Trump Lashes Out at Taylor Swift, Chiefs Win the Super Bowl & Joe Biden Trolls Conspiracists

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  • Опубликовано: 11 фев 2024
  • Jimmy & Guillermo spent the weekend in Vegas for the Super Bowl where the Chiefs took home the Lombardi Trophy, there were many notable Super Bowl commercials including several for religion, Trump went after Taylor Swift on Truth Social, Joe Biden took to Instagram to post a rant about “shrinkflation,” we have a new Super Bowl edition of Drunk Donald Trump, and we are pleased to share the world premiere of the official promo for the 96th Oscars on March 10th at 7e|4p on ABC.
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  • @Power_to_the_people567
    @Power_to_the_people567 4 месяца назад +2681

    Trump saying that Taylor should not be “disloyal” to him assumes that Taylor gives a flying F of what he thinks to begin with. Disloyal? This guy thinks everyone owe him loyalty. Speaking like a true wannabe dictator.

    • @JianLakerson
      @JianLakerson 4 месяца назад +286

      ...like a mobster, he wants her to pay tribute, as if she owes him a favor. He thinks he deserves some of her money, such a scumbag, in a lot of financial difficulties 😅

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva 4 месяца назад +261

      He's a narcissist & she owes him NOTHING!!!

    • @InterestedCitizen
      @InterestedCitizen 4 месяца назад +202

      Trump is angry he isn't young enough to hit on Taylor and stand any sort of chance at getting her attention.

    • @norrisfong6445
      @norrisfong6445 4 месяца назад +214

      He signed the bill. That's it.
      He probably doesn't even know the oranges of the bill.

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 4 месяца назад +55

      Thank you !👏👏👏

  • @rcisneros8567
    @rcisneros8567 4 месяца назад +884

    That was distrubing. A guy indicted for the sexual assault of a 13 year old, with co defendant Jeffery Epstien, having teenage girls dance for you. Creepy.

    • @michaelmarrone5768
      @michaelmarrone5768 4 месяца назад +75

      I was wondering if anyone else was thinking the same thing.

    • @Robert-cb9dd
      @Robert-cb9dd 4 месяца назад +66

      Whoever organized that event should be investigated for child pornography and inappropriate behavior with a minor

    • @streef88
      @streef88 4 месяца назад +1

      I would believe he got the number from Epstein's black book...

    • @DianneMarian
      @DianneMarian 4 месяца назад +36

      I read that Court document too. What they did to her was disturbing. She was then threatened by them.

    • @Zalzany
      @Zalzany 4 месяца назад +33

      Exactly my first thought was he went to person who arranged it and said "thank you I needed this, reminds of Epstein's parties."

  • @TheGreatGatsbyUSA
    @TheGreatGatsbyUSA 4 месяца назад +341

    Once upon a time it was hard to tell who is crazy; today, all you have to do is look for someone with a red baseball cap.

    • @LaDemocrazia
      @LaDemocrazia 4 месяца назад +17

      💯

    • @daren7889
      @daren7889 4 месяца назад +16

      RED HAT spelled backwards is HATRED ! Well that says it ALL about 45 Supporters! 🤔🌊♀️🌊♀️🌊♀️🌊♀️🌊♀️🌊♀️🌊♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

    • @nzobrist6525
      @nzobrist6525 4 месяца назад +12

      They make it easy to identify the idiots

    • @superbiobabe
      @superbiobabe 4 месяца назад +1

      It’s ok to reject Trump and still understand that Biden is not fit. It won’t change your views and beliefs. America deserves a better government than what we are being force fed. Your small view and determination to lump anyone who is not behind the corrupt government as it stands is what continues to keep America divided. I encourage you to open your mind and be willing to begin to cross over. Your government has encouraged this division and will continue to use it to control you.

    • @TheGreatGatsbyUSA
      @TheGreatGatsbyUSA 4 месяца назад +11

      @@superbiobabe Au contraire ma chère dame: Your overlord has you confused about reality. I would recommend NOT to send an (alleged) billionaire your hard earned $$$ and, definitely, not continue to spend time in his GRIFT shop. Your mother would be proud.

  • @kkk5491
    @kkk5491 4 месяца назад +334

    Please please please Judge Engoron put a smile on our faces. THe PTSD trump has brought on americans is off the charts.

    • @PurplePeopleEater00.07
      @PurplePeopleEater00.07 4 месяца назад

      we stand with MSNBS! our beloved dearest president biden is the only hope for us chinese, as well as for north koreans, russians, iranians, venezuelans and burmese! americans please elect biden or at least our comrade gavel newsome forever!

    • @user-rc2pm3zk8e
      @user-rc2pm3zk8e 4 месяца назад

      I so agree! Now I know what to call it! Thanks

    • @amybabbitt4198
      @amybabbitt4198 4 месяца назад

      Amen

    • @ggall001
      @ggall001 3 месяца назад

      AMEN!😊

  • @cherrytraveller5915
    @cherrytraveller5915 4 месяца назад +663

    Donald doesn’t even take his marriage vows seriously so who is he to lecture on loyalty

    • @lorenzoblum868
      @lorenzoblum868 4 месяца назад +29

      Best comment.

    • @Zalzany
      @Zalzany 4 месяца назад +13

      "But but it don't count if you pay for NDA with donor money" Is what his "christian" fans are saying sigh...

    • @mmflynn1
      @mmflynn1 4 месяца назад +25

      He took his marriage vows about as seriously as his oath of office.

    • @LittleBlueOwl318
      @LittleBlueOwl318 4 месяца назад +16

      He couldn't even be loyal to his OATH OF OFFICE!!!

    • @copscatchingtrumpsupporter3740
      @copscatchingtrumpsupporter3740 4 месяца назад +12

      Never took an oath he kept!

  • @patriciar3780
    @patriciar3780 4 месяца назад +511

    I think that high school band for 45 is one of the saddest things I have ever seen. How pathetic can you get?

    • @Phantassm
      @Phantassm 4 месяца назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nedludd7622
      @nedludd7622 4 месяца назад

      Trump forgot that he can longer recruit for Epstein's island.

    • @adamcoe
      @adamcoe 4 месяца назад

      You could say he's the Four Seasons Lawn Care of dictators. People joke about just telling him he won, and he's the president again and just pointing a camera at him every day, basically Truman-showing him until he finally dies and honestly it should not be off the table. He is a dangerous guy and clearly has no connection to anything resembling reality. Which means it would be incredibly, incredibly easy to fool him and make him think he's in charge.

    • @dangal9366
      @dangal9366 4 месяца назад +1

      I guess it sound cool when they thought about it. 😂

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 4 месяца назад +62

      They young cheerleaders in front of a known predator creeped me out big time.

  • @Diana_L.
    @Diana_L. 4 месяца назад +256

    I'm waiting for Trump to claim that he wrote most of Taylor's songs, and that she owes him royalties.

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 4 месяца назад +3

      If he sues Taylor Swift, I will be more shocked the stairs in my house are still there.

    • @duncanslater771
      @duncanslater771 4 месяца назад +2

      The lyrics "It's me, me, I'm the problem, it's me." come to mind. I guess DT is not self reflective enough to have written those, but willing to be wrong ;-)

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 4 месяца назад +1

      I love a little salt.😄👍💖

    • @rooharris9099
      @rooharris9099 4 месяца назад

      😆😆😆

    • @borano2031
      @borano2031 4 месяца назад

      @@JamaicanRain Wait! Didn´t George Santos ink all those hits?? Rgr

  • @jannetteberends8730
    @jannetteberends8730 4 месяца назад +911

    I would never let my daughter that close to Trump, especially not dancing for him.
    What kind of mothers are that, they know his reputation with young women.

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 4 месяца назад +103

      I couldn't agree more. It made me feel a bit ill and dirty just watching the scene. Awful.

    • @gloriacotton421
      @gloriacotton421 4 месяца назад +87

      They’re thinking that “he was sent by God” so their daughter must be safe. Riiiiiiight. Or maybe they’re thinking if their daughter gets pregnant the child will be a demigod. Disgusting.

    • @streef88
      @streef88 4 месяца назад +1

      Trump got their number from Epstein's black book...

    • @bluelotus3750
      @bluelotus3750 4 месяца назад +76

      Thought the same thing. How is that not grooming? Or just plain abuse?

    • @Zalzany
      @Zalzany 4 месяца назад +90

      Ha my first thought was "must remind him of Epstein's parties."

  • @OtayBuckwheat
    @OtayBuckwheat 4 месяца назад +547

    A big country came to me and said, Sir... with tears streaming down its mountains.

    • @OtayBuckwheat
      @OtayBuckwheat 4 месяца назад +52

      Not One of Trump's Children Could Remember Anything When Deposed.
      I Don't Recall, I Don't Remember
      I Don't Recall, I Don't Remember
      I Don't Recall, I Don't Remember
      I Don't Recall, I Don't Remember

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 4 месяца назад +17

      ​@@OtayBuckwheat Fantastic observation.

    • @trey54321GO
      @trey54321GO 4 месяца назад +7

      ​ @OtayBuckwheat Exactly 💯 they're all some 🤥 fools. I love that moment when MTG "couldn't recall" saying Nancy Pelosi was a traitor, as evidence was about to be shown to prove it, she suddenly had superhuman memory recall!😂

    • @OtayBuckwheat
      @OtayBuckwheat 4 месяца назад +34

      @@trey54321GO
      I don't recall MTG ever saying
      ANYTHING INTELLIGENT 🤪

    • @rossdavies8250
      @rossdavies8250 4 месяца назад +18

      As a European, I endorse this message.

  • @marybarry2230
    @marybarry2230 4 месяца назад +91

    The whole Barbie skit was totally worth it, just to see Ryan Gosling at the end!😍

    • @user-rk2ln9eb6q
      @user-rk2ln9eb6q 4 месяца назад +3

      all the actors including Kimmel were superb! Loved it!

  • @willieherd6754
    @willieherd6754 4 месяца назад +68

    Biden is spot on about the shrinkage in products. I have noticed the same in Australia.

    • @LaDemocrazia
      @LaDemocrazia 4 месяца назад +10

      Price gouging is worldwide. Greetings from Europe

    • @user-rk2ln9eb6q
      @user-rk2ln9eb6q 4 месяца назад

      and in Mexico!

  • @jimmyguitar2933
    @jimmyguitar2933 4 месяца назад +281

    I love how the high school band and cheerleaders didn't even bother to dress for the performance. In short, he crashed a high school band rehearsal.

    • @OriginalCaliKitty
      @OriginalCaliKitty 4 месяца назад +23

      Well, that means they won't have to be paid!

    • @Robert-cb9dd
      @Robert-cb9dd 4 месяца назад

      He wouldn't have paid them anyway too bad they're not old enough to vote Blue all the way

    • @megasbaladoros
      @megasbaladoros 4 месяца назад +13

      Bet he crashed into backstage, too.

    • @pathemeleski
      @pathemeleski 4 месяца назад

      Probably the school didn't want to be associated with a political even and forbade them from wearing the uniforms

    • @walterroma7368
      @walterroma7368 4 месяца назад +6

      They kept their pants on.

  • @HelynnHeels
    @HelynnHeels 4 месяца назад +123

    The cheerleaders at MaraLago...was that real? If so, it was really pathetic.

    • @manbtm1
      @manbtm1 4 месяца назад +25

      Right out of a salute in North Korea, which is what Trump has always salivated for.

    • @hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309
      @hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309 4 месяца назад +20

      And creepy. 😢

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 4 месяца назад +7

      At least they didn’t wear the skirts!

    • @DianneMarian
      @DianneMarian 4 месяца назад +9

      Teenagers at that... not surprised.

    • @curthennig9448
      @curthennig9448 4 месяца назад +5

      @@DianneMarian Donald told Baron to go to his room. These girls were all his.

  • @deborahbunka6661
    @deborahbunka6661 4 месяца назад +86

    Wondering what was going on in Trump's head while watching the young cheerleaders made me feel a little scared for them.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 4 месяца назад +4

      I would not let my young daughter perform for him. I wouldn't let her anywhere near him. He has a history...

    • @toddr2265
      @toddr2265 4 месяца назад

      Of course tRump had to pay the girls to be there, as usual

    • @stephanieh5030
      @stephanieh5030 4 месяца назад

      One guess!

    • @amybabbitt4198
      @amybabbitt4198 4 месяца назад

      He's so gross🤮

  • @karinmiller1821
    @karinmiller1821 4 месяца назад +278

    Hey, Jimmy, I love that Biden called out “shrinkflation.” Someone needs to handle the greedy corporations.

    • @LaDemocrazia
      @LaDemocrazia 4 месяца назад +10

      It's called free-market economy.
      You can handle the price gouging (that's what it actually is) only by not bying the product.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 4 месяца назад +19

      Corporations are having record profits, they can at least give us appropriate sizes or prices!

    • @DianneMarian
      @DianneMarian 4 месяца назад +15

      I said the same thing to Jimmy. "It's true though; as a consumer I have noticed this. Some corporations are going back to pre-pandemic prices but with smaller packages, jars etc. In essence these Corporations are still making money at Pandemic levels by making smaller packages. I've even noticed with in store baking; example instead of the normal 6 strudels in a package they put 4 in a pkg. for the same price as the prior pkg. of 6. It's a form of price gouging. It's like they think we won't notice."

    • @bob-zi1eb
      @bob-zi1eb 4 месяца назад +4

      ​ @LaDemocrazia Same argument goes for why DeSantis', Trump and MAGA attacking Disney was wrong and actually against conservative principals.

    • @bob-zi1eb
      @bob-zi1eb 4 месяца назад +1

      @@LaDemocrazia I don't like it when big government interferes with the free market.

  • @bozhijak
    @bozhijak 4 месяца назад +102

    The hired cheerleaders i hope got paid before the show. That was creepy as F*

    • @Robert-cb9dd
      @Robert-cb9dd 4 месяца назад +10

      Just like his hamburgers for everyone in Ohio McDonald's and walked out without paying

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 4 месяца назад +7

      It sure was a what the f**** moment. 😬

    • @E.a.Z.S.e.n.T
      @E.a.Z.S.e.n.T 4 месяца назад +3

      The coach probably got paid. If the girls are in high school I'm sure unfortunately

    • @amybabbitt4198
      @amybabbitt4198 4 месяца назад +1

      Ugh. But thank you for saying it.

  • @LH-fp8kr
    @LH-fp8kr 4 месяца назад +154

    Ms. Swift crushes old ridiculous Trump in an instant with her intelligence, integrity and talent. NO competition, just disgrace for him.

    • @The1HP
      @The1HP 4 месяца назад +1

      U serious with this comment?? Damn this country is doomed

    • @2fast2nick
      @2fast2nick 4 месяца назад +7

      @@The1HP Well considering Trump has not much intelligence, not too hard to crush him.

  • @michellehoyt8218
    @michellehoyt8218 4 месяца назад +95

    Shrinkflation is the damn truth

    • @LaDemocrazia
      @LaDemocrazia 4 месяца назад +6

      Yes, and a worldwide issue.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 4 месяца назад +6

      Corporate greed!

    • @curthennig9448
      @curthennig9448 4 месяца назад +4

      It's been going on since 2008.

    • @nooneanybodyknows7912
      @nooneanybodyknows7912 4 месяца назад

      ​@@curthennig94482006 with Miracle Whip mayo. Kraft held out 4 years to 2010. It stopped being a quart of mayo reduced to 30 ounces. 😔

  • @guyrose6602
    @guyrose6602 4 месяца назад +27

    Same crowd: calling the event rigged before it happens, claiming it was obviously rigged after because they are nothing but sore losers. Predictable, despicable, deplorable, pathetic.

  • @chrisjames3087
    @chrisjames3087 4 месяца назад +279

    How somebody found a high school band to perform for Donnie will forever be a mystery to me.

    • @jackstrubbe7608
      @jackstrubbe7608 4 месяца назад +23

      Florida is FULL of high schools.

    • @streef88
      @streef88 4 месяца назад +1

      He got the number from Epstein's black book...

    • @AD-vf3ek
      @AD-vf3ek 4 месяца назад

      People thinking biden is doing great will always be a mystery to me

    • @nochill9722
      @nochill9722 4 месяца назад

      @@AD-vf3ek yeah really tired of Biden claiming he is a better president than Lincoln, he's definitely not that great.

    • @user-tn3qf1gg1j
      @user-tn3qf1gg1j 4 месяца назад +1

      Should have ideally been a marching band for Donnie's innuendo's to hit their mark

  • @JRcomments
    @JRcomments 4 месяца назад +116

    LOL. Kate McKinnon playing weird Barbie actually reminds me of Kate impersonating Phyllis Diller.

    • @mojo500100
      @mojo500100 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Riverratthh20 😂 well done! Thanks for bringing back memories of a very funny and talented lady.

  • @RavenG.est95
    @RavenG.est95 4 месяца назад +39

    The granddad dancing to Ludacris is giving Charlie Buckets grandfather in Charlie and the Choc Factory vibes 😂

  • @guildpilotone
    @guildpilotone 4 месяца назад +35

    That band+cheerleaders looked like something that would happen in North Korea.

    • @sw9361
      @sw9361 4 месяца назад +3

      I was thinking the same exact thing!

    • @markwilliamson4006
      @markwilliamson4006 4 месяца назад +4

      Made me sick watching The Dumpster ogling those young girls. Need to investigate whoever hired these kids to entertain the Orange 'Dear Leader'.

  • @JoshuaMartian-go3tm
    @JoshuaMartian-go3tm 4 месяца назад +686

    Did that Donald Trump cheerleading tribute remind anyone of something Kim Jung Un or Putin would do?

    • @karijane210
      @karijane210 4 месяца назад +43

      Yes!

    • @jonduude
      @jonduude 4 месяца назад +47

      Omg, I wasn't the only one! Chilling.

    • @manbtm1
      @manbtm1 4 месяца назад +48

      Oh my gosh, yes that’s exactly what the North Korean dictator loves to see, it was rather pathetic to see these people do that in front of Trump, I thought, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a group of people try to pay homage to somebody like this in America , really nauseating.

    • @anthonyrousseau8050
      @anthonyrousseau8050 4 месяца назад +23

      All it reminded me of is his infamous words on the Hollywood bus. God damn it...

    • @FEARNoMore
      @FEARNoMore 4 месяца назад +32

      maybe something Epstn use to do for him on the island?🤷‍♂

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 4 месяца назад +592

    I love it when Dark Brandon’s PsyOp plan comes together! Meanwhile, MAGA demand a Super Bowl recount…

    • @bonzrh68
      @bonzrh68 4 месяца назад +31

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bonzrh68
      @bonzrh68 4 месяца назад +30

      Love it!❤

    • @gailcarmack2954
      @gailcarmack2954 4 месяца назад +11

      LMAO!!!!

    • @CaptainBollocks....
      @CaptainBollocks.... 4 месяца назад +3

      Unfortunately, as much as I like the message to trigger the conspiracy theorists, the timing of it was extremely bad

    • @raymondtorres-gy8uj
      @raymondtorres-gy8uj 4 месяца назад +6

      Darth Traitor would only imagine of having a PsyOp plan that great, he & his sheep's 🐑 are not that Smart to pull it off...😂😂😂😂

  • @danboyd2725
    @danboyd2725 4 месяца назад +21

    What Trump wants is for Swift and Kelce to engage with him. The more they treat him as a anonymous nobody beneath their notice, the more it drives him crazy.

  • @charleswoods8471
    @charleswoods8471 4 месяца назад +22

    Do you think those young ladies cheerleading for Donnie know he is the one MOST responsible for taking away THEIR RIGHT TO CHOOSE??

  • @kingstonart
    @kingstonart 4 месяца назад +97

    Finally someone in power calls out corporate greed on social media and the comedians switch the focus.
    Love that the audience were all on the ball and took note.

    • @DianneMarian
      @DianneMarian 4 месяца назад +8

      As a consumer I have noticed this. Some corporations are going back to pre-pandemic prices but with smaller packages, jars etc. In essence these Corporations are still making money at Pandemic levels by making smaller packages. I've even noticed with in store baking; example instead of the normal 6 strudels in a package they put 4 in a pkg. for the same price as the prior pkg. of 6. It's a form of price gouging. It's like they think we won't notice.

    • @DianneMarian
      @DianneMarian 4 месяца назад

      @@kingstonart IMO It is done under the sly thinking people won't notice. Maybe the rich won't notice but people that are not will; or people that price watch looking for the best deals. As to your comments on leaders being blamed I hear yah! Also It can't be easy for any President to get the economy back from a Global Pandemic. But President Biden is doing it. And like he honestly says; "we have more work to do".

    • @E.a.Z.S.e.n.T
      @E.a.Z.S.e.n.T 4 месяца назад

      Yes exactly thank you for the truth people need to realize

    • @E.a.Z.S.e.n.T
      @E.a.Z.S.e.n.T 4 месяца назад

      ​@@DianneMarianno there still expensive pandemic prices

    • @DianneMarian
      @DianneMarian 4 месяца назад +1

      @@E.a.Z.S.e.n.T Yes and it's time the lowered their prices!

  • @sheltonbailey6548
    @sheltonbailey6548 4 месяца назад +98

    That Drunk Donald Trump segment, pure gold!

    • @billyrodriguez1878
      @billyrodriguez1878 4 месяца назад

      Did he really talked like that or was it edited?

    • @stephanieh5030
      @stephanieh5030 4 месяца назад

      Is he still using? I thought when he left the white house he went cold turkey?

  • @EmbraceThePing
    @EmbraceThePing 4 месяца назад +43

    Phyllis Diller was laughing hysterically in her grave.

  • @recole374
    @recole374 4 месяца назад +27

    He's right. The grocery stores are doing that and I for one can't afford it. They're are doing it with everything!!

  • @perigee1275
    @perigee1275 4 месяца назад +294

    I'm beginning to think that this November the ground is going to open up and swallow Trump and all his minions like a scene from the Bible.

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 4 месяца назад +31

      Oh I would so love that.

    • @watersipper1116
      @watersipper1116 4 месяца назад +23

      Make it so.

    • @Robert-cb9dd
      @Robert-cb9dd 4 месяца назад +17

      🙏🙏🙏

    • @AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg
      @AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg 4 месяца назад +23

      I have this sneaking suspicion that Donnie's going to stroke out this coming hot Floridian summer

    • @markberryhill2715
      @markberryhill2715 4 месяца назад +15

      @@watersipper1116 you've just got to believe! You've got to believe it to receive it!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 4 месяца назад +270

    Congratulations to the Kansas City Swifties for winning the Super Bowl!

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 4 месяца назад +9

      Giggle

    • @JohnSmith-pg9ns
      @JohnSmith-pg9ns 4 месяца назад +14

      Taylor is a real American 🇺🇸

    • @AD-vf3ek
      @AD-vf3ek 4 месяца назад

      @@JohnSmith-pg9nsshe’s the typic Hollywood devil. Nobody in Hollywood should talk about politics

    • @AD-vf3ek
      @AD-vf3ek 4 месяца назад

      A rigged super bowl for ratings.

    • @joannajamerson35
      @joannajamerson35 4 месяца назад +8

      Ikr ..I was hoping, so the gop would freak out 😂

  • @CarlDalach-px4cj
    @CarlDalach-px4cj 4 месяца назад +38

    Look dude, we love Joe...He stands in the way against Trump and his minions. And he's done a lot for working people.

  • @sherrimora1097
    @sherrimora1097 4 месяца назад +22

    WE ARE IN A BATTLE for democracy & YOU know it ❣️☮️☮️☮️

  • @Lonewolfmike
    @Lonewolfmike 4 месяца назад +274

    Donnie was eyeing the cheeleaders the whole time.

    • @michaelmarrone5768
      @michaelmarrone5768 4 месяца назад +20

      Thinking he would be dating them in a couple of years.

    • @jackstrubbe7608
      @jackstrubbe7608 4 месяца назад +35

      Matt Gaetz is dating them now.

    • @Robert-cb9dd
      @Robert-cb9dd 4 месяца назад +17

      Playing pocket pool the whole time .

    • @streef88
      @streef88 4 месяца назад +13

      He found the number in Epstein's black book...

    • @bluelotus3750
      @bluelotus3750 4 месяца назад +14

      He was trying to lure them with his slick moves🤮

  • @ericoberlies7537
    @ericoberlies7537 4 месяца назад +104

    In the Army, in Korea, the Super Bowl was broadcast very early on Monday. We got Monday morning off.

    • @Robert-cb9dd
      @Robert-cb9dd 4 месяца назад +14

      USA 🇺🇸 vote Blue and not for a traitor that has so much disrespect for the American military past and present

    • @AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg
      @AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg 4 месяца назад +4

      What!, was Kim watching it?

    • @ericoberlies7537
      @ericoberlies7537 4 месяца назад +9

      @@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg It was broadcast on Armed Forces Korea Network. I’m showing my age, it would’ve been Kim’s grandfather … the original Kim.

    • @aliasalias8433
      @aliasalias8433 4 месяца назад +6

      Cool 😎

    • @lizromeo8184
      @lizromeo8184 4 месяца назад +8

      Thank you for your service! God bless you all for serving this great country 🇺🇸

  • @Veritas2154
    @Veritas2154 4 месяца назад +50

    45 asks how do you pronounce F.A.N.I.
    in his case it's pronounced NEMESIS🤣🤣🤣

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 4 месяца назад +4

      Lil, it's pronounced "you lose again grifter!"

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 4 месяца назад +3

      😊👍💖

  • @nbenefiel
    @nbenefiel 4 месяца назад +84

    My only reason for watching the Super Bowl was to watch Taylor Swift piss off Donald Trump.

  • @genomitchalinni8106
    @genomitchalinni8106 4 месяца назад +72

    In a great sense of humor,for folks with no sense of humor, Biden posted "Dark Brandon, Just as planned!".

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 4 месяца назад +227

    Trump is so obsessed with swift lol 😆

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 4 месяца назад

      Ikr? Fox news, & the rest of that crowd is too. Lol. They love spreading those conspiracy theories when it comes to Her. Smh.

    • @Azarath_Metrion_Zinthos
      @Azarath_Metrion_Zinthos 4 месяца назад

      So r his goons of worshippers the MAGA cult 😂

    • @Bargerland
      @Bargerland 4 месяца назад +1

      Donald invented Taylor!

    • @Zalzany
      @Zalzany 4 месяца назад +6

      She is a real billionaire for starters and has more followers then him she is in short he wishes he was, with his anti LGBT hate stuff wouldn't surprise me none if he wanted to be a woman too lol

    • @petraroch8510
      @petraroch8510 4 месяца назад +3

      Yeah, if she wasn't his daughter, he'd probably be dating her.😮😂

  • @wanderingyoutube
    @wanderingyoutube 4 месяца назад +30

    Go Grampa!
    Grandma walks in and goes, 'Nope. Better go before he reaches for the Cialis' 😅

  • @GigiolaCinquetty
    @GigiolaCinquetty 4 месяца назад +30

    Actually, 'drunk Dooonald Chump' sounds much like 'regular Dooonald Chump' ... 😁🤣🤪

  • @bikrantakharel3031
    @bikrantakharel3031 4 месяца назад +62

    Why the hell is red the color of gop. It should be orange 😭

    • @AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg
      @AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg 4 месяца назад

      Nah "Tan"......like Fecal Treacle

    • @Robert-cb9dd
      @Robert-cb9dd 4 месяца назад +3

      That's their leader most of them are yellow

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 4 месяца назад +2

      It means corporate communism!

  • @tselengbotlhole750
    @tselengbotlhole750 4 месяца назад +60

    The dancing man in the intro🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣The wife just ignored him, she must be used to it

    • @cheryal2809
      @cheryal2809 4 месяца назад +7

      Yeah, she took one look and made a hasty exit. But he was having fun no matter what! Brings me joy to see others feel joy.

    • @gratefulone6669
      @gratefulone6669 4 месяца назад +5

      da way she jus casually walked on by... 😅

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 4 месяца назад +2

      Luda!

  • @beachbum6781
    @beachbum6781 4 месяца назад +49

    trump called out Taylor cuz She IS a Billionaire! lol

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 4 месяца назад +5

      Self made woman billionaire who shares the wealth with her team the exact opposite of Donald J. Trump. 😉👍💙🇺🇸🕊

  • @RamiroDzulg
    @RamiroDzulg 4 месяца назад +1401

    Did that Donald Trump cheerleading tribute remind anyone of something Kim Jung Un or Putin would do? could be all much better with AMZPKK and guys taking part

    • @jackthetford7558
      @jackthetford7558 4 месяца назад +17

      The only ones paying homage to trump should earthworms.

    • @josephmull2158
      @josephmull2158 4 месяца назад +8

      Absolutely.. incredibly odd

    • @christopherkovalcheck3964
      @christopherkovalcheck3964 4 месяца назад +18

      Yeah...That was disturbing...

    • @mohergenrader2113
      @mohergenrader2113 4 месяца назад +11

      That was a kimjungputrump move.

    • @pfannkuchenchen
      @pfannkuchenchen 4 месяца назад +6

      This comment has been copied from another one hours earlier, but has injected some promotion for AMZPKK. Whatever that is. Good luck with that, bot.

  • @ivomusician
    @ivomusician 4 месяца назад +72

    F-ing brillant! Thanks for the many laughs... and best from abroad in Switzerland!
    And don't forget to always vote blue, people... from bottom to the top!! Thank you. 💙💙

  • @Minifiguresandstuff
    @Minifiguresandstuff 4 месяца назад +96

    JIMMY love your show! Thanks for making us laugh and I hope you have fun hosting this years Oscars. 😊

  • @Max_Mustermann
    @Max_Mustermann 4 месяца назад +23

    Scientology: "Are you curious?"
    Me: "Yes. Where is Shelly Miscavige?"

  • @alexisgahona2315
    @alexisgahona2315 4 месяца назад +1075

    Phyllis Diller was laughing hysterically in her grave. Who of you also got into AMZPKK today

    • @pfannkuchenchen
      @pfannkuchenchen 4 месяца назад +5

      This comment has also been copied from another one hours earlier, but has injected some promotion for AMZPKK. Whatever that is. Good luck with that, bot.

    • @brianthomason5022
      @brianthomason5022 4 месяца назад

      Google did not help me figure it out either.​@@pfannkuchenchen

  • @prowlermadmax2
    @prowlermadmax2 4 месяца назад +216

    Taylor Swift should record a cover version of Viva Las Vegas.

    • @markberryhill2715
      @markberryhill2715 4 месяца назад +3

      Spot on! And I wish she would learn to do some covers of ONJ,Linda Ronstadt,Carly Simon,Aretha Franklin,Donna Summers,etc. songs. Break outta that straightjacket of only doing her own sh!t !

    • @suzannefarrington4143
      @suzannefarrington4143 4 месяца назад +3

      @@markberryhill2715🤣🤣🤣

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 4 месяца назад +336

    Trump also took credit for the Titanic and the Hindenburg.

    • @user-rm8yn2tr7e
      @user-rm8yn2tr7e 4 месяца назад +25

      And assisting in the Vietnam war by dodging the draft.

    • @rl2104A
      @rl2104A 4 месяца назад +11

      Also great endorsement of Forbes magazine as a spanking equipment.

    • @user-bi6cl9rt9o
      @user-bi6cl9rt9o 4 месяца назад +6

      TFG invented penicillin.

    • @1YzeWhoaman6821
      @1YzeWhoaman6821 4 месяца назад +20

      He's a grandiose narcissist with a specialty in projection.

    • @kenteague4802
      @kenteague4802 4 месяца назад +13

      and those airports in the civil war😂😂

  • @dmiller5765
    @dmiller5765 4 месяца назад +24

    The Oscarsland skit was great! TY for the shout out to Greta! Bravo to America, Kate, Ryan & Helen. Good luck, Jimmy. I hope Ryan shows up in a special I am Kenough tux. Lol.

  • @andrewwilliams9599
    @andrewwilliams9599 4 месяца назад +19

    I agree with Joe about shrinkflation. You can't even get a pint of ice cream anymore--it's now 14 ounces--but you pay the same price, or more, that you did for a pint. And as for bags of chips, the late Will Durst nailed it over 30 years ago: "Half of this is AIR!"

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 4 месяца назад +49

    3:57 To the Scientologists: why, yes. Yes, I am curious. I am very curious about the whereabouts of Shelley. Where is Shelley, David Miscavige?

    • @autonomouscollective2599
      @autonomouscollective2599 4 месяца назад +1

      I was actually expecting Jimmy to said that. But then again, that’s kinda John Oliver’s thing.

  • @hazelanderson1479
    @hazelanderson1479 4 месяца назад +87

    I think Jimmy meant to say the Golden Shower Bachelor.

    • @bonzrh68
      @bonzrh68 4 месяца назад +6

      😂😂😂❤❤❤

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows 4 месяца назад +6

      👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 4 месяца назад +2

      😅😅😅😂😂✌️😍🖖🖖🤪🤪

    • @montanasuede
      @montanasuede 4 месяца назад +4

      lol ew lol ew lol ew lol ew

  • @mentaldebris
    @mentaldebris 4 месяца назад +24

    Does Trump every wonder why people are always approaching him with tears in their eyes? Could it be from the overpowering stench emanating from his person?

  • @WhyYesIAmABich
    @WhyYesIAmABich 4 месяца назад +43

    I was laughing so loud at the Oscars intro! That was amazing!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rhondah1587
    @rhondah1587 4 месяца назад +38

    I loved President Biden's Tik Toc ad. Thought it was spot on and important to say. Joe's got his fingers in everything that matters to the people and is the sharpest 81 year old I've seen.

    • @LaDemocrazia
      @LaDemocrazia 4 месяца назад +6

      Agree 💯.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 4 месяца назад +3

      I'll take his experience, sanity and ethics over Don the Con every time.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 4 месяца назад +1

      I know two who are much sharper and older - raise the bar, dude

  • @joenisnapje712
    @joenisnapje712 4 месяца назад +76

    Biden should make Taylor his potential new VPOTUS just to fogg with Trump a little 🤣

    • @Robert-cb9dd
      @Robert-cb9dd 4 месяца назад +4

      🤔🤣

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 4 месяца назад +5

      I’m down.

    • @DianneMarian
      @DianneMarian 4 месяца назад +5

      Or worn a T-Shirt that says Biden/Harris 2024. The ketchup would have been flying! LOL

    • @DouglasRichardson-er4ky
      @DouglasRichardson-er4ky 4 месяца назад

      ... he'd win a landslide, but a better choice would be Michelle Obama 💘👸🏿

    • @avolite719
      @avolite719 4 месяца назад

      "fogg" ???

  • @aro3275
    @aro3275 4 месяца назад +53

    “That was a little pitchy dog” - Taylor Swift to Travis Kelce.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 4 месяца назад +1

      Lol, I had the same idea as Jimmy....this is the beginning of the end of the relationship 😅

  • @joshsanchez4342
    @joshsanchez4342 4 месяца назад +28

    Did not know Ryan Gosling could do that 😅😂

  • @patriciaschilling6290
    @patriciaschilling6290 4 месяца назад +23

    I love Jimmy Kimmel!! He never fails. Going to the Oscars bit was just what I needed.

  • @thedocklighter
    @thedocklighter 4 месяца назад +10

    Not just shrink-flation but a growing trend of skimp-flation, where products are now being made with cheaper, poorer quality ingredients and materials, and/or substitutes, or with smaller proportions of quality materials/ingredients.

    • @direwolf8776
      @direwolf8776 4 месяца назад

      Kimmel and his writers who were dismissive of that. Also did his writers forget, that shrinkflation (is a part of a big problem of price gouging) ware one of the reasons why they rightfully went on strike in 2023.

    • @direwolf8776
      @direwolf8776 4 месяца назад

      *were

  • @donnacland
    @donnacland 4 месяца назад +21

    Best Oscars promotion ever 😂😂😂

  • @thebirdnest4195
    @thebirdnest4195 4 месяца назад +105

    Jimmy Kimmel is the best!

    • @Chong688
      @Chong688 4 месяца назад +6

      Jon Steward is back

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 4 месяца назад +6

      YESS!!

    • @dustin6828
      @dustin6828 4 месяца назад +1

      He’s a schill

    • @maureen669
      @maureen669 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@Chong688Love Jon Stewart but he can't touch Jimmy's humor, timing, delivery etc. ✌️

    • @kittyhazes5741
      @kittyhazes5741 4 месяца назад +2

      Luv me some Jimmy Kimmel😻😻😻

  • @jstsayn9133
    @jstsayn9133 4 месяца назад +14

    I could see Taylor thinking: "Stay in your lane, Travis!"

  • @christa4338
    @christa4338 4 месяца назад +11

    I love the classy way Taylor and Travis are dealing with this righttard insanity. Kudos!

  • @zilcher
    @zilcher 4 месяца назад +31

    Carrot top looks like death.

    • @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1
      @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 4 месяца назад +2

      Time marches on for all of us.

    • @sonofradium4835
      @sonofradium4835 4 месяца назад +4

      Drugs are bad for you.

    • @davidgoosen1633
      @davidgoosen1633 4 месяца назад

      He looks fine

    • @Robert-cb9dd
      @Robert-cb9dd 4 месяца назад +3

      My thoughts also, even though I'm getting up in age. Some people don't age well especially in a fast lifestyle.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 4 месяца назад +2

      Steroids are as good as you think they are! And a few cosmetic adjustments!

  • @JohnTLyon
    @JohnTLyon 4 месяца назад +36

    Thing is, Joe is right about shrinkflation.😡😡😡Is she channeling Phyllis Diller???

    • @cherrytraveller5915
      @cherrytraveller5915 4 месяца назад +3

      Yes you are right. My body wash has gone up in price and is 200ml smaller. Such a rip

  • @nicolesaintdenis
    @nicolesaintdenis 4 месяца назад +10

    If they can pay for commercials, they can pay taxes

    • @TheSocratease
      @TheSocratease 4 месяца назад

      That's why the yr evangelicals are so opposed to the IRS. They don't want to be investigated. No agents=no investigations. Mike Johnson hides his assets through his 'church'. They all do it.

  • @DennisTheInternationalMenace
    @DennisTheInternationalMenace 4 месяца назад +9

    I would have died if Taylor wore a Biden/Harris 2024 shirt at the Super Bowl. Would've gotten their panties in an uproar! 😂

  • @erict4444
    @erict4444 4 месяца назад +7

    That old dude yelling "LUDA" was awesome.

  • @kathleencandelaria4106
    @kathleencandelaria4106 4 месяца назад +25

    Maybe you can imagine Trump running around the yard if you realize at one time whales had legs.

  • @mtb095
    @mtb095 4 месяца назад +6

    Taylor’s face when he was singing was hilarious

  • @tolkkeen
    @tolkkeen 4 месяца назад +11

    Two separate Matt Damon SLANDER in a monologue. Love it

  • @fatimad5377
    @fatimad5377 4 месяца назад +26

    I choose Joe Biden for president

    • @bob-zi1eb
      @bob-zi1eb 4 месяца назад

      Good for you.

  • @teebles
    @teebles 4 месяца назад +48

    How the heck does Ryan Gosling scream at such a high pitch?!?

    • @angelikalindenau943
      @angelikalindenau943 4 месяца назад +6

      Practice practice practice...

    • @CLYMA1.5CHAINZ
      @CLYMA1.5CHAINZ 4 месяца назад +10

      Ken the doll dont have a package, i think thats how 😅

  • @davidbatin1699
    @davidbatin1699 4 месяца назад +18

    He picks on everyone. He's a child in a grown man's body.

  • @user-rt8we9lz4x
    @user-rt8we9lz4x 4 месяца назад +6

    Thank you Mr. Kimmel. You are a national treasure. Keep up the great work.

  • @Flamenco1313
    @Flamenco1313 4 месяца назад +27

    Your production crew is the best… loved the road-trip to the Oscar’s…. Time to give them a raise.

  • @philipstanco6011
    @philipstanco6011 4 месяца назад +153

    I am so glad that Taylor Swift made that overtime TD.

    • @sherrih6375
      @sherrih6375 4 месяца назад +2

      And, that Donnie showed us, that after living nearly eight decades, he's still hooked on phonics! 😂😅😂

  • @surewhatever8843
    @surewhatever8843 4 месяца назад +92

    Biden’s shrinkflation rant was interrupted by an unskippable ad for a major ice cream brand. It ended just in time for Joe to cap it off with “It’s a rip off!” PERFECT! 🤣🏆

    • @jannetteberends8730
      @jannetteberends8730 4 месяца назад +8

      Shrinkflation was number three in words of the year 2022 in The Netherlands. But maybe we are more attentive about money, being Dutch.

    • @laundrysauce234
      @laundrysauce234 4 месяца назад +15

      not gonna lie Biden may be onto somethin with that video

    • @vduncan54
      @vduncan54 4 месяца назад +10

      Shrinkflation has been going on for many many years. Toilet paper,Puffs kleenex,ice cream,etc.have been getting smaller for over a decade. The greed keeps getting bigger with these companies..

    • @DianneMarian
      @DianneMarian 4 месяца назад +5

      It's true though; as a consumer I have noticed this. Some corporations are going back to pre-pandemic prices but with smaller packages, jars etc. In essence these Corporations are still making money at Pandemic levels by making smaller packages. I've even noticed with in store baking; example instead of the normal 6 strudels in a package they put 4 in a pkg. for the same price as the prior pkg. of 6. It's a form of price gouging. It's like they think we won't notice.

    • @Zalzany
      @Zalzany 4 месяца назад +1

      @@jannetteberends8730 It was giant deal in USA too but they paid people to say it wasn't that big of a deal here. Like I saw people talk about it and just get hounded about how its not a big deal online in US. Like they sicked people on them but it was very much said a lot

  • @donbrown1284
    @donbrown1284 4 месяца назад +6

    Ryan G.'s "What...?" 😮‍💨 I couldn't stop laughing. Bring on the memes!

  • @easternyellowjacket276
    @easternyellowjacket276 4 месяца назад +6

    The little vid with Trump and the cheerleaders reminded me of something I'd see in North Korea for Kim Jong Un.

  • @ProfHoff
    @ProfHoff 4 месяца назад +69

    This was one of the most feverpitch monologue dreams of all-time 😂

  • @trey54321GO
    @trey54321GO 4 месяца назад +17

    For some strange reason, "Kimmy Jimmel" made ROTFLMAO😂!

  • @XxGothsCanSmile2xX
    @XxGothsCanSmile2xX 4 месяца назад +5

    I really loved that Joe Biden took on the important issue of shrinkflation. Not only is it a topic that needs more attention, but I absolutely love the way he parodied the ''Marcus Theater' bumper that plays right before each movie at their theaters to do it!

  • @cherylleclerc5642
    @cherylleclerc5642 4 месяца назад +11

    Having your girls doing a dance in-front of a sex offender is disgusting.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 4 месяца назад

      Not if your parents are MAGATS!

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 4 месяца назад +48

    I freaking Love Jimmel Kimmel!! He's absolutely hilarious, & keeps it 💯!!

  • @Minifiguresandstuff
    @Minifiguresandstuff 4 месяца назад +30

    Andy Reid was almost as sexy as Usher’s halftime show 😂

  • @sydkiriakou2481
    @sydkiriakou2481 4 месяца назад +9

    Trump may never had thrown the ball with Eric and Jr , but I’d bet he threw a ball or two with ivanka😜

  • @obihave3210
    @obihave3210 4 месяца назад +7

    Lol trump is so threatened by Taylor Swift.

  • @ItIsWhatItIs8120
    @ItIsWhatItIs8120 4 месяца назад +29

    Look at Trumps elf shoes ?

  • @jonathanconnor7920
    @jonathanconnor7920 4 месяца назад +15

    Donald Trump thinks photo ID is required in order to purchase groceries.

    • @erincaitlin1655
      @erincaitlin1655 4 месяца назад +5

      Loser45's alternative universe ...

    • @LaDemocrazia
      @LaDemocrazia 4 месяца назад +6

      Not groceries but a loaf of bread, he said.

    • @jonathanconnor7920
      @jonathanconnor7920 4 месяца назад +2

      @@LaDemocrazia he's actually said groceries, too. This wasn't a one-off, he's rambled about this on several occasions. It's one of those things he gets in his head and then incorporates into his usual rants, like windmills or faucets or how he thinks water counteracts magnets. Him and his huge, uh'brain.

  • @elfletcha
    @elfletcha 4 месяца назад +6

    Thought that was Phyllis Diller 😂

  • @danielewillie9279
    @danielewillie9279 4 месяца назад +9

    I was waiting for his comment on the Dunkin' ad. Touch down favorite. 2nd was the former governor's 😂😂 with State Farm

    • @EjaBe23
      @EjaBe23 4 месяца назад +1

      Totally agree with you! Neighbar!!

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 4 месяца назад +20

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😊❤️👍

  • @sevresblue
    @sevresblue 4 месяца назад +5

    Damon, Affleck and Brady were the BEST!