Trump Puts His Greasy Fingers All Over the RNC & a Stingray Pregnant with a Baby Shark?!

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

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  • @justagirlsd3000
    @justagirlsd3000 11 месяцев назад +390

    “The last time they mated a stingray with a shark, we got KellyAnne Conway”😂

    • @judyweeks1480
      @judyweeks1480 11 месяцев назад +7

      LOL

    • @glenwilson4168
      @glenwilson4168 11 месяцев назад +29

      What is M T G crossed with I wonder, I can see the horse gene.

    • @judyweeks1480
      @judyweeks1480 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@glenwilson4168 LOL

    • @gerade-aus
      @gerade-aus 11 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@glenwilson4168OK, you hooked me. I don't see equine features, but perhaps some plioocene epoch characteristics. Very cavewoman-like.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 11 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@glenwilson4168the crypt keeper

  • @flangekiwi
    @flangekiwi 11 месяцев назад +95

    Tom Petty's estate has sent more than one "cease and desist" letter.
    This effing family! Ugh!!!

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 11 месяцев назад +448

    During 1986-7 the state of NSW in Australia asked for bids to build the first casino in Sydney. Four groups submitted bids for the lucrative project. Cabinet papers declassified 30 years later revealed that the Trump bid was rejected after NSW State Police reported that the Trump mafia connections and financial unviability made their bid undesirable.
    It also said his ties to organised crime was obvious.

    • @stirlingfletcher7040
      @stirlingfletcher7040 11 месяцев назад +66

      I heard about that back in 2016. Sadly, it made his cult worship him even more.

    • @spacelemur7955
      @spacelemur7955 11 месяцев назад +54

      This needs to be made more widely known.

    • @indieguy81
      @indieguy81 11 месяцев назад +38

      @@spacelemur7955Unfortunately, it wouldn’t do any good. Irrational people can’t be swayed by rational arguments. Those of us who find this information concerning are not going to vote for him anyway.

    • @SK-ki1te
      @SK-ki1te 11 месяцев назад +15

      How blind we were

    • @alfredgeorge317
      @alfredgeorge317 11 месяцев назад

      Explains why he may have appointed Judge Aileen Cannon.
      Google her Husband Josh Lorence.
      He's pals with New York Columbo Crime family member John Rozatti.
      All friends together...

  • @tubruton
    @tubruton 11 месяцев назад +722

    It's surprising Trump picked Lara to chair the GOP when Mike Lindell is ready to go.

    • @lauverr3808
      @lauverr3808 11 месяцев назад +21

      😂

    • @Commenting-answering
      @Commenting-answering 11 месяцев назад +36

      He’d have to crawl out of the claw machine.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 11 месяцев назад +23

      Don’t forget Scott Baio 😂

    • @Nick-fg4dq
      @Nick-fg4dq 11 месяцев назад +23

      Not to mention kid rock and John Daley.

    • @theresa6465
      @theresa6465 11 месяцев назад +29

      Mobsters need to keep it all, $$$/CONTROL, in the family.

  • @freya8133
    @freya8133 11 месяцев назад +91

    Hey Lara, I got something for ya: "Don't come around here no more!" "Give it up! STOP!"

    • @jeannineharrelson1201
      @jeannineharrelson1201 11 месяцев назад +6

      Sigh...that's my all-time favorite best Tom Petty song💓😅

    • @Aurelia-dp3td
      @Aurelia-dp3td 11 месяцев назад +1

      My favorite is free falling

    • @MaryAnnNytowl
      @MaryAnnNytowl 10 месяцев назад

      Some amazingly comfortable Petty vibes going on here. If ya don't mind, I'm just gonna soak in the ambiance for a bit. 😊

  • @JamesOfEarth
    @JamesOfEarth 11 месяцев назад +221

    The Petty estate should sue for defamation.

  • @whatabouttheearth
    @whatabouttheearth 11 месяцев назад +1193

    In 2020 the family of Tom Petty already gave Trump a cease and desist order forbidding them from using his works because Tom Petty would hate them. His family should do it again

    • @MyboogerwontSurrender
      @MyboogerwontSurrender 11 месяцев назад +59

      True dat 💙😎👍💯🇺🇸

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 11 месяцев назад +52

      I 2nd that!

    • @jaimedelgado7529
      @jaimedelgado7529 11 месяцев назад +41

      Twice? That might be a bit... _Petty_

    • @Commenting-answering
      @Commenting-answering 11 месяцев назад +92

      It would be nice to see Lara “at the gates of hell.” And yes, Petty’s family should sue that smirk off her face.

    • @jeffd9782
      @jeffd9782 11 месяцев назад +47

      They have zero respect

  • @tikurjegina
    @tikurjegina 11 месяцев назад +72

    Btw, isn't begging for immunity an admission of guilt? 🔑🔒

  • @kriswingert1662
    @kriswingert1662 11 месяцев назад +41

    I live in Harrisburg and that Convict45 rally was a mile from my house, blocking up traffic. It was fitting that a pickup truck with his crap all over it was broken doen on the entrance ramp to the highway ( that is where the Farm Show complex, where it was held during the Outdoorsman Show is located ). As I just mentioned, it was done on a day that guarranteed he would get his target population to attend: The Outdoorsman Show. This event draws in all the hicks from miles around into one small area, and BOOM, there you go, instant low thinking follower base.

  • @benjamindemontgomery6317
    @benjamindemontgomery6317 11 месяцев назад +203

    25 billion on valentines. But don't want to send money to Ukraine. If corporate america were smart they should sponsor Ukraine. "save Democracy by candy for your special one" "Democracy bar. covered in delicious chocolate with a center of Democracy " "Democracy never Tasted This Good" Please feel free use and support Ukraine.

    • @judyweeks1480
      @judyweeks1480 11 месяцев назад +13

      Excellent ideas!

    • @stirlingfletcher7040
      @stirlingfletcher7040 11 месяцев назад +14

      You sir, have a future career in marketing. Slava Ukraini!! 🇺🇦

    • @tuxcats8518
      @tuxcats8518 11 месяцев назад +5

      Unfortunately corporate America supports Trump so that is not likely to happen.

    • @benjamindemontgomery6317
      @benjamindemontgomery6317 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@tuxcats8518 America is not the only country making candy.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 11 месяцев назад +4

      Corporate America cares about profits.
      By positioning themselfs politically, they might diminish their sells. Don't expect them to do that.

  • @reality410
    @reality410 11 месяцев назад +107

    Congratulations !!🍾🎈🎉🎊 New York 😅
    Congratulations!!! America 🇺🇸 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain 11 месяцев назад +137

    I can't imagine Tom Petty would be too happy with Laura Trump "singing" his song.

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 11 месяцев назад +20

      Is that what she was tring to do? Bless her heart.

    • @judyweeks1480
      @judyweeks1480 11 месяцев назад +12

      I like how you used quotes.

    • @p.j.m.d.1948
      @p.j.m.d.1948 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@gary-rr7jp…Dang it Gary! You beat me to it!

    • @katalicious2112
      @katalicious2112 11 месяцев назад +2

      That was for sure DISGUSTING.
      Don't do Tom like that.

  • @davehandelman2832
    @davehandelman2832 11 месяцев назад +183

    Tom Petty is FURIOUS in heaven.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 11 месяцев назад +4

      And his heart is broken.
      All day, in Heaven, it's hard to deal with his pain from the Laura cover version. But the waking is the hardest part.
      But he won't be back down ... to fix it.

    • @arthurunknown8972
      @arthurunknown8972 11 месяцев назад

      Why would a rock star be in heaven? Did he give away all his wealth & follow Christ? Did he get a camel through the eye of a needle?

    • @peforster6725
      @peforster6725 11 месяцев назад +1

      My ears will never recover.

    • @margaretjones7954
      @margaretjones7954 11 месяцев назад

      @Davehandelman. You don't know much about heaven. Noone is angry there. Nothing but happiness

    • @margaretjones7954
      @margaretjones7954 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@arthurunknown8972thank you Arthur. The see people don't know a thing about Heaven. They need to read the Bible

  • @jvebarnes
    @jvebarnes 11 месяцев назад +139

    Can you imagine Trump doing his bing bong dance to Laras song. I'm not sure who would be the bigger embarrassment.

    • @thaliahall4599
      @thaliahall4599 11 месяцев назад +3

      It would be so embarrassing and nauseating 🤢

    • @RichardBurr-Carrothers
      @RichardBurr-Carrothers 11 месяцев назад

      Together they would be just the Biggest Embarrassment Ever I tell ya they would be so big, the biggest I've ever seen. Separate not so much not so much... Yeah, AI could have some fun with that.

    • @pennytinklenberg3305
      @pennytinklenberg3305 11 месяцев назад

      Biden would be

  • @Cheesebread42
    @Cheesebread42 11 месяцев назад +209

    What in the Happy Gilmore was going on at that golf open, LMAO. Carl Weathers smiling from heaven

    • @brightmacsworld8353
      @brightmacsworld8353 11 месяцев назад

      Mayorkas got impeached

    • @souhilabouchareb9386
      @souhilabouchareb9386 11 месяцев назад +5

      BTW, the man doing Sylvester Stallone french voice for decades died yesterday.

    • @antrimlariot2386
      @antrimlariot2386 11 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah. Real classy.

    • @Steve-o2n8l
      @Steve-o2n8l 11 месяцев назад +3

      Thats life in Phoenix/Scottsdale when golf arrives there. Its a sad mess.

    • @markwilder1860
      @markwilder1860 11 месяцев назад

      GOP special fans.

  • @valdagadsden2956
    @valdagadsden2956 11 месяцев назад +392

    Trump definitely wants his daughter in law to be over it. It makes it far more easier and quicker to take all the donors money for Trump's legal fees, his children legal fees, Malania hair stylist, his accomplaints legal fees and E. Jean Carroll.

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 11 месяцев назад +35

      Orange makeup, depends, ketchup and hairspray.

    • @RaymondPeckIII
      @RaymondPeckIII 11 месяцев назад +8

      There still won't be enough for Letitia James!

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 11 месяцев назад +6

      Well, not *ALL* the money; the pennies will be properly well spent.

    • @amiechumbler8561
      @amiechumbler8561 11 месяцев назад +2

      He will never pay Ms. Carroll

    • @brad3706
      @brad3706 11 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@amiechumbler8561she will get, at minimum 5 million as Trump had to post 100% of the settlement to appeal. That deposit is held by the court. If he appeals the second case, he must post 83 million. 😮 One of the cool quirks of NY civil court.

  • @nancyscogin7549
    @nancyscogin7549 11 месяцев назад +103

    Man, golf crowds have changed.😯

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 11 месяцев назад +75

    8:08
    Did you hear that? It's the sound of Tom Petty's gravestone cracking.

  • @dcamron46
    @dcamron46 11 месяцев назад +73

    That golf tournament looked insane, I’ve seen frat parties at 3AM that would’ve looked civil by comparison. Where is that?!

    • @andylane3739
      @andylane3739 11 месяцев назад +13

      The tournament was in Scottsdale AZ

    • @truthalonetriumphs6572
      @truthalonetriumphs6572 11 месяцев назад +1

      Why do you want to know?

    • @stirlingfletcher7040
      @stirlingfletcher7040 11 месяцев назад +5

      Mar a Lardo. 😂

    • @jocelynnowen3078
      @jocelynnowen3078 11 месяцев назад

      So has Marshawn❤

    • @andylane3739
      @andylane3739 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@jocelynnowen3078 I just saw that. No one's gonna "FU!" back at him, even though he's got the Dad Bod now, he's still The Beast.

  • @JohnDoe-pk2hs
    @JohnDoe-pk2hs 11 месяцев назад +46

    I genuinely hope Tom Petty's family sues them, a cease and desist ain't enough.

  • @flyrobin2544
    @flyrobin2544 11 месяцев назад +24

    THANK YOU NY !!!🎊🎉💙🇺🇸🎉🎊

  • @lenoreleitch5297
    @lenoreleitch5297 11 месяцев назад +46

    Tanny Soprano 🤣🤣🤣 best one yet!!!

  • @Aaron_J._Holt
    @Aaron_J._Holt 11 месяцев назад +71

    The only sting ray at the aquarium is pregnant.
    Jeff Goldblum: Life, uh, finds a way.

    • @marvinratchford7913
      @marvinratchford7913 11 месяцев назад +5

      Brenda said bite marks are an indicator of mating in sharks, as sharks bite during the mating process - and Charlotte had several bites on her fin edges.
      Ramer said Charlotte is carrying up to four pups and could deliver at any time. DNA testing will likely be conducted on the pups after birth to determine whether they are a mixed breed or are, indeed, clones of their mother.

    • @ZYX261
      @ZYX261 11 месяцев назад +1

      Well done! 👏 loved Jurassic Park!

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth 11 месяцев назад +1

      Some species of reptiles reproduce asexually via parthenogenesis but require sexual behaviour to stimulate the process. Maybe the same is true of some sting rays.

  • @bonzrh68
    @bonzrh68 11 месяцев назад +38

    Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo are the best show on earth! Just naturally hilarious❤❤❤

  • @Northcountry1926
    @Northcountry1926 11 месяцев назад +876

    Send a Message to Putin, VOTE Blue America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @brightmacsworld8353
      @brightmacsworld8353 11 месяцев назад

      Mayorkas got impeached

    • @Northman1963
      @Northman1963 11 месяцев назад +39

      I'll do my part

    • @ИгорьПетров-ъ1п
      @ИгорьПетров-ъ1п 11 месяцев назад +6

      Are you serious that's gonna sound threatening to him?

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 11 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@ИгорьПетров-ъ1п Who does Putin want to win?

    • @маахамариам
      @маахамариам 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@Omni0404i mean slightly, trumps better for him because I believe Donald wouldn’t likely care about what happens here in Russia. But either way president Putin is as unhinged as he is determined so wouldn’t likely change any outcomes

  • @petejams7340
    @petejams7340 11 месяцев назад +44

    That skit actor is hilarious. Based on his facial expressions, I think he also played the angry baby last season.

    • @auldthymer
      @auldthymer 11 месяцев назад +9

      He was WONDERFUL. I loved he kept up the spelling jokes.

    • @runnergo1398
      @runnergo1398 11 месяцев назад +8

      It just got funnier and funnier the longer it went!

  • @bert1913
    @bert1913 11 месяцев назад +736

    Trump doesn't need Taylor Swift, he has Ted Nugent, Vanilla Ice and Roseanne 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jeffreyenglish1815
      @jeffreyenglish1815 11 месяцев назад +70

      I saw Ted Nugent in 1976. He was so loud the ear could discern no music, only a loud buzz. I was in the tenth row and it was like a bomb going off jumbling my innards. People around me were literally getting sick from the impact. I played in a metal band myself and was wearing earplugs and still had hearing loss days later. Ted Nugent was closest to the explosion every night for years. He is shell shocked. He is brain damaged like a boxer knocked out too many times. Like an old football player hit in the head for ten years Ted Nugent lost his mind a long time ago.

    • @SumDumGui
      @SumDumGui 11 месяцев назад +84

      Don't forget Kid Rock!
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @martyberry1917
      @martyberry1917 11 месяцев назад +36

      It’s like the worst blunt rotation you could imagine.

    • @Medusa.1000
      @Medusa.1000 11 месяцев назад +12

      Your Priceless 🎉😂❤😂

    • @philipstanco6011
      @philipstanco6011 11 месяцев назад +10

      Mtg!

  • @conradhauser17
    @conradhauser17 11 месяцев назад +111

    Despite many Republicans boycotting the Super bowl, it still was the most watched TV program ever

  • @immortalasirpa6006
    @immortalasirpa6006 11 месяцев назад +96

    Heartwarming to see that Marshawn Lynch has plenty of F's to give. Lots of people don't give any at all.

  • @jessiek3500
    @jessiek3500 11 месяцев назад +45

    Stingray guy was hilarious 😂😂

  • @beverleybender2545
    @beverleybender2545 11 месяцев назад +184

    Laura is a very hateful person. Have you heard her.

    • @Lily-wp8ol
      @Lily-wp8ol 11 месяцев назад +23

      She sure can NOT sing! Ick--and I'm tone deaf!

    • @truthalonetriumphs6572
      @truthalonetriumphs6572 11 месяцев назад +11

      She fits then

    • @runnergo1398
      @runnergo1398 11 месяцев назад +16

      @@Lily-wp8ol Tom Petty rolling in his grave after that singing.

    • @brynneholt1990
      @brynneholt1990 11 месяцев назад +14

      If I had to look at Eric and her face all the time, I’d be hateful too.

    • @kidlenny1964
      @kidlenny1964 11 месяцев назад +9

      Hateful….yes my ears are really hurting

  • @marilynh.
    @marilynh. 11 месяцев назад +80

    Thank you NY! Welcome back to your old seat in Congress Tom.

  • @titantim
    @titantim 11 месяцев назад +32

    Laura Trump: "Not a Muppet! Not a Muppet! You're the Muppet!"

  • @renep2220
    @renep2220 11 месяцев назад +21

    LAURA TRUMP? Why not? They already pay Melonoma to pick out flowers as a consultant while making sure
    she has a new wardrobe and hair extensions. Anything, to continue the family grift. 😅

  • @CarlDalach-px4cj
    @CarlDalach-px4cj 11 месяцев назад +31

    Damn, Jimmy, I love your show!

  • @lyndsey6040
    @lyndsey6040 11 месяцев назад +62

    Marshawn Lynch is a legend!!!! He’s still in all the local plumbing commercials in Seattle. His tagline is “quit freakin, call Beacon”. We love him!😂😂😂😂

  • @BurgermeisterMeisterburger-v7x
    @BurgermeisterMeisterburger-v7x 11 месяцев назад +1478

    President Joe Biden: Aged 81.
    Mugshot Don: 91 Criminal charges.
    Nah. I’m voting for Joe.

    • @MyboogerwontSurrender
      @MyboogerwontSurrender 11 месяцев назад +63

      I'm voting blue 💙

    • @Snipewoods69
      @Snipewoods69 11 месяцев назад +15

      Lol!

    • @bonzrh68
      @bonzrh68 11 месяцев назад +1

      President Biden;
      age: 81
      indictment: 0
      economy: Bidenomics booming continuously
      works for: American people and a safe and democratic America
      Trump;
      age:77
      indictment: 91 very serious treasonous
      very treasonous
      economy & unemployment: the worst in
      American history
      works for: himself, and the dictators Putin Xi, Orban, Kim
      That’s just few of the contrast with the 2, i definitely will vote for President Biden, he’s a man of honor and integrity, he won’t let America and Americans fell into dictatorship, and he’s not for top 1% rich people that screw up the poor!
      Vote President Biden, vote Blue top to bottom to restore sanity in congress so we the people can live peacefully💙💙💙 God Bless America and God Bless us💙💙💙

    • @VladimirPutin-p3t
      @VladimirPutin-p3t 11 месяцев назад +68

      I'd rather have a different choice, but no matter what I'd never, ever, vote for trump again.

    • @DisasterMaster3K
      @DisasterMaster3K 11 месяцев назад +7

      Throwing your vote away!

  • @BurgermeisterMeisterburger-v7x
    @BurgermeisterMeisterburger-v7x 11 месяцев назад +178

    The odds of Lauren Boebert straightening up the Tower of Pisa are much higher than Mugshot Don getting re-elected.

    • @SumDumGui
      @SumDumGui 11 месяцев назад +23

      Be careful...stranger things have happened...have we forgotten how we got here in the first place? 2016 ring a bell?

    • @VladimirPutin-p3t
      @VladimirPutin-p3t 11 месяцев назад +17

      Don't dismiss the possibility of Trump winning again. He's doing well in the polls, too well for anyone to get complacent.

    • @ricksimon9867
      @ricksimon9867 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@VladimirPutin-p3t
      He will get 74 million votes. We already know that. If Biden's 81 million understand that nothing has changed since 2020, we are safe; if they don't, we are finished.

    • @stirlingfletcher7040
      @stirlingfletcher7040 11 месяцев назад +2

      That's why Boho carries little blue pills on her truckstop rounds.

    • @vasudevanlakshminarayanan417
      @vasudevanlakshminarayanan417 11 месяцев назад +2

      One can only hope it becomes true

  • @robynsegg
    @robynsegg 11 месяцев назад +26

    Admit it... THIS is the most excitment we've EVER seen at a golf tournament.🤣

  • @thepolarphantasm2319
    @thepolarphantasm2319 11 месяцев назад +25

    Happy Mardi Gras from NOLA y'all, come down next year when we have mardi gras and the super bowl happening at the same time 😂

  • @robindecaso9249
    @robindecaso9249 11 месяцев назад +102

    VOTE BLUE ALL THE WAY!💙🛩️💙🛩️💙🛩️💙

  • @GPeterson-jw5sp
    @GPeterson-jw5sp 11 месяцев назад +101

    Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law Lara Trump, who has been handpicked to become the next co-chair of the Republican National Committee (RNC) by her father-in-law, has announced her plans for the Republican Party if she were to assume the role following current RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel’s departure: give all the RNC’s money to Donald Trump.

    • @helenpatterson3858
      @helenpatterson3858 11 месяцев назад

      I thought that the reason GOP is broke was because Donald was already sucking up all the donations.

    • @ramonareinhold8424
      @ramonareinhold8424 11 месяцев назад

      Lara is the most dangerous familie member of Trumps familie, she is manipulative and raffiniert, unlike the rest of them. She is only after money, like the rest of them

    • @RubbishFPS
      @RubbishFPS 11 месяцев назад +12

      Sounds great. Would be the end of that party for a long time.

    • @isaackitone
      @isaackitone 11 месяцев назад +2

      Co-chair with who?

    • @p.j.m.d.1948
      @p.j.m.d.1948 11 месяцев назад +10

      Nepotism much?

  • @mikehersh6192
    @mikehersh6192 11 месяцев назад +8

    Waste management open. Priceless outstanding.

  • @evadd2
    @evadd2 11 месяцев назад +10

    Didn't Petty's heirs threaten to sue? I'd sue for defamation for that rendition alone.

  • @AndriyValdensius-wi8gw
    @AndriyValdensius-wi8gw 11 месяцев назад +13

    All those golf fans shouting WE WANT BEER ! 🍺
    If they're not careful, they might end up as Supreme Court Judges.

    • @AAA-0
      @AAA-0 11 месяцев назад +1

      Hilarious

  • @efraimalexander5378
    @efraimalexander5378 11 месяцев назад +184

    Change the name of Pennsylvania? Is Trump on drugs?

    • @thesterndragoon9159
      @thesterndragoon9159 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yes. Google "White House pill mill report".

    • @utubepunk
      @utubepunk 11 месяцев назад +45

      Exactly. Like where the F does he come up with this 💩? And his audience just nods along in agreement. 🤦

    • @judyweeks1480
      @judyweeks1480 11 месяцев назад +26

      Yes...

    • @alicetelford9027
      @alicetelford9027 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yes, Cocaine!

    • @loookaroundyou
      @loookaroundyou 11 месяцев назад +35

      Stimulants, according to reports.

  • @peggymcnair7965
    @peggymcnair7965 11 месяцев назад +7

    Omg, that stingray guy was hysterical!

  • @frankwithrow377
    @frankwithrow377 11 месяцев назад +404

    Vote Biden/Harris SAVE DEMOCRACY FOR THE FUTURE 💙

    • @jonathanconnor7920
      @jonathanconnor7920 11 месяцев назад +19

      Given the fact that Donald Trump is accusing the Democrats of wanting to re-name Pennsylvania, I'm about 99% certain that Donald himself wants to re-name Pennsylvania. 🤔
      Definitely vote blue.

    • @ИгорьПетров-ъ1п
      @ИгорьПетров-ъ1п 11 месяцев назад

      Save it from what? Do you even think what you talk about? Look at the damage Biden has caused to the economics, and Harris always says some unintelligible bullshit

    • @holymoly271
      @holymoly271 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@jonathanconnor7920Sure, vote for the invasion and inflation

    • @JeeOhh
      @JeeOhh 11 месяцев назад +1

      What future😭 it's gonna be the same future no matter who wins

    • @Steve-o2n8l
      @Steve-o2n8l 11 месяцев назад

      neither

  • @Kasim.soul.smooth
    @Kasim.soul.smooth 11 месяцев назад +134

    Anybody who's voting for Donald Trump must see a head doctor and not the one that you see on the street corner

    • @jocelynnowen3078
      @jocelynnowen3078 11 месяцев назад +4

      I think MAGAs need to get sober

    • @emrecck
      @emrecck 11 месяцев назад +1

      Let's go Brandon?

    • @TinaTia-eq2kh
      @TinaTia-eq2kh 11 месяцев назад

      OMG I laughed so hard, I almost peed my pants! Now that's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.

  • @missy4663
    @missy4663 11 месяцев назад +21

    Laura Trump IS Janice from the Muppets! Scary..

  • @williambaxter9920
    @williambaxter9920 11 месяцев назад +48

    A stingray having an immaculate conception? Is this the Sturgeon Mary?

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 11 месяцев назад +2

      IRL LOL.

    • @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
      @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 11 месяцев назад +3

      @willie. "Borrowed" from Stephen Colbert, earlier tonight.

    • @jillniemczynski5517
      @jillniemczynski5517 11 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq Actually, Seth Meyers🤗

    • @blaze556922
      @blaze556922 11 месяцев назад +2

      That was a Colbert joke just last night lol

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 11 месяцев назад +8

      It was Seth. He cracked up at the visual he had!

  • @RockPowerUSA
    @RockPowerUSA 11 месяцев назад +71

    There's going to be a lot of comedy this whole season with a whole lot of comedians and Jimmy is doing the leading tonight.

  • @brianward7550
    @brianward7550 11 месяцев назад +20

    And here I always thought golf was boring!

  • @Whatnews2
    @Whatnews2 11 месяцев назад +38

    U.S. history lesson: Pennsylvania is named for Quaker William Penn who founded the Province of Pennsylvania in 1681.

    • @653j521
      @653j521 11 месяцев назад +4

      9:40 The sign says that!! 9:43 is his statue!! Incredible.

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 11 месяцев назад +6

      And all this time I thought it was named after Pennzoil.🤣🤣

    • @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
      @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 11 месяцев назад +2

      @gary. On a related note...

    • @1ACL
      @1ACL 11 месяцев назад +6

      It means "Penns Woods".

    • @Commenting-answering
      @Commenting-answering 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@1ACL Now that I did not know. I guess Penn had a wood one.

  • @charlesr.wallace5597
    @charlesr.wallace5597 11 месяцев назад +14

    00:03:08 - I love it when Valentines day falls on Hump day.

  • @dcamron46
    @dcamron46 11 месяцев назад +38

    The viewership statistics are insane when you consider it’s LIVE. The total views of segments of the game will probably be a billion…

    • @DarkDreams685
      @DarkDreams685 11 месяцев назад +1

      Still nowhere close to soccer viewers. The African cup of nations was way more watched than the Superbowl last weekend.

  • @robertgandler3177
    @robertgandler3177 11 месяцев назад +3

    Spot on honest and funny as always!

  • @Shea3224
    @Shea3224 11 месяцев назад +2125

    VOTE BLUE AMERICA!!
    BIDEN/HARRIS 2024!! 💙💙

    • @RevolvingCube
      @RevolvingCube 11 месяцев назад

      Biden sucks for a democratic candidate

    • @Invictus_Terminus
      @Invictus_Terminus 11 месяцев назад +120

      I got a better idea. Stop thinking the two party system is the only way

    • @rockstar_tmt
      @rockstar_tmt 11 месяцев назад +40

      No

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry 11 месяцев назад +138

      not gunna happen overnight, til then lets unite against christian nationalism, mk? mk. @@Invictus_Terminus

    • @Shea3224
      @Shea3224 11 месяцев назад +77

      ​@@Invictus_Terminus, Bless your heart. I got a better idea, Don't like my comment? Be mature enough to scroll pass it.

  • @demeraragold4644
    @demeraragold4644 11 месяцев назад +13

    I'm in Arizona and can confirm the WM golf tournament was wild

  • @MJC-yo5kj
    @MJC-yo5kj 11 месяцев назад +21

    Reese’s could fix the hearts by making them more circular and the size of the peanut butter cups and putting 2 in the package

  • @lt3tretrois
    @lt3tretrois 11 месяцев назад +21

    Tom Petty just spun

  • @melbaharris4734
    @melbaharris4734 11 месяцев назад +13

    NYC Represent 😊 Today of the Official Start of the 💙 💙💙 Wave, this is no time to focus on age, America together we stand - divided we fall. Let's keep the 💙 wave going!

  • @johneisenberg5065
    @johneisenberg5065 11 месяцев назад +16

    Trump Sounds Like a Washed-Up Borscht-Belt Comic SPEWING The Same Ole Schtick!

  • @Commenting-answering
    @Commenting-answering 11 месяцев назад +12

    We can’t unsee Guillermo copulating. Stop mentioning it Jimmy!! 😂

  • @sammymarcy6029
    @sammymarcy6029 11 месяцев назад +14

    Maybe she will use some of their money for singing lessons

    • @firstlast-gn5bo
      @firstlast-gn5bo 11 месяцев назад

      Let her try out for Idol. 😂😂

  • @sallylapradd2900
    @sallylapradd2900 11 месяцев назад +7

    "You say catch, but you don't mention release."🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bfgivmfith
    @bfgivmfith 11 месяцев назад +15

    Pennsylvania has way too many syllables! LOL!

  • @user-bf5ik2sq5e
    @user-bf5ik2sq5e 11 месяцев назад +5

    HEY ... Jimmy - how dare you insult stingrays and sharks by comparing them to kelly ann conway !!! I think even George would be appalled.
    BJ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    damn we got problems , thanks for the laughs

  • @wendysouthard3537
    @wendysouthard3537 11 месяцев назад +8

    Petition to rename Pennsylvania to "Crapsylvania" merely based on its $7.25 minimum wage. It is certainly catchy and definitive.

  • @blackjac5000
    @blackjac5000 11 месяцев назад +1

    12:35 The whole BJ Ramer bit is the funniest thing I've seen as of this posting. 14:25 "You say 'catch' but you no mention 'release!'"

  • @yzhang333
    @yzhang333 11 месяцев назад +144

    The entire trump family have 0 qualifications.

    • @NYYLefty-sz9qe
      @NYYLefty-sz9qe 11 месяцев назад +5

      You’re being generous!

    • @keithewright
      @keithewright 11 месяцев назад +6

      Oh be fair, 91 indictments have to count doe something?

    • @CBright7831
      @CBright7831 11 месяцев назад +1

      He has the quality of being on the minds of people who hate on him 24/7/365.

    • @HansPetterBoyesen
      @HansPetterBoyesen 11 месяцев назад

      I think it’s way below zero

  • @marshallritter1816
    @marshallritter1816 11 месяцев назад +6

    I literally passed by the area in Phoenix where they were holding this golf tournament at the time and had NO idea of the chaos that took place until I saw this video. I was too focused on a half marathon in Mesa.

  • @rhondacampbell2592
    @rhondacampbell2592 11 месяцев назад +2

    LMAO I was thinking the same thing about Janis the Muppet 😂😂Nailed it Jimmy!

  • @courseuploads
    @courseuploads 11 месяцев назад +149

    Lara Trump's face is absolutely terrifying

    • @pemdechen6300
      @pemdechen6300 11 месяцев назад +13

      Strong competition for Laura Loomer, another of Trump's sycophants, complete with swollen, frozen face.

    • @thaliahall4599
      @thaliahall4599 11 месяцев назад +7

      Just right for a Trump bride! 😱

    • @billthecat129
      @billthecat129 11 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah that is why he made the Janice Muppet reference...

    • @Aurelia-dp3td
      @Aurelia-dp3td 11 месяцев назад +2

      😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @kennethpalmer8475
      @kennethpalmer8475 11 месяцев назад +3

      Shouldn’t disrespect that muppet like that she looks more like Kelly Anne😅😅😅

  • @AceGreene360
    @AceGreene360 11 месяцев назад +7

    😂 The guy playing “BJ Ramer” is HILARIOUS 😂😂😂

  • @chrisjames3087
    @chrisjames3087 11 месяцев назад +3

    Jimmy Kimmel is the king of late night TV.

  • @prodemocracyseth
    @prodemocracyseth 11 месяцев назад +14

    So the golf game basically turned into a scene from Happy Gilmore. 😂 😂

    • @palmtreewhisperer
      @palmtreewhisperer 11 месяцев назад +2

      Awesome !!! Might actually make we want to attend if it gets that lit at tournaments 😂

  • @patrickcummins976
    @patrickcummins976 11 месяцев назад +8

    Tanny Soprano! The best name yet! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @snvazquez724
    @snvazquez724 11 месяцев назад +35

    Vote Blue blue !!! 💙 💙💙

  • @mamabearjnix2674
    @mamabearjnix2674 11 месяцев назад +6

    I cannot wait to hear trump say "he didnt really know laura trump, it wasnt his idea for her to be this involved! Yada yada!!" 😂😂

    • @thaliahall4599
      @thaliahall4599 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yep, if she gets the job, he will be sure to throw her under the bus when the RNC gies bankrupt! 😂😂

  • @WeareSpying
    @WeareSpying 11 месяцев назад +9

    I am sold. I will be a golf spectator.

  • @jerushamaxwell281
    @jerushamaxwell281 11 месяцев назад +1

    The skits and material are wildly imaginative and screamingly funny!

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 11 месяцев назад +22

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😊❤️👍

    • @josephsaunders8618
      @josephsaunders8618 11 месяцев назад +1

      Will you be my baseball coach? Coach Kimmel

  • @jenniferschramn4095
    @jenniferschramn4095 11 месяцев назад +1

    Way to go Thomas!! I applaud you! I live on the Gulf and it’s becoming unsustainable.

  • @perherlv7318
    @perherlv7318 11 месяцев назад +4

    STAY TRUE
    GO BLUE

  • @arhafrench5319
    @arhafrench5319 11 месяцев назад +4

    2:14 That golf tournament was LIT ALL THE WAY UP 🍻🍻🍻🍻

  • @SandraWood-n5w
    @SandraWood-n5w 11 месяцев назад +3

    Family members should not be allowed to serve together in any government position. i.e. all the Trump family in the W.H. Lara Trump should not be in charge of RNC. It's ridiculous In the extreme. Plus Trump should not even be allowed to appoint anyone because he is only a citizen like 90% of us.

    • @ednalowery9204
      @ednalowery9204 11 месяцев назад

      Oh, those people do anything, "allowed" or not. The "kids" could not get approval to even be in the WH, and yet they had access to every kind of classified and other highly secrer material. They are above us all you know, ald thus they could, and did, break every norm and most laws they could. And got away with it.

  • @bluemoon3264
    @bluemoon3264 11 месяцев назад +12

    The Art of Nepotism . 🤮 .

  • @kingbeezy7781
    @kingbeezy7781 11 месяцев назад +15

    This has been out for 20 mins and it has 40000 views already 💪🏾

  • @elyshadawson7517
    @elyshadawson7517 11 месяцев назад +5

    The Waste Management Phoenix Open?!
    Looked more like The Wasted Management Phoenix Open 🤣🤣🤣

    • @CD_Character
      @CD_Character 11 месяцев назад

      I was thinking Wasted Mismanagement.

  • @randomsandra4039
    @randomsandra4039 11 месяцев назад +3

    HAY! Don't insult Janice from The Muppets lol

  • @Bronwyn031
    @Bronwyn031 11 месяцев назад +2

    My cheeks are burning from laughing so hard from that Bj Kramer skit!!! 😂😂

  • @Jebsnotdead
    @Jebsnotdead 11 месяцев назад +21

    2:37 This is like a scene out of the movie Happy Gilmore. Jackaaaassss!

    • @civil_villain
      @civil_villain 11 месяцев назад +2

      You will not sink this putt!!

    • @VladimirPutin-p3t
      @VladimirPutin-p3t 11 месяцев назад +1

      Are you talking about the golf game or Lara Trump singing?

  • @tvguyultra4448
    @tvguyultra4448 11 месяцев назад +2

    That KellyAnne Conway joke was pure gold

  • @natalieharless1715
    @natalieharless1715 11 месяцев назад +9

    Oh my, Ivanka is out of favor?????? 😅😂🤣😭

    • @firstlast-gn5bo
      @firstlast-gn5bo 11 месяцев назад

      She’s made herself scarce since leaving the WH. Didn’t she even take Kushner as her last name..

  • @7deepbreaths.sounds
    @7deepbreaths.sounds 11 месяцев назад +3

    "Janice from the muppets..." LOL!!!

  • @bthearen
    @bthearen 11 месяцев назад +4

    The stingray and the shark are very distant cousins and share a common ancestor. However, they cannot produce offspring. The stingray is most likely pregnant via parthenogenesis(not by the sharks in the tank). Now we have to wait and see if the young will be viable.

    • @ednalowery9204
      @ednalowery9204 11 месяцев назад

      Might it be a false pregnancy, as happens fairly often among mammals?

  • @meganann3876
    @meganann3876 11 месяцев назад +6

    Marshawn Lynch is hilarious.*Murderville is what introduced me to his comedy

  • @johnharris7191
    @johnharris7191 11 месяцев назад +4

    KEEP BJ AWAY FROM THE FISH😂🤣😂

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 11 месяцев назад

      “I am the father!” I loved this

  • @chriskelly6559
    @chriskelly6559 11 месяцев назад +6

    Lara, please back down.