@@kallen868 I hope there are hundreds of them around the country. In fact, hopefully many within a few miles of Maralado.... 😂 Kimmel is enjoying living rent free in Donnie's tiny head.
Kimmel please don't quit! We love you because you make comedy from truth! Thank you! America needs you more than ever in these challenging years ahead.
The GOP has dug itself into such a deep hole over the last 7-8 years and they just keep digging. My former party is unsavable at this point, and it will take at least a generation to overcome. Quite possibly two generations.
I like three party system. One always lame duck. At present it would isolate the isolationist. As for house and Congress a laugh when in need of reality check . ❤"Time Warp". Sweet!❤ 😊 I Love You Just The Way You Are 😮 " I Hate Myself For Loving You " (Joan Jett )
@Conservadouche93 See that's the problem. Being loyal doesn't win elections. He barely won in 2016, and his cult has lost every competitive race since. So... I ask, is it an improvement? Loyalty means nothing when you suck at winning elections. Remember when Reagan won two landslide elections? That's never happening again.
Oh, what a great idea! They could be red, and they could print "MAGA" on them, and then every dangerous lunatic in the GOP could wear them with pride!!!! I'd personally buy one for MTG!
The whole world knowing what a broke deadbeat Donnie really is has got to be the most devastating outcome Donnie could have suffered. Believe me, he hates being known for what he really is way more than he would have hated actual jail time. And the icing on the cake? He did it all to himself.
Not in Australia. Which is why they have no Trump Casino, allegedly (in Fact Boi we trust) Supposedly the australian police put the brakes on trump opening a casina due to obvious ties to organised crime - apparently Probably why he doesn't holiday in australia
Many are often jealous of Nordic countries, mostly, it seems, because the people are looked after. A lot of Americans don't seem to understand that if they pay more tax, then more things can be 'free'. I'm pretty happy too, my country came in at #10 🙃
We end up paying more in premiums and fees than they do in taxes and have far less to show for it. I feel that these countries gave been through so much that when the world wars were over their governing matured to take care of one another.
The Finns are amazing people! My Finnish neighbor used to cut my grass when it got too tall unasked! He was just doing me a favor. He was very,very quiet and just an exemplarary human being!
@tonip879 Yeah! Every time I would come home and find him doing this,then I would plead with him not to! He would just nod his head, but it didn't change things. The grass would grow and every week he would beat me to it. I would also catch him fixing little things around the house that I had ignored. All the time he was super reserved. He hardly ever spoke. In the end I was ashamed of myself. I discussed the situation with another friend of mine and he explained to me that this was normal Finnish behavior and nothing was unusual about it. However it was so different from Americans!
...and how he puts up the money will end up bringing a slew of new charges, completely surprising Donnie, who had 'nothing but innocent intentions, and is just more proof of a witch hunt'... I guarantee it.
@Leonaza7, Hey you're the girl who was killing, & coming through with those awesome comments tonight on Brian Tyler Cohen. Your comments are the best!! I LOVE them!! You speak the HONEST TRUTH!! Thank You!! 🗣 💯 💙💙
To be fair, we have active volcanoes too. Though that's mainly just in Hawaii, which probably IS one of the happiest states, now that the whole human sacrifice thing is behind them...
Kimmel writers out did themselves with this bit. You did not, NOT shock the world, however, simply because we KNOW HOW AWESOME YOUR CALLBACKS ARE!! Like sharks, you never stop circling. 😂 You killed it, it was a "bloodbath." THANKS!❤
@@davidmacphee3549 Yeah I don't think Putin is gonna follow threw with it neither is China, they just told him so he would stop groveling to them... Sure Putin will be like "oh yeah you never lifted the sanctions on my country my bad that was one you jobs remember?"
It's insane that the president can overrule the verdict handed down to a convict by a jury of their peers. This is the most ridiculous rule of American law.
america was mostly run by gangs of thugs and criminals thus the president the head of the gang has to have the pardon in order to achieve thier goals and it is all perfectly leagle INsanity does not have to make sense !!
Most presidents use pardons to right people that have been wronged by the justice system. Trump of course used it to release criminals that have committed crimes for his benefit! He is a cancer on our society.
When I go to Hollywood, I love staying at the Roosevelt. Hope to catch a Kimmel show when I am out there some time. It is right across the street after all.
@@malcolmxxx86 They usually put me up in a suite with 2 queen beds when I go. I spend very little time in the room. I am usually out in the city or exploring the hotel.
I'm shocked and devastated that last Friday came and went and no bombshell as promised for the 4,328th time from My Pillow Guy Lindell. I am, however, excited to see Trump Tower become James Tower!
Jimmy is so good. It's a relief after being out in the normal world with people who talk loud, say stupid things, smoke cigarettes, and wear MAGA hats. One guy's hat hadn't been laundered since he bought it and he had dirty fingernails. He will not be invited to Mar-a-Lago to dine with his hero.
he chooses electrocution "every single time" - not that trump-talk has to make sense, but the guy doesn't seem to have enough understanding to know that either is a one-time choice
Mike Lindell is an American entrepreneur, business executive, and author who has a net worth of $0. At his financial peak, Mike Lindell's net worth easily topped $100 million, and may have been as high as $200-300 million....poor lil weirdo
Lindell never stopped using his addict behavior. He just transferred his addiction from drugs to building a business then to supporting a deranged political candidate.
I'm Australian. When i was a kid I badly wanted to be an American because of Disney, Kennedy, Hollywood ... Now i wake up everyday thanking whoever that i am Australian and live near the bottom of the world. It's good to have so much distance between us and the madness.
Mobsters, Dictators, Trump - lock them up, throw away the key. Also, too bad Trump doesn't go boating. Trump's corrupt Justices and Judges are ready to give him absolution. Please keep up the barbs Jimmy, America needs you.
it won't be enough. they are not out of their minds. this country is very big and very different. and biden is strongly disliked in many quarters. just like hillary he has misjudged the electorate...and like almost every politician believes "he alone" is our savior. Instead of getting out of the way and giving Americans a more viable choice, he is jeopardizing democracy. and for what? maybe four more years. no statesman is he.
They know something we don't . They have God on their side. WTheith corruption on the Republicans side ,so in your face, they will steal their way to the top .if at first ya don't succeed : Try , try , again. ❤️"The Bear Necessities Of Trump "❤️ ( Patrick Fitzgerald)
You guys let your "Facist" experiment go to far. That wont happen here. At least Germany learned and forever is on the lookout for any signs of "Facism" again /Salute
I saw how the Fascists are rising up in Germany too. Some blond woman supporting the fascists. We all have to put a stop to the Dictator wannabes. Most of us in America won't be happy until Trump is in Prison.
Not so fast my German friend I seem to remember a time when your country followed a leader off a cliff Like a bunch of lemmings can you guess his name ?? can you?
Keeps saying this has never happened to a president before. Thank God we haven’t put pure thugs, liars, rapists, frauds… in office before. He’s not being singled out. No one is just interfering with the election or any of his rights. He’s gotten away with so much it needs to stop!!!
I often wonder why the winner never offers the other person the chance to share in the luck, although I guess maybe not a sensible idea when you don't know someone.
@@sheilaboston7051They were both staying in the LA youth hostel. It’s not like they were traveling together staying in the sane hostel room. All hostel’s have men and women in separate rooms with the multiple bunkbeds. Yeah if I won, and I was under 26, I would invite that swiss girl to stay with me at the fancy hotel. But it’s unrealistic to expect it in any other situation.
Disliked in part because of his gigantic ego his incessant bragging. It really comes off as phony when someone born into generational wealth, with a lifetime of butler and maid service claims to be a man of the people.
So Biden should be charged with all his criminal behavior that's been proven matter affect he had documents in his garage something trump was charged with so why ain't Biden being charged nobody is above the law right so that goes for everyone including dems
@1:47 elecstrocusion? How eloquestrian. @4:40 I see this whole next part about the Trump Boys in claymation. "Just two good ol' boys..." @9:00 Come on and rock me Amadeus.
Coming to a billboard near you "Isn't it past your jail time" next to a picture of Don the Con.
It's already happened. There's one in Florida.
@@kallen868 I hope there are hundreds of them around the country. In fact, hopefully many within a few miles of Maralado.... 😂
Kimmel is enjoying living rent free in Donnie's tiny head.
@@curtzobeck7994must be too swampy even if rent free
Love that "Don the Con"
@@kallen868Apparently there are 100s all over the Eastern Seaboard. From ME to FL 😂
tRUMP- "Isn't it past your jail time?!" Is the BEST Orange line ever! A top seller. The likes of which we have never seen before.
Another great monologue by Jimmy and his writers.
💙💙💙Jimmy’s writers are on vacation…traitor trump is providing all the material Jimmy needs for his incredible ratings!!!🤣🤣🤣
1:47 "electstrocution" Wow, the best words!
ELESHTROKYOOSHUN
@@HylianFox3
😂😂😂
Yes I'm surprised Jimmy didn't pick that up 😮😮
Electio-cution. Death by election.
from the best teleprompters !!!!
"for the furniture .... and future of our children"
Kimmel please don't quit! We love you because you make comedy from truth! Thank you! America needs you more than ever in these challenging years ahead.
He does such a great job every night. So does Colbert and Seth Meyers. For them Trump is the grift that keeps on giving.
Really!!❤️
😂😂😂😂
Myers for Ohio? Who are these guys?
Excellent. Yes we need Jimmy to make us laugh.. or we would all be insane with the nonsense from trump
Jimmy I love when you drive the orange pumpkin crazy. Keep it up.
"Other people can do bad things FOR U."???
Jimmy......Don't give the orange one IDEAS...!!!!🍊🍊🤷🤷🤨🤨🤣🤣🤣
Old sparky and Trump, a match made in heaven.
With dry sponge 😂
Yes’ plastic shredder
The GOP has dug itself into such a deep hole over the last 7-8 years and they just keep digging. My former party is unsavable at this point, and it will take at least a generation to overcome. Quite possibly two generations.
agree, i'm a republican , im a independent now..
Digging a hole? The supporters are the most loyal in GOP history. That's called improvement
Same, used to be a GOP, back in 2000,
I like three party system. One always lame duck.
At present it would isolate the isolationist.
As for house and Congress a laugh when in need of reality check . ❤"Time Warp". Sweet!❤
😊
I Love You Just The Way You Are
😮
" I Hate Myself For Loving You "
(Joan Jett )
@Conservadouche93 See that's the problem. Being loyal doesn't win elections. He barely won in 2016, and his cult has lost every competitive race since. So... I ask, is it an improvement? Loyalty means nothing when you suck at winning elections. Remember when Reagan won two landslide elections? That's never happening again.
Thank you for keeping Hostel La Vista alive! Been watching it for 10 years. Love it, keep it going!
"I'll take Elextracution" ⚡
I approve this message 👍
He could make a fortune by having a raffle for who gets to flip the switch
“The Great White supremacist”. Yup that pretty much sums him up completely.
" Poor kids are just as bright as white kids"
Yeah, it doesn't surprise me that Biden thinks that way
"Poor kids are just as bright as white kids"
It all adds up now
Yep pretty much 😊
Orange is the New White
@@KatieAubrie Hmmm, that delicious bigotry....
Yr comment on the Supreme Court is SPOT ON !!! There should b NO reason for them to hear This ABSURD argument !!!
True but unfortunately tRump has four best buddies on that farce of a court.
Someone else said The My pillow guy should make a My straight jacket.
😂
Oh, what a great idea! They could be red, and they could print "MAGA" on them, and then every dangerous lunatic in the GOP could wear them with pride!!!! I'd personally buy one for MTG!
Good one!😀
the My Orange Jumpsuit guy 🤣🤣🤣
I’m confused.
If he is rich why does he need money?
If he didn’t do anything wrong on January 6th why does he need immunity?
He wants to cover all bases. talking points and victim
❤😢
Exactly!
And if he’s so innocent why does he keep trying to delay his trials?
Delay, deny, deflect! It’s all a facade also!
I don't know either - it seems like ever since 2016 - the Earth has shifted into an alternate dimension.
Jimmy is such a great late show comedian and news informant. I've loved watching him throughout the years and he's only gotten better
I agree last night Jimmy was on fire.👏
jimmy has ALL THE BEST PEOPLE watching and writing for him! great night!
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊🤗❤️👍
Let's go FINLAND , HI TO MY FAMILY IN HELSINKI OOOPS forgot to say...HEY JIMMY love from Canada and Finland
Well done Jimmy Kimmel.
The whole world knowing what a broke deadbeat Donnie really is has got to be the most devastating outcome Donnie could have suffered. Believe me, he hates being known for what he really is way more than he would have hated actual jail time. And the icing on the cake?
He did it all to himself.
He broke cuz they cheat
@@KatieAubriesuuuuuuure they do, buddy, suuuuuuure they do...
Perfect delivery , send to House and Congress .😂
🤔
" True Colors " "Cyndi Lauper"
😮
He Walked On Water. ( Randy Travis)
Well said and spot on 👍
Dump Trump: Reason over Treason! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Jimmy was on fire last night.👏👍
No shark will ever bite him, these ceratures have dignity.
My thoughts exactly
@@LethalSalivathey do love blubber
🎶I owe! I owe!🎶
🎶 It's off to court I go!🎶
🎶 I'll appeal the case and lose again!🎶
🎶I owe! I owe! I owe! I owe!🎶
Trump
😀😀😀😀😀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh yeah yay funny but SO APT
Oh yeah yay funny but SO APT
JUSTICE MATTERS!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Lindell, & Trump both need to seek help!! But, I doubt anyone could even help them.
no cause they dont deserve it
They're not Young, help is on its way for both of those
Trump needs JAIL TIME, so that he can figure out that even his actions have consequences.
Maybe in prison. They can't afford to pay for help. 😂
@@DissectGibberish, Trust me, I agree. He needs to be held accountable for once. Trump 2024 FOREVER in PRISON!! 💯
He thinks he has the right to be a criminal
And so does everyone who supports him!!!
Not in Australia. Which is why they have no Trump Casino, allegedly (in Fact Boi we trust)
Supposedly the australian police put the brakes on trump opening a casina due to obvious ties to organised crime - apparently
Probably why he doesn't holiday in australia
Nwo controls, it is new world order, i was there that is how i know.
As a wealthy American he does. Based on his lived experience, he has every reason to believe this.
The Habius Trumpus, in it’s natural inviroment, the court room
I love Jimmy. He holds no punches.
Thank you for congratulating us Finns - and in Finnish, too! Wow. 😆😆😆❤️
Many are often jealous of Nordic countries, mostly, it seems, because the people are looked after. A lot of Americans don't seem to understand that if they pay more tax, then more things can be 'free'. I'm pretty happy too, my country came in at #10 🙃
We end up paying more in premiums and fees than they do in taxes and have far less to show for it. I feel that these countries gave been through so much that when the world wars were over their governing matured to take care of one another.
The Finns are amazing people! My Finnish neighbor used to cut my grass when it got too tall unasked! He was just doing me a favor. He was very,very quiet and just an exemplarary human being!
Exemplary.
I am Eastern European and part Swedish/ I will visit there and eat well. We all need to be better. Getting rid of trump will help that.
Your comment really touched me, cuz i'm Finnish and i often cut the grass of the old lady next door. Thank you🥲
@tonip879 Yeah! Every time I would come home and find him doing this,then I would plead with him not to! He would just nod his head, but it didn't change things. The grass would grow and every week he would beat me to it. I would also catch him fixing little things around the house that I had ignored. All the time he was super reserved. He hardly ever spoke. In the end I was ashamed of myself. I discussed the situation with another friend of mine and he explained to me that this was normal Finnish behavior and nothing was unusual about it. However it was so different from Americans!
@@michaelmega7786Get rid of your guns and 'stand your ground' first!
As a Finn I’d like to say: Kiitos Jimmy. 🥳
Torille😉
Already here at Tori waiting for you...hurry up 😉@@Naomi.Nora.Saclet
@@Naomi.Nora.Saclet noniiin, etsinkin tätä kommenttia 😂😂😂😂🇫🇮
Laittelin jo peeärrää suomelle kommentissani.Suomi on maailman ykkönen.
With Donnie unable to find a legal way to put up his bond, it's guaranteed he's trying to find a criminal way...
Russia, are you listening??👀
I'm surprised Putin hasn't already given it to him.
He only posted his last one for the E Jean Carrol settlement after he met with Viktor Orban. This one is 5x that amount
they are still likely trying to figure out how to get it to him. Likely through a third party "donation" @@michaelj.beglinjr.2804
...and how he puts up the money will end up bringing a slew of new charges, completely surprising Donnie, who had 'nothing but innocent intentions, and is just more proof of a witch hunt'... I guarantee it.
Why hasn't anyone told Trump to call JG Wentworth 877 cash now 🎶🎵🎶
Because that's for people that have annuities and structured settlements and other payment streams.
Hahahahahaaha 😂❤
🎶I defrauded New York and I need cash now 🎶
Do YOU or a fellow loved-one have more than 80 pending indictments ? We can help !! 📞
JGW isnt that stupid!
Love ya, Jimmy, keep up the trumpet playing, that’s your very finest bit. From England, with thanks 🙏😁🐕🦺🐕🌻
Once again Lindell broke my BS-o-Meter
Did you try turning it off then on again?
@@jfu5222 lol, circuit gets blown
Just a product of TDS...poor Mikey 😢
Why would you need immunity if you have done nothing wrong?
Criminals and guilty people need immunity, and Trump is one all day long.
Because there is mass corruption
Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣
@Leonaza7, Hey you're the girl who was killing, & coming through with those awesome comments tonight on Brian Tyler Cohen. Your comments are the best!! I LOVE them!! You speak the HONEST TRUTH!! Thank You!! 🗣 💯 💙💙
@@tuyenle8107, Trump 2024 FOREVER in PRISON!! 🤣🤣
Jimmy, can you please bring back "This week in Covid History" so ppl can remember how much "better" we all were 4 years ago!!! 🤞🤞🤞
I lost 5 family members to COVID19 in 2020 including a sibling.
Ain't that the truth?! We definitely don't need tRump in the White House ever again in our American history! He's just too much (of nothing)!
Iceland is a happier place than the US, and it's currently dealing with destructive volcanic eruptions.
You know why they're happy? Trump's an ocean away from them and there's no way he remembers which one is Greenland and which is Iceland
Iceland values & respects women, too. * When women are happy, everyone's happy!
To be fair, we have active volcanoes too. Though that's mainly just in Hawaii, which probably IS one of the happiest states, now that the whole human sacrifice thing is behind them...
Just got back from Iceland yesterday. Never slept so peacefully in my life.
@@davidlundquist1979 Iceland has Bjork.
North America has Dollar Store Bjork (aka Grimes)
Iceland wins, easily 😂
Good to know...We should electricute? His words, his request!!
Jimmy Kimmel was born for this!!!!!!.
Finland is a wonderful place. Great people. Beautiful country.
Awesome show and I love Jimmy Kimmel's jokes! 😂😂💪💙
he actually did advise the American people to drink bleach.
Many ended up in the emergency room 4 years ago. It was terrible 😞
It was a good start! Hopefully if there is another pandemic he will encourage them to try again!
Mind you, you've got to wonder about the intelligence of someone who'd actually try it! I mean, we all grew up knowing not to drink bleach
@@katl6426 a normal person would not have taken the cool aid from Jim Jones as well, but as cults go .....
Garbage Show spreads hate
@@katl6426 yet there was a youth "tidepod" challenge a few years ago
"I will take electrocution..."
Not sure they give you a choice when you're convicted of treason, but a'ight, Donnie.
I'd say give it to him😂
He slurred electroction.
@@texasrefugee7888 And, YOU spelled it wrong......
I'd not object -- does he expect us to?
Bad Elocution of the world Electrocution
Kimmel writers out did themselves with this bit. You did not, NOT shock the world, however, simply because we KNOW HOW AWESOME YOUR CALLBACKS ARE!! Like sharks, you never stop circling. 😂 You killed it, it was a "bloodbath." THANKS!❤
You the best Jimmy, thank you!❤❤❤
Trump is such a whiny little baby. How can anyone think he's a tough guy?
Qassem Soleimani disagrees
He wears make up. Need I say more?
@@KatieAubrie by that reasoning then Obama is tougher than Trump...
Trump isn't just weak, he's the weakest person alive
Other whiny babies love him 💕
A former president, won't be getting any sleep tonight! $464M due Monday.
😂😂😂
"The check is in the mail"
@@davidmacphee3549 Yeah I don't think Putin is gonna follow threw with it neither is China, they just told him so he would stop groveling to them... Sure Putin will be like "oh yeah you never lifted the sanctions on my country my bad that was one you jobs remember?"
@@davidmacphee3549 NOBODY will believe Trump if he says that, he's lied far too many times.
tRump : "Maybe I can write them an I.O.U. (the biglyest in history) ? , Ooh ! … smart."
trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal
TDS
Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣
@Columbiastargazer *soooo true*
Damn. Well stated.
Thanks Jimmy you take some of the stress away for awhile. So glad you make Trump mad. He might make it to electric shair.
Slovenia is beautiful. I was happy during my visit in 2003, amid our little operation... Shock and Awe. 😂
I love Jimmy glowing hearts as he always shines ✨️ ❤💯🙏👏😂
That's just funny.I hope we get all the madness out. So we don't have none left for November.
Get all the madness out in March so we don’t have to deal with it in November. Yes great line
That "Hostel la Vista" game was terrific! I used to stay in hostels and met many fun travelers like Veronica and Jorge.
Except 45 was charging $2 million per pardon
I thought it was 5 mill? Kodiak black had to give 5 for his
And Rudy was the middle man.
Jared Kushner processed the pardons. Trump signed.
Follow the $$$$$
That's WHY he didn't PARDON those Jan 6th rioters before he left office..they didn't have 2 million per pardon to give.....
Facts
If you're happy and you know it vote for Joe! 🤣
😊 happy 😊
It's insane that the president can overrule the verdict handed down to a convict by a jury of their peers. This is the most ridiculous rule of American law.
Disrespectful to jury members at its highest level.
america was mostly run by gangs of thugs and criminals thus the president the head of the gang has to have the pardon in order to achieve thier goals and it is all perfectly leagle INsanity does not have to make sense !!
Most presidents use pardons to right people that have been wronged by the justice system. Trump of course used it to release criminals that have committed crimes for his benefit! He is a cancer on our society.
Pardon?
When I go to Hollywood, I love staying at the Roosevelt. Hope to catch a Kimmel show when I am out there some time. It is right across the street after all.
Cool
that bed takes up the whole room
What walking distance from chinese theatre?
@@dujikasda2451 The Chinese Theater is across Hollywood BLVD from the Roosevelt, just to the right if facing from the front of the hotel.
@@malcolmxxx86 They usually put me up in a suite with 2 queen beds when I go. I spend very little time in the room. I am usually out in the city or exploring the hotel.
I'm shocked and devastated that last Friday came and went and no bombshell as promised for the 4,328th time from My Pillow Guy Lindell. I am, however, excited to see Trump Tower become James Tower!
Mike was at a Hardee's and forgot.
Maybe st James place like a monopoly name
Laughs. Evangelical " End of the World" scenario.
The seizure of the "Saviors Tower"!
No caves left to hide in Lol.
Poor, poor Mike. He thinks it's all real!
I want it to be used for immigrant housing
I never seen nothing like this, if it whose me or another normal citizen, we would be in prison on day one, nobody’s is above the law
How do you figure Biden ain't in jail for his crimes so I guess the dems are above the law🤷
One of the things the world is shocked about is that a person like Lindell still has an audience to speak to.
I don’t watch Lindell or Tucks or Hannity. It’s so ridiculous!
I don’t watch Oz either.
I feel sorry for the intern that had to watch hours of Mike pillow to find clips of him saying “shock the world”.
hope they got a bonus or something or at least a day off to go drink!
Laughs! That intern is now located in an "Red Zone Insane ASYLUM
".
SCOTUS has no business taking this case.
How do we purge the Scrotus?
@@stefanschleps8758 dissolve it
We love your show jimmy kimmel
Jimmy is so good. It's a relief after being out in the normal world with people who talk loud, say stupid things, smoke cigarettes, and wear MAGA hats.
One guy's hat hadn't been laundered since he bought it and he had dirty fingernails.
He will not be invited to Mar-a-Lago to dine with his hero.
depends on how much he is willing to pay for that dinner
Laughs! Walking Dead "Cultists" Lol.
Jimmy said congratulations in Finnish (Onnittelut), and i salute him
Trump's shark/electricutian speech is even weirder than Herschel Walker's vampire/werewolf speech.
*Elextrocyoooshun
Thats such a low bar, too 😂😂
he chooses electrocution "every single time" - not that trump-talk has to make sense, but the guy doesn't seem to have enough understanding to know that either is a one-time choice
@@SanGeet0510 I'm still trying to figure out why he's in the water and why there's a battery nearby.
@@byronkennedy7203 he's probably planning his prison escape
Mike Lindell is an American entrepreneur, business executive, and author who has a net worth of $0. At his financial peak, Mike Lindell's net worth easily topped $100 million, and may have been as high as $200-300 million....poor lil weirdo
This is officially my favorite Jimmy monologue! 💙
Jimmy was on fire 👏👍.
Malania is having emergency meeting with her lawyer
Melania has already left. It was her doyble next to trump.
I wonder if Trump is looking into the papers if he can still return the mail-order bride and get all money back.
for an emergency book deal
Melania's divorce lawyer is on speed-dial 😂😂😂
@@noldo3837 Slovenia says NO REFUNDS 😅
pure gold jimmy
Jimmy Kimmel has the best late night show on TV. He's the best. 😅
Trump for PRISON 2024!!!
In your misinformed dreams
Oh yes indeed
New York, do your thing.
Georgia, you are up next.
Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣
@@KatieAubrieooooookay, erick...
Lindell never stopped using his addict behavior. He just transferred his addiction from drugs to building a business then to supporting a deranged political candidate.
We all have our addictions, bud.
@@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 mostly it doesn't go beyond hurting our family and friends, even for an addict this one is grandiose
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 hold my bud, bud.
Yep 👍
And extreme religion.
I'm Australian. When i was a kid I badly wanted to be an American because of Disney, Kennedy, Hollywood ...
Now i wake up everyday thanking whoever that i am Australian and live near the bottom of the world. It's good to have so much distance between us and the madness.
Brilliant as always 👌
Mobsters, Dictators, Trump - lock them up, throw away the key. Also, too bad Trump doesn't go boating. Trump's corrupt Justices and Judges are ready to give him absolution. Please keep up the barbs Jimmy, America needs you.
Slobster Dementia Don need$ another loan and more favors
Trump lost 17 points in Florida and GOP still thinks he is the winning ticket. They are out of their minds.
it won't be enough. they are not out of their minds. this country is very big and very different. and biden is strongly disliked in many quarters. just like hillary he has misjudged the electorate...and like almost every politician believes "he alone" is our savior. Instead of getting out of the way and giving Americans a more viable choice, he is jeopardizing democracy. and for what? maybe four more years. no statesman is he.
Oh I thought he lost 14 pounds not points 😂
Hope it's true
@@manueldaniel2654 you need to face reality
Trump lose weight? What planet are you from?
They know something we don't .
They have God on their side. WTheith corruption on the Republicans side ,so in your face, they will steal their way to the top .if at first ya don't succeed : Try , try , again.
❤️"The Bear Necessities Of Trump "❤️
( Patrick Fitzgerald)
Greetings from Germany. We may not be as "happy" as you, but we're definitely not as stupid! 😄
You guys let your "Facist" experiment go to far.
That wont happen here.
At least Germany learned and forever is on the lookout for any signs of "Facism" again
/Salute
I saw how the Fascists are rising up in Germany too. Some blond woman supporting the fascists. We all have to put a stop to the Dictator wannabes. Most of us in America won't be happy until Trump is in Prison.
😀😉
Not so fast my German friend I seem to remember a time when your country followed a leader off a cliff Like a bunch of lemmings can you guess his name ?? can you?
@@markcherry4294 Don't blame a whole nationality of people for one bad egg that wasn't even German. No name happened to be from Austria.
That Myers guy NEVER blinked while repeating his memorized speach
Ohio was invaded by "The Body Snatchers" a generation ago.
Keeps saying this has never happened to a president before. Thank God we haven’t put pure thugs, liars, rapists, frauds… in office before. He’s not being singled out. No one is just interfering with the election or any of his rights. He’s gotten away with so much it needs to stop!!!
Electoral college and pardons need to go away.
Amen!
That was a fantastic response by the Swiss girl. 15:40 “I’m on a street”. She should get the luxury hotel free, just for that answer.
I often wonder why the winner never offers the other person the chance to share in the luck, although I guess maybe not a sensible idea when you don't know someone.
@@sheilaboston7051- she was In a Hostel ..
@@sheilaboston7051They were both staying in the LA youth hostel. It’s not like they were traveling together staying in the sane hostel room. All hostel’s have men and women in separate rooms with the multiple bunkbeds. Yeah if I won, and I was under 26, I would invite that swiss girl to stay with me at the fancy hotel. But it’s unrealistic to expect it in any other situation.
Just found out. I am so getting that T-shirt! Not many in Belgium will know what it means, but I'll be smiling inside all the time!!!❤
Jorge and Veronica should just share the room haha
I was a nursing student at McNeese State University. They have one of the best nursing programs in the South.
So what you're saying is being the best in the south is like being worst in the country
From North of Spokane and still love the Gonzaga joke.
I live near McNesse College and forget it's there at times
Same. Though, it would be nice if he at least pronounced the college's name correctly. Though, I'm sure he's doing that for laughs too.
I’m in England and when my teacher said “Donald Trump” we all bursted out laughing 😂 cuz if u didn’t know Trump=fart so we are like
“Donald Fart”😂
YO !!! He said if you think MELANIA hates him NOW wait til HE'S Broke !!! 😂😂😂😂
And if you believe trump is broke your just as delusional as the rest of the dems
😂
Notice how that Ohio candidate for representative didn't blink once. Not once. What a psychopath
I know right. Creepy.
Noticed that!! Weird!
I always though Western PA was backwards. Ohio takes the cake.
Evangelical "Stupid"!
Are you sure he is even human? His voice sounded like an endless loop. played at twice the speed.
And there was no "congressman-elect"...(it was a primary!)
Weird. Seems to be a strong correlation between best educated and happiest countries.
Thank you Jimmy. A wonderful way to start the day.
Reagan and Nixon both had fall-guys who thought they'd be pardoned but were not.
Oliver North.
But even Nixon had the decency to resign.
corrupt republicans, name a better duo.
maybe trump and being a traitor?
Thank you Jimmy!
Even the shark will say " pls select electrocution" 😂
I'm fairly sure tRump's washed-off orange spray-on tan would act as a repelant
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
The world has gone unshocked
Pardons on demand sound VERY illegal.
No one should have immunity especially not Trump
Why do you hate trump
Disliked in part because of his gigantic ego his incessant bragging. It really comes off as phony when someone born into generational wealth, with a lifetime of butler and maid service claims to be a man of the people.
So Biden should be charged with all his criminal behavior that's been proven matter affect he had documents in his garage something trump was charged with so why ain't Biden being charged nobody is above the law right so that goes for everyone including dems
@@danielchansa9375why do you ask that question....?
Just asking
. I commend you....that more respectful answer then i would give.
"in terms of badly" should be played along, " I have the best words, and stable genius " 24/7
"with a very large a brain"
"…because I'm smart."
Because he's worth a lot of money
Nice treat for the students, Jimmy. I love watching Hostel la vista. Can you doit again?
@1:47 elecstrocusion? How eloquestrian.
@4:40 I see this whole next part about the Trump Boys in claymation. "Just two good ol' boys..."
@9:00 Come on and rock me Amadeus.
I don't know but Mike Lindell's family vacation story shocked me. I do all my coke filled vacations without my family
But then who will bring your head back for burial?
Plus the whole head being cut off thing. Yikes.
“Happiness” is a state of mind.