Trump Begs for Immunity from Supreme Court, MyPillow Mike’s Crazy Life Stories & Hostel La Vista!
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- Опубликовано: 19 мар 2024
- March Madness is ramping up, Trump asked the Supreme Court to grant him “absolute immunity” in the case related to the events of January 6th, he scored five primary wins last night but not as bigly as he was hoping for, a Trumper named Derek Myers who is running for a congressional seat mistakenly sent out a concession email hours before the polls closed, Mike Lindell is not running low on crazy life stories, the United States is not among the 20 happiest countries according to the World Happiness Report, and we head out to Hollywood Blvd for a round of Hostel La Vista!
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I’m confused.
If he is rich why does he need money?
If he didn’t do anything wrong on January 6th why does he need immunity?
He wants to cover all bases. talking points and victim
❤😢
Exactly!
And if he’s so innocent why does he keep trying to delay his trials?
Delay, deny, deflect! It’s all a facade also!
I don't know either - it seems like ever since 2016 - the Earth has shifted into an alternate dimension.
Kimmel please don't quit! We love you because you make comedy from truth! Thank you! America needs you more than ever in these challenging years ahead.
He does such a great job every night. So does Colbert and Seth Meyers. For them Trump is the grift that keeps on giving.
Really!!❤️
😂😂😂😂
Myers for Ohio? Who are these guys?
Excellent. Yes we need Jimmy to make us laugh.. or we would all be insane with the nonsense from trump
Yr comment on the Supreme Court is SPOT ON !!! There should b NO reason for them to hear This ABSURD argument !!!
True but unfortunately tRump has four best buddies on that farce of a court.
Jimmy was on fire last night.👏👍
“The Great White supremacist”. Yup that pretty much sums him up completely.
" Poor kids are just as bright as white kids"
Yeah, it doesn't surprise me that Biden thinks that way
"Poor kids are just as bright as white kids"
It all adds up now
Yep pretty much 😊
Orange is the New White
@@Conservadouche93 Hmmm, that delicious bigotry....
Coming to a billboard near you "Isn't it past your jail time" next to a picture of Don the Con.
It's already happened. There's one in Florida.
@@kallen868 I hope there are hundreds of them around the country. In fact, hopefully many within a few miles of Maralado.... 😂
Kimmel is enjoying living rent free in Donnie's tiny head.
@@curtzobeck7994must be too swampy even if rent free
Love that "Don the Con"
@@kallen868Apparently there are 100s all over the Eastern Seaboard. From ME to FL 😂
Jimmy I love when you drive the orange pumpkin crazy. Keep it up.
"Other people can do bad things FOR U."???
Jimmy......Don't give the orange one IDEAS...!!!!🍊🍊🤷🤷🤨🤨🤣🤣🤣
Another great monologue by Jimmy and his writers.
💙💙💙Jimmy’s writers are on vacation…traitor trump is providing all the material Jimmy needs for his incredible ratings!!!🤣🤣🤣
🎶I owe! I owe!🎶
🎶 It's off to court I go!🎶
🎶 I'll appeal the case and lose again!🎶
🎶I owe! I owe! I owe! I owe!🎶
Trump
😀😀😀😀😀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal
TDS
Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣
@Columbiastargazer *soooo true*
Damn. Well stated.
Thanks Jimmy you take some of the stress away for awhile. So glad you make Trump mad. He might make it to electric shair.
Jimmy, can you please bring back "This week in Covid History" so ppl can remember how much "better" we all were 4 years ago!!! 🤞🤞🤞
I lost 5 family members to COVID19 in 2020 including a sibling.
Ain't that the truth?! We definitely don't need tRump in the White House ever again in our American history! He's just too much (of nothing)!
SCOTUS has no business taking this case.
If you're happy and you know it vote for Joe! 🤣
😊 happy 😊
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊🤗❤️👍
JUSTICE MATTERS!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Jimmy is such a great late show comedian and news informant. I've loved watching him throughout the years and he's only gotten better
I agree last night Jimmy was on fire.👏
tRUMP- "Isn't it past your jail time?!" Is the BEST Orange line ever! A top seller. The likes of which we have never seen before.
Someone else said The My pillow guy should make a My straight jacket.
😂
Oh, what a great idea! They could be red, and they could print "MAGA" on them, and then every dangerous lunatic in the GOP could wear them with pride!!!! I'd personally buy one for MTG!
Good one!😀
the My Orange Jumpsuit guy 🤣🤣🤣
As a Finn I’d like to say: Kiitos Jimmy. 🥳
Torille😉
Already here at Tori waiting for you...hurry up 😉@@Naomi.Nora.Saclet
@@Naomi.Nora.Saclet noniiin, etsinkin tätä kommenttia 😂😂😂😂🇫🇮
Laittelin jo peeärrää suomelle kommentissani.Suomi on maailman ykkönen.
I’m in England and when my teacher said “Donald Trump” we all bursted out laughing 😂 cuz if u didn’t know Trump=fart so we are like
“Donald Fart”😂
Trump is such a whiny little baby. How can anyone think he's a tough guy?
Qassem Soleimani disagrees
He wears make up. Need I say more?
@@Conservadouche93 by that reasoning then Obama is tougher than Trump...
Trump isn't just weak, he's the weakest person alive
Other whiny babies love him 💕
"I'll take Elextracution" ⚡
I approve this message 👍
He could make a fortune by having a raffle for who gets to flip the switch
Love ya, Jimmy, keep up the trumpet playing, that’s your very finest bit. From England, with thanks 🙏😁🐕🦺🐕🌻
Awesome show and I love Jimmy Kimmel's jokes! 😂😂💪💙
“Finland, Finland, Finland, the country where I want to be” - Monty Python was on to it decades ago.
No one is stopping you. Bye bye! Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!
Ha ha they didn't want to be in Finland really.
Welcome ❤
Why hasn't anyone told Trump to call JG Wentworth 877 cash now 🎶🎵🎶
Because that's for people that have annuities and structured settlements and other payment streams.
Hahahahahaaha 😂❤
🎶I defrauded New York and I need cash now 🎶
Do YOU or a fellow loved-one have more than 80 pending indictments ? We can help !! 📞
JGW isnt that stupid!
Meyers worked for George Santos. That should tell you enough. He also spelled 'important' as 'impotent.'
Both words cover George Santos, so he wasn´t all wrong.... Rgr
That Myers guy NEVER blinked while repeating his memorized speach
Ohio was invaded by "The Body Snatchers" a generation ago.
Keeps saying this has never happened to a president before. Thank God we haven’t put pure thugs, liars, rapists, frauds… in office before. He’s not being singled out. No one is just interfering with the election or any of his rights. He’s gotten away with so much it needs to stop!!!
Well done Jimmy Kimmel.
1:47 "electstrocution" Wow, the best words!
ELESHTROKYOOSHUN
@@HylianFox3
😂😂😂
Yes I'm surprised Jimmy didn't pick that up 😮😮
Electio-cution. Death by election.
from the best teleprompters !!!!
"for the furniture .... and future of our children"
Weird. Seems to be a strong correlation between best educated and happiest countries.
ELECSTRICUTION...LOL that's a new word!!!
jimmy has ALL THE BEST PEOPLE watching and writing for him! great night!
Even the shark will say " pls select electrocution" 😂
I'm fairly sure tRump's washed-off orange spray-on tan would act as a repelant
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jimmy Kimmel has the best late night show on TV. He's the best. 😅
No shark will ever bite him, these ceratures have dignity.
My thoughts exactly
Why would you need immunity if you have done nothing wrong?
Criminals and guilty people need immunity, and Trump is one all day long.
Because there is mass corruption
Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣
@Leonaza7, Hey you're the girl who was killing, & coming through with those awesome comments tonight on Brian Tyler Cohen. Your comments are the best!! I LOVE them!! You speak the HONEST TRUTH!! Thank You!! 🗣 💯 💙💙
@@tuyenle8107, Trump 2024 FOREVER in PRISON!! 🤣🤣
Jimmy said congratulations in Finnish (Onnittelut), and i salute him
It's insane that the president can overrule the verdict handed down to a convict by a jury of their peers. This is the most ridiculous rule of American law.
Disrespectful to jury members at its highest level.
america was mostly run by gangs of thugs and criminals thus the president the head of the gang has to have the pardon in order to achieve thier goals and it is all perfectly leagle INsanity does not have to make sense !!
Most presidents use pardons to right people that have been wronged by the justice system. Trump of course used it to release criminals that have committed crimes for his benefit! He is a cancer on our society.
Pardon?
Thank you for congratulating us Finns - and in Finnish, too! Wow. 😆😆😆❤️
Many are often jealous of Nordic countries, mostly, it seems, because the people are looked after. A lot of Americans don't seem to understand that if they pay more tax, then more things can be 'free'. I'm pretty happy too, my country came in at #10 🙃
We end up paying more in premiums and fees than they do in taxes and have far less to show for it. I feel that these countries gave been through so much that when the world wars were over their governing matured to take care of one another.
He thinks he has the right to be a criminal
And so does everyone who supports him!!!
Not in Australia. Which is why they have no Trump Casino, allegedly (in Fact Boi we trust)
Supposedly the australian police put the brakes on trump opening a casina due to obvious ties to organised crime - apparently
Probably why he doesn't holiday in australia
Nwo controls, it is new world order, i was there that is how i know.
As a wealthy American he does. Based on his lived experience, he has every reason to believe this.
The Habius Trumpus, in it’s natural inviroment, the court room
"elextricution" lol
The GOP has dug itself into such a deep hole over the last 7-8 years and they just keep digging. My former party is unsavable at this point, and it will take at least a generation to overcome. Quite possibly two generations.
agree, i'm a republican , im a independent now..
Digging a hole? The supporters are the most loyal in GOP history. That's called improvement
Same, used to be a GOP, back in 2000,
I like three party system. One always lame duck.
At present it would isolate the isolationist.
As for house and Congress a laugh when in need of reality check . ❤"Time Warp". Sweet!❤
😊
I Love You Just The Way You Are
😮
" I Hate Myself For Loving You "
(Joan Jett )
@Conservadouche93 See that's the problem. Being loyal doesn't win elections. He barely won in 2016, and his cult has lost every competitive race since. So... I ask, is it an improvement? Loyalty means nothing when you suck at winning elections. Remember when Reagan won two landslide elections? That's never happening again.
With Donnie unable to find a legal way to put up his bond, it's guaranteed he's trying to find a criminal way...
Russia, are you listening??👀
I'm surprised Putin hasn't already given it to him.
He only posted his last one for the E Jean Carrol settlement after he met with Viktor Orban. This one is 5x that amount
they are still likely trying to figure out how to get it to him. Likely through a third party "donation" @@michaelj.beglinjr.2804
...and how he puts up the money will end up bringing a slew of new charges, completely surprising Donnie, who had 'nothing but innocent intentions, and is just more proof of a witch hunt'... I guarantee it.
I'm Australian. When i was a kid I badly wanted to be an American because of Disney, Kennedy, Hollywood ...
Now i wake up everyday thanking whoever that i am Australian and live near the bottom of the world. It's good to have so much distance between us and the madness.
Slovenia is beautiful. I was happy during my visit in 2003, amid our little operation... Shock and Awe. 😂
Greetings from Germany. We may not be as "happy" as you, but we're definitely not as stupid! 😄
You guys let your "Facist" experiment go to far.
That wont happen here.
At least Germany learned and forever is on the lookout for any signs of "Facism" again
/Salute
I saw how the Fascists are rising up in Germany too. Some blond woman supporting the fascists. We all have to put a stop to the Dictator wannabes. Most of us in America won't be happy until Trump is in Prison.
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Not so fast my German friend I seem to remember a time when your country followed a leader off a cliff Like a bunch of lemmings can you guess his name ?? can you?
@@markcherry4294 Don't blame a whole nationality of people for one bad egg that wasn't even German. No name happened to be from Austria.
Old sparky and Trump, a match made in heaven.
With dry sponge 😂
Yes’ plastic shredder
That "Hostel la Vista" game was terrific! I used to stay in hostels and met many fun travelers like Veronica and Jorge.
I love Jimmy. He holds no punches.
Trump's shark/electricutian speech is even weirder than Herschel Walker's vampire/werewolf speech.
*Elextrocyoooshun
Thats such a low bar, too 😂😂
he chooses electrocution "every single time" - not that trump-talk has to make sense, but the guy doesn't seem to have enough understanding to know that either is a one-time choice
@@sangeet9100 I'm still trying to figure out why he's in the water and why there's a battery nearby.
@@byronkennedy7203 he's probably planning his prison escape
The Finns are amazing people! My Finnish neighbor used to cut my grass when it got too tall unasked! He was just doing me a favor. He was very,very quiet and just an exemplarary human being!
Exemplary.
I am Eastern European and part Swedish/ I will visit there and eat well. We all need to be better. Getting rid of trump will help that.
Your comment really touched me, cuz i'm Finnish and i often cut the grass of the old lady next door. Thank you🥲
@tonip879 Yeah! Every time I would come home and find him doing this,then I would plead with him not to! He would just nod his head, but it didn't change things. The grass would grow and every week he would beat me to it. I would also catch him fixing little things around the house that I had ignored. All the time he was super reserved. He hardly ever spoke. In the end I was ashamed of myself. I discussed the situation with another friend of mine and he explained to me that this was normal Finnish behavior and nothing was unusual about it. However it was so different from Americans!
@@michaelmega7786Get rid of your guns and 'stand your ground' first!
“Happiness” is a state of mind.
Jorge and Veronica should just share the room haha
he actually did advise the American people to drink bleach.
Many ended up in the emergency room 4 years ago. It was terrible 😞
It was a good start! Hopefully if there is another pandemic he will encourage them to try again!
Mind you, you've got to wonder about the intelligence of someone who'd actually try it! I mean, we all grew up knowing not to drink bleach
@@katl6426 a normal person would not have taken the cool aid from Jim Jones as well, but as cults go .....
Garbage Show spreads hate
@@katl6426 yet there was a youth "tidepod" challenge a few years ago
I feel sorry for the intern that had to watch hours of Mike pillow to find clips of him saying “shock the world”.
hope they got a bonus or something or at least a day off to go drink!
Laughs! That intern is now located in an "Red Zone Insane ASYLUM
".
You the best Jimmy, thank you!❤❤❤
Jimmy Kimmel was born for this!!!!!!.
A president should not ever have that kind of power, period. It is sickening.
I love Jimmy glowing hearts as he always shines ✨️ ❤💯🙏👏😂
I'm shocked and devastated that last Friday came and went and no bombshell as promised for the 4,328th time from My Pillow Guy Lindell. I am, however, excited to see Trump Tower become James Tower!
Mike was at a Hardee's and forgot.
Maybe st James place like a monopoly name
Laughs. Evangelical " End of the World" scenario.
The seizure of the "Saviors Tower"!
No caves left to hide in Lol.
Poor, poor Mike. He thinks it's all real!
I want it to be used for immigrant housing
I never seen nothing like this, if it whose me or another normal citizen, we would be in prison on day one, nobody’s is above the law
How do you figure Biden ain't in jail for his crimes so I guess the dems are above the law🤷
I hate to be picky but Jimmy was incorrect when he told Jorge that "lakers" are not ships! On the great lakes, "lakers" are a type and size of cargo ship that can navigate the various locks and canals to move freight from the midwest all the way down the St Lawrence seaway.
YO !!! He said if you think MELANIA hates him NOW wait til HE'S Broke !!! 😂😂😂😂
And if you believe trump is broke your just as delusional as the rest of the dems
😂
Malania is having emergency meeting with her lawyer
Melania has already left. It was her doyble next to trump.
I wonder if Trump is looking into the papers if he can still return the mail-order bride and get all money back.
for an emergency book deal
Melania's divorce lawyer is on speed-dial 😂😂😂
@@noldo3837 Slovenia says NO REFUNDS 😅
Let's go FINLAND , HI TO MY FAMILY IN HELSINKI OOOPS forgot to say...HEY JIMMY love from Canada and Finland
DT just goes up to podium like “what should I talk about today?”
It rambles incoherently and calls them speeches. When It curses, the Maga crowd goes wild.😢😢😢
@@dianep6791 😂😂😂
I don't know but Mike Lindell's family vacation story shocked me. I do all my coke filled vacations without my family
But then who will bring your head back for burial?
Plus the whole head being cut off thing. Yikes.
That's just funny.I hope we get all the madness out. So we don't have none left for November.
Get all the madness out in March so we don’t have to deal with it in November. Yes great line
Electoral college and pardons need to go away.
Amen!
Jimmy i love it that you are getting under drumbys skin and livi g rent free in his head
Once again Lindell broke my BS-o-Meter
Did you try turning it off then on again?
@@jfu5222 lol, circuit gets blown
Just a product of TDS...poor Mikey 😢
pure gold jimmy
Okay Jimmy … I love your show. It is the best. Your laugh and quick-witted intelligence is like none other. Stay cool! Vote blue 💙 people the alternative is scary AF.
Kimmel writers out did themselves with this bit. You did not, NOT shock the world, however, simply because we KNOW HOW AWESOME YOUR CALLBACKS ARE!! Like sharks, you never stop circling. 😂 You killed it, it was a "bloodbath." THANKS!❤
Lock him up!
A former president, won't be getting any sleep tonight! $464M due Monday.
😂😂😂
"The check is in the mail"
@@davidmacphee3549 Yeah I don't think Putin is gonna follow threw with it neither is China, they just told him so he would stop groveling to them... Sure Putin will be like "oh yeah you never lifted the sanctions on my country my bad that was one you jobs remember?"
@@davidmacphee3549 NOBODY will believe Trump if he says that, he's lied far too many times.
tRump : "Maybe I can write them an I.O.U. (the biglyest in history) ? , Ooh ! … smart."
Jimmy! Remember that MATT DAMON is of partial Finnish descent 😘😘😂🇫🇮
We want MATT to TORILLE with us 💪😂
This is officially my favorite Jimmy monologue! 💙
Jimmy was on fire 👏👍.
Jimmy is so good. It's a relief after being out in the normal world with people who talk loud, say stupid things, smoke cigarettes, and wear MAGA hats.
One guy's hat hadn't been laundered since he bought it and he had dirty fingernails.
He will not be invited to Mar-a-Lago to dine with his hero.
depends on how much he is willing to pay for that dinner
Laughs! Walking Dead "Cultists" Lol.
"I will take electrocution..."
Not sure they give you a choice when you're convicted of treason, but a'ight, Donnie.
I'd say give it to him😂
He slurred electroction.
@@texasrefugee7888 And, YOU spelled it wrong......
I'd not object -- does he expect us to?
Bad Elocution of the world Electrocution
I love Jimmy.
Thank you Jimmy!
Lindell, & Trump both need to seek help!! But, I doubt anyone could even help them.
no cause they dont deserve it
They're not Young, help is on its way for both of those
Trump needs JAIL TIME, so that he can figure out that even his actions have consequences.
Maybe in prison. They can't afford to pay for help. 😂
@@DissectGibberish, Trust me, I agree. He needs to be held accountable for once. Trump 2024 FOREVER in PRISON!! 💯
One of the things the world is shocked about is that a person like Lindell still has an audience to speak to.
I don’t watch Lindell or Tucks or Hannity. It’s so ridiculous!
I don’t watch Oz either.
Correction: Akshually that's a seismograph, Richter scale is the measure of magnitude
After hearing Lindell shock the world, Earth says, Hell, I getting out of the this solar system .😂
Iceland is a happier place than the US, and it's currently dealing with destructive volcanic eruptions.
You know why they're happy? Trump's an ocean away from them and there's no way he remembers which one is Greenland and which is Iceland
Iceland values & respects women, too. * When women are happy, everyone's happy!
To be fair, we have active volcanoes too. Though that's mainly just in Hawaii, which probably IS one of the happiest states, now that the whole human sacrifice thing is behind them...
Just got back from Iceland yesterday. Never slept so peacefully in my life.
@@davidlundquist1979 Iceland has Bjork.
North America has Dollar Store Bjork (aka Grimes)
Iceland wins, easily 😂
The whole world knowing what a broke deadbeat Donnie really is has got to be the most devastating outcome Donnie could have suffered. Believe me, he hates being known for what he really is way more than he would have hated actual jail time. And the icing on the cake?
He did it all to himself.
He broke cuz they cheat
@@Conservadouche93suuuuuuure they do, buddy, suuuuuuure they do...
Perfect delivery , send to House and Congress .😂
🤔
" True Colors " "Cyndi Lauper"
😮
He Walked On Water. ( Randy Travis)
Well said and spot on 👍
Dump Trump: Reason over Treason! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
I'll be shocked if Mike ever comes up with one shred of REAL evidence.
Elexycrution! 🤣😅😆
Certainly is wizard like power. You could almost say he he could be called a grand wizard 🤐
Greetings from Finland! Onnittelut Suomi! 😄
Just keep taking the forest floors
Finland is a wonderful place. Great people. Beautiful country.
If you’re on top of a battery you’re going down to the bottom, that makes no sense to say you’re on a battery why would you be on a battery?
Jimmy keeping the public aware of the truth through comedy.. .😂😂😂
Notice how that Ohio candidate for representative didn't blink once. Not once. What a psychopath
I know right. Creepy.
Noticed that!! Weird!
I always though Western PA was backwards. Ohio takes the cake.
Evangelical "Stupid"!
Are you sure he is even human? His voice sounded like an endless loop. played at twice the speed.
And there was no "congressman-elect"...(it was a primary!)
Good to know...We should electricute? His words, his request!!
Should have played a snippet of "Shock the Monkey" during that Lindell bit.
We love your show jimmy kimmel