Trump Begs for Immunity from Supreme Court, MyPillow Mike’s Crazy Life Stories & Hostel La Vista!

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

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  • @curtzobeck7994
    @curtzobeck7994 10 месяцев назад +370

    Coming to a billboard near you "Isn't it past your jail time" next to a picture of Don the Con.

    • @kallen868
      @kallen868 10 месяцев назад +26

      It's already happened. There's one in Florida.

    • @curtzobeck7994
      @curtzobeck7994 10 месяцев назад +31

      @@kallen868 I hope there are hundreds of them around the country. In fact, hopefully many within a few miles of Maralado.... 😂
      Kimmel is enjoying living rent free in Donnie's tiny head.

    • @android12921
      @android12921 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@curtzobeck7994must be too swampy even if rent free

    • @TerryM-dk3kr
      @TerryM-dk3kr 10 месяцев назад +13

      Love that "Don the Con"

    • @stirlingfletcher7040
      @stirlingfletcher7040 10 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@kallen868Apparently there are 100s all over the Eastern Seaboard. From ME to FL 😂

  • @StarChasersHere
    @StarChasersHere 10 месяцев назад +170

    tRUMP- "Isn't it past your jail time?!" Is the BEST Orange line ever! A top seller. The likes of which we have never seen before.

  • @brewsnoop
    @brewsnoop 10 месяцев назад +42

    Another great monologue by Jimmy and his writers.

    • @sugarcookiecube
      @sugarcookiecube 10 месяцев назад +4

      💙💙💙Jimmy’s writers are on vacation…traitor trump is providing all the material Jimmy needs for his incredible ratings!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @SayAhh
    @SayAhh 10 месяцев назад +235

    1:47 "electstrocution" Wow, the best words!

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 10 месяцев назад +17

      ELESHTROKYOOSHUN

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@HylianFox3
      😂😂😂

    • @peterharris38
      @peterharris38 10 месяцев назад +4

      Yes I'm surprised Jimmy didn't pick that up 😮😮

    • @markstevenson6635
      @markstevenson6635 10 месяцев назад

      Electio-cution. Death by election.

    • @samuelvimes5770
      @samuelvimes5770 10 месяцев назад +11

      from the best teleprompters !!!!
      "for the furniture .... and future of our children"

  • @davesky538
    @davesky538 10 месяцев назад +290

    Kimmel please don't quit! We love you because you make comedy from truth! Thank you! America needs you more than ever in these challenging years ahead.

    • @thenlightn1
      @thenlightn1 10 месяцев назад +17

      He does such a great job every night. So does Colbert and Seth Meyers. For them Trump is the grift that keeps on giving.

    • @iansa53
      @iansa53 10 месяцев назад +3

      Really!!❤️

    • @brandonparrish5787
      @brandonparrish5787 10 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MrReymoclif714
      @MrReymoclif714 10 месяцев назад +1

      Myers for Ohio? Who are these guys?

    • @lprofessor9948
      @lprofessor9948 8 месяцев назад +1

      Excellent. Yes we need Jimmy to make us laugh.. or we would all be insane with the nonsense from trump

  • @puppetmaster3371
    @puppetmaster3371 10 месяцев назад +31

    Jimmy I love when you drive the orange pumpkin crazy. Keep it up.

    • @freedomfighter313
      @freedomfighter313 9 месяцев назад +1

      "Other people can do bad things FOR U."???
      Jimmy......Don't give the orange one IDEAS...!!!!🍊🍊🤷🤷🤨🤨🤣🤣🤣

  • @scotts5308
    @scotts5308 10 месяцев назад +132

    Old sparky and Trump, a match made in heaven.

  • @brianchase9251
    @brianchase9251 10 месяцев назад +449

    The GOP has dug itself into such a deep hole over the last 7-8 years and they just keep digging. My former party is unsavable at this point, and it will take at least a generation to overcome. Quite possibly two generations.

    • @wfvqrvta
      @wfvqrvta 10 месяцев назад +46

      agree, i'm a republican , im a independent now..

    • @KatieAubrie
      @KatieAubrie 10 месяцев назад +2

      Digging a hole? The supporters are the most loyal in GOP history. That's called improvement

    • @artgreig7069
      @artgreig7069 10 месяцев назад +20

      Same, used to be a GOP, back in 2000,

    • @GordonHowdyDoody
      @GordonHowdyDoody 10 месяцев назад +3

      I like three party system. One always lame duck.
      At present it would isolate the isolationist.
      As for house and Congress a laugh when in need of reality check . ❤"Time Warp". Sweet!❤
      😊
      I Love You Just The Way You Are
      😮
      " I Hate Myself For Loving You "
      (Joan Jett )

    • @ejkk9513
      @ejkk9513 10 месяцев назад

      ​@Conservadouche93 See that's the problem. Being loyal doesn't win elections. He barely won in 2016, and his cult has lost every competitive race since. So... I ask, is it an improvement? Loyalty means nothing when you suck at winning elections. Remember when Reagan won two landslide elections? That's never happening again.

  • @mjg239
    @mjg239 7 месяцев назад +2

    Thank you for keeping Hostel La Vista alive! Been watching it for 10 years. Love it, keep it going!

  • @Tim.Weaver
    @Tim.Weaver 10 месяцев назад +72

    "I'll take Elextracution" ⚡
    I approve this message 👍

    • @christinemalone
      @christinemalone 10 месяцев назад +3

      He could make a fortune by having a raffle for who gets to flip the switch

  • @kimclarke5018
    @kimclarke5018 10 месяцев назад +749

    “The Great White supremacist”. Yup that pretty much sums him up completely.

    • @KatieAubrie
      @KatieAubrie 10 месяцев назад

      " Poor kids are just as bright as white kids"
      Yeah, it doesn't surprise me that Biden thinks that way

    • @KatieAubrie
      @KatieAubrie 10 месяцев назад +21

      "Poor kids are just as bright as white kids"
      It all adds up now

    • @J.M.-nb4gw
      @J.M.-nb4gw 10 месяцев назад +9

      Yep pretty much 😊

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort 10 месяцев назад +21

      Orange is the New White

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@KatieAubrie Hmmm, that delicious bigotry....

  • @isurvive8251
    @isurvive8251 10 месяцев назад +69

    Yr comment on the Supreme Court is SPOT ON !!! There should b NO reason for them to hear This ABSURD argument !!!

    • @gilbertstewart8575
      @gilbertstewart8575 10 месяцев назад

      True but unfortunately tRump has four best buddies on that farce of a court.

  • @karenmbbaxter
    @karenmbbaxter 10 месяцев назад +94

    Someone else said The My pillow guy should make a My straight jacket.

    • @zzzT.
      @zzzT. 10 месяцев назад +9

      😂

    • @kanditraxel
      @kanditraxel 10 месяцев назад

      Oh, what a great idea! They could be red, and they could print "MAGA" on them, and then every dangerous lunatic in the GOP could wear them with pride!!!! I'd personally buy one for MTG!

    • @helensmith9943
      @helensmith9943 10 месяцев назад +4

      Good one!😀

    • @angelestorres6334
      @angelestorres6334 10 месяцев назад +2

      the My Orange Jumpsuit guy 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Swalker20659
    @Swalker20659 10 месяцев назад +1168

    I’m confused.
    If he is rich why does he need money?
    If he didn’t do anything wrong on January 6th why does he need immunity?

    • @GordonHowdyDoody
      @GordonHowdyDoody 10 месяцев назад +51

      He wants to cover all bases. talking points and victim
      ❤😢

    • @lindabruce4899
      @lindabruce4899 10 месяцев назад +33

      Exactly!

    • @tedtamada
      @tedtamada 10 месяцев назад +101

      And if he’s so innocent why does he keep trying to delay his trials?

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 10 месяцев назад +64

      Delay, deny, deflect! It’s all a facade also!

    • @peterlongprong7521
      @peterlongprong7521 10 месяцев назад +68

      I don't know either - it seems like ever since 2016 - the Earth has shifted into an alternate dimension.

  • @JF-cn3cz
    @JF-cn3cz 10 месяцев назад +64

    Jimmy is such a great late show comedian and news informant. I've loved watching him throughout the years and he's only gotten better

  • @maggletooth
    @maggletooth 10 месяцев назад +73

    jimmy has ALL THE BEST PEOPLE watching and writing for him! great night!

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 10 месяцев назад +106

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊🤗❤️👍

  • @sherrypatovirta2325
    @sherrypatovirta2325 10 месяцев назад +5

    Let's go FINLAND , HI TO MY FAMILY IN HELSINKI OOOPS forgot to say...HEY JIMMY love from Canada and Finland

  • @numbskulldiecastracing
    @numbskulldiecastracing 10 месяцев назад +48

    Well done Jimmy Kimmel.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 10 месяцев назад +421

    The whole world knowing what a broke deadbeat Donnie really is has got to be the most devastating outcome Donnie could have suffered. Believe me, he hates being known for what he really is way more than he would have hated actual jail time. And the icing on the cake?
    He did it all to himself.

    • @KatieAubrie
      @KatieAubrie 10 месяцев назад +13

      He broke cuz they cheat

    • @6UAXINIM9
      @6UAXINIM9 10 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@KatieAubriesuuuuuuure they do, buddy, suuuuuuure they do...

    • @GordonHowdyDoody
      @GordonHowdyDoody 10 месяцев назад +3

      Perfect delivery , send to House and Congress .😂
      🤔
      " True Colors " "Cyndi Lauper"
      😮
      He Walked On Water. ( Randy Travis)

    • @J.M.-nb4gw
      @J.M.-nb4gw 10 месяцев назад +9

      Well said and spot on 👍

    • @FreeAmericanCats
      @FreeAmericanCats 10 месяцев назад +22

      Dump Trump: Reason over Treason! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @sadiestoltzfus9798
    @sadiestoltzfus9798 10 месяцев назад +20

    Jimmy was on fire last night.👏👍

  • @dagugstsdu
    @dagugstsdu 10 месяцев назад +50

    No shark will ever bite him, these ceratures have dignity.

  • @alaskawatchers8045
    @alaskawatchers8045 10 месяцев назад +130

    🎶I owe! I owe!🎶
    🎶 It's off to court I go!🎶
    🎶 I'll appeal the case and lose again!🎶
    🎶I owe! I owe! I owe! I owe!🎶
    Trump

  • @SC-su6cn
    @SC-su6cn 10 месяцев назад +8

    JUSTICE MATTERS!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @Shea3224
    @Shea3224 10 месяцев назад +90

    Lindell, & Trump both need to seek help!! But, I doubt anyone could even help them.

    • @aa-tx7th
      @aa-tx7th 10 месяцев назад +1

      no cause they dont deserve it

    • @davidgoosen1633
      @davidgoosen1633 10 месяцев назад

      They're not Young, help is on its way for both of those

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish 10 месяцев назад +2

      Trump needs JAIL TIME, so that he can figure out that even his actions have consequences.

    • @pjmiller8632
      @pjmiller8632 10 месяцев назад +1

      Maybe in prison. They can't afford to pay for help. 😂

    • @Shea3224
      @Shea3224 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@DissectGibberish, Trust me, I agree. He needs to be held accountable for once. Trump 2024 FOREVER in PRISON!! 💯

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 10 месяцев назад +588

    He thinks he has the right to be a criminal

    • @sandyleewhite
      @sandyleewhite 10 месяцев назад +36

      And so does everyone who supports him!!!

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort 10 месяцев назад

      Not in Australia. Which is why they have no Trump Casino, allegedly (in Fact Boi we trust)
      Supposedly the australian police put the brakes on trump opening a casina due to obvious ties to organised crime - apparently
      Probably why he doesn't holiday in australia

    • @19EnglishcaucAsians66
      @19EnglishcaucAsians66 10 месяцев назад

      Nwo controls, it is new world order, i was there that is how i know.

    • @nounverbnoun
      @nounverbnoun 10 месяцев назад +13

      As a wealthy American he does. Based on his lived experience, he has every reason to believe this.

    • @yellowbox9912
      @yellowbox9912 10 месяцев назад +9

      The Habius Trumpus, in it’s natural inviroment, the court room

  • @misst1078
    @misst1078 10 месяцев назад +5

    I love Jimmy. He holds no punches.

  • @riikkaalanen3429
    @riikkaalanen3429 10 месяцев назад +44

    Thank you for congratulating us Finns - and in Finnish, too! Wow. 😆😆😆❤️

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 10 месяцев назад +6

      Many are often jealous of Nordic countries, mostly, it seems, because the people are looked after. A lot of Americans don't seem to understand that if they pay more tax, then more things can be 'free'. I'm pretty happy too, my country came in at #10 🙃

    • @janefreeman995
      @janefreeman995 10 месяцев назад +5

      We end up paying more in premiums and fees than they do in taxes and have far less to show for it. I feel that these countries gave been through so much that when the world wars were over their governing matured to take care of one another.

  • @stefanhall3219
    @stefanhall3219 10 месяцев назад +146

    The Finns are amazing people! My Finnish neighbor used to cut my grass when it got too tall unasked! He was just doing me a favor. He was very,very quiet and just an exemplarary human being!

    • @judeirwin2222
      @judeirwin2222 10 месяцев назад +11

      Exemplary.

    • @davekostka7151
      @davekostka7151 10 месяцев назад +10

      I am Eastern European and part Swedish/ I will visit there and eat well. We all need to be better. Getting rid of trump will help that.

    • @tonip879
      @tonip879 10 месяцев назад +9

      Your comment really touched me, cuz i'm Finnish and i often cut the grass of the old lady next door. Thank you🥲

    • @stefanhall3219
      @stefanhall3219 10 месяцев назад +8

      @tonip879 Yeah! Every time I would come home and find him doing this,then I would plead with him not to! He would just nod his head, but it didn't change things. The grass would grow and every week he would beat me to it. I would also catch him fixing little things around the house that I had ignored. All the time he was super reserved. He hardly ever spoke. In the end I was ashamed of myself. I discussed the situation with another friend of mine and he explained to me that this was normal Finnish behavior and nothing was unusual about it. However it was so different from Americans!

    • @Finnec123
      @Finnec123 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@michaelmega7786Get rid of your guns and 'stand your ground' first!

  • @tetaku4
    @tetaku4 10 месяцев назад +24

    As a Finn I’d like to say: Kiitos Jimmy. 🥳

    • @Naomi.Nora.Saclet
      @Naomi.Nora.Saclet 10 месяцев назад +4

      Torille😉

    • @rayomies
      @rayomies 10 месяцев назад

      Already here at Tori waiting for you...hurry up 😉@@Naomi.Nora.Saclet

    • @lemonielala3080
      @lemonielala3080 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Naomi.Nora.Saclet noniiin, etsinkin tätä kommenttia 😂😂😂😂🇫🇮

    • @teknoaija1762
      @teknoaija1762 9 месяцев назад +1

      Laittelin jo peeärrää suomelle kommentissani.Suomi on maailman ykkönen.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 10 месяцев назад +975

    With Donnie unable to find a legal way to put up his bond, it's guaranteed he's trying to find a criminal way...

    • @deniseandrews113
      @deniseandrews113 10 месяцев назад +71

      Russia, are you listening??👀

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 10 месяцев назад +70

      I'm surprised Putin hasn't already given it to him.

    • @thegames-bd6mh
      @thegames-bd6mh 10 месяцев назад +56

      He only posted his last one for the E Jean Carrol settlement after he met with Viktor Orban. This one is 5x that amount

    • @theminoritiesreportpodcast4997
      @theminoritiesreportpodcast4997 10 месяцев назад

      ​they are still likely trying to figure out how to get it to him. Likely through a third party "donation" @@michaelj.beglinjr.2804

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 10 месяцев назад +43

      ...and how he puts up the money will end up bringing a slew of new charges, completely surprising Donnie, who had 'nothing but innocent intentions, and is just more proof of a witch hunt'... I guarantee it.

  • @Blackwolf-l2z
    @Blackwolf-l2z 10 месяцев назад +58

    Why hasn't anyone told Trump to call JG Wentworth 877 cash now 🎶🎵🎶

    • @stevehensley5096
      @stevehensley5096 10 месяцев назад +5

      Because that's for people that have annuities and structured settlements and other payment streams.

    • @wetrucken1689
      @wetrucken1689 10 месяцев назад +1

      Hahahahahaaha 😂❤

    • @QDWhite
      @QDWhite 10 месяцев назад +5

      🎶I defrauded New York and I need cash now 🎶

    • @angelestorres6334
      @angelestorres6334 10 месяцев назад +2

      Do YOU or a fellow loved-one have more than 80 pending indictments ? We can help !! 📞

    • @michaeldpa1333
      @michaeldpa1333 10 месяцев назад +2

      JGW isnt that stupid!

  • @Nikabrown2020
    @Nikabrown2020 10 месяцев назад +11

    Love ya, Jimmy, keep up the trumpet playing, that’s your very finest bit. From England, with thanks 🙏😁🐕‍🦺🐕🌻

  • @paulopheim4224
    @paulopheim4224 10 месяцев назад +72

    Once again Lindell broke my BS-o-Meter

    • @jfu5222
      @jfu5222 10 месяцев назад +5

      Did you try turning it off then on again?

    • @paulopheim4224
      @paulopheim4224 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@jfu5222 lol, circuit gets blown

    • @DonFahquidmi
      @DonFahquidmi 10 месяцев назад +1

      Just a product of TDS...poor Mikey 😢

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 10 месяцев назад +674

    Why would you need immunity if you have done nothing wrong?

    • @israelcm7246
      @israelcm7246 10 месяцев назад +63

      Criminals and guilty people need immunity, and Trump is one all day long.

    • @KatieAubrie
      @KatieAubrie 10 месяцев назад +21

      Because there is mass corruption

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 10 месяцев назад +2

      Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Shea3224
      @Shea3224 10 месяцев назад +19

      @Leonaza7, Hey you're the girl who was killing, & coming through with those awesome comments tonight on Brian Tyler Cohen. Your comments are the best!! I LOVE them!! You speak the HONEST TRUTH!! Thank You!! 🗣 💯 💙💙

    • @Shea3224
      @Shea3224 10 месяцев назад +49

      ​@@tuyenle8107, Trump 2024 FOREVER in PRISON!! 🤣🤣

  • @nanettesnowden6513
    @nanettesnowden6513 10 месяцев назад +146

    Jimmy, can you please bring back "This week in Covid History" so ppl can remember how much "better" we all were 4 years ago!!! 🤞🤞🤞

    • @deborahmillette
      @deborahmillette 10 месяцев назад +5

      I lost 5 family members to COVID19 in 2020 including a sibling.

    • @kylermiles495
      @kylermiles495 9 месяцев назад +4

      Ain't that the truth?! We definitely don't need tRump in the White House ever again in our American history! He's just too much (of nothing)!

  • @r.1599
    @r.1599 10 месяцев назад +104

    Iceland is a happier place than the US, and it's currently dealing with destructive volcanic eruptions.

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 10 месяцев назад +28

      You know why they're happy? Trump's an ocean away from them and there's no way he remembers which one is Greenland and which is Iceland

    • @kriskabin
      @kriskabin 10 месяцев назад +20

      Iceland values & respects women, too. * When women are happy, everyone's happy!

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 10 месяцев назад +2

      To be fair, we have active volcanoes too. Though that's mainly just in Hawaii, which probably IS one of the happiest states, now that the whole human sacrifice thing is behind them...

    • @fsimguru
      @fsimguru 10 месяцев назад +2

      Just got back from Iceland yesterday. Never slept so peacefully in my life.

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@davidlundquist1979 Iceland has Bjork.
      North America has Dollar Store Bjork (aka Grimes)
      Iceland wins, easily 😂

  • @ViloletLightWellnessMakaiSide
    @ViloletLightWellnessMakaiSide 10 месяцев назад +24

    Good to know...We should electricute? His words, his request!!

  • @KarenMorais-z1w
    @KarenMorais-z1w 10 месяцев назад +55

    Jimmy Kimmel was born for this!!!!!!.

  • @mhe8545
    @mhe8545 10 месяцев назад +14

    Finland is a wonderful place. Great people. Beautiful country.

  • @TheJohn93226
    @TheJohn93226 10 месяцев назад +10

    Awesome show and I love Jimmy Kimmel's jokes! 😂😂💪💙

  • @edge918
    @edge918 10 месяцев назад +394

    he actually did advise the American people to drink bleach.
    Many ended up in the emergency room 4 years ago. It was terrible 😞

    • @olivasaz
      @olivasaz 10 месяцев назад +29

      It was a good start! Hopefully if there is another pandemic he will encourage them to try again!

    • @katl6426
      @katl6426 10 месяцев назад +45

      Mind you, you've got to wonder about the intelligence of someone who'd actually try it! I mean, we all grew up knowing not to drink bleach

    • @thingamabob3902
      @thingamabob3902 10 месяцев назад +41

      @@katl6426 a normal person would not have taken the cool aid from Jim Jones as well, but as cults go .....

    • @larryc6735
      @larryc6735 10 месяцев назад +6

      Garbage Show spreads hate

    • @gilbertjacobs3705
      @gilbertjacobs3705 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@katl6426 yet there was a youth "tidepod" challenge a few years ago

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 10 месяцев назад +314

    "I will take electrocution..."
    Not sure they give you a choice when you're convicted of treason, but a'ight, Donnie.

    • @EddieEads
      @EddieEads 10 месяцев назад +28

      I'd say give it to him😂

    • @texasrefugee7888
      @texasrefugee7888 10 месяцев назад +35

      He slurred electroction.

    • @michaeldiogenesbest6127
      @michaeldiogenesbest6127 10 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@texasrefugee7888 And, YOU spelled it wrong......

    • @stoppin2look
      @stoppin2look 10 месяцев назад +13

      I'd not object -- does he expect us to?

    • @peterschancel7223
      @peterschancel7223 10 месяцев назад +14

      Bad Elocution of the world Electrocution

  • @herbertholzbauer7628
    @herbertholzbauer7628 10 месяцев назад +3

    Kimmel writers out did themselves with this bit. You did not, NOT shock the world, however, simply because we KNOW HOW AWESOME YOUR CALLBACKS ARE!! Like sharks, you never stop circling. 😂 You killed it, it was a "bloodbath." THANKS!❤

  • @billiam7765
    @billiam7765 10 месяцев назад +28

    You the best Jimmy, thank you!❤❤❤

  • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
    @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 10 месяцев назад +558

    Trump is such a whiny little baby. How can anyone think he's a tough guy?

    • @KatieAubrie
      @KatieAubrie 10 месяцев назад +1

      Qassem Soleimani disagrees

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows 10 месяцев назад +37

      He wears make up. Need I say more?

    • @Something-there-there
      @Something-there-there 10 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@KatieAubrie by that reasoning then Obama is tougher than Trump...

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 10 месяцев назад

      Trump isn't just weak, he's the weakest person alive

    • @rcpilot179
      @rcpilot179 10 месяцев назад +37

      Other whiny babies love him 💕

  • @steveanquetil501
    @steveanquetil501 10 месяцев назад +119

    A former president, won't be getting any sleep tonight! $464M due Monday.

    • @ninabenavides4854
      @ninabenavides4854 10 месяцев назад +10

      😂😂😂

    • @davidmacphee3549
      @davidmacphee3549 10 месяцев назад +9

      "The check is in the mail"

    • @Zalzany
      @Zalzany 10 месяцев назад

      @@davidmacphee3549 Yeah I don't think Putin is gonna follow threw with it neither is China, they just told him so he would stop groveling to them... Sure Putin will be like "oh yeah you never lifted the sanctions on my country my bad that was one you jobs remember?"

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish 10 месяцев назад

      @@davidmacphee3549 NOBODY will believe Trump if he says that, he's lied far too many times.

    • @angelestorres6334
      @angelestorres6334 10 месяцев назад +4

      tRump : "Maybe I can write them an I.O.U. (the biglyest in history) ? , Ooh ! … smart."

  • @Columbiastargazer
    @Columbiastargazer 10 месяцев назад +2875

    trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal

    • @anthonylucero6650
      @anthonylucero6650 10 месяцев назад +20

      TDS

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 10 месяцев назад +7

      Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 10 месяцев назад +64

      @Columbiastargazer *soooo true*

    • @bicivelo
      @bicivelo 10 месяцев назад +73

      Damn. Well stated.

    • @darlinearmendrez213
      @darlinearmendrez213 10 месяцев назад +83

      Thanks Jimmy you take some of the stress away for awhile. So glad you make Trump mad. He might make it to electric shair.

  • @jamesowensii2562
    @jamesowensii2562 10 месяцев назад +5

    Slovenia is beautiful. I was happy during my visit in 2003, amid our little operation... Shock and Awe. 😂

  • @Eunicekrohn
    @Eunicekrohn 10 месяцев назад +32

    I love Jimmy glowing hearts as he always shines ✨️ ❤💯🙏👏😂

  • @ThatDamnTaurus
    @ThatDamnTaurus 10 месяцев назад +35

    That's just funny.I hope we get all the madness out. So we don't have none left for November.

    • @Allie8567
      @Allie8567 10 месяцев назад

      Get all the madness out in March so we don’t have to deal with it in November. Yes great line

  • @trinidadinternational
    @trinidadinternational 10 месяцев назад +6

    That "Hostel la Vista" game was terrific! I used to stay in hostels and met many fun travelers like Veronica and Jorge.

  • @ejjunkins9740
    @ejjunkins9740 10 месяцев назад +434

    Except 45 was charging $2 million per pardon

    • @a-a-ron6822
      @a-a-ron6822 10 месяцев назад +22

      I thought it was 5 mill? Kodiak black had to give 5 for his

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows 10 месяцев назад +26

      And Rudy was the middle man.

    • @MFTgal
      @MFTgal 10 месяцев назад

      Jared Kushner processed the pardons. Trump signed.
      Follow the $$$$$

    • @peacheswilliams4539
      @peacheswilliams4539 10 месяцев назад

      That's WHY he didn't PARDON those Jan 6th rioters before he left office..they didn't have 2 million per pardon to give.....

    • @ginadelsasso288
      @ginadelsasso288 10 месяцев назад +9

      Facts

  • @walternullifidian
    @walternullifidian 10 месяцев назад +171

    If you're happy and you know it vote for Joe! 🤣

  • @andrenoneofyourbusiness3881
    @andrenoneofyourbusiness3881 10 месяцев назад +96

    It's insane that the president can overrule the verdict handed down to a convict by a jury of their peers. This is the most ridiculous rule of American law.

    • @ronk9830
      @ronk9830 10 месяцев назад +24

      Disrespectful to jury members at its highest level.

    • @markcherry4294
      @markcherry4294 10 месяцев назад

      america was mostly run by gangs of thugs and criminals thus the president the head of the gang has to have the pardon in order to achieve thier goals and it is all perfectly leagle INsanity does not have to make sense !!

    • @terrygoyan
      @terrygoyan 10 месяцев назад

      Most presidents use pardons to right people that have been wronged by the justice system. Trump of course used it to release criminals that have committed crimes for his benefit! He is a cancer on our society.

    • @JohnWerner-te5zy
      @JohnWerner-te5zy 10 месяцев назад +3

      Pardon?

  • @PureChaos
    @PureChaos 10 месяцев назад +20

    When I go to Hollywood, I love staying at the Roosevelt. Hope to catch a Kimmel show when I am out there some time. It is right across the street after all.

    • @LucyLady1-di1nc
      @LucyLady1-di1nc 10 месяцев назад +1

      Cool

    • @malcolmxxx86
      @malcolmxxx86 10 месяцев назад +1

      that bed takes up the whole room

    • @dujikasda2451
      @dujikasda2451 10 месяцев назад

      What walking distance from chinese theatre?

    • @PureChaos
      @PureChaos 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@dujikasda2451 The Chinese Theater is across Hollywood BLVD from the Roosevelt, just to the right if facing from the front of the hotel.

    • @PureChaos
      @PureChaos 10 месяцев назад

      @@malcolmxxx86 They usually put me up in a suite with 2 queen beds when I go. I spend very little time in the room. I am usually out in the city or exploring the hotel.

  • @kendalldad
    @kendalldad 10 месяцев назад +116

    I'm shocked and devastated that last Friday came and went and no bombshell as promised for the 4,328th time from My Pillow Guy Lindell. I am, however, excited to see Trump Tower become James Tower!

    • @baxtronx5972
      @baxtronx5972 10 месяцев назад +1

      Mike was at a Hardee's and forgot.

    • @PatRyan-g6s
      @PatRyan-g6s 10 месяцев назад +1

      Maybe st James place like a monopoly name

    • @michaeldpa1333
      @michaeldpa1333 10 месяцев назад +1

      Laughs. Evangelical " End of the World" scenario.
      The seizure of the "Saviors Tower"!
      No caves left to hide in Lol.

    • @CourageKarnga
      @CourageKarnga 10 месяцев назад +1

      Poor, poor Mike. He thinks it's all real!

    • @katekat1064
      @katekat1064 10 месяцев назад +1

      I want it to be used for immigrant housing

  • @miguelbarradas9858
    @miguelbarradas9858 10 месяцев назад +15

    I never seen nothing like this, if it whose me or another normal citizen, we would be in prison on day one, nobody’s is above the law

    • @swdetroitsfinest4628
      @swdetroitsfinest4628 10 месяцев назад

      How do you figure Biden ain't in jail for his crimes so I guess the dems are above the law🤷

  • @Arcadia61
    @Arcadia61 10 месяцев назад +69

    One of the things the world is shocked about is that a person like Lindell still has an audience to speak to.

    • @donnawalker1138
      @donnawalker1138 10 месяцев назад

      I don’t watch Lindell or Tucks or Hannity. It’s so ridiculous!

    • @donnawalker1138
      @donnawalker1138 10 месяцев назад

      I don’t watch Oz either.

  • @bilo6832
    @bilo6832 10 месяцев назад +44

    I feel sorry for the intern that had to watch hours of Mike pillow to find clips of him saying “shock the world”.

    • @flowertrue
      @flowertrue 10 месяцев назад

      hope they got a bonus or something or at least a day off to go drink!

    • @michaeldpa1333
      @michaeldpa1333 10 месяцев назад +2

      Laughs! That intern is now located in an "Red Zone Insane ASYLUM
      ".

  • @ke9988
    @ke9988 10 месяцев назад +42

    SCOTUS has no business taking this case.

    • @stefanschleps8758
      @stefanschleps8758 3 месяца назад

      How do we purge the Scrotus?

    • @ke9988
      @ke9988 3 месяца назад

      @@stefanschleps8758 dissolve it

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 10 месяцев назад +23

    We love your show jimmy kimmel

  • @zeldasmith6154
    @zeldasmith6154 10 месяцев назад +40

    Jimmy is so good. It's a relief after being out in the normal world with people who talk loud, say stupid things, smoke cigarettes, and wear MAGA hats.
    One guy's hat hadn't been laundered since he bought it and he had dirty fingernails.
    He will not be invited to Mar-a-Lago to dine with his hero.

    • @samuelvimes5770
      @samuelvimes5770 10 месяцев назад

      depends on how much he is willing to pay for that dinner

    • @michaeldpa1333
      @michaeldpa1333 10 месяцев назад +2

      Laughs! Walking Dead "Cultists" Lol.

  • @tonip879
    @tonip879 10 месяцев назад +5

    Jimmy said congratulations in Finnish (Onnittelut), and i salute him

  • @byronkennedy7203
    @byronkennedy7203 10 месяцев назад +178

    Trump's shark/electricutian speech is even weirder than Herschel Walker's vampire/werewolf speech.

    • @MarilynMonday
      @MarilynMonday 10 месяцев назад +21

      *Elextrocyoooshun

    • @mmmnope7999
      @mmmnope7999 10 месяцев назад +10

      Thats such a low bar, too 😂😂

    • @SanGeet0510
      @SanGeet0510 10 месяцев назад +12

      he chooses electrocution "every single time" - not that trump-talk has to make sense, but the guy doesn't seem to have enough understanding to know that either is a one-time choice

    • @byronkennedy7203
      @byronkennedy7203 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@SanGeet0510 I'm still trying to figure out why he's in the water and why there's a battery nearby.

    • @SanGeet0510
      @SanGeet0510 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@byronkennedy7203 he's probably planning his prison escape

  • @trenthezze6688
    @trenthezze6688 10 месяцев назад +74

    Mike Lindell is an American entrepreneur, business executive, and author who has a net worth of $0. At his financial peak, Mike Lindell's net worth easily topped $100 million, and may have been as high as $200-300 million....poor lil weirdo

  • @humanhelvete
    @humanhelvete 10 месяцев назад +2

    This is officially my favorite Jimmy monologue! 💙

  • @isabellawong8744
    @isabellawong8744 10 месяцев назад +47

    Malania is having emergency meeting with her lawyer

    • @SuzannePepin-r1r
      @SuzannePepin-r1r 10 месяцев назад +5

      Melania has already left. It was her doyble next to trump.

    • @noldo3837
      @noldo3837 10 месяцев назад +4

      I wonder if Trump is looking into the papers if he can still return the mail-order bride and get all money back.

    • @samuelvimes5770
      @samuelvimes5770 10 месяцев назад +1

      for an emergency book deal

    • @angelestorres6334
      @angelestorres6334 10 месяцев назад +2

      Melania's divorce lawyer is on speed-dial 😂😂😂

    • @angelestorres6334
      @angelestorres6334 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@noldo3837 Slovenia says NO REFUNDS 😅

  • @giovanniperretta-lopes874
    @giovanniperretta-lopes874 10 месяцев назад +24

    pure gold jimmy

  • @marieann5463
    @marieann5463 10 месяцев назад +7

    Jimmy Kimmel has the best late night show on TV. He's the best. 😅

  • @1111Greek
    @1111Greek 10 месяцев назад +619

    Trump for PRISON 2024!!!

    • @KatieAubrie
      @KatieAubrie 10 месяцев назад +5

      In your misinformed dreams

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 10 месяцев назад +16

      Oh yes indeed

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 10 месяцев назад +27

      New York, do your thing.
      Georgia, you are up next.

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 10 месяцев назад +3

      Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣

    • @6UAXINIM9
      @6UAXINIM9 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@KatieAubrieooooookay, erick...

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 10 месяцев назад +855

    Lindell never stopped using his addict behavior. He just transferred his addiction from drugs to building a business then to supporting a deranged political candidate.

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 10 месяцев назад +12

      We all have our addictions, bud.

    • @flashrobbie
      @flashrobbie 10 месяцев назад

      @@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 mostly it doesn't go beyond hurting our family and friends, even for an addict this one is grandiose

    • @mrvlsmrv
      @mrvlsmrv 10 месяцев назад

      ​@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 hold my bud, bud.

    • @J.M.-nb4gw
      @J.M.-nb4gw 10 месяцев назад +10

      Yep 👍

    • @genevadixon8426
      @genevadixon8426 10 месяцев назад +34

      And extreme religion.

  • @debblanch5977
    @debblanch5977 10 месяцев назад +13

    I'm Australian. When i was a kid I badly wanted to be an American because of Disney, Kennedy, Hollywood ...
    Now i wake up everyday thanking whoever that i am Australian and live near the bottom of the world. It's good to have so much distance between us and the madness.

  • @terminallyelleofficial
    @terminallyelleofficial 10 месяцев назад +25

    Brilliant as always 👌

  • @Lesterluwu
    @Lesterluwu 10 месяцев назад +134

    Mobsters, Dictators, Trump - lock them up, throw away the key. Also, too bad Trump doesn't go boating. Trump's corrupt Justices and Judges are ready to give him absolution. Please keep up the barbs Jimmy, America needs you.

    • @kickazz999
      @kickazz999 10 месяцев назад +9

      Slobster Dementia Don need$ another loan and more favors

  • @villehytonen7279
    @villehytonen7279 10 месяцев назад +205

    Trump lost 17 points in Florida and GOP still thinks he is the winning ticket. They are out of their minds.

    • @JP-vs1ys
      @JP-vs1ys 10 месяцев назад

      it won't be enough. they are not out of their minds. this country is very big and very different. and biden is strongly disliked in many quarters. just like hillary he has misjudged the electorate...and like almost every politician believes "he alone" is our savior. Instead of getting out of the way and giving Americans a more viable choice, he is jeopardizing democracy. and for what? maybe four more years. no statesman is he.

    • @manueldaniel2654
      @manueldaniel2654 10 месяцев назад +11

      Oh I thought he lost 14 pounds not points 😂

    • @FrankAuricchio
      @FrankAuricchio 10 месяцев назад +2

      Hope it's true

    • @hannahcallow6374
      @hannahcallow6374 10 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@manueldaniel2654 you need to face reality
      Trump lose weight? What planet are you from?

    • @GordonHowdyDoody
      @GordonHowdyDoody 10 месяцев назад

      They know something we don't .
      They have God on their side. WTheith corruption on the Republicans side ,so in your face, they will steal their way to the top .if at first ya don't succeed : Try , try , again.
      ❤️"The Bear Necessities Of Trump "❤️
      ( Patrick Fitzgerald)

  • @tillwesenberg1178
    @tillwesenberg1178 10 месяцев назад +103

    Greetings from Germany. We may not be as "happy" as you, but we're definitely not as stupid! 😄

    • @michaeldpa1333
      @michaeldpa1333 10 месяцев назад +8

      You guys let your "Facist" experiment go to far.
      That wont happen here.
      At least Germany learned and forever is on the lookout for any signs of "Facism" again
      /Salute

    • @Bbenton1959
      @Bbenton1959 10 месяцев назад

      I saw how the Fascists are rising up in Germany too. Some blond woman supporting the fascists. We all have to put a stop to the Dictator wannabes. Most of us in America won't be happy until Trump is in Prison.

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 10 месяцев назад +1

      😀😉

    • @markcherry4294
      @markcherry4294 10 месяцев назад +2

      Not so fast my German friend I seem to remember a time when your country followed a leader off a cliff Like a bunch of lemmings can you guess his name ?? can you?

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@markcherry4294 Don't blame a whole nationality of people for one bad egg that wasn't even German. No name happened to be from Austria.

  • @MikeyFig
    @MikeyFig 10 месяцев назад +41

    That Myers guy NEVER blinked while repeating his memorized speach

    • @michaeldpa1333
      @michaeldpa1333 10 месяцев назад +8

      Ohio was invaded by "The Body Snatchers" a generation ago.

    • @cindyjones8284
      @cindyjones8284 10 месяцев назад

      Keeps saying this has never happened to a president before. Thank God we haven’t put pure thugs, liars, rapists, frauds… in office before. He’s not being singled out. No one is just interfering with the election or any of his rights. He’s gotten away with so much it needs to stop!!!

  • @elkhair7
    @elkhair7 10 месяцев назад +15

    Electoral college and pardons need to go away.

  • @MikeCee7
    @MikeCee7 10 месяцев назад +40

    That was a fantastic response by the Swiss girl. 15:40 “I’m on a street”. She should get the luxury hotel free, just for that answer.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 10 месяцев назад +1

      I often wonder why the winner never offers the other person the chance to share in the luck, although I guess maybe not a sensible idea when you don't know someone.

    • @robertohernandez2258
      @robertohernandez2258 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@sheilaboston7051- she was In a Hostel ..

    • @MikeCee7
      @MikeCee7 10 месяцев назад

      @@sheilaboston7051They were both staying in the LA youth hostel. It’s not like they were traveling together staying in the sane hostel room. All hostel’s have men and women in separate rooms with the multiple bunkbeds. Yeah if I won, and I was under 26, I would invite that swiss girl to stay with me at the fancy hotel. But it’s unrealistic to expect it in any other situation.

  • @lilianevanbel3123
    @lilianevanbel3123 10 месяцев назад +14

    Just found out. I am so getting that T-shirt! Not many in Belgium will know what it means, but I'll be smiling inside all the time!!!❤

  • @jimmyispromo
    @jimmyispromo 10 месяцев назад +5

    Jorge and Veronica should just share the room haha

  • @InterKELLar
    @InterKELLar 10 месяцев назад +17

    I was a nursing student at McNeese State University. They have one of the best nursing programs in the South.

    • @n40tom
      @n40tom 10 месяцев назад

      So what you're saying is being the best in the south is like being worst in the country

  • @thekelinatorable
    @thekelinatorable 10 месяцев назад +12

    From North of Spokane and still love the Gonzaga joke.

    • @dariuskool1998
      @dariuskool1998 10 месяцев назад +1

      I live near McNesse College and forget it's there at times

    • @chb2551
      @chb2551 9 месяцев назад

      Same. Though, it would be nice if he at least pronounced the college's name correctly. Though, I'm sure he's doing that for laughs too.

  • @Hil830
    @Hil830 10 месяцев назад +17

    I’m in England and when my teacher said “Donald Trump” we all bursted out laughing 😂 cuz if u didn’t know Trump=fart so we are like
    “Donald Fart”😂

  • @handzproductionz6361
    @handzproductionz6361 10 месяцев назад +111

    YO !!! He said if you think MELANIA hates him NOW wait til HE'S Broke !!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @WestOfEarth
    @WestOfEarth 10 месяцев назад +29

    Notice how that Ohio candidate for representative didn't blink once. Not once. What a psychopath

    • @tnt01
      @tnt01 10 месяцев назад +3

      I know right. Creepy.

    • @ceciledelaney5174
      @ceciledelaney5174 10 месяцев назад +1

      Noticed that!! Weird!

    • @michaeldpa1333
      @michaeldpa1333 10 месяцев назад +4

      I always though Western PA was backwards. Ohio takes the cake.
      Evangelical "Stupid"!

    • @thiloreichelt4199
      @thiloreichelt4199 10 месяцев назад

      Are you sure he is even human? His voice sounded like an endless loop. played at twice the speed.

    • @danielgregory3295
      @danielgregory3295 10 месяцев назад

      And there was no "congressman-elect"...(it was a primary!)

  • @conormadigan7829
    @conormadigan7829 10 месяцев назад +8

    Weird. Seems to be a strong correlation between best educated and happiest countries.

  • @LisaHumble
    @LisaHumble 10 месяцев назад +10

    Thank you Jimmy. A wonderful way to start the day.

  • @havable
    @havable 10 месяцев назад +54

    Reagan and Nixon both had fall-guys who thought they'd be pardoned but were not.

    • @MrReymoclif714
      @MrReymoclif714 10 месяцев назад +6

      Oliver North.

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra 10 месяцев назад +10

      But even Nixon had the decency to resign.

    • @davidhelberg6403
      @davidhelberg6403 10 месяцев назад

      corrupt republicans, name a better duo.
      maybe trump and being a traitor?

  • @valshowers346
    @valshowers346 10 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you Jimmy!

  • @adeltawfeek4847
    @adeltawfeek4847 10 месяцев назад +69

    Even the shark will say " pls select electrocution" 😂

    • @angelestorres6334
      @angelestorres6334 10 месяцев назад +1

      I'm fairly sure tRump's washed-off orange spray-on tan would act as a repelant

    • @lindaandsteffi
      @lindaandsteffi 10 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @midnighto.g7677
    @midnighto.g7677 10 месяцев назад +24

    The world has gone unshocked

  • @janusatthegate6201
    @janusatthegate6201 10 месяцев назад +7

    Pardons on demand sound VERY illegal.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 10 месяцев назад +505

    No one should have immunity especially not Trump

    • @danielchansa9375
      @danielchansa9375 10 месяцев назад +1

      Why do you hate trump

    • @thedawghouse581
      @thedawghouse581 10 месяцев назад +12

      Disliked in part because of his gigantic ego his incessant bragging. It really comes off as phony when someone born into generational wealth, with a lifetime of butler and maid service claims to be a man of the people.

    • @swdetroitsfinest4628
      @swdetroitsfinest4628 10 месяцев назад

      So Biden should be charged with all his criminal behavior that's been proven matter affect he had documents in his garage something trump was charged with so why ain't Biden being charged nobody is above the law right so that goes for everyone including dems

    • @roberttaylor9563
      @roberttaylor9563 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@danielchansa9375why do you ask that question....?
      Just asking

    • @roberttaylor9563
      @roberttaylor9563 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​. I commend you....that more respectful answer then i would give.

  • @android12921
    @android12921 10 месяцев назад +16

    "in terms of badly" should be played along, " I have the best words, and stable genius " 24/7

  • @cathyfine
    @cathyfine 10 месяцев назад +1

    Nice treat for the students, Jimmy. I love watching Hostel la vista. Can you doit again?

  • @nevermanishere
    @nevermanishere 10 месяцев назад +15

    @1:47 elecstrocusion? How eloquestrian.
    @4:40 I see this whole next part about the Trump Boys in claymation. "Just two good ol' boys..."
    @9:00 Come on and rock me Amadeus.

  • @sarahbleckman5199
    @sarahbleckman5199 10 месяцев назад +35

    I don't know but Mike Lindell's family vacation story shocked me. I do all my coke filled vacations without my family

    • @misterdoctor9693
      @misterdoctor9693 10 месяцев назад +4

      But then who will bring your head back for burial?

    • @pjmiller8632
      @pjmiller8632 10 месяцев назад +2

      Plus the whole head being cut off thing. Yikes.

  • @CJScrol
    @CJScrol 10 месяцев назад +3

    “Happiness” is a state of mind.