Trump’s Hush Money Trial Starts Monday, Ted Cruz's Tough Week & Jake Byrd at the 2007 OJ Trial
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- Опубликовано: 10 апр 2024
- The big story today was that OJ Simpson died today, Caitlyn Jenner posted about his passing, the Prime Minister of Japan was in town for a state dinner and reminisced about his time living in New York before a joint session of Congress, Trump’s porn star hush money trial starts on Monday and all of his many last minute efforts to delay the proceedings have failed, Speaker Mike Johnson and Trump are planning to hold a press conference to talk about election integrity, Meatball Ron DeSantis is planning to fundraise for Donny, Ted Cruz is having a tough week after a complaint was filed with the Federal Election Commission about his podcast, a group of anti-abortion extremists prayed in tongues on the floor of Senate chamber before the ruling on abortion, the Biden campaign launched a new program to engage the LGBTQ+ community, and as a tribute to the Juice we go back to the year 2007 when our pal Jake Byrd crashed the OJ Trial.
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You can't spell HATRED without RED HAT.
Love it! GO BLUE, calling all artists to paint this November..our wonderful country.
The red hats are useful. They just make stupid easier to identify.
🗳️💙🌊👏💥
Well done 👍 Vote Blue 💙💙💙
Nice play on words and so true 😂
3:10 how can Biden be a criminal when Trump is arguing that sitting presidents are immune?
He can't simply because he doesn't break the law. But if you want to play trumps game then IF biden were to commit a crime, he would have immunity because trump said they should all have it. I dislike trump so much he disgusts me.
So cause you can’t be brought to court or held liable that means the person isn’t guilty.
Exactly 😂
Good Point!!!
@@user-xw9lb3zc8g That was almost English. A for effort.
That footage of those freaks in the Senate chamber was freaky! Yikes.
I'd gladly take a guy with 81 years behind him over one with 88 criminal counts ahead of him.
😂😂😂😂 you liberals are hilarious
@py528 , 😮. Projecting must be a major of the Repuklican party. Congrats on being able to confirm that.
@@py528thanx,mind you compared to gutfeld mike pillow is hilarious
voting for a potato that showers with his daughter. kimmel & his fans are hilarious
@@bern2076 8 million dollars for sexual assault and defamation,your hero donnie!!!!!!!!!
Republicans should’ve voted for Bernie Sanders, so they could’ve afford the mental health care they need.
Stockholm, Sweden 🇸🇪
Bernie would’ve been the best president
@@tylerhackner9731your current one has the best record of any, but will never get credit for it because of the criminal lies pushed by trump and his fellow Putin servants
Good point!!
Ironic that you’re from Stockholm, the whole MAGA party has Stockholm syndrome!
@@Al-oe8ib wow!.. I have never read a comment that was 100% wrong..even the most uneducated of liberals get at least something right, but not you..I'm impressed.
The greatest honor I will have as a American citizen will be to vote for Joe Biden and against trump this November.
Aint no way you’re human
@@OUTLIERHXC Right back at you, BOT!!!
Joe Biden is not my idol, but Biden isn't criminally indicted by four federal and state grand juries in 4 different jurisdictions. We were taught in 5th grade Civics class that Justice delayed is Justice denied. I would be suspect of Ronald Reagan himself if he had 88 federal and state criminal indictments hanging over his head.
And I damn sure would want to know if a jury of his peers found him guilty or not guilty of crimes against the United States before the next election.
it’s a bot for sure
Ugh
Omg that prayer in tongues looked scary. We are in our own version of the Handmaidens Tale
I wonder who the interpreter was:
1 Corinthians 14:27-28 New King James Version (NKJV)
If anyone speaks in a tongue, let there be two or at the most three, each in turn, and let one interpret. But if there is no interpreter, let him keep silent in church, and let him speak to himself and to God.
I remember going to a church as a teen. My mother demanded I go… I was horrified and went home to find this passage because I knew I read it at some point during my life. The church had my mother on the stage, surrounded by 4 people. All were supposedly speaking tongues and convinced my mother she had to do so in order to go to heaven. Totally freaked me out.
So much for separation of church and state. How repugnant
It terrifies me to see cult practices in chambers of government.
Than VOTE BLUE
How was that display even allowed in the chamber? 😮
Perfectly normal in the Republican party
Absolutely
That was truly shocking and very scary to see!
The world is waiting for Agent Orange and his miserable family to join OJ!!!!!!
I don’t care about the death of OJ. Agent Orange on the other hand, I’ll celebrate for a week when he meets his demise.
😂😂😂 I'm for that!
Amen
Hell Yeah !!!
ASAP
Praying in a senate chamber. 🙄 So much for separation of church and state.
Also funny how Trump always makes fun of Biden for praying in Church.
Where you are SUPPOSED to pray.
Selling Bibles to support your failed attempt to run for President.... separation of church and state?
Is selling Bibles to try to get into a government office separation of church and state?
That Arizona scene is disturbing and if you don’t see that you’re insane.
"The President must have full immunity..." .... 2 minutes later.... "The President is doing criminal stuff, and should be prosecuted!" The man is as transparent as the Emperor's new clothes, how the duck does anyone take him seriously?
when he said 'president must have immunity', he could think only of himself.
He has zapped all their brain cells.
Trump is incapable of entertaining two opposing thoughts at once
Only people who can't think for themselves or are neck deep in his Kool Aid.
If he had his way, he’d become an Emperor, bringing down democracy, while creating chaos in the USA. Don’t forget January 6th. He wants to be King.
He
Trump is still past his jail time.
And, as far as we can tell, he's trying like hell to *stay there*. Let's not let him!
way way way way way past time
For sure.👍
It's "Trump, it's still past your jail time!"
If you or me did a small fraction of the things Trump is accused of we would be in jail and the keys thrown away a long time ago.
That whole praying in tongues in a state senate….just, WOW. America is truly Gilead.
This crap with them praying around the seal needs to be on every news channel. This crap is insane.
How bout the coke found in the white house? or hunters child porn found on his laptop?
Do this America; be proud of voting against Traitor Trump!!!
Most of us will
Always against him.
Voting against trump is a badge of Honor💙
Think strategic what other country is going thru this seriously
He is the reason we are the laughing stock of the world
Seriously look at them speaking in tongues… it’s mental. Actually mental. None of them should hold places of power EVER
Church ⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️❌➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️ State
Republicans never got the memo. Or if they did, they crumpled it up and threw it in the trash. You know, "patriots". 🙄
This scared me the most. Terrifying!!!!
Trump did warn us about people speaking languages you can't understand. I just never take him seriously.
Jake Byrd MUST stand outside at Trumps first trial. Legendary.
Jimmy and team, please speak about the threats, harassment, and firing of librarians across the country!!!!
You don't want him to talk about the journalists the Obama and Biden administration have harassed? Two of them, Sharyl Atkinson and Catherine Herridge just testified to their harassment in front of Congress. Not interested?
Why are we, as a country, going backward??? This is getting ridiculous.
I have faith that the voters will get rid of the GOP this November.
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 I truly hope so but I can't help but be skeptical since no one thought he'd win the first time.
"Getting"? It's been ridiculous for a long, long time!
@@cheriem432 Fair enough.
Treating your stupid antiquated constitution like scripture.
Signs of a psychopath
• behavior that conflicts with all social norms.
• disregarding or violating the rights of others.
• unconcerned to distinguish between right and wrong.
• extreme difficulty showing remorse, void of empathy.
• tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner.
• extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others.
• no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions while claiming ownership of the success of others.
To add to that, DSM V says sociopaths might seem charming and charismatic at first, at least on the surface, but they generally find it difficult to understand other people’s feelings. They often break rules or laws, behave aggressively or impulsively, feel little guilt for harm they cause others, and use manipulation, deceit, and controlling behavior.
I’m keeping that. Soo true!!
They apparently also don't sleep.
Now do a narcissist.
you must be talking about Trump this is him 100%
“Thank you Joe Pesci” took me tf out. I’m literally crying 😂
All Cousin Vinny was missing there were the “two yewts”.
How about “2-0 Juice” ✌🏼
😂😂😂
Me too. I was gasping for breath from laughing so hard
Each element of this segment was priceless! Well done! Hit it out of the park!
So depressing, half of America is happily giving away its democracy and freedoms to trump, whilst Ukraine is desperately fighting for theirs without the help they deserve.
It may be half of Congress, but it's not half of Americans.
@@jimijames63close to half. And that's seriously unnerving.
@@jimijames63 3/4 of the USA dont understand democracy!
Ah, the passing of the Juice... his trial was quite the media circus... but I think Donnie's trials will be the biggest clown show of all...
Where’s Hunter?
Isn't it to early to be joking about OJs death.... no 🚫
Let me guess. You're going to post the same thing on Colbert too?
@@RedPolitics1776He's in your head 24/7.
@@RedPolitics1776No evidence!
6:33 Good to see the principles of separation of church & state at work.
I have gone so far down the political black hole, I appreciate a chance to laugh at all of it. Thanks Jimmy!
I watched the Japanese Prime Minister's address to Congress. It was excellent!
I visited Japan last year, was pleasantly surprised at their sense of humour. 😊
7:01 this crap looks more like a cult ritual than a senate!
Extremely disturbing. Unbelievable, really.💙💙💙
What?! Whatta'ya mean ya fergot the dad-gum bag'a snakes?!
Because it is a cult.
They dropped their coke !
They forgot to bring the special kool-aid, unfortunately.
A justice system based on lawmakers speaking in tongues at official government functions.
Yeah that seems nice and sturdy.
Just wow....I met a few people "speaking in tounges" at a church thing and it's insane!
My daughter went to a church and they told her to practice the words. I was shocked. It was a long time ago.
Tonight you are talking about the passing of OJ Simpson, I cannot wait to watch your show when you are talking about the passing of Donald Trump!
❤❤😂
Well, that's one thing that will happen! As Ben Franklin said, the two certainties are Death and Taxes...oh...
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Anytime now please
If u have to compare urself to Lincoln and say ur better, there's definitely an issue there. If even half of this country wants this madman back in office...this world's crazy
Speaking in tongues is the height of self delusion. 🙄
Or a way to "Tell me you're a CONservative without telling me you're a CONservative." lol.
Poor Arizona.
I think religion itself is the height of self delusion and 💙🧢💙🇺🇦
The worst part is now Arizona is going to have to print ballots in whatever language that was.
Speaking in tongues is for those that are possessed or just aren’t aware of how Babylon worked
The drum roll after the announcement of Mike Johnson meeting Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago regarding "election integrity", was just priceless!😂
America show us your not corrupt And he s not above the law!!!!!
Lock him up!!
Ugh! I can't wait until they throw the book at Trump
I have a bottle of excellent champagne ready for when Chump is convicted. Of anything!
I hope it's the tRump bible.
Make All Grifters Accountable !!!
My God. America has gone batshit crazy.
25%, give or take
No, actually, Trump has gone batshit crazy. Most of us hate him.
You believe the BIG LIE. THATS CRAZY. DOMINION WAS NOT COMPROMISED.
Just in the cities. We're still sane in the rural areas.
Not all of America, just MAGA 'Murica.
Absolutely hilarious… he loved 🥰 The Juice.. and so many bought it!
Golden comedy!
I vaguely remember that guy Jake Byrd, but I'd never seen all of that. What a brilliant comedy concept!
Aww, it's so sweet what the Japanese politician said about watching the Flintstones. I loved yabadabado too😙
Aww… there was a comedian who said he had wanted to be a Flintstone when he grew up. Can’t remember who it was now.
Back when times were simpler.
Folks in Dubai may not know about Fred Flintstone, but the folks in _Abu Dhabi do..._
You mean like mtg, the Barny Rubble look alike?
FRinstonez 😂😂😂
Listening to TFG claim that Biden is now committing crimes while arguing at the Supreme Court that presidents can't commit crimes is fully mind-blowing 😂
If MAGA didn't have hypocrisy they would have nothing at all. MAGA’s tried to impeach Biden since election day so a 77 yo with an 8yo maturity level can say “they did it too” of course ONE of his charges in Hush money, Jan6th & Georgia is-Election interference lol How people STILL believe his insane rhetoric is terrifying. Not ONE Democrat testified or provided evidence to any of the grand juries that indicted him 😡 only the Best people!
Right isn't it pathetic 😂
The beauty of this case of Trump’s scheme to fraudulently influence a U.S. presidential election is that he began committing these crimes before he took office.
Shouldn't he have choked on a burger by now?😮
@@kennethvenezia4400one can hope 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
The Arizona senate chamber spectacle . . . . I thought someone dropped a contact lens 🤣 🤣 🤣
So much for the separation of church and state.
Or sanity.
Church and Taste.
those state representatives praying look like they're trying to summon a demon
Last time they did they got Kari Lake
@@rosaamarillo2110 Good one! 👍👍
They are.
No need. He’s already living in Florida.
2 Thessalonians 2
the man of lawlessness is revealed, the man doomed to destruction. 4 He will oppose and will exalt himself over everything that is called God or is worshiped, so that he sets himself up in God’s temple, proclaiming himself to be God.
9 The coming of the lawless one will be in accordance with how Satan works. He will use all sorts of displays of power through signs and wonders that serve the lie, 10 and all the ways that wickedness deceives those who are perishing. They perish because they refused to love the truth and so be saved. 11 For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie 12 and so that all will be condemned who have not believed the truth but have delighted in wickedness.
(I myself don't actually believe anything in the bible but it is amazing how these passages capture trump)
"Speaking in Tongues"
What a bunch of gibberish.
Jimmy Kimmel, Deep gratitude for your humorous truth telling. This country needs you. Please keep up the good work.
Why is Jimmy Kimmel making fun of the African American community?
There needs to be a system where at some point if your lawyers keep delaying at every chance, we have to keep the suspect in custody until the trial ends.
Right now, in the next world, a white Ford Bronco is trying to outrun the devil.
Lol
Love it!
Him and Nicole
There's a special place in hell....and he's there now.
At a blistering 40 miles per hour.
What happened to separation of church and state? There should be a lawsuit .
What happened to the separation of Trump and Melania? Now THAT should be a lawsuit!
Even if God was real, he wouldn't be allowing this...warm and kindness is one of the teachings, and forcing ppl to believe in something is not showing that. And no one can judge for God but he himself. These are some of my thoughts...
This will likely cancel out. There's at least as many praying for the exact opposite to happen, from those in the religion, as those people on that floor. Alas, no lawsuit will likely come from this. It will be up to the voters to stop it.
It does show how important it is for history to be maintained, as true problems, and true causes for much death and suffering are forgotten. So what ends up happening, as displayed here, are people who think they are solving a problem when in truth are introducing a far worse problem. Because nobody, in their circle, is around to tell them all what happened, in the past, that caused the decision to be made in the 1970s.
Time to tax the cults! ALL of them!!!
Isn't it in the constitution? Separation of church and state???
That "O.J.'s favorite drink is Slice" joke has layers LOL.
Total violation of separation of church and state!!
Ladies in November we can sing, "🎶Take that Law and shove it! You ain't working here no more!🎶! 💙
There’s a spoof song/video in there somewhere…
“He is a criminal” he is literally in court arguing presidents are immune from crime 😂
They *have* to be! Otherwise, Chump is bigly doo doo!
While accusing president Biden of being a criminal 😂😂😂
and yet no one has said that to his face...
No one ever accused Donald of being a smart man. No one living in reality, that is.
@@cheriem432Sir Chump💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Jimmy, you are on fire! Love your show. Refreshing to see someone with ballz tell it like it is!
In Arizona drooling on the floor… wonderful. Thanks geesh
Wow! My jaw hit the floor watching those crazies in Arizona praying on the floor. That’s freaking creepy!
Should be illegal. Hmm, it actually is, right?
Welcome to arizona...first time?
Is full.of crazies out here , if it wasn't for us immigrants , this state would've become an extremist taliban like state way way more than it is 😅
Christian Nationalist working out their Christian Sharia laws including how to pray.
American Taliban
Praying was one of the most beautiful things, it’s weird to those that don’t have a realationship with Jesus Christ and he’s on his way back for his people
What was the "trial of the century" in the 90's has now become simply the "trial of the week".
Pretty much every decade of the twentieth century had a "trial of the century." 🙂
I totally remember. I was 19
Danke from Germany. The best coming from Amerika this is it.
Why the hell haven’t I seen more of Jake Byrd?!
Were those folks on the floor doing a seance?????!!!! What is happening to our human race!?!?!
Your human race. That's not happening anywhere else.
Our Aussie ex-PM was a happy-clappy, but if even a smell of something like this had happened they would have all been gone by the next day. Some of those southern states have some serious problems.
@@lenawagenfuehr53. So you aren’t human? Not sure if you understand how speciation works.
That was the weirdest thing I've seen in a long time! What happened to the separation of church and State??!! These people have definitely been indoctrinated into the cult. God help the USA 🇺🇸 🗳️💙
These people have always been around, decades of erosion of education systems and voter apathy and not showing up votes these psychos in.
Oh my God I have lived in az my whole life. These people are crazy. So embarrassing. Az wasn't even a state when this law passed.
Get out while you can!😳
To alienate it's ppl and take away rights from it's citizens and making it a crazy town...
And women weren’t even allowed to VOTE
Omfg I thought this “Jake Byrd” ‘07 special was fake until the news clips!! I’m dead
Great content. Keep it up Jimmy
That’s rich- calling Biden a criminal.
Right 😂
So fair
Projection
Pure narcissism
It is not Biden that has umpteenth criminal and civil trials looming. It is the orange man himself.
That Arizona clip was freaky. Wow.
The really problematic thing is, it wasn't comedy. The best thing is, how many people wouldn't have seen that if not for Jimmy?
Evangelicals have lost their damn minds!
Jake Byrd is my favorite liw key comedian - between these remotes and Windy City Heat, he is an absolute legend.
I find that news can come in various ways. And this is one way. thanks Jimmy
What happened to the separation of church and state?
Kimmels jokes of politicians are terrific.😂
So funny. The bit with Biden for Hays was hilarious.
Oh yes, y'all love to make fun of all those on the right side of the aisle. But how dare if you make fun of Biden, Obummer, or any other Marxist reprobate politician on the left.
Those comical sound effects from the band on mention Trump antics we're hilarious!
The Jake Byrd segment was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
We need Jake Byrd to stand outside the Trump trials. Do it for AMERICA.
🙏
The problem is there are already 100s of Jake Byrds at Trump events.
😂😂 Jake Byrd is my Hero 🇺🇸🫡
Yes have him stand outside the Dumpy trials that would be totally awesome please do it
Lock him up lock him up!!
What happened to The separation between church and state? Watching that pray meeting in Arizona is frightening.
Also what happened to smaller government the right used to always say they want. Now they,re in our bedrooms, in our religious beliefs etc.
@@tripp2 Attacking corporations like Disney. There is nothing worse than big government interfering in the free market.
Arkansas? Don't you mean Arizona? It was really creepy, though.
Remember that Ms. Bobert (R-Co) wants "the church" to tell the govt. what to do. She failed to say which church....
They weren't even praying in tongues! They were just laying there like babies yelling "ba ba ma ma... bottle ma ma!" 😂😂 fake, theatrical crap.
This was one of the best intro's
This was lit!
Jimmy was on fire!
Can’t wait for him to go to jail and can never work for the government again and again. I’m going to pray 🙏🏼 that he doesn’t get a chance ever in office. He’s too dangerous to the country.
Never gonna happen. It has taken this long to even get a trial date...
@@lenawagenfuehr53I think sadly this is true.
Vote!
I mean how is he dangeous when we've already had 4 years of him which were chill or no?
What are you talking about? He did a phenomenal job when he was in office and look at how badly Biden has screwed thing up. Only people who hate this country would vote Biden.
I am ready for Monday🎥🎬📽📺🍿🍷😄
Hope they run a Law and Order Marathon all weekend in preparation for Trump v. Manhattan
I love you late night guys! Nothing about Trump makes me laugh until I listen to you!
I just fell in love with the PM of Japan. Thanks, Jimmy.
What a hoot he was!! She's darling too.
Nice to hear a political figure say “yabba dabba doo” on purpose.
easy, he is the only normal person in congress!
but just for a few hours!
The way he makes the joke and then smiles waiting for everyone to join in on the laugh was beautiful. Kashida 2024!
He was endearing. 😊❤
The holy rollers on the floor praying .
Something right out of the dark ages.
Dropped their cocaine !
As a Christian, I’m so embarrassed. Their craziness is having me thinking about converting to Islam!
These people are off their meds
This is the better Jimmy!
Jake Byrd's "commitment to the bit" was pretty amazing.
Surprised they let him get that close to the mic back then
Legend!!
The glove fits now.
And his fav stabbing hat!
It would be hard to take life without Jimmy, but I am willing to try!
The look on the guys face when he repeats "he drives American" is priceless.
Who are these highly respected legal scholars?
Trump hasn't substantiated a claim in his life.
The ones in his head with whom he talks a lot.
Disbarred lawyers.
Jimmie is the first one to show that floor circle group praying or whatever that was in their courtroom. THAT is very disturbing to me.
Disturbed people who prepared in a nearby, Ali, huffing, snoring, smoking and drinking whatever they could get into themselves… Time for intervention… Anybody remember the separation of church and state?
Best monologue ever!!
Crazy! Pray quietly ...
OMG! I love the Flintstones!! "Yabba dabba do!" translates into "Far Out!". ❤
No. It loses a lot in translation. I know. I'm fluent in four.
Yabba-daba-do is fine as is.
Kinda like Yahtzee! It has its time and place.
Bonsai!
😂 I thought it translated into “where’s the dog?”
I love Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
Arizona lawmakers are in violation of the establishment clause.
Arizona is like Florida crazy, minus the beaches
Do you know people in Dubai don’t like the flintstones but people in Abu Dabhi dooooooo!!!
😂😂😂
A bad day for Ted is a good day for….well, basically everyone else.
Yeah about time
Nothing like the separation of church and state......