Trump Yells About Golden Showers, Biden Turns 81 & Kelce Brothers Face Off on Monday Night Football
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- Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2023
- The Kansas City Chiefs & the Philadelphia Eagles go head to head on Monday Night Football and the Kelce Brothers face off, President Joe Biden pardoned two turkeys in honor of Thanksgiving, we play a game in honor of his 81st birthday, the MAGA troops rallied in Iowa to see their Orange Jesus in the flesh, and Guillermo goes full-on Formula one at the Las Vegas Grand Prix.
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Don't screw up democracy America...
Sincerely,
The World 🌎
☮️ 🌎🌍🌏
As your upstairs neighbours, please keep the orange blowfish away from the WH. ❤️🇨🇦
@@peforster6725 orange blowfish 🐡 lmfao
@@peforster6725Make room, some of us are moving next door if nutcase gets in 😊
@@peforster6725we have our own pee pee.. I wish they would stop sending their "not best" up here. Lol.. we have become quite whiny
I'm sick of the age BS. The question is can he do the job. He has done a great job so far. Knock off the age BS. Do you want to elect Trump@!°°°
You have 2 different questions
Especially since the Cheeto is only like 4 years younger than Biden. So who cares?!
Name one good thing he has done. He’s putting America in even more debt, he’s completely ignoring the border crisis. He’s sending hundreds of billions of dollars to Ukraine whilst Europe pays virtually nothing. Also he’s corrupt and tries to rig elections.
Get used of it cause trump is gonna win😂
Guillermo is naturally funny, and his good nature is infectious. Glad Jimmy found him years ago, changed his life. Great addition to the show.
Laughed when he started ticking off the local freeway code names - a time-honoured skit in anything motoring related since before Monty Python.
Happy Belated Birthday Mr. Biden. You got my VOTE in 2024. Go BLUE 💙💙💙💙💙
Lmfao
I'm 80, and I feel great! Don't understand all the hullabaloo about Biden's age. A number isn't about who you are.
Or how mentally unstable you can be at only a few years younger!
It was never about his age. He always was a fool
😊 absolutely
live long & prosper ❤
The owners of the media conglomerates want their tax cuts, the personalities, not journalists, want to make it 'exciting'! We want a sane competent person to run the country not take it over like it's his playpen.
These media morons aren't acknowledging the fact that The Traitor will shut them down & arrest those he doesn't like. He's already said it, in public, but they either don't believe it or think it's a joke.
The Traitor is a national security risk.
@@lenawagenfuehr53 how's that, give examples.
Happy Birthday, President!! 🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂..... You have been a great President!!!!! Thank You, for being so gracious..... 👍👍👍.... 🌹🌹🌹....
Riight!! He wants to spend all our money on Israel buying them more weapons than they need instead of investing on US citizens.
The statesmanship and presidential decorum that Biden has demonstrated is what our future leaders should aspire to. The endurance, and sacrifice, that his job takes is considerable.
💙Term Two - 2024💙
These remarks are AI generated because no one says sleepy Joey is great. Lmao
@@bullcobra1712 EXACTLY !
@@hemlockVape STOP SNIFFING THE GLUE !
Trump as a turkey trying to get a pardon from President Biden dang near took me out from laughter 😂. HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂 PRESIDENT BIDEN 🎉 PLEASE BLESS US WITH 4 MORE GREAT YEARS OF WINNING!!! 💙💙💙💙
In reality though, NO PARDON! He belongs in prison!
@@sharonrichards7656for what? Being anti Trump?
Four more years of corruption will allow sleepy Joey to get more money from China and Ukraine. Thanks for supporting Trump.
Love the REAL PRESIDENT, President BIDEN! Voting for you President Biden, Massive Blue Wave in 2024!
Happy Birthday 🎂🎉 President Joe Biden!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Wtf is biden
Nice to have a patriotic president like Joe biden💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@@eimisavageofficial9196 President of the United States of America 🇺🇸 👏
@@eimisavageofficial9196wtf r u ?🤨
Growing old is a privilege..not all ppl get to enjoy that privilege 😊
Happy Birthday🥳 President Biden! Stay strong. We need you 💝
Lets all hope that Trump has his next birthday behind bars !
Who are you writing to? Biden doesn’t read YT comments
@JohnDoe-lv4mga comical tragedy 🎉
@JohnDoe-lv4mg a course in how to write english real good !!
Guillermo rules !!! Always enjoy his segments -- lift me up !!!
Age is just a number. Glad to have a Biden , wise man, I am with you! 😎
the wise men weren't young, experience with age
I mean they're like 4 years apart so I'd definitely rather have the old white man who can form sentences and thinks nazis are bad...
No he doesn't think Nazis are bad he's reading straight out of Hitler's playbook with a spln on it he added some of his madness with it equals TROUBLE!
These comments are written by pranksters.... Glad to have $8 a gallon gas too?
@@pingpong9656 the President doesn't control gas prices. Look at the oil industry and how much profit they made during the "shortage" at the start of the war when they hiked prices up..
“Golden showers…” 😳
A CLASS act, that Donald. 🙄
What a great post!😂
Yeah, kindergarten maybe... 🤔
I love Guillermo. And I love Jimmy for spotting Guillermo's talent and giving him such a chance. Best sidekick ever!
A GOP Trump rally sounds like a visit to crazyland. I'd rather have a sane president, thank you. Happy Birthday to Joe. We are grateful for you every time we get the news.
Happy Birthday President Joe Biden!!!....and many more! 🍧🎂🎁🎊💙
worst president ever, ruined the damn country.
Jimmy, did you ever, in your wildest dreams, think the term "golden showers" would be in the same sentence with "President of the United States"? How low we have fallen!
Look at the mouth it came out of, though. Are you really that surprised?
El Trumpo says he doesn't know what golden showers are. That shows he is losing his marbles because Stormy herself explained it to him....
🏴🍻🍻🍻Golden showers 🤬Golden brown
Mr. President! Thank you for who you are! An American leader leading the World! Many blessings in your Birthday!!!
You must never watch the news or you’d know about sleepy Joey incompetence
Trump and Melania speak to each other? I doubt that.
Travis has to sit at the kid’s table. Happy Birthday, President Biden. I would take you at any age rather than that Orange thing.
Exactly 💯🥳
You’re obviously not very bright. How’s your inflation?
Me too.
Hang in there grandpa Joe. Will vote for you again. Don't sweat the polls. Means nothing .
My sentiments exactly.
I don't understand. How is Trump even still on the table? Why is there even a choice? It's old versus evil! Choose old every single time!
🎉🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE PEOPLE'S PRESIDENT 🎈🎈!!!!! , my mother is 89 and , she will be voting for him .....
Maybe Hunter can send you some of his corrupt money from the Chinese.
Happy Birthday President Biden 🇺🇸
President DEMENTIA! Get it right!
@@RedPolitics1776 You are the reason lead paint was banned.
@@shane864🤣👍🇺🇸🌊
🥳🤩😂
Orange republin...gers are in full force tonight, lol
81, he's active, smart, sane, tells jokes, is decent, does his best .... thank you President Biden for winning the election. I am serious. I'm thankful he agreed to run for president, and I am thankful he won. I do wish we could some how stop focusing on Mcdonald trump so much because that is what he wants, good or bad, attention, just any kind of attention. Not sarcasm, just down to earth, common sense truth.
Amen!💙🇺🇲🌎
Couldn’t agree more!
Trump is so far behind he actually thinks he's leading
❤
How brainwashed do you have to be to tell yourself that and believe it? My 74 year old grandma who voted for him knows he’s not fit for the job due to his mental deceleration
Don't ever lose Guillermo. He's hilarious, and you guys are awesome together.
The Guillermo at the Las Vegas F1 Race story was great. Nice to see the drivers and Team managers have a sense of humor even though they must be tired of press obligations.
81 years is still less than 91 felony charges.
Lol, hope trump gets more than 81 years
Than your delusional. Biden just hasn't been arrested like his son. Trump will be President. Say goodbye to the old man.
Good One, America 😅🇺🇲💯
Mic drop!
The corrupt witch hunt continues.
Guillermo is just to funny! 3 stars for the Uber driver!
Guillermo is gold😂
I love Joe's sense of humour and his adorable laugh.
Guillermo you’re so funny and so lucky.❤❤❤😂😂😂
Mostly lucky...
He definitely got a job parking the right cars.
“I give you 3 stars” lol
BIDEN 2024! MAKE REPUBLICANS CRY AGAIN!
The people who STILL support and advocate for Biden are MORE lost than he is! 😹😹🫵🫵
I'm in 💙😎👍
2024 golden showers
They never stopped
@@MyboogerwontSurrenderare you sure, I'll wait
🎉Happy birthday, President Biden! Thank you for leading our nation through the recovery from Maga madness.
He is not going to see your comment, genius
Nap Time
lol go cope
Happy birthday to the most successful President of the USA since Roosevelt. My respect for your President.
put down the crack pipe
Happy Birthday Pres. Biden2024❤U.S. 81M+ Strong.
81 years old and no felonies 🎉
Exactly.
Fewer than 91 indictments, also or is it 5 and 91.
Yup that can be accomplished when your rich
Give it time
None because Biden has mastered political corruption
Also, maybe have some actual standards beyond just no felonies
Well, we almost forgot about the golden showers. Thanks for reminding us, Trump! 🤮
I hadn’t forgotten. It’s one of the reasons I can’t stand him.
Trump just gave Joe Biden a political birthday present 😅
Thanks for reminding all of your shenanigans and ties to Russia. Showers are ok if for the golden calf aka false god
oh, the pee-pee tapes are real .... you can bet on it.
Pretty sure he's back into them... have you seen the colour of his hair recently? It's incredibly yellow.
Best Guillermo bit yet! He may have almost passed out in that car, but he's still fighting to pass the bar... 😂
Guillermo's Formula One stint was his best ever! I laughed and laughed, then watched it over again and still laughed. I just about spit out my drink when he blew off Paris Hilton.
Happy birthday Mr President ❤🎉💋
I think Biden should make fun of his age by saying, "I'm 21 years old, with 60 years of experience!"
😊☆☆YES☆☆😅
He needs to take it way out there - like claiming to have worked across the aisle with Lincoln, or bc taken riding lessons from Teddy Roosevelt.
Guillermo is a real gem! He's so versatile and good natured. We all laugh, but we're laughing WITH him
“I belong at the bar!” Excellent segment
Honestly I wish I had a father/uncle/grandpa/FRIEND like Joe Biden. I’m glad he’s in the White House. I’ll vote for him again. Happy birthday Mr President. 🎉
My grandpa told me family stories when I was 14 and doing a family tree for history class. I was sad that he died a year later from a head injury after falling off a roof while doing repairs. If you read this, no sympathy needed. Just celebrate life by listening to or sharing your stories.
Grands are great to have in your life
@@bettyjones113absolutely. Glad you got to hear his stories while you could! ❤
I was telling my incredible war-hero pilot grandpa's story to a friend just today 😊
Right?! I don't know why people hate on him so much! I liked him as VP, I like him now. He gaffs sometimes, but he's human, he genuinely cares, and he's freaking funny! That's relatable.
@@karieschaff6332probably because of his policies?
This must be satire
The back of Guillermo's race suit said "How's My Driving?" 😂😂😂
I love Guillermo he just cracks me up😂😂😂😂❤
Best Guillermo segment ever, love that dude 👏✌️
My dad died at 90 after a stroke, and he still made more sense than Trump.
Sorry about your Dad ,rip.
Vote for my president...joe bide. Forever
Cool dad! 💙💙💙
If trump had or does have a stroke, will anybody notice? Or maybe his cognition will improve😮
A boiled turnip is smarter than Don the Con.
"The effects of climate change are real and must be acted on."
"I'm not into golden showers."
Who are YOU going to vote for?
i mean the man went on a crusades against windmills , and they still voted for him ...
He’s so damn weird, right?! The alternative reality show just gets stranger & stranger🗳️💙
He was always strange he's friggin ORANGE!
Easy: The brainwashed by the golden shower will vote for Trump.
Peple from reallity who want to see action for Biden
the guy who would be the best on 'dancing with the stars' ...
(which you can vote on too)
Guillermo is the best. Funny as hell
Guillermo is national treasure 😂
Younger than Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr!!
Happy Birthday President Biden! Let’s get this done one more time! Biden 2024!🕶🇺🇸
Bidan is facing treason charges for all his corruption. Enjoy the show.
Please no, for the sake of his health, just let the man retire already 😭😭
@@millenniumal5927 Well, unfortunately the only other option is the biggest con artist in world history, who is currently on trial for his life! Joe was 77 when he entered office - most people retire at 65. So that's a non-issue. There's nothing wrong with Biden's health other than simple 'old age'. Trump is only 3 years his junior. Don't be an ageist, that's not politically correct.
Love love love our grest President! Happy Birthday Dear Joe!
Guillermo’s driving clip was fantastic! He’s the best sport!
I like joking about how our ancient artifact of a president is still better than the last doofus
Thanks that he has experience& wisdom and surrounds himself with staff who works and thinks instead of being lapdogs and kitty kuddlers.
@bettyjones113 *kiddy but you're right
@@LindaC616nah definitely kitty cause they were all p🐱s
Describe one thing Trump did wrong, and one thing Biden did right. Im waiting.
@@FredJacobs-ql4mq we don't have to. The federal government did it for us
It's fn crazy to even think about Trump being our president!
Something wrong with your thinking. But I am just discovering that a lot of people don’t care about preserving democracy. See 1933 Germany
Well I don't like him either but unfortunately it looks like he's going to be.
@@jsully8076
You are sadly mistaken 😮
@@jsully8076Trump lost by 7 million votes last time.
It’s completely crazy to imagine that someone who was the President , could be the President.
I love the new “Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live” addition!!! Yall are making great entertainment!! 😎✨
Me too!
Happy Birthday Pres. Biden! Grateful to have a good, honest, effective president in office, not an orange, seditious criminal.
Well he is effective indeed , alltho what kind of effect...... without the ukrain war money from selling weapons he litteraly put USA so huge deep hole , in the very moment the UK war finished USA will go bankrupt :D and dont forget the crazy "identify as machine-machine" and mass looting culture whats happening in the USA or the litteraly failed Healthcare system at point that nurses and doctors not getting paid or getting paid with delay.... not even talking about the daily shootings and many other huge problems
Happy Birthday Mr. President Biden,and many more, thank for being a real President for all people, being what a President should be presidential
Biden’s not going to see any of these comments
Happy Birthday President Biden 🎉 May you have many more 🎉Thanks for all that you do for our Country 🎉❤
What exactly does he do ? 💀
Hi Jim FROM AUSTRALIA. Perfect Satire mate. I actually watched the Trump speech which was 'Golden' or mentioned Golden. I didn't know if I was losing my mind by what Donald said. Thank you for pointing it out in such a Clever way. A Nice Touch by Donald, in front of Teenagers at a School Gym, A 'Lovely story of Hookers and Golden moments, Just what the Youth of America needs, Funny stuff Jim, Thanks!! Happy Birthday President Biden, From Australia and what I see, A Class Act.
Guillermo and I react the exact same way to being in the Formula One car.
Happy birthday Mr. President.
The party of “personal responsibility” is too cowardice to take personal responsibility
Fact!
Oh they only want personal accountability when it’s someone darker or who has a uterus.
And this is who the Machiavellian Republicans want as a president? Someone who can't remember who's President? Biden or Obama? Please Trump in this state of mind is dangerous, and this is a man who wants to usher in authoritarianism! People better wake up fast!
Well said! The party of blame is the truth!
Honey, the correct word is COWARDLY.
thanks Jimmy and thanks Joe, happy bday
I Love Our Real American President Joseph R Biden... Happy Birthday Mr. President 💙🇺🇸❤️.... Jimmy you are a star ⭐✨
He's younger than my parents, and I'll still vote for him at his age. Vote blue 💙
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉🎉 dear president Joe Biden!. Thank you for being one of the best POTUS. Gladly voting for your second term.
Happy Birthday Mr Biden from Australia 🎉❤
Happy birthday Mister President 🎉🎈,i wish you many more good years to come 🙏.
Joyeux anniversaire Monsieur Biden. Merci pour vos engagements courageux.
That Yoda impression was so cringy. "Help him, you can. Caucus for him you shall." What a caucus-sucker 😂
The Dork Side!
Yes it was. 😬🙄The cringe was off the scale, even for a Star Wars fan.
I’d rather watch the Stars Wars Christmas Special than sit through that again.
@hopsiepike I'd rather sit through the Holiday Special, the whole sequel trilogy, *and* season 3 of The Mandalorian than listen to that again!
I'm Candian, so cannot vote, but only plead that Americans vote for anyone but orange world joke
It must feel like living in the upstairs apartment over a crack den. I'm so sorry! I can't believe how screwed up we've gotten.
@@retriever19golden55
it didn't start in america and it definitely hasn't been limited to america -- these crazies are causing trouble in a lot of places, including canada.
When Donald talks about going up to his wife to convince her he didn't do the golden shower thing, he says, "Actually, THAT one she didn't believe because (I'm) a germaphobe..." In other words, she DID believe the other accusations of his philandering and misogyny.
Guillermo at F1 is 100% wholesome content. Winning!!
Happy birthday President Biden and thank you jimmy for a great show like usual!
cringe bro. maybe they would take you out for a date together?
I'd rather have Joe Biden at 81 than the Trump at 78.
Me tooooo 💙💙💙
TOTALLY. Biden/Harris 2024
Same 😂
I'm with you on that.
Biden is old but listens to his advisers. Rump at any age is slithery and a cheater.
One of Guillermo’s best segments ever!❤
Love the Formula One skit w/Guillermo!
Happy birthday Mr. President..🎉
Older than the orange 🤡, and *still* doing a better job than he ever did.
How deluded you are…:
Delusional goes both ways you just keep hearing the words of a hatemonger DEMON45 IS HIS TRUE NAME
@@bigkaris912
Not as Much as YOU.......SHEESH
whacko!!!!!!!
Okay Trumpanzee.😉@@redrum2267
Great episode. I laughed until I cried 🤣. Guillermo, I like driving fast, it's pure pleasure. I once participated in rallies, not as a driver, but as a co-driver. Regards.
I love Guillermo so much. Funniest part of this clip.
As soon as he mentioned "the jedi master" Im pretty sure disney lawers were pulling another piece of paper out of the "cease and desist" drawer lmao and then when he referenced "the dark side" the mouse was putting on his brass knuckles lmao
THE " HOUSE OF MOUSE" DOES NOT PLAY...😮
Happy birthday, President Biden! Can't wait to vote for you again! Guermo is too cute!
Trump probably thinks a golden shower is a shower you add butter to!
And this is who the Machiavellian Republicans want as a president? Someone who can't remember who's President? Biden or Obama? Please Trump in this state of mind is dangerous, and this is a man who wants to usher in authoritarianism! People better wake up fast!
Looking forward to paying $20 a gallon under Bidan! And eggs will be $10 an egg.... so much to look forward to with Bidan! I love it.... can't wait. I;m also really looking forward to reparations for random people and the open border will bear so much fruit. Just too much incredible stuff! I think with the right election staff, we can get Bidan to 91 million this time. Woohooo!
@@pingpong9656who tf is Bidan?
@@Mimi-cq4bg Leader of the Marxists (who are no longer LIBERAL in any sense of the word)
What a treasure Guillermo is! 🤣
Age is not a disease, it is wisdom and lots of experience. Joe has top quality. Lifetime experience. ❤🎉🎉
Happy birthday mr president ❤️ 💙 4 more years president biden he will relected again
Happy Birthday 🎂 to you! Happy birthday 🥳 to you. Happy birthday 💝 to President Biden! Happy birthday 🎈to you! 🎁 God Bless you Mr President. 🎉🎊🪅🎀🍰
Happy Birthday Joe, a man who thinks about the people he was elected to represent! ❤
Guillermo is one of the luckiest guys in the world. He got such a break -- but he made the most of it. He's got great comedy chops.
Happy Birthday Mr. President! Thank you for all you've done for us!!!
Raising gas prices lmao
Which is NOTHING !
Guillermo is a gem!
That Guillermo sketch was golden! omg I was laughing hard...
Biden rocks.....81. Even better. Wisdom is important. ❤
I didn't know there was anything in Guillermo's blood besides Tequila! 🤣
Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch. Yeti never minds.
😂
Happy Birthday to the greatest President that ever lived for the ppl!
Thank you Jimmie for Guillermo! Love you two!