The creature had an uncle who taught at MIT. He died 40 years ago. That's the extent of the creature's "relationship with MIT." ( other than the fact that the creature, on several occasions, has misspelled M.I.T. )
The only thing that pisses him off is teleprompters. Teleprompters and democracy. And human rights. And paying his debts. And honesty. And accountability. And justice. And minorities. And…
I just received my veterans against Trump t-shirt. Excited to start wearing it out. I can't wrap my head around why any veteran would ever like or even vote for this man after what he has said and done concerning veterans and the military.
@@tiffparz8749 In case you don't know, Trump has convinced himself that he has a great brain because his uncle John was a professor at MIT. Just some typical self back-patting babble from Emperor Small Hands.
My uncle goes to MIT and all of a sudden I am smart ? My Goodness does people listening to this in the crowd understand the level of insanity this man has ?
"Do you understand that you will be prohibited from associating with anyone with a criminal record?" Does Trump even know anyone WITHOUT a criminal record?
Indeed. And the Closer Looks are so concise and on point. Thank you Seth for saying everything that needs to be said about a topic. It helps soothe me knowing that I’m not the only one seeing the insanity
I find it especially funny that he's always ready to take the piss out of himself when warranted. The rare time he misses a line or mispronounces a word, he will turn his mistake into an improvised bit of self-deprecation. It's the kind of thing that Trump is inherently incapable of. I feel like he made a deal with the devil decades ago, but the devil collected early and Donnie's been an empty shell ever since.
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Definitely are. They definitely exist. Stupid is an understatement. The stupidest questions. Dumbest of the dumb. Next he will be screaming about how the earth is actually flat. I could see him doing that. Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺
Yep, it's beautiful isn't it? A heavy boat sinks... eek!! Damn how do those oil tankers ever mange to navigate the seas? It's a mystery. But if you ever want a stable genius to advise you on physics, d'Trump is your man.
I don't know what would be worse, his revealing his own thoughts, or someone else telling him what to say, but I much prefer hearing his own thoughts, because he can't hide that his mind is going away.
I like how he claims he hasn't used a teleprompter, when there is one in frame with him. Not to mention a lot of his verbal flubs, like airports in the American Revolution, are because of his poor reading skills when trying to read a teleprompter.
His same speech about the shark at the Iowa rally in October of 2023 didn't include MIT. Must not have been in the teleprompter script, yet, at the time.
The creature thinks all boats sink " because of their weight". If the Titanic never struck an iceberg it would have sunk anyway ( because of it's weight) The creature should be arrested and charged with "a shark and battery"
As someone who has had to crawl around in a boat hull, refilling the DISTILLED WATER in a boat's batteries, I can testify firsthand, boats already have batteries! Same as the battery in a gas car! And, shockingly, a sea vessel's batteries are perfectly capable of withstanding water!
The guy who says he doesn't need a teleprompter and makes fun of Biden and Obama for speaking with a teleprompter just spent several minutes complaining about his teleprompter not working. SMH.🤦♀
And electrocution sharks. Also talks about what a great guy Hannibal Lector was, windmills killing birds and whales, and how his toilet can't handle his massive dumps. He makes Herschal Walker's werewolf speech sound illuminating and thoughtful. Biden has problems with a speech impediment, tRump has issues with a brain impediment.
Not only complaining about the teleprompter but he was dissing the working people who try to make that stuff work for him at every stupid rally, and he's too lazy to take the time to practice reading the goddamn teleprompter or working the people who run the thing for the moron that moron!
He's done this several times. I'm a genius because I passed a dementia test, I'm popular because I won the election, birds are weird because windmills kill them. It's just insane ramblings from an old man who needs an orange vest
If you had an uncle who was a prof at MIT, it makes you smart enough to be the only person to question the odds of being electrocuted when your boat sinks during shark week. That's how eugenics works.
The only people outside that rally who'll see that story are liberals who already aren't voting for him, because right-wing media will never play the clips that make him look bad.
Instead of taking statements literally when it suits you, you should try to figure out what he meant when he said what he said. Trumps own actions as president getting us ALL in better shape than we are now, is proof that he does care about us all.
@@Bitdog4U When trump left office, we were storing corpses in reefer trucks. He added 8 trillion to the debt. He alienated our allies and sucked up to Putin. Your idea of "better shape" is idiotic. And why do we have to interpret "what he meant?" If he can't communicate clearly, why is it everyone else's fault? Oh, that's right. It's never his fault, he's always the victim.
@@Bitdog4U See a doctor. Take a PILL ! Even hannity is laughing at you. 40 of trump's 45 cabinet members are not supporting the twice impeached sex criminal with 34 felony convictions and 50 more pending charges. The guy who tried to overthrow the very government he was in sharge of. trump's time has come and gone. Time to move on to sanity.
@@Bitdog4U dude, you Really don't get it do you.... he has been grifting and ripping people off for Decades. He literally did Nothing about the pandemic except lying and obstructing, and golfin, while 2.5 million people suffocated. He is a dictator wannabe. if you still don't get this..... just wth.....
He thinks because his uncle, who died in 1985, taught physics at MIT, he himself is a genius. A genius who doesn’t know how genetics work. My brother actually DOES have a genius IQ, and I can tell you that if his nephews turn out to have the same, it’s not because of him. It’s because of their parents.
Well, in all fairness, it could be he meant that to distinguish that hypothetical from the alternative hypothetical of a boat sinking from the weight of someone else
Well, he was napping during history class as he was during trial. You know, "Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over airports." Don Fart-A-Lotos, 4th of july, 2019.
#Correction if it has been exactly 186 years since the first battery powered boat then we've not been using batteries in boats for "literally" 200 years. We've been using batteries in boats for literally 186 years.
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"It's just a joke. " The great get out of jail free card. But Trump tells the truth compulsively within the lies. His supporters are sado-masochists. "We are here to worship ... the greatest president in our generation," says pastor introducing Trump in Vegas. 🥥🙄💩"I never said the fallen soldiers were suckers and losers!" says Trump. All fake news. So now Trump is a truth teller and the top military brass who reports this is a liar? 🥥🙄💩 More people die yearly from coconuts falling on them than shark attacks. Trump should now start talking coconuts? 🥥🙄💩 If Trump is elected again Germany and Japan might go for nuclear deterrence. Trump already doses his disciples with verbal Kool-aid. ☮️🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂💩 When is Trump going to pass around literal cups of Kool-aid to his devotees? Steve Schmidt points out Trump is the greatest liar who also tells us exactly what he thinks and feels. 💙🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂💩
"Relationship" with MIT? This is the equivalent of when some guy told everyone we were dating, because we were the only 2 people that showed up to a work meeting.
Not sure about coke, but definitely amphetamines or provigil (modafonil) which really speaks poorly of both provigil (a narcolepsy drug that is used like a limitless pill) and trump (if he's on it, and this is him "limitless", imagine Sober trump? Terrifying)
But Trump says he has an MIT connection (via his professor uncle) that makes him smart through osmosis. Otherwise, how could he come up with such a cogent question regarding electric boats sinking near sharks?
Consistency… at least he’s batting a 1000. 😂 Lock him up!!! Lock him up!!! An ex- president should be held to a higher standard or most certainly the same standard as everyone else.
When I had a P.O., there was no negotiation. I had to do what she said when she said it and that was it. Chump be getting all sorts of handouts in the legal system. They are really holding his hand and doing everything for him.
@@lonpfrb More fear of his cult of personality composed of psychotic, blood thirsty supporters, willing to enact violence on anybody Trump wants to destroy. And some of them even have positions of real power. Which is also basically how Manuel Noriega was able to take over Panama as a dictator despite not holding a position of power officially. It was also what allowed him to use Panama as a personal narco state with unspoken but clearly understood blessing of its own government.
One of my good friends is a probation officer. She even is a "specialized" PO for mentally ill people on paper. They still have to show up on the first day (in person), piss in a cup, and go through the appropriate paperwork. I want to know what drugs Trump is on. I want them to force him to get clean.
Its being reported, that it took less than 30 min over Zoom with his lawyer next to him. I saw an interview with a retired chief of NY probations with 40+ years experience. He said, occasionally lawyers are allowed, but very rarely. But also, that there are strict NY statutes about, what the probations officer have to ask about, and that there is no way to do that in 30 min, unless he refused to answer anything, which is not the reporting. That a usual probation interview according to the statute will take at least an hour. And on top of that, apparently the present chief of probations was also present for the interview, which the retired guy said, not only had he never done so, nor would he have ever done so, he had never heard of it happening b4. The kind of special treatment/coddling, he gets, is nauseating. And how is this even useable for sentencing?
It still find it the most funny when Dr. Phil tries to suggest to Trump the answer "I just won't have time for revenge" and what he gets is "I will have to make time for revenge, since it is really important to get your revenge".
Dr Phil is a horrible human being who is terrible at his pretend job, but I was laughing my ass off at that response. Like he's trying to give Trump an out (like they all do), lobbing him a soft ball and Trump smacked it right back into his big dumb face. Like, analyze that, bish.
I saw the same interview on Fox, the comments are horrifying. They mostly say 'It's justice not revenge", "they've done it to him, th shoe is on the other foot then' just with more spelling errors. One beatiful day ttump will be gone, but what happens to his Nazi-like followers then?
It's absolutely amazing to watch. Here is a question with the correct answer built into it, the one that makes him look good and he still gives the opposite answer instead. Not only is this a great indicator of how rotten Trumps character is, but it also goes to show that these people who interview him, like Dr. Phil, KNOW what Trump is about and they ask him these questions trying to help him sound like a reasonable person. It's like asking "What is Abraham Lincoln's first name?" and he'll answer "I always called him Tony. Tony Lincoln, it's a tremedous name, his parents should've really named him Tony." - "Instead of?" - "That's too boring, let's call him Tony from now on. Good old Tony Lincoln, sitting in Washington looking at a water feature. He had a good live, I wonder was was going through his head when he watched that play at the Chevrolet Theatre."
I believe his uncle was a professor there, but still, doesn’t mean TFG is smart because he’s related to someone smart. Otherwise we could say Ivanka, Eric, and Jr are criminals because their dad’s a convict…
tRump doesn't deserve a 3rd world country, I wouldn't wish that on them He needs to be made accountable and LOCKED UP, Mental Institution, for LIFE, 3 hots, MEDS., and a cot
I knew Phil personally 30-years ago and ever since he got hooked up with Oprah Windbag he started slipping down, now he's gone. Sad, he USED to be a good guy.
Dr. Phil has a doctorate in clinical psychology, not a medical doctor title. He hasn't renewed his license since 2006 and was never licensed in California.
Amen. “Dr” Phil reminds me of a steamboat. He just exudes worthless steam. Never thought he had a nanogram of intelligence. Oh you got me started at 5 am. I am going to have a great day! Seriously! Thank you!
As a probation officer myself and one who writes presentence investigation reports, we interview the defendants but we don't supervise them. We have other POs that do but I live in Iowa and I suppose it can be different in other states. Each defendant has a large packet to complete that details their criminal history as well as employment, education, family, friends, residences, substance use, mental and physical health. We use risk assessments to attempt to predict the defendant's likelihood of committing new, violent and/ or property crimes and it's used to assign an initial level of supervision in the community. We use another assessment to analyze risk factors along with protective factors that could mitigate risk areas and that helps determine the category of probability of whether or not the individual would recidivate (fail on community supervision). It's our job to also verify everything the defendant tells us through collateral sources to make the final determination. We always get a national criminal history and we are not able to factor in pending charges in our recommendation. It's possible for a judge to continue sentencing until disposition of other cases happens but the judge in the New York case hasn't signaled he'll do that. The way Trump lies all the time, it would be hard to get the truth out of him. He would be incredibly hard to supervise because he believes he should have special privileges. We have one probation agreement that everyone is expected to follow and it includes being truthful and not committing new crimes. Even if he gets probation, he will likely have violation reports written for lying but technical violations don't typically lead to revocation as much as committing new crimes does. Does anyone think that Donald Trump will not commit more crimes? And not lie?
Thanks for that explanation. There are some people who are able to stop lying when they need to, and to check first whether the lie they're thinking of telling will be easily found out or make them look like an idiot. There are other people who just lie all the time about everything, and don't seem to be able to control themselves. Trump lies all the time about everything. He thinks he shouldn't have to follow the law. The question is not, will he lie and commit crimes? The question is, how soon? Don't bet on more than a week, you will lose your money.
Trump is almost certainly add icted to Adderall and Bolivian marching powder. I understand that last is often cut with Maltitol, which works as a laxative in quantity. Many people might reconsider use of a substance when it leads to fecal incontinence, just saying.
A certain white snortable substance is often cut with maltitol. Maltitol has laxative properties. Y'all probably knew that; I didn't, since I don't know anyone using the white snortable powder. Edit: meaning continued heavy use of said substance is possibly why Trump needs a diaper.
@@grmpEqweer That, along with also abusing Adderall was what Trump's old camera crew believed caused his rectal incontinence. They described the smell and the sound Trump made, while soiling his diaper, as "unmistakable."
Nobody does this quite like you, Seth! You are the best & you make days in this whole crazy shitshow so much easier to get through - thank you! 👏👏👏😁😭🥰🖤
"Trump met with his probation officer" never gets old. The faces in the crowd when he talks about the boat and the shark, lol. Everyone is like "what the hell is he talking about?" and "why did I come to this stupid event?"
... and that's the stooges they use as a back drop. I was wondering about the guy with a hat that just had "A" on it. I can't possibly guess what that stood for.
You want to know how its already evident he gets special treatment. He's teleconferencing in from Florida. A week after 34 guilty felony counts and hes already allowed to leave the state.
This reminds me of immortal words of a fake presidential candidate "whereas if you or I steal a big Mac with cheese we get death row, taking everybody's pensions ain't nobody going to jail"
4 years for each of 34 counts… stacked. You will be eligible for parole in 2114. Bailiff, take him into custody and deliver him to the Department of Corrections. Adjourned.
Even 6 months would make things very interesting. That timeframe would mean he was incarcerated for the Election and Inauguration. Image Congress counting the votes and having to declare a winner who just happens to be incarcerated. Would make for interesting voting and debate
"It must be my relationship to MIT". ?????? What a freaking lunatic fool.
The creature had an uncle who taught at MIT. He died 40 years ago. That's the extent of the creature's "relationship with MIT."
( other than the fact that the creature, on several occasions, has misspelled M.I.T. )
Something to do with a family member who was a professor there.
Does he think he’s smart by being related to someone who is smart?
@@DM-fd2ngHe thinks he’s *smarter* than his uncle who taught at MIT
The uncle's professorship at M.I.T. ended in 1973. That is about 51 years ago. The uncle had a relationship with M.I.T., not Trump.
The only thing that pisses him off is teleprompters. Teleprompters and democracy. And human rights. And paying his debts. And honesty. And accountability. And justice. And minorities. And…
And non super absorbent diapers!
lol great comment!
And toilets, and windmills, and electric vehicles, and.....
Anyone that disagrees or doesn't send him cash.
The minorities include everyone who aren’t him or a tyrannical world leader
“Big boat, strong boat. Tears running down its hull .”
.^_^.
😂😂😂😂
" and the boat turned to me and said 'Sir!, Sir!'"
@@AmyEugene😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
lol...hilarious comment
I just received my veterans against Trump t-shirt. Excited to start wearing it out. I can't wrap my head around why any veteran would ever like or even vote for this man after what he has said and done concerning veterans and the military.
good choice buddy
Veteran here , me either !
I want one. Where did you get it?
1) Thank you for your sacrifice
2) Thank you for reminding us what true Patriots look like. ❤
It's because they haven't heard him on Audio saying it like when we heard him on the Bus talking about grabbing women.
What an insult to MIT
MIT should sue him for defamation.
MIT said: he never went here !
Did he defame MIT by asserting there was any sort of "relationship" between him and the school?
YE@@heinleinreader
@@tiffparz8749 In case you don't know, Trump has convinced himself that he has a great brain because his uncle John was a professor at MIT. Just some typical self back-patting babble from Emperor Small Hands.
Omg SO embarrassing.
WHY do people support this idiocy?
👨🏻🦰IM EATING A HAMBURGER 🍔
👴🏻🥃 I WANT A SALAMI ON RYE WID A KOSHER PICKLE ON THE SIDE.
Birds of a feather? 🤔🤔🤔
Yes Trump is very embarrassing
Probably because they are idiots. Trumpmania is just a symptom
Brainless. The world is getting insane. Cant we just be normal?
The only part of this story I believe is that no one ever asked that question before.
I believe that the boat guy said "Sir." But he followed it with "Please stop licking our battery. It's for the radio."
👴🏻🥃 OH MR FIBBLE REMEMBER WHEN WE MADE LOVE IN PARIS FRANCE??!
👴🏻🥃JOHN 🎖🎖🎖🎖 WAYNE WAS THE GREATEST ACTOR IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD 🌍 BAR NONE.
@@sherinameless1618
👴🏻🥃 THE VIKINGS OR THE GOTHS?
"and there's a reason for that"😆😅🤣😂😝
My uncle goes to MIT and all of a sudden I am smart ? My Goodness does people listening to this in the crowd understand the level of insanity this man has ?
I don’t understand how anyone who has attended one his rally’s hadn’t changed their mind about voting for me
@@Hollywhite1 maybe crack in the ventilation system 🤔
Incorrect, his uncle was a highly decorated professor at M.I.T from 1936-1985. He even won the National Medal of Science. Very interesting guy!
Every time I think he can’t say anything dumber, he opens his mouth again 🤦♀️
It’s amazing 😂
👴🏻🥃 YOGA SUCK
Thinking too highly of him 😅
Yeah, it's kind of impressive - he tends to outdo himself every time.
Always be a pessimist when it comes to him; you'll either always be right or pleasantly surprised. 😹
"Do you understand that you will be prohibited from associating with anyone with a criminal record?"
Does Trump even know anyone WITHOUT a criminal record?
Barron. He doesn't have a criminal record yet.... That we know of....
Okay, but does Trump actually know Barron?
@@bananatree2527he knows "of" Barron
@@bananatree2527 He knows that he's very tall. So he could maybe pick him out of a line-up... if that became necessary.
@@bananatree2527 You mean Mr John Barron, the fictitous receptionist or his son?
IF YOU ARE WAITING FOR A CULT TO COME TO THEIR SENSES, THEN YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF A CULT.
@peterg5383 I love watching a Jackal pro at work.
Next level pedantry
True. True. But that said, are we seriously thinking about voting for this idiot? JCWTF!
Spanky45? I would rather vote for a same aged turtle that cannot speak.
Would that not be silence bliss?
@@hitreset0291I’d vote for the Donkey Mascot over T****. At least the donkey would do no harm and wouldn’t declare himself dictator for life.
Seth Meyers has, for some time now, become an absolute badass. Talk about a guy who found his niche. One of the few people who make me laugh out loud.
Seth is gifted in satirical comedy. An artist, he has great writers to add to his gift!
Indeed. And the Closer Looks are so concise and on point. Thank you Seth for saying everything that needs to be said about a topic. It helps soothe me knowing that I’m not the only one seeing the insanity
I find it especially funny that he's always ready to take the piss out of himself when warranted. The rare time he misses a line or mispronounces a word, he will turn his mistake into an improvised bit of self-deprecation.
It's the kind of thing that Trump is inherently incapable of. I feel like he made a deal with the devil decades ago, but the devil collected early and Donnie's been an empty shell ever since.
All 3 of the so-called Lame-Stream news network's "Late Night Hosts" make minced-meat out of Trump's MAGA politics EVERY WEEK NIGHT!
Watch and enjoy RAW MAGABURGERS!
Or, tune in every night for a well cooked Presidential Candidate ground-MAGA meat... bring your choice of buns and seasonings.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I don’t use teleprompters! And the only thing that pisses me off, is when the teleprompters aren’t working!”
There are literally two teleprompters in view while he is saying it. 🤦🏻♂️
@@lococomrade3488 His sub-moron cultists will never notice the contradictions.
Sometimes people say "there are no stupid questions" but Trump has disproven that.
Definitely are. They definitely exist. Stupid is an understatement. The stupidest questions. Dumbest of the dumb. Next he will be screaming about how the earth is actually flat. I could see him doing that. Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺
Bigly
My old drill instructor: Nobody is completely useless. Even if they can only be used as a bad example.
According to the Kelces' New Heights podcast, "there are no dumb questions, just dumb people." 🤣
@@Kitty8791 felon don checks both boxes.
The boat sank from it's weight. Who would this guy put in charge of the navy? He is certifiably NUTS!
Yep, it's beautiful isn't it? A heavy boat sinks... eek!!
Damn how do those oil tankers ever mange to navigate the seas?
It's a mystery.
But if you ever want a stable genius to advise you on physics, d'Trump is your man.
Get rid of Fox and newsmax
👍 YES PLEASE
You mean that rambling nonsense that Trump spews doesn’t come from a teleprompter? Shocker
I don't know what would be worse, his revealing his own thoughts, or someone else telling him what to say, but I much prefer hearing his own thoughts, because he can't hide that his mind is going away.
I think he has a speech written by someone else on the teleprompter, but he decides to wing the entire speech.
It would be hilarious if that's exactly what's in the teleprompter.
Didn’t he denigrate other politicians for using teleprompters?
I like how he claims he hasn't used a teleprompter, when there is one in frame with him. Not to mention a lot of his verbal flubs, like airports in the American Revolution, are because of his poor reading skills when trying to read a teleprompter.
"Nobody's ever asked me that querstion." is the politest way I've ever heard someone rephrase: "You're crazy."
I know right? It's obvious it never occurred to him that it was retail worker speak for 'what the f*** are you talking about?'
His same speech about the shark at the Iowa rally in October of 2023 didn't include MIT. Must not have been in the teleprompter script, yet, at the time.
The creature thinks all boats sink
" because of their weight".
If the Titanic never struck an iceberg it would have sunk anyway ( because of it's weight)
The creature should be arrested and charged with "a shark and battery"
As someone who has had to crawl around in a boat hull, refilling the DISTILLED WATER in a boat's batteries, I can testify firsthand, boats already have batteries! Same as the battery in a gas car! And, shockingly, a sea vessel's batteries are perfectly capable of withstanding water!
Then why didn't the electric boat genius know the answer?
Quite so, but are the batteries resistant to shark bites?
🤣🤣🤣
Somebody better tell General Dynamics. They've been building electric boats (submarines) for more than a century.
Thanks again, Seth Meyers, for helping me maintain my sanity - I love you!!!
The guy who says he doesn't need a teleprompter and makes fun of Biden and Obama for speaking with a teleprompter just spent several minutes complaining about his teleprompter not working. SMH.🤦♀
And his CULT45 members will fight to their deaths claiming he doesn't use them. 🤷🏻🤦🏻
And electrocution sharks. Also talks about what a great guy Hannibal Lector was, windmills killing birds and whales, and how his toilet can't handle his massive dumps. He makes Herschal Walker's werewolf speech sound illuminating and thoughtful.
Biden has problems with a speech impediment, tRump has issues with a brain impediment.
Not only complaining about the teleprompter but he was dissing the working people who try to make that stuff work for him at every stupid rally, and he's too lazy to take the time to practice reading the goddamn teleprompter or working the people who run the thing for the moron that moron!
just came here to post the same thing. Hope the Dems make a point of this.
He's done this several times. I'm a genius because I passed a dementia test, I'm popular because I won the election, birds are weird because windmills kill them. It's just insane ramblings from an old man who needs an orange vest
If you had an uncle who was a prof at MIT, it makes you smart enough to be the only person to question the odds of being electrocuted when your boat sinks during shark week. That's how eugenics works.
Bingo. That’s exactly how eugenics works. The smarter he thinks he is because of eugenics, the dumber he sounds.
👴🏻🥃 IM BUFFY 👨🏻🦰 AND IM JODY
👴🏻🥃IM BUFFY 👨🏻🦰 AND IM JODY
Science tells us that a nephew is not offspring, but who cares, science is boring, SHARK!
😊😋😂!
@@eric2500
👴🏻🥃 THE BEACH SUCK
This is the second time I watched that shark/sinking boat story of his and... I'm stunned. How do people watch that and go "Yep! He's the one!"
Everybody behind him was NOT feeling it.
@@christopherweise438, Re: "Everybody behind him was NOT feeling it."
They were thinking they weren't getting paid enough to listen to his crap.
@@christopherweise438but they will still vote for him.
The only people outside that rally who'll see that story are liberals who already aren't voting for him, because right-wing media will never play the clips that make him look bad.
@@sailincat2822... but could probably smell his crap 🚼
The PO needs to rec'mend a psychiatric eval. It's routine and absolutely needed.
He also has neurological issues that are atypical for someone his age. Those issues alone make him unfit to lead.
I'm sure he'll ace it. Doctors will be amazed at his brainiosity. Very smart.
How can anyone wish to have this guy as a "leader"?
Maybe their life sucks and they want others to suffer too.
Why did people want Hitler as a leader they are just like him
@@Icemann89 Has to be it. Misery loves company.
They love his racism.
No Thanks We don’t need a Natzi trying to be our president
Poor MIT. Surely they can sue?
supposedly his uncle went there -
in the 1940’s
@@jeffyoung3635I believe his uncle was a professor at MIT in the 1940s.
GREAT job on this piece. He is perhaps the most deserving of jail time of anyone ever to be sentenced in the history of the nation.
Idiocracy wasn't supposed to be a documentary.
Trump won't be able to associate with anyone with a criminal record.... Well, there goes all his cabinet picks.
And he has to fire half the campaign staff!😅😅
Lmao, exactly what I was thinking.. there goes the cabinet!!
And all his business associates
And most of his lawyers.
That will be imposed just like the requisite drug test and DNA sample. 😂😂😡
Big shark, tears in his eyes...
Don’t forget it was a strong as well as big and the tears were streaming
The shark said Sir, may I take a bite? 🤭
The sharks uncle went to MIT so it is really smart.
His big, doll’s eyes… he said, “Sir, I’m a remorseless eating machine”
BIG SHARK, big teeth, tears in his eyes...
Judge: Well, probation officer, what's your recommendation?
Probation Officer: THROW THE BOOK AT HIM!!
He'd better get prison time. If he doesn't, we'll know the truth about this judicial system.
It's more than the judicial system. We live in an entirely unacknowledged caste system
It will be the sad truth coming to the forefront.
I think we already know
Sadly we already know the truth about the US judicial system, it doesn't work for us little people 🤬
I think the fact Garland took two years to assign a Special Counsel after J/6 tells us all we need to know.
Trump literally: "I don't care about you, i just want your vote"
Probably the only honest thing he Ever said in his life.
What the hell is wrong with his supporters?! 😒
Instead of taking statements literally when it suits you, you should try to figure out what he meant when he said what he said.
Trumps own actions as president getting us ALL in better shape than we are now, is proof that he does care about us all.
@@Bitdog4U When trump left office, we were storing corpses in reefer trucks. He added 8 trillion to the debt. He alienated our allies and sucked up to Putin. Your idea of "better shape" is idiotic. And why do we have to interpret "what he meant?" If he can't communicate clearly, why is it everyone else's fault? Oh, that's right. It's never his fault, he's always the victim.
@@Bitdog4U See a doctor. Take a PILL ! Even hannity is laughing at you. 40 of trump's 45 cabinet members are not supporting the twice impeached sex criminal with 34 felony convictions and 50 more pending charges. The guy who tried to overthrow the very government he was in sharge of. trump's time has come and gone. Time to move on to sanity.
@@Bitdog4U dude, you Really don't get it do you.... he has been grifting and ripping people off for Decades.
He literally did Nothing about the pandemic except lying and obstructing, and golfin, while 2.5 million people suffocated.
He is a dictator wannabe. if you still don't get this..... just wth.....
It boggles my mind how people, hearing Trump speak, still want to vote for him.
He is not able to make 1 intelligible sentence for Pete's sake.
The people that vote for trump can't form intelligible sentences either
They listen to him, they vote for him, and they repeat his insanity. 🤷♂️😐
For Pete's sake, for his _own_ sake, or for _anyone_ else's.
You can see white cap white polo on his left almost getting there.
Imma be honest with you, they do not listen to him. They listen to Fox. Who barely show him speaking.
He missed a classic opportunity to say”he’s already jumped the shark”😂
His relationship to MIT? 🤦♂️ PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.
a guy who doesn't understand how electricity and magnets work...
has the FULL SUPPORT of the GOP!!
He thinks because his uncle, who died in 1985, taught physics at MIT, he himself is a genius. A genius who doesn’t know how genetics work.
My brother actually DOES have a genius IQ, and I can tell you that if his nephews turn out to have the same, it’s not because of him. It’s because of their parents.
How did you not include the part where he told his followers he doesn't care about them... and they applauded it!
🤣
🤣😂🤣😂
Wait for it, we have 2 more Closer Look's later this week.
I found it incredibly frightening. WHAT is wrong with these people ?
@@HairynosedWombat163
Seems they have been electrocuted themselves a long time ago! And maybe multiple times… Can happen in trailers. 😉
Isn't it past Trump's jail time?
Yah, It's felon-o'clock.
Kimmel callback ❤❤❤❤
👴🏻🥃 SOOO HOWS YO MOTHER DOIN?
Good one !!! LOL
There is a two-tiered justice system and Trump is a beneficiary of it. That should be the headline, not something buried at the end of a monologue.
Trump actually said, "if the boat sank FROM ITS WEIGHT." So much for his M.I.T. relationship.
Well, in all fairness, it could be he meant that to distinguish that hypothetical from the alternative hypothetical of a boat sinking from the weight of someone else
He's afraid of getting into an electric boat - his weight will sink it.
I like presidents who aren’t found guilty 34 times and don’t rants incoherently at his rallies.
👴🏻🥃 STOP BEING A RABBLE ROUSER
👴🏻🥃 YO MOTHER NEED A JOB AND A GYM
👴🏻🥃 YO MOTHER NEED A JOB AND A GYM
and *rallies* at all, wtaf?
basic and debased manipulative tactic(s)
“Nobody asked this question.” That’s because it’s a ridiculous question.
I love that you don’t even need to make jokes. Just show him talking it’s so funny
He above the law looks all help they give it’s to serve him
Could you imagine being that probation officer? Yikes.
He showed up
With a lawyer .
It was by zoom.
😂sure wouldn't want to have his job😢!!
We have been using batteries in boats for literally 200 years, exactly 186 years since the first battery powered boat. Lol
Watch, he is going to talk about bringing back diesel submarines except without batteries. Take it seriously while not realizing the issues with that.
Well, he was napping during history class as he was during trial. You know, "Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over airports."
Don Fart-A-Lotos, 4th of july, 2019.
@@eddapultstab2078 EM driven carrier catapults were "bad" too. Donald John Trump is truly an UTTER IDIOT.
#Correction if it has been exactly 186 years since the first battery powered boat then we've not been using batteries in boats for "literally" 200 years. We've been using batteries in boats for literally 186 years.
Mr. Meyers . Today I was having a bad day, so I went to look for all the night shows but none made me laugh, then I got to yours and there I was cracking and laughing so loud feeling better! Thanks to your good writers and your outstanding deliver! Best Monologue of all the night shows today!
It's my preferred show every day
No teleprompters? Obviously does not have the best people. I mean, who would work for him, even under contract, when he fails to pay people?
Complaining about "s****y" workmen, and then failing to pay them, is the Trump plan to make America great again.
His "best people" ended up in jail, begged for a pardon, or quit in protest if they had a conscience.
He said during the rally that the company running the teleprompters would not be paid.
👴🏻🥃 THE MORDERNAIRES OR THE PIED PIPERS ?
Did he get upset a few years ago when he complained he couldn't read the teleprompter for his state of the union?
One step away from Navalny?! Lets take that one step 😮
My question is not “will trump associate with someone with a criminal record,” but instead “what will they actually do if he does?”
Probably the same thing they did when he refused to obey the gag order.
You mean…not if but when he does.
The GOP are going to nominate a Presidential candidate that has a Probation Officer!
Seriously?
Seriously.
2Thess2:11 is here.
And they're proud of it 😂
Imagine visiting other country for presidential visit, followed by officer carrying football, advisors, bodyguards and somehow a probation officer
... but it's not a cult. *SMH*
2:10 the tuned out and blank stares of his crowd behind him are priceless!
What is the public supposed to do if he goes to jail?We wouldn't shed a tear.
Tears of joy?
We'll have to change the date of Thanksgiving.
When trump says “nobody ever asked me that question before” he doesn’t understand that this isn’t the flex he thinks it is.
Teleprompters: “20% of the time they don’t work.”
100% of the time he doesn’t pay the bill.
He can’t read.
Nobody's ever asked me that question. Because it's irrelevant to anything we've been talking about. Ever.
“It’s totally inapplicable to anything that's going on here. And it's dumb!”
Boat batteries are purposely kept to voltages below 60 vdc so they won't electrocute anyone, water or not.
The fact that he believes the question was some sign of his profound intellect 😅😅😅😅 and wasn't it a relative of his that taught at MIT?
@@ClifftonCrowder-yt2gtMIT/DNA =#1
Everything he says is irrelevant. No platform. Without the teleprompter, he's so lost and thinks he's funny.
This isnt justice. He's been allowed to walk free after 34 felony convictions. Anyone else would have had to wait in jail for sentencing.
Shame on Dr. Phil!! 🤬
That was no interview, he basically babied him, & patted him on his back!!
Time to remove the Dr from Phil!
@@marvinmartin4692, Agree. I’ve really never liked him.
@@marvinmartin4692 Let's take away "Phil," too. He doesn't deserve a first name.
Pretend doctor, pretend cares, pretend Christian all hiding behind religion but want the tax cuts. 🙏🏻🇺🇸🗽💙⚖️
So-called Dr. was paid by Devil-Don for all the softball questions.
Sick people.
The Melania liquor store rap sheet hang out with Stormy Daniels joke was gold!😂
Prohibited from associating with anyone who has a criminal record! Ummm, That’s most of his people!!
"It's just a joke. " The great get out of jail free card. But Trump tells the truth compulsively within the lies. His supporters are sado-masochists. "We are here to worship ... the greatest president in our generation," says pastor introducing Trump in Vegas. 🥥🙄💩"I never said the fallen soldiers were suckers and losers!" says Trump. All fake news. So now Trump is a truth teller and the top military brass who reports this is a liar? 🥥🙄💩 More people die yearly from coconuts falling on them than shark attacks. Trump should now start talking coconuts? 🥥🙄💩 If Trump is elected again Germany and Japan might go for nuclear deterrence. Trump already doses his disciples with verbal Kool-aid. ☮️🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂💩 When is Trump going to pass around literal cups of Kool-aid to his devotees? Steve Schmidt points out Trump is the greatest liar who also tells us exactly what he thinks and feels. 💙🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂💩
That's why he didn't pick a VP yet. He can't find a Republican who's not been convicted for something.
Including both his sons.
That sounds like something a child would ask.
Dr Phil doing exactly what he shamed parents of doing for years….enabling the problem child.
As a Licensed Clinical Psychologist, I find McGraw's support of the felonious sex offender appalling.
1:45 The audience members looking back to each other like, "do you get what he's talking about??" fricken killed me.
Yeah, but none of this is going to change their votes in November.
They don't really care what he says.💙
Yet they’ll still claim Biden is the demented one who can’t put two sentences together
He lets ppl make up their own ends
No old Navy vets nearby wanted to be the guy who explains to him how Submarines work.
Underwater.
By the power of electricity.
Lol, Trump somehow avoiding hanging out with anyone with a criminal record. What an impossible challenge.
There's his Secret Service detail, at least he can hang out with them 🤷
@@enricogattone432haha they probably broke the law for trump already.
@@wgooetrik until that's proven in Court, they're still criminally hangingoutable 😁
No more challenging than keeping his big lying mouth shut and look how good he did with that. 😆🤣
"Level of remorse"? Seriously? Socipaths aren't capable of remorse.
Seth you had made my life easier and funnier consistently for YEARS!!! Thank you SO MUCH!!! You are the BEST!! Please never stop!!
"Relationship" with MIT? This is the equivalent of when some guy told everyone we were dating, because we were the only 2 people that showed up to a work meeting.
Ha! 😅
I just LOVE Seth's Trump impression when Trump is talking to "Mel".😂😂
👴🏻🥃 STOP SMOKING CRACK
@@paulyricca3881
Nah
Me too. Every time I hear Melanie mentioned I hear Seth's voice, "Mel!"
@@orionsshoe2424
👴🏻🥃IT FIGURES
@@noscrubs-dm2hd
👴🏻🥃 STOP SMOKING METH
12:36. Ha ha ha ha ha! The non-freeze frame is awesome and hilarious!
Where's the Drug test..?
Are they checking for donepezil, rivastigmine and galantamine...
@OldWrench59 Like father like son. ! and uncle.. DJTJ looks pretty "Flushed" 24/7 Hope Melania can help Baron evade this curse.
@OldWrench59 - Adderall. Celebrity apprentice contestants said he would snort it on set.
Not sure about coke, but definitely amphetamines or provigil (modafonil) which really speaks poorly of both provigil (a narcolepsy drug that is used like a limitless pill) and trump (if he's on it, and this is him "limitless", imagine Sober trump? Terrifying)
Add Adderall to that list
All the pharmaceutical speed baller would need is a script.😡
The "stable genius" is absolutely frickin nuts
But Trump says he has an MIT connection (via his professor uncle) that makes him smart through osmosis. Otherwise, how could he come up with such a cogent question regarding electric boats sinking near sharks?
maybe it’s the stable (where horses are kept) in a barn
Good one!😁@@KennethHabeck-yg7ln
And I FOCUS on all the people who support him
Whaaaaaat the F?!
It's Monday. And now my day is complete
👴🏻🥃 IM A WINDOW WASHER BACK IN IOWA
teleprompters, batteries, and sharks… oh my!
Cheats at College - Cheats at Business - Cheats at Politics - Cheats at Golf and Cheats at Marriage-
Yes, cheats at everything!
Consistency… at least he’s batting a 1000. 😂 Lock him up!!! Lock him up!!! An ex- president should be held to a higher standard or most certainly the same standard as everyone else.
Trump is a clown.
Cheats his donors. Cheats Charity. CHEATS AMERICA!
Not just a Loser - a Cheater.
When I had a P.O., there was no negotiation. I had to do what she said when she said it and that was it.
Chump be getting all sorts of handouts in the legal system.
They are really holding his hand and doing everything for him.
He's a poor little. Tangerine Toddler so everyone has to be super nice to avoid a big tantrum, a really great tantrum 😮
@@lonpfrb More fear of his cult of personality composed of psychotic, blood thirsty supporters, willing to enact violence on anybody Trump wants to destroy. And some of them even have positions of real power. Which is also basically how Manuel Noriega was able to take over Panama as a dictator despite not holding a position of power officially. It was also what allowed him to use Panama as a personal narco state with unspoken but clearly understood blessing of its own government.
One of my good friends is a probation officer. She even is a "specialized" PO for mentally ill people on paper. They still have to show up on the first day (in person), piss in a cup, and go through the appropriate paperwork.
I want to know what drugs Trump is on. I want them to force him to get clean.
Its being reported, that it took less than 30 min over Zoom with his lawyer next to him. I saw an interview with a retired chief of NY probations with 40+ years experience. He said, occasionally lawyers are allowed, but very rarely. But also, that there are strict NY statutes about, what the probations officer have to ask about, and that there is no way to do that in 30 min, unless he refused to answer anything, which is not the reporting. That a usual probation interview according to the statute will take at least an hour. And on top of that, apparently the present chief of probations was also present for the interview, which the retired guy said, not only had he never done so, nor would he have ever done so, he had never heard of it happening b4.
The kind of special treatment/coddling, he gets, is nauseating. And how is this even useable for sentencing?
@@dfuher968 - Absolutely unbelievable how everyone caters to Trump! I keep asking why, but nobody is able to give an answer.
It still find it the most funny when Dr. Phil tries to suggest to Trump the answer "I just won't have time for revenge" and what he gets is "I will have to make time for revenge, since it is really important to get your revenge".
Dr Phil is a horrible human being who is terrible at his pretend job, but I was laughing my ass off at that response. Like he's trying to give Trump an out (like they all do), lobbing him a soft ball and Trump smacked it right back into his big dumb face. Like, analyze that, bish.
Stephen Colbert has a "edited" Dr. Phil interview with Trump. His people plugged other Trump words in. Funny.
I saw the same interview on Fox, the comments are horrifying. They mostly say 'It's justice not revenge", "they've done it to him, th shoe is on the other foot then' just with more spelling errors.
One beatiful day ttump will be gone, but what happens to his Nazi-like followers then?
It's absolutely amazing to watch. Here is a question with the correct answer built into it, the one that makes him look good and he still gives the opposite answer instead. Not only is this a great indicator of how rotten Trumps character is, but it also goes to show that these people who interview him, like Dr. Phil, KNOW what Trump is about and they ask him these questions trying to help him sound like a reasonable person. It's like asking "What is Abraham Lincoln's first name?" and he'll answer "I always called him Tony. Tony Lincoln, it's a tremedous name, his parents should've really named him Tony." - "Instead of?" - "That's too boring, let's call him Tony from now on. Good old Tony Lincoln, sitting in Washington looking at a water feature. He had a good live, I wonder was was going through his head when he watched that play at the Chevrolet Theatre."
"You don't find the time, you make the time."
-- David Letterman, in a completely different context
Lifting that paddle with them teeny weeny hands😂😂😂OMG
"I don't think people would stand for it" said Donald. Yes, they would. It would be a standing ovation.
like a wave at a baseball game but on a national scale
@@jakeshapiro389 International scale.
As if sentencing was a popularity contest.
LMMFAO. He won’t be able to meet with his picks for his cabinet!!!
My relationship with MIT? His uncle went there, thats it!
I believe his uncle was a professor there, but still, doesn’t mean TFG is smart because he’s related to someone smart. Otherwise we could say Ivanka, Eric, and Jr are criminals because their dad’s a convict…
@@amberbanuelos7053 And we actually should say they are criminals because they were willing participants in the other fraud crimes.
I love how he always yammers on about MIT, as if having an uncle who went there makes him smart by association.
👴🏻🥃 YOUR EYES YOUR LIPS WHY BEAUTIFUL.
MIT for him is: Mentally Insane Turd
Saying “revenge takes time” is such a villain line
I love that seen from Jaws, "Boat goes in the water, battery goes in the water, shark's in the water"
Do you mean scene?
Trump is someone you would see in a 3rd world country
I'm from one and no, there is not a clown so obvious, so moronic and so clearly evil. US wins on that department😂
Yep, living in a gutter
Your giving third world countries a bad name. The man is as American as Roundup.
I'm also certain people in third world countries have more education than Captain dumbass and his mega band of idiots.
tRump doesn't deserve a 3rd world country, I wouldn't wish that on them He needs to be made accountable and LOCKED UP, Mental Institution, for LIFE, 3 hots, MEDS., and a cot
"...jail...", "I'm OK with it" - Yep, so are we.
"What if the boat sank from its own weight?" Oh this battery idea will surely bewilder all the ship builders and engineers! STABLE GENIUS
Not only will we stand for it, it will be a standing ovation. 👏
All around the sane world!!!
🤣🤣🤣🙃
The way the facial expressions of the audience behind Dump changed and their attention wandered, cracks me up.
I'm sorry, is this my country? What's happening? I, I, I'm speechless.
I know - right
I’ve now lost all respect for Dr. Phil😡😡
Me too!
I will NEVER watch his show again
Respect???? For Phil????….lolol 😅
Only just now?
Now?! 😮😂
I knew Phil personally 30-years ago and ever since he got hooked up with Oprah Windbag he started slipping down, now he's gone. Sad, he USED to be a good guy.
Dr. Phil has a doctorate in clinical psychology, not a medical doctor title. He hasn't renewed his license since 2006 and was never licensed in California.
Those two make a real pair. Is Phil trying to coach him for the probation interview? Seriously this is insane.
Amen. “Dr” Phil reminds me of a steamboat. He just exudes worthless steam. Never thought he had a nanogram of intelligence. Oh you got me started at 5 am. I am going to have a great day! Seriously! Thank you!
He's a quack,...
As a probation officer myself and one who writes presentence investigation reports, we interview the defendants but we don't supervise them. We have other POs that do but I live in Iowa and I suppose it can be different in other states. Each defendant has a large packet to complete that details their criminal history as well as employment, education, family, friends, residences, substance use, mental and physical health. We use risk assessments to attempt to predict the defendant's likelihood of committing new, violent and/ or property crimes and it's used to assign an initial level of supervision in the community. We use another assessment to analyze risk factors along with protective factors that could mitigate risk areas and that helps determine the category of probability of whether or not the individual would recidivate (fail on community supervision). It's our job to also verify everything the defendant tells us through collateral sources to make the final determination. We always get a national criminal history and we are not able to factor in pending charges in our recommendation. It's possible for a judge to continue sentencing until disposition of other cases happens but the judge in the New York case hasn't signaled he'll do that. The way Trump lies all the time, it would be hard to get the truth out of him. He would be incredibly hard to supervise because he believes he should have special privileges. We have one probation agreement that everyone is expected to follow and it includes being truthful and not committing new crimes. Even if he gets probation, he will likely have violation reports written for lying but technical violations don't typically lead to revocation as much as committing new crimes does. Does anyone think that Donald Trump will not commit more crimes? And not lie?
It’s a given. Unless this officer is a Trumper.
Thanks for that explanation.
There are some people who are able to stop lying when they need to, and to check first whether the lie they're thinking of telling will be easily found out or make them look like an idiot. There are other people who just lie all the time about everything, and don't seem to be able to control themselves. Trump lies all the time about everything. He thinks he shouldn't have to follow the law. The question is not, will he lie and commit crimes? The question is, how soon? Don't bet on more than a week, you will lose your money.
Trump is almost certainly add icted to Adderall and Bolivian marching powder.
I understand that last is often cut with Maltitol, which works as a laxative in quantity.
Many people might reconsider use of a substance when it leads to fecal incontinence, just saying.
A certain white snortable substance is often cut with maltitol.
Maltitol has laxative properties.
Y'all probably knew that; I didn't, since I don't know anyone using the white snortable powder.
Edit: meaning continued heavy use of said substance is possibly why Trump needs a diaper.
@@grmpEqweer That, along with also abusing Adderall was what Trump's old camera crew believed caused his rectal incontinence. They described the smell and the sound Trump made, while soiling his diaper, as "unmistakable."
Nobody does this quite like you, Seth! You are the best & you make days in this whole crazy shitshow so much easier to get through - thank you! 👏👏👏😁😭🥰🖤
Could there have ever been a more perfect set up for "Jumping the Shark" than this?? 😂😂😂
The call to Mel is making a big come back! Twice in a few weeks. It always cracks me up!!!
Nothing better than Trump calling up to Mel; it’s perfection.
Thank you Seth. I wish we had you in the UK where our politics are just as crazy.
Such a weirdo...this cannot be life right now🤦🏾♀️
Sigh. Sadly, ‘tis so.
He’s probably going to win too. We’re in the most insane time line.
Really. Why is he still here?
The personality shines through and keeps viewers coming back.
"Trump met with his probation officer" never gets old. The faces in the crowd when he talks about the boat and the shark, lol. Everyone is like "what the hell is he talking about?" and "why did I come to this stupid event?"
The boy scouts would relate to that statement.
The one lady ducking out of frame 🤣
... and that's the stooges they use as a back drop.
I was wondering about the guy with a hat that just had "A" on it. I can't possibly guess what that stood for.
@@littlefluffybushbaby7256 a few come to mind
Trump lifting the paddle was so hilarious!!!🤣
And it seems really heavy 😂
Graphics did do a great job inserting that clip lol
You want to know how its already evident he gets special treatment.
He's teleconferencing in from Florida. A week after 34 guilty felony counts and hes already allowed to leave the state.
Perhaps they are hoping that he will flee.
I get crazy about it a few times a day.
This reminds me of immortal words of a fake presidential candidate "whereas if you or I steal a big Mac with cheese we get death row, taking everybody's pensions ain't nobody going to jail"
I think your videos and Lincoln Project ads are tremendously effective in showing people reality. Thank you. 💙💙💙
4 years for each of 34 counts… stacked. You will be eligible for parole in 2114. Bailiff, take him into custody and deliver him to the Department of Corrections. Adjourned.
Even 6 months would make things very interesting. That timeframe would mean he was incarcerated for the Election and Inauguration. Image Congress counting the votes and having to declare a winner who just happens to be incarcerated. Would make for interesting voting and debate