Theory's IMMEDIATE Reaction to the Acolyte Episode 3...

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @waynemorgan6153
    @waynemorgan6153 5 месяцев назад +2053

    Man was so shook he almost said George Clooney.

    • @darthsaint7743
      @darthsaint7743 5 месяцев назад +46

      i heard clueless lol mixing up what he thought of leslie headcase lol

    • @adamodimattia
      @adamodimattia 5 месяцев назад +6

      Hahaha

    • @riches3581
      @riches3581 5 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @EternalKvK
      @EternalKvK 5 месяцев назад

      ahahahahahahahaha

    • @illevarslendetyrann
      @illevarslendetyrann 5 месяцев назад +8

      This comment needs to be pinned lmfao! 🤣

  • @filipemaciel771
    @filipemaciel771 5 месяцев назад +5318

    Twice the Budget of Kenobi, double the Fall

  • @BroadMeadow-d9s
    @BroadMeadow-d9s 5 месяцев назад +950

    "You turned the fans against me!"
    "You have done that yourself."

    • @rubenfrankish
      @rubenfrankish 5 месяцев назад +9

      Love it!! Ironic the fans are Obi Wan and Disney is the oppressive one!

    • @steeltoothcombs
      @steeltoothcombs 5 месяцев назад +7

      I wouldnt be surprised to see this line stolen and used on SNL or something

    • @Shinyolo
      @Shinyolo 5 месяцев назад +8

      Didn't even watch it, I'm just waiting for the Pitch Meeting, I know I won't be disappointed !

    • @WeAreItt
      @WeAreItt 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@rubenfrankish
      Funny story
      Disney really does treat their employees like 💩

    • @Juniorgalle21
      @Juniorgalle21 5 месяцев назад +2

      💯

  • @cmflynn75
    @cmflynn75 5 месяцев назад +354

    Feel like Theory’s hitting that point in an abusive relationship where you realize your partner isn’t going to change

    • @connornicholas8628
      @connornicholas8628 5 месяцев назад +31

      I feel bad for him. His channel is tied exclusively to one IP and it’s shit, which means his content is shit AND he doesn’t enjoy his work as much.

    • @georgevaughn6486
      @georgevaughn6486 5 месяцев назад +16

      After S2 of the Mandalorian, he thought his spouse had gotten off the sauce and cleaned up their act; only for them to instantly fall off the wagon and start abusing him again. Poor sap.

    • @cmflynn75
      @cmflynn75 5 месяцев назад +11

      @@georgevaughn6486 yeah Luke was definitely the flowers and chocolates “I’m a changed man and it’ll never happen again” moment

    • @Bagman07
      @Bagman07 5 месяцев назад +7

      I'll believe it when he realizes filoni is no hero. He's a washed up hack.

    • @cmflynn75
      @cmflynn75 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@Bagman07 I’m hoping Acolyte is the “caught him in bed with another woman” moment

  • @tehprimelime1063
    @tehprimelime1063 5 месяцев назад +1090

    15 Godzilla minus ones died for this show's budget.

    • @neutronstarpilot4393
      @neutronstarpilot4393 5 месяцев назад +63

      In fairness I think all of the movie industry is stretching the truth about what budgets actually are for tax and profits reasons.
      But it is impressive what Godzilla minus one did do, reminds me of what district 9 did with their budget.

    • @eddiek8179
      @eddiek8179 5 месяцев назад +13

      @@neutronstarpilot4393 District 9 was far more impressive with their effects than anything Minus One did.

    • @necr0danc3r29
      @necr0danc3r29 5 месяцев назад +8

      I like this metric.

    • @councilofkarens729
      @councilofkarens729 5 месяцев назад +1

      together with our collective souls.

    • @councilofkarens729
      @councilofkarens729 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@necr0danc3r29 I've seen it so many times, it has practically become an SI unit. It really puts things into perspective.

  • @frxstyxd
    @frxstyxd 5 месяцев назад +977

    "i'm gonna go watch the empire strikes back" is the most honest reaction one could have ever given after this truly atrocious show 💀

    • @NOMADinteractive
      @NOMADinteractive 5 месяцев назад +33

      I’m watching return of the Jedi to wash that filth out of my mouth.

    • @AI-oe6lz
      @AI-oe6lz 5 месяцев назад +5

      I´m bored of extreme fanboys who get pissed every time new things come out, cause they thing the product "belongs" to them. They kindda ban ideas because they think they are the owners of the saga. They do not enjoy but they just "analyze" the chapter as if they were a teacher who is evaluating. Go, cry and watch the Empire Strikes Back, A New Hope and the same 3 movies all over again.

    • @OthnielKenobi
      @OthnielKenobi 5 месяцев назад +90

      @@AI-oe6lz so what youre saying is, we're not allowed to criticize bad media pieces? we cant say anything unless we like it? you must live in a bubble, lol

    • @jameshurcombe2049
      @jameshurcombe2049 5 месяцев назад

      Can i remind u half the film would've been avoided if r2 just fixed the ship in the 1st place

    • @vict0ree
      @vict0ree 5 месяцев назад +9

      I refuse to watch or support anything SW ever again, including the original trilogy. This is a symptom of our entire culture. Theyve hijacked literally EVERY IP we loved growing up. Until we abandon all.of them completely, we are part of the problem.

  • @thewaker34
    @thewaker34 5 месяцев назад +575

    "That's not how The Force works" is the best line in Force Awakens and perfectly sums up Disney Star Wars.

    • @jamespickles8952
      @jamespickles8952 5 месяцев назад +23

      This line sums up this entire show

    • @ryanbaker5296
      @ryanbaker5296 5 месяцев назад +7

      I bet George heard about this show and that's why he said no one knows how the force works

    • @dexogames
      @dexogames 5 месяцев назад +4

      I don’t think the witches were lecturing on how the force actually works.
      It’s a different perspective, if the force is so mysterious then it makes sense different cultures would have their own analogies for it.
      ‘From a certain point of view’ some would say

    • @ignaciomoreno9655
      @ignaciomoreno9655 5 месяцев назад +2

      Yep! The only thing salvable from the sequel.

    • @ExecutorGCW
      @ExecutorGCW 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@dexogames That's what I understood it to be. A thread was mentioned in Ahsoka by the Nightsisters, "The Thread of Destiny demands it, Grand Admiral." Could they be related?

  • @TheEggroll4321
    @TheEggroll4321 5 месяцев назад +410

    It is hilarious how the writers literally represented what they are doing in episode 3😂😂
    Lesbian space witch burns down her own village by burning Jedi book and then blames Jedi😂😂

    • @KingArthurFleck
      @KingArthurFleck 5 месяцев назад +5

      Triangular iconography has always represented the Sith, although I don't know if that even matters anymore with this garbage that they made. Nothing in past canon is safe

    • @johansvensson833
      @johansvensson833 5 месяцев назад

      why are they lesbian ? they are a witch cult(witches are female) and they she used the force to create the twins(like anakin) alla female witches cult is canon(darthomir)
      so you are one of those who think females without a man are lesbians ?

    • @lukeX2m
      @lukeX2m 5 месяцев назад

      When was anything lesbian referenced or mentioned lmfao? Literally a little child why are you sexualizing it?

    • @RSsantana
      @RSsantana 5 месяцев назад +2

      Very true

    • @bigollameo
      @bigollameo 5 месяцев назад

      Are you sure that the Jedi didn't kill the order of dark side witches?
      If they didn't, I'm not sure where Master Tobin's guilt (which explains both his vow of seclusion and his willingness to take the poison Mae offers him) would come from?

  • @shamking8
    @shamking8 5 месяцев назад +709

    “Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.”

    • @inboxnews
      @inboxnews 5 месяцев назад +9

      Exactly.

    • @Yurik_Hunt
      @Yurik_Hunt 5 месяцев назад +21

      Tolkien?

    • @shamking8
      @shamking8 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@Yurik_Hunt ✅ definitely applies here.

    • @notesfrommateriality7572
      @notesfrommateriality7572 5 месяцев назад +5

      the irony being that this has been quoted to death by people that can't think up their own words to say.

    • @phoster3322
      @phoster3322 5 месяцев назад +22

      @@notesfrommateriality7572Yet it’s perfectly accurate when it comes to Disney…

  • @tmoney5758
    @tmoney5758 5 месяцев назад +1571

    Theory contemplating life in the first 10 seconds

    • @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp
      @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp 5 месяцев назад +61

      Like Gimli walking into Moria expecting a warm welcome and a beautiful mine, but it’s nothing but a tomb filled with darkness and gloom.

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 5 месяцев назад +6

      Contemplating sewer slide

    • @woodwyrm
      @woodwyrm 5 месяцев назад

      ikr?!?

    • @ronsmith8424
      @ronsmith8424 5 месяцев назад +4

      Feel for you Theory !

    • @GrayFox370
      @GrayFox370 5 месяцев назад +13

      You wanna know who is responsible for Theory making that face? Dave Filoni. Dave Filoni approved of everything you are seeing in The Acolyte. Don't forget that. He is front and center with the marketing. He is sitting there doing interviews with Leysle Headlund (Harvey Weinstein's former personal assistant just like how Kathleen Kennedy was Steven Spielberg's former personal assistant). It's hilarious how Theory still thinks Dave Filoni will "save" Star Wars. On the Star Grift Podcasts with Ryan and Mauler, his response was always "who will do it better than Dave Filoni and Jon Faverau?" when it comes to handling Star Wars to someone else. Ryan said clean house, start over, and get rid of EVERYONE at Disney Lucasfilm.
      Theories blind faith in Dave Filoni is exhausting. It's like watching a kid touch a hot stove over and over again not learning his lesson. Oh well the guy brought it onto himself. He isn't the smartest guy in the room. Most people checked out of Star Wars with TLJ when they saw that Disney's only goal is to push social justice propaganda, diversity quota, and score them DEI/ESG points. That's it.

  • @Call_me_Jim
    @Call_me_Jim 5 месяцев назад +449

    Disney has executed Order 66 on themselves.

    • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
      @cheeseburgersuperior1874 5 месяцев назад +9

      same as obesse one kenobi ordered 66 big macs to force feed.

    • @pgc9179
      @pgc9179 5 месяцев назад +3

      ... Or rather on us?

    • @reeceshugrue6167
      @reeceshugrue6167 5 месяцев назад +5

      And uh... how many times have they executed Order 66 on this franchise at this point?

    • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
      @cheeseburgersuperior1874 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@reeceshugrue6167 3 mandalorain

    • @yojimbo26
      @yojimbo26 5 месяцев назад

      Correction: order 66 on cis white and white adjacent males.

  • @shoeman6966
    @shoeman6966 5 месяцев назад +212

    My biggest issue is that they “pulled the thread” to create force sensitives without a father. Completely undermines the bad batch and Palpatine’s entire goal of creating life and finding immortality. So, Palpatine couldn’t figure it out, but these witches knew how to do it???

    • @boat1280
      @boat1280 5 месяцев назад +3

      Palpatine doesn’t have infinite knowledge
      I don’t like it though. It’s as stupid as George turning anakin into a magical chosen one baby

    • @shoeman6966
      @shoeman6966 5 месяцев назад +62

      @@boat1280
      Nobody is infinitely knowledgeable. But that’s a contrarian’s argument. The fact of the storytelling is that Palpatine is one of the most powerful and knowledgeable characters in all of Star Wars legends, and might be THE most powerful and knowledgeable character in all of Star Wars cannon excluding characters like the Mortis gods.
      It’s a pretty big plot hole when all these shows and movies revolve around the fact that Palpatine can’t manage to get a force sensitive clone, but a couple of dancing witches introduced in a single episode of a TV show from the idiocy that is Leslye Headland’s storytelling somehow can.

    • @Lord_Chibi
      @Lord_Chibi 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@-dtuyhnjhggvjjjn Yeah and also Anakin's thing was not only just a legend that the force wielders made up many years prior, but it also was somewhat exaggerated. Anakin brought "balance" to the force but in both Legends and Disney star wars it never lasted any more than a few years, at most all he did was purge the jedi order, but even then it didn't take that many years afterwards for the Jedi temple to make a complete comeback but without the hypocritical outlook that plagued it.

    • @rouhsifbenschop7074
      @rouhsifbenschop7074 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Lord_Chibi balance no matter how long is still balance, maybe the force needed a reset to rid all of the corruption that was rampant

    • @adorabooadoraboo9910
      @adorabooadoraboo9910 5 месяцев назад

      Why not?

  • @Keverember
    @Keverember 5 месяцев назад +2431

    Imagine being shown this episode back in 2012 when George sold Lucasfilm.

    • @teamtundra2619
      @teamtundra2619 5 месяцев назад +15

      It’s literally not the apocalypse

    • @Keverember
      @Keverember 5 месяцев назад +344

      @@teamtundra2619 it’s literally not Star Wars

    • @teamtundra2619
      @teamtundra2619 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Keverember to you perhaps, but not in reality

    • @Keverember
      @Keverember 5 месяцев назад +261

      @@teamtundra2619 I feel confident that history will be on my side on this one.

    • @teamtundra2619
      @teamtundra2619 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Keverember if all of history denies reality, so be it

  • @DaniBoi_AU1113
    @DaniBoi_AU1113 5 месяцев назад +1530

    “If you hate the Acolyte, then Star Wars isn’t for you!”
    No, whatever monstrosity this is that you’ve disgustingly created isn’t for us, because this isn’t Star Wars.

    • @teamtundra2619
      @teamtundra2619 5 месяцев назад +6

      Nah

    • @tqlla
      @tqlla 5 месяцев назад +73

      "If you hate the Acolyte, then DISNEY Star Wars isnt for you"
      Me: I am fine with that.

    • @mr_coffee9917
      @mr_coffee9917 5 месяцев назад +25

      it was a fun episode, you guys are just getting clicks for hate

    • @TF0145
      @TF0145 5 месяцев назад +3

      💯

    • @LinkedIn12Smith
      @LinkedIn12Smith 5 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@teamtundra2619judge Judy isn't for this woke shit and that includes defund the police and protecting criminals, but strangely you are subscribed to her enjoy kid.

  • @vernonhampton5863
    @vernonhampton5863 5 месяцев назад +370

    You know it's bad when SW Theory looks like he needs a hug.
    This episode was like watching another person's therapy session.

    • @jameshurcombe2049
      @jameshurcombe2049 5 месяцев назад +1

      Is that you talking or him

    • @ibramblebush
      @ibramblebush 5 месяцев назад +7

      I know, it's sad. I think Lucasfilm broke him with this one.

    • @teleportedbreadfor3days
      @teleportedbreadfor3days 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@jameshurcombe2049 Theory doesn’t make alternate accounts to comment under. I got accused of that out of the blue while discussing Star Wars under a Thor Skywalker video

    • @SharkInTheDarkness
      @SharkInTheDarkness 5 месяцев назад +2

      Ong, I've never seen him do that kind of face ever

    • @idawg7332
      @idawg7332 5 месяцев назад +3

      watching theory and jeremy jahns slowly die inside over the last decade has been sad

  • @Michael-sl9st
    @Michael-sl9st 5 месяцев назад +238

    23% audience score 😂

    • @Tinman452
      @Tinman452 5 месяцев назад +13

      Nah its 21% now 😂

    • @johansvensson833
      @johansvensson833 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@Tinman452 who cares a can downvote godfather to 15% in a second if a want trash review bombing mean nothing

    • @benatryl5194
      @benatryl5194 5 месяцев назад +2

      18 now 😂

    • @commonwealthcommunitywatch6036
      @commonwealthcommunitywatch6036 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@benatryl5194 soon to be 17%

    • @SlavicBrahLoL
      @SlavicBrahLoL 5 месяцев назад +1

      18% now lol

  • @harrambou9468
    @harrambou9468 5 месяцев назад +512

    …Dude we’ve never seen him this disgusted before
    This thing must’ve REALLY done it this time

    • @theogking8309
      @theogking8309 5 месяцев назад +77

      It looked like his soul was torn to pieces. This episode must've been hot garbage.

    • @teamtundra2619
      @teamtundra2619 5 месяцев назад +17

      @@theogking8309it literally wasn’t

    • @brownsound545
      @brownsound545 5 месяцев назад +59

      @@teamtundra2619you’re entitled to your opinion, but 70% rated in the chat 0/10…I loved the first two episodes. This episode was a 2 pack of 🍑

    • @garrettfisher7185
      @garrettfisher7185 5 месяцев назад

      @@teamtundra2619I see you on every single comment defending this garbage show and Disney dickriding gtfo of here bro no way you are real. Paid actor

    • @jacksonspeed4733
      @jacksonspeed4733 5 месяцев назад +19

      @@brownsound545you as he pointed out is the show is not divisive, but almost bringing the entire entirety of the Star Wars fan base together over realizing what Disney has done

  • @johnpatitucci7919
    @johnpatitucci7919 5 месяцев назад +298

    I think what's horrifying is that she wants access to KOTOR too... When are people going to realize that this isn't about building up Star Wars, this is about recreating it in their image. They'd rather see it burn in an attempt to rebrand it than to carry on it's already popular and established canon.

    • @Sarahb7904-d3b
      @Sarahb7904-d3b 5 месяцев назад +11

      They better never change KOTOR ,

    • @teleportedbreadfor3days
      @teleportedbreadfor3days 5 месяцев назад +1

      That’s exactly it

    • @teleportedbreadfor3days
      @teleportedbreadfor3days 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Sarahb7904-d3b I remember when we thought they were gonna remaster KOTOR with modern graphics. I was worried about slight or major changes or alterations to the overall story. It’s happened before, and I don’t expect modern LucasFilms to resist the itch.

    • @SharkInTheDarkness
      @SharkInTheDarkness 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Sarahb7904-d3boh yeah once they get their hands on KOTOR they'll probably destroy that too bruv it's Disney

    • @FaabDzn
      @FaabDzn 5 месяцев назад

      @@Sarahb7904-d3b When they get the chance, they will.

  • @t.ahiti.
    @t.ahiti. 5 месяцев назад +2141

    I've honestly given up, much more peace of mind to not watch these atrocities they call "star wars".

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 5 месяцев назад +38

      This is just an insult to the Sith as well

    • @mikeyyy4111
      @mikeyyy4111 5 месяцев назад +56

      shouldve given up after the sequels or kenobi like most fans.

    • @teamtundra2619
      @teamtundra2619 5 месяцев назад

      @@mikeyyy4111nah

    • @teamtundra2619
      @teamtundra2619 5 месяцев назад +2

      Nah

    • @tijoike
      @tijoike 5 месяцев назад +12

      Same I didn't watch the episode I'm done

  • @90snetworkproductions79
    @90snetworkproductions79 5 месяцев назад +38

    *”Sometimes holding on hurts more than just letting go.”* Life won’t wait for you to move on with your life. Just be glad Star Wars happened. And be glad you were a fan before the ratards came in.

  • @Sincity702boy
    @Sincity702boy 5 месяцев назад +301

    I’d consider Spaceballs cannon before I accept this as starwars.

    • @Sarahb7904-d3b
      @Sarahb7904-d3b 5 месяцев назад +15

      At least spaceballs was in a way funny 😁 and had more of a story then this.

    • @andytarot
      @andytarot 5 месяцев назад +18

      Spaceballs is far, far more star wars than this piece of sith

    • @brandenbilodeau193
      @brandenbilodeau193 5 месяцев назад +5

      Spaceballs fits Star Wars better tbh

    • @darrenq
      @darrenq 5 месяцев назад +8

      May the Schwartz be with you.

    • @ALIENBACKGAMING
      @ALIENBACKGAMING 5 месяцев назад +4

      Spaceballs was silly 😂😂 this episode is horrid

  • @thedarkleaf6286
    @thedarkleaf6286 5 месяцев назад +256

    "Twice the Pride, Twice the fall." -Dooku

    • @OtherTaylor
      @OtherTaylor 5 месяцев назад +6

      Underrated comment.

    • @josh_2504
      @josh_2504 5 месяцев назад +20

      You mean “double the fall” smh

    • @iPoTeNcYy
      @iPoTeNcYy 5 месяцев назад +2

      You can't even quote dooku correctly

    • @thedarkleaf6286
      @thedarkleaf6286 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@iPoTeNcYy Yep and I am still crushing it. Go back to your rainbow saber.

    • @Ravenfanatic5
      @Ravenfanatic5 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@iPoTeNcYy did you get what @thedarkleaf6286 was trying to say?

  • @scottshawley623
    @scottshawley623 5 месяцев назад +135

    The fact that they are gas lighting everyone into thinking if you criticise this show your evil. Is bonkers!!!

    • @bgibel
      @bgibel 5 месяцев назад +4

      WTF are you talking about?! Nobody is doing that. People are criticizing the show left and right.

    • @thatHARVguy
      @thatHARVguy 5 месяцев назад +18

      They've been doing that for over a decade.

    • @ExpertContrarian
      @ExpertContrarian 5 месяцев назад +16

      @@bgibellying isn’t going to work

    • @fuelfreak108
      @fuelfreak108 5 месяцев назад

      @@bgibelBozo, have you listened to LITERALLY ANY interview with anyone associated with this show? Of course they have been doing it. They’ve been doing it since Disney took over this train wreck franchise. It’s what happens when you hire communists.

    • @local2004prez
      @local2004prez 5 месяцев назад +1

      Well I’m evil then cause this shit is horrible but they know we’ll stick around to “see what happens”

  • @YesYou-
    @YesYou- 5 месяцев назад +79

    Phantom Menace: “Chosen 1? Don’t care, you’re passed the recruitment age”
    Acolyte: we must recruit these over aged kids with mediocre force potential!

    • @adorabooadoraboo9910
      @adorabooadoraboo9910 5 месяцев назад

      Maybe High Republic was the reason why the rule was more strict later on. Not far fetched

    • @Filterdeez
      @Filterdeez 5 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@adorabooadoraboo9910or maybe the high Republic is the product of writers who can't get over the fact that men or straight people exist.
      Much more likely scenario.

    • @andrewhutchens924
      @andrewhutchens924 5 месяцев назад +2

      Also sith didnt exist or show themselves for 1000 years. Thus is 100 years before. Soooooo there goew that line from Star Wars.

    • @YesYou-
      @YesYou- 5 месяцев назад

      @@AlexBarbu that part 💯

    • @adorabooadoraboo9910
      @adorabooadoraboo9910 5 месяцев назад

      @@Filterdeez lols what? Bruh....

  • @legoman716
    @legoman716 5 месяцев назад +337

    "If she does not give up her emergency powers after the destruction of the Acolyte, then she should be removed from office".

    • @Claego
      @Claego 5 месяцев назад +37

      I move for a vote of no confidence in Leslie Hedlund and Kathleen Kennedy.

    • @legoman716
      @legoman716 5 месяцев назад

      @Lee-km7qq you have a good point! Why not make Hidalgo or Filoni produce and/or direct a series or movie?

    • @guitarheroaddict12
      @guitarheroaddict12 5 месяцев назад

      ​@Lee-km7qqlet's all fans get together and make a new franchise called "Galaxy Wars"

    • @Ravenfanatic5
      @Ravenfanatic5 5 месяцев назад +1

      "The Jedi council will have to control of the senate(Disney) in order to secure a peaceful transition."
      "To a dark place this line of thought will carry us. Mmm great care we must take."

    • @shinre
      @shinre 5 месяцев назад

      @@legoman716 Hildalgo is their puppet. He is their Shah of Iran to their American government. Do not trust that man with Star Wars any more than you do KK.

  • @fathersondiecast6521
    @fathersondiecast6521 5 месяцев назад +739

    In my last act of fandom, in true Jedi fashion I've let go of my attachment to a once beloved franchise.

    • @troyrollwitz7644
      @troyrollwitz7644 5 месяцев назад +15

      That’s fair. At least we have the Ashoka story which compared to this is amazing

    • @Serenitydeployed
      @Serenitydeployed 5 месяцев назад

      This is what did it? Not a little girl running in a forest away from grown men? Or a little girl hiding in a robe through an empire base? Bro Star Wars has been shit for years. If this is what did it for you idk where the fuck you’ve been through the trash that’s been released already

    • @muigokublack6487
      @muigokublack6487 5 месяцев назад +8

      "Star Wars...I let you go."

    • @bbbbbbread
      @bbbbbbread 5 месяцев назад +19

      I let go too man at least we had the glory days

    • @MASTERCOLLECTOR-hc6nx
      @MASTERCOLLECTOR-hc6nx 5 месяцев назад +23

      Read legends Man. That is star wars

  • @hirenbhavsar2073
    @hirenbhavsar2073 5 месяцев назад +337

    Theory looks absolutely defeated. I can’t believe it’s come to this.

    • @GalaxyOfBoltz
      @GalaxyOfBoltz 5 месяцев назад +63

      I feel for him. He has a whole channel built on a franchise that he would probably love to praise, but he can’t. He’s too genuine to go along with all this forced nonsense. He definitely deserves respect for being honest about all this stuff. He has to endure lots of Twitter hate for his honesty.

    • @YuProducciones
      @YuProducciones 5 месяцев назад

      we are demolished brothers and sisters

    • @danijelkotur1720
      @danijelkotur1720 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@YuProducciones at least he got rich trough channel most of us arent not a hater fan actualy

    • @olliegreen3446
      @olliegreen3446 5 месяцев назад

      well to be fair, he surrounds himself with nothing but star wars hatred. He stopped making actual theories because of the money. what sells? emotion, is hate an emotion? yes. he hates because he thinks its betetr economically, and because he doesnt like change. star wars isnt the same as when you were a kid, grow up and jsut accept the change. i thought episode 3 wasnt amazing, but it wasnt bad either, i enjoyed myself.

    • @Nexus23able
      @Nexus23able 5 месяцев назад +4

      Time to move away from Star Wars

  • @0megacron
    @0megacron 5 месяцев назад +53

    Thank you for watching this show so the rest of us don't have to. Your sacrifice is appreciated, brother.

    • @PrimeTime__
      @PrimeTime__ 5 месяцев назад +2

      I haven't even watched the trailers, much less the show itself. Being created by Kathleen Kennedy was enough to lose my interest. I'm enjoying watching it burn to the ground though. The fans deserve better.

  • @puppy14
    @puppy14 5 месяцев назад +183

    180 million dollars is insane. I feel like budgets have ballooned for no reason, the corruption is so far gone that it is laughable.

    • @VigilantErik
      @VigilantErik 5 месяцев назад +7

      A lot of pennies can secretly spill out of a bucket full of $180 M for certain folks to pick up in exchange for silence.

    • @lorenzog7811
      @lorenzog7811 5 месяцев назад

      It's all to spread the gay agenda

    • @codyerickson3550
      @codyerickson3550 5 месяцев назад +7

      Two words: Money laundering.

    • @rainmaker2338
      @rainmaker2338 5 месяцев назад +1

      See now this actually is a level headed take about this show. This show and a lot of the Disney+ shows look like absolute ass. Theory bitching about the Force being described as “a thread” is just some dumb shit

    • @lorenzog7811
      @lorenzog7811 5 месяцев назад +2

      It's to pay for the propaganda

  • @mustaflex
    @mustaflex 5 месяцев назад +211

    Star Wars died with the last jedi, we are just watching scavengers eating the remains away.

    • @Assassino275
      @Assassino275 5 месяцев назад +13

      It died long before that friend 😢

    • @rubenfrankish
      @rubenfrankish 5 месяцев назад +5

      They showed with Mando season 1-2 and Andor, they're is competency at Lucasfilm... but it's like a needle in a haystack that eventually won't get found. Franchise is dead, men are done with this crap! I'm done, I'm out. Not because of Women, not because of Diversity... because the story rapes the Universe, molests our dreams and hopes for the franchise and takes us out of the world and into reality... when the sole purpose of what SW is... is the exact opposite, it's meant to lift us up, excite us, take us away from everyday life, not bring us crashing back down to the reality of real world agendas!

    • @user-we3eg9vs8z
      @user-we3eg9vs8z 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@rubenfrankishcorrect.

    • @benvergus1573
      @benvergus1573 5 месяцев назад +13

      I dont get why people dont see 'the force awakens' as the start of the problem. Its literally a way worse remake of 'a new hope'. It lacks total creativity and anything they did newly add was horrible writing, like Rey using force powers she hadnt even seen before

    • @mustaflex
      @mustaflex 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@benvergus1573 Totally agree it's just a bad taste remake of ep. 4 but it introduced likeable characters and did not do real damage to the franchise, I was still hopeful for what would come next. Ep. 8 came sneaking from behind and put a bullet at the base of skull of SW. Man I still remember sitting through the credits of the Last Jedi and asking myself wtf did I just watch.

  • @steelshanks1265
    @steelshanks1265 5 месяцев назад +282

    “Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.” J R R Tolkien

    • @Hero_Of_Old
      @Hero_Of_Old 5 месяцев назад +2

      Bro, I agree but thats not a Tolkien quote 😂

    • @misterfevillord1588
      @misterfevillord1588 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Hero_Of_Oldit maybe true, but is a message you can read in his books. Gandalf could have said that.

    • @caryg4638
      @caryg4638 5 месяцев назад +2

      Sounds like Katt Williams.

    • @steelshanks1265
      @steelshanks1265 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Hero_Of_Old Untrue. Samwise says this about the Orcs in the Lord of the Rings. Or something very similar. Since Sam was written by Tolkien, it IS a Tolkien quote.

    • @gimzod76
      @gimzod76 5 месяцев назад +1

      Correct qoute is this. The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real new things of its own.

  • @mikesorbassguitar
    @mikesorbassguitar 5 месяцев назад +8

    Knowing whose personal assistant Leslye Headwound used to be, I have to believe she has some serious blackmail dirt on someone very high up at Disney. Why else would they giver her hundreds of millions of dollars to utterly destroy the franchise? She must have information that would put Disney out of business and their executives in prison.

  • @cyruslashkari1708
    @cyruslashkari1708 5 месяцев назад +319

    In order to cleanse himself from the filth he just saw, he is going to watch The Empire strikes back 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @markboman7258
      @markboman7258 5 месяцев назад +24

      The ultimate star wars entry

    • @staroceans8677
      @staroceans8677 5 месяцев назад +8

      ❤❤❤❤❤👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @YuProducciones
      @YuProducciones 5 месяцев назад +2

      All and each person who watched this episode needs that level of therapy for themselfs😂 Empire strikesback 🎉

    • @nicoledreamcr4666
      @nicoledreamcr4666 5 месяцев назад

      And we would be honored, if you'd join us

    • @Iamangyg
      @Iamangyg 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

  • @TheTalan
    @TheTalan 5 месяцев назад +493

    Calling it now, were getting the disney origin of of "May the force be with you" and how its supposed to be "Mae, The Force, be with you."

    • @Quickscript
      @Quickscript 5 месяцев назад +110

      OH GOD PLEASE NO

    • @Keverember
      @Keverember 5 месяцев назад +158

      Delete this, now. Before someone at Disney sees this comment

    • @jacksonmorgner5598
      @jacksonmorgner5598 5 месяцев назад +61

      Stfu right now, please, now that’s gonna be stuck in my head

    • @sirfishe9949
      @sirfishe9949 5 месяцев назад +45

      This should be the dumbest thing anyone has said about star wars but right now, i can see it happening! D:

    • @myLocoson
      @myLocoson 5 месяцев назад +4

      Yet vernestra already said “may the force be with you” to sol in ep 1?

  • @andrewwall4155
    @andrewwall4155 5 месяцев назад +106

    Lesyle Headland literally made this about herself and her romantic life. But don’t forget people, she’s a virtuous/enlightened person which makes her immune to criticism.

    • @calvinhobbes2680
      @calvinhobbes2680 5 месяцев назад +15

      So, the guy on the rock with the red glowstick must be Harvey Weinstein?

    • @inboxnews
      @inboxnews 5 месяцев назад +9

      ​@calvinhobbes2680 Nobody said lesbian fantasy made sense.

  • @TheForbidden_1ne
    @TheForbidden_1ne 5 месяцев назад +29

    You all have to learn, they're doing this stuff on purpose. They're tearing down your favorite franchises because they know how much it means to you. They love reactions like this because they take great pride in seeing the fandom rage and/ or disgusted. They don't care about making good movies or tv shows, they only care about trolling hardcore fans and hijacking your favorite forms of entertainment

    • @dudefromsaturn999
      @dudefromsaturn999 5 месяцев назад +4

      I don’t understand what are they benefitting from, their wasting millions of dollars to produce an intentional bad show only to receive negative reviews and loose subscriptions… at this point their only playing themselves

    • @jebblottin92
      @jebblottin92 5 месяцев назад +2

      Nah you give them too much credit. They aren't even aware of their own actions let alone the feelings of the fans. All they care about is making money, which they aren't going to do with this series.

    • @TheForbidden_1ne
      @TheForbidden_1ne 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@dudefromsaturn999 my guess is we're not their real customers, we're just the audience. Because, I mean the house of mouse has been releasing complete trash for a few years now and there's no signs of them stopping. Where are they getting the money from to keep these failures coming like they do?

    • @TheForbidden_1ne
      @TheForbidden_1ne 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@jebblottin92 idk man, just watch the one interview with the showrunner and main character lady. Now, I understand that they could just be saying what they said just to get ahead of the scrutiny, however, they could also just be saying the quiet parts out loud

    • @davidfairweather3301
      @davidfairweather3301 5 месяцев назад

      @@dudefromsaturn999I don’t get it either. They’re using these entertainment products to plug as much political-social topics as possible but the writing itself sucks and the product ends up sucking. Like if you’re going to use this stuff just to spew out your new age political correctness, wouldn’t you want the end product to at least be entertaining so people buy into your message? They’re wasting so much money and making crap just to get bad reviews. Then they spin it around to steer any criticism towards audiences being sexist, racist, bigoted etc. like just write quality stuff

  • @filipfenix
    @filipfenix 5 месяцев назад +249

    Last Jedi was when Star Wars died, this is some necrophilia type of shit

    • @Mahhhdeee
      @Mahhhdeee 5 месяцев назад +9

      Fax. The Utter truth.

    • @cenotefreediving
      @cenotefreediving 5 месяцев назад +6

      Last jedi is a masterpiece next to that

    • @teleportedbreadfor3days
      @teleportedbreadfor3days 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@cenotefreediving The Last Jedi was the knife to the heart. This is the twist.
      I still don't believe Star Wars is dead. I'm sick of that pessimistic, nihilistic viewpoint. Star Wars only dies if we stop loving it, and people saying it's dead only means they're accepting what's being done to it under Disney and KK. Loving anything made pre-Disney means loving Star Wars. Liking or accepting Disney stuff means denying what Star Wars is and is supposed to be. I still love Star Wars with all my heart, cause it shaped me. Otherwise, I'd be denying a part of my soul. But that doesn't mean I have to accept this... attack on it. People will still love Star Wars, because they will deny Disney's take on it, like myself. It's not dead if we hold onto what makes it Star Wars and cherish it for that.

    • @Steve_Kassiotis
      @Steve_Kassiotis 5 месяцев назад

      Star wars ended with revenge of the sith

    • @cameronpark7131
      @cameronpark7131 5 месяцев назад

      You mean Rise of Skywalker.

  • @Raddnedge
    @Raddnedge 5 месяцев назад +251

    The show is a therapy session for Leslye Headland? "Our hour is up, that will be 50 million dollars, thank you."

    • @Moarlatz
      @Moarlatz 5 месяцев назад +6

      Oh, it looks like you must be an "ist" and "phone" since you have a non-positive opinion.

    • @yojimbo26
      @yojimbo26 5 месяцев назад +9

      She got 180 million from KK, Feloni and Bob to write lesbian fanfiction. Why they thought it was a good idea we will never know.

  • @VikingBiker789
    @VikingBiker789 5 месяцев назад +74

    Evil cannot create, only corrupt.

    • @DarkestKnightshade
      @DarkestKnightshade 5 месяцев назад

      "Darth plagueis was a dark lord of the sith so powerful and so wise, he could influence the midichlorians to create...life"
      I think that's what the horned woman talks about when she says "and what if they find out how you created them". I think it's going to lead back to a collab project with plagueis or his master. If it is I'm going to be ok with it, if the witches did it all on their own I'm not going to be very happy.

  • @treytoomuch
    @treytoomuch 5 месяцев назад +27

    Luke: May you fight with the strength of 10 forced lesbians

  • @darthdragonborn1076
    @darthdragonborn1076 5 месяцев назад +164

    Welp guess disney did somthing right.
    They proved southparks point.

    • @REAZONUKHIPHOP
      @REAZONUKHIPHOP 5 месяцев назад

      Really? How many other gay chick's are in star wars? And just when will it EVER be OK to have a gay chick in SW without the woke tag being applied ? Being gay isn't woke in itself. Being gay is simply a sexuality.

  • @SnoDub
    @SnoDub 5 месяцев назад +406

    But... but... rotten tomatoes said it was certified fresh!!! 😆

    • @VenomtheOne
      @VenomtheOne 5 месяцев назад +12

      Fresh tomatoes hurt more when they hit the head, so it's ok.

    • @juancabardo21
      @juancabardo21 5 месяцев назад +28

      how many more lies have i been told by the council

    • @lonewolf604
      @lonewolf604 5 месяцев назад +1

      ......the average is around 6 though. 90%ish critics gave it a score above 50%

    • @kanavkohli794
      @kanavkohli794 5 месяцев назад +9

      I AM THE TOMATO (Senate)

    • @ThunderBZaper
      @ThunderBZaper 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@kanavkohli794you wish, don’t you?

  • @datone_kai
    @datone_kai 5 месяцев назад +123

    "I can't watch anymore" - Obi-Wan

    • @rocketjohnny3173
      @rocketjohnny3173 5 месяцев назад +9

      If the acolyte you watch, only pain will you find

    • @Ravenfanatic5
      @Ravenfanatic5 5 месяцев назад

      "Destroy the woke we must."
      "Send me to k*ll the Emperor. I will not k*ll Anakin."
      "To fight this Lord Kathleen, strong enough, you are not."
      "He is like my brother. I cannot do it."
      "Twisted by the woke side, young Skywalker(Star Wars b4 Disney) has become. The boy you trained, gone he is. Consumed by Darthleen."

  • @AdamM-ud7hr
    @AdamM-ud7hr 5 месяцев назад +48

    The Boys and House of the Dragon are ready to show the Acolyte on how to make good television.

  • @CowboyClintWolfe
    @CowboyClintWolfe 5 месяцев назад +157

    Me watching The Acolyte: That's not how the force works.

    • @boiboiboi1419
      @boiboiboi1419 5 месяцев назад +8

      Dude acting like witches of dathomir doesn't exist,
      But screw it, need to keep dollars coming on the clicks

    • @jamessalvatore7054
      @jamessalvatore7054 5 месяцев назад

      Or how fire works. Morons over at Disney think fire will ignite solid rock

    • @CowboyClintWolfe
      @CowboyClintWolfe 5 месяцев назад +9

      @boiboiboi1419 Dathomir witches make sense to me.
      But this Thread thing is stupid.

    • @The_Stranger1986
      @The_Stranger1986 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@boiboiboi1419 The witches of Dathomir were well written.

    • @boiboiboi1419
      @boiboiboi1419 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@CowboyClintWolfe the story is not even finished, they could be related, the chief lady said they were exiled
      What do you know?

  • @TheAutumnWind_RN4L
    @TheAutumnWind_RN4L 5 месяцев назад +56

    I realized what Disney was doing when I didn't see Luke or Han as available avatars on the Disney accounts page.

  • @jeffreynickel6661
    @jeffreynickel6661 5 месяцев назад +213

    Why would a Jedi allow an untrained kid to touch & hold his weapon? That's like a cop giving a child who wants to be a police officer a handgun to touch and play with.

    • @OddEyeGuy
      @OddEyeGuy 5 месяцев назад +5

      I haven’t watched the show and will never after reading that

    • @Sasuke2ss
      @Sasuke2ss 5 месяцев назад +4

      To be fair Obi Wan gave Luke his father‘s lightsaber without training as well

    • @jeffreynickel6661
      @jeffreynickel6661 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@Sasuke2ss true but I think that is an entirely different situation. Obi-won knew his father like a brother and Luke to a certain extent since he had been keeping an eye on him as he grew up. These Jedi didn’t know these two girls from atom. The one twin didn’t want to become a Jedi and hated them. Had he given it to the wrong twin she could have started slicing and dicing. Not smart at all.

    • @woodsman9427
      @woodsman9427 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@jeffreynickel6661 also kanan did the same thing with Ezra well actually he found it it

    • @samw2670
      @samw2670 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@jeffreynickel6661he also knew luke would be the one to bring balance to the force hence he knew hed have the same midaclorians as his father

  • @exozetplsbuff
    @exozetplsbuff 5 месяцев назад +4

    This is exactly what most of us felt when Last Jedi came out. Glad to see you waking up to it, Theory.

  • @alsoeris
    @alsoeris 5 месяцев назад +71

    "This is outrageous!" - Anakin Skywalker.

  • @Zenn3k
    @Zenn3k 5 месяцев назад +72

    Luke: "The force?"
    Obi-wan: "The force is what gives a Jedi his power, its a powerful energy field created by two lesbians scissoring"

    • @gottesurteil3201
      @gottesurteil3201 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@brycer3476I'm glad you have your priorities straight.

    • @MaxShinGun
      @MaxShinGun 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@brycer3476Oh... so you found another mirror. Congratulations!

    • @Amigmamale
      @Amigmamale 5 месяцев назад +1

      Luke: ...what?

    • @KNullHypothesis
      @KNullHypothesis 5 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Ravenfanatic5
      @Ravenfanatic5 5 месяцев назад

      Smh🤢

  • @Rundas045
    @Rundas045 5 месяцев назад +102

    So when can we canonize legends and 'legendize' canon?

    • @LtCaveman
      @LtCaveman 5 месяцев назад +24

      Yes. All Disney is now fan fiction.

    • @mkhud50n
      @mkhud50n 5 месяцев назад +1

      I don't get why people are thinking that. it doesn't change canon, it's their interpretation of the Force witch some consider to be unnatural.

    • @rithvikmuthyalapati9754
      @rithvikmuthyalapati9754 5 месяцев назад

      @@LtCaveman We will allow exceptions for Obi Wan Kenobi, Mandalorian, Andor, Tales of the Jedi, and Ahsoka

    • @BigMan.270
      @BigMan.270 5 месяцев назад +14

      ​​@@rithvikmuthyalapati9754Majority of those shows are a part of the Star Wars problem. Only Andor is worth keeping.

    • @SlayerPDX
      @SlayerPDX 5 месяцев назад +5

      At any moment. Fuck canon. It's not theirs. It's ours. We can reject what they do

  • @durkin9664
    @durkin9664 5 месяцев назад +10

    Someone needs to find the world between worlds and save Harambe as that’s when the timeline went down a dark path.

  • @Mike.Knight69
    @Mike.Knight69 5 месяцев назад +303

    They literally hired someone who doesn’t even know what Star Wars is to work on their project, literally tells me they don’t care

    • @rainmaker2338
      @rainmaker2338 5 месяцев назад +4

      If you’re gonna complain about the show, fine, but don’t just spread lies. Leslye Headland is a bigger Star Wars fan than any modern live action Star Wars creator except for Dave Filoni. She played the Star Wara tabletop RPG as a kid and was obsessed with KOTOR

    • @dr.deadass140
      @dr.deadass140 5 месяцев назад +23

      @@rainmaker2338he’s referring to one of the writers literally saying that they don’t know shit about Star Wars in an interview lol. It’s like how the writers of the Halo series said they didn’t know anything about the game.

    • @KingShibe
      @KingShibe 5 месяцев назад

      An assistant to Weinstein....keep defending it ​@@rainmaker2338

    • @davelange8368
      @davelange8368 5 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@rainmaker2338Some of the cast and crew were hired specifically because they had no prior knowledge of the star wars universe... They announced it with pride, it's not like they are hiding this fact. Lol

    • @sclarin2
      @sclarin2 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@rainmaker2338 BS...my favorite star wars is all of them. Fan indeed.

  • @TwinSnake777
    @TwinSnake777 5 месяцев назад +81

    This comes from the man who cried tears of joy when Luke Skywalker showed up in the Mandalorian season 2 finale.
    Disney really screwed up big time.

    • @SMACKYOURB1TCHUP
      @SMACKYOURB1TCHUP 5 месяцев назад

      It's mad how they have declined so much since that point. Book of Boba, Obi Wan, Mando season 3 and now Acolyte.

    • @Darth_yoyo
      @Darth_yoyo 5 месяцев назад +5

      That was a beautiful christmas gift! nothing modern top that part of Luke

    • @johnchristensen9710
      @johnchristensen9710 5 месяцев назад +2

      That one still pisses me off. The guy berates the sequel trilogy for being full of fan-service and then cries "tear of joy" when Disney puts F-grade CGI Luke Skywalker into a TV show.

  • @jeremypage3370
    @jeremypage3370 5 месяцев назад +184

    How could this look the way it does on a budget only 10 million less than Dune 2?

    • @jasonryan2555
      @jasonryan2555 5 месяцев назад +54

      Maybe they are money laundering at this point.

    • @jeremypage3370
      @jeremypage3370 5 месяцев назад +15

      @@jasonryan2555 that's about the only explanation left. Waiting for Segal to show up as a jedi

    • @VaporShiroVTuberCh
      @VaporShiroVTuberCh 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@jasonryan2555that is literally the only explenation at this point

    • @seanhartel5362
      @seanhartel5362 5 месяцев назад

      I thought Dune 2 was only 120 million 😂. Oppenheimer was 100

    • @needum9212
      @needum9212 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@seanhartel5362 no it was actually 10 mill less hahaha. when you put it that way its like holy shit whats happening right now.

  • @MvanD
    @MvanD 5 месяцев назад +3

    I've been a Star Wars fan my entire life. Hooked on it from the "first" episode in 1977 that i watched in the box office. I even enjoyed Kenobi and Book of Boba Fett. I've got two massive SW tattoo's on my leg. I was a bit sceptical after the first two episodes of The Acolyte, but wanted to give it a 2nd chance, but after this episode I am considering to buy a lightsaber and cut off my leg

  • @AlexPatterson-co4gh
    @AlexPatterson-co4gh 5 месяцев назад +48

    A good plot tells you all about the hero/heroine of the story. A bad plot tells you all about the writer.

    • @ALIENBACKGAMING
      @ALIENBACKGAMING 5 месяцев назад

      Yep these writers are horrible , should have used the writers for obi and maybe the last movies I don't get it

    • @RaikenXion
      @RaikenXion 5 месяцев назад +1

      And what if the "writer" grew up sympathizing and "identifying" with the "Villains" ?? What if they actually see the villains as the "Heroes" ??

  • @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp
    @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp 5 месяцев назад +207

    Instead of listening to South Park, they double downed on everything, and now Star Wars is officially finished. 26% fan score on RT is insane. The only upside is that it’s bringing the fandom together to hate Disney Star Wars together.

    • @teamtundra2619
      @teamtundra2619 5 месяцев назад +1

      Not really

    • @Mogorman87
      @Mogorman87 5 месяцев назад +4

      What a brainrot take.

    • @brownsound545
      @brownsound545 5 месяцев назад +37

      @@Mogorman87I find it hilarious theory has been constantly asking people to keep it respectful, then we have people like you spouting nonsense. This was an excellent take. Properly worded. Keep it respectful.

    • @Mogorman87
      @Mogorman87 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@brownsound545 keep it respectful? This guy said he’s happy the communities come together to hate Star Wars. I treat reasonable people respectfully. Keep it respectful…… you a mod? This a chat? Gonna ban me? God dam safe spaces. Grow up. The people spouting nonsense are mostly just bigots. It was mainly the end of his comment they irked me. There are more hateboys on this platform now than fanboys. Hate gets clicks.

    • @brownsound545
      @brownsound545 5 месяцев назад +35

      @@Mogorman87 you threw a whole hissy fit. That’s not keeping it respectful. Jesus Christ. What are you talking about “safe space”…I’m just referring to being a reasonable adult.

  • @atomicred1037
    @atomicred1037 5 месяцев назад +37

    I've been a fan since '77 and i was ok for many years without new content. I'll be ok again. RIP.

    • @achaudhari101
      @achaudhari101 5 месяцев назад

      Because you suck at being a fan?

    • @Erabbz
      @Erabbz 5 месяцев назад

      I’m from 95 and I feel the same damn way… Star Wars should of never been sold to Disney and I doubt Disney will ever sell Star Wars in my lifetime so rip indeed 🪦 ⚰️ ☠️😭

  • @phenixorbitall3917
    @phenixorbitall3917 5 месяцев назад +1

    George Lukas brought disturbance in the force buy selling Lukas Films to disney...the greatest order 66 move ever

  • @kleindropper
    @kleindropper 5 месяцев назад +163

    The Last Jedi was like hitting the iceberg; The Acolyte is the ship breaking in half and sinking to the deep depths of the ocean.

    • @Abc-vm4wt
      @Abc-vm4wt 5 месяцев назад

      Nope, it's just the beginning

    • @ruinmcdickpants8412
      @ruinmcdickpants8412 5 месяцев назад

      @@Abc-vm4wtso 4 Hours of the extended cut of Titanic slowing sinking in a frigid cold ocean ?

    • @dangertrebor
      @dangertrebor 5 месяцев назад

      I agree with ABC, it is just the beginning, because KK will want the iceberg to sink too (not that that is possible). Inside the iceberg she will make sure they put a chick in it and make her fucking gay!

    • @MasterJediDude
      @MasterJediDude 5 месяцев назад +6

      And our favorite characters are like the dude who fell off the stern and hit the propellers on the way down.

    • @shed117
      @shed117 5 месяцев назад +1

      And Kathleen Kennedy is Kate Winslet watching the people freeze and drown us the fans and Leonardo Dicaprio is George Lucaus hanging on the wardrobe for dear life freezing 🥶 only to be let go to the depths by Kathleen.
      RIP Star wars 🙏🏼

  • @generaljimmies3429
    @generaljimmies3429 5 месяцев назад +113

    "That's stupid! You're stupid! STOP BEING STUPID!!!" Lord Frieza

    • @christianadrianruiz7320
      @christianadrianruiz7320 5 месяцев назад

      I tell you something. Leslye Headlan, former assistant to Harvey Weinstein, his right hand (it's a way of saying because his ideology is ultra left) she was aware of what her boss was doing, she knew that he harassed 83 women and raped 17 actresses and she is still free making series for the public, he is not in prison (he was his accomplice). She says she fights for women. On Weinstein's list, did she hire or help anyone?

    • @sawyeratkinson
      @sawyeratkinson 5 месяцев назад +11

      Tfs freezer for clarification...

    • @Direwolf1166
      @Direwolf1166 5 месяцев назад +8

      It’s bad if the best quote for a situation comes from a bad guy on the worst day of his life.

  • @LoveJellyfish_1996
    @LoveJellyfish_1996 5 месяцев назад +89

    I wish they would give you 180 million to do a Star Wars project dude , I would pay to see that brother

    • @staroceans8677
      @staroceans8677 5 месяцев назад

      Amen, Theory and so many other Utubers, Fans know Star Wars.

  • @TheKad33
    @TheKad33 5 месяцев назад +3

    Imagine you’re a Muhammad Ali fan and you’ve been following his career since you were a kid for two solid decades. You take YOUR kid to see the next Ali bout. It turns out to be the Larry Holmes fight. Your kid has just now seen “The Greatest” get knocked out multiple times, and you having seen how great Ali was tell your kid that he’ll get em next time. Except next time Ali gets knocked out even quicker and more handily. Eventually, you get tired of taking your kid to see your hero get manhandled and you stop going to Ali fights all together, opting instead to show your kid the rerun Ali tapes at home. This is where Theory is right now. He knows how great Star Wars was/is, but he’s starting to recognize that those times are gone now and that he can’t keep bringing his kid “US” to see this slow mutually painful decline and that we might be better off just watching what made it great instead of what it’s become.

  • @andyjryan
    @andyjryan 5 месяцев назад +23

    $180 million budget PLUS $50 million pre-production. I imagine we'll find out in 12 months that this blew out to over $300 million.

  • @stephenridgway2720
    @stephenridgway2720 5 месяцев назад +55

    The problem with a “train wreck” is that you can’t look away in case you miss something.

    • @TheBestPill-no2xp
      @TheBestPill-no2xp 5 месяцев назад +1

      Excuse for people who know they should stop watching.

    • @yhormthemidget
      @yhormthemidget 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@TheBestPill-no2xp morbid curiosity is a thing. Star Wars died for me the moment TLJ came out, but sometimes it is fun to look at the burning shitpile and laugh. This show is so unfathomably awful, I find it hilarious. Just gather the boys and mock it with a few beers.

    • @TheBestPill-no2xp
      @TheBestPill-no2xp 5 месяцев назад

      @@yhormthemidget giving your weakness a name doesn't justify it. Maybe you're more like your enemy than you think. Thought experiment: explore why you are not "morbidly curious" about other intellectual properties. Also, I don't see a bunch of laughter. Quite the opposite, in fact.

    • @yhormthemidget
      @yhormthemidget 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheBestPill-no2xp nah man, dont even attempt to psychoanalize me, i just love shit movies/series. The Room is peak kino. And believe me, if tomorrow star wars would just die permanently, I would not give a rat's ass. We still have the old movies, so why would I care? Disney can not make anything even semi-acceptable.
      I can just source a free range copy from the internet and enjoy the burning house. It is so much fun with friends, maybe you should find some and try it.

    • @TheBestPill-no2xp
      @TheBestPill-no2xp 5 месяцев назад

      @@yhormthemidget no analyzation necessary. You kind of put it all out there, didn't you? You couldn't lay off Star Wars if you tried. And you have. And you failed. That makes you just as much of a problem as anybody at disney. Copy and paste anything that I have written that's not true.

  • @RobertLeather
    @RobertLeather 5 месяцев назад +26

    Forbes went absolute scotched Earth on the episode. It was amazing.

    • @6706lefteye
      @6706lefteye 5 месяцев назад +4

      To be fair, that writer for Forbes hates everything. And I mean everything.

  • @zoltanzvara
    @zoltanzvara 5 месяцев назад +1

    Many of you mention George Lukas, but I think he knew exactly that this would happen, and he just does not give a dime. He knew Disney and the people working on these projects. If he had been protective, he would have been protecting Star Wars through appropriate legal precautions.

  • @user-hm1kx6mx1n
    @user-hm1kx6mx1n 5 месяцев назад +95

    The show made me appreciate Andor more!

    • @MaiaGothmog
      @MaiaGothmog 5 месяцев назад +25

      The writer of Andor should write every SW show at this point

    • @DZatheus
      @DZatheus 5 месяцев назад +13

      Andor slipped through the cracks. I can't believe the same studio produced both.

    • @phanomen-aal6147
      @phanomen-aal6147 5 месяцев назад +1

      fuck this andor. disney cant sw

    • @needum9212
      @needum9212 5 месяцев назад +4

      im just confused how all the other shows feel cheaper quality wise. andor with everything was super high quality. the budget for andor was 250 mill and this show is 180 mill. does the 70 mill difference really change the quality that much and if so why not just make the budget the same for everything lol. i also realized that dunes budget was 190 mill which is also crazy

    • @bubukill1
      @bubukill1 5 месяцев назад +3

      Main reason why Andor season 2 is the only thing I am truly enthusiastic about Star Wars future. They have competent people working behind it and the available budget to make it stand out as season 1 did.

  • @JohananStarGiver
    @JohananStarGiver 5 месяцев назад +24

    Jedi: You eyes can deceive you, dont trust them.
    Same Jedi in next scene: I saw her die with my own eyes...
    Really?

    • @williamhenderson1161
      @williamhenderson1161 5 месяцев назад +2

      And then he changes his mind. It’s pure trash. Poorly written, no understanding of Lucas’ vision and they don’t even try to hide their agenda.

    • @JohananStarGiver
      @JohananStarGiver 5 месяцев назад

      @@williamhenderson1161 Its just dirty Politics, they do this so they can get founding from Elites that want to keep us focused on separation not Unity. They dont care about Star Wars, they never did. Same Witcher, Lotr.. I dont see race or gender of sexuality, but Red is Red and Blue is Blue.. Story is story because it has certain Identity and authenticity right?

  • @MaxwellSchreck66633
    @MaxwellSchreck66633 5 месяцев назад +28

    I turned it off 15 mins in and put on Revenge of the Sith

    • @bgibel
      @bgibel 5 месяцев назад

      Hahahaha...Revenge of the Sith has great moments, but it also has a lot of trash moments, to be honest. Hayden's portrayal of Anakin is pretty awful and whiny at times, and some of the writing is garbage. Thank God The Clone Wars made it so much better. The film really doesn't stand alone well without the animated series, in my opinion.

    • @MaxwellSchreck66633
      @MaxwellSchreck66633 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@bgibel damn sucks for you. Enjoy Disney Star Wars. I'll continue watching the real stuff 😆

    • @whofactchecksthefactcheckers
      @whofactchecksthefactcheckers 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@bgibeli think Anakin was supposed to be a bit whiny. He hated sand, hated not being a master, hated sand people

  • @erixotwo2658
    @erixotwo2658 5 месяцев назад +27

    I was wrong about givin one more chance to this thing now called Star Wars

    • @dogkungfu8510
      @dogkungfu8510 5 месяцев назад +2

      I was just trying to hang on til Andor 2... at least the bad batch went out with a pretty good season. Watching Echo going all arc trooper solo on the ship to get Omega was AWESOME!

  • @councilofkarens729
    @councilofkarens729 5 месяцев назад +24

    To paraphrase Bart Simpson "you can literally see the moment when his soul leaves his body"

  • @nichompolas
    @nichompolas 5 месяцев назад +55

    When Filoni told Leslye Headland "this is your story" I think he meant that like to say "I have nothing to do with this", like distancing himself from anything that was going to happen in this show

    • @BigMan.270
      @BigMan.270 5 месяцев назад +15

      Filoni could have always asked to tweak the storyline. People need to stop giving Filoni a free pass.

    • @cole5953
      @cole5953 5 месяцев назад +16

      That is NOT what he meant. Filonis wife is a staunch mega feminist just like headland. He's a cowtowing coward. So tired of filoni worship. Most of his ideas had to be improved by other writers and George himself. "Muh umbra arc" filoni wasn't the reason that was good either.

    • @B8C0N
      @B8C0N 5 месяцев назад +8

      Filoni is just as much of a problem as Headland

    • @caedus6525
      @caedus6525 5 месяцев назад +5

      Filoni is just as much a talentless hack as Headland

    • @unodos149
      @unodos149 5 месяцев назад +9

      Filoni isn't near as good as folks want to think. He knew how to showrun cartoons, with cartoon pacing. He doesn't know how to showrun live action - putting aside the nostalgia-farming in Ahsoka, the narrative and acting were terrible - but the pacing/narrative would work for a cartoon. I don't know why but I think we subconsciously forgive cartoons being slightly unrealistic in ways we don't forgive live action. And he clearly doesn't know how to big-picture plan a cinematic/tv universe, because over half the shows are crap.

  • @Ebelon
    @Ebelon 5 месяцев назад +1

    Im starting to think "let the past die. kill it if you have to." Was actually a 4th wall break.

  • @R8erRay510
    @R8erRay510 5 месяцев назад +116

    Bro looks like he's ready to cry

    • @Ruddline
      @Ruddline 5 месяцев назад +8

      He has a channel multi million subs and needs to swallow either covering something and just sucking it up without any love for it, quitting channel that makes him lots of money or switching content, its all very distasteful.

    • @subsume7904
      @subsume7904 5 месяцев назад +26

      As a fan since I was 2 sitting on my dad's lap, yeah this all hurts, right in the childhood. Since this is all cannon it's retroactively rewriting and changing the stories we grew up with. So when we reminisce about the lessons we've learned it all leaves a bad taste, because now those lessons and stories are meaningless with the new shit that breaks it all in favor of their woke agenda they push.
      Anakin's sacrifice and strength to become the father he was meant to be? Pointless, somehow Palpatine returned.
      Luke being the literal embodiment of "Hope"? Nah he's a titty drinking exile who gives up in the end, then kills himself for absolutely no reason by overexerting himself.
      Let's not talk about what they did to Obi-Wan..
      Now we got the force, which Disney has been either slowly trying to turn it into something else, or they truly just don't get it.
      Yes, these stories may be fiction, but the lessons of hope, being a good person, and facing evil with compassion and love are not. Star Wars was originally meant to teach young boys how to rise and be men, George said himself, now what are we teaching our young boys? To run and hide? Give up hope?
      I know I didn't have to go this hard, but it doesn't matter what story they do it to, this should all scare us, this alteration of art, it's straight up Orwellian and they are doing it to everything.

    • @ROGALLYWORLD
      @ROGALLYWORLD 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@subsume7904damn you ppl take these movies this serious my god…

    • @Jjw338
      @Jjw338 5 месяцев назад +21

      @@ROGALLYWORLDyou act so surprised finding out people have emotional connections to things in life. Everything means something to everyone. Doesn’t mean they think the same as you do, or you think the same as they do. Star Wars means a lot to millions of people. Some people just love having something that takes them away from reality. I don’t even know why you’re here though cause any Star Wars fan would be able to understand and relate to what I just wrote.

    • @ROGALLYWORLD
      @ROGALLYWORLD 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Jjw338 did you just reply on your burner account? lol and you’re being overdramatic im one the biggest star wars fans there can be. 2000 hours in the old republic beat Kotor 1-2 multiple times beat fallen order watched clone wars watched rebels watched all d+ shows watched all movies. But saying “this hurts right in the childhood” is so overdramatic lol

  • @sandeepdavid846
    @sandeepdavid846 5 месяцев назад +110

    Star Wars ended with the celebration on Endor's moon as Luke looks toward Yoda, Obi Wan and Anakin as they look back in acknowledgement.
    That's my Star Wars Trilogy.

    • @Tahnee-69
      @Tahnee-69 5 месяцев назад +2

      Same thing mate

    • @teekay1122
      @teekay1122 5 месяцев назад

      Not even Mando? At least the first 2 seasons

    • @jaieregilmore971
      @jaieregilmore971 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@teekay1122while I like the two seasons it best ends with the complete saga in the return of the Jedi let it be the happy ending of Star Wars what’s come after should be left for interpretation.

    • @teekay1122
      @teekay1122 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@jaieregilmore971 in my book I just take what I like, and add it to my head cannon.

    • @jaieregilmore971
      @jaieregilmore971 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@teekay1122 Yeah that fair.

  • @maxismajor5702
    @maxismajor5702 5 месяцев назад +28

    It feels as if they’re trying to make the Jedi out to be villains which feels wrong because this should be a time where they are peacekeepers at their core which later changes into soldiers caught up in politics

    • @dbo514
      @dbo514 5 месяцев назад +3

      You don’t get it, they were in power and therefore were always the oppressors😂

    • @fredbeardelamater
      @fredbeardelamater 5 месяцев назад

      Where were they shown to be villains? They saved Osha and were compassionate all through… the only two characters I saw as villains in this episode was the Zabrak witch lady and Mae…

    • @maxismajor5702
      @maxismajor5702 5 месяцев назад

      @@fredbeardelamater I may be wrong but it seems like the fire issue with all the dead witches wasn’t just caused by mae and that’s why that floating Jedi willingly died because the Jedi might have done something too.

    • @fredbeardelamater
      @fredbeardelamater 5 месяцев назад

      @@maxismajor5702 yes, but in the episode explicitly the Jedi were not made out to look bad… especially as a collective, even taking this theory into account. I think everyone except for the Wookiee and Sol fucked up… but I can’t have been something too egregious cause he says he “thought [they] were doing the right thing” before drinking it

    • @maxismajor5702
      @maxismajor5702 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@fredbeardelamater I agree with that point too, and on another note I’m hoping to see some good lightsaber combat since these are Jedi in their prime when it comes to dueling, which might not happen honestly

  • @pauljohnson8688
    @pauljohnson8688 5 месяцев назад +4

    Everyone. Cancel your Disney+ subscription. Buy the books. This is the way.

  • @GalaxyOfBoltz
    @GalaxyOfBoltz 5 месяцев назад +29

    You guys don’t understand this won’t ever be good with DEI. Blame BLACKROCK

    • @c3bhm
      @c3bhm 5 месяцев назад

      Walt Disney had a problem with a certain group. The owner of Blackrock is a member of that group. Pure coincidence, I'm sure...

    • @raskolnikov6443
      @raskolnikov6443 5 месяцев назад +2

      Universities are just as much to blame and the media

    • @dexogames
      @dexogames 5 месяцев назад

      Racism, please get out of the fanbase

    • @jacklyons2088
      @jacklyons2088 5 месяцев назад

      and who are the ones influencing the head of blackrock, Vanguard, statestreet, Baillie Gifford etc, its the globalists in particular all those scumbags who attend the WEF, they are the reason our entertainment is being destroyed

    • @crazyralph6386
      @crazyralph6386 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@dexogamessorry, that word no longer works.

  • @wiz383
    @wiz383 5 месяцев назад +29

    Imagine George had these budgets and tech back in the day

    • @YaBoyFr33ze
      @YaBoyFr33ze 5 месяцев назад

      We'd be looking at the greatest piece of art of all time

  • @thomasharvey1151
    @thomasharvey1151 5 месяцев назад +49

    “The Force…I do not think it means what you think it means Lucasfilm”
    ~Jedi Master Inigo Montoya

  • @edwinsuijkerbuijk5106
    @edwinsuijkerbuijk5106 5 месяцев назад +1

    You say they create a new way of explaining the force.
    But as far as I can remember in the extended universe Dathomir Magic users often referred to what they did as pulling on the threads of fate

  • @neomatrix6160
    @neomatrix6160 5 месяцев назад +50

    Note: Rogue One is a masterpiece. There, I said it…again.

    • @genghispecan
      @genghispecan 5 месяцев назад +3

      It's ok... I think it does undercut Luke's accomplishment in New Hope - best part is Vader's closing rampage. I think it's the weakness of the other Disney films that makes it look more favorable by comparison.

    • @neomatrix6160
      @neomatrix6160 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@genghispecan Opinions are cool.
      It did nothing of the sort for Luke’s story arc. Rewatch.
      Threw in numerous Easter eggs and cameos, too many to list here (hell yeah! Baba and Evazan).
      Gave us hands down the best Droid in the universe. Yeah I said it, watch the supercut. Every line delivered by K2SO is absolute GOLD. Aesthetically amazing. First film to truly give us a more visceral martial arts/Jedi connection. Which in turn gave us the best fight scene against stormtroopers hands down!
      Unflinching commitment to bleak the subject matter (so un-Disney like)…Spoiler Alert: all the characters you actually grow to care about (again, so un-Disney like), DIE. Even the droid “dies.” The film ends with an “atomic blast” of EPIC proportions.
      And yes, you are right to point out the Vader scene. Hands down the absolute best Vader scene in any movie. That’s right. Rogue One took one of the most beloved characters and gave us the best scene imaginable. Once again, completely true to all the “lore.” That’s throughout the entire film.
      So, by Disney-era standards…yeah, Masterpiece. I don’t rate the TV shows in the same category as the films. But Rogue absolutely destroyed anything they delivered in the last trilogy. Han aside (and that disrespectful death oh lord), that trilogy was total trash. So, imho, Disney has never made anything as true to the lore for fans than this. A little story about one of many battles leading up to the Great War that would be to follow.
      Oh…also gave us the best AT-AT sequences imaginable. Yes, even better than Empire.

    • @newyorkranger169
      @newyorkranger169 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@neomatrix6160 agreed. A very well done star wars film. Didn't quite feel the same as the rest, but very well done nonetheless

    • @deepzone31
      @deepzone31 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@neomatrix6160 Nailed it. The coordination of the war aspects was untouchable. The final battle was a depressingly beautiful contrast to that paradise planet. The only thing I wasn't really OK with was the ramming ship. It seemed implausible, but at least there was precedent for it taken from the EU. The destruction of Jedda was super dark. Tonally that is what Star Wars needs to be. It's not a fun cartoon. It's about witnessing serious moral challenges against a dark backdrop of authoritarianism. Woke children can't write that script.
      The only way the sequels would have worked would have been to show the slippage of the New Republic into an authoritarian behemoth and returning to the oppressive apathy of the Old Republic and its bloated bureaucracy. Digging the Imps back up was a narrative cop out. The enemy is the tax man stealing local coffers to pay for a war machine to fight no one. Force use doesn't matter much anymore unless it's to save someone from a workplace injury or to stop crazy criminals.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 5 месяцев назад +2

      It's OK. But it's no masterpiece. You just lack perspective because all othet Disney SW is utter putrid vomit.

  • @jacoboreore
    @jacoboreore 5 месяцев назад +26

    It is hard to see something so beloved, dying. So slowly and painfully.

    • @achaudhari101
      @achaudhari101 5 месяцев назад

      No.

    • @Xghos
      @Xghos 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@achaudhari101okay i see you in every comment please be quiet JUST PLEASE BE FCKING QUIET this show keeps ruining anakins character its too boring and the idea of the force is bullshit in this series the fact your defending this shit proofs even fans are part of the problem

    • @autecheee
      @autecheee 5 месяцев назад

      Self imposed suicide

    • @MrMrTravman
      @MrMrTravman 5 месяцев назад +3

      It's been dead since TLJ , possibly since Force Awakens depending on who you ask.

    • @autecheee
      @autecheee 5 месяцев назад

      @@MrMrTravman Yet we still care enough to watch, critique and comment….myself included. Hope that a miracle change with quality writing can occur, along with changes in Lucasfilm leadership.

  • @SlinkSquash327
    @SlinkSquash327 5 месяцев назад +23

    Bros face in the end when he realises what we love is dying

    • @blakebunyard6716
      @blakebunyard6716 5 месяцев назад +6

      And it's been dying for awhile now

    • @nativepredator8803
      @nativepredator8803 5 месяцев назад +6

      Been dying since episode 7 haha nice everyone is finally catching up

    • @Peter_McNutt
      @Peter_McNutt 5 месяцев назад

      It’s been in an unmarked grave covered in feces for a long time.

    • @newyorkranger169
      @newyorkranger169 5 месяцев назад +8

      Dying? It's dead. Nobody gets excited when a new project drops

    • @CHESTNUT246
      @CHESTNUT246 5 месяцев назад +1

      i already went through that phase. now all i have is apathy

  • @jessesalee9761
    @jessesalee9761 5 месяцев назад +3

    They need to hire true fans.

  • @zackjl2777
    @zackjl2777 5 месяцев назад +22

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but shouldn’t the Jedi have been more sceptical about training the sisters, not just because of thier age, but also because of all the attachments they have toward each other, and thier mother? When anakin was introduced to the Jedi he had a large attachment towards his mother and the Jedi were sceptical, but when these sisters have attachments the Jedi there seem to not mention it

    • @friesingthebeat
      @friesingthebeat 5 месяцев назад +4

      Possibly, but you can definitely tell that Sol is much more connected to his emotions than the other Jedi. Plus, I think their goal visiting and spying on the coven wasn't primary to train the kids. They mentioned a republic law about not being allowed to train children, and seemed they were already suspicious of the coven for other unknown reasons. So this could be that they want to stop a group that is training children in the force, and really pushing their jurisdiction (they mentioned the planet wasn't part of the republic). I can only assume that Osha was only trained because Sol demanded it, and otherwise they would've just given the kids a new home away from the witches.

    • @colerosenbalm4
      @colerosenbalm4 5 месяцев назад

      Well, to compare to Anakin, they sre still on "Tatooine" so how exactly is the Jedi Council supposed to say anything when they haven't reported to them yet?

    • @zackjl2777
      @zackjl2777 5 месяцев назад

      @@colerosenbalm4 I’m talking about those four Jedi. Not the council, this 4 Jedi did not seem to care about the attachments of the sisters

    • @Mikejo2603
      @Mikejo2603 5 месяцев назад

      You're right in terms of the prequels. I feel like if this show had been done well they could have explained a difference in ideology that could have been possible during the High Republic that changed by the time of Anakin's arrival at the temple. They're more concerned with checking inclusivity boxes than making a coherent palatable story.

    • @stevendee6800
      @stevendee6800 5 месяцев назад

      Don’t ask questions. Just consume product and get excited for next product.

  • @stevestevens8709
    @stevestevens8709 5 месяцев назад +17

    The cult thought they striked gold with this one 😂

  • @the_morf
    @the_morf 5 месяцев назад +167

    Another week, another episode of space lesbians.

    • @anthonyrazzano787
      @anthonyrazzano787 5 месяцев назад +18

      Seriously when will people realize this will never stop? DEI is killing franchises and we help kill it by supporting it just because of name brand.

    • @supremeleadersmeagol6345
      @supremeleadersmeagol6345 5 месяцев назад +9

      All-female witches? Yeah that’d never happen in George Lucas’ Star Wars. *cough* Nightsisters

    • @sol-hunter2332
      @sol-hunter2332 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@supremeleadersmeagol6345they reproduce with men. The tribes of men and women are just separated.

    • @JKurayami
      @JKurayami 5 месяцев назад

      @@supremeleadersmeagol6345 Pretty sure the Night Sisters were considered unnatural and evil abhorrations to the Force. They also used males for slaves and breeding partners.

    • @SherLock55
      @SherLock55 5 месяцев назад +4

      The Lesbolyte - created by Lesbye Deadland

  • @mikeboosh8776
    @mikeboosh8776 5 месяцев назад +1

    As a former Doctor Who fan, I feel your pain. We had 50+ years of lore overturned in one episode by a talentless hack who wanted to "leave his mark" on the series. So sad to see the same thing happening in Star Wars.

  • @kenguyii9108
    @kenguyii9108 5 месяцев назад +10

    Palpatine: Have you heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
    *Me: No. But have you heard of the tragedy of…Weird Tattoo-Head Lady? I heard she can create life long before Darth Plagueis.*

  • @Cronrath64
    @Cronrath64 5 месяцев назад +18

    Bro looks absolutely disgusted 😂 and I agree

  • @vanguardRailgun924
    @vanguardRailgun924 5 месяцев назад +25

    My condolences to you for having to see this crap. 😔

  • @guitarheroaddict12
    @guitarheroaddict12 5 месяцев назад +3

    All fans need to get together and make our own franchise at this point "galaxy wars"

  • @Jedislayer_
    @Jedislayer_ 5 месяцев назад +53

    This is the end for you my master.

  • @YouTellemFrosk
    @YouTellemFrosk 5 месяцев назад +12

    I don’t think I’ve even seen someone so broken and disappointed as in this recording, Theory.
    Disney SW writers can only be the Sith themselves, this is tragic

    • @commandervile394
      @commandervile394 5 месяцев назад +1

      Calling them Sith would actually be somewhat of a compliment on their behalf, because that would imply that they believe in the Force....these people believe in nothing but destroying everything around them. They are saboteurs, narcissistic nihilists.

    • @ArgentWolf95
      @ArgentWolf95 5 месяцев назад

      the ideology they belive in is a selfish one, and has many similarities with Sith. It just uses activism as a disguise.

  • @sovietunionball1290
    @sovietunionball1290 5 месяцев назад +71

    Once i saw theory's reaction on the thumbnail i knew this episode was going to be a dumpster fire just like the entire Acolyte series

    • @teamtundra2619
      @teamtundra2619 5 месяцев назад

      It’s literally not that bad

    • @sketchesgallore8531
      @sketchesgallore8531 5 месяцев назад +11

      @@teamtundra2619 0_0...

    • @franklarza1369
      @franklarza1369 5 месяцев назад +10

      You are literally the only person in this entire comment section who is defending this atrocity… why?

    • @waynesworldstarwars7035
      @waynesworldstarwars7035 5 месяцев назад +1

      FACTS

    • @achaudhari101
      @achaudhari101 5 месяцев назад

      @franklarza1369 Stop acting like a triggered snowflake.

  • @ElViperr408
    @ElViperr408 5 месяцев назад +1

    You can tell he wants to say every bad word in the dictionary

  • @christempleton5615
    @christempleton5615 5 месяцев назад +19

    "Power of 1, Power of 2, Power of Men eeeeeh" (pans to leslye headlands already scrunched up face that never changes)
    Leslye: You're Fired

    • @starwarsjoey228
      @starwarsjoey228 5 месяцев назад +2

      I laughed when the bakcgorund music sung that

    • @christempleton5615
      @christempleton5615 5 месяцев назад

      @@starwarsjoey228 same...i feel all this crap they put out now has made us all crazy...we 'should' cringe at that and be annoyed...but I just started laughing too, was hilarious...best comedy show of 2024 so far

    • @tacoshack27
      @tacoshack27 5 месяцев назад +1

      When that started up I looked at my wife and asked 'what are we watching.' Her reply was 'Not Star Wars' I've seen some bad stuff in my time but that scene alone. Ooof

    • @starwarsjoey228
      @starwarsjoey228 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@christempleton5615 cos the witches said it in a normal voice, so it was like they were (at least trying to be) serious
      Then the high pitched background sounded like it was mocking them

    • @christempleton5615
      @christempleton5615 5 месяцев назад

      @@starwarsjoey228@tacoshack27 haha yeah, that's what I thought and what made it so funny, it felt like it was like a choir...they could have at least had a conductor...why even say power of 1 and 2, if it's just many anyway?...it already feels like a spoof, but somebody needs to do an edit where Cartman is in the crowd there, saying what he does on that famous South Park episode