Well, the writers and producers are not actually smart, self aware, intelligent or talented enough to realize that South Park was mocking them not assisting them.
That's because black fathers have been removed by design. In entertainment and in real-life. Fathers period regardless of ethnicity, but definitely black fathers. These people show unbridled hatred towards men, fathers, and heterosexuality yet have the mitigated gall to preach "tolerance."
Considering that this was already greenlit when Southpark dropped the whole "Put a chick in it, make her lame and gay" I can see why Disney got so pissed. South Park was ahead of the curve and it make people more aware before Disney could milk more from the dead cow.
Matt and Trey have to know some people who work at lucas film or at the very least heard things through the grape vine. They have to know about some of the no doubt stupid requirements put in place when it comes to story telling.
There is no way that Disney has made a penny yet of profit based on how much they bought the franchise for and how much they have spent in advertisements and filming and stuff and all the hotel an other stuff. I cannot believe a penny of profit has been made yet
@@tibedog5629they made a profit based on the movies’ earnings. I think they paid four billion and they may have grossed a bit over that. Solo is the only one that lost money. Now the TV series is a different story.
It's just like the South Park episode. That's why K.K. was so hell bent on trying to get it pulled, because she knows. To be fair, I don't think K.K. is in charge of anything. I think she takes orders from a more nefarious force.
But the Witches are intended to be the Bad 'Guys' right? Forcing their underage daughters to undergo a life changing 'operation' that will 'convert' them permanently into 'Witches'? And the Jedi are the 'Good Guys', who also want to indoctrinate them, but evidently at lest ultimately give them the choice? As shown by the fact that Osha starts as a 'successful independent woman, working as a mechanic and following her own path?
The witches are so powerful they can easily kill a Jedi using the thing they said wasn't a weapon. Then they all died, at once, by a fire, caused by a single girl, in a giant fortress made of stone, with people inside the fortress who can project barriers and control gravity.
And a fortress that doesn't have a fire suppression system or just a couple fire extinguishers. 'Cause fortifications are well-known for not ever needing any kind of fire-fighting capabilities.
“So this is how Star Wars dies, with thunderous chants from Lesbian witches” - Senator Frodo Baggins of Naboo, Mother of Dragons, Destroyer of Death Star II
@@daviddiggens8841 nah he was just the one who destroyed the first Death Star. Frodo Baggins of Naboo was that one guy piloting the Millenium Dragon. I mean didn‘t you watch the OG trilogy or something?🙃
@@leos4243 Star Wars was always made to appeal to both children AND adults. Look at videos of the lineups for Empire Strikes Back in theatres from 1980. A large portion of the people lining up are adults. Stop acting like this is something made only for five year olds
@@leos4243 I got a better one for you.Why a proven SA enabler gets to produce kids media?Is this your way of saying let the morally bankrupt people help kids grow up?
The most damaging thing is the way the "Mannnnyyy" sounds like, they could have hired some choirs to do actual chants but it just comes off as "womanhood retreat" quality
They should have at least converted it into Galactic Basic or some language fitting into the story and history. It was spoken like an effeminate, nagging hipster. Utterly off putting and lazy
The critics usually watch 2 episodes lol, they do it quite often. Judging an entire season on the first two episodes and then writing a review. The first two episodes were heaven compared to the third episode LMAO
I'm sorry officer, but after a lifetime of working on myself and decades of loneliness, I figured it was okay since Disney shows underaged girls have the mental fortitude to manage the people around them. And beside she sought me out, reinforcing Disney's message that she's old enough to make her own decisions!!!
Palp: "He became so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life" Anakin: "Sorry Chancelor, that one isn't very impressive" Palp: "Wait what?" Anakin: "Yeah I read it in the archives, some lesbian space witches managed to do that a few hundred years ago by pulling force threads" Palp: "And what... happened to them" Anakin: "They all died in a fire" Palp: "I guess the moral of the story remains"
correction. it wasnt Palpatine who had the ability to influence and to a degree controll Midichlorians to create life. it was his master Darth Tenebrous that did. in fact that is the main regret Palpatine ever had, that he killed his master before ever knowing how to achieve that knowledge
Fun fact. After 3rd part of this BS, the number of ratings per episode on IMDB fell 3 times. People so uninterested that they stopped even giving ratings
This episode made me just compleatly lose interest in the show because it was so non sensical. Yesterday I finally was bored enough to watch the rest of it. The rest of the episoded did not clear any of the nonsense of this episode but just added more to it. The only good thing I can say about this show is that the like first episode was good because there was still some actual interesting mystery, as the show has "Mystery" tag on it in Disney+, and the fight coreography was good.
@@CluggsyMcbeal ehh there is an unfortunate stereotype with black children being fatherless. Disney is just reinforcing the stereotype. In this particular show it seems like the agenda hierarchy was 1. LGBTQ 2. Women 3. Race.
Had it been a man who said that about a group of men, it would be ok, right? But since it’s a woman, it’s bad. What is this double standard? It’s so trash I’m surprised people actually think this is facts when it’s so clearly not
@@NuclearWinter69 Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Captain Carter told me to stand tall like a tree when the world says I need to move and say "no, you move" slash fucking sarcasm. :D
Unironically, that sounds like a great meta joke (that doesn't ruin anything by being too self-referential) if Star Wars is bought by a different company that values it and retcons all of Disneys stuff.
"the universe doesn't like women like us" Escapist media is just not allowed to exist nowadays. This line was the writer literally poking her head out the curtains and going: "By the way, this story is my therapy session" EDIT: "Bro, it's just about them being witches". Suddenly, the "media literacy" crowd has no idea what double meanings and subtext are.
I mean it could still make sense. Maybe we'll get a massive reveal that all those Witches weren't lesbians at all, but trans. Turning that whole making Babies on their own thing into a different version of impossible
Jeez we cant be saying star wars is all shit now bc of the series But honestly there are so many people that are just making it impossible to enjoy it, if you dont shit on the series and actually reflect you light actually be able to enjoy it
If he sold it to the Sith, we'd have a Quentin Tarantino Star Wars movie or something, hell Tarantino could even bring back Mace Windu. Nah Lucas sold the franchise to Jar Jar Binks.
The Witches mined magnesium rock from a local quarry to build their fortress. A male contractor told them that it was an extreme fire hazard but they dismissed his advice as it was coming from a representative of the Galactic Patriarchy...
Are you aware, that Terrance Howard knows, that the force of evolutionary creation is not contained in matter, and does not stop evolving at/nor within the body of man?
My wife cringed at the "power of mannnyyy" and my 11-year old daughter said "This doesnt make sense" at the burning stone building. This badness is not gender specific.
Buildings are filled with a lot of stuff that burns and smoke is a real danger. But yeah the explanation here is lacking. Using more than a journal as a fire source like a wheat storage would be a lot more believable. Another option would be not use a stone building in the plot at all.
@@roberts5539 Good writing is working within 'suspension of disbelief' while bad writing makes you notice how stupid it all is. Like John Wick 1 = dumb fun. John Wick 4 = dumb sh-t.
@@mbarker_lng good writing is when the audience care about what happens to the characters, no matter the disbelief level required. Episode 4 is a bit soon to be writing off caring about the characters. The criticism for this series is eerily similar to the 'rings of power'/ Mandolorian criticisms- mostly misogynistic. JW4 was indeed dumb shit, but I still enjoyed seeing the villain getting outplayed in the end. JW's exaggerated journey to the final duel was self parody (fun)- especially the repeated staircase battle at the end.
Of course people quit or got fired, because those people were wrong. It is not a bad idea, it is intentional. It is propaganda out in the open, made by using once beloved franchises. And nobody is calling it.
And labeled as anti progressivist, anti activist, homophobe, mysogynist, racist and an opressor. Star Wars died but it helped us see something... and always remember the old Star Wars characters... the words of old Yoda, the light and heavy oriental-like nature of Qui-Gon Jinn, the whole manipulation of Anakin done by Palpatine... the same pathos that's being used in media against us!
too bad Disney is more of a marketing company now. they dont need to make good original content anymore because of the perpetual wealth the company will always have do to licensing past content. If you make more money selling merch to billions of people you wont prioritize quality of these shows, hell they dont even have people running the company who know how to hire the people needed to make good shows. they only have marketing reps and lawyers running the entire company
To be fair, lightsabers used to be the deadliest weapons in the galaxy before Disney took over. Now they're glorified glowstick bats that don't kill, don't dismember, and bounce off stormtrooper armor. So yea, why not give it to a kid to play with as a toy.
The OG lightsabers were a Force focus, not a laser sword. That's why they were only a Jedi weapon because you needed to channel the Force through the focus crystals in the light sabre -- and that's also why it could block anything and cut through anything. Of course, Lucas himself overturned that idea with the Phantom Menace and Prequels -- people like Ligh sabers? More light sabers -- kids with light sabers, robots with light sabers, light sabers for everyone!
@@007JP It wasn't the fans. Everyone blamed the fans, but every review openly mocked his horrific acting, you think any magazine is going to admit their fault when they can just blame anonymous "fans"?
They had a strategy for years of "antagonizing the fan base", thinking it will be good. They have hit their end of any positive gains that could yield. Fans are gone.
You know what pisses me off the most? It's the fact that we already had a perfectly good coven of isolationist, all female force witches in star wars. There was absolutely no need to invent anything. Actually, forget I said that. I don't want them to ruin the Nightsisters.
Yeah it actually would have been better written if it was just a normal group of men and women witches and wizards who ran away instead of this LGBTQ+IALMNOP DEI bull crap that is ruining Star Wars! God it’s just sickening!
@@awesomemanspiff Hear me out, I've got an idea: Keep everything the same, except them using the force, or "thread", to pull it off. Make it a genetics experiment, to see if they could hybridize the two species artificially, and them being force sensitive is just a coincidence. It retains everything unique about Anakin, and they can keep all their bs.
It's not hard to see that the backstory presented in the episode was unreliable. It was Osha's point of view of events. There's clearly things Osha either didn't see or had her memories suppressed/manipulated. One of the Jedi took an ascetic vow and committed suicide from guilt. Sol somehow knew Mae started the fire when he supposedly rushed to the temple in reaction to the fire. We'll likely see what actually happened as the story progresses.
The jedi only see the force as a weapon. - D+ 50 years ago, one of Obi Wan's first lines: "Its an energy field CREATED by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together." Even their bad ideas aren't even original
Hell, even the comics officially sanctioned by Disney themselves reference the force as an energy that all living things possess. The only reason the thread nonsense would make sense is if they took the idea kind of hinted at in Ashoka to the absolute extreme where literally all planes of reality were connected "by a thread" The idea of the thread wouldn't even be that bad because in star wars theres an absurd amounts of interpretations of the force, but thats as far as they went. Interpretations. This is a fundamental reimagining of the force while also pretty shamelessly hanging onto the original concept of the force. The Acolyte is just another symptom of writers that don't answer to anyone, and disney not giving any scrutiny to the star wars franchise. Despite it being the biggest money hemorrhage in their check book.
"There are alternatives to fighting." These people want to reduce the Jedi the same way they've demonized and reduced our Founding Fathers and the explorers that traveled the world. They are doing the exact same thing. They're painting the Jedi as White colonizers lmfao....
Of course not. Do you think that ANY of the KK & LH crews even considered the idea of asking GL about anything? Or that they might READ A BOOK (or three) from the heydays of SW? Nah, brah. Their egos and narcissism revolve around them. And they wouldn't know a legitimately exemplary story if it thwacked them in the tuh-wattz. Reflection is truly key. 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨ "Before I start, I must see my end. Destination known, my mind's journey now begins. Upon my chariot, heart and soul's fate revealed. In time, all points converge, hope's strength resteeled. But to earn final peace at the universe's endless refrain, we must see all in nothingness... before we start again." 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨ --Diamond Dragons (book I)
They especially owe it to his actor, Ahmed Best. The sheer hatred he got from fans, simply for playing a role, was despicable, and would make any "Fan backlash" the 'Acolyte' stooges got look like mild smack- talk in comparison. He was deluged with hate- mail in which he was called pretty much every anti- black racist slur known to man, and which repeatedly contained death threats. One night at its worst point, Best earnestly considered self- deleting, but thankfully was able to pull himself back from that abyss. That, I'd say, is what REAL "Toxic fandom" looks like. So, yeah, I'd say everyone owes him an apology, especially now that 'The Acolyte' has shown us that the Star Wars universe can contain things much more annoying than Jarjar.
@@Adamguy2003 amen brother. The Prequels got undeserved hate cause the actors didn’t do what Harrison Ford did and told Lucas “no” on a lot of dialogue choices (Harrison when interviewed had even said he threatened to hold Lucas at gunpoint and make him read his own script during the original trilogy). And now? Nobody is telling Disney “no” except the fans and we just keep getting more and more shit. Episode 7 was the worst of it all…
The show will end with the twins teaming up to defeat the sith, while chanting "the power of one, the power of two, the power of many". And it's going to suck.
One will say "the power of one", the other will say "the power of two" & then some rando who we all thought was dead will turn up out of nowhere & chant "the power of many"
@@FreeTheDonbas Fool's bet. I'd say it's 100% going to happen but for two reasons; A) I'm not convinced these morons aren't scouring comments here and B) at least that has some kind of reasoning. These geniuses might just go "one of the twin dies, the other just wins with the power of VIBES and by wanting REALLY hard, then resurrects the dead twin and they go off to make more of themselves, hidden away until they are needed, they are also immortal now".
Wouldn't be surprised. They did it at the end of Rise of Skywalker. Rey was the power of one. Rey and Kylo, power of two. Rey with the force ghosts were the power of many.
You mean "the thread"? Anakin was fathered by "the force", these were fathered by "the thread". By inference.. I assume the force isn't female, it's white.
Waiting for disney to play a generic rap beat when the sisters inevitably have their final stand-off like Ubisoft is doing with the Samurai dude on Assassins creed
I once joked that Disney's Star Wars writers are so crap that they'd replace lightsaber battles with interpretive dance. "Let us settle this conflict through the art of dance!"....and they did it...I WAS JOKING..... WTF!?!?!
Actually I’d be impressed if they did something like that as a reference to the auralnauts redubs which turn lightsaber fights into raves. And restructures the plot to be around jedi wanting to party, but we all know Disney would screw up even a reference to something funny with an ounce of creativity.
It's because every time someone thinks of a joke - there's a leftist somewhere in the world thinking the same, however, not as a joke but as a good idea ;)
“Times were different then, there were entire stories made of quality. But the age of decent world building and writing were over….a new age had begun….the age of the schmutz. It didn’t matter what you wrote, or how bad it was….what mattered was how you made a message. You could tell a lot about a writer from their schmutz, were they cringy?, were they schmutzy?, were they insecure about the shape of their head? Either way schmutzing was dumb and the fanbase wasn’t having it”
"Why didn't anyone speak up and say it's a bad idea" Brother, those people were fired ages ago and if they weren't they sure as hell aren't going to speak up now.
I grew up drinking and watching shity action movies with my cousin. The shittier the better. I would love to drink and watch these, but I simply can't even give them the view to do so, haha. Critical Drinker will have to do.
The “Battlestar Galactica” remake seasons 1 and 2 was the pinnacle of the SciFi channel. I was living in the US when it came out and it was amazing, edgy post-9/11 sci-fi apocalyptic drama with characters and a plot. The effects were nothing special but that didn’t matter. It jumped the shark towards the end of season 3 but wow what a show!!
Friendly reminder that Leslye Headland worked for Ol' Harv Weinstin for 4 years and during that time DEFINITLY SAW AND/OR DID NOTHING suspusicious and is totally not an evil harpy of a woman.
One of 2 things is true; either she was ignorant of Weinsteins' shenanigans (and is therefore inobservant and incompetent to an _hilarious_ degree) OR - she helped feed him victims. Either way, she should be in charge of precisely nothing.
I....this is the first time i actually noticed it...after you said all this about Star Wars and that noone cares about it anymore and that noone will come and save it.....This is the first time i realised that i actually don't care for it anymore.... I am 45 years old saw my first Star Wars movie with my dad when i was 8.....i loved it all my life....and now its ...it's not even something i go mad about anymore.....It's gone.... I feel sad now....they destroyed it on purpose like so many other things......but also reliefed...i wont fight or talk against these idiots who think they are the middle of the univers anymore....but i m sad for my son...hes 11 i allready watched the good Star Wars with him and he liked it....Even my daughter liked it....but now tis over.... Good bye my old friend I'm gonna miss you
You can “customize” your children’s experience by showing them the Lucas-era films only and spare them the dissappointment that we old timers went trough when Disney started putting up their crap, LOL. It’s 6 films (plus the animated series, I’d say. “Clone Wars” IIRC), the rest is the most expensive fan fiction to ever be produced; aside from Rings of Power.
@@pigeon4481 you yourself invested your 401k in disney stock, courtesy of a certain dark stone fund, and just werent told about it because you dont need to know, you have The Older And Wiser to know things for you. Now get back to work
I saw a comment that said the acolyte cost 180 MILLION dollars and thought, theres no way some company could blow that much money on 8 episodes of an angry lesbian feminist fan fiction. Then i realized it was Disney. It all made sense.
On the bright side when the typical folk try to defend this show and shows like it you can just ask "wouldn't 180 million dollars be better spent helping poor, marginalized communities rather than on this condescending trash?"
They definitely went "It's Forcin' Time" and then forced the Force to do what they wanted while saying that you can't control the Force but then immediately contradicting themselves by saying it's a string they just pluck to change 'everything'. Don't worry, if it doesn't make sense, it's because you're a man trying to mansplain it to yourself, when it's clearly for women and lgbt people, by women and lgbt people. Star Wars isn't for you, so don't watch it if you don't like it. But be warned if you don't watch it, then the series' failure is your fault. Basically, men can't win, which funnily enough was also the working theme in every session of this show's writers room brainstorming session with Kathleen Kennedy (this is what Leslye filmed on hidden cameras to get us the chanting scene).
The fact that the creator of the show said that she thinks that it’s canon that R2D2, an astromech droid designed to repair ships that has a MASCULINE programming is a lesbian, is enough of an indication that she shouldn’t have been let within 50 feet of Star Wars.
Disney has billions upon billions of dollars, and they have one of the most profitable franchises in the world. And they choose to run it into the ground, all for the sake of *THE MESSAGE* it's so embarrassing.
@@gR22401 there never was hope. As long as Disney owns star wars this franchise is cooked. And since the ownership won’t change star wars will be perpetually awful.
The two girls little hand holding ritual on the woods. The thread explanation/training session. The “ascencion” ritual. Those three scenes were so ao cringe I LEGIT told my girlfriend I could not go any further, my constitution failed me. We agreed to turn off the tv and take a nap.
My children once spent 30 minutes building a very cool life-size house out of giant Lego style blocks at an indoor park. As we left, we expected to see other kids use it and add to it. Instead, the next child who entered destroyed the entire thing in under 5 minutes. (ETA and then left.) Ever since then, I've used that as a lesson for them that that anyone can destroy. It takes no talent, vision, or skill. Anyone can take a beloved franchise and ruin it.
@@ClockworkGearhead and 3 minutes to use the parts of the furniture to make a campfire that saves a woman from freezing to death after the nuclear apocalypse, who will repopulate earth and whole humanity will survive 100.000 years before nuking themselves again
@@RealDragonKing1 How? This isn't a show about big space-battles or something else that requires so much CGI you need that amount of money for. And i doubt they have used better sets/costumes or whatever than for the first three episodes.
Just when people think Star Wars has hit the lowest bottom of the barrel, it keeps just getting lower and lower to the point there is no "bottom", because Star Wars has damn well shot down into the centre of the Earth and well out of the planet itself.
@@hurdygurdyguy1 Woke=brainwashed by 40 years of psychological warfare and propaganda. If not for censorship, I could show you information that would turn everything you have been led to believe upside down, and that even parts you THINK are based in morality is from a dark place, for a very insidious agenda. And the destruction of mass media is just one small part of it. If people don't snap out of it (and soon) their are some very dark days ahead...... And yeah, I too was once what one would call a "Liberal" before some people showed me what I am hinting about here. Look where they don't want you to look, and listen to those they tell you are immoral and taboo to listen to..
@@hurdygurdyguy1thanks you dude, Im too kinda woke, what lets be honest isn't BC someone os gay ir racialized that i hate this show, its because its bad and have so many flaws.
remember friends, the old extended universe books still exist. we don't have to acknowledge the disney "canon". ignoring it won't make it go away, but not looking at it and turning our attention to the actually good star wars content of years back, like the old movies, animated shows, and the legion of pre-disney books written by timothy zahn and the others in that group, can offer some solace.
I have a complete collection of Dark Horse Omnibus editions...I'll just read my old, fun, DEI messaging free stories and leave lesbian Mao to her revolution.
The question of ”why didn’t anyone say this was a bad idea?” is that all the people who said this was probably a bad idea were sent to the black lesbian reeducation gulags by their local ESG mandated political commisar for being ”dangerous far right extremists”.
A big issue in this episode that you failed to even mention is the fact that the Jedi never forces them to take the test. First one of the twins say they want to take it, then they even say ”with your permission of course” to the lesbian space witches. Yet directly after we watch this they claim to not have a choice, and try to fail the test. Anyway, the whole thing is just a mess - they try so hard to make the jedi look bad when in fact they where nothing but polite.
The Empire is in support of this comment section. Just a bunch of hateful white male bigots dreaming about the good ole days, makin' Star Wars great again.
I cancel my Disney+ subscription between Star Wars shows. My wife (not a fan) told me there was a new show called the Acolyte. I just shrugged. Surprised, she said, “you’re not gonna watch it? I thought Star Wars is your thing.” Dear, sweet wife….it was…it was….
I only had Disney for the clone wars and the bad batch because they fill the void of clone wars era star wars that we hope doesn't get the same treatment as this
Poor squid game guy. He was probably thinking "Oh man! I was in a huge hit, now off to the west to be in star wars!" And then this happens..... Don't worry Lee Jung. you weren't the first to be deceived, and we still believe in you!
I am sure he knew what he was getting into and the pay was not bad either, no need to feel bad for him as no matter how bad the series might be it will be liked enough by the modern audiences to not be considered a failure. He also got to be part of star wars and can include it in his resume, meanwhile here you are feeling bad for him while he is doing very well 😂
Imagine an entitled brat, raised by two women, starts a fire, and kills everyone. Then blames everyone but herself. Who would have thunk it?
Except it’s going to end up with the Jedi getting the ACAB treatment. Very predictable.
Too real
Most sane lesbian
must be a self insert
@@Robman0908considering the actress playing the twins is literally a acab protestor im hardly surprised
Southpark's "Put a chick in it, make it gay, and make it lame," wasn't supposed to be an actual guide.
Turns out it was a prophetic vision
@@ragtownenope
That’s ur delusion
I know, Stone and Parker must be scratching their heads.
Well, the writers and producers are not actually smart, self aware, intelligent or talented enough to realize that South Park was mocking them not assisting them.
Leave it up to Disney to have black children without a father.....smh
lol
maybe they are father adjacent?
That's because black fathers have been removed by design. In entertainment and in real-life. Fathers period regardless of ethnicity, but definitely black fathers. These people show unbridled hatred towards men, fathers, and heterosexuality yet have the mitigated gall to preach "tolerance."
Disney making black people the face of wokism is down right insulting to say the least and humiliating.
Damn.
Considering that this was already greenlit when Southpark dropped the whole "Put a chick in it, make her lame and gay" I can see why Disney got so pissed. South Park was ahead of the curve and it make people more aware before Disney could milk more from the dead cow.
weird how South Park is always so accurate ^^
Matt and Trey have to know some people who work at lucas film or at the very least heard things through the grape vine. They have to know about some of the no doubt stupid requirements put in place when it comes to story telling.
South Park: "Put a chick in it and make it lame and gay!"
Disney: "That's it! We found our model!"
The more we see that Panderverse special, the more we realize it's become a prophecy.
They took it further and made all "good" characters chicks😂
Really took Cartman's words to heart
We all owe the Star Wars Christmas Special an heartfelt apology.
South Park is no longer satire, it is a 1:1 representation of modern reality
How to become a millionaire: Have a franchise worth billions and put Kathleen Kennedy in charge of it.
There is no way that Disney has made a penny yet of profit based on how much they bought the franchise for and how much they have spent in advertisements and filming and stuff and all the hotel an other stuff. I cannot believe a penny of profit has been made yet
Billionaire :)
That's how to make a million dollar franchise
@@tibedog5629they made a profit based on the movies’ earnings. I think they paid four billion and they may have grossed a bit over that. Solo is the only one that lost money. Now the TV series is a different story.
It's just like the South Park episode. That's why K.K. was so hell bent on trying to get it pulled, because she knows. To be fair, I don't think K.K. is in charge of anything. I think she takes orders from a more nefarious force.
The best joke I’ve seen so far….
Disney has made a show where even in a galaxy far, far away…the black kids still don’t have a Father!
LOL good one. Acolyte is covertly racist!
OOOOOOYYYYYYY!!!
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You won this comment section, good sir.
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Never in my life did I think I would hear the words "Communist lesbian space witches". 💀
I think there is nothing that can save starwars, nor Disney...
yass yass
we have truly failed as a scoiety
I'd actually have nothing against a communist lesbian space witch in real life, i just hoped they wouldn't feel the need to put it in star wars.
skull at end = cringe af, the kind of these twins would use
"The Universe hates women like us..."
Yes.
🤣
And rightfully so
But the Witches are intended to be the Bad 'Guys' right? Forcing their underage daughters to undergo a life changing 'operation' that will 'convert' them permanently into 'Witches'? And the Jedi are the 'Good Guys', who also want to indoctrinate them, but evidently at lest ultimately give them the choice? As shown by the fact that Osha starts as a 'successful independent woman, working as a mechanic and following her own path?
*sees this episode abd their actions *
Hmm maybe the universe has a reason
It's not just the Universe...we also feel the same way.
The witches are so powerful they can easily kill a Jedi using the thing they said wasn't a weapon. Then they all died, at once, by a fire, caused by a single girl, in a giant fortress made of stone, with people inside the fortress who can project barriers and control gravity.
Make it make sense 😂😂😂
"Science, bitch!" :o)
And a fortress that doesn't have a fire suppression system or just a couple fire extinguishers. 'Cause fortifications are well-known for not ever needing any kind of fire-fighting capabilities.
So that was you interpreted by an episode meant to leave the audience wonder what happened? Stop sucking on lead pipes.
It's like every part of these ideas came from different people then stitched up together.
I owe Jar Jar an apology
We all do.... WE ALL DO!!!
Jar Jar is a legend, this is just trash
Perhaps I treated him too harshly
jar jar is the key to all of this.
I think even Jar Jar would cringe listening to that "song"
this single video has more views than the entire show of the acolyte will ever have.
15?
This video is certainly more entertaining, well at least it IS entertaining.
😂 True.
Setting the bar rather high then, are we. 🤨
He just released one today that got over a million views in 17 hours !
Might be a RUclips record. I'm watching that one next.
“So this is how Star Wars dies, with thunderous chants from Lesbian witches” - Senator Frodo Baggins of Naboo, Mother of Dragons, Destroyer of Death Star II
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I thought it was Anakin who destroyed the death Star II
@@daviddiggens8841 nah he was just the one who destroyed the first Death Star. Frodo Baggins of Naboo was that one guy piloting the Millenium Dragon. I mean didn‘t you watch the OG trilogy or something?🙃
Lmao
@@vadersfist1775nah dude. I woke ... I mean work for disney
I always thought Disney Star Wars was a tragedy, until I realized it was actually a comedy.
Tragedy if you care comedy if you don’t.I’m on the comedy side since Boba.
Why are you so invested in children’s media?
@@leos4243 Star Wars was always made to appeal to both children AND adults. Look at videos of the lineups for Empire Strikes Back in theatres from 1980. A large portion of the people lining up are adults. Stop acting like this is something made only for five year olds
And the jokes on us
@@leos4243 I got a better one for you.Why a proven SA enabler gets to produce kids media?Is this your way of saying let the morally bankrupt people help kids grow up?
I’m 70 years old and I fell over, broke my hip and almost died a few weeks ago.
That was more fun than this episode
And if someone made a TV series out of your story, it would get a higher audience rating than Acolyte.
@@nighthunter3824 🤣🤣 💯
Thanks for that laugh, hope you're doing well now though x
@@B.D.E. it’s not a true story lol just wanted to make a point that this show is absolutely terrible 😂
If forced to choose between watching this and a root canal without anesthetic, I’d reach for the drill with both hands
The most damaging thing is the way the "Mannnnyyy" sounds
like, they could have hired some choirs to do actual chants but it just comes off as "womanhood retreat" quality
They should have at least converted it into Galactic Basic or some language fitting into the story and history.
It was spoken like an effeminate, nagging hipster. Utterly off putting and lazy
Come back Jar Jar, all is forgiven
SUCH an underrated comment....
OMG, i'm in tears
Yes!!!!!
LOOOOL
Sorry, not able to forgive the origin atrocity.
Yet Critical Drinker will still shat on the prequels.
Tolkien said it best: Evil can not create, it can only twist and torture other's creation into monstrosities.
This comment is the best out of all of these
Nailed it.
Yes
And persons of the same sex cannot reproduce. Hence grooming -- which is what these episodes clearly portray.
Truly
Rotten Tomatoes: 85%
Audience Score: 14%
Makes sense.
It differentiates normal people who are just watching the show over actual Star Wars fans
@jhiancarlosclemente6168 no it differentiates between fans and paid critics
Seems to me its just like election fraud pay enough money ad you can any rating youd like.... lmfao
The critics usually watch 2 episodes lol, they do it quite often. Judging an entire season on the first two episodes and then writing a review. The first two episodes were heaven compared to the third episode LMAO
Rotten Tomatoes only allows verified people to vote on the actual score. ie. only people with authorized opinions.
notable quote from the show:
"she's old enough to know what she wants"
hollywood's really showing itself nowadays, huh?
Yikes
I'm sorry officer, but after a lifetime of working on myself and decades of loneliness, I figured it was okay since Disney shows underaged girls have the mental fortitude to manage the people around them. And beside she sought me out, reinforcing Disney's message that she's old enough to make her own decisions!!!
2029
🧔🏽♀️: Officer...but but... Disney, they... they said..... but uh, Disney said...... no problem.
👮🏼♂️: Permit?
Palp: "He became so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life"
Anakin: "Sorry Chancelor, that one isn't very impressive"
Palp: "Wait what?"
Anakin: "Yeah I read it in the archives, some lesbian space witches managed to do that a few hundred years ago by pulling force threads"
Palp: "And what... happened to them"
Anakin: "They all died in a fire"
Palp: "I guess the moral of the story remains"
Both examples are absolute garbage writing
Palp: I guess nothing of value was lost.
correction. it wasnt Palpatine who had the ability to influence and to a degree controll Midichlorians to create life. it was his master Darth Tenebrous that did. in fact that is the main regret Palpatine ever had, that he killed his master before ever knowing how to achieve that knowledge
Ironic. They could create force twins, but they couldn’t save their stone temple from burning down.
@@dendrienPalpatine’s master was Plagueis, Plagueis’s master was Tenebrous.
If they greenlight a season 2, you know this was a money laundering operation all along.
Like the LOTR and HALO shows. Both lost hundreds of millions yet somehow both got season twos.
@@jimthar17 Shows don’t have box office numbers, they don’t make money except for advertising revenue…
i think season 2 may have already been axed
I wonder if these modern progressive producers don't have a bunch of dirt on the Disney execs for something.
Did you watch the episode?
If the ENTIRE GALAXY doesn't like you... maybe YOU are the problem.
109 star systems can't be wrong
@@blackieblack lmao 😂
cool it with the antisemitic remarks
Why? It's funny af
Cool it with the anti Semitisim
Fun fact. After 3rd part of this BS, the number of ratings per episode on IMDB fell 3 times. People so uninterested that they stopped even giving ratings
More than uninterested, disgusted. Good push for us to cancel D+
This episode made me just compleatly lose interest in the show because it was so non sensical. Yesterday I finally was bored enough to watch the rest of it. The rest of the episoded did not clear any of the nonsense of this episode but just added more to it. The only good thing I can say about this show is that the like first episode was good because there was still some actual interesting mystery, as the show has "Mystery" tag on it in Disney+, and the fight coreography was good.
Disney wrote 2 black kids without a father, and called the fans racist. Ok
Ahh yes Disney, im sick of "Disney" also running the banks.
Na that was just Kathleen Kennedy who said that.
2 black kids is just 2 kids tho, so u sound racist for bringing them up
Right!
@@CluggsyMcbeal ehh there is an unfortunate stereotype with black children being fatherless. Disney is just reinforcing the stereotype. In this particular show it seems like the agenda hierarchy was 1. LGBTQ 2. Women 3. Race.
@@CluggsyMcbeal
What is this cope? 😂
“How did two females have children together?”
“The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.”
😂😂😂😂
Too good 😂
Anyone else read that in Palps voice
I mean, palp was the one who said that shit..@@Parvizal
Is it possible to learn this power?
“The universe doesn’t like women like us”
Yeah, it’s the *universe* that is wrong
Had it been a man who said that about a group of men, it would be ok, right? But since it’s a woman, it’s bad. What is this double standard? It’s so trash I’m surprised people actually think this is facts when it’s so clearly not
If the entire universe cant stand you then maybe you are the problem…
Same with the people who've been kicked out of 109, scratch that - 110 countries.
@@NuclearWinter69 Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Captain Carter told me to stand tall like a tree when the world says I need to move and say "no, you move"
slash fucking sarcasm. :D
“If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.”
― Raylan Givens Justified
The words of another scotsman comes to my mind when looking at star wars today, "50,000 people used to live here, now it's a ghost town."
Remember when JarJar Binks was the worst thing about Star Wars? I miss those days.
I would rather watch a Jar Jar stand alone movie
Before Jar-Jar it was ewoks. Ah, the good old days...
@@Caltops78indeed now i reach a stage to appreciate Jar Jar
Meesa too
I think I'd rather watch a movie about Jar Jar Binks taking a dump than watch either The Last Jedi or The Rise of Skywalker again.
I’m pretty sure they can retcon all of this by having Han Solo being freed from his carbonite prison and saying “ I just had a horrible dream Chewie”
Nice!
Unironically, that sounds like a great meta joke (that doesn't ruin anything by being too self-referential) if Star Wars is bought by a different company that values it and retcons all of Disneys stuff.
Genius
Perfect! Problem solved. Two and a half of the best movies ever. Good thing they stopped their.
Leia: *visible confusion*
"the universe doesn't like women like us"
Escapist media is just not allowed to exist nowadays. This line was the writer literally poking her head out the curtains and going:
"By the way, this story is my therapy session"
EDIT: "Bro, it's just about them being witches".
Suddenly, the "media literacy" crowd has no idea what double meanings and subtext are.
Right down to the real life estranged sister.
@@MrBonified66yep, Harvey Weinsteins former personal assistant literally said its about her and her sister's real life relationship.
I mean it could still make sense. Maybe we'll get a massive reveal that all those Witches weren't lesbians at all, but trans. Turning that whole making Babies on their own thing into a different version of impossible
These lesbian "writers" live in a state that thinks lesbians are sacred. But theyre still the victims.
Would be nice if her therapy was at least mildly entertaining
If disney wants to throw away money send some my way! This was a COMPLETE WASTE!
Jeez we cant be saying star wars is all shit now bc of the series But honestly there are so many people that are just making it impossible to enjoy it, if you dont shit on the series and actually reflect you light actually be able to enjoy it
India had a Moon-Program for 240 million, which I would argue, was well worth it.
That South Park episode saying to put a chick in it and make her gay sure feels like it’s aging very well. George Lucas sold Star Wars to the Sith!
If he sold it to the Sith, we'd have a Quentin Tarantino Star Wars movie or something, hell Tarantino could even bring back Mace Windu. Nah Lucas sold the franchise to Jar Jar Binks.
Ellie's gay, by the way...
Nah, the Sith would have had a solid, well thought out gameplan.
Or perhaps the sale was to "communist lesbian witches"?
@@finickybits8055 Who? What? Why?
The Witches mined magnesium rock from a local quarry to build their fortress. A male contractor told them that it was an extreme fire hazard but they dismissed his advice as it was coming from a representative of the Galactic Patriarchy...
this made me laugh
Are you aware, that Terrance Howard knows, that the force of evolutionary creation is not contained in matter, and does not stop evolving at/nor within the body of man?
Communist lesbian witches really hate mansplaining.
@@RadicalQuadMachine Well witches are made of wood that is why they burn.
"A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author."
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
Chesterton has a quote for every situation
Good quote!
So that’s why they abbreviated it to G.K…
Now say it like Yoda
Damn
A society with literally no fathers ended up imploding on itself. Who could've guessed.
Acoshyte
The Acoshyte: ePISSode 3
Cackoshyte
Which can also be short for "a costly piece of 'shyte'"! Brilliant!
i read it with that accent from that clip "i can definitely smell shyte"
Acodyke
My wife cringed at the "power of mannnyyy" and my 11-year old daughter said "This doesnt make sense" at the burning stone building. This badness is not gender specific.
Buildings are filled with a lot of stuff that burns and smoke is a real danger.
But yeah the explanation here is lacking.
Using more than a journal as a fire source like a wheat storage would be a lot more believable.
Another option would be not use a stone building in the plot at all.
i bet next episode they will be eating bugs and living in a pod
and that's when you start thinking star wars doesn't make sense? ok...
@@roberts5539 Good writing is working within 'suspension of disbelief' while bad writing makes you notice how stupid it all is. Like John Wick 1 = dumb fun. John Wick 4 = dumb sh-t.
@@mbarker_lng good writing is when the audience care about what happens to the characters, no matter the disbelief level required. Episode 4 is a bit soon to be writing off caring about the characters. The criticism for this series is eerily similar to the 'rings of power'/ Mandolorian criticisms- mostly misogynistic.
JW4 was indeed dumb shit, but I still enjoyed seeing the villain getting outplayed in the end. JW's exaggerated journey to the final duel was self parody (fun)- especially the repeated staircase battle at the end.
Anyone who would have said "I think this is a bad idea, guys" quit or was fired years ago.
Good thing these people aren't building airplanes...OH, never mind!
Of course people quit or got fired, because those people were wrong.
It is not a bad idea, it is intentional.
It is propaganda out in the open, made by using once beloved franchises. And nobody is calling it.
What’s crazy is there’s still people supporting phony Filoni. Like he’s going to turn things around, when he’s part of the problem.
He certainly would be fired, he used the wrong pronounce "guys".
And labeled as anti progressivist, anti activist, homophobe, mysogynist, racist and an opressor. Star Wars died but it helped us see something... and always remember the old Star Wars characters... the words of old Yoda, the light and heavy oriental-like nature of Qui-Gon Jinn, the whole manipulation of Anakin done by Palpatine... the same pathos that's being used in media against us!
The only positive thing thing that's come from this show is that it's brought the Star Wars community together again and reunited us
Funny thing is they could capitalize on it if their heads weren't up their asses.
Dune part 2 was made for 190m.
This cost more. Let that sink in.
The difference between a competent director that loves the source material and one that despises it
acolyte cost under 180m, thats less not more.
@@JamesHonest-vh1bp I think raddi334 added body count of franchise deserters
My brain just cannot absorb that fact.
too bad Disney is more of a marketing company now. they dont need to make good original content anymore because of the perpetual wealth the company will always have do to licensing past content. If you make more money selling merch to billions of people you wont prioritize quality of these shows, hell they dont even have people running the company who know how to hire the people needed to make good shows. they only have marketing reps and lawyers running the entire company
To be fair, lightsabers used to be the deadliest weapons in the galaxy before Disney took over. Now they're glorified glowstick bats that don't kill, don't dismember, and bounce off stormtrooper armor. So yea, why not give it to a kid to play with as a toy.
"Who needs men when we have lightsabers?" - The Acoshyte
@@unknowniam121 the lightsaber: an electron chainsaw that will (eventually) burn through anything,or a shiny vibrator? Depends on the writer.
You type like a Reddit dork
Nah the Jedi have always held them too close to their own heads. Very casually about 2 inches from their own hair. I’ve always noticed this.
The OG lightsabers were a Force focus, not a laser sword. That's why they were only a Jedi weapon because you needed to channel the Force through the focus crystals in the light sabre -- and that's also why it could block anything and cut through anything. Of course, Lucas himself overturned that idea with the Phantom Menace and Prequels -- people like Ligh sabers? More light sabers -- kids with light sabers, robots with light sabers, light sabers for everyone!
They call us toxic fans.
But we’re not fans anymore
Remember when the “fans” drove a child actor mentally insane? Haha
I mean, there still the old stuff, not that it matters since new people will always fill the void.
@@007JP It wasn't the fans.
Everyone blamed the fans, but every review openly mocked his horrific acting, you think any magazine is going to admit their fault when they can just blame anonymous "fans"?
@@007JPas opposed to physically insane?
They had a strategy for years of "antagonizing the fan base", thinking it will be good. They have hit their end of any positive gains that could yield. Fans are gone.
You know what pisses me off the most? It's the fact that we already had a perfectly good coven of isolationist, all female force witches in star wars. There was absolutely no need to invent anything.
Actually, forget I said that. I don't want them to ruin the Nightsisters.
"the universe doesn't like women like us"
Understandable.
No it all for sure.. and her director...
She used the "force,, but not the force," to get her wife pregnant. Could have been written better.
@@bl8388
Actually, it could have been better written, by NOT writing it that way.
Yeah it actually would have been better written if it was just a normal group of men and women witches and wizards who ran away instead of this LGBTQ+IALMNOP DEI bull crap that is ruining Star Wars! God it’s just sickening!
@@awesomemanspiff
Hear me out, I've got an idea:
Keep everything the same, except them using the force, or "thread", to pull it off.
Make it a genetics experiment, to see if they could hybridize the two species artificially, and them being force sensitive is just a coincidence.
It retains everything unique about Anakin, and they can keep all their bs.
Just in case you didn’t notice, the plot of this show is the antagonist wants to kill the four Jedi to get revenge for the fire she started
In other words, a girl not wanting to take accountability
I think the jedi killed the witches, but that would not make sense because if thats the route they go, then they dont understand the jedi
If only they hadn't come and made her do it
Yes, as Lesbian Headlamp alluded to, the Jedi are CLEARLY the villains here. What a crock. 🤦♂️🤦♂️
It's not hard to see that the backstory presented in the episode was unreliable. It was Osha's point of view of events. There's clearly things Osha either didn't see or had her memories suppressed/manipulated. One of the Jedi took an ascetic vow and committed suicide from guilt. Sol somehow knew Mae started the fire when he supposedly rushed to the temple in reaction to the fire. We'll likely see what actually happened as the story progresses.
The jedi only see the force as a weapon. - D+
50 years ago, one of Obi Wan's first lines:
"Its an energy field CREATED by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together."
Even their bad ideas aren't even original
even in the Last Jedi, Luke tells Rey "the force isnt a power you have". This is so fargone that it's even contradicting THE LAST JEDI...
Disney only concerned with who gets penetrated with what by They / Them now.
Hell, even the comics officially sanctioned by Disney themselves reference the force as an energy that all living things possess.
The only reason the thread nonsense would make sense is if they took the idea kind of hinted at in Ashoka to the absolute extreme where literally all planes of reality were connected "by a thread"
The idea of the thread wouldn't even be that bad because in star wars theres an absurd amounts of interpretations of the force, but thats as far as they went. Interpretations. This is a fundamental reimagining of the force while also pretty shamelessly hanging onto the original concept of the force.
The Acolyte is just another symptom of writers that don't answer to anyone, and disney not giving any scrutiny to the star wars franchise. Despite it being the biggest money hemorrhage in their check book.
"There are alternatives to fighting." These people want to reduce the Jedi the same way they've demonized and reduced our Founding Fathers and the explorers that traveled the world. They are doing the exact same thing. They're painting the Jedi as White colonizers lmfao....
Of course not. Do you think that ANY of the KK & LH crews even considered the idea of asking GL about anything? Or that they might READ A BOOK (or three) from the heydays of SW? Nah, brah. Their egos and narcissism revolve around them. And they wouldn't know a legitimately exemplary story if it thwacked them in the tuh-wattz.
Reflection is truly key.
🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨
"Before I start, I must see my end. Destination known, my mind's journey now begins. Upon my chariot, heart and soul's fate revealed. In time, all points converge, hope's strength resteeled. But to earn final peace at the universe's endless refrain, we must see all in nothingness... before we start again."
🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨
--Diamond Dragons (book I)
The universe owes Jar Jar Binks a massive apology
They especially owe it to his actor, Ahmed Best.
The sheer hatred he got from fans, simply for playing a role, was despicable, and would make any "Fan backlash" the 'Acolyte' stooges got look like mild smack- talk in comparison. He was deluged with hate- mail in which he was called pretty much every anti- black racist slur known to man, and which repeatedly contained death threats. One night at its worst point, Best earnestly considered self- deleting, but thankfully was able to pull himself back from that abyss. That, I'd say, is what REAL "Toxic fandom" looks like.
So, yeah, I'd say everyone owes him an apology, especially now that 'The Acolyte' has shown us that the Star Wars universe can contain things much more annoying than Jarjar.
@@Adamguy2003 amen brother. The Prequels got undeserved hate cause the actors didn’t do what Harrison Ford did and told Lucas “no” on a lot of dialogue choices (Harrison when interviewed had even said he threatened to hold Lucas at gunpoint and make him read his own script during the original trilogy). And now? Nobody is telling Disney “no” except the fans and we just keep getting more and more shit. Episode 7 was the worst of it all…
No.
Just because they wrote Characters much worse since then,
does mean Jar Jar wasn't crap.
The show will end with the twins teaming up to defeat the sith, while chanting "the power of one, the power of two, the power of many". And it's going to suck.
One will say "the power of one", the other will say "the power of two" & then some rando who we all thought was dead will turn up out of nowhere & chant "the power of many"
@@FreeTheDonbas Fool's bet. I'd say it's 100% going to happen but for two reasons; A) I'm not convinced these morons aren't scouring comments here and B) at least that has some kind of reasoning. These geniuses might just go "one of the twin dies, the other just wins with the power of VIBES and by wanting REALLY hard, then resurrects the dead twin and they go off to make more of themselves, hidden away until they are needed, they are also immortal now".
Now THIS is pod racing!
@@donovan4222 I yearn for the days of pod-racing. simpler times, before the empire.
Wouldn't be surprised. They did it at the end of Rise of Skywalker. Rey was the power of one. Rey and Kylo, power of two. Rey with the force ghosts were the power of many.
"Twice the pride, double the fall." - Count Dooku.
“Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Kennedy the Woke? It’s fucking cringe shit”
I was crying after seeing this.😂
😂😂😂
I read this in Ian Mcdiarmid’s voice and it made me smile more than Disney has in years.
xDDDDDDDDDDDD
Disney moves forward .... like a drunk 3=legged Elephant running downhill before it realizes that Gravity is NOT it's friend.
Lucas himself has said they’ve killed his baby. There’s no originality. No pride. No quality. No continuity. It’s all just a money grab.
2 black kids with no father figure?
Did the force go out to get some milk?
And a pack of menthol
You mean "the thread"? Anakin was fathered by "the force", these were fathered by "the thread". By inference.. I assume the force isn't female, it's white.
Bbbbbbbbut the "FoRcE is FeMaLE" 🤣
maybe a pack of cigarettes??
Waiting for disney to play a generic rap beat when the sisters inevitably have their final stand-off like Ubisoft is doing with the Samurai dude on Assassins creed
I once joked that Disney's Star Wars writers are so crap that they'd replace lightsaber battles with interpretive dance. "Let us settle this conflict through the art of dance!"....and they did it...I WAS JOKING..... WTF!?!?!
Actually I’d be impressed if they did something like that as a reference to the auralnauts redubs which turn lightsaber fights into raves. And restructures the plot to be around jedi wanting to party, but we all know Disney would screw up even a reference to something funny with an ounce of creativity.
It's because every time someone thinks of a joke - there's a leftist somewhere in the world thinking the same, however, not as a joke but as a good idea ;)
Well I think "put a chick in it make it lame and gay"is a joke too
Never underestimate the stupidity of people
This is what happens when you give VOICE to stupid ideas. 🤣
this series is a tragedy
THE MESSAGE HEHEHE
the message die,,,,,,,,,
More like a travesty
It’s an embarrassment
when hollywood goes bankrupt then the message dies
South Park was trying to parady Star Wars and they confussed Cartman jokes with advices.
The ethos of Disney Star Wars is:
1. Decimate legacy
2. Vilify masculinity
3. Promote mediocrity
Use a male oriented franchise to vilify masculinity.
4. Fail miserably
5. Wonder why they have no audience anymore
6. Blame everyone but themselves
Yes Yes 👍
Be like every stubborn failure in history: blame your own problems on other people
@@NathanCassidy721In the meantime, just watch my series The Pensuke Files instead!
"This is how Star Wars dies... Thunderous Scissoring."
"FOOKIN SCISSORS"
Bruh, I'm laughing to death with this one
You can hear the clapping from this galaxy - and I dont mean with hands either
Yet, we did not get to see any scissoring. It was only mentioned but never applied. Just like the so-called morals we're supposed to follow.
@@WarAuthority "Either you menstruate with me or you're a bigot against me" (Box Wine Saber Lights up)
The Power of Scissors.
The power of threadsbian love!
Scissor me timbers
Some would say it’s unnatural
Bingo. Lesbians' greatest fantasy: reproduction without men.
Scissor Wars
“Times were different then, there were entire stories made of quality. But the age of decent world building and writing were over….a new age had begun….the age of the schmutz.
It didn’t matter what you wrote, or how bad it was….what mattered was how you made a message. You could tell a lot about a writer from their schmutz, were they cringy?, were they schmutzy?, were they insecure about the shape of their head? Either way schmutzing was dumb and the fanbase wasn’t having it”
"Why didn't anyone speak up and say it's a bad idea" Brother, those people were fired ages ago and if they weren't they sure as hell aren't going to speak up now.
I told George Lucas that “I hate sand” was a bad line and he hired a hitman to go after my family
Yeah they'll cancel you on Twitter what a tragedy.
I grew up drinking and watching shity action movies with my cousin. The shittier the better. I would love to drink and watch these, but I simply can't even give them the view to do so, haha. Critical Drinker will have to do.
cause they'd get fired lol
So Disney has literally wrote a story where black kids are raised by a single mum with an absent dad and one of them turns to crime.😂
It’s weird how you guys are trying to make these comparisons with stereotypes in your head.
fiction. if it was real, both would turn to crime.
@@007JP Stereotypes are there for a reason
@@williamtaittinger4529 lol. You racist keyboard warrior. 😂
I understand that reference 😂
People are saying stuff like
“Star Wars is officially ruined”
when in all reality the last Jedi already damaged the brands reputation 7 years ago
Disney destroyed the brand the moment they BOUGHT IT
and then the usurping of skywalker on top of that tripe
15 mn in the force awakens and SW was already ruined for me...
The last jedi is top 5 worst films ever made. That and matrix resurrections. Both utter dogshit.
All the Jedi are dressed like Uncle Owen. Sorry... but SW was ruined by The Phantom Menace. Also; Jar Jar.
Soon Disney’s failure will be complete, and nothing will stand in the way of Darth Malgus’s New Empire.
Man I swear, back in the 90s...the Scifi Channel had better low budget tv shows than these overinflated streaming companies today.
Yup. Bring back Automan and Manimal.
They were cheesy but had hearth! The core story elements were often good, they just lacked the budget/time to execute them well
SG1
Does anyone remember LEXX?
The “Battlestar Galactica” remake seasons 1 and 2 was the pinnacle of the SciFi channel. I was living in the US when it came out and it was amazing, edgy post-9/11 sci-fi apocalyptic drama with characters and a plot. The effects were nothing special but that didn’t matter. It jumped the shark towards the end of season 3 but wow what a show!!
Remember when the prequels were the worst thing to ever happen to Star Wars? Good times
Jar Jar,please forgive us,we were so wrong!!! 😜
They weren't even that bad when they came out. It was just Hayden's bad acting, Jar Jar, and the terrible romance scenes that made them "bad".
I miss Jar Jar
Was Jah Jah binks in ROTJ?
They still are
"Communist Lesbian Space Witches" sounds like a bad Indigo Girls cover band.
not even the so bad it's good type of band, it's one that would be considered a war crime
I saw them open for Angry Beavers in Cleveland a few years ago.
Lesbian star wars could have been an erotic masterpiece, instead its a dumpy sermon.
That headlines at Lilithfare...
Or fantastic lesbian porn.
This looks like an office party of the HR department at any big corporation.
Friendly reminder that Leslye Headland worked for Ol' Harv Weinstin for 4 years and during that time DEFINITLY SAW AND/OR DID NOTHING suspusicious and is totally not an evil harpy of a woman.
And THAT is why the universe hates women like her.
Goddamnit, Harvey.
Harvey did nothing wrong.
One of 2 things is true; either she was ignorant of Weinsteins' shenanigans (and is therefore inobservant and incompetent to an _hilarious_ degree) OR - she helped feed him victims.
Either way, she should be in charge of precisely nothing.
Welp, his conviction has been overturned so now her big daddy & Meryl Streeps GOD just may be back to save their careers in the old ways again. 👹
Remember.. it’s not about making money… it’s about THE MESSAGE
AANDDDDD black rock DEI money, they don’t want OUR money
The Mess?
Oy!
Do they not realize the message is that their message is wretched?
Heath Ledger knew all along.
They did it.. They actually took the south park parody and used it as a blueprint.. incredible
I swear that reality is trying to put South Park out of business.
Matt & Trey should sue for theft of intellectual property...
I....this is the first time i actually noticed it...after you said all this about Star Wars and that noone cares about it anymore and that noone will come and save it.....This is the first time i realised that i actually don't care for it anymore....
I am 45 years old saw my first Star Wars movie with my dad when i was 8.....i loved it all my life....and now its ...it's not even something i go mad about anymore.....It's gone....
I feel sad now....they destroyed it on purpose like so many other things......but also reliefed...i wont fight or talk against these idiots who think they are the middle of the univers anymore....but i m sad for my son...hes 11 i allready watched the good Star Wars with him and he liked it....Even my daughter liked it....but now tis over....
Good bye my old friend
I'm gonna miss you
You can “customize” your children’s experience by showing them the Lucas-era films only and spare them the dissappointment that we old timers went trough when Disney started putting up their crap, LOL.
It’s 6 films (plus the animated series, I’d say. “Clone Wars” IIRC), the rest is the most expensive fan fiction to ever be produced; aside from Rings of Power.
180 million. Let that sink in for a second. They spent 180 million for this garbage.
More likely they spent $10 million and pocketed/embezzled the rest as hush money to keep Harvey Weinstein's assistant's little black book buried....
How the hell do they even have the money to spend 180 million?
If they wanted garbage they could have just gone out back to the dumpster for some free garbage
@@pigeon4481 you yourself invested your 401k in disney stock, courtesy of a certain dark stone fund, and just werent told about it because you dont need to know, you have The Older And Wiser to know things for you. Now get back to work
Dune 2 was 190 but I think some of that money went to pay the reviewer's
The Acolyte was not made to entertain. It was made to launder money.
It was made to push an agenda
Facts though
The power of one.
The power of two.
The power of MONEEEEEY!
It was made as a ''shut up'' gift for Harvey Weinstein's former assistant.
They have to do it somewhere, you know ...
I saw a comment that said the acolyte cost 180 MILLION dollars and thought, theres no way some company could blow that much money on 8 episodes of an angry lesbian feminist fan fiction.
Then i realized it was Disney. It all made sense.
On the bright side when the typical folk try to defend this show and shows like it you can just ask "wouldn't 180 million dollars be better spent helping poor, marginalized communities rather than on this condescending trash?"
There's GOT to be a raptor center not too far from Disney World with a convalescing red-tailed hawk that Mickey Mouse could be fed to.
Somehow I convinced that it was all a money laundering scheme.
@@KororaPenguinwhy do you hate hawks?
@@sneeringimperialist6667
I don't. I was talking about feeding Mickey to one.
"The thread is not a power that can be wielded"
*10 minutes later*
"This is about power and those who wield it"
I am convinced AI wrote this garbage.
When the wookie has the best dialog you know there’s a problem
wokies took over.
@@Svrahe wokies suck. Wookies ftw
that one was a killer, m8 🤣
@@Leonard.L.Church 🫡 Wookiees ftw
Yet no one acknowledged their Droid atrack
When the force witch’s went “it’s scissoring time” and scissored all over the place. It was beautiful 10/10 writing
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They definitely went "It's Forcin' Time" and then forced the Force to do what they wanted while saying that you can't control the Force but then immediately contradicting themselves by saying it's a string they just pluck to change 'everything'.
Don't worry, if it doesn't make sense, it's because you're a man trying to mansplain it to yourself, when it's clearly for women and lgbt people, by women and lgbt people. Star Wars isn't for you, so don't watch it if you don't like it. But be warned if you don't watch it, then the series' failure is your fault. Basically, men can't win, which funnily enough was also the working theme in every session of this show's writers room brainstorming session with Kathleen Kennedy (this is what Leslye filmed on hidden cameras to get us the chanting scene).
Oops wrong movie
You could say it busted an acoload all over
Truly a stunning and brave performance. I leapt out of my seat with tears in my eyes.
The fact that the creator of the show said that she thinks that it’s canon that R2D2, an astromech droid designed to repair ships that has a MASCULINE programming is a lesbian, is enough of an indication that she shouldn’t have been let within 50 feet of Star Wars.
I haven't watched the show yet. But that is really a thing? Holy Sh.....
@@CrazyZ66 Yeah it is a thing, and you thought you were crazy, that broad is out of her mind. My toasters been non-binary since one side burnt out.
It's a robot 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ that woman drives me nut
Masculine programming? whats that?
@@sdavidplissken R2 was programmed with a masculine design, in the way he acts and says things.
The best part about The Acolyte is the videos on YT tearing it apart
Disney has billions upon billions of dollars, and they have one of the most profitable franchises in the world. And they choose to run it into the ground, all for the sake of *THE MESSAGE* it's so embarrassing.
They’re getting paid via blackrock and state street. Therefore THIS WILL NEVER END
There's no message here except "fuck you fans!"
Lol Disney are down about 200 billion last I heard
@@dcmastermindfirst9418 they're still filthy rich it doesn't matter
@@lowdistortion As rich as you think
Everyone: Rings of power is as low as things can go..
Acolyte: Hold my alcohol free beer..
Hold my malt liquor*
Madame web has entered the chat 😂
Hold my Bud Light
Hold my beer and make her gay
This show is easily better than Rings of Power but that's okay, just look at all those upvotes, no reason to think deeper here
Everyone before the Acolyte: "Well Starwars cant get much worse"
Disney: "Hold my beer..."
Hold my Bud Light.
Hold my green milk*
After Andor, there was hope. Then they went back to spewing garbage.
@@gR22401 there never was hope. As long as Disney owns star wars this franchise is cooked. And since the ownership won’t change star wars will be perpetually awful.
@@roccociccone597 I mostly agree, but Andor was great. Eventually, there will be more quality Star Wars content.
The two girls little hand holding ritual on the woods.
The thread explanation/training session.
The “ascencion” ritual.
Those three scenes were so ao cringe I LEGIT told my girlfriend I could not go any further, my constitution failed me. We agreed to turn off the tv and take a nap.
"Meesa the one laughing now"
Jar Jar - 2024
😂😂😂😂 I loled hard
Haha yea I kind of love him now
@@eugenisgaztambide187 hahahahaha me too. That was a good one!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My children once spent 30 minutes building a very cool life-size house out of giant Lego style blocks at an indoor park. As we left, we expected to see other kids use it and add to it. Instead, the next child who entered destroyed the entire thing in under 5 minutes. (ETA and then left.)
Ever since then, I've used that as a lesson for them that that anyone can destroy. It takes no talent, vision, or skill.
Anyone can take a beloved franchise and ruin it.
It takes 100 years to grow a tree and 10 minutes to chop it down.
@@StrongandGrand and 10 days to build furniture from it that functions for 200 years
But the wood is still dead...
@@akusav333 And five minutes to tear the furniture apart.
@@ClockworkGearhead and 3 minutes to use the parts of the furniture to make a campfire that saves a woman from freezing to death after the nuclear apocalypse, who will repopulate earth and whole humanity will survive 100.000 years before nuking themselves again
The fact that the budget is 180 million💀 where did the 179 million go?
To all the actors and executives
It went to Antifa, Act-Up, BLM, and the Reelect O'Biden campaign....
Leslye took at least 170 mio. for her perfect script ...
Hopefully in later episodes.
@@RealDragonKing1 How? This isn't a show about big space-battles or something else that requires so much CGI you need that amount of money for. And i doubt they have used better sets/costumes or whatever than for the first three episodes.
Just when people think Star Wars has hit the lowest bottom of the barrel, it keeps just getting lower and lower to the point there is no "bottom", because Star Wars has damn well shot down into the centre of the Earth and well out of the planet itself.
after watching the acolyte i begin to understand why people of the past burned witches.
2 million views. You know the whole staff that made the acolyte watched this youtube video.
...and wept.
It's embarrassing, and a little sad.
I’m pretty sure that this video has more views than the actual show. It will make more money for the author too…
_" _*_The Failure of ONE ! The Failure of TWO !!_*_ "_
🎶🎵🎶 _" _*_The Failure of m~AANYY !!_*_ "_ 🎶🎵🎶
The power of woke,
the power of cringe,
the power of garbage writtiiing
Someone has to make an AI version of that scene with this lyrics 😂
Hey, I consider myself woke and even I can't stand it!
Now spread that vibe and feeling with other Woke people with remaining common sens@@hurdygurdyguy1
@@hurdygurdyguy1 Woke=brainwashed by 40 years of psychological warfare and propaganda. If not for censorship, I could show you information that would turn everything you have been led to believe upside down, and that even parts you THINK are based in morality is from a dark place, for a very insidious agenda. And the destruction of mass media is just one small part of it. If people don't snap out of it (and soon) their are some very dark days ahead...... And yeah, I too was once what one would call a "Liberal" before some people showed me what I am hinting about here. Look where they don't want you to look, and listen to those they tell you are immoral and taboo to listen to..
@@hurdygurdyguy1thanks you dude, Im too kinda woke, what lets be honest isn't BC someone os gay ir racialized that i hate this show, its because its bad and have so many flaws.
I just cancelled my vacation to Disney. I am burning my merch. Screw Star Wars. Standing with you cause I agree!
remember friends, the old extended universe books still exist. we don't have to acknowledge the disney "canon". ignoring it won't make it go away, but not looking at it and turning our attention to the actually good star wars content of years back, like the old movies, animated shows, and the legion of pre-disney books written by timothy zahn and the others in that group, can offer some solace.
Sure they could have made the Trawn trilogy and that would have been massive for the old fans and great for the new fans😮
I still haveone book by him I believe Admiral Thrawn was the mail villan
@@andyhobbs8865 At this point I rather disney dont touch anything with those dirty fingers of theirs after that shitshow.
I have a complete collection of Dark Horse Omnibus editions...I'll just read my old, fun, DEI messaging free stories and leave lesbian Mao to her revolution.
We Dune fans have been struggling with a similar situation.
“Communist Lesbian Space Witches.” 😂
That was literally the pitch to the board.
Correction: "Communist black lesbian space witches".
and leslie headcase was like make it LAME
Something we thought would not be associated with SW. You really can’t make this shite up
Drinker was the fly on the wall.
4 words I thought I’d never hear together in one sentence lol
The question of ”why didn’t anyone say this was a bad idea?” is that all the people who said this was probably a bad idea were sent to the black lesbian reeducation gulags by their local ESG mandated political commisar for being ”dangerous far right extremists”.
Ha ha ha - you >> nail >> head.
They just ran off the talented man that said that and hired one of their untalented female friends.
And here we are.
👌🏽
South Park summed it up.
Bob Iger "Okay, we'll try that... Again."
I wish more people knew what ESG is or what it's purpose is.
A big issue in this episode that you failed to even mention is the fact that the Jedi never forces them to take the test. First one of the twins say they want to take it, then they even say ”with your permission of course” to the lesbian space witches. Yet directly after we watch this they claim to not have a choice, and try to fail the test. Anyway, the whole thing is just a mess - they try so hard to make the jedi look bad when in fact they where nothing but polite.
The longer Star Wars goes on, the more I become convinced the Empire were the good guys all along
you forget what the empire did to innocents
The longer liberal democracy goes on, the more I become convinced mid-20th century political movements....
The Empire is in support of this comment section. Just a bunch of hateful white male bigots dreaming about the good ole days, makin' Star Wars great again.
The Galactic Empire lasted what 30 years? The Republic was thousands of years old and trash
I started rooting for Empire on Endor. It's been all downhill from there.
I cancel my Disney+ subscription between Star Wars shows. My wife (not a fan) told me there was a new show called the Acolyte. I just shrugged. Surprised, she said, “you’re not gonna watch it? I thought Star Wars is your thing.” Dear, sweet wife….it was…it was….
Top 5 things that never happened
I only had Disney for the clone wars and the bad batch because they fill the void of clone wars era star wars that we hope doesn't get the same treatment as this
@@R3verse301 Not Andor?
I just found out Hulu was bought by Disney. Cancelled it within a minute
@@RealDragonKing1 well yeah that to honestly forgot about that show though
Poor squid game guy. He was probably thinking "Oh man! I was in a huge hit, now off to the west to be in star wars!" And then this happens..... Don't worry Lee Jung. you weren't the first to be deceived, and we still believe in you!
It’s unfortunate majority of Star Wars fans are dense brain dead racists.
I am sure he knew what he was getting into and the pay was not bad either, no need to feel bad for him as no matter how bad the series might be it will be liked enough by the modern audiences to not be considered a failure. He also got to be part of star wars and can include it in his resume, meanwhile here you are feeling bad for him while he is doing very well 😂
he's a sexual assaulter and squid game s2 will probably not make much sense either, so you'll be good
@@nitrowarrior-lj5ip but he has good meme hahaha
I hope this doesn't rerail his career. He deserves better roles.
That “ yeees yeeess” thing just keeps getting funnier and funnier every time!! 😂😂😂😂