The Acolyte Episode 7 - Where Common Sense Goes To Die
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- Опубликовано: 9 июл 2024
- No matter how bad Star Wars gets, there's always something worse around the corner. And that thing just so happens to be Episode 7 of the Acolyte, the penultimate episode of the series. The episode which answers the questions you never even wanted to ask.
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The failure of One!
The failure of Two!
And the failure of Many!
Maaaaannnyyyy... 😂
😂😂😂😂
lol
ManneeennneeeEEEEEE
MmmEEyYnnNeEEeeee..
You know there's a problem when you're more excited for the review than the actual show
I'm only watching the review :D
This Is WAYYYYY better
Drinker is funnier,cooler and more in depth than anything Disney could do with Star Wars
I'm psyched for Disparu's tonight!
Yeeeees! YEEEEEEES! 😏
That bloody "Yaass, yaaaass" will forever hunt this bint! Rightfully so.
I didn't know you could spell "ass" with a "Y". It goes to show what I know...
All those Yass and those slay,queen will forever haunt me
"Yess Yesss!"
It literally hurts my brain to hear her say this
its yassss not yesss
Glad I'm not the only one suffering.
Writing black twins with no father and a mother that commits deletion by cop is wild.
Well the writers said they were pretty big on social commentary....
Remember, Kathleen Kennedy says that Star Wars needs to reflect a "modern audience."🤦🏽♂️
@@Dizzy247365pluslucky she didn't have them steal space stereos then
Damn, is this show a documentary?
No thank you, .... im not gay, it's not for m
You’d swear this show was literally made to punish Star Wars fans
It probably was
Disagree. Anyone still watching Star Wars at this point is just in it for the pleasure of pain and torture. This show is a reward for the lunatics who stuck around after Farce Awakens.
It surely has to be
But it most obviously was, given how thoroughly the creators despise their perception of what the Star Wars audience is, vs what they believe it should be.
Meanwhile: the Lord of the Rings fans - look how they have massacred my boy
Props to squid game guy who, despite being handed a terrible script in a language he recently learned, still plays good .
I legit feel sorry for him, probably the only decent human being involved with the whole thing and just wanted a chance to play a Jedi aka literally every actors dream.
He’s giving it his all in a show that really doesn’t deserve it.
his diction is horrific he cant speak english, it was an awful casting. its laughable hearing him try to say his lines.
@@vanguardtrainer924Manny Jacinto isn’t that bad either
It makes me sad because he is clearly awesome. Script sux
Smilo Ren trained hard for the fight scenes. He was also wasted on this garbage and the predatory behavior from Headlamp who sexualizes him (totally an L in LGHDTV++. Yeah, sure...) in this show "for kids" is disturbing.
"Write what you know eh Lesley?" A brutal killer line showing her up for exactly who she is. Another masterclass from the Critical Drinker.
I nominate him for advancement to Darth Critical
@@eldoradocanyonro I am not sure about that, since Leslye Headland is "Darth Groomer"...I propose advancing The Critical Drinker to Grand Master Drinker.
Exactly 'what' she is...........
You were proud of that one and we can't agree more.
"Yesss, Yesss!" (tongue in cheek) 😎 It was a nice dig!
"Why did you kill my mooooooom????"
"She turned into a terrifying smoke monster with no prior warning during an already tense situation where mind control already happened. Are you dumb or something?"
And apparently hid her feelings from the jedi who could have felt her intentions..
Feels to me like they were trying to make a "parallel to gun violence by cops" by having the """cops""" "misinterpret" the intentions of a character and "shoot" them.
I'm a child!
"That happened over a decade ago!! Your sister needs help."
OHSHA: *THAT'S why I bailed.*
@@antirevomag834Should've put quotes around the word "character" as well.
@@antirevomag834 It should be a cautionary tale on how to act around cops. Don't do anything sudden. Don't pull a weapon. Don't verbally threaten.
The witches in a trance all dropping over dead at once when their connection was broken was hilarious.
The world of Disney Star Wars, where now using the Force too much can kill you.
I thought they all passed out lol
I think Angry Joe called it actually! 😂 this shit is so funny!
Yes. I had to laugh pretty hard! Especially, because it looks so cheap. It looks like a german kid's show with puppets from 75 years ago, when you cut their strings, especially the dying lesbian space witch in the center, that looks like a turtle 😂
Let's hope it is a metaphor for the wokerati.
Token white guy spent ten years in a trance and was completely invulnerable to attack due to his mastery of the force.
Dude went from padawan to master in 6 years, speedran his career faster than Anakin, then started his trance.
They unwittingly wrote the only white guy main cast member as the most op jedi of all time.
😆
"Write what you know, eh, Leslie?" That got me 🤣
Dovetails nicely into it being "a masterclass of stupidity", don't you think?
I just saw that part of the video and went searching for this comment, knew it would be here 🤣🤣
Lets not forget that Torbin's entire character arc is he's a young padawan that gets mind assaulted by a witch. then has to defend himself from said witches, at some point he becomes a master, then gets mad depression from the witch events and waits around for a decade for Mae to show up so he can take his own life.
Hell of a character there, truly unparalleled writing
He became a jedi master, despite all that internal strife, in record time too.
So...professional victim?
It's shocking the writers approved this. The events of what happens make no sense why he did that for 10 years.
Him drinking the poison makes no sense whatsoever 😂😂
He’s the Jedi embodiment of (the ever mythical) “white guilt” seems to be what they were going for.
Every time the "yEs, yEs!" clip plays I have to fight the urge to punch my laptop.
ngl i find that hot
I have the same reaction when they keep showing the hideous spike-head woman. Her single wooden expression is scorn. Call me toxic, but I don't want to look at that.
It's fucking infuriating that someone like that was allowed to play a part in Star Wars isn't it? 😂
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
“Yas, Yas!”
Let's all acknowledge the great public service The Critical Drinker is doing by watching absolutely horrific stuff so the rest of us don't have to. I salute you, sir.
Hi, 56 yr old SW, comic book and action figure fan here. When I saw SW for the first time it was mind blowing to my 14 yr old mind. For those doing the math, yes I saw Episode IV and V in 1983(I turned 15 in DEC), I then won tickets on my local radio station to see Return of the Jedi at a premiere at a local theatre, It was a surreal experience. The only other movie to have that same impact on me was Spider-Man in 2002(at 34 yrs old). At the end of that movie, as the credits rolled I had tears streaming down my face because I had waited so many yrs to see Spider-Man on the screen. I do not believe for a second any one involved with any of the Disney SW or current Marvel media has experienced any life changing moments when it comes to any form of pop culture. They cannot be true fans, they do not understand or respect the source material. It is very sad. By the way, I am half white and half mexican, been married for 36 yrs and have two grown children, so that destroys the racist white male/incel narrative progressives like to spout. Ultimately shows like the Acolyte just depress the hell out of me.
What is an incel?
@@dchozn1 I believe it's a male who dislikes anything about women?
@@cornercomics67 It stands for INvoluntary CELibate. Someone who just can't get women, usually because they're too lazy to better themselves and/or go out and try. Anyone who seems 'bitter' against women is just painted as an incel even if it's a genuine grievance they have. Or if they say something that women don't like to hear.
@@Kuk0san Although realistically it's beginning to look more and more as though it's less involuntary, as who really wants to get with a hairy annoying wokester?
@@Kuk0san Thanks, I knew it was something like that, I'm just a little out of touch with all this. Appreciate your explanation!
We lost Starkiller and Mara Jade for this. For THIS.
Last I checked, the EU novels, comics, and games still exist in their own continuity. Who cares what the clowns at Disney consider canon?
I still say The Thrawn Trilogy is the real sequel Trilogy.
Never forget about Dash Rendar
Disney slops are not canon
@Lonovavir It certainly is.
The witch gaslighting Sol after he stabbed her was the most sickening part, you turned into a Dark Side abomination and tried to turn his allies against him so no shit you were gonna get stabbed lady.
But no, the Jedi are somehow the bad guys in Leslie’s story.
Who said they're bad guys?
There is no bad guys in this story, just different perspectives.
EDIT:I was being sarcastic and simply saying what the writer and some actors said about the show. I genuinely do not believe what I wrote.
@@tnmblonewolf8799 nice Disney PR tagline
@@tnmblonewolf8799 Just bad writing.
> punishes le gay witches that are clearly stand-in for themselves
> jedi are being slowly deconstructed from the famous characters and pre-established lore.
Gee, I wonder who Leslie is making the villain!
Star Wars 1977-2005
The only good thing of these "Star Wars" shows are the existence of the reviews. Love the Drinker!
Plus the Star Wars EU.
I love the fact that lightsabers are incapable of killing flesh and blood humans, but ca easily kill incorporeal force ghost/demons
Leslie is simply writing what she knows. People in positions of power obsessing over young children, kidnapping them and taking them isolated islands. Hmmm, sounds like I've heard this story in real life.
That's what I was thinking.
And she loved every minute of that rollercoaster and wants to share the fantasies with everyone to seek some appeal where it's not needed
She loved every minute of that wonderland and wants to share her fantasies with everyone to seek some appeal for her elite hollywood daddies
Lezly loved every minute of that wonderland and wants to share her fantasies with everyone to seek some appeal for her elite hollywood daddies
"Seems familiar, so to speak pathetic sort ahead" *point down gesture*
The power of 1, the power of 2, the power of many shots to get me through watching this shyte 😅
Impressive. There is not enough liquor on god's green earth to get me to watch this and I'm not even a star wars fan.
That's why I don't watch it as I partake in the shots. That shit will send me to the nearest mortuary 😂
is that a real scene? i will not watch
The Power of the One BILLION DOLLARS WASTED! The Power of the Two BILLION DOLLARS WASTED! The Power of the Many DISNEY SHAREHOLDERS FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY!
"Aclshyte."
Weirdly enough this episode is trying to shout at us "The Jedi are the bad guys!" But pretty much everything they did was understandable, apart from a few things. The witches are the aggressors, they use powers and abilities that either look hostile or directly just are hostile and Mey did burn down the fortress because the fortress apparently was incredibly flammable and explosive.
Every time that "Yess yess!" clip pops up I feel like slamming my head into a meat grinder.
Don't do that...if you do that, Darth Melonhead will win.
i already did and it's nowhere near as bad!
its yasss
The fact that they paint Jedi as evil and Sith as good tells you all you need to know about their morals
They try to but fail horribly. Granted I've not seen it and probably never will but nothing I've heard made.e think the Sith or the covenant are the good guys.
That's kind of what the prequels did, no? The prequel trilogy showed that the Jedi weren't infallible. They also made you sympathize with one of the greatest eventual evils in the galaxy- Darth Vader. This is nothing new.
Well it doesn't tell you anything about their values.... only that they thought it would be an innovative spin. An artwork (yes even this is technically art) of fantasy does not tell you a lot or even anything about the moral standards of the authors. (Interpretation of good faith is still a standard the fun hate train should not loose bro)
The Star Wars universe is Manichean, the strength of the light and dark side has real effects on people and it's not just white or black colors.....
And yet, the Jedi _still_ haven't done anything morally reprehensible to justify being villainized.😂
If there's anything, ANYTHING at all to take away from this show, it's that Darksiders more or less cause their own problems and have terrible reasons for doing what they do.
“Oh you didn’t like episode 3? Have you tried episode 3 with wide angle lenses?”
Great South Park reference
It's sad because I still see comments saying, yeah i finished the episode and it sucked lol. I am like why on earth would you pay for this garbage at this point? I would keep any comment of me watching, pure crap kind of under wraps lol. It shows people are not for watching good tv anymore. They know something is crap, and still PAY to watch this mind dribble lol. Why would you pay for this when House of the Dragons or something better is on? Boy oh boy are people as brain dead as this show. I don't care about any comments saying well I paid for this show, or it's not as bad as you think. It's worse, made for the lowest of intelligence viewers. It's not mean to tell the truth, it's just dumb to defend pure crap tv. So take that as you will. Please defend a show of lez bo witches by all means and tell me I am the dumb one. Brain rot is a true thing, prove me wrong.
Nepotism is a huge problem everywhere, but I guess it's OK if you are gay! Also, of course she tires to confuse evil and good and when she was the henchwoman for the biggest rapist in history...
Underrated comment, lmfao
It's just like Rashomon, see? We're good writers! Please believe us.
For over a thousand generations, the Jedi knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the old republic...before the Leslye Headland...before kathleen kennedy.
"Don't follow anyone's story, not even yours" - Lesley Headland.
"We're here to find a vergence, a powerful centre of force energy"
*cut to the wookie looking for it with a metal detector*
And it turns out that the force is two non-identical twins who are terrible actresses.
He just pursues his hobbies, leave him alone. He's been collecting moss for 6 weeks straight ...
the writers read that The curse of Oak Island was popular, hence the metal detectors
Nah, he's just dicking around because he knows this is all stupid.
Jedi Detectorists!
That “Yes, YAAASSS” clip infuriates me to no end. It’s incredible how it just seems to sum up everything that’s awful about everything.
It's what I'd expect if the concept of smugness was a person.
I’ve seen that clip hundreds of times now in Drinker reviews and somehow it never fails to be nails-on-chalkboard grating.
What makes that now infamous clip even more cringe & pathetic is that that actress, on that same stage that same day sat there in front of the SW fan base literary BRAGGING about how she plays this powerful leader. Now when we know the result of her character the character is first of all dead (thank goodness) & secondly I would not exactly call that character a powerful leader to begin with. A leader of some kind living in hiding that knows a few party tricks in the Force that she has renamed into the Thread. I'm not saying she is powerless but I always assumed that she was this great ruler of a whole planet or something the way the actress went on about it. Instead Disney SW has given us yet again a black actress a very bad, meaningless role that ends up going nowhere & that anyone with half a brain realizes beforehand that no one's gonna be buying that action figure. Who exactly IS the sexist racist I keep asking after following Disney SW for a decade now. They are not exactly giving their black actresses any meaningful roles that people will like, do they? But we all know exactly why these black actresses were hired. So the show runners & KK & Pablo & the rest of the insane gang at Lucasfilm can have yet another black actress to hide behind so their lack of story telling talent can be ignored by all the hate they toss at the fan base that merely points out that this was yet again more shitty writing with another shitty character that just happened to be cast by a black woman.
this clip kills me everytime
Yes, YAAASSS!
2:22 What’s even more funny is that, in Star Wars lore, there are actual Jedi who are assigned to do things like this.
They are part of a group called the Jedi Survey Corp, and they are basically Jedi Padawans/Younglings who failed to pass their final test and don’t become knights, and so are given more menial (but still important) jobs in the temple, like being an Archivist or Explorer.
So not only does this mission not make sense, it also breaks the lore, because they sent Jedi Masters and Knights to do work that should be done by the Survey Corp.
You could argue they sensed there was more on that planet that needed Jedi
And squid games guy seemed excited to be there
Waiting for roger wilco, jedi janitor apprentice to pop out of the closet in the last episode. Yep, that would so cool.
The funny thing is Mae is still sort of responsible for the whole disaster. If she didn't go on this weird rampage breaking things, and setting a fire which caused explosions, she wouldn't had freaked out and got her mom killed for turning into a dark ghost. The explosiosn and such also seem to have set off the Jedi.
And if its not Mae's fault its her mom's for encouraging her to do it in the first place.
The Jedi are actually completely in the right here, the show's just kind of...playing with the idea of them being bad without committing to it.
Here's where you're wrong drinker, you can't lose what you never had in the first place
*you're, not your.
You're
Ur*
Yorrr
You're'nst
The padawan lost his mind while on a 6 week mission. They built it up like he was there for 6 years. Dude was on like a standard business trip and collapsed
Thats what ya get when you drink only soy milk.
@@Berstalin Yeah, and the in-flight service ran out on the trip over... dude hasn't had his latte for ages.
The Green milk diet destroyed the Jedi
Should of stuck with the blue milk
“I was bored in the woods for six weeks, then I lost an eye fighting a possessed bigfoot while a cult Jonestown’d themselves.”
Paid vacation to the Space Boonies ~ what’s not to like lest your veins are filled with soy.
Dude was holding up the bridges….
Fuck the bridges. Hold up the kids. Probably a lot fucking lighter.
Yeah, Star Wars Theory got into that on his review of the episode. However, like I said on there, the selective use of the Force and what the Jedi and Sith can do with it has always been sketchy since the original trilogy. They can force push a pack of droids off a cliff but can't do that to an enemy they are fighting in a light saber battle (Anakin and Obi-Wan could easily have force pushed each other into the lava pits on Mustafar for merely one example). They can use force choke at any time but rarely use it when it could get them out of a dire situation (like in a light saber battle when they get disarmed for example). Inconsistent and illogical from the start to be honest.
"Write what you know there, Leslie." I was howling.
I like how every episode of The Acolyte got a review except for episode 4 because literally nothing happened whatsoever in that one
The drinker was probably in the ER after watching and reviewing ep 3 that’s why he wasn’t able to review ep 4 😂
Just noticed now there is no ep 4 review 😂😂😂😂😂
I can hear it now: "So Episode four of The Acolyte came out. It may be the best episode if the whole show. Because nothing... fucking.. happened. Anyway, that's all I've got for today. Go away now."
It's like watching an episode of The View but with lightsabres.
If I remember right from another review, the only thing of ANY consequence that happened in episode 4 was the Wookiee Jedi with the ridiculous- looking partially- shaved head was killed, and even that occurred offscreen because they didn't have the budget to give a full scene of him trying to fight and then being killed (On a show with a $180 million budget).
This doesn’t even sound like a “the Jedi are bad” scenario. It sounds like a “everyone involved with this operation were idiots and now everything is on fire” situation.
That was my take away too
@@spartanhawk7637 the Jedi are on fire, the witches are on fire, the… stone is on fire?
We really went for gold in the high jump of incompetent characters.
Exactly!
It sounds like the "Worst" thing the Jedi did was covering up what happened, especially as none of them were particularly in the wrong for doing what they did up to that point and they thus shouldn't have had to worry about coming forward.
Even if Lesbian Sith Witch Mama didn't mean any harm with what she did (Though it sure as hell looked like she did, we could see the kid disintegrating), Squid Game Guy assuming that she posed a threat seemed pretty reasonable under the circumstances, thus making his skewering of her justifiable.
Trinity was just trying to snap the Wookiee Jedi out of the possession/ spell, she had no way of knowing her doing that would kill all the other lesbian Sith witches.
The Jedi should have just told the Jedi council what happened, the council would have almost certainly understood.
Even that cover- up, though, while a mistake, shouldn't cause the Jedi to be seen as "The bad guys" in the situation.
Sounds like my typical d&d session, but way less fun
@@Adamguy2003 I certainly don’t like the idea of the coverup either.
There’s just the whole wacky situation. Imagine having to explain it to the council.
“So lesbian witches used not mind control, but FULL POSSESSION on us on TWO different occasions. They were talking some weird shit about ‘thread’? You know what? Nah, I quit. Jedi never told me about Leslie Headland’s fan fiction.
Gonna go drink titty milk on that island Luke will eventually inhabit” --signed Sol.
Disney: We want tell our story our own way.
Audience: Then create something new instead of telling it using beloved franchises.
Disney:
Now i get it. It's not Midi-chlorian. It's metal-chlorian. That's why the Wookie needed the metal detector.
The Jedi also offer a little known program: Meals-For-Chlorians
“Yeaaeees, Yeaaeees”
The inserts of the "Yass, Yass!" clip are simply brilliant.
It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
turning into a super scary Force smoke monster and trying to disintegrate a child, then acting surprised when the Jedi tries to intervene was visual insanity...
Right? I mean the least she could have done was explaining what she’s about to do if she’s soooo wise 😂😂. There was no urgency that gave her reason to rush and not explain what she’s about to do (whatever that was 😅). Another example of lazy writing just to have Mae witness her mother’s death by the Jedi for her meaningless revenge plot she gave up mid season 🤣🤣🤣
I didn't see the episode because I deleted my Disney account after episode 3 - why did the mother want to kill her child again?
@@deepblue812 hahahaha 101percent correct i was the whole episode laughing
@@JD-xd4sy no one knows
Turns out the lesbians were evil all along. So much for being "Woke".
I can't wait for the finale when Rey shows up in the DeLorean.
bro that Harvey Weinstein joke was the best part of the review
"I was going to let Osha go. I guess I should have told you before I changed into a Smoke Monster and began to dissolve my daughter. But that's *your* fault."
So what actually happened? She was going to kill the bad twin but leave the other one go? Why? Did she think Mei was a bad egg then? What did she say preceding the change into a smoke monster? haha
#georgefloyded
@@Feenicks30 I believe she was reabsorbing the thread she used to create Mae so the Jedi couldn't have her.
@@Feenicks30Mae runs into the chamber to say Osha is trapped by the fire. The witch’s reaction is to turn into smoke and start to dissolve Mae. Sol panics and stabs her.
Lmao they wanted to make a female centric Star Wars show. And in that show they have female characters who are so indecisive that their entire motivations flip on a dime, they respond to minor conflicts with massive emotional outbursts, and then they blame everyone else. And this is supposed to make women look good? If you told me this show was made by misogynists trying to play up all the worst female stereotypes, that would make more sense.
- How could we use Carrie-Ann Moss?
- Let her collect moss!
Lmao. I knew I should keep reading comments so far down.
bravo sir!!!! 🤣
hehehehehehehehehehheheheehheh HEH!!!
Lol, nice
...so...Carrie-that Moss?
(I'll see myself out...)
The power of 1
The power of 2
The power of snoozing 💤
Help me Cassian Andor, you're my only hope.
"Write what ya know, Leslye!"
Brother you hit the bullseye on that one. I'll drink to that.
That burn was so bad I needed ointment.
What does he mean? Someone fill me in please.
Naked man attempting to seduce (to the dark side) a confused woman to indulge her darker passions, desires and emotions?
Lelsye really wrote what she knows.
@@Aaronhoulston Leslye was a personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein.
So well said.
"Write what ya know, eh Leslie??"
Shots fired, right into the bullseye.
Imagine making an entire show of television so bad it made being a personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein your second worst mistake...
I died
Not Like Us vibes
Emotional damage
Leslye Groomer.
My biggest laugh was the Jedi who had the least responsibility for what happened was the one who meditated for years and killed himself out of guilt.
Imagine if that 180 million dollar was instead used to fund charity for the poor and starving. Instead, we got this.
The "write what you know, Leslye" shot was next level.
Agreed 👍
The Drinker is loving reviewing this crap, reveling in the digs. The whole thing is perverse and corrupt and rotten.
@@dbaider9467 The funny thing is that's exactly how I describe my sense of humor, but that's a perfect description of how those people unironically live their lives.
That "YASS YASS" is something nightmares are made of.
Don't forget laughs as well 😂
insufferable
Nails on a chalkboard!
Can someone tell me where the writers of this show live?
Let’s not forget they chose fraternal twins to play identical twins.
"All black people look the same anyway!"
-script writers, probably
Defenders: You can't judge a show and give it a low score and say it sucks when you haven't watched the entire thing yet!
Rotten Tomatoes: Gives show an 80+ rating after only the first episode.😑
Funny how "the power of many" was just defeated by a single Jedi perforning a Vulcan mind meld.
I literally said out loud “so much for the power of many” when that happened 💀
This episode should have revealed the Jedi are actually agents working for the machines and everyone in this universe is in a separate Matrix.
@@ReadingAdam Look, if we're gonna do a crossover extravaganza, let's do it right. Drop the Matrix and get the Borg in here.
One wonders why they would do such a spell where they can so easily die if it is interrupted.
I seriously thought 'the power of many' was going to demonstrate a super duper holy phuck moment to demonstrate great accomplishments through complete unity of a people. Truly disappointed.
At this point "Star Wars" is like some band from the 70s where all of the original members are dead, and the closest thing they have is a bassist who used to be the original drummer's gardener, but they still tour as a band that everyone used to love.
And play all their own new and sucky material, instead of the classics the band they stole the name from used to play.
ngl I'm probably going to steal that analogy for future use.
@@muznick And they insult the original members of the band, and accuse everyone who prefers the original band's style of being bigots.
Oddly specific comparison is oddly specific....
Which band were you thinking about?
That is probably the best description of DEIsney ever. Right on the money. Still sad though.
The power of one too many drinks while writing.
I just can't imagine myself watching an episode of The Acolyte. It would just be too painful.
I have watched every single Drinker review of The Acolyte, but not a single episode of the actual show. Thank you Drinker for your service and sacrifice!
Same !
I mean if u watch it in x1.25 speed skip 75% of it only watch the fights turn off ur brain not think of any Star Wars canon or logic and most importantly get ABSOLUTELY PLASTERED (or high) it is not that horrible normal everything 1.6/10 overall
Skipping most of it (my way) 3.4/10
Fully but plastered (3.6/10)
Combination of all ways (4/10)
@@andymouse Ditto!
Same. Me watching another split second of Disney cringe garbage, that'll be the day...
Dont you feel pathetic watching a middle aged hater hating on a kid's show for 7 straight episodes?
Searching for "the vergence" with a metal detector is the equivalent of "combing the desert" in Spaceballs except it's somehow even more ridiculous.
I mean this HAS to be the best comment here.
As a non-native speaker I heard that they were looking for 'the virgins' and it made it all the funnier.
"hey kelnaka, hows it going over there?"
kelnaka "Arrr urrr grrrr aaah arrr"
"yeah.... i aint found s*&^ neither".
If the metal detectors detect vergences, why dont they use it on the twins?
😂 👍
You are so good and so bang on with your critique. You are hilarious and break it down so eloquently. I love one of the top comments on here saying how they look forward to your review more than the show and agree 100%. Keep it up
This is quite literally the only clips of this dumpster fire of a show I've watched, and its actually good! A weekly rant and giggle is way better than watching an hour or whatever of empty content
wookie using a metal detector.
sol: find anything yet?
wookie: we aint found shit!
Keep Combing the dessert!
may the force bewitch you
The white guys have normal combs, the black guys get the Afro comb
May the Schwartz be with you!
They already combed the desert in Book of Boba Fett.
"Waking up on my kitchen floor in a pool of my own bodily fluids" [0:30]
Critical Drinker's origin story:
the power of One Too Many.
And finding out it wasn't even his kitchen floor...
Underrated comment, and now my favourite takeaway from this mess of a show after the Episode 6 read-aloud version.
Weapon of choice = Lemon flavored toilet duck😂
More like, Many too Many ...
One Twoo Many lol
"The people who used to bully you for liking Star Wars are now the ones in control of it."
And they are still bullying the fans by twisting their beloved fictional universe into a total garbage.
I have memory holed this dang show so bad, every time I pull up a review of it, I always think ep 3 was the last episode. even with reviews, if there's no recap, this show might as well be a bad fever dream to me
This is the only show that I've watched zero minutes of showtime and hours of RUclips trashing it
same and it's far more enjoyable
I know,I am the same. And the clips in the RUclips reviews are more than enough to see what is going on and tell the limited story, without you having to endure the padding, terrible writing and dire actors. Its the same for Doctor Who, and Trek and Marvel films and show. You dont want to see them anymore as you know its a waste of time and they are bad. But you know you will get entertainment from RUclipsrs tearing them to bits and highlighting the stupidity and bad writing. And its the small part of you that is curious to see how bad things have become and how far the things you loved have fallen. Its like slowing down as you drive past a road accident to try and work out who is at fault and who crashed into who....
I've done the same for 'Batwoman,' 'Gotham Knights,' 'Robyn Hood,' and 'Velma.'
More excited about the reviews rather than the show. Wonderful.
I'm just here for the comments, I haven't even wasted my time watching the reviews.
young Sol makes Anakin looks like a Beacon of patience and wisdom 😂never thought anyone could do that
pretty sad, personally rather watch prequels then watching anything Disney star wars
Why was he so obsessed with her? I mean WTF. Call in child protection services or something.
@@user-gf7kj5vj3pright? Even Quigon wasn’t that adamant, and he suspected Anakin was the friggin Chosen One.
@@user-gf7kj5vj3p yeah that was weird af
@@user-gf7kj5vj3p he formed an „emotional attachment“ which is weird considering he only knew them for 10 minutes
My favorite part of this show was how token white guy managed to get from Padawan to Knight to Master during his meditation in which he did absolutely nothing.
This episode should have been called "A Convoluted Series of Unfortunate Misunderstandings".
That " yaas yaaaaaaasssssss" chills me everytime, it gives emperor Xerxes "bow to me mortal" vibes
It would be a regrettable waste
😂
I think it's all the needless bling, nose jewellery etc.
She and Xerxes would be a great power couple if it wasn't for political leslye-anism
Can you imagine being in a relationship with someone so who says even the word yes with such magisterial pomposity?
Would you like sugar in your tea love?
Sunny side up?
Can you get some bog roll while you're at the shops - we're nearly out?
"Not telling the Jedi Council just feels like creating drama for drama's sake." New Star Wars in a nutshell.
I just watched Jeremy Jahns’ video earlier. Dude’s taking the hits so we don’t have to.
@@SamaritanPrime Dude's taking the shots each review to cop with it all, wish him to be on stream with drinker soon tho
Lazy writing.
Stolen comment from Jeremy's video
this jedi council were idiots anyways
"Write what you know, Leslie."
☠️ OUCH!
yaas...yaas.
In the midst of this disaster, this is some of your best work! I laughed so much during this video! Bravo!
"Write what you know, eh Leslye"? Absolute gold.
What's the reference?
@@GavinWilliams1 Really? Weinstein.
Oh snap!
I laughed so hard at this....💀
@@GavinWilliams1 It's a reference to the fact that Leslye Headland used to be the personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein, and how it's pretty much guaranteed that she knowingly looked the other way while he sexually assaulted young women.
“All of the Lesbian Space Witches die suddenly because the script says so.” 💀💀
I could just picture the Pitch Meeting dialogue:
writer "All of the Lesbian Space Witches die suddenly."
producer "What err why?"
writer "because the script says so."
producer "Oh Okay then."
because they've read the script and really died on camera.
Some how the space lesbians removed
I was expecting that the wookie jedi would be released from the mind control stuff because the fire that May started end up spreading to the room all the witches were in (they were made of the same flammable rock, I assume), not suddenly die after got disconnected or something.
@@PaiSAMSEN It was just me or when they fell you also heard "Your bluethooh dewice was dishconected"
Lesbian space witches simultaneously going down for the ten count is the best part of this eight episode emetic. By far.
I look forward to this review every week, I still haven’t watched the show.
The space witches didn’t just die out of nowhere for no reason.
They died out of pure shame
If only the writers could feel an ounce of shame
And lost to Trinity's power of one
Died of pure unadulterated cringe....😂😂
These prostitutes don't have any shame.
They lived because the plot allowed it, they died when the plot demanded it.
The Acolyte is quickly becoming one of my all-time favorite shows I've never watched. Between the active attempt to destroy the source material, AND the internet's reaction to this assassination, the Acolyte has given me more entertainment than any 7/10 show ever could have.
It's true; I've never been so invested in a show I'll never watch. Pure entertainment gold. GG Disney.
Absolutely nailed how I feel about it too!
🤣🤣
Perhaps it's so absurd because it's supposed to be a comedy and we just didn't know it
Saaaaahhhhcaaaaasssmmmm....
Anyway, you're right! Ending an episode abruptly and hoping people think of it as a cliffhanger is the best decision Disney's made!
I am so thankful that I won't have to actually watch the show and you do it for me. Thank you for your service.
What makes these videos even more enjoyable is knowing that the people making this stuff are watching and they HATE it.
The irony of having a whole episode to recontextualize the Jedi as even more evil and incompetent than they've already been portrayed in the show, only to have their actions basically amount to justified self-defense or the defense of others when it comes to killing the space-witches is the real twist of the show.
“There is no right or wrong, there is only stupidity and the people who wield it”
it wasnt justified self defence in any way shape or form. You cant break into someone property, demand to test their kids, threaten to take their kids away with no evidence of anything, claim theyre concerned the kids are going to be harmed, by their own parents and then go in and try to kidnap them. and then claim its self defence when the parents try to stop you.
thats nonsense.
@@ge2719 Nothing makes sense in this show... there is nothing to understand
@@ge2719 You can't. But when you're dealing with a magic energy that, if used wrongly, will actively corrupt you and turn you into a vicious power addicted psychopath, it's a different story. Then it's more like CPS, checking to see if kids grow up in a home that is actually a cult full of drug addicts, trying to get them out of that situation. Then they see the cult member flip out and attack (mind control) them, multiple times, threatening to hurt one of the kids.
@@ge2719 So a parent has the right to oppose the transing of their children, right?
The real winner in all this is that "Oh Man, Oh God, Oh Man" guy.
It's Ryan O'Neal in the film Tough Guys Don't Dance when he finds out his wife is cheating on him. Not the words I would use lol
@@Squallfie66 Thanks for the reference. I've always wondered what that is from. (That and the "this is definitely sh@#e" clip.)
"This place has got all manner of electric lights, mechanical doors, scanners, and a power generator" but no sprinkler system. No tri-class extinguishers. No alarm system. No volunteer fire department with a Seagrave pumper.
Phenomenal review. Finally, someone with an understanding of the difference between good and absolute shite! Well done!
The people who used to bully you for liking Star Wars are now in charge of it.
And now they make fun of you for disliking new Star Wars
Don't forget that they are simultaneously extremely fragile and easily triggered by any criticism of the abomination their malice and incompetency has turned Star Wars into. Cry-bullies is the term I believe.
None of the people who make this show would be intimidating enough to be bullies, they are just salty feminists
@@emiami458 I like that - only their own self aggrandising delusion makes them believe they are intimidating enough to be bullies, when the truth is that they are just pathetic fanatical weirdoes with obsessions nobody who is even remotely well adjusted cares about.
You’re close.
This Star Wars is made for those type of bullies.
The people who actually do make this wrote terrible fan fiction and never got picked for sports.
@@LudwigPaiste28 Only difference between fan-fic and official canon is a paycheck from whoever holds th epublishing rights. Works the same in comic books.
Force Witch: *does furtive gestures in front of a space cop*
Also Force Witch, after The Force escalates: “Officer, I was complying…”
That’s some Force level gaslighting right there.
“I didn’t do nuffin’!” When art actually does imitate real life. 😂
"Hands up, Force powers down!"
This show REALLY was made for "modern audiences".
So are the rest of these "witches" are going to shout witch lives matter and raid space shops ?
@@alexmuenster2102 I'm genuinely surprised they didn't have her say "Don't stab me!", a la Michael Brown's fictitious "Don't shoot!"
Please Disney dont stop making content like this. the memes and jokes are amazing
The entirety of Disney's Star Wars catalogue is fan fiction as far as I'm concerned.
I never watched one single episode of this series, but I can't miss the weekly roasting on youtube
Exactly!! 😂😂😂
Same. Cancelled my Disney+ sub after that terrible Moon Knight show. I like these weekly reminders that it was the right decision.
@@mihmo2663yeah I don’t know how they fucked that up
Turning into a demon smoke monster unannounced whilst mid conflict, then getting killed and blaming the person who killed you because you had good intentions, is like taking a toy gun water pistol to an airport during hot weather to try and cool people off. Your intentions may be good, but you're the worlds biggest idiot if you think that's a good idea, and no one else is to blame other you for being so stupid, in this instance, the creator of the show.
I 2000% agree. It's like taking a rake and selling it on ebay for turkish dollars and then being annoyed that the service charge has tripled because you were adopted. Anyway hope you find this useful.
@@timbradshaw5481 😂😂😂😂
"I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE" you shout, reach into ur bag, pull it out, and point it at people "IM REALLLY GONNA DO IT", you get shot, and act surprised "I was just trying to cool down people, i cant stand heat!" is basically what happened lol.
@@ManCheat2 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 perfect explanation from you, and they still want people to believe the jedi are the villains here
this show is pure comedy at this point
Didnt even watch the latest episode but I was looking forward to this lol
Thanks again, Drinker. You really save me so much time!
It's nice to see how even Leslye Headland can't remember that according to her, the many are stronger than the one. When one Trinity feedback looped 49 witches to death.
Force feedback can be(at) a bitch (or 49 of them) !
100th like.
"You can see the quality of a t-bone steak by putting your head up a cows a ss, but I'd rather take my butchers word on it."
In the Critical drinker we trust.
You must have just watched Tommy Boy
The Council of Men Approves. I sat down with a beer, thanks man!
“I was going to let Osha leave with you.”
That’s like Andor raising his gun at Luthen, causing Luthen to shoot him, and while he lays dying, Andor tells Luthen he was actually going to join the Rebellion.