I genuinely feel bad for the Korean guy. He took English lessons for this role and was actually acting like a professional, unlike the rest of the cast.
Yeah poor Squid Game Guy, I respect him for his commitment for the role and I wish he was the main character since for the most of the series he seemed like the only likeable character.
I do as well. I honestly felt bad for Carl Weathers as well when he starred in the Mandolorian. I understand that he had to take the money, but I do wish that he could’ve used his time for something else, something non-Disney(🤮) related.
Long shot, but I was hoping he'd be a Qui Gon parallel, like if Obi Wan had died to Maul instead, what would have happened to Qui Gon? What would he have become?
So, if Mae's 16 years of memory had been wiped away, why is she not freaking out that she is now an adult? Oh, right. The actress has only one expression.
Better yet, why is she accepting the role of a Jedi when the entire series she was adamant about not being one (to point where she tried to kill everybody)? Is this a memory wipe or dementia that we're talking about here?
@@mynameisname567 her mom is from Africa, her dad is a Danish multimillionaire yet she keeps blabbing on about about systemic American racism. That chick is so pampered and spoiled nobody probably told her it was a bad idea. Spouting off her ''gayness' as if anyone really cares. There doesn't seem to be much self reflection in that empty head of hers.
Sol’s death really shows the difference in acting ability, he is giving it his all and massively elevating the poor writing, while the twins literally have the same blank expression the entire time making the scene a joke.
She is not an actress. her rich dad bought her roles in various movies, and her involvement in identity politics boosted her chances. That is all about her. Oh and yes, she is an untalented stupid young woman whose head is filled with ridiculous and destructive racial ideas.
@pyropulseIXXI I said “he is giving it his all” referring to the actor, I didn’t remember his name. I know the twins are played by the same actress, but I said twins because they are two separate characters whose acting I am judging.
To be fair the galaxy has many abitants with different ability , for example the duaghthees of datomir who use the dark side plus magic, so different powers aren't stupid, if they use them in a good way
We're not gonna talk about People unrealistically surviving a light saber stab to the gut. Definitely not going to talk about how Reva managed to survive it twice
Each additional show makes me more sure about that. No matter how much I loved Andor, on so many levels, if Disney’s stuff is all decanonnzed I’ll be happy. That show will be great even if removed from canon, but the canon cannot have value with things pike the Sequels and the Acolyte as part of it
Why is the helmet on a Jedi shuttle ship all beaten up? The rebels had beaten-up equipment because they were on the run, underfunded, unable to source new supplies. The Empire stuff was always shiny and new - becasue the Empire had massive resources. That dichotomy was shown on puprose in the original films. Here, the Jedi - at this time - are at the height of their power and influence. They would not have crappy, beaten up equipment. But, hey, that's what these morons saw in a few videos or stills from past films/shows, so yeah...
Look, he might be a loser, and Korean. But please don't call Sol a Helmet. Sure, the character is a complete bellend but you're just fuelling the fire.
In the OG Star Wars written and produced by George Lucas there was a “bad boy romance” with Han Solo and Leia, but it was clear the message was he had a good heart and they started a relationship after he matured. Whereas in Disney Star Wars which has a female only writers room / female director we have a romance between Rey and Kylo who is a insane tantrum throwing mass murderer, and now between Osha and Qimir who is portrayed as a manipulative murderer, and these are shown as good and fulfilling events. Tf?
What’s even more tragic is that in the Eu, Han and Leia stuck together as husband and wife even after everything that happens from the death of Chewbacca, Anakin Solo, and Jason Solo. Disney utterly butchered Han and Leia because Disney/Lucasfilm is filled with insecure hacks with mommy/daddy issues.
Lucas also theoretically had a relationship between Bad Boy Anakin and Padme, but the relationship ended tragically for both of them. Disney, seeing how much female Star Wars fans love the hot Anakin, wants to copy this formula with Reylo or Oshamir, while at the same time not understanding the tragedy of this relationship.
I suppose they mean to turn these dark siders to the Light side, therefore redeeming them. The thing is, these men have not shown any good in them, and therefore these female characters shouldn't be falling in love with them. All these writers are doing is normalizing toxic relationships to young audiences, while at the same time looking tremendously stupid.
I get your point, but I strongly believe DT could’ve been surrounded by 6’10” Vikings and the deep state would’ve still tried to pew pew him. Corruption knows no sexes. Lest we ignore the kid was a known threat an hour before. They didn’t even question him, which is convenient and planned. Lee Harvey Oswald wasn’t around to answer questions either 👀
So Mae's last memory is immediately after watching her mother get killed, watching her mother try to kill her, trying to kill her sister, the entire coven dying, blowing up Planet Lesbo, and the next memory is she's going to jail, and she's ok?! How is she not an absolute wreck? Physically she's in her twenties, but mentally she's a gender studies stu- I mean a child. She didn't go through the grieving process and learn how to deal with loss and move forward. As far as she's concerned, all of that happened an hour ago. They forget that "adult" doesn't equal mature. "Aged" doesn't mean you've lived. But that one thought gives Harvey's handmaiden too much credit to think maybe it's something she overlooked, when in reality she never even cared. Anyway, Reaper is the next big thing. Well on his way.
The fight between the twins was so bad. The choreography was a complete joke and Amandla proved that 8 episodes in she still can't act. The screams were the funniest part of the fight
She's so bad with the force we only see her use it in episode 3 in the flashback yet somehow putting on this helmet just magically made her super powerful all of a sudden
Disney Star Wars either makes trash, or steals from other Star Wars media and makes it trash. The blue lightsaber turning red is a perfect example of this. It's called "bleeding" the kyber crystal. It's a process that involves pouring dark side energy and negative emotions into the crystal, which can take hours, days, or more. Even Darth Vader had difficulty doing it the first time while pouring out all of his hatred and sadness, while being a master force user. But of course, girl-boss does it in seconds without even trying.
2:43 Fun fact, he didn't even do that in the canon. Thanks to watching a lore video by Nux, Plagus and Sheeve TRIED to make a force child, and the Force itself made Anikin in response, because it went against the natural order of things. So the Lesbian Space Witches suceeded, where Plagus failed!!!! Which is actually, even worse.
In Plagueis' defense, Anakin nearly wiped out the Jedi order so he did kinda succeed. Also, Osha and Mae aren't twin sisters which makes me believe they are not even human or alien. Most likely, they'll both help Plagueis discover the LSWs rituals.
For a show that’s supposed to “empower woman”, the main villain of the show is the green female Jedi who hid from everyone that the wannabe Sith running around murdering multiple Jedi’s was her apprentice. She then proceeds to blame Sol for everything despite knowing her friend was innocent. This shows how corrupt her morality is, and that of the writer’s. Of course, a cursed sense of right is to be expected to the woman who assisted Harvey “Shrek” Weinstein is graping women 👀
Hey Sol you going to mention the most important bit to why you killed her... you know that tiny bit about how her mom was turning into a smoke demon and disintegrating a child in front of your eyes? No? Of course not because that would mean the writers would have to look at their work and go "oh fck, I really am less mentally capable than a cactus".
Then the mom was like. "Oh but I was going to give her to you." nothing along the lines of "I wasn't going to hurt them.: But Sol basically acted to protect one of the twins. He has nothing to feel bad about. He could've said. "I thought she was hurting you."
@@Lobsterwithinternet I think it was covered best in this video. "Your mother was turning herself and you into the force, the only way to do that is to die. I stopped her because she was trying to kill you."
Another classic from DS9 - "Nothing makes them happy. They are dedicated to being unhappy, and to spreading that unhappiness wherever they go. They are ambassadors of unhappy!". Good lord. The level of weight written onto those characters is like a gut punch of relief.
@@JonathanGaetaIt’s precisely why I tell people that there is absolutely nothing Disney Starwars can do that the Expanded Universe already did better. Imperial Agent story > Andor Boba Fett: Twin Engines of Destruction > The Bloat of Beta Fatt
As the President from Rick and Morty said: it all went to shit when Lucas gave so called Star Wars fans his IP and they started shitting out shitty cash grabs that fans mildly tolerated or straight up hated, finally culminating in turds like this "When you start with a turd (sequel trilogy) you end with a turd (The Acolyte)
Oh totally, I will say at the end he mentions the Skeleton Crew and while he didn't sound excited about it I actually am excited because from the teaser trailer it doesn't looking a steaming pile of shite. If anything I think it looks pretty decent and could be the best Disney Star Wars show to date (it could make the Mandolorian or Ashoka look like Shawshank). I would get my hopes up but this could be pretty solid all things considered
Darth Plagueis is male, so it was impossible for him to originate the idea of creating life through the Force. Had to be the ladies, because the FORCE IS FEMALE.
These reviews are so cathartic and entertaining, seriously... thank you for making these and sharing them. This is how such vile lazy putrid filth deserves to be talked about.
Chappelle's show had that skit years ago about the Jedi basically being the Catholic Church in space, so I wouldn't be surprised if Headland just ripped that off either lol.
The excuse from people about "Witch Leader and Mae transforming into the force" was that they're trying to teleport away to safety, but of course there's zero signs of that happening anyway.
The ABSOLUTE BEST part about Sol's death is that Lesley (or was it Amandla?) said that Sol is such a manipulative horrible man that even in death he won't let the woman have the satisfaction of killing him by saying he allows her to do so and controlling the narrative. Let that sink in.
@@Kurikara_93 vangaurd is buying into china as the future. They need american value to decline. So they are crashing americas largest emtertainment company.
@@Captain-Thievius It's worse than that - they're hoping to beat us down; if they browbeat the fans enough- that they'll accept 'the new order of things' - the mauling (no pun intended) of canon, the bastardisation of concepts, & the ruination of canon characters- in favour of their BS 1-note paragons - played by actors who are either desperate for the money, were convinced by a sh*t manager or someone else in their ear, activists desperate for the association to a massive IP, or all of the above...
"Bleeding" your lightsaber crystal is how Dark Side users turned their blades red. Leslye's writers looked at this and without reading further into it decided "Oh right, so if you bleed on it a little you get a red saber, got it"
Watching these sarcastic reviews from reaper woke Star Wars makes me appreciate how much I appreciate George Lucas and ideas as well as his wooden dialogue.
The best this story could've done was had an incident where no one was wrong on both sides and it was all because of the actions of a little girl who thought she was going to loose her sister, but her actions killed everyone else. Ending with her admitting what she did was wrong and turning herself in.
They should have had Torbin been impatient and tried abducting them by himself, forcing the Witch's hand and then the Jedi’s hand. All leading up to a fight where the Jedi are forced to murder the coven in cold blood. Or it could have been that Sol was a manipulative villain who wanted the power of the Vergence for himself and orchestrated the rest of the Jedi to be pawns in murdering the coven and forcing them to cover it up with extreme guilt and forcing Vinestra to be the BBEG for the show as she buries the whole thing and blames OSHA and the Sith for it.
Thank you for explaining what the witch was actually doing. Now that scene is even dumber. Also, Sol's only fault according to a friend of mine, is that He and the Jedi didn't arrest the Witch cult in their first encounter. Other than that, Sol did nothing wrong in the context of this show. What kind of backwards morality is this show trying to preach?
Let's not forget that besides Bazil, the jedi also got Osha's pip droid. Before Vernestra calls Mae to join her, a random Jedi is shown having the droid in his hand. That droid might have been reset, but was with Mae when they fought and when she made sol to say he killed his mother.. so all they need is to use the droid's stored information to find out there's a Sith.
The funniest part is that the clowns behind this show obviously thought this was a morally grey tale. Even though as out of characters as the Jedi were in this they were still in the right compared to the witches. Lol
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So in the end, Green B1tch really just covered up her own failing. It was her former Padawan that was causing the problem. And from the look of the scars on Smilo, Green B1tch was the real psycho. She was the true villain.
they retconned sith lightsabers. the new processes is called "bleeding" apparently new canon has sith changing the kyber crystals with the force, apparently the effort nearly killed darth vader, and yet osha did it easily.
Expanded Universe: Red lightsabers are rare because they require a large amount of Darkside energy to form and most Sith have to use synthetic crystals. Disney: Go Darkside and have your crystal be on its period.
This is DSW+ LOST.. But nobody was able to kill the smoke monster by poking the air. This guy is innocent. And they managed to ruin the lightsabers. "I don't want it" Jon Snow
Hi all. I need help. I’ve watched a bunch of videos on this show and I still haven’t seen answers to the list below of what I believe to be sizable plot holes: 1. How does Sol know that Mae started the fire? 2. How are multiple characters able to continuously scale a mountain cliff with ease in almost no time? (Was it even necessary to make the characters do something so outrageous?) 3. Did Smilo Ren just “fly” to the top of the mountain? 4. How did the elevator work if the entire energy system exploded in the fire? 5. How did the Senator know about the investigation? Who told him? And then who else knew (and yet the case is still supposedly hush-hush such that the High Council didn’t know)? 6. If the goal of the show is create moral relativism and redeem Mae such that the fire was an “accident,” are we going to forget that moments before she literally said, “I’ll kill you?”
DIS stock is currently cliff-diving towards $79/share after Ike Perlmutter sold out his entire 25 million share holdings. Smell that? Cordite, napalm, imagined futures vaporized in an instant. This company cannot afford another duff show.
It gets worse. In Return of the Jedi, why didn’t Vader have Luke’s Green Lightsaber go on its period? Seriously, Disney’s take on Red Lightsabers is so stupid.
Darth Vader: is the chosen one and has to channel immense power while being crippled to make his Kyber crystal bleed Strong independent girl boss of color: does it first try
I genuinely feel bad for the Korean guy. He took English lessons for this role and was actually acting like a professional, unlike the rest of the cast.
Yeah poor Squid Game Guy, I respect him for his commitment for the role and I wish he was the main character since for the most of the series he seemed like the only likeable character.
I do as well. I honestly felt bad for Carl Weathers as well when he starred in the Mandolorian. I understand that he had to take the money, but I do wish that he could’ve used his time for something else, something non-Disney(🤮) related.
Hopefully he didn't really understand how bad the dialogue was.
He deserved better
Long shot, but I was hoping he'd be a Qui Gon parallel, like if Obi Wan had died to Maul instead, what would have happened to Qui Gon? What would he have become?
So, if Mae's 16 years of memory had been wiped away, why is she not freaking out that she is now an adult? Oh, right. The actress has only one expression.
Better yet, why is she accepting the role of a Jedi when the entire series she was adamant about not being one (to point where she tried to kill everybody)? Is this a memory wipe or dementia that we're talking about here?
@@mynameisname567 Inconsistency is the theme.
Her after wipe, "I feel the same."
@@mynameisname567 her mom is from Africa, her dad is a Danish multimillionaire yet she keeps blabbing on about about systemic American racism. That chick is so pampered and spoiled nobody probably told her it was a bad idea. Spouting off her ''gayness' as if anyone really cares. There doesn't seem to be much self reflection in that empty head of hers.
she could have been freaking out, we just wouldn’t know because, as you said, the actress only has one expression lol.
"Say the magic words, Boss. You know I've been waiting to hear them."
"It was a piece of shit."
Epic
Acolyte happens.
The acolyte is about to hit the fan.
You can't make this acolyte up.
Oh acolyte!
@@mechgouki7999 lol
@@dars5229 it was a piece of acolyte.
Damn my comments keep getting deleted.
@@dars5229 it was a piece of A C O L Y T E
The best thing about modern star wars is the endless reaper content
Yeah. I don’t have time to waste my time watching dog dookie for hours when Reaper has the dookie shown on screen much shorter
He just needs to post more consistently and he’d be the goat
@@JonathanGaeta For free
The only good thing
Lmao I agree! I get so excited for his videos for shyte content. Lol
Sol’s death really shows the difference in acting ability, he is giving it his all and massively elevating the poor writing, while the twins literally have the same blank expression the entire time making the scene a joke.
The actress of the twin is trying to emote whereas Lee Jung-Jae is actually Emoting.
And he did it as a beginner English speaker.
She is not an actress. her rich dad bought her roles in various movies, and her involvement in identity politics boosted her chances. That is all about her. Oh and yes, she is an untalented stupid young woman whose head is filled with ridiculous and destructive racial ideas.
aint they the same
@pyropulseIXXI I said “he is giving it his all” referring to the actor, I didn’t remember his name. I know the twins are played by the same actress, but I said twins because they are two separate characters whose acting I am judging.
I remember when the Force was a concept for spiritual insight, not random super powers.
To be fair the galaxy has many abitants with different ability , for example the duaghthees of datomir who use the dark side plus magic, so different powers aren't stupid, if they use them in a good way
@@lucyarmy8879 No idea what you are talking about.
We're not gonna talk about People unrealistically surviving a light saber stab to the gut. Definitely not going to talk about how Reva managed to survive it twice
and Sabine
Who?
@EventualWalord and Who?
@@EventualWarlord I only mentioned Reva by name because she got stabbed twice everybody else on that list only got stabbed once
Because of slavery
It was literally the first thing he talked about
The lightsaber turning red like a mood ring gave me an aneurysm
There was more mystery in a Scooby Doo episode than this “murder mystery in Star Wars universe”
Please don't insult Scooby Doo.
The Mystery of the Druids had more mystery than this show.
It’s Mindy Kaling’s Velma in Star Wars cosplay
None of the inquisitors are good people, they are Jedi who literally gave up and developed self-preservation skills
'Gave up and developed Self-preservation skills' XD
@@regiman222Gave up being a jedi and selfless and only caring about themselves. That comment really wasn't hard to understand
@@sekiddo6244Some people are just like that 😂
Say it with me everybody: “Disney Star Wars is not canon!”
It's canon though. You just have headcanon
@@EmanthebaldThen why does it contradict itself so much?
Disney Star Wars is not canon!
Disney Star Wars is not canon! Just episode 1-6 and the Lucas EU!
Each additional show makes me more sure about that. No matter how much I loved Andor, on so many levels, if Disney’s stuff is all decanonnzed I’ll be happy. That show will be great even if removed from canon, but the canon cannot have value with things pike the Sequels and the Acolyte as part of it
Why is the helmet on a Jedi shuttle ship all beaten up? The rebels had beaten-up equipment because they were on the run, underfunded, unable to source new supplies. The Empire stuff was always shiny and new - becasue the Empire had massive resources. That dichotomy was shown on puprose in the original films. Here, the Jedi - at this time - are at the height of their power and influence. They would not have crappy, beaten up equipment. But, hey, that's what these morons saw in a few videos or stills from past films/shows, so yeah...
Look, he might be a loser, and Korean. But please don't call Sol a Helmet. Sure, the character is a complete bellend but you're just fuelling the fire.
In the OG Star Wars written and produced by George Lucas there was a “bad boy romance” with Han Solo and Leia, but it was clear the message was he had a good heart and they started a relationship after he matured.
Whereas in Disney Star Wars which has a female only writers room / female director we have a romance between Rey and Kylo who is a insane tantrum throwing mass murderer, and now between Osha and Qimir who is portrayed as a manipulative murderer, and these are shown as good and fulfilling events. Tf?
Keep in mind disney says kids can change their gender without the parents consent.
What’s even more tragic is that in the Eu, Han and Leia stuck together as husband and wife even after everything that happens from the death of Chewbacca, Anakin Solo, and Jason Solo.
Disney utterly butchered Han and Leia because Disney/Lucasfilm is filled with insecure hacks with mommy/daddy issues.
🎯
Lucas also theoretically had a relationship between Bad Boy Anakin and Padme, but the relationship ended tragically for both of them. Disney, seeing how much female Star Wars fans love the hot Anakin, wants to copy this formula with Reylo or Oshamir, while at the same time not understanding the tragedy of this relationship.
I suppose they mean to turn these dark siders to the Light side, therefore redeeming them. The thing is, these men have not shown any good in them, and therefore these female characters shouldn't be falling in love with them. All these writers are doing is normalizing toxic relationships to young audiences, while at the same time looking tremendously stupid.
Remember that all of this was actually filmed before the total meltdown of female-led Secret Service.
THE POWER OF MANY!!!
@@n4ughty_knightYou mean the power of COMMUNISM
I get your point, but I strongly believe DT could’ve been surrounded by 6’10” Vikings and the deep state would’ve still tried to pew pew him. Corruption knows no sexes. Lest we ignore the kid was a known threat an hour before. They didn’t even question him, which is convenient and planned. Lee Harvey Oswald wasn’t around to answer questions either 👀
So Mae's last memory is immediately after watching her mother get killed, watching her mother try to kill her, trying to kill her sister, the entire coven dying, blowing up Planet Lesbo, and the next memory is she's going to jail, and she's ok?!
How is she not an absolute wreck? Physically she's in her twenties, but mentally she's a gender studies stu- I mean a child. She didn't go through the grieving process and learn how to deal with loss and move forward. As far as she's concerned, all of that happened an hour ago.
They forget that "adult" doesn't equal mature. "Aged" doesn't mean you've lived. But that one thought gives Harvey's handmaiden too much credit to think maybe it's something she overlooked, when in reality she never even cared.
Anyway, Reaper is the next big thing. Well on his way.
The main actor did a whole ass chicken dance on a “diss” track but couldn’t get basic lightsaber choreography.
it's the same, shitty. 😂
lightsaber was better then most disney sw fights, yall are hating on the choreography for no reason..
The fight between the twins was so bad. The choreography was a complete joke and Amandla proved that 8 episodes in she still can't act. The screams were the funniest part of the fight
and Reel Rejects the curly one thinks it's so cool 😂 shill
All of the fights where good, don't blame the actor blame the script
She's so bad with the force we only see her use it in episode 3 in the flashback yet somehow putting on this helmet just magically made her super powerful all of a sudden
Gotta love whenever reaper shits on a show
A BAD show to be precise.
Disney Star Wars either makes trash, or steals from other Star Wars media and makes it trash. The blue lightsaber turning red is a perfect example of this. It's called "bleeding" the kyber crystal. It's a process that involves pouring dark side energy and negative emotions into the crystal, which can take hours, days, or more. Even Darth Vader had difficulty doing it the first time while pouring out all of his hatred and sadness, while being a master force user. But of course, girl-boss does it in seconds without even trying.
And in the EU they were synthetic crystals
2:43 Fun fact, he didn't even do that in the canon. Thanks to watching a lore video by Nux, Plagus and Sheeve TRIED to make a force child, and the Force itself made Anikin in response, because it went against the natural order of things.
So the Lesbian Space Witches suceeded, where Plagus failed!!!! Which is actually, even worse.
Unless, of course, they decide to rewrite it so he does make Anakin.
In Plagueis' defense, Anakin nearly wiped out the Jedi order so he did kinda succeed. Also, Osha and Mae aren't twin sisters which makes me believe they are not even human or alien. Most likely, they'll both help Plagueis discover the LSWs rituals.
For a show that’s supposed to “empower woman”, the main villain of the show is the green female Jedi who hid from everyone that the wannabe Sith running around murdering multiple Jedi’s was her apprentice. She then proceeds to blame Sol for everything despite knowing her friend was innocent.
This shows how corrupt her morality is, and that of the writer’s. Of course, a cursed sense of right is to be expected to the woman who assisted Harvey “Shrek” Weinstein is graping women 👀
She isn't the main villain, this show is to messy to decide who is the main villain tbh
Hey Sol you going to mention the most important bit to why you killed her... you know that tiny bit about how her mom was turning into a smoke demon and disintegrating a child in front of your eyes? No? Of course not because that would mean the writers would have to look at their work and go "oh fck, I really am less mentally capable than a cactus".
Then the mom was like. "Oh but I was going to give her to you."
nothing along the lines of "I wasn't going to hurt them.:
But Sol basically acted to protect one of the twins. He has nothing to feel bad about. He could've said. "I thought she was hurting you."
@@chrimsonphantomOr just said “Your mother was trying to disintegrate Mae and herself. I wasn't going to let her kill a child.
@@Lobsterwithinternet I think it was covered best in this video. "Your mother was turning herself and you into the force, the only way to do that is to die. I stopped her because she was trying to kill you."
Can't do that, it would justify his actions.
I seriously wonder if George thinks to himself “what the hell have I done. I shouldn’t have sold this series”
I really, honestly believe he no longer gives a shit about Star Wars.
If he didn't, he still wouldn't have made another film as he was too old and wanted to settle down and it enjoy his kids.
he got billions. he doesn’t gaf
His legacy wouldnt be ruined@@Lobsterwithinternet
Nah. He wants all of this to happen so he can buy it later for less than half of the price.
Reaper never fails to rip my limb apart one by one as I scream in excrutiating pain and agony meanwhile my consciousness slowly fades away
These words made me cry manly tears. His videos truly bring out my inner masochist and I love it.
@@jamesstewartwilliams Agreed
this is truly 1 of the comments of all time
At least the pain goes away before you know it.
EXCELLENT WORK. REAPER THE ACOLYTE DISASTER 😈😈😈💀😈😈😈😈
Another classic from DS9 - "Nothing makes them happy. They are dedicated to being unhappy, and to spreading that unhappiness wherever they go. They are ambassadors of unhappy!".
Good lord. The level of weight written onto those characters is like a gut punch of relief.
Elim Garak almost has better writing than all of Disney Star Wars put together.
@@LobsterwithinternetSee, you already done messed up. It’s just Garak. Plain and simple. ;)
@@Captain-Thievius Enabran Tain didn't think so. You think the head of the Obsidian Order is wrong?
@@Captain-Thievius I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day. But I don't trust coincidences.
“I never admit or deny anything. It makes things more interesting.”
This entire series is a sociopath's delusional mind laid bare.
Each time we think Disney Star Wars has hit rock bottom, Kathleen somehow manage to do worst.
This is why I stick to the EU. Hell, KOTOR is a more enjoyable experience than, whatever Kathleen Kennedy sh*ts out nowadays.
@@JonathanGaetaIt’s precisely why I tell people that there is absolutely nothing Disney Starwars can do that the Expanded Universe already did better.
Imperial Agent story > Andor
Boba Fett: Twin Engines of Destruction > The Bloat of Beta Fatt
“Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself”
She tried to scrape what's left the bottom of the barrel, she got to the dirt under it.
PUT THE SAME CHICK IN IT! TWICE!!!
As the President from Rick and Morty said: it all went to shit when Lucas gave so called Star Wars fans his IP and they started shitting out shitty cash grabs that fans mildly tolerated or straight up hated, finally culminating in turds like this
"When you start with a turd (sequel trilogy) you end with a turd (The Acolyte)
Is that really from Rick and Morty? I might need to watch that if so.
@@ParkerCS2 Season 6 Episode 10
@@jackthumbikomkandawire8591 👍👍
The acolyte is a must watch if you wanna burn your braincells
To burn your brain cells faster, watch this show and grab the strongest alcohol you have available.
And we have ROP and the directors cut of Rebel Moon incoming... our most sane reviewers might not survive.
Oh totally, I will say at the end he mentions the Skeleton Crew and while he didn't sound excited about it I actually am excited because from the teaser trailer it doesn't looking a steaming pile of shite. If anything I think it looks pretty decent and could be the best Disney Star Wars show to date (it could make the Mandolorian or Ashoka look like Shawshank). I would get my hopes up but this could be pretty solid all things considered
'escape through the secret Jew tunnels...' lol. good gag.
Don't get that gag, could you explain it if you don't mind.
@@just.do.something The New York synagogue incident where the congregation dug a tunnel to circumvent coof lockdowns and secretly gather anyway.
@@cattrucker8257 Thanks.
@@cattrucker8257 ah, so that's why they had dirty, stained mattresses. Nice story but we all know what they were using those tunnels for.
Basil is like the droids, he's not a character, but a prop.
Droids act more logical than Basil
Nah he just there so Disney can sell toy of him
@@Garoslol Used too. Lately they don't act at all. 😞
@@eddymadison9655 just like a droid? or a lightsaber? 😉
He's a mascot
Darth Plagueis is male, so it was impossible for him to originate the idea of creating life through the Force. Had to be the ladies, because the FORCE IS FEMALE.
🤣
Don't you mean ‘the Thread’?
@@Lobsterwithinternet THE POWER OF MANYYYYYYY
@@stonecoldprose I’d rather have ‘the power of Manny’.
Did you just assume his force gender?
These reviews are so cathartic and entertaining, seriously... thank you for making these and sharing them. This is how such vile lazy putrid filth deserves to be talked about.
As long as Reaper is there in Hell with us to review all the endless Star Wars slop, I say: bring it on.
Chappelle's show had that skit years ago about the Jedi basically being the Catholic Church in space, so I wouldn't be surprised if Headland just ripped that off either lol.
I don't get why people at Disney take fan-inspired jokes and write them into canon.
Like how Stormtroopers can't aim.
@@Lobsterwithinternet Because they're less creative than anyone who should have been hired in the first place I'd bet.
"Secret Jew tunnels"...
Easy now, or the people with absolutely no power at all will have you cancelled...
SHUT IT DOWN
The excuse from people about "Witch Leader and Mae transforming into the force" was that they're trying to teleport away to safety, but of course there's zero signs of that happening anyway.
And also Leslie said that wasn't what it was.
SECRET JEW TUNNELS???!!!!LMAO..ur killing me brah lolol
The world: "Worst Disney Star Wars show ever."
Disney: "So far."
The ABSOLUTE BEST part about Sol's death is that Lesley (or was it Amandla?) said that Sol is such a manipulative horrible man that even in death he won't let the woman have the satisfaction of killing him by saying he allows her to do so and controlling the narrative.
Let that sink in.
Lesley Headland knows where the bodies are hidden, that's the only reason I can think why this sht was greenlight.
Disney is never going to learn their fucking lesson
Not as long as vanguard (disneys largest stock holder) keeps giving them money for this.
It’s an exercise of insanity. Disney doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result.
@@thestarisalie here's my message to shareholders don't buy any more Disney stock unless you want more garbage 🗑️
@@Kurikara_93 vangaurd is buying into china as the future. They need american value to decline. So they are crashing americas largest emtertainment company.
@@Captain-Thievius
It's worse than that - they're hoping to beat us down; if they browbeat the fans enough- that they'll accept 'the new order of things' - the mauling (no pun intended) of canon, the bastardisation of concepts, & the ruination of canon characters- in favour of their BS 1-note paragons - played by actors who are either desperate for the money, were convinced by a sh*t manager or someone else in their ear, activists desperate for the association to a massive IP, or all of the above...
"Bleeding" your lightsaber crystal is how Dark Side users turned their blades red. Leslye's writers looked at this and without reading further into it decided "Oh right, so if you bleed on it a little you get a red saber, got it"
Reaper woke up today and chose carnage.
The fact that videos tearing Disney Star Wars apart are actually more entertaining should say just how horribly bad Disney's woke drivel is.
Well, there goes the Star Wars brand down to the fucking drain it goes😞😒
For the seventh time.
Quite literally the worst Star Wars product Disney has released so far.
You are my favourite critic, Mr Reaper.
Disney are like the Borg Collective from Star Trek.
Or more like the Pakleds ! 😂
These modern writers are obviously heavily inspired by video games & yet their writing is worse than in video games
Watching these sarcastic reviews from reaper woke Star Wars makes me appreciate how much I appreciate George Lucas and ideas as well as his wooden dialogue.
Stroke worthy
Now I have to wonder if the witches all had their cycles synced up or something
Green bald waman is 100 years ahead of Old Republic fashion trends
She really had them go full Crossing Tiger Hidden Dragon because they're both Asian
As a woman, i'm going to blame radical women on why entertainment sucks these days.
The nightmare of Disney star wars, I feel, will one day come to be known as the nightmare of Disney money laundering.
I appreciate you suffering through this dogshit so I don't have to
I’m faster to see Reaper trash Star Wars than to check for new Star Wars content
I think it's high time we get parody movies back on the market because these people need to be called out for all this dumb stuff.
Bro that's so true.
The best parodies were made with love. It doesn't apply to this garbage. After all the audience has to be somewhat invested in the original IP.
I will never tire of hearing Reaper say “retahded” 😭
Tbh If I were Sol, I'd have let Osha remove me from the show too.
The best this story could've done was had an incident where no one was wrong on both sides and it was all because of the actions of a little girl who thought she was going to loose her sister, but her actions killed everyone else. Ending with her admitting what she did was wrong and turning herself in.
They should have had Torbin been impatient and tried abducting them by himself, forcing the Witch's hand and then the Jedi’s hand.
All leading up to a fight where the Jedi are forced to murder the coven in cold blood.
Or it could have been that Sol was a manipulative villain who wanted the power of the Vergence for himself and orchestrated the rest of the Jedi to be pawns in murdering the coven and forcing them to cover it up with extreme guilt and forcing Vinestra to be the BBEG for the show as she buries the whole thing and blames OSHA and the Sith for it.
@@Lobsterwithinternet that really goes down with the idea that the Jedi are really corrupt.
@@chrimsonphantom Or specific Jedi were corrupt or let their desires cloud their judgment into thinking they were doing it for the greater good.
Remember the good ol days when crap like this would never even have ever been green lit?
Being tortured in hell by watching the acolythe for eterny was awfully brillant my man lol
11:04 - This is officially my new favourite channel.
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon had me on the floor
The finale was as the entirety of the show, then.
9:16 so bad that Reaper had to take the "who wrote this shit?" clip Into his own hands 😂
Thank you for explaining what the witch was actually doing. Now that scene is even dumber.
Also, Sol's only fault according to a friend of mine, is that He and the Jedi didn't arrest the Witch cult in their first encounter.
Other than that, Sol did nothing wrong in the context of this show.
What kind of backwards morality is this show trying to preach?
Hardcore feminist propaganda, I think. And because they have their intersectional hierarchy, the whole show just becomes a mess making it work.
This show should be called scam of 180 million dollars.
Let's not forget that besides Bazil, the jedi also got Osha's pip droid. Before Vernestra calls Mae to join her, a random Jedi is shown having the droid in his hand. That droid might have been reset, but was with Mae when they fought and when she made sol to say he killed his mother.. so all they need is to use the droid's stored information to find out there's a Sith.
Reaper is very based for using the scene of the original and true Anakin, Sebastian Shaw rather the awv ful edit of super imposed hayden christensen
"jedi master green b*tch" and when he said: "she had already fast traveled across the planet" made me die of laughter lmao.
The funniest part is that the clowns behind this show obviously thought this was a morally grey tale.
Even though as out of characters as the Jedi were in this they were still in the right compared to the witches. Lol
That pine barrens reference was on point my dude.I wish i could subscribe again
the showrunner writes "I believe that... blah blah blah" about her OWN STORY!?! She should know what the heck is happening... wowsers...
This is what happens when u hand control of a multimillion dollar film franchise to someone with the talent and exsperience of a door knob
Fire kathleen kennedy
Fire hedland
Fire the disneywars story group
And you just might be able to make starwars great again
Maybe
Nothing better than Sith Lords losing to little girls. I see it everyday.
“Darth Plagiarize” 😂
So in the end, Green B1tch really just covered up her own failing. It was her former Padawan that was causing the problem. And from the look of the scars on Smilo, Green B1tch was the real psycho. She was the true villain.
they retconned sith lightsabers. the new processes is called "bleeding" apparently new canon has sith changing the kyber crystals with the force, apparently the effort nearly killed darth vader, and yet osha did it easily.
“Force is female”
Expanded Universe: Red lightsabers are rare because they require a large amount of Darkside energy to form and most Sith have to use synthetic crystals.
Disney: Go Darkside and have your crystal be on its period.
This is DSW+ LOST.. But nobody was able to kill the smoke monster by poking the air. This guy is innocent.
And they managed to ruin the lightsabers.
"I don't want it" Jon Snow
“When we all go to hell we’ll be cursed to watch a Disney Star Wars marathon forever.” 😅lol
Hi all. I need help. I’ve watched a bunch of videos on this show and I still haven’t seen answers to the list below of what I believe to be sizable plot holes:
1. How does Sol know that Mae started the fire?
2. How are multiple characters able to continuously scale a mountain cliff with ease in almost no time? (Was it even necessary to make the characters do something so outrageous?)
3. Did Smilo Ren just “fly” to the top of the mountain?
4. How did the elevator work if the entire energy system exploded in the fire?
5. How did the Senator know about the investigation? Who told him? And then who else knew (and yet the case is still supposedly hush-hush such that the High Council didn’t know)?
6. If the goal of the show is create moral relativism and redeem Mae such that the fire was an “accident,” are we going to forget that moments before she literally said, “I’ll kill you?”
People have pointed those things out.
those twins facial expression never seems to change!
I love how the ship bounces off the mountain like a tennis ball! Its pure gold!😂😂😂
DIS stock is currently cliff-diving towards $79/share after Ike Perlmutter sold out his entire 25 million share holdings.
Smell that? Cordite, napalm, imagined futures vaporized in an instant.
This company cannot afford another duff show.
Sol was killed off because of 'benign sexism'
The fact that he existed and was male was too much for the writer
I'M NOT KIDDING
Good let the cringe flow through you! 😊
Darth plagueis the wise more like Darth plagueis the peeper. Darth plagueis the plagiarizer.
What has star wars done to star wars.
10:09 THANK you for using the original footage for RotJ
Nothing like a Paulie reference😂😂😂
The acolyte seems like a show the Sith would make to spread moral/psychological subversions and propaganda inside the Jedi Academy.
When you think it can’t get any worse
I’m done with Star Wars! It’s a piece of shit!
I’m also done with Marvel as well. I’m not even gonna bother with Deadpool & Wolverine even if it’s good as I would be giving Disney my money.
@@ParkerCS2Marcel sucks ass and Deadpool has never been funny
Mae: *Her lightsaber turns red because she's angry.*
Guess Anakin was just faking it when he called Padme a liar and tried to kill Obi Wan then.
It gets worse. In Return of the Jedi, why didn’t Vader have Luke’s Green Lightsaber go on its period?
Seriously, Disney’s take on Red Lightsabers is so stupid.
Disney decided to have black on Korean violence. Stop Asian hate, Osha!😱
Between The Last Jedi, Boba Fett and now the Acolyte, Disney have now lost me forever. Utter Garbage.
Darth Vader: is the chosen one and has to channel immense power while being crippled to make his Kyber crystal bleed
Strong independent girl boss of color: does it first try