He’s mentally exhausted, and I don’t blame him. I used to rag on Reaper for the Transformers review but then I realize he’s just like anyone else nowadays, in search of an actual good movie.
@@unappealingpig8592 Or just Lucas Films in general, which still irritates me to this day to realize that Ms. Box Office Poison is still in charge of making movies yet said movies constantly flop in the box office.
... at least they DID maintain the long, shameful Marvel tradition of ripping off DC! Marvel under Disney is now Chris Farley's brake pad warranty tyraid from Tommy Boy.... shit in a box with a name on it 👍💀👍
Do you know that very western (US mostly) half cooked ethics and moral, where it's ok for some people to break the rules and the law for a "supposed" higher value or something (mostly subjective and questionable) ? Yes, that's it and contemporary mainstream is full of it. It's called BS ...
"Wouldn't sucking away the sun cause temperatures to plummet and gravity to fail?" "You'd think so, but I checked the script and it turns out no." "Well, okay then."
You got right about "non-binary", I can't stand that actress. I know her name is appropriate but I just call her Eclipse with the fuzzy caterpillar eyebrows. They'd crawl off her face but there is no light and just pure darkness for them to wiggle away, so they just stay in place.
Binary originally was captain marvel or a clone of her making the name make more sense who basically was a hot human torch No literally she could nuke the universe I don't like the whole idea of Mariah Rambeu being the alternate captain marvel because it's purely a boring ass character
how does one write such a story and still be given 300 mil to make a movie out of it??? like seriously does Disney expect to make a billion dollars out of this???
Well technically the first avengers movie was the Incredible Hulk movie with Edward Norton. Fury in the end sequence tries to recruit him for the avengers and it’s confirmed it takes place in the same universe,kinda. It’s a little murky but yes Ironman made the MCU what it is and with a snap it was gone. To be fair I don’t think anyone could have saved this. Remember iron man 3 that was terrible and that was during the golden age of marvel
This is one of the most accurate and complete reviews I have watched and I have watched a ton. really accurate and brings up all the bad points that do not make any sense. All the fake positive reviews say this movie is fun and talk about the credits scenes. who cares about the credit scenes? only if the movie was bad do you need to mention the credit scenes. I fast-forwarded over the dance scenes.
This movie has everything modern audiences want: boring conversations, static characters who might as well be made of cardboard, plastic special effects, space cat vore, fight scenes without risk to major characters, and no point to any of it. Yes, Marvel forced me to type "space cat vore." As in "swallowing another creature whole", which some sick corners of the internet enjoy.
I wish i never meet the kind of people who likes this movies...i meet one dude who 50/50 likes them... The rest are a bunch of Owl House dike fangirls....don't know if they consume anything from Marvel though xD
For those who don’t get what is up with the “cat” or what it’s point to the story was, it’s an alien species from the comics that has an collection of pocket universes inside its body, the species name is “fleken”[Google it for yourselves if you want] The Flerken (also called Flerkensas plural) are alien creatures resembling Earth's cats in appearance and behavior. They reproduce by laying up to 117 eggs and possess many tentacles that can extend from their mouths. Their bodies also hold pocket realities, bubbles of space and time that exist in other worlds. Earth-616 Captain Marvel's pet cat Chewie was a Flerken, but she was unaware of that fact. She came to learn this years after having Chewie, in a space adventure during which Chewie laid eggs. An abandoned laboratory hidden beneath the Ravencroft Institute contained a taxidermized Flerken, indicating visitations to Earth prior to Chewie's arrival. Earth-199999(mcu) A flerken named Goose was brought to Earth by Mar-Vell and lived with her while looking like a normal Earth cat. After Mar-Vell's death, Goose was left alone in the Project P.E.G.A.S.U.S. Facility until she met Nick Fury and Carol Danvers six years later. Fury took a liking to Goose, who snuck aboard the airplane that they used to escape from the base. Earth-18157 The Kree have launched a Flerken breeding program, seeding the creatures on inhabited worlds where they were adopted as pets because of their cuteness. The Kree then took control of the Flerkens with a signal beacon, directing them to attack the native species.The plan was foiled by Captain Marvel and the Guardians of the Galaxy, after which Carol tasked the Guardians with relocating all revealed flerkens on Earth to their new homeworld. Powers and Abilities Powers Pocket Dimensions: The species are said to be able to store entire universes within their mouths, within which they can access and store a great many things to draw upon at will. Tentacle Protrusion: Flerken possess a mess of tendrils kept within their mouths. They can use these for support and offensive tactics. Nested Mouths: Sprouted tendrils host a nest of fanged and ravenous maws which can bite down on and gobble up just about anything. Dimensional Travel: The sub-spaces within themselves can also be used as a means of instantaneous transportation; the process can be messy to say the least, however. At least in Earth-18157 all Flerkens share access to the same pocket dimension. If one survives being swallowed by a Flerken and is able to find their way back, the exit point can be from any Flerken anywhere. Toxicity: In the Earth-199999(mcu)reality, a scratch from a Flerken causes severe tissue damage to humanoids, as Nick Fury found out when a claw swipe from Goose to his left eye resulted in scarring and permanent loss of function. Abilities Human intellect: Able to understand cognitive conversation. Overwhelming cuteness Weaknesses Alien aspects are accessed through their oral cavity. If somehow muzzled, a Flerken is as helpless as an Earth cat. Habitat Population Earth-616: Dwindling (118 known living specimens) Earth-18157: Thriving Miscellaneous Representatives Chewie, Goose, Rocket, Rooster I hope this clarifies that the cat can work as an actual caracter insereas of a plot device Source *marvel database* page fleken but i genuinely found weird how they just decided the cats to Vore people when they have so much more(implied)potential via the pocket dimensional acess and conscious control and their intelligence being comparable to an base line mcu human giving them more capacity for situational awareness than just a base line animal
Of the many reviews I've watched for this pile of garbage to date, this is the most honest, relevant and well thought out one yet. The contrivances, plot holes and....."because the plot needed it" analysis of this train wreck spot on. Thanks for a great, accurate and very honest breakdown of this utter piece of shite from Disney Marvel. Well done Reaper.
@@deniseperry5940 I never said anything about the actors in my comment. They just read the lines and do what they're directed to do. I'm well aware of that.
@@dannyknightblade4592I have seen Despot's review and it's EXCELLENT. His stuff always is. Another fav of mine is Little Platoon, if you're one that likes long format reviews. He's kind of like Mauler, only better.
It really hurts me a bit, knowing they dragged Kelsey Grammer into this to reprise his role of Hank McCoy/Beast. Between his take and Nicholas Hoult's take on the character, Kelsey's was always a bit more appreciated because you just get a sense of lion-like regality - he was a congressman, and an ambassador to humanity for all mutant-kind... now I fear what Disney will do to him. *Edit:* I also just wanted to add that, according to a post I saw somewhere, the line "use Black Girl magic" was used in this film to apparently inspire Monica to fly... like, what the actual f*ck? _This_ is why I am against writers getting paid more if *_THIS_* is the sh*t they produce!
It was probably just Grammer's voice and he literally phoned it in. And I'm just glad the during Endgame Fury didn't yell out "Cap, Iron Man, Thor, go! White power!"
Just when you thought Fast and Furious blatantly disregarded the laws of physics, along comes this madness full of sun sucking magical bullshit. As Reaper said. "Fock me, it's like the writers of this movie never graduated from school or even been to one"
@@justaguyonyoutube4592 Haha that's true. Despite the fact that both teaser trailers for Fast X and The Marvels were filled with comments of the meme "I love the part where…", the difference is that those for the former were not meant to criticize while it was for the latter (a Marvel Studios film).
@@ironbro2794 The ironic part is that the people that made the Fast and The Furious series are very much aware of the jokes and take it on the chin, unlike a certain few other people I would LOVE to point out.
@@justaguyonyoutube4592 Exactly. People know what they're going to expect and as stupid as it is they LOVE it. Unlike The Marvels which makes you want to barf from an overdose of cringe.
So the villain just randomly explodes after achieving her one goal in the movie, so as to keep the three heroines pure and not bloodied. Remember back when Heroes killed villains?
Sugar and spice and all things nice………….. It’s also why most female villains have a sympathetic backstory (usually mistreatment by men) and often get to redeem themselves. Ghost, Taskmaster, Hella, Wanda……
They can make the main bad guy disappear but make sure like full blown battle between her and Brie but since Brie is more in tune with her power she doesn't get effected by energy overloaded...is not that hard to make cliche writing but the writer apparently don't have think tank 😅
But we were already teased what would happen tho, since DarBenn was already warned not to do what she was planning, so it's not that random. There's a chance she's just lost in the Quantum Realm
Written and produced by 14-year olds, for a demographic of 12-year olds or mental age thereof. Almost every stupidity, contrivance, mistake, and character misfire seems to come down to lack of experience as well as lack of competence. The characters behave like children, because that's all the writers know. They just don't relate as adults. I wish the studio had the courage to NOT have witless loose threads and end credits. Just once. Please. Give us the hope that this entire shitshow might finally be over. But no. They have to tease that they're going to fk up X-Men too. Ugh. I mean, i knew they would, but jeez there's enough pain and suffering in this world already.
The comment about the budget SERIOUSLY needs to be considered now. Since 2019 the budgets have grown ridiculously yet everything looks awful. No way it isn't a money laundering scheme at this point.
Danvers and Valkyrie never spoke to one another, but they both took part in the weird scene in endgame where all the women in a 5 mile radius ended up magically within girl pose distance from one another.
Its extremely awkward how difficult it is to not consider how all of them were just green-screened individually and werent really there together as they dont even acknowledge each other thereby defeating the whole point
That would have actually been interesting if Kamala liked the "girl boss" Captain Marvel and found out she had feet of clay. Another missed opportunity
Someone said they made Captain Marvel too OP (went toe-to-toe with thanos, which not even the hulk could do) and THAT'S why they had her changing places randomly. I think it was just they couldnt think of how to connect the three characters so they LITERALLY dropped them into situations. I thought Karen Danvers was going to switch places with grooming gang marvel to save her life and sacrifice herself because no one likes cpt. marvel. The Ronin the MeToo accuser hahahah
That's a great point. Kamala and Carrol alone would been a much more interesting story where you can have the story about Kamala's concept of a hero and the reality of what she sees. The conflict of her own identity would well come into play here.
I've noticed that the Rotten Tomato score and # of reviews, hasn't changed in 24 hours. So I think RT has frozen the scores so it doesn't bomb before the opening weekend finishes. Critic 62% (265 rev) Audience 85% (500+ rev) (as of 2:27 PM 11/11/23) Critic reviews are slowly coming in since I really focused in but, sitting at 500+ reviews for so long and the scores....not changing at all is super suspicious.
They’re no longer relevant, as it’s more than obvious that they’re big studio shills. It’s actually embarrassing to watch them defend this heap of garbage?
And this is why I like Reaper much better than the critical drinker, straight to the point and no mercy. Something the critical drinker has been lacking lately and going kind of soft.
@@XiaoyuuuYTEp.3 Was a good Episode idk what you mean. It is a simple love story in a apocolypse. The only problem is it didn't belong there and took more time away from Joel and Ellie.
They're prolly gonna do some meta shit like make Deadpool roast their a$$ for turning everything woke, and then claim the dialogue was written by the woke people anyway and that they're aware of that or something, like She-Hulk 🤣
Hawkeye is a trained SHEILD agent. Possibly an assassin. He has access to R n D to develop his special arrows. Kate Bishop is a girl with a bow and arrow. Why would you need her on your team?
remember when the mcu was supposed to be the grounded and realistic version of the marvel universe? basically a 1:1 version of our earth but with superheroes? nice. cuz now, in the modern mcu the sun can disappear and there's no negative effects on the solar system.
Mery sue, Girl who’s show no one watched, and Monica who got superpowers for no reason from Wondervision. Edit I’m ironically looking forward to seeing avengers 5.
Every prop and set in that season looked like they came fresh out of a 3D printer - no knicks and post-touch ups to make them look realistic or lived in
My friends and I cringed when the prince of the water planet told Kamala to start fighting with her scarf… and then she just become a professional scarf fighter whooping creed militia.
How on Earth does the special effects look so bad on a budget of 270 million dollars in The Marvels, but yet The Creator looks like it cost 270 million dollars but the budget was 88 million dollars?!
Time to finish writing my script for the Captain Marvel movie we should have gotten in 2019 instead of the one with Brie. Featuring Mar-vell, Rick Jones, the Nega-bands, comic accurate depictions of the Kree, the Skrulls, set in 1973 with a period appropriate soundtrack, with references tying together all the previous MCU films from Phases 1-3. With cameos of Howard Stark, General Ross, Nick Fury, and a young Bruce Banner. And a final battle with Thanos aboard the Sanctuary II. It would even have a likeable version of Carol Danvers in it, and she gets her powers from Mar-vell as she should have in the beginning.
i love the fact that i look forward to videos from you,disparu,drinker, heelvsbabyface and the FNT crew more than a multi multi million dollar movie. On the other hand i hate the fact these large budget "pre-built" movies just suck i mean the stories have literally been decades in the making and these freaks come along and think "i can do better" than the people that created/wrote these stories. keep up the good work, love your reviews.
Bracelets separated - one of them is weaker than the other Bracelets together - the bad guy goes poof.. How convenient! Should have given that other bracelet earlier, we would have skipped 3/4 of the movie bs
Will is becoming too mainstream, rubbing elbows with the pyreful, and cutting too much slack to Brie. I'm afraid we're losing him... If you like accents though, The Despot of Antrim is pretty cool too.
Imagine being so stupid that you openly admit to watching critical drinker, which makes sense because you have to be stupid to watch him. Oh wait, you dont need to imagine it Oh wait again, you’re thus too dimwitted to realise I just burned you
Haha yes! The restarting the sun bit from All Star Superman! Also the rebuilding the planet with bits of other planets plot from either the Ratchet & Clank PS2 game or Spaceballs.
Moim zdaniem najmłodsza Marvelka powinna mieć około 10 lat, wtedy jej irytujące zachowanie miałoby sens. Gdyby dostała swoją moc jako dziecko, jej zapatrzenie w idolkę byłoby na miejscu, jako nastolatka powinna zachowywać się absolutnie inaczej. Oczywiście historia byłaby ciekawsza gdyby jej ulubiona postać okazała się tak naprawdę ukrytym złoczyńcą z którym musiałaby walczyć i odniosłaby porażkę bo jest za wcześnie by udźwignęła ciężar bycia bohaterem... Nawet ja napisałabym lepiej ten scenariusz, będąc absolutnym laikiem w tej dziedzinie.
When a 14 and a half minute video explaining why a movie was a failure is more entertaining than the movie itself, is when you know the movie was a failure!
Reaper is that uncanny hero of "We saw this so you don't have to". Your efforts are never in vain, for you helped saved millions from boredom. Keep it up! 👍
And the hiding or being inside of animals is basically how a lot of people of certain practices put animals up into them and or allow animals up and in them 😂
I'm really glad this video got recommended to me! I have a friend who nags me to see every Marvel film that comes out with him at cinemas, despite the fact that I haven't cared about Marvel since Infinity War (and generally don't care that much about superheroes in the first place). This film was where I drew the line - I haven't seen any of the films or shows that this film is meant to be a big crossover between, so I wouldn't understand it even if it was the best written film ever, but looking at the reviews of the original Captain Marvel, alongside all the drama and rumours surrounding this film in development, it didn't look like something I'd like at all. I felt a little mean for saying it, particularly after seeing its gleaming Rotten Tomatoes score, but I'm glad to know from reviews like this that I made the right decision!
Don't hire writers who write stories using a box of Crayons.
They eat the crayons too
Weird bot thread.
There must be a really sh1t box of crayons doing the rounds, cos they've ended up at the design department for BMW
Only bots are the autistic fucks that seal clap for sub par, femina*i bullshit.
How dare you insult crayons😅
You know it's REALLY bad when Reaper doesn't even sound angry
He's just like me, feeling nothing but apathy towards the usual woke rubbish.
He’s mentally exhausted,
and I don’t blame him.
I used to rag on Reaper for the Transformers review but then I realize he’s just like anyone else nowadays, in search of an actual good movie.
WOKE GARBAGE 🗑🗑🗑
Sounds like he's using an AI.
“That’s the thing… Reaper’s always angry”
*loud af Avengers theme*
The real marvel is how thoroughly Kathleen Kennedy has managed to ruin everything.
An still be in charge of Star wars 🤣
"PUT A CHICK IN IT! AND MAKE IT F##KING GAY!!"
@@unappealingpig8592
Or just Lucas Films in general, which still irritates me to this day to realize that Ms. Box Office Poison is still in charge of making movies yet said movies constantly flop in the box office.
for me the marvel is that she was ever hired
@@robertmiles1603- She must’ve brewed a mean cup of coffee back in the day.
No way! I'm shocked. I didn't expect these boring characters to fail!!!
I glad that I not watch that movie because I do I will literally hate women ish like this one
@@CB-gv4yb rewatch the pirates of the caribean trilogie instead, Elizabeth Swann is a great female character
@@Lora_Beolab
The character, yes.
Not so much the actress, though aka Natalie Portperson.
... at least they DID maintain the long, shameful Marvel tradition of ripping off DC! Marvel under Disney is now Chris Farley's brake pad warranty tyraid from Tommy Boy.... shit in a box with a name on it
👍💀👍
They’re not boring …. ITS CALLED BAD WRITING
'What she is really doing is trafficking Aliens onto the planet without telling anyone' - EXTRAORDINARILY timely allegory, bravo MCU, bravo Feige.
Do you know that very western (US mostly) half cooked ethics and moral, where it's ok for some people to break the rules and the law for a "supposed" higher value or something (mostly subjective and questionable) ? Yes, that's it and contemporary mainstream is full of it. It's called BS ...
This is what happens when you make a movie for cat ladies and wine aunts
Written, produced and directed by cat ladies and wine aunts. 😂
the writers rooms at marvel reek of boxed wine, soy,products,kitty litter and age-induced resentment
Or progressives
Marvel really wants to prove Martin Scorsese right about them not being cinema
he was always right about it, this movie just exemplified it
"Wouldn't sucking away the sun cause temperatures to plummet and gravity to fail?"
"You'd think so, but I checked the script and it turns out no."
"Well, okay then."
🤣
The Earth would have went out of the solar system if our Sun isn't there.
Doesn't make any scientific sense
11:05 They did it in Mando season 3 as well. They left the stolen kid in the birds stomach overnight and he was just fine.
You got right about "non-binary", I can't stand that actress. I know her name is appropriate but I just call her Eclipse with the fuzzy caterpillar eyebrows. They'd crawl off her face but there is no light and just pure darkness for them to wiggle away, so they just stay in place.
Binary originally was captain marvel or a clone of her making the name make more sense who basically was a hot human torch
No literally she could nuke the universe
I don't like the whole idea of Mariah Rambeu being the alternate captain marvel because it's purely a boring ass character
how does one write such a story and still be given 300 mil to make a movie out of it??? like seriously does Disney expect to make a billion dollars out of this???
The MCU was born and died with IronMan
Well technically the first avengers movie was the Incredible Hulk movie with Edward Norton. Fury in the end sequence tries to recruit him for the avengers and it’s confirmed it takes place in the same universe,kinda. It’s a little murky but yes Ironman made the MCU what it is and with a snap it was gone. To be fair I don’t think anyone could have saved this. Remember iron man 3 that was terrible and that was during the golden age of marvel
We all know what they really spent most of the budget on. “Hamburgers, hot dogs and pizza.” 👶🏼
Lots and lots of pizza 😂
This is one of the most accurate and complete reviews I have watched and I have watched a ton. really accurate and brings up all the bad points that do not make any sense. All the fake positive reviews say this movie is fun and talk about the credits scenes. who cares about the credit scenes? only if the movie was bad do you need to mention the credit scenes. I fast-forwarded over the dance scenes.
look up one review from critical drinker. this and his are the most accurate reviews i have seen.
This movie has everything modern audiences want: boring conversations, static characters who might as well be made of cardboard, plastic special effects, space cat vore, fight scenes without risk to major characters, and no point to any of it.
Yes, Marvel forced me to type "space cat vore." As in "swallowing another creature whole", which some sick corners of the internet enjoy.
My question to that is… *why*
What makes them like that?
What happened in their lives to make them even merely find any of that to be remotely good?
I wish i never meet the kind of people who likes this movies...i meet one dude who 50/50 likes them...
The rest are a bunch of Owl House dike fangirls....don't know if they consume anything from Marvel though xD
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They’re fans of Owl House and that’s worse enough lmao
Furry vore hehe xd
For those who don’t get what is up with the “cat” or what it’s point to the story was, it’s an alien species from the comics that has an collection of pocket universes inside its body, the species name is “fleken”[Google it for yourselves if you want]
The Flerken
(also called Flerkensas plural) are alien creatures resembling Earth's cats in appearance and behavior. They reproduce by laying up to 117 eggs and possess many tentacles that can extend from their mouths. Their bodies also hold pocket realities, bubbles of space and time that exist in other worlds.
Earth-616
Captain Marvel's pet cat Chewie was a Flerken, but she was unaware of that fact. She came to learn this years after having Chewie, in a space adventure during which Chewie laid eggs.
An abandoned laboratory hidden beneath the Ravencroft Institute contained a taxidermized Flerken, indicating visitations to Earth prior to Chewie's arrival.
Earth-199999(mcu)
A flerken named Goose was brought to Earth by Mar-Vell and lived with her while looking like a normal Earth cat. After Mar-Vell's death, Goose was left alone in the Project P.E.G.A.S.U.S. Facility until she met Nick Fury and Carol Danvers six years later. Fury took a liking to Goose, who snuck aboard the airplane that they used to escape from the base.
Earth-18157
The Kree have launched a Flerken breeding program, seeding the creatures on inhabited worlds where they were adopted as pets because of their cuteness. The Kree then took control of the Flerkens with a signal beacon, directing them to attack the native species.The plan was foiled by Captain Marvel and the Guardians of the Galaxy, after which Carol tasked the Guardians with relocating all revealed flerkens on Earth to their new homeworld.
Powers and Abilities
Powers
Pocket Dimensions: The species are said to be able to store entire universes within their mouths, within which they can access and store a great many things to draw upon at will.
Tentacle Protrusion: Flerken possess a mess of tendrils kept within their mouths. They can use these for support and offensive tactics.
Nested Mouths: Sprouted tendrils host a nest of fanged and ravenous maws which can bite down on and gobble up just about anything.
Dimensional Travel: The sub-spaces within themselves can also be used as a means of instantaneous transportation; the process can be messy to say the least, however.
At least in Earth-18157 all Flerkens share access to the same pocket dimension. If one survives being swallowed by a Flerken and is able to find their way back, the exit point can be from any Flerken anywhere.
Toxicity: In the Earth-199999(mcu)reality, a scratch from a Flerken causes severe tissue damage to humanoids, as Nick Fury found out when a claw swipe from Goose to his left eye resulted in scarring and permanent loss of function.
Abilities
Human intellect: Able to understand cognitive conversation.
Overwhelming cuteness
Weaknesses
Alien aspects are accessed through their oral cavity. If somehow muzzled, a Flerken is as helpless as an Earth cat.
Habitat
Population
Earth-616: Dwindling (118 known living specimens)
Earth-18157: Thriving
Miscellaneous
Representatives
Chewie, Goose, Rocket, Rooster
I hope this clarifies that the cat can work as an actual caracter insereas of a plot device
Source *marvel database*
page fleken
but i genuinely found weird how they just decided the cats to Vore people when they have so much more(implied)potential via the pocket dimensional acess and conscious control and their intelligence being comparable to an base line mcu human giving them more capacity for situational awareness than just a base line animal
Of the many reviews I've watched for this pile of garbage to date, this is the most honest, relevant and well thought out one yet. The contrivances, plot holes and....."because the plot needed it" analysis of this train wreck spot on.
Thanks for a great, accurate and very honest breakdown of this utter piece of shite from Disney Marvel. Well done Reaper.
You can't blame the actors...blame Nia for making it.
@@deniseperry5940 I never said anything about the actors in my comment. They just read the lines and do what they're directed to do. I'm well aware of that.
Despot of Antrim has a really good one hour, twenty two minute and fifty seven second breakdown of The Marvels in case you wanna check it out.
@@dannyknightblade4592I have seen Despot's review and it's EXCELLENT. His stuff always is. Another fav of mine is Little Platoon, if you're one that likes long format reviews. He's kind of like Mauler, only better.
It really hurts me a bit, knowing they dragged Kelsey Grammer into this to reprise his role of Hank McCoy/Beast. Between his take and Nicholas Hoult's take on the character, Kelsey's was always a bit more appreciated because you just get a sense of lion-like regality - he was a congressman, and an ambassador to humanity for all mutant-kind... now I fear what Disney will do to him.
*Edit:* I also just wanted to add that, according to a post I saw somewhere, the line "use Black Girl magic" was used in this film to apparently inspire Monica to fly... like, what the actual f*ck? _This_ is why I am against writers getting paid more if *_THIS_* is the sh*t they produce!
Isn’t “People of Color Girl Magic” the appropriate term for these loaf turds?
It was probably just Grammer's voice and he literally phoned it in. And I'm just glad the during Endgame Fury didn't yell out "Cap, Iron Man, Thor, go! White power!"
How dare you! You are toxic, racist, and sexist! Lmao
Perhaps, these woke writers being replaced by AI, isn't such a bad idea after all.
@comyxcon4gaming860 That depends on if the A.I. is programmed to be woke, which it likely will be
Just when you thought Fast and Furious blatantly disregarded the laws of physics, along comes this madness full of sun sucking magical bullshit. As Reaper said. "Fock me, it's like the writers of this movie never graduated from school or even been to one"
Hey, at least Fast and Furious is entertaining, much like the Transformers movies.
This though?
Not so much.
Must be this "black girl magic"😊
@@justaguyonyoutube4592 Haha that's true. Despite the fact that both teaser trailers for Fast X and The Marvels were filled with comments of the meme "I love the part where…", the difference is that those for the former were not meant to criticize while it was for the latter (a Marvel Studios film).
@@ironbro2794
The ironic part is that the people that made the Fast and The Furious series are very much aware of the jokes and take it on the chin, unlike a certain few other people I would LOVE to point out.
@@justaguyonyoutube4592 Exactly. People know what they're going to expect and as stupid as it is they LOVE it. Unlike The Marvels which makes you want to barf from an overdose of cringe.
So the villain just randomly explodes after achieving her one goal in the movie, so as to keep the three heroines pure and not bloodied.
Remember back when Heroes killed villains?
Or when villains killed heroes?
Sugar and spice and all things nice…………..
It’s also why most female villains have a sympathetic backstory (usually mistreatment by men) and often get to redeem themselves.
Ghost, Taskmaster, Hella, Wanda……
They can make the main bad guy disappear but make sure like full blown battle between her and Brie but since Brie is more in tune with her power she doesn't get effected by energy overloaded...is not that hard to make cliche writing but the writer apparently don't have think tank 😅
But we were already teased what would happen tho, since DarBenn was already warned not to do what she was planning, so it's not that random. There's a chance she's just lost in the Quantum Realm
@@eljay5009i found it hilarious that Thor wasn’t allowed to beat or even foght Hela lol they got the CGI monster thing to do it 😂
All in favor of Marvel being put in public domain, say “I”! Then, everybody gets to make good Marvel stories. Because under Disney we can’t.
Why does it have to be Marvel xD Make your own stories if you're that good.
@@deathlessmile why u bothering with defending this garbage the show is ass
Written and produced by 14-year olds, for a demographic of 12-year olds or mental age thereof. Almost every stupidity, contrivance, mistake, and character misfire seems to come down to lack of experience as well as lack of competence. The characters behave like children, because that's all the writers know. They just don't relate as adults.
I wish the studio had the courage to NOT have witless loose threads and end credits. Just once. Please. Give us the hope that this entire shitshow might finally be over.
But no. They have to tease that they're going to fk up X-Men too. Ugh. I mean, i knew they would, but jeez there's enough pain and suffering in this world already.
Checked their resumes and was expecting crap from them. Guess I was right.
that sums up current state of hollyweirdo's a bunch of over grown children who haven't matured passed puberty
@@leejee88 You are cancelled for saying that.
The comment about the budget SERIOUSLY needs to be considered now. Since 2019 the budgets have grown ridiculously yet everything looks awful. No way it isn't a money laundering scheme at this point.
Man your ideas are so much better then anything Disney can come up with.
The movie doesn't' even make any sense. They could have just given the villain the bracelet and the movie would have been over. No conflict needed.
Didn’t know Frey from Forespoken was the villain in this movie
It was a matter of time
Danvers and Valkyrie never spoke to one another, but they both took part in the weird scene in endgame where all the women in a 5 mile radius ended up magically within girl pose distance from one another.
Its extremely awkward how difficult it is to not consider how all of them were just green-screened individually and werent really there together as they dont even acknowledge each other thereby defeating the whole point
Like Disney just waiting for Marvel to dig itself a hole it can’t crawl out of
That would have actually been interesting if Kamala liked the "girl boss" Captain Marvel and found out she had feet of clay. Another missed opportunity
She has feet of fungi.
Someone said they made Captain Marvel too OP (went toe-to-toe with thanos, which not even the hulk could do) and THAT'S why they had her changing places randomly. I think it was just they couldnt think of how to connect the three characters so they LITERALLY dropped them into situations.
I thought Karen Danvers was going to switch places with grooming gang marvel to save her life and sacrifice herself because no one likes cpt. marvel.
The Ronin the MeToo accuser hahahah
Brie's acting is indescribably plain.
How many people was more excited for Reaper's review on this movie than the movie itself?
I know I was :)
Me too
Me three! 😊
Me four
Count me in 😂
Gigitty
It’s incredible how the marvels was the movie ever of a time. And let’s not forget, “black girl magic!!!”
Ah, that’s People of Color girl magic to you.
NO MAN LOL. SERIOUSLY THE MARVEL'S MOVIE HOT 🔥 GARBAGE 🗑 DISNEY'S TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE WRITING.
Black Girl Magic!
Modern marvel writers and producers just seem to love proving their critics right. Thanks Reaper!
That's a great point. Kamala and Carrol alone would been a much more interesting story where you can have the story about Kamala's concept of a hero and the reality of what she sees. The conflict of her own identity would well come into play here.
the problem is no-one believes a super power muslim wouldn't use this powers for jihad
@@killgoretrout877 😂 Good point. I hadn't thought of that.
@@killgoretrout877Dirka allah, Mohammed jihad.
Better off Batgirling this film and every character.
Thanks to DEI hire quotas, they had no choice but to add a blk female heroine.
The continuity problems aren’t being talked about enough eg the Statue of Liberty being there instead of captain America.
You are becoming my favorite movie reviewer. Everytime I watch one of your videos I notice I am cracking up through the whole thing.
Ya that CIA joke is more reality but also hilarious
Yep, the disdain in his voice is funny af. 😂
I love how simply pointing out what could be done better, and removing the bad parts to do so, reduces the runtime to roughly 20 seconds.
I've noticed that the Rotten Tomato score and # of reviews, hasn't changed in 24 hours. So I think RT has frozen the scores so it doesn't bomb before the opening weekend finishes.
Critic 62% (265 rev) Audience 85% (500+ rev) (as of 2:27 PM 11/11/23)
Critic reviews are slowly coming in since I really focused in but, sitting at 500+ reviews for so long and the scores....not changing at all is super suspicious.
They’re no longer relevant, as it’s more than obvious that they’re big studio shills. It’s actually embarrassing to watch them defend this heap of garbage?
🤔…..Right, How would that be possible?
HOW does Kamala even know about Carol? She’s not a publicly known hero like Iron Man and Cap.
I hava asked this to all the marvel shills for a year.
None can answer.
I also ask why the lightning bolt homage to Carols MsMarvel.
Still Nada
I haven't watched the Loki show. However, I've heard that Loki is the god of time now. A reboot might be coming, perhaps.
Loki season 2 was pretty decent
@@itiswhatitis6673nah, fam.
No it wasn't
I never get tired of Matt Berry’s opinions at the end of Reaper’s videos 😂
that "silly yes, idiotic yes" meme is very useful
This cast could make even a 3-way boring 💤
Yeah,between Brie´s dead fish energy and Khamala´s actress´s face looking...way too young,thats a 3-way made in russia.
And this is why I like Reaper much better than the critical drinker, straight to the point and no mercy. Something the critical drinker has been lacking lately and going kind of soft.
Is he off the sauce maybe ?
@@trevoravery9270Critical Drinker liked TLOU Ep.3 LMAO that's all you need to know.
.......................................bruh.@@XiaoyuuuYT
@@XiaoyuuuYTEp.3 Was a good Episode idk what you mean. It is a simple love story in a apocolypse.
The only problem is it didn't belong there and took more time away from Joel and Ellie.
@@ShapBro Nothing good, a gay romance no one wanted nor asked for, they could simplify it instead of wasting a whole episode.
I hope Deadpool 3 (2024) will be better.
Me too I’m hoping that it will be good
If deadpool has to be censored, I wonder how he will respond in the movie?
The comedy is gonna be this:
Sorry for being a man
Sorry for being white
Sorry for being straight
They're prolly gonna do some meta shit like make Deadpool roast their a$$ for turning everything woke, and then claim the dialogue was written by the woke people anyway and that they're aware of that or something, like She-Hulk 🤣
That thumbnail scared the balls out of me
You sir are a verbal assassin.
The Me too accuser 😂😂😂😂
Remember when villains used to look badass and not like your music teacher from 5th grade?
the main villain does look like she belongs to a mental institution.
Hawkeye is a trained SHEILD agent. Possibly an assassin. He has access to R n D to develop his special arrows. Kate Bishop is a girl with a bow and arrow. Why would you need her on your team?
Girl power that’s why
because disney love to perpetuate the ugly zoomer attitude that zoomers are better than their elders
Your videos are the only ones that I look forward to.
Keep up the great work, mate.
Same
9:24 this is definitely Disney written all over it
remember when the mcu was supposed to be the grounded and realistic version of the marvel universe? basically a 1:1 version of our earth but with superheroes? nice. cuz now, in the modern mcu the sun can disappear and there's no negative effects on the solar system.
The way iron man…. An actual human being gets smacked around and isn’t in the hospital In avengers 1 is stupid.
Imagine our collective shock! 😂💤💤🥱😴
WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE BOXES FOR SHOULDERS!? 😂
We'd have to wash our eyes with bleach if we saw that three-way.
Mery sue, Girl who’s show no one watched, and Monica who got superpowers for no reason from Wondervision. Edit I’m ironically looking forward to seeing avengers 5.
If this is bad, imagine how bad the cut footage must have been lol
Disney had a kid live in the stomach of giant bird monster in the Mandalorian too. That kid looked like his clothes weren't even wrinkled.
Every prop and set in that season looked like they came fresh out of a 3D printer - no knicks and post-touch ups to make them look realistic or lived in
My friends and I cringed when the prince of the water planet told Kamala to start fighting with her scarf… and then she just become a professional scarf fighter whooping creed militia.
How on Earth does the special effects look so bad on a budget of 270 million dollars in The Marvels, but yet The Creator looks like it cost 270 million dollars but the budget was 88 million dollars?!
"The main villain looks like she has a mental illness"
Looks like?
"The MeToo Accuser" lmfao 😂😂 that's the funniest shit I've ever heard
4:45
MY STOMACH LMAO
everytime you upload i always get happy your video are always entertaining.
They turned a whole planet into San Francisco. That's one planet Galactus will never touch.
Time to finish writing my script for the Captain Marvel movie we should have gotten in 2019 instead of the one with Brie. Featuring Mar-vell, Rick Jones, the Nega-bands, comic accurate depictions of the Kree, the Skrulls, set in 1973 with a period appropriate soundtrack, with references tying together all the previous MCU films from Phases 1-3. With cameos of Howard Stark, General Ross, Nick Fury, and a young Bruce Banner. And a final battle with Thanos aboard the Sanctuary II. It would even have a likeable version of Carol Danvers in it, and she gets her powers from Mar-vell as she should have in the beginning.
Get that thang done!!
Can Brie Larson show up in a black, low cut dress? Still my favorite thing she has done.
We want good stories, not agendas
You know , hollywood used to keep gayness in the closet .. and now hollywood keeps gayness in the stupid closet.
i love the fact that i look forward to videos from you,disparu,drinker, heelvsbabyface and the FNT crew more than a multi multi million dollar movie.
On the other hand i hate the fact these large budget "pre-built" movies just suck i mean the stories have literally been decades in the making and these freaks come along and think "i can do better" than the people that created/wrote these stories.
keep up the good work, love your reviews.
Bracelets separated - one of them is weaker than the other
Bracelets together - the bad guy goes poof..
How convenient! Should have given that other bracelet earlier, we would have skipped 3/4 of the movie bs
I need an edit of this video with a Vine Boom after every sentence, every line this man drops is devastating!
I always look forward to you and Critical Drinker's reviews. It's the accent and the personality that makes the videos so entertaining.
Will is becoming too mainstream, rubbing elbows with the pyreful, and cutting too much slack to Brie. I'm afraid we're losing him... If you like accents though, The Despot of Antrim is pretty cool too.
Imagine being so stupid that you openly admit to watching critical drinker, which makes sense because you have to be stupid to watch him.
Oh wait, you dont need to imagine it
Oh wait again, you’re thus too dimwitted to realise I just burned you
I am shocked! Shocked! Well not that shocked.
Haha yes! The restarting the sun bit from All Star Superman! Also the rebuilding the planet with bits of other planets plot from either the Ratchet & Clank PS2 game or Spaceballs.
Moim zdaniem najmłodsza Marvelka powinna mieć około 10 lat, wtedy jej irytujące zachowanie miałoby sens. Gdyby dostała swoją moc jako dziecko, jej zapatrzenie w idolkę byłoby na miejscu, jako nastolatka powinna zachowywać się absolutnie inaczej. Oczywiście historia byłaby ciekawsza gdyby jej ulubiona postać okazała się tak naprawdę ukrytym złoczyńcą z którym musiałaby walczyć i odniosłaby porażkę bo jest za wcześnie by udźwignęła ciężar bycia bohaterem... Nawet ja napisałabym lepiej ten scenariusz, będąc absolutnym laikiem w tej dziedzinie.
9:38 "its no wonder why the enter planet is gay and useless" i couldnt think of a better way to describe feminisms
entire, but youre right
thank you. didn't catch that. @@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805
I watched Civil War yesterday.
It’s truly mind boggling to know that the same studio who made that masterpiece of a film, made *this* piece of trollop
0:14 Reaper had me at "hello"
This was THE FUNNIEST video I’ve seen in a long time. Good job man
It ain’t even bc it’s women playing roles it’s the writing my gf and I saw the trailer even she said this shit is goofy asf
When a 14 and a half minute video explaining why a movie was a failure is more entertaining than the movie itself, is when you know the movie was a failure!
After wasting my money last night, I dont know anymore which Marvel movie is worst....The Marvels.....or....The Marvels
Reaper, your accent makes an already deliciously scathing review even more scorching and vitriolic. Bravo, sir. Kee em coming.
the reaper is the reviewer we need
Reaper is that uncanny hero of "We saw this so you don't have to".
Your efforts are never in vain, for you helped saved millions from boredom. Keep it up! 👍
4 years ago at Marvel: "Screw them, they can leave if they want, we will write the new movies ourselves! The MCU is FEMALE!!!"
4 years later: ......
We are reaching levels of sludge never before imagined possible.
And the hiding or being inside of animals is basically how a lot of people of certain practices put animals up into them and or allow animals up and in them 😂
I've been waiting to hear from Reaper. 🙂
The scarf fighting scene is sending meeee ahaahahaha
YOU CRAZY 😂😂😂😂😂 I CANT STOP LAUGHING BRO
If cancer were a movie 😐
I'm really glad this video got recommended to me!
I have a friend who nags me to see every Marvel film that comes out with him at cinemas, despite the fact that I haven't cared about Marvel since Infinity War (and generally don't care that much about superheroes in the first place). This film was where I drew the line - I haven't seen any of the films or shows that this film is meant to be a big crossover between, so I wouldn't understand it even if it was the best written film ever, but looking at the reviews of the original Captain Marvel, alongside all the drama and rumours surrounding this film in development, it didn't look like something I'd like at all. I felt a little mean for saying it, particularly after seeing its gleaming Rotten Tomatoes score, but I'm glad to know from reviews like this that I made the right decision!
Dude!! I LOVE your cutscenes!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Their placement is impeccable! 👍💯🎯
Spaceballs was a far superior movie about an atmosphere being sucked up. This movie is officially more absurd than Spaceballs minus ALL of the humor!
This Movie *_§UCKED._*
Wouldn't the sun suddenly getting sucked away even at 30% trigger a gravitational anomaly that would destroy every orbit it the solar system?
Reaper I am really proud of you and how much your channel has grown in a short amount of time.
The Marvels deserves a Razzie for Worst picture
Damn, I respect the hell out of you critics who have to sit through this crap so the rest of us don't have to.
Lol right. These guys put themselves through hell so others don’t 😂