Marvel's Echo: The Most Pointless Video I've Ever Made

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @TheLittlePlatoon
    @TheLittlePlatoon  10 месяцев назад +879

    I know, I know. You don't care about Echo, I don't care about Echo, nobody cares about Echo. This video was meant to be a quick January warm-up. But here we are. More exciting and relevant stuff will follow in short order.
    Thanks to Altries and LoftiPixels for their help!

    • @GarionDAdkins
      @GarionDAdkins 10 месяцев назад +43

      Ah, man. I had already forgotten about this show and was waiting for your full Madame Web review.
      But I'm sure this'll be a fun one, too!

    • @TheLittlePlatoon
      @TheLittlePlatoon  10 месяцев назад +87

      @@GarionDAdkinsThat *should* be next weekend. With the best will in the world, I can’t turn around multiple-hour video essays in just a couple of days!

    • @Jockolantern
      @Jockolantern 10 месяцев назад +13

      I can certainly do with more savaging of this travesty. Plus, seeing that title had me in stitches. Well played.

    • @theonlyjjparker
      @theonlyjjparker 10 месяцев назад +24

      @TheLittlePlatoon Your disection and introspection of such shows is fascinating enough that I don't even care what the specific material is. Just keep it coming.

    • @cormoran2303
      @cormoran2303 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@TheLittlePlatoon is getting in front of the trail of tears so no one complaining has a leg to stand on and he won't have to hear their whining.

  • @coryy9745
    @coryy9745 10 месяцев назад +1534

    Platoon: This is pointless.
    Madame Web: Hold my beer.

    • @austin9568AuraMasterDX
      @austin9568AuraMasterDX 10 месяцев назад +52

      "The most pointless this so far."

    • @nemonobody88
      @nemonobody88 10 месяцев назад +54

      Her "enthusiasm" in the promotion of the movie is low-key funny.

    • @kenjifox4264
      @kenjifox4264 10 месяцев назад +30

      @@nemonobody88she couldn’t name 3 Spider-Man movies so she just made up titles on the fly. That was hilarious 🤣

    • @DEATH-THE-GOAT
      @DEATH-THE-GOAT 10 месяцев назад +30

      _"hold my Pepsi"_

    • @marckhachfe1238
      @marckhachfe1238 10 месяцев назад +4

      Indeed, who could have known that Echo was still not the most pointless thing that comes out of Marvel Phase #789? I'm fascinated to see how deep this can go. We are talking bottom of the Endless Stairs deep. Can you imagine the abominations that lurk down there, that have yet to be released to the public? ...shudder

  • @michaelm8852
    @michaelm8852 10 месяцев назад +227

    Marvel, where a cat can scratch an eye out but a bullet can't.

    • @taytortwat
      @taytortwat 6 месяцев назад +3

      Wasn't a cat, and aussie skrull dude knew that flerkin scratch was going to be particularly bad.

  • @TheRoflcer
    @TheRoflcer 10 месяцев назад +1722

    None of us may care for Echo, but we all will care for your video on it.

    • @MegaSpideyman
      @MegaSpideyman 10 месяцев назад +9

      I don't think you should say "we" as you don't speak for everyone.

    • @MatthewHoffmann-x7q
      @MatthewHoffmann-x7q 10 месяцев назад +77

      nah he speaks for me here @@MegaSpideyman

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 10 месяцев назад +50

      ​@@MegaSpideyman me three

    • @MegaSpideyman
      @MegaSpideyman 10 месяцев назад

      @@MatthewHoffmann-x7q Ok, but still not everyone.

    • @MegaSpideyman
      @MegaSpideyman 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@GeraltofRivia22 Alright, but still not everyone.

  • @derekdrake8706
    @derekdrake8706 10 месяцев назад +101

    Wouldn't photographic reflexes mean you could perfectly imitate someone's movements, not necessarily learn a new skill, much less do it better, or wouldn't even be physically capable of actually performing said skill? I could theoretically mimic the movements of a ballerina just by watching but I'd no doubt tear every muscle in my groin in the attempt.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 10 месяцев назад +25

      In the comics, yes, I think that's still a requirement for her. I don't think the show really cared about logic.

    • @BrettLane256
      @BrettLane256 10 месяцев назад +11

      That's at least how Task Master works.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 9 месяцев назад +9

      Some actors are such good mimics that they can look as if they actually have the golf swing of a pro golfer. Jim Caviezel played golfer Bobby Jones in a movie about him and just by watching film of him was able to copy his swing quite convincingly. So some superpowered character having a wider version of such abilities isn’t automatically silly, although it could be taken a bit too far if writers are inept.

  • @Tai_Fung
    @Tai_Fung 10 месяцев назад +926

    If the main character is going to look bored and annoyed throughout the whole show, no reason to blame the audience for looking the same way.

    • @TheLittlePlatoon
      @TheLittlePlatoon  10 месяцев назад +332

      Honestly, you’d think, given the character cannot speak, they’d have placed extra emphasis on hiring someone who can physically emote. But no.

    • @KuchiKopium
      @KuchiKopium 10 месяцев назад +77

      ​@@TheLittlePlatoonI didn't see "Able to Emote" on the SAG checklist....

    • @bethanywallace8575
      @bethanywallace8575 10 месяцев назад +64

      Lol. Right? I was on the fourth episode and I said out loud "EMOTE! PLEASE! "
      She looked like a bored teenager who finds everything uninteresting 90% of the time. The other 10% was Her looking like she smelled something unpleasant.

    • @Ligmaballin
      @Ligmaballin 10 месяцев назад +20

      I meannn not necessarily the case... John Wick looks bored and annoyed from getting chased 24/7 yet look how his movies turned out. A good character doesn't have to be charismatic or witty, a good character just needs to keep you engaged so you look forward seeing that character more.

    • @agiksf.8998
      @agiksf.8998 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@KuchiKopium Great response!

  • @bethanywallace8575
    @bethanywallace8575 10 месяцев назад +48

    You're my favorite.
    I love that u brought up the fact that it was weird for maya's mom to take Maya with her to store when Maya had a friend/cousin over. I remember watching that and thinking that made no sense.
    A mom would either leave both girls or take both girls, she wouldn't separate them. It's a small thing but it bothered me

  • @Robear538
    @Robear538 10 месяцев назад +747

    Wouldn't be surprised to find out that one of Maya's ancestors defeated the Predator in Prey

    • @TheLittlePlatoon
      @TheLittlePlatoon  10 месяцев назад +247

      I can confirm she is descended from Elizabeth Warren, yep.

    • @davemccage7918
      @davemccage7918 10 месяцев назад +126

      @@TheLittlePlatoonAs an Indigenous American myself, your offensive comment about Chief Grand Warren is absolutely hilarious, and don’t you ever apologize for it!

    • @johnnemo6509
      @johnnemo6509 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@NateLawful could be worse...could be a Siouxsie Sioux....I make no apologies for being old.

    • @newtpondskipper
      @newtpondskipper 10 месяцев назад

      Echo was the passenger​@@johnnemo6509

    • @mxvega1097
      @mxvega1097 10 месяцев назад +14

      @@TheLittlePlatoon In a stunning twist, David Midthunder plays one of the ancestors in Echo, and Amber Midthunder plays the mary sioux in Prey.
      Actually hardly surprising. Amber Midthunder was great in Legion, which is Marvel ish.

  • @ThreeEyedMonkeyMan
    @ThreeEyedMonkeyMan 10 месяцев назад +166

    "We learn Daredevil was watching-"
    You sure about that?

    • @DangerZone200
      @DangerZone200 10 месяцев назад +6

      hah...your funny

    • @IncredibleMet
      @IncredibleMet 10 месяцев назад +10

      Well, Echo heard him coming…

  • @austinwoods466
    @austinwoods466 10 месяцев назад +277

    "Being nothing special is quite special these days." Sad but true.

  • @porcelainchips6061
    @porcelainchips6061 8 месяцев назад +25

    My American Grandfather was deaf for 40 years before he died (made it to 95) and read lips. He never learned ASL because hearing aids could work for him. They weren't very effective, but between the ability of being able to hear something, anything at all, and reading faces he would just carry full-on conversations. Of course he watched for motions, gestures, that he needed to lower his voice and was able to swing his own voice-volume up and down. He was highly observant as a result of basically missing a sense more then half the time (he use to drive with the window down to get more feedback / able to look around more) and was fully-employed up until age 68 or something (took that sweet state retirement package, cracked open a beer and humbly took to watching sportsball with tv volume at maximum at all times, with hearing aids cranked to maximum).
    I mention all of this because even though this character is obviously different, with a different degree of deafness to deal with, I really feel like from all reviews so far that the production team really failed the character in not deciding how she coped with deafness. You can use technology, or not; you can read lips, or learn ASL or both but it really seems like this character doesn't quite have the right mix of methods to come off as believable. ASL is an uncommon language; it's not that you can't get by in life but it means you would need to compensate a lot to get around that language barrier and it doesn't sound like she implements a lot of alternative methods and instead OTHER characters always have to happen to meet her needs instead of her adapting to life challenges.

    • @theannamueller
      @theannamueller 3 месяца назад +2

      your 'reasoning' is based on your experience with one person, however, deafness constitutes way more than just the premise of 'she has to adapt to her surrounding'.
      you need to differentiate between people who lost their hearing later in life and someone being born deaf.
      only certain degrees of hearing disabilities can be assisted with a hearing aid. i encourage you to put on a standard hearing aid and i predict that it will drive you crazy, as in comparison to natural hearing it does not filter out surrounding noises but amplifies each and every sound to the same volume.
      your grandfather learned to speak and communicate, a deaf person has no concept of what their own voice sounds like respectively works and learning to not only speak but also a language are very difficult things, as is learning to read lips.
      asl is a way of communicating that gives deaf people the ability to communicate not only with their social circle, but also amongst each other. and yes, deaf people face challenges in everyday life, which can also be mirrored in a tv series.

    • @porcelainchips6061
      @porcelainchips6061 3 месяца назад +2

      @@theannamueller With all due respect, I believe you've assumed quite a bit without taking into account that I did not detail every single antidotal piece of knowledge for sake of brevity. Yes, ASL is an affective form of communication. My comment about ASL is in regards to the reality that it is an uncommon language outside of groups of individuals who must implement it. Because of that it is important to consider, when writing a fictional character meant to represent a "realistic" person with a disability, that most non-impaired hearing people are not going to be able to communicate fluidly via ASL.
      In regards to adapting and coping, I am speaking from the standpoint that if a character is taking on the role of someone who is highly pro-active and trying to get away with criminal/illegal activity... Then they have to adapt to the world they are going up against, instead of expecting that world to adapt to them. I will always applaud writers wanting to explore new types of characters, but it is a disservice (and often upsetting) thing when that adaptive give-and-take dynamic is removed and a highly unrealistic depiction replaces it. For many people struggling with issues, it can actually be quite upsetting to see a world that just bends over for a person with needs because it draws a very harsh contrast then against reality.

  • @YellowJeep
    @YellowJeep 10 месяцев назад +363

    "Big Chief Fair Use" is legend.

  • @anotherfro4266
    @anotherfro4266 10 месяцев назад +127

    Why couldn't Echo's mom heal her hearing with her ancestor magic healing power?

    • @TheLittlePlatoon
      @TheLittlePlatoon  10 месяцев назад +40

      Good question!

    • @lexnight8345
      @lexnight8345 10 месяцев назад +40

      ... wouldn't check the DEI boxes 🤣🤣🤣

    • @georgeray1906
      @georgeray1906 10 месяцев назад +9

      It could've been explained that the magic healing power cannot heal those that were born with injuries like deafness.

    • @dorn0531
      @dorn0531 10 месяцев назад

      Because many deaf people consider their disability to make them superior to others. No I don’t understand it either. The point is, they consider curing deafness to be a bad thing & so Marvel must virtue signal.

    • @terryhill5509
      @terryhill5509 10 месяцев назад

      Don't you know that they aren't "disabilities" anymore? They are differently abled and to suggest that they need "healing" is offensive and just what a colonizer would say! (And probably racist to boot)

  • @acedetective7280
    @acedetective7280 10 месяцев назад +220

    It’s funny. There’s a character called American Eagle that is a Navajo superhero in the Marvel comics universe. He’s pretty close powers-wise to Captain America. When he was first introduced back in the 80’s he wore a kinda garish costume that included a large feathered headdress. He was given an updated look in 2009 of a biker outfit with an optional eagle-shaped motorcycle helmet that fits more with a hero based out of the Arizona desert. The writer of the Thunderbolts book AE was appearing in, Warren Ellis, said he thought the old look was too stereotypical. Now, contrast this with what Echo’s wearing at the end. We have gone backwards.

    • @Marveryn
      @Marveryn 10 месяцев назад +41

      That does ask the question do writer really know what tribes actually wore the feather head dress?

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 10 месяцев назад +40

      @@Marveryn Wait, are you suggesting that the hundreds of tribes in North America are not interchangeable?

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly 10 месяцев назад +29

      @Marveryn
      Ridiculous, all demographics are monolithic how am I supposed to play victim of loose ancestral relationships to those who suffered before me when living in an era far removed from such times?

    • @christopherkelley1664
      @christopherkelley1664 10 месяцев назад

      @StarWarsomania As you know, just as all white people are a monolithic group, so are American Indians.

    • @countof3everybodyOD
      @countof3everybodyOD 2 месяца назад +2

      In all fairness though I think putting people in “traditional” dress if they’re that type of hero is cool. If it’s a Mexican superhero I don’t want them wearing a fuckin oom-pa hat and lederhosen

  • @nightmoves17
    @nightmoves17 10 месяцев назад +24

    Thanks, Platoon. I'm glad you were bored enough to write a nearly 3 hour script about Echo because I was bored enough to watch a nearly 3 hour video about Echo.

  • @jamie-fm6mx
    @jamie-fm6mx 10 месяцев назад +247

    'Trail of tears down her cheek' 'ooh is that too soon' you kill me LP, I literally LOL there.

    • @johndodo2062
      @johndodo2062 10 месяцев назад +2

      RUclips needs to start translating RUclips speak into actual English.
      The trail of tears line was hilarious.
      That was easier

    • @jamie-fm6mx
      @jamie-fm6mx 10 месяцев назад

      What the fuck are you on about retard? I used quotes to highlight which LP lines amused me. If you think that is not English and needs translation then it is you who has issues with understanding written English

    • @jamie-fm6mx
      @jamie-fm6mx 10 месяцев назад +17

      I used quotes to highlight which LP lines amused me. That is English not 'youtube speak' if you can't understand that it is you who has a problem with understanding written English.

    • @mikusoxlongius
      @mikusoxlongius 10 месяцев назад +28

      Her poor "Wounded Knee"...

    • @davemccage7918
      @davemccage7918 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@mikusoxlongiusBeat me by 1 second. Bastard…

  • @Raphentei
    @Raphentei 10 месяцев назад +63

    Kingpin using an interpreter is so unlike how he was previously characterized. In the daredevil show, he was shown to be very fluent in mandarin, able to maintain a quite elaborate conversation. He employed an interpreter for a while, but it was revealed to be just a ploy to seem less wise he actually is.

    • @TheLittlePlatoon
      @TheLittlePlatoon  10 месяцев назад +39

      I think he actually speaks a bit of ASL in the Hawkeye show. They just kinda forgot.

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 2 месяца назад +2

      Vincent D'Onofrio's characterisation of Kingpin in the Netflix shows was galaxies beyond what Marvel reduced him to.

  • @jim-bob3093
    @jim-bob3093 10 месяцев назад +271

    ASL interpreter for a crimelord is my new dream job

    • @TheLittlePlatoon
      @TheLittlePlatoon  10 месяцев назад +65

      You sure about that? Kingpin randomly kills his interpreters.

    • @jim-bob3093
      @jim-bob3093 10 месяцев назад +43

      @@TheLittlePlatoon ASL often includes giving everyone nicknames/name tag instead of spelling out their whole names. The memeibilty is worth the early grave.
      Also, love your work, you help me hold onto my santiy. Thank you!

    • @SoRePeSi
      @SoRePeSi 10 месяцев назад +32

      @@jim-bob3093 I was once told of a colleague of my relative's who was given the sign for breasts bc hers were very big and the most instantly recognizable thing on her, so 100% agree

    • @differssmith4434
      @differssmith4434 10 месяцев назад +2

      And freed her from the rest of this mess of boring 😅 ​@@TheLittlePlatoon

    • @Wyzai
      @Wyzai 10 месяцев назад +4

      *waves intimidatingly*

  • @daverobson3084
    @daverobson3084 10 месяцев назад +18

    Netflix Daredevil showed us a Kingpin who was , almost always, five steps ahead of his enemies.
    He had dirt on half of the powerful in New York, and paid off half of the other half.
    He was smart and prepared in the extreme.
    He had plans inside of plans and pivoted well when things went against those plans.
    Daredevil had to not only be on top of his game, but had to have competent allies to have half a chance of taking this man down.
    Echo defeats him with ease and 1/100th the effort.
    I guess he just loved her that much.
    Even though she was never mentioned in three seasons of Daredevil.

  • @dispositionguise7467
    @dispositionguise7467 10 месяцев назад +523

    The Kingpin from Daredevil would have learned sign language. He learned Japanese and Mandarin and then pretended he didn’t understand those languages in order to fool his adversaries. He would learn ASL out of respect for Maya. That just shows how much they effed his character.

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard 10 месяцев назад +40

      Yeah, but he would also have weird, halting monologues where the actor mispronounces words while the writers desperately try to sound "deep." They didn't fuck him that badly, he wasn't off to a great start to begin with.

    • @ShellyNel
      @ShellyNel 10 месяцев назад +91

      He would have learned it out of sheer paranoia.
      He would never tolerate anyone close to him communicating in a manner he could not understand.

    • @MustertheBrohirrim
      @MustertheBrohirrim 10 месяцев назад +41

      A criminal 'kingpin' should at least pick up key phrases in the languages he's expecting to be exposed to. They just don't care anymore. Characters are there to facilitate the girl bossing moments.

    • @JustaGuy_Gaming
      @JustaGuy_Gaming 10 месяцев назад +14

      There is also the massive plot of hole of writing. Seriously give her a white board and a dry erase marker.. or a tablet if it's available at the time of the show. A tablet with a text to speech option had to be way easier than a holographic hologram eye piece.
      But I agree he'd probably know at least enough of the language to get by. Even if he didn't "speak it" he could understand it.

    • @hunterthompson7605
      @hunterthompson7605 9 месяцев назад +15

      @@AJadedLizardcap, kingpin in daredevil was great. Reminded me of a younger, less experienced version of the kingpin from spider man the animated series. Cold, and Ruthless, yet very calculating. As someone else mentioned, very intelligent as well. Never showing all his cards, only letting his adversaries piece the puzzle together only when it’s too late to see the bigger picture. Always one step ahead, always spinning the public narrative in his favor, after we think the hero one ups him. But through all that he still has many glaring weaknesses, that he’s just so good at hiding nobody thinks he has any. But in reality he’s just a kid who got treated like crap his whole life, but now it’s his turn to make people suffer, now he’s king. The perfect antithesis for many hero’s who’ve had similar negative upbringing but choose to be better, choose to be hero’s. He instead chooses the worst route(the easiest).

  • @LordOfAllusion
    @LordOfAllusion 10 месяцев назад +31

    I want someone to do a subversion of the Ancestral Memory ability.
    “Ok, we are getting ready for the heist. What do you have to offer?”
    “Well, I am really good at farming, I can hunt with a spear or a sling, I speak Italian, Latin, German, and a dead Russian dialect, I can fix some American cars made between 1948 and 1980, and I can remove a limb with a rusty saw. Which one do you need?”

    • @gergelyritter4412
      @gergelyritter4412 7 месяцев назад +5

      That would actuall, make a fantastic story. You could make a comedy out of that, in ehich case it would most likely get a bit old after a while, but you could actuall, use this as a "normal" heist movie idea. You could have multiple such people be outcasts of sorts, who find each other due to their uniqueness. And then zhey could work together and work themselves up from a few petty crimes to the big leagues through clever use of their abilities.
      I mean, the farming one is pretty obvious. You hide your loot, right? Languages, especially dead ones, can be used quite well as a distraction. A sling could actually come in handy in a prolonged gun-fight, if our main characters run out of ammo. Afterall, small hard objects such as rocks can be found everywhere. The car guy is also pretty obvious. He has to fix a car. And for the saw guy, he would make for an excellent torturer/interrigator. Honestly sounds fun.

  • @Mettforce1
    @Mettforce1 10 месяцев назад +205

    The appeal of this channel is 50% informative opinion and 50% soothing voice.

    • @Dafuq-is-going-on
      @Dafuq-is-going-on 10 месяцев назад +15

      I fall asleep to the marvels 5h video every night.

    • @user-zq6sz2cr6g
      @user-zq6sz2cr6g 10 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@Dafuq-is-going-on
      If you're ever in a real hurry to fall asleep, watching the actual Marvels will knock you out in less than 5 minutes.
      Side effects from the film might include weird nightmares, and semipermanent trauma on waking up, though. Your current method seems much healthier.

    • @roronoadzoro9429
      @roronoadzoro9429 10 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Dafuq-is-going-onrandom film talk's rings of power videos are also great for falling asleep and there pretty funny as wel

    • @rojo1945
      @rojo1945 10 месяцев назад +2

      Yes him and mauler, both their voices give me serotonin 😊

    • @uglybad4
      @uglybad4 9 месяцев назад

      @@roronoadzoro9429 RFT is my absolute favorite second-screen channel at the moment

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 10 месяцев назад +14

    Maya's mother should have just said, like a normal person, 'well do it tomorrow'. Who the fuck goes shopping at night in the rain unless they're already on their way home?
    If the choccatawis had super powered women on the regular(which is likely considering there were only like, 12 of them originally), they would have ruled north america since with some strong men and super powered women, nothing could stop them. Healing powers, super strength, super aim would lead to an empire run by these women in a matriarchal society.

  • @Reishadowen
    @Reishadowen 10 месяцев назад +325

    Something that occurred to me as I watched this: if I were a native American and some Hollywood producer came to me asking to make a movie/tv show about my people & mythologies, I'd have no reason to trust them. Consider what Hollywood (western screenwriters) have done with our own mythologies: how they've betrayed, or race/gender/gay/trans-swapped characters and such. Even mythologies that we've created recently, like LOTR, Star Wars, comic books, etc.; we don't respect our own mythologies, so why should anyone else trust us to respect or represent theirs?

    • @TheLittlePlatoon
      @TheLittlePlatoon  10 месяцев назад +127

      That’s really the underpinning frustration in this video. Besides how pointless it is, and despite all the jokes, it’s that we’ve got yet another “diverse” character who simply isn’t a character, and yet more squandered mythology.

    • @Blaze4364
      @Blaze4364 10 месяцев назад +38

      This... My goodness, you're 100% right.
      Didn't realize quite how to phrase it, but that's exactly it.
      If we can't even respect ourselves and our own mythologies, and/or our own history, why would anyone expect us to respect theirs?
      FYI, I'm absolutely going to steal this when I talk with normies about similar topics in the future.

    • @vee-bee-a
      @vee-bee-a 10 месяцев назад +17

      Kudos, man. _This_ is the comment every‑one should be reading to further support Little Platoon's Echo re‑view.

    • @buntado6
      @buntado6 10 месяцев назад

      They would mostly leave it untouched anyways, because the only "care" about N. American history when there's a white guy they can blame for what happens. Doing anything set in America or Africa prior to European contact is anathema to them.

    • @cursethemountain
      @cursethemountain 10 месяцев назад

      Problem is most of the leadership of the native tribes have been all in on woke nonsense longer than Hollywood has.

  • @slaapt
    @slaapt 10 месяцев назад +28

    I'm pretty sure I mentioned this on an unlisted BSUP video, but I'll repeat it here:
    The representation of Choctaw culture is being a major player in a gang war, helping an assassin take over the drug and crime ring from the Kingpin. Such a great cultural moment.

  • @Lemon_Inspector
    @Lemon_Inspector 10 месяцев назад +286

    What a shame that the Marvel universe has nanotechnology but not laminated glass.

    • @mostlymagical3220
      @mostlymagical3220 10 месяцев назад +45

      I was thinking the same thing. The side windows are *safety* glass which is specifically engineered *not* to shatter into large chunks

    • @butters-vs-chaos
      @butters-vs-chaos 9 месяцев назад +15

      The joke is on us. The vehicle that crashed into them was carrying a trailer full of broken glass shards being sent for recycling!

    • @stephenprasad2300
      @stephenprasad2300 3 месяца назад +1

      we have bullet proof cars in real life can you afford 1 that would be the same logic no ones just giving shit away u might aswell ask why does poverty still exist with tony giving away free patons i guess no one tried to make food just weapons

    • @christopherbennett6571
      @christopherbennett6571 3 месяца назад +2

      @@stephenprasad2300 Because superhero movies/franchises isn't about helping people. It's about causing problems then being called a hero when you defeat the problem you caused.

    • @mushyroom9569
      @mushyroom9569 Месяц назад

      @@stephenprasad2300safety glass isn’t some sort of luxury feature. It’s standard issue in every car since the 50s. You’d have to pay significantly MORE to get a car with regular old non-safety glass.

  • @jackall-trades6149
    @jackall-trades6149 10 месяцев назад +10

    Yeesh. Naruto did the photographic reflexs better when Lee told Sasuke: "Just because you understand a move doesn't mean you have the physical ability to pull it off."

  • @Steroyd666
    @Steroyd666 10 месяцев назад +452

    "Marvel's Echo: The most pointless video I've ever made"
    ...so far.

    • @EyeOfMagnus4E201
      @EyeOfMagnus4E201 10 месяцев назад +7

      Don’t worry, it will get worse. Once the wings fall off, it’s only down from there.

    • @8ligh7
      @8ligh7 10 месяцев назад +7

      He's going to release a Madame Web video to top this pointless wreck of a show.

    • @osmanyousif7849
      @osmanyousif7849 10 месяцев назад +6

      The Acolyte: Allow me to introduce myself....

    • @deandrenicholas2545
      @deandrenicholas2545 9 месяцев назад +2

      Just thank God that he doesn't waste his time reviewing Steven Seagal movies, no matter how hilarious it would be.

  • @yetispaghetti48
    @yetispaghetti48 10 месяцев назад +22

    I'm Navajo, that being said I hate how Natives are being shown in all these shows in movies, not knowing how to act, with all this native pride and strong moments, but In person we are like everyone else. Can we make a show or movie without being some kind of stereotype. We are not better than anyone else. Love the reviews.

    • @pensandshakers
      @pensandshakers 3 месяца назад +2

      In ABQ, Natives blend in with everyone else. You would never know unless they told you or you knew the culture enough to recognize tribal jewelry/hairstyles. I guarantee you, the writers of native characters have never met an actual member of the Navajo tribes. This kind of close-minded basis on stereotyping is a dead-giveaway. These kind of people don't know the Cherokee from the Choctaw and couldn't tell you if a piece of jewelry was Zuni or Navajo if it came up and slapped them, but they'll lecture ordinary people on being respectful and gloat about their great representation.

    • @leileyaravencroft
      @leileyaravencroft 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@pensandshakersAre you expecting them to treat the Native people like everyone else? They still use the stereotypical "noble savage" in almost everything. I think the only reason that they treat certain Native actors the way that they do is because they don't know they are Native (Danny Trejo and Lou Diamond Philips comes to mind)

  • @dklwos8088
    @dklwos8088 10 месяцев назад +104

    Not only have you embraced the long, you’ve become the long; Mooler would be proud.
    This will give me something to watch this week on my breaks. Keep up the good work LONG Platoon, it is appreciated.

  • @julio_scissors
    @julio_scissors 10 месяцев назад +2

    Love it. You are the best at what you do on the Intarwebs.

  • @MajorSmurf
    @MajorSmurf 10 месяцев назад +312

    Echo at the start : Kills Kingpin I assume she had a motive
    Also Echo after discovering he is alive : Yeah but no I can heal him. I can change him. I can make him better.
    Me... The fuck. Don't they call that a toxic relationship?

    • @punishedmatteson7108
      @punishedmatteson7108 10 месяцев назад +41

      Dismal, er Disney Marvel is full of toxic relationships because that's all the writers know. Look at Shulk and Bruce Banner for instance.

    • @DangerZone200
      @DangerZone200 10 месяцев назад

      @@punishedmatteson7108 its also funny that all these shit shows were directed by women

    • @ScoutBostonAnonStuds
      @ScoutBostonAnonStuds 10 месяцев назад +6

      "I can fix him!"

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 9 месяцев назад +3

      The vast majority of Disney shows and movies nowadays thrive on toxic relationships. The most offensive part is the fake feminist message. Every woman in a Disney production is already perfect, she just needs to recognise it herself and take "responsability" . What does that mean : " stop trying to have a career or trying to change your position in the world, you don't need to. You are already perfect, now go back to your roots and found a large family. You should accept your responsabilities as a woman( bake cookies, make babies, stay at home). All men are toxic, but you can change them, it's your place to change them in fact. They also need you, because they are incompetent, so never ever leave them"

    • @JeremySayers38
      @JeremySayers38 6 месяцев назад

      ​@Eisenwulf666 I really don't know what you are seeing but the part where you say that women are influenced to raise a family and never leave their man is truly nonsense. If anything women are told being a mother will dilute them and men only exist to drag them down like lead weights tried to an angel. Women are being shown as overweight, unattractive, lazy and bullies. Looking like tom boys or slutting it on tik tok. And that is what I interact with on a daily basis
      The reason society is falling apart so quickly is because of modern woman and her choices politically, social and commercially.

  • @CBrown
    @CBrown 10 месяцев назад +11

    At this rate I fully expect Daredevil to have a flashback to his accident and gain some kind of chemical powers that manifest as glowing knuckles or something.

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus 9 месяцев назад +3

      Iron Fist already has the "glowing fist" as part of his look. Since it would be stupid to give Daredevil almost the exact same look I'm sure that's what Marvel Studios will do.

  • @awesomehpt8938
    @awesomehpt8938 10 месяцев назад +361

    Mary Sioux? lol what a pun!
    Hope no one Siouxs you for that!

    • @MrsMacLover
      @MrsMacLover 10 месяцев назад +9

      well played

    • @brundelfly1
      @brundelfly1 10 месяцев назад +10

      I was about to say, it was worth doing the video for that alone.

    • @Aravaganthus
      @Aravaganthus 10 месяцев назад +7

      Personally I thought it was a bit insensitive and tone-deaf

    • @5h0rgunn45
      @5h0rgunn45 10 месяцев назад +18

      RUclipsr makes a pun. Hilarity ensiouxs.

    • @SilenTide
      @SilenTide 10 месяцев назад +1

      Well done.

  • @marcelgardner8497
    @marcelgardner8497 10 месяцев назад +15

    Im pretty sure a child could get an ice cream cone whether if they were deaf or not. Its an ice cream cone!!

    • @SeventeenSeventySix
      @SeventeenSeventySix 10 месяцев назад +3

      Biden could.

    • @gergelyritter4412
      @gergelyritter4412 7 месяцев назад +2

      If you have money, all you have to really do is point at what you want. Especially with a thing like that. "I eonder why this little girl came up to my ice-cream stand? Mhm. She isnt saying anything. I should probably just send her away. Afterall, if she isnt saying anything, there is no way she could want ice-cream."

  • @williamhare4456
    @williamhare4456 10 месяцев назад +248

    A real shame that the show doesn’t show the danger for having a deaf assassin.
    I’m thinking a scene of Echo sneaking up on a target the music cuts out she slips and grabbing a temporary shelf to regain her balance. A stack of poorly placed glasses fall and shatter on the floor in silence with Echo none the wiser.
    But that would make Echo look weak.

    • @MajorSmurf
      @MajorSmurf 10 месяцев назад +78

      What you are asking for is for their hero to be able to overcome their inherent physical problem rather than embrace it and wield it as not a problem but a weapon. It's such a flaw of the modern writing that they think all humans are equal in all aspects. It's just not a reality that it is true. They can't show a deaf person having problems with their hearing because they see it as admitting to that reality.
      Like for example I think something that can't be understated is the ear and hearing by extension is a critical sense for fighting not just due to hearing your opponent coming but depending on what causes the deafness, fighting might be even harder as our sense of balance relies on organs in the inner ear. So in reality deaf people are more prone to fall over randomly or when they overexert themselves.

    • @QueamQuackers
      @QueamQuackers 10 месяцев назад +10

      Not a nitpick but it did make me wonder. Would the shattering make a big enough vibration for her to feel? Cus losing a sense generally sharpens other senses right?

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly 10 месяцев назад +31

      Or she misses the guard who doubles back and just follows behind her the whole time because she can’t hear his heavy footsteps and questions.

    • @saddlerrye6725
      @saddlerrye6725 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@QueamQuackers IRL, it depends I guess. If it hit the metal shelf, it might cause some vibration that she could feel as she's grabbing the shelf. If it just fell off and broke on the ground, I don't think so.
      In a superhero movie? It could totally be a thing.

    • @Can_O_Crayola
      @Can_O_Crayola 10 месяцев назад +28

      @@MajorSmurf It reminds me of a horror movie from a few years ago where the main character was a deaf woman in the midst of a home invasion situation where the killer had *realized* that she was deaf and took advantage of it.
      Her inability to hear things going on had actual, legitimate consequences, and in an early scene of the movie, her neighbor and friend *dies* screaming at the back door for help, with the main character completely oblivious to the killer's presence as he stared straight at her.

  • @SonicGirlsGeek
    @SonicGirlsGeek 10 месяцев назад +3

    As an aspiring writer, I find watching you to be the writing equivalent of being an amateur cook watching Kitchen Nightmares, and I love it

  • @mechaman7818
    @mechaman7818 10 месяцев назад +566

    "The English did not colonize these people just so we could learn to pronounce their names." This joke would get you branded a terrorist in Canada.
    "Mind you if this were in Canada, that might require a full on execution." That one would have got you JT's job.

    • @TheLittlePlatoon
      @TheLittlePlatoon  10 месяцев назад +122

      So I could rule the country as a terrorist?

    • @GH-ub7qz
      @GH-ub7qz 10 месяцев назад +24

      the choctaw did fine until Andrew Jackson made em take a walk, (needed land to payoff voters) never had much issue with settlers... enjoyed guns, steel tools, and slave labor on their plantations and farms

    • @Ryan-hz3eq
      @Ryan-hz3eq 10 месяцев назад +39

      @@TheLittlePlatoonwell JT did give a Nazi a standing ovation so yeah you could.

    • @Hollyclown
      @Hollyclown 10 месяцев назад +23

      “He’s out of line. But he’s got a point.”

    • @ThereIsAlwaysaWay2
      @ThereIsAlwaysaWay2 10 месяцев назад +11

      @@Ryan-hz3eq Copy/Paste --- Mitchell and Webb: "Are we the baddies?" --- on youtube and have a good laugh.

  • @MewGirlZ
    @MewGirlZ 10 месяцев назад +8

    No one cares about Echo, but I care about listening to your voice, good sir.

  • @vskane
    @vskane 10 месяцев назад +211

    “Receptionist and the Part-time Bad Guys” sounds like the worst death metal band ever.

    • @OsellaSquadraCorse
      @OsellaSquadraCorse 10 месяцев назад +14

      I do like "Cousin Bonnie and the Ambulances" though - that's a strong band name.

    • @cyrus2395
      @cyrus2395 10 месяцев назад +5

      "Part-Time Bad Guys" on its own goes kinda hard though

    • @jakublulek3261
      @jakublulek3261 9 месяцев назад +2

      I prefer "Echo & the Bunnymen". They really missed the trick to not include their musical cameo...

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv 27 дней назад +1

      Nah 90s local skate punk band

  • @ajanis95
    @ajanis95 10 месяцев назад +9

    I had been consistently hearing you say porn shop when you were probably saying pawn shop and i was even more confused over how infared cameras and bombs were being made.

  • @joesmutz9287
    @joesmutz9287 10 месяцев назад +213

    Echo annoys me on a worldbuilding level
    We have Winter Soldier with a robot arm since the 90s
    We have Iron Man with a robotic suit since the mid 00s
    We have Vulture and his entire thing
    Why then is Echo using a crappy 00s prosthetic when Kingpin could have bought a robotic limb from Hydra, Stark, or Vulture?
    Even modern prosthetics are better than that piece of junk
    Would have given her a boost in fighting capabilities too, making them more believable

    • @dannyknightblade4592
      @dannyknightblade4592 10 месяцев назад +45

      Yeah, a highly advanced robatic leg that has multiple weapons and could be programmed to operate even when it's removed from Echo/Maya's body would have been way cooler than what the writers went with.

    • @zawarudo1041
      @zawarudo1041 10 месяцев назад +30

      because with crappy old school prosthetic they can justify actress that doesnt have that much experience, its her first movie and she is not the best at action scenes

    • @tjroelsma
      @tjroelsma 10 месяцев назад

      Yeah, no. You see, those prosthetics must have been designed by "evil" men, so that's a big no-no. (this one probably also has been designed by a man but they choose to conveniently forget that).

    • @chay2887
      @chay2887 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@zawarudo1041it’s not a movie

    • @EyeOfMagnus4E201
      @EyeOfMagnus4E201 10 месяцев назад +37

      You’re assuming that the Echo writers actually paid attention to what earlier writers did in other movies?!

  • @victordavila9812
    @victordavila9812 10 месяцев назад +11

    I wouldn't be surprised if more people watched your video about echo than the show itself

    • @deandrenicholas2545
      @deandrenicholas2545 9 месяцев назад

      Pretty sure they have at this point. I never watched a single second of Echo

  • @HuffleRuff
    @HuffleRuff 10 месяцев назад +9

    ... that's not the Choctaw origins myth. The story begins at the sacred mound of Nanih Waiya where there was a cave nearby and the first people came out of that cave, lying on bushes to dry themselves in the sunshine (no idk why they weren't dry to begin with) before going out into the world and settling in distant lands. Other men followed after them and finding homes closer and closer to the cave. The last to emerge were the Cherokees, Creeks, Natchez, and other tribes. This next part is told differently, but one says the final group to leave were the Choctaw. Another says they migrated from far to the northwest back to Nanih Waiya, following the direction of a pole carried by a hopaii and the rising sun. In a third version, two brothers, Chahta and Chicksa, led the people to Nanih Waiya, but the group following Chicksa got lost for many years and later became the Chicksaws.

  • @DubiousMoniker
    @DubiousMoniker 10 месяцев назад +54

    “…a multiversal maelstrom of eye piss.” Its like Shakespeare

  • @shotgunjackalQ
    @shotgunjackalQ 6 месяцев назад +3

    Tech guy here.
    The IR camera thing is actually pretty simple. Digital cameras use an imager called a CCD (some use a CMOS but same thing for this case) that picks up light. The problem is it picks up ALL light which makes pictures washed out, which is fixed by using a filter that cuts out IR light. If you open up a camera you can remove the filter and done you have an IR camera.
    The thing is you need a source of IR light to really make use of it but you can use the camera to see though clothes, envelopes, window tinting etc.
    Usually you would replace the filter with a IR pass filter that blocks visible light for best results but its pretty simple to ghetto a solution from an old camera.

  • @jonathanyaloussa
    @jonathanyaloussa 10 месяцев назад +83

    Mary-Sioux 😂
    Platoon, you beautiful bastard.

  • @s3.14dervision
    @s3.14dervision 10 месяцев назад +2

    You put more effort and thought into the first 20 minutes of your critique of Echo than the showrunners into the entire series. Well done ❤

  • @krisomgwtf
    @krisomgwtf 10 месяцев назад +75

    I’m going to spend more time watching this video than I ever will Echo

    • @gergelyritter4412
      @gergelyritter4412 7 месяцев назад

      Thats not saying much, taking into account that most of us will never even seaech for it, let alone start watching it.

  • @Kyle-sr6jm
    @Kyle-sr6jm 10 месяцев назад +4

    "How much worse can it get?" -2024
    "You obviously learned nothing." -2019

  • @da-rj5cs
    @da-rj5cs 10 месяцев назад +45

    The confidence it would require to not change your legal name when it’s Chad Wonderbum is more than I could ever imagine having.

  • @sounghungi
    @sounghungi 10 месяцев назад +6

    Fun Fact: Nitrogen is required to make bombs and the formula and catalyst that we used for modern fertilizer nitrogen was initially created for bombs in WW1 in Germany.
    This is also why you will be put on a watch list if you purchase too much fertilizer too quickly.

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus 9 месяцев назад +2

      Nitrate not nitrogen. It was know that you could create ammonia nitrate from ammonia before the war but Germany was the first country to do it in on industrial scale.

  • @GeraltofRivia22
    @GeraltofRivia22 10 месяцев назад +88

    I haven't seen a single piece of new Star Wars or Marvel content since the Rogue One and yet I've gotten hours of entertainment from videos like these. I hope Disney never stops.

    • @mynameiswritinwater
      @mynameiswritinwater 10 месяцев назад +6

      yes... Little Platoons' vids where the critique has more informative content and value than the series being criticized

  • @bradleyscottt1773
    @bradleyscottt1773 10 месяцев назад +10

    I remember someone gave me the comic of her first appearance. I thought she was pretty cool because her main weakness was she couldn't do everything she saw and had to accommodate her body. So she watched featherweight boxers, and martial artists who had similar body types. If she saw someone do a split she couldn't just to a split, she had to be flexible enough to do a split.

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv 27 дней назад +1

      So she was like normal?

  • @steaksauce232
    @steaksauce232 10 месяцев назад +184

    "The Creature from the Black Studies Program" might be the best thing I've ever heard Christopher Lee say.

    • @TheLittlePlatoon
      @TheLittlePlatoon  10 месяцев назад +54

      It took so long to hunt down that old SNL episode but I think it was worth it!

    • @davemccage7918
      @davemccage7918 10 месяцев назад +10

      I think Lee was referring to that extra terrestrial that somehow coned it’s way into being the Mayor of Chicago.

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@davemccage7918 Are we talking about Beelejuice, or Black Vaush?

    • @DEATH-THE-GOAT
      @DEATH-THE-GOAT 10 месяцев назад

      ​​@@AJadedLizardThose are mere spawns from the eternal evil that roam the Kos-fucking-mos.
      Known here on Terra as *_"Cthulhu"_* 🦑

    • @davidh.4944
      @davidh.4944 10 месяцев назад +8

      Saturday Night Live, Season 3, Episode 15, from March 25, 1978.
      For those who might like to know.

  • @MikeiusOfficial
    @MikeiusOfficial 6 месяцев назад +1

    That Mary Sioux thumbnail is gold.

  • @masterclockwork4436
    @masterclockwork4436 10 месяцев назад +83

    "I'm the Avatar. Deal with it!"

  • @BullMooseFox
    @BullMooseFox 10 месяцев назад +3

    Absolutely rolling at the line "if its not a helicopter or missile I can't pronounce it". If not for the Army the majority of these tribes would have been forgotten long ago.

  • @Bassmunky26
    @Bassmunky26 10 месяцев назад +145

    As a fellow Mexican, we calls those types Cholos.

    • @CharlesUrban
      @CharlesUrban 10 месяцев назад

      Chavs, cholos, chuds...man, if you want to insult someone, call them something that starts with "ch". Must suck for people named "Charles."

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv 27 дней назад +1

      There used to be a pretty small gang called the Yolo Cholos when I used to live in Sacramento

  • @DuneStone6816
    @DuneStone6816 10 месяцев назад +4

    Small point of disagreement: Maya didn't want to get the cops involved because she herself is a criminal with a lot of blood on her hands, and she has no intention of walking away from that life. She wasn't willing to risk getting herself in trouble by calling the authorities.

  • @OcarinaSapphr-
    @OcarinaSapphr- 10 месяцев назад +54

    As an Australian- I appreciated your football rant.
    Also- just because _she_ can't hear the cutting- doesn't mean the guards near the truck won't...

    • @matthewmosier8439
      @matthewmosier8439 10 месяцев назад +1

      My problem is this: Football is probably what the kid who invented soccer called it the whole first week after he made up the game.
      It's too obvious. To me it actually draws attention to the question, "Why are adults going crazy in stadiums over this?"
      At least in American football or, say, ice hockey, the name of the sport is "mysterious" enough to hide the simplicity of the entertainment

    • @jacquelineking5783
      @jacquelineking5783 10 месяцев назад +1

      Personally it isn't our fault we are smart enough to play contact sports with padding. I will agree the name is not correct.

    • @matthewmosier8439
      @matthewmosier8439 10 месяцев назад

      @@jacquelineking5783 Rugby guys would get destroyed on an NFL field. Guys are huge in American football and their collisions can still injure them through the safety gear.
      The notion that rugby, as backyard rough-and-tumble fighting as it may be, is "more physical" than modern football, is completely a narrative.

    • @gemh89
      @gemh89 10 месяцев назад

      ​@jacquelineking5783 I'm pretty sure American football outstrips rugby when it comes to all types of injury, particularly concussive brain diseases tho

    • @OcarinaSapphr-
      @OcarinaSapphr- 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@gemh89
      Which seems rather ironic, no?

  • @MaxTale
    @MaxTale 10 месяцев назад +4

    I thought the Mary Sioux from the thumbnail was in reference to the character from Youjo Senki. Who happens to be my favorite take on the Mary Sue archetype for making her a typical Mary Sue to the world she's in but the antagonist to our main character and showing how vile a Mary Sue can be to people that doesn't fall into her "everyone loves her" bubble.
    Took me a minute to understand the intended pun but then it got a chuckle out of me anyway.

  • @weswolever7477
    @weswolever7477 10 месяцев назад +64

    Chad Wonderbum …. Sounds like the star of a series of 70’s adult movies designed for a particular audience

    • @grantstratton2239
      @grantstratton2239 10 месяцев назад +2

      Yes and every time he said "Pawn Shop" I thought for the life of me he was talking about another kind of shop. (Didn't help I was listening in the background and didn't see any of the scenes that contain the Pawn shop).

  • @boltvanderhuge8711
    @boltvanderhuge8711 10 месяцев назад +7

    It's really strange how this show acts like being deaf is basically the same as walking around with your fingers in your ears.

  • @mesasavage
    @mesasavage 10 месяцев назад +86

    Or as I like to call it, "Dances with Sterotypes"

  • @brettdouglas3433
    @brettdouglas3433 10 месяцев назад +2

    It may be pointless, but I think this is one of your best. Absolutely brilliant

  • @insrtcowjoke
    @insrtcowjoke 10 месяцев назад +37

    Mary Sioux?
    Well played, sir. Well played.

  • @kylefrank638
    @kylefrank638 10 месяцев назад +3

    "We got Michael Giacchino to compose like six piano notes for our new intro!"
    We've entered actual-Glass-Onion-universe.

  • @cathysdeadgoldfish5646
    @cathysdeadgoldfish5646 10 месяцев назад +52

    The Andy Griffith Show did the dead bird episode over 50 years ago. Little Opie kills a bird with a slingshot, and his father Andy helps a crying and remorseful Opie deal with the consequences of his actions.

    • @Dafuq-is-going-on
      @Dafuq-is-going-on 10 месяцев назад +1

      I remember, my ass cried when he tossed the bird.

  • @thesaucemaker1319
    @thesaucemaker1319 10 месяцев назад +5

    Food n' Stuff. Where i buy all my food, and most of my stuff.

  • @5h0rgunn45
    @5h0rgunn45 10 месяцев назад +53

    So the ancestors only intervene when they feel they're needed? I guess they didn't feel needed when the Choctaw were forcibly resettled to Oklahoma. Or during the wars with the Comanches while they were there. Or the wars with the Chickasaw and Creeks before the move to Oklahoma. I mean, you could argue that none of that has any direct relevance to the show, but this is a story that's supposed to be grounded, a story in which the ancestors have a deep connection to the present, and it's one that's supposed to take place in a near-future Earth, where history as we know it is largely untouched. As such, I argue that history like what I mentioned above IS relevant. It should be respected, not completely broken by the addition of what TLP has aptly called universe-breaking powers.
    That said, I don't mind the idea of magic only being inherited through the female line. The Choctaw traditionally used matrilineal inheritance, meaning that children were born into their mother's family and property was inherited through the female line. The show could've integrated that into the magic system by pointing out that magical powers are passed down matrilineally. Alas, it seems Echo is yet another in a long lineup of soulless corporate media pieces that seek profit by wearing the skin of a minority culture without digging into it and viewing the world, and its own worldbuilding, through that cultural lens.

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 10 месяцев назад +1

      The Choctaws (and Chickasaws) actually agreed to be paid off for the move to Oklahoma; they weren't forcibly resettled... although the Cherokee example proves that they would have been had they pressed the issue.

    • @5h0rgunn45
      @5h0rgunn45 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@boobah5643 You could be right, but given the Cherokee example you mentioned, I don't think it counts as an uncoerced decision on the Choctaw's part. I'd also need to know the details of how the negotiations took place, given the Creek example. One Creek chief agreed to removal on behalf of his entire nation, but didn't have the authority to do so. His fellow Creeks executed him for it.

    • @OsellaSquadraCorse
      @OsellaSquadraCorse 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@5h0rgunn45 Very similar with the Choctaw which is why the tribe split in two - those who refused to move (and remain in Mississippi) and those who were moved to the Oklahoma reservations. The Oklahoma tribe lay claim to the history of 'true' Choctaw, it seems. And 'coincidentally' cooperated with Disney on the Echo series and seem to have scrubbed those other parts of their history from the history they project now. Not sure here that all of the propaganda/blame lies with Disn'tney.

    • @5h0rgunn45
      @5h0rgunn45 10 месяцев назад

      @@OsellaSquadraCorse I figured it was something like that

  • @truepotential206
    @truepotential206 10 месяцев назад +3

    Kingpin healing a gun shot from point blank to the skull over a few days has cemented him as the strongest human villain ever. 🤣

  • @Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets
    @Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets 10 месяцев назад +46

    The windshield should have shattered into tiny bits, since they've used that safety glass for decades at this point

    • @james3876
      @james3876 10 месяцев назад +4

      Without knowing what your referencing exactly, windshields aren't made out of safety glass. They use a laminated piece of plastic sandwiched between two glass panes glued to it for safety. Otherwise a bouncing rock might shatter your whole windshield instead of just crack it.
      The backs and sides are safety glass, not the windshield.

    • @cordovalark5295
      @cordovalark5295 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@james3876 Driver windshields have been required to safely shatter into small pieces since the late 1930's. While the passenger windows etc. since the 1950's. It is a beyond stupid premise made by lazy ass writers.

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@cordovalark5295 Presumably these are people not only profoundly ignorant about cars, but modern entertainment. I cannot count how many times I've seen scenes where someone smashes a car window to get at the people inside and it shatters into glass pebbles.

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​​@@cordovalark5295The side windows have tempered glass that shatters into small pieces but windshields are laminated glass. There's a polymer between pieces of glass that prevents the glass from falling apart even after it breaks. The polymer is the reason windshields break in a spider-web pattern and don't shower the people in the car with glass when they break.

  • @jdoss3582
    @jdoss3582 10 месяцев назад +1

    Glad you're back, I've been craving more relaxing listening content from your eloquent voice

  • @TheEclecticGoat
    @TheEclecticGoat 10 месяцев назад +52

    If the person you are planning to trust above all is deaf, wouldn’t a smart criminal just learn sign language himself?

    • @josephsalmonte4995
      @josephsalmonte4995 10 месяцев назад +3

      Stop thinking. It ruins your movie watching experience 😂

    • @TheEclecticGoat
      @TheEclecticGoat 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@josephsalmonte4995 Most movies ruin my movie watching experience these days so...

  • @abhijithis9424
    @abhijithis9424 10 месяцев назад +2

    46:34 KingPin went from "If you say his name , better to kill yourself coz otherwise he ll kill everyone you love" To advertising his name every chance he got lol

  • @barryevans6089
    @barryevans6089 10 месяцев назад +30

    The elder couple are exactly the same two actors from Dances with Wolves, as man and wife, again lol

    • @johndodo2062
      @johndodo2062 10 месяцев назад +1

      That's creepy in a way

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@johndodo2062 Not as bad as Elizabeth Olsen and Aaron Taylor Compton playing siblings in the MCU and a married couple in Godzilla.

  • @itsliqs
    @itsliqs 10 месяцев назад

    The best thing about new Disney media is getting new videos from you on it. The humor in this video is especially on point my man.

  • @grubslekcin
    @grubslekcin 10 месяцев назад +72

    Anyone else disturbed by the fact that the orgin story they told in this disaster isn't the actual origin story for the Chactaw?

    • @shj2783
      @shj2783 10 месяцев назад +19

      I wondered about that because it didn't feel authentic...but admittedly didn't care enough to look it up

    • @MajorSmurf
      @MajorSmurf 10 месяцев назад +35

      Writers researching? Talking to those of the local culture? Exploring ancient texts and other references?
      What year do you think this is? We don't do that here.

    • @weswolever7477
      @weswolever7477 10 месяцев назад +27

      The real Choctaw origin story probably wasn’t inclusive enough, so they corrected it 😊

    • @LeoneLaTwerk2
      @LeoneLaTwerk2 10 месяцев назад +6

      The only thing that was remotely referenced was that they originated emerged from an earth mound Nahni.

    • @scionofdorn9101
      @scionofdorn9101 10 месяцев назад

      What? You mean white, Californian college grads working in Hollyweird can’t be bothered to actually KNOW anything about their token checkbox peoples?
      I’m shocked, shocked…well, not that shocked.

  • @doggodproductions2259
    @doggodproductions2259 10 месяцев назад +5

    The biggest waste in this whole show, aside from using Kingpin as some kind of weird simpleton, was having Dave Porter do the music.
    I mean, fucking hell, Dave Porter did all the music for Breaking Bad & Better Call Saul, you can even hear his very unique touch in certain parts of this dumb show, but his music was mostly wasted on trying to make boring scenes feel "edgy" (to no avail).
    It also would've been much cooler if they'd kept Echo's Native heritage tied to the Blackfeet tribe, like in the comics, but Disney wanted to pander to the biggest number of natives as possible, so they changed her to being Choctaw. The Choctaw are probably the largest population of natives living in the US, they run casinos and shit, they weren't exactly known for being a "warrior tribe".
    There are something like 200,000 Choctaw in the US, but there are only around 20,000 Blackfeet.
    I'm sure that change was made so Disney could pull from a larger demographic of natives to cast from, rather than the relatively tiny Blackfeet population.
    From what I know of the Blackfeet tribes, they *were* a full-on "warrior tribe", which is unfortunately, one of the reasons there are so few of them left.
    With competent writing, having the whole "reconnect with her native heritage" thing could've actually been at least *somewhat* interesting if it was connected more with the Blackfeet, rather than Choctaw.
    I actually remember reading something from the guy who created the comic version of Echo (who was a straight up assassin for ages), that he rooted her in the Blackfoot tribe because of their status as hunters and warriors who would fight brutally to protect their land, and he had read accounts of the Blackfoot nation being referred to as "barbarians", which he thought best suited what he wanted to do with Echo as a comic character (I'm not saying they were actually 'barbaric', but the creator of the character wanted Echo to start off like a 'totally unhinged' version of Elektra, and felt tying her to that specific tribe made more sense than coming from a peaceful tribe, which is exactly what the Choctaw tribe is).
    When I think of the modern-day Choctaw tribe, it's literally all just casinos and oil money.
    I mean, hell, my parents live in Texas, and they travel up to Choctaw territory in Oklahoma every month or so to go to the "Choctaw Casino" (yes, it's literally just called the 'Choctaw Casino', it's enormous and only one of many). Whereas, I've never once heard of a "Blackfoot Casino".
    Portraying the Choctaw as these incredibly spiritual people just seems a little disingenuous to me, especially cause they really seem to love capitalism. Not that they can't be spiritual and love money, but I think anyone reading this knows what I'm trying to say.
    The Choctaw have always been known as one of the "5 Civilized Tribes", because they never went to war with the colonists.
    Those flashbacks would've been way more interesting if they were portraying ancestors from an actual warrior-tribe.
    Even if they still wanted to change it, they could've gone with the Comanche tribe, they were brutal, and they could've actually put that "TV-MA" rating to use with flashbacks of Comanche or Blackfoot having conflicts with colonists *and* other natives.
    Plus, with the Comanche or Blackfoot tribes, they could've used a far more interesting backdrop than freaking Oklahoma, which is mostly just flat and depressing.
    The Blackfeet were based more towards the Northern-Central parts of the US and Canada, alot were based around Montana, a way more interesting area to set a series than Oklahoma.

  • @reginaphalange9417
    @reginaphalange9417 10 месяцев назад +22

    Netflix' Daredevil (and Jessica Jones, The Punisher...) was "grounded and character driven" several years before, but with a good writing and character development, and we won't have that anymore with Disney

  • @wolfsruhm
    @wolfsruhm 10 месяцев назад +3

    the thing about the glass shard: Car windows are made of special glass, for ages by now, that does not leave huge dagger like shards, but breaks downinto tinny tiny splinters, that at best scratch your skin, or if you very unlucky, may damage your eyes or the insides of your mouth. And neither car in the crash looks old enough NOT to have this kind of glass installed
    Aunt Edith says: Also since when do RPGs have a timed fuse? aren't they supposed to be Heat warheads, that are triggered by impact? Which also makes the whole: use a RPG against a crowd of people, rather moot, but since when did Hollywood ever get weapons right?

  • @BlocKoopa
    @BlocKoopa 10 месяцев назад +46

    If I was Native American, I think I’d be offended that they made her power generic ancestor magic instead of something actually unique and interesting. It feels like they just took one of the most obvious Indian stereotypes and made it her superhero ability.

    • @christopherkelley1664
      @christopherkelley1664 10 месяцев назад +2

      I would be okay with taking a classic American Indian skill amd amplifying it. Someone with absurdly good tracking skills could be interesting. But they have no restraint and it would also have to somehow have martial arts or energy beams involved.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 10 месяцев назад +3

    1:41:36 *Christopher Lee with a mustache is as cursed as the monsters he once portrayed.*

  • @richardharrison4762
    @richardharrison4762 10 месяцев назад +34

    Car Windshields don’t shatter into pieces, they fracture. I once watched a man slamming a sledgehammer into a car windshield over and over for ages and the best he could do was try to peel it away like plastic after it had fractured completely. He eventually gave up.

    • @Knirin
      @Knirin 10 месяцев назад +3

      Well, how old is the car? The laminate safety windshield only became mandatory in the late 1970s. The side windows were also plate glass until then as well. Rural Oklahoma has a lot of older cars.

    • @richardharrison4762
      @richardharrison4762 10 месяцев назад

      @@Knirin While it is strange for me to think about a mother driving her child around in a vehicle without safety windshields, I can see a logic in not needing the extra protection in a rural area (if we are to assume that the family can’t afford a newer car) - no other traffic around, driving slow through wooded areas, and driving slow and cautious while in the populated area where the hot chocolate shop would be… but that does open a whole new can of worms! Because they DID end up in a high speed accident with another vehicle! You would think that a road accident in a rural area without brakes would be more likely to be sliding down an embankment if they couldn’t slow down in time? I mean if you were to deliberately cut the breaks of their car, that’s what you would be planning to achieve? Because you can’t rely on another vehicle being involved like on a highway? But I guess it’s easier to film and communicate to the audience that a car accident has happened to have a static shot of an oncoming vehicle driving towards the camera, cut to black.

    • @absolutechaos13
      @absolutechaos13 10 месяцев назад +9

      ​@Knirin it might not have been regulated until the 70's but safety and tempered glass was in wide use in the automotive industry way before that. Killing your customers because a rock hit their windshield at highway speeds is generally bad publicity.

    • @matthewmosier8439
      @matthewmosier8439 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@absolutechaos13People tend to forget that cars had some pretty great tech back in the day. Jet cars, push button start, etc.
      The idea that adding screens and computers was the start of safety or even features in general, is a bit misguided

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@matthewmosier8439 I mean, I’m of the opinion that every screen and computer you add is a step backwards in terms of a “safety” feature…

  • @OsellaSquadraCorse
    @OsellaSquadraCorse 10 месяцев назад +3

    I do love the fact that the dismissed "lame" (oh, that word in the context of a one-legged assassin..) powers of Echo from the comics are... also the powers of Shang-Chi's sister; around which an entire Marvel movie was based.

  • @vskane
    @vskane 10 месяцев назад +16

    Platoon, your video has been out for just over an hour and has nearly twelve thousand views. You’re doing better than the actual show - so not a complete waste of time.

  • @TheCapedWanderer
    @TheCapedWanderer 10 месяцев назад +5

    “I am Chief Runs-with-Premise. And this is my son, Premise-Running-Thin.”
    I haven’t yet heard the quote, I’m just assuming you used it in here somewhere.

  • @silentandcliche
    @silentandcliche 10 месяцев назад +15

    Another one Platoon watched so I don't have to. The hero we need.

  • @neilthomas2952
    @neilthomas2952 10 месяцев назад +3

    Anyone else notice that the hammer in the box is not the hammer used to kill his father? Hammer in the box is a ball pein. But the hammer in the flashbacks is a claw hammer. Bit of a continuity error me thinks.
    Top vid again Platoon 👌

  • @FittedSheet2000
    @FittedSheet2000 10 месяцев назад +78

    Other than Kingpin and the ONE DareDevil cameo, theres literally nothing that connects this show to the MCU

    • @bo7341
      @bo7341 10 месяцев назад +16

      Which would actually be fine IF it was a good show on its own. See:Andor

    • @tanishambrowne1137
      @tanishambrowne1137 10 месяцев назад +4

      Its such pathetic attempt to bait people and didnt work all it did ruin King pin character and Daredevil becoming more punching bag

    • @_aiko020
      @_aiko020 10 месяцев назад +1

      It's because it wasn't well advertised. And you could say the same thing about Shang chi and moonknight, that doesn't mean they weren't great. I gave echo a chance even though I knew nobody gave a damn about it, until I remembered from that one trailer that she's actually deaf and it made me really love the show.

    • @quidproque76
      @quidproque76 10 месяцев назад

      @@_aiko020you love it because she’s deaf?

    • @josephsalmonte4995
      @josephsalmonte4995 10 месяцев назад

      My god your standards are low. ​@@_aiko020

  • @SRow_Plays_Games
    @SRow_Plays_Games 10 месяцев назад +5

    Her super power is very confusing. If she can learn to shoot arrows as good as hawk eye by watching a. 30 second clip couldn't she use this to massively change her life. Eg learn to be a poker master or learn predictive analysis or trading. Learn to be a actress or singer or athlete. Also where's the limit. If she sees thirty seconds of stark then can see build an iron man suit or learn magic. I mean the scope feels trivial and stupid given she doesn't use it but it feels OP

  • @TheRetroManiac
    @TheRetroManiac 10 месяцев назад +7

    I find it fascinating these days that when it comes to marvel movies and shows, I have zero interest in them and find the idea of watching them as fun as watching grass grow. However when it comes to watching your videos discussing them I find them a great thing to listen to while working. Keep up the great work.

  • @moiragreyland
    @moiragreyland 10 месяцев назад +4

    It would have been a better show if she merely believed she had those superpowers, and had to deal with the consequences of not having them, while unshakeably believing she did.

    • @SolarisKane
      @SolarisKane 10 месяцев назад

      Better, but still boring.

  • @RydarkVoyager
    @RydarkVoyager 10 месяцев назад +19

    Why did the producers take 2 of the more interesting character actors from Dances With Wolves (Graham Greene - Oneida heritage, and Rose Marie "Tantoo" Cardinal - Cree heritage), and make them non-contributing (and boring) dead-wood fillers in this show? Won't blame them for taking the money, but Dakota Johnson (also took the money) fired her agent for getting her into Madame Web, so there is a hint of what they might do. In any case, these two actors weren't hired for their acting chops, but one might suspect the producers wanted to check off a box somewhere.

  • @therealdeal3866
    @therealdeal3866 10 месяцев назад +1

    Wonderful breakdown as usual. Please allow me to ease the pain of having to pay for Disney Plus to get this piece of shit by giving you the equivalent price of such a month of… I don’t think “entertainment” is the right word.
    It’s awesome to see you back in the new year. Welcome to 2024. May it be profitable for you!

  • @realistic_delinquent
    @realistic_delinquent 10 месяцев назад +10

    I saw “Mary Sioux” in the FNT comment section and i’m SO glad it caught on!

  • @NateTheScot
    @NateTheScot 10 месяцев назад

    Holy crap how was that almost 3 hours? It felt like a 30 minute video! Kudos sir, i was thoroughly entertained and engaged throughout. Absolutely not a pointless video. I appreciate you bringing up the valid positives that they at least ATTEMPTED in comparison to the usual dreck we get from marvel/disney writing.

  • @xManzi
    @xManzi 10 месяцев назад +10

    Imagine being someone whos first contact with Kingpin was in Echo... And you never saw it in Daredevil... And someone though that was a good idea, and some other one signed for funds to be asigned to that project.

  • @Aivottaja
    @Aivottaja 10 месяцев назад +4

    I think I feel really bad for Vincent D'Onofrio.