The Acolyte Was a Piece of S***

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024

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  • @SpammytheHedgehog
    @SpammytheHedgehog 27 дней назад +1022

    "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent." *- Qui-Gon Jinn*

    • @domm6812
      @domm6812 27 дней назад +27

      Sums up Leslye Headland

    • @swamp1138
      @swamp1138 27 дней назад +3

      "We must secure the existence of our people" - R2D2

    • @dankgankster4100
      @dankgankster4100 27 дней назад +7

      "I'm a pOwErFuL lEaDeR.. yaaass YAAASS"

    • @joshuahenderson3444
      @joshuahenderson3444 27 дней назад +1

      Thats Lesley Headland for ya

    • @jeffreyspinner5437
      @jeffreyspinner5437 27 дней назад +3

      @@domm6812 If you try to listen to her ramble on in any interview she comes off incoherent, inconsistent and bizarre... it reminds me of patients on various psych cocktails including anti-psychotics, anti-depressants and benzos... with an adderall chaser. Then again, late at night, when I got those bf called for their gfs acting weird, it could just be her using weed spiked with PCP... Headland Eggs reminds me of those rambling women in my ambulance on my overnights.

  • @christaylor7079
    @christaylor7079 27 дней назад +940

    Obi Wan gave me cancer and Acolyte finished me off. This comment was written from beyond the grave

    • @lorij3786
      @lorij3786 27 дней назад +16

      Hi O from the great beyond, hopefully in the next few years I shall join you, thankfully my medical issues are killing me and I was stupid enough to watch these crap shows, otherwise I would have been dead too..
      Thank you for the laughter today

    • @yaboiportch
      @yaboiportch 27 дней назад +21

      I can see this message, so you presumably didn't go to Heaven. That sucks bro.

    • @christaylor7079
      @christaylor7079 27 дней назад +28

      @@yaboiportch of courses there’s RUclips access in Hell. Where do you think it came from originally?

    • @Maybeabandaid9
      @Maybeabandaid9 27 дней назад +15

      F's in the chat for Chris.

    • @keiseanb1
      @keiseanb1 27 дней назад +4

      Rest easy brother 😞🙏

  • @mmm-sm8gv
    @mmm-sm8gv 27 дней назад +395

    I don't care what they teach you in school, Anakin blew up the Death Star.

    • @basedelon
      @basedelon 22 дня назад +12

      It's a reflection of myself.

    • @gamervet4760
      @gamervet4760 21 день назад +4

      It happened over 100 million years. Think about it.

    • @Lenuas
      @Lenuas 20 дней назад +9

      Did your grandma tell you that?

    • @ronald220964
      @ronald220964 16 дней назад +3

      They had it coming . They blew up planet. Nobody remembers that .

  • @visualcoco
    @visualcoco 27 дней назад +785

    "Frozen meets Kill Bill" was NEVER a good pitch, LOL

    • @Disinterested1
      @Disinterested1 27 дней назад +9

      worst part
      it flew!!! wtf!

    • @dontbeorbeevil
      @dontbeorbeevil 27 дней назад +24

      I am really confused by what she said there because it felt like she just cruises through random movies and ideas doing this show.

    • @IsaiahWayne2104
      @IsaiahWayne2104 27 дней назад +6

      @@visualcoco That sums it up. 🗡❄

    • @Kyle-sr6jm
      @Kyle-sr6jm 27 дней назад +39

      When you understand that Headland saw Frozen as an incestuous lesbian love story "Frozen meets Kill Bill" makes sense.

    • @victorcates9330
      @victorcates9330 27 дней назад +4

      It's a weird pitch. Maybe babbling enthusiastically and stringing together different existing properties can baffle an executive. But given the cited budget, it needs to be a pitch SOOOOO good that you can hand the reins of a multi billion dollar franchise over to someone who is - in genre terms - an absolute newbie, and then not add oversight. For instance, telling them, we'll give you X million for a writing process and you see the rest when we see a finished script. Unless Headland was able to hire people who were super green (or who were her friends), it seems weird that there was no grizzled veteran on hand looking around, frowning, thinking "This seems.... messy." Maybe the accountant is standing in the corner looking confused and thinking "Why is the acting so bad? Why would you hire Carrie Anne Moss and barely use her? If I speak up I'll probably get fired."
      If the budget is remotely accurate, then 180 million dollars isn't something where you can say "I guess that kind of got away from us". THe pitch is the initial filtering process. But you have dozens of additionally checks and points at which you can add quality controls.

  • @BruvahSulaiman
    @BruvahSulaiman 27 дней назад +292

    When you are morally bankrupt, it's difficult to write characters who aren't just as morally bankrupt.

    • @belegur8108
      @belegur8108 26 дней назад +26

      gues the saying "You can only write characters as intelligent as yourself" also applies to morality...

    • @RRRRRRRRR33
      @RRRRRRRRR33 17 дней назад +13

      Strangling your adoptive father is "cathartic", lol it's so bizarre and freaky, in the end I just laughed

    • @j-mc5201
      @j-mc5201 10 дней назад

      Ohhh yes that’s right LESLIE set up R*** Dates for Harvey

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 27 дней назад +562

    Never forget that on average an EPISODE of this show cost more to make than Godzilla Minus One

    • @OsloTime
      @OsloTime 27 дней назад +27

      😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 They may as well have used an industrial shredder or burned the money. What a waste!

    • @RobertVistal-jp2cw
      @RobertVistal-jp2cw 27 дней назад +9

      They went for quality instead of quantity, but the quality went all to the visuals instead of the writing

    • @jeffreyspinner5437
      @jeffreyspinner5437 27 дней назад +6

      Godzilla Minus One real male portrayal still was woke. It had a man that supported another man's son and wife with no benefit for himself. Perfect presentation of another beta male. Nothing in life is free, except in cinema I guess.

    • @GIBBO4182
      @GIBBO4182 27 дней назад +41

      @@jeffreyspinner5437 has nothing to do the with the point about the budget, but I suppose you’ve got it off your chest now 👍

    • @josspa93
      @josspa93 27 дней назад +20

      @@GIBBO4182he must’ve hurt his back reaching for that 😂

  • @a_lost_one
    @a_lost_one 27 дней назад +452

    Friendly reminder that Occupational Safety and Health Administration walks off, hand-in-hand, with the person who unalived all her friends after choking TO DEATH the only father figure in her life who wanted nothing but her safety and well-being.

    • @domm6812
      @domm6812 27 дней назад

      Yea. The morality of this show is just utterly f*cked. There is no complication or greyness. That kind of writing would take more intelligence than Leslye Headland has. She is genuinely too stupid to see that her characters aren't complex ....they're just awful.

    • @Nartanek
      @Nartanek 27 дней назад

      BuT He WaS mIsOgNiSt BeCaUsE hE aCcEpTeD hIs FaTe AnD dEnIeD hEr ThE cHoIcE
      Or something, i'm not fluent enough in retarded.

    • @deviousdelibird
      @deviousdelibird 27 дней назад +50

      Who says romance is dead?! ❤
      🙄
      This show's ridiculous.

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 27 дней назад +70

      I loved how The Little Platoon's video where he literally called her Occupational Safety and Health Administration every single time for the entire hour+ long video.

    • @albatross4920
      @albatross4920 27 дней назад +42

      Stunning and brave female character
      .. I guess 🙄😒🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @daniell1483
    @daniell1483 27 дней назад +190

    The script inconsistency was monstrous. As morally bankrupt as it can get.

  • @TexanWarEagle
    @TexanWarEagle 27 дней назад +414

    Disagree. This show was a great commercial for an extended writers strike.

    • @jacquelineking5783
      @jacquelineking5783 27 дней назад +29

      It certainly makes A.I. writing scripts seem like a side grade at worst.

    • @MemoristCed
      @MemoristCed 26 дней назад +11

      It's "And Then" writing at its most blatant.

    • @belegur8108
      @belegur8108 26 дней назад +10

      i still think, Disney has those 80 something monkeys in a basement hitting on old typewriters for decades and for the last 10 years they use those "scripts"...

    • @sniperboom1202
      @sniperboom1202 24 дня назад

      ​@@belegur8108 that's far too harsh on the monkeys...... That would have used those scripts to catch the poo they would fling at Kathleen Kennedy. The poo is what Disney used.

    • @karrimgyver
      @karrimgyver 22 дня назад

      @belegur8108 nah the far left sjw woke culture sh!t is to blame. that is to say, humans. old people atleast could make a better star wars content. In the end, we let those green haired idiots do what ever they wanted and now we have this world we live in. Nobody else to blame but ourselves.

  • @rickbase833
    @rickbase833 27 дней назад +109

    "Positive corruption arc......." LOL. There was nothing positive about The Acolyte. It ended on a sour note where the lone interesting character was choked out by a girl boss. Then his character was assassinated post mortem by the green girl boss to hide.......her shame for creating Smylo Ren......I guess?

    • @MemoristCed
      @MemoristCed 27 дней назад +13

      "Positive corruption" sounds like dog-washing talk (you know the word and I ain't getting shadowbanned over it).

    • @supereststinger
      @supereststinger 27 дней назад +12

      Isn’t Positive and Corruption opposite words?

    • @MemoristCed
      @MemoristCed 27 дней назад +13

      @@supereststinger It's like "political correctness" or "social justice". The former is the opposite of factual correctness, and the latter is the negation of real justice.
      This is how they talk.

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 25 дней назад

      Shame or she is with the dark side and keeping the Jedi….in the dark.

  • @SpammytheHedgehog
    @SpammytheHedgehog 27 дней назад +160

    Nothing important happened in this show except for Mae making excuses for Osha and Osha killing Jedi.

    • @Novastar.SaberCombat
      @Novastar.SaberCombat 26 дней назад +11

      "Attack me with all of your strength" was pretty much *THE* lamest, most tone-deaf, banal, childish line I think I've ever heard from what was supposed to be some tough chick character. :/ And then... omg... that STUPID, inane, poorly filmed, poorly envisioned "fight scene" where he's basically asleep and she's kicking and stabbing the proverbial wind. Wow. I mean, that was so incredibly lame, I'd rather watch "The Room" whilst sitting on a bed of razor blades.

    • @JoeyP946
      @JoeyP946 5 дней назад

      I think you forget the magic lesbian space witch ceremony.

  • @IsaiahWayne2104
    @IsaiahWayne2104 27 дней назад +340

    This isn't Star Wars, anymore. This is *Mary Sue*

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 27 дней назад +18

      Mary Sue Wars, perhaps?

    • @alexneff
      @alexneff 27 дней назад +1

      No her name is may ... 😂

    • @KillaD69
      @KillaD69 27 дней назад +8

      The Power of MANY Sue

    • @alejandrasanchez3022
      @alejandrasanchez3022 24 дня назад

      no, this is wattpad

    • @TristanClarke
      @TristanClarke 23 дня назад +3

      no, this is a badly written show. Tell me how this show would've been improved with a male character?

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 27 дней назад +115

    I swear Smilos only direction was “read all of your lines like your auditioning for an edgy smut audio book”

    • @adhirg
      @adhirg 27 дней назад +17

      did you listen to Disney’s closed captioning (audio descriptions)? it *was* basically an edgy smut book LOL.

    • @iamthewizardwhoknocks2845
      @iamthewizardwhoknocks2845 27 дней назад +14

      _Throbbing_

    • @jacquelineking5783
      @jacquelineking5783 27 дней назад +8

      The audible captions are the best part of this show. It is hilarious.

    • @adhirg
      @adhirg 27 дней назад +12

      “her predatory gaze fixed upon him as she crouched behind the rock”

    • @matane2465
      @matane2465 27 дней назад +1

      His acting was just as bad as hers.

  • @SpammytheHedgehog
    @SpammytheHedgehog 27 дней назад +122

    "The power of one! The power of two! The power of maaaaaaaaanyyyy..." 💩

  • @dronesclubhighjinks
    @dronesclubhighjinks 27 дней назад +135

    “The perpetual loading screen Amandla Stenberg” 😂

    • @TheShahkulu
      @TheShahkulu 21 день назад +1

      Crazy to think the only time her performance was good, was in Hunger Games - when she was a child. You'd think she'd have perfected her craft with the years but somehow she managed to go backwards 😂

    • @bananatiergod
      @bananatiergod 17 дней назад

      @@TheShahkulu She was really good in Bodies Bodies Bodies tho

    • @dronesclubhighjinks
      @dronesclubhighjinks 16 дней назад +2

      @@TheShahkulu I didn’t see the hunger games and I had never heard of her before. I don’t know how acting talent can become worse over time. Maybe not enough practice or indifference? She did not have to audition for the role, after all, because Leslye wrote the entire series based on Amandla playing the lead role. This is creepy ah. They are both LGBTQ women, L was HW’s assistant, and L has all the power in this (lord, I hope it is only professional) relationship. If a straight married man wrote a show for a relatively unknown young female actress, what do you think the reaction would be? Exactly. Double that if it were a white man and a mixed race or POC actress.

    • @triciacarr5019
      @triciacarr5019 16 дней назад

      @@dronesclubhighjinksExactly. She didn’t audition for the role! Nobody could determine that, although she might have acting talent (I remain skeptical), she could not in any way portray THIS character.
      I still think it’s ANY character, but hey.

    • @dronesclubhighjinks
      @dronesclubhighjinks 11 дней назад

      ​@@triciacarr5019 the whole “The Acolyte” was built on a rotten foundation of Leslye’s fantasies/revenge against people who oppressed her young lgbtq self growing up (her perception of it anyway)
      +
      her hand-picking quite an unknown actress to play TWO lead characters. Did Amandla have the realistic option to say no thanks and keep her career intact?
      +
      Being fair to Leslye, what is her previous experience? Why is anybody giving inexperienced people the power of a show runner? It is basically setting them up for failure. This also applies to She hulk, Rings of power, Velma, and IIRC the Witcher and Ms. Marvel.
      It’s very difficult to try to understand what Hollywood executives are thinking. Part of it might be obsession with their legacy. There is a former network executive who just made a video about Hollywood egos and legacies. The channel name is “call me Chato.” Iirc it’s less than 10 minutes long. I always enjoy hearing his perspective on film and TV criticism as he has an entire life experience in the industry, which none of the other RUclipsrs have.
      Have a lovely weekend! 🙏😎🌊🐬🩵

  • @a_lost_one
    @a_lost_one 27 дней назад +201

    Sol stopped a demonic smoke creature from 'returning a child to the Force.'
    My boy Sol did nothing wrong. NOTHING! 😠

    • @SwordOfThruthfulness
      @SwordOfThruthfulness 27 дней назад +36

      The fact that Darth headlamp considered fatherly love "benign sexism" says a lot about this show and her

    • @intrepidfool
      @intrepidfool 27 дней назад +38

      Correct. The writers wanted a plot line but didn’t understand how to get there. Lacking a moral compass, they also couldn’t understand how the decisions being thrust upon Sol were incongruous with his character. The whole story is beyond a mess.

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 27 дней назад +29

      I'm going to keep pointing out how the woke and diverse Star Wars staff, named the one Korean guy on the show "Seoul." That's like if they introduced another black character to the show and named them "Wakanda."

    • @deviousdelibird
      @deviousdelibird 27 дней назад +9

      Haahtag Disney Star Wars lacks Sol

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz 27 дней назад +3

      EXCELLENT WORK. THE MOVIE CYNIC 😂😂😂😂🎉😂😂😂 SHE-HULK TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE AND THE ACOLYTE WAY WORST

  • @dankgankster4100
    @dankgankster4100 27 дней назад +142

    This is the hell we deserve for making fun of The Phantom Menace and Attack of The Clones. IM SORRY, GEORGE

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 21 день назад +14

      That’s pretty true, actually, this literally would not have happened without the fans essentially bullying George into selling.

    • @kawaiibats2822
      @kawaiibats2822 20 дней назад +1

      Technically true loi

    • @RRRRRRRRR33
      @RRRRRRRRR33 17 дней назад +2

      Stop it, comparing the smell of the trash leads to nowhere. This bubble mentality is what makes Star Wars such a awful IP quality wise

    • @dankgankster4100
      @dankgankster4100 17 дней назад +6

      @@RRRRRRRRR33 Star Wars under lucas: profitable, beloved
      Star Wars under mickey: not profitable, not beloved
      Your math doesn’t add up

    • @Balouthegreat
      @Balouthegreat 14 дней назад +1

      Part of me was thinking the exact same thing.
      Sure the prequel trilogy had its flaws but it’s the fucking Godfather compared to this garbage.

  • @borislaans9343
    @borislaans9343 27 дней назад +41

    Its weird that harvey weinstein's personal assistant can just make a 200
    million show and apparently everyone is fine with it. To the point of never mentioning it.

    • @daviddiggens8841
      @daviddiggens8841 22 дня назад

      People mention it all the time, just like you did just now. The problem is Hollywood hypocrisy not caring who does what so long as their politics are on brand.
      Democrats can eat babies and no one cares
      Republicans get cancelled if they try to save them
      It's getting pretty damned annoying at this point

  • @Stealth86651
    @Stealth86651 27 дней назад +83

    Why do all these directors and people in charge look so weird? It's like Disney went to Walmart and grabbed whatever random people they could find.

    • @User83177
      @User83177 27 дней назад

      Their entire life & personality is built on their sexuality so they’re ill very very ill

    • @ivandankob7112
      @ivandankob7112 27 дней назад +14

      The writers, the crew, the janitors, the set, the food, everything has to be DEI friendly!!1

    • @923crono
      @923crono 26 дней назад

      They literally hired the assistant of one of the most vile humans to exist. Kathleen Kennedy is absolute garbage.

    • @morrisklunder519
      @morrisklunder519 17 дней назад +2

      It wasn't random, they had a checklist when they entered the store.

    • @Dru2037
      @Dru2037 16 дней назад

      ​@@ivandankob7112 you weird incels need to upgrade your racist jokes.

  • @lifeishard3725
    @lifeishard3725 27 дней назад +63

    They need to find people who actually care for Star Wars. Instead they find people who don't give a shit and care little about Star wars. But, why make good shows and movies when instead you can just blame the fans.

    • @domm6812
      @domm6812 27 дней назад +11

      These crazies love starwars .....they love the fact that it's an established, loved brand and franchise that they can use to push their ideology and messaging without having to come up with anything new to start from scratch with. They've killed starwars, skinned the corpse and are wearing that skin like a suit, hoping you won't notice, and that you'll just absorb their insane ideology because STAR WARS

    • @MemoristCed
      @MemoristCed 27 дней назад +7

      ​@@domm6812 They love it like a narcissist loves anything: only insofar as it conforms to their own expectations. And if it doesn't conform willingly, they will break until it does.

    • @otaconzz
      @otaconzz 27 дней назад +2

      Good luck finding people who care anymore.

    • @rickbase833
      @rickbase833 24 дня назад +1

      @@lifeishard3725 Not while the Coffee Bringer is still President at LFL.

    • @Dru2037
      @Dru2037 16 дней назад

      ​@@domm6812 what was the ideology or message that upset you?

  • @josemanueldetemmer4495
    @josemanueldetemmer4495 27 дней назад +89

    Imagine being 11 yo , playing with your stormtroopers, pretending the desk is the enemy's base, hearing in your head all the noises of The blasters, the explosions and the epic music. Imagine your mother comes into your room and wants to play with you, and she starts moving a ship like a Santa's sleigh, and making weird noises with her mouth. That's how I feel when Kathleen Kennedy and her coven of talentless acolytes put their hands on Star Wars

    • @mx9226
      @mx9226 16 дней назад

      Hey at least the former scenario has the advantages of being charming and cute. The latter is just our unfortunate reality that makes me want to bang my head against a wall so I can see actual stars.

    • @christophermercaldi8616
      @christophermercaldi8616 13 дней назад +4

      We nerds got bullied for liking stuff like Star Wars back in the days then the bullies want to join in and created their own version of the stuff we like, then bully us again for not having the same shitty taste as them 😂

    • @josemanueldetemmer4495
      @josemanueldetemmer4495 13 дней назад +3

      @@christophermercaldi8616
      That's so true

  • @ThrobbGoblin
    @ThrobbGoblin 27 дней назад +28

    Imagine how much different this could've been if it were created by people that didn't hate the fanbase with a burning passion.

  • @RRTNZ
    @RRTNZ 26 дней назад +33

    It's a great tragedy of our age that Star Wars, an epic myth that resonates with everyone, wound up in the hands of people who not only don't understand it, but giggle with girlish glee as they strip away the very things that made it great. Truly pearls before swine. Cheers Cynic.

  • @yaboiportch
    @yaboiportch 27 дней назад +114

    A bad Star Wars show isn't a new phenomenon at this point, but at no point did I question the moral compass of Jon Favraeu, Dave Filoni, Deborah Chow, or Robert Rodriguez, no matter how awful their shows were. Not so much with Leslie Headland.
    The Acolyte is a strange new breed.

    • @jacquelineking5783
      @jacquelineking5783 27 дней назад +26

      As she was Harvey's personal assistant I never questioned her morality or to be exact her lack there of.

    • @Apollo_Sierra
      @Apollo_Sierra 26 дней назад

      ​@@jacquelineking5783His assistant for 1 year, 1 year, you don't tell a temp what evil you're up to.

    • @jeffreyval9665
      @jeffreyval9665 26 дней назад +9

      Favreau and Filoni are extremely overrated. They're just as bad as everyone else.

    • @arthurballs9632
      @arthurballs9632 25 дней назад

      ​@@jeffreyval9665the Mandalorian S1&2 are undoubtedly the most financially successful TV series ever made. S1 had an immediate global impact on pop culture and enticed 100m people to subscribe to D+ in 12 months when Disney forecasted it would take 5yrs to reach 60-90m. The theme tune was everywhere. The clever so & sos even saved Disney the hundreds of millions they planned to market the launch of D+ by keeping the most merchandisable character in SW history a secret. Baby Yoda became the most popular Google search of 2019 despite the year being 84% over when episode 1 was broadcast.
      But it started to go wrong in S2 with the Kennedy mandated inclusion of Ahsoka, Boba and Bo Katan. And the show was destroyed in S3.
      It's remarkable how Kennedy can turn gold into lead.

    • @harlemkid144
      @harlemkid144 8 дней назад

      Mando and andor great shows. Obi had one or two great episodes. Everything else was ass

  • @intrepidfool
    @intrepidfool 27 дней назад +42

    The showrunner watched Arcane and thought it was awesome. Then tried to make something similar in the Star Wars universe. Just without understanding: complexity, paychology, storytelling, motivation, plot, nuance, morality, dialogue, pacing, or conflict.
    It is breathtaking how terrible the showrunner and writers are. An awesome display of ineptitude. Truly inspirational.

    • @MrBubblecake
      @MrBubblecake 16 дней назад

      This has nothing to do with Arcane which is based on a video game lol

  • @Dr.Metalblood
    @Dr.Metalblood 27 дней назад +92

    "What she we name our daughter?"
    "What about Amanda?"
    "Nah, that's too normal. Let's add an extra letter in there somewhere, just to be dicks."

    • @MemoristCed
      @MemoristCed 27 дней назад +34

      It's actually a Zulu word meaning "strength"; it's used as a rallying cry for South Africans protesting their government, and it's a common forename in that country. Curiously, it's also used whenever two people make an agreement, contract, or wager, like shaking hands and saying "It's a deal".
      Her parents, however, bestowed it on her because they wanted to virtue-signal their opposition to apartheid (which already didn't exist anymore when she was born).

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 26 дней назад

      “Stenberg”
      And she wants take down white people? Hmmmmmmm

    • @neliaferreira9983
      @neliaferreira9983 21 день назад +1

      What is the name?

    • @BooserBoi
      @BooserBoi 20 дней назад +4

      ​@@neliaferreira9983 Amandla. There is an L before the last A.

    • @jamespadgett8660
      @jamespadgett8660 19 дней назад

      @@MemoristCed South Africa was exponentially better off under white leadership.

  • @hughheavens3753
    @hughheavens3753 27 дней назад +39

    Nothing will change until KK is gone. Talk about a golden parachute.

    • @redrave404
      @redrave404 27 дней назад +4

      The woman in 71 years old, its not about the money she's not going to live long enough to spend, it's about ego and spite.

  • @VashStarwind
    @VashStarwind 27 дней назад +31

    Say it with me: "THERE IS ONLY 6 STARWARS MOVIES!!!!"

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 27 дней назад +3

      For some, it's only 3 and most HC, only the first one, just called Star Wars back in the day.

    • @xsikal
      @xsikal 26 дней назад +3

      3 and a half, with the half being the second half of Rogue One.

    • @VashStarwind
      @VashStarwind 26 дней назад +3

      @@JoakimOtamaa Oh i fully agree, the first 3 are DEF the best ones, but at least the next 3 were made by Lucas still. And you know.... watchable lol

    • @1607Adi_Manz
      @1607Adi_Manz 23 дня назад +2

      ​@@VashStarwindfacts
      way more watchable than disney one

    • @lugo144
      @lugo144 22 дня назад

      What about clone wars and Rebels?

  • @jaivettasheem1314
    @jaivettasheem1314 27 дней назад +40

    So dude help kill a jedi master, yet not arrested. I notice a pattern of bad guys get no punishment in this show that is the definition of a backwards world.

    • @ilfirinms
      @ilfirinms 27 дней назад +2

      You're completely wrong! He got warning!

    • @jaivettasheem1314
      @jaivettasheem1314 27 дней назад +3

      @@ilfirinms why he get a warning and not thrown in jail thats my point i am making.

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar 27 дней назад +10

      Kinda like being the personal assistant to a notorious predator for several years and instead of catching charges for crimes you were definitely complicit in when he went down you get to make shows and movies. Just how life works out some times I guess. 😂

    • @jaivettasheem1314
      @jaivettasheem1314 27 дней назад +2

      @@StationaryBeggar i get that but that just bad writing since the green woman know it all happen.

    • @thibaldus3
      @thibaldus3 27 дней назад +3

      Metoo was a feminist coup, not anything to do with justice. ​@@StationaryBeggar

  • @kennyg16d
    @kennyg16d 27 дней назад +31

    It’s just hubris. They stand on the shoulders of giants and take over an ip lovingly crafted for decades and say “I can do it better.” They tell the story they want to tell even when it doesn’t fit within the universe because they don’t have the ability to create their own universe

    • @CharlieKeiser
      @CharlieKeiser 10 дней назад +1

      Well said bud

    • @wildboris1
      @wildboris1 8 дней назад +1

      Cope harder😂😂😂

    • @CharlieKeiser
      @CharlieKeiser 8 дней назад

      @@wildboris1 ok Karen. Go do the dishes now.

    • @wildboris1
      @wildboris1 8 дней назад

      @@CharlieKeiser your show was made by trash liberals and got canceled because it was trash. 🤷‍♂️ Cope harder

  • @Dapperdanny
    @Dapperdanny 24 дня назад +12

    My head canon is that everything after episode 6 is Obi-Wan having a bad trip off death sticks on tattooine.

  • @jonathancruz7848
    @jonathancruz7848 27 дней назад +22

    She shouldn’t be aloud anywhere near Star Wars EVER again .

    • @MemoristCed
      @MemoristCed 27 дней назад +5

      She shouldn't even be quiet anywhere near Star Wars. She should just be gone from it.

  • @SpammytheHedgehog
    @SpammytheHedgehog 27 дней назад +57

    I felt sorry for Gi-Hun. 😢

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 27 дней назад +16

      Don't be. He got paid, knows English now, and was the one positive thing out of this entire series.

  • @MrSatampra
    @MrSatampra 27 дней назад +19

    The Acolyte is about how difficult it is to tell right from wrong when you are a morally bankrupt person.

  • @Valhallan
    @Valhallan 27 дней назад +38

    35:10 "Planet Lesbian" LMAO!!! 😂😂😂 10 pts for Gryffindor right there

  • @johnlea3597
    @johnlea3597 27 дней назад +30

    Thank you for suffering through this crap so we don’t have to.

  • @bulbasaurbrutal5137
    @bulbasaurbrutal5137 22 дня назад +8

    The Yord actor explains in an interview that Leslye's inspiration for his character was as a matter of fact her friend's role play character in a Star Wars first person shooter game that she then proceeded to steal without asking permission. That should tell you a lot about how come the quality of the show is like it is - we're looking at someone spending 180 million of somebody elses money to film their Star Wars role play experiences.

  • @Palindrome3945
    @Palindrome3945 27 дней назад +28

    Middle aged bitter women trying to be physically intimidating is so embarrassing it's actually funny.

  • @ZenMonkeyGod
    @ZenMonkeyGod 25 дней назад +5

    My brother is the ultimate Disney Star Wars apologist, he will try and see the good in ANYTHING.
    This show was the first time he absolutely had no way to praise it. The Acolyte broke my brother! Congrats, Disney!

  • @jaieregilmore971
    @jaieregilmore971 27 дней назад +16

    The director doesn’t understand the Jedi and Sith at all.

    • @RoySATX
      @RoySATX 14 дней назад +1

      The Writer/Director doesn't understand herself. This is why she made the Acolyte more like a demented, self-loathing therapy session rather than an extension to a loved science fiction franchise. The farce runs deep in that one.

  • @SpammytheHedgehog
    @SpammytheHedgehog 27 дней назад +64

    Star Wars the Acolyte is the She-Hulk of Star Wars.

  • @SonOfTheOne111
    @SonOfTheOne111 27 дней назад +24

    Funny how a writer can write literally anything, but even though Lesbie wanted to make Sol the bad guy, she couldn’t even figure out how to do it! 😂

    • @MemoristCed
      @MemoristCed 27 дней назад

      In her own mind, she did. You see, she decided he was the bad guy, so you're expected to see him through that lens even if you've been given no reason to do so. Even the most benevolent acts are to be seen as insidious and bad faith, so that even when he does exactly what she wants without resistance, he's STILL wrong and evil.
      That's how bigots work.

  • @hopegalaxy
    @hopegalaxy 27 дней назад +16

    At this point, Andor season 2 is the last Star Wars project we have left worth anticipating for.

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 27 дней назад +2

      I've lost all interest back in 2015.

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 27 дней назад +2

      ​@@JoakimOtamaano you haven't or else you wouldn't be here

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 27 дней назад +3

      @@osets2117 Well I don't watch these shows, I still love Star Wars, not Disney SW, totally different. Seeing people shitting on DSW is just funny, same thing with Star Trek, Dr. Who, Rings of Power etc and I don't watch any of those either.

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 27 дней назад +2

      @@JoakimOtamaa you're not wrong lol, I didn't watch any of acolyte just little platoons videos on it. It was a fun time watching him absolutely lambast it

    • @mazkeraid4039
      @mazkeraid4039 24 дня назад

      Andor had foolish moments too, like the holocrons problem like how in the galaxy did the Empire not seek for it?!

  • @questionmarks4431
    @questionmarks4431 27 дней назад +37

    "He deserves to die because of her behavior that she can control" you are wrong here, she absolutely could have controlled herself and chose to abuse that guy.

  • @mitchell5566
    @mitchell5566 27 дней назад +16

    You forgot to mention that Anakin blew up the Deathstar 🤦

    • @theelder4797
      @theelder4797 7 дней назад

      Surprised he didn't say, "TWICE!!!"

  • @lufsolitaire5351
    @lufsolitaire5351 27 дней назад +14

    Every time you say osha I keep thinking she’s about to write somebody up for a workplace safety violation.
    Like “erm does that lightsaber have a proper hand guard to protect from burns?”
    “The conditions at Kuat Drive Yards is atrocious, you’ll be hearing from the senate on this one.”

    • @RoySATX
      @RoySATX 14 дней назад

      I suspect the experience on-set was much as you describe.

  • @ivolol
    @ivolol 22 дня назад +6

    It's been so successful it's been cancelled

  • @Coramelimane
    @Coramelimane 27 дней назад +13

    What happened to the lightsaber is a new thing called "bleeding" which is an attempt to explain why Sith sabers are red and not because the crystals are synthetic.
    Basically the sith forces dark side energy into the crystal to change it's composition from whatever color it was ro red. But it's such a taxing ordeal, that it nearly killed Darth fucking Vader. And Osha was able to do it effortlessly.

    • @jacquelineking5783
      @jacquelineking5783 26 дней назад +4

      Meh the concept was stupid and it deserves no respect either way.

  • @GoaEnjoyer
    @GoaEnjoyer 27 дней назад +13

    Leslye looks like steve from Minecraft

  • @Luke-cj7gz
    @Luke-cj7gz 27 дней назад +9

    It is akin to money laundering at this point. Lesley and her friends milking it for all it's worth.

  • @cmasterson
    @cmasterson 27 дней назад +29

    My wife love the actress but she said “I will not watch that dog shit” lmao 🤣

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 27 дней назад

      But why she loves her? She's terrible actress

    • @ritun4656
      @ritun4656 27 дней назад +1

      Maybe she liked her from the Hunger Games?? 😅

  • @aced4fun
    @aced4fun 26 дней назад +22

    "In fact the best line delivery in the whole show is spoken by a guy who doesn't even speak English as his primary language."
    -The Movie Cynic ([Reviewing] Star Wars: The Acolyte)
    Perfectly summarizes this show's acting.

  • @Tarquin2718
    @Tarquin2718 27 дней назад +9

    Women writing science: stone in flames. Women writing SF: the Acolyte

  • @lorij3786
    @lorij3786 27 дней назад +18

    Old flippen lady here and finally loving being able to say everything I think, call me crazy, idgaf..lol
    I watch every one of your reviews, I will watch this one through, you bring common sense and laughter, Ty for that
    To all those in the comments, I hope you’re doing okay

    • @swamp1138
      @swamp1138 27 дней назад

      TL;DR

    • @TeriyakiGourd
      @TeriyakiGourd 25 дней назад +2

      ⁠@swamp1138 That’s like a paragraph, if that’s too long to read then I honestly feel bad for you

  • @MVPUnlucky
    @MVPUnlucky 27 дней назад +8

    So I'll explain the "Kill a Jedi without a weapon" thing because there's an established lore reason for this that spans pretty far back, but isn't really talked about in the overarching lore. So this show makes it seem like "Killing a Jedi without a weapon" is some kind of limitation when in reality it is simply an old Sith right of passage. You are tasked to kill a jedi without a weapon to show you are strong enough to do so then you take their kyber and make it into your saber. Where the show messes this up is that this right of passage is applied inconsistently all throughout lore, and is rarely talked about much like Gimpy Mcheadbutts Cortosis helmet. This show like to introduce obscure Sith and anti Jedi lore pieces that they fail to set up properly to the audience because they are obscure. Hell Cortosis is mentioned like twice in all of KOTOR and like a handful of times in the comics which the average audience member is not going to have read so to establish it as a main plot point and do ZERO pre set up for what it is is simply bad writing.

  • @maxmazzotti6651
    @maxmazzotti6651 27 дней назад +45

    Even after everything Disney has done, Star Wars prequel slander won’t be tolerated in this day and age

    • @TheMovieCynic
      @TheMovieCynic  27 дней назад +8

      So be it

    • @ZenMonkeyGod
      @ZenMonkeyGod 25 дней назад +4

      That's great! Some of us grew up on the prequels and find them to be quite good.

  • @vsznry
    @vsznry 27 дней назад +16

    I had to pause and rewatch that 90s training clip.
    That "A jedi.." line was a pull from Arya Stark's "A girl..." stuff for Many-Faced God arc.

  • @andyhi247vids
    @andyhi247vids 23 дня назад +3

    Amandla’s constant blank stare leads me to believe she is literally just acting in her head in every scene, and the directors couldn’t even bring her to emote any more than she is capable of.

  • @drakocarrion
    @drakocarrion 23 дня назад +4

    The 4.8 million views number is incredibly deceptive too. They released the first TWO episodes at the same time. Meaning those "premiere episode" numbers actually need to be divided in half to get the real viewing figure for each episode.

  • @hupekyser
    @hupekyser 27 дней назад +9

    The dead horse that keeps on getting beaten

  • @c.w.k.n.5117
    @c.w.k.n.5117 24 дня назад +5

    Disney just wants to destroy the idea of a Jedi being cool.
    It's been their goal for a while now.

  • @sharkfilet
    @sharkfilet 27 дней назад +7

    fire on stone...fire in space...some folks at disney don't know how fire works which is probably why star wars has none creatively

  • @mentvltrillness
    @mentvltrillness 7 дней назад +4

    Funnily enough, if the Jedi was so diverse and inclusive, the fact that the next entries in the timeline only focus on men means all the women and POCs f**ked up bad. 😂

  • @drzek13
    @drzek13 27 дней назад +10

    i didn't even realize this was released an hour ago but good stuff man and we treated a lot of old movies harshly because look at the shit show we have now

  • @vjbd2757
    @vjbd2757 27 дней назад +9

    The combined production budget of The Acolyte and She-Hulk is more than $400 million. Definitely money well-spent eh?

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 27 дней назад +2

      Laundering, mate. Laundering.

    • @jacquelineking5783
      @jacquelineking5783 26 дней назад

      Probably the same people who shit on Musk for buying Twitter instead of feeding the world with the money spent. Sure 180 million isn't Musk buying Twitter money but it definitely could have opened a food bank or two.
      For the record indifferent to Musk but the reactions he brings out in people is funny to me.

  • @alexreznov45
    @alexreznov45 22 дня назад +5

    And... It's cancelled after one season.

  • @liamphibia
    @liamphibia 21 день назад +4

    THE POWER OF ONE!
    THE POWER OF TWO!
    THE POWER OF CANCELLATION!

  • @KaoticReach1999
    @KaoticReach1999 19 дней назад +3

    The writer was *literally* the Personal Assistant for *Harvey Weinstein*
    Perfect example of those that think they're better than you and can preach

  • @alexneff
    @alexneff 27 дней назад +7

    When she told darth teeth that she had a tempest in her i cried

  • @wilfredoamaro4547
    @wilfredoamaro4547 27 дней назад +7

    Wasn’t ready for “fists meets ass” 😂😂😂

  • @darqjade
    @darqjade 23 дня назад +3

    "The Acolyte" is rat poison for the mind". They should put that on the poster for this mess

  • @rafaelcastro2591
    @rafaelcastro2591 27 дней назад +5

    Amandlas face when she was force choking Sol makes me cringe SO hard. Ive seen rocks with more range of emotions than her.

    • @rafaelcastro2591
      @rafaelcastro2591 27 дней назад +3

      Also, the only people defending this "show" are weirdos on twitter that have any of the following:
      1.gay flag
      2.palestine flag
      3. 1,000 pronouns
      4. 88927372929,891002829 hashtags refering to the acolyte.

    • @belegur8108
      @belegur8108 26 дней назад

      hell, even K-2SO in Rogue One had more facial expression

  • @circle1552
    @circle1552 22 дня назад +5

    Thank fuck there’s no season 2
    They’ve confirmed it

  • @fast457
    @fast457 27 дней назад +7

    Having an actor speak 'weird' English makes no Effing sense. If you spent your whole life in Coruscant, your Galactic Basic should sound pretty much like everyone else on the planet.

  • @Jigrup
    @Jigrup 27 дней назад +7

    A clear example of an idiot plot. Where it only ever moved forward due to people being unbelievably stupid.

  • @CptSauce
    @CptSauce 24 дня назад +3

    "The power of bullshiiiiiit" - the Acolyte.
    And the acting is an absolute abomination. That Amandla actress was/is the worst thing in acting I've ever seen.

  • @mr.nimbus537
    @mr.nimbus537 27 дней назад +4

    The acolyte is the aussie breakdancer of modern media.

  • @leorodriguez9344
    @leorodriguez9344 26 дней назад +5

    That was the worst shit I have ever seen in my life, and the fact that people are defending this is insanity to me. Truthfully this is just something I could have never imagine 😭

  • @adampezo4637
    @adampezo4637 22 дня назад +3

    I swear Ashley from the Boys was inspired by Lesland. I can't unsee it now

  • @ramstrong1961
    @ramstrong1961 27 дней назад +7

    That was last week, this week it's Borderlands...stay tuned for next week Hollywood drama!

  • @T800Turp
    @T800Turp 27 дней назад +6

    The reddit for the Acolyte is like this safe place that the lovers of this show go to pump each others tires up. Posts about how Torbin is an amazing character. How heart broken they were when Indara died. Osha and Mae are the next best thing etc. just vomit

  • @GordonFlash1983
    @GordonFlash1983 23 дня назад +4

    I watch Move Cynic and Critical Drinker just for pure entertainment. I don't necessarily have any interest in IPs like MCU, Star Wars, but it's entertainment listening to these guys rip these franchises apart. Love the comedy. lol

  • @BrAnd0n_1103
    @BrAnd0n_1103 27 дней назад +8

    This is such a small detail but I like trashing this show anyways, at 9:38 as May is pulling off her hood all serious-like her left hand misses the hood

  • @lareolanKFP
    @lareolanKFP 23 дня назад +2

    The show had a budget of $30M for the show, and $150M for Headland to keep the skeletons, she knows from working for one of the biggest criminals in Hollywood - hidden.

  • @chesssse6607
    @chesssse6607 27 дней назад +8

    I love how your series compliation video is still shorter than episodes review by Platoon

  • @filippvarelis1999
    @filippvarelis1999 26 дней назад +4

    I can say the lightsaber turning red makes absolutely no sense canonically. A sith had to take the crystal out and imbue it woth the dark side, this process 'bleeds' the crystal, making it red

  • @wadwiswell
    @wadwiswell 23 дня назад +3

    I am sorry, the unarmed comment, it is true that the Jedi never attack someone who is un-armed, but unless some work is put in, a force user is never considered un-armed normally as the force in the hands of a darkside user is a weapon they will use, and in a light side user, is a tool they will fight with, so it is even dumber.

  • @freshskittles92
    @freshskittles92 23 дня назад +3

    It's actually impressive how shit Disney has become in the last 15 years.
    god all the characters are so fucking cookie-cutter generic and it's so sad how the writers have zero like understanding of like suspension of disbelief or anything. it's just hamfisted shit. there's literally better written fanfiction than the garbage they spend HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS on

  • @the-trustees
    @the-trustees 27 дней назад +6

    Poor Trinity, whose legacy will be tainted even MORE than the 4th "Matrix" failure, should have definitely said "NO" to this evil paycheck. Hopefully, time may forgive her for it, but I'm not thinking it will. 😢

    • @MemoristCed
      @MemoristCed 27 дней назад

      Sadly, one does not say "no" to Disney unless one is prepared to change professions.

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 27 дней назад

      ​@@MemoristCedOr like most of those tosspots, only care about money and perhaps The Message. She's not good actress anyway, pretty stilted in every role I've seen her. She was also pretty wokened in Jessica Jones as sex swapped lesbian when the character was a dude originally.

    • @the-trustees
      @the-trustees 27 дней назад +1

      @@JoakimOtamaa I thought she was very good in "Memento" and "Red Planet."

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 27 дней назад

      @@the-trustees Can't remember her that well from Memento which is ironic I know. Great movie overall, Nolan tends to get the best from his actors so I have to agree with that one. Red Planet I haven't seen.

    • @the-trustees
      @the-trustees 27 дней назад

      ​@@JoakimOtamaaCheck it out. It's a good flick with a great ensemble cast, drama, adventure, science, space, etc. 🙂

  • @jeremypage3370
    @jeremypage3370 27 дней назад +7

    A budget comparison; Dune 2= 190 million. Acolyte=180 million. Considering the average episode length of this "series", there is not a substantial difference in the run time between the 2 properties. Look at the difference between them. How is this possible? DSW really shit the bed on this show. And it has nothing to do with social agendas, etc. It simply a poorly written, acted, directed series.

    • @meangenec1
      @meangenec1 27 дней назад +2

      Easy to explain. Money laundring...

    • @AmericanAdvancement
      @AmericanAdvancement 26 дней назад

      Or Disney cannot make tv since they budget it like a movie

  • @ShaneT5S
    @ShaneT5S 25 дней назад +3

    39:02 is still the second worst scene of the series. She messed up with one of the Jedi's brain scrambling, she said the Jedi as a whole will destroy themselves and insulted them for coming back and trying to take Osha, she turned into a literal demon looking thing, and then when the Jedi acted in self defence she was like "lol I wasn't actually gonna do anything"

  • @hugobranca
    @hugobranca 27 дней назад +5

    This is by far the funniest Acolyte review so far. May some thread be with you.

  • @belegur8108
    @belegur8108 26 дней назад +4

    i think the "message" Headland and the "creative writers" wanted to carry missed the mark. All i take from this show... if 2 little girls are raised by an all women cult, they ALL turn out as stone cold killers....
    Also Vaenestra blaiming all Jedi deaths on Sol doesn't fly for even a second... there are witnesses of who killed Trinity and The Last Airbender and is the death of Harry Henderson even confirmed? i mean the show only lets Mae and Darth Alienhelmet know, that the Wookie is dead... no-one else checked on him on screen...
    oh, one afterthought about Leslie Headland:
    She was the personal assistant of Harvey Weinstein for years...
    so either she was in the known and covered for his behavior and crimes, or she was so incompetent, to not notice...
    So what is it lesley... are you covering for a criminal or are you incompetent?
    Neither would be my first pick to give a Star Wars show... nor the 8 billionth...

  • @UnSatedHate
    @UnSatedHate 26 дней назад +4

    To say Star Wars hasn't had any good dialogue in the last 25 years would imply you haven't watched Andor.

  • @denisburlacu7695
    @denisburlacu7695 23 дня назад +3

    I cant wait for s2 of the acolyte where they reveal that plaguise and palaptine are a gay couple

  • @whoisyouranime
    @whoisyouranime 27 дней назад +3

    After the Acolyte, somehow, the Star Wars opening crawl with the words "The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute" which fans hated is looking pretty good right now. Sure, it sounds complicated but at least it sounds cooler than anything else the Acolyte had written.

  • @Thamometer
    @Thamometer 27 дней назад +3

    After the whole of season one, I think "killing Jedi without weapon" is referring to the Jedi ideology as a whole, and not individual Jedi. As you have pointed out, Mae was able to kill a Jedi with a bladed weapon.

  • @SpammytheHedgehog
    @SpammytheHedgehog 27 дней назад +12

    The Phantom Menace was more entertaining than this.

    • @domm6812
      @domm6812 27 дней назад +4

      NOW THIS IS POD RACING!

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 27 дней назад

      Anything Disney is below the prequels. I think Ep2 is worse than Ep1, even with Sir Christopher Lee and Windu having more screen time. The Anakin/Padmé stuff is just too terrible.

    • @mazkeraid4039
      @mazkeraid4039 24 дня назад +1

      @@JoakimOtamaa Go read the novels, it had some differences that we did not see in the films.

  • @suvechhabose7586
    @suvechhabose7586 27 дней назад +4

    How Leslie heyland wrote a character of Sol . How humanly he was made , how much effort he gave to Make Osha do the right thing failed because
    Sith was hot 🥵
    (Pretend this is a valid reason) 😂😂😂😂

  • @butters1273
    @butters1273 27 дней назад +5

    I needed you to do this video, my life depended on it.