Acolyte makes me happier with every new episode, because that ensures at least 200 hours of subsequent RUclips videos shitting on it -- as they should.
😂😂😂 I'm following The Acolyte for this very same reason! I don't give a damn about the show, I just watch it to better enjoy the work of the critics here and so far lots of fun no regrets.
People are saying this is “Star Wars fatigue” beginning when it’s actually Star Wars starvation ending. People still hunger for it just not so desperately as to overlook lazy crap
Current Star Wars is basically written by Starbucks meetups that Kathleen Kennedy met randomly. There's no lore knowledge (the less pre-knowledge the better!), no plot continuity, no deeper meaning, and a clear disdain and hatred for the people who came before and enjoyed the good projects and established lore.
the lore has been carefully handled. Do you even Star Wars? Nefore I explain how the lore is perfectly intact, let me ask you some questions about the Story "written ny Starbucks meetings that KK met randomly". Why does Mae wants to kill 4 Jedi? Can you tell me if Qimir is a Sith Master or an Sith Apprentice? Do you know what happened to the coven of witches and how they died? Do you know how Torbin got his scar? Do you know what secret Sol is hiding from Osha? Do you know what is motivating Smilo-Ren? These were rhetorical, I mean, you can't answer ONE of these 6 easy questions. Amirite? Now let me explain why the lore is not only intact, but has been ENHANCED by The Acolyte: (Note: this was a copy paste from a comment I gave another channel) 'Ki-Adi-Mundi doesn't break canon with his appearance and dialogue in The Acolyte. Does anyobody in this hate space even Star Wars? Ki-Adi-Mundi saying "bullocks! the SIth have been extinct for a millenium" and then appearing in The Acolyte 100 years prior watching Mae kick ass (WITHOUT a red lightsaber mind you) not only does NOT break canon. IT FUCKING REINFORCES IT. Ki-Adi-Mundi is the poster child of why the Jedi are arrogant and let the Sith back into power. He DISMISSED Sol's knowledge that Mae does NOT know who her master is. He DISMISSED the fact that Mae was trained not by a splinter group but by somehting darker (the Sith). 100 years later true to his character he dismisses Qui-Gon who says "I just faught a Sith lord" with "bullocks, the Sith have been extinct for a millenium".' Something to think about. But maybe yourdrowning in so much hate that all of what I just said goes over you head. I do NOT expect a response. Be free and happy young padawan.
@@ichigen511 We Brits have a wide variety of local accents and subcultures. 'Scouse' is a nickname for people from Liverpool, a mostly working class city with very distinctive accents. Scousers are seen as gregarious, talkative, down to earth, emotional, funny, generous and fiercely defensive of their city. They are also bluntly honest and no-nonsense in how they speak, which Reaper obviously is. Well-off people look down on them as common or even criminals, but if you want someone to have your back or tell it to you straight, there's nobody better than a Scouser.
I love that we have people of every type of accent ripping into the Acolyte on youtube with complete perfect combos of sarcasm and insults and also valid points. It’s the best thing Star Wars since 2012 but it’s not actually the Star Wars it’s the former fandom. 10/10 sir
If they weren’t wearing different clothing, I wouldn’t be able to tell the twins apart. She has the same expression and ‘emotions’ when playing either of them, so it literally comes down to, “wait, what’s she wearing? Okay, this is light sister.”
Acolyte is not the actual entertainment. The RUclips critics videos of it is the actual entertainment. So I’d like to take this moment to thank Disney and Leslie Forehead for this series. Thank you.
At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if disney is money laundering for ISIS. That sounds crazy, until you look at how many gay and anti-family garbage media they produce. Why fire bullets when you can just demoralize your enemies? US birth rates are about to hit a 200 year low 👀
The Original Trilogy runs in roughly the same amount of time as this series. The former cemented a legacy, the latter is so contrived it's impossible to accept it was conceived by a rational mind.
It's funny that the Jedis _kind of forgot_ about their ability to sense things or the existence of FOBs. Glad they had a discount Rocket Raccoon to sniff the underwear of the missing jedi.
There are two theories: A) According to the current lore, the Jedi were at their peak but extremely lenient and somewhat disconnected from the Force; and B) According to the fans, the Jedi were numerous but individually they were weak. The *Barash vow* is evidence that there is something wrong among the Jedi because those who take it, leave the Order to "reconnect" with the Force, meaning they have lost their ways.
I mean, the scene is tracking a wookie jedi through a jungle, where he's assassinated. The potential this has for cool scenes and opportunities for great storytelling is limitless. Instead we get a squirrel sniffing cloth. 😂
What really makes me chuckle is that im almost 100% certain that by the end of the season theyre going to suddenly have the characters doing the things that make sense to "throw us off" and pull the "fooooooled yoouuu!!" bullshit. Which will be all the more hilarious because by that point it'll make even less sense than it already does if they start doing shit that is reasonable. God this show is a barrel of monkey farts. I mean laughs.
Reaper is my favorite because it sounds like he takes it so personally, like they made these trash movies and shows just because they knew it would ruin his day. lol Cracks me up. Keep up the good fight Reap
Don't you love how the Jedi just abandon one of their own on a random ass planet for like no reason? They know this wookie master hasn't communicated with HQ in over a year so he could just be dead in a gorge somewhere but NO an assassin going after his life means we must go and retrieve him now. You didn't give a shit about him for over a year, BUT NOW HE'S WORTH CHECKING ON! No wonder the Wookie didn't put a fight, he let himself die out of pure spite. Also funny how they now know Sol is on the list of targets but let him tag along on this mission, shouldn't you like seal him away somewhere an assassin can't get him? Or like pressure him a little on what the fuck happened on that planet? No?
@@chazzitz-wh4ly Surprise! It's a bunch more boxes with a bunch more mysteries inside because we don't know how to write, or basically just what we're doing in general! "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit." -- W.C. Fields
One of the defences to Kil Adi Mundi (outside of shouldn't even exist) is that he didn't know smilo ren was a sith as they haven't been seen for over a millenia, which doesn't work because Qui Gon and Obi Wan knew Darth Maul was a sith straight away and they should be able TO SENSE HIM.
Imagine Kill Bill if someone told it backwards, made Bill an amalgam of all the villains, but for some reason he's the good guy and The Bride is evil, THEN he stopped and turned himself into the cops. Lol and they wonder why nobody cares smh Doesn't make any f*ckin sense lol
And yet the thought of Chewbacca wearing a coat in a hot ass jungle without so much as suffering heat stroke, never crossed the minds of the writers on this turd show. Wow, such brilliant, mind-bending storytelling.
The writers of this show think that they are writing some immense intellectual piece of cinema, when in reality, is has all the depth of a kiddie pool. As Force users shouldnt they be able to detect each other, if Discount Ezra Miller is Smylo Ren, shouldnt Mae be able to sense that? Why did they need to Prairie Dog, shouldnt the Jedi be able to sense where the Jedi Wookie is?
That Rick James haircut is just too much haha...I don't know what's worse, that, or the fact she PERFECTLY cuts her hair with a lightsaber without burning her face off and her entire scalp.
Acolyte makes me happier with every new episode, because that ensures at least 200 hours of subsequent RUclips videos shitting on it -- as they should.
Instead of paying to watch this crap, I can watch someone else watch it for free. Life's good.
Literally the best part of modern Disney 😂
😂😂😂 I'm following The Acolyte for this very same reason! I don't give a damn about the show, I just watch it to better enjoy the work of the critics here and so far lots of fun no regrets.
I’m here for the memes, roasts, and shitpostings.
Hahaha 😂 ikr
The gay is forced with this one
.... usually is
May the Foced woke choke be with you... always...whichever movie or TV show you watch, it will always choke you
Im going to force the gay on you
Thank you for your sacrifice Reaper, of both your time and brain cells.
His sacrifice will always be remembered and will never be in vain
Isn't this his job? 🤔
@@n4ughty_knight he might have more jobs
EXCELLENT WORK. REAPER THE ACOLYTE HOT 🔥 GARBAGE EPISODE FOUR REVIEW
Thanks God I’ve cancelled Disney.
People are saying this is “Star Wars fatigue” beginning when it’s actually Star Wars starvation ending. People still hunger for it just not so desperately as to overlook lazy crap
Yep
I haven't seen anyone say that at all
@@idiot_city5244 Me neither.
It's "garbage fatigue "
@@idiot_city5244 Me neither (they deleted this comment for some reason).
The drama around these shows is a million times better than the show itself 😂
And you don't need a Disney Plus subscription to enjoy it 😂
Current Star Wars is basically written by Starbucks meetups that Kathleen Kennedy met randomly.
There's no lore knowledge (the less pre-knowledge the better!), no plot continuity, no deeper meaning, and a clear disdain and hatred for the people who came before and enjoyed the good projects and established lore.
the lore has been carefully handled. Do you even Star Wars? Nefore I explain how the lore is perfectly intact, let me ask you some questions about the Story "written ny Starbucks meetings that KK met randomly".
Why does Mae wants to kill 4 Jedi? Can you tell me if Qimir is a Sith Master or an Sith Apprentice? Do you know what happened to the coven of witches and how they died? Do you know how Torbin got his scar? Do you know what secret Sol is hiding from Osha? Do you know what is motivating Smilo-Ren?
These were rhetorical, I mean, you can't answer ONE of these 6 easy questions. Amirite? Now let me explain why the lore is not only intact, but has been ENHANCED by The Acolyte: (Note: this was a copy paste from a comment I gave another channel)
'Ki-Adi-Mundi doesn't break canon with his appearance and dialogue in The Acolyte. Does anyobody in this hate space even Star Wars? Ki-Adi-Mundi saying "bullocks! the SIth have been extinct for a millenium" and then appearing in The Acolyte 100 years prior watching Mae kick ass (WITHOUT a red lightsaber mind you) not only does NOT break canon. IT FUCKING REINFORCES IT. Ki-Adi-Mundi is the poster child of why the Jedi are arrogant and let the Sith back into power. He DISMISSED Sol's knowledge that Mae does NOT know who her master is. He DISMISSED the fact that Mae was trained not by a splinter group but by somehting darker (the Sith). 100 years later true to his character he dismisses Qui-Gon who says "I just faught a Sith lord" with "bullocks, the Sith have been extinct for a millenium".'
Something to think about. But maybe yourdrowning in so much hate that all of what I just said goes over you head. I do NOT expect a response. Be free and happy young padawan.
@@ichigen511I hope they proof read the lore you hold in such high esteem.
@@ichigen511 Did what you typed actually make sense to you?
@@ichigen511 The cope is strong with this one.
@@user-tp7gy4dj4l When i make a mistake on the keyboard i let it go. Letting go is not easy to do. Maybe try it and you might enjoy The Acolyte. I am.
You cannot tell me that the green chick (director's wife) doesn't look like a Shrek cosplay.
Donkae
Hey now you can't shame Leslie for twiddling those ears
It's funny how bored and disinterested she is in the project
😂😂😂
At this point, having literal Shrek in Star Wars would be better than anything else they could put out.
Never push a scouse nerd too far.
Love Reaper, the man knows his stuff and is absolutely right.
Bro, he is my fave. He is cathartic
I looked up "scouse" and Google told me it's a type of stew. I will give you the benefit of the doubt maybe you mistyped. But what word did you mean?
@@ichigen511 I didn't mistype at all. Scouse is short for Scouser. Now go look up Scouser and don't be so bloody obnoxious.
@@ichigen511 We Brits have a wide variety of local accents and subcultures. 'Scouse' is a nickname for people from Liverpool, a mostly working class city with very distinctive accents. Scousers are seen as gregarious, talkative, down to earth, emotional, funny, generous and fiercely defensive of their city. They are also bluntly honest and no-nonsense in how they speak, which Reaper obviously is. Well-off people look down on them as common or even criminals, but if you want someone to have your back or tell it to you straight, there's nobody better than a Scouser.
@@ichigen511 Scouse is a common accent in Liverpool which is in the Northwest of England. The Beatles were scouse for example. :)
Without respect, we reject.
I love that we have people of every type of accent ripping into the Acolyte on youtube with complete perfect combos of sarcasm and insults and also valid points. It’s the best thing Star Wars since 2012 but it’s not actually the Star Wars it’s the former fandom. 10/10 sir
Any accent will wreck the Acolyte into bits.
"a furry sniffing the Wookies clothes like a degenerate"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the laugh man!
😂😂😂😂
The power of dumb!
The power of spew!
The wadting of mooonnneeeyyy!
Imagine being someone as vile as Ezra Miller and then being a discount version of it.
Naming the protag "OSHA" is still the most comical part of this drivel.
If they weren’t wearing different clothing, I wouldn’t be able to tell the twins apart. She has the same expression and ‘emotions’ when playing either of them, so it literally comes down to, “wait, what’s she wearing? Okay, this is light sister.”
Four episodes deep and zero characterization besides “I’m broody” and “I’m quirky”. Peak “I’m not like other girls” girl stereotype.
She needs lessons from Lindsay Lohan. Parent trap had better Jedi.
@@jackhensel3335 Her, and Hayley Mills.
and the fake looking hair extensions
@@rennmaxbeta that they both have, despite traveling in different parts of the galaxy.
Don't you guys just love world building that establishes lore-based rules and then immediately breaks said rules? Very immersive.
When Smilo Ren removes his helmet, it is revealed to be Frank Drebin from Police Squad. And he doesn't want to catch them Jedi in America.
That would be the best thing to happen with this abomination of a show
Reaper, drinker, and disparu are the reasons I'm happy for bad Star Wars
The holy trinity 😊
Acolyte is not the actual entertainment. The RUclips critics videos of it is the actual entertainment. So I’d like to take this moment to thank Disney and Leslie Forehead for this series. Thank you.
And these "women" want a raise...
Funnily enough, it’s been revealed that Disney paid all the women in this show less
@@mediamanjamessmith251 So all that money did go where?
These women want all the perks with none of the work.
@@mediamanjamessmith251based Disney?
At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if disney is money laundering for ISIS. That sounds crazy, until you look at how many gay and anti-family garbage media they produce. Why fire bullets when you can just demoralize your enemies? US birth rates are about to hit a 200 year low 👀
The Original Trilogy runs in roughly the same amount of time as this series. The former cemented a legacy, the latter is so contrived it's impossible to accept it was conceived by a rational mind.
You can't use the word conceived.
It's immersion breaking.
It's funny that the Jedis _kind of forgot_ about their ability to sense things or the existence of FOBs. Glad they had a discount Rocket Raccoon to sniff the underwear of the missing jedi.
There are two theories: A) According to the current lore, the Jedi were at their peak but extremely lenient and somewhat disconnected from the Force; and B) According to the fans, the Jedi were numerous but individually they were weak. The *Barash vow* is evidence that there is something wrong among the Jedi because those who take it, leave the Order to "reconnect" with the Force, meaning they have lost their ways.
I mean, the scene is tracking a wookie jedi through a jungle, where he's assassinated.
The potential this has for cool scenes and opportunities for great storytelling is limitless.
Instead we get a squirrel sniffing cloth. 😂
@@n4ughty_knight the entire high republic 'current lore' makes no sense mate.
"We're not defined by our Pronouns, we're defined by how we use our Pronouns" -Sun Tzu
When Disney Star Wars reviews like this are more entertaining and fun to watch than the actual product you're supposed to watch.
Beautiful to see Disney implode yet again
another point. the jedi know discount Ezra killed the shop owner and gave the poison to kill the jedi.....and they just let him go for no reason
Morally grey, duh.
Because they are girls.
@chazzitz-wh4ly yeah women love "morally grey" God should release the footage from the garden
Also Ki Adi Mundi is a master forty years before he was born.
I’m not even watching the show I’m just supporting the RUclips videos shitting on it, and a reaper video shitting on the acolyte is fine wine
“Oh no! That poor Xenomorph! You didn’t have to kill it master.”
“Are you smoking death sticks?!
5:04 WHO GIVES A FLYING SHIT ABOUT PRONOUNS!!??!
I agree who cares
Reaper, you’ve held in this colossal turd long enough, now release it.
Thank you.
The gay of many
2:01 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I thought the saaaame thing 😂😂😂😂
Each time we think Disney Star Wars has hit rock bottom, Kathleen somehow manage to do worst.
I don't think they've heard the saying:
"If you've hit rock bottom; the first thing to do is stop digging." 😂
Somehow Kennedy always returns
"She/he/they/ze is too dangerous to be kept alive!!"
Remember when Star Wars was cool and not just another platform? Good times. Thanks Reaper for your wonderful videos.
Man, I love you. Never change please. This is peak movie reviews.
Yeah I enjoy watching this man's videos 😂😂😂
Darth Vader randomly time traveling and then brutally unaliving every character in the show sounds really appealing!
unaliving?
@@Dem0man1108 Write the real word and the algorithm will flag it as a call for violence and delete the comment.
@@Matixmer Eventually the algorithm will flag 'unalive'. It's a treadmill.
@@user-tp7gy4dj4l
Yeah, but what can I do? Could have simply not wrote my comment at all and give them the default win!?
What really makes me chuckle is that im almost 100% certain that by the end of the season theyre going to suddenly have the characters doing the things that make sense to "throw us off" and pull the "fooooooled yoouuu!!" bullshit.
Which will be all the more hilarious because by that point it'll make even less sense than it already does if they start doing shit that is reasonable. God this show is a barrel of monkey farts. I mean laughs.
Spoiler alert: Smilo Ren is Discount Ezra Miller.
Starwars went down the shitter when it was no longer written by George Lucas.
Reaper is my favorite because it sounds like he takes it so personally, like they made these trash movies and shows just because they knew it would ruin his day. lol Cracks me up. Keep up the good fight Reap
Don't you love how the Jedi just abandon one of their own on a random ass planet for like no reason? They know this wookie master hasn't communicated with HQ in over a year so he could just be dead in a gorge somewhere but NO an assassin going after his life means we must go and retrieve him now. You didn't give a shit about him for over a year, BUT NOW HE'S WORTH CHECKING ON! No wonder the Wookie didn't put a fight, he let himself die out of pure spite.
Also funny how they now know Sol is on the list of targets but let him tag along on this mission, shouldn't you like seal him away somewhere an assassin can't get him? Or like pressure him a little on what the fuck happened on that planet? No?
What’s in the box!
@@chazzitz-wh4ly Surprise! It's a bunch more boxes with a bunch more mysteries inside because we don't know how to write, or basically just what we're doing in general!
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit." -- W.C. Fields
Darth vader was the reason Star Wars was so successful and popular and now it’s just sad
I thought it was because of the cool light sticks
@@n4ughty_knight true
@@n4ughty_knightI think it was the light sticks.
@@n4ughty_knight Both. It was both
I thought it was the chicks.
All the bootlicker Disney shills will ignore all of this and will still say this is the best show they have ever watched. 😂
And proceed to gaslight us real fans
Love your vids man
One of the defences to Kil Adi Mundi (outside of shouldn't even exist) is that he didn't know smilo ren was a sith as they haven't been seen for over a millenia, which doesn't work because Qui Gon and Obi Wan knew Darth Maul was a sith straight away and they should be able TO SENSE HIM.
"Discount Ezra Miller"
The Mad Goose Wizard.
I'm convinced that all the Disney Star Wars stuff is money laundering shemes.
I agree. $180,000,000 for _these_ SFX?
Imagine the film Kill Bill if the protagonist just gave up her quest for revenge for no reason and turned herself in to the cops. 🤣
Imagine Kill Bill if someone told it backwards, made Bill an amalgam of all the villains, but for some reason he's the good guy and The Bride is evil, THEN he stopped and turned himself into the cops. Lol and they wonder why nobody cares smh Doesn't make any f*ckin sense lol
Most accurate reviews on the internet
I will always love the Matt Berry insert at the end.
So fitting, as well.
nearly spat coffee everywhere. Thanks for the laughs Reaper
You can even argue the bug only attacked them because it was drawn to the lightsaber 😂
Jar Jar character is 10000% better than whole Awokelyte show.
This is one of the best shows I’ve never seen. Thank you reaper.
Stenberg's acting is reaching J-Lo level bad.
The big lebowski reference is perfect 👌. Thank you for the laughs 😂😊❤
the last 10 minutes of this episode (aka the second half LOL) had me doing the Confused Travolta scene hahaha
Finally... I've been waiting for this 🙂
The Acolyte has no object permanence, temporal continuity, or moral center.
The best reviews, great work.
I used to have bead curtains like that in my grandmas kitchen, in the 1990s.. that were there since 1960s
And yet the thought of Chewbacca wearing a coat in a hot ass jungle without so much as suffering heat stroke, never crossed the minds of the writers on this turd show.
Wow, such brilliant, mind-bending storytelling.
yet another amazing video, keep up the good work these are funny
I adore the channel. Please keep up the great reviews and smart rants
The writers of this show think that they are writing some immense intellectual piece of cinema, when in reality, is has all the depth of a kiddie pool. As Force users shouldnt they be able to detect each other, if Discount Ezra Miller is Smylo Ren, shouldnt Mae be able to sense that?
Why did they need to Prairie Dog, shouldnt the Jedi be able to sense where the Jedi Wookie is?
No.. they will claim that Star Wars is for kids to justify writing dumb stuff like if kids were complete retards
The Asian guy also has one expression
He's still in the Squid Game. If he smiles, he dies. 😢
I think it’s a directing issue more than anything.
😂@@hereb4theend
Love your videos bro glad you were on the open bar 100!! Cheers from Massachusetts
That Rick James haircut is just too much haha...I don't know what's worse, that, or the fact she PERFECTLY cuts her hair with a lightsaber without burning her face off and her entire scalp.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! STOP BEING SO SEXIST AND JUST WATCH THE SHOWWWW!!!!!" - The Simps, like clockwork
Got to love there reactions
Good straight to the point review.
Oh please do the first part of The Boys S4, tear that show a new one.
"You cannot kill a Jedi with weapons...except paring knives...and lightsabers."
"I'm fluent in squirrel"
Lmao, man you crack me up. Too bad it took the Acolyte to find the channel.
The is a perfect series to piss off an entire community
Spaceballs is officially more legitimate now 😎
Another Brilliant review keep it up Reaper 👍 😂😂😂
Love these reviews. Brutally honest.
Gotta put the Dude clip in the rotation 🤣 🤣 🤣
God help us, this is pure shit.
Thank you for your service
The mountain fortress made out of charcoal briquettes
Thank you for your sacrifice! 🫡
Black African Guy here, LOVE YOUR CONTENT!
REAPER YOU THE EBST
Star war rest of peace 1977-2024 .
Finally been waiting on this for am in lets go 🙏
Bro please do all the Disney shows like this video, fucking love it. Subbed
Clip game was bangin today brah!!😂😂 cheers!!
Here for Reaper. SW is dead
I never was into star wars in the first place, but this still makes me sad.
The Jedi Council embraced DEI resulting in incompetent Jedi in the series.
I like the "Smilo Ren" name 😂
Loved your fire in the booth🔥
I just noticed ur Death from Darksiders! Nice. Epic game...
Been waiting so muchso much
Will the Season 2 of "Rings of Power" be even worse 😂
I doubt Reaper that anyone who makes this show even knows their own damn lore
Grown up Danny Partridge as a jedi.