@@Justiceincorporated. Unfortunately America put the cult back in power. America has lost their mind. Every other country needs to prepare accordingly.
Maybe another country will do as the US has done and invade us, replace our democratically-elected leader, and replace him with one that serves their economic self-interests.
It's fascinating that after all this time reporters continue to ask trump serious questions as though he has thought about the issue and has an intelligent and rational answer
The thing is, they’re asking him their best questions, knowing that he’ll give the worst answers. It’s almost like they’re setting out to prove they’re smarter than him…which may be true.
Makes me wonder too. If you have direct evidence that the other person/team is cheating, what is the point in asking them serious questions? Try asking if they think the sky is blue or something equally ridiculous. Change the rules of the game on them
Greenland is owed to the USA. Western Europe has had FREE military protection since 1945! Why should Denmark think they should own/control it?? The USA already has military on it.
In 1380, Norway entered into a union with Denmark under the Danish crown, which meant that Greenland became part of the Danish-Norwegian union. This Union was later split up, Norway went to Sweden, Greenland to Denmark. Greenland is not for sale. Neither is Denmark or Canada or the Panama Canal, I hear. - The only country You can buy is The United States of America. Just ask Elon Musk, he knows which price he had to pay.
great comment . way above anything Trump will understand though.... can you present your argument in simple pictures... oh and provide some crayons so Donald can colour the pictures in while he is told the story... just to see if that will help embed the historic facts into his little mind!
I have to fast forward every time he speaks and it's sickening even looking at pictures of him. His face, expressions and voice literally makes me want to vomit.
on the bright side, this intentional escalation of chaos could ultimately shorten the duration of our suffering. so, you know, there's that. something to dream about and hope for, if nothing else 🤷
America is going to be the joke of the world the next four years with these news conferences. I know that when I travel overseas, and people ask me where I am from, I am going to say Greenland.
America has been the joke of the world since the second Bush administration. Step out of your country once in a while, you'll find intelligent educated people who have been shaking their heads at your inane culture for decades.
recently a historian came up with the observation, that all of Musk's "plans" are being taken from a scifi book of Wernher von Braun, V2 rocket inventor, later NASA director for Apollo. In that book, hyperloop, Mars colonization, and a dictatorship called "technocracy" is invented. Musk sees himself as the jesus to fulfill von Braun's nazi visions.
Nothing can prepare me for the next 4 years, trump economic policies could certainly lead to significant economic consequences for the U.S, I’m really concerned about how the current economic crisis and rising inflation have really taken a toll on my portfolio. It's becoming quite worrisome, especially at my age.
I completely understand what you mean. These financial challenges affect older citizens like us more significantly. It's concerning to see our savings and investments diminishing in value. I’m also very worried but what can I do
Truly the situations are difficult but it has honestly never been easy. What I figured out years back what that with proper guidance, we can predict some of these situations and take advantage of them. Have you considered seeking the help of a financial advisor? I have been working with one since the corona lockdown, and she has been instrumental in navigating these difficult times. She understands the unique needs of older individuals and can provide valuable guidance.
Annette Christine Conte is the licensed advisor I use and i'm just putting this out here because you asked. You can Just search the name. You’d find necessary details to work with to set up an appointment.
I just googled her and I'm really impressed with her credentials; I reached out to her since I need all the assistance I can get. I just scheduled a caII.
As an American who did NOT vote for Mr. Crazy Pants, I am utterly ashamed and horrified at my fellow countrymen for voting for this obviously insane person, and putting us and the entire world in a ridiculously dangerous situation. God save us all!
@@kelbatt7729I'm a Canadian and my parents plumber mentioned he went to a house of Americans who moved here that had a shrine to Trump and got down on their knees and prayed he would win right in front of him. So in their mind he is 'true'
Scraped together to move out of the country after our only two options were Trump or Biden. A few years later watching this from Spain I’m glad I left and embarrassed when I tell people where I’m from.
There is no way that orange bozo 🤡 legitimately won. I'm hopeful that the truth will come out and the rightful winner will take her place as our next presidllent! 💙🩵💙🩵💙
@@eyeseer1it is part of denmark. helgoland and sylt belong to germany😊. and there are no polar bears living in germany, in greenland already. trump's son is welcome to continue walking there.
@@elizabethalexander6528money? dollars? the currency of the govt as run by tfg? why? to help establish fires to stay warm and cook our food? there are just more efficient forms of fuel. outside of that, idk what good the money will be.
Terrible, bleeping unbelievable. What a joke. So disgusting. The Supreme Court should be held accountable and sentenced for breaking the law, or doesn’t the law apply to the people in high positions. The Supreme Court shouldn’t be able to rule against the Constitution.
To be fair, the justices, in majority, on the Supreme Court bench don't understand the plain language of the Constitution so they don't know that they are making new law contrary to that constitution. Now where did I read an amendment to that constution that begins with "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State"?
Murka, land of the free home of the brave. Land of law and order, greatest democracy in the history of the world - really? Murka be goin' down and not in a good way. We are gonna love it.
Sooo you’re completely OK that Clinton r*ped minors on Epstein Island, or how their foundation stole millions in aid for Haiti, Hillary using her private email to handle classified information and then scrubbing all evidence, or how their billion dollar offshore accounts were leaked, and Pelosi calling off the National Guard on Jan 6… but when Trump’s tax person files hush money for a p*r star as a tax deduction WOAH. THATS TOO FAR. Gotcha….
they're allowed to do that because they did, in fact, decide that some people *are* above the law. I'm nearly apathetic, anymore, but still object to the abject horrors we will suffer due to tfg's pathetic lack of competence and seeming commitment to instigating conflict, constantly and continually, willingly escalating this chaos until the point of- and beyond the brink of war. I'm sad how #¥¢√£& we all are. this timeline sucks.
I am watching you from Ukraine. It looks scary to us and to the world! Thanks for your great humour, it makes me think and feel that not all Americans are insane.
It makes me very sad to listen to Trump talk nonsense about safety and freedom to nations that are allies with more safety and freedom than USA. IF Trump truly wanted a safe world he would commit USA to join forces with the European nations that want free world boots on the ground in Ukraine. Ensuring safety would be to ensure POOtin do not gain one single benefit from illegally attacking your independent democratic nation!
i would be more scared of Russia than America if i lived in Ukraine...even with this political turmoil going on in north America ;it's still a thousand times worse in Ukraine ...like in reality people are just over reacting.
How do the reporters during these press conferences not just burst out laughing? I wouldn't last 3 min, then cry uncontrollably. This is the dumbest timeline ever in the multiverse
Real professionals would and should burst out laughing. They’d lose their spot in the press pool, however public mockery of willful ignorance and stupidity is our most solemn civic duty as Americans.
My question is, who is the idiot who, instead of asking, "are you seriously planning on seizing Greenland and Panama?" Instead, this idiot asked, "how will you do it?"
@@u98626 The thing is. Media probably would serve the people a lot better if they asked some hard questions, got kicked out of his press conferences, then just reported on what he was doing rather than the rambling.
@@tunatofu63 So what? I am sick and tired of this argument. Too many voters were too complacent, uneducated or outright evil to make him president. Now he represents ALL Americans, even the ones who did not vote for him, he is the face and voice of the USA. Deal with it.
Four years?, I am willing to bet he'll never leave, even if he is not the one running in 2028, he will still tell America whom to vote for for every seat in Congress and the White House.
As the song goes, "Every time it rains, it rains pennies from heaven." And Trump thinks heaven is a sucker for giving away those precious drops, each worth a penny, for free, so he is going to take over heaven.
Actually, the rain comes from the ocean, ultimately, so it's a circular argument called the Hydrologic Cycle. Lunatic Elect Trump would understand this.
Hi Seth. Thank you for a wonderful show. I have been a follower since before 2019 - one thought one had seen it all LOL. Love from Denmark. Insanity seems to be infinite and exponential.
And if you are post menopausal as I am you're crying because you're mourning over what is happening to our country, crying because you're laughing so hard and crying because, well, because you always pee and cry when you LOL.
I’m sure this will get lost in the shuffle, but my dad died of cancer last week. I opened RUclips last night (Monday), and of course, there were no new Late Night clips. I assumed you were off for another week, and I was miserable because my dad’s funeral was today (Tuesday), and I really could have used a laugh or two. Though he didn’t watch the show, my dad was a true Jackal. He was a gleefully pedantic attorney with a quick sense of humor who loved being right. I know he would want to thank the whole Late Night team for coming back on the air just in time to make me smile when I needed it most. So if you guys ever think your job isn’t important, you’re wrong. Thanks for everything you do.
I'm so very sorry for your loss, I will say a prayer for you and your family and so glad you could get some levity in. You are not lost in the shuffle at all. You are found.
Condolences on losing your Dad. I went through it a couple years ago and it was so hard. I totally understand you looking to Seth for some laughs and thinking about your dad as a jackal. I'm glad the show returned in time for you last night. Sending love to you and your family. ❤
"I did nothing wrong" ... he's been using that excuse since he was 3 ... which is still his mental age and knowledge level (my apologies to all 3 year olds out there)
For Trump, whatever he does, including invading and owning territories of other sovereign countries, is not a crime. It is legit. That is what he meant by DEMOCRACY😂 In a nutshell democracy for him and his dogs and slavery for loosers. It is the audacious style of white guys ever since Alexander III of Macedon (relatively ancient Greek Empire). The predatory attitude is in their DNA.
He not even thinking of buying. He may use military to take it like how Russia doing to Ukraine. This makes those 77 mil even more crazy for giving him the vote. Is this what we are getting? To get America in war with a sovereign nations by trying to steal their country?
But with a realtor in the White House maybe Denmark should put in an offer for Florida. Denmark could use a spaceport. Floridians are threatened and are so unsafe. They will be able to enjoy true freedom and democracy being Danes and Denmark can "Make Florida emission free again!" It´s will be a real estate deal, really....
If you've never been to America, this is kinda how we roll. I emigrated to Canada 20 years ago. I like it better here, but the crazy keeps seeping north. Not sure where to go to avoid rule by idiots.
Is it insane or just bloody terrifying? Jesus Christ, America, get your fucking act together. 4 more years of this??? Good grief, sir, I say good grief!
They can't even stop school shootings cuz "freedumb". You think they can get their act together? The ruling party believes in religious mythology. America is fucked.
@marqueshawalker2111 oh bro. Wana party? We are inside a black hole. I can see the way out, but this abomination is so dark and horrible, we got 0.067% chance of getting home.
What I can’t understand as an Australian why are the press overly polite to this man. ..Not a direct question from anyone ..How about asking him WTF are you talking about..
If a reporter is overly unprofessional or unnecessarily confrontational, the Trump team would likely revoke the press credentials of the news organization with which that reporter is affiliated, causing them to lose access to future press conferences indefinitely; this isn't the Biden White House, which followed longstanding tradition and did not threaten revocation of press credentials just because a reporter asks a difficult, challenging, or embarrassing question
His first term he tried to pull SNL off of the air. The man has NO sense of humor whatsoever. There will be no poking of the bear. Enjoy while it’s still here.
They broadcast this entire press conference on a UK news channel I was watching. I genuinely cannot believe this man is president of the most powerful country on earth. He's actually mentally unwell. It was like listening to one of those crazy guys who stands on a box in the middle of the park and just talks nonsense.
Yep. It's going to make watching the news impossible for the next four years. I don't fancy paying a TV licence fee to see/listen to tr*mp's insane ramblings. I barely made it through his last term. Every day he said something that made my teeth itch.
As an American who lived through the former Trump Administration, my advice to our friends across the pond would be not to get too hung up on what he says, but rather focus on what he actually does as President, in terms of the actual legislation that is passed and the actual actions and Executive Orders of his incoming Administration and the way they are actually implemented and put into practice
And tariffs on my native Denmark. Go ahead toad. The 5% we export to the soon bankrupt states will not make much impact. The next 4 years US FP debt will go from 35 to 45 trillion dollars because the US billionaires will no pay their taxes.
When he said "625 million acres- people don't realize..." I honestly said to myself, "Oh- please explain it to us dummies" And he did not disappoint. Except now I'm dumber.
I can’t believe that instead of having a President and Vice President who are happy, kind, compassionate and determined to do everything they could to help Americans have better lives, we are going to be suffering through 4 years of hate filled whining monologues filled with nothing but delusional lies. I am so fearful for what he and his fellow delusional administration are going to try to do to destroy our Country.
Well neither candidate was happy, kind, compassionate or determined to do everything they could to help americans have better lives lmao.. not sure what election you were watching but it was between a fascist and a uncaring liberal puppet..
One of my coworkers thinks Trump is the best president ever. And she's a lesbian. How can a lesbian think that way? You're working against your own interests.
@WendiBeatty same as the Hispanics who voted for him not thinking they or family would be deported. A lot of them are now realising the error of their choices.
You should know better by now - he is distracting and deflecting. One, he wants to grab attention away from Carters funeral. Two, he is about to take over and has to fulfill his promises but he won't be able to get prices down or to stop the Ukraine war etc. ... so ... just make some outlandish claims about something totally unrelated and let everybody drool over that. He is throwing sticks and more often than not pretending to throw a stick. And the press is the dog that just can't resist catching those sticks regardless of size, shape or if they even exist.
Unfortunately, he is still every one president if in the US. However, he can still be removed through impeachment. Let's make it happen, enough with this crazy clown show. He got a second chance to presidency and should have shown change but to show to be even more deranged.
@@kito1san First of all he is not the POTUS yet. Second: Any impeachment however justified will lead to nothing with Reputincans holding both houses. We have to face the ugly truth.
@@shadoudirges Why were they not waiting in the hall with a straight jacket? I feel like trump is testing our patience and stamina like a toddler who’s been told to stop and pushes the plate of spaghetti closer to the edge of the table. But this seriously is the most dangerous “toddler” in and for the world. He’s not playing with spaghetti. He’s playing with matches and he is going to burn the world down. Who, before that happens, will put the straight jacket on this wrecking ball of a two year old?
Don’t be drained. Trump manipulates and distracts both, his supporters by telling them what they want to hear, and his detractors by telling them what they don’t want to hear. Oppose what Trump actually does. Ignore what he proclaims he’ll do. Meanwhile, stop taking this evil entity’s, masquerading as a man, insane talk seriously.
Consider your choice of words and apply them were it is truly deserved. Trump was born to a dysfunctional American family; bought his way through American schools, churches and universities; failed in American businesses and institutions; then - even after he screwed up the office the first time, impeached twice, committed an insurrection, possibly treason and was deemed the worst president in American history, all while accruing multiple felony convictions - re-elected by the American people. Many of those people consider that orange buffoon a genius. Given this... Who is really the stupid person? That would be the average American.
He does know what NATO is? He does know that Denmark is a member of NATO? He does know what NATO does if one of their members is invaded or attacked by another country? And as has been pointed out. Canada is part of the Commonwealth. Which is another, different, group of Countries that would take offence to this little man.
everyone seems to believe tfg's actions are arbitrary, and not dictated-no, *commanded* (loosely)-to instigate chaos and conflict, to bring about inevitable war. he's the puppet.
Does he know that Greenland has a Large NATO base on that land mass? Canada has support from NATO, The british commonwealth, the Pacific Treaty countries, and ANZUK. The ANZUS treaty went bye bye a long time ago. America suddenly has NO support - except may be Russia and North Korea....
I couldnt have gotten throw his first 4 years without them,I never thought I would have to stock up my liqour cabinet again and need these 3 all over again 😢
The problem with that is the wacko conservative press would still go and there would be no legitimate reporters there to report truthfully and to ask questions and at least attempt to hold him accountable.
@@LadyDoomsingercringing is for children who don't know how to process their feelings in a situation. grow up and start *worrying* about us, like an adult, please.
Life expectancy being 77,5 for man I'd say fingers crossed guys.... I can't believe he is your next president again.... Keep sane. Keep strong. Keep humane. Best of luck to all of you.
The problem isn't Spanky, he was just the key the Republicans used to gain the power via the SC. Now they can put whoever they want on the throne who would be easier to control and can at least appear to be competent.
Sorry, a convicted criminal who says such crazy things is no longer taken seriously because politics is not a business but more about diplomacy and for Trump, explained again in simple words: "Diplomacy is the art of dealing with other people in a friendly and understanding manner, especially when important decisions or negotiations are involved. It helps to resolve disputes between different groups or countries peacefully. Diplomats working for their countries try to find common solutions by talking to each other and sharing their opinions. This way they can work together and avoid conflict instead of just arguing or fighting." If Trump invades Greenland, he will be attacking Denmark, a NATO member, and the mutual assistance arrangements of all NATO members will come into effect, and they will then rush to Denmark's aid, i.e. all of Europe and Canada! How stupid is this pensioner? Does he even know anything?
haha, yeah, your family sounds crazy! their wish for you must be completely unfounded, based upon nothing at all, hahaha were I you, I'd listen to them and do so if I could
If his family are UK citizens, he can just move here. I suggest BC, as it is warm here and we do not have snow in the south. The Island is a lot like the UK.
@@lindaa9005 I mean, you can't just drive in and say hi, I live here now. But a US citizen could definitely move to a different country, including Canada...
Another brilliant 4 years for Late Night Hosts with stories you could never imagine of. Sad for the people. Stay strong America. Just another 4 years ;(
I mean, did you *_see_* those Puritans they sent over to start with? When you're too bigoted against Catholics for *_ENGLAND_* something is not right under that hat buckle...
America has lost their mind. Every other country needs to prepare accordingly.
No just the cult.
I urge you to prepare your country to stop this MAGA for the next 4 years. It will spread there, I promise.
@@Justiceincorporated. Unfortunately America put the cult back in power. America has lost their mind. Every other country needs to prepare accordingly.
I agree! I feel we need to quarantine. Nobody comes in, nobody gets out. Especially donny dumpster fire!
Maybe another country will do as the US has done and invade us, replace our democratically-elected leader, and replace him with one that serves their economic self-interests.
Once upon a time, hearing this nonsense from a person, would have been grounds to call an insane asylum.
Ya, what about all that money the USA has spent on defending Western Europe during the Cold War and got nothing in return!?!?
It's real 'Through the Looking Glass' stuff, isn't it?
the neoliberals cut the bottom out of funding for mental health care over the last 40 years, starting with Reagan.
Yes and also would get him impeach for inciting the act of war. Come to think of it, he did a similar speech in the events leading up to Jan 6th.
Now you just call them a Republican.
It's fascinating that after all this time reporters continue to ask trump serious questions as though he has thought about the issue and has an intelligent and rational answer
I thought he was asking sarcastically 😂
The thing is, they’re asking him their best questions, knowing that he’ll give the worst answers. It’s almost like they’re setting out to prove they’re smarter than him…which may be true.
Sane-washing
Makes me wonder too. If you have direct evidence that the other person/team is cheating, what is the point in asking them serious questions? Try asking if they think the sky is blue or something equally ridiculous. Change the rules of the game on them
Greenland is owed to the USA. Western Europe has had FREE military protection since 1945! Why should Denmark think they should own/control it?? The USA already has military on it.
In 1380, Norway entered into a union with Denmark under the Danish crown, which meant that Greenland became part of the Danish-Norwegian union. This Union was later split up, Norway went to Sweden, Greenland to Denmark.
Greenland is not for sale. Neither is Denmark or Canada or the Panama Canal, I hear.
- The only country You can buy is The United States of America. Just ask Elon Musk, he knows which price he had to pay.
Well stated!! America is not a country. America is a business, bought to the highest bidder. 🤨
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The US belongs to the Native, Indians
Yep 🎉
great comment . way above anything Trump will understand though.... can you present your argument in simple pictures... oh and provide some crayons so Donald can colour the pictures in while he is told the story... just to see if that will help embed the historic facts into his little mind!
I'm at a point in time I can't listen to this man we have to call president. My 8 year old speaks more coherently.
I have a 28 year old son who has Autism and is non-verbal. He has more honor and integrity than the Tangerine Jack-A-Lope.
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Not My President Never Ever.
I have to fast forward every time he speaks and it's sickening even looking at pictures of him. His face, expressions and voice literally makes me want to vomit.
Yeah I love A Closer Look but it was incredibly difficult to listen to 🍊 voice for so many seconds in a row.
I'm already exhausted.
Awe. Try and be strong.💪🏽
Me, too and I'm Canadian
@@JudyPitcherMe 3, also Canadian
on the bright side, this intentional escalation of chaos could ultimately shorten the duration of our suffering.
so, you know, there's that.
something to dream about and hope for, if nothing else 🤷
@@Justiceincorporated.It's like riding a train with Sibyl at the switch.
This American stands with Canada, Mexico, Greenland, & Panama. 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦
Don't forget Peru :P
This European stands with Antarctica
the Rangers canadiens don't need any help
Same!!!!
And Ukraine 🇺🇦
Please keep going Seth and team. We need you more than ever.
You can see why the whole UN laughed at Trump. Trump voters should be ashamed to put this man back in the WH
They're too stupid to be ashamed.
The sane americans agrees with you. Also not even sure why we have this lunatic back at his rhetoric. Can someone impeach him out of office.
You so correct. I hope these voters realize it, so as to make better decisions in the future.
Shame requires self-awareness and knowing you messed up. Don't hold your breath.
The reporters act as if it's normal.
America is going to be the joke of the world the next four years with these news conferences. I know that when I travel overseas, and people ask me where I am from, I am going to say Greenland.
Going to be...? Already are
“Going to be”? Too late……
America has been the joke of the world since the second Bush administration. Step out of your country once in a while, you'll find intelligent educated people who have been shaking their heads at your inane culture for decades.
America has been the joke of the world since 2016
We are already and have been the joke of the world.
Narcissistic Trump had to do his Press Conference today, because Trump could not stand Jimmy Carter's Funeral have any attention.
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@@HelynnHeelsand even criticize them. If I was the family I'd banned him from the funeral.
Spot on. So true. He even trashed Carter in the process.
Orange POS
He even complained that flags will be at half staff on his inauguration day smh
Its a funeral😂🤣🤡💩 Imagine your ego is so fragile you oppose a funeral. 😂🤣
If I was a reporter at that " press conference " I would have stood up, called him an idiot, then left laughing my ass off as I walked out.
Feels weird hearing this about Greenland. We lost soldiers fighting America's wars as an ally. And now the US sounds like Russia. 😮🇩🇰
Trump has been ordered by his handlers in the Kremlin to destroy every single alliance the US has: "Make sure that they don't respect or trust you."
Yes but they don't know that 🥴 but if they mess with you, they mess with all the rest of us too 🇩🇰🇸🇪🇪🇺
Indeed🇳🇴
@@L.K.Rydensindeed 🇳🇱🇧🇪
recently a historian came up with the observation, that all of Musk's "plans" are being taken from a scifi book of Wernher von Braun, V2 rocket inventor, later NASA director for Apollo. In that book, hyperloop, Mars colonization, and a dictatorship called "technocracy" is invented. Musk sees himself as the jesus to fulfill von Braun's nazi visions.
Nothing can prepare me for the next 4 years, trump economic policies could certainly lead to significant economic consequences for the U.S, I’m really concerned about how the current economic crisis and rising inflation have really taken a toll on my portfolio. It's becoming quite worrisome, especially at my age.
I completely understand what you mean. These financial challenges affect older citizens like us more significantly. It's concerning to see our savings and investments diminishing in value. I’m also very worried but what can I do
Truly the situations are difficult but it has honestly never been easy. What I figured out years back what that with proper guidance, we can predict some of these situations and take advantage of them. Have you considered seeking the help of a financial advisor? I have been working with one since the corona lockdown, and she has been instrumental in navigating these difficult times. She understands the unique needs of older individuals and can provide valuable guidance.
That sounds like a good idea. Could you share some details about your financial advisor? How can I get in touch with her?
Annette Christine Conte is the licensed advisor I use and i'm just putting this out here because you asked. You can Just search the name. You’d find necessary details to work with to set up an appointment.
I just googled her and I'm really impressed with her credentials; I reached out to her since I need all the assistance I can get. I just scheduled a caII.
As an American who did NOT vote for Mr. Crazy Pants, I am utterly ashamed and horrified at my fellow countrymen for voting for this obviously insane person, and putting us and the entire world in a ridiculously dangerous situation. God save us all!
If he is true- why did he let Trump win !
Can you imagine that this was the better choice of the two........
@@MABA333I can't imagine how he could have been considered...
Unfortunately God lets us make our own mistakes
@@kelbatt7729I'm a Canadian and my parents plumber mentioned he went to a house of Americans who moved here that had a shrine to Trump and got down on their knees and prayed he would win right in front of him. So in their mind he is 'true'
Scraped together to move out of the country after our only two options were Trump or Biden. A few years later watching this from Spain I’m glad I left and embarrassed when I tell people where I’m from.
I always told people I was Canadian when I lived in Europe.😂
I work for a US organization (I'm Canadian and Kiwi) and they give us a lot of clothing with US logos. Embarrassed to wear it here in NZ.......
I never admit my citizenship if I can avoid it.
Im not American and Im at a loss for words how Americans voted for this thing.
I am a born citizen of the US and I’m right there with ya. Smdh.
don't worry, there are tens of millions of us here wondering the exact same thing... and we're surrounded by these nutjobs
I'm American and I sure as hell didn't vote for him.
There is no way that orange bozo 🤡 legitimately won. I'm hopeful that the truth will come out and the rightful winner will take her place as our next presidllent! 💙🩵💙🩵💙
Half of us are sane and the other half live in trump world 🙃
I stand with the people of Greenland. Long may they thrive
There are barely any people to stand with.
Panama, Denmark, and Canada are all upping their recruitment efforts.
@@theshadowman1398Noone stands with you.
Greenland is owned by Deutschland and was never for sale to begin with.
@@eyeseer1it is part of denmark. helgoland and sylt belong to germany😊. and there are no polar bears living in germany, in greenland already. trump's son is welcome to continue walking there.
...And he isn't even in office yet....We are so doomed.
America is the only democracy that has two Presidents at the same time. Some distinction!
Yes you are and it'll be good riddance. Bye bye murka.
We are. Save your money and be safe.
Told ya so
@@elizabethalexander6528money? dollars? the currency of the govt as run by tfg? why? to help establish fires to stay warm and cook our food? there are just more efficient forms of fuel.
outside of that, idk what good the money will be.
"The Ocean of America." Love it. Getting my Sharpie now.
Terrible, bleeping unbelievable. What a joke. So disgusting. The Supreme Court should be held accountable and sentenced for breaking the law, or doesn’t the law apply to the people in high positions. The Supreme Court shouldn’t be able to rule against the Constitution.
To be fair, the justices, in majority, on the Supreme Court bench don't understand the plain language of the Constitution so they don't know that they are making new law contrary to that constitution. Now where did I read an amendment to that constution that begins with "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State"?
Pretty sure your constitution is why he is able to get away with this lol
Murka, land of the free home of the brave. Land of law and order, greatest democracy in the history of the world - really? Murka be goin' down and not in a good way. We are gonna love it.
Sooo you’re completely OK that Clinton r*ped minors on Epstein Island, or how their foundation stole millions in aid for Haiti, Hillary using her private email to handle classified information and then scrubbing all evidence, or how their billion dollar offshore accounts were leaked, and Pelosi calling off the National Guard on Jan 6… but when Trump’s tax person files hush money for a p*r star as a tax deduction WOAH. THATS TOO FAR. Gotcha….
they're allowed to do that because they did, in fact, decide that some people *are* above the law.
I'm nearly apathetic, anymore, but still object to the abject horrors we will suffer due to tfg's pathetic lack of competence and seeming commitment to instigating conflict, constantly and continually, willingly escalating this chaos until the point of- and beyond the brink of war.
I'm sad how #¥¢√£& we all are. this timeline sucks.
I am watching you from Ukraine. It looks scary to us and to the world! Thanks for your great humour, it makes me think and feel that not all Americans are insane.
It makes me very sad to listen to Trump talk nonsense about safety and freedom to nations that are allies with more safety and freedom than USA. IF Trump truly wanted a safe world he would commit USA to join forces with the European nations that want free world boots on the ground in Ukraine. Ensuring safety would be to ensure POOtin do not gain one single benefit from illegally attacking your independent democratic nation!
So many Americans stand with Ukraine. I fear that Trump stands with puppet-master Putin.
Just almost 50 per cent of Americans !
i would be more scared of Russia than America if i lived in Ukraine...even with this political turmoil going on in north America ;it's still a thousand times worse in Ukraine ...like in reality people are just over reacting.
@@richardofprague9465 well, if trump gets his way, Greenland could be the next Ukraine..
How do the reporters during these press conferences not just burst out laughing? I wouldn't last 3 min, then cry uncontrollably. This is the dumbest timeline ever in the multiverse
Real professionals would and should burst out laughing. They’d lose their spot in the press pool, however public mockery of willful ignorance and stupidity is our most solemn civic duty as Americans.
My question is, who is the idiot who, instead of asking, "are you seriously planning on seizing Greenland and Panama?" Instead, this idiot asked, "how will you do it?"
@@u98626 The thing is. Media probably would serve the people a lot better if they asked some hard questions, got kicked out of his press conferences, then just reported on what he was doing rather than the rambling.
@@gretchen8100I think it was David Sanger.
I would ask sarcastic questions in a serious tone to see if he would give a B.S. answer pretending to know what the question was about. 😂
I face-palmed so many times during this segment that I think my hand is permanently stuck to my face 😂
For the life of me I cannot believe that this nation elected this DOOFUS!
What an absolute mockery of a once proud and great nation.
Be fair. More than half of us DIDNT vote fir him. This could have been avoided if we had fixed the stupid electoral college.
I know that syphilis attacks the brain. Trump's disease is clearly already at an advanced stage!
I call it the dumping down of America. Trump said he likes the poorly educated
@@tunatofu63or followed the 14th amendment section 3
@@tunatofu63 So what? I am sick and tired of this argument. Too many voters were too complacent, uneducated or outright evil to make him president. Now he represents ALL Americans, even the ones who did not vote for him, he is the face and voice of the USA. Deal with it.
Welcome back Seth! It's going to be a long 4 years. Glad you're here with us. Keeping us sane 🫶🏼😪🫂
Four years? Wake up.
@asdusty4372 you having the same cognitive issues as trump?
Four years?, I am willing to bet he'll never leave, even if he is not the one running in 2028, he will still tell America whom to vote for for every seat in Congress and the White House.
You can always keep your hero Joe Bidens fan club going!😂
If you were sane you'd never vote for commie demrats like Dementia Joe and Cackling Kamala ! 😂 FJB !
"Rain comes down from heaven" and the ocean takes up millions of acres? What glaring brilliance, most of which none of us will ever understand ...
As the song goes, "Every time it rains, it rains pennies from heaven." And Trump thinks heaven is a sucker for giving away those precious drops, each worth a penny, for free, so he is going to take over heaven.
Actually, the rain comes from the ocean, ultimately, so it's a circular argument called the Hydrologic Cycle. Lunatic Elect Trump would understand this.
Donny would have to get to heaven to take it over, and we all know that ain’t happening .
It makes perfect sense to the millions and millions and millions of morons.
@@JohnWerner-te5zywait for it, "I know hydrology better than most , like no other"🤮🤮
Hi Seth. Thank you for a wonderful show. I have been a follower since before 2019 - one thought one had seen it all LOL. Love from Denmark. Insanity seems to be infinite and exponential.
Thanks for reaching out to U.S., most of us would not support a land grab. Peace!
Oh gawd I am not ready for this. 😭
Thank you, Seth & crew for at least making me laugh while I cry.
And if you are post menopausal as I am you're crying because you're mourning over what is happening to our country, crying because you're laughing so hard and crying because, well, because you always pee and cry when you LOL.
Is he talking about himself?
I’m gonna join the Green land defense league!
Sweet. Baby. Jesus. We are in so much trouble.
But great news and entertainment for the rest of the world right?
you're just figuring that out now?? why did you let him back in? and now you have Elon too. Worst country on earth.
@@jackharrison7613 Elon and Felon.
@@jackharrison7613: Worst country on Earth is still North Korea, but you do hyperbole.
@@jackharrison7613 oh no, I’ve known. I was just, once again, expressing my dismay. 😢
I’m avoiding social media and most news websites because…I just can’t deal with this again.
❤️, 🇨🇦
SCREW CORPORATE MEDIA. They got us here.
There are still some good informative political news sources. No point in bothering with X or FB.
@@AWilliams-m6eAny suggestions for good sources?
Same here.
Seth what a great episode expressing this crazed feeling...
☮️ Love California always! and Fdjt
I’m sure this will get lost in the shuffle, but my dad died of cancer last week. I opened RUclips last night (Monday), and of course, there were no new Late Night clips. I assumed you were off for another week, and I was miserable because my dad’s funeral was today (Tuesday), and I really could have used a laugh or two.
Though he didn’t watch the show, my dad was a true Jackal. He was a gleefully pedantic attorney with a quick sense of humor who loved being right. I know he would want to thank the whole Late Night team for coming back on the air just in time to make me smile when I needed it most. So if you guys ever think your job isn’t important, you’re wrong. Thanks for everything you do.
I'm so very sorry for your loss, I will say a prayer for you and your family and so glad you could get some levity in. You are not lost in the shuffle at all. You are found.
My condolences on your loss.
I'm so very sorry for your loss.
Condolences on losing your Dad. I went through it a couple years ago and it was so hard. I totally understand you looking to Seth for some laughs and thinking about your dad as a jackal. I'm glad the show returned in time for you last night. Sending love to you and your family. ❤
Deepest condolences
He is the literal embodiment of "Old Man Yells at Cloud"
That would imply that the old man was sane at some point, before going senile. That's not the case here
He would try to nuke the cloud.
"Old man yells at windmill"
@@khaightlynn Donald Quixote
Yes, Joe is much smarter 😂😂😂😂😂
"I did nothing wrong" ... he's been using that excuse since he was 3 ... which is still his mental age and knowledge level (my apologies to all 3 year olds out there)
He's guilty as hell.
He's never been held accountable for anything in his life, so of course he uses that excuse. It works for him.
Chump says the same thing when he craps his pants.
For Trump, whatever he does, including invading and owning territories of other sovereign countries, is not a crime. It is legit. That is what he meant by DEMOCRACY😂
In a nutshell democracy for him and his dogs and slavery for loosers. It is the audacious style of white guys ever since Alexander III of Macedon (relatively ancient Greek Empire). The predatory attitude is in their DNA.
The most infuriating this is that it's worked for him every time.
We in Europe are just speechless. America seems to be affected by a a pandemic craze. It's not the country I knew since I was a kid.
Greenland, Canada and Panama are not for sale.
Just say "No" to imperialism.
Nor Mexico!!
from the guy no cnflict xxx
He not even thinking of buying. He may use military to take it like how Russia doing to Ukraine. This makes those 77 mil even more crazy for giving him the vote. Is this what we are getting? To get America in war with a sovereign nations by trying to steal their country?
@@MsWarriordiva Claro!
But with a realtor in the White House maybe Denmark should put in an offer for Florida. Denmark could use a spaceport. Floridians are threatened and are so unsafe. They will be able to enjoy true freedom and democracy being Danes and Denmark can "Make Florida emission free again!" It´s will be a real estate deal, really....
Trump wanted his " press conference " to steal thunder from Jimmy Carter's funeral 😡
It all has to be Trump unfortunately. God forbid someone who is so much better than Trunp get the praise he so deservedly earned.
I bet his own funeral will get the highest ratings ever. He could test out that theory . . .
@@sherinameless1618looking forward to this 😊
@@sherinameless1618Imagine the relief!
Trump would hold a press conference to steal a crutch from Tiny Tim.
Thank you Seth Meyers, for keeping things real. Never stop.
be like seth, drink water 😜 stay hydrated! 💦
Seth is a leftist goon. Greenland should become the 51st state quick before Canada.
keeping things real as he reads a script most likely written by some one else..sounds a little bias like half the people in this comment section...
Kudos to Seth and the writing team for whipping up this last-minute piece!
being sentenced for a felony then taking the office of the president is fucking disgraceful and disgusting. WTF america
If you've never been to America, this is kinda how we roll. I emigrated to Canada 20 years ago. I like it better here, but the crazy keeps seeping north. Not sure where to go to avoid rule by idiots.
America was founded by criminals, so everything makes sense
Your right. Sadly, simply paying more for food and bills is enough to elect a conman, liar and felon. Many are very, very, very sad. Sorry.
@@llamamama75literally nowhere.
@@llamamama75 stupidity is part of the human condition, and sadly you aint getting away from it.. ever.
Is it insane or just bloody terrifying?
Jesus Christ, America, get your fucking act together.
4 more years of this???
Good grief, sir, I say good grief!
If they don"t fix lt the worldwill
Too late…
They can't even stop school shootings cuz "freedumb".
You think they can get their act together?
The ruling party believes in religious mythology.
America is fucked.
Hey, we’re terrified too!
@@SatchDean 🤣🤣🤣
Amazing episode. Every joke was tremendous. I saw big guys, tough guys, with tears in their eyes, and even they were laughing.
BOT!!
@@cherylcampbell9369 nah thats a trump impression
@@TheToasterWaffle ok. Got it.
😂😂😂
And they were thanking you SIR
I already miss the quiet humility of Presidents Biden, Bush, and Clinton.
I miss Obama so much
Yay! Missed you Seth!
He’s got his work cut out for this time 😂
Hey bro whatsup
His late nights and his day drinking is the only way I'm getting through this results be dammed!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@marqueshawalker2111 oh bro. Wana party? We are inside a black hole. I can see the way out, but this abomination is so dark and horrible, we got 0.067% chance of getting home.
The whole time the press conference was happening, I kept picturing the Montey Python cast yelling, "GET ON WITH IT!"
I'm hearing these highlights, and I'm turning into the old man from scene 24. "Yes! GET ON WITH IT!"
always brilliant to quote Montey Python
🤣
Maybe National Silly Walk Day instead of an inauguration...
I picture the Full Metal Jacket cast yelling, "GOOD NIGHT, SIR!!!!" Hit it, ladies.
Oh Dear God. It’s going to be worse this time around. You’ve got your work cut out to keep us sane Seth. From the UK. ❤
It’s up to you to keep yourself sane
I swear when he talk he reminds of that kid in a meme. Did you um think you um could um rphjd um ejfuf um😂😂😂😂
No one should attend his "press conferences." That would be a riot.
This rings a bell for me as an option bandied about by centre, left outlets
Or the inauguration 😔
What I can’t understand as an Australian why are the press overly polite to this man. ..Not a direct question from anyone ..How about asking him WTF are you talking about..
You forgot that Americans voted for him in the first place. I wouldn't expect much from them at this point.
they would lose their journalist credentials for white house access if they did
I agree. They stand by and let this happen. It’s disgusting! Speak up! Tell him what a moronic idiot he is to his face, in real time.
@@lisaspikes4291 If they do, he just calls them nasty, then dismisses them as fake news.
If a reporter is overly unprofessional or unnecessarily confrontational, the Trump team would likely revoke the press credentials of the news organization with which that reporter is affiliated, causing them to lose access to future press conferences indefinitely; this isn't the Biden White House, which followed longstanding tradition and did not threaten revocation of press credentials just because a reporter asks a difficult, challenging, or embarrassing question
Nothing can prepare me for the next 4 years, but Seth can make it bearable!
Do you really think the dictator in chief will allow anyone to make fun of him? 😂
This isnt 4 years.. this is our forseeable future
Seth and Kimmel will get us through these next four years!
His first term he tried to pull SNL off of the air. The man has NO sense of humor whatsoever. There will be no poking of the bear. Enjoy while it’s still here.
Excellent, breaking down the ramblings and magnifying WORDS within the ramble
They broadcast this entire press conference on a UK news channel I was watching. I genuinely cannot believe this man is president of the most powerful country on earth. He's actually mentally unwell. It was like listening to one of those crazy guys who stands on a box in the middle of the park and just talks nonsense.
Yep. It's going to make watching the news impossible for the next four years. I don't fancy paying a TV licence fee to see/listen to tr*mp's insane ramblings.
I barely made it through his last term. Every day he said something that made my teeth itch.
As an American who lived through the former Trump Administration, my advice to our friends across the pond would be not to get too hung up on what he says, but rather focus on what he actually does as President, in terms of the actual legislation that is passed and the actual actions and Executive Orders of his incoming Administration and the way they are actually implemented and put into practice
I'd be very okay with prosecutor Jack Smith being a real life wizard in his purple robe. We all need some magic tricks to make Trump disappear.
Abracadabra. Bring it on
Sadly, Vance is even worse than Trump though. Between him and Vance, he is amazingly the lesser of two evils..... Let that sink in 😖
Politicians in Greenland have said one GIANT "NO!" to Trump getting Greenland. And, Canada will NEVER EVER become the 51st state!!!
How can you be so sure? Pierre will probably just hand Canada straight to us. It would be best to NOT vote for Pierre.
The fact that this comment ever had to be posted is simply INSANE…. And yet the reality for the USA!
And tariffs on my native Denmark. Go ahead toad. The 5% we export to the soon bankrupt states will not make much impact. The next 4 years US FP debt will go from 35 to 45 trillion dollars because the US billionaires will no pay their taxes.
When he said "625 million acres- people don't realize..." I honestly said to myself, "Oh- please explain it to us dummies" And he did not disappoint. Except now I'm dumber.
As a CANADIAN. HELL NO we will not let ths FELON lead us.
❤😢 Now the MADNESS begins..
Hopefully we survive. Good luck EVERYONE.
Infantile Dementia + Senile Dementia = The script for this press conference.
More like malignant narcissism + entitlement + infinite ignorance and stupidity.
As a European:
Oligarchs to the Left of me.. 👈
Oligarchs to the Right of me... 👉
Here i am stuck in the middle with you
Are you gonna collect capitalist ears?
*jew😂😂😂😂
😂
❤
You ain’t a European you are a freeloader
Please, Seth....don't change. Stay strong and keep being you. We need you so much in this upside down fuckery we're facing.
❤beautiful well said
I care Seth!❤ This ridiculous **** has me drinking a lot of water also.❤ Thank you
I'm sure Trump originally thought that Greenland was covered in grass and would be ideal for a golf course 🤣
Old sea shanty: " Greenland is
a dreadful place, a land that's
never green". They had to go
to hunt whales, but now big
windmills scared them off...😢
You are probably right. He's the dumbest SOB on the planet...which doesn't say much for our fellow Americans
😂😂😂😂😂
He's picking a fight with these places so he can abandon them later when Russia interferes. Russia wants the arctic
Greenland is covered in ice. Iceland is a nice green place. Lol
Does he realize he won? Seriously, he is the angriest winner I've ever seen.
They all r!!???
And he seems eager to help musk become president as by taking Canada elon would become citizen of USA as his mother is Canadian by birth.
@@marthein7a US President must be born on US soil, so unless Trump takes over South Africa, Musk can never run for the presidency.
He's mad because Jimmy Carter is stealing his thunder
Legally he is not out of the woods yet. Just think of the back room talks going on possibly even with his closet “allies” looking to get rid of him.
Dear god...this is truly the end of days. Dry January?...not a frigin' chance.
I'm doing it now but will definitely take a break on January 20th. A 1.75 liter break.
Expect a lot of Dry Martinis...i mean, thats got to be vodka?
I quit drinking long ago. I may pick it up again.
I'm with you!😂👍🍷🥂
Thank you Seth for keeping me laughing 😅🤣😂😁instead of crying.😪😭
I can't believe this is really happening.
You better believe it it’s is reality.
because it is not, Trump is living rent free in your brain, so funny. He's got you.
Neither can I. The stupidity of my country continues to blow me away.
I can’t believe that instead of having a President and Vice President who are happy, kind, compassionate and determined to do everything they could to help Americans have better lives, we are going to be suffering through 4 years of hate filled whining monologues filled with nothing but delusional lies.
I am so fearful for what he and his fellow delusional administration are going to try to do to destroy our Country.
Hi there, I always enjoy reading your comments here. Happy New Year! How are you doing today? 😊
Four years? Ha. We just installed a felonious oligarch. America, if it wasn't already, is over as an experiment. It failed.
Well neither candidate was happy, kind, compassionate or determined to do everything they could to help americans have better lives lmao.. not sure what election you were watching but it was between a fascist and a uncaring liberal puppet..
Selfishness and greed
Well said....these guys are morons.
Wow! He's crazier now than previously thought. He'll go down as the craziest, criminal president in history. 🤔
One of my coworkers thinks Trump is the best president ever. And she's a lesbian. How can a lesbian think that way? You're working against your own interests.
@WendiBeatty same as the Hispanics who voted for him not thinking they or family would be deported. A lot of them are now realising the error of their choices.
Hahahah this was awesome. Very well written. Thanks for the laughs - we need all we can get.
He's not even joking which is frightening
Agreed!
😂😂😂😂
He's so high on his own supply he should go to rehab. 🤦♀
You should know better by now - he is distracting and deflecting. One, he wants to grab attention away from Carters funeral. Two, he is about to take over and has to fulfill his promises but he won't be able to get prices down or to stop the Ukraine war etc. ... so ... just make some outlandish claims about something totally unrelated and let everybody drool over that. He is throwing sticks and more often than not pretending to throw a stick. And the press is the dog that just can't resist catching those sticks regardless of size, shape or if they even exist.
He is joking with some of these issues. It's called a sense of humor and Seth picks videos and uses them out of context to fit his agenda
Leave Greenland, Panama & Canada ALONE. President Musk, get a handle on your puppet! Not my president!
Unfortunately, he is still every one president if in the US. However, he can still be removed through impeachment. Let's make it happen, enough with this crazy clown show. He got a second chance to presidency and should have shown change but to show to be even more deranged.
Does Elon know how much trump hates electric cars?
@@MsUppie Elon will be deported back to South Africa.
@@kito1san First of all he is not the POTUS yet.
Second: Any impeachment however justified will lead to nothing with Reputincans holding both houses.
We have to face the ugly truth.
What an insane press meeting... I'm already mentally drained.
@@shadoudirges Why were they not waiting in the hall with a straight jacket? I feel like trump is testing our patience and stamina like a toddler who’s been told to stop and pushes the plate of spaghetti closer to the edge of the table. But this seriously is the most dangerous “toddler” in and for the world. He’s not playing with spaghetti. He’s playing with matches and he is going to burn the world down. Who, before that happens, will put the straight jacket on this wrecking ball of a two year old?
Don’t be drained. Trump manipulates and distracts both, his supporters by telling them what they want to hear, and his detractors by telling them what they don’t want to hear. Oppose what Trump actually does. Ignore what he proclaims he’ll do. Meanwhile, stop taking this evil entity’s, masquerading as a man, insane talk seriously.
We all are, and we are the rest of the world!
@@janncarden2873Good point, well made! Best comment so far👍
Just left his press conference!! Water goes drip drip drip, and rain comes from heaven,
Donald J Trump - The world's mascot for 'Stupid'.... Never underestimate the power of stupid. This man proves that sentiment every single day.
In France there is a competition 😅
His stupidity has alienated every friend and ally america has/had
@@RichardKatchuik That’s what his handler Putin wants
Listen to the MSNBC bottom boy spouting hate watching Meyers!
Consider your choice of words and apply them were it is truly deserved. Trump was born to a dysfunctional American family; bought his way through American schools, churches and universities; failed in American businesses and institutions; then - even after he screwed up the office the first time, impeached twice, committed an insurrection, possibly treason and was deemed the worst president in American history, all while accruing multiple felony convictions - re-elected by the American people. Many of those people consider that orange buffoon a genius. Given this... Who is really the stupid person? That would be the average American.
He does know what NATO is?
He does know that Denmark is a member of NATO?
He does know what NATO does if one of their members is invaded or attacked by another country?
And as has been pointed out.
Canada is part of the Commonwealth.
Which is another, different, group of Countries that would take offence to this little man.
Good questions all. And of course the answer is no. No he doesn't know anything that a president should know. Y'know?
Probably not
everyone seems to believe tfg's actions are arbitrary, and not dictated-no, *commanded* (loosely)-to instigate chaos and conflict, to bring about inevitable war.
he's the puppet.
Does he know that Greenland has a Large NATO base on that land mass? Canada has support from NATO, The british commonwealth, the Pacific Treaty countries, and ANZUK.
The ANZUS treaty went bye bye a long time ago. America suddenly has NO support - except may be Russia and North Korea....
an enemy at every border and no friends
We need you, and Stephen, and Kimmel to never, ever, let up on this insane idiot about to take over!!😢
Or all the minions
WELL SAID DANIEL, I AGREE 100% 😊💙✌️
He will be POTUS, he is about to take over. I'm sick to my stomach about this, but it IS happening.
I couldnt have gotten throw his first 4 years without them,I never thought I would have to stock up my liqour cabinet again and need these 3 all over again 😢
Thank you so much for making me laugh!!!❤❤❤
At this point, the press should just refuse to go to any of his conferences. It would make his fragile ego crumble.
Facts
The problem with that is the wacko conservative press would still go and there would be no legitimate reporters there to report truthfully and to ask questions and at least attempt to hold him accountable.
Press supported him by treating him seriously for the past 4yrs. Why would they stop now?
When the description "Batsh*t Crazy" is totally inadequate.
Bats have begun using the phrase "Trumpshit crazy".
Try this one "Crazier than a shithouse rat."
@@joerichardson-vi2kx I like it a lot.
Happy New Year Seth and your writers and other staff! 🎉😂 from the newly threatened-country of Canada! 🇨🇦
hi dear, I always enjoy reading your comments here. Happy New Year! How are you doing today? 😊
I thought Trump was going to rename Greenland… Orangeland! 😮
I can't believe we're doing this AGAIN!
Neither can the rest of the world, we despise him
America delights in national masochism and Lunatic Elect Trump understands this.
@ tell me about it! I’m Australian, and I can’t take hearing about him anymore. At least Seth makes it bearable with jokes
@@michaellombardi1620 Every time I hear him speak, I cringe in secondhand embarrassment for America.
@@LadyDoomsingercringing is for children who don't know how to process their feelings in a situation.
grow up and start *worrying* about us, like an adult, please.
Life expectancy being 77,5 for man I'd say fingers crossed guys....
I can't believe he is your next president again....
Keep sane. Keep strong. Keep humane.
Best of luck to all of you.
Every day I wonder the same thing. How could anyone vote for this cretin?🩵
I'd rather have Trump than Vance...
The problem isn't Spanky, he was just the key the Republicans used to gain the power via the SC. Now they can put whoever they want on the throne who would be easier to control and can at least appear to be competent.
. 😂 Spanky...love it 😅 I'm gonna use that please 😊
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I always forget how much I NEED Seth and his humor to get through the week- sometimes day! Welcome back, Happy New Year Jackals!!
Sorry, a convicted criminal who says such crazy things is no longer taken seriously because politics is not a business but more about diplomacy and for Trump, explained again in simple words: "Diplomacy is the art of dealing with other people in a friendly and understanding manner, especially when important decisions or negotiations are involved. It helps to resolve disputes between different groups or countries peacefully. Diplomats working for their countries try to find common solutions by talking to each other and sharing their opinions. This way they can work together and avoid conflict instead of just arguing or fighting."
If Trump invades Greenland, he will be attacking Denmark, a NATO member, and the mutual assistance arrangements of all NATO members will come into effect, and they will then rush to Denmark's aid, i.e. all of Europe and Canada! How stupid is this pensioner? Does he even know anything?
Yay! Seth's back
Thanks Seth for making me laugh! Glad you are back 🎉🎉🎉
This is NO JOKE! It's disgusting.
The day to day news is so hard without you, Seth.
From 5:42, it's projection at its supreme form 😂😂
He thinks Smith’s a wizard- I just love it!
So glad you’re back
maybe it was a premonition. T saw himself convicted and sentenced before the Hague. It could happen!
He sees wizard and witch (hunts) everywhere 😂
We missed you Seth.
My family in the UK watch A Closer Look every morning for them and try to get me to move to Canada. This one is gonna break them. 😅
As well it should...🤭🙃
haha, yeah, your family sounds crazy! their wish for you must be completely unfounded, based upon nothing at all, hahaha were I you, I'd listen to them and do so if I could
especially when they find out you can't just "move to Canada" anyways
If his family are UK citizens, he can just move here. I suggest BC, as it is warm here and we do not have snow in the south. The Island is a lot like the UK.
@@lindaa9005 I mean, you can't just drive in and say hi, I live here now. But a US citizen could definitely move to a different country, including Canada...
Lmao 🤣 Dude, EXCELLENT voice impression of Trump.. nailed it! 🙌🏻 😂
Another brilliant 4 years for Late Night Hosts with stories you could never imagine of. Sad for the people. Stay strong America. Just another 4 years ;(
The UK used Australia as an off-shore prison in the past; America seems to have been used as an off-shore asylum 😂
I mean, did you *_see_* those Puritans they sent over to start with? When you're too bigoted against Catholics for *_ENGLAND_* something is not right under that hat buckle...
🤣🤣🤣 Maybe there was too much lead in the petrol and too much methanol in the moonshine.
Luigi we need you
The first people from England to US were religious nut jobs that were even to much back in the day
Well not wrong when talking about the christian weirdos that basically got kicked out of Europe and moved to USA
I missed this. This is my only trusted news source
No kidding after what happened to the Washington Post and other papers.
This, John Oliver, and Josh Johnson are the only way I can stand to get my news these days.
Y'all might like Brian Tyler Cohen and Luke Beasley
@@Tonyhouse1168 for sure
@@movingfiber I was being sarcastic I’m a huge fan of Brian. For a truthful albeit lighter take I like the late night guys
Ayyyeee yooooo thanks for shouting out my home town of Bayonne, NJ. Let me report the working class news in your show. 😂😂😂
That closing graphic of Seth's head exploding perfectly represents my brain during those press conference clips. Good Lord!
Great writing and great delivery tonight.
hi dear, I always enjoy reading your comments here. Happy New Year! How are you doing today? 😊
Freedom is not an individual effort. Yours comes only when you grant others theirs.
It just takes the individual effort of reflection to understand this truth about freedom.
The Felon-Insurrectionist demonstrates his delusional state in his press conferences. Yet people voted for this! Freaking incredible!