After the last presidential debate, a dog came up to me, big strong dog, tears running down its snout, and it said, "Sir, woof!" And I think about that a lot. So true. So true.
And that dog was Ted Cruz. We love Meatball Ted. He is from Canada, but he doesn't eat pets. He tried to beat me in a previous election, but now he just rolls on his back so I can rub his tummy. His wife is not good-looking though. You might call her a . . . wait, why are my handlers gagging me?
"And they won't talk about it. They won't talk about the dogs talking, did you know that? Talking dogs. It's really something, but the Marxist Kamala doesn't want to talk about talking dogs, an amazing thing for - a great thing for us, for America, and we want to make America great again for everybody, for all - look, I was speaking with the professors at an obedience school, and I said, 'We have to make America great for everyone except the dog eaters,' and they said, 'No one has ever said that before.' "
I was at the store today when a guy walked up to me. Short guy, bearded guy. Tears pouring down his facial hair and onto his shirt and he said to me 'sir, sir, that's my couch'.
JD Vance is chaotically weird , and Trump is *mentally chaotic* 😵💫. America doesn't need these two weird men in the White House. Their mental chaos will result in political and economic chaos.😵
Has Trump slowed down with that trope? I haven't heard it from him in a while, but people mocking him, including me, use it all the time. I wonder if Trump figured that out.
@@HoraceInkling 👏😂 Similar to a debate made into a "reality" show, you should have a dance off between DJT (aka 🍊🤡💩) & Elaine, Seth!!! Thanks, Horace!!! 🤣
I liked the ones with the multiple Tonys at a New Jersey wedding and the one after the Biden interview where they went to get ice cream best, but that's just me
I’m assuming this was sarcasm because there were a few absolute bombs. I miss when Seth was funny. And it’s not like they’re lacking in material with a clown like Trump.
I can't believe Seth *still* hasn't mentioned the greatest pause in debate history: "This...former president..." was *glorious* and far more respect than Ttump deserved.
What's funny is.....while watching that live, I actually wondered if that was just a moment where Kamala simply got a bit flustered and lost her train of thought before quickly regaining it. That kind of thing happens all the time in public speaking situations. But regardless if that was the underlying reason, the way it LOOKED on an optics level, was pitch perfect and hilarious. You can't script a moment like that. Either it was a minor flub that she pushed through to great effect, or she literally was so overwhelmed by the absurdity he was ever president that it left her momentarily speechless. Either way, it played perfectly. THAT will become a meme people share. They already are.... :)
@@avedic I think she was definitely going to say a word beginning with 'F' that isn't 'former'. That pause existed as she thought of something else. We can only speculate what that original word may have been but we know what we want it to be.
I've never heard of a debater that invades the spin room after a debate to get his last word in. It was killing him to remain quiet. Wow. What a piece of work.
Not the most important takeaway from the debate, but so happy late night wasn’t on break, and Seth was able to immediately address this in a closer look!!
Word. I'm glad that he's not working like crazy but in these trying times I also need my Closer Look. Still can't believe all this stuff happened over the Olympic break. It feels like they need to start doing a downsized online show when things like the Olympics happen just to keep their hand in the game. 🤷
Him claiming he “won” is icing on the cake. 80 years old and anytime he loses at anything his tried and true method is acting like a toddler and throwing temper tantrums blaming everything and everyone else and claiming it’s “rigged” against him. But also simultaneously saying that it’s perfectly okay if it’s rigged in his favor. So in his mind he can never lose… which is so pathetic.
The approach she seemed to employ was to use the first 1.5 minutes of her 2 minutes to talk about her plans, her policies, etc - and then the last 30 seconds to push Trump’s buttons and throw him off kilter so he completely forgot what he was going to say and started defending his rallies or screaming that people were eating our pets! It worked brilliantly and it should be the go forward strategy for debating Trump.
You mean it was to talk about how she has a plan to make a plan while not really saying anything or telling the plan 😂 yea she talked circle and said nothing
@@Tenly2009 well that’s what she said yes “ I have a concept of a plan” but yea that’s literally the same thing I said. Trump said my plan is “I’m the greatest and so are my people” with no real answer. And Harris said “I have a plan for a plan to make a plan” with no real answer or plan 🤷♂️
All the comedians should do a formal endorsement of VP Harris. Maybe more impactful than any other group; think of all they are willing to sacrifice backing her.
All Kamala did was attack Trump and never properly answered any question without making it about Trump! She just lied and lied. She said all that she was told to say and to attack Trump at every turn. She is a demon. She never mentioned one single policy of hers. Trump was fantastic as usual and kept his cool completely. Very proud of him to be sure..ABORTION is the LEAST important issue facing this country!!!! Kamala Harris is the privileged child of racist immigrant college professors, she has all but no connection to the American working class experience in her formative years, she rose to prominence by having sex with a much older, powerful Democrat politician, as a government lawyer she engaged in corrupt practices that discriminated against black men in prison, as a Senator she was the most extreme Leftist in the Senate, she got chosen as VP because of her skin color and genitalia, as VP she has had no notable accomplishments other than to ignore the advanced dementia of her boss, she used extortion to grab the Presidential nomination for herself, and her campaign currently consists of hiding from the press while having no verifiable campaign platform.” Vote wisely."
JD Vance says the story about immigrants eating pets in Springfield must be true because people are calling his office and saying that people told them it happened. So I called the Ohio State Police and reported an incident of statutory sofa assault that I heard about.
The best parts of the debate is simply watching Kamala's reaction on the side by side picture, when Trump is saying the batsh*t crazy stuff, which was every sentence... Kamala's reaction was the same as all of the sane people who believe in facts: "what the heck are you talking about..."
I noticed when rewatching the dog clip that you can actually hear her in the background, just barely, as she's laughing at his ridiculousness and she says "unbelievable". I don't think even she realized how effective simply poking at his ego would be. Honestly, the entire DNC has been ignoring it for years despite certain people on the left constantly saying they should be doing it.
It had all the vibes of someone whose nerves leave them the minute they see what they're up against. "... This? This is what I've been practicing for?"
“By limiting Donald’s access to his own feelings and rendering many of them unacceptable, Fred [Trump Sr.] perverted his son’s perception of the world and damaged his ability to live in it,” “Nothing is ever enough. This is far beyond garden-variety narcissism; Donald is not simply weak, his ego is a fragile thing that must be bolstered every moment because he knows deep down that he is nothing of what he claims to be.” “The fact is, Donald’s pathologies are so complex and his behaviors so often inexplicable that coming up with an accurate and comprehensive diagnosis would require a full battery of psychological and neuro-physical tests, that he’ll never sit for." -- Dr. Mary Trump, clinical psychologist
James Donald Bowman/James David Hamel/JP Vance: hi, nice to meet yo... Walz: apologize for lying about the Haitians! Whatever his name is this week: 😭 Walz: well now I feel bad, his mascara is running...
I have watched Seth from Finland since the pandemic. This is hands down the best Closer Look ever. It has everything I love from shitty impersonations, stupid gags and a fantastic DT impression, of him realizing his folly. Extremely well crafted comedy from start to finish. I will be returning to this in my darker moments (which in Finland is from September to April).
That was spectacular! The Seinfeld bit was absolute perfection. Much credit to the writers but no other person on earth could have done it so well! I've never been so entertained by anything or anyone else during this election year. Thank you so much for lifting our spirits when we really need it!💙💙💙💙💙
All Kamala did was attack Trump and never properly answered any question without making it about Trump! She just lied and lied. She said all that she was told to say and to attack Trump at every turn. She is a demon. She never mentioned one single policy of hers. Trump was fantastic as usual and kept his cool completely. Very proud of him to be sure..ABORTION is the LEAST important issue facing this country!!!! Kamala Harris is the privileged child of racist immigrant college professors, she has all but no connection to the American working class experience in her formative years, she rose to prominence by having sex with a much older, powerful Democrat politician, as a government lawyer she engaged in corrupt practices that discriminated against black men in prison, as a Senator she was the most extreme Leftist in the Senate, she got chosen as VP because of her skin color and genitalia, as VP she has had no notable accomplishments other than to ignore the advanced dementia of her boss, she used extortion to grab the Presidential nomination for herself, and her campaign currently consists of hiding from the press while having no verifiable campaign platform.” Vote wisely."
It's so baffling that a Republican in the spin room said Kamala was "talking to the American people like they were children", when T45's ramblings have the language proficiency of a Kindergarten book. "It's very sad, it makes me mad, these folks are very, very bad. Why is it all sad, mad, and bad? I really don't know, go ask your dad [for a small loan of a million dollars]."
I hope Seth will make Orangecon's ever expanding vengeful enemies list that was reported recently, which included Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel. It is a proud badge of honour
Seth Meyers wins for that closer look!! That was everything all at once! Hilarious, brilliant, well researched, engaged, perfect graphics and perfect comedy timing!
Seth deserves an Emmy for this one: the gambler, the New Jersey wedding, Seinfeld, pickled Pelican beaks, Trump, etc. It was one of his best Closer Looks. 👏💯
Fun fact: to "harvest roadkill" in NY, you have to get the tag from the officer before harvesting it. So even if it is legal in NY to do what he said he did, that is NOT what he actually did. He broke the law.
Not to mention the crimes of littering, improper disposal of hazardous waste, and crime scene faking. They need a new Dick Wolfe show: Weirdo Crime: RFK Jr Division.
That's his/their mo, they break the law, try to change the laws, and lie about what they're doing; lie, lie, lie. The dog story and all the rest gets eyes, so they're advertising constantly; hogwash. #Dump
History warns us to be wary of a leader who. (read to bottom) 1. Pretends to be a man of the people but detests working men and women. 2. Claim's not take a pay cheque while in office 3. Acts like a deal maker but easily breaks promises 4. Ignores experts but is said to be "seduced by himself" during his own speeches. 5. Calls for opponents to be locked up but frets about getting convicted himself. 6. Manipulates the media for personal gain but attacks the lying press as enemies. 7. Vows to root out corruption but abuses official powers. 8. Claims to have the best lieutenants but surrounds himself with sycophants. 9. Relishes supporters violence but keeps enough distance to avoid charges of incitement 10. Knows small lies aren't believable but "big lies" become gospel. 11. Builds his cause around a pledge to make the country great again, While threatening its very foundations. 12. Calls his rivals vermin to dehumanize them. This is a description of Adolf Hitler, drawn from biographies of the man. History repeats.....
Which would you choose? Mr. B He was kicked out of office twice, used to sleep till noon, used opium in college and drank a lot of whiskey every evening. Mr. C He was decorated war hero, vegetarian, did not smoke and never cheated on his wife. He was a painter. B-Churchill C-Hitler
Abdul actually isn’t the head of the Taliban, never was the head of the Taliban, but Trump still released five thousand Taliban right before he left office.
Mullah Hibatullah Akhundzada became supreme leader of the Taliban insurgency in 2016, a year before Trump took office and is now the supreme leader of Afghanistan after Trump surrendered Afghanistan to him in Doha in February, 2020. The former president unilaterally surrendered Afghanistan to the Taliban without even consulting the democratically elected government there or our coalition allies. It's not often a country surrenders AFTER winning the war and helping to form a democratically elected government. That surrender, like all of his geopolitical blunders, was done for personal political purposes. The fact that he tries to paint himself as "tough on Abdul" is a charade.
Trump's debate drew the biggest crowds, crowds like you wouldn't believe, crowds like no one ever thought possible, the biggliest crowds in history and they all watched Karmala Harris wipe the floor with him. Now THAT was the best debate EVER !
ABC beat Trump up but Kamala did nothing but read her pre written talking points. Thanks ABC for not being fair.Youll go down as the fake news network that got pushed out.
When VP Harris said the word boring, Trump eyes opened so wide👀 I rewind to that point bcuz it is hilarious. Trump is easily baited and that is not good...love letters to Kim, always saying he friends with dictators. Viktor Orbon is my friend, we talk all the time. That's some scary shyte!
Yes, and there were big men, strong men with tears running down their faces; too bad they were all running for the exits. Imagine if there had been a live audience....the laugh track would have been priceless.
Everything about RFK jr makes me physically ill. His disgusting stuff about animals, his heresy and betrayal of the climate change movement, and the shame he brings to Bobby Kennedy's name. 🤢🤮
Well actually, he's getting together a Working Group to hash out the framework for beginning to realize an outline of the concepts of a plan.... In 2 weeks
I played a game during the debate where I took a shot every time he brought up migrants without it being a topic asked by the moderators. I'm dead now. 💀💀💀💀
I think this was one of your best episodes ever. I was literally laughing out loud on several occasions. I am saving this for the next time I need a good laugh! 😂 💕
Also ridiculous in their ill-fitting boxy suits, ludicrously long red ties, diapers, and ear maxi pads. The utter lack of self awareness that they are making fools of themselves while they stand there grinning while Donald insults their families is surely a display of some sort of contagious insanity.
The worst is this idiot on Fox,AM Radio, Mark Levin. "Trump is a very religious man, a pious man, a man who makes church a big part of his life, and prays daily... " Sick!!!!
learn to spell. And we are actually the ones that can see through thre garbage. So maybe you people should think and not be a bunch of sheep following these horrible news agencies.
Seth you and the rest of late night shows good for the soul because not only do you all tell on people and inform us well some of us like me things I didn't know and you keep me laughing and I love to laugh. . You got Trump down pat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It still boggles the mind that there will be actual people who will vote for a convicted criminal who yelled:” they’re eating all the dogs !” ata presidential debate
The US educational system has really failed them. If someone votes for the convincted fellon, you know they either never learned how to think critically, or they are just bad people who wanna see the country burn.
Name one good thing Biden or the democratic party has done I'll wait. Inflation and this economy are I, the worst shape ever. I'm not even a Trump supporter but atleast I could buy grocies and gas without crying.!! Wake up people your pockets are what matters most..nothing else that both these dumb****s talk about as "issues".
That's the Republican's entire strategy. Every single thing he says is designed to scare his supporters. They're eating dogs, schools are randomly giving your kids gender reassignment surgery, They're trying to replace us or whatever the 'lets scare em into voting for us'-of-the-day claim is. They are basically using the Chicken Little strategy. Sad part is so many Americans hear it and believe. Many Americans have completely lost their BS detector.
He is on Trump's transition team, and could be nominated for the position of Secretary of Health and Human Services, so if Trump wins we will all care about, and be very scared, of what Bobby thinks.
Many people are still gonna pick apart her answers and examine whether or not she adequately covered a topic or has a great policy position on it. Which is fair under normal circumstances. But she is not running against someone who has can answer clearly and honestly or has coherent policy positions. She's running against someone who rants about immigrants coming over and eating pets, ffs! Even if you don't like her and even if you don't agree with her policies, how the hell do you possibly come to the conclusion that he is better and fit for office?
Seth's writers are really tops, his delivery though is the BEST. He works a crowd, metas in his crew, and makes it work like no one else ever has. Carson remains the standard, but that skill is COMPLETELY unique to Seth.
Another excellent A Closer Look, look, look, look ... thanks to you Seth, the writers and everyone for making me laugh! Also, I love your impressions, Seth.
I find Closer Look to be pretty funny most days, but this one in particular had me dying with laughter. This is one of the funniest episodes yet, which is really saying something.
What has been confirmed though is that multiple bomb threats were called into various Springfield, Ohio government offices as well as two elementary schools.
My wife works for the Springfield public schools. There are no dogs being eaten. There were however numerous bomb threats all day. Even at an elementary school.
I sure hope people actually listened to what she said and what he didn’t. My students checked who answered the questions and he didn’t do well. I love my car magnet “My dog is smarter than Trump”. I need to get the cat magnet now.
All Kamala did was attack Trump and never properly answered any question without making it about Trump! She just lied and lied. She said all that she was told to say and to attack Trump at every turn. She is a demon. She never mentioned one single policy of hers. Trump was fantastic as usual and kept his cool completely. Very proud of him to be sure..ABORTION is the LEAST important issue facing this country!!!! Kamala Harris is the privileged child of racist immigrant college professors, she has all but no connection to the American working class experience in her formative years, she rose to prominence by having sex with a much older, powerful Democrat politician, as a government lawyer she engaged in corrupt practices that discriminated against black men in prison, as a Senator she was the most extreme Leftist in the Senate, she got chosen as VP because of her skin color and genitalia, as VP she has had no notable accomplishments other than to ignore the advanced dementia of her boss, she used extortion to grab the Presidential nomination for herself, and her campaign currently consists of hiding from the press while having no verifiable campaign platform.” Vote wisely."
After the last presidential debate, a dog came up to me, big strong dog, tears running down its snout, and it said, "Sir, woof!" And I think about that a lot. So true. So true.
And that dog was Ted Cruz. We love Meatball Ted. He is from Canada, but he doesn't eat pets. He tried to beat me in a previous election, but now he just rolls on his back so I can rub his tummy. His wife is not good-looking though. You might call her a . . . wait, why are my handlers gagging me?
it's funny as you read this comment. Trumps voice comes into your mind to read it lol
"And they won't talk about it. They won't talk about the dogs talking, did you know that? Talking dogs. It's really something, but the Marxist Kamala doesn't want to talk about talking dogs, an amazing thing for - a great thing for us, for America, and we want to make America great again for everybody, for all - look, I was speaking with the professors at an obedience school, and I said, 'We have to make America great for everyone except the dog eaters,' and they said, 'No one has ever said that before.' "
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@@josiahcox7313 That can't be true. Trump doesn't have such a complete train of thought nor can he finish a sentence as he only speaks in phrases.
“This has been a closer *look*look*look*look*look*look* …..” laughed so hard. The call backs are savagely genius!!!😂
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I came to look for this comment because i know it couldn’t be just me 🤣😂
Oh it was so good. I came into the comments hoping it was already its getting appreciation!
The end of the video always freaks me out because I thought it was really the end and then he looks shocked 😂
"Nobody sawr it!" LOVE IT, SETH!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes 😂
Your little Seinfeld bit was absolutely PRICELESS! 😂😂😂 EVERY impersonation was spot on!
I was at the store today when a guy walked up to me. Short guy, bearded guy. Tears pouring down his facial hair and onto his shirt and he said to me 'sir, sir, that's my couch'.
JD Vance is chaotically weird , and Trump is *mentally chaotic* 😵💫. America doesn't need these two weird men in the White House. Their mental chaos will result in political and economic chaos.😵
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh crap n snap lol
Has Trump slowed down with that trope? I haven't heard it from him in a while, but people mocking him, including me, use it all the time. I wonder if Trump figured that out.
Jeffrey Dahmer Vance?
Never trust a man that Ikea has a restraining order against
I would have never guessed that Kamala’s favorite band was Smashing Pumpkins.
I see what u did there 🏆👏
Nice! 👍
Good one! 😂
* Harris
Or do you call her opponent Donald?
She crucified the insincere tonight
That was GREAT 😂😂😂
The Seinfeld bit was Gold, Seth, Gold!
his Elaine: a total transformation
Outstanding character work on display here! The wedding was great too!
He forgot Trump dances as bad as Elaine.
Wow, those ten seconds of Seth doing Seinfeld characters was astounding. Such a talent, so awesome that he’s making such a great show.
@@HoraceInkling 👏😂 Similar to a debate made into a "reality" show, you should have a dance off between DJT (aka 🍊🤡💩) & Elaine, Seth!!! Thanks, Horace!!! 🤣
OMG Seth is on fire tonight. This episode has to be nominated for some award.
I agree! This was the best.
I liked the ones with the multiple Tonys at a New Jersey wedding and the one after the Biden interview where they went to get ice cream best, but that's just me
I’m assuming this was sarcasm because there were a few absolute bombs. I miss when Seth was funny. And it’s not like they’re lacking in material with a clown like Trump.
I can't believe Seth *still* hasn't mentioned the greatest pause in debate history: "This...former president..." was *glorious* and far more respect than Ttump deserved.
What's funny is.....while watching that live, I actually wondered if that was just a moment where Kamala simply got a bit flustered and lost her train of thought before quickly regaining it.
That kind of thing happens all the time in public speaking situations. But regardless if that was the underlying reason, the way it LOOKED on an optics level, was pitch perfect and hilarious. You can't script a moment like that. Either it was a minor flub that she pushed through to great effect, or she literally was so overwhelmed by the absurdity he was ever president that it left her momentarily speechless. Either way, it played perfectly. THAT will become a meme people share. They already are.... :)
We all know what she wanted to say😅😅😅😅
@debbievalentine6810 "muthaf***a" 😆 (she has said that's her fav swear word)
"This f.... ormer president" 😎
@@avedic I think she was definitely going to say a word beginning with 'F' that isn't 'former'. That pause existed as she thought of something else. We can only speculate what that original word may have been but we know what we want it to be.
I've never heard of a debater that invades the spin room after a debate to get his last word in. It was killing him to remain quiet. Wow. What a piece of work.
It's the MO of a loser
He knew he lost, and in typical fragile ego fashion, he went somewhere to make a false claim and immediately say he won
I'm not a native speaker nor American, what is a spin room?
Piece of work?!?! He's a loser! It's written all over his orange face!
@@heikek2134 The place where all the reporters watch the debate from.
Shout out to the writers and Seth! This was a great segment.
Whoever cut all those scenes together for the end clip is a genius!
The low the bar that is consistently set for Republicans is infuriating & insulting 🤨
Baffled and incredulous. That's me when I hear Trump supporters. Whether they be my friends or strangers.
It's not even a bar - it's a Sharpie line drawn on the floor.
There are literally no depths the Russo-Republican Party will not sink.
There's a bar????😂😂😂😂😂😂
And still thge Republican Party keeps tripping over it. Maybe Trump's "bone spurs" have come back.
Not the most important takeaway from the debate, but so happy late night wasn’t on break, and Seth was able to immediately address this in a closer look!!
Word. I'm glad that he's not working like crazy but in these trying times I also need my Closer Look. Still can't believe all this stuff happened over the Olympic break. It feels like they need to start doing a downsized online show when things like the Olympics happen just to keep their hand in the game. 🤷
Him claiming he “won” is icing on the cake. 80 years old and anytime he loses at anything his tried and true method is acting like a toddler and throwing temper tantrums blaming everything and everyone else and claiming it’s “rigged” against him.
But also simultaneously saying that it’s perfectly okay if it’s rigged in his favor.
So in his mind he can never lose… which is so pathetic.
Agree 100 %, commie Donnie is by far the most pathetic thing in the world 😂😂😂😂
Crazy when you consider kindergarteners playing little league can shake hands after they lose
50/50 = won or is that 1?
He a manbaby.
Chess and chickens come to mind ...
The approach she seemed to employ was to use the first 1.5 minutes of her 2 minutes to talk about her plans, her policies, etc - and then the last 30 seconds to push Trump’s buttons and throw him off kilter so he completely forgot what he was going to say and started defending his rallies or screaming that people were eating our pets! It worked brilliantly and it should be the go forward strategy for debating Trump.
You mean it was to talk about how she has a plan to make a plan while not really saying anything or telling the plan 😂 yea she talked circle and said nothing
@@KingAries85 😂 As opposed to having “a concept of a plan”? 🤦🏻♂️
@@Tenly2009 well that’s what she said yes “ I have a concept of a plan” but yea that’s literally the same thing I said. Trump said my plan is “I’m the greatest and so are my people” with no real answer. And Harris said “I have a plan for a plan to make a plan” with no real answer or plan 🤷♂️
Such a GREAT Week for Harris/Walz & also for ALL the late night talk show hosts . . . We've been there with all the way through 💯
All the comedians should do a formal endorsement of VP Harris. Maybe more impactful than any other group; think of all they are willing to sacrifice backing her.
Like a one big chomo endorsement?
All Kamala did was attack Trump and never properly answered any question without making it about Trump! She just lied and lied. She said all that she was told to say and to attack Trump at every turn. She is a demon. She never mentioned one single policy of hers. Trump was fantastic as usual and kept his cool completely. Very proud of him to be sure..ABORTION is the LEAST important issue facing this country!!!! Kamala Harris is the privileged child of racist immigrant college professors, she has all but no connection to the American working class experience in her formative years, she rose to prominence by having sex with a much older, powerful Democrat politician, as a government lawyer she engaged in corrupt practices that discriminated against black men in prison, as a Senator she was the most extreme Leftist in the Senate, she got chosen as VP because of her skin color and genitalia, as VP she has had no notable accomplishments other than to ignore the advanced dementia of her boss, she used extortion to grab the Presidential nomination for herself, and her campaign currently consists of hiding from the press while having no verifiable campaign platform.” Vote wisely."
PROTECT WOMENS RIGHTS ! VOTE !!!
JD Vance says the story about immigrants eating pets in Springfield must be true because people are calling his office and saying that people told them it happened. So I called the Ohio State Police and reported an incident of statutory sofa assault that I heard about.
Lol
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😅 very funny
Underrated comment😂😂😂
Should have called his Senate office.
The best parts of the debate is simply watching Kamala's reaction on the side by side picture, when Trump is saying the batsh*t crazy stuff, which was every sentence... Kamala's reaction was the same as all of the sane people who believe in facts: "what the heck are you talking about..."
I noticed when rewatching the dog clip that you can actually hear her in the background, just barely, as she's laughing at his ridiculousness and she says "unbelievable".
I don't think even she realized how effective simply poking at his ego would be. Honestly, the entire DNC has been ignoring it for years despite certain people on the left constantly saying they should be doing it.
She even announced how he was going to respond like she was conducting an experiment on a crazy subject and wala look at the results 😳
It had all the vibes of someone whose nerves leave them the minute they see what they're up against. "... This? This is what I've been practicing for?"
1:38 "Let's not overthink it." -- Their problem isn't overthinking, it's underthinking.
Whoa, all the times he said "look" when starting his line of bs. I didn't notice it on Tuesday, watching it live. Great catch Late Night staff!
That Sinfield Skit was FANTASTIC!!!!
That’s good to know, if you don’t mind me asking, where are you from?
OMG how fragile can his ego be to put a reporter on the spot to get a room full of people cheer him on. Just pathetic 🤦🏽♀️
You must have seen him crying that people had to vote for him, even if they hate him. Those orange jumpsuits are getting more distinct all the time.
You are so funny, Seth
HUGE "Please clap." energy.
“By limiting Donald’s access to his own feelings and rendering many of them unacceptable, Fred [Trump Sr.] perverted his son’s perception of the world and damaged his ability to live in it,”
“Nothing is ever enough. This is far beyond garden-variety narcissism; Donald is not simply weak, his ego is a fragile thing that must be bolstered every moment because he knows deep down that he is nothing of what he claims to be.”
“The fact is, Donald’s pathologies are so complex and his behaviors so often inexplicable that coming up with an accurate and comprehensive diagnosis would require a full battery of psychological and neuro-physical tests, that he’ll never sit for."
-- Dr. Mary Trump, clinical psychologist
Any more MAGAnuts and that room would collapse into a black hole of stupidity.
HEY WRITERS, you knocked this show out of the park!!
Seth was on fire in this closer look. The impressions and one man show scenes were great! 😂
Impression camp really coming in clutch
This may be Seth's very best, most entertaining Closer Look. You're the best of all the late night hosts.
The Seinfeld bit was tremendous!
I'm ready for a T Walz/JD Vance debate! 🇺🇲❤️🤍💙
It will be GOLD
I am getting my childless cat lady, couch humping, and pet eating jokes ready as we type.
They should make sure both candidates are very relaxed. Maybe they could have the debate on a couch.
James Donald Bowman/James David Hamel/JP Vance: hi, nice to meet yo...
Walz: apologize for lying about the Haitians!
Whatever his name is this week: 😭
Walz: well now I feel bad, his mascara is running...
@@solvseuswut
I think “Look at The…” has outpaced “Many people are Saying”.
Amazing.
And also: "In history" or "Nobody saw or knew".
We have the best Look at Thes.
@@1mespud
& "...like nobody's ever seen/heard before" & so many more, OMGosh.
"Take a look at ..." is his equivalent of "I don't know anything about it, but if you look hard enough, you'll agree I'm right."
But can't compete w *The likes of which you have never seen before*. It's his blockbuster. Wow!
I have watched Seth from Finland since the pandemic. This is hands down the best Closer Look ever.
It has everything I love from shitty impersonations, stupid gags and a fantastic DT impression, of him realizing his folly. Extremely well crafted comedy from start to finish.
I will be returning to this in my darker moments (which in Finland is from September to April).
"It was a RIGGED deal like I assumed it would be."
Yes. We ALL assumed you'd call it a rigged deal if you lost, which you surely did.
#Kamalaharris2024
That was spectacular! The Seinfeld bit was absolute perfection. Much credit to the writers but no other person on earth could have done it so well! I've never been so entertained by anything or anyone else during this election year. Thank you so much for lifting our spirits when we really need it!💙💙💙💙💙
And the best part of that bit: He didn’t Yada Yada any good parts.
Even VP Harris seemed surprised at how easy it was to trigger Trump. She proved that he would be utterly outmatched by any world leader.
We all knew that. He totally folded anytime a dictator smiled at him.
All Kamala did was attack Trump and never properly answered any question without making it about Trump! She just lied and lied. She said all that she was told to say and to attack Trump at every turn. She is a demon. She never mentioned one single policy of hers. Trump was fantastic as usual and kept his cool completely. Very proud of him to be sure..ABORTION is the LEAST important issue facing this country!!!! Kamala Harris is the privileged child of racist immigrant college professors, she has all but no connection to the American working class experience in her formative years, she rose to prominence by having sex with a much older, powerful Democrat politician, as a government lawyer she engaged in corrupt practices that discriminated against black men in prison, as a Senator she was the most extreme Leftist in the Senate, she got chosen as VP because of her skin color and genitalia, as VP she has had no notable accomplishments other than to ignore the advanced dementia of her boss, she used extortion to grab the Presidential nomination for herself, and her campaign currently consists of hiding from the press while having no verifiable campaign platform.” Vote wisely."
& dictators - that dum-old 34 hold in high esteem.
Would? Already did. SO many times. It's/HE'S embarrassing!!!
Folded? More like swooned.
Seth Myers has my life long gratitude
The "look, look, look" part was great. Nobody else pointed this out. 👍👍👍👍
You freaking nailed the Seinfeld bit😂😂😂😂😂😂
So good!
I came this far down in the comments to upvote the first person I saw that said this. Thank you.
❤
That was glorious! Master of impersonations
Look, Look, LOOK...Trump is a man of very few words, and he uses them often.
Um, he has the “best words”. He said so, it must be true.
It's so baffling that a Republican in the spin room said Kamala was "talking to the American people like they were children", when T45's ramblings have the language proficiency of a Kindergarten book.
"It's very sad, it makes me mad, these folks are very, very bad. Why is it all sad, mad, and bad? I really don't know, go ask your dad [for a small loan of a million dollars]."
Right, he is only a toddler with very tiny tiny vocabulary 😂😏
good one.
Good one thanks
" . . . . They kept CALLING ME on my LIES !!! 😐😐😐😐
Absolutely BRILLIANT.....Seth Meyers - a Class Act.
Colbert & Kimmel might get a chuckle but Seth makes me laugh every time.❤
This MF is getting good at this! Somebody should think about getting him an Emmy.
Seth is human garbage.
I hope Seth will make Orangecon's ever expanding vengeful enemies list that was reported recently, which included Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel. It is a proud badge of honour
Srth’s not already on the list? But he was the original to diss Trump at that correspondents dinner!
@@cambrynHe's on too late at night.
Trump thinks Seth and Stephen are the same person.
@@sherinameless1618 that's the most believable 😂
His great joke content is worthy but I don't think he shows up enough to be a concern.
Probably the Best Seth Meyers I've seen!!!!!! BRAVO!
This man Seth….is a freakin legend!
Donnie & JD's fixation on cats is just plain weird... they have nothing to offer the middle class and won't protect your rights! Vote 💙
It's because if they talked about pussy's they might get in trouble,
It's as close as they get to p*sy
The cats are safe, Trump grabbed them all
Yeah, and Trump and Vance don't have anything to offer, either!
@@Catman_CM except peak weird
Seth Meyers wins for that closer look!! That was everything all at once! Hilarious, brilliant, well researched, engaged, perfect graphics and perfect comedy timing!
Right,that’s why nobody watches his show 😅
One of Seth’s best ever!!
Seth deserves an Emmy for this one: the gambler, the New Jersey wedding, Seinfeld, pickled Pelican beaks, Trump, etc. It was one of his best Closer Looks. 👏💯
Totally agree!
Well, considering that FPDJT is the very definition of jerkstore...
His best💯‼️🏆
I wanna know who wrote those bits!
He is the best entertainer in late night
Fun fact: to "harvest roadkill" in NY, you have to get the tag from the officer before harvesting it. So even if it is legal in NY to do what he said he did, that is NOT what he actually did. He broke the law.
Not to mention the crimes of littering, improper disposal of hazardous waste, and crime scene faking. They need a new Dick Wolfe show: Weirdo Crime: RFK Jr Division.
@@sherinameless1618lol I would watch it!
That's his/their mo, they break the law, try to change the laws, and lie about what they're doing; lie, lie, lie. The dog story and all the rest gets eyes, so they're advertising constantly; hogwash. #Dump
No wonder he endorsed trump.
@@sherinameless1618
Don't forget the chainsaw-severed whale head. 😳😖🤢🤮
Seth Meyers is briliant.
He’s my favorite.
Or his WRITERS?!😊😂😅
@RealLife888-x9sNah, just Sal. Seth punches it up, though, and probably Shoemaker, too.
😂❤😂😅
Wow ! Seth ! The Seinfeld impressions were just great ! The entire Closer Look just rocked !
Ok. That second, surprise Seinfeld rant was DELICIOUS. Well done.
History warns us to be wary of a leader who. (read to bottom)
1. Pretends to be a man of the people but detests working men and women.
2. Claim's not take a pay cheque while in office
3. Acts like a deal maker but easily breaks promises
4. Ignores experts but is said to be "seduced by himself" during his own speeches.
5. Calls for opponents to be locked up but frets about getting convicted himself.
6. Manipulates the media for personal gain but attacks the lying press as enemies.
7. Vows to root out corruption but abuses official powers.
8. Claims to have the best lieutenants but surrounds himself with sycophants.
9. Relishes supporters violence but keeps enough distance to avoid charges of incitement
10. Knows small lies aren't believable but "big lies" become gospel.
11. Builds his cause around a pledge to make the country great again, While threatening its very foundations.
12. Calls his rivals vermin to dehumanize them.
This is a description of Adolf Hitler, drawn from biographies of the man.
History repeats.....
Sooo SCARY
Very valid historical point. Thank you. 💙
Which would you choose?
Mr. B
He was kicked out of office twice, used to sleep till noon, used opium in college and drank a lot of whiskey every evening.
Mr. C
He was decorated war hero, vegetarian, did not smoke and never cheated on his wife. He was a painter.
B-Churchill
C-Hitler
@@charlottetrujillo2207 awwww they gave you computer time today at the home.
"Claims."
Robert Kennedy Jr. is a total disgrace to the Kennedy legacy. 😒
Every family has their freaks.
And he’s theirs
He's the black sheep hopefully he won't eat it! 😅😢
❤absolutely CORRECT and TRUE
He was an amazing environmental lawyer. Then he contracted a brain parasite. He’s a shell of who he formerly was.
He threw a tantrum 😂😂😂😂
Abdul actually isn’t the head of the Taliban, never was the head of the Taliban, but Trump still released five thousand Taliban right before he left office.
They never met in person either, nor would he have been able to hand him anything, so the whole story is yet another lie.
Mullah Hibatullah Akhundzada became supreme leader of the Taliban insurgency in 2016, a year before Trump took office and is now the supreme leader of Afghanistan after Trump surrendered Afghanistan to him in Doha in February, 2020. The former president unilaterally surrendered Afghanistan to the Taliban without even consulting the democratically elected government there or our coalition allies. It's not often a country surrenders AFTER winning the war and helping to form a democratically elected government. That surrender, like all of his geopolitical blunders, was done for personal political purposes. The fact that he tries to paint himself as "tough on Abdul" is a charade.
And handed Afghanistan back to them on a plate.
THANK YOU...@@dr.g3860
Using a bogus name is meant to distract from the issue you mentioned. It's covfefe
Seth, your Italian wedding imitation was brilliant!
The last time I heard somebody asked " Will you look at this?", so many times, it was Ed bassmaster. 😂
Trump's debate drew the biggest crowds, crowds like you wouldn't believe, crowds like no one ever thought possible, the biggliest crowds in history and they all watched Karmala Harris wipe the floor with him. Now THAT was the best debate EVER !
ABC beat Trump up but Kamala did nothing but read her pre written talking points. Thanks ABC for not being fair.Youll go down as the fake news network that got pushed out.
A crowd of 67.1 million.
When VP Harris said the word boring, Trump eyes opened so wide👀 I rewind to that point bcuz it is hilarious. Trump is easily baited and that is not good...love letters to Kim, always saying he friends with dictators. Viktor Orbon is my friend, we talk all the time. That's some scary shyte!
Yes, and there were big men, strong men with tears running down their faces; too bad they were all running for the exits. Imagine if there had been a live audience....the laugh track would have been priceless.
His crowd are about as big as the baby carrot in his pants😂😂😂
I still think that the look on Rosanne Barr is the most relatable thing she has done in years,
Chewing the fat with Bobby
Rosanne who?
I call it her 1950’s Teen Angel look.
Seth, you are the best. You genuinely put yourself on display for us and that makes your show great.
It was internationally televised debate. They showed it live in my country Finland. So yes, everybody saw it.😂
Everything about RFK jr makes me physically ill. His disgusting stuff about animals, his heresy and betrayal of the climate change movement, and the shame he brings to Bobby Kennedy's name. 🤢🤮
Same. That apple fell WAY far away from the tree.
And I know it’s a condition about his voice and not trying to make fun but man it is not a sound a want giving a speech
@@sotheresthat7882Not really, mental illness runs in that family. Ted Kennedy self-medicated and JFK had a sister that they lobotomized.
He is mentally ill; he ought to be in a home, where he can't hurt himself or anybody else.
Brainwashed by mainstream media complete
As a jackal, I demand that all closer looks are this long! I loved this episode ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love you Seth Meyers for impressions of the entire cast of Seinfeld!! The best!
9 YEARS of saying you have a plan... And then when asked about it you say that youre planning a plan... 😮
Well actually, he's getting together a Working Group to hash out the framework for beginning to realize an outline of the concepts of a plan....
In 2 weeks
One of the best ever Closer Ls. Thank you for such good spirits.
Two closer looks today!! Thank you!!
I played a game during the debate where I took a shot every time he brought up migrants without it being a topic asked by the moderators.
I'm dead now. 💀💀💀💀
Cheers to your recovery 😅🎉🎉🎉🎉
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Good one, Seth! Thanks for the laugh.
RFK Jr. is the one who ate the dogs, cats, Bears, he’s eats all the pets!! 🤣🤣
And how about the gop lady with the quarry full of dead animals 😂😂
I wonder if that is how he got his brain worm.
Weird how no one is criticizing all of the anti-vax nepobabies, he's just a lone eater... 🤔
Be fair. He only eats them if they're roadkill 😂
Really good 😂😂😂
I just wanted to point out to your writers that a whole day has passed and I'm STILL laughing about "bark bark."
The end of this segment is epic.
She was just SO great! Loved every minute of it! ❤❤❤❤❤
I think this was one of your best episodes ever. I was literally laughing out loud on several occasions. I am saving this for the next time I need a good laugh! 😂 💕
The number of sycophants defending this guy is astonishing and pathetic.
Also ridiculous in their ill-fitting boxy suits, ludicrously long red ties, diapers, and ear maxi pads. The utter lack of self awareness that they are making fools of themselves while they stand there grinning while Donald insults their families is surely a display of some sort of contagious insanity.
The worst is this idiot on Fox,AM Radio, Mark Levin. "Trump is a very religious man, a pious man, a man who makes church a big part of his life, and prays daily... " Sick!!!!
It's like the country is infested with a pest.
learn to spell. And we are actually the ones that can see through thre garbage. So maybe you people should think and not be a bunch of sheep following these horrible news agencies.
@@Denver1976Manwhat was spelled wrong? 😂
" Look what going on "
Priceless Seth 👏👍
Seth you and the rest of late night shows good for the soul because not only do you all tell on people and inform us well some of us like me things I didn't know and you keep me laughing and I love to laugh. . You got Trump down pat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It still boggles the mind that there will be actual people who will vote for a convicted criminal who yelled:” they’re eating all the dogs !” ata presidential debate
The US educational system has really failed them. If someone votes for the convincted fellon, you know they either never learned how to think critically, or they are just bad people who wanna see the country burn.
Name one good thing Biden or the democratic party has done I'll wait. Inflation and this economy are I, the worst shape ever. I'm not even a Trump supporter but atleast I could buy grocies and gas without crying.!! Wake up people your pockets are what matters most..nothing else that both these dumb****s talk about as "issues".
That's the Republican's entire strategy. Every single thing he says is designed to scare his supporters. They're eating dogs, schools are randomly giving your kids gender reassignment surgery, They're trying to replace us or whatever the 'lets scare em into voting for us'-of-the-day claim is. They are basically using the Chicken Little strategy. Sad part is so many Americans hear it and believe. Many Americans have completely lost their BS detector.
it boggles the mind as a Brit that you would vote for somebody who is part of an administration who have destroyed your economy?
2 schools in Springfield had to be evacuated this morning 😢
You know you won the debate when there’s a trump-supporting pastor accusing you of witchcraft for it lol
A very real and totally not weird thing that actually happened.
I wish we were kidding...
He has the best people...
Funny considering they are the ones calling themselves the latin word for witch.
OH man! First the Italian wedding riff and then the Seinfeld one- Seth killed it!
Seth's been unhinged as of late, and it's been awesome!
Thank you Seth you are so fun, you always make us smile
This was one of the best Closer Looks ever. Thanks!
Who actually cares what Robert Kennedy Jr. thinks.
It's unbelievable he even has a following 😂
Several million voters
Not too many I would think. Not even his own family.
He is on Trump's transition team, and could be nominated for the position of Secretary of Health and Human Services, so if Trump wins we will all care about, and be very scared, of what Bobby thinks.
I know he has dysphasia, but I could never listen to him for four years…or four minutes! Glad he’s out…Kookoo…
Sethy,
This was an amazing closer look, so many perfect call backs. Keep doing your thing, thank you for all the laughs!
Awesome as always!
Way to go, Sal!
Great delivery, Seth!
Many people are still gonna pick apart her answers and examine whether or not she adequately covered a topic or has a great policy position on it. Which is fair under normal circumstances. But she is not running against someone who has can answer clearly and honestly or has coherent policy positions. She's running against someone who rants about immigrants coming over and eating pets, ffs!
Even if you don't like her and even if you don't agree with her policies, how the hell do you possibly come to the conclusion that he is better and fit for office?
He doesn't have a policy, but his people have and it is Project 2025. Much more dangerous than that nothing he had previously.
Seth's writers are really tops, his delivery though is the BEST. He works a crowd, metas in his crew, and makes it work like no one else ever has. Carson remains the standard, but that skill is COMPLETELY unique to Seth.
Hmm.. add Craig Ferguson…and he had no writers
Trump is a complete embarrassment
One of the funniest segments I've seen in awhile 😂
That joke about trump coming to the realization that he was wrong about everything all along was genius🤌
The Seinfeld impressions, the ending, what an episode folks
BRAINWORM GYMBOREE i am dying
Same lol that killed me
Laugh aloud funny, again! Brightens my spirit. Greetings from Australia!
Great job Seth and team! Seriously, the imitations, the graphics, the "look" compilations... chef's kiss!
Another excellent A Closer Look, look, look, look ... thanks to you Seth, the writers and everyone for making me laugh! Also, I love your impressions, Seth.
Impression Camp is really paying off 🤣
I find Closer Look to be pretty funny most days, but this one in particular had me dying with laughter. This is one of the funniest episodes yet, which is really saying something.
Journalists are all over Springfield, Ohio, & not one person has confirmed their pets are missing. VOTE 💙
What has been confirmed though is that multiple bomb threats were called into various Springfield, Ohio government offices as well as two elementary schools.
That was so disgusting. Funny to us but it has put so many innocent Haitian folks in the line of fire by disgusting magas
I live in Ohio on the news today it was all over the news that , no animals are being eaten .
Don't tell us. Tell us the sofa f*cker
My wife works for the Springfield public schools. There are no dogs being eaten. There were however numerous bomb threats all day. Even at an elementary school.
WOW!!! ONE OF YOUR BEST "CLOSER LOOKS" THIS SEASON, SETH!
I sure hope people actually listened to what she said and what he didn’t. My students checked who answered the questions and he didn’t do well. I love my car magnet “My dog is smarter than Trump”. I need to get the cat magnet now.
Just don’t let the Haitians near your magnets.
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All Kamala did was attack Trump and never properly answered any question without making it about Trump! She just lied and lied. She said all that she was told to say and to attack Trump at every turn. She is a demon. She never mentioned one single policy of hers. Trump was fantastic as usual and kept his cool completely. Very proud of him to be sure..ABORTION is the LEAST important issue facing this country!!!! Kamala Harris is the privileged child of racist immigrant college professors, she has all but no connection to the American working class experience in her formative years, she rose to prominence by having sex with a much older, powerful Democrat politician, as a government lawyer she engaged in corrupt practices that discriminated against black men in prison, as a Senator she was the most extreme Leftist in the Senate, she got chosen as VP because of her skin color and genitalia, as VP she has had no notable accomplishments other than to ignore the advanced dementia of her boss, she used extortion to grab the Presidential nomination for herself, and her campaign currently consists of hiding from the press while having no verifiable campaign platform.” Vote wisely."
I hope the cat magnet says "don't eat me, bro!"
One of the BEST Closer Looks!
Thanks Seth!! 💙
You freaking nailed it. Look look look look look look. 😂😂😂. Sooo I have to do your job?????😂😂😂😂
I have decided that Trump is lazy.😂