@@warrenp.5916 those folks on SNL are mostly rotten people. i gave up that garbage a very long time ago. i wish you well but not through watching garbage like the TV show SNL. BTW there not so talented there slimey people.
But Jost just said there will be crazier stuff in the months to come, so the show missing all the summer stuff isn't a problem for them. Might be for us, the viewers, but the weeknight talk shows did a good job covering it and the Internet is always quick to meme and mock, so what's the big deal?
@@timevaporwave Calling it humor is generous. I generally like Weekend Update, but it feels like Che has just stopped trying and defaulted to offensive.
Did anyone else watch the debate between Trump and Biden? That was more like a comedy show than a serious political discussion. Makes the US look like a third-world country
You’re right. We need fresh blood, someone who can really understand and tackle the modern issues we face. Both Trump and Biden are way past their prime
It's not just about age, though. We need someone who can bring innovative economic policies. The debates are fun to watch, but they don't give me much confidence in our future.
Absolutely. Speaking of securing our future, I've been thinking a lot about financial planning. With all the uncertainty, having a fiduciary is more important than ever. Desiree Ruth Hoffman is fantastic. She’s been ahead of the market and helped me make consistent gains.
@@legalservices8856 Probably because sane people know how much MAGA loves guns and shooting, so it makes more sense than saying the kind of people who get called “pansy libtards” would do it…
Fantastic 50th news! I felt like it was a Christmas special! Your jokes were terrific. I've been here for 50 years! Laughter makes life tolerable! Welcome back Colin & Michael!🎭🎭
First thing I would have done is look to make sure it wasn't some BS novelty bill with his face on it. Second, ask the cashier if they have a counterfeit detection pen I could borrow.
Never in my life have I been more glad that Weekend Update came back just in time for the election 😂 😂 😂 I can't wait for the jokes during the joke swap 😂 😅
Nah, Kamala and Biden legitimately apprear to have undergone a frontal lobotomy...Trump is box office, kamala is wooden boxes - see Ukraine, Palestine, Lebanon, Yemen and much of Africa. Democrats in the 2020s are like republicans of the 2000s - incredibly hawkish, authoritarian and pro censorship. Republican voters are now far cooler and further left than the democrats - anti war, anti authoritarian, anti censorship etc.
As far as Weekend Update hosts go, they rank pretty high on my list. And I've seen most of the existing 49 seasons, there's been a lot of WU hosts over the half century. 😂
It's a filter like cnn uses on joe rogan to make him look sick and lie about a possible competitive medication for covid that big pharma company's can't make money on and could have stopped thier emergency status.
He said Hate the game, not play the game. It's an old quote from the black community. I can't believe you never heard that old quote before. It's been said a million times, I guess he's trying to be sarcastic or something. But saying stuff like that, will not help his case if it's true, that he said that.
@@antwandukes you are right and usually it’s admitting you did something wrong because that’s how the game is played. I would think this was a joke but dude really has talked out the side of his neck before so I wouldn’t be surprised.
"sleepy joe" is an appropriate attack for Trump when his White House Pharmacist dispensed $98,000 worth of Provigil (a medication only prescribed for Narcolepsy) during his shitshow of a term. Fact-check me and everybody else for that matter!
And he does stuff - almost everyday - that 20 years ago would have derailed an election campaign because voters would have been appalled and embarrassed. Now his supporters just shrug their shoulders and move on.
That's dems.. they can't answer a question, get triggered and are indoctrinated. NPGs at this point. Have no idea how done the rest of the country is with this BS. Get ready tho
Hey listen spread rumors because we all know that bean bag chairs are not couches and that's related. Because we all know JD's really just looking for more cushion for the pushing.
i literally saw a tiktok of two teen girls calling trump hot and that they cant stop staring at him yesterday..........i have never been so disturbed lmfao
@@blackqueen164 And do you think he really feels that way, or are they just jokes? There's actual misogyny out there that you can fairly ridicule. If you're worried about it, then go talk shit to people who are ACTUALLY misogynistic.
There was a shirtless picture of Biden taken at his beach house and I mean he looked like a man in his 80s but in a not insulted way. Like you wouldn’t be disgusted if you just saw him sunbathing on the beach. Trump on the other hand probably looks like that whale they blew up on that beach in Oregon in the 80’s.
I am an American living overseas, I sent my ballots yesterday, and it cost me $14.00 and trust me, it was the best $14.00 I have ever spent. Thank you so much Kamala for making it so easy for me to vote for you.💙💙💙💙
@@donnadavis1538 So you admit to being so completely ignorant of civics that you think ballots are in any way controlled by the VP? Or you're just another hired CCP campaign bot?
Missed you guys. Congratulations on 50 seasons, well-written show. Also love the new logo way more than the one you've been using the last couple of years.
At 3:36, about Trump giving the woman the C-note. Look for the video, he doesn't "hand" it to her so much as "throws it" in her general direction. It's the little things that reveal a person's character (or the total lack thereof).
I noticed that also which was not a good thing, though it is still minor offensive, I am voting for Trump as his policies are great and proven; I'm not voting for the Pope or a religious leader.
That hundred dollars he gave was to the sister of the owner of the store. They called her and said they needed a family at the checkout while he was there. The person receiving the money let the beans spill on fox 🤣.
No wonder there were no Thank you ..thank you...thank you !! and hugs and tears. The person getting the money looked as if he/she did not care about the bill at all. Why Trump used this staged generosity, is hard to understand because he can be naturally generous. Well, at least, he did not wait for any change.
You know Trump has been doing this for 30 years right? He buys ppl groceries, pays for an entire restaurant's food, etc. This used to be a well known fact about him before all the deception and manipulating young smooth brains into thinking he's literally Hitler lol. But sure, Trump pulled a setup😂
@@melbell6328 I googled: was Trump known to pay for entire restaurants meals through the years? Also: was Trump known to pay for other people's groceries through the years? Try it yourself and see what comes up.
... and what were you all saying about Biden's body (that couldn't even navigate stairs) when he said he could do more push-ups than the Trump supporter? Also, I guess "body shaming" is fine if it's coming from the left but me calling your 400lb mother fat triggers you until you get a bucket of soy tofu in your safe space?
You think you're so clever but you're voting for your own demise. If Kamala wins you can expect higher income taxes, higher inflation which will cost you more $$$, higher mortgage rates which will cost you more $$$ if you need a mortgage to buy a property, "green" mandates which will cost you more $$$, more illegals crossing the border which will cost you more $$$, and more wars which will cost you more $$$. She will likely also get us into the WHO Pandemic Agreement which means WHO will call the shots for what you can and can't do during subsequent pandemics; if they tell you that you must take a brand new unproven vaccine or lock yourself in your home for 6 months you'll have to do it. It's your right I guess to vote stupidly, but those of us who are smart really wish you would educate yourself and vote for the person who will make things better for us, not worse.
_I remember when Republican patriotism didn't involve self-righteousness and expressing contempt for fellow Americans._ There is no need to preface "patriotism" with "Republican" because socialism is antithetical to America.
I am an American living overseas, I sent my ballots yesterday, and it cost me $14.00 and trust me, it was the best $14.00 I have ever spent. Thank you so much Kamala for making it so easy for me to vote for you.💙💙💙💙
This from the "genius" who lost hands down when they debated; got himself convicted on 34 felony indictments; believes Haitians are eating neighbors pets; loves Putin and Loomer and chose vance for a running mate. The guy's unhinged.
Tfw your own VP calls you "America's Hitler," AKA the least condemning thing about Trump and Vance's campaign. Vote for Kamala so we don't have to experience the fallout of their relationship 💙
@@sugaredwards6207 If you think Trump will be any better, you have some research on him you should be doing....he's the one who poured gasoline by moving the embassy in the first place, remember?
I cannot even begin to explain how glad I am that Weekend Update is back!!! I missed it all summer!!!
Sad honestly ~
I know right!!
So much to catch up on!
Same
Woke, not funny, political disinformation...of course...every brain dead idiot watching it thinks it is good.
They literally don’t even have to make jokes about trump’s campaign. They can literally just play clips and get laughs.
Indeed.
That beach comment was actually insane 😂
We love trump
@@whatweshouldknow5648why????
@@whatweshouldknow5648nope. we don’t love christian fascists.
Hearing the Weekend Update intro again after so long healed me
Unfortunately, it's still these mediocre talents.
@@NeidlichesSchwert do us a favor if these talented folks don’t meet your high expectations, Don’t comment and waste OUR time. Go pay $20 for a movie
Me 2 it healed me
@@NeidlichesSchwert let me guess...you love trump.... that explains your ignorance..
@@warrenp.5916 those folks on SNL are mostly rotten people. i gave up that garbage a very long time ago. i wish you well but not through watching garbage like the TV show SNL. BTW there not so talented there slimey people.
I'm so glad that Saturday Night Live is back! Now I can watch the news and workout my core at the same time 😂🤣😆
Same! It’s the sane news I can watch with ease.
Humor that is aimed at the masses is called lowbrow humor because it appeals to the lowest IQ people.
If this is your news please don’t vote.
@@TonyChin226 at least I'll have a great six-pack while I vote.
you get your news from SNL? makes perfect sense
My favorite segment! And look at all the insane shit you missed
oh hello there. I have seen you in lte comment section
fr, debate, assasintaiton, dropping out, vance, walz, second debate, second assignation
It's the highlight of the show.
But Jost just said there will be crazier stuff in the months to come, so the show missing all the summer stuff isn't a problem for them. Might be for us, the viewers, but the weeknight talk shows did a good job covering it and the Internet is always quick to meme and mock, so what's the big deal?
@@arpandas2296 I see Tyler almost everywhere on YT for years.
Seems like a decent guy, never negative. Hey, Tyler, btw.
4:09 "It's the 90's baby we're back!"
I WISH. trump existed, but he was no threat cuz nobody knew what he was for!
@@chrisrj9871 ' Back in the 90s, neither did he.
@@MattXShaver The 90’s … wasn’t that when he filed his first bankruptcy?
After that kind of humor, I understand why he said that.
@@timevaporwave Calling it humor is generous. I generally like Weekend Update, but it feels like Che has just stopped trying and defaulted to offensive.
Trump's comment about his great body is hilarious... and terrifying...
of course it was meant to be funny and it was.
@@trc4849 it shows his mental health decline and how delusional he is.
Yeah Trumps got a great sense on humour
I was having my breakfast and had to vomit a little when I heard that joke.
He’s quite a character, you gotta give him that, lol
“He moves faster than covid through a nursing home”
Wow!
I came here expecting to see someone quote that. I was not disappointed. Guess you kinda moved fast!
@@DuetJay weekend update is always peak
Why doesn't cuomo just retire? Nobody wants him back
Crass and tasteless
Welcome back Colin & Michael
Thank God SNL is Back!!!!!!! If you cannot laugh at this Country, you can only cry!
Nice to see SNL picking on BOTH sides.
You said a mouthful there brother!
@@rahkinrah1963it’s a lot easier to pick on one of them but I agree. Harris has my vote, but those jokes were funny
While the rest of the world laughs at the joke America has become.
Lefties Losing it with Sky News is the new SNL delivered daily. Ya'll van go on permanent hiatus.
Grab him by the ballot. 🇺🇸
🌏🇺🇸🦾↕️🔄↕️🦾2024.! Amen 🙏🏾 All US.!TOGETHER 💫💯👏🏾👏🏾🎁👏🏾👏🏾💯💫
Start headin’ to Mars
Trump/Vance 24! 😊
@@peterromero284 We can't even take care of our own planet, so why should we ruin Mars too?
@@billgerhart633 Where? A grave?
Did anyone else watch the debate between Trump and Biden? That was more like a comedy show than a serious political discussion. Makes the US look like a third-world country
Totally! It was like watching a reality TV show. But seriously, we need younger candidates. The future of our economy is at stake with this election.
You’re right. We need fresh blood, someone who can really understand and tackle the modern issues we face. Both Trump and Biden are way past their prime
It's not just about age, though. We need someone who can bring innovative economic policies. The debates are fun to watch, but they don't give me much confidence in our future.
Absolutely. Speaking of securing our future, I've been thinking a lot about financial planning. With all the uncertainty, having a fiduciary is more important than ever. Desiree Ruth Hoffman is fantastic. She’s been ahead of the market and helped me make consistent gains.
Oh, really? I’ve heard her name come up a few times now. What makes her so special?
Who sees an assassin and is like, "I better open Outlook?"
Both those attempts seem fishy. It wouldn’t be the least bit surprising if they were staged, regardless if anyone else got hurt.
@@mojo500100 You would not be saying that if Biden or Harris was shot, and or shot at, twice. Such a double standard.
Laughed too hard
@@legalservices8856 Probably because sane people know how much MAGA loves guns and shooting, so it makes more sense than saying the kind of people who get called “pansy libtards” would do it…
@@legalservices8856 Tr*mp wasn't sh0t. Where's the scar? There isn't 1. It was 100% st@ged.
Fantastic 50th news! I felt like it was a Christmas special! Your jokes were terrific.
I've been here for 50 years! Laughter makes life tolerable! Welcome back Colin & Michael!🎭🎭
I’m pretty sure he goes by Chè…I’ve never heard anyone refer to him as Michael or-heaven forfend- Mike!!! It’s Chè…
@@maryrosekent8223 😜🤭😅😅
Weekend update continues to be the best part of SNL so happy it back 😂.
These 2 guys are A+ writers. The last few years of the show have been on fire.
Ballsiest weekend update I've seen in years. These guys came out swingin. Got some good hits in. Major props
I would have tookthe $100 and been like "I'm still voting for the other guy." 😂
Pretty sure it's a criminal offence to bribe voters. Just add it to the list.
First thing I would have done is look to make sure it wasn't some BS novelty bill with his face on it.
Second, ask the cashier if they have a counterfeit detection pen I could borrow.
@@eromitlabhitw Another crime to add to the list - bribing voters
I would have said: " Keep it. You'll need it to post bail"
he knew that person, she was related to someone.
Just let Colin and Michael do ALL of weekend update!!
I always look forward to seeing the cold open and Weekend Update. It is always the best segment of the show.
b/c no one stays up and watches SNL anymore
Never in my life have I been more glad that Weekend Update came back just in time for the election 😂 😂 😂 I can't wait for the jokes during the joke swap 😂 😅
Donald Trump said, "I could've been sunbathing on the beach. You have never seen a body so beautiful." I don't want to know what that looks like! 🤢
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'd view Pres. Biden before I'd view trump.
@@chrisrj9871 in an ideal world, we don't have to see either one 😂 But, that being said, only one of them was "joking" about it.
It reminds us when you see a beached whale.🫣😝😝😝😝
@@ricardosanchez4112 that's being kind!! I heard he smells as well.
Every accusation is an admission.
Nah, Kamala and Biden legitimately apprear to have undergone a frontal lobotomy...Trump is box office, kamala is wooden boxes - see Ukraine, Palestine, Lebanon, Yemen and much of Africa. Democrats in the 2020s are like republicans of the 2000s - incredibly hawkish, authoritarian and pro censorship. Republican voters are now far cooler and further left than the democrats - anti war, anti authoritarian, anti censorship etc.
Yep! So obvious too!
Projection at its best…literally textbook.
@@RB-Q yeah, I know. SNL are coping hard...
@@davidthompson9141 Most people grew out of this type of nonsense after recess was no longer part of the curriculum. What's your excuse?
OMG.Missed this segment so much.Always hilarious!Love Che and Jost❤
They suck
@@brooke8567 - Then why are you here watching?
As far as Weekend Update hosts go, they rank pretty high on my list. And I've seen most of the existing 49 seasons, there's been a lot of WU hosts over the half century. 😂
@@brooke8567you are in the minority in your thinking.
@@brooke8567 Because they made fun of your favorite rapist, donnie?
“Who sees an assassin and is like, I better open Outlook?” 😂😂
Someone did him dirty with that purple shampoo 😂
He really can't look any worse than he already does. 😂😂
He’s just decaying.
It's a filter like cnn uses on joe rogan to make him look sick and lie about a possible competitive medication for covid that big pharma company's can't make money on and could have stopped thier emergency status.
He's trying to color correct!!!
Sorry Donald, but the only man who can wear purple and still look stylish was PRINCE.💜
Oh how I've missed these weekend updates!! 😂
50 years! I remember the first season! Oh my goodness, I’m so old.
Yay!Same here!🎉🎭🎊🎉✨🎭🎊🎉🎭✨
🥰🥰🥰 it was really SO GOOD back then!
Hey! We are old, but we got to rock the 70’s, the best decade to be young in history! I had a ball. 😎
Yes, I remember George Carlin as the first guest host and Janis Ian debuting her new song "At Seventeen" on the first episode.
We're not old, we're Well Seasoned, just like SNL 😂
Weekend update on SNL has always been funny! 😂
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" Eric Adams was in court where he pleaded " Dont hate the player , play the game".
He said HATE the game.
He said Hate the game, not play the game. It's an old quote from the black community. I can't believe you never heard that old quote before. It's been said a million times, I guess he's trying to be sarcastic or something. But saying stuff like that, will not help his case if it's true, that he said that.
@@antwandukes you are right and usually it’s admitting you did something wrong because that’s how the game is played. I would think this was a joke but dude really has talked out the side of his neck before so I wouldn’t be surprised.
These dudes are on fire, it’s gonna be a great season!
I'm just losing my mind laughing too hard!
Great jokes!!! So cutting 😅
"It's the 90's baby. We're back!" Is going to be my slogan for the next decade
His accusations are confessions.
"sleepy joe" is an appropriate attack for Trump when his White House Pharmacist dispensed $98,000 worth of Provigil (a medication only prescribed for Narcolepsy) during his shitshow of a term. Fact-check me and everybody else for that matter!
And he does stuff - almost everyday - that 20 years ago would have derailed an election campaign because voters would have been appalled and embarrassed. Now his supporters just shrug their shoulders and move on.
That's dems.. they can't answer a question, get triggered and are indoctrinated. NPGs at this point. Have no idea how done the rest of the country is with this BS. Get ready tho
Always has been, always will be
ALL MAGA accusations have always been confessions.
Weekend Update returning after summer is like an early Christmas! 🎉 Let’s gooooo!
In fairness, Donnie is shaped like a beanbag chair, and JD keeps telling him how hot that is...
Hey listen spread rumors because we all know that bean bag chairs are not couches and that's related.
Because we all know JD's really just looking for more cushion for the pushing.
Trump and Musk competing for the best bean bag body in the country.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Took me a second…😂😂😂😂
i literally saw a tiktok of two teen girls calling trump hot and that they cant stop staring at him yesterday..........i have never been so disturbed lmfao
WU: consistently the best part of SNL.
Che already making dark jokes 😂
Misogynistic ones as always🤨
And making Colin read racist ones on the first episode of the season.
@@blackqueen164this is why men don’t think we’re fun 🙄
@@blackqueen164 And do you think he really feels that way, or are they just jokes? There's actual misogyny out there that you can fairly ridicule. If you're worried about it, then go talk shit to people who are ACTUALLY misogynistic.
@@blackqueen164agreed-I wish he would stop.
Trump Sunbathing on the Beach?? No Thank You. Definitely Do Not Need that as a memory.
And we can't UN-SEE that image either...
You can't unsee that. Poor Floridians....
I saw a whale beach itself near Cape Cod once. Saddest thing I've ever seen and the most horrific mental image I had about a beach......until today
It’s as equal as to being gazed upon by Medusa 😂
@@robzombie5969 Us Floridians are totally okay!
These were pretty fair jokes for both sides. Bravo SNL
Right? No way either side could complain as they both got slammed multiple times.
No. The voter registration form joke was not fair.
@@RadCenter100% true. They have video proof. Do your own research & stop listening to MSM
@RadCenter yeah that was just false. but they're trying to get ratings too.
@@RadCenter Trump's ( jokes) came straight from the horses mouth, they actually had to make up the Kamala Harris jokes.
In a game of “who would you rather” I would pick Sleepy Joe’s bod every day and twice on Sunday.
Right? Like I said upthread neither is Mr Universe but Biden is way closer to being in shape that T***.
Me too. Trump doesn’t understand how horrible he is. Old Trump is losing his mind
@@SharonCaldwell-b2c Untreated stage 4 syphilis will do that.
Exactly. I’d like to see Trump even attempt to get on a bike, much less ride one.
There was a shirtless picture of Biden taken at his beach house and I mean he looked like a man in his 80s but in a not insulted way. Like you wouldn’t be disgusted if you just saw him sunbathing on the beach. Trump on the other hand probably looks like that whale they blew up on that beach in Oregon in the 80’s.
You can definitely tell you're buying a Trump watch because the hands are so small.
🥁🥁🥁
😂😂😂
Classic! 🤚🏻 😂🤣
😂😂😂😂
@@aisle_of_view and if you buy two… they lock together like handcuffs!🤣😂
"It's the 90's man!" I love Che
I WISH it was the 90s. Nobody young ever heard of the Electoral College.
Also we had the Super Nintendo.
That white supremacy in black face joke sent me 😂 they’re entirely too much
1:47 I heard 1 boo 😂
Allergic to truth, many people are
@@jenkinsmanly-spain1252 more like they can’t take a joke
My favorite part of SNL, glad they are back.
You just know the Trump campaign is going to seize on that voter registration gag as fact when they lose Arizona....
I think they'd do it earlier than that.
Lose Arizona. Right. I think you need a drink there buddy if you think that. Stop being a democapic gotard!
I am an American living overseas, I sent my ballots yesterday, and it cost me $14.00 and trust me, it was the best $14.00 I have ever spent. Thank you so much Kamala for making it so easy for me to vote for you.💙💙💙💙
@@donnadavis1538 So you admit to being so completely ignorant of civics that you think ballots are in any way controlled by the VP? Or you're just another hired CCP campaign bot?
@@donnadavis1538lmfao. Trump 2024.
Missed you guys. Congratulations on 50 seasons, well-written show. Also love the new logo way more than the one you've been using the last couple of years.
And the theme song hasn't been this fast since the 1998-2000 theme which is my all time favorite version of the theme along with the 97-98 version.
Glad to have SNL back! Cheers to 50 years!
Anyone know how I can get my Trump watch to quit resetting itself to Moscow time?
I finally ended up putin mine in the garbage.
😂😂@@A_Bunch_of_Savages
😂😂😂
LOL 😂
😂😂😂good one
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was perfect
So great to see Weekend Update ft. SNL back!
At 3:36, about Trump giving the woman the C-note. Look for the video, he doesn't "hand" it to her so much as "throws it" in her general direction. It's the little things that reveal a person's character (or the total lack thereof).
She went on Faux, said she knows store owner who said come meet him. Set up?🤔
@@berthaadamson1225 Either way, he was most gracious to her.
@patchdavis35 sure he was. Always the gentleman that Trump. 😅
@@berthaadamson1225was definitely a setup. She was on a right wing network later and explained the whole setup.
I noticed that also which was not a good thing, though it is still minor offensive, I am voting for Trump as his policies are great and proven; I'm not voting for the Pope or a religious leader.
The support Don-old gets is the biggest laugh of all.
1:05 is this real? That can't be real, right?
Im pretty sure its real 💀
It IS real! Added she was BORN THAT Way!
She’s fabulous. Hot woman
Real. Trump is insane.
"I'm a much better looking person than Kamala" ~ Donald Trump
Also a real quote from couple weeks back.
Missing these two all summer. Welcome back, Michael and Collin! 😊❤️
I kept waiting for them to do a Weekend Update special, due to all that was happening, but no such luck!
The Mars joke was way too real
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Donald Trump is absolutely ridiculous. I can't wait till November. Vote💙
That hundred dollars he gave was to the sister of the owner of the store. They called her and said they needed a family at the checkout while he was there. The person receiving the money let the beans spill on fox 🤣.
So he LITERALLY paid for a photo op. 😂😂😂😂
Typical 😂😂😂😂
No wonder there were no Thank you ..thank you...thank you !! and hugs and tears.
The person getting the money looked as if he/she did not care about the bill at all. Why Trump used this staged generosity, is hard to understand because he can be naturally generous.
Well, at least, he did not wait for any change.
That’s against the law…it’s considered buying votes… you cannot do that when you are running for office.
@@tatianakasner112 She probably had to give the $100 back after the cameras stopped rolling. 🤣🤣😂
Trump has a better body than Biden? He's 3 X the size of Biden! 💙💙
He has body dysmorphia, he also said he’s better looking than Kamala 🤣😂🤣
The guy is mentally unstable!
Vote Blue 💙🇺🇸💙
@@hiroshimatwinkie5571
You’re being sarcastic right? 😂
@@hiroshimatwinkie5571 the mushroom?
@@Carn_Is_DoneHe’s known as toadstool 😝
Probs a better body than yours🤣💀
5:05 Just when I thought che couldn't get more creative with his racist jokes about Collin 😂
So glad weekend update is back!
The women that he gave $100 at the store was a friend of the owner. It was a set up.
And she's the one that ran and told everyone is the best part. Probably Monopoly money
Also he threw it at her like she was a prostitute
You know Trump has been doing this for 30 years right? He buys ppl groceries, pays for an entire restaurant's food, etc. This used to be a well known fact about him before all the deception and manipulating young smooth brains into thinking he's literally Hitler lol. But sure, Trump pulled a setup😂
@@melbell6328glad you can admit he’s a fraud
@@melbell6328 I googled: was Trump known to pay for entire restaurants meals through the years? Also: was Trump known to pay for other people's groceries through the years? Try it yourself and see what comes up.
Trump saying he has a beautiful body was funnier than " they are eating the daaawgs"
And much more disgusting. 🤮
I have heard it so many times now and I still erupt in 10 minute spurts of laughter over this. Who does he think he is?!?! 😂😂😂😂
@@loriallenbaugh35his face is melting. He’s lookin’ like Pizza The Hutt
... and what were you all saying about Biden's body (that couldn't even navigate stairs) when he said he could do more push-ups than the Trump supporter?
Also, I guess "body shaming" is fine if it's coming from the left but me calling your 400lb mother fat triggers you until you get a bucket of soy tofu in your safe space?
Pretty sure trump is just Rosanne bar in drag. They're both the same level of idiot.
Election yr & Diddy it's going a great 50th yr 🤣🤣🤣
I've seen Biden in his biking suit. He's in damn good shape for *any* age.
He can't even walk.
@@garrytito2068 Nah see, "Joe Biden full press conference (July 11, 2024)" here on youtube. He walks just fine.
Love weekend update. VOTE
Trump stating he had such a beautiful body got the strongest laugh. I hope he was watching.
Im Sure he was... hes always joking.
The optics on that....puke
@@greenmantis2158 Yup. Fun guy, barrel of laughs.
You really don't realize how these audience work. There is applause ans laugh sign and people orchestrating it like well and orchester.
I think he's heard worse 😂
2:50 also, nobody checks outlook on the weekends so they didn’t see this until Monday.
So true lol 💤
Really funny tonight . Thanks!
4:08 Holy hell that was funny and cringy at the same time..😂
I thought the Chinese drivers joke was mostly cringeworthy.
@@michaelearnest1983 just tired, not funny, lazy writing
Weekend Update has returned ❤❤❤😂😂 the best duo !!
Vote. We cannot have this person making decisions for our country.
TRUMP 2024
Trump all the way!
Harris/Walz 2024
@@bcoxaleeew bot comment imagine
@@bcoxalTrump is a Poser L
Great show 😂
I'm here for the triggered MAGA, not disappointed lol.
Same
They guys love to hate watch and then be Karens.
HoLLywood is reality & should be worshipped as such
@@fr7nkyph7llyj7ne5I guess Magas don't watch any TV or movies LOL 😂
You think you're so clever but you're voting for your own demise. If Kamala wins you can expect higher income taxes, higher inflation which will cost you more $$$, higher mortgage rates which will cost you more $$$ if you need a mortgage to buy a property, "green" mandates which will cost you more $$$, more illegals crossing the border which will cost you more $$$, and more wars which will cost you more $$$. She will likely also get us into the WHO Pandemic Agreement which means WHO will call the shots for what you can and can't do during subsequent pandemics; if they tell you that you must take a brand new unproven vaccine or lock yourself in your home for 6 months you'll have to do it. It's your right I guess to vote stupidly, but those of us who are smart really wish you would educate yourself and vote for the person who will make things better for us, not worse.
All the shit that happened this summer gave these guys so much material 😂
Yeah. Its too bad they only bootlickers of the government and it feels cringe af.
Greetings from the EU!
They had a lot of material saved up these past few months
This great!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
I remember when Republican patriotism didn't involve self-righteousness and expressing contempt for fellow Americans.
Or self compliments, even for their own body's.
_I remember when Republican patriotism didn't involve self-righteousness and expressing contempt for fellow Americans._
There is no need to preface "patriotism" with "Republican" because socialism is antithetical to America.
I am an American living overseas, I sent my ballots yesterday, and it cost me $14.00 and trust me, it was the best $14.00 I have ever spent. Thank you so much Kamala for making it so easy for me to vote for you.💙💙💙💙
When was that?
@@NoPawn Not this century
The subtitles say "our Kelly" which makes him sound like the youngest daughter in a Liverpool family.
Weekend Update my beloved, oh how I've missed you
Ah name calling, the hail Mary of insults.
I had to return my Trump watch. I couldn't tell what time it was because the hands were too small.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
they just play Trump clips now, no need to write anything
This show is literally how I got through the last campaign & 2020 🤣
This from the "genius" who lost hands down when they debated; got himself convicted on 34 felony indictments; believes Haitians are eating neighbors pets; loves Putin and Loomer and chose vance for a running mate. The guy's unhinged.
best and most truthful part of the show! based on facts too!
Who do you call when an Oopa Loompa is beached?
5:12 love to see a legit Norm-style Update joke
The Trump beautiful body thing made me laugh so hard, and feel sick to my stomach at the same time🤣. I missed my guys….glad these two are back.
Classic projection. He's the one with the mental disability. She's sharp ,intelligent and cleaned the floor with him❤
First woman President
Kamala Harris 🎉🎉🎉
From one Marquette alum to another, very well said and I agree 100%!
Why is his hair purple?
He and J.D. Vance are going to a drag bar later for cocktails.
Led lighting is why Trump hates Led's is why he stalled there roll out for years...
He figured out the yellow light showed his scalp too well. It's vanity.
@@shamanbeartwo3819 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The process of decaying.
WTF?! Leave disabled people alone.
Felon calls the prosecutor names…?
Hahaha
Yes, she is so mentally challenged that she was a successful prosecutor and politician for years, while he has always been a criminal.
Failure is the best name for her.
Wait on a min tons of people destroyed America over a felon named George floyd, and your president was honoring him to 😂
The worst AG in U.S. History? The one that single handed lay ruined San Fransisco? The one that had 2 parents with PHDs and still failed the bar?
@@windsong3wong828 didn't biden praise a felon named Gorge floyd you praised him to lol
This was hilarious!
Tfw your own VP calls you "America's Hitler," AKA the least condemning thing about Trump and Vance's campaign. Vote for Kamala so we don't have to experience the fallout of their relationship 💙
I guess it's okay to support "America's Hitler" when you are running to be America's Heinrich Himmler. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
She’s supporting an apārthëîd regime (according to the highest court in the land’s latest ruling).
@@sugaredwards6207 Nonsense. There is no apartheid in that land. All citizens have equal rights there.
@@sugaredwards6207 If you think Trump will be any better, you have some research on him you should be doing....he's the one who poured gasoline by moving the embassy in the first place, remember?
@@AbcDef-ww2gy Tell that to the Bedouin nomads having their olive trees destroyed and land nibbled at by settlers. Can't use Hamas as an excuse there.
He’s out of his mind. Period.
It's pretty cool that for the 50th season of SNL they also made all their jokes 50/50
That was hilarious!
SNL is back!
The DNA test says, Mark Robinson is the Grandson of Clayton Bixby🤡
This is PURE HUMOR. After 48 years you left you're wife. Why Clayton?
😂 Hilarious!