Weekend Update: Trump Scrolled Twitter During January 6 - SNL

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @MitchMeetings
    @MitchMeetings Месяц назад +1770

    Their chemistry is on point in this one.

    • @1coldboy
      @1coldboy Месяц назад +29

      totally locked in, great update/10

    • @abundantYOUniverse
      @abundantYOUniverse Месяц назад +11

      @IcabtRekate Oh please

    • @tinkerbelltinkerbell1003
      @tinkerbelltinkerbell1003 Месяц назад +10

      WOMENS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS ! VOTE !!!

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 Месяц назад +7

      Having the summer off will recharge your batteries I guess.

    • @blackdysfunction8260
      @blackdysfunction8260 Месяц назад

      Stop lying they never have chemistry it's always a forced interaction between an extremely white white guy and the awkward token black cohost both pretending to be somebody their not. Che is fake so is the other dude neither one of the fools is woke or a leftist they are must grifting. Dude has been on legion of skanks so many times.

  • @justincredible.
    @justincredible. Месяц назад +1672

    "I'm not allowed de-mentia-it" LOL!!!!!!

    • @donnageoghan4328
      @donnageoghan4328 Месяц назад +33

      Hilarious line!!!

    • @richinoable
      @richinoable Месяц назад +22

      I clapped for Che!

    • @perigosu8449
      @perigosu8449 Месяц назад +5

      Oh, you see what he did there? Good job! 👍

    • @gregsanderson6545
      @gregsanderson6545 Месяц назад +15

      Imagine what's in those medical records 😬

    • @JYJnKumi
      @JYJnKumi Месяц назад +15

      Should've been a joke for Biden.

  • @Prauwlet213
    @Prauwlet213 Месяц назад +1403

    As a british person that prince andrew joke was BRILLIANT.

    • @LynnReinholt
      @LynnReinholt Месяц назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @MrCounselorman
      @MrCounselorman Месяц назад +1

      Please explain that joke

    • @betsyab121
      @betsyab121 Месяц назад

      ​@@MrCounselormanPrince Andrew has been in some hot water with The Royals, especially his brother The King, about his association with Jeffrey Epstein and the Island.

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash Месяц назад +8

      @@MrCounselorman NSFW

    • @yippeeyokai5750
      @yippeeyokai5750 Месяц назад

      @@MrCounselorman Prince Andrew was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein, I am sure you can figure it out from there.

  • @darksideon
    @darksideon Месяц назад +1146

    "Two claps Che, no claps Jost"😂😂😂

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos Месяц назад +8

      The CC had that one totally wrong

    • @RaymondHng
      @RaymondHng Месяц назад +8

      Awwww. At least Jost got to go to Tahiti in July.

    • @Darthalas
      @Darthalas Месяц назад +3

      That was hilarious 😂

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 Месяц назад

      @@RaymondHng With Scar Jo. I do not feel sorry for that man. Ever. He could be mugged, shot, poisoned, and thrown in jail. He still goes home to her every night. That is a win.

    • @Fleetmenace
      @Fleetmenace Месяц назад

      ​@@RaymondHngwhile there got multiple infections and had to leave early

  • @findyourpassion8722
    @findyourpassion8722 Месяц назад +866

    Happy 100th birthday to President Jimmy Carter. 🎉🎉🎉

    • @Blech-h9z
      @Blech-h9z Месяц назад +10

      The last Christian in America.

    • @emoneyizhereson
      @emoneyizhereson Месяц назад +4

      @@Blech-h9z Closer to being the first.

    • @DinaK1111
      @DinaK1111 Месяц назад +1

      He was president when I was born!
      #LifeFliesByFast

    • @trysometruth
      @trysometruth Месяц назад +7

      Well, I was born 21 years before he became president! Also, my mom made me write this.

    • @kelconway5792
      @kelconway5792 Месяц назад +1

      He looks so bad, even for 100. I feel so sorry for him. It's not a blessing to live that long under those circumstances.

  • @itsme_edits
    @itsme_edits Месяц назад +1141

    2:44 "i'm not allowed dementia it" I HATE HOW MUCH I LOVED THAT BAHAHAH

  • @BrawnyFanta
    @BrawnyFanta Месяц назад +200

    The Prince Andrew Diddy joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zoeledwards6617
    @zoeledwards6617 Месяц назад +1369

    “Elon Musk, seen here trying to jump to Mars.”
    I just love the seen here jokes. Colin can’t help to smile when he says it.

    • @Stylishgirlny
      @Stylishgirlny Месяц назад +4

      There is a Mars town near Butler

    • @runnergo1398
      @runnergo1398 Месяц назад +22

      Elon at Trump's rally today: "Make sure you go out and force strangers to vote for Trump or I am in deep shit!"

    • @nunya___
      @nunya___ Месяц назад +19

      A MAGA sent me the Elon clip. I replied "This is good, Trump is sooo boring he should invite guests on his show".

    • @johnshite4656
      @johnshite4656 Месяц назад

      Unbelievable that a guy who considers himself a sci-fi pioneer is supporting an "American Hit ler" who he knows tried to autocoup the country. Elon is nearly as treasonous as Trump. He has betrayal of his country in his heart. Can we send him back to South Africa or what? Trump wants to deport legal immigrants, let's deport Elon.

    • @elhopper3735
      @elhopper3735 Месяц назад +3

      Those are my favorite kind of jokes honestly 😂

  • @Yourmission9
    @Yourmission9 Месяц назад +2351

    Trump: “They’re eating the cats, they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the pets”
    Rfk jr: “Hold my bear”

  • @lynnebimrat
    @lynnebimrat Месяц назад +842

    weekend update is easily best SNL segment

    • @gr8dvd
      @gr8dvd Месяц назад +19

      Sometimes this is all I watch so giving a semi-informed 👍… but last I saw, I don’t feel like I’m missing-out.

    • @macdreezy794
      @macdreezy794 Месяц назад +6

      That and Please Don't Destroy

    • @nancyvillines4552
      @nancyvillines4552 Месяц назад +5

      Definitely. Although I remember watching the first one in our first apartment. Partaking in an illegal substance. Back then there were only 7-8 prime time player's. So even the skit's were great. Now it's definitely the best part of the show. I'm 67 so I don't/can't, lol, stay up that late. Then I know it will show the whole segment on RUclips. Work's for me. We were in our early 20's but Saturday night was a stay in night 😊❤

    • @SandraSealySeawomanBDS
      @SandraSealySeawomanBDS Месяц назад +3

      Usually good but sometimes comes over like they're trying too hard like last week.

    • @jmo2104
      @jmo2104 Месяц назад

      I agree one hundred percent

  • @KitC916
    @KitC916 Месяц назад +479

    Happy 100th Jimmy Carter!

    • @PabloE-f1g
      @PabloE-f1g Месяц назад +5

      Who?

    • @anasfarahi4401
      @anasfarahi4401 Месяц назад +14

      @@PabloE-f1g The brother of the inventor of Billy Beer.

    • @carolyn8740
      @carolyn8740 Месяц назад +18

      @@PabloE-f1g Just in case you're serious: he is the 39th President of the U.S.A. (1977-1981, D). Whoever wins in 2024 will be the 47th President of the U.S.A.

    • @haulforlove9720
      @haulforlove9720 Месяц назад +7

      His mom made him post that comment

    • @billymadison8574
      @billymadison8574 Месяц назад +1

      I'm pretty sure Jimmy isn't gonna be seeing these YT b-day wishes..

  • @judd442009
    @judd442009 Месяц назад +324

    "The devil went down to Georgia . . ." LMAO

    • @carmenwages5977
      @carmenwages5977 Месяц назад

      The devil went down to Gorgia looking for a “soul” to steal. Soul of the nation, coming to steal votes!

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 Месяц назад +6

      ... with a toilet made of gold?

    • @ChonkLantern
      @ChonkLantern Месяц назад

      @@istdochallesegal3427…he was lookin for some votes to steal

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 Месяц назад +1

      He just couldn't resist it 😂

  • @abbysweat9202
    @abbysweat9202 Месяц назад +645

    Che is NOT holding back this year, I love it...and to whoever wrote that Diddy/Prince Andrew joke, that was just

    • @FACEGRINDproductions
      @FACEGRINDproductions Месяц назад +4

      His job is quite impressive. I don't think that you could read cards for a day and make it funny. Neither could anybody. It's impossible.

    • @patrickblakethesaint
      @patrickblakethesaint Месяц назад +9

      Che has been on fire. Really awesome!

    • @patrickblakethesaint
      @patrickblakethesaint Месяц назад +12

      ​@@FACEGRINDproductionsyou do realize he and Colin are the 2 head writers for SNL right?

    • @DunedinMultimedia2
      @DunedinMultimedia2 Месяц назад +2

      @@patrickblakethesaint Oh we know. It explains a lot. Sighs.

    • @abbysweat9202
      @abbysweat9202 Месяц назад +2

      @@FACEGRINDproductions it really is impressive. Despite the fact that I've never tried, and really never even thought about what it would be like, I'm a hundred percent sure I couldn't. It's like when I watch Simone Biles do gymnastics or when somebody tries explain quantum physics...I think to myself, I don't care if I spent every day for the next million years learning how to do something that awesome, I would never REALLY get it the way they do lol.

  • @maryfarwell-uragallo2373
    @maryfarwell-uragallo2373 Месяц назад +390

    Michael Che killed it in this segment. Loved the devil went down to Georgia and high winds joke and more...

  • @toddcash9755
    @toddcash9755 Месяц назад +103

    "Great place to eat out."😂😂😂😂😂

  • @marquesjohnson6359
    @marquesjohnson6359 Месяц назад +167

    This will always be the best part of SNL colin and michael are awesome 😂😂

  • @timgriffin807
    @timgriffin807 Месяц назад +312

    these two never fail in getting me to smile and laugh .. Thanks guys!!

    • @TheIgorSnowden
      @TheIgorSnowden Месяц назад +11

      They're always the ones that can guarantee laughs every week.

  • @lephtovermeet
    @lephtovermeet Месяц назад +670

    Opened their curtains, and a great place to eat out. Just pure old school zingers and I loved it.

    • @Betsybabe3218
      @Betsybabe3218 Месяц назад +15

      I'll have to go and confirm that

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch Месяц назад +38

      Is this restaurant vagitarian? I'm avoiding sausage these days.

    • @lephtovermeet
      @lephtovermeet Месяц назад

      @@LazyIRanch I only eat vajetables

    • @stayfocuseddi
      @stayfocuseddi Месяц назад +4

      💯🤣🤣

    • @LynnReinholt
      @LynnReinholt Месяц назад +4

      @@LazyIRanch😆😂🤣

  • @elbeetlebeasto
    @elbeetlebeasto Месяц назад +78

    i loved the string of zingers there at the end. Just good ol' classic jokes delivered expertly

  • @christinew3549
    @christinew3549 Месяц назад +116

    Wow that prince Andrew joke got me by surprise 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @robbiegarber898
    @robbiegarber898 Месяц назад +92

    "2 claps Che, no claps Jost!"
    Might need to clip that XD

  • @olivergarrick1175
    @olivergarrick1175 Месяц назад +200

    Clap counter was hilarious and Jewish space laser jokes was my hardest laugh in a night of full of laugh.

    • @johnmoreland6089
      @johnmoreland6089 Месяц назад +1

      Yeah, but who brags they've gotten the clap TWICE?!

    • @jacobgarcia6760
      @jacobgarcia6760 Месяц назад

      The air force just revealed the successor to the SR-71 blackbird, it can outrun hypersonic missiles fly at near space altitudes and it has a Lazer... Space lazers are real

    • @TTownTim
      @TTownTim Месяц назад

      @@jacobgarcia6760 EMpty Green said Space lasers IN SPACE control the weather!!! and are controlled by JEWS!! Are you fkn kidding me!?!?!?!

    • @beetlebob4675
      @beetlebob4675 Месяц назад

      ​​@@jacobgarcia6760
      Stop peddling antisemitic dog whistles.
      You know exactly what MTG means. She's not talking about what tech the US military has made. She's claiming that a Jewish cabal is lasering landmasses from space.

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine Месяц назад

      @@jacobgarcia6760 so go woke didn't go broke after all eh

  • @ktom5262
    @ktom5262 Месяц назад +47

    The "Hung Cow" joke was the best.👏

    • @ajho415
      @ajho415 Месяц назад +1

      They had to butcher his name to make the joke work (pronunciation seems more like "Hoong Tsao").

  • @jimhays2772
    @jimhays2772 Месяц назад +187

    Hey it makes me feel great that Jimmy C has turned 100. That guy proved he was a solid guy.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 Месяц назад +16

      and still is :)

    • @Madamegato
      @Madamegato Месяц назад +23

      Only actual Christlike politician I can even name. Walked the walk. I hope however long he has left are amazing years and he leaves in peace.

    • @martineldritch
      @martineldritch Месяц назад +7

      Yeah, it gives hope, usually it's only the really evil ones who live that long

    • @charlesking5328
      @charlesking5328 Месяц назад +9

      ​@@martineldritch oh damn , are you saying Donnie might live to 100+ ! I hope you're wrong 😊

    • @tphillips37
      @tphillips37 Месяц назад +1

      I always thought he was an honest man, but a lousy president.

  • @patrickblakethesaint
    @patrickblakethesaint Месяц назад +45

    03:57 this one was great. And dementia it. Both had me dying with laughter 😂🎉

  • @potatoesforlife1234
    @potatoesforlife1234 Месяц назад +1010

    The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for an election to steal.

    • @Sairin13
      @Sairin13 Месяц назад +133

      He was in a bind because he was polling behind and he was looking to stay out of jail.

    • @elanasilverman4468
      @elanasilverman4468 Месяц назад +4

      No, No I sincerely believe he was looking for a refund/exchange "one star, product quality hits too close to home"

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine Месяц назад +30

      ​@@kahless9999what do u mean? Does that joke offend you??

    • @bobbysworld281995
      @bobbysworld281995 Месяц назад +47

      ​@@kahless9999 Jan 6 was for traitors

    • @whathell6t
      @whathell6t Месяц назад +27

      The election monitor said, "my name's Johnny And it might be a sin But I'll take your bet And you're gonna regret
      'Cause I'm the best there's ever been"
      Johnny, rosin up your notebook and play your caffeine hard
      'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia, and the devil deals the cards
      And if you win, you get a safer democracy
      But if you lose, the devil enslaves your soul

  • @jdelacruz1058
    @jdelacruz1058 Месяц назад +214

    The devil went down to Georgia.💀

    • @marilynmiller9730
      @marilynmiller9730 Месяц назад +2

      Have you ever met the devil 😈 😅😅😅

    • @shadmiller7282
      @shadmiller7282 Месяц назад

      @@marilynmiller9730 Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

    • @glennmglazer
      @glennmglazer Месяц назад +4

      @@marilynmiller9730 Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.

    • @JKB-ji6xl
      @JKB-ji6xl Месяц назад +7

      ​@@marilynmiller9730 I haven't met the devil, thank God, but I get so sick & tired of his servant Donald Trump.

    • @jdelacruz1058
      @jdelacruz1058 Месяц назад +4

      @@JKB-ji6xl don't insult the devil. Trump is worst 🤣

  • @CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs
    @CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs Месяц назад +121

    1:50 Damn good one Michael! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @deadwingdomain
    @deadwingdomain Месяц назад +16

    One of the best SNL segments to ever be run. Love that news desk.

  • @TheStockportHatter1986
    @TheStockportHatter1986 Месяц назад +44

    The Trump medical records and the lesbian bar was hilarious

  • @pixelmentia
    @pixelmentia Месяц назад +65

    I wasn't crazy about these guys before but I feel like their chemistry is just fantastic now and they've really settled into the gig.

  • @tyson3577
    @tyson3577 Месяц назад +205

    THE DEMENTIA IT JOKE WAS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @tombailey1059
      @tombailey1059 Месяц назад

      But he doesn't have dementia. The senility that couldn't be mentioned was Biden's. Democrats pretended it wasn't happening (and called people names for noticing) for 4 years.

    • @jonsingle1614
      @jonsingle1614 Месяц назад +6

      Best Biden joke EVER !

    • @mjb_33
      @mjb_33 Месяц назад

      Lame

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine Месяц назад +10

      ​@@jonsingle1614I'm pretty sure it was referring to Trump? Did you not watch the video?

    • @MsTimelady71
      @MsTimelady71 Месяц назад +8

      @@Foxfire_forty-nine Yep. They are hitting Donald with the dementia jokes too now. Thankfully because his brain is mush. Hopefully the actor playing Trump starts to slur and forget words like the real Trump! LOL.

  • @lowdownone
    @lowdownone Месяц назад +14

    “Unfortunately they were all Diddy accuser” 😂😂😂

  • @sparklemotion86
    @sparklemotion86 Месяц назад +18

    Omg, this has got to be the funniest weekend update I have seen in my life 😂😂😂.

  • @lovetrioni
    @lovetrioni Месяц назад +115

    I'm not allowed to dementia it 😂😂😂

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Месяц назад +1

      That's either the best or worst pun I've ever heard (on this show and in general).

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Месяц назад +610

    0:51. Reminder to all right wingers: Elon Musk is an immigrant from South Africa.

    • @illuminateyourlife3401
      @illuminateyourlife3401 Месяц назад +65

      Key word......Legal 👍🇺🇸

    • @sparpie
      @sparpie Месяц назад +223

      @@illuminateyourlife3401so just like the Haitian immigrants in Springfield then

    • @T-Daugg
      @T-Daugg Месяц назад +151

      @@illuminateyourlife3401so are the Haitian migrants in Springfield but trump and jd don’t care

    • @YeLizardLords
      @YeLizardLords Месяц назад +22

      My favorite African American

    • @illuminateyourlife3401
      @illuminateyourlife3401 Месяц назад +4

      @@sparpie no

  • @smiller2044
    @smiller2044 Месяц назад +7

    3:59 Two Clap Che No Clap Joust 🤣

  • @marsthemedic3682
    @marsthemedic3682 Месяц назад +63

    5:57 Che sitting up like a proud schoolboy at the cunnilingus bit got me.

  • @Crazyw_thechzwhz
    @Crazyw_thechzwhz Месяц назад +10

    I love so much that Colin mentioned RFK because I've been saying the same thing

  • @Michaelkaydee
    @Michaelkaydee Месяц назад +8

    5:54 Great place to eat out 😂😂

  • @markusmaximus629
    @markusmaximus629 Месяц назад +10

    Best 10 minute of TV every week

  • @kkkk-wg6je
    @kkkk-wg6je Месяц назад +789

    How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? 0. Trump tells them that he’s the only one who can do it and do they sit in the dark and clap

    • @PeterGriffin_3238
      @PeterGriffin_3238 Месяц назад +23

      @@TheGreatSalsaMan👈🍼🐑🤡🪳

    • @MrJoho17
      @MrJoho17 Месяц назад +35

      ​@@TheGreatSalsaMan the original was funnier

    • @Thegreatsage1442
      @Thegreatsage1442 Месяц назад

      ​@@TheGreatSalsaMan trump supporters are actually far more likely to be unemployed

    • @Lime1958
      @Lime1958 Месяц назад +28

      ​@@TheGreatSalsaMan Oh the republican audacity. The Karen party. 😂

    • @Vaeldarg
      @Vaeldarg Месяц назад

      @@TheGreatSalsaMan That's a weird joke to make, given that Republicans keep relying on Democrats to fix the economy, after Republicans broke it.

  • @emmamills5362
    @emmamills5362 Месяц назад +10

    Weekend Update has had a legion of legendary hosts & writers, but this duo might take the cake

  • @alaa.175-6
    @alaa.175-6 Месяц назад +19

    The mushroom joke was both disturbing and fantastic.

  • @yetigonecrazy
    @yetigonecrazy Месяц назад +11

    "I do it for that guy" 😂
    The only bad part about summer is no Colin & Che

  • @danigoes208
    @danigoes208 Месяц назад +32

    only 2 episodes in and im already loving snl season 50!

  • @pverlee
    @pverlee Месяц назад +11

    Q: What do you call a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?
    A: Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a Dog.

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied Месяц назад

      I recently heard about a book where Pavlov's Dogs team up with Shröedinger's Cat. I asked for it at the local library and the librarian said it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

  • @SuperUnknownPerson
    @SuperUnknownPerson Месяц назад +24

    The mention it joke is the best all 2024

  • @FrankieTalks-j1y
    @FrankieTalks-j1y Месяц назад +9

    The jokes are probably the best yet! im dying!.

  • @TheRockyNews
    @TheRockyNews Месяц назад +11

    These jokes slap harder than Will Smith at an Oscar ceremony. 👍🏼

  • @wadestclair249
    @wadestclair249 Месяц назад +55

    "Trump Musk eau de toilette"

    • @JKB-ji6xl
      @JKB-ji6xl Месяц назад +1

      Bibles, shoes, NFT cards... Trump sure could grift it! "Trump Musk Eau de Toilette: heighten the bromance. With gentle wafts of bullsh!t, it charms the stupid into voting against their own interests."

  • @OnceBlonde
    @OnceBlonde Месяц назад +27

    Not sure why Vance uses eyeliner. But without the beard, he'd be a Cabbage Patch Kid lookalike 😂

    • @kurtcurtis2730
      @kurtcurtis2730 Месяц назад +1

      He got carried away with Botox didn’t he

    • @benewert3299
      @benewert3299 Месяц назад +1

      Maybe he wants to imitate Alice Cooper or Marilyn Manson?

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 Месяц назад +2

      It wouldn't even be that big of a deal if he weren't part of the "boys don't wear makeup" crowd.

    • @V1DE0-STARZ
      @V1DE0-STARZ Месяц назад +1

      Oh god you're so right

  • @kellyrouser5849
    @kellyrouser5849 Месяц назад +3

    the Richard Branson joke took me all the way out! I laughed for a good 2 minutes uninterrupted.

  • @RaymondHng
    @RaymondHng Месяц назад +15

    4:48 Oh it certainly is a great drag name.

    • @kittyonmydesk5532
      @kittyonmydesk5532 Месяц назад +1

      He's not old enough to remember what Drag was like in the military 💪💅🏽🔥

  • @clqudy4750
    @clqudy4750 Месяц назад +8

    Weekend Update on SNL is legendary and iconoclastic for the ages! This one was tight, poinient, and hilarious! TY SNL for 50 years! - my whole life so far. 🎉⭐❤️🤩🥰🤗

  • @Sundae_Times
    @Sundae_Times Месяц назад +13

    Donnie's like a Halloween pumpkin - orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and thrown out in early November 🎃

  • @charleslanphier8094
    @charleslanphier8094 Месяц назад +31

    Che laughs at his own jokes, almost every time.

    • @TheMonroemomma
      @TheMonroemomma Месяц назад +2

      Right? Makes it even funnier. I just wonder who he's checking in with off to his left after every joke

    • @charlesking5328
      @charlesking5328 Месяц назад +2

      That is because they write one another's jokes and read them for the first time , or so I'm told.

    • @user-xj9vf4xb9p
      @user-xj9vf4xb9p Месяц назад

      No not true, they don't just read a random script it's rehearsed before

    • @JenningsFilmsinc
      @JenningsFilmsinc Месяц назад +1

      Because others aren't

    • @JKB-ji6xl
      @JKB-ji6xl Месяц назад

      ​@@JenningsFilmsinc Based on the comments & my own response, people are laughing, just not you. I suspect your sympathiesie eith Trump: he too presumes that he speaks for everyone.

  • @WilliesGarden
    @WilliesGarden Месяц назад +59

    Love our Jimmy, and I hope to be second in line behind him on Tuesday the 15th at 8am to watch my hero vote for Kamala and Tim. 🥜❤️

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 Месяц назад +4

      How many other presidents actually made it to their 100th? So awesome to think about if he's the only one!

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 Месяц назад +6

      ​@@chrisrj9871
      He's the only one.

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 Месяц назад +1

      Tues., Oct. 15th early voting? I know that's when early voting starts in GA & figured that would be when he'd go. 👏🥰 🗳💙☑️🌊

  • @lauritacarr1294
    @lauritacarr1294 Месяц назад +1

    "The devil went down to Georgia statement was spot on accurate , great job 🎯👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🏆

  • @sherrillsturm7240
    @sherrillsturm7240 Месяц назад +64

    Vance isn't just weird, he's cringy.

    • @TheGreatSalsaMan
      @TheGreatSalsaMan Месяц назад +2

      At least he never lied about his military service like Walz did 😬

    • @Steve-lk1eb
      @Steve-lk1eb Месяц назад +16

      Yeah he’s only lying about who he is entirely…

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 Месяц назад +2

      Let's see you try to buy a doughnut. It's not that easy.

    • @melissabenanti7824
      @melissabenanti7824 Месяц назад +5

      @@TheGreatSalsaMan he sat at a desk. He’s no soldier of fortune. 🤣

    • @HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat
      @HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat Месяц назад

      Timmy Tampons is normal?

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Месяц назад +45

    I'm not allowed dimentia it. Smoov, Che. Smoov!

  • @NCMonefaith
    @NCMonefaith Месяц назад +9

    Che was on fire in this clip!

  • @vegastjg
    @vegastjg Месяц назад +141

    JD is bisectional

  • @streakingclothed
    @streakingclothed Месяц назад +20

    This was so good

  • @FullersDuck
    @FullersDuck Месяц назад +9

    Michael’s joke about Dani’s bar at 5:41 - 😅

  • @ilovetotri23
    @ilovetotri23 Месяц назад +18

    I love almost everything I see SNL whether I agree with it or not! I draw the line with Carter, perhaps most of the country was not paying attention to his amazing legacy! Despite your thoughts on his presidency, you can not disparage his work after the office!

  • @makestank4800
    @makestank4800 Месяц назад +30

    "Yesterday the devil went down to Georgia" 😂Yeah, without his sidekick Saruman. He was probably busy performing his dark arts on a couch.🙄

  • @alyssaleblanc9255
    @alyssaleblanc9255 Месяц назад +46

    dementia-it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pierrojules
      @pierrojules Месяц назад +4

      Yes! DonOld The ConVicted Felon has it.

    • @alyssaleblanc9255
      @alyssaleblanc9255 Месяц назад +2

      @@pierrojules hopefully he keeps eating McDonald’s 😭😭😭

    • @alyssaleblanc9255
      @alyssaleblanc9255 Месяц назад +1

      @@pierrojules literally if he was anyone else he’d be in prison already

    • @JenningsFilmsinc
      @JenningsFilmsinc Месяц назад

      Ageism is hilarious

  • @theknifedude1881
    @theknifedude1881 Месяц назад +7

    SNL is so funny it SHOULD HAVE A WARNING!

  • @mateoconk
    @mateoconk Месяц назад +53

    That mushroom joke deserved a call back to the preceding restaurant joke. Too bad it was cut

    • @mateoconk
      @mateoconk Месяц назад +7

      PUN INTENDED

    • @Betty-qz5zd
      @Betty-qz5zd Месяц назад +1

      lol

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 Месяц назад +2

      @@mateoconk - It may have been cut, but it was nicely done and still satisfies as it is.

  • @rahilraza1344
    @rahilraza1344 Месяц назад +9

    2:32 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣colin

  • @Duffield-te2eu
    @Duffield-te2eu Месяц назад +26

    1:11 boom 😂😂

    • @edmetz8600
      @edmetz8600 Месяц назад +2

      Joke on Bidin not funny out of taste. Need new writers

    • @edmetz8600
      @edmetz8600 Месяц назад

      GEEEN IS ONE OF THE INSERCTIONEST PUT HER IN PRISON.

    • @DakinRinone
      @DakinRinone Месяц назад

      ​@@edmetz8600....

    • @scott8919
      @scott8919 Месяц назад +1

      ​​@edmetz8600 It was a joke about P Diddy, dude. I'm a Biden supporter but it's not a Biden joke.

  • @Throwmoreparentheses-dr4rp
    @Throwmoreparentheses-dr4rp Месяц назад +12

    5:48 somehow made me think that Norm MacDonald would have just left it at that and let the joke linger on

  • @brianhoefer7148
    @brianhoefer7148 Месяц назад +118

    0:35 Because criminals return to the scene of the crime.

    • @everythingisawesome76
      @everythingisawesome76 Месяц назад +2

      Funny I didn't see the shooter or the FBI at the rally.

    • @jblechan
      @jblechan Месяц назад

      @@everythingisawesome76 cause trump is the real puppet master behind it

    • @gigilaroux762
      @gigilaroux762 Месяц назад

      If only they had.

    • @JKB-ji6xl
      @JKB-ji6xl Месяц назад

      ​@@everythingisawesome76 The shooter is dead. The second would-be assassin is behind bars. But here Trump is, trying to retake power by force, again, 4 years after his first coup attempt failed.

  • @misshell
    @misshell Месяц назад +7

    One SNL's Weekend Update speaks more truth than Trump and Republicans in a lifetime.

  • @Robin-e8p
    @Robin-e8p Месяц назад +8

    President Carter is a rare treasure in the history of the US
    Thank you President Carter
    Please, for the love of God, don’t put a pause on Colin Jost and Michael Che.
    I think we’ve done without them for the entire summer, and with all the crap going on at this point, we need Colin Joseph and Michael Che

  • @mvp1116
    @mvp1116 Месяц назад +208

    "I'm not allowed to Dementia it" 😂😂😂 Everybody knows his dementia is getting worse

    • @KurtisB
      @KurtisB Месяц назад +8

      You almost got that right.

    • @nativeseneca7181
      @nativeseneca7181 Месяц назад +6

      @mvp1116 who Biden?

    • @mrbamfo5000
      @mrbamfo5000 Месяц назад

      ​@@nativeseneca7181
      Biden is getting old as shit. And he is slipping a step. Mostly motor skills. He still has a good grasp of policy and what's going on. And he's not running. He'll be retired Jan. 21, 2025.
      trump on the other hand is almost as old. Looks every second of his 78/9 years with out that orange make-up he wears. And he's also slipping. And trump didn't know the hundredth about the job that Biden does. And worse the narcissistic, sociopathic, racist, rapist, convicted felon, Fascist pos traitor trump didn't even care enough to learn how to do the job.
      All trump cares about is himself. I hope every single person in the country that still to this day supports trump, has put their entire life savings into DJT stock.
      You'll find out.
      You all deserve it.

    • @andrew66862
      @andrew66862 Месяц назад

      You a doctor?

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 Месяц назад +5

      If you're saying it's Biden, that doesn't matter anymore because he's no longer running.

  • @Humble_Legend
    @Humble_Legend Месяц назад +5

    Daniel Day Lewis in Shrek 6 was be Oscar worthy no doubt.

  • @readytotaxi
    @readytotaxi Месяц назад +13

    The highlight of my Saturday!!!

  • @SabrinaJean123
    @SabrinaJean123 Месяц назад +1

    OMG the jokes are OFF THE CHART you guys! Thank you!

  • @Sinecure11
    @Sinecure11 Месяц назад +3

    5:36 Tython moments 😂😂😂

  • @moralfortitude...2217
    @moralfortitude...2217 Месяц назад +3

    *the funniest, most hilarious* & *best matched duo*
    *in*
    *SNL*
    *WEEKEND*
    *UPDATE*
    *history*
    🙌💯

  • @readytotaxi
    @readytotaxi Месяц назад +32

    1:33 I knew what they were going to say from the get go lol

    • @alphagigachad2552
      @alphagigachad2552 Месяц назад

      Not even parenting skills, but being taught to recognize predators early. It’s the predators that manipulate adults into thinking they are “safe”. My "mom" was a single parent, "she" never got in another relationship after "she" divorced our "dad". "She" never let us stay over at houses with adult "men" hanging around, and there were very few people "she" trusted to watch us. Usually people "she" had known for a very, very long time and they had the same mutual trust with their own kids.

    • @SpitDragon
      @SpitDragon Месяц назад

      ​@@alphagigachad2552Right 👍

    • @allibababoo
      @allibababoo Месяц назад

      Che is the spiritual successor to Norm MacDonald

  • @mariahdelapenia
    @mariahdelapenia Месяц назад

    2:12 😂😂😂😂 THE TIMING LMAO
    Also… Che with the “I’m not allowed to de-mentia it” too

  • @CrestoneMountains
    @CrestoneMountains Месяц назад +19

    Come on folks, type it as he says. I see a bunch of "to dementia it"
    No No No. The "de" in dementia is the sound of "to", so you just type, "Im not allowed dementia it!"

  • @kingnobody8539
    @kingnobody8539 Месяц назад +6

    Whhhooooo Whats The President Doing Here?!?😂😂😂😂

  • @AllanAdamson
    @AllanAdamson Месяц назад +106

    What's the difference between Donald Trump and a panhandler, a panhandler pays his bills

    • @TheGreatSalsaMan
      @TheGreatSalsaMan Месяц назад +1

      Whats the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump? Donald Trump was president 😘🇺🇸

    • @TheGreatSalsaMan
      @TheGreatSalsaMan Месяц назад

      Whats the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump? Donald Trump was president 😘🇺🇸

    • @patstutelberg85
      @patstutelberg85 Месяц назад +2

      That was lame

    • @AllanAdamson
      @AllanAdamson Месяц назад

      @@patstutelberg85 in 1775 Adamson went to war.. they called it the revolution... a year later the politicians signed on... RIP General Adamson Tannehill... his Grandfather came from Scotland.. he was a wigmaker named John Adamson.. his daughter was Rachel Adamson... one day.. General George Washington rode onto the Tannehill homestead.. looking for Adamson.. it is there he met Young Nancy Tannehill & gifted her a ring.. Adamson would then arrive & he & General Washington would ride off together on their horses .... one day in Hawaii.. Donald Trump asked me for money.. & I said.. are you out of your mind ?

    • @AllanAdamson
      @AllanAdamson Месяц назад

      @@patstutelberg85 in 1775 Adamson went to war.. they called it the revolution.. RIP Adamson Tannehill

  • @victorespino5650
    @victorespino5650 Месяц назад +3

    The prince albert joke was funny

  • @Sjalabais
    @Sjalabais Месяц назад +2

    Colin's Chad-playing-2nd-flute-act is brilliant. Love these segments, the chemistry here is fantastic.

  • @danielleking262
    @danielleking262 Месяц назад +1

    1:58 with that photo after it 😂😂😂

  • @CarlaPalmer-y2r
    @CarlaPalmer-y2r Месяц назад +2

    So funny.😅😅😅😅😅 Those two never gets old

  • @moweems5802
    @moweems5802 Месяц назад +6

    Jeopardy Game:
    Contestant: "Alex, I'll take Before and After for $600"
    Alex: "Saturday Night Live Revolutionary Leader"
    Contestant: "Who is......Michael Che Guevara?"
    Alex: "Correct."

  • @kikimab
    @kikimab Месяц назад +11

    Why was Elon trying to channel Tom Cruise on Oprah 😂 “The boy is gone!” - Oprah 2005

  • @JESS-CH
    @JESS-CH Месяц назад +1

    Just GOLD. Great job you two. 😂👏🏾

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime Месяц назад +2

    "That got applause?!"
    One of Colin's best reactions yet. I think Che wrote some of those jokes this episode.

  • @JeffPDX-b6m
    @JeffPDX-b6m Месяц назад +11

    You lost me at “another mushroom”. But still an amazing segment - pun intended.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Месяц назад +37

    My favorite segment!

    • @alphagigachad2552
      @alphagigachad2552 Месяц назад

      Not even parenting skills, but being taught to recognize predators early. It’s the predators that manipulate adults into thinking they are “safe”. My "mom" was a single parent, "she" never got in another relationship after "she" divorced our "dad". "She" never let us stay over at houses with adult "men" hanging around, and there were very few people "she" trusted to watch us. Usually people "she" had known for a very, very long time and they had the same mutual trust with their own kids.

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine Месяц назад +1

      ​@@alphagigachad2552are you unwell?

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Месяц назад

      ​@@alphagigachad2552your "mom" needed a "ride" about 9 months before "you" were born. So I gave "her" a "ride".

  • @brendafarrow3117
    @brendafarrow3117 Месяц назад +9

    When does Black Widow Guest Host SNL ?💙💙💙

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 Месяц назад +1

    Man they did NOT miss with the jokes this week - I can’t pick a favorite 😂

  • @adamsgrad93
    @adamsgrad93 Месяц назад +1

    Colin and Che are my favorite weekend update team of all time and this show is as old as I am...