Weekend Update: Trump Scrolled Twitter During January 6 - SNL

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

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  • @Prauwlet213
    @Prauwlet213 3 месяца назад +1420

    As a british person that prince andrew joke was BRILLIANT.

    • @LynnReinholt
      @LynnReinholt 3 месяца назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @MrCounselorman
      @MrCounselorman 3 месяца назад +1

      Please explain that joke

    • @betsyab121
      @betsyab121 3 месяца назад

      ​@@MrCounselormanPrince Andrew has been in some hot water with The Royals, especially his brother The King, about his association with Jeffrey Epstein and the Island.

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 3 месяца назад +8

      @@MrCounselorman NSFW

    • @yippeeyokai5750
      @yippeeyokai5750 3 месяца назад

      @@MrCounselorman Prince Andrew was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein, I am sure you can figure it out from there.

  • @MitchMeetings
    @MitchMeetings 3 месяца назад +1788

    Their chemistry is on point in this one.

    • @1coldboy
      @1coldboy 3 месяца назад +29

      totally locked in, great update/10

    • @abundantYOUniverse
      @abundantYOUniverse 3 месяца назад +11

      @IcabtRekate Oh please

    • @tinkerbelltinkerbell1003
      @tinkerbelltinkerbell1003 3 месяца назад +10

      WOMENS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS ! VOTE !!!

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 3 месяца назад +7

      Having the summer off will recharge your batteries I guess.

    • @blackdysfunction8260
      @blackdysfunction8260 3 месяца назад

      Stop lying they never have chemistry it's always a forced interaction between an extremely white white guy and the awkward token black cohost both pretending to be somebody their not. Che is fake so is the other dude neither one of the fools is woke or a leftist they are must grifting. Dude has been on legion of skanks so many times.

  • @justincredible.
    @justincredible. 3 месяца назад +1684

    "I'm not allowed de-mentia-it" LOL!!!!!!

    • @donnageoghan4328
      @donnageoghan4328 3 месяца назад +33

      Hilarious line!!!

    • @richinoable
      @richinoable 3 месяца назад +22

      I clapped for Che!

    • @perigosu8449
      @perigosu8449 3 месяца назад +5

      Oh, you see what he did there? Good job! 👍

    • @gregsanderson6545
      @gregsanderson6545 3 месяца назад +15

      Imagine what's in those medical records 😬

    • @JYJnKumi
      @JYJnKumi 3 месяца назад +15

      Should've been a joke for Biden.

  • @zoeledwards6617
    @zoeledwards6617 3 месяца назад +1375

    “Elon Musk, seen here trying to jump to Mars.”
    I just love the seen here jokes. Colin can’t help to smile when he says it.

    • @Stylishgirlny
      @Stylishgirlny 3 месяца назад +4

      There is a Mars town near Butler

    • @runnergo1398
      @runnergo1398 3 месяца назад +22

      Elon at Trump's rally today: "Make sure you go out and force strangers to vote for Trump or I am in deep shit!"

    • @nunya___
      @nunya___ 3 месяца назад +19

      A MAGA sent me the Elon clip. I replied "This is good, Trump is sooo boring he should invite guests on his show".

    • @johnshite4656
      @johnshite4656 3 месяца назад

      Unbelievable that a guy who considers himself a sci-fi pioneer is supporting an "American Hit ler" who he knows tried to autocoup the country. Elon is nearly as treasonous as Trump. He has betrayal of his country in his heart. Can we send him back to South Africa or what? Trump wants to deport legal immigrants, let's deport Elon.

    • @elhopper3735
      @elhopper3735 3 месяца назад +3

      Those are my favorite kind of jokes honestly 😂

  • @abbysweat9202
    @abbysweat9202 3 месяца назад +653

    Che is NOT holding back this year, I love it...and to whoever wrote that Diddy/Prince Andrew joke, that was just

    • @FACEGRINDproductions
      @FACEGRINDproductions 3 месяца назад +4

      His job is quite impressive. I don't think that you could read cards for a day and make it funny. Neither could anybody. It's impossible.

    • @patrickblakethesaint
      @patrickblakethesaint 3 месяца назад +9

      Che has been on fire. Really awesome!

    • @patrickblakethesaint
      @patrickblakethesaint 3 месяца назад +12

      ​@@FACEGRINDproductionsyou do realize he and Colin are the 2 head writers for SNL right?

    • @DunedinMultimedia2
      @DunedinMultimedia2 3 месяца назад +2

      @@patrickblakethesaint Oh we know. It explains a lot. Sighs.

    • @abbysweat9202
      @abbysweat9202 3 месяца назад +2

      @@FACEGRINDproductions it really is impressive. Despite the fact that I've never tried, and really never even thought about what it would be like, I'm a hundred percent sure I couldn't. It's like when I watch Simone Biles do gymnastics or when somebody tries explain quantum physics...I think to myself, I don't care if I spent every day for the next million years learning how to do something that awesome, I would never REALLY get it the way they do lol.

  • @lephtovermeet
    @lephtovermeet 3 месяца назад +674

    Opened their curtains, and a great place to eat out. Just pure old school zingers and I loved it.

    • @Betsybabe3218
      @Betsybabe3218 3 месяца назад +15

      I'll have to go and confirm that

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 3 месяца назад +38

      Is this restaurant vagitarian? I'm avoiding sausage these days.

    • @lephtovermeet
      @lephtovermeet 3 месяца назад

      @@LazyIRanch I only eat vajetables

    • @stayfocuseddi
      @stayfocuseddi 3 месяца назад +4

      💯🤣🤣

    • @LynnReinholt
      @LynnReinholt 3 месяца назад +4

      @@LazyIRanch😆😂🤣

  • @Yourmission9
    @Yourmission9 3 месяца назад +2365

    Trump: “They’re eating the cats, they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the pets”
    Rfk jr: “Hold my bear”

    • @Heartofitall9691
      @Heartofitall9691 3 месяца назад +28

      Good one!!!😂😂

    • @rca-in-glasgow6781
      @rca-in-glasgow6781 3 месяца назад +27

      Bloody Brilliant.

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 3 месяца назад +21

      Isn’t that supposed to be hold my beer-
      Oh wait… (*snicker*)

    • @mikaelabauer
      @mikaelabauer 3 месяца назад +14

      Man in Austria: "Hold my axe"

    • @brianfergus839
      @brianfergus839 3 месяца назад +28

      That’s a whale of a joke 👍

  • @darksideon
    @darksideon 3 месяца назад +1161

    "Two claps Che, no claps Jost"😂😂😂

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos 3 месяца назад +8

      The CC had that one totally wrong

    • @RaymondHng
      @RaymondHng 3 месяца назад +8

      Awwww. At least Jost got to go to Tahiti in July.

    • @Darthalas
      @Darthalas 3 месяца назад +3

      That was hilarious 😂

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 3 месяца назад

      @@RaymondHng With Scar Jo. I do not feel sorry for that man. Ever. He could be mugged, shot, poisoned, and thrown in jail. He still goes home to her every night. That is a win.

    • @Fleetmenace
      @Fleetmenace 3 месяца назад

      ​@@RaymondHngwhile there got multiple infections and had to leave early

  • @lynnebimrat
    @lynnebimrat 3 месяца назад +847

    weekend update is easily best SNL segment

    • @gr8dvd
      @gr8dvd 3 месяца назад +19

      Sometimes this is all I watch so giving a semi-informed 👍… but last I saw, I don’t feel like I’m missing-out.

    • @macdreezy794
      @macdreezy794 3 месяца назад +6

      That and Please Don't Destroy

    • @nancyvillines4552
      @nancyvillines4552 3 месяца назад +5

      Definitely. Although I remember watching the first one in our first apartment. Partaking in an illegal substance. Back then there were only 7-8 prime time player's. So even the skit's were great. Now it's definitely the best part of the show. I'm 67 so I don't/can't, lol, stay up that late. Then I know it will show the whole segment on RUclips. Work's for me. We were in our early 20's but Saturday night was a stay in night 😊❤

    • @SandraSealySeawomanBDS
      @SandraSealySeawomanBDS 3 месяца назад +3

      Usually good but sometimes comes over like they're trying too hard like last week.

    • @jmo2104
      @jmo2104 3 месяца назад

      I agree one hundred percent

  • @maryfarwell-uragallo2373
    @maryfarwell-uragallo2373 3 месяца назад +392

    Michael Che killed it in this segment. Loved the devil went down to Georgia and high winds joke and more...

  • @itsme_edits
    @itsme_edits 3 месяца назад +1146

    2:44 "i'm not allowed dementia it" I HATE HOW MUCH I LOVED THAT BAHAHAH

  • @BrawnyFanta
    @BrawnyFanta 3 месяца назад +202

    The Prince Andrew Diddy joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @timgriffin807
    @timgriffin807 3 месяца назад +314

    these two never fail in getting me to smile and laugh .. Thanks guys!!

    • @TheIgorSnowden
      @TheIgorSnowden 3 месяца назад +11

      They're always the ones that can guarantee laughs every week.

  • @olivergarrick1175
    @olivergarrick1175 3 месяца назад +201

    Clap counter was hilarious and Jewish space laser jokes was my hardest laugh in a night of full of laugh.

    • @johnmoreland6089
      @johnmoreland6089 3 месяца назад +1

      Yeah, but who brags they've gotten the clap TWICE?!

    • @jacobgarcia6760
      @jacobgarcia6760 3 месяца назад

      The air force just revealed the successor to the SR-71 blackbird, it can outrun hypersonic missiles fly at near space altitudes and it has a Lazer... Space lazers are real

    • @TTownTim
      @TTownTim 3 месяца назад

      @@jacobgarcia6760 EMpty Green said Space lasers IN SPACE control the weather!!! and are controlled by JEWS!! Are you fkn kidding me!?!?!?!

    • @beetlebob4675
      @beetlebob4675 3 месяца назад

      ​​@@jacobgarcia6760
      Stop peddling antisemitic dog whistles.
      You know exactly what MTG means. She's not talking about what tech the US military has made. She's claiming that a Jewish cabal is lasering landmasses from space.

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine 3 месяца назад

      @@jacobgarcia6760 so go woke didn't go broke after all eh

  • @judd442009
    @judd442009 3 месяца назад +326

    "The devil went down to Georgia . . ." LMAO

    • @carmenwages5977
      @carmenwages5977 3 месяца назад

      The devil went down to Gorgia looking for a “soul” to steal. Soul of the nation, coming to steal votes!

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 3 месяца назад +6

      ... with a toilet made of gold?

    • @ChonkLantern
      @ChonkLantern 3 месяца назад

      @@istdochallesegal3427…he was lookin for some votes to steal

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 3 месяца назад +1

      He just couldn't resist it 😂

  • @KitC916
    @KitC916 3 месяца назад +480

    Happy 100th Jimmy Carter!

    • @PabloE-f1g
      @PabloE-f1g 3 месяца назад +5

      Who?

    • @anasfarahi4401
      @anasfarahi4401 3 месяца назад +14

      @@PabloE-f1g The brother of the inventor of Billy Beer.

    • @carolyn8740
      @carolyn8740 3 месяца назад +18

      @@PabloE-f1g Just in case you're serious: he is the 39th President of the U.S.A. (1977-1981, D). Whoever wins in 2024 will be the 47th President of the U.S.A.

    • @haulforlove9720
      @haulforlove9720 3 месяца назад +7

      His mom made him post that comment

    • @billymadison8574
      @billymadison8574 3 месяца назад +1

      I'm pretty sure Jimmy isn't gonna be seeing these YT b-day wishes..

  • @toddcash9755
    @toddcash9755 3 месяца назад +103

    "Great place to eat out."😂😂😂😂😂

  • @marquesjohnson6359
    @marquesjohnson6359 3 месяца назад +167

    This will always be the best part of SNL colin and michael are awesome 😂😂

  • @robbiegarber898
    @robbiegarber898 3 месяца назад +92

    "2 claps Che, no claps Jost!"
    Might need to clip that XD

  • @christinew3549
    @christinew3549 3 месяца назад +117

    Wow that prince Andrew joke got me by surprise 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @findyourpassion8722
    @findyourpassion8722 3 месяца назад +864

    Happy 100th birthday to President Jimmy Carter. 🎉🎉🎉

    • @Blech-h9z
      @Blech-h9z 3 месяца назад +10

      The last Christian in America.

    • @emoneyizhereson
      @emoneyizhereson 3 месяца назад +4

      @@Blech-h9z Closer to being the first.

    • @DinaK1111
      @DinaK1111 3 месяца назад +1

      He was president when I was born!
      #LifeFliesByFast

    • @trysometruth
      @trysometruth 3 месяца назад +7

      Well, I was born 21 years before he became president! Also, my mom made me write this.

    • @kelconway5792
      @kelconway5792 3 месяца назад +1

      He looks so bad, even for 100. I feel so sorry for him. It's not a blessing to live that long under those circumstances.

  • @patrickblakethesaint
    @patrickblakethesaint 3 месяца назад +45

    03:57 this one was great. And dementia it. Both had me dying with laughter 😂🎉

  • @pixelmentia
    @pixelmentia 3 месяца назад +65

    I wasn't crazy about these guys before but I feel like their chemistry is just fantastic now and they've really settled into the gig.

  • @deadwingdomain
    @deadwingdomain 3 месяца назад +17

    One of the best SNL segments to ever be run. Love that news desk.

  • @CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs
    @CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs 3 месяца назад +121

    1:50 Damn good one Michael! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @Crazyw_thechzwhz
    @Crazyw_thechzwhz 3 месяца назад +11

    I love so much that Colin mentioned RFK because I've been saying the same thing

  • @sparklemotion86
    @sparklemotion86 3 месяца назад +18

    Omg, this has got to be the funniest weekend update I have seen in my life 😂😂😂.

  • @potatoesforlife1234
    @potatoesforlife1234 3 месяца назад +1010

    The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for an election to steal.

    • @Sairin13
      @Sairin13 3 месяца назад +133

      He was in a bind because he was polling behind and he was looking to stay out of jail.

    • @elanasilverman4468
      @elanasilverman4468 3 месяца назад +4

      No, No I sincerely believe he was looking for a refund/exchange "one star, product quality hits too close to home"

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine 3 месяца назад +30

      ​@@kahless9999what do u mean? Does that joke offend you??

    • @bobbysworld281995
      @bobbysworld281995 3 месяца назад +47

      ​@@kahless9999 Jan 6 was for traitors

    • @whathell6t
      @whathell6t 3 месяца назад +27

      The election monitor said, "my name's Johnny And it might be a sin But I'll take your bet And you're gonna regret
      'Cause I'm the best there's ever been"
      Johnny, rosin up your notebook and play your caffeine hard
      'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia, and the devil deals the cards
      And if you win, you get a safer democracy
      But if you lose, the devil enslaves your soul

  • @jimhays2772
    @jimhays2772 3 месяца назад +187

    Hey it makes me feel great that Jimmy C has turned 100. That guy proved he was a solid guy.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 3 месяца назад +16

      and still is :)

    • @Madamegato
      @Madamegato 3 месяца назад +23

      Only actual Christlike politician I can even name. Walked the walk. I hope however long he has left are amazing years and he leaves in peace.

    • @martineldritch
      @martineldritch 3 месяца назад +7

      Yeah, it gives hope, usually it's only the really evil ones who live that long

    • @charlesking5328
      @charlesking5328 3 месяца назад +9

      ​@@martineldritch oh damn , are you saying Donnie might live to 100+ ! I hope you're wrong 😊

    • @tphillips37
      @tphillips37 3 месяца назад +1

      I always thought he was an honest man, but a lousy president.

  • @ktom5262
    @ktom5262 3 месяца назад +47

    The "Hung Cow" joke was the best.👏

    • @ajho415
      @ajho415 3 месяца назад +1

      They had to butcher his name to make the joke work (pronunciation seems more like "Hoong Tsao").

  • @TheStockportHatter1986
    @TheStockportHatter1986 3 месяца назад +44

    The Trump medical records and the lesbian bar was hilarious

  • @jdelacruz1058
    @jdelacruz1058 3 месяца назад +213

    The devil went down to Georgia.💀

    • @marilynmiller9730
      @marilynmiller9730 3 месяца назад +2

      Have you ever met the devil 😈 😅😅😅

    • @shadmiller7282
      @shadmiller7282 3 месяца назад

      @@marilynmiller9730 Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

    • @glennmglazer
      @glennmglazer 3 месяца назад +4

      @@marilynmiller9730 Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.

    • @JKB-ji6xl
      @JKB-ji6xl 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@marilynmiller9730 I haven't met the devil, thank God, but I get so sick & tired of his servant Donald Trump.

    • @jdelacruz1058
      @jdelacruz1058 3 месяца назад +4

      @@JKB-ji6xl don't insult the devil. Trump is worst 🤣

  • @tyson3577
    @tyson3577 3 месяца назад +205

    THE DEMENTIA IT JOKE WAS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @tombailey1059
      @tombailey1059 3 месяца назад

      But he doesn't have dementia. The senility that couldn't be mentioned was Biden's. Democrats pretended it wasn't happening (and called people names for noticing) for 4 years.

    • @jonsingle1614
      @jonsingle1614 3 месяца назад +6

      Best Biden joke EVER !

    • @mjb_33
      @mjb_33 3 месяца назад

      Lame

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine 3 месяца назад +10

      ​@@jonsingle1614I'm pretty sure it was referring to Trump? Did you not watch the video?

    • @MsTimelady71
      @MsTimelady71 3 месяца назад +8

      @@Foxfire_forty-nine Yep. They are hitting Donald with the dementia jokes too now. Thankfully because his brain is mush. Hopefully the actor playing Trump starts to slur and forget words like the real Trump! LOL.

  • @marsthemedic3682
    @marsthemedic3682 3 месяца назад +64

    5:57 Che sitting up like a proud schoolboy at the cunnilingus bit got me.

    • @charlesking5328
      @charlesking5328 3 месяца назад +2

      That bit had bite 😮

    • @Rolbell
      @Rolbell 10 дней назад

      I was waiting for Amber Ruffin and Jenny Hagel to start acting all offended.

  • @emmamills5362
    @emmamills5362 3 месяца назад +10

    Weekend Update has had a legion of legendary hosts & writers, but this duo might take the cake

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 3 месяца назад +607

    0:51. Reminder to all right wingers: Elon Musk is an immigrant from South Africa.

    • @illuminateyourlife3401
      @illuminateyourlife3401 3 месяца назад +65

      Key word......Legal 👍🇺🇸

    • @sparpie
      @sparpie 3 месяца назад +223

      @@illuminateyourlife3401so just like the Haitian immigrants in Springfield then

    • @T-Daugg
      @T-Daugg 3 месяца назад +151

      @@illuminateyourlife3401so are the Haitian migrants in Springfield but trump and jd don’t care

    • @YeLizardLords
      @YeLizardLords 3 месяца назад +22

      My favorite African American

    • @illuminateyourlife3401
      @illuminateyourlife3401 3 месяца назад +4

      @@sparpie no

  • @markusmaximus629
    @markusmaximus629 3 месяца назад +10

    Best 10 minute of TV every week

  • @lowdownone
    @lowdownone 3 месяца назад +14

    “Unfortunately they were all Diddy accuser” 😂😂😂

  • @smiller2044
    @smiller2044 3 месяца назад +7

    3:59 Two Clap Che No Clap Joust 🤣

  • @kellyrouser5849
    @kellyrouser5849 3 месяца назад +3

    the Richard Branson joke took me all the way out! I laughed for a good 2 minutes uninterrupted.

  • @danigoes208
    @danigoes208 3 месяца назад +32

    only 2 episodes in and im already loving snl season 50!

  • @NCMonefaith
    @NCMonefaith 3 месяца назад +9

    Che was on fire in this clip!

  • @lovetrioni
    @lovetrioni 3 месяца назад +114

    I'm not allowed to dementia it 😂😂😂

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 месяца назад +1

      That's either the best or worst pun I've ever heard (on this show and in general).

  • @Michaelkaydee
    @Michaelkaydee 3 месяца назад +8

    5:54 Great place to eat out 😂😂

  • @yetigonecrazy
    @yetigonecrazy 3 месяца назад +11

    "I do it for that guy" 😂
    The only bad part about summer is no Colin & Che

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 месяца назад +45

    I'm not allowed dimentia it. Smoov, Che. Smoov!

  • @clqudy4750
    @clqudy4750 3 месяца назад +8

    Weekend Update on SNL is legendary and iconoclastic for the ages! This one was tight, poinient, and hilarious! TY SNL for 50 years! - my whole life so far. 🎉⭐❤️🤩🥰🤗

  • @alaa.175-6
    @alaa.175-6 3 месяца назад +19

    The mushroom joke was both disturbing and fantastic.

  • @JESS-CH
    @JESS-CH 3 месяца назад +2

    Just GOLD. Great job you two. 😂👏🏾

  • @ktm3850
    @ktm3850 3 месяца назад +1

    These two are classic ! I can watch this over and over.😂😂

  • @SuperUnknownPerson
    @SuperUnknownPerson 3 месяца назад +24

    The mention it joke is the best all 2024

  • @streakingclothed
    @streakingclothed 3 месяца назад +19

    This was so good

  • @WilliesGarden
    @WilliesGarden 3 месяца назад +59

    Love our Jimmy, and I hope to be second in line behind him on Tuesday the 15th at 8am to watch my hero vote for Kamala and Tim. 🥜❤️

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 3 месяца назад +4

      How many other presidents actually made it to their 100th? So awesome to think about if he's the only one!

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@chrisrj9871
      He's the only one.

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 3 месяца назад +1

      Tues., Oct. 15th early voting? I know that's when early voting starts in GA & figured that would be when he'd go. 👏🥰 🗳💙☑️🌊

  • @lauritacarr1294
    @lauritacarr1294 3 месяца назад +1

    "The devil went down to Georgia statement was spot on accurate , great job 🎯👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🏆

  • @FullersDuck
    @FullersDuck 3 месяца назад +9

    Michael’s joke about Dani’s bar at 5:41 - 😅

  • @RaymondHng
    @RaymondHng 3 месяца назад +16

    4:48 Oh it certainly is a great drag name.

    • @kittyonmydesk5532
      @kittyonmydesk5532 3 месяца назад +1

      He's not old enough to remember what Drag was like in the military 💪💅🏽🔥

  • @alyssaleblanc9255
    @alyssaleblanc9255 3 месяца назад +46

    dementia-it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pierrojules
      @pierrojules 3 месяца назад +4

      Yes! DonOld The ConVicted Felon has it.

    • @alyssaleblanc9255
      @alyssaleblanc9255 3 месяца назад +2

      @@pierrojules hopefully he keeps eating McDonald’s 😭😭😭

    • @alyssaleblanc9255
      @alyssaleblanc9255 3 месяца назад +1

      @@pierrojules literally if he was anyone else he’d be in prison already

    • @JenningsFilmsinc
      @JenningsFilmsinc 3 месяца назад

      Ageism is hilarious

  • @mateoconk
    @mateoconk 3 месяца назад +53

    That mushroom joke deserved a call back to the preceding restaurant joke. Too bad it was cut

    • @mateoconk
      @mateoconk 3 месяца назад +7

      PUN INTENDED

    • @Betty-qz5zd
      @Betty-qz5zd 3 месяца назад +1

      lol

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 3 месяца назад +2

      @@mateoconk - It may have been cut, but it was nicely done and still satisfies as it is.

  • @missmaariah
    @missmaariah 3 месяца назад

    2:12 😂😂😂😂 THE TIMING LMAO
    Also… Che with the “I’m not allowed to de-mentia it” too

  • @Sundae_Times
    @Sundae_Times 3 месяца назад +13

    Donnie's like a Halloween pumpkin - orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and thrown out in early November 🎃

  • @readytotaxi
    @readytotaxi 3 месяца назад +13

    The highlight of my Saturday!!!

  • @TheRockyNews
    @TheRockyNews 3 месяца назад +11

    These jokes slap harder than Will Smith at an Oscar ceremony. 👍🏼

  • @kkkk-wg6je
    @kkkk-wg6je 3 месяца назад +789

    How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? 0. Trump tells them that he’s the only one who can do it and do they sit in the dark and clap

    • @PeterGriffin_3238
      @PeterGriffin_3238 3 месяца назад +23

      @@TheGreatSalsaMan👈🍼🐑🤡🪳

    • @MrJoho17
      @MrJoho17 3 месяца назад +35

      ​@@TheGreatSalsaMan the original was funnier

    • @Thegreatsage1442
      @Thegreatsage1442 3 месяца назад

      ​@@TheGreatSalsaMan trump supporters are actually far more likely to be unemployed

    • @Lime1958
      @Lime1958 3 месяца назад +28

      ​@@TheGreatSalsaMan Oh the republican audacity. The Karen party. 😂

    • @Vaeldarg
      @Vaeldarg 3 месяца назад

      @@TheGreatSalsaMan That's a weird joke to make, given that Republicans keep relying on Democrats to fix the economy, after Republicans broke it.

  • @Sjalabais
    @Sjalabais 3 месяца назад +2

    Colin's Chad-playing-2nd-flute-act is brilliant. Love these segments, the chemistry here is fantastic.

  • @OnceBlonde
    @OnceBlonde 3 месяца назад +27

    Not sure why Vance uses eyeliner. But without the beard, he'd be a Cabbage Patch Kid lookalike 😂

    • @kurtcurtis2730
      @kurtcurtis2730 3 месяца назад +1

      He got carried away with Botox didn’t he

    • @benewert3299
      @benewert3299 3 месяца назад +1

      Maybe he wants to imitate Alice Cooper or Marilyn Manson?

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 3 месяца назад +2

      It wouldn't even be that big of a deal if he weren't part of the "boys don't wear makeup" crowd.

    • @V1DE0-STARZ
      @V1DE0-STARZ 3 месяца назад +1

      Oh god you're so right

  • @ilovetotri23
    @ilovetotri23 3 месяца назад +18

    I love almost everything I see SNL whether I agree with it or not! I draw the line with Carter, perhaps most of the country was not paying attention to his amazing legacy! Despite your thoughts on his presidency, you can not disparage his work after the office!

  • @pverlee
    @pverlee 3 месяца назад +11

    Q: What do you call a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?
    A: Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a Dog.

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 3 месяца назад

      I recently heard about a book where Pavlov's Dogs team up with Shröedinger's Cat. I asked for it at the local library and the librarian said it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

  • @wadestclair249
    @wadestclair249 3 месяца назад +55

    "Trump Musk eau de toilette"

    • @JKB-ji6xl
      @JKB-ji6xl 3 месяца назад +1

      Bibles, shoes, NFT cards... Trump sure could grift it! "Trump Musk Eau de Toilette: heighten the bromance. With gentle wafts of bullsh!t, it charms the stupid into voting against their own interests."

  • @vegastjg
    @vegastjg 3 месяца назад +140

    JD is bisectional

  • @CarlaPalmer-y2r
    @CarlaPalmer-y2r 3 месяца назад +2

    So funny.😅😅😅😅😅 Those two never gets old

  • @charleslanphier8094
    @charleslanphier8094 3 месяца назад +31

    Che laughs at his own jokes, almost every time.

    • @TheMonroemomma
      @TheMonroemomma 3 месяца назад +2

      Right? Makes it even funnier. I just wonder who he's checking in with off to his left after every joke

    • @charlesking5328
      @charlesking5328 3 месяца назад +2

      That is because they write one another's jokes and read them for the first time , or so I'm told.

    • @user-xj9vf4xb9p
      @user-xj9vf4xb9p 3 месяца назад

      No not true, they don't just read a random script it's rehearsed before

    • @JenningsFilmsinc
      @JenningsFilmsinc 3 месяца назад +1

      Because others aren't

    • @JKB-ji6xl
      @JKB-ji6xl 3 месяца назад

      ​@@JenningsFilmsinc Based on the comments & my own response, people are laughing, just not you. I suspect your sympathiesie eith Trump: he too presumes that he speaks for everyone.

  • @makestank4800
    @makestank4800 3 месяца назад +30

    "Yesterday the devil went down to Georgia" 😂Yeah, without his sidekick Saruman. He was probably busy performing his dark arts on a couch.🙄

  • @theknifedude1881
    @theknifedude1881 3 месяца назад +7

    SNL is so funny it SHOULD HAVE A WARNING!

  • @SabrinaJean123
    @SabrinaJean123 3 месяца назад +1

    OMG the jokes are OFF THE CHART you guys! Thank you!

  • @rahilraza1344
    @rahilraza1344 3 месяца назад +9

    2:32 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣colin

  • @Throwmoreparentheses-dr4rp
    @Throwmoreparentheses-dr4rp 3 месяца назад +12

    5:48 somehow made me think that Norm MacDonald would have just left it at that and let the joke linger on

  • @CrestoneMountains
    @CrestoneMountains 3 месяца назад +19

    Come on folks, type it as he says. I see a bunch of "to dementia it"
    No No No. The "de" in dementia is the sound of "to", so you just type, "Im not allowed dementia it!"

  • @Duffield-te2eu
    @Duffield-te2eu 3 месяца назад +26

    1:11 boom 😂😂

    • @edmetz8600
      @edmetz8600 3 месяца назад +2

      Joke on Bidin not funny out of taste. Need new writers

    • @edmetz8600
      @edmetz8600 3 месяца назад

      GEEEN IS ONE OF THE INSERCTIONEST PUT HER IN PRISON.

    • @DakinRinone
      @DakinRinone 3 месяца назад

      ​@@edmetz8600....

    • @scott8919
      @scott8919 3 месяца назад +1

      ​​@edmetz8600 It was a joke about P Diddy, dude. I'm a Biden supporter but it's not a Biden joke.

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 3 месяца назад +1

    Man they did NOT miss with the jokes this week - I can’t pick a favorite 😂

  • @goodkaja8330
    @goodkaja8330 3 месяца назад +1

    “Not allowed to De Mention that” was excellent.

  • @Humble_Legend
    @Humble_Legend 3 месяца назад +5

    Daniel Day Lewis in Shrek 6 was be Oscar worthy no doubt.

  • @Sinecure11
    @Sinecure11 3 месяца назад +3

    5:36 Tython moments 😂😂😂

  • @readytotaxi
    @readytotaxi 3 месяца назад +33

    1:33 I knew what they were going to say from the get go lol

    • @alphagigachad2552
      @alphagigachad2552 3 месяца назад

      Not even parenting skills, but being taught to recognize predators early. It’s the predators that manipulate adults into thinking they are “safe”. My "mom" was a single parent, "she" never got in another relationship after "she" divorced our "dad". "She" never let us stay over at houses with adult "men" hanging around, and there were very few people "she" trusted to watch us. Usually people "she" had known for a very, very long time and they had the same mutual trust with their own kids.

    • @SpitDragon
      @SpitDragon 3 месяца назад

      ​@@alphagigachad2552Right 👍

    • @allibababoo
      @allibababoo 3 месяца назад

      Che is the spiritual successor to Norm MacDonald

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime 3 месяца назад +2

    "That got applause?!"
    One of Colin's best reactions yet. I think Che wrote some of those jokes this episode.

  • @adamsgrad93
    @adamsgrad93 3 месяца назад +1

    Colin and Che are my favorite weekend update team of all time and this show is as old as I am...

  • @brianhoefer7148
    @brianhoefer7148 3 месяца назад +118

    0:35 Because criminals return to the scene of the crime.

    • @everythingisawesome76
      @everythingisawesome76 3 месяца назад +2

      Funny I didn't see the shooter or the FBI at the rally.

    • @jblechan
      @jblechan 3 месяца назад

      @@everythingisawesome76 cause trump is the real puppet master behind it

    • @gigilaroux762
      @gigilaroux762 3 месяца назад

      If only they had.

    • @JKB-ji6xl
      @JKB-ji6xl 3 месяца назад

      ​@@everythingisawesome76 The shooter is dead. The second would-be assassin is behind bars. But here Trump is, trying to retake power by force, again, 4 years after his first coup attempt failed.

  • @moralfortitude...2217
    @moralfortitude...2217 3 месяца назад +3

    *the funniest, most hilarious* & *best matched duo*
    *in*
    *SNL*
    *WEEKEND*
    *UPDATE*
    *history*
    🙌💯

  • @moweems5802
    @moweems5802 3 месяца назад +6

    Jeopardy Game:
    Contestant: "Alex, I'll take Before and After for $600"
    Alex: "Saturday Night Live Revolutionary Leader"
    Contestant: "Who is......Michael Che Guevara?"
    Alex: "Correct."

  • @MrDogfish83
    @MrDogfish83 3 месяца назад +1

    “‘No Claps’ Jost” has a nice ring to it

  • @enriquehartmann8642
    @enriquehartmann8642 3 месяца назад +1

    I met President Carter when I was stationed in Korea, volunteering for Habitat for Humanity.
    It talked to all of us soldiers that had volunteered and thanked us. He was a really nice guy.

  • @misshell
    @misshell 3 месяца назад +7

    One SNL's Weekend Update speaks more truth than Trump and Republicans in a lifetime.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 3 месяца назад +37

    My favorite segment!

    • @alphagigachad2552
      @alphagigachad2552 3 месяца назад

      Not even parenting skills, but being taught to recognize predators early. It’s the predators that manipulate adults into thinking they are “safe”. My "mom" was a single parent, "she" never got in another relationship after "she" divorced our "dad". "She" never let us stay over at houses with adult "men" hanging around, and there were very few people "she" trusted to watch us. Usually people "she" had known for a very, very long time and they had the same mutual trust with their own kids.

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@alphagigachad2552are you unwell?

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 3 месяца назад

      ​@@alphagigachad2552your "mom" needed a "ride" about 9 months before "you" were born. So I gave "her" a "ride".

  • @mvp1116
    @mvp1116 3 месяца назад +208

    "I'm not allowed to Dementia it" 😂😂😂 Everybody knows his dementia is getting worse

    • @KurtisB
      @KurtisB 3 месяца назад +8

      You almost got that right.

    • @nativeseneca7181
      @nativeseneca7181 3 месяца назад +6

      @mvp1116 who Biden?

    • @mrbamfo5000
      @mrbamfo5000 3 месяца назад

      ​@@nativeseneca7181
      Biden is getting old as shit. And he is slipping a step. Mostly motor skills. He still has a good grasp of policy and what's going on. And he's not running. He'll be retired Jan. 21, 2025.
      trump on the other hand is almost as old. Looks every second of his 78/9 years with out that orange make-up he wears. And he's also slipping. And trump didn't know the hundredth about the job that Biden does. And worse the narcissistic, sociopathic, racist, rapist, convicted felon, Fascist pos traitor trump didn't even care enough to learn how to do the job.
      All trump cares about is himself. I hope every single person in the country that still to this day supports trump, has put their entire life savings into DJT stock.
      You'll find out.
      You all deserve it.

    • @andrew66862
      @andrew66862 3 месяца назад

      You a doctor?

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 3 месяца назад +5

      If you're saying it's Biden, that doesn't matter anymore because he's no longer running.

  • @jonnyjaywick
    @jonnyjaywick 3 месяца назад +1

    that had me in stitches from start to finish, cheers guys

  • @DansAm76
    @DansAm76 3 месяца назад +1

    I did a spit take over Jimmy Carter joke. That was fing hilarious 😂

  • @sherrillsturm7240
    @sherrillsturm7240 3 месяца назад +64

    Vance isn't just weird, he's cringy.

    • @TheGreatSalsaMan
      @TheGreatSalsaMan 3 месяца назад +2

      At least he never lied about his military service like Walz did 😬

    • @Steve-lk1eb
      @Steve-lk1eb 3 месяца назад +16

      Yeah he’s only lying about who he is entirely…

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 3 месяца назад +2

      Let's see you try to buy a doughnut. It's not that easy.

    • @melissabenanti7824
      @melissabenanti7824 3 месяца назад +5

      @@TheGreatSalsaMan he sat at a desk. He’s no soldier of fortune. 🤣

    • @HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat
      @HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat 3 месяца назад

      Timmy Tampons is normal?

  • @olivergarrick1175
    @olivergarrick1175 3 месяца назад +11

    Che was on fire tonight 😂.

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 3 месяца назад +9

    "I don't know who 'they' is, but it has been a suspiciously nice Rosh Hashanah weekend" lol

  • @smorris7713
    @smorris7713 3 месяца назад +1

    This update segment was LIT💯💯💯😆😆😆😆

  • @gtb20000
    @gtb20000 3 месяца назад +1

    From left to right:
    You both are hilarious.