William Barr's Master Class on Hair Splitting
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- Опубликовано: 30 апр 2019
- Stephen attempts to capture the substance, nature, and context of William Barr's incredibly hard-to-watch testimony.
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I love how senator harris always seems to have a miniscule smirk during 'interrogations'. she knows the truth and recognizes bs answers. it's so enjoyable to watch.
True.....
@ja weh Ha, yes! Quite satisfying! I wanna see her question trump, or just debate him.
she was a prosecutor. She knows how to corner the lying snakes.
That's why Barr didn't show up to the house hearing, where attorneys were going to ask that crook the questions.
Great senator,She was Attorney General of California for 6 yrs,She has great knowledge of the law
@mtx mtx Owned by whom? Not trump. I would like to see him legitimately debate any intelligent person who will hold him accountable. Occasio-Cortez will humiliate him too. 😁
Stephen delivers the gags perfectly. But boy: his writers are brilliant as well.
They are good but Trump and all his douchebags make it soooo easy!
Colbert contributes.
Sen. Mazie Hirono from Hawaii just read my mind and said it out loud to the whole world!!! 😂😂😭😂😂😭😂😂 GIVE IT UP FOR HIRONO!!!
You are simple. DONT reproduce!
Well said Lisa!!!
Don Wadd I'm thinking Trump supporters are a MUCH bigger threat to the gene pool. Haha
Dallas DautermanDallas I agree with you 100%!!!
Lisa Skaggs 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👍
when the judge finally throws the book at Barr, I hope they use that Thesaurus
P G that would be awesome!!!
That lovely lady from Hawaii is a hero! Thank you.
who?
@@ProgrammerGamer1 The Honorable Senator Hirono, that's who.
RhondaH that sounds so Japanese hahah I don’t think Congress people are very often describes as honorable
No holds barr’d
@@kingmichaelthelastwarrior that's a winner lol
Those two women did an AWESOME job making Barr look soo little. I loved seeing Cory Booker and the other lady behind Kamala just amazed how badly he was doing to try to not answer her question. The slowly turning of the woman's head as he kept going and Cory Booker trying to keep the laughter inside.
He lied under oath to congress....JAIL!
Onyx Blue more like prison
My God! Sen. Hirono wasn't having any! What a burn! She spoke the truth, plaine and simple! God I'm still feeling the heat!!!
The truth? On what planet?
@@josephparish7203 On the planet where not everyone has joined a cult of personality tied to a grotesque liar and cheat.
Jack Kenway, Senator Hirono was putting on a show for self promotion. Are you from Hawaii? I’ll bet you can’t name one significant piece of legislation that she has authored, or even coauthored, in her three terms. No one can because she hasn’t.
Her tough guy act was to raise her visibility in the Democrat Party. Pure and simple. Uninformed constituents eat that stuff up. And don’t think she wasn’t coached.
Exactly!
Senator Hirono makes people like joe and Joseph tremble🤣 aka trump supporters 💯
Colbert's writers and his delivery are a work of art.
Steve Winter I second that!
Yes!! Q and A....hole 🤣 brilliant
@@GreenDragon11 5:30 was freaking hysterical. 😁😂🤣 pure gold! I can so see the resemblance😂
Maize Hirono's comment about ole Trumpy boy was fan freaking tastic! 👏👏👏👍👍👍 I love it! The rest of our Representatives & Senators need to follow her lead!
Epic.
Lori Gilbert 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
First, they'd have to grow a pair.
larry brown ???
Hirono is missing 6 cans out of her six pack brain
Barr's baby 🤣😂🤣😂 I died
Lady senators, you rock 🔥💥
At 7:26 when Barr goes up to adjust his tie: that's dead-giveaway body-language cue for nervousness/anxiety/fear/emotional-discomfort/vulnerability. It means Barr knew the consequences of getting caught in his lie.
It doesn't definitively "mean" that, but it is strongly suggestive of it. Body language and deception are a lot more nuanced than your description, and not quite as directly interpretable as your comment suggests.
I do think you're correct in this case, but be very careful of looking at just one isolated clue and drawing a conclusion from it. You should always look for at least 3 red flags that point to the same thing (and there were a lot of them in his testimony), otherwise you can end up crucifying an innocent person.
@@babybirdhome You are 100% correct on this. Assessing body-language can be a powerful tool, but there is often overlap in what cues can mean, and it's better to find overlapping cues which like a Venn Diagram point to the same conclusion. Only reason I'm confident here is I can't see a likely alternative interpretation. Nevertheless, thanks for keeping me in check.
Man it hurt my brain to try and follow Barr's reasoning.
It was, "How can I say as little as possible?"
Maybe because there was none.
Shawn Newell I agree. ..but also...are we only subjectively experiencing the emotional reactions induced by our overlords....?....Iowaska hahaha
@Aru Gula
Don't spread hate.
@David Moore
The brainless tribal loyalty is strong with you. :/
The ladies are on fire, what a national treasure. I have a thesaurus and I'm not afraid use it!! 😅😅
Yay abortion witches
@@xxcelr8rs Honey, I'd stay out of this if that is the best you can do.
Russian bot or dead soul Dumbocrat. You stink, the poison in your crotch worked its way up to your little brains too now!
"Madam, how dare you imply that Kellyanne Conway ever had a decent reputation!"
LOL @9:09. Also, @10:40, his look & "Sir, I have a thesaurus & I'm not afraid to use it!"
I love Hirono!! Kudos lady. You rock!
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience." -Mark Twain
How about, "Never argue with a fool, bystanders can't tell the difference."
I think about this quote every time I read the news. It should be the Democrats new party motto.
@@ashlysorenson9750 'When you elect a clown, expect a circus' is what keeps coming to my mind...
corbeau truer words...
Well at least now I know from whom Dilbert plagiarized the quote.
I guess you can say............
The barr is lowered
Badum hisss
I'll be here all week
Booker's face at 10:33 when Barr is responding to Harris's question. It says "ooooo he's walking straight into it, and she's gonna come after you!!"
@Jessica Lee,
Sen. Harris did go after Barr. She sent a letter to the Inspector General to investigate whether or not trump had requested Barr investigate his enemies. Of course, nothing might come of it, because trump's got a lot of those guys in his pocket.
Our country isn't going down the toilet, it is swimming freely among the sewage.
113 DmG but .... I thought he drained the swamp!
@@BeaulieuTodd - Good point.
Todd Beaulieu he did but backfilled it with raw sewage...
@@collectorofcats294 - Regurgitation may be more accurate.
SO BAFFLED how these people are in the positions they are while I'm working my tush off honestly and barely getting promoted?! lol
Just like George Carlin said, "It's a big club and you ain't in it."
83Jude Unfortunately you are not a well connected sociopath.
Because success is highly based on networking - not on skill. Ofcourse the rich won't admit that, because that would be admitting that they are shit at their job.
@83Jude
You could actually be one of them, if you really wanted to be.
The Trump camp are *always hiring*
Because Trump is *ALWAYS FIRING*
All you'd have to do is:
Sell your soul to Satan.
That's easy.
Abandon *ANY AND ALL* of your ethical *AND* moral principles.
You are not permitted to have *EITHER* of those if you wish to work for this president.
No moral principles.
No ethical principles.
*EVER*
And be willing and able to lie to *ANYONE* about *ANYTHING* at *ANYTIME*
Must watch Fox News *RELIGIOUSLY* as well.
That is a requirement.
And be able to spout *ALL* their talking points *VERBATIM* any time anyone asks you.
No original thoughts.
None whatsoever.
You need to have all of those?
Surgically removed.
And, you must also have your entire sense of humor?
Surgically removed as well.
Hey.
Come on now.
All the other loyal TrumpSquat💩 lapdogs did it.
No reason you can't do that.
Not a big deal.
No sacrifice too great.
Just your sense of humor.
And your sense of moral outrage.
You absolutely *MUST* have that surgically removed.
And your sense of decorum and common decency and common courtesy and love for *ALL* your fellow human beings, regardless of race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preference?
Surgically remove all of those tendencies, too.
You have to be ready and willing to make all those big important decisions.
Oh.
Let's not forget possibly the most important thing to ensure you have a long lasting career in Donald Trump's political camp?
Kiss Donald Trump's ass every single day and at least twice on Sunday.
Minimum.
If you just add *ALL* of those stellar qualifications to your current resume or C.V.?
I will almost guarantee you will successfully land a job with the Trump presidency.
That might actually even last for at least a minute.
Maybe.
If you're lucky.
You can do it.
I believe in you.
No sacrifice too great.
Remember:
"Trump's always hiring.
Because?
Trump's always firing."
@83Jude
That whole "working your tush off honestly" thing?
Yeah.
That is *precisely* why you will *NEVER* get promoted:
Honest.
Work.
This is Donald Trump's America, baby.
You'll *NEVER* get anywhere in Donald Trump's America with honesty *OR* work.
Or haven't you figured that out yet?☺☺
Guessing you haven't been paying attention in class.😂
Or, you've just been far too busy honestly working.😉
You gotta cut that out, I'm telling you.😂😂😂
Hirono's new version of the "Aloha spirit " is smoking hot! And Harris made him look like an idiot. Ladies you rock!
Hirono 2020! 🌈 🌴😁
Kamala Harris didn't make Barr look like an idiot - he did that on his own! Credit where credit's due.
Nope. Harris disqualified herself from running as president. She won't trust the work done by others and would look into every detail. This is embarrassing and demotivating. Also she will get lost and wouldn't see the forest for the trees.
Her show was full of cheap tricks for stupid voters who don't know what leading people implies.
@@kaptnwelpe5322If you believe deception and manipulation are the primary qualities for a leader, perhaps you are not qualified to vote. You lack morality.
@@kaptnwelpe5322
You herd a pig.
Barr: "It's my baby."
Mueller Report: *"NOT THE MAMA!"* (smacks him on head with frying pan)
"STINKY" little baby.
"Hmmm, "yes or no" . . . yes or no . .. hmmm, uh . . . hm. I'm grappling with the meaning of "yes" and, as you say, "no"."
He actually said "I'm trying to grapple..." Or I'm trying to try.
Colbert and his writing team are ON FIRE today! Bringing joy in a time of tragedy.
Q and A ... hole ...
You give the law a bad name ...
Robert Smith-Williams right? Like the time when Colbert said some politically charged things!?!?!
And then the next episode he said some: politically charged things?!?!
And then the next episode he said some: politically charged things?!?!
And then the next episode he said some: politically charged things?!?!
And then the next episode he said some: politically charged things?!?!
And then the next episode he said some: politically charged things?!?!
Do you get it? He hasn’t been funny, relevant, but more importantly, he hasn’t been FUNNY, for a long time.
His job is jokes, not gotchas and insults, and leftist propaganda. Just jokes. It’s not hard, and he used to be great. What a shame
Colbert is an idiot! Ask him if he still supports Avanatti?
@@soldierdrumchannel5710 aw snowflake, if you love him so much then why are *you* here?
I mean Hawaii is cool but now its ICE COLD. That is amazing.
9:20 After Senator Hirono stated the facts, that transition into "I have some questions" was like "Now that we're done with the formalities..."
What facts? Accusations UNSUBSTANTIATED
@@PeterKKraus If you read the F**King Mueller report, you'll find out if the accusations were substantiated or unsubstantiated!
@@robinssssssss cry me a river. You are like a crackhead picking the carpet for specks when it's gone.
@@PeterKKraus...as the man said, you will know the accusations are or are not unsubstantiated when the report is made available. If there were no problems barr would release the report.
@@Eric-ye5yz I'd rather hear whart Mueller has to say.
I"m betting big on John Goodman showing up on SNL this week.
I"m just curious how many people caught him saying he didn't review the evidence despite saying in his summary there wasn't enough evidence. That should be THE talking point. My mind was blown.
I love how there is a clip of Barr committing perjury, but of course nothing will be done about it.
Yep!
That is the white standard my friend. That privilege has the potency to take one to the stars and beyond, if used right. Of course though you have to be white to enjoy its splendors. Oh yeah... and republican. And callous of course.
Someone who actually understand law wanna tell me how he perjured himself? This guy is just throwing spliced clips and cheap jokes at you guys, I wonder how many take it seriously. I’m gonna watch the whole hearing
0raivec I agree. Do something already.
Which always baffles me is it not possible for a regular old fed law enforcement agent to walk up to them and arrest them?cuz one time i didnt pay a parking speeding tick on time and the sure walked up to me in public and arrested mw
Thank you, Stephen, for making the news palatable and the current times survivable.
I don't mean to pick, but I found a typo in your post. You missed the word almost.
Comedians always make more sense than politicians.
Thank you Stephen Colbert for fear mongering to stupid dumbocrats so that dumbocrats stay home worrying about an imaginary nazi epidemic, and an apocalypse caused by global warming.
@@aaendi6661 And that was some very weak trolling.
#NoBorschtForYou
@@aaendi6661 HahahHHAHAhahHA hAhha heh... wait? What? Oh, you were serious?
(Backs away from the seriously cognitively impaired person)
Senator Mazie Hirono and Senator Kamala Harris: No holds Barred! Bravo!
Kamela Harris? You mean the woman that promoted the Jessie Smollett lie? Oh ya...she's amazing!
@Barbara McCormack , don't waste your time with an obvious troll. This is a Fox News-oriented bag of crap and not worth your time.
The whole story turns out to be untrue, some people call untruths lies ya know. It was totally concocted by Smollett and his henchmen. Did you know Kamala Harris is related to Smollett? Did you know she has proposed an anti-lynching bill to be submitted to congress? Seems fishy don'tchathink?
@@josephparish7203 Comrade, please go back to Russia!
@Joseph parish more like the woman that made bill Barr look clueless
WAIT!!!!!! If Mueller was not upset with barr's interpretation of his report, WHY would his letter be "SNITTY"?
"For the grifter and liar who sits in the Oval Office."
The Hawaii Senator SNAPPED!!!
yeah shes a fk tard with no fkn idea ;-(.......
@@MrPerfactto27 you mad????
Too bad your parents never let you go to school. @@MrPerfactto27
Joan Sprieck can we expect anything else from somebody who calls himself Steve Miller on RUclips?
That was *the* classiest STFU i have ever heard. Thank you Senator 🤓
DAMNNNNNN!!!!!
We felt the burn from the Hawaii senator all the way down here in Australia 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
#likeapro #ruthless #BURRRRRRRNNNN
IKR? That was the equivalent of breaking off a bottle in a bar fight.
@@grittykitty50, It was payback time for the comment of Trump about the little island in the Pacific.
Mess with the volcano, you get the lava!
@@grittykitty50 I think it must've been one of those gigantic champagne bottles everyone gets for New Year's Eve. Because it wasn't a beer bottle by any means 😂
Dee Pattison, yep. Nobody in Hawaii likes liars and people who insult our islands. Trump is still mad because we won’t let him come back to Hawaii. Huge protests with signs that said, WELCOME TO KENYA TRUMP! NOW GO HOME, LIAR!! The secret service hustled his ass back on the plane. “You better get out of here Donald, the natives are restless.” Hawaii people don’t play games with hoale criminals. Of course, Trump couldn’t rise above his pettiness and declare Kilauea Volcano a National Emergency. He’s not the President and never was. Just a stupid little spoiled brat.
Sen. Hirono, dang you gurl! And Sen. Harris, how dare you memorize all the synonyms!
Stephen the chemistry between you and the band is... tragically hilarious... cudos!
I love how Barr keeps calling Mueller "Bob" like they are BFFs and then continues to undermine his work and insult him and his team. What a load of corporate/government bull crap!
it too is a trump-trick, derisively calling people by their first names only, and sans any title. it'a tool that powerful azzholes use verbally strip people down, take away their power, belittle them. him saying "bob is being a snit" translates to a normal person saying "f*kin barr is being a d*ick".
grittykitty It's also a way to diminish and disrespect a person. Like if I called the Queen of England, Liz.
Nonya Bizness to be fair, most of us refer to tRump as Donny, Don the Con, Chester Cheeto, and many other insolent names.
Also to be fair. He earned ALL of them.
@@alexsikar6814 LOL. Love it!!
i was thinking the same thing.... why is he calling him "Bob"? it felt like bullsht as he was saying it... perhaps Bill needs a time out..lol
08:42 probably THE most savage and honest thing I've ever heard from a Senator😋
Give that woman a medal!
A medal and a nice meal out.
@@WolfkinNorthclaw really !?! Gawd you guys are easy. . .get screwed much
Mueller's medal and dinner first!!! he's a game changer! He didn't flap the jaws much but whoa he put a lot on table and took alot off that's why their coming after him. shame on anyone who legitimizes such flagrant miscarriage of jusctice.
Yeah, Feinstein has bluster too but turns out she's triggered by, and can't assure or encourage, children. i stopped investing any hope or respect in her.
Let's see what courageous walk they got behind they's courageous talk. 🎼don't mean a thang 🎶if it ain't got that. . 🎵 do whollop . . DO🎵
💗🔥🔥🔥🔥💗
Someone better get Barr a towel. That guy is sweating.
I am absolutely in LOVE with Senator Mazie Hirono.
She loves you to and would like to meet you for a chocolate shake at Joe's Diner.
Unfortuntely, Russian BOTS will soon be attacking what she said and people will believe the BOTS instead.
@@ddiehl5664 Indeed, anyone who disagrees with you is a Russian bot. It is known.
I absolutely ADORE Sen. Mazie Hirono! She's probably from Kenya, though..... AKA Hawaii.
I knew leftists had big problems with geography
@@josephparish7203..As usual you right wingers don't get a "joke" ! Obama was from Hawaii yet Trump thinks he was born in Kenya hence the AKA..
joseph parish Why do you speak and show openly how ignorant you are? Dunning Kruger syndrome that’s why.
Why is joke in quotes? Oh we get the joke. We just don't believe you're smart enough to know the difference between Kenya and Hawaii.
@@josephparish7203 trump said President Obama was born in Kenya when he was actually born in Hawaii. You probably still don't get it, do you?
He’s not Jeff Sessions, but he seems to recall just as much.
"it was not a summary of the report but a statement of the principal conclusions"
A line worthy of Spin City or Yes Minister.
Please.
Yes Minister would never include dross like Barr's 'answers'.
Gentlemen Ahem . .and ladies. Followed in 1986-1987/88 by "Yes, Prime Minister."
its not even spin, its just synonymous...
I don't get this. It's not a "statement of the principal conclusions" either! Someone should call him out on that & ask him how he came to conclude that he was stating the principals of the report's findings/conclusions
I think that statement came from the Kelly Ann alternative facts playbook.
When I was in college, my history professors routinely required five-page essays, not four. Underachiever!
Standard Trump qualifications
Not that this matters, but when I was in college, my professors routinely slapped whichever kid asked how many pages it has to be, because they cared less about length and more about the content of the paper. A couple of times they gave page-maximums though, 'cause they didn't have time to read anything longer than 10 pages.
@@Nyonics It varies with the professor, but I had one who was particularly anal retentive about essay length. Not only did she insist on five-page essays for every unit in class, but she told us that they had to be five pages exactly. She told us the font and font size that we had to use and said that she had already counted how many lines of that font and font size would fit on a standard sheet of paper, so she would count the lines on our papers to make sure that we didn't mess with the line spacing, and she would even measure the margins to make sure that we didn't change those, either. She was insistent: five pages exactly, not one line more or less. Someday, when I finally crack and lose my mind, one of the random, crazy things that I'll tell the doctors in the asylum is "Ms. Thornton wants EXACTLY FIVE pages!" I'll repeat it over and over, and they won't have a clue what it means.
Ten pages was often the minimum that I had to do for final projects for my honors classes each semester, especially Ms. Thornton. I don't recall a class where anyone set a maximum number of pages. I was a history major, and that meant constant reading, writing, and research. Barr is a weakling and an underachiever.
08:42 Oh! Snap! I did not expect such a burn from a politician XD
Hawaii is awesome.
Hirono is an awesome idiot
c0mpu73rguy masie hirono is AWESOME
p al IDIOT!
A bowl of cereal and Stephen's monologue is my favorite bed time routine. Don't ever stop Stephen.
Antonio M. My new fave is Marshmallow Fruit Loops! Best marshmallows in the game!
cereal before you go to bed, you monster?
Seriously. We'll all go mad!
@David Moore Back to bed for more rest David Moore. Don't forget the fruit loops.
That was straight Hawaiian volcano fire - aloha to you madame.
Hey, she told it as it was. No political correctness! Where're all the Trump supporters that used to like this kind of people in high places?
She certainly made this constituent happy.
Hirono ripped Barr a new one. Harris really tripped Barr up as well. Great job, ladies!
UndergroundM M
Mahalo to Hirono.
Needs to resighn not fit for office Hawaiian trash🗑.
Everything about the way Barr handled this reeks. When will we ever wake up!!!
Barr's baby is the spittin image of him @ 5:33. LOL
I’m here just for the caravan dance 💃
Windmill - You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, repeat as necessary.
Windmill cancer survivor ?windmill .......and the Dot dot dot, dot dot.......dot dot dot!
I agree plus let's all do the shuffle and the Macarena 🙌🙌🙅🙅 all this has become entertainment why not make it fun for everyone to join in
*cues the caravan music by stay human*
Someone should do a video compilation of his many caravan dances. That spin is everything!
"Picture of Barr's baby..." That was a hoot.
Almost choked and spat out my gatorade on that one
😆😅😂
Gotta love Sen. Hirono - why can't all of congress just be a little more like her. We won't have those dam problems right now.
X Y I agree with you 100%!!
BTW, I love the adorable kitten in your profile picture...
How's that whole draining the swamp going?
😁😁
they haven't started yet 😭😭😭😭😭
I had no idea that you could get away with this stuff as a justice in the government. They certainly don't put up with this kind of crap if you work at burger king. 😥
malimillions so true
You're rite white collar crime laughs all the way to the golf course!!!
👍🏼
The more power you have, the more corrupt you can be.
I had no idea Colbert was this far gone. The funny is really gone from late night stuff isn’t it?
5:32 LOL That baby picture had me screaming! 😂😂😂😂
Not the mummy !!!
Yeash, first it was an airplane and now it is a baby. The thing is definitely a chameleon because everyone uses it to say what they want it to say.
Huge burn Senator Hirono!
You go girl!
You go Queen
Were there is smoke, there is burning crotch from raw dogging it.
Don f Wadd, Don't pull a Julia man child on Japan.
They are not Obstructing.
I enjoyed this rendition of what happened. Go ladies of the senate. ❤
Make him squirm and tell the truth.
Hirono she is a hero give her a prize.
She treated Barr with all the due respect he deserved.
Sen harono was wrong about one big thing Barr and Conway never had a decent reputation
Chrono Bretz
Not Conway?
I’m shattered.
Barr's baby..."Not the mama! Not the mama!" 😃🤣😂😁
Stephen beautifully expressing what we all know to be true...thank you Stephen
Kudos to Ms.Hirono, those were some sick burns.
Yes!!!! I lmao!! She is an Awesome woman!!!! I loved his non response! Uh uh uh uh uh uh, and the look on his face oh shit! What do I do,
🎶I give law a BAD name🎶 was PERFECT!!
In all of the shots of Barr, I love watching the the guy behind him. He goes from looking uncomfortable to constipated to uncomfortable to pull my eye teeth out already!
When I heard the beginnings of the synonyms I was waiting for the appearance of a thesaurus and was not disappointed.
10:34
Cory Booker is trying to contain his laughter
Cory Booker is the Dad watching Mom (Harris) trying to catch her kid (Barr) in a lie, when she already knows what the lie is!
He and Harris were having none of Barr's b.s.
Same when Barr tried "I don't recall" in answer to Booker's questions.
7:14 See how Barr unconsciously tries to grab his tie? *The noose tightens*
I caught that too 👍🏾😏
Hirono is a beast!!!!
I love this guy!! That Stephen can find humor in this sh*t pile of an AG is admirable. He brings me down from my fury to a simmer and gives me a reason to laugh! Thanks man!
Your meds late AGAIN Debbie?
Sen. Hirono: Hold my beer.
Senator Hir-oh no she di'n't!!! 😄❤
Bret Kavanaugh: "Someone say beer? I like beer!"
Oh, yeah, she did. In spades.
This was a really brilliant monologue. 👏 to Stephen and his hole team.
Can u fix Ur spelling?
Yes, a bunch of holes.
Brilliant and Stephen don't live in the same galaxy.
Stephen Colbert has a team just for holes? Figures.
Sen. Hirono did not come for the games baby! She ain’t having it n I was here for it!🥰😍🤣🤣🤣
Yes! Let the salt flow, Colbert.
Barrs baby "NOT THE MAMA!"
Sen. Mazie Hirono MY HERO!
hahaha I remember that as well.
All that's missing is a frying pan to the head 🙃
Hirono your hero? Get a better psychiatrist you moonbat!
@@donwadd9143 guess ur one of those trumptard morons that don't like ppl who speak the truth!
HIRINO is the bomb! 😇! Tear that MF up!
@larry brown ..what?
A lot of people forget that early on Trump referred to Hawaii as some little island in the Pacific. Let her have her jabs since they are so accurate.
Just remember that Trump has been to that little island in the Atlantic owned by Jeffry Epstein. Lok him up if you don't know who he is.
Why did i absolutely know he would bring a thesaurus when i was hearing Kamela Harris talk
It is much better look Colbert than the normal news, the normal news just make me angry and frustrated!
Colbert make me giggle like a little girl!
Omg! Barr's "baby" looks like him! 😃 LOL!😅
I had to rewind the video because I lost it on that baby picture. LOL😂😂😂😂
Gotta love him!
@Orions Reach It sure was a great tv show. BIG resemblance lol! My friend who is lol just posted Barr and his "baby" on Instagram and facebook. LOL🤣😅😅
When the Barr is this low, it’s called a coverup.
mebeingU2 clever
No, this was a failure to pass the Barr--and a complete waste of time and money. Please explain to me how Barr's letter outlining the verdict was a "coverup," when the entire report was due to come out afterwards? Are you so blinded by your partisan prejudice that you can't see what's going on here? Wake. Up.
@@helenaanderson512 Because people will not read it, they will only take what the people they want to listen to say about it. They will hear Barr say 'nothing here' and that will be it for them, they will not care if media they dont listen to frame it differently, they will just listen to their own echochamber. Its called being purposefully misleading at the bare minimum.
Your 'bar' for 'comedy' is so low you get your political views from an unfunny smart ass posing as a 'comedian'.
Menchi's that would be the entire left of this country you just described. Barr is about to expose the biggest political scandal in our county's history. It will lead right to Obama and Hillary. The entire witch hunt was a set up. The "insurance policy" of Sztrock and Paige will be exposed. Pay attention.
Stephen you make the news so awesome and understandable, have you ever thought of politics, you would be awesome.
Holy crap.. She sure read him. His Rights 👍👏👏👏 love it.. 😁 go get em senator from Hawaii 👏👏
Damn, when I was in school I wish I could have added a disclaimer - "for the record don't read too much into this report / summary".
It's a good thing that perjury isn't against the law..Oh wait😮
Hawaii senator rocked🤓
😂🤣
Only when Democrats do it......and it has to be only in a certain way blah blah blah Trump lies about what time it is and these idiots make excuses for him
5:25 And Barr's "baby" keeps smacking him going "NOT THE MAMA! NOT THE MAMA!"
Wow Mazie Hirono, absolutely brilliant to hear someone say what everyone else is thinking, but too polite to say it as it is, well done...
It was less of a hearing and more like a pig roast party 🐷 and it was delicious. So good that no bbq sauce was needed 😋
Andre Beretta
Sauce conceals the flavor of delicious animal flesh.
I still often use it, though.
Great Hawaiian smack down!!! It’s about time someone in Congress grew a spine and called a spade a spade.
Those newly elected are showing they have a spine and they are willing to use it. Frustrates the hell out of the administration. Maybe now the Dems will wake up and follow the lead of the braver, fisty, we're ready to rumble ladies that are doing exactly what the promised they would do once in the clear to clean up the swamp, for real this time.
Kamala Harris is freaking awesome! As is the Hawaii senator!
Their morons, reading off a Demonrat, Alinsky cue card. Colbert is a soft little Waldo soyboy. And you are a useful idiot😵.
Lunatic.
@@EM-vf6pe You know, right-thinking people don't take seriously people who use terms like "Demonrat" and "Alinsky." Might as well go whole hog and whine about "The Deep State" and chemtrails.
Susan S I agree her questioning of Bare was excellent but remember we have her to thank for Mnuchin. She refused to charge him as a fraudster while she was CA Attorney General. She is another sell out.💯
@@nicoleruffin8533 One of the hard things in being a prosecutor is exercising pragmatism. You can only charge people you truly believe that a jury is likely to convict, whether you think they're guilty or not, otherwise you're being a bad steward of The People's tax revenue. As an example of bad stewards of tax revenue, look at the 50+ investigations Republicans ran against Hillary over Benghazi that all turned up no wrongdoing on her part. Four should have been adequate, but no, they couldn't live with just being wrong, they had to double down on being stupid.
With criminal charges, you can conduct as many investigations as you want, but you only get to actually try someone once. If you lose that one shot, it's game over forever until/unless they commit another chargeable offense. And if you lose one case against a defendant, it's a lot harder to win the next case against them because you're perceived as having a bias against them. Look at the Cosby case for example. People had been making accusations against him since the 1970s, but since people didn't take them seriously back then, and since they just kept stacking up, by the time it was clear he was guilty, it was a very hard battle to actually win a conviction against him.
But the good part about that is that it makes her a stronger opponent having had to live and function in that world. It's part of what's made her so awesome.
The Hawaiian senator!
Shots fired!
Someone call the police!
Senator Hirono, rocks. Senator Harris is extremely good at questioning .
Senator Harris is former Attorney General for California.
I'm grappling with the word "suggested" Rofl
Stalling with intentional stupidity
If you ask any investigator, when a person is asked a question and they "hhmmnn" repeat that question, they are about to lie to you.
I so enjoy my visits with you. You're always good for a much needed chuckle at the expense of the jerk causing so much of the stress.
Once again, it's the women who bring the smack down!
If only it helped
larry brown what the hell does that even mean? How old are you man?
lol this metoo movement is becoming comical
Dudes getting butthurt but its literally true in every hearing we see, the women exhibit way more integrity
Tee, more like, once again, stupid women, like AOC, are being used by their masters to do their evil bidding. Are you another lost sheep that thinks global warming is going to kill us too ?
Barr was totally trying to be condescending to Harris, but she was having none of it.
I thought home girl was gonna break out the thesaurus on him.
@@grittykitty50 You and Stephen had the same idea apprently XD
From 08:42 to 9:30 -- Right on, Senator Mazie Hirono !!! Priceless!
Sending my love from Australia for Stephen Colbert. This is however with exception to the unjust continuation of pro-cold-war rhetoric and related foreign enemy 'paranoia'. Nevertheless Colbert is indeed one of the best, greatest & most intelligent comedians of our time.
That Mazie Hirono burn was REAL
Kamala Harris went in for blood and I loved it!
08:42, A MAGA hat just instantaneously combust itself into flames on my neighbor's head as he walked by and heard it through the open window.
A little over a year left for Republicans and Democrats to work together to unseat the unfit and amoral president of the United States. 🌻 Let 2020 be an exceptionally connective year.