Rudy Giuliani Doesn't Know If Colluding Is Crime

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  • Опубликовано: 29 июл 2018
  • Trump's legal team has come a long way from 'no collusion!' to 'collusion is not a crime!'
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  • @bijanshadnia3620
    @bijanshadnia3620 5 лет назад +283

    “I don’t know if colluding is illegal.“
    Ignorance of the law is not an exemption from the law.

    • @Lord_Bibulous
      @Lord_Bibulous 5 лет назад +19

      Bijan Shadnia Collusion isn't a crime. However, conspiracy and aiding and abetting with foreign agents to influence an election. Definitely a crime. Rudy just keeps on giving.

    • @GeneralTempest
      @GeneralTempest 5 лет назад +3

      Bijan Shadnia I don't know why this made me laugh so hard. 😐😭😭😭👻

    • @pratikshetty8296
      @pratikshetty8296 5 лет назад +4

      Ignorana juris non excuta

    • @robertmelvin7908
      @robertmelvin7908 5 лет назад +5

      Unfortunately in this nightmare, Trump is using a line from the Nixon playbook - the President is above the law.

    • @BluePittsley
      @BluePittsley 5 лет назад +5

      Bijan Shadnia it’s certainly not a plausible excuse in any country, according to Thomas Jefferson. That would allow too many opportunities to pretend one was unaware of one’s own wrongdoing. Now that reminds me of someone who’s in the news every hour on the hour these days.

  • @veecee3669
    @veecee3669 5 лет назад +192

    "He's the Stephen King of the horror story we live in". That has to be one of the all time best one liners.

  • @lafemmerowena
    @lafemmerowena 4 года назад +49

    ".....Since when are crimes illegal?" I had to catch my breath!

  • @learningpsychologynet
    @learningpsychologynet 5 лет назад +100

    Stephen Colbert you are so important for democracy. I wish there were more people like you.:)

    • @billyuba2900
      @billyuba2900 5 лет назад +3

      www.LearningPsychology.net to be fair, John Stewart started it. Colbert is Johns predecessor. He is just as good, some may argue he is better? Selah

    • @kylesims4124
      @kylesims4124 4 года назад +1

      Well I'd have to agree that they're both Amazing. But Colbert has a Great Trump impersonation- I mean it's brilliant. John Oliver is amazing too

    • @carlaiello
      @carlaiello 10 месяцев назад

      😊😊😊

  • @missv.1877
    @missv.1877 5 лет назад +74

    "Bleeding from my eyeballs" is what it feels like every time I see the news under this administration...

    • @xYouthAttackx
      @xYouthAttackx 5 лет назад

      Miss V. i bleed from my wherever! :)

    • @jcdc1824
      @jcdc1824 5 лет назад +1

      Miss V., me too, whether it is fake news or real, it hurts....

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 5 лет назад +1

      Miss V. Condition i try to avoid, so no direct looking at the Orange Taint or any of his offspring 😱😱😱

    • @chancegoode173
      @chancegoode173 5 лет назад +3

      Miss V. Bleeding from the heart knowing my beloved America is being ruined by this insane , Money grubbing, racist and sexiest administration

  • @Joker-gs6cl
    @Joker-gs6cl 5 лет назад +131

    Who needs enemies when you have Guiliani? 🤣

  • @somebastardontheinternet
    @somebastardontheinternet 5 лет назад +13

    8:35 Giuliani: "Oh, yeah, you've _"scared me away!'_ Do I look really scared?"
    He asked, as he sank further into his chair while unable to look Camerota in the eye.

  • @1wer819
    @1wer819 4 года назад +25

    One year later and still darn relevant, as well as, hilarious!

  • @pcbacklash_3261
    @pcbacklash_3261 5 лет назад +194

    Wait a minute, Rudy...The meeting had been "leaked" but "hadn't been made public yet?"
    Do Giuliani and Trump even know what words mean?

    • @kayrosis5523
      @kayrosis5523 5 лет назад +24

      No? What made you imagine they did?

    • @GeneralTempest
      @GeneralTempest 5 лет назад +10

      Erik S You...you don't think...he actually believes they comprehend sentences, too? 😐

    • @ademirfm239
      @ademirfm239 5 лет назад +1

      Im pretty sure he is Just reading the scripts trumpf gave him

    • @serboniferhasty-618
      @serboniferhasty-618 5 лет назад +5

      Of course they do. They have the best words!🤣😭😢

    • @ElizabethGS
      @ElizabethGS 5 лет назад +3

      @Carlie W - I only take issue with your comment that 'now' they are looking very stupid. ;) They've been looking incredibly stupid for a lot longer than just now, hahahahahaha.

  • @danielleeriksson7065
    @danielleeriksson7065 5 лет назад +170

    ”He’s the Stephen King of the horror story we live in” so funny and so eerily true

    • @hermanblume275
      @hermanblume275 5 лет назад +3

      Trump is Greg Stillson of The Dead Zone...

    • @nintyfan1991
      @nintyfan1991 5 лет назад +4

      Weird because Stephen King himself HATES Trump.

  • @845835
    @845835 5 лет назад +21

    Back in the 90's I sort of remember a news article that said a lot of Rudy's convictions were overturned when he was US Attorney for the Southern District...I can now see why!

  • @motodxb
    @motodxb 5 лет назад +226

    It would have been better for trump to hire shaggy to say “it wasn’t me” than have Rudi defending him

  • @wgjung1
    @wgjung1 5 лет назад +900

    Giuliani seems to be as good as a lawyer as Trump is as a businessman.

    • @carolinemaybe
      @carolinemaybe 5 лет назад +68

      Paul Berevoescu how does that comment lead you to think they’re a troll? It was an astute comment actually. Also accurate.

    • @zeelfarshmek111
      @zeelfarshmek111 5 лет назад +12

      Caroline Maybe dont brother the trolls making sensible comments look like troll comments is there new strategy.

    • @hippiedachshunds1632
      @hippiedachshunds1632 5 лет назад +17

      juan gomez excellent comment!

    • @geoffbaumgartner5335
      @geoffbaumgartner5335 5 лет назад +17

      Worst part is, I'll bet Rudy thinks 911 was the best thing that ever happened to him, the sicko.

    • @loganbenner1846
      @loganbenner1846 5 лет назад +1

      juan gomez Trump is a crooked but successful business man.

  • @henrydawkins3128
    @henrydawkins3128 5 лет назад +88

    Rudy being a lawyer is a crime

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 5 лет назад +6

      It should've been a crime for him to be Mayor of New York. Or be in New York. Or just be.

  • @CarolynsRVLife
    @CarolynsRVLife 5 лет назад +1037

    The whole trump administration could fuel 10 seasons of "World's Dumbest Criminals"

    • @locadisa
      @locadisa 5 лет назад +16

      Carolyn's RV Life But the amazing thing is that they are getting away with everything.We fret because our country is under siege and they smirk while they push their policies through and serve them up on tarnished silver dinner plates. If this man wins in 2020 there could very well be an internal war.

    • @Tan87ful
      @Tan87ful 5 лет назад +3

      Agreed lol

    • @nestorgonzalez6078
      @nestorgonzalez6078 5 лет назад +17

      @Michel Foucault XVI
      Bu bu bu but the Clintons 😂😂

    • @novarl5082
      @novarl5082 5 лет назад +1

      Nestor Gonzalez lmaoooo ikr

    • @novarl5082
      @novarl5082 5 лет назад +4

      Michel Foucault XVI typical republican criminals...

  • @WolfLinkChick1991
    @WolfLinkChick1991 5 лет назад +13

    Man usually you gotta get a man drunk to get him to confess! 😂🤣

  • @pedrosmith4529
    @pedrosmith4529 5 лет назад +59

    This is really Dumb Watergate.

    • @firesign4297
      @firesign4297 5 лет назад +1

      Stan Lem DUMBGATE...😀😀😀

    • @OnyxAgainstTheWorld
      @OnyxAgainstTheWorld 5 лет назад

      So lets skip to the end where he resigns.

    • @nintyfan1991
      @nintyfan1991 5 лет назад +3

      Or as John Oliver calls it "Stupid watergate".

    • @NeeDatta05
      @NeeDatta05 5 лет назад

      Chaitanya Rao Nixon*

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +93

    Rudy Giuliani may be the worst lawyer for Trump, but he's the best witness for Robert Mueller.

  • @neurofire
    @neurofire 5 лет назад +11

    Lies on top of lies on top of lies on top of lies. How do you ever keep track of that Rudy?

  • @loripalmieri1205
    @loripalmieri1205 5 лет назад +8

    Classic!! What a bunch of clowns. Colbert you're my go to man for news and you never let me down! 👏👏👏

  • @Stash_box
    @Stash_box 5 лет назад +193

    Gulliani spends 90% of his time "clarifying" what he said the other 10%

    • @AA123TD
      @AA123TD 5 лет назад +7

      Illwill81 like his boss

    • @locadisa
      @locadisa 5 лет назад +4

      Aisha Abdikarim Not true. Trumps statements are as clear as a one note samba.Its his administration who has to do the clarifying. He hires people like Giulliani to try to fill in the spaces that he cannot fill himself.I dont think he understands that all he does is make things WORSE.

    • @artnut123
      @artnut123 2 года назад

      @@AA123TD t to u t r

  • @shawnsimmons1308
    @shawnsimmons1308 5 лет назад +161

    Stephen King on Donald Trump: "Worse than any horror story I ever wrote."

    • @jamescooper5028
      @jamescooper5028 5 лет назад +1

      Shawn Simmons 😂

    • @terridd6265
      @terridd6265 5 лет назад +3

      Shawn Simmons Even the Shining!! That speaks volumes! 😉

    • @vexaris1890
      @vexaris1890 5 лет назад

      That's easy, it's Stephen King. His stories invite a pitying laughter, not fear. Now, Thomas Ligotti on the other hand..

    • @cubangal1
      @cubangal1 5 лет назад +1

      on to important question....when does the second part of "IT" come to theatre??????cheers!!

    • @acr7780
      @acr7780 5 лет назад

      And yet look at all the good he has done for America

  • @EarthMum
    @EarthMum 5 лет назад +114

    Love you Stephen -- you make living in the era of the orange man bearable thank you

    • @dabbyt3800
      @dabbyt3800 5 лет назад

      Earth Mum so without the Late (Trump Bashing) Show you couldn't bear living in the US with Donald Trump as president......
      Makes sense.... 🤦‍♂️

    • @kabutoyakushi9739
      @kabutoyakushi9739 5 лет назад +6

      Oh boy, here we have someone getting sensitive over a comment

  • @ridgerunner_21
    @ridgerunner_21 3 года назад +9

    It's over two years later and this is STILL one of my all time favorite Late Show Monologues

    • @danielgregory3295
      @danielgregory3295 2 года назад +1

      I'm starving, so looking through the old stuff until next week...👍🇺🇸

  • @azarisLP
    @azarisLP 5 лет назад +77

    Nobody in the history of the world has been so out of his depth right now than Crazy Uncle Rudy.

    • @riyadahmad657
      @riyadahmad657 5 лет назад +15

      azarisLP what about dirty grandpa trump?

  • @MohsinKhan-vt9vn
    @MohsinKhan-vt9vn 5 лет назад +113

    Rudy: The gift that keeps on giving.

  • @RochelleEskue
    @RochelleEskue 5 лет назад +48

    Let's see if I got this right. "He is the Stephen King of the horror story we live in." What will likely be one of the many and most memorable quotes to come from this presidency, this has my vote for quote of the week.

  • @michellefraser1314
    @michellefraser1314 5 лет назад +9

    I love you Steven! You make me laugh so hard about these idiots in the white house!

  • @Phil4RealMusic
    @Phil4RealMusic 5 лет назад +77

    Stephen Colbert is the best late night in 2018!

    • @chiebert290
      @chiebert290 5 лет назад +6

      Phil 4 Real absolutely! No comparison.

    • @RizzRiderEUC
      @RizzRiderEUC 5 лет назад +8

      Idk, I love me some Trevor Noah

    • @Phil4RealMusic
      @Phil4RealMusic 5 лет назад +3

      Trevar is dope but Stephen is just as dope tho! He makes me laugh like no other lol

  • @kristi2473
    @kristi2473 5 лет назад +87

    So, Giuliani says the president didn't attend a meeting that never took place to plan a Russia meeting he knew nothing about especially not in advance. Got it!

    • @andrewowens4421
      @andrewowens4421 5 лет назад +8

      @Kristi Valdez
      Hell, the Twilight Zone can't come up with twists like this.

    • @callocam
      @callocam 5 лет назад +1

      Kinda takes your breath away lol

    • @Mrrogersbestneighbo
      @Mrrogersbestneighbo 5 лет назад

      +Kristi Valdez That also is not public knowledge yet... Giuliani's own words.

    • @wolframstahl1263
      @wolframstahl1263 5 лет назад +1

      Also, he was able to provide a list of people that attended the meeting which did not happen, right?
      He seems to know what he's talking about.

  • @bluto212
    @bluto212 5 лет назад +7

    OMG this has become so crazy.

  • @viralusi3770
    @viralusi3770 5 лет назад +32

    is this the starting of the PURGE if crime is not illegal?

  • @kimjongfun5427
    @kimjongfun5427 5 лет назад +68

    Since when treason is a crime??? --Rudy Giuliani

  • @Bridin84
    @Bridin84 5 лет назад +92

    Rudy is digging that whole deep AF for Trump. Keep it up Rudy!!!! You're doing good work!

    • @kynettie
      @kynettie 2 года назад +4

      Rudy is digging that hole so f__ken deep for Trump. Keep it up Rudy!!! You'll soon be able to hit Russia.

  • @yakojjy
    @yakojjy 5 лет назад +8

    One of the best opening bits Colbert has done in a while. More hilarious and longer than usual.

  • @ladex142online
    @ladex142online 5 лет назад +11

    ...and this is the mighty Giuliani i've heard so much about?

    • @robinjackson7882
      @robinjackson7882 4 года назад +1

      Moses Abo I don’t think Juliani was ever mighty....more of a mouse

  • @briansounalath
    @briansounalath 5 лет назад +160

    Make America Grave Again. Give that writer an Emmy.

  • @JustMe-em7hl
    @JustMe-em7hl 5 лет назад +154

    I don't think Guliani knows what he is doing.😂😂😂

    • @raisentou1029
      @raisentou1029 5 лет назад +6

      sadly there is an idiot out there who will believe him

    • @edwinsemidey7405
      @edwinsemidey7405 5 лет назад +3

      par for core, with this administration.

    • @dealwithit6909
      @dealwithit6909 5 лет назад

      Sry guys, he knows exactly wat he is doing

    • @xYouthAttackx
      @xYouthAttackx 5 лет назад

      Proud Californian he hasn't practiced law in decades and went senile after being mayor. he should be in an old folks home for his own good.

    • @kaivickers166
      @kaivickers166 5 лет назад +1

      Jonathan Taylor - but comparing them is false equivalence. Whether you liked Obama or not he wasn’t a criminal and immoral as well.

  • @DMills-un1tl
    @DMills-un1tl 5 лет назад +5

    Effing brilliant!

  • @crazydudet123
    @crazydudet123 5 лет назад +25

    Rudy speaks solely in contradicting statements

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary 5 лет назад +38

    Giuliani’s mind has gone. He thinks he’s lawyering, but he’s just being a complete fool. How high the mighty have fallen!

    • @brianbrush5107
      @brianbrush5107 5 лет назад +4

      Gary Cooper He hasn't fallen he was always like this

  • @quartzofcourse
    @quartzofcourse 5 лет назад +34

    Thank you for posting the full monologue today!

  • @CaSteGra
    @CaSteGra 5 лет назад +8

    This whole segment was very well crafted.

  • @mjefferson3223
    @mjefferson3223 5 лет назад +6

    Colbert just gets better and better every night

  • @AsaNoGaijin
    @AsaNoGaijin 5 лет назад +1034

    Colbert is just amazing

    • @ddobry21
      @ddobry21 5 лет назад +13

      RENEHIKO agreed

    • @emperorpicard7222
      @emperorpicard7222 5 лет назад +19

      So is Giuliani in his own special way.

    • @martinaee
      @martinaee 5 лет назад +22

      This was a particularly slick monologue lol ... I feel like as the steel trap closes on these douchebags we're just gonna get better and better material for some of the late night hosts.

    • @MrRickostby
      @MrRickostby 5 лет назад +2

      He's a Liberal WIMP just like you!

    • @ddobry21
      @ddobry21 5 лет назад +6

      martinaee lol I think you might be right about that

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 5 лет назад +534

    Giuliani speaks and Mueller facepalms.
    “More legal pads, please!”

    • @jcdc1824
      @jcdc1824 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah, I'm leakin' over here!

    • @ragnar97
      @ragnar97 5 лет назад +17

      What's up today with all this people going around commenting about hollywood pedophiles and Satan? I've watched 3-4 videos today, all of them had several people ranting about it for no particular reason

    • @stinew358
      @stinew358 5 лет назад +7

      yes def bots

    • @kiddalingur
      @kiddalingur 5 лет назад +11

      Getting Kinda Hard To Tell if these Are Really Bots (@asdf asdf) or Proud Trump-Turds
      low IQ or poorly Programed

    • @tanjavanabel8514
      @tanjavanabel8514 5 лет назад +5

      asdf asdf 😂😂😂😂😂 Guilliani is that you???😅😂😅😂

  • @PraiseTheFSMonster
    @PraiseTheFSMonster 5 лет назад +8

    7:37 I love this reporter!! Why don't they all do this with these dirty politicians' double talk?? Make them answer, don't just move on!!

  • @kellykerr5225
    @kellykerr5225 4 года назад +22

    It’s funny to watch this a year later and see how much dumber Rudy gets every day.

  • @TheLfamily24
    @TheLfamily24 5 лет назад +320

    When I see Colbert and over 10 mins of monologue my heart skips a beat with joy

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 5 лет назад +1

      @simoncaymer, can we borrow yours?

    • @hollycline2427
      @hollycline2427 5 лет назад +1

      SAME GIRL 💓🌷

  • @freddieb4268
    @freddieb4268 5 лет назад +44

    Rudy Giuliani is the best player on Robert Mueller's team.

    • @glenisarcher134
      @glenisarcher134 5 лет назад +3

      Mueller 's at home with feet up and bowl of popcorn. No need to do anything this case is self sustaining.

  • @karenhenry2013
    @karenhenry2013 5 лет назад +29

    If its one thing we know about this administration, its if they say "he didn't pay them for hacking," you can just about bet he did.

    • @jonjonvids
      @jonjonvids 5 лет назад

      karen henry no he didn't the fbi had trump monitored as a political candidate no way he did that.

    • @Listening_Books12345
      @Listening_Books12345 5 лет назад +2

      What's asinine is that Rudy says "He didn't pay them for HACKING!!" which implies, by the way he says it, that Trump did pay them for something. It's one of those blinds that seasoned (if not skillful) liars go to: obscure the truth behind something that is also true, but misrepresented.

  • @EGH181
    @EGH181 5 лет назад +2

    This is fantastic! Go Steven

  • @selvaracp08
    @selvaracp08 5 лет назад +28

    The way Stephen addresses Les Moonves issue is commendable...

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 5 лет назад +205

    Collusion isn’t a crime, but what comes from it is! I.e. conspiracy. He’s panicking and Rudy is just the gift that keeps on giving! xD

    • @MrDjsmooth87
      @MrDjsmooth87 5 лет назад

      Turbid TG1 merry christ-llusion everybody

    • @Luchingador
      @Luchingador 5 лет назад +1

      Oh hey turbid good to c ya

    • @chrismorrison8551
      @chrismorrison8551 5 лет назад +4

      mjooismajor They're both insane old men.

    • @olivialoveworthy
      @olivialoveworthy 5 лет назад

      majooismajor - ROFLMAO

    • @ziib123
      @ziib123 5 лет назад +2

      hey Turbid did you know your friend murdered an innocent external disk drive??

  • @heatherlowry754
    @heatherlowry754 4 года назад +5

    Awww I miss the days when 30 tweets was a lot. There was 85 something tweets after impeachment investigations started

  • @ZombiebyProxy
    @ZombiebyProxy 5 лет назад +2

    "I heard the carpets were as gelled as the drapes"
    How dare you say that to me

  • @ddobry21
    @ddobry21 5 лет назад +30

    Colbert is just the best. He keeps me smiling in the age of Trump and that's no easy task.
    Go team Colbert!!! 👏

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 5 лет назад

      nunya that degree in theater must come in handy days like this 😉😏🤨

    • @ddobry21
      @ddobry21 5 лет назад

      Chrissie K lol

  • @CloudNetworkArchitectJT
    @CloudNetworkArchitectJT 5 лет назад +29

    Lock up all these Traitors !!

  • @stirthepot8892
    @stirthepot8892 5 лет назад +1

    Best monologue ever!
    That's including every one of Abe Lincoln's monologues from when he hosted civil unrest tonight.

  • @LookingGlass24
    @LookingGlass24 5 лет назад +3

    Thank you, Steven Colbert! You have one of the greatest gifts bestowed on humans-the gift of creating not just laughter, but brilliant laughter!

  • @Gravelark
    @Gravelark 5 лет назад +296

    Omg Mueller! How’d you get so lucky??

    • @ElizabethGS
      @ElizabethGS 5 лет назад +19

      @Jackie Graves: :) it's marvelous, isn't it? Perhaps because he's been a War Hero with umpteen earned medals? A strong and good man and republican war hero at that! I call it 'Karma coming around' after cadet bone spurs tried to use our military to play toy soldiers with. He honestly does not see them as people...they're merely objects to move around and play with for his amusement and to satisfy his grandiose ideas - for his malignant narcissism. ANYONE in the Military or retired Veterans
      who still might think this draft dodger whose daddy bought him out of Vietnam cares one whit about them should pay close attention to just who has been working for many years to help veterans...it hasn't been HIM - but democratic senators. He lies, lies, lies - and somehow some believe him? I've no idea why they would since his entire history is of telling outrageous lies. Vote vets dot org is made up of veterans who know better, btw. My own Combat Vet husband used to vote only Republican - absolutely DESPISES this horrid man (we're in New York so know all about how awful he's been here) and wouldn't pull a lever for him if you paid him a million dollars to do so. He voted for Hillary Clinton in 2016 and now takes great pleasure in still being a registered republican, getting their calls and mailings and screwing with all of their desperate begging for funds and informing them that it's because of their 'leader' that he can no longer support a single republican running for office. :)

    • @Azrudi
      @Azrudi 5 лет назад +12

      ElizabethGS you're lucky he's the president of USA. In many other countries a president like this would have collapsed an entire nation. You're lucky that USA has a lot of buffer still due to the good endeavours of many previous administrations.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 5 лет назад +9

      Azrudi - those buffers shouldn't be made necessary in the first place. Trump is unfit for office. Simple as that.

    • @jerryguerra8708
      @jerryguerra8708 5 лет назад +3

      ElizabethGS - I'm also a veteran and i can tell you that over 90% of the veterans at our VFW post say the same thing.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 5 лет назад

      Jerry Guerra + ElizabethGS - and God bless you, all of you, for your service to not only your country, but also in the name of everything that is decent and free in this world. Full agreement to points raised, and heartfelt thanks from one of your (remaining) British allies. 👍

  • @caliluv4244
    @caliluv4244 5 лет назад +183

    Laughed sooo hard, my dogs started barking!! This is one of his best!! Thank you Stephen and crew, for keeping us laughing.

    • @AmberAmbwee
      @AmberAmbwee 5 лет назад +3

      Your dogs: "Omg human! Are you okay?! I never hear that! Are you okay human?!" 😂😂😂😂😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @vijayvarghese1652
      @vijayvarghese1652 5 лет назад

      Caliluv they have been saying this in fox for a couple months now. judge has been saying that for a while

    • @AmberAmbwee
      @AmberAmbwee 5 лет назад +1

      simon caymer What if (s)he prefers the same or opposite gender who doesn't classify as a male? Or "husband"?

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 5 лет назад +1

      @simoncaymer, you need to find another hobby besides repeating your lame comment.

    • @cuccicucci4480
      @cuccicucci4480 5 лет назад +1

      simon caymer, It took me a long time but he is now fully disposed of. Now peace and Colbert.

  • @carmens7752
    @carmens7752 5 лет назад +2

    Omg ! Haven't laughed so much in years 😂🤣😂

  • @kinkong1961
    @kinkong1961 5 лет назад +1

    Stephen is on Fire Tonight go boy go .

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool 5 лет назад +159

    Stephen King called. He said he didn’t appreciate your comparing him to a certain swamp monster

    • @Inamichan
      @Inamichan 5 лет назад

      dafttool 😂😂😂

    • @jcdc1824
      @jcdc1824 5 лет назад +3

      Apparently when Stephen King called, even HE was noticeably scared!

  • @pandorasnow
    @pandorasnow 5 лет назад +73

    and i thought bush was an embarassment... lol

    • @ypdd91
      @ypdd91 5 лет назад

      Sigh

    • @jcdc1824
      @jcdc1824 5 лет назад +1

      He was yeah, but we'd prolly take him back in a flash right now.....Nah.

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 5 лет назад

      ZombieLove bush was a good president!

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 5 лет назад

      Steve Barclay #learnthedefinition

  • @hendelar
    @hendelar 5 лет назад +4

    If only OJ had Rudy.
    If only the Executive Branch had Brutus.

  • @supersonico9364
    @supersonico9364 5 лет назад +7

    Rudy is like the worst lawyer ever! But he's funny he will make people laugh in prison.

  • @whaasgoodwitchya
    @whaasgoodwitchya 5 лет назад +38

    Yes the horror story we live in: “Russia’s attempt to overtake Democracy through the White House.” I honestly never thought this would be part of my lifetime!!

  • @hoofhearted7445
    @hoofhearted7445 5 лет назад +184

    With all Rudi's shady mob money you think he could afford some new teeth. His are extremely worn out from years of lying through them.

    • @alexissutton768
      @alexissutton768 5 лет назад +1

      Ring bearer

    • @snatchadams69
      @snatchadams69 5 лет назад +6

      Lies erode everything...

    • @stacia6714
      @stacia6714 5 лет назад +1

      🤣😂🤣😬

    • @mikebott6940
      @mikebott6940 5 лет назад +3

      This comment just cost me a mouthful of coffee.

    • @freema9246
      @freema9246 5 лет назад +4

      When you live in alternate reality you think you look AMAYZING!

  • @gregm8871
    @gregm8871 5 лет назад +1

    Goddamn! Jokes on FIRE tonight. Thanks gang

  • @mitchelldrake6069
    @mitchelldrake6069 5 лет назад +3

    Oh my god, he even does that quick-talking thing that scam artists do to fly past important or questionable details and sound confident.

  • @deedeegreen8338
    @deedeegreen8338 5 лет назад +213

    If there are plans to remake Dumb And Dumber, well, look no further than Trump and Giuliani. Perfect casting.

    • @kaymina4902
      @kaymina4902 5 лет назад +3

      deedee green 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @QRSC-fh2ob
      @QRSC-fh2ob 5 лет назад +4

      "I'm a very stable genius."-Donal Trump

    • @peterwc4159
      @peterwc4159 5 лет назад +5

      I think we're all watching that real-life sequel now.

    • @thomasfletcher1971
      @thomasfletcher1971 5 лет назад

      deedee green. Double D's ?

    • @waynehenson1094
      @waynehenson1094 5 лет назад +3

      LOL......LOL......LOL

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 5 лет назад +1062

    Oh, Giuliani, good god. 🤦 Let me just point out, 74 is old enough to retire.

    • @berke2336
      @berke2336 5 лет назад +41

      so is 72 - you know, Trumpy boy's age

    • @benjaminbierley2074
      @benjaminbierley2074 5 лет назад +24

      Even his old firm is distancing itself from him cause they see him going off the deep end.

    • @Ohne_Silikone
      @Ohne_Silikone 5 лет назад +71

      No, no, let the man stay. He is doing a fantastic job.

    • @azae00Vids
      @azae00Vids 5 лет назад +13

      yeah but you have to admit it does give us all a laugh .. freakin priceless.. I mean WOW.. ROFL

    • @tubularap
      @tubularap 5 лет назад +11

      Poor Ghouliani, who should be sitting somewhere quiet, playing bridge, or having his toe-nails manicured. Something like that, and a friendly tap on the head by a nurse, when he goes off on one of his madcap mumbling-streaks. Maybe a pill to sedate the poor fellow.

  • @lesleyleith4440
    @lesleyleith4440 4 года назад +1

    The carpet is as gelled as the drapes.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💕💕💕💕💕💕

  • @ghrg
    @ghrg 5 лет назад +5

    “He’s the Stephen King of the horror story we live in” 😂

  • @blackimblackim3594
    @blackimblackim3594 5 лет назад +82

    😂😂Stephen Colbert is too funny....

  • @benm5221
    @benm5221 5 лет назад +237

    The current state of political debate in America:
    "Treason is no longer a crime."
    "Yes, it is."

    • @kayrosis5523
      @kayrosis5523 5 лет назад +62

      "No, Treason isn't a crime because our guy did it."
      ""So you admit he committed treason?"
      ""Ok, I'm done with these mean questions, that's so unfair. I'm leaving"

    • @the_Giovanni_Jian
      @the_Giovanni_Jian 5 лет назад +25

      'wait, we got coffee latte', 'ok I am staying'

    • @joeh952
      @joeh952 4 года назад +1

      It’s not treason. Trump has committed several crimes but not treason. Treason is assisting an enemy during wartime.

    • @TheRealYTIAN
      @TheRealYTIAN 4 года назад +2

      Syria!

    • @Nalianna
      @Nalianna 4 года назад

      @@kayrosis5523 mean questions? Sounds like Devin Nunes.

  • @alarcon99
    @alarcon99 4 года назад +1

    And this, children, is what we call “foreshadowing”🤣😞

  • @edgarvalencia9639
    @edgarvalencia9639 5 лет назад +2

    That letter Jwow n snookie🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @wolframstahl1263
    @wolframstahl1263 5 лет назад +816

    That's like saying:
    "Yes, I helped the Russians interfere in the election, but helping people is not a crime!"

    • @jasonrodenbeck5064
      @jasonrodenbeck5064 5 лет назад +11

      That is perfect^^^!!

    • @janinaleedelrio
      @janinaleedelrio 5 лет назад +1

      Wolfram Stahl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joyreed3925
      @joyreed3925 5 лет назад

      Wolfram Stahl ...😂😂😂👌.

    • @44slack
      @44slack 5 лет назад +1

      Wolfram Stahl thanks for the analogy. I gonna use it.

    • @wolframstahl1263
      @wolframstahl1263 5 лет назад +25

      44slack, that's exactly why I keep posting things like that rather regularly. Please do use it!
      If you want some variation, I'll give you the bank robbery version too:
      "Yes, I drove the getaway car for the bank robbery, but is driving a crime?"

  • @pennclick
    @pennclick 5 лет назад +1304

    Honestly, Rudy Giuliani's just doing Mueller's work for him, keep it up Rudy!

    • @uweschroeder
      @uweschroeder 5 лет назад +57

      Mueller should send him a starbucks gift card or something...

    • @kuldas9299
      @kuldas9299 5 лет назад +19

      I heard it was unprotected sex with goats.

    • @JohnJohnson-dc9yv
      @JohnJohnson-dc9yv 5 лет назад +21

      I also heard those goats were underage. WHERES THE PROOF THAT YOU DIDNT, RUDY?!

    • @dannykumite
      @dannykumite 5 лет назад +40

      Rudy is a genius. He convinced Trump he's on his side, but doing everything to hurt Trump, because Trump didn't give him a cabinet position.

    • @datamasked623
      @datamasked623 5 лет назад +37

      This is the most tragic display of bumbling nincompoopery I’ve ever seen. America has been taken over by morons.

  • @lulusmith7484
    @lulusmith7484 5 лет назад +1

    Thank you....omg...don't stop cuz this is the only way I can get thru the day/night........

  • @acerbicatheist2893
    @acerbicatheist2893 2 года назад +2

    Oh Jesus...has it REALLY been that long??!!
    📺🤔😨

  • @DrWoodyII
    @DrWoodyII 5 лет назад +33

    Does anyone remember when sanity was a real thing?

    • @cirrustate8674
      @cirrustate8674 5 лет назад +6

      Pepperidge Farm remembers.

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 5 лет назад +2

      Cirrus Tate Damm! You beat me to it.

    • @b.parker1740
      @b.parker1740 5 лет назад +1

      Kind of. But ever since Fox debuted and 9/11 happened, there's kind of been this insanity-lite thing in the country. Like how the Dixie Chicks got death threats just because they didn't support war in the Middle East, or how paranoid Christian groups were out trying to convince gullible parents into believing that Pokemon was Satanic witchcraft and Spongebob was the homosexual Anti-Christ, or the Obama-era of chalkboard commentators trying to tie the Democratic Party, ACORN, and Solyndra to George Soros's Weather Underground, Saul Alinsky-inspired, Black Nationalist, *insert other conservative buzzword here* plot to destroy the world and it's traditional values. At least Stewart and Colbert were around back then to call a lot of it out.

    • @cirrustate8674
      @cirrustate8674 5 лет назад

      Bruce Parker, Christian groups were trying to convince people that Dungeons and Dragons was satanic back in the late 70s, so that kind of thing isn't new, isn't since 9/11.

    • @b.parker1740
      @b.parker1740 5 лет назад

      You aren't wrong; Christian groups have been trying to fearmonger for decades on a number of subjects, but it feels like they really got amplified after 9/11 and the rise of right wing media. Like, as 9/11 was still fresh in the minds of Americans, there were "Christians" in the media speculating on how the gays, pagans, and gypsies were the true cause of the attack and eventually how Katrina was God getting back at the growingly liberal U.S. Plus, "family group" leaders did often get good airspace from O'Reilly and co. (like with the "Spongebob is gay propaganda" thing).

  • @anooph123
    @anooph123 5 лет назад +86

    At this rate, Giuliani is going to need a lawyer soon... very soon.

    • @pauldupont1821
      @pauldupont1821 5 лет назад +7

      anooph123 "If your lawyer needs a lawyer - you need a lawyer" (Steve Colbert talking about Cohen a few months ago)

  • @BarryWaterlow
    @BarryWaterlow 5 лет назад +3

    Article 3 of the US Constitution states that, "Treason against the United States, shall consist only in ... adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort."

  • @colleen3107
    @colleen3107 5 лет назад +23

    Giuliani's pause and then response at 12:59 when asked why he is bringing it up when no one has asked if the President was there is just precious. Then when he says it had been leaked but not public yet, well yes it's public, you're talking about it on TV. 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @MsMary957
    @MsMary957 5 лет назад +158

    Let's hope Trump doesn't fire Giuliani because he's a treasure trove of more information for Mueller. Who knew?

    • @Inamichan
      @Inamichan 5 лет назад +9

      I agree! KEEP GOING!

    • @yanncourtel8538
      @yanncourtel8538 5 лет назад +3

      he's like a magnified troll. Tried to make you shut up about it by bringing up facts that look even more shady thus invalidate the rest of the debate. So funny listening him talk.

    • @MsMary957
      @MsMary957 5 лет назад +1

      Yann Courtel I had the thought when he was first hired and started shooting off his mouth that maybe he was crazy like a fox. That this was his way to get revenge for the way Trump treated him before. Then I thought "naaah" 😏

    • @ampleoloruntogbe1434
      @ampleoloruntogbe1434 4 года назад

      Well, what do you know? 😂 it’s Rudy’s time.

    • @ampleoloruntogbe1434
      @ampleoloruntogbe1434 4 года назад

      Well, what do you know? 😂 it’s Rudy’s time.

  • @MarcF.Nielssen
    @MarcF.Nielssen 5 лет назад +24

    Before:
    "There was NO collusion! WITCH HUNT!"
    Now: "Collusion is not a crime!"
    Next: "Crimes are not illegal."

  • @songweaver6076
    @songweaver6076 5 лет назад +3

    RELEASE THE TAPES! lol

  • @MsTBell
    @MsTBell 5 лет назад +2

    Watching this again. I feel so silly. We were so innocent back then. So many many many scandles ago.

  • @whiteraven1992
    @whiteraven1992 5 лет назад +194

    Next up in line for Trump's defense?...
    "Treason isn't a crime!"

    • @whiteraven1992
      @whiteraven1992 5 лет назад +2

      You, sir, are reading way too much in-between the lines of my post.
      Condescending me with the belief I don't already know what treason means does not help your case. You're also sorely underestimating the stupidity of Trump administration officials and of the clown-in-chief himself.

    • @helenbobo1948
      @helenbobo1948 5 лет назад +2

      Lon Denard It wasn't A meeting. It was meetings by Trump's campaign all throughout. Lots of them. And the "stable genius" who surrounds himself with the best ppl knew nothing about any of it? He was oblivious too everything? Come on, man!

    • @chopses8391
      @chopses8391 5 лет назад +2

      he is using the constitution's definition of treason. so by his definition every confederate soldier, general, politician or citizen committed treason. by other definitions of treason, like the rest of the world's definition, yes it was treason, an act of betraying something or someone.

    • @whiteraven1992
      @whiteraven1992 5 лет назад +2

      ^And Russia isn't an ally. The Trump administration has been cooperating with an _enemy,_ thus treason.

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 5 лет назад +119

    This monologue is the longest I've seen

  • @giacomopeters9988
    @giacomopeters9988 5 лет назад

    "Since when are crimes illegal?" That will more than likely be on Fox soon!

  • @warrensmith8161
    @warrensmith8161 5 лет назад +6

    I keep asking myself "Where's Freddy? Why hasn't he killed me yet?"

  • @cpt0118
    @cpt0118 5 лет назад +54

    Liars always stumble on their lies! This is incredible, for sure a screenwriter must be making a comedy with a tragic ending: impeachment!

  • @devmo03
    @devmo03 5 лет назад +134

    Rudy Giuliani doesn’t know a lot of things, so I’m not surprised.

    • @JuanMPalacio
      @JuanMPalacio 5 лет назад +1

      Devin Morton I’m wondering if Giuliani is that bad of a lawyer or if he’s lying up a “well he did do X, but at least he didn’t do Y” only to be told “...Giuliani, Y actually did happen!”
      But why leave him uninformed of anything. As Trump’s lawyer he wouldn’t be allowed to testify it.

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 5 лет назад

      Devin Morton one of the best mayors ever!

  • @apostate
    @apostate 5 лет назад +6

    I can't even laugh at Trump anymore it just sickens me.

  • @siminzare1
    @siminzare1 5 лет назад +4

    I have a feeling that Rudy is getting his revenge for not getting a position in the administration. 😂