Trump's Legal Team Insists That "Abuse Of Power" Is Not Impeachable
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- Опубликовано: 19 янв 2020
- President Trump's lawyers hit the Sunday political shows to push the idea that there should be no impeachment trial because the abuses of power Donald Trump is accused of are not technically crimes. #Monologue #Impeachment #Comedy
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Acquitted or not, lets have a big turn out and vote!! don’t stay home, VOTE!!
Josiah Archangel I’m afraid he’ll not leave the White House, the Orange Utan.
Hans van Dijk oh totally. I’ve been saying that. If he’s voted out, he’ll claim widespread voter fraud, or that who knows what country “interfered.” Then he’ll call on his crazy white supremacist supports to bring their guns and stand in front of the White House to “defend” him. Scary times. Or maybe he’ll try to pull a Putin and change the rules for term limits.
Even acquitted, Impeachment remains.
Yes, I plan to vote for President Trump. Everyone has a choice.
@@jamesm2359 I'm still expecting that Russia will purposely be caught doing something in the Democrat's favour so Trump can say the results were fraudulent and try to hold power.
Next up in the defense arguments:
*"What's so illegal about committing crimes?"*
😂😂 I laughed way too hard from this
Q SAID WE MUST PROTEST THESE ATTACKS ON OUR PRESIDENT BY
IMPREGNATING OUR SISTERS AND LIGHTING OURSELVES ON FIRE MAGA
Well, we had Giuliani with "truth isn't truth." After that, nothing surprises me.
You mean like letting our people be tortured to death in Benghazi or wiping clean all your emails or shaking down the world for the Clinton foundation?
@@jtm0071 Sorry, troll: try again.
"Don't raise your hand...it may be dangerous", spoken like a true dictator.
It actually sounded like he was concerned there might be a fight
@@smallbeanmusic2187 Yeah, it was like saying "Any Redskins fans in here?" in a Dallas convention. Don't raise your hand, it might be dangerous...
It's still a very revealing thing to say. Because it says that he thinks (and maybe expects) people to physically fight for him, and not even over important issues, just over "hey, that guy doesn't think the president did a great job on farming policy. let's fuck him up." It's fully in line with a lot of things he has said, where he doesn't directly encourage violence, but implies that there might be if A happens or B doesn't happen. And then when A happens and there is violence, he's like: I didn't say to do it. I just said there would be...
QemeH
He "conveniently" leaves his name off everything.... except buildings.
"It's not about crimes. It's about cleansing the office "
Lindsay Graham
December 1998
Bill Pool: This was Graham’s reasonable seeming explanation for why you, in approximately his words, “didn’t even have to have committed a crime to be impeached...because impeachment is not about punishment, it’s about cleansing the office.”
Of course, he meant if you are a Democrat. His position on impeaching a Republican president is something like, nope.
well... in this case, it's also about actual crime though..
@themetal you need more thumbs up for this comment! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Awwww, those were the good old days!
Donnie has not only abused his power, but also many women, the English language and the laws of nature!
Good one
You said it all...
And golf.
Opus 313 and BBC McDonalds
And the self-tanner...
This is how many times Stephen Colbert has roasted Trump
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This is how many times that comment has been used
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@@australien6611 I've used this comment a lot more than one time😂
@elissa f -- Rudeness also adds nothing of value.
"Don't raise your hand, it may be dangerous"
This is what someone who is completely innocent of abuse of power sounds like. Yep.
Idiots.
That was my first reaction::blink, blink::😐
Dictator
He just admitted that his die hard supporters cant be trusted to use their big boi words.
And just like when you’re a kid if you cross your fingers behind your back you can’t tell the truth!
He's so obsessed with approval. WHY ISN'T HE OBSESSED WITH IMPROVING OUR NATION?
Ha. That isn't why he took part in that 'popularity contest' in 2016.
because he doesn't care about anything or anyone if he doesn't personally benefit
Mel The Mom but he could. He’d get genuine positive press and adoration for things he actually did right, and that’s some serious ego stroking he wouldn’t need a rally for.
@@Chunkboi that would take too much work, and he's way too ego driven, and has been surrounded by sycophants for far too long...plus he wants the adoration he gets at rallies
He never cared
Harvard should be ashamed of itself for having Alan Dershowitz on its faculty roster.
And a thousand more thumbs up to you sir.
An Hw I think Dershowitz time is limited at Harvard..
@@jd7089 especially as the Epstein investigation continues...
He will be gone as soon as his Epstein ties come to light
It's amazing how so many people who come from these big colleges turn out to be disgusting piles of shit.
I don't think they'd be singing the same tune if Obama " abused his power"
They would've happily impeached him for not being white, if they thought there was enough support for it.
The GOP would have lit the country on fire the moment they caught any wind of him cheating on his wife with a pornstar.
They'd rather have a power-abusing white man than any sort of black man in office, and that's just plain psychotic.
The old "both sides do it" argument - except both sides DO NOT do it.
strikeslifer
Things were bad enough when he selected a Portuguese Water Dog.
"Things happen" is also what a mobster's hired goon would say to a local business owner when trying to extort protection money.
" Hey, I would never kill a man. But accidents happen. "
Yes, indeed. Very similar to "Life is full of accidents....and sometimes they can even be arranged."
Looking at that close up of McConnell, you can clearly see his circumcision scar,.... just above his tie....
whoa
Abuse of power is not a crime, war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength.
"Truth is not the truth." - Ghouliani
🙄....🤔....😂😂😂
Abuse is legal
Truth is not truth
Batman V Superman is a good movie
Kill la kill vibes love It
Putin and Kim Jong-un are Americas best friends.
"A lie cannot live forever!" --Dr. Martin Luther King Jr
Trump and his party: Hold my beer!
Kevin: Very true The lie in the White House will experience political death in November.
@@hopeemch8511 hopefully... Trumpanzee in full devotion, and I get the feeling that some ppl wants a certain candidate to win or they won't go out to vote. This ppl would rather see this country burn.
Kevin..
It only takes a minute to tell the truth....
It takes a lifetime
to tell a lie.
@@lrllrlrr5089 some are apparently recruiting their children to carry on that legacy...
You know someone is perfect to work for trump when you have a video of them debunking their own argument. Classic trump.
@Mr V fuck off, nazi
“It may be dangerous.”
This is scary 😧
Anton Derbes proves what he is - a vindictive punitive sick in the mind old man. Not worthy of a leadership position.
It sounds like something a homicidal maniac would say: "Don't raise your hands or I will make sure it's the last thing you do!"
"Who are the 17%?" Any normal leader would want to win those people over. Nuh-uh, not this psychopath. For him, anyone who doesn't support him just gets threatened. Charming.
I think the farmers were there by force. Come... get help saving the family farm. So 17% had to show up. They didn't show their faces did they?
Nope. Not Trump. Anyone who crosses or criticizes him is the enemy! No mystery to why President Z said he felt no pressure from Trump; he has a country of people he's trying to keep alive and needs our help, if he were to tell the truth, Trump would cut them off! President Z isn't stupid, he knows exactly who Trump is; a transactional, vindictive, apathetic, reckless, hateful, and wholly insecure little man who's ego is incredibly fragile. No way would he ever say he felt pressured, but we can see.thatbwas the case by his actions. If he didn't feel pressured to make that announcement on CNN, he wouldn't have immediately cancelled it the moment he found out Trump got busted and released the aid. That's all you need to know.
Cult followers
That's why he'll lose
Fake numbers. He can make up percentages of any amount to make himself important and loved by the American people. He's delusional.
“Arguing with a Trumper is like playing chess with a pigeon. They knock over the pieces, shit on the board, then strut around like they won.”
-Anomonish (I'm still looking into the joke's oranges.)
Hope Trump brings you enough attention
looks like one just walked all over your comment ;)
Suzy Q I like that analogy so much I borrowed it! I didn't remember it exactly right. Hope you don't mind!
@@placeofwarship5641 👌👈👍
Suzy Q BWAAAHAHAAA ! Best analogy ever
This has been the longest 3 years in American history!
Their distorted time bubble has grown to encompass the entire planet at this point.
Another 5 to go! LOL
I know what you mean but I'm pretty sure the great depression was worse ;)
Scott Wallace you think Trump’s criminal trials will last that long after he’s voted out of office?
Omg yes!!!
Can we petition Colbert and the Late Show crew be added to the prosecution’s team? Would be hilarious at least
Holy Frick!!!! Every time I hear donald trump do the trump talk I feel my insides wanting to spontaneously combust! Ugh that thing is disgusting.
That's a good description 😃 him sitting there staring at that map on the table tops the lot, It was hard to watch
@Drake9Draconiangar No. It's definitely the hypocritical republicans that makes me sick. A party that follows "news" from publications that register as "entertainment" so they don't have to held accountable for lies and misinformation. A party that blindly repeats we're #1, then omits the reasons why. A party so far right that they call their own past policies socialist, and would hate Jesus of Nazareth if he was around today.
0:40 PLEASE stop treating her as a victim, it was her choice to marry that monster.
Jhon Shephard tru to get a green card,wealth and secure her family’s entry into the states. She’s not a victim but she does have the good sense and curtesy to stay out of everything
Wait...what if she’s the whistleblower?
I think she has zero issues with how horrible he is, he wasn’t any different when she married him. She just doesn’t like how the negative scrutiny he gets also reflects onto her. She just wanted some rich guy shady enough to arrange a green card for her & her family & unhealthy enough to have a heart attack sooner rather than later.
I hardly laughed at all this time for some unknown reason when watching this clip. I was too mad at trump, Mitch McConnell, etc and or anxious.
We want T shirts that say “impeachment is forever”
That should be the name of one Ivanka's made in China colognes.
You would look good in one that says I'm an idiot & a cheap lay
@@Chrisc-ro8kv could she borrow that one from your closet, mr smartypants? 🤨
Chrisc2000 seems like you already have one
Colbert should do Donny ring tones.
Could you do me a favor tho' !!!???
Would be funny if they could keep the phones in trial.
Maybe he should do the phone call transcript for the trial.
Why would she want a shirt that said Chrisc2000 is an idiot and cheap lay ?
"The honorable Donald J. Trump." Now there's an oxymoron if I ever saw one.
GamePapa
Indeed. Not a single thing honorable about that “man.”
"The J stands for Genius!" - t'rump
GamePapa Good one! 👏
He really puts the "moron" in "oxymoron"
Said the sheep
I don’t even have to stop to think where I was when Trump was inaugurated.
I was home crying.
In Canada, we were smacking our heads on the furniture, moaning "Why?! Why?! Why!?"
I wuz laffn.....
Were you laughing-crying because of the absurdity of it all or crying-crying because Trump actually won the damn thing?
So was I. And after three torturous years, I still am 😭
Full Metal Onslaught Hell both! And drowning my sorrows in lots of wine and Jameson’s whiskey 🥃
I love how Jon Batiste plays part of giants steps for the punchline at 1:00 for that Melania joke.. So much talent on this show front and back
He always has the perfect music rederences! It's an Easter egg or two every night for music fans
"I am innocent of all charges..." The plea of a wretched CON who golfs more then the PGA.
“Things happen, people do things...” WTF!
“Things happen.”
This is what the Republican’s defense of Trump has been reduced to...
As previewed by Mulvaney's, "We do it all the time. Get over it."
I mean, it's not even a matter of evidence at this point.
spudnic88
That must be like Trump and McConnell’s entire lives.
Pretty much a _shit happens_ legacy.
@Mats K When you have TDS, you hear what you want to hear.
I watched Trump's inauguration, from my hospital bed, in a nursing home, while rehabbing/recovering from major surgery. It set me back a ways, but I made it.
i really don't know how you guys do all of this ,but i admire your talents, my respect. Good job !!! Colbert team
Trump talking about 'spoiled brats' is rich... being one himself and having spawned additional ones..
Yeeepppp... that line was pure projection. "Anyone else hate their awful kids? No? Just me?"
Imagine talking about your own kids like that on international TV
Cendaquenta Books Good thing Fred Trump is already dead.
”Who else hates their awful kids? Dad, sit down!”
Not like he was a successful businessman before he took office..
Per Ekholm 😂😂😂
I have a dream. Less than a year to go.
Let's hope. And vote.
We can make it, come on guys!!🤞
Just add 4 years to that and try not to hold your breath
"I think we all remember where we were, when we weren't there..."
Prosecutor: Did you kill the USA in the middle of 5th Avenue?
Dump: Welp, things happen.
Why is t'rump's legal team straying from the "the call was PERFECT!" argument? I mean, that's pretty solid, right? 🤔😆😅
READ THE TRANSCRIPT! You know, the transcript that was edited by the white house, the one that clearly states a quid pro quo. READ IT
@@MrMaxxwellsHouse haha! What's even worse is that phone call was just a PR stunt according to Sondland's testimony. It was *supposed* to be perfect, since Trump's lackey's were already in coordination within Ukraine, but as with everything, Trump f**ked it up.
10:00
Trump yesterday: "The failing Wall Street Journal is Fake News!"
Trump today: "The Wall Street Journal says 83% approve of me!!!"
Trump tomorrow: "The failing Wall Street Journal is Fake News!"
anything that disapproves of him is fake, apparently.
Wasn't 83% the figure Barney Stinson always used when he'd made up fake statistics?
@@Coastfog never watched that show, but sure, why not?
The irony is that WSJ didn't conduct that poll yet Trump is giving them credit for it. I also wouldn't put much stock in Farm Journal's poll that only gets a little over 1000 farmers to participate.
Of course they approve, they got $28 billion in a socialist redistribution of taxpayer dollars .... and _they,_ like all Trump supporters, hate socialists and socialism
"A lie can run around the world while the truth puts its boots on." Lord deWord, The Truth -- Sir Terry Pratchett
Is that the correct attribution?
Great use of the Discworld quote
Great quote good sir
Long live Sir Terry. Lord Vetinari, Commander Vimes, we miss you.
No.
“A lie will go round the world while truth is pulling its boots on.”
C. H. Spurgeon, Gems from Spurgeon (1859).
An earlier version appears in the Portland (Me.) Gazette, Sept. 5, 1820: “Falsehood will fly from Maine to Georgia, while truth is pulling her boots on.”
Still earlier, Jonathan Swift wrote in The Examiner, Nov. 9, 1710: “Falsehood flies, and the truth comes limping after it.”
So...Swift, anyone? Would anyone else like to stand on the shoulders of Swift and...maybe say something cool? While knowing whose shoulders you stand on?
Yeah, "don't raise your hand, there's a drone just waiting to see who raises their hands."
And according to Dershowitz, murder isn't a crime when it's done by an ex football running back named OJ.
IMPEACH AND CONVICT TRUMP
I actually didn't know how reprehensible Alan Deshowitz is until this video.
Believe me, he's reprehensible.
Dems should just play previous statements by Graham, Dershowitz and Starr as the prosecution.
They do not even have to do that. They can just make a statement, say it was not theirs. Then say who it was. It is totally a missed opportunity to embarrass Trump and his defenders even further.
Yep that's exactly what they did!
NYC'S DERSHOWITZ IS AN EXAMPLE OF A MAN WITH NO SHAME WHATSOEVER.
Derpowitz
98% of Republican Party also... NO SHAME for their outright corruption and spinelessness...
Yeah stained soul stained underwear, he's one ugly little man the Dirtz.
Dershowitz is arguing that cheating in the election and trying to undermine our democratic system is perfectly fine.
He’s a flaming turd.
Sometime in the future a documentary will be made of the trump presidency, it will be titled:
"The Big Fat Lie That Came Down The Escalator -and the creeps who defended it"
camelshit LMAOOOO
Civil War 2: Civil Stupidity
Hopefully those "creeps" will soon be going down a very very long Escalator to hell...or be voted out and live forever in the "hall of shame"!
There will be MANY documentaries made about this horrific time...........
Evil is more powerful than good in the last days. So yea, evil has evil minions. Satan rules this earth.
USA politics feel like a Sasha Baron Cohen masterpiece.
Very well put.
Except that there is nothing funny about it.
Idiocracy became reality. May as well start feeding the crops powerade.
Except Without the Laughs at the End
Electrolytes, its what plants crave...
Mitch McConnell looks like Mason Verger after being attacked by Hannibal Lecter.
Yes!!🤣
#OhSnap.
Don't forget to vote! 🇺🇸
Agreed.
#BlueTsunami
Harry...
Because of the outdated electoral college system, it's up to the independent voters in a few key swing states.
I love these Don and the Giant Impeach clips 🤣🤣
That “Frankenstein noticing fire” line killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"And crowd favourite McConnell"
I'm not sure whether some floor guy asked the audience to boo or Stephen just created the line spontaneously.
I was wondering the same thing!🤣🤣🤣
Yup. To me Stephen changed it matching the mood in the room
That's the skill of someone who has been doing improv for more than 20 years.
B F
And it doesn't change how funny it was.
Impeachment isn't an affront to the constitution because impeachment is a part of the constitution.
"The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors."
- US Constitution Article 2, Section 4
Anyone who says impeachment is an affront to the constitution either hasn't read the constitution and/or doesn't like dear leader Trump being held accountable.
DeadlyMargiKarp223 Nailed It and I thank you sincerely!!
DeadlyMargiKarp223 Nailed It and I thank you sincerely!!
Trump dictated that himself, while his legal team mourned the end of their careers.
But bullet pen peolsi said he is impeached for ever
@@intomusic7074 he is. Now whether he is removed from office is yet to be seen. But the impeachment cannot be removed from record. Just as the other 3 presidents before him, Trump will always be a president who was impeached during his presidency
I'm from Tennessee and talk to a lot of Texans. They hate this clown.
Can confirm, am Texan
Can confirm from San Antonio.
Everybody hates him. His base is imaginary.
@@busoptr -- No, sadly, they're not. They're a minority, but a large enough minority that they put Trump into office. They MUST be out-voted.
Some of my in-laws love Dear Leader and will always love him till the end of days.... with the same fervor that they hated Obama....
“If the hair piece doesn’t fit... you must acquit”
impressive.
Chilling at the bar here in Texas laughing my butt off! Love ya man! You're the only show host that can make me laugh this hard! I SO want a ticket to your show! Pretty sure ass kissing merits a free tick, right? Also, that part where Trump read the poll, I was all "oh sh*t! He can read!"
"Alternative facts", "Truth isn't truth." "Abuse of power is not a crime." ""What you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening." --- Welcome to 1984, America.
When do you think the book burnings escalate? You know they probably happen in America already.
Stop with these slanders !!! Trump has done nothing wrong, quite the contrary. He dedicated his life to protect our great nation. He became our guardian, the shield that protects the innocent. He doesn't do it for a crown, he doesn't do it for glory, no. He does it out of love for his country. A true patriot. What a humble man he is. And you? What are you doing? You accuse him of things he never did without the slightest evidence. If only you could see the thruth.
BrickDeBrick 21 lol
@@brickdebrick2167 man you Russian bots used to be so covert and smooth with your subterfuge operations. What happened? Did Putin cut your fundings again?
Didn't we leave that party 36 years ago?
So basically this is arguing that this particular example of unethical conduct is so unprecedented that nobody can come up with the correct label for it, and therefore we should let it slide
Not just let it slide, they want this to be the new norm. Their raising their kids with this telling them its normal.
Welcome to the world, as according to the Republican Party. No need for honesty, decency, or common sense, you don't need those things, just a cult-like obedience for the Orange Overlord.
This is like that Eddie Izzard bit where he says something like "You kill 20 people, you're a bad person. You kill 20,000 people and we almost have to give you a medal, it's such an absurd number!"
That's what they're trying to do with Trump's abuse of power. It's such an absurdly massive example of it, that they can't defend it and don't know what else to do with it other than applaud the balls (or stupidity) of whoever is capable of it.
@@OriginalCreatorSama That's exactly what I think!!
No it's like there wasn't any unethical conduct because you can't tell people what it was.
"power corrupts, is donald trump corrupt? absolutely."
For the record, junk dunking in someone's coffee is a crime.
Look at who Trump’s lawyers are and who their past clients were!
Yea trump will win again
Also look at how many of those previous lawyers are now in jail for the things they did for him. 😬
Trump: "Committing crimes isn't a crime."
Correction: It isn't criminal if Donald Trump does it.
No but If it was Obama it would have been
I think I remember hearing something like this in that Orwell story ANIMAL FARM.
It’s been his mantra since he first entered the public spotlight.
"War is peace
Slavery is freedom"
"Give me Law AND Order, but without that lady cop who hunts down nasty guys like me"..........
_"Vengeful Zombies"_ 3:48
Easily the most poignant and perfectly descriptive term for the GOP today.
Exactly how many farmers are wealthy enough to be affected by the Estate Tax?
His supporters are so devouted, and so uninformed...
@Tragoudistros.MPH, I know, the Corporate Farmers are the only ones with income this year. The REAL family farmers have been screwed over so badly by this abomination, the percentage is much more than 17%.
Did anyone else notice that neither of the sounds that came from his word hole got ANY applause from his captives?
That's because they are Ignorant!! & Hero Worshipers!! They see an "Actor/Con Man" as a hero.
@@maggierezac5820 Yet, farming states elected him - hope they have enough sense to rethink that vote.
@@sharonmullins1957 IKR I live in bloody red South Dakota, circa Sen John "Lurch" Thune & company!
'nuff said? I have given up hope for lent.
Depends what the assessed tax value of the farm is. Noting that if the farm has remained in the family since initial settlement, there is no actual sale price to base taxation on. A really bad approach is to assess the value as an arbitrary multiple of the farm dept.
“Things happen.” If it wasn’t so sad, it would be funny.
I'm in Nothern Europe, just refreshed youtube and glad to see this video on it's way up, internet is really slow, I don't think anyone here understand what's going on across the Atlantic, I've listened to an audiobook of the fall of Constantinople, really helped to put a perspective on things.
Stephen, what an amazing band you have in your show!
The 'Framer's worst nightmare' was having Donnie's picture framed in the Oval Office at all.
Very good.
The farmers had it tough, Trump said he wanted to see hands of the 17%.. the whole room should've walked out. A guy with a big cowboy hat saying "Hold my Udder" as they left hahaha.
The bastard's mug will forever shame the WH hallway.
It'll be taken down and burned.
New Message This comment deserves more likes!
Dershowitz: “If my fake legal argument doesn’t fit, you must acquit.” 😳
The Dream Team 👐🧤
Dershowitz title at Harvard should be changec from Professor Emeritus to Professor Ignominius
@Rocket Missile you lose just by using the word libtard. Do you not have any intelligence??🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
@@thetruthisoutthere5230 childish insults are the best arguments of these people, don't bother
Perv pervs the constitution too!!!
"The most powerful man in the world"....give me a break.
(insert creepy Vladimir's smile and beady little eyes)
It's not a compliment, it's just a statement of fact. He is the President of the United States, that office holds a tremendous amount of power and influence and commands the greatest military in the world. Though in fairness, he's so inept that he's incapable of utilizing that power properly, so I guess he has the potential to be the most powerful person in the world, but he could never actually wield it.
Smileyrie James no not just Americans think that. The important part of it though is how dangerous he is
What's he bench? 45 pounds on a good day?
World's most bloviated draft dodging loan defaulting trust fund brat of a slum lord, is a more accurate description.
I left out the part about what he want to do to his daughter because there's enough ammo to kill him without stooping as low as that for another round.
@Smileyrie James danger IS power
How do these people do a complete U-TURN. Don’t they have any ethics at all let alone memory of how their mouth “speakath!”
The three stooges have more common sense and dignity than Trump's team of "legal" goons.
"Do you swear to uphold the constitution".
"No, because I'm smart"
Impeachment is really just a slap on the hand; for his treasonous acts he needs to be removed!
When your defense is basically "shit happens"...
Just when you thought he couldn’t get any more embarrassing he opens his mouth and......
That farm speech was frighteningly demented .
@@mizzury54 and as egotistical as that one a while back where he was campaigning for some other repub (can't remember which one) by saying something like "you've got to vote for him, you can't let ME lose." and sobbing at the idea.
I thought when he said the Chinese were paying hundreds of millions on the tariffs was excellent. And his minders all nodded!
it's seriously cringe-worthy to watch...
I just wanna disappear under my desk because I am so embarrassed for him... but then I say NO I am not, I wanna let him embarrass himself, so that the last dumb ass can finally see it...
"Who the hell are the 17%?" ("So I can destroy them and their farm and everything, just in order to make America great again".... This is the president the republicans love....
Insisting that a crime isn't a crime doesn't make it a not crime.
Dershowitz also defended Leona Helmsley on tax evasion charges. It looks like Donnie is making a long term investment here.
Unfortunately, pretty much nobody reading youtube comments knows who Leona Helmsley is.
"Frankenstein noticing fire" has killed me. I am killed. 💀💀💀
The way he mocks Melania LOL
Greatest country, my foot. We’re going to hell in a hand basket!!
I have not laughed as hard as this until Colbert called Moscow Mitch a 'crowd favourite' - God that was funny!
Shout to the band playing "We Shall Overcome" and the double bass!!
Wow I just heard Alan Dershowitz speak, what a narcissist. He thinks everyone's opinion will change once he speaks on the Senate floor
I need the full recording of “we shall overcome” at the end! Whew. That was killin.
"Jared, just in case, gas up the Bronco." LOL
Stephen Colbert = King of late night RUclips!
"Things happen"
Yeah, like impeachment. Whoops! Oh well.
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11:39 l swear to god with this guy......It’s like someone summoned the evil, petty, bigoted, hate-filled spirit of my dead grandfather and made him president.
"America Does NOT Run, On Junk Dunking!"
-Stephen Colbert
But it does though lol
Thought it would be funnier if Stephen said Dunkin' Gonads
Cobert: junk dunkin'
Batiste: I don't mess with that
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Trump to farmers: "Who are the 17% of you who don't like me?"
Farmers: "The ones who lost their livelihoods and committed suicide after the tariffs you imposed."
And their loving children!
Great post, Invader!
'Power is a magnet for the pathologically minded..'
How can you call something that's 111 pages a "brief?"
And LOL at Jon's "I don't mess with that."
The vengeful zombies are of course led by their Vampire Lord, Stephen Miller.
Somebody get a Cleric and a Paladin on the line!
January 20th three years ago I was out of my mind drunk and yelling at the tv... Three years later I'm still drunk and yelling at the tv.
so many creatures in the toxic lagoon....and by keeping the trial after the sun goes down makes it safe for the vampire squad to emerge and conduct their ghoulish business.....
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Thank You Stephen!
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