No. 45 Denies Targeting Comedians, Insists He'll Be Back In The White House Soon
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- In a statement denying that he investigated late night comedians who mocked him, our former president criticized Alec Baldwin's portrayal of him but did not mention our host Stephen Colbert's famously spot-on impression. Also, he thinks he'll be back in the White House any day now. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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I felt that “no thank you” in my soul for that man in the audience lol
Right?? That was heartbreaking 😂
@@orchdork775 but the Virgo in me was like Ha!!!!
Probably one of the funniest monologues he has ever done...I was howling! 😭
I felt the "Make sure to have a stud every 18 inches" joke didn't get quite the laughs it deserved XD
Most people don't have a clue how houses and buildings are built. Plus they may not know that the 2x4 in the vertical position is called a stud. So the double entendre went most likely went over their heads. Or, maybe they did know building codes, but then knew that Colbert got it wrong. It's studs every 16 inches, not 18. That's why there is a red diamond mark on tape measures at 16 inches.
@@quentinquogamoddy1999 18 is legal. 16 is not legal. So a stud at 18 is legal.. But I prefer my stud at 21😍
@@jennac6954 🤣
You know, a lot of people might accuse us of letting 45 live rent-free in our heads. But I would describe it more like a home invasion situation.
He won't run again, the GQP will keep 'em right up to the time for primaries, to keep the idiots corralled. .......then comes DeSantis to take over the clown car.
@videomissionary Great comment!
I don't know WHY I tried to watch this while eating...lmbo
🤣🤣🤣🤣
After a year and a half without a live audience, that was a brilliant response to a deeply alarming heckle.
He's still got it.
Nice. Thanks for no spoilers.
Yea, that was epic.
“Deeply alarming”? Nah.
"Talks about wanting to go to a sex party: gets offered to go to a sex party"
Not really alarming, imo.
"No, thank you." I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen says he doesn't believe there are sex parties and then a random guy yells "I'll give you my card" in response, what a legend xD
Gods, I love this show!
I lost it at “stand up... 👁👁 ... 🤔... no thank you”
I do hope when they kicked him out that he made sure to pass on his card.
Oh, I thought he said "_____ Park!" as in the name of some park where there was going to be some... activities happening. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
Thanks, was wondering what he said.
8:04 "I'll give you my card" funniest shit ever lol
Is just me, or is Stephen back live and greater than ever. Damn, his monologues just knocking it out of the park since he's back live.
So missing the more intimidating days, but it's undeniable the comeback has provided him such powerful, renewed energy!🍃
I'll miss his wife laughing with him, but in this one the crowd booing sounded just like the angry citizens from Sim City 2000 when your approval rating tanks and I am down with that kind of uncanny valley.
@ Tallen Pelegrin it's not just you! I'm not sure about the rest of 'The Late Show' hosts but i definitely prefer HIM in front of an audience. He seems more energised, no? Whatever, I hope his wife keeps up an appearance on the show though - i'll miss her if she doesn't!
@@fionacampbell5105 He was very good without the audience, but he seems better now with an audience than I remember prior to the pandemic.
And great energy all around which is nice. Makes one think that things are headed back in the direction of normal for everybody.
As an educator and former cheerleading coach, I for one say this SCOTUS ruling is LONG overdue. It’s just as good for the teachers and administrators as it is for the students, even though most admin will say the opposite. There NEEDS to more separation between school and home life for everyone. A kid blew off some steam. We all did stuff like that as kids, except it wasn’t on the internet for everyone to see. And some people will say, “well she shouldn’t have posted it.” That’s antiquated thinking. The internet is our collective arena for self-expression. Just because more people can see it now doesn’t make it any less worthy of protection.
Totally seriously, thank you for posting such an enlightened and forward thinking comment that needed to be said, especially by one with your qualifications to back it up. We are confronting the biggest threat of fascism our nation has ever encountered, and people aghast at teenagers acting like teenagers need to take their MAGA hats and move to Russia so they can be closer to Putin.
It was on Snapchat where it would have disappeared. The school wanted to make an issue of it.
I also very much appreciate your comment. It's time we make and uphold laws that actually reflect the reality of the new world we live in.
I go back and forth on this. What concerns me most is that there's this prevailing idea that the U.S. is "the land of the free" and we can do whatever we want without repercussions. Yes, we all let off steam occasionally. But it's through the backlash that sometimes results that we learn how to control our outbursts and be more responsible. This ruling just told all those hormonal teens that they can do whatever they want, however vulgar or inappropriate, and they'll get away with it. And then we wonder why there's so little respect shown these days.
@@leavingitblank9363 The government's function is not to raise and discipline children. But its function is to protect our rights in a so-called free society. Minors have limited rights. But they do share our rights of free speech, and your thinking is dangerous, pitifully antiquated, and approaches fascism. Please think again. There is a reason children cannot vote, legally are in the custody of adults, cannot drive below a certain age, etc.
To expect them to not behave as immature is ludicrous when that is exactly what they are. They have an excuse to act irresponsibly. They are kids.
The infantile GQP and MAGA, on the other hand, have no such excuse. By law, they are adults. By their actions, they are not only Russia-loving traitors who are openly supporting a violent attempted coup attempt and threatening further such action, but they are behaving not like teenagers but like infants having a kicking and screaming tantrum.
I respectfully suggest you step back, try to gain some perspective, and sort out your priorities and revisit what the first amendment means and what it means to live in a free society.
Namaste.
Thats gold! That dude that stood up and yelled out, I was LMFAO
What did he say? I couldnt hear well
“PLEASE stand up…No thank you” LOL
“Crockpot full of Balls”😂😂😂, literally I’m crying.
Same here, I will never look at a crockpot the same way
Are they covered in sweet+sour sauce?
@@debralambert1475 *Schweaty balls!* 😘
Okay, I know that "forgot his top teeth" thing was a joke, but McConnell in that clip sounded exactly like my dad does when he talks without his dentures in, lolol.
I'm willing to bet he's at least got partials
To the man who stood up for the sex party joke, you are a legend!
i salute thee good sir
Who said life might not ever go back to normal. Stephen Colbert is all we need
Well, a functioning government would be nice too.
@@robc4191 it would certainly be, but it didn’t function before COVID and lockdown either.
Stephen Colbert: Keeping America sane one joke at a time.
@Isaac Suarez Trump is a joke that keeps on giving for decades even long after he is gone. Don’t you worry about Trump running. If Trump runs, turn out will be enormous and many independents will run and win. Establishment will not let trump run.
@@robc4191 They are America. And you can, too!
Damn this monologue was fantastic
"There's one guy in the Public Health Department who really wants an orgy to happen."
Yeah, and he's in the audience.
"physical barriers, like walls"
Wait, is the city now endorsing Glory Holes?!
That is exactly what I thought at first
Sounds like it 😂
Studs are 16” on centre.
IKR? Thank you! I almost thought it was only me 🤣
I checked the comments to see if someone mentioned glory holes 🤣
Every time I watch Steven Colbert it reminds me why he's my celebrity crush, and Evie is a friend in my head
Oh, Evie is just lovely!
Hello how you doing
I hv 2 late nite guys. And their wives r great. I'm sure it has an effect on their shows 🌹💖🌉🦋🇺🇸🌨️❄️🌉💖
Dear heffa you got low standards
@@williamcracker7243 probably... but they are my standards and they don't affect you, so thanks for calling me a heffa... you must be a total prize for your wife 🤢
He's extra feisty tonight! Even wore an uncharacteristically bright tie.
Damn Colbert is on fire and having fun in this one.
"I'll give you my card!" "What? Stand up....no thank you." 😂😂😂
It's the "stand up? No thank you" for ME 💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Stand up... no thanks
Savage.
You gotta respect the dude for shooting his shot 😂
I think we’ve learnt after 4 years of Trump what an international disaster he was and your reputation suffered greatly as a country. How in the world would y’all put him back? Asking for the EU.
Most of us don’t. He lost the popular vote both times he ran. But thanks to our wonderful technicality called the Electoral College, he lost the popular vote but still won the election the first time.
I for one absolutely hate him, and hope he spends the rest of his life in prison. He got hundreds of thousands American people killed during the pandemic.
The real question is,how in the hell did he get elected in the first place?I guess the United States education system is worse than we thought.
Fox 'News', Limbaugh, Alex Jones, and dozens of other shameless hucksters have been peddling their 'entertainment' for decades while branding their hateful garbage as "news".
Millions of Jell - O for brains idiots hang on their every word as 'Gospel truth'.
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
― George Carlin
@ezlyfe 80 years ago
Who in the world isn't thankful for his absolute silliness? Cheers, SIR. 🥂❤️
stephen is a traitor hack
This dudes only on the air because the libs need poor comedic propaganda.. wonder what his true ratings are?
The “how to have safer sex in a post COVID-19 world” had me dying 😂
Early in the pandemic, Canada released a sex guide that recommended glory holes XD
If you build it, they will come.
Glory holes have been around for ages! 😂
5:38 _“Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls”_
See, I _knew_ that _“impenetrable, physical, tall, powerful, beautiful, southern border wall”_ would come in handy one day!
Reccomending walls as barriers is definitely the American version of reccomending a glory hole 🤣
This is the funniest episode this year, with at least nine pauses until the laugh subsided so as not to miss anything. Colbert and his team of writers polished this show to a high gloss gleam. Outstanding--Go Team Colbert!!
He’s on fire in this. Hilarious
"Yang was betrayed by his long term ally, math"
I also would have accepted yin.
That’s clever…
I can dig that
😂😂😂
Hey, nice one lol
I was thinking the same thing. Lol ☯️
Dude been watching this show for years and that has to be the best monologue he’s done, it was the audience I think, it felt like I was watching a stand up routine, brilliant.
“ILL GIVE YOU A CARD”
Stand up….. no thank you.
Lol. At least Stephen had an offer.
I was expecting a "Turn around." before "No thank you."
Wonder how many cards he handed out after that though 🤔 hahaha
Best part of the show tonight!
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
"I want to lock in the aroma like we're in a crock pot full of balls."
That Peabody was well earned!
This made me laugh so hard, I cried! And gave me a disturbing mental picture! 😏
That's good eats in the South!
McConnell…possibly the most mean spirited man in American politics…
Because he does what the voters want? You're just mad he doesn't give unlimited free handouts.
@@vivigesso3756 shut up treasure!
@@vivigesso3756 why would I care? I’m not American. But I do see that he is a political animal with no regard whatsoever for the people he is supposedly providing a service to.
@@vivigesso3756 He doesn't and has never given a shit about his constituents or the country. McConnel does what is best for himself in his never ending quest for personal power and money.
@@vivigesso3756 But he doesn't do what the voters want. He does what the corporations want for the money, he does what the Chinese want for his billionaire wife, but beyond that he does nothing. You think most Americans just want handouts and are lazy freeloaders? Why do you hate America so much?
For combining comedy with genuine goodness at one of our darkest hours, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert wins a Peabody.
The energy of this crowd is great!
What they don't show you is the staff with signs telling the crowd when to laugh clap cheer i like the show but it's basically pantomime lol
@@Benmc1994 it’s true that those signs are there, but the crowd isn’t faking this enthusiasm
"No thank you."
This nearly made me spit teriyaki chicken out my nose.
It’s sad yet when McConnell dies Americans will have parties everywhere.
Parties everywhere… and McConnell eaten by worms… how is that sad???
Fucked up people maybe
@@brucefreadrich1188 I’m actually betting he’ll just melt on the sidewalk one day. One can dream, right?
@@coltonblake13 People did celebrate in GB when Margareth Thatcher died so it wouldn’t surprise me.
@@c0mpu73rguy oh I'm sure people will. People were glad when our president and others got covid. Really shameful it's so easy to distance oneself from human life
"Crock pot full of balls."
...was not a phrase I expected...
Watching Colbert, you kind of should have expected it.
I mean, have you even listened to Meanwhile openings?
😂😂🤣🤣🤣 it was completely accurate though
Trumps favorite meal, with a side diaper stuffing, and a diet coke.
I wasn't ready for that one Steven lol.
I read your comment before he said it, and I still winced.
Seeing Stephen Colbert get invited to a sex party on a national television show is something I never expected to see, but I guess the pandemic has affected us all in interesting ways.
LOL!
I don't understand this comment. He is gorgeous!
8:05
@@Sophia-wcDM9
I didn’t miss hearing the crowd the whole time.
Sames
Aye, quite annoying screaming...
I believe it's because it felt like a show personally for each one of us. Each show it was like he was talking just to me.
Too bad, the real fans love the crowd. Go back into your basement
@@jonalderson5571 it's my personal preference. Why do you feel the need to be rude? It's not a bad thing. It's just something I've noticed.
The way stephen doesn’t stop the crowd from booing anymore 😂😂😂he knows they deserve it
Was it just me or was this one of the best openings in a minute.
Founders: *envision a senate full of individuals who can think for themselves to represent the states*
Turtle McConnell: Well yes, but actually no. In fact I’m determined to keep Kentucky in 1864.
Gerrymandering is a very powerful thing.
@@couragekarnga8735 No gerrymandering in Senate races though. Well other than the Gerrymandering known as the states.
Founders: “What’s a Kentucky?”
Voter suppression, gerrymandering, abuses of power…. All tactics straight out of the autocrat handbook.
it's not just mcconnel, it's all the repubs in the senate, mcconnel only has power because they let him.
I''m so glad you are back in full force.!
"crock pot full of balls" my new favorite nickname for 45.
Mine too TY
"....physical barriers....like walls!" Never stopped Pyramus and Thisbe!
So...walls bad?
@@coltonblake13 Hardy har, they are a waste of time, labor, and money, just ask Hadrian, Maginot, and others who tried to buy time for a failing nation with a static defense instead of effective civic, economic, military policies. As in every case in history, a practically abandoned wall is easy to sap under, break thru or just go around.
Temporary barriers help at concert venues and movie theater ticket lines, tho!
@@coltonblake13 cjl
@@ashwainthobourne4874 CJB?
Oh glory me!
Mitch is just the old-school version of an Internet troll - he refuses to accept that his time has come, that his body is failing, his era of prominence is over, and that he can barely speak words anymore, but instead of ceding his post to someone more capable (or likeable) he channels all of his remaining energy into ensuring no one else can ever have what he once had without his say. He is the iconic definition of an obstructionist, and is about as useful as nipples on a squid.
Nipples on a squid.. yep, remembering that one..
@@davidjones332 dude, be careful what you say. You tube is listening. My friend suggested something similar about diaper boy and was banned.
More like Mitch is an old-school version of a traitor....
Ditch mitch !
Asap.
@daniel banks Sure... Nevermind that among the 3 in question, one is openly honest about their obstruction, but sure 2 women who COULD do something are the same as one man who refuses to.
I can still hear my man laughing in the background and I love it.
Hello purnce how are you doing
Q. How petty do you have to be to sick the DOJ on Saturday Night Live and late-night talk show hosts?
A. BIGLY petty.
I forgot he said that haha. Bigly. That man was our president... Yikes!
Pretty much...
@@couragekarnga8735 Don't forget the "tippy-top" nukes.
@@couragekarnga8735, Don't forget "Covefee"!
Fun fact: Mitch McConnell’s approval rating in his home state of Kentucky is 18%
Hating Mitch McConnell seems to be a 5 year event unfortunately. Also KY sucks.
How does he keep getting elected with a rating that low?
if i may paraphrase jimmy mcmillan, “it’s still too damn high!”
yet he was re-elected...
For real, then why the hell does he keep getting reelected?
The sex with a wall between bit, hilarious. Love that Mr. Colbert is on stage again and also missing the intimacy of the virtual show. I think only incredible talent (and support) is able to achieve success at both. Congrats on the Peabody - very well deserved.
You are not the tuna! Thank you, that made me laugh so hard!
"Speaking of things you don't want to smell."
Best. Segue. Ever.
My favourite moment was the little happy dance after the crowd response to the beer joke. It is so obvious that he needs and loves his audience response. If you ever come to australia to do a show i will be right there in the front row.
Trump "I did say, however, that Alec Baldwin has no talent, certainly when it comes to imitating me" Actually Trump, he played YOU PERFECTLY! You DON'T HAVE ANY TALENT!
Regardless how how well he might have imitated him, Baldwin really had no business mocking him since he's an even worse person.
@@dkamphaus43 SNL satires everyone! Every actor has their faults, but shouldn't be penalized for them.
@@dkamphaus43 no hes not
@@dkamphaus43 Triggered much?
@@dkamphaus43 - Based on what?
So glad they beeped out the word “shit”… while Stephen is ranting about sex parties! 😂😂😂
Fascism is illogical.
It's a worshipful devotion to ritualized "morality."
@@JoshSweetvalelol this ain't fascism it's just nonsensical corporate "appropriateness"
You do realize it's youtube who bleeps them not the actually show? If you watch it on t.v nothing is censored
@@Deathnote2539 since when does RUclips "bleep" anything? You can say fuck as many times as you want on RUclips.
it was the word "fuck" they bleeped out, at least during talking about the teenager's snapchat post. if "shit" was also censored, I completely did not catch it lmao.
the audience is so engaged. Loving it.
If McConnell was on fire- I would not urinate on him.
Oh, it seems inhuman to withhold any liquid in a situation like that. How about kerosene?
No you give him human diarrhea. Cause he full of it. Burned and full of crap
If Mcconnell was on fire and I had just finished a six pack of beer, I wouldn't piss on him either.
but he can have all of it if he's not on fire.
No, no. It goes "I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his throat was on fire"
"No. 45 Denies Targeting Comedians, Insists He'll Be Back In The White House Soon."
Donald Trump in: The Turdinator.
He only lies. His denial is as good as a confession of his guilt.
Since all he does is lie, you just have to inverse this sentence and then you'll get the truth. He insists he targeted comedians and denies the well be back in the white house soon.
wouldn't it be the "2nd TERMinator"
He's the terd in the universal toilet that won't flush.
The only comedian Trump liked in the last four years was the president of Ukraine,until he couldn't come up with a skit about Biden for Trump.
Not gonna lie, I much preferred it when you could just hear his wife and crew giggling in the background than the audience whooping and hollering. Felt much more organic without an audience.
I mean that’s just RUclips commentary videos lol
@@misz3 well yeah and I think that was better - felt more like we were in the room with him just listening to him have a comical rant :)
@@rockstarJDP Completely agree. Though, tonight's monologue was definitely enhanced by the guy in the crowd apparently offering Steven his membership card (although, I admit, I thought he'd said, "Echo Park!" But I've never been active in that scene.
I agree. Im just waiting for his fart to escape while he waits for the laughs.
🙄
Am I the only one who wishes that the middle part of this monologue was back in the storage room with Evie laughing awkwardly?
The cutaway to her blushing and covering her mouth because she's laughing so hard is something I'm creating in my mind.... and it's glorious. Love Evie!!!!!!
RUclips is introverts' paradise
She should make a reaction channel where she just watches Stephen's monologues.
@@BrendanBeckett his monologues suck
@@sererwr2413 Not when it's just him and Evie.
For you little kiddies, that impression with the sunglasses was Edward G. Robinson, a Hollywood actor who played gangsters back in the 1930s and '40s.
How did Stephen get that wrong?
And one miscast role as a disgruntled Jew telling Chuck Heston “Where’s your God now Moses ? Mehhhhh.”
Oh, I remember when Trump called Stephen "that guy from CBS" and the show changed its credit sequence for a day or two
The 1-term social media influencer might've got a better chance suing SNL for writing credits and wages. After all, the SNL sketches were 90% his own words.
they were 100% none of his words...
Why does Stephen have 8 million subs and James Corden has 26 million? I love JC but come on people...Stephen is the MAN!
Because Corden and his writers make bits designed for social media and then put together a show. Stephen and his writers make a show and then put it up on social media. Plus Corden unabashedly and unashamedly courts younger viewers through Carpool Karaoke and other bits like it. Given that the post late night main shows get abysmal actual ratings they really need to get online numbers to help justify their budgets.
Not a fan of corden at all. Stephen kills though.
"Crockpot full of balls", my new band name. 🤩
I really thought that the trying to have sex with a wall between you joke was going to end very differently. Feels like there's a very obvious gag that perhaps CBS censors wouldn't OK.
Yeah, a punctured wall is the first thing that popped into my sick mind.
For some reason, the first thing that occurred to me was the sound of a bird flying into a window.
"Terry loves walls!" - Brooklyn 99
I wasn't aware that we had elected Mitch McConnell to decide what is and is not acceptable for Congress to talk about.
You gotta be appointed to senate party leader to determine whether or not they get to talk about doing their jobs
This had me laughing SO HARD. Thank you for this, Mr. Colbert! 💕💕
Ivanka: Who's Daddy? I have never heard of him nor met him before.
Your wheels turned 45 degrees to your side of the street, to my tires on the opposit side of the street.. Hell yeah. SExay 🙄😂
Oh, that's uphill/downhill parking. I don't drive. lol. still funny.
“Nobody is a bigger cry baby… than me.”
- Trump, Everyday
Or Colbert anytime Trump does anything
@@NicholasNRG fan of competitive macaque thrower says what?
@Joe Hiden Hur dur Colbert lame
@@NicholasNRG TRUMP 30000 lies yes 🙌 IMPRESSED CONNED BY A KNOWN CONMAN YES A CONMAN HIS ENTIRE LIFE
@@pamcheslock838 not half as many lies as o bummer and sleepy joe..
Oh Stephen, you poor monogamous sweetheart...
Am I the only one that just waits to go to sleep to watch his monologue on RUclips?
Nope...its zzz"s after this
It's posted at 9 pm where I am. I ain't waiting to go to sleep!
Stephen, Seth and Jimmy F. are my nightly companions!
No you're not.
It’s the first thing i watch after getting home from work….in the UK :)
That "No thank you" is till has me laughing
Really digging the purple tie💜💜
Stephen- “stand up, no thank you” 😂 but I needed to see the guy tho🙄 Wendy’s shady camera man would’ve caught it🤦🏽♂️
What did they even say?
@@TRowland223 Apparently "I'll give you a card" :D
@@alaric_, Yes. I watched it a second time with Closed Captioning. That's what he said.
"You're 2021 and done," and the crowd goes wild. Awesome.
I wonder if 45 is calling DOJ about this monolog lol
Love the purple tie!
Hello how you doing today
It's not "around a wall," Stephen. NYC is advocating for gloryholes, duh.
I haven't even heard Stephen Colbert do an impression of Trump for a while now.
He stopped doing it right after the election, when he stopped using his name.
Use barriers like a wall??? Did New York City just recommend that people use glory holes? This cannot be a real city guideline
Colbert's writers are 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Literally laughed out loud at every joke
Edit: 💀💀💀
Honestly nothing makes me happier in the pandemic then the fact the CDC be like "Hey ya want pandemic sex? Have you heard of Gloryholes? Its more common than you think"
Senator McConnell has long passed his Best by date.
Great burn!!!👍
Dude! Mitch never had a best by date!
- Is it me or that piece of shit taste a bit off?
- No! It's a piece of shit. It tasted like that from the get-go!
Or worst by
Which was apparently 1860...
@daniel banksI'm for Democrats but you're right.
That has to be one of the best monologues ever! We had to pause it several times to ROFLOL!
Steverino, when you and your killer writers are ON, you are ON. One of the best segments EVER.
Almost didn't click, so glad I did, this was golden.I missed this energy!
Absolutely true
Scooby Coup - I love it! I love ALL the nicknames for the EXpresident, they are all applicable! 😆😆😆
I enjoyed Colbert more without an audience but I must admit he’s positively glowing out there.
The audience really annoys me now! So funny...guess we just have to get used to it again.
He’s a partisan hack who sells comedy and parades it around as news
"I'll give you my card"
"Stand up-"
...
"No thank you"
DYING
Do they really let ex presidents become janitors at the White House? I had no idea🤣
"So what's wrong with your sex life?"
"There's a wall between us."
He messed up. Studs are supposed to be 16" on center.
Glory hole
It never bothered me.
The filibuster IS NOT really a part of the Constitution‼ Google: "John C. Cahoun", the anger-producing, hostile S.C. Senator of 1838, was solely responsible for the filibuster! He loved long, relentless, argumentative debates!
Who is responsible for taking the "debate" out of the process?
Stephen Colbert YOU ARE A NATIONAL TREASURE! 😂👏🏻😂👏🏻
I wonder how much of kushner’s book is going to through daddy in-law under the bus in an effort to save he and his wife?
Autocorrect hit you--gave you through instead of throw.
The only way Trump is back in the white house is on a guided tour.
The Q fools say he will return to the WH in August.
@@balung yeah but the Q fool's also thought all the democrats would have been put to death by now by emperor orange
Only guided tour that tr*** is permitted on is the one at the penitentiary when he arrives.
@@balung They also said he would be back last March. And last April. I don't know how they don't get sick of being wrong all the time.
Trumplestillskin. Say his name three times fast he might go away.