talking about the constitution while wiping your azz with it every second you can just so you can justify your fascist ideas..... and the best part is ... you think you are above it and it will never get to you.. they all say that... and they all are wrong.... but history is not your thing right ? history is just racist right ?
@@proclusyellioupolos197 Most Americans support ALL of them. I've never seen a time in American history when the Republican party supported only the 2nd and pissed on all the rest.
I don't care much for the Trumps. but that doesn't make this man adds any value. He is mpre fake and dumber than MSNBC. It's just all dumb crap designed to get attention. Just like nearly all main street media now. 99% bought news. It's become pathetic. It appears most here just suck it up as 'inciteful'. Talk about the 'dumbing down' of America!
Ask Branson why he asked for billions of pounds of bailout money for his airlines when he obviously has enough money to fund publicity stunts like this.
I sadly doubt that he'll guest on Tooning Out the News while at it, so no hard-hitting questions. It is what it is. At the end of the day, it's just comedy.
@@nobodyknows3180 So Stephen can criticize injustice in the world, but only if he's not selling out? I'm unsubscribing and not watching him anymore since he's clearly an echo chamber at this point.
I remember being jealous of the vaccination rates of the US as a Canadian at the beginning of the vaccine releases. Now it's like wtf did you people do
Watching his face as he slowly realizes he's not getting the response he wanted and that toothy smirk slowly fading is the image I needed right now. Meme as soon as possible.
"....tourist mecca of tourists who are afraid of Mecca." OMG I had to turn my head to not spit tea into my keyboard! (edit) Hit save too early. This could be one of the funniest Stephen Colbert monologues, ever.
Why do you think they are making it so hard to vote. There will be less of their people alive left to vote. They may need to turn to cheating to win another election.
@@scottdoesntmatter4409 Funny. Sounds like someone who's never been there. A college buddy of mine went there a few years ago. He's as WASP-y as you can get. Probably had to have sunscreen sent over by cargo ship, and he's never without his Bible. Guess what? He said it was the most welcoming and gracious reception by the locals he's gotten in all his travels. I think I'll take HIS account of whether or not non-Muslims should be afraid of Mecca over yours. Sorry not sorry.
Like literally, I think if they used an applause or laugh sign on cue, people would have laughed without even considering what was said. But they didn’t use the applause/laughter signs. I bet they use them next time.
Remember, if you work hard, earn your college degree, don't buy avocado toast, get some student loans, and barely take vacations, your boss may one day go to space too.
Damn. Now I remember who Dumb Donny Jr. reminds me of. Larry from "Newhart". Remember "Hi, I'm Larry; this is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl ".
@@transrightsrightnow239 perhaps you aren't aware that Saudi Arabia was founded by the British Crown in 1934 to protect Israel from Arab revolt, and is America and Israel's allies, and their religious sect wahabbism is the same as that of Alqueda, Al Nusra, Taliban, Isis, and that Trump gave them permits to make nukes
@@vapx0075 not really. I think no point was made actually. Colbert is a hack playing his audience for fools. If I ever need some of Obama’s DNA, I will get it from Colbert’s lips.
His followers then smash their way through the windows, threatened to kill other patrons, before going behind the bar and helping themselves to whatever isn't nailed down. Then in the following weeks they claim that either it wasn't them or that nothing happened.
@@Emorphiamusic oh, someone is in their feelings. It's okay tink tink...drink some water & throw out all devices that get you onto the internet. not liking trump doesn't making any more anti american and racist than anyone who dislikes biden. (I don't like trump at all...i tolerate biden as president because he isn't trump) I hope your life becomes less miserable. :)
The audience might be laughing, but the world is terrified. As places like the US, Malaysia, and other third world countries are increasingly failing to vaccinate, the chance of a variant that becomes immune to the vaccine increases, and we may have to start this all over again.
@@k.j.paasche6523 -- They may have become infected, true; but the thing about the vaccine is that it prevents serious illness and death. With vaccine, there's a chance you feel bad for a few days and need to self-isolate; without it, there's a chance you end up on a ventilator or in the morgue. Even with breakthough infections, the vaccine is doing its job.
I’m sure impressing you is at the top of every billionaires’ list. Tell me, how much will our climate protect us from a huge asteroid? Well then maybe it’s ok if a few of them go on and try to figure that one out for us?
WOW, THOSE SELF-INDULGENT BILLIONAIRES are great?! Billionaires are concerned with what interests them, while not looking too self indulgent. R.B. will create some flashy way to look good when in the 'lime lite', by giving away a bit of cash.
Exactly. Also money is just paper. All those things you said require resources to be solved. They don't own resources they own the medium to obtain it. Do you have any idea how much of resources will be used in what you said. Ask the people who control the resources, the government. Billionaires can't buy government
@@maanveersingh25 Billionaires have bought government. That is being proven and is obvious in the U.S. Billionaires who own Dominion just bought an entire governing body.
@@SuperOmnicronsj44 Which echo chamber? The one full of lies about vaccines (funny how the antimask rhetoric started after statistics showed that nonwhite people were the majority of COVID-19 deaths), the one full of lies about Jewish space lasers, or the one wherein people pretend that Tucker Carlson is not a white supremacist (funny how his talking points are the same as when he had a neonazi head writer)? Damn near every administration in living memory was a shit show of one flavor or another (which is not to minimize or excuse Trump's actions and inactions), thanks in no small part to forty years of corporatist neoliberalism (Reagan was the first such President, though Ford and Nixon demonstrated some of its origins).
I feel like I’m missing something here. Texas you have to step up because Austin is beating you (is this because the city of Austin has gone more purple or did he mean to say Houston or Dallas instead of Texas) I just don’t understand the joke (but then I’m not from Texas)
Those CPAC low thinkers cheering low vaccination rates are horrible persons. Any nation’s path to greatness for the well-being of the masses will depend on its forward thinkers, not those in a mob that thrill in depravity.
We Republicans stand for God, America, the constitution. We're the party of love. You democrats push critical race indoctrination, fund abortions, bring race to everything. No wonder we're very divided
@@victorarredondo304 Dude, you really need to get off the right wing propaganda. I know it's everywhere, but you can do it. However, I have a lot of questions with what you said. How do you know you stand for God? Did they tell you? What does standing for America mean exactly? And funny that you say they stand for the constitution, when they try to bypass it whenever it gets in the way of what they want. Can you explain what CRT is? I'd love to hear it. Did you know that it's only taught in university law classes, because that's where it applies? It isn't taught in public schools. That's one of many lies they tell you. The democrats do not fund abortions, they believe that a woman's choice is her choice. If you agree that you should have control over your own body....which I often hear from anti-vaccers, then you should be fine with abortion. These guys you listen to lie to you all the time because they know they can get away with it because you never fact check them. They rely on that. They don't want you to fact check them. You see, all they care about is power and they will do anything to get it. I mean, look at all the voter suppression laws they're pushing through. There are a lot of suckers in America that will follow along. Don't side with fascists. When they run out of people to go after, it'll just be a matter of time until you're next.
What mortality my friend? You need to stop listening to Tv talking heads and instead open google scholar and see what type of data the meta reviews have. The mortality is absurdly low at the moment. It is time to put the big boy pants and do your own research.
I've got to the conclusion, that they lack the cognitive capacity to have a level of understanding necessary to say they could be in "denial". They are like dogs following the biggest and loudest of the bunch. Barking when their leader barks, wiggling their tail when he shows up.
im fine w that que serq que sera for those g.o.pshhhh nother batch of bloated outa step n n on their way out selves and "ideals". theyre a dying breed i think the realization in some actually doess keep the 5alarm fire fear mongering and frenzied antics among their few younger "future leaders" and def the fox and freaks crowds goin' nuts
@@MTMF.london The same thing was said about the airplane. But I bet you've flown somewhere in the last couple years, haven't you? I'd rather they blew money moving goalposts that will matter to ALL of us someday rather than another megayacht or an island.
I mean, how coked-out does a body need to be to not know that Austin is in Texas? Hell, I'm not even American and I know that. I don't think that "Railz" over here could even point at Texas on a map. I don't even think he could point at a map on a white wall.
i wonder...did he think a joke entailed getting it wrong on purpose? that's pretty effed up of a brainfart all in itself... timing, framing, setting it up? screw that, just go for the throat. lol
@@vikmanphotography7984 Neither. There have been lots of comments about how some fans prefer the storage closet shows. I actually like having the audience as it reminds me that 'normal' is coming back.
If you're vaccinated, GOP will say you're hated But you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
I just got my 2nd vaccine yesterday. I had COVID twice, the second time almost killed me and I feel like absolute crap. I was hoping I wouldn’t get sick from the vaccine but no such luck
Don Jr just cut the most basic of heel promos, basically the same as saying local team sucks, and he's shocked he doesn't get cheered. He really is a Trump, isn't he? 😉😂🤣
I have no doubt that she's been fully vaccinated. Otherwise she would be bragging about not getting the vaccine rather than refusing to answer the question.
I always saw him as a bizarro robin hood... No honour, no love and he steals from the poor to enrich himself. Both him and Jebus will lead to the death of a culture - especially if he keeps going (Jesus killed an entire culture - albeit slowly - when he became a martyr - he also gave the first push to Imperialism, because the empire before that vanished and the new empire was built on christ). At any rate, these people are created by the desperation of others. Keep trying to get desperation out of the equation and you won't need a jesus and you won't allow a Trump. Like jebus said, love is the answer. I don't believe in his father, but Jesus lived and did inspire people. His message in this sense can not be denied. Hell. Even Yoda figured it out. Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Trump clearly didn't. Too busy being scared.
Great monologue today! Can’t figure out what was the best joke?! 😂 The Delta joke? 🤣 The Caucasian People Are Complaining joke? 😆 The stage joke? 😭 The virgin jokes? 😂 Soooo good! Give the writers a raise! 👏👏👏
@@drd0114 Not themselves. I promise that every single member of the Republican Congress, & GOP misinformation crew is fully vaccinated. It's their idiot supporters who are dying. Or spreading COVID-19 to innocent bystanders, who are then dying.
We have a segment of our population that is truly horrifying. Is it low intelligence, poor education, poor self esteem… what is their problem? They’re killing themselves and endangering the rest of us.
It think it has a lot to do with politicizing every issue. Not being vaccinated is part of being Republican and many people view that as a part of their identity
So... There are countries around the world STRUGGLING to get vaccines for people that actually want them. I sincerely hope he asks Branson why he thought going to the edge of space for 4 minutes was a better use of his money than helping end the pandemic
The Titanic attraction also has tours of it and you're even issued an ID of a real person who was on board the Titanic and at the end of the trip, you get to figure out if you died or not. Real stuff
Why is that? Clearly only those with same mindset as this host would go to the show. I promise you many people that run across this video are booing. Har har to you too
LOL - Trump economy in decades - how you liking THIS economy? You people are hilarious!!!!! Even worse Border crisis .. what are you saying??? ha ha ha
Both Bransons consist of selfish rich folks who'd rather wasted money on their own entertainment than pay their taxes and let the rest of Americans enjoy even the basics of life, so, yeah... but since one of them comes on the show tomorrow, I guess Stephen couldn't be honest about him. I do wish he'd stood up for us against him and refused to do that promo for him and bring him on the show. I'm actually surprised that Stephen is supporting him. It really changes the way I see him. I thought my fellow South Carolinian was on our side, but I guess not.
@@WhatDoesMyChannelNameMean so true. I was hoping his 'contractually obliged to have him on the show' meant that he was against it but the studio was forcing it. Hard to say. Doubt he has as much artistic licence as Oliver and has to be a company shill every once in a while.
I happened to open RUclips just after the space plane launched, and watched it go into space as it was happening. I was horrified to see Stephen's recorded bit on the broadcast ... and even more horrified to see him announce Branson would be on the show. He does seem like a hostage trying to signal his real feelings in the video without his captors' picking it up.
@@forgeustiss6667 Texans like seeing themselves as the best at everything, so telling a bunch of mainly rural Texans that Austin (which is very liberal) is better than them won't go over well.
so should people who don't get the flu vaccine be charged? People who get an abortion be charged? You open that can of worms theres only less freedom for you in that bag. Slippery slope to communism. We're already sliding. These opinions - wanting to control others decisions... that is quite literally the opposite of free will.
@Covid is a Chinese Biological Attack By your logic then no one would ever be charged with either offense in any circumstance. It’s reckless endangerment to spread lies about a virus and a vaccine to prevent death for cheap political points to hold up a malignantly narcissistic psychopath responsible for over 600,OOO deaths due to gross negligence. Then this same human being led a group of common thugs in MAGA hats to assassinate members of Congress. You are not worthy of my pity if you haven’t figured this out yet.
@Covid is a Chinese Biological Attack I see you care not at all about the dead. That’s typical of pretenders. I’m no longer interested in conversing with you.
He's distancing his rally from the riot by pretending they were two separate events. He should watch the footage of his goons leaving his rally to March on the Capitol at his suggestion.
This is so sad. Springfield Missouri hospitals are begging for any respiratory therapists who can to come to their aid. The hospitals are overwhelmed. Most of the victims are aged 0 to 4 or 30 to 40. This is not nature wiping out the old and the vulnerable.
That stony silence that greeted Don Jr's attempt at humor was one of the most delightful things I've heard all month.
IKR. That was rather hilarious 😂😂.
Too bad no one there screamed "you suck!" It would off been perfect
thats whats called in the comedy business, ...sucking dead air.
The writers on this show missed a good opportunity to insert a sound bite of crickets chirping there! :)
Donnie Dumdum forgot the first rule of addressing Texans: Don't mess with Texas, not even jokingly, lol.
I thought CPAC stood for "Crack Pots Against Constitutionality"
Oh well 😫
😳 Yes, so True 😅😆🤣.
So funny 😅, 🤔 it's a Damn shame 🙆🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
@@proclusyellioupolos197 You sure as hell don't support it or your bunch of morons wouldn't have tried to overthrow the government.
talking about the constitution while wiping your azz with it every second you can just so you can justify your fascist ideas.....
and the best part is ... you think you are above it and it will never get to you..
they all say that... and they all are wrong.... but history is not your thing right ? history is just racist right ?
Dude, no, you're right on. Everybody's two cents adds up!
@@proclusyellioupolos197 Most Americans support ALL of them. I've never seen a time in American history when the Republican party supported only the 2nd and pissed on all the rest.
"Caucasion People Are Complaining" Yep, that's exactly what it stands for.
I see a notification of Stephen's monologue after a week's break and my Tuesday morning is made !✔ Love from Nairobi Kenya 🇰🇪✔
Looking cute, I see.
You, I mean. Not Stephen.
Same😄
Me too! Hi from the Netherlands
I was reading the news on my iPad and saw that he had a new show last night. Made my Tuesday morning!
Thought so too! Love it! 😁☕
Riiiight, love was in the air, shit was on the walls, and Capitol officers' blood was on the floor.
...and someone brought a swinging rope knot to hang the then-VP...
Just going to ignore all the death at the riots I guess. Also forgetting all the police hate until it suits your narrative. Your brain must be mush.
@@Brisco_County_Jr More right wing projection. SAD!
@@Brisco_County_Jr Ding! Ding! Ding! T***pturd alert!
@@Brisco_County_Jr Right wingers are such snowflakes. They cry for Civil War then cry "no fair" when one of theirs gets killed.
Don Jr talking in that clip was terrifying. I wouldn’t feel safe in a room with him
AND I DO NOT LIKE HIS CARETAKER, THE BIG SCREETCHING OWL, HE DESERVES HER, SHE IS USING HIM AND HIS STUPID FAMILY!!!
Those blinding white teeth alone scare the bejezus out of me...
I'd like to be in a room alone with the trump men for a few minutes if no one knew about it until after they were found and taken to the hospital
600,000 dead Americans isn’t enough for these people? Not to mention the long haulers… Wow.
Fake number
@@victorarredondo304 your fake brain doesn't work.
@@victorarredondo304 it’s a bot account for sure.
Stupid is as stupid does...F. Gump
Not until they get it
Such a massive disappointment, Missouri is out of ventilators and beds, and these people at CPAC cheer. What exactly are they cheering for?
It’s all theatre! You are just noticing that?
Oh, but they are "pro-life", at least for zygotes and embryos. People outside the womb, not so much.
Fewer Republican votes,🤷
I’m honestly wondering if you’re a real person. You post on every late night video with like 10 comments
They tend to do that when they're not busy ranting or chanting. Remember, citizen number one loves stupid people cuz he said so himself.
Oh my God. That awkward silence after Don Jnr... Delicious! Thank you, Stephen!
I don't care much for the Trumps. but that doesn't make this man adds any value. He is mpre fake and dumber than MSNBC. It's just all dumb crap designed to get attention. Just like nearly all main street media now. 99% bought news. It's become pathetic. It appears most here just suck it up as 'inciteful'. Talk about the 'dumbing down' of America!
Just don't forget to vote in your local and state elections, people.
Remind your family and friends to vote as well.
Vote Republican. Save America from the disaster of the Democratic party. They push critical race theory & racist.
@@victorarredondo304 nah that's your people
Lol at this Repub vs Dem sht. Different wing part of the same bird made to divide people.
@@babakbe1514 indeed
@@babakbe1514 Yeah, but one is clearly worse at this point. This ain't your George HW Bush Republicans.
Ask Branson why he asked for billions of pounds of bailout money for his airlines when he obviously has enough money to fund publicity stunts like this.
you ask him.
I sadly doubt that he'll guest on Tooning Out the News while at it, so no hard-hitting questions. It is what it is. At the end of the day, it's just comedy.
@@twincast2005 it's business, not comedy.
@@nobodyknows3180 So Stephen can criticize injustice in the world, but only if he's not selling out? I'm unsubscribing and not watching him anymore since he's clearly an echo chamber at this point.
@@nobodyknows3180 hi, unfortunately I have neither his personal number or a talk show.
I remember being jealous of the vaccination rates of the US as a Canadian at the beginning of the vaccine releases. Now it's like wtf did you people do
That was our 60% intelligent people followed by our imbeciles. Hopefully the right doesnt sabotage our already abysmal education
@@prof.scheere6933 the uneducated are more easily controlled. 🇨🇦
@@ashleighjaimaosborne3966 Kinda true. Why do you think inner cities never get any better?
@@ashleighjaimaosborne3966 exactly!
we seem to have a lot of people doing wtf sorts of things here ....
Fun Fact: "Pause for booing" is also on MTG's drivers license.
HA!!
🤭🤭
I swear, hearing President Biden's predecessor talk makes me cringe. Like nails being drawn across a chalkboard. 😖
Nails on the tiniest hand
Remember. The vaccine is all thanks to president trump. So i guess u should respect him
@@victorarredondo304 Wrong.
@@victorarredondo304 respect is earned.
Nope. His words and delivery are comforting. That last Mfer lies so much that the sound doesn't register.
Remember when EVERYONE got the polio vaccine and then polio went away. Good times. Good times.
Probably because polio's main target was children
@matthew thornton prevents the spread
@matthew thornton It exactly stops the spread. Exactly.
This time gullible people will go a way. World war z
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Watching his face as he slowly realizes he's not getting the response he wanted and that toothy smirk slowly fading is the image I needed right now. Meme as soon as possible.
Was con junior waiting for the vaudeville hook to pull him off stage?
OMG, I WANT TO SEE THE MEMES!
Right?
@@danarcher5972 And where did you find this tidbit of information? A meme or Qanon trolls?
@@xeyex wikileaks = qanon? lol.
"....tourist mecca of tourists who are afraid of Mecca." OMG I had to turn my head to not spit tea into my keyboard! (edit) Hit save too early. This could be one of the funniest Stephen Colbert monologues, ever.
Me sitting here wondering what time zone you're in. "Spit tea".... ? Its 1:12 am here.
@@BarnaliD 2:46 where I am right now. Sounds to me like Cyn is across the pond. :)
@@clavesseptem7223 yeah. I wast thinking UK or Australia.
Also, I wrote Spit instead of sip haha! Dang autospell.
Texas holds the "Dont mess with Texas" motto as holy scripture. That DTjr quip went as far as a salsa made in NYC in a Pace Salsa commercial.
That Don Jr. is just a freaky guy. Terrifying really. I don't think he's a safe person for anyone to be around, especially by themselves🤯.
@Kirk from The Marshall Report - 100% accurate.
@Kirk from The Marshall Report I couldn't agree with you more on that. Neither would I.
which son do you will choose Hunter Biden or Don Jr? =))))
At this point I feel bad for him. He's not cut out for this. Hope he retires to a ranch somewhere once Dad's in prison.
yeah Hunter is just adorable..you ppl are f'n absolute morons.
So they’re applauding the fact that they’re killing their own party. That’s republican logic at it’s best.
this is a wonderful thing! Pretty soon, no more GOP voters!
TRUMP:" I love the unintelligent " soon,smaller ralleys 👍
@@scottdoesntmatter4409 All that effort to control the 2020 Census for naught.
Your right!
Why do you think they are making it so hard to vote. There will be less of their people alive left to vote. They may need to turn to cheating to win another election.
If don jr was ever in danger of getting the shit beaten out of him it was then
Considering Texas' open carry laws, I think it's a shame on them that nobody took a shot at him.
He and his girlfriend can't buy a break. (sic)
Branson, MO: Tourist Mecca for people who are afraid of Mecca. 😂
Living near Branson, I can confirm this is reasonably accurate
I salute whoever wrote this joke
I always just called it Old People Vegas.
If you aren't Muslim, you SHOULD be afraid of Mecca.
@@scottdoesntmatter4409 Funny. Sounds like someone who's never been there.
A college buddy of mine went there a few years ago. He's as WASP-y as you can get. Probably had to have sunscreen sent over by cargo ship, and he's never without his Bible. Guess what? He said it was the most welcoming and gracious reception by the locals he's gotten in all his travels.
I think I'll take HIS account of whether or not non-Muslims should be afraid of Mecca over yours. Sorry not sorry.
CPAC forgot to put up a “Please Laugh” sign for Don Jr.
Pause for boos.
You would think laughing at Don Jr was a given...
Like literally, I think if they used an applause or laugh sign on cue, people would have laughed without even considering what was said. But they didn’t use the applause/laughter signs. I bet they use them next time.
Actually, they used to EXECUTE "comics" who flopped in the Middle Ages, Donny Jr. makes me wish that practice was still used!
@@johnmaki3046 [citation needed]
Missing Evie's laughter in your Rock singer skit; would of been sweet perfection! #BringEvieback
Would HAVE been!! Learn English.
That bit with don jr was the truest, purest form of schadenfreude
SNL skit but dingus jr. is not in on the joke. tough to do when you are the joke.😬🙄😁🤣✌🕺😎
Oh my god, Don Jr. absolutely floundering at CPAC is probably one of the funniest/saddest clips i've ever seen in my LIFE.
Remember, if you work hard, earn your college degree, don't buy avocado toast, get some student loans, and barely take vacations, your boss may one day go to space too.
“Pause for booing” - quite right 😂😂
That was awesome!!!
That "Tourists' mecca of people who are afraid of mecca" joke alone deserves another Peabody.
Agreed.
Agreed it was SO good! Could be used endlessly in daily convo too 🤗💜
Damn. Now I remember who Dumb Donny Jr. reminds me of. Larry from "Newhart". Remember "Hi, I'm Larry; this is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl ".
@Gino Abaya Perhaps you aren't aware that non-Muslims aren't even allowed to go to Mecca.
@@transrightsrightnow239 perhaps you aren't aware that Saudi Arabia was founded by the British Crown in 1934 to protect Israel from Arab revolt, and is America and Israel's allies, and their religious sect wahabbism is the same as that of Alqueda, Al Nusra, Taliban, Isis, and that Trump gave them permits to make nukes
"CPAC, which stands for Caucasian People Are Complaining" made me LOL.
Isn’t Colbert caucasian?
@@Kingfisher1215 So? I think you're missing the point.
@@vapx0075 not really. I think no point was made actually. Colbert is a hack playing his audience for fools. If I ever need some of Obama’s DNA, I will get it from Colbert’s lips.
@@Kingfisher1215 Looks like you haven't let your DNA loose for a while.
@@alvinanil6996 you say that every time before I cover you with it. I love the foreplay.
I cannot believe what is going on in this country with these sickos.
A Grifter, a Scammer, and a Conman went in a Bar.
Bartender : Hello Mr Trump. After ordering please Pay First.
Cash before order
* "...go into a bar." "... walk into a bar," is also acceptable.
His followers then smash their way through the windows, threatened to kill other patrons, before going behind the bar and helping themselves to whatever isn't nailed down.
Then in the following weeks they claim that either it wasn't them or that nothing happened.
a racist anti american communist walks into a bar.... hello Danrion.
@@Emorphiamusic oh, someone is in their feelings. It's okay tink tink...drink some water & throw out all devices that get you onto the internet. not liking trump doesn't making any more anti american and racist than anyone who dislikes biden. (I don't like trump at all...i tolerate biden as president because he isn't trump) I hope your life becomes less miserable. :)
Jr. looks like he's coked out of his mind.
He always does! I couldn't afford his coke maintenance!
He looked more like he is running out of his Best Is Yet To Come Powder.
Biden supporters would know.
He probably is. His thinking is gotta be just like daddy so he loves me
Ha ha!
If MJT goes to a hospital for anything, docs should throw her out of the hospital.
They should just stand around her with thoughts and prayers
At least MTG WILL NEVER HAVE ANY BRAIN PROBLEMS...NOTHING HAPPENS IN A TOTAL VACUUM!
I think they are duty bound to treat her. But why not? She obviously has a traumatic brain injury.
I hope she gets to go on a ventilator. She might... may... perhaps... will learn her lesson.
A person who KNOWS! Thanks!
The audience might be laughing, but the world is terrified. As places like the US, Malaysia, and other third world countries are increasingly failing to vaccinate, the chance of a variant that becomes immune to the vaccine increases, and we may have to start this all over again.
Aye, fellow Malaysians here. See report also takut, mana mana also gloomy as fuck sial
Australia is so far behind on vaccination and our prime minister has the idiot gall to say 'it's not a race'. It literally is, you walnut.
@@k.j.paasche6523 not true. All vaccines prevent death and hospitalisation. If u get two doses of any vaccine, you are > 99.5% very safe
@@k.j.paasche6523 -- They may have become infected, true; but the thing about the vaccine is that it prevents serious illness and death. With vaccine, there's a chance you feel bad for a few days and need to self-isolate; without it, there's a chance you end up on a ventilator or in the morgue. Even with breakthough infections, the vaccine is doing its job.
It’s a money grab, you’ll have to get another two shots in a month. Thanks and Good luck being the trial run for humanity haha
If any billionaire wants to impress me, they can start by fighting climate change instead of trying to figure out how to leave the planet Earth easily
Indeed!
As if Branson would even be able to "leave earth" with that toy rocket.
It's *SUBORBITAL*
I’m sure impressing you is at the top of every billionaires’ list.
Tell me, how much will our climate protect us from a huge asteroid? Well then maybe it’s ok if a few of them go on and try to figure that one out for us?
WOW, THOSE SELF-INDULGENT BILLIONAIRES are great?!
Billionaires are concerned with what interests them, while not looking too self indulgent. R.B. will create some flashy way to look good when in the 'lime lite', by giving away a bit of cash.
Hey, guess who’s not leaving the planet? The rest of us. Without money.
The “pause for booing” killed me 😂🤣😂🤣
His writing has definitely know his audience
I have never heard such UTTER silence.....Just how badly did Don Jr. read that crowd....
To make a dig on Texas IN Texas - I'm going to agree that he can't read at all.
He read the crowd just as badly as he read his wife and his girlfriend.
He didn’t inherit that talent from his daddy.
He forgot he was IN TEXAS? They have their own laws when it comes to "outsiders" who insult Texians TWICE.
Billionaires: Could solve all hunger, disease, and poverty on the planet.
Also billionaires: "So how do i get off this planet asap?"
Do the math. That is ignorant.
Exactly. Also money is just paper. All those things you said require resources to be solved. They don't own resources they own the medium to obtain it. Do you have any idea how much of resources will be used in what you said. Ask the people who control the resources, the government. Billionaires can't buy government
@@maanveersingh25 Billionaires have bought government. That is being proven and is obvious in the U.S. Billionaires who own Dominion just bought an entire governing body.
Dying in a fiery spaceship crash?
I thought what Don Jr. Did was called "bombing"
Bigly time!
When Junior looked to the right after his 'joke' bombed, he was actually mouthing 'Start the limo!'.
Leave the echo chamber - people just laughing at anything to keep from crying from this sh*t Biden Administration .
@@SuperOmnicronsj44 Well, it's' more than Junior''s audience were doing....
@@SuperOmnicronsj44 Which echo chamber? The one full of lies about vaccines (funny how the antimask rhetoric started after statistics showed that nonwhite people were the majority of COVID-19 deaths), the one full of lies about Jewish space lasers, or the one wherein people pretend that Tucker Carlson is not a white supremacist (funny how his talking points are the same as when he had a neonazi head writer)? Damn near every administration in living memory was a shit show of one flavor or another (which is not to minimize or excuse Trump's actions and inactions), thanks in no small part to forty years of corporatist neoliberalism (Reagan was the first such President, though Ford and Nixon demonstrated some of its origins).
Hes high again junior! Omg!!
I feel like I’m missing something here. Texas you have to step up because Austin is beating you (is this because the city of Austin has gone more purple or did he mean to say Houston or Dallas instead of Texas) I just don’t understand the joke (but then I’m not from Texas)
"MTG farting the National Anthem." That's what she thinks of liberty, justice and equality for all. Vote Blue 2022!
Those CPAC low thinkers cheering low vaccination rates are horrible persons. Any nation’s path to greatness for the well-being of the masses will depend on its forward thinkers, not those in a mob that thrill in depravity.
We Republicans stand for God, America, the constitution. We're the party of love. You democrats push critical race indoctrination, fund abortions, bring race to everything. No wonder we're very divided
Bots
@@victorarredondo304 Dude, you really need to get off the right wing propaganda. I know it's everywhere, but you can do it. However, I have a lot of questions with what you said. How do you know you stand for God? Did they tell you? What does standing for America mean exactly? And funny that you say they stand for the constitution, when they try to bypass it whenever it gets in the way of what they want. Can you explain what CRT is? I'd love to hear it. Did you know that it's only taught in university law classes, because that's where it applies? It isn't taught in public schools. That's one of many lies they tell you. The democrats do not fund abortions, they believe that a woman's choice is her choice. If you agree that you should have control over your own body....which I often hear from anti-vaccers, then you should be fine with abortion. These guys you listen to lie to you all the time because they know they can get away with it because you never fact check them. They rely on that. They don't want you to fact check them. You see, all they care about is power and they will do anything to get it. I mean, look at all the voter suppression laws they're pushing through. There are a lot of suckers in America that will follow along. Don't side with fascists. When they run out of people to go after, it'll just be a matter of time until you're next.
@@sprybug It's a troll. Arguments and reason mean nothing to it. 🤖
@Dahn I call it Fux News. You nailed it with your assessment of victor.
MANY of those people are in denial about their own MORTALITY regardless..
They don't have any.
Or worse yet, they may want to intentionally have the virus spread to cause more death.
What mortality my friend? You need to stop listening to Tv talking heads and instead open google scholar and see what type of data the meta reviews have.
The mortality is absurdly low at the moment. It is time to put the big boy pants and do your own research.
I've got to the conclusion, that they lack the cognitive capacity to have a level of understanding necessary to say they could be in "denial".
They are like dogs following the biggest and loudest of the bunch. Barking when their leader barks, wiggling their tail when he shows up.
im fine w that que serq que sera for those g.o.pshhhh nother batch of bloated outa step n n on their way out selves and "ideals". theyre a dying breed i think the realization in some actually doess keep the 5alarm fire fear mongering and frenzied antics among their few younger "future leaders" and def the fox and freaks crowds goin' nuts
“Pause for booing…” made my day 😂
Welcome back Stephen. Even a week without Stephen is way too long.
DJTJ pauses for laugh….
From the back, a single voice yells “You Suck!”
And that voice was Don Snr, then everybody clapped.
Now that's comedy!
From the back - BIDEN ECONOMY SUCKS. Pause for laughs
NONE.
"Mecca for people afraid of mecca." 🤣 from MO.
"Cocaine is technically a vegetable".
Dying LOL
So are the Trump sons, Eric and Donald Jr.
Yeah, not wrong though as it is a by-product of a plant.
@@nobodyknows3180 ...(e.g., Uday & Qusay).
Walker Taxes Evader cracked me up 😂
Don Jnr is entering 'Please Clap' territory there
Well played. Thank you.
The "this is your brain" ad still funny after all these years.
The egg looks delicious.
@@Phatooine It always gave me the munchies.
Just have to give some AMAZING credit to the staff that made the Jimmy Hendrix holding the podium graphic… that was AWESOME!!!
Technically it’s a lectern not a podium… lol
“Earth Children Still Hungry” while billionaires built rocket ships? That’s a little on the nose Stephen
I'm perfectly willing to have billionaires waste money as long as it pays for high tech research.
Better than buying a yacht with a hot tub.
They’re wasting money doing what the government accomplished 60 years ago
@@chloekey8043 not necessarily, the government did it for scientific and technological supremacy.
Branson did it for commercialism.
@@V4Now Billionaire toy for billionaires. Branson, Bezos, Musk - all of them wasting their un-taxed billions on a competition of whose dick is bigger.
@@MTMF.london The same thing was said about the airplane. But I bet you've flown somewhere in the last couple years, haven't you?
I'd rather they blew money moving goalposts that will matter to ALL of us someday rather than another megayacht or an island.
I mean, how coked-out does a body need to be to not know that Austin is in Texas? Hell, I'm not even American and I know that. I don't think that "Railz" over here could even point at Texas on a map. I don't even think he could point at a map on a white wall.
i wonder...did he think a joke entailed getting it wrong on purpose? that's pretty effed up of a brainfart all in itself... timing, framing, setting it up? screw that, just go for the throat. lol
Stephen: "I'm not going back to the damn storage room!"
Sorry, closet fans...
honestly he was better in the closet/storage room set lol
@@quasarsavage Totally agree.
He was better there.
Can't tell if this was intended as a gay joke or if you're just missing the more intimate setting for the show.
@@vikmanphotography7984
Neither. There have been lots of comments about how some fans prefer the storage closet shows. I actually like having the audience as it reminds me that 'normal' is coming back.
Staying alive IS a good side affect. 🤷♂️
meh, depends
@@OtsileM imo.😅
If you're vaccinated, GOP will say you're hated
But you're
stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
@@WhatDoesMyChannelNameMean 🤣👍
I just got my 2nd vaccine yesterday. I had COVID twice, the second time almost killed me and I feel like absolute crap. I was hoping I wouldn’t get sick from the vaccine but no such luck
i havent gotten covid. the vaccine just numbed my arm for several hours.
The only things that happened to me after both vaccine doses were muscle and nerve aches and nothing else.
Don Jr just cut the most basic of heel promos, basically the same as saying local team sucks, and he's shocked he doesn't get cheered. He really is a Trump, isn't he? 😉😂🤣
He doesn't understand why his dad can insult the audience and get cheers, and he can't.
Honestly I don't understand it either
Some how liberal media or AOC
@@nata3467 Because they are not dumb as a sack of hammers. got any more funny shit from the right side of hell
Considering his girlfriend is on salary, yes he’s definitely his father’s son and a chump
Will Arnette would be perfect to play Don Jr. He's got that awkward desperation thing down from playing Gob.
...or that mental fish flip-flopping on deck look.
"...pretty soon those 15 cases will be down to zero," Don The Insurrectionist.
The ones that have lost their minds are always the last to know!
or super hardcore, mt. Everest uphill in a blizzard denial.🙄🤪🕺✌😎
I’d like to know if Greene 🤢 and her friends have been vaccinated.
I have no doubt that she's been fully vaccinated. Otherwise she would be bragging about not getting the vaccine rather than refusing to answer the question.
Of course she has - do as I say, not as I do..
Elizabeth Ellis - She refuses to say....so, that's a big yes. She just doesn't want the IQ smaller than their shoe size CULT45 to know that.
“Goatee host organism” 😹💖
... I’m stealing that one ...💃🏿
The laugh track is because it's not funny. Poorly disguised propaganda.
@@shouygui4955… except he has a real audience … you should get out of the basement more if you have forgotten what people laughing sounds like.
“Farting the national anthem” made me laugh out loud.
Except she does not know the national anthem= to T*
"This weekend was CPAC, which stands for 'Caucasian People Are Complaining'."😂😂😂
"Christian Preachers Attack Constitution?"
Communist Party of America Conference
I thought it stood for conservative people are crazy
Ayup, just when you think Eric's the stupid one, along comes Junior.
It was the cocaine talking.😂😂
“They” oughta release The Apprentice outtakes. Or the pee tape.
the steele dosier another piece of false propaganda pushed by the mainstream media.
You into pee? Is that your angle?
Ew. But yeah. It's still out there. In Saint-Petersburg.
Orange Cheezus is like Jesus in reverse, everyone dies so that he can live.
Lol. Also known as Anti Krist Orange.
I always saw him as a bizarro robin hood... No honour, no love and he steals from the poor to enrich himself.
Both him and Jebus will lead to the death of a culture - especially if he keeps going (Jesus killed an entire culture - albeit slowly - when he became a martyr - he also gave the first push to Imperialism, because the empire before that vanished and the new empire was built on christ).
At any rate, these people are created by the desperation of others. Keep trying to get desperation out of the equation and you won't need a jesus and you won't allow a Trump. Like jebus said, love is the answer. I don't believe in his father, but Jesus lived and did inspire people. His message in this sense can not be denied.
Hell. Even Yoda figured it out. Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
Trump clearly didn't. Too busy being scared.
So he's Susej?
Stiffed Judas on the 30 pieces of silver, since he never pays his debts. See also, the anti-Lannister.
What's communion look like in that church?
No no no. Just any one that doesn’t pretend to have anything but adulation for him.
"Pause for Booing"...
Yup. Even when she's on the House Floor...
Great monologue today! Can’t figure out what was the best joke?! 😂 The Delta joke? 🤣 The Caucasian People Are Complaining joke? 😆 The stage joke? 😭 The virgin jokes? 😂 Soooo good! Give the writers a raise! 👏👏👏
"GOP Members Continue To Discourage Vaccination."
Sigh. It's funny, but not ha-ha funny.
Killing themselves to hurt "Biden's" vaccination rate. 😅
@@drd0114 Not themselves. I promise that every single member of the Republican Congress, & GOP misinformation crew is fully vaccinated. It's their idiot supporters who are dying. Or spreading COVID-19 to innocent bystanders, who are then dying.
At this point, let’s just let things play out.
They have no conscious at all.
Literally killing themselves to own the libs, that's conservatives for ya.
Tell Branson to go up again, and this time, stay there.
We have a segment of our population that is truly horrifying. Is it low intelligence, poor education, poor self esteem… what is their problem? They’re killing themselves and endangering the rest of us.
It think it has a lot to do with politicizing every issue. Not being vaccinated is part of being Republican and many people view that as a part of their identity
You're everywhere
@@victorarredondo304 Was about to comment the same thing lol
I mean, I agree with them, but damn bitch take a break!
Not me im vaccinated so is my family....:)
So... There are countries around the world STRUGGLING to get vaccines for people that actually want them. I sincerely hope he asks Branson why he thought going to the edge of space for 4 minutes was a better use of his money than helping end the pandemic
The biggest ego trip ever!
Send all the leftover vaccines that the Trumptards won't take.
A “surprising amount of death” sounds like a great line in a novel- but sounds horrible irl.
That clip of Jackass Jr. gave me great joy. 😊
“Branson, Missouri, tourist mecca of people afraid of Mecca.”
Love it.
My gawd, Stephen is on fire 🔥 since he’s back with the audience 🤣🤣🤣
The Titanic attraction also has tours of it and you're even issued an ID of a real person who was on board the Titanic and at the end of the trip, you get to figure out if you died or not. Real stuff
I died. 3rd class passenger.
"Pause for Booing"
That was too funny
Why is that? Clearly only those with same mindset as this host would go to the show. I promise you many people that run across this video are booing. Har har to you too
He went into the edge and only last a few minutes. Now that’s a virgin! 🤣
"Pause for booing"
LOL! That's awesome.
I ain't going to lie. This was one of the best show I have seen from Colbert
Really? Lol the jokes were horrible and the propaganda strong ...hard pass
Branson: Where the IQ is equivalent to trumps approval rating.
LOL - Trump economy in decades - how you liking THIS economy? You people are hilarious!!!!! Even worse Border crisis .. what are you saying??? ha ha ha
@@SuperOmnicronsj44 I literally cannot tell if that is supposed to be pro- or anti- trump.
"Trump economy in decades." Do you even English?
@@SuperOmnicronsj44 How’s the weather in Petrograd? 🇷🇺
Biden
can't read a teleprompter and is in clear cognitive decline. Try better
I miss when we only let intelligent, useful people into space.
DJTJ needs no help when it comes to making a fool of himself!
Seems to run in the genes.
TDS
@@shouygui4955 troll! Shame on you for using the Dead's logo- Jerry's probably rolling in his grave!
Walker: Taxes Evader 😂
“Don’t make them sing to us again”
Have you heard Jon Batiste? If it’s all him, I’ll be alright.
That’s what I’m thinking
Stephen missed his calling. He needs to be lead singer in an 80s cover band
You give love a bad name dance is a career highlight worthy of creation of an award...
Does ANYTHING get by you and your writers, staff, and crew?! Brilliant stuff!
5:40 "i guess what i'm trying to say is: cocaine is an effective weight loss drug" - John Oliver
@Dahn I've not even opened one of his links - bot?
... I miss when the laughs were just by the crew and his wife. Some audience laughs seem fake >:
"Hold for booing" will be in my head the next time I have to give a presentation.
Two repulsive Bransons in one monologue. How the writers missed that opportunity?
Probably a contractual obligation.
Both Bransons consist of selfish rich folks who'd rather wasted money on their own entertainment than pay their taxes and let the rest of Americans enjoy even the basics of life, so, yeah... but since one of them comes on the show tomorrow, I guess Stephen couldn't be honest about him. I do wish he'd stood up for us against him and refused to do that promo for him and bring him on the show. I'm actually surprised that Stephen is supporting him. It really changes the way I see him. I thought my fellow South Carolinian was on our side, but I guess not.
@@WhatDoesMyChannelNameMean so true. I was hoping his 'contractually obliged to have him on the show' meant that he was against it but the studio was forcing it. Hard to say. Doubt he has as much artistic licence as Oliver and has to be a company shill every once in a while.
I happened to open RUclips just after the space plane launched, and watched it go into space as it was happening. I was horrified to see Stephen's recorded bit on the broadcast ... and even more horrified to see him announce Branson would be on the show.
He does seem like a hostage trying to signal his real feelings in the video without his captors' picking it up.
I missed you, Stephen
Speaking as a Texan, you do not make fun of Texas like that. People do not take it well.
I didn’t understand his point. What the heck was he saying?
Well, y'all voted for Republican State leaders! There is your Answer to making jokes about Texas!
@@forgeustiss6667 Texans like seeing themselves as the best at everything, so telling a bunch of mainly rural Texans that Austin (which is very liberal) is better than them won't go over well.
It’s reckless endangerment and homicide. They should be criminally charged.
I agree with you 100%
so should people who don't get the flu vaccine be charged? People who get an abortion be charged? You open that can of worms theres only less freedom for you in that bag. Slippery slope to communism. We're already sliding. These opinions - wanting to control others decisions... that is quite literally the opposite of free will.
@Covid is a Chinese Biological Attack By your logic then no one would ever be charged with either offense in any circumstance. It’s reckless endangerment to spread lies about a virus and a vaccine to prevent death for cheap political points to hold up a malignantly narcissistic psychopath responsible for over 600,OOO deaths due to gross negligence. Then this same human being led a group of common thugs in MAGA hats to assassinate members of Congress. You are not worthy of my pity if you haven’t figured this out yet.
@Covid is a Chinese Biological Attack I see you care not at all about the dead. That’s typical of pretenders. I’m no longer interested in conversing with you.
@@jennifercuddy5663 he doesnt care about anything except his grievance politics and rage. heart attack forthcoming for the little bundle of joy.
He's distancing his rally from the riot by pretending they were two separate events. He should watch the footage of his goons leaving his rally to March on the Capitol at his suggestion.
Peacefully he said.
Lmao.
This is so sad. Springfield Missouri hospitals are begging for any respiratory therapists who can to come to their aid. The hospitals are overwhelmed. Most of the victims are aged 0 to 4 or 30 to 40. This is not nature wiping out the old and the vulnerable.
Darwin law. Unfortunately 50% of Americans have fallen into that category destined for natural selection, ... thanks to a cult.
Watching some republicans speaking out about Covid is like watchig clips from Idiocracy movie.