With Covid Surging, GOP Members Continue To Discourage Vaccination
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- Опубликовано: 13 июн 2024
- As the country suffers a new surge in Covid-19 infections due to the spread of the Delta variant among unvaccinated Americans, Republicans like Marjorie Taylor Greene are still actively discouraging Americans from getting the lifesaving jab. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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That stony silence that greeted Don Jr's attempt at humor was one of the most delightful things I've heard all month.
IKR. That was rather hilarious 😂😂.
Too bad no one there screamed "you suck!" It would off been perfect
thats whats called in the comedy business, ...sucking dead air.
The writers on this show missed a good opportunity to insert a sound bite of crickets chirping there! :)
Donnie Dumdum forgot the first rule of addressing Texans: Don't mess with Texas, not even jokingly, lol.
Riiiight, love was in the air, shit was on the walls, and Capitol officers' blood was on the floor.
...and someone brought a swinging rope knot to hang the then-VP...
Just going to ignore all the death at the riots I guess. Also forgetting all the police hate until it suits your narrative. Your brain must be mush.
@@Brisco_County_Jr More right wing projection. SAD!
@@Brisco_County_Jr Ding! Ding! Ding! T***pturd alert!
@@Brisco_County_Jr Right wingers are such snowflakes. They cry for Civil War then cry "no fair" when one of theirs gets killed.
Remember when EVERYONE got the polio vaccine and then polio went away. Good times. Good times.
Probably because polio's main target was children
@matthew thornton prevents the spread
@matthew thornton It exactly stops the spread. Exactly.
This time gullible people will go a way. World war z
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
"Caucasion People Are Complaining" Yep, that's exactly what it stands for.
I thought CPAC stood for "Crack Pots Against Constitutionality"
Oh well 😫
😳 Yes, so True 😅😆🤣.
So funny 😅, 🤔 it's a Damn shame 🙆🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
@@proclusyellioupolos197 You sure as hell don't support it or your bunch of morons wouldn't have tried to overthrow the government.
talking about the constitution while wiping your azz with it every second you can just so you can justify your fascist ideas.....
and the best part is ... you think you are above it and it will never get to you..
they all say that... and they all are wrong.... but history is not your thing right ? history is just racist right ?
Dude, no, you're right on. Everybody's two cents adds up!
@@proclusyellioupolos197 Most Americans support ALL of them. I've never seen a time in American history when the Republican party supported only the 2nd and pissed on all the rest.
600,000 dead Americans isn’t enough for these people? Not to mention the long haulers… Wow.
Fake number
@@victorarredondo304 your fake brain doesn't work.
@@victorarredondo304 it’s a bot account for sure.
Stupid is as stupid does...F. Gump
Not until they get it
I remember being jealous of the vaccination rates of the US as a Canadian at the beginning of the vaccine releases. Now it's like wtf did you people do
That was our 60% intelligent people followed by our imbeciles. Hopefully the right doesnt sabotage our already abysmal education
@@prof.scheere6933 the uneducated are more easily controlled. 🇨🇦
@@ashleighjaimaosborne3966 Kinda true. Why do you think inner cities never get any better?
@@ashleighjaimaosborne3966 exactly!
we seem to have a lot of people doing wtf sorts of things here ....
Don Jr talking in that clip was terrifying. I wouldn’t feel safe in a room with him
AND I DO NOT LIKE HIS CARETAKER, THE BIG SCREETCHING OWL, HE DESERVES HER, SHE IS USING HIM AND HIS STUPID FAMILY!!!
Those blinding white teeth alone scare the bejezus out of me...
I'd like to be in a room alone with the trump men for a few minutes if no one knew about it until after they were found and taken to the hospital
Just don't forget to vote in your local and state elections, people.
Remind your family and friends to vote as well.
Vote Republican. Save America from the disaster of the Democratic party. They push critical race theory & racist.
@@victorarredondo304 nah that's your people
Lol at this Repub vs Dem sht. Different wing part of the same bird made to divide people.
@@babakbe1514 indeed
@@babakbe1514 Yeah, but one is clearly worse at this point. This ain't your George HW Bush Republicans.
That bit with don jr was the truest, purest form of schadenfreude
SNL skit but dingus jr. is not in on the joke. tough to do when you are the joke.😬🙄😁🤣✌🕺😎
Oh my God. That awkward silence after Don Jnr... Delicious! Thank you, Stephen!
I don't care much for the Trumps. but that doesn't make this man adds any value. He is mpre fake and dumber than MSNBC. It's just all dumb crap designed to get attention. Just like nearly all main street media now. 99% bought news. It's become pathetic. It appears most here just suck it up as 'inciteful'. Talk about the 'dumbing down' of America!
“Pause for booing…” made my day 😂
I see a notification of Stephen's monologue after a week's break and my Tuesday morning is made !✔ Love from Nairobi Kenya 🇰🇪✔
Looking cute, I see.
You, I mean. Not Stephen.
Same😄
Me too! Hi from the Netherlands
I was reading the news on my iPad and saw that he had a new show last night. Made my Tuesday morning!
Thought so too! Love it! 😁☕
Such a massive disappointment, Missouri is out of ventilators and beds, and these people at CPAC cheer. What exactly are they cheering for?
It’s all theatre! You are just noticing that?
Oh, but they are "pro-life", at least for zygotes and embryos. People outside the womb, not so much.
Fewer Republican votes,🤷
I’m honestly wondering if you’re a real person. You post on every late night video with like 10 comments
They tend to do that when they're not busy ranting or chanting. Remember, citizen number one loves stupid people cuz he said so himself.
"Mecca for people afraid of mecca." 🤣 from MO.
Jr. looks like he's coked out of his mind.
He always does! I couldn't afford his coke maintenance!
He looked more like he is running out of his Best Is Yet To Come Powder.
Biden supporters would know.
He probably is. His thinking is gotta be just like daddy so he loves me
Ha ha!
I swear, hearing President Biden's predecessor talk makes me cringe. Like nails being drawn across a chalkboard. 😖
Nails on the tiniest hand
Remember. The vaccine is all thanks to president trump. So i guess u should respect him
@@victorarredondo304 Wrong.
@@victorarredondo304 respect is earned.
Nope. His words and delivery are comforting. That last Mfer lies so much that the sound doesn't register.
“Pause for booing” - quite right 😂😂
That was awesome!!!
Texas holds the "Dont mess with Texas" motto as holy scripture. That DTjr quip went as far as a salsa made in NYC in a Pace Salsa commercial.
If don jr was ever in danger of getting the shit beaten out of him it was then
Considering Texas' open carry laws, I think it's a shame on them that nobody took a shot at him.
He and his girlfriend can't buy a break. (sic)
Fun Fact: "Pause for booing" is also on MTG's drivers license.
HA!!
🤭🤭
Watching his face as he slowly realizes he's not getting the response he wanted and that toothy smirk slowly fading is the image I needed right now. Meme as soon as possible.
Was con junior waiting for the vaudeville hook to pull him off stage?
OMG, I WANT TO SEE THE MEMES!
Right?
@@danarcher5972 And where did you find this tidbit of information? A meme or Qanon trolls?
@@xeyex wikileaks = qanon? lol.
"CPAC, which stands for Caucasian People Are Complaining" made me LOL.
Isn’t Colbert caucasian?
@@Kingfisher1215 So? I think you're missing the point.
@@vapx0075 not really. I think no point was made actually. Colbert is a hack playing his audience for fools. If I ever need some of Obama’s DNA, I will get it from Colbert’s lips.
@@Kingfisher1215 Looks like you haven't let your DNA loose for a while.
@@alvinanil6996 you say that every time before I cover you with it. I love the foreplay.
Remember, if you work hard, earn your college degree, don't buy avocado toast, get some student loans, and barely take vacations, your boss may one day go to space too.
I cannot believe what is going on in this country with these sickos.
CPAC forgot to put up a “Please Laugh” sign for Don Jr.
Pause for boos.
You would think laughing at Don Jr was a given...
Like literally, I think if they used an applause or laugh sign on cue, people would have laughed without even considering what was said. But they didn’t use the applause/laughter signs. I bet they use them next time.
Actually, they used to EXECUTE "comics" who flopped in the Middle Ages, Donny Jr. makes me wish that practice was still used!
@@johnmaki3046 [citation needed]
Missing Evie's laughter in your Rock singer skit; would of been sweet perfection! #BringEvieback
Would HAVE been!! Learn English.
The "this is your brain" ad still funny after all these years.
The egg looks delicious.
@@Phatooine It always gave me the munchies.
Ask Branson why he asked for billions of pounds of bailout money for his airlines when he obviously has enough money to fund publicity stunts like this.
you ask him.
I sadly doubt that he'll guest on Tooning Out the News while at it, so no hard-hitting questions. It is what it is. At the end of the day, it's just comedy.
@@twincast2005 it's business, not comedy.
@@nobodyknows3180 So Stephen can criticize injustice in the world, but only if he's not selling out? I'm unsubscribing and not watching him anymore since he's clearly an echo chamber at this point.
@@nobodyknows3180 hi, unfortunately I have neither his personal number or a talk show.
The “pause for booing” killed me 😂🤣😂🤣
His writing has definitely know his audience
If any billionaire wants to impress me, they can start by fighting climate change instead of trying to figure out how to leave the planet Earth easily
Indeed!
As if Branson would even be able to "leave earth" with that toy rocket.
It's *SUBORBITAL*
I’m sure impressing you is at the top of every billionaires’ list.
Tell me, how much will our climate protect us from a huge asteroid? Well then maybe it’s ok if a few of them go on and try to figure that one out for us?
WOW, THOSE SELF-INDULGENT BILLIONAIRES are great?!
Billionaires are concerned with what interests them, while not looking too self indulgent. R.B. will create some flashy way to look good when in the 'lime lite', by giving away a bit of cash.
Hey, guess who’s not leaving the planet? The rest of us. Without money.
"MTG farting the National Anthem." That's what she thinks of liberty, justice and equality for all. Vote Blue 2022!
If MJT goes to a hospital for anything, docs should throw her out of the hospital.
They should just stand around her with thoughts and prayers
At least MTG WILL NEVER HAVE ANY BRAIN PROBLEMS...NOTHING HAPPENS IN A TOTAL VACUUM!
I think they are duty bound to treat her. But why not? She obviously has a traumatic brain injury.
I hope she gets to go on a ventilator. She might... may... perhaps... will learn her lesson.
A person who KNOWS! Thanks!
Oh my god, Don Jr. absolutely floundering at CPAC is probably one of the funniest/saddest clips i've ever seen in my LIFE.
This is so sad. Springfield Missouri hospitals are begging for any respiratory therapists who can to come to their aid. The hospitals are overwhelmed. Most of the victims are aged 0 to 4 or 30 to 40. This is not nature wiping out the old and the vulnerable.
Darwin law. Unfortunately 50% of Americans have fallen into that category destined for natural selection, ... thanks to a cult.
Billionaires: Could solve all hunger, disease, and poverty on the planet.
Also billionaires: "So how do i get off this planet asap?"
Do the math. That is ignorant.
Exactly. Also money is just paper. All those things you said require resources to be solved. They don't own resources they own the medium to obtain it. Do you have any idea how much of resources will be used in what you said. Ask the people who control the resources, the government. Billionaires can't buy government
@@maanveersingh25 Billionaires have bought government. That is being proven and is obvious in the U.S. Billionaires who own Dominion just bought an entire governing body.
Dying in a fiery spaceship crash?
That "Tourists' mecca of people who are afraid of mecca" joke alone deserves another Peabody.
Agreed.
Agreed it was SO good! Could be used endlessly in daily convo too 🤗💜
Damn. Now I remember who Dumb Donny Jr. reminds me of. Larry from "Newhart". Remember "Hi, I'm Larry; this is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl ".
@Gino Abaya Perhaps you aren't aware that non-Muslims aren't even allowed to go to Mecca.
@@transrightsrightnow239 perhaps you aren't aware that Saudi Arabia was founded by the British Crown in 1934 to protect Israel from Arab revolt, and is America and Israel's allies, and their religious sect wahabbism is the same as that of Alqueda, Al Nusra, Taliban, Isis, and that Trump gave them permits to make nukes
I have never heard such UTTER silence.....Just how badly did Don Jr. read that crowd....
To make a dig on Texas IN Texas - I'm going to agree that he can't read at all.
He read the crowd just as badly as he read his wife and his girlfriend.
He didn’t inherit that talent from his daddy.
He forgot he was IN TEXAS? They have their own laws when it comes to "outsiders" who insult Texians TWICE.
My gawd, Stephen is on fire 🔥 since he’s back with the audience 🤣🤣🤣
Does ANYTHING get by you and your writers, staff, and crew?! Brilliant stuff!
Welcome back Stephen. Even a week without Stephen is way too long.
So they’re applauding the fact that they’re killing their own party. That’s republican logic at it’s best.
this is a wonderful thing! Pretty soon, no more GOP voters!
TRUMP:" I love the unintelligent " soon,smaller ralleys 👍
@@scottdoesntmatter4409 All that effort to control the 2020 Census for naught.
Your right!
Why do you think they are making it so hard to vote. There will be less of their people alive left to vote. They may need to turn to cheating to win another election.
Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and Trevor Noah has the funniest talk shows on TV.
Ayup, just when you think Eric's the stupid one, along comes Junior.
It was the cocaine talking.😂😂
I thought what Don Jr. Did was called "bombing"
Bigly time!
That Don Jr. is just a freaky guy. Terrifying really. I don't think he's a safe person for anyone to be around, especially by themselves🤯.
@Kirk from The Marshall Report - 100% accurate.
@Kirk from The Marshall Report I couldn't agree with you more on that. Neither would I.
which son do you will choose Hunter Biden or Don Jr? =))))
At this point I feel bad for him. He's not cut out for this. Hope he retires to a ranch somewhere once Dad's in prison.
yeah Hunter is just adorable..you ppl are f'n absolute morons.
Tell Branson to go up again, and this time, stay there.
"Pause for Booing"...
Yup. Even when she's on the House Floor...
Staying alive IS a good side affect. 🤷♂️
meh, depends
@@OtsileM imo.😅
If you're vaccinated, GOP will say you're hated
But you're
stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
@@WhatDoesMyChannelNameMean 🤣👍
Branson, MO: Tourist Mecca for people who are afraid of Mecca. 😂
Living near Branson, I can confirm this is reasonably accurate
I salute whoever wrote this joke
I always just called it Old People Vegas.
If you aren't Muslim, you SHOULD be afraid of Mecca.
@@scottdoesntmatter4409 Funny. Sounds like someone who's never been there.
A college buddy of mine went there a few years ago. He's as WASP-y as you can get. Probably had to have sunscreen sent over by cargo ship, and he's never without his Bible. Guess what? He said it was the most welcoming and gracious reception by the locals he's gotten in all his travels.
I think I'll take HIS account of whether or not non-Muslims should be afraid of Mecca over yours. Sorry not sorry.
He went into the edge and only last a few minutes. Now that’s a virgin! 🤣
“Goatee host organism” 😹💖
... I’m stealing that one ...💃🏿
The laugh track is because it's not funny. Poorly disguised propaganda.
@@shouygui4955… except he has a real audience … you should get out of the basement more if you have forgotten what people laughing sounds like.
"....tourist mecca of tourists who are afraid of Mecca." OMG I had to turn my head to not spit tea into my keyboard! (edit) Hit save too early. This could be one of the funniest Stephen Colbert monologues, ever.
Me sitting here wondering what time zone you're in. "Spit tea".... ? Its 1:12 am here.
@@BarnaliD 2:46 where I am right now. Sounds to me like Cyn is across the pond. :)
@@clavesseptem7223 yeah. I wast thinking UK or Australia.
Also, I wrote Spit instead of sip haha! Dang autospell.
When Junior looked to the right after his 'joke' bombed, he was actually mouthing 'Start the limo!'.
Leave the echo chamber - people just laughing at anything to keep from crying from this sh*t Biden Administration .
@@SuperOmnicronsj44 Well, it's' more than Junior''s audience were doing....
@@SuperOmnicronsj44 Which echo chamber? The one full of lies about vaccines (funny how the antimask rhetoric started after statistics showed that nonwhite people were the majority of COVID-19 deaths), the one full of lies about Jewish space lasers, or the one wherein people pretend that Tucker Carlson is not a white supremacist (funny how his talking points are the same as when he had a neonazi head writer)? Damn near every administration in living memory was a shit show of one flavor or another (which is not to minimize or excuse Trump's actions and inactions), thanks in no small part to forty years of corporatist neoliberalism (Reagan was the first such President, though Ford and Nixon demonstrated some of its origins).
Hes high again junior! Omg!!
I feel like I’m missing something here. Texas you have to step up because Austin is beating you (is this because the city of Austin has gone more purple or did he mean to say Houston or Dallas instead of Texas) I just don’t understand the joke (but then I’m not from Texas)
"Hold for booing" will be in my head the next time I have to give a presentation.
I just got my 2nd vaccine yesterday. I had COVID twice, the second time almost killed me and I feel like absolute crap. I was hoping I wouldn’t get sick from the vaccine but no such luck
i havent gotten covid. the vaccine just numbed my arm for several hours.
The only things that happened to me after both vaccine doses were muscle and nerve aches and nothing else.
The ones that have lost their minds are always the last to know!
or super hardcore, mt. Everest uphill in a blizzard denial.🙄🤪🕺✌😎
The audience might be laughing, but the world is terrified. As places like the US, Malaysia, and other third world countries are increasingly failing to vaccinate, the chance of a variant that becomes immune to the vaccine increases, and we may have to start this all over again.
Aye, fellow Malaysians here. See report also takut, mana mana also gloomy as fuck sial
Australia is so far behind on vaccination and our prime minister has the idiot gall to say 'it's not a race'. It literally is, you walnut.
@@k.j.paasche6523 not true. All vaccines prevent death and hospitalisation. If u get two doses of any vaccine, you are > 99.5% very safe
@@k.j.paasche6523 -- They may have become infected, true; but the thing about the vaccine is that it prevents serious illness and death. With vaccine, there's a chance you feel bad for a few days and need to self-isolate; without it, there's a chance you end up on a ventilator or in the morgue. Even with breakthough infections, the vaccine is doing its job.
It’s a money grab, you’ll have to get another two shots in a month. Thanks and Good luck being the trial run for humanity haha
I mean, how coked-out does a body need to be to not know that Austin is in Texas? Hell, I'm not even American and I know that. I don't think that "Railz" over here could even point at Texas on a map. I don't even think he could point at a map on a white wall.
i wonder...did he think a joke entailed getting it wrong on purpose? that's pretty effed up of a brainfart all in itself... timing, framing, setting it up? screw that, just go for the throat. lol
"...pretty soon those 15 cases will be down to zero," Don The Insurrectionist.
Those CPAC low thinkers cheering low vaccination rates are horrible persons. Any nation’s path to greatness for the well-being of the masses will depend on its forward thinkers, not those in a mob that thrill in depravity.
We Republicans stand for God, America, the constitution. We're the party of love. You democrats push critical race indoctrination, fund abortions, bring race to everything. No wonder we're very divided
Bots
@@victorarredondo304 Dude, you really need to get off the right wing propaganda. I know it's everywhere, but you can do it. However, I have a lot of questions with what you said. How do you know you stand for God? Did they tell you? What does standing for America mean exactly? And funny that you say they stand for the constitution, when they try to bypass it whenever it gets in the way of what they want. Can you explain what CRT is? I'd love to hear it. Did you know that it's only taught in university law classes, because that's where it applies? It isn't taught in public schools. That's one of many lies they tell you. The democrats do not fund abortions, they believe that a woman's choice is her choice. If you agree that you should have control over your own body....which I often hear from anti-vaccers, then you should be fine with abortion. These guys you listen to lie to you all the time because they know they can get away with it because you never fact check them. They rely on that. They don't want you to fact check them. You see, all they care about is power and they will do anything to get it. I mean, look at all the voter suppression laws they're pushing through. There are a lot of suckers in America that will follow along. Don't side with fascists. When they run out of people to go after, it'll just be a matter of time until you're next.
@@sprybug It's a troll. Arguments and reason mean nothing to it. 🤖
@Dahn I call it Fux News. You nailed it with your assessment of victor.
MANY of those people are in denial about their own MORTALITY regardless..
They don't have any.
Or worse yet, they may want to intentionally have the virus spread to cause more death.
What mortality my friend? You need to stop listening to Tv talking heads and instead open google scholar and see what type of data the meta reviews have.
The mortality is absurdly low at the moment. It is time to put the big boy pants and do your own research.
I've got to the conclusion, that they lack the cognitive capacity to have a level of understanding necessary to say they could be in "denial".
They are like dogs following the biggest and loudest of the bunch. Barking when their leader barks, wiggling their tail when he shows up.
im fine w that que serq que sera for those g.o.pshhhh nother batch of bloated outa step n n on their way out selves and "ideals". theyre a dying breed i think the realization in some actually doess keep the 5alarm fire fear mongering and frenzied antics among their few younger "future leaders" and def the fox and freaks crowds goin' nuts
When the crowd went silent...that was gold!! LoL 😂😳😅😬🤣😁
Jon always looks soooo divine. Im in love with that man!
I’d like to know if Greene 🤢 and her friends have been vaccinated.
I have no doubt that she's been fully vaccinated. Otherwise she would be bragging about not getting the vaccine rather than refusing to answer the question.
Of course she has - do as I say, not as I do..
Elizabeth Ellis - She refuses to say....so, that's a big yes. She just doesn't want the IQ smaller than their shoe size CULT45 to know that.
"Pause for booing"
LOL! That's awesome.
A “surprising amount of death” sounds like a great line in a novel- but sounds horrible irl.
Speaking as a Texan, you do not make fun of Texas like that. People do not take it well.
I didn’t understand his point. What the heck was he saying?
Well, y'all voted for Republican State leaders! There is your Answer to making jokes about Texas!
@@forgeustiss6667 Texans like seeing themselves as the best at everything, so telling a bunch of mainly rural Texans that Austin (which is very liberal) is better than them won't go over well.
"Cocaine is technically a vegetable".
Dying LOL
So are the Trump sons, Eric and Donald Jr.
Yeah, not wrong though as it is a by-product of a plant.
@@nobodyknows3180 ...(e.g., Uday & Qusay).
Walker: Taxes Evader 😂
“Don’t make them sing to us again”
Have you heard Jon Batiste? If it’s all him, I’ll be alright.
That’s what I’m thinking
Chump's version of love is weirdly way different than what I've been tought.
We have a segment of our population that is truly horrifying. Is it low intelligence, poor education, poor self esteem… what is their problem? They’re killing themselves and endangering the rest of us.
It think it has a lot to do with politicizing every issue. Not being vaccinated is part of being Republican and many people view that as a part of their identity
You're everywhere
@@victorarredondo304 Was about to comment the same thing lol
I mean, I agree with them, but damn bitch take a break!
Not me im vaccinated so is my family....:)
DJTJ pauses for laugh….
From the back, a single voice yells “You Suck!”
And that voice was Don Snr, then everybody clapped.
Now that's comedy!
From the back - BIDEN ECONOMY SUCKS. Pause for laughs
NONE.
That don Jr clip made my fucking day
Branson: Where the IQ is equivalent to trumps approval rating.
LOL - Trump economy in decades - how you liking THIS economy? You people are hilarious!!!!! Even worse Border crisis .. what are you saying??? ha ha ha
@@SuperOmnicronsj44 I literally cannot tell if that is supposed to be pro- or anti- trump.
"Trump economy in decades." Do you even English?
@@SuperOmnicronsj44 How’s the weather in Petrograd? 🇷🇺
Biden
can't read a teleprompter and is in clear cognitive decline. Try better
I miss when we only let intelligent, useful people into space.
A Grifter, a Scammer, and a Conman went in a Bar.
Bartender : Hello Mr Trump. After ordering please Pay First.
Cash before order
* "...go into a bar." "... walk into a bar," is also acceptable.
His followers then smash their way through the windows, threatened to kill other patrons, before going behind the bar and helping themselves to whatever isn't nailed down.
Then in the following weeks they claim that either it wasn't them or that nothing happened.
a racist anti american communist walks into a bar.... hello Danrion.
@@Emorphiamusic oh, someone is in their feelings. It's okay tink tink...drink some water & throw out all devices that get you onto the internet. not liking trump doesn't making any more anti american and racist than anyone who dislikes biden. (I don't like trump at all...i tolerate biden as president because he isn't trump) I hope your life becomes less miserable. :)
That clip of Jackass Jr. gave me great joy. 😊
This monologue was off the chain! 😆
I lost it at "pause for booing."
"Pause for Booing"
That was too funny
Why is that? Clearly only those with same mindset as this host would go to the show. I promise you many people that run across this video are booing. Har har to you too
“Earth Children Still Hungry” while billionaires built rocket ships? That’s a little on the nose Stephen
I'm perfectly willing to have billionaires waste money as long as it pays for high tech research.
Better than buying a yacht with a hot tub.
They’re wasting money doing what the government accomplished 60 years ago
@@chloekey8043 not necessarily, the government did it for scientific and technological supremacy.
Branson did it for commercialism.
@@V4Now Billionaire toy for billionaires. Branson, Bezos, Musk - all of them wasting their un-taxed billions on a competition of whose dick is bigger.
@@MTMF.london The same thing was said about the airplane. But I bet you've flown somewhere in the last couple years, haven't you?
I'd rather they blew money moving goalposts that will matter to ALL of us someday rather than another megayacht or an island.
The writers were on fire with this segment!
Stephen is back in the studio and i'm back watching. I missed this setting
“Farting the national anthem” made me laugh out loud.
Except she does not know the national anthem= to T*
Walker Taxes Evader cracked me up 😂
Don Jnr is entering 'Please Clap' territory there
Well played. Thank you.
They should’ve followed Don Jr’s Austin joke with the Price is Right failure them.
Whu-whu-wh-whuuuuuuh
This show man…..it gets me through all the crap that’s going on
Just have to give some AMAZING credit to the staff that made the Jimmy Hendrix holding the podium graphic… that was AWESOME!!!
Technically it’s a lectern not a podium… lol
I ain't going to lie. This was one of the best show I have seen from Colbert
Really? Lol the jokes were horrible and the propaganda strong ...hard pass
I’ve been to Branson and that Mecca joke was spot on and too funny!
Thank you Colbert. Love, Evie
"This weekend was CPAC, which stands for 'Caucasian People Are Complaining'."😂😂😂
"Christian Preachers Attack Constitution?"
Communist Party of America Conference
I thought it stood for conservative people are crazy
It’s reckless endangerment and homicide. They should be criminally charged.
I agree with you 100%
so should people who don't get the flu vaccine be charged? People who get an abortion be charged? You open that can of worms theres only less freedom for you in that bag. Slippery slope to communism. We're already sliding. These opinions - wanting to control others decisions... that is quite literally the opposite of free will.
@Covid is a Chinese Biological Attack By your logic then no one would ever be charged with either offense in any circumstance. It’s reckless endangerment to spread lies about a virus and a vaccine to prevent death for cheap political points to hold up a malignantly narcissistic psychopath responsible for over 600,OOO deaths due to gross negligence. Then this same human being led a group of common thugs in MAGA hats to assassinate members of Congress. You are not worthy of my pity if you haven’t figured this out yet.
@Covid is a Chinese Biological Attack I see you care not at all about the dead. That’s typical of pretenders. I’m no longer interested in conversing with you.
@@jennifercuddy5663 he doesnt care about anything except his grievance politics and rage. heart attack forthcoming for the little bundle of joy.
I was not expecting the Bon Jovi, but I am HERE for it. 😍
Let's send the entire 1% to Mars. That would improve life on Earth immensely.
Two repulsive Bransons in one monologue. How the writers missed that opportunity?
Probably a contractual obligation.
Both Bransons consist of selfish rich folks who'd rather wasted money on their own entertainment than pay their taxes and let the rest of Americans enjoy even the basics of life, so, yeah... but since one of them comes on the show tomorrow, I guess Stephen couldn't be honest about him. I do wish he'd stood up for us against him and refused to do that promo for him and bring him on the show. I'm actually surprised that Stephen is supporting him. It really changes the way I see him. I thought my fellow South Carolinian was on our side, but I guess not.
@@WhatDoesMyChannelNameMean so true. I was hoping his 'contractually obliged to have him on the show' meant that he was against it but the studio was forcing it. Hard to say. Doubt he has as much artistic licence as Oliver and has to be a company shill every once in a while.
I happened to open RUclips just after the space plane launched, and watched it go into space as it was happening. I was horrified to see Stephen's recorded bit on the broadcast ... and even more horrified to see him announce Branson would be on the show.
He does seem like a hostage trying to signal his real feelings in the video without his captors' picking it up.
Billionaires having their own space race goes to show how badly we need to tax them 🤦♀️
Let's include churches as well.
Yes! And did you hear what that ignoramus said from space, "if we can do this, imagine what you can do". Are we supposed to see him as an inspiration? "We wasted $millions on a joyride! Aren't we inspirational!" 🤦
Nah, let's just tax you on the extra cake you eat in a year instead.
@@gregsouls2666 nothing says, “I am a self loathing fat person”, more than trolling other people about their weight.
I'm confused about the DJTJ joke. Did he say Austin is taking over and replacing Texas? What was happening?
I think it’s in reference to how Texas cities are blue
Most cities are blue, but some are red. A lot of the few red cities are in Texas, but Austin is one of the few blue cities in that state, and it gets a lot of hate. It's also the state capital, so it's a little weird that the city is an outlier like that. I forget exactly what's going on, but I'm guessing that Texas Dems have been stepping up their game.
@@lucasharvey8990 Texas Dems fled the state to halt legislative sessions, like children running from the playground with the ball when they can't articulate why they're upset.
@@drivethrupoet No; they articulated why they are upset every day for weeks, and every time they tried to go on conservative networks to talk about it they were shouted out by the hosts, who really did act like children. They halted legislative processes because doing so stalled the passing of anti-American voting restrictions. Explain to me how this bill is worth defending, if you will?
@@drivethrupoet to add on to what lucas said, even the republicans proposing the bill couldn't articulate their reasons. Instead, when they got called out, they pretended their bill was not actually what they wanted.
For example, the no early voting on sunday. They said it was a typo eventually, and should have been 11am and not 1pm, but still wouldn't explain how voting before 11am was such a bad thing.
"CPAC stage" - I thought it looked more like a bսtt plug, but then the shrinking joke wouldn't have worked...
(Also, I believe the earlier CPAC stage wasn't designed to look like anything in particular, even if it ended up looking that way...)