SEC Roll Call - Week 8 (2024)

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
  • Another week of complete chaos sweeps the SEC as Georgia upends Texas in Austin, Bama gets Rocky Chopped, Darth Mizz strikes back, Florida stops a streak, and LSU and Texas A&M claim the top spots in the conference.
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  • @michellepiazza7698
    @michellepiazza7698 21 час назад +2672

    'Shh Quiet! Ranked teams are talking' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @remor__
      @remor__ 20 часов назад +85

      That one hurt

    • @michaelb1478
      @michaelb1478 20 часов назад +47

      I died at this 😂

    • @robingram7655
      @robingram7655 20 часов назад +52

      I did not know I could be so sad and laugh out loud at the same time.

    • @rxdude5858
      @rxdude5858 20 часов назад +110

      You go Vandy, talk crap to Oklahoma

    • @txblackmon7440
      @txblackmon7440 20 часов назад +17

      That made me do a spit take! 😂😂😂

  • @joeclaridy
    @joeclaridy 20 часов назад +743

    3:29 "Shhhhhh........ok quiet, ranked teams are talking". God I love this version of Vandy

    • @MasterBathingBear
      @MasterBathingBear 14 часов назад +5

      My dog is now staring at me with a concerned look because I burst out laughing like a psychopath

    • @thesharinganknight9859
      @thesharinganknight9859 13 часов назад +3

      TALK YO SHIT VANDY

    • @joeclaridy
      @joeclaridy 8 часов назад

      Vandy hasn't been this good since James Franklin left for Penn State

    • @snoopstp4189
      @snoopstp4189 3 часа назад +1

      yea he mic dropped it right off the stage..

    • @steveo554
      @steveo554 2 часа назад +1

      Bring Back the Bot! I loved seeing him again two weeks ago.

  • @chrisuncleahmad
    @chrisuncleahmad 21 час назад +1388

    “What is Tennessee celebrating?”
    “My sloppy seconds”

    • @steveo554
      @steveo554 20 часов назад +87

      Never thought I'd see the day Vanderbilt would say that...ABOUT ALABAMA!!

    • @warrenvaughn9385
      @warrenvaughn9385 20 часов назад +56

      Best line next to "Quiet, only ranked teams talking"

    • @kevinlindstrom8486
      @kevinlindstrom8486 20 часов назад +5

      I just can't... so awesome.

    • @elawson1991
      @elawson1991 20 часов назад +22

      I'd normally rag on the nerds of this state, but they have earned their jokes for the year until we checker their stadium

    • @kevinedwards4248
      @kevinedwards4248 20 часов назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @VorlonAngel
    @VorlonAngel 20 часов назад +856

    "Quiet, ranked teams are talking". That was priceless!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheRedStateBlue
      @TheRedStateBlue 20 часов назад +14

      and, as an OU alum, very painful.

    • @jimevert7099
      @jimevert7099 20 часов назад +6

      But OU wasn't wrong

    • @utrp24
      @utrp24 20 часов назад +2

      Absolutely the best part of the video!!!

    • @antoniobrown3219
      @antoniobrown3219 19 часов назад +1

      Freakin' Brilliant!

    • @drewpfeif5028
      @drewpfeif5028 18 часов назад +4

      Most savage line ever

  • @Galvin09670
    @Galvin09670 20 часов назад +547

    "I'm so glad we paid Jimbo the GDP of Argentina" 🤣LMAO

  • @loganbills1334
    @loganbills1334 20 часов назад +591

    "You can't just throw trash at me"
    "Worked last time"

    • @PaladinElliott
      @PaladinElliott 20 часов назад +11

      I died bruh 😭

    • @kevinedwards4248
      @kevinedwards4248 20 часов назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @TheRevengeofThemDawgs
      @TheRevengeofThemDawgs 19 часов назад +31

      I know the call was wrong, but that's still illegal to change a non-reviewable call. Those refs should've been fired.

    • @ash_nicole19
      @ash_nicole19 19 часов назад +3

      He gets better weekly!!!

    • @ash_nicole19
      @ash_nicole19 19 часов назад +6

      HONKYBADGER!!!

  • @pokerpokerfla
    @pokerpokerfla 14 часов назад +135

    Who else automatically watches SEC Roll Call a second time immediately after the first time? These is so much good stuff packed into these episodes. So much good.

    • @bubbahax4254
      @bubbahax4254 14 часов назад +6

      I know, it's like watching one of the old Airplane movies. The jokes are coming fast and furious and you have to watch fast.

    • @dang3343
      @dang3343 11 часов назад +4

      It just means more

    • @steveavant9727
      @steveavant9727 3 часа назад +1

      I do because it moves so fast I don’t catch everything the first time through.

  • @Eric-cj7ph
    @Eric-cj7ph 20 часов назад +291

    "Y'all act like ruining each other's season is most important". Welcome to the SEC.

    • @TViper2369
      @TViper2369 16 часов назад +21

      Because it is. They gotta learn paw.

    • @katarh
      @katarh 16 часов назад +4

      Texas and Oklahoma should be well acquainted with that tradition, though.

    • @Eric-cj7ph
      @Eric-cj7ph 16 часов назад +1

      @@katarh you would think.

    • @chadwickmoore3656
      @chadwickmoore3656 15 часов назад +1

      Amen

    • @leeatwatertheirroots
      @leeatwatertheirroots 15 часов назад

      I never thought of us as a cult… until now.

  • @reverend434
    @reverend434 20 часов назад +368

    “We must be Barnum and Bailey cause I just beat the $h!+ outta some elephants.”
    I’m in tears by the end of this one

    • @twl6269
      @twl6269 13 часов назад +2

      Omg😂! Had to rewind. I laughed so hard I might have caused a hernia.

  • @MikeMikeMike338
    @MikeMikeMike338 17 часов назад +158

    Me and my Grandfather loved watching all of your videos. We especially loved your sec roll calls. He passed away today peacefully. I just wanted to tell you how much your content means to me personally and thank you so much for giving me these memories and laughs to keep of him every time I watch your videos. Thank you so much.

    • @dirtyhiggins5484
      @dirtyhiggins5484 16 часов назад +15

      RIP Grandpa
      I watch every Tennessee game with my dad and my sons. I try to not take it for granted since nothing lasts forever and I try to make the most of it while we are all here.

    • @timmholl9238
      @timmholl9238 15 часов назад +9

      I am very sorry for your loss.

    • @chadwickmoore3656
      @chadwickmoore3656 15 часов назад +5

      RIP to Grandpa
      May he rest eternal

    • @AdmiralGray1911
      @AdmiralGray1911 15 часов назад +8

      We are blessed by the happy memories of those we have lost. May God be with you and yours in your time of greving.

    • @timthefosterdad
      @timthefosterdad 15 часов назад +3

      Hugs

  • @aaronpennington2623
    @aaronpennington2623 20 часов назад +135

    Omg, the Tuberville joke was top notch

    • @corneliuspraeda6452
      @corneliuspraeda6452 18 часов назад +12

      He even dug DEEP for the Mike Price/Bama burn!! DEPTH AND BREADTH BABY!!

  • @edefyinggravity
    @edefyinggravity 21 час назад +266

    This conference was built on chaos. So true😂

    • @Pseudowolf
      @Pseudowolf 20 часов назад +15

      Saban retires and the SEC reverts back to its roots. Impeccable timing, Oklahoma! :)

    • @snoopstp4189
      @snoopstp4189 3 часа назад

      the "i dont know, we'll figure it out" was exactly right.

  • @matthewcopeland4441
    @matthewcopeland4441 21 час назад +282

    I love EVERY part of this. As always, well done Matt. SEC should be paying you royalties.

  • @sweepthleg
    @sweepthleg 20 часов назад +357

    lol, “Y’all act like ruining each other seasons is the most important thing here”
    Exactly!

    • @michaelmerck7576
      @michaelmerck7576 19 часов назад +43

      Now he gets the SEC mindset

    • @michaelmerck7576
      @michaelmerck7576 19 часов назад +31

      An unranked going nowhere sec team can find a way to beat a top ranked sec team and they feel like their season is now complete

    • @michaelmerck7576
      @michaelmerck7576 19 часов назад +26

      I always thought it was more fun to keep a conference foe from being a champion than to be actually be a champion

    • @joshg.6315
      @joshg.6315 18 часов назад +5

      It isn’t!??

    • @chadsamples6178
      @chadsamples6178 18 часов назад +10

      Sounds about right
      welcome to the SEC

  • @fredgilbert2032
    @fredgilbert2032 20 часов назад +140

    Best line of the day, "Shhhhh Ranked teams are talking' Vandy is gold.

  • @pleasenobotsjd1744
    @pleasenobotsjd1744 19 часов назад +83

    “No politics outside of my commercial breaks” is so accurate for that damn game

  • @zdh0218
    @zdh0218 21 час назад +303

    VANDY IS RANKED

    • @yourtalus7078
      @yourtalus7078 20 часов назад +39

      Army is ranked navy is rank the year is 1947 WHAT IS HAPPENING

    • @aaronhicks8229
      @aaronhicks8229 20 часов назад +9

      What a year!

    • @burtonwilliams5355
      @burtonwilliams5355 18 часов назад +5

      LOVE IT! FROM A TENNESSEE FAN.

    • @amandachilds5290
      @amandachilds5290 18 часов назад +5

      After last video with Vandy saying rank me it is like whatever Matt films comes to fruition...Film UGA winning it All PLEASE, Matt👍🙌🏈😁

    • @BarbaraShafferIsagenix
      @BarbaraShafferIsagenix 3 часа назад

      Who?

  • @MJC__
    @MJC__ 20 часов назад +193

    Calling LSU LB Whit Weeks the "Honky Badger" is HILARIOUS!!
    😂😂😂

    • @ash_nicole19
      @ash_nicole19 19 часов назад +9

      lol he has been deemed so! 💜🐅🤠🦡💛

    • @dmoran57
      @dmoran57 19 часов назад +5

      It's funny, but he's got much,much more to do to come close to earning even a derivative of the "Honey Badger."

    • @geauxlsut
      @geauxlsut 18 часов назад +15

      That's what the LSU fans have named in in the forums...the same people who named honeybadger lol

    • @bennington7660
      @bennington7660 18 часов назад

      Geaux Honky Badger 🐅

  • @firstbradley3281
    @firstbradley3281 21 час назад +198

    Vanderbilt’s sloppy seconds😂

  • @DeckerDown
    @DeckerDown 20 часов назад +117

    I'm an Oklahoma fan and that last line was GOLDEN!

  • @stole.my.handle
    @stole.my.handle 19 часов назад +45

    Using Smokey as your **Bleep** was a nice touch! GO VOLS

  • @wdremington
    @wdremington 20 часов назад +535

    Vandy patronizing OU is quite possibly the most epic thing that has ever happened in SEC football. If God has any sense of humor at all they will upset Texas this weekend. I think all of America will agree: Anchor Down!

    • @Scuba4Steve
      @Scuba4Steve 20 часов назад +36

      As a Bama fan, I’m praying Vandy beats Texas lol

    • @mograppler
      @mograppler 20 часов назад +24

      @@BuzzLiteworthwell, they aren't #1 anymore...

    • @Brentwood_chic
      @Brentwood_chic 20 часов назад +7

      ⚓️

    • @alexanderc.4654
      @alexanderc.4654 20 часов назад +14

      I'm fairly sure this is like The Magicians, and God is doing things He always wanted to before the end of the world.

    • @liloreoinya
      @liloreoinya 20 часов назад +12

      If Vandy wins this weekend I'm on the bandwagon. 😂

  • @lew526
    @lew526 18 часов назад +19

    Last week: "Rank me!"
    This week: "Quiet, ranked teams are talking."
    I'm loving this this season's Vandy arc as much as everything Dolly is doing in the background. 😄

  • @jamesrogers1554
    @jamesrogers1554 20 часов назад +185

    That LSU accent kills me every single time.

    • @danmurphy95
      @danmurphy95 20 часов назад +4

      @@jamesrogers1554 same here

    • @lew526
      @lew526 18 часов назад +14

      I still can't understand anything he's saying, but it's always funny anyway. 🤪

    • @tylerfalgout5950
      @tylerfalgout5950 18 часов назад +7

      Totally inaccurate. He should start talking clearer with each win we get.

    • @timhensley3695
      @timhensley3695 17 часов назад +7

      Same, I love the LSU accent, cracks me up every time 😂😂😂

    • @wannamontana4130
      @wannamontana4130 16 часов назад +8

      Miss me sum Coach O. Somebody please hire the man!

  • @mutigerinky
    @mutigerinky 20 часов назад +46

    I love how he keeps using Oklahoma to ask the logical/sane questions and then getting the typical SEC fan answer. Haha!!

  • @scottthompson2022
    @scottthompson2022 21 час назад +255

    Ranked teams are talkin' 😂

    • @AerynBella
      @AerynBella 20 часов назад +4

      Congrats, Vandy!!

    • @michaelmerck7576
      @michaelmerck7576 19 часов назад

      Vanderbilt don't get to talk much so just roll with it for a while

    • @jml5100
      @jml5100 19 часов назад

      BURN

  • @danmurphy95
    @danmurphy95 21 час назад +183

    “I don’t speak to teams with conference losses.”

    • @olegoat6226
      @olegoat6226 20 часов назад +24

      Finally A&M got a zinger in...WHOOP!

    • @lancekilkenny721
      @lancekilkenny721 17 часов назад +7

      This is the most time we have gotten this season!WHOOP@​@@olegoat6226

    • @joestupid2571
      @joestupid2571 16 часов назад +5

      Someone else has no conference losses...🟣🟡

    • @skippyrod2532
      @skippyrod2532 15 часов назад +3

      Whoooop!

  • @Eightballer405
    @Eightballer405 20 часов назад +53

    You know your season is in the trash when you're getting roasted by Vanderbilt! That last line was brutal, and well deserved.

  • @AerynBella
    @AerynBella 20 часов назад +39

    0:54 Third time through and just now noticed Dolly's cigar 😂

  • @VVeremoose
    @VVeremoose 20 часов назад +75

    Shorts came out with a real good one and I thought they might edge out Matt this week.
    NOPE. Long live the king!

    • @IronyAmI
      @IronyAmI 19 часов назад +13

      To be fair, Nothing Matt has ever done beats pimp-walk Vandy though

    • @VVeremoose
      @VVeremoose 19 часов назад +3

      @@IronyAmI Objectively false

    • @deemcdaniel9150
      @deemcdaniel9150 18 часов назад +1

      No where near as good as Matt!!

    • @corneliuspraeda6452
      @corneliuspraeda6452 18 часов назад +7

      To be honest, they're like our kids: We love them both equally, (while actually loving Matt a little more...). I did enjoy how they both thought up the Tennesee "Should've used mustard, it's more aerodynamic" joke. "Game knows game!" and all that!!

    • @mwater_moon2865
      @mwater_moon2865 18 часов назад +2

      When I checked in on TX vs GA after the first quarter, all I could think of is Matt called Texas choking last week mighty accurately!
      Though I do have to say that I REALLY like SEC shorts last week with the captions on, they teld a whole bonus story with that.

  • @natekibler9307
    @natekibler9307 20 часов назад +40

    Dude, Vandy, "Ranked teams are talking," killed me, made me literally snort, I laughed so hard 😂😂😂

  • @VideoVaughan
    @VideoVaughan 20 часов назад +59

    As a Sooner fan, I was hoping for a better entrance into the SEC, but these videos are the only thing keeping my spirits up.

    • @steveblackshow9119
      @steveblackshow9119 19 часов назад +3

      Boomer!!

    • @timmholl9238
      @timmholl9238 15 часов назад

      @@steveblackshow9119 Sooner!

    • @heatherroddy5500
      @heatherroddy5500 14 часов назад +1

      We tried to warn y'all, y'all ain't ready for the SEC, Texas is finding that out too....... GO DAWGS !!!!

    • @thomasword9473
      @thomasword9473 12 часов назад +3

      @@heatherroddy5500I don’t think we were ready for football in any conference this year, brotha. The SEC and that brutal schedule was just another ingredient to the perfect storm for a shit season for us.

    • @MrLoserpatrol
      @MrLoserpatrol 8 часов назад

      I really like it when the Vol fans are led to believe that they have a better history in football than Oklahoma. I guess when they open up a Heisman Trophy Runner-up Hall of Fame, maybe the rest of the football world will have more respect for them.

  • @matthiassventoest6800
    @matthiassventoest6800 20 часов назад +43

    ….that ending was cold…., and best delivered by Vandy.
    Amazing

  • @Zardnokalicious
    @Zardnokalicious 20 часов назад +32

    As an LSU fan, I am enjoying cheering for Vandy to keep up the chaos!

  • @PatriotMapper
    @PatriotMapper 21 час назад +335

    I clicked on this video faster than Florida fired Billy Napier. Which isn’t saying much because they STILL HAVEN’T FIRED HIM, but you get the idea.

    • @FakeAFSongLyrics
      @FakeAFSongLyrics 20 часов назад +11

      He’s getting an extension after going 9-3!

    • @JenniferConrad-kg5no
      @JenniferConrad-kg5no 20 часов назад +5

      @@FakeAFSongLyricsnoooooo, please no

    • @janejones7638
      @janejones7638 20 часов назад +1

      I'm praying that's still the plan.

    • @fuinn9876
      @fuinn9876 20 часов назад

      @@JenniferConrad-kg5noplease for the love of god happen my dawgs love him there

    • @janejones7638
      @janejones7638 20 часов назад +1

      @@FakeAFSongLyrics We gave Ron Zook one year too many with that same thought. He's another coach who should have never been hired.

  • @kerrycashio6551
    @kerrycashio6551 19 часов назад +18

    "The honky badger" I lost it when you said that GEAUX TIGERS!!!

  • @danmurphy95
    @danmurphy95 21 час назад +100

    MIZZOU rebuilding Brady Cook is the first step to him becoming half man, half robot, just like Luke Skywalker and Anakin too! The metaphor continues to grow.

    • @corneliuspraeda6452
      @corneliuspraeda6452 18 часов назад +9

      "And when he returns, he will be more powerful than you can possibly imagine..."

  • @jaketyrell7710
    @jaketyrell7710 13 часов назад +7

    I have been watching these videos since far before the sooners were an SEC team, and it has been so much fun watching these since the migration started. I know we're having a rough season, but I swear I look forward to these coming out just as much as I look forward to football every Saturday. Keep up the good work Matt, you never fail to make me laugh out loud even when it's at the expense of my team. You're the best.

  • @jonathanmitchell7089
    @jonathanmitchell7089 16 часов назад +6

    This is a level of genius we don’t deserve

  • @carsontheknight162
    @carsontheknight162 21 час назад +93

    Vandy's closing statement sent me

  • @raziwellabdulrahman2362
    @raziwellabdulrahman2362 15 часов назад +17

    The last time you two made a decision together about a coach, he ended up in Congress.
    Matt and SEC Shorts spared no expense this week!

  • @feeorenza7984
    @feeorenza7984 19 часов назад +18

    Every Monday, I feel like Steve Martin in "The Jerk"...It's here!!!!! It's here!!!!! The new Roll Call is Here!!!!

    • @CantankerousDave
      @CantankerousDave 14 часов назад +2

      Makes me sad to think how few people get that reference and have seen the movie.

  • @GrandeBassChaser
    @GrandeBassChaser 16 часов назад +5

    Holy banger. The writing is so good it's starting to write itself. A+

  • @rodger554
    @rodger554 21 час назад +55

    Literally my favorite part of my week is when I get to see your sec video!!

    • @timseiber3982
      @timseiber3982 20 часов назад +1

      Agree. Great job Matt!

    • @sagaterrell
      @sagaterrell 19 часов назад

      The only good thing about Mondays.

    • @SpeedyCatYTTT
      @SpeedyCatYTTT 17 часов назад

      Yea same with sec shorts

  • @danmurphy95
    @danmurphy95 21 час назад +118

    Texas bribing MIZZOU- classic!

    • @sakuraiishii
      @sakuraiishii 20 часов назад +7

      Missouri is getting 2 years of bowl bans because of this video

    • @danmurphy95
      @danmurphy95 20 часов назад +6

      @@sakuraiishii lol. We’d probably self report again too!

    • @P5Cowdrey
      @P5Cowdrey 17 часов назад +1

      @@danmurphy95😂

  • @snowcat8971
    @snowcat8971 21 час назад +38

    What a great final line. So fun to be a Vandy fan this year!

    • @PawPawGreg
      @PawPawGreg 18 часов назад +2

      It's awesome to watch Vandy this year. Hogs fans approve.

  • @batsonelectronics
    @batsonelectronics 20 часов назад +15

    Bama with the paper bag over his face, I felt that one. roll tide. no caps because they seem to stink this year.

  • @Ross205
    @Ross205 20 часов назад +18

    The Holday Inn in Douglasville really made me laugh.

  • @thekellykrew
    @thekellykrew 20 часов назад +39

    There needs to be a SEC roll call for SEC basketball too.

  • @kellymccollum3511
    @kellymccollum3511 4 часа назад +1

    I LIVE for these every week!! Thank you Matt for being so awesome!!

  • @dougdraper4892
    @dougdraper4892 19 часов назад +15

    I will never understand how the rankings algorithm works. GIG ‘EM!

  • @thejestor9378
    @thejestor9378 20 часов назад +54

    I love that Vandy officially gets to say that now. Vandy being Ranked is just so good… I want them to keep winning.

    • @dmoran57
      @dmoran57 20 часов назад +1

      I already placed a bet on them beating Texas

    • @storm7586
      @storm7586 20 часов назад

      @@dmoran57 not gonna happen sorry

    • @TleahciM
      @TleahciM 20 часов назад +2

      They also said Swaggerbilt couldn’t beat Bama. ⚓️⬇️

    • @thejestor9378
      @thejestor9378 19 часов назад +1

      @@storm7586 They said same thing about Vandy with Alabama and a number of other games this season. You never know what’s gonna happen till it happens.

    • @Stellafera
      @Stellafera 19 часов назад

      *throws water bottle at your post*

  • @GodLovesComics
    @GodLovesComics 19 часов назад +15

    Many great lines. but Jimbo getting "more than the GDP of Argentina to go away" maybe tops the the list. #GOCOCKS

  • @steelhammer103
    @steelhammer103 20 часов назад +16

    Hahaha Vandy from the top rope right there at the end

  • @dglenn29301
    @dglenn29301 20 часов назад +20

    Ohh I loved Vandy at the end there... and South Carolina... oh so you can Apologize for refs mistakes.

    • @Jessica_Roth
      @Jessica_Roth 11 часов назад +1

      We are DEFINITELY never letting that one go. Glad Matt knows that.

  • @Jimusmc
    @Jimusmc 20 часов назад +22

    "shhhh quiet, ranked teams are talking" vandy being ranked.. what a season.

  • @CaptainZap79
    @CaptainZap79 19 часов назад +7

    Best Roll Call yet! Bama tryin' to mask the smell of Vol's cigar with his Little Debbie candle! 😂

  • @nigelhall2835
    @nigelhall2835 20 часов назад +19

    Matt, this skit was incredibly good! You are absolutely creative and hilarious. Keep up the good work. I had to come back and edit my comment. I see a great deal of people have mentioned the Vandy comment, but I have to acknowledge the comments by Texas A&M and Tennessee, respectfully. "I am glad we paid Jimbo Fisher the GDP of Argentina to disappear." "If this is a circus, it must be Barnum & Bailey, because we just beat the shit out of some elephants!" Ineffable.

    • @ownpetard8379
      @ownpetard8379 19 часов назад

      Nothing F-able about Matt's work.

  • @hayesc
    @hayesc 15 часов назад +3

    This season all around has been the most wild and crazy and totally unpredictable one yet. Vandy with the burn I love it!

  • @TerryCrews1
    @TerryCrews1 21 час назад +33

    Vandy at the end made this whole video!

  • @littleshu1
    @littleshu1 17 часов назад +6

    Anxiously awaited and did not disappoint! My daughter and I were wondering what all of us SEC fans did before Roll Call. We think we might have been in this "Fans Wait Here" holding area while we looked for a fun forum to hear about our weekly triumphs and woes addressed with quick wit and timely commentary. Thanks, Matt!

  • @davidpowell270
    @davidpowell270 6 часов назад +1

    SEC Roll Call videos are the kind of gold that RUclips needs to allow you to keep hitting the thumbs up button over and over. Matt is an absolute genius!

  • @EXOmakemeHorololo
    @EXOmakemeHorololo 21 час назад +34

    😂Another crazy week in the SEC... Can we get new referees?? The ones we got suck.

    • @courtneyglover2982
      @courtneyglover2982 21 час назад +1

      Not to mention, they give in to temper tantrums

    • @ElFuego35
      @ElFuego35 20 часов назад +6

      @@courtneyglover2982 Didn't you hear, it wasn't just Texas that joined from the Big XII... their designated ref crew also came along with them.

    • @courtneyglover2982
      @courtneyglover2982 20 часов назад

      @@ElFuego35 That’s unfortunate

  • @hallietaylor8837
    @hallietaylor8837 14 часов назад +2

    “Unless Kirby did it, then it’s a figment of our imagination”
    😂😂 that was too funny

  • @CASH-THE-NERD
    @CASH-THE-NERD 21 час назад +53

    As an Alabama fan I started drinking when Nick Saban retired🍺🍻

    • @michaelsladek9819
      @michaelsladek9819 20 часов назад +1

      Agreed!!

    • @malcolmt7883
      @malcolmt7883 20 часов назад +16

      Apparently, the team did too.

    • @Scuba4Steve
      @Scuba4Steve 20 часов назад +2

      Me too man. Cheers.

    • @edingram8410
      @edingram8410 18 часов назад +1

      Well maybe if he goes to wva u can cheer for them

    • @Ken-wg4zy
      @Ken-wg4zy 18 часов назад

      Me too.... next stop AA !

  • @Nate_Myers_37
    @Nate_Myers_37 20 часов назад +14

    I repeat for the endless time, as a Georgia fan, this is so accurate.
    LMAO keep youre videos up 😂😂

  • @kennetholden8989
    @kennetholden8989 20 часов назад +15

    Look at florida finally smiling

  • @BrickGen
    @BrickGen 20 часов назад +11

    “Quiet, ranked teams are talking,” from Vandy. What a week!😅

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 20 часов назад +42

    Just so I have it right, Texas A&M beat Arkansas who beat Tennessee who beat Alabama who beat Georgia who beat Texas making Texas A&M and LSU the top 2 teams in the conference because they're 4-0 and 3-0 respectively and somehow both Missouri and Vanderbilt are ahead of Alabama in the conference standings at 2-1 each while the Crimson Frauds are are 2-2

    • @jwashburn6768
      @jwashburn6768 20 часов назад +6

      Isn't it sweet?

    • @Mamatiger85
      @Mamatiger85 20 часов назад +1

      LSU beat Arkansas

    • @terrancebrown7486
      @terrancebrown7486 20 часов назад +1

      Yes

    • @grimbyrne195
      @grimbyrne195 20 часов назад +1

      And don't forget that both LSU and aTm have out of conference losses to teams of questionable worth. Football is crazy this season and teams wake up one week and then go to sleep the next. Saban era consistency is going to be remembered like the dinosaurs.

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 20 часов назад

      @@Mamatiger85 but if LSU beats Texas A&M it would go LSU to Texas A&M to Arkansas blah blah blahb or Texas A&M to LSU etc.

  • @joshdavis5215
    @joshdavis5215 20 часов назад +13

    "Shhh, quiet ranked teams are talking" 🤣
    Geaux Tigers

  • @worldofjordan1
    @worldofjordan1 20 часов назад +13

    Vandy said “Shhh…. Ranked teams are talking.” 😂😂

  • @Its_Ev
    @Its_Ev 20 часов назад +13

    BARNUM AND BAILEY 😂💀😂💀😂
    That was savage

    • @LisaDeis
      @LisaDeis 5 часов назад

      My favorite line!!

  • @JBeck9932
    @JBeck9932 20 часов назад +13

    That junkyard Dawg defense has come alive!!

  • @joeclaridy
    @joeclaridy 21 час назад +46

    0:24 as a Gamecocks fan I am still livid about the refs from our game with LSU

    • @nettiemac
      @nettiemac 20 часов назад +2

      Indeed.

    • @GANGSTAWILL985
      @GANGSTAWILL985 20 часов назад

      Texas feels that same pain. But worst.

    • @IceWraith101
      @IceWraith101 20 часов назад +2

      I will never get over those calls.

    • @IceWraith101
      @IceWraith101 20 часов назад +2

      @@GANGSTAWILL985 ? You have no idea. Actually 0 clue. Theres no comparison.

    • @GANGSTAWILL985
      @GANGSTAWILL985 19 часов назад +1

      @IceWraith101 well to be fair the refs did gift yall a td on the blocked punt that should've been overturned because the usc players jumped over the protection. So you can't be that livid.

  • @Lorianne-cg2xy
    @Lorianne-cg2xy 21 час назад +12

    I’m so ready for this week’s roll call!

  • @craigtimmons6907
    @craigtimmons6907 20 часов назад +20

    0:10 - Dolly 😂😂😂

  • @Inboden69
    @Inboden69 20 часов назад +10

    This may be some of your best work, almost everyone is catching strays with balance and the comedy is top notch. Congrats on this strong year and making this "overnight" success of a series.

  • @zztechs
    @zztechs 19 часов назад +6

    Absolute Gold! 5 Stars! 99.9% Fresh!

  • @31446963048
    @31446963048 20 часов назад +9

    One side note. Both Mizzou and Tex A&M warned the SEC about Texas and Oklahoma. Wasn't just A&M.

    • @paulgrudowski4383
      @paulgrudowski4383 15 часов назад +1

      What was the warning and how does it pertaining to winning and losing games?

    • @31446963048
      @31446963048 15 часов назад +1

      @@paulgrudowski4383 warning was about letting Texas and Oklachoka in the conference. In the skit and elsewhere A&M are solely credited with it now.

  • @AAblade7
    @AAblade7 3 часа назад +1

    Matt I salute you for knowing about douglasville.

  • @DiehardDawgs
    @DiehardDawgs 20 часов назад +6

    "We must Barnum & Bailey cause i just beat the 💩 outta some elephants" ! Im 💀!

  • @brendanboyle7781
    @brendanboyle7781 16 часов назад +2

    Bravo Sir!!! This is probably the best one you've done to date.

  • @joeyaugustthfc
    @joeyaugustthfc 13 часов назад +3

    I wonder how many people watch Matt and Sec Shorts back to back, I know I do

  • @samowen9363
    @samowen9363 14 часов назад +1

    One of the best ever. I look forward to this every week for a few years now. Thanks Matt

  • @G1ft3dConfus1on
    @G1ft3dConfus1on 20 часов назад +6

    Matt, this is one of your top 3 SEC roll calls of all time. Thank you.

  • @faithcomesbyhearingwithnic5706
    @faithcomesbyhearingwithnic5706 20 часов назад +4

    Thanks for the laughs Mr. Mitchell. I do look forward to this each week. I'm beginning to wonder if as a Tide fan I need a paper bag too. I guess I can hide behind Missouri.

  • @LuigiWithGun
    @LuigiWithGun 21 час назад +26

    Lmao. Texas throwing things

    • @paulgrudowski4383
      @paulgrudowski4383 15 часов назад

      What's even better is that every video with Texas throwing things immediately follows up with Tenn holding a mustard bottle. Classic.

    • @LuigiWithGun
      @LuigiWithGun 15 часов назад

      @@paulgrudowski4383 true

  • @craiglebeau3640
    @craiglebeau3640 12 часов назад +1

    Honkey badger is perfect for weeks and the false start joke was great

  • @AAblade7
    @AAblade7 20 часов назад +11

    ‘Quiet. Ranked teams are talking” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @larryhibbitts2099
    @larryhibbitts2099 17 часов назад +2

    OK, UK fan here...but damn if the Vandy stuff doesn't get better every.damn.week! "Shhhh, Quiet! Ranked teams are talking" had me rolling. Keep it up Matt!

  • @jimfraraccio916
    @jimfraraccio916 20 часов назад +21

    Love this!!! As a Mizzou fan making fun of Oklahoma is a special treat. Well done sir!

  • @APEXoftheAVATAR
    @APEXoftheAVATAR 10 часов назад +1

    It's the SEC. It just means more! More chaos! And more rivalry beat downs!

    • @crossfox255
      @crossfox255 10 часов назад

      I'm sorry what now? The Pac-12 was the self canablizing confrence forever. The SEC was not chaos it was bama and like 2 other good teams for most of the last 2 decades. With you tearing yourselves apart the former Pac-12 will step over you. We have 20 years of rage to expel. It's just a shame the ducks didn't get to play Auburn. But winning a natty with Oklahoma's QB will still be sweet. Buckleup cupcake schedules.

  • @mrswb
    @mrswb 19 часов назад +6

    That false start bit was good.

    • @ash_nicole19
      @ash_nicole19 19 часов назад

      Yes it was! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ oh my LSU!🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤪😂

  • @4Xscalper
    @4Xscalper 19 часов назад +1

    Brother Matt, the GREATEST to date! Had to watch again since I was laughing so hard. So many non-stop gems in there. The one about Tuberville was a slam dunk throwback.

  • @TheCircuitJunkie
    @TheCircuitJunkie 21 час назад +21

    almost spit out my drink at that last line. That shit was great

  • @adrianjenkins5877
    @adrianjenkins5877 17 часов назад +1

    “We must be Barnum and Bailey…” is a great line. I’m totally stealing it.

  • @BKSeoul
    @BKSeoul 20 часов назад +4

    The fact that Vandy can sit and take pop shots at everyone else in the conference regardless of how things go down is the early Christmas present I never knew I wanted. Just seeing them tell another team "scoreboard" is great.

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter 20 часов назад +1

      They have earned it

    • @BKSeoul
      @BKSeoul 19 часов назад +1

      @@troybaxter oh absolutely agree. That's why it's both hilarious and awesome at the same time.

  • @dustinwilson627
    @dustinwilson627 18 часов назад +2

    Matt Mitchell's sec roll call videos are always worth the wait, and never disappoint. Go Vols!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡

  • @jayemdaewarehouse9027
    @jayemdaewarehouse9027 19 часов назад +4

    Awww, little bro Vandy grew a backbone. That’s adorable.

    • @joshuahollowell95
      @joshuahollowell95 14 часов назад +1

      Well every mans nuts gotta drop eventually.

  • @iknowthatbeard
    @iknowthatbeard 19 часов назад +2

    Your best written episode yet. The vandy lines were great. Sloppy seconds had me in stitches