Who else automatically watches SEC Roll Call a second time immediately after the first time? These is so much good stuff packed into these episodes. So much good.
@@pokerpokerfla I have been tempted to go into settings and slow it down a little to catch more. I do that with another RUclips show where the narrator talks too fast.
Last week: "Rank me!" This week: "Quiet, ranked teams are talking." I'm loving this this season's Vandy arc as much as everything Dolly is doing in the background. 😄
Me and my Grandfather loved watching all of your videos. We especially loved your sec roll calls. He passed away today peacefully. I just wanted to tell you how much your content means to me personally and thank you so much for giving me these memories and laughs to keep of him every time I watch your videos. Thank you so much.
RIP Grandpa I watch every Tennessee game with my dad and my sons. I try to not take it for granted since nothing lasts forever and I try to make the most of it while we are all here.
@@amandachilds5290 I swear he is the sharpest comedy script writer out there. Even funnier than they folks who do Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Matt's going to land a huge gig soon I bet. - Also, Matt's acting is really good. He truly builds great characters for each team. IDGAF Florida is hilarious. Alcoholic Auburn from last season was too. Darth Mizzou. Got Texas nailed. As a Carolina fan, I love the cocky Gamecock too.
@@pleasenobotsjd1744 I was watching on ESPN and didn't have commercials after the first 2 minutes of listening to silence I switched to the other broadcast... The very first smear commercial I switched back and was like I'll just watch the stands 😂
Vandy patronizing OU is quite possibly the most epic thing that has ever happened in SEC football. If God has any sense of humor at all they will upset Texas this weekend. I think all of America will agree: Anchor Down!
@@heatherroddy5500I don’t think we were ready for football in any conference this year, brotha. The SEC and that brutal schedule was just another ingredient to the perfect storm for a shit season for us.
I really like it when the Vol fans are led to believe that they have a better history in football than Oklahoma. I guess when they open up a Heisman Trophy Runner-up Hall of Fame, maybe the rest of the football world will have more respect for them.
I have been watching these videos since far before the sooners were an SEC team, and it has been so much fun watching these since the migration started. I know we're having a rough season, but I swear I look forward to these coming out just as much as I look forward to football every Saturday. Keep up the good work Matt, you never fail to make me laugh out loud even when it's at the expense of my team. You're the best.
MIZZOU rebuilding Brady Cook is the first step to him becoming half man, half robot, just like Luke Skywalker and Anakin too! The metaphor continues to grow.
Matt, this skit was incredibly good! You are absolutely creative and hilarious. Keep up the good work. I had to come back and edit my comment. I see a great deal of people have mentioned the Vandy comment, but I have to acknowledge the comments by Texas A&M and Tennessee, respectfully. "I am glad we paid Jimbo Fisher the GDP of Argentina to disappear." "If this is a circus, it must be Barnum & Bailey, because we just beat the shit out of some elephants!" Ineffable.
SEC Roll Call videos are the kind of gold that RUclips needs to allow you to keep hitting the thumbs up button over and over. Matt is an absolute genius!
Anxiously awaited and did not disappoint! My daughter and I were wondering what all of us SEC fans did before Roll Call. We think we might have been in this "Fans Wait Here" holding area while we looked for a fun forum to hear about our weekly triumphs and woes addressed with quick wit and timely commentary. Thanks, Matt!
To be honest, they're like our kids: We love them both equally, (while actually loving Matt a little more...). I did enjoy how they both thought up the Tennesee "Should've used mustard, it's more aerodynamic" joke. "Game knows game!" and all that!!
When I checked in on TX vs GA after the first quarter, all I could think of is Matt called Texas choking last week mighty accurately! Though I do have to say that I REALLY like SEC shorts last week with the captions on, they teld a whole bonus story with that.
This may be some of your best work, almost everyone is catching strays with balance and the comedy is top notch. Congrats on this strong year and making this "overnight" success of a series.
Brother Matt, the GREATEST to date! Had to watch again since I was laughing so hard. So many non-stop gems in there. The one about Tuberville was a slam dunk throwback.
OK, UK fan here...but damn if the Vandy stuff doesn't get better every.damn.week! "Shhhh, Quiet! Ranked teams are talking" had me rolling. Keep it up Matt!
Thanks for the laughs Mr. Mitchell. I do look forward to this each week. I'm beginning to wonder if as a Tide fan I need a paper bag too. I guess I can hide behind Missouri.
Just so I have it right, Texas A&M beat Arkansas who beat Tennessee who beat Alabama who beat Georgia who beat Texas making Texas A&M and LSU the top 2 teams in the conference because they're 4-0 and 3-0 respectively and somehow both Missouri and Vanderbilt are ahead of Alabama in the conference standings at 2-1 each while the Crimson Frauds are are 2-2
And don't forget that both LSU and aTm have out of conference losses to teams of questionable worth. Football is crazy this season and teams wake up one week and then go to sleep the next. Saban era consistency is going to be remembered like the dinosaurs.
@IceWraith101 well to be fair the refs did gift yall a td on the blocked punt that should've been overturned because the usc players jumped over the protection. So you can't be that livid.
@@paulgrudowski4383the warning was that Texas would come and behave like the entitled assholes that makes up 80% of their fan base. They ruined the big 12.
@nickabbate5623 OK, I get it, you're a biased Aggie making senseless statements and bad math (300 frat boys out of 105,000 fans is not 80%). Go to a game and chat with real fans and see that all people are similar.
The fact that Vandy can sit and take pop shots at everyone else in the conference regardless of how things go down is the early Christmas present I never knew I wanted. Just seeing them tell another team "scoreboard" is great.
'Shh Quiet! Ranked teams are talking' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That one hurt
I died at this 😂
I did not know I could be so sad and laugh out loud at the same time.
You go Vandy, talk crap to Oklahoma
That made me do a spit take! 😂😂😂
“We must be Barnum and Bailey cause I just beat the $h!+ outta some elephants.”
I’m in tears by the end of this one
Omg😂! Had to rewind. I laughed so hard I might have caused a hernia.
Best line EVER!!! 😂😂😂
“What is Tennessee celebrating?”
“My sloppy seconds”
Never thought I'd see the day Vanderbilt would say that...ABOUT ALABAMA!!
Best line next to "Quiet, only ranked teams talking"
I just can't... so awesome.
I'd normally rag on the nerds of this state, but they have earned their jokes for the year until we checker their stadium
😂😂😂😂
"I'm so glad we paid Jimbo the GDP of Argentina" 🤣LMAO
As an Aggie, this one had me dying 😂😂
@@alexisb7603 me, too!
@@rwtx7781 Me three
😂😂😂
STRAIGHT UP 👍
"Quiet, ranked teams are talking". That was priceless!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
and, as an OU alum, very painful.
But OU wasn't wrong
Absolutely the best part of the video!!!
Freakin' Brilliant!
Most savage line ever
"Y'all act like ruining each other's season is most important". Welcome to the SEC.
Because it is. They gotta learn paw.
Texas and Oklahoma should be well acquainted with that tradition, though.
@@katarh you would think.
Amen
I never thought of us as a cult… until now.
3:29 "Shhhhhh........ok quiet, ranked teams are talking". God I love this version of Vandy
My dog is now staring at me with a concerned look because I burst out laughing like a psychopath
TALK YO SHIT VANDY
Vandy hasn't been this good since James Franklin left for Penn State
yea he mic dropped it right off the stage..
Bring Back the Bot! I loved seeing him again two weeks ago.
Who else automatically watches SEC Roll Call a second time immediately after the first time? These is so much good stuff packed into these episodes. So much good.
I know, it's like watching one of the old Airplane movies. The jokes are coming fast and furious and you have to watch fast.
It just means more
I do because it moves so fast I don’t catch everything the first time through.
@@pokerpokerfla I have been tempted to go into settings and slow it down a little to catch more. I do that with another RUclips show where the narrator talks too fast.
I watch it aleast 3 or 4 times cause it's so good I'm afraid I miss stuff 🤣🤣
"You can't just throw trash at me"
"Worked last time"
I died bruh 😭
😂😂😂
I know the call was wrong, but that's still illegal to change a non-reviewable call. Those refs should've been fired.
He gets better weekly!!!
HONKYBADGER!!!
Last week: "Rank me!"
This week: "Quiet, ranked teams are talking."
I'm loving this this season's Vandy arc as much as everything Dolly is doing in the background. 😄
Me and my Grandfather loved watching all of your videos. We especially loved your sec roll calls. He passed away today peacefully. I just wanted to tell you how much your content means to me personally and thank you so much for giving me these memories and laughs to keep of him every time I watch your videos. Thank you so much.
RIP Grandpa
I watch every Tennessee game with my dad and my sons. I try to not take it for granted since nothing lasts forever and I try to make the most of it while we are all here.
I am very sorry for your loss.
RIP to Grandpa
May he rest eternal
We are blessed by the happy memories of those we have lost. May God be with you and yours in your time of greving.
Hugs
lol, “Y’all act like ruining each other seasons is the most important thing here”
Exactly!
Now he gets the SEC mindset
An unranked going nowhere sec team can find a way to beat a top ranked sec team and they feel like their season is now complete
I always thought it was more fun to keep a conference foe from being a champion than to be actually be a champion
It isn’t!??
Sounds about right
welcome to the SEC
VANDY IS RANKED
Army is ranked navy is rank the year is 1947 WHAT IS HAPPENING
What a year!
LOVE IT! FROM A TENNESSEE FAN.
After last video with Vandy saying rank me it is like whatever Matt films comes to fruition...Film UGA winning it All PLEASE, Matt👍🙌🏈😁
Who?
Calling LSU LB Whit Weeks the "Honky Badger" is HILARIOUS!!
😂😂😂
lol he has been deemed so! 💜🐅🤠🦡💛
It's funny, but he's got much,much more to do to come close to earning even a derivative of the "Honey Badger."
That's what the LSU fans have named in in the forums...the same people who named honeybadger lol
Geaux Honky Badger 🐅
LSU needs subtitles every time he talks
I love EVERY part of this. As always, well done Matt. SEC should be paying you royalties.
Yes it goes so quick but is so perfect
@@amandachilds5290 I swear he is the sharpest comedy script writer out there. Even funnier than they folks who do Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Matt's going to land a huge gig soon I bet. - Also, Matt's acting is really good. He truly builds great characters for each team. IDGAF Florida is hilarious. Alcoholic Auburn from last season was too. Darth Mizzou. Got Texas nailed. As a Carolina fan, I love the cocky Gamecock too.
LSU is smack-on bayou perfection
Omg, the Tuberville joke was top notch
He even dug DEEP for the Mike Price/Bama burn!! DEPTH AND BREADTH BABY!!
Best line of the day, "Shhhhh Ranked teams are talking' Vandy is gold.
“No politics outside of my commercial breaks” is so accurate for that damn game
@@pleasenobotsjd1744 did the announcers get into politics during that game?
@@ramblinman4197 no but every commercial seemed to be some sort of campaign message or smear ad against somebody
@@pleasenobotsjd1744 I was watching on ESPN and didn't have commercials after the first 2 minutes of listening to silence I switched to the other broadcast... The very first smear commercial I switched back and was like I'll just watch the stands 😂
Vandy patronizing OU is quite possibly the most epic thing that has ever happened in SEC football. If God has any sense of humor at all they will upset Texas this weekend. I think all of America will agree: Anchor Down!
As a Bama fan, I’m praying Vandy beats Texas lol
@@BuzzLiteworthwell, they aren't #1 anymore...
⚓️
I'm fairly sure this is like The Magicians, and God is doing things He always wanted to before the end of the world.
If Vandy wins this weekend I'm on the bandwagon. 😂
That LSU accent kills me every single time.
@@jamesrogers1554 same here
I still can't understand anything he's saying, but it's always funny anyway. 🤪
Totally inaccurate. He should start talking clearer with each win we get.
Same, I love the LSU accent, cracks me up every time 😂😂😂
Miss me sum Coach O. Somebody please hire the man!
This conference was built on chaos. So true😂
Saban retires and the SEC reverts back to its roots. Impeccable timing, Oklahoma! :)
the "i dont know, we'll figure it out" was exactly right.
As a Sooner fan, I was hoping for a better entrance into the SEC, but these videos are the only thing keeping my spirits up.
Boomer!!
@@steveblackshow9119 Sooner!
We tried to warn y'all, y'all ain't ready for the SEC, Texas is finding that out too....... GO DAWGS !!!!
@@heatherroddy5500I don’t think we were ready for football in any conference this year, brotha. The SEC and that brutal schedule was just another ingredient to the perfect storm for a shit season for us.
I really like it when the Vol fans are led to believe that they have a better history in football than Oklahoma. I guess when they open up a Heisman Trophy Runner-up Hall of Fame, maybe the rest of the football world will have more respect for them.
I'm an Oklahoma fan and that last line was GOLDEN!
Using Smokey as your **Bleep** was a nice touch! GO VOLS
“I don’t speak to teams with conference losses.”
Finally A&M got a zinger in...WHOOP!
This is the most time we have gotten this season!WHOOP@@@olegoat6226
Someone else has no conference losses...🟣🟡
Whoooop!
You know your season is in the trash when you're getting roasted by Vanderbilt! That last line was brutal, and well deserved.
Vanderbilt’s sloppy seconds😂
Holy banger. The writing is so good it's starting to write itself. A+
I love how he keeps using Oklahoma to ask the logical/sane questions and then getting the typical SEC fan answer. Haha!!
As an LSU fan, I am enjoying cheering for Vandy to keep up the chaos!
….that ending was cold…., and best delivered by Vandy.
Amazing
Dude, Vandy, "Ranked teams are talking," killed me, made me literally snort, I laughed so hard 😂😂😂
I LIVE for these every week!! Thank you Matt for being so awesome!!
"The honky badger" I lost it when you said that GEAUX TIGERS!!!
I have been watching these videos since far before the sooners were an SEC team, and it has been so much fun watching these since the migration started. I know we're having a rough season, but I swear I look forward to these coming out just as much as I look forward to football every Saturday. Keep up the good work Matt, you never fail to make me laugh out loud even when it's at the expense of my team. You're the best.
so last year lol
Every Monday, I feel like Steve Martin in "The Jerk"...It's here!!!!! It's here!!!!! The new Roll Call is Here!!!!
Makes me sad to think how few people get that reference and have seen the movie.
Ranked teams are talkin' 😂
Congrats, Vandy!!
Vanderbilt don't get to talk much so just roll with it for a while
BURN
This is a level of genius we don’t deserve
MIZZOU rebuilding Brady Cook is the first step to him becoming half man, half robot, just like Luke Skywalker and Anakin too! The metaphor continues to grow.
"And when he returns, he will be more powerful than you can possibly imagine..."
There needs to be a SEC roll call for SEC basketball too.
Yes !!!!!
I clicked on this video faster than Florida fired Billy Napier. Which isn’t saying much because they STILL HAVEN’T FIRED HIM, but you get the idea.
He’s getting an extension after going 9-3!
@@FakeAFSongLyricsnoooooo, please no
I'm praying that's still the plan.
@@JenniferConrad-kg5noplease for the love of god happen my dawgs love him there
@@FakeAFSongLyrics We gave Ron Zook one year too many with that same thought. He's another coach who should have never been hired.
Matt, this skit was incredibly good! You are absolutely creative and hilarious. Keep up the good work. I had to come back and edit my comment. I see a great deal of people have mentioned the Vandy comment, but I have to acknowledge the comments by Texas A&M and Tennessee, respectfully. "I am glad we paid Jimbo Fisher the GDP of Argentina to disappear." "If this is a circus, it must be Barnum & Bailey, because we just beat the shit out of some elephants!" Ineffable.
Nothing F-able about Matt's work.
The last time you two made a decision together about a coach, he ended up in Congress.
Matt and SEC Shorts spared no expense this week!
SEC Roll Call videos are the kind of gold that RUclips needs to allow you to keep hitting the thumbs up button over and over. Matt is an absolute genius!
I love that Vandy officially gets to say that now. Vandy being Ranked is just so good… I want them to keep winning.
I already placed a bet on them beating Texas
@@dmoran57 not gonna happen sorry
They also said Swaggerbilt couldn’t beat Bama. ⚓️⬇️
@@storm7586 They said same thing about Vandy with Alabama and a number of other games this season. You never know what’s gonna happen till it happens.
*throws water bottle at your post*
Anxiously awaited and did not disappoint! My daughter and I were wondering what all of us SEC fans did before Roll Call. We think we might have been in this "Fans Wait Here" holding area while we looked for a fun forum to hear about our weekly triumphs and woes addressed with quick wit and timely commentary. Thanks, Matt!
Literally my favorite part of my week is when I get to see your sec video!!
Agree. Great job Matt!
The only good thing about Mondays.
Yea same with sec shorts
Best Roll Call yet! Bama tryin' to mask the smell of Vol's cigar with his Little Debbie candle! 😂
Texas bribing MIZZOU- classic!
Missouri is getting 2 years of bowl bans because of this video
@@Rhewi lol. We’d probably self report again too!
@@danmurphy95😂
Shorts came out with a real good one and I thought they might edge out Matt this week.
NOPE. Long live the king!
To be fair, Nothing Matt has ever done beats pimp-walk Vandy though
@@IronyAmI Objectively false
No where near as good as Matt!!
To be honest, they're like our kids: We love them both equally, (while actually loving Matt a little more...). I did enjoy how they both thought up the Tennesee "Should've used mustard, it's more aerodynamic" joke. "Game knows game!" and all that!!
When I checked in on TX vs GA after the first quarter, all I could think of is Matt called Texas choking last week mighty accurately!
Though I do have to say that I REALLY like SEC shorts last week with the captions on, they teld a whole bonus story with that.
What a great final line. So fun to be a Vandy fan this year!
It's awesome to watch Vandy this year. Hogs fans approve.
“Unless Kirby did it, then it’s a figment of our imagination”
😂😂 that was too funny
Vandy's closing statement sent me
Sent you where?
I will never understand how the rankings algorithm works. GIG ‘EM!
Many great lines. but Jimbo getting "more than the GDP of Argentina to go away" maybe tops the the list. #GOCOCKS
0:54 Third time through and just now noticed Dolly's cigar 😂
Didn't notice it until I read this! Thank you for pointing it out!
As a Dawg fan i loved it!! My Bama husband is still to upset to watch but it was hilarious and I look forward to them every week!! Go Dawgs!!
I repeat for the endless time, as a Georgia fan, this is so accurate.
LMAO keep youre videos up 😂😂
Bama with the paper bag over his face, I felt that one. roll tide. no caps because they seem to stink this year.
The Holday Inn in Douglasville really made me laugh.
Matt, this is one of your top 3 SEC roll calls of all time. Thank you.
This may be some of your best work, almost everyone is catching strays with balance and the comedy is top notch. Congrats on this strong year and making this "overnight" success of a series.
Ohh I loved Vandy at the end there... and South Carolina... oh so you can Apologize for refs mistakes.
We are DEFINITELY never letting that one go. Glad Matt knows that.
Do we start drinking earlier? No, you never stop! Love it!
As an Alabama fan I started drinking when Nick Saban retired🍺🍻
Agreed!!
Apparently, the team did too.
Me too man. Cheers.
Well maybe if he goes to wva u can cheer for them
Me too.... next stop AA !
One of the best ever. I look forward to this every week for a few years now. Thanks Matt
Bravo Sir!!! This is probably the best one you've done to date.
Brother Matt, the GREATEST to date! Had to watch again since I was laughing so hard. So many non-stop gems in there. The one about Tuberville was a slam dunk throwback.
"shhhh quiet, ranked teams are talking" vandy being ranked.. what a season.
Absolute Gold! 5 Stars! 99.9% Fresh!
Vandy at the end made this whole video!
Matt Mitchell's sec roll call videos are always worth the wait, and never disappoint. Go Vols!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡
“Quiet, ranked teams are talking,” from Vandy. What a week!😅
OK, UK fan here...but damn if the Vandy stuff doesn't get better every.damn.week! "Shhhh, Quiet! Ranked teams are talking" had me rolling. Keep it up Matt!
😂Another crazy week in the SEC... Can we get new referees?? The ones we got suck.
Not to mention, they give in to temper tantrums
@@CalypsoSoul77 Didn't you hear, it wasn't just Texas that joined from the Big XII... their designated ref crew also came along with them.
@@ElFuego35 That’s unfortunate
Look at florida finally smiling
Hahaha Vandy from the top rope right there at the end
Thank you for including Mississippi State and Arkansas. Some channels forget certain teams are in the SEC
That's Mizzou.
BARNUM AND BAILEY 😂💀😂💀😂
That was savage
My favorite line!!
"Ranked teams are talking" ROTFLOL You tell 'em Vandy! Good for Y'all :D
Thanks for the laughs Mr. Mitchell. I do look forward to this each week. I'm beginning to wonder if as a Tide fan I need a paper bag too. I guess I can hide behind Missouri.
Your best written episode yet. The vandy lines were great. Sloppy seconds had me in stitches
I’m so ready for this week’s roll call!
This season all around has been the most wild and crazy and totally unpredictable one yet. Vandy with the burn I love it!
Just so I have it right, Texas A&M beat Arkansas who beat Tennessee who beat Alabama who beat Georgia who beat Texas making Texas A&M and LSU the top 2 teams in the conference because they're 4-0 and 3-0 respectively and somehow both Missouri and Vanderbilt are ahead of Alabama in the conference standings at 2-1 each while the Crimson Frauds are are 2-2
Isn't it sweet?
LSU beat Arkansas
Yes
And don't forget that both LSU and aTm have out of conference losses to teams of questionable worth. Football is crazy this season and teams wake up one week and then go to sleep the next. Saban era consistency is going to be remembered like the dinosaurs.
@@Mamatiger85 but if LSU beats Texas A&M it would go LSU to Texas A&M to Arkansas blah blah blahb or Texas A&M to LSU etc.
“We must be Barnum and Bailey…” is a great line. I’m totally stealing it.
This might be one of his best of all time, laughed through the whole video.
This season of SEC Roll Call gets better with every passing week.
0:24 as a Gamecocks fan I am still livid about the refs from our game with LSU
Indeed.
Texas feels that same pain. But worst.
I will never get over those calls.
@@GANGSTAWILL985 ? You have no idea. Actually 0 clue. Theres no comparison.
@IceWraith101 well to be fair the refs did gift yall a td on the blocked punt that should've been overturned because the usc players jumped over the protection. So you can't be that livid.
THE VANDY comments was best and funny. Great job sir!!!!
That junkyard Dawg defense has come alive!!
"Shhh, quiet ranked teams are talking" 🤣
Geaux Tigers
Vandy said “Shhh…. Ranked teams are talking.” 😂😂
I sit and wait weekly for these videos to drop!
One side note. Both Mizzou and Tex A&M warned the SEC about Texas and Oklahoma. Wasn't just A&M.
What was the warning and how does it pertaining to winning and losing games?
@@paulgrudowski4383 warning was about letting Texas and Oklachoka in the conference. In the skit and elsewhere A&M are solely credited with it now.
@@paulgrudowski4383the warning was that Texas would come and behave like the entitled assholes that makes up 80% of their fan base. They ruined the big 12.
@nickabbate5623 OK, I get it, you're a biased Aggie making senseless statements and bad math (300 frat boys out of 105,000 fans is not 80%). Go to a game and chat with real fans and see that all people are similar.
One of the best one yet! GBO!
The fact that Vandy can sit and take pop shots at everyone else in the conference regardless of how things go down is the early Christmas present I never knew I wanted. Just seeing them tell another team "scoreboard" is great.
They have earned it
@@troybaxter oh absolutely agree. That's why it's both hilarious and awesome at the same time.
I always love your SEC Roll Call . . today especially. I had a "MONDAY" and your video made me smile for the first time today!!!
2:26 Did he say "at the holiday Inn in Douglasville"??
Next to Cobb?😊
Brilliant. Look forward to this every week, truly the best SEC shorts out there.