Pelosi Appoints Liz Cheney To Jan. 6th Committee, As More Capitol Rioters Face Justice

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  • Опубликовано: 30 июн 2021
  • After examining the makeup of Speaker Pelosi's select committee on the Jan. 6th insurrection, which will include Republican congresswoman Liz Cheney, Stephen takes a look at the latest batch of seditionists rounded up by the feds for their alleged involvement in the attack on the U.S. Capitol. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @DensetsuVII
    @DensetsuVII 3 года назад +249

    12:40 Holy crap is Jon playing the Lost Woods theme? That's a man of culture there

    • @LolotovCocktail
      @LolotovCocktail 3 года назад +8

      I was just thinking that myself!

    • @SilkyC
      @SilkyC 3 года назад +6

      RIGHT?! I just freaked out hearing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @MarkElders
      @MarkElders 3 года назад +10

      Right after the bit about breaking a penis. Can't be a coincidence. 😂

    • @solidsnake58
      @solidsnake58 3 года назад +3

      That’s what I said! 😁

    • @dooshkid
      @dooshkid 3 года назад +3

      as soon as i heard the tambourine i knew but i was like 'no way' lol

  • @vickystrudwick3939
    @vickystrudwick3939 3 года назад +29

    "Mango Unchained" omg I laughed out loud at that one. Priceless :-D

  • @MA-jf6tv
    @MA-jf6tv 3 года назад +42

    I completely understand how you feel, Stephen Colbert. We’ve been hurt way too many times. 😂

  • @TiagoAugustoSouzaBarreiro
    @TiagoAugustoSouzaBarreiro 3 года назад +174

    Jon Baptiste playing ''Lost Woods'' from Zelda. The man never disappoints.

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra 3 года назад +1

      Goddamn it was awesome

    • @KevinKolpack
      @KevinKolpack 3 года назад +1

      I'm confused. The Lost Woods didn't have its own music track in Zelda 1, just the overworld music.
      (JK, I'd recognize Saria's Song from Ocarina of Time anywhere)

    • @red5158077
      @red5158077 3 года назад

      That's awesome.

    • @checkme1830
      @checkme1830 3 года назад +1

      I knew it! I thought that sounded like the Lost Woods theme. Good to know I’m not crazy

  • @joshbotofborg2577
    @joshbotofborg2577 3 года назад +192

    Props to Jon Batiste for that awesome rendition of Saria's Song at the end!

    • @jasonwilkins1969
      @jasonwilkins1969 3 года назад +1

      Oh my God, you're right. Thank you for pointing that out

    • @bryanhyde2709
      @bryanhyde2709 3 года назад

      Awesome!!!...

    • @junj0u
      @junj0u 3 года назад

      WOW!!!!!!!!!!

    • @gatita1974
      @gatita1974 3 года назад +3

      He's just an amazingly pure talent. Stephen got so lucky to land Jon Batiste for his on stage band!!! He oozes pure kindness and joy and infectious happiness!

  • @sonofgouken86
    @sonofgouken86 3 года назад +223

    Just screamed like a full child hearing Jon play "Lost Woods" from OOT. Dammit I missed these guys!!😭😂😍

    • @AncientGamerChris
      @AncientGamerChris 3 года назад +15

      I LOST MY MIND WHEN I HEARD THAT. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 So dope

    • @d_wenz3431
      @d_wenz3431 3 года назад +15

      So happy to find ppl in the comments that recognized it!!

    • @taylortetra1781
      @taylortetra1781 3 года назад +11

      Dying hahaha I can here to check comments

    • @MrSorryNo
      @MrSorryNo 3 года назад +14

      This is the set of comments I was looking for! I needed someone else to recognize the fantastic music at the end 😭😂

    • @devild1986
      @devild1986 3 года назад +10

      Was humming the beat without realizing and then lost my mind and yelled Lost Woods!

  • @Pitohuigrim
    @Pitohuigrim 3 года назад +157

    You know out of watching this show I've never been disappointed in it more than I have with you talking about the Palestinian and Israelis and then immediately cutting to a meanwhile segment

    • @tobiramasenju6290
      @tobiramasenju6290 3 года назад +45

      Yeah. That was honestly pretty disgusting. Imagine if he made that joke about us blacks during slavery or koni when he was abducting little girls in Africa. Literally while it's happening and while he's been conspicuously silent on the inhuman treatment.

    • @user-cv3fu6xv5c
      @user-cv3fu6xv5c 3 года назад +48

      I actually thought he was being serious for a second there, to use it for laughs was gross. It was distasteful and really disappointing

    • @thedarkness125
      @thedarkness125 3 года назад +8

      Imagine looking for sympathy in a conflict that has been going on for more than half a century between two groups of people that refuse to stop the fighting dispite attempts from outside to help come to a conclusion. At this point tge only thing we havent done is laugh at it.

    • @davildom13
      @davildom13 3 года назад +7

      Exactly what I thought. That was low.

    • @roderickboone9452
      @roderickboone9452 3 года назад +13

      Friggin get over it you idiots. It's a dang comedy show.

  • @samdonaldson7425
    @samdonaldson7425 3 года назад +265

    The “Lost Woods” outro from Zelda at the end though. That band is fire

    • @fredrikolsson2482
      @fredrikolsson2482 3 года назад +4

      Omg, I would've missed it if it wasn't for your comment. Thanks!

    • @vizz8693
      @vizz8693 3 года назад +3

      THAT WAS AWESOME!!

    • @gamble40k
      @gamble40k 3 года назад +2

      Immediately had to hit the comments after I heard that. Amazing!

    • @JKess-rh6fc
      @JKess-rh6fc 3 года назад +3

      Because of the penile fracture bit. "Lost Wood[s]"

  • @ryano9425
    @ryano9425 3 года назад +69

    Band has nice taste sneaking in Lost Woods song from Zelda at the end there! 😎

  • @sifuculreif6448
    @sifuculreif6448 3 года назад +718

    John Batiste slyly slippin'-in a little *"Lost Woods"* from *LOZ: The Ocarina of Time.*

    • @spankyavalon
      @spankyavalon 3 года назад +56

      Knew comments wouldn't let me down. I started whistling along and was left wondering.. "How do I know this song?"

    • @paulneely5102
      @paulneely5102 3 года назад +15

      Came here to say this

    • @vahronheim
      @vahronheim 3 года назад +37

      I just did a double take and said "They are playing Zelda!!“

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 3 года назад +26

      Game music composers need fair representation on the public forum.
      I go nuts when they do old sonic or mega man

    • @pathendlem
      @pathendlem 3 года назад +21

      I was like “is that Zelda music?”

  • @tomsmith2013
    @tomsmith2013 3 года назад +23

    "They got one Cheney to shoot 'em in the face" LOLOLLOLOLLOL!

  • @lasz1979
    @lasz1979 3 года назад +53

    Saria's Song?? Now I love Stay human even more.

  • @Ansible1000
    @Ansible1000 3 года назад +286

    Loving that Lost Woods theme there Mr. Batiste and Stay Human.

    • @martinseal1987
      @martinseal1987 3 года назад +7

      Yh boi! That sounded amazing

    • @chrismayer2788
      @chrismayer2788 3 года назад +10

      Came here to say that :)

    • @TFJAna
      @TFJAna 3 года назад +17

      Playing one out for that lost wood 🪵

    • @samedian
      @samedian 3 года назад +8

      Came here looking for this exact comment- I heard the first few notes and thought it might be coincidence, then realized they were straight up playing Zelda music- awesome.

    • @Cinnuhminn
      @Cinnuhminn 3 года назад +5

      Made me instantly more happier

  • @sharonolsen6579
    @sharonolsen6579 3 года назад +231

    The first 1 minute and 40 seconds of this monologue is EXACTLY what have been feeling today... once again .. Mr. Colbert .. you nailed it! * and made me laugh at the same time ! genius!

    • @yowie369
      @yowie369 3 года назад +3

      Great writers on this show

    • @dawahaddict
      @dawahaddict 3 года назад

      That line about Palestine was heartbreaking.

  • @JMCatron
    @JMCatron 3 года назад +89

    It's pretty cowardly to call yourself out for not talking about Palestine and then immediately ignore the issue of Palestine.

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 3 года назад +1

      The rabbit hole peace plan. Occupy the west bank with rabbits and there will be lots to stew about.

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp 3 года назад

      @Alternative Headlines he didn’t, that’s the point. He does news monologues but never comments on this major news event. People want to know his opinion. He doesn’t want to come across as a right wing Israel supporter but otoh he’s based in NYC which has a huge Jewish population so he doesn’t want to admit to supporting Palestine either. So he says nothing like a big wuss

    • @misael524
      @misael524 3 года назад

      He wants to keep his job. So to me, he's pro Palestine.

    • @mohamedsaid9416
      @mohamedsaid9416 3 года назад

      @@misael524 why would he get fired for supporting Palestine?

    • @naomiharbour7841
      @naomiharbour7841 3 года назад

      Everybody talked about that already. The penis situation was much more in need of exposure.

  • @JohnHoffman65
    @JohnHoffman65 3 года назад +6

    I’m right there with you, Stephen. Guarding my heart:

  • @GameOfDepth
    @GameOfDepth 3 года назад +695

    As the GOP boat sinks
    They will claim it was always a submarine...

    • @joebroadbeef332
      @joebroadbeef332 3 года назад +14

      Well Said!

    • @bosmerfromcanada3878
      @bosmerfromcanada3878 3 года назад +7

      A Typhoon/Akula class, unfortunately for them. And Elvira, it's now called the GQP, not the GOP. Still well said and endorsed.

    • @runnergo1398
      @runnergo1398 3 года назад +3

      Is this about the penis?

    • @greyalien295
      @greyalien295 3 года назад +2

      Faster than the Kursk

    • @cinderella3414
      @cinderella3414 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cindygr8ce
    @cindygr8ce 3 года назад +240

    It's not over, they are going after him like a Mafia boss. They start at the bottom and work their way up and eventually dump can be charged with ALL the crimes

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 3 года назад +32

      He has all the best crimes. 🤷

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 3 года назад +21

      LAW AND ORDER!!! 😂😂😂

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 3 года назад +22

      Man, person, woman, camera, TV.....extent of his vocabulary

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 3 года назад +17

      Can we get a diaper change on set? Donny soiled another one.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 3 года назад +17

      Weisell-who? I've never met him. Well maybe we had coffee once, but it was decaf.

  • @BlackStar345Rose
    @BlackStar345Rose 3 года назад +48

    I'm quite disappointed that he has yet to address the Palestine and Israel conflict, this is quite sad

    • @jplit
      @jplit 3 года назад +13

      Even more disappointed he used it for a cheap segue.

    • @heatherdequetteville9184
      @heatherdequetteville9184 3 года назад +2

      You want a comedian to address the issue? What am I missing?

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 3 года назад +2

      You want a MAGAt like Heather to actually have a thought? What am I missing?

    • @melgallardo2012
      @melgallardo2012 3 года назад +4

      It's a long time legal dispute. And the world have witnessed and learnt that war with religions involved is a never ending argument. We're numb, used to it and sick of hearing about it. I honestly can say, I don't care. The only thing I care about hearing right now is the green deal that would help in the fight against climate change.

    • @heatherdequetteville9184
      @heatherdequetteville9184 3 года назад +3

      @@gamepapa1211 Gamepapa. What makes you think I,m a magat? Extremely weird presumption based on my remarks.

  • @jodinsan
    @jodinsan 3 года назад +21

    "The surgery seemed to be a success. It did not take long for him to recover."
    Lucky bastard. I usually need a sandwich and about an hour before I recover. Dude had a whole damn operation.

  • @Tiredofthecensorship189
    @Tiredofthecensorship189 3 года назад +93

    This video ended with Zelda music and began with a gift. Best episode by default.

  • @Slusher01
    @Slusher01 3 года назад +538

    The “Lost Woods” sounds great with a full band

    • @tysonsaner2527
      @tysonsaner2527 3 года назад +10

      Right?

    • @MysticVokkai
      @MysticVokkai 3 года назад +16

      That made me really happy

    • @xion637
      @xion637 3 года назад +13

      yooooooooooo i near flipped. This was cool.

    • @teammember767
      @teammember767 3 года назад +9

      It was the Cherry

    • @michaelsoilowdji5558
      @michaelsoilowdji5558 3 года назад +13

      Yea I got pumped to hear some legend of Zelda soundtrack lol! Morrrreeeee pls

  • @nidiashalabi2036
    @nidiashalabi2036 3 года назад +90

    “I’ve been silent about generational conflict between Israelis and Palestinians” and moving on to a joke is only funny if you aren’t dying. I love this show but that should have been omitted if it wasn’t going to be sincerely called out….

    • @Caterfree10
      @Caterfree10 3 года назад +22

      Agreed tbh. That was extremely tasteless on about 1000 different levels. I know comedy and shit, but apartheid isn't a laughing matter.

    • @rev.rachel
      @rev.rachel 3 года назад +3

      Super valid

    • @stollay
      @stollay 3 года назад +3

      agree

    • @IMelkor42
      @IMelkor42 3 года назад +5

      Reminder that, in the end, Colbert is a liberal corporatist. He's not going to challenge the status quo in any meaningful fashion...

    • @Caterfree10
      @Caterfree10 3 года назад +4

      @@IMelkor42 ugh, I hate how right you are tbh. >

  • @G3m1n1MTNs
    @G3m1n1MTNs 3 года назад +5

    "vertical penile fracture" is not a phrase I needed to know

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 3 года назад +160

    Pelosi: OK, time to pick a member for the committee.
    GQP: BAWW YOU CAN'T HAVE A COMMITTEE WITH JUST DEMOCRATS IN IT YOU MUST HAVE A REPUBLICAN IN IT TOO
    Pelosi: OK we pick Liz Cheney.
    GQP: *surprised Pikachu face*

    • @wizardtim8573
      @wizardtim8573 3 года назад +4

      Nani!?!?

    • @goldenshine9434
      @goldenshine9434 3 года назад +8

      Republicans were offered equal numbers on the committee.

    • @wizardtim8573
      @wizardtim8573 3 года назад +9

      @@goldenshine9434 Yeah but they didn't vote for the bipartisan committee, so really Liz Cheney was a completely optional addition that Pelosi probably pulled it as a giant "F U" to the party.

  • @dhFLOOPY
    @dhFLOOPY 3 года назад +887

    Even Matt Gaetz's poll numbers say that he's into the teens.

  • @Balanor2
    @Balanor2 3 года назад +2

    Finally a sound track for fighting evil on Colbert lol

  • @darrenmiller6927
    @darrenmiller6927 2 года назад +3

    Love Stephen! The guy is terrific. A national treasure. He always gets a laugh out of me.

  • @childofivy
    @childofivy 3 года назад +1298

    WAS THAT SARIA'S SONG I HEARD AT THE END THERE?! So happy...

    • @josiewinters
      @josiewinters 3 года назад +99

      Zelda reference, right? Sweet

    • @LupinLovebites
      @LupinLovebites 3 года назад +71

      Yeah, I caught that too! Years ago, the guy I was dating learned all those songs on his own ocarina. The nerd was strong with that one...

    • @willjohnboy
      @willjohnboy 3 года назад +102

      It's also the lost woods theme

    • @odintillgren3212
      @odintillgren3212 3 года назад +72

      I was about the click the back button at the end of the video and was like "Wait... is that what I think it is?"

    • @dazzlemasseur
      @dazzlemasseur 3 года назад +47

      @@willjohnboy also known as**
      Saria song = lost wood's theme.

  • @Varizen87
    @Varizen87 3 года назад +159

    I see the band are fans of Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, as this video closes out with the Lost Wood's Theme/Saria's Song.

    • @khronos3132
      @khronos3132 3 года назад +3

      I thought that sounded familiar! Thanks for posting the song name, that would have been bothering me all day.

    • @littlejay2o02
      @littlejay2o02 3 года назад +14

      Just after the subject being lost wood! hey-o!

    • @codys1528
      @codys1528 3 года назад +2

      Wondered how far I'd have to scroll to find this! Need more Zelda tunes by Johnny B and the band

    • @shanelawrence7438
      @shanelawrence7438 3 года назад +1

      Not only that but when stormy danials was on as a guest, they played the song of storms.

    • @lordskeletorde
      @lordskeletorde 3 года назад +1

      Not the first time they play Lost Woods either

  • @muraalia
    @muraalia 3 года назад +9

    Saria's Song? Saria's Song!! And I thought Jon couldn't be any cooler

  • @kunde5135
    @kunde5135 3 года назад +24

    my heart almost stopped to hear what he has to say about the conflict. well, well.

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 3 года назад

      Drilling a couple of oil wells might make it worth invading. Don't give anybody any ideas is one policy.

  • @jawstrock2215
    @jawstrock2215 3 года назад +335

    Wow.. that zelda song at the end though...

    • @stewart.brandonr
      @stewart.brandonr 3 года назад +58

      I had to scroll down waaay too far to find this comment - it was awesome!!!

    • @thekinginyellow7656
      @thekinginyellow7656 3 года назад +16

      I loved it!

    • @Yvaelle
      @Yvaelle 3 года назад +37

      Kokiri Forest song I think. The band does video game music covers pretty often, Zelda being the most common I think.

    • @iSmartMan1
      @iSmartMan1 3 года назад +31

      Saria's Song

    • @tankgirlspetdragon9225
      @tankgirlspetdragon9225 3 года назад +10

      IKR!🖤

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 3 года назад +123

    Mango Unchained- that is priceless.
    If it was only Evie with no audience she would have been laughing hysterically sitting off to the side

    • @likefire1617
      @likefire1617 3 года назад +2

      "booby trap in a box labeled 'booby trap"..

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 3 года назад +5

      Sometimes I really miss that quarantine format.

    • @TheSuzberry
      @TheSuzberry 3 года назад +1

      @@Surge1077 definitely!

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl 3 года назад +2

      @@Surge1077 you and me both
      More ‘organic’

  • @StephiSensei26
    @StephiSensei26 3 года назад +1

    He's been saving this stuff up over the long stay in his broom closet. Ka-POW! Good one Stephen!

  • @johngunderson-martin6230
    @johngunderson-martin6230 3 года назад +3

    O.o was that OOT I heard at the end. John Batiste deserves another Oscar for that

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 3 года назад +386

    GOP: You join that commission, your career is over.
    Liz Cheney: Oh no, anyway.

    • @JeepersCreepers58
      @JeepersCreepers58 3 года назад +32

      Either way she's doing the right thing and I'm sure she will be just fine no matter the outcome. Most importantly, we know the person who should never step foot in the white house again. The man who almost destroyed America starting in 2016. And prior to that was living off of the American taxpayer dollars. Also today the courts have finally begun to start the corruption of the Trump organization. Huge step and finally stopping a lifelong criminal of corruption even though Trump himself has not been indicted yet just his guinea pig facing decades in jail at 75 plus years old, which means if the guinea pig does not cooperate he will definitely croak in jail. I honestly believe this time Trump and his organization along with his family are going to finally get what they deserve and it's been long overdue. America cannot afford to have another Trump ever to step foot in the White House. Trump's skin is starting to peel off like an orange. He's not able to hide it anymore.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 3 года назад +27

      That decision to kick her out really came back to bite them in the ass, didn't it?

    • @ChrisAlbertH47
      @ChrisAlbertH47 3 года назад +21

      They've already taken away what was important for her, which is her party.
      She has nothing left to lose.

    • @JeepersCreepers58
      @JeepersCreepers58 3 года назад +16

      @@ChrisAlbertH47 and everything to gain.

    • @paulwagner688
      @paulwagner688 3 года назад +4

      Adam Kizinger: "Who gives a shit?"

  • @houdin654jeff
    @houdin654jeff 3 года назад +132

    A great monologue followed by a stirring round of “Name that Zelda song.”

    • @luminangel
      @luminangel 3 года назад +18

      Me listening to the video: "are they playing zelda right now?"

    • @SaintVeloth
      @SaintVeloth 3 года назад +7

      I love how much Batiste references Video game music

    • @jasonwolf3591
      @jasonwolf3591 3 года назад +3

      Kikori Forest Theme

    • @eazybuxafew
      @eazybuxafew 3 года назад +5

      @@jasonwolf3591 close! Lost woods theme lol

    • @AustinThinker79
      @AustinThinker79 3 года назад +2

      @@eazybuxafew winner!

  • @aslefjeldstad
    @aslefjeldstad 3 года назад +7

    12:50 Jon and the band is playing “Saria’s song” from Zelda, nice!

  • @marcelodealmeida2103
    @marcelodealmeida2103 3 года назад +52

    Joking about genocide that way was cowardly and honestly quite sad. Stephen, are you becoming Bill Maher?

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 3 года назад +6

      I think you're overthinking this, it's clear that Stephen wasn't equipped for that and so he diverted. calm down.

    • @tobiramasenju6290
      @tobiramasenju6290 3 года назад +16

      @@sillygoose635 then don't bring it up. That was incredibly disturbing.

    • @qing-jaohan8641
      @qing-jaohan8641 3 года назад +6

      Seriously, what genocide joke? Referencing Israel and Palestine? He didn't make any point; he used the reference as a "serious topic", to be interrupted by a penis joke. If so, please, stop virtue-signalling. There are plenty of well-meaning people who take it seriously, including, I'd wager, Stephen; never seen a more decent fella on TV. If you meant something else, please clarify; I'm confused.

    • @warriorofsli
      @warriorofsli 3 года назад +7

      @@qing-jaohan8641 That's the problem he didn't make any point, he just used as a set up for a joke a very serious ongoing problem that is escalating, where israel is committing genocide, and human right violations. and that is pretty disgusting

    • @DMO-DMO-DMO
      @DMO-DMO-DMO 3 года назад +3

      @@warriorofsli why is using the Israel Palestine conflict to set up a joke crossing the line? What about all of the other serious topics that are used for jokes? They're just.... not as important?

  • @ursulamoon755
    @ursulamoon755 3 года назад +836

    When Trump sends his ppl, he’s not sending the best or smartest.

    • @dhFLOOPY
      @dhFLOOPY 3 года назад +73

      They bring drugs, they bring crime, they're rapists...

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 3 года назад +62

      …and some of them, I assume, are good people.
      Nah, I’m joking. I don’t assume that any are good people

    • @SMcNulty55
      @SMcNulty55 3 года назад +44

      Sadly, they are the “best” people he has.

    • @seanadams740
      @seanadams740 3 года назад +4

      @@dhFLOOPY COOK ONLY ONE BEAN THE FISH WILL IRON THE REST!

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia 3 года назад +6

      And yet they had the balls to sack Congress while the Left will sit through 4 years of Nazi rallies, concentration camps, soldiers on the streets, mass graves and a violent Fascist coup attempt.
      Do any of you think that protest signs and hashtags will really stop Fascism?

  • @Scuuurbs
    @Scuuurbs 3 года назад +53

    Well that was a trip. I never would have expected to hear Stay Human send the show off to commercial break with the timeless tunes of the Lost Woods.

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd 3 года назад +5

      Never expected, but when they heard the about the peenwhile segment, it HAD to be done

    • @chemmerling
      @chemmerling 3 года назад +3

      They do video games infrequently, but they do them enough to notice. I forget what I heard before, but it was just a little 4 second clip, and it was so recognizable that it's all that was needed.

    • @Atmapalazzo
      @Atmapalazzo 3 года назад +1

      It's not actually the first time they've played Lost Woods

  • @notlemons1149
    @notlemons1149 3 года назад +37

    Still want Stephen to talk about the Palestine and Israel conflict. Wasn't very cute of him to use that as a segue, actually that came off as just entirely corrupt;

    • @newt1016
      @newt1016 3 года назад +8

      Glad someone else is thinking this. Disgustingly few people care that he made a quirky little joke out of a horrible and unjustifiable situation

    • @ohioagainsttheworld676
      @ohioagainsttheworld676 3 года назад

      it's hard to worry about other countries problems when he's too busy trying to help destroy his own...

    • @Adriandz271
      @Adriandz271 3 года назад +1

      It came off quite funny to me.

    • @LYFoulidis
      @LYFoulidis 3 года назад +8

      To me it didn’t come across as a distasteful joke, but as a clear middle finger to CBS not allowing him to talk about the subject.

    • @geraldinesleijpen5504
      @geraldinesleijpen5504 3 года назад +1

      @@newt1016 That's his job as a comedian. It's allowed to make jokes about horrible situations.

  • @VanuttChan
    @VanuttChan 3 года назад +20

    I was waiting to hear Macho Man Randy Savage say “SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!”

    • @billmurray7473
      @billmurray7473 3 года назад

      That was actually
      The Ultimate Warrior.

  • @notnef
    @notnef 3 года назад +165

    Not gonna lie, seeing Stephen at the Sullivan theater is still an adjustment. He did great during the pandemic in his storage.

    • @hmq9052
      @hmq9052 3 года назад +7

      Nobody thinks you're lying

    • @jessicak2811
      @jessicak2811 3 года назад +14

      I miss the storage closet! 😭

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 3 года назад +3

      Why would anyone like about something like that?

    • @changeshifter4852
      @changeshifter4852 3 года назад +7

      That bathtub scene heralded something different, but good.

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 3 года назад +4

      I would much prefer to keep the show in the closet - I so did not miss the applause and booing interrupting his spiel.

  • @Urbannerd112
    @Urbannerd112 3 года назад +92

    Holy Hylia, they used Saria's song at the end of the monologue.

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 3 года назад +3

      Damn, we got gamers in the Late show.😱

    • @dustyvanfossen2219
      @dustyvanfossen2219 3 года назад +1

      @@V4Now I'd be willing to bet a large chunk of his audience are millennials like me.

    • @meghandivito
      @meghandivito 3 года назад +4

      I had to come back to the comments section to make sure I wasn’t the only one who heard that.

    • @adamcphilpott
      @adamcphilpott 3 года назад +6

      "Lost Woods" after the broken penis story. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @steverogers6572
      @steverogers6572 3 года назад

      Theyve done a lot of game themes. Legend of zelda. Sonic. And a few others

  • @augustinedelgado2048
    @augustinedelgado2048 3 года назад +4

    I'm over here jamming to the lost woods/ saria's song theme at the end.

  • @SeerWS
    @SeerWS 3 года назад +2

    Large Hardon Collider
    rofl
    Brilliant

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 3 года назад +259

    Liz Cheney is investigating the same folks who kicked her out? Oh dis gon be gud!

    • @nfspbarrister5681
      @nfspbarrister5681 3 года назад +16

      Ain't karma a fair bit*h, eh?

    • @ForeverMe543
      @ForeverMe543 3 года назад +12

      *grabs popcorn* 🍿

    • @oliverimhoof
      @oliverimhoof 3 года назад +10

      I can't wait to hear how the GOP leaders are going to whine about how she can't be unbiased. Just queue up the video of their evil turtle-man leader saying he'll do everything possible to make sure nothing good will be done for the people until he and his henchmen are back in control. I may be paraphrasing.

    • @lazerlord9324
      @lazerlord9324 3 года назад +5

      Directed by M Knight Shayalaman

    • @edjames9849
      @edjames9849 3 года назад +1

      Liz cheney will be voted out with all the other corrupt democrats.

  • @brunoemf90
    @brunoemf90 3 года назад +341

    In honor of the last news, they played Lost Woods for the man’s lost wood.

  • @ioresult
    @ioresult 3 года назад +43

    I'd like to hear about Stephen's position on the Israelopalestinian conflict though.

    • @koalabrownie
      @koalabrownie 3 года назад +1

      Evidently too chickenshit

    • @ioresult
      @ioresult 3 года назад +6

      @@koalabrownie he's bridled by his contract with CBS. And the network is chickenshit.

    • @nfspbarrister5681
      @nfspbarrister5681 3 года назад

      He tried several times, but got shut-down. On air.

  • @ryanspengler4877
    @ryanspengler4877 3 года назад +3

    Stay Human breaking out the Zelda tune rocks my entire life...

  • @aisadal2521
    @aisadal2521 3 года назад +477

    Well, I'm glad Liz Cheney got saved after getting kicked out - now she can get her revenge by serving true justice

    • @hankakah4180
      @hankakah4180 3 года назад +44

      Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned.

    • @Tuturial464
      @Tuturial464 3 года назад +14

      An eye for an eye, and to turn the other ass cheek

    • @richardjones2455
      @richardjones2455 3 года назад +16

      Maybe, we will see.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 3 года назад +19

      They cultists in the GQP must be reaaaally regretting their decisions to kick Cheney when she spoke out of turn last time.

    • @lumpy0100
      @lumpy0100 3 года назад +6

      @@gamepapa1211 .🙂 The GQP. 😂! 😁

  • @Zerolink30
    @Zerolink30 3 года назад +23

    I was already feeling enjoyment and happiness from the monologue and it was made even better by that LoZ outro.

  • @ashleighjaimaosborne3966
    @ashleighjaimaosborne3966 3 года назад +1

    Well done, keep it going until ALL responsible are charged.

  • @WoodysAR
    @WoodysAR 3 года назад +4

    @11:45 A missed opportunity: he could have said: _"Nothing breaks the Mood quicker than breaking the _*_Dude!"_*

  • @kylaszemplinski3776
    @kylaszemplinski3776 3 года назад +175

    Can we all just appreciate John and his band playing The Legend of Zelda theme song at the end of this clip?

    • @vahronheim
      @vahronheim 3 года назад +2

      100%

    • @IliyaMoroumetz
      @IliyaMoroumetz 3 года назад +1

      I was about to say. XD

    • @valklingfriendofallthings5317
      @valklingfriendofallthings5317 3 года назад +3

      Not the first time I've heard Jon noodle off a Zelda melody in the background on the piano but first time I heard it with the whole band for the act break. :-)

    • @rastatank1345
      @rastatank1345 3 года назад +2

      Absolutely I came here just to see if anyone else caught it

    • @MetharosKM
      @MetharosKM 3 года назад +6

      Saria's Song* but yes I absolutely loved that.

  • @unvergebeneid
    @unvergebeneid 3 года назад +41

    "Large Hardon Collider" was an underappreciated joke 😄

  • @amyreynolds3619
    @amyreynolds3619 3 года назад +30

    These insurrectionists are real "geniues."LOL.

  • @howabouthat8606
    @howabouthat8606 3 года назад +3

    A bit off topic but remember how the home shows seemed a bit weird without an audience at first and then you got used to it? Now it seems weird with the audience - like who are all these people? I kind of miss the quiet times with just Stephen, Evie and the camera crew...

  • @sandybear61
    @sandybear61 3 года назад +42

    Being back in the studio suits you -- the jokes have been really funny and the mood is great. It's evident that everyone's glad to be back!

    • @elizabethcunicelli7023
      @elizabethcunicelli7023 3 года назад +1

      I agree!! Jokes made me lmaooooo....great writing, welcome back Steven and team!

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 3 года назад +135

    It's telling that some of the rioters tried to destroy recording equipment and attack reporters and photographers. If you REALLY thought you were doing the right thing, why all the efforts to conceal your actions and avoid accountability?

    • @SC-uq2jf
      @SC-uq2jf 3 года назад +7

      I Saw that awful vile destruction of news media equipment by IGNORANT trump supporters...... All of the INSURRECTIONIST TRAITORS, and EMBEDDED republiKKKans should be in jail.

    • @gagatube
      @gagatube 3 года назад +14

      Insurrectionist logic: "If I smash this CNN camera, no-one will be able to see what I'm doing!"

    • @splendidcolors
      @splendidcolors 3 года назад +2

      I thought the motivation was "F*** you, leftist Trump-hating media!"

    • @antonbrakhage490
      @antonbrakhage490 3 года назад +9

      Because Trump told them reporters are the enemy of the people, like the fascist tyrant he is.

    • @gagatube
      @gagatube 3 года назад +2

      @@splendidcolors I'm sure you are right - I was accusing them of overthinking it, which is ridiculous, of course... 😛

  • @annad.4040
    @annad.4040 3 года назад +2

    The band playing Zelda at the end was definitely my favorite part!

  • @MatthewRichardson1
    @MatthewRichardson1 3 года назад

    Wow. They played Saria's song at the end. Crazy how just a few notes can bring back so many memories.

  • @NightFlyStudio
    @NightFlyStudio 3 года назад +40

    Did...did Stay Human just end on Saria's Song from The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time?

    • @aleli91702
      @aleli91702 3 года назад +2

      yes

    • @-Nine9-
      @-Nine9- 3 года назад +1

      Yes they did

    • @HoodedLefty
      @HoodedLefty 3 года назад

      Yeah it’s not the first time

    • @moniqm3607
      @moniqm3607 3 года назад

      Yes indeed they did!

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 3 года назад

      Why?
      Easy: 'the lost woods'.

  • @BirdmanKen
    @BirdmanKen 3 года назад +69

    Sheesh. We've ALL been burnt by the unrealized promise of justice with this guy.

  • @bridgetanne8242
    @bridgetanne8242 3 года назад

    Colbert is a national treasure. 🥸🥸🥸

  • @frankmillar2207
    @frankmillar2207 3 года назад +1

    spent so much time hyping up the return to the theater and then works a couple weeks before taking time off lol

  • @mistabrrrly
    @mistabrrrly 3 года назад +26

    Hold up! Yo they played the Lost Woods theme, that made my night!!

  • @shaneckel
    @shaneckel 3 года назад +43

    Acting like I'm not going to catch one of the best Zelda songs ever produced being slid in there.

  • @jeffk1482
    @jeffk1482 3 года назад

    "Large hardon collider" - I lost it!!!!!
    😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Cleverogue
    @Cleverogue 3 года назад

    Best recent monologue,
    in a series of great monologues.
    Nailed it...
    Bravo!

  • @chrisgasmith
    @chrisgasmith 3 года назад +80

    I know this isn’t at all related to the commentary but loved hearing the lost woods theme play steven out for the break

    • @maxstreim4612
      @maxstreim4612 3 года назад +2

      The music on the show is so good, only reason I got into Baptiste

    • @precariousplays9469
      @precariousplays9469 3 года назад +2

      Considering that last story... Darkly appropriate.

    • @cloudwatcher608
      @cloudwatcher608 3 года назад

      @@precariousplays9469 😂😂😂

  • @berulan8463
    @berulan8463 3 года назад +39

    "Nothing breaks the mood quicker than breaking the wood".

    • @flipflip5felipe
      @flipflip5felipe 3 года назад +10

      No wonder the band chose to play the Lost Woods theme

  • @Andowen
    @Andowen 3 года назад +2

    I see you, Mr. Jon Batiste; playing the Lost Woods theme. 😉

  • @jmattos
    @jmattos 3 года назад +1

    oh my god the meanwhile almost broke me. LMAOOOOO

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 3 года назад +22

    Upon hearing that his company was indicted, Individual #1 dropped a massive #2 into his Depends diaper. 😅😂🤣

  • @jasondworkin6597
    @jasondworkin6597 3 года назад +217

    Missed a real opportunity to play a few bars of “Tainted Love.”

    • @anonaon
      @anonaon 3 года назад +21

      Instead they played "lost woods" for the guy that lost his woody

    • @ginadelsasso288
      @ginadelsasso288 3 года назад

      Sometimes i feel i have got to

    • @globaladdict
      @globaladdict 3 года назад

      this investigation has so much taint to indict the evidence is probably sealed until the trial unfolds

  • @scottrowe533
    @scottrowe533 3 года назад +2

    "I'd call him 'Teflon Don,' but I'm pretty sure that coating is deck sealant." 😂 👏

  • @Starman_Dx
    @Starman_Dx 3 года назад +47

    Excuse me, but maga is an euphemism for "commiting traitorous acts".
    Also, Saria's song, nice.

    • @whatabouttheearth
      @whatabouttheearth 3 года назад +1

      My Ass Gets Arrested

    • @pandamoniummvic7619
      @pandamoniummvic7619 3 года назад +1

      Jan 6th was a insurrection and what was all the rioting that happened all of summer last year in different cities? Peaceful protest that's right...even though they caused billions of dollars worth of damages

    • @Starman_Dx
      @Starman_Dx 3 года назад +2

      Oh look, it's the what about crowd trying to false equivalence themselves out of accepting responsibility.
      The 'riots' weren't an insurrection.
      The protests were about equality and combating racism.
      The insurrection was an angry mob that was lied to by a grifter trying to stay in power.
      They are not comparable. At all. 1/6 will be remembered for what a failed president did to the country he was sworn to protect.

    • @pandamoniummvic7619
      @pandamoniummvic7619 3 года назад

      @@Starman_Dx what does breaking into a Gucci store, targets, burning car lots , shooting and beating up people have to do with "equality" or "combating racism"? ⏳I'll wait

    • @pandamoniummvic7619
      @pandamoniummvic7619 3 года назад

      @@Starman_Dx Also you think us Americans have forgotten the riots and looting that happened in the summer of 2020? Your a straight up fool if you do. It will never be forgotten

  • @ittermaniac
    @ittermaniac 3 года назад +62

    “The large hardon collider “ haha give that writer some bonus pay

    • @Ainar86
      @Ainar86 3 года назад +2

      This joke's been around about as long as LHC itself, so no credit here...

    • @macmay3042
      @macmay3042 3 года назад

      More like Boner pay amirite...

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 3 года назад +230

    Nancy Pelosi sure knows how to troll Republicans.

    • @NOMAD-qp3dd
      @NOMAD-qp3dd 3 года назад +13

      It's a pretty progamer move ya gotta admit

    • @victorarredondo304
      @victorarredondo304 3 года назад +2

      Pelosi is a fool

    • @biggavelle11
      @biggavelle11 3 года назад +30

      @@victorarredondo304 did you vote for hair piece 45??

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 3 года назад +10

      Payback is gonna be a bitch! 🤣

    • @allyourcode
      @allyourcode 3 года назад +24

      I would say most of the credit goes to Rep Cheney tho. Kind of terrifying when the last fiber tethering the Republican party back to reality is a Cheney.

  • @binarycupcakes
    @binarycupcakes 3 года назад +1

    Lost forest at the end was a nice touch ❤️

  • @mistadomino
    @mistadomino 3 года назад +1

    More emergency meanwhile!!!
    Also loved that zelda play out!

  • @pauline_2373
    @pauline_2373 3 года назад +21

    *mango unchained* I choked on my coffee 🤣🤣🤣 Weisenberg will soon be singing like Mike Cohen!

  • @ChelseaATea
    @ChelseaATea 3 года назад +16

    Love you Stephen! Welcome back :) No matter what platform you are on, I'm always a huge fan!

  • @Franklinplatt64
    @Franklinplatt64 3 года назад +2

    Omg lost woods theme from Zelda. That was a nice surprise.

  • @NoTimeForLies
    @NoTimeForLies 3 года назад +1

    "The large hard-on collider" - Hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ArcaneSnowflake
    @ArcaneSnowflake 3 года назад +101

    did the band just outro using Zelda music?! Or was the Zelda song based on another song and they covered that?

    • @Yutyrant95
      @Yutyrant95 3 года назад +12

      Nope, that was in fact, The Lost Woods. Which, come to think of it, would be a great Jazz-Rock band

    • @-Nine9-
      @-Nine9- 3 года назад +8

      Nope that was Saria’s song

    • @threepiecebrewing152
      @threepiecebrewing152 3 года назад +9

      This monologue cracked me up but the Zelda 64 outro was definitely the best part

    • @moniqm3607
      @moniqm3607 3 года назад +6

      It was Zelda music

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 3 года назад +2

      Pretty sure the composer tried to be original. He might have drawn off something, but usually they note that somewhere.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 3 года назад +204

    Liz Cheney is appointed to the bipartisan committee AND an indictment was charged on Big Baby Cheezus's organization? Today's gonna be a good day!

    • @amaravazquez8591
      @amaravazquez8591 3 года назад +4

      Big Baby Cheezus 🤣
      That has become my new favorite Trump nickname, along with Emperor Baby Hands and Trumpolini.

    • @MWhaleK
      @MWhaleK 3 года назад

      Still much to early to celebrate even if it is good news.

    • @ctkachuk08
      @ctkachuk08 3 года назад

      American liberals are like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football. Why do you keep falling for this???

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 года назад

      @@amaravazquez8591 Tangerine Palpatine is my fave.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 года назад +1

      @@ctkachuk08 Even Lucy Van Pelt thinks Drumphf is a chump.

  • @deathmetalscottie
    @deathmetalscottie 3 года назад +4

    ...And suddenly, I have a strong urge to play The Ocarina of Time.

  • @phyllisrocher9441
    @phyllisrocher9441 3 года назад

    It is so wonderful to have you back

  • @TheReal008Zulu
    @TheReal008Zulu 3 года назад +319

    Republicans: Liz, you're out.
    Pelosi: Liz, you're on the committee to investigate January 6.
    Republicans: Remember where you came from, Liz.
    Liz: Don't worry. I will...

    • @santyclause8034
      @santyclause8034 3 года назад +13

      Under-rated comment.

    • @0pp841
      @0pp841 3 года назад +6

      This gives her a chance to redeem herself with the Republicans and you know she will. She along with the rest of the Republicans are going to act like it was the plan all along.

    • @emem2863
      @emem2863 3 года назад +21

      @@0pp841 Hopefully, she'll continue to stand up for democracy. She is very conservative, but she is willing to face the consequences og going against her party, which is on the wrong side of history.

    • @twill9278
      @twill9278 3 года назад +4

      @@0pp841
      She's gonna play it straight.

    • @michaelgreenwood3413
      @michaelgreenwood3413 3 года назад +15

      @@0pp841 She already has... Just not with the GQP who happen to be elected right now. And she never will "redeem" herself with them. She's basically told them to go fuck themselves.

  • @Cloudwalker22
    @Cloudwalker22 3 года назад +84

    "The Large Hard-on Collider.". That is gold.

    • @JohnForbes
      @JohnForbes 3 года назад +3

      Absolute genius for a two letter switch.

    • @adrianaloborec2205
      @adrianaloborec2205 3 года назад +1

      And old ;)

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 года назад +3

      To be honest, first time I saw the word "Hadron", Hardon was how I really read it.

    • @likefire1617
      @likefire1617 3 года назад +1

      "booby trap in a box labeled'booby trap"..

  • @JKess-rh6fc
    @JKess-rh6fc 3 года назад

    Did they really play the Lost Woods theme from Legend of Zelda as an outro pun for the penile fracture bit?
    That's next level comedy. 👏👏👏

  • @fattmusiek5452
    @fattmusiek5452 3 года назад

    Stephen Colbert is a Legend

  • @bettyveronica460
    @bettyveronica460 3 года назад +8

    Teflon Deck Sealent Don needs to be brought to accountability, and JUSTICE! 🤬⚖️

  • @MTCesquire
    @MTCesquire 3 года назад +12

    Jon Bastiste showing love to the gamers again with that Lost Woods cover. Best band in late night.

  • @Drmicky141
    @Drmicky141 3 года назад

    good to see you back in the studio!

  • @bnjmv
    @bnjmv 3 года назад

    yoooo putting in the lost woods theme at the end. hilarious!