Lunatics Think The Vaccine Has Them Magnetized, de Blasio Gets Roasted & Amazon’s Buying Everything

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  • Опубликовано: 17 май 2021
  • The state of California is not planning to lift the mask mandate until June 15th, people have forgotten how to drive during the pandemic, a new vaccination pop up site is opening this week in Las Vegas, a new line of lunacy from the anti-vax nation called “the magnet challenge” is making waves on social media with claims that people got vaccinated and their arm now has magnetic properties, Andrew Giuliani (son of Rudy Giuliani) is running for Governor of New York, Mayor Bill de Blasio showed up for a press conference dressed in Brooklyn Nets apparel, Twitter is exploring the possibility of offering a subscription service, Amazon is reportedly in talks to buy MGM, one of our writers shows off some strange items he bought to make sure they’re tax deductible, and we head out to Hollywood Blvd for a round of “On the Money!”
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  • @cjhards
    @cjhards 3 года назад +437

    Trust these puppets to poke fun of a serious medical issue

    • @billjoe39
      @billjoe39 2 года назад +5

      We live in a huckster society and deceit is it's main "value"

    • @taylorbarry7733
      @taylorbarry7733 2 года назад +9

      Welcome to earth where the rich control social figures to make sure they don't lose money or their plans. Why didn't jimmy test the magnetism on himself live on air? He has the vax

    • @billjoe39
      @billjoe39 2 года назад +8

      @@taylorbarry7733 so he 'said' he has it.......no proof

    • @taylorbarry7733
      @taylorbarry7733 2 года назад +1

      @@billjoe39 this proves jimmy doesn't have it tbh cuz he won't be jimmy and try it on himself. If he was really calling the guy crazy he would prove it.

    • @jeremybentham3313
      @jeremybentham3313 2 года назад +1

      You're a looney conspiracy nutter. Why should ANYONE take you seriously?

  • @dominiquedupouy9331
    @dominiquedupouy9331 3 года назад +188

    Their will be mokers in the end times.People will mock the truth.

    • @SgtD85
      @SgtD85 3 года назад +2

      Truth based on belief or proof based on evidence?

    • @lesleyedgley8371
      @lesleyedgley8371 3 года назад +3

      Doncha hate people who moke...........

    • @SgtD85
      @SgtD85 3 года назад

      @@lesleyedgley8371 no, I don't hate *mockers.* Only people who dont like it are because the insults are true.

    • @DoctorTurdmidget
      @DoctorTurdmidget 3 года назад +2

      @@lesleyedgley8371 I haven't moked in days. I need to do some good old-fashioned moking soon.

    • @lesleyedgley8371
      @lesleyedgley8371 3 года назад

      @@DoctorTurdmidget 😆

  • @PIXELSURPRISE
    @PIXELSURPRISE 2 года назад +247

    I bet this is gonna age pretty bad

  • @OnePieceTractor
    @OnePieceTractor 3 года назад +753

    Hey Kimmel why don't you get those people on your show and prove them wrong?

  • @houseofhairUK
    @houseofhairUK 3 года назад +103

    I done it on my client in the salon yesterday and the magnet stuck on her arm and no one else

  • @valdesigns1346
    @valdesigns1346 3 года назад +260

    They actually SHOWED people with the magnet sticking to their arms, and the audience laughs as they say they're idiots. They're WATCHING IT HAPPEN but still calling them "crazy" as if it's not happening. This is a new level of gaslighting.

    • @benney7520
      @benney7520 3 года назад +8

      Are you for real. It bullshit. Wtf

    • @benney7520
      @benney7520 3 года назад +3

      @@magog6852 ok, whatever. It's bull though.

    • @benney7520
      @benney7520 3 года назад +7

      Ok then, explain it. I'm listening. O, I know what you are thinking, the government put something in the vaccine so they can track us. Sure ok. One thing that the pandemic showed me is the magnitude of the stupidity in the world. Unbelievable!!

    • @valdesigns1346
      @valdesigns1346 3 года назад +13

      @Benney nice strawman argument ya got there. We didn't say anything about "tracking device". Simply pointing out that some (not all) people can have a magnet attach to their arm at the injection site. A bit odd, no?

    • @benney7520
      @benney7520 3 года назад +5

      @@magog6852 I've had vaccine. Magnets just won't stick. Lol

  • @geoffreyg.n4503
    @geoffreyg.n4503 2 года назад +252

    People are raising serious public health concerns and all we can do is call them lunatics? What has become of humanity?

    • @epictetushasepictiddiez2615
      @epictetushasepictiddiez2615 2 года назад +2

      We are learning :)

    • @bitbot9834
      @bitbot9834 2 года назад +11

      OK look im just curious, why tf would the government want to make us magnetic, use common sense

    • @surreal4972
      @surreal4972 2 года назад +13

      @@bitbot9834 They don’t. It’s bullshit. It’s all bullshit. The government literally can track us with our PHONES, if they want to track us.
      There is absolutely 0 evidence supporting the conspiracy theory that vaccines make you magnetic. And no, putting a spoon on your skin and making it stick to you is not proof. ANYTHING can do that if you’re sweaty enough, which I’m sure all these antivaxxers and dumbasses are, thus being the reason why they believe this batshit conspiracy.

    • @planktonlover5687
      @planktonlover5687 2 года назад

      @@epictetushasepictiddiez2615 yo Anasui

    • @simplydee4113
      @simplydee4113 2 года назад +4

      @@surreal4972 umm…the arbitrator of truth and all that is rational and yet you’re subscribed to all gaming channels like Nintendo, Sonic the Hedgehog and iBallisticSquif. Yup let’s all take advise from this intellectual.

  • @caoimhetreacy7692
    @caoimhetreacy7692 3 года назад +58

    Jimmy how much were you paid to sat this?? I know of five people who had the V and magnets are sticking to their arm!!! What is going on!!!!!!

    • @vikinglife6316
      @vikinglife6316 2 года назад +5

      This is called magnetofection and is published in medical journals regarding lipid nano particles nothing fake about the technology.

    • @nelisiwegwebu556
      @nelisiwegwebu556 2 года назад +8

      his definitely getting paid to manipulate the masses who think everything is a joke

  • @lukmankarlia8058
    @lukmankarlia8058 3 года назад +322

    Seen the magnet sticking to a friend with my own eyes

    • @jeranism
      @jeranism 3 года назад +65

      Yup. Me too. And yet they just deny

    • @Cartmanbraaaaah
      @Cartmanbraaaaah 3 года назад +6

      How is it able to stick?

    • @MyJerzz
      @MyJerzz 3 года назад +10

      Me too! My wife, put one on both her arms where she received the vaccin

    • @coriejones8725
      @coriejones8725 3 года назад +12

      jeranism this clown and all other celebrities are told to push this LIE to the masses

    • @ericak6841
      @ericak6841 3 года назад +7

      My dad, uncle and a few other co workers too.

  • @sofia2018YT
    @sofia2018YT 3 года назад +359

    The fact they're covering this means it's probably true. Calling people lunatics or crazy is ad hominem and not debunking anything.

    • @greenfairy4894
      @greenfairy4894 3 года назад +9

      💯

    • @jerickzane
      @jerickzane 3 года назад +27

      shaming them on public tv, calling them names.

    • @richardb8104
      @richardb8104 3 года назад +10

      Very true. Although they also make fun of flat earthers, and I just can't buy that one. This one has media stories from Pakistan to Australia to USA, and has been tried and shown to be true by 1000's.

    • @lloydmckay3241
      @lloydmckay3241 3 года назад +7

      I got a Quarter to stick to me . I havn't been cov vact yet though. So? Maybe we are all already magnetized. Who knew?

    • @CreepX
      @CreepX 3 года назад

      @@jerickzane should be worse seeing as they are literally causing a pandemic... Going into year 2... Have fun chicken little.

  • @nodiggity8497
    @nodiggity8497 3 года назад +10

    jokes on you bro, magnets are sticking! Why?

  • @gigigreen6931
    @gigigreen6931 3 года назад +336

    I got the shot and a magnet does stick to my arm as well. Thats weird

    • @looselipssinkships333
      @looselipssinkships333 3 года назад +16

      Get it ripped out quick

    • @MindStrider34
      @MindStrider34 3 года назад +123

      I guess you're a lunatic now, according to this puppet

    • @seeing2087
      @seeing2087 3 года назад +17

      Don’t get anymore

    • @lpawl89
      @lpawl89 3 года назад +34

      @@looselipssinkships333 you can’t “rip” it out, it’s permanent. Goes into your bloodstream etc.

    • @andym7333
      @andym7333 3 года назад +14

      wait u will become magneto

  • @quintistuta
    @quintistuta 3 года назад +359

    Just did the magnet challenge with a bunch of vaccinated friends. It worked, the magnet was sticking. I guess we’re all lunatics now

    • @hadassahimmanuel1727
      @hadassahimmanuel1727 3 года назад +31

      He such an antichrist demon that is my christian friend hes persecuting n making famous

    • @smak387
      @smak387 3 года назад +16

      You are all Trump supporters now. Congrats.

    • @-._.-KRiS-._.-
      @-._.-KRiS-._.- 3 года назад +25

      It doesn't work for me. I was vaccinated in both arms, nothing sticks.

    • @Cartmanbraaaaah
      @Cartmanbraaaaah 3 года назад +9

      Why are the magnets sticking?

    • @Natalia-hf3et
      @Natalia-hf3et 3 года назад +2

      WHOA!

  • @ollyollyoxenfree1337
    @ollyollyoxenfree1337 3 года назад +183

    How is magnets sticking to people for unexplained reasons funny. It may not be a tracking device but that shouldn't be happening. Why are people laughing it off. I dont get it.

    • @mrs.nesbitt5301
      @mrs.nesbitt5301 3 года назад +7

      I have no vaxx but got a coin to stick to my arm, check my vid

    • @photostudio5861
      @photostudio5861 3 года назад +10

      The blonde woman with the magnet stuck to her arm staged that. Those little disk magnets have a sticky side so you can use them to stick things to places like refrigerator doors. She probably didn't even get the vaccine.

    • @forma3426
      @forma3426 3 года назад +17

      @@photostudio5861 There are thousands of people reporting this around the world. Want a link? Certainly they are all liars and the snake oil providers are to trust.

    • @photostudio5861
      @photostudio5861 3 года назад +20

      @@forma3426 There are also thousands of people who think that the earth is flat. They even have a convention.
      Yes, they are liars.

    • @thelatentsexualfreak
      @thelatentsexualfreak 3 года назад +20

      I think people are in denial.they don't want to believe that the government hates them

  • @tysonbiornstad2205
    @tysonbiornstad2205 3 года назад +188

    I expected Jimmy to debunk the silly magnet thing. Kind of weird how he just made fun of that black guy and called him crazy, but didn't give any explanation.

    • @samuelyoung1236
      @samuelyoung1236 3 года назад +41

      Now you’re getting it. This is plain and simple trying to cover their tracks and cast doubt. Psychological warfare.

    • @mchantloup5
      @mchantloup5 3 года назад +13

      Why would he "debunk" something so whack. Should he debunk my assertion that giant man-eating bats will fly out of my butt and devour my neighbors? LMAO

    • @tysonbiornstad2205
      @tysonbiornstad2205 3 года назад +24

      @@mchantloup5 No, because you've provided no evidence of your bat assertion to have to debunk. It's just a wild claim with nothing to support it. But in this case, there are lots of people posting videos who appear to be replicating the same electromagnetic phenomenon. This is the whole point of it becoming a popular issue worth Jimmy debunking on the show. But instead of addressing it and providing a counter explanation, he just called the people crazy without giving any scientific explanation for what's actually shown in the videos. This is called an ad hominem logical fallacy.

    • @Extraterrestrialhighway
      @Extraterrestrialhighway 3 года назад +2

      @@mchantloup5 I'm glad we can agree it is wack. Now you know why so many people want to know why tf metal is sticking to them

    • @shaec3405
      @shaec3405 3 года назад +4

      Hey stud finder against his arm. Stud finders go for density. Like wooden studs in the wall. You know what your bone in your arm is denser than the soft tissue around it.
      GEEZUS.

  • @jazzyj819
    @jazzyj819 3 года назад +230

    The laugh track is too heavy.

    • @jackxerox4845
      @jackxerox4845 2 года назад +3

      For many it will become "The Cry Track"

    • @thetruthisout1148
      @thetruthisout1148 2 года назад

      I thought the same thing😅😂😅😂🤣

  • @richardbrown7834
    @richardbrown7834 3 года назад +146

    This is not the "anti vaxer" that are saying this, it is people who have had the vaccination.

    • @erikb8877
      @erikb8877 3 года назад +14

      gas-lighting is what it is. That’s when you find the most ridiculous person that believes some crazy conspiracy about the vaccine and then ridicule anyone who has any reservations about taking it as the same as the conspiracy nut.

    • @trinasmith4326
      @trinasmith4326 3 года назад +24

      Makes you wonder why they have to bend the truth so much to convince people

    • @soundchild6428
      @soundchild6428 3 года назад +22

      @@trinasmith4326 exactly. They are losing grip on their web of lies. They can't keep up with it anymore. More and more people are seeing what is going on and they are scrambling trying to cover their tracks. This skit is so off putting and evil its hard to comprehend. The laughter in the audience is so forced and poorly timed, nothing he is saying is objectively funny, and everyone on stage looks very very uncomfortable. Even Jimmy It's all a big game.

    • @noryep608
      @noryep608 3 года назад +3

      Lies and mainstream by media censor by media why laughing for people everyone has got this jab can verify by himself so you don’t have to tell is true or false and the truth is gona be shown

    • @richardbrown7834
      @richardbrown7834 3 года назад +3

      @Hearts Do absolutely and that is the trick the mainstream media and 'fact checkers' use, they focus on a claim that is rarely made because it detracts from the truth of the matter.

  • @joalltaeuber8065
    @joalltaeuber8065 3 года назад +485

    Instead of scientifically explaining why magnets are sticking to injection sites, he subverts and mocks the people.

    • @davidaijuka1108
      @davidaijuka1108 3 года назад +5

      What's the explanation being provided?

    • @Hashashin_Fidayin
      @Hashashin_Fidayin 3 года назад +68

      @@davidaijuka1108 The explanation Jimmy provides is : "They are Lunatics" The 'know it alls' provide 1 of 2 answers : "You aLrEaDy HaVe a CeLl PhOnE TrAcKeRR!!" OR "ChIpS ArEnT MaGnEtIc! IF yOu CaNt ExPLaIn iT, It dOeSnT ExiSt!!!11" The Sane Explanation is "If This is happening, we need to confirm and investigate this.". Personally, I dont have 1st hand experience with the magnetchallenge, but I am open minded and dont think people are making it up for clout. It seems too wide spread to be a coordinated effort or flash mob. And most people in the video dont seem to be in the age demographic for those kind of 'stunts'.

    • @Natalia-hf3et
      @Natalia-hf3et 3 года назад +3

      👏🏽😊

    • @CrixusTheUndefeatedGaul
      @CrixusTheUndefeatedGaul 3 года назад +52

      @@Hashashin_Fidayin finally, an actually thinking person. It aamazes me that the simple question of why, is being ignored by the media. Doesn't surprise me though.

    • @MyAngrySanta
      @MyAngrySanta 3 года назад +25

      Explain the spoon magically attached to my nose

  • @nadiamostoles8297
    @nadiamostoles8297 3 года назад +397

    Jimmy is one of them. He’s on Kappy’s list.

    • @JesusChrististheonlyway777
      @JesusChrististheonlyway777 3 года назад +41

      Yes, I don't trust no Hollywood Hollywood stars or our government they are all secretly evil . They act like kind and they are very good at acting and pretending , they are so slay even can deceive a very smart person. They all liers .

    • @BOLOforJESUStheTRIBULTIONear
      @BOLOforJESUStheTRIBULTIONear 3 года назад +14

      @@JesusChrististheonlyway777 It makes me wonder how our fellow humans that sold their soul feel about deceiving us-mankind?? Do you think their souls are gone and they are now demons? I couldn’t imagine trying to deceive my own brothers and sisters.

    • @BOLOforJESUStheTRIBULTIONear
      @BOLOforJESUStheTRIBULTIONear 3 года назад +4

      @@JesusChrististheonlyway777 To be honest-I really don’t want to learn about everything they do or how they do it because it’s so repulsive but I do have a few questions like: once they sign their soul away will God take them back or once they sign-that’s it they are destined for hell?

    • @equalizertime188
      @equalizertime188 3 года назад +3

      @Nadia yup one sick pansy ,us COUNTRY BOYS have way more sense then these fools

    • @equalizertime188
      @equalizertime188 3 года назад

      @Nadia By the way very cute pic 💐

  • @LosXX70
    @LosXX70 2 года назад +42

    Jimmy Kimmel and the BBC News have both tried to discredit this, but BOTH never went to a VACCINE SITE to have people to try the Magnet Challenge .🤔🤷🏻

    • @thepuirox1997
      @thepuirox1997 2 года назад +2

      There's not point to test something that's already a non sense

    • @LosXX70
      @LosXX70 2 года назад

      @@thepuirox1997 The Earth is Round🌎FlatEarthers...thats nonsense.🤣😂🤣 Glad we don't have too many that think like you or we would still be falling off the edge of the Earth🤔

    •  2 года назад +2

      On youtube is ZERO videos about magnetic vaccine. Only redicule of that phenomenon. But on Reddit and Bitchute is full of this videos.

  • @53philp
    @53philp 3 года назад +7

    UMMM the magnet thing works on me

  • @imfromdowntown
    @imfromdowntown 3 года назад +578

    “Ah. Just wear a ******* mask.” Guillermo is the best. 😆😆

    • @Luvarby
      @Luvarby 3 года назад +31

      It should be a national slogan. Should be on T-Shirts everywhere.

    • @ninij9692
      @ninij9692 3 года назад +8

      @@Luvarby or put "Just Do It" on a mask.... but that would probably go over their heads.

    • @LL.Johnson
      @LL.Johnson 3 года назад +8

      I'd welcome a Guillermo into my home over a magabilly anyday.

    • @jaimedelgado7529
      @jaimedelgado7529 3 года назад

      the only time I seen him say something smart

    • @demeraragold4644
      @demeraragold4644 3 года назад +3

      He is. Best wing man to Jimmy

  • @stephenenders2066
    @stephenenders2066 2 года назад +22

    Japan just confirmed it does have magnetic qualities lol
    I am so sick of being lied to.

    • @glossygloss472
      @glossygloss472 2 года назад +1

      Magnetic qualities =\= actual pieces of metal sticking to your skin from the vaccine 😂😂😂. A door knob can have magnetic qualities, doesn’t actually mean a magnet will stick to it.

    • @urmothermia
      @urmothermia 2 года назад

      Lmao shut up

    • @janpaweii3115
      @janpaweii3115 Год назад +1

      Why i cant see comments to your comment

  • @rses916
    @rses916 3 года назад +109

    This is disturbing.
    So you're mocking people who genuinely fear for their health and safety?

    • @DoctorTurdmidget
      @DoctorTurdmidget 3 года назад +6

      I agree. It's not nice to make fun of the mentally disabled. Jimmy should be ashamed.

    • @tantrarojo44
      @tantrarojo44 3 года назад +5

      Hollywierd

    • @babajaga158
      @babajaga158 3 года назад

      If he is so scared of the vaccine why he took it, that taken that he actually took it as there is no evidence that he was vaccinated in first place

    • @nursey5514
      @nursey5514 3 года назад +1

      They’ve willingly taken the mark of the beast and are now married to the beast system. MARKED.

    • @aufait-
      @aufait- 2 года назад +2

      @@nursey5514 oh brother. Comments like that can get you committed for life!😆😆😆

  • @Christy-mw9sc
    @Christy-mw9sc 3 года назад +251

    If Jimmy the Luciferin is mocking this, then it's probably real.

    • @professorfarmgirl9662
      @professorfarmgirl9662 3 года назад +1

      Jimmy is a firefly?

    • @vincentmontgomery9770
      @vincentmontgomery9770 3 года назад

      I definitely loved jimmy because he was anti trump but now he’s definitely selling out

    • @professorfarmgirl9662
      @professorfarmgirl9662 3 года назад +1

      @@vincentmontgomery9770 selling out to who?

    • @BOLOforJESUStheTRIBULTIONear
      @BOLOforJESUStheTRIBULTIONear 3 года назад +6

      @@vincentmontgomery9770 we don’t elect our governments-they are selected for us...if you haven’t woken up yet....go to: shaking my head productions here on RUclips. Lots of truth videos. Have you ever seen the strange coincidences between Abe Lincoln and JFK? Google it or RUclips it. They write the scripts of our history. And if you are asking “who are they”?? Watch: x-factor winner reveals secret religion.
      It’s time for you to wake up to the truth and what’s really happening. They are playing mankind and try to keep us divided & distracted-they especially use race that’s why there is so much going on with BLM. I’ll give you a hint as to what they are distracting you from and it’s the last book of the Bible and it’s playing out right before our eyes but they want everyone distracted so you won’t realize it and it’s no coincidence that they are playing the alien agenda right now either. Blessings to you my friend.

    • @JesusChrististheonlyway777
      @JesusChrististheonlyway777 3 года назад +2

      He is.

  • @jimshorts9019
    @jimshorts9019 3 года назад +131

    Funny how quick the media tries to play down claims..

    • @professorfarmgirl9662
      @professorfarmgirl9662 3 года назад +10

      Sad how the tin foil hat club is so hungry for them...

    • @danielas.7391
      @danielas.7391 3 года назад +3

      And they use celebrities to cover the truth!

    • @getredytagetredy
      @getredytagetredy 3 года назад +1

      There is only a tin foil hat club in your order taker mind...
      Everything the people that know...know. All others like yourself who make fun of them are scared feared up small minded stuck on stupid. That dont want to hear the truth...

    • @McRambro
      @McRambro 2 года назад

      Jimmy isn't the media

    • @b.k.c.4076
      @b.k.c.4076 2 года назад

      ALWAYS

  • @edricm2837
    @edricm2837 2 года назад +40

    Remember when they all hated on Monsanto’s GMOS. Look how many of them praise there shots. Bunch of GMHO hypocrites. (Genetically Modified Humans)

  • @Staroth999
    @Staroth999 3 года назад +140

    I was here looking for this to be debunked by Kimmel. Instead, he only proved it!

    • @KaijuRider486
      @KaijuRider486 3 года назад +3

      Kimmel being a dumbass doesn’t “prove” anything. It shouldn’t surprise anybody that Kimmel didn’t disprove this, he’s not known for having a particularly good or insightful show. But even so, that doesn’t “prove” this bullshit in the slightest.

    • @zionhernandez5426
      @zionhernandez5426 2 года назад +8

      Because its true!!! My mom got the shot and where she got it and around coins stick. Its not sweat its not fake you have to pull them off! What scares me is why they are saying its fake when its not. So what are they hiding. Im no conspiracy theorist but when something is clearly happening and they are saying its not. Ok so now somethings up.

    • @zionhernandez5426
      @zionhernandez5426 2 года назад +3

      I went to find out why coins were sticking and kept reading how its not true. Thats when I got worried.

    • @darrell5403
      @darrell5403 2 года назад +4

      @@zionhernandez5426 coins aren’t magnetic though

    • @tayxtalks
      @tayxtalks 2 года назад

      @@darrell5403 with the right material they are. Huemans have metals in the body and are magnetic as well. We saw it on smaller scales when we would work for the tv and things like that. Electromagnetic fields that go about seven feet around us.. that’s why you have feel someone looking before you see them. They allll up in your space just like nanobots... attaching to those injection sites and all in the bloodstream

  • @laurenriffle1547
    @laurenriffle1547 3 года назад +163

    I am not a conspiracy theorist. I tried this on my mother today and bobby pin, key, and quarter attached to her arm. Gaslighting and making fun of real people is disturbing Jimmy. Those of you reading who don't believe it, try it yourself!!!

    • @michaellocker2995
      @michaellocker2995 3 года назад +11

      First of all I did try this myself so I could prove it to my dad, since he is refusing to take the vaccine on the grounds of this bullshit, spoiler alert, it DOES NOT WORK! Second, quarters aren't even magnetically reactive so you need to edit this comment if you intend to convince anyone who actually knows what sticks to magnets. Have a nice day!

    • @benmccann7895
      @benmccann7895 3 года назад +26

      @@michaellocker2995 I don’t know if you realize but obviously everybody didn’t get the same shot. They had to make sure everybody didn’t get the shot that made magnets sticking to them because it would cause mass panic. So instead they gave some people the shots that are magnetic and some people placebos so that people it doesn’t work on will try to discredit the people it works on. The media will delete any kind of proof of it working. The magnet stuck to one of my friends and didn’t stick to my other friend

    • @forma3426
      @forma3426 3 года назад +7

      @@benmccann7895 some news I heard yesterday in a German channel of lawyers. Somebody tested a dosis of one of the most “prestigious” vax and it contained only Kochsalzlösung. saline solution. I don’t believe anything and anybody at this point but this explains some.

    • @laurenriffle1547
      @laurenriffle1547 3 года назад +13

      @@michaellocker2995 First of all, does my comment mention anything about it being magnetic? No. Second, I simply am telling the truth of my observation& suggesting individuals be open to the possibility by trying it themselves. I have neither claimed, nor suggested that it will happen to every person who has received vaccination. (Aside, why this many millions of people are open to having an experimental vaccine not currently approved that doesn't even prevent the possibility of contracting COVID- emergency authorization is different than approved- and has been given the largest blanket protections by the government-meaning ZERO liability is held to these corporations in any case of adverse reaction- greater than the likes of which we have ever seen is truly beyond me. I digress.) I have shared the video on my instagram @laurenchristineriffle and @brit_galvin is also sharing many, many instances. I realize folks who don't want to be open to this strange occurrence, won't be. I don't think dismissing people is particularly helpful, either. If you take the time to view the video you will notice in my description of the happening that I am quite careful not to make any claims beyond true curiosity. Now you, you have a nice day!

    • @kenland9045
      @kenland9045 3 года назад +12

      Kimmel doesn't care, he's a bought and paid for NWO/Illuminati stooge, he will lie straight to your face if you let him!

  • @RTGReptiles
    @RTGReptiles 3 года назад +36

    Funny because I just put a key to my arm a day after being vaccinated and it indeed sticks there, but it doesn’t stick to my other arm.

    • @maxamillion5175
      @maxamillion5175 3 года назад

      Updates?

    • @reggie1272Gmail
      @reggie1272Gmail 3 года назад +2

      If this is a real situation... Do you regret your decision?

    • @UsernamerAlreadyTakn
      @UsernamerAlreadyTakn 3 года назад +4

      @@reggie1272Gmail wouldn't youm

    • @grantreese2507
      @grantreese2507 2 года назад +5

      Keys are not magnetic.... they are brass....
      ?
      What energy fields attract all metals, including nonferrous?
      This is getting weirder and weirder.

    • @jasoncravens1124
      @jasoncravens1124 2 года назад +4

      @@grantreese2507 That energy field would be microwave radiation.

  • @barneymiller5301
    @barneymiller5301 3 года назад +315

    Interesting that a comedian uses the same technique as the msm “fact checkers.” Scorn and ridicule are very effective debate tactics, but get us no closer to the truth.

    • @alevela9309
      @alevela9309 3 года назад +20

      Fact checker = Lie defender. Facts don't need anybody to prop them up.

    • @Aslanreturn
      @Aslanreturn 2 года назад +5

      Scorn and ridicule are effective debate tactics only for stupid sheeple like those populating Kimmel's audience and those on this comment board who think Kimmel proved anything. Of course, the media, big tech, the cabal/deep state have targeted all of us useless eaters to make sure the majority of us consider scorn and ridicule are effective debate tactics. Those of us with critical thinking skills (like you, me, several other folks here on this message board) know that those tactics are just smoke and mirrors.

    • @stunningrichardson8351
      @stunningrichardson8351 2 года назад +5

      That's all he knows how to do is make fun of ppl that arent like him

    • @earthangel428
      @earthangel428 2 года назад +2

      Came her after looking up bill gates 666 patient
      He literally patented the chip ???

    • @alevela9309
      @alevela9309 2 года назад +3

      Japan just pulled the Moderna vaccine due to it being tainted with "foreign substances." It's magnetic and therefore suspected to be a metal. According to Jimmy Kimmel that makes Japan lunatics.

  • @BabyK291
    @BabyK291 2 года назад +12

    People are definitely becoming magnetic my friend was able to effortlessly stick a key to her client 5 times today sad how they think this is a joke

    • @herenow4875
      @herenow4875 2 года назад +2

      My sister in law just tried it with a magnet and it stuck to her injection shot! This is bananas.

  • @evnstevn9213
    @evnstevn9213 3 года назад +212

    I don’t see how they’re crazy nor how this is funny

    • @markoezefeld199
      @markoezefeld199 3 года назад +34

      That's because you CAN see! ;)

    • @soundchild6428
      @soundchild6428 3 года назад +32

      Exactly, it's not. They are the devil's minions trying to deceive the world with mockery. It's all they have left because their plan is failing.

    • @user-dw6xm4io1u
      @user-dw6xm4io1u 3 года назад +5

      Lord help this person...

    • @winboyjlg
      @winboyjlg 3 года назад +5

      @@markoezefeld199 They live...

    • @JesusChrististheonlyway777
      @JesusChrististheonlyway777 3 года назад +9

      Because Jimmy is one of them and he knows that's the magnet sticking is real and he's trying so hard to deceive people.

  • @Tiffany-vj1tv
    @Tiffany-vj1tv 3 года назад +9

    🤦‍♀️oh my gosh WTH magnetized I can't even with these crazy people!!!😂🤣😂Jimmy you are freaking hilarious😂🤣😂

  • @wehighrecords
    @wehighrecords 3 года назад +43

    Wtf so my buddy is a lunatic for this when he showed it to him? Lol jimmy you completely lost your mind

    • @EASTON1970
      @EASTON1970 3 года назад

      Your buddy is a lunatic.

    • @insanegenius5321
      @insanegenius5321 2 года назад

      @@EASTON1970 do you still believe that. Or has the truth hit you yet...
      Just checking

  • @chamygodfrey4475
    @chamygodfrey4475 3 года назад +137

    So lets just call them lunatics!!!, people with genuine concerns u should be ashamed of yourself Jimmy

    • @davidgregory7564
      @davidgregory7564 3 года назад

      Genuine is genuine huh

    • @benney7520
      @benney7520 3 года назад +2

      Jimmy is right, there lunatics.

    • @mosesofnow8662
      @mosesofnow8662 3 года назад +2

      @@benney7520 You didnt see the magnets stick

    • @benney7520
      @benney7520 3 года назад +1

      @@mosesofnow8662 Ya i did. It's a trick. Obviously.

    • @samuelyoung1236
      @samuelyoung1236 3 года назад +2

      @@benney7520 what’s the trick? People without the shot don’t have things stick to their arm?

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 3 года назад +150

    So, nobody is at all curious as to why and how the injection site is magnetic and sets off a stud finder?!

    • @greenfairy4894
      @greenfairy4894 3 года назад +41

      I am curious! I’m not about to call anyone crazy after 2020.

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 3 года назад +16

      @@greenfairy4894 Well said. Weirdest year of my life

    • @ghitaciprian
      @ghitaciprian 3 года назад +31

      @@ProjectFlashlight612 check on Davos, Klaus Schwab, Gates, event 201, AGENDA 2030 WEF, great reset and you will know where the mockery starts !

    • @keithwright8626
      @keithwright8626 3 года назад +5

      I'm curious how you manage to walk and chew gum at the same time.

    • @ghitaciprian
      @ghitaciprian 3 года назад +7

      @@keithwright8626 human nature is built to acomplish multitasks, not doing this are signs of neurological disruptions.

  • @AS-010o0
    @AS-010o0 3 года назад +26

    Ok so it’s first time i hear about those magnets, but are we all just gonna ignore the fact that the magnets are sticking to the arm??

    • @professorfarmgirl9662
      @professorfarmgirl9662 3 года назад

      You just believed a random video that a late night comedian played?

    • @lynnbennett6848
      @lynnbennett6848 2 года назад +5

      It's also metals, keys, PHONES, and they just laugh it off. Their minds are gone...

    • @jennifermoriarty2188
      @jennifermoriarty2188 2 года назад

      That can be due to friction.

    • @jennifermoriarty2188
      @jennifermoriarty2188 2 года назад

      @@lynnbennett6848 then not magnetic...

    • @PIXELSURPRISE
      @PIXELSURPRISE 2 года назад +1

      @@jennifermoriarty2188 this isnt friction or sweat. keep digging

  • @mindviruswhhiskers8557
    @mindviruswhhiskers8557 3 года назад +169

    He’s paid opposition. People will laugh and then test it and see it’s true. That’s net positive in my book

    • @soundchild6428
      @soundchild6428 3 года назад +14

      Very well put, I agree completely and that is optimism when we need it most so thank you. You are so right, they would do better to not say a word about it and try and come up with a lie that can fool the lost souls who are already so brainwashed it doesn't matter. By doing this they are subverting the last few people that were on the fence about what is going on.

    • @professorfarmgirl9662
      @professorfarmgirl9662 3 года назад +4

      Except no. I laughed, tested it on me, my husband, and the micro chips on my two dogs. NO STICK.

    • @dirtmerchant4718
      @dirtmerchant4718 3 года назад

      @@professorfarmgirl9662 Which vaccine did you get?

    • @professorfarmgirl9662
      @professorfarmgirl9662 3 года назад

      @@dirtmerchant4718 moderna

    • @professorfarmgirl9662
      @professorfarmgirl9662 3 года назад +4

      @Zoe Fei no, millions is a gross exaggeration. Hundreds, may have been sucked into the mass hysteria but it's no where close to a million.

  • @pabveebeats638
    @pabveebeats638 2 года назад +152

    Thought jimmy was going to provide an explanation… instead just laughed it off

    • @snowballeffect7812
      @snowballeffect7812 2 года назад +7

      an explanation on why a vaccine doesn't magnetize your non-metallic human body? lmao. do you get all your information from late-night "comedy" shows?

    • @mikeystewart8869
      @mikeystewart8869 2 года назад +5

      I got jabbed yesterday.. was never and still aren’t magnetic 😂

    • @pabveebeats638
      @pabveebeats638 2 года назад +3

      @@mikeystewart8869 I was.. I can unlock my office door now, and reorder on Uber.. 😏

    • @user-vh6ts9uf6c
      @user-vh6ts9uf6c 2 года назад +6

      The explanation is antivaxers are thick as cheese.

    • @thetruthisout1148
      @thetruthisout1148 2 года назад +1

      They will shut his show down if he were to stir up controversy so he just made jokes

  • @sarahm9810
    @sarahm9810 3 года назад +149

    How much did they pay you for your soul Jimmy?

  • @jckatz
    @jckatz 3 года назад +142

    Just wear a F'ing 😷 Perfect response.

  • @DJdeliverance
    @DJdeliverance 2 года назад +52

    When kimmel had to mock it to convince you it's safe u can most certainly guarantee that itd be the worst possible thing for u!

    • @flapkatt6094
      @flapkatt6094 2 года назад +1

      Only one thing worse and that would be dying from COVID-19. As likely to happen as not.

  • @StephBsimon
    @StephBsimon 3 года назад +72

    pretty sickening. humor and sarcasm turned into mud-slinging, if that's today's PC, we're done...

  • @GodofDadBod82
    @GodofDadBod82 3 года назад +88

    I nominate Guillermo to be Fauci's assistant.

    • @Hegde-
      @Hegde- 3 года назад +3

      No put guillermo in charge and make faucci his assistant. Pretty sure guillermo will do a better job in faucci's current position.

    • @ScooterDoge
      @ScooterDoge 3 года назад +1

      Try for President.

    • @00tree
      @00tree 3 года назад

      Guillermo is awesome.

  • @mattallen1076
    @mattallen1076 3 года назад +181

    So are we not going to talk about how the magnets actually worked, or is youtube killing those comments?

    • @jimmyswaggart1189
      @jimmyswaggart1189 3 года назад +8

      No please go right ahead and tell us why the magnets worked I am dying to hear this.

    • @mattallen1076
      @mattallen1076 3 года назад +53

      @@jimmyswaggart1189 I haven’t claimed to know why it’s happening, but the fact that so many people can just shrug it off so easily is slightly odd to me

    • @forma3426
      @forma3426 3 года назад +29

      Scientists not involved in the making of vaccines are speculating around studies like: "Magneto" protein which enables control of brain and behaviour. Or the superparamagnetic nanoparticles but are for the delivery of DNA vaccines. If you think about it, not only there are chips that can be inoculated with a sytinge., but anything can be made an antenna if you follow the developments of MXenes, or titanium carbide spray antennas..
      The cases have spread wildly at least in Latin America and thousnads are coming together to denunciate this. Remember these are people who where not considered "conspiracy theorists" before, on the contrary. I will post a couple of links in a new reply. This guys humour above has the sound of the Pied Piper of Hamelin. He is laughing about the concerns of many people who feel betrayed.

    • @SgtD85
      @SgtD85 3 года назад +9

      @@mattallen1076 its simple to stick nonporous objects to porous surfaces. Would do it with coins as a kid.

    • @jimmyswaggart1189
      @jimmyswaggart1189 3 года назад +2

      @@forma3426 I think the first 8 words of your reply says it all.

  • @TonicofSonic
    @TonicofSonic 2 года назад +3

    Literally 3 months after this aired:
    "Black metal found in vaccine"

  • @Gromulan
    @Gromulan 3 года назад +100

    I just watched my best friend stick a Canadian Dime to his injection point. That's how I found this vid. Lunatic??? Maybe for getting that shot.

    • @thewrathofgod3983
      @thewrathofgod3983 3 года назад +10

      Revelation 18:23 "for by the sorceries(pharmakeia,pharmacy)were all the nations decieved"

    • @grimreaper5360
      @grimreaper5360 3 года назад +5

      If your skin is moist any coin will stick even to your forehead

    • @PIXELSURPRISE
      @PIXELSURPRISE 3 года назад +11

      @@grimreaper5360 that’s totally NOT what’s going on with this.

    • @grimreaper5360
      @grimreaper5360 3 года назад +2

      @@PIXELSURPRISE You’re brainwashed by conspiracy theories

    • @PIXELSURPRISE
      @PIXELSURPRISE 3 года назад +7

      @@grimreaper5360 Do you think this exchange is going to age well for you? :)

  • @lindan236
    @lindan236 3 года назад +338

    The only complaint I have about the magnet is that I get stuck to the refrigerator everytime I try to walk by.

    • @AnaKaso29
      @AnaKaso29 3 года назад +12

      😂😂😂

    • @wfpbwfpb
      @wfpbwfpb 3 года назад +48

      That’s nothing.....my fridge is chasing me all over the house. I’m terrified!!!🤣

    • @thenumberonebeaner2211
      @thenumberonebeaner2211 3 года назад +29

      Lucky you. I bought myself a fancy new grill with my stimulus check, now it's become a brand new arm bracelet

    • @lauriejones4507
      @lauriejones4507 3 года назад +7

      🤣🤣

    • @Suehuskins
      @Suehuskins 3 года назад +7

      I actually have 2 chips in my back and I stick to nothing. If a magnet stuck to it then my body would be a little rusty by now!! They damn sure don’t track me!!

  • @Austden
    @Austden 3 года назад +27

    Studfinders don't even find metal hahahaha.

    • @jimemcdowell
      @jimemcdowell 3 года назад +2

      Shhh...logic and facts will scare them.

    • @Stormy575
      @Stormy575 3 года назад

      🤣

    • @47f0
      @47f0 3 года назад

      Nope. Most of them do have a metal setting. The Project Farm RUclips channel did a shootout between stud detectors about half a year ago, and most of them had wire and metal detection capabilities. Some of them even worked...

    • @Austden
      @Austden 3 года назад +2

      @@47f0 ah how you missed the point haha. Thank you for giving me my morning dose of “Humanity is doomed”

    • @genkijin
      @genkijin 3 года назад +2

      Some do bro! Because there are METAL STUDS TOO! quick google search can tell you that!

  • @Bod255
    @Bod255 3 года назад +68

    Well it sticks to my mom and dad and Devon my friends I’m not ever getting it

    • @reggie1272Gmail
      @reggie1272Gmail 3 года назад

      What were your parents reaction?!!

    • @ethanpeck9941
      @ethanpeck9941 3 года назад +4

      You do realize that a small chip of metal would not be able to produce a magnetic field strong enough to hold a refrigerator magnet to your arm right?

    • @thc4825
      @thc4825 3 года назад +3

      You know u can stick a key or penny on your forehead right now and it would still be able to stick, its called sweat

    • @ethanpeck9941
      @ethanpeck9941 3 года назад +1

      @Sir Francis Drake showers don’t get rid of moisture on your skin you dummy

    • @dmstevens9569
      @dmstevens9569 2 года назад

      @@thc4825 ya, they dont stick to me.

  • @rebajohnson8035
    @rebajohnson8035 2 года назад +55

    Him making fun of this really irritates me. They're putting metals in our body. One of the shots literally makes you glow in the dark

    • @lynnbennett6848
      @lynnbennett6848 2 года назад +4

      Have you seen what they NAMED it? Horrific. It's awful.

    • @herenow4875
      @herenow4875 2 года назад

      What? Really? Glow in the dark links??

    • @tomoisthegoat
      @tomoisthegoat 2 года назад

      Bro, you guys have to try it yourself, literally fkin put a spoon on your forehead like a lunatic, and check if it sticks. You guys need to try it your self. “Look it sticks! It sticks! Like please be quiet if you are stupid

    • @snigdhasingh3263
      @snigdhasingh3263 2 года назад +2

      You're kidding right 😂😂
      Oh my gosh you can't be serious about this dude 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Shingo777jnr
    @Shingo777jnr 3 года назад +129

    that's a t-shirt "Just wear a f*cking mask" 😂

    • @satanofficial3902
      @satanofficial3902 3 года назад

      A virus is much smaller than the weave grid of a mask. Which makes masks basically useless for virus purposes. However, a mask is an excellent source from which to develop bacterial pneumonia as your breath provides a warm, moist environment for bacteria to grow in.
      Expecting a mask will protect you from viruses is like standing behind a chain-link fence to protect yourself from someone with a shotgun. Thus there is no logical reason to wear a face mask.

    • @satanofficial3902
      @satanofficial3902 3 года назад

      You she entity lifeforces (including she entity lifeforces currently existing in XY DNA template bodies) do the strangest things. You always have some sort of goofy fashion fad thingy going on that makes no sense.

  • @chrisbriggs3111
    @chrisbriggs3111 3 года назад +56

    The guy that found the stud tested it in his right arm, the magnet test in the store was in the left arm!! He had many microchips 😂😂

    • @eldhosekp9508
      @eldhosekp9508 3 года назад +3

      He is the StoreHouse Of MicroChips🤣🤣. He is on the run to become the next TechnoGiant

    • @KatieCabo
      @KatieCabo 3 года назад +7

      I was gonna say the same thing but then I noticed everything behind him in the 2nd video (Lysol, etc) was backwards. Don’t know why the video is flipped but it’s still funny! People will believe anything!

    • @robertcarroll840
      @robertcarroll840 3 года назад +6

      @@KatieCabo THAT BECAUSE I USED THE SELFIE CAMERA WHEN I FILMED, WHEREAS, IN THE STORE, THE BACK SIDE CAMERA WAS USED.
      SELFIE CAMERAS REVERSE THE IMAGES.
      ALWAYS MY LEFT ARM.

    • @TimmyDarkness
      @TimmyDarkness 3 года назад +5

      @@robertcarroll840 I was gonna mention this as well, but without the caps
      That magnet must be messing with your keyboard 🤣
      One question though, since the whole microchip thing is done by the government:
      Name me one national IT project that was a major succes, and then think about this being a global conspiracy....
      I don't think they can pull it off 🤣
      *The edit was a typo

    • @msoperator510
      @msoperator510 3 года назад +1

      Off comment question...❓❓❓
      Do both injections need to go into same arm❓❓❓

  • @jenaw.2162
    @jenaw.2162 3 года назад +11

    Wow how rude. Calling people morons. When it is clearly happening to them.

    • @allreli6943
      @allreli6943 3 года назад +3

      I know vaccinated people, guess what? They're not magnetic lmao. So this magnetic story is bs.

  • @catskillyeti2405
    @catskillyeti2405 2 года назад +28

    I’m not saying that they put a tracking device in you but Whatever reason A magnet to stick to my moms

    • @solarlola5953
      @solarlola5953 2 года назад +3

      It’s for when they activate 5G signal to full blast . That will turn people into zombie

  • @alandobrown836
    @alandobrown836 3 года назад +757

    These people forget about the other tracking device that they carry around with them call a cell phone

    • @robintaylor2382
      @robintaylor2382 3 года назад +12

      Everybody don’t have a smartphone!

    • @axelagosto5196
      @axelagosto5196 3 года назад +32

      @@robintaylor2382 like 95% hahaha

    • @cathbad3337
      @cathbad3337 3 года назад +36

      @@robintaylor2382 a panhandler asked me for change then asked me to hold on a sec while he finished texting on his iPhone. A lot of people have smartphones.

    • @keithwright8626
      @keithwright8626 3 года назад +25

      @@axelagosto5196 Which is more people than have been vaccinated, so which would be more effective at tracking? 😁

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 3 года назад +22

      And every worst... Not only we carry it every where.. We also put on personal info on it.

  • @tedium37
    @tedium37 3 года назад +314

    It's true. I've never been more attracted to my refrigerator.

  • @anthonyquiroz8783
    @anthonyquiroz8783 2 года назад +3

    It’s funny until you try it and you’re able to stick a heavy fork to your shoulder.

  • @QWERDQ_
    @QWERDQ_ 2 года назад +3

    Let’s plug these magnetized people to the power grid 😂😂😂😂

    • @RealmWalker
      @RealmWalker 2 года назад

      You fool. You still have no freaking clue what your in for. So sad. May the Lord have mercy on your soul.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 года назад +223

    Don't worry. If you break the glass on your microwave, and put your head inside, then hit the 'popcorn' button.. it'll deactivate the chip. Pretty sure I saw that somewhere.

    • @carabiner7999
      @carabiner7999 3 года назад +11

      You've been reading Q posts again, I think.

    • @AmericanTeacher-USA
      @AmericanTeacher-USA 3 года назад +12

      LOL

    • @sassysarina9718
      @sassysarina9718 3 года назад +10

      🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @johnscott2849
      @johnscott2849 3 года назад +12

      Someone somewhere is going to try that. Hopefully they cannot disable the won't work with the door open feature.

    • @adamburdt8794
      @adamburdt8794 3 года назад +22

      You can take a bath with your favorite toaster too.

  • @artsafact_official
    @artsafact_official 3 года назад +179

    So you gonna disprove it? Or just make jokes about it?

    • @DoctorTurdmidget
      @DoctorTurdmidget 3 года назад +11

      Is he a scientist or a comedian?

    • @artsafact_official
      @artsafact_official 3 года назад +9

      @@DoctorTurdmidget he sure is the one who bought it up! So I have a right to respond

    • @artsafact_official
      @artsafact_official 3 года назад +7

      @@DoctorTurdmidget if he wants to call people fools he can easily have a doctor do a segment and add jokes to that but no he just laughed at something over a thousand showed on camera

    • @l.t7481
      @l.t7481 2 года назад

      @ Doctor Turdmidget it’s not from the vaccine. I’m able to stick forks. Knives & pennies to my chest & arms & I didn’t get the thing

    • @jadeduh4555
      @jadeduh4555 2 года назад +1

      @@DoctorTurdmidget Comedian!! Writer, producer, and now host of the his own late show. Just like many if not all the other late shows. 🤷🏻‍♂ It ain't new

  • @LearnEng1
    @LearnEng1 2 года назад +4

    Well Jimmy, I guess you're the expert. Keep on laughing!!

  • @abc33944
    @abc33944 3 года назад +50

    I will never take it .... hence I won’t be magnetic ... simple

    • @trifectat8694
      @trifectat8694 3 года назад +8

      well they spraying hellashit in the skies too

    • @mr.fishfish570
      @mr.fishfish570 3 года назад +2

      @@trifectat8694 I know right, this is the most I've seen

    • @HM-ec5vi
      @HM-ec5vi 3 года назад +2

      I haven’t been vaccinated and I am magnetic from being around people who have been vaccinated. The so-called vaccine sheds and is contagious.
      Not only do magnets stick to me but metal objects such as hair pins.

    • @trifectat8694
      @trifectat8694 3 года назад

      @@HM-ec5vi yea Ive heard people saying that havnt experienced it myself tho

    • @mpirron1
      @mpirron1 3 года назад

      No vaccine necessary, get a small neodymium magnet, place it on your spine.

  • @kanikajohnson4533
    @kanikajohnson4533 3 года назад +74

    yh that's what I thought until I tried it on my mother in law and felt the fricken pull on something like wtf

    • @Cartmanbraaaaah
      @Cartmanbraaaaah 3 года назад +5

      I’m confused as to how it’s sticking, can someone anyone please explain

    • @rwyo83
      @rwyo83 3 года назад +31

      @@Cartmanbraaaaah It's called magnetogenetics, the vaccine has microcrystals that are attached to your cells. The iron from your body goes into these microcrystals, and you become a magnetic receiver. Once these microcrystals goes into your brain they can control your mind and behavior by a magnetic field or radio wave. houndred of people already reporting this problem. Search on odysee and telegram, youtube is removing everything

    • @aproxamillionwasps474
      @aproxamillionwasps474 3 года назад +5

      @@rwyo83 oh my god, just go to the hospital for your 51/50 already.

    • @ninyabeans8139
      @ninyabeans8139 3 года назад +2

      I didn't get the vaccine but magnets are sticking to me

    • @rwyo83
      @rwyo83 3 года назад +5

      ​@@ninyabeans8139 Maybe you took a flu vaccine before

  • @49erfanRomo
    @49erfanRomo 3 года назад +326

    They are worried about chips but they have a phone in their pocket that tracks and listens to everything!

    • @707boogiemonster
      @707boogiemonster 3 года назад +18

      I don’t trust the government either and until a year ago I would have considered myself a conspiracy theorist but things have become absurd

    • @OlinKreutzRules
      @OlinKreutzRules 3 года назад +16

      I pretty much said the same exact thing to my dumbass brother-in-law. Unreal, Dude.

    • @dazzlemasseur
      @dazzlemasseur 3 года назад +4

      Nice of you to assume they have cellphones.
      Maybe they only use a landline and don't have cellphones.

    • @blowc1612
      @blowc1612 3 года назад +4

      @@707boogiemonster i trust the government, in just vigilant on what they do and expect factual evidence on things that they do.

    • @SuMBuDDe42oE
      @SuMBuDDe42oE 3 года назад +10

      Conservatism 101 - Care only about the image of caring.

  • @pjromanov7018
    @pjromanov7018 2 года назад +12

    Both graphene oxide wich is used in the shot & the hydro gel used at injection site have magnetic properties so it's science not insanity that explains the magnetric mystery

    • @jennifermoriarty2188
      @jennifermoriarty2188 2 года назад

      It's due to adhesion/friction with the skin oils and object...

    • @boogaloo4481
      @boogaloo4481 2 года назад

      @@jennifermoriarty2188 he wont listen lol, hes a tin foiler

  • @stiqbissyt6052
    @stiqbissyt6052 2 года назад +3

    We'll see who has the last laugh 😅🤣

  • @tonismith8209
    @tonismith8209 3 года назад +291

    Guillermo: Just wear a f*cking mask😷
    Nuff said....

    • @ftxnatsuz3z845
      @ftxnatsuz3z845 3 года назад +2

      Time?

    • @locutusdborg126
      @locutusdborg126 3 года назад +5

      @@ftxnatsuz3z845 IDK the time but I remember that line. I could not believe they let it air.

    • @drboze6781
      @drboze6781 3 года назад +3

      I bet the stud finder would go off on him, too.

    • @jekll
      @jekll 3 года назад +1

      @@ftxnatsuz3z845 0:58

    • @globalwarmhugs7741
      @globalwarmhugs7741 3 года назад +1

      Needing a comedy sidekick to provide intelligence = Murikkah

  • @PwnLinked
    @PwnLinked 3 года назад +60

    Explain how they get a magnet to stick to their shoulder then.

    • @user-dw6xm4io1u
      @user-dw6xm4io1u 3 года назад +8

      1) infrequent showering, being in the South, or likely both.
      2) slight angling of an arm has a big effect on surface tension.
      3) moisture also has a huge effect on the above. If they held a coin there longer, it would stick for longer.
      4) most people aren't stupid enough to take TT or YT videos at face value and not assume they were edited for more views. 🤣

    • @fannywayne1920
      @fannywayne1920 3 года назад +15

      @@user-dw6xm4io1u thousands of videos have disproved all ur theories already

    • @Chip_3r
      @Chip_3r 3 года назад +10

      @@user-dw6xm4io1u no thanks

    • @benney7520
      @benney7520 3 года назад +5

      It's a trick. Simple. Do you really believe that a magnet can stick to your arm from a vaccine? Wtf.

    • @samuelyoung1236
      @samuelyoung1236 3 года назад +6

      @@benney7520 it’s a “trick” sounds like sticking your head in the sand instead of thinking critically. What’s the “trick” here?

  • @AJOak-lk2vr
    @AJOak-lk2vr 2 года назад

    "Think" ?
    Quarters literally stick to my coworkers arm.

  • @oleksandrdanylov6076
    @oleksandrdanylov6076 2 года назад +2

    When MSM desperately denies and mocks something...you know it's true

  • @philipapong7352
    @philipapong7352 3 года назад +133

    The High Wire went out and randomly tested people at Laguna Beach and proved it.

    • @antbanging
      @antbanging 3 года назад +47

      They're not going to be able to hide this for long so a joke is the best cover up notice how they're not answering the question directly about the magnets but they're throwing microchips in there to make it more of a conspiracy but the proof is in the pudding

    • @fatkidking
      @fatkidking 3 года назад +7

      I believe Mercury is used when they create vaccines

    • @daddy152
      @daddy152 3 года назад +4

      You’re one of the lunatics

    • @dortheengqvist115
      @dortheengqvist115 3 года назад +7

      You need to be more open minded... If you do your research there is more proof to it's fake.. Be realistic.. Why would anyone want you're one upper arm to be magnetic... Come on.. Just say you don't want to get the vaccine because it might make you look like a normal intelligent and compassionate human being

    • @everybirdiewelcome5039
      @everybirdiewelcome5039 3 года назад +18

      @@dortheengqvist115 for the record i would like to know if you are calling the thousands upon thousands of people claiming the magnets stuck to their arm liars and professional video editors?

  • @didisaythat777
    @didisaythat777 3 года назад +45

    Magnets? Why not talk about CRISPR, the gene editing tool used in these vaccines.

    • @roshansreedhar4727
      @roshansreedhar4727 3 года назад +5

      We don't talk about it because they don't use CRISPR.
      CRISPR is a gene therapy that alters your DNA in some way. Pfizer/Moderna shots are vaccines. They do not alter your DNA. It's insane how confidently some people will repeat such a demonstrable, provable lie.

    • @didisaythat777
      @didisaythat777 3 года назад +6

      @@roshansreedhar4727 They are 100% using CRISPR. I tried to post the link but it doesn't appear but here's the reference. NPR "Walter Isaacson On CRISPR And The Ethics Of Rewriting The Code of Life"
      "The Pfizer and Moderna COVID vaccines are the first vaccines to be activated by mRNA. These vaccines build on the breakthroughs of the gene-editing technology known as CRISPR. This technology is also being used to treat people who have sickle cell anemia, certain cancers, Huntington's disease and congenital blindness, and will likely be used to treat many other diseases in the future. There are many other CRISPR-related breakthroughs on the horizon and a lot of moral and ethical questions to deal with about the editing of the basic element of human life.
      One of the developers of CRISPR is Jennifer Doudna, who shared a Nobel Prize last year for her discoveries about gene editing. Doudna and the story of RNA-related scientific breakthroughs are the subjects of Walter Isaacson's new book, "The Code Breaker." While writing the book, he became part of a double-blind trial of the Pfizer vaccine. In other words, he was given the vaccine but wasn't told whether it was actually the vaccine or a placebo. Then he was monitored for symptoms of COVID and for side effects of the vaccine. Isaacson is also the author of biographies of Ben Franklin, Steve Jobs, Albert Einstein and Leonardo da Vinci. He's a professor of history at Tulane and was formerly the CEO of the Aspen Institute, chair of CNN and editor of Time magazine."

    • @roshansreedhar4727
      @roshansreedhar4727 3 года назад +2

      @@didisaythat777 "Builds on the breakthroughs of CRISPR". It's a related technology but it's not actual gene-editing. Gene-editing is only one application of CRISPR tech. The vaccines contain mRNA which enter your cell and make it produce harmless versions of the spike protein. It's a safe version of what viruses do - the viral RNA enters cells to hijack them and make them produce copies of the virus before destroying the host cells. Your body also makes its own mRNA in synthesizing proteins.
      Viruses don't alter your DNA, and neither do the vaccines. Viruses obviously wreak havoc on your body though because they're organisms designed to multiply infinitely, which the mRNA in the vaccines isn't.

    • @bilalaldabagh
      @bilalaldabagh 3 года назад +2

      I would say this magnet implemented in the arms of these people is the most harmless thing they will face in the future.

    • @didisaythat777
      @didisaythat777 3 года назад +4

      @@bilalaldabagh I have posted several articles about CRISPR used in these vaccines and that are not showing up. But get this. Back in 2005, the Pentagon discussed creating/releasing a "flu virus" and injecting people with a vaccine to remove the "God Gene" called the VMAT2 gene that resides in the brain. This project was called "Funvax" for religious fundamentalist to reduce spirituality. They wanted less religious people. Scientist Dean Hammer did a book on the God Gene. Since this was a gene-editing type of vaccine, it was also a CRISPR like vaccine since it was "gene-editing." How do we really know what they are up to? You can find that video on youtube. I will try and post the link separately to avoid censorship of this comment.

  • @livingasecondchance
    @livingasecondchance 2 года назад +56

    Whenever I doubt any controversial issue, I have just to see what this puppet (or Jimmy Fallon, or Ellen.. You know, the stupid club) promotes, and then I know the wise option is the OPPOSITE one.

    • @peterwhitey4992
      @peterwhitey4992 2 года назад +2

      Yep, that's how conspiracy theorists determine what's true and what's not.

    • @nothingleft3473
      @nothingleft3473 2 года назад

      Lol so true

    • @mridhulml9238
      @mridhulml9238 2 года назад

      @@peterwhitey4992 😂😂

  • @christyseymour3149
    @christyseymour3149 2 года назад +33

    They show you what is true while twisting it around and they show you what they are going to do before hand so they can say they have no fault. It also inhances their occult ritual.

  • @richardjones2455
    @richardjones2455 3 года назад +343

    Now, I have a magnetic personality.

  • @littlemissblueyes100
    @littlemissblueyes100 3 года назад +41

    You just described me..just left Walmart headed to Joann fabrics. Except I am normal

    • @cynthiahernandez3598
      @cynthiahernandez3598 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @wikittywhacktv
      @wikittywhacktv 3 года назад +2

      Nice try, "normal" person

    • @littlemissblueyes100
      @littlemissblueyes100 3 года назад +2

      @@wikittywhacktv shhh...don't blow my cover. I suppose the giant collection of hoarded fabric gives me up🙀

    • @sidilicious11
      @sidilicious11 3 года назад +1

      Cheaper fabric at Walmart, more options at JoAnn’s.

  • @sunnydayz8747
    @sunnydayz8747 2 года назад +1

    This crowd has got the combined IQ of a doormat

  • @purposeinpresence4494
    @purposeinpresence4494 3 года назад +19

    Just the fact the he is talking about this is sketchy.. and you search for magnet vaccine and this is the first thing that pops up. This is a joke, wake up people.

    • @misskriss848
      @misskriss848 2 года назад +4

      Go over to Bitchute. Yt and Google are heavy censored and scrubbed. You will see what you need in other sites.

    • @purposeinpresence4494
      @purposeinpresence4494 2 года назад +2

      @@misskriss848 Thank you

  • @itzalejandro210
    @itzalejandro210 3 года назад +68

    Wow did they just incriminate themselves hahah glad we can still post and everyone is starting to wake up to these psychopaths

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 3 года назад +217

    The microchip from my second Pfizer vaccine's working just fine.. I'm getting free Wi-Fi in my head, Wohoo!!!😁
    PS, I got the Deluxe Edition, which comes with a connection to Jewish Space Lasers.🤪

    • @kateturner7122
      @kateturner7122 3 года назад +11

      LOL!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
      @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 3 года назад +23

      @John Clarke My vaccine is working just fine, I got a satellite circling my backyard now and got free HBO and more porn than I know what to do with!!.. Wohoo!!🤪

    • @Sparkle.Glider
      @Sparkle.Glider 3 года назад +9

      Dang. I got Mederna.

    • @eben4reel934
      @eben4reel934 3 года назад +4

      Handy!

    • @gazpachopolice7211
      @gazpachopolice7211 3 года назад +13

      The connection to Jewish Space Laser doesn't work unless you wear the inverted dish antenna on your head

  • @davehiggins2003
    @davehiggins2003 2 года назад +8

    Seen this to be true for myself personally

  • @ofsinope
    @ofsinope 3 года назад

    Lol the stud finder. Every dad on earth knows that if you point it at yourself and press the button it beeps. It's a foundational dadjoke...

  • @benzorecords
    @benzorecords 3 года назад +189

    “Lunatics” think Jimmy Kimmel is someone you can trust

    • @GaPeach87
      @GaPeach87 3 года назад +8

      Exactly!!!

    • @danielsmithiv1279
      @danielsmithiv1279 3 года назад

      @@GaPeach87 Heheheh

    • @professorfarmgirl9662
      @professorfarmgirl9662 3 года назад +3

      Actually, normal people watch Jimmy for the entertainment. Lunatics watch late night comedy for scientific proof and sound medical advice.

    • @thelatentsexualfreak
      @thelatentsexualfreak 3 года назад +6

      @@professorfarmgirl9662 he's not entertaining

    • @professorfarmgirl9662
      @professorfarmgirl9662 3 года назад +1

      @@thelatentsexualfreak but he is a scientist?

  • @greenspinner5024
    @greenspinner5024 3 года назад +141

    So, Jimmy, what is your scientific explanation for the Magnet Challenge?

    • @celticsunrise8764
      @celticsunrise8764 3 года назад +7

      Some have theorized it may be due to nanoparticles which contain a ferrous metal currently used in other therapeutics. Pets and humans with microchip implants can safely have diagnostic MRI's. That being said, the Swedes are embracing chip implants even outside the workplace and 60 minutes ran a segment on 4/11 about one with EUA undergoing clinical trials in soldiers to detect this virus.

    • @greenspinner5024
      @greenspinner5024 3 года назад +8

      @@celticsunrise8764 Thank you. Do you know something about SM-102 and luciferase?

    • @greenspinner5024
      @greenspinner5024 3 года назад +6

      @@celticsunrise8764 And some magnetic hydrogel, maybe?

    • @celticsunrise8764
      @celticsunrise8764 3 года назад +25

      @@greenspinner5024 Do you because I'm still learning about this nightmare?! Does the MIT micro-needle vaccine/record keeping tattoo contain that dye? The majority of people on these types of threads are so arrogant but apparently do little independent research. I'm so tired of the ignorant phrase ... "Why would the government want to track you when...". These devices are able to do so much more than simple tracking and the 4th industrial revolution is almost here.

    • @greenspinner5024
      @greenspinner5024 3 года назад +2

      There was an article written on December 18th 2019 by Anne Trafford on MIT's site, about that "magic" dye.

  • @BuyBuildThrash
    @BuyBuildThrash 3 года назад +18

    He literally said well your children definitely are.....( chipped)

  • @jarvisbrazzel6975
    @jarvisbrazzel6975 2 года назад +5

    So you’re calling them lunatics now… Yea I see where this is going

  • @mattmopar440
    @mattmopar440 3 года назад +25

    Notice how his arm keeps changing lol it was his left now it's his right 😂

    • @eben4reel934
      @eben4reel934 3 года назад

      I knew I wasn’t the only person to notice it!

    • @ashatuna6650
      @ashatuna6650 3 года назад +1

      Learn how videos work and you'll know why it seems like he's using both arms

    • @mattmopar440
      @mattmopar440 3 года назад +1

      @@ashatuna6650 I don't have a degree in film Studies but I do know how a stud finder works 🤣

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 3 года назад

      @@mattmopar440 iPhones have front & back facing cameras.

  • @livinginvancouverbc2247
    @livinginvancouverbc2247 3 года назад +24

    As a Canadian, even if I'm drunk "Who is on the ____ coin?" "The Queen!"

    • @ryangibson3128
      @ryangibson3128 3 года назад +2

      Isn't the queen on all of your money? Or do y'all still use beaver pelts?

    • @lisamariesauve7942
      @lisamariesauve7942 3 года назад +2

      Lollll. Yes our dear Elizabeth

    • @coolblondii
      @coolblondii 3 года назад +4

      @@ryangibson3128the beaver is only on the 5 cents, queen is always on one of the side of all our money. If I'm not mistaken lol

    • @lisamariesauve7942
      @lisamariesauve7942 3 года назад +4

      @@ryangibson3128 uhhh no Ryan they are Caribou pelts ok wise guy ???lol

    • @alrightyru
      @alrightyru 3 года назад

      Seeing $3.41 used to make me smile. Now it's gone :(

  • @yermasfavouriteplaymaker3939
    @yermasfavouriteplaymaker3939 2 года назад +1

    0:58 just wear a mask proceeds to not wear a mask

  • @nateb6883
    @nateb6883 2 года назад

    POV: you got stuck to your fridge

  • @samtabe4104
    @samtabe4104 3 года назад +7

    Guillermo repeat that back to everyone.
    Guillermo: Ah, just wear a f*cking mask.
    🤣 Guillermo always makes my day

    • @dustinsmith8851
      @dustinsmith8851 2 года назад

      now you and him have to wear it anyway. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

  • @drawyournameshow6400
    @drawyournameshow6400 3 года назад +581

    "we are all chipped now" said the women with a cellphone in her hand every day of the week for half her life.

    • @globalist1990
      @globalist1990 3 года назад +18

      Why would a chip be ferrous?

    • @Saintgoten
      @Saintgoten 3 года назад +8

      hahahaha on point mate

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions 3 года назад +16

      also posting to facebook

    • @ranestorypictures1738
      @ranestorypictures1738 3 года назад +24

      Exactly! No need for a chip when your cellphone can be tracked already! As well as your texts, emails and social media presence. 😂😂😂😂

    • @mena376
      @mena376 3 года назад +37

      I like how this chip is small enough to fit through the hole in a syringe, yet has enough metal to hold up a magnet

  • @joshcooper2332
    @joshcooper2332 3 года назад +2

    What did they promise you, Kimmel?

  • @bigchala4209
    @bigchala4209 3 года назад +3

    This clown its real! Lol

  • @nonenone9338
    @nonenone9338 3 года назад +173

    Jimmy is pushing this one hard 🤦

    • @professorfarmgirl9662
      @professorfarmgirl9662 3 года назад +4

      One 2 minute joke on a late night comedy show is, "pushing this one hard"? He has never talked about it before or since.

    • @cesar5478
      @cesar5478 3 года назад +4

      He's one of them!

    • @samuelyoung1236
      @samuelyoung1236 3 года назад +2

      @@professorfarmgirl9662 much more than 2 minutes. Do you honestly believe this man?

    • @thewrathofgod3983
      @thewrathofgod3983 3 года назад +2

      Revelation 18:23 "for by the sorceries(pharmakeia,pharmacy)were all the nations decieved"

    • @professorfarmgirl9662
      @professorfarmgirl9662 3 года назад

      @@samuelyoung1236 the part of the show where he laughs at idiots is exactly 2 and a half minutes.
      I don't have to believe this man. I don't get my medical advice from late night comedy shows, I get it from scientists and the medical community.

  • @saredmarvajal8753
    @saredmarvajal8753 3 года назад +107

    That's how they get you, partial truths. Your whole body is full of nano particles.

    • @carriewilliams9096
      @carriewilliams9096 3 года назад +4

      Billions. And people act like they can dig out "the one."

    • @hangemhigh63
      @hangemhigh63 3 года назад +19

      well the name of this one scares me ....'Luciferase'

    • @xXluluchanelXx
      @xXluluchanelXx 3 года назад +3

      @@hangemhigh63 you could have looked it up and QUICKLY understood where the name came from. it literally means "lightbringer" because it's an enzyme that creates BIOLUMINESCENCE. LIGHT. some scientist thought he'd be edgy and now people like you help spread this BS so that people won't get a life-saving vaccine. FOH

    • @carriewilliams9096
      @carriewilliams9096 3 года назад +1

      Do you hear your own words? Wow. Truly shocking and unbelievable. No words.

    • @cornelius2993
      @cornelius2993 3 года назад +20

      "Lifesaving vaccine"
      2 words, 2 lies

  • @arturos.l.2248
    @arturos.l.2248 3 года назад +7

    3:07 these are the same people saying “Why are you scared of a chip, they track you on your phone”

  • @EBtubevideo
    @EBtubevideo 2 года назад +2

    So now that they discovered that there was actually magnetic material in several of the batches are you going to give these people an apology?