We're Going to Destroy This Monkey!!

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Комментарии • 2 тыс.

  • @MiniKatanaStore
    @MiniKatanaStore  27 дней назад +1819

    Continue enjoying our fantastic content while choosing your very own Katana! Subscribe now for more fun!

    • @nguyenyen4769
      @nguyenyen4769 25 дней назад

      🎉🌠🌠⚓️🥉🥉🥉😱😱🤑🤑🤑🤯🤯

    • @user-tr5cz1qo7n
      @user-tr5cz1qo7n 25 дней назад +7

      Как заказать😊

    • @ChickenNugget_W
      @ChickenNugget_W 24 дня назад +3

      Ok

    • @user-xw3cz5gc8j
      @user-xw3cz5gc8j 24 дня назад

      @@user-tr5cz1qo7nон стоит около 10к рублей

    • @spanish_shame_
      @spanish_shame_ 23 дня назад +1

      Где купить такую игрушку??

  • @stingerplayz8715
    @stingerplayz8715 Месяц назад +9058

    3 years and 362 days of asking Mini Katana to make Murasama from Metal Gear Rising Revengence.

  • @LForce524Draws
    @LForce524Draws Месяц назад +5454

    “monke doesn’t wear any pants”🗣🗣💯💯

    • @Joyboy9891
      @Joyboy9891 Месяц назад +302

      “Monkey does the sexiest of dance”🕺

    • @VisorRW
      @VisorRW Месяц назад +63

      "yeaa"

    • @Jaydawg657
      @Jaydawg657 29 дней назад +83

      Mee and maaaa monkkkay

    • @CrimsonKOSER
      @CrimsonKOSER 24 дня назад +23

      Literally just thought that when I saw this video

    • @MustAFA.990
      @MustAFA.990 24 дня назад +16

      meeee and my monkey 🐒

  • @Malloni458
    @Malloni458 20 дней назад +429

    Actually 69% does more damage than 73%

  • @marcosdanieldemelofraga23
    @marcosdanieldemelofraga23 20 дней назад +181

    Proof that adults are only upgraded versions of kids

  • @SungAfterMatch49
    @SungAfterMatch49 23 дня назад +1068

    73% Damage
    Monkey: 🥞
    Wow thanks a lot for being active👍🏻

  • @PumpkinVr7
    @PumpkinVr7 29 дней назад +1047

    Bro turned into a meat pancake

  • @WhatsItsName
    @WhatsItsName 16 дней назад +48

    Bro legit turned into Dory at 3% damage 💀

  • @_mr.overkill_3669
    @_mr.overkill_3669 16 дней назад +17

    "No monkes were harmed in the making of this video"

  • @TheSaiyanGaming
    @TheSaiyanGaming 23 дня назад +1248

    "ME AND MY MONKE"
    "MONKE DOESN'T WEAR ANY PANTS"
    "MONKE DOES THE SEXIEST DANCE"

    • @theman-wq5on
      @theman-wq5on 21 день назад

      me and my monkey
      monkey doesn't wear any pants
      monkey does the sexiest of dance
      s

    • @mathiasclarks
      @mathiasclarks 20 дней назад +16

      missed opportunity for them not using this song

    • @NinjaXD22
      @NinjaXD22 19 дней назад +2

      It's Monkey does the ** Object Not dance

    • @Perplexitism
      @Perplexitism 18 дней назад +1

      @@cristianandreuccetti1605awww boo hoo. No one asked

    • @Perplexitism
      @Perplexitism 18 дней назад

      @@cristianandreuccetti1605 you’re the one who’s mad because people were being happy 😂 grow up, stop being a joy kill

  • @omaryy9998
    @omaryy9998 24 дня назад +86

    69% did more damage than 100%

  • @DarkiusWebiusMemesius
    @DarkiusWebiusMemesius 16 дней назад +6

    Bro maxed his resistance stats 💀

  • @DenninHogan-vi8nt
    @DenninHogan-vi8nt 15 дней назад +8

    The growl after 11% damage 💀

  • @Surgical_SRGN
    @Surgical_SRGN Месяц назад +526

    Monke really said "light work no reaction" 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥😈😈😈😈😈😈

    • @user-fn4kj9vl8n
      @user-fn4kj9vl8n 25 дней назад +6

      Monkey really say" nah i'd win 😎"😊

    • @user-zi1gp2if4d
      @user-zi1gp2if4d 19 дней назад

      ​@@user-fn4kj9vl8n😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MUSTYONIONRING
      @MUSTYONIONRING 18 дней назад

      Did the monkey really say anything? Lmfao genz never ceases to make zero sense 😂

    • @Corruptedcameraman493
      @Corruptedcameraman493 18 дней назад

      At the end he really said it’s got a little kick

    • @michaeldavis6993
      @michaeldavis6993 17 дней назад +1

      Bro got the gum gum fruit fr

  • @jj-vj1fv
    @jj-vj1fv Месяц назад +89

    where did you buy him from he looks squishy

    • @josh5275
      @josh5275 Месяц назад +5

      I’m sorry if this won’t really help but try to go to your nearest showcase store in your mall or nearby they might have it there.

    • @jj-vj1fv
      @jj-vj1fv Месяц назад

      @@josh5275 thanks

    • @vintage-radio
      @vintage-radio Месяц назад

      google squishy monkey

    • @catalinato5142
      @catalinato5142 23 дня назад +5

      Also, I’m pretty sure unspeakable sells something similar

  • @user-hl8lp8mh5x
    @user-hl8lp8mh5x 22 дня назад +18

    Bro the 11% damage be looking like the grinch

  • @SteveVsvitere
    @SteveVsvitere 19 дней назад +2

    That monkey-shaped Capitola didn't give a damn about your heights.

  • @mkharbt45614
    @mkharbt45614 22 дня назад +5

    Monkey: I will tell God everything 😂❤

  • @OOKAMI3483
    @OOKAMI3483 24 дня назад +48

    I had no idea this was MiniKatana till i saw the katana and looked at the channel name

  • @laurenbone3587
    @laurenbone3587 17 дней назад +1

    Every face the monke makes is me Everytime I fail a test

  • @user-jf6kv5tu4v
    @user-jf6kv5tu4v 24 дня назад +7

    100% *lo tira desde una nave espacial hasta la Tierra*🚬🗿

  • @johns_craft8582
    @johns_craft8582 16 дней назад +1

    Bro took concussion to a whole new level

  • @MastarBildarVR
    @MastarBildarVR 15 дней назад +1

    1% damage: flap jack
    3% damage: BACK FLIP

  • @CAAAATTTT
    @CAAAATTTT 26 дней назад +75

    WE GETTING JIMMY WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️

    • @hoodedorsumn
      @hoodedorsumn 22 дня назад

      COCA COLA ESPUMA 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

  • @minecrafter69696
    @minecrafter69696 23 дня назад +5

    POV : monkey's evolution to frog

  • @ankurmukherjee4923
    @ankurmukherjee4923 22 дня назад +22

    " *There's the Cocaina Colombiana* "

  • @nightqueen1491
    @nightqueen1491 22 дня назад +26

    1% damage: Flat
    3% damage: Falt
    5% Damage: Flat
    11% damage: Flat
    22% Damage: Flat
    41.69% Damage: Flat
    69% Damage: Flat
    73% Damage: Flat

  • @LucaSagaidac
    @LucaSagaidac 27 дней назад +105

    The creator asked the monke:Would you lose?
    The monke replied:nah I’d win
    Edit:damn my new most liked comment

    • @yeshuaswords2776
      @yeshuaswords2776 23 дня назад +2

      This is the prophecy about the second coming of Jesus
      Zechariah 13:7
      “Awake, sword, against my shepherd, against the man who is close to me!” declares the LORD Almighty. “Strike the shepherd, and the sheep will be scattered, and I will turn my hand against the little ones.
      The Shepherd here is Jesus.
      John 10:11
      “I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep.
      This is the fulfillment of the prophecy.
      Matthew 26:31
      Then Jesus told them, “This very night you will all fall away on account of me, for it is written: “’I will strike the shepherd, and the sheep of the flock will be scattered.’
      This happened near 30 to 33 AD.
      Hosea 6:1-2
      Come, let us return to the LORD. He has torn us to pieces but he will heal us; he has injured us but he will bind up our wounds.
      After two days he will revive us; on the third day he will restore us, that we may live in his presence.
      In prophecies 1day is equal to 1000 years. Which means after two thousand years Jesus will return again.
      And on the third day which is the 3rd millennium, we will live in his sight. We all know we cannot see God's face and live on Earth. So it's the second coming of Jesus.
      Luke 21:11 ►
      There will be great earthquakes, famines and pestilences in various places, and fearful events and great signs from heaven.
      Matthew 24:6
      You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come.
      We are the witnesses of all these things. From the death of Jesus to 2030 - 2033 there are 2000 years. Jesus is coming soon. Let's all repent and turn from our old ways and turn to the Lord.
      Praise the Lord.
      Peace and Love to you all
      A verse to show about the Holy Trinity
      Isaiah 9:6
      For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.
      Everlasting Father?. There's your answer
      The whole world will turn against Israel and not just Palestinians. Then know the end is near. This is a major sign to look for in the end times.
      God bless you all
      Please spread this message to the ends of the world.
      I have a RUclips channel which is focused on different Bible topics, so consider subscribing

  • @AlejandroTheRealG
    @AlejandroTheRealG Месяц назад +24

    M O N K E
    He's just like Kelly fr

  • @MICROONDAS_FACHERO
    @MICROONDAS_FACHERO 22 дня назад +1

    Bro really activated "No fall damage" 💀

  • @Zack_Zander
    @Zack_Zander 19 дней назад +1

    All monke were harmed in making this short

  • @LAMONX-_-
    @LAMONX-_- Месяц назад +46

    #JUSTICEFORSTINGER

  • @jj-vj1fv
    @jj-vj1fv Месяц назад +14

    poor lad

  • @geekproductions8907
    @geekproductions8907 21 день назад +1

    “THIS IS MADNESS!”
    “THIIIS IIIS SPAAAARTTA!”

  • @pankajamcnair8101
    @pankajamcnair8101 20 дней назад +1

    Man even got a helicopter for that💀

  • @therobloxkid9987
    @therobloxkid9987 28 дней назад +4

    Bro became a pancake

  • @leonardol4865
    @leonardol4865 Месяц назад +8

    300 years and 1 day of asking Mini Katana to make Yuta Sword

  • @Conanconane
    @Conanconane 20 дней назад +1

    "Meee and my Monkey"

  • @KirkegaardBuch
    @KirkegaardBuch 17 дней назад +1

    Monke NEVER took any damage

  • @infinitebattles5344
    @infinitebattles5344 23 дня назад +5

    Gigachad monkey had no reaction

  • @TRX_06
    @TRX_06 24 дня назад +10

    MeE aNd mY MonKeY 😂

  • @takweimmohammad9686
    @takweimmohammad9686 11 дней назад

    Frieza when he passes his leisure time 😆

  • @404TheChezBurger
    @404TheChezBurger 16 дней назад +1

    I thought they were gonna use the helicopter to destroy it

  • @MonkFeet10
    @MonkFeet10 24 дня назад +6

    NAHH BRO REALLY HAD ME WAITING FOR 100% 💀

  • @christiancatchpole6614
    @christiancatchpole6614 20 дней назад +5

    The last one he literally became 2 dimensional.

  • @denniscraftgamer4561
    @denniscraftgamer4561 21 день назад +1

    0% damage, 0% damage, 0% damage, 80% damage, 0% damage.

  • @Sour_Soap
    @Sour_Soap 13 дней назад

    I hear George talk about the story of the Hamburger again and again and I don’t get tired of it

  • @jeapprendefrancais1048
    @jeapprendefrancais1048 22 дня назад +7

    is mini katana store even about katanas anymore...
    still i love the videos keep it up❤

  • @15raynoldasouza21
    @15raynoldasouza21 24 дня назад +12

    Bro became one of those cartoon characters😂

  • @Tendo703
    @Tendo703 16 дней назад

    My dumb self thinking he was gonna throw the monkey in the helicopter spinner

  • @user-hamhamhamham
    @user-hamhamhamham 22 дня назад +1

    YOU DIDN'T CONSIDER AIR RESISTANCE

  • @user-go3lz7zz9j
    @user-go3lz7zz9j 22 дня назад +40

    "Me and my monkeeey" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DantePizzaLover
    @DantePizzaLover 16 дней назад +6

    The monkey:
    YOU CANNOT KILL ME
    IM OMEGA
    YOU CANNOT KILL ME
    IM SUBHUMAN

  • @pragasranjani7283
    @pragasranjani7283 12 дней назад +1

    Many way to kill kong😂
    Godzilla-Nice😏

  • @Deep_Imaginations
    @Deep_Imaginations 9 дней назад +1

    Me and my monkey.
    Monkey doesn't wear any pants 😅

  • @Jayleafy777
    @Jayleafy777 Месяц назад +5

    #justiceforstinger

  • @arjun.j.nair10a92
    @arjun.j.nair10a92 11 дней назад +1

    41.69% fall damage + 5% grab damage

  • @ppppppppppppp2972
    @ppppppppppppp2972 6 дней назад

    41.69%, bro actually calculated fall damage💀

  • @Jakibsison
    @Jakibsison 14 дней назад +1

    Следующее видео: "Бросаем макаку с Эмпайр стрит билдинг"

  • @subhadarshikar
    @subhadarshikar 9 дней назад

    100% : Redbull guy throwing this from outerspace.

  • @korosinpi6625
    @korosinpi6625 15 дней назад

    "He has no style he has no he has no grace this kong has a squashed face"

  • @EncoreBetch
    @EncoreBetch 19 дней назад +2

    Bro did NOT land that 💀💀💀

  • @Grass11111
    @Grass11111 14 дней назад

    New donkey kong sprites looks lit!

  • @louispiazza5326
    @louispiazza5326 19 дней назад

    all fun and games till Caesar uses your katanas for an ape takeover

  • @a1smilo69
    @a1smilo69 14 дней назад +1

    Bro what did the monke do to you 😭

  • @Coolkid89Idk
    @Coolkid89Idk 14 дней назад +1

    Bro became a McDonald’s breakfast pancake😊

  • @SikSok-oj6fn
    @SikSok-oj6fn 17 дней назад

    How PETA thinks scientists experiment on monkeys:

  • @ghostclone8293
    @ghostclone8293 17 дней назад

    That monkey is built different

  • @HyperfluxORAMUDABaron
    @HyperfluxORAMUDABaron 19 дней назад

    Bro took inspiration from Geto with that title💀

  • @Monkkie
    @Monkkie 20 дней назад

    Fun fact: dropping things off of a building on public property or just around people can be seen as a crime (and is a crime in most places), and even in some cases attempted murder or reckless endangerment and can net you from fine to a couple of years in prison even if you didn’t hit someone they could claim injury and sue you.
    My recommendation drop the stuff off of a building that you own and is on your own private property and not on the public property and avoids you becoming a criminal

  • @Me-lz4kb
    @Me-lz4kb 3 дня назад +1

    ... And how did you calculate the damage % ?

  • @Abhi-zn4up
    @Abhi-zn4up 13 дней назад

    MONKEY: I AM INEVITABLE

  • @kaispears1509
    @kaispears1509 21 день назад

    "Monkey doesn't wear any pants"
    "Monkey does the sexiest of dances"

  • @svenebanan2894
    @svenebanan2894 13 дней назад +1

    That's not a monkey that's a monke

  • @karanvij00
    @karanvij00 11 дней назад

    Turning Monkey into Fish.
    *Dawkins fainting*

  • @user-lw3nu3uf1x
    @user-lw3nu3uf1x 12 дней назад

    He only hurts me because he loves me
    Him:

  • @somnathguha4524
    @somnathguha4524 15 дней назад

    Kong never dies. 😂

  • @user-gf2ut1be4q
    @user-gf2ut1be4q 22 дня назад +1

    Осталось только с космоса скинуть😂😂

  • @Zone_Person
    @Zone_Person 16 дней назад +1

    bro said “🥞”

  • @kmtvr1
    @kmtvr1 16 дней назад

    The fact that 69% destroyed it, but 73% made it a pancake

  • @dkotaman13
    @dkotaman13 18 дней назад

    That thing looked like it was a cartoon and got a bolder dropped on it😂😂

  • @chetansharma7909
    @chetansharma7909 6 дней назад

    Le monkey:- what I have did wrong to you 😢

  • @LateGamercarrier
    @LateGamercarrier 11 дней назад +1

    Bro hires a helicopter just to thought this money from the top 😮

  • @dkjj_1
    @dkjj_1 8 дней назад

    Kong vs this man. Will be released in cinema 😅

  • @ANiceUTTPThatCaresEveryone
    @ANiceUTTPThatCaresEveryone 18 дней назад

    monkey's face had me LAUGHSKQKALAAKSOFLDHJDSPSPDISKLWLAASJSJLAUGHSKSISNDJAKAKAKDJ

  • @guext2458
    @guext2458 7 дней назад

    *I think the sword did more damage but hey I don’t have access to a helicopter*

  • @Ridlay_
    @Ridlay_ 19 дней назад

    Bro always has the goofiest face after every splat

  • @LukebGray2012
    @LukebGray2012 16 дней назад

    Bro is invincible

  • @emilchristiansen3349
    @emilchristiansen3349 21 день назад

    Bro gave an side eye in 3% damage😂

  • @Vikash6072
    @Vikash6072 День назад

    Shocked to see how forigeners measure percantage of damage
    😂

  • @jackinthebox88
    @jackinthebox88 15 дней назад +1

    BRO DIDNT EVEN SHOW THE BACK AT THE END😪💀

  • @Kaijuuniversefan2.0
    @Kaijuuniversefan2.0 17 дней назад

    “Kong bows to no one”

  • @presentperfect6266
    @presentperfect6266 22 дня назад

    Русскоязычные Блогеры :Дороги в Америке чистые
    Так же дороги :

  • @MR.INDIAN.HACKER.07275
    @MR.INDIAN.HACKER.07275 3 дня назад

    BRO LITERALLY BOOKES A HELICOPTER FOR THIS VEDEO 😮

  • @princeplayz8374
    @princeplayz8374 19 дней назад

    minikatana is becoming the next redbull

  • @ENDPEARL
    @ENDPEARL 10 дней назад +1

    The monkey has eaten gomu gomu no mi i mean hito hito no mi

  • @Gamer-is6ew
    @Gamer-is6ew 19 дней назад

    Gotta name his flat Stanley Jr fr

  • @user-vh2fq3yw5v
    @user-vh2fq3yw5v 16 дней назад

    0:16 bro is a flounder (the fish with a flat face) _💀_

  • @jessierodriguez5138
    @jessierodriguez5138 13 дней назад

    Bro, really said 🎶Im a survivor🎶

  • @handleisntavalible
    @handleisntavalible 18 дней назад

    at 69% he turned into rengoku 💀💀💀