We're Finally Going To Get Trump's Tax Returns
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- Опубликовано: 6 фев 2019
- Coming soon: the President's tax returns.
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Finally.
Let's see what the bastard is hiding.
And when nothing comes of his tax returns then what? Maybe Colbert should show his as a comparison!
a whole lot!
JANET VENEMAN
Colbert isn't president. If there was nothing to hide, Trump wouldn't be hiding it.
JANET VENEMAN , Get ur head out of your freaking A.
Two things will be definite. One, he uses every trick to pay as little tax as possible. Two, even if you include everything, he isn’t worth nearly as he claims.
"Abolition of civil rights". The joke that writes itself. I still can't believe he said that. Talk about a Freudian slip of epic proportions.
I think we have finally found a worthy successor to "The Google" 😅
I'm not sure he understands what any of those words mean... Or at least I hope that's what happened...
My guess? It was supposed to be "gaining our independence, to abolition of slavery, to the civil rights movement" or something like that, and somehow. . .
DarthCruciare87 strange he didn't stick with his usual Nat'l Prayer Breakfast material. Y'know, 2 Corinthians walk into a bar....
Frederick Douglas and Jack Johnson told him to say that!!
Wow, Colbert sets a whole new bar for late night stand up
Lost it at Jon's face about the abolition of civil rights. Gets funnier the more you see it. 😂
Blue-wave......America i'm counting on you!
🌊🌊🌊👊
WilliamG
Blue has long been my favorite color.
*I bet Trump regrets calling Adam Schiff “little Adam Shitt” now! 😂*
Your dog Nunes is gone, Donny!
Nunes still there he is the Ranking Member under Chairman Schiff.
Dragon Monkey D. “Under”
Let’s be real. Once the Dems took over, Nunes became the token Republican
@@dport9563 Nunes is their coffee boy.
Jean Roch Damn Straight!
When Trump was saying he had never heard of Adam Schiff before, I just could not stop imagining Stephen Colbert in his Trump voice saying: *Liddle Adam Schitt? Never heard of him* 😂 Like does he really not remember that? I know he has a short attention span, but come on 😅
The savagery in this monologue is off the fukkin rails!
The reaction of John is priceless, when Trump said about Abolition of Civil Rights😂😂😂
Esterlina Tonog That look of incredulity was perfection.
Janet Dillingham yip you nailed it😂😂😂
Colbert is on fire 🔥 tonight.
Hes been on fire for the past couple days
He's in a good mood and so am I 😜
actually burst out laughing on this monologue, its good!
Best trump impersonator hands down!......is that a good thing? Lol
Juliet V stop blocking comments Colbert
Abolition of civil rights...
Cutting to Jon Batiste was a moment of genius.
Wowww... he’s such a freaking *moron.* he might actually abolish them.
Jon's face was pure gold.
@@ChristinaKing70 I'm honestly not sure if he had seen the clip before. Usually his face in reaction to these moments is excessively comical, but this time he looked downright shocked. You don't get too much more shocked than an African American hearing the president boast about the country's "abolition of...civil rights".
Stephen is on Fire!
I've noticed that they've been cutting to Jon (the bandleader) a lot more and I LOVE IT! His facial expressions and comments are always perfect but never detract from what Stephen is saying. More love for Jon!
Plus, HE'S FINE AF. ;)
Katie McGowan I adore him! He’s gorgeous, too!
Alice's Rabbit Yes ma’am
Stephen is a jerk. No talent. Could not hold a candle to Carson.
Remember when we didn't wake up almost every morning saying "Oh god, what did he do now?" Good Times.
My conservative family says this is how they felt during the obama years.
I don't really feel much sympathy for them.
I can _barely_ remember those days. It's fading fast.
I swear on the Styx, I will never ever complain about boring politics ever again!
@@collincivish8962 not one ounce
Yes ! Let's bring those good times back! I need a good night sleep.
John's reaction to abolishition [...] is hilarious
Whoa that is a dangerous Freudian slip, now we know his end game, abolish civil rights.
His speech read "from the founding, to abolition, to civil rights, to giving women the vote" he simply said "of" instead of "to". I'm sure you would never make such a grave error though.
That’s why it’s a Freudian slip he said what he was thinking not what he was supposed to say.
@@craigalexander966 so he wants to abolish our civil rights?
Impeachment is necessary and warranted!
Impeachment is necessary and warranted! For Hillary Clinton , James Comey, Peter strokz,john podesta, bill clinton ,obama and ALL the rest of them that covered up so many corrupt scandals over the last 30 years too many to name I AGREE ;-)
@@MrPerfactto27 Do you have any explanation for why we haven't "LOCKED HER UP!™" yet? Are Trump and the GOP incompetent, impotent, or lying?
@@Heycool08 Yeah i know its pretty annoying how someone can be so above the law meanwhile others have there life completely fkn destroyed by doing far less. Its dissapointing but we can only hope justice prevails for the common good in the end. If it does happen how would the left react ya reckon ? haha would he still be this hitler racist sexist evil orangeman bad ? or would he be a great leader fighting for equal rights for every one ? no one is above the law .
Steve Miller I don’t know, I don’t care what the left thinks. Maybe tabloids do. You didn’t answer my question, but I’ve stopped caring about that now, too.
@@Heycool08 i see ;-P
"Yes, presidential harassment...its like sexual harassment....only Republicans take it seriously." Lol🤣😅
I love how the lock her up guy, the man who started birtherism and kept it going EIGHT YEARS, is now the victim of harrassment. 🙄🎻
We live in a strange world.
jenpenn22 Nailed It just right 😊
Justice 😌
It is not harassment, and frump is not a victim. We are just seeking ordinary info about a citizen who should be above reproach. Trump is no one special, but he plays a victim on TV.
Presidential harassment meaning = Trump is the President doing the harassment on all America and the rest of the world.
When you got nothing to Hide , than you have nothing to Fear...🤗
Holy Scrambled Eggs and Brains ! Sounds like an elderly person with dementia and a 2nd grade education. Yikes!
Betsy Laughlin That’s an insult to elderly people with dementia! 😝
@@Fizwalker And a first-grade education...
Dont insult the 2nd graders. I'm thinkin 1st grade remedial
I know right? Trump is such a child, I can't believe y'all have him as a president.
Jon's WTF face always cracks me up
Im living the history that will be in textbooks 50 years from now.
Clara Heis that’s terrifying....
Everything from 2016 till now's felt like a god-awful fever dream
To be fair, we kind of always have, but yeah this will be a considerable section in history books to say the least
It might even be a considerable subsection in the history section of the library 😬
In the future textbook "America - the Fall of an Empire."
"How one of the world's greatest ever nations was brought down from within by those sworn to protect it."
Incidentally, I know Colbert is joking, but.
I actually wrote an entire paper as a graduate thesis on ways that we could teach the fundamentals of taxation and civic spending to children in the K-12 levels of education.
And I MEAN "K," because I found at least one syllabus that was explaining it using learn-through-play activities designed for kindergartners, who were shown to have developed a real understanding that stuck with them a few years on.
Even former justice Sandra Day O'Connor has written taxation and civics syllabi for the elementary school years, and there are tons of basic tax education courses designed to dovetail into existing high school level math classes.
We COULD be teaching kids tax basics. We just don't.
@DAN SOLO Sorry, but you comment is nonsensical and actually backwards. Stupid little agenda? Teaching kids financial literacy, required to understand a fundamental aspect of society is one's stupid agenda? The government is in control of people when they are financially illiterate.
Maybe we shouldn't teach them anything, then. Let kids be kids. Let them play Xbox until they're 18 years old, then kick them out of the house.
Because you can't make money off of an educated populace. I'm a Teacher btw.
@DAN SOLO ... Government being in CHARGE of our kids... By teaching them how government works, so they can make informed decisions when they grow up into voters?
I think you may want to go to whoever taught you the principle of cause and effect and ask them to try again.
@DAN SOLO I think the idea of teaching about how government works would enable them to make the government work for them.
@DAN SOLO Okay, so... No matter how much you like the president and think nobody should ever criticize him because he has a particular job...
There is still going to come a time, no more than five years from now, when he is not president, because term limits.
Someday, kids are going to grow up and be voters. They are going to need to help choose future presidents. And legislators. And policies.
Anything that helps them understand what government is FOR, and what taxation is for, and how it works, will help them choose candidates who will make the system work the way they want it to.
And the only way you can really guarantee that everybody in our society learns something is to teach it in the mandatory levels of school. Because if you don't, then ultimately, some people will know nothing about it when the time comes.
Some students in school today are going to be eligible to vote for the first time in November. Or will be by next November. Or November a few years from now And when they do, I want them to understand the systems our country uses to function. One of those systems is taxation.
Kids don't stay kids forever. Someday, these kids will grow up and start voting. Even if you think that the current president is the best president ever, someday, people will not have the option to continue voting for him. They're going to have to make decisions on whom to support.
Is any of this getting through to you?
How about amending the Constitution so that ALL Presidential candidates have to release their tax returns?
Make that all politicians and our entire political body would be in prison 🤣🤣
AGREE
What could he be hiding in his tax returns?
A) how little he pays in taxes
B) How he isn’t as rich as he tells everyone
C) Sources of income from Russia
D) All of the above
🤔
E) all of the above and a little more
E) A lifetime of money-laundering
F) Evidence of lifelong mob connections
G) Fraudulent use of his charitable fund
H) Illegal inter-Trump-company transactions
I) Loans he's defaulted on
J-Z) We're gonna run out of alphabet....
rey R D
Everyone is thinking A but I’m putting my money on B
D
There's a reason he hasn't released them. If he's worried about an investigation into his tax returns hurting the country... he should just release them.
Trump starts sentences without knowing how they'll end, and by the time he gets halfway through, he's forgotten how they started, and finishes with whatever aphorism springs to mind. It's like watching Grandad having a stroke on live TV.
You are VERY erudite, and if you have clear diction, and your audience is in listening mode and not drunk and has an IQ over 100- the natino should insist you repeat it to them... daily ! .
9:07 The look on Jon's face when they cut back to him after Trump said "abolition of civil rights" was priceless.
Oh, this is getting good.
Bring on the tax returns!
And the popcorn. Extra butter, please.
' O when them Tax returns (when them tax returns)
Come marching in (marching in)
Now, when them Tax returns come marching in (marching in)
Yes, I want to be in the audience
When them Tax returns come marching in !!! '
Opus 313 this station suppresses opinions
Bloom County💙
sizzlinquacka Man, I miss Bill the Cat........Ack!!
So many 3rd degree burns 😁😁😁👏👏👏
I am entirely sick to death of Donald Trump's face and voice.
Especially that voice! I mute him when he comes on TV!
Me too! Ugh!!!
And Stephens parody of him
He is the perfect example of a pompous a$$
@@deniseandrews113 if you mute him, but turn on substitles, it's hilarious!
That WTF look on Jon's face at 9:09 should be a meme.
The left can't meme tho.
If that's what you got out of my non-political comment, good for you.
I think this may be one of your best monologues yet!
Here's the youtube video right here "Russian comedians prank phone call U.S. Representative Adam Schiff" that will tell you just what kind of Complete Imbecile you are counting on to bring down the President!
Probably because we are all getting a bit giddy of the prospect of Trump going down.
Agreed.
OMG Jon’s face was PRICELESS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ironic, after all the scandal surrounding Trump, he's gonna go down like Al Capone!
Grey Wolf seems fitting
Were still waiting for him to lose the election bro
Just as long as he goes down.
That'd be the first time he MAGA.
Lets all have pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving. He's enough meat fot the whole nation..🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
@@cherylkallman5506 Surely he's pure Cheese!?
The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.
I'm enjoying riding this blue wave! 💙😎🌊
Aye aye!
Get ready for another in 2020 ☺
Here's the youtube video right here "Russian comedians prank phone call U.S. Representative Adam Schiff" that will tell you just what kind of Complete Imbecile you are counting on to bring down the President!
Oh its a wave of death and destruction, the baby killing democrats.
....#bluetsunami but everyone needs to head out to the polls
You make this all tolerable, Stephen! X
Yes, thank you Stephen and the entire crew.
Allie what do you do the other 23 hours? Kiss someone else's ass??
Ro Ku absolutely. many thanks to the entire crew for somehow finding the energy to digest & relay all of this to us night after night, they are appreciated!
Quigley Fahrquar you’re big mad huh
Uh oh Allie, you triggered someone :D
Somebody had to say it . You are the man Steven !
The next President should give Stephen Colbert the Medal of Freedom for keeping spirits high in these dark and scary times of the Trump occupation/administration,.
Did you have the same feelings under Obama? Cause Obama was much worse
Moneymakinmitch Ah, you’re right. I forgot about those times Obama openly invited a hostile foreign government to interfere in our elections, screwed over our allies in a war by pulling out after we’d worked together to bring a terrorist organization under control, used police to openly assault protesters for a photo op, tasked unmarked forces to snatch peaceful protesters off the streets of Portland, and spent weeks or months dragging his heels on funding testing for a global pandemic because it would make his ratings look bad, before suggesting everyone inject bleach.
@@Lowkeylie See that lack of response? That's all they've got. Deflection and whataboutisms. There's no point arguing facts with the Trumpets. They've long since abandoned reality.
Colbert, you beautiful, beautiful being. This was so incredibly savage, and WE LOVE IT.
U must be kidding
@@nickhowie6421, one sub and nothing on your channel. LMFAO, troll. X'D
"Abolition of civil rights" - textbook example of a Freudian slip.
Freudian slip indeed. A window into his true intentions for sure.
Nancy is going to keep letting him do this. Why impeach the Dems best campaign tool! Let's just keep letting him speak until 2020 😆
@@hburgtech exactly my thoughts. Just let him talk stupidly and turn as many people as possible. Democrats definitely have the greatest tool in trump
Hope he doesn't complete the Primary Republican Mission of abolishing Civil Rights anytime soon.
mori1bund 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stephen Colbert is again INSPIRED!! One of the best sets yet!
I absolutely love you STEPHEN COLBERT, You bring me such laughter, after seeing trump,and the Republicans trying to stop the Democrats from finding out the truth plus all the Russian trolls, your show really helps me so I'm sure the AMERICAN PEOPLE feel the same way, Thank you for doing your share to help heal AMERICA ,now if we can just get trump already the party will surely follow lol I look forward this every day, GOD BLESS YOU 💖
Steven is spelled S-t-e-v-e-n, Stephan is spelled S-t-e-p-h-a-n. 😂😂 Once Colbert watchers realize this, they might wonder why such a "brilliant" man would have a problem understanding that....
Impeach him
Or peach him ...
Impeach him and send him on a one way trip to Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary or Guantanamo Bay!
Here's the youtube video right here "Russian comedians prank phone call U.S. Representative Adam Schiff" that will tell you just what kind of Complete Imbecile you are counting on to bring down the President!
@@teresamiles5929 - his face is already peach 🍑 colored.
Impeeched..
Got a Turbotax ad before this video. Not all that surprising, considering the time of year, but still a funny coincidence.
mdudegamer lol same here!
Coincidence?!?! I think not.
mdudegamer not a coincidence 😒
Face palm for your country. O-M-G.
You realize it's Trump and his cronies, most folks in this country are decent people.
You call this a country
Thanks for the solidarity! We're face-palming a lot over here these days.
4:10 Jon Batiste plays a snippet from Wayne Shorter's "Witch Hunt" right after Stephen says the phrase. Love it.
One of the best monologues of all time.
Yes, this was epic!
Clicked on this faster than Trump cheated on Melania which is pretty damn fast
Trump off the teleprompter just tell the truth Stephen...
I doubt you clicked on this 'without the possibility of another thought' fast
@Fool Onthehill Oooh burn
Wow!
@IHCTerra YES!
Bravo Stephen!
I thought it was Steven..?
Abolition of civil rights? He literally does not understand the words coming from his mouth!
@@MrPerfactto27 I'll bet your the kind of person that if trump showed up at your house and said, with fingers pointed straight up at waist height, "I need to take a shit but I can only do it on a gold toilet or in someones mouth, you know president stuff." You would plop right down and open up then when you started vomiting from having shit in your mouth you would find a way to blame it on the Dems!
You do realize that a 2 hour closed door meeting with Putin where WE did not have someone sitting in doesn't keep that information from our enemy, IT KEEPS THAT INFORMATION FROM THE AMERICAN PEOPLE YOU MORON!! Your standing behind someone that would stab you in the back if only because he thinks it would make him look better! I'm confident that if Obama had a 2 hour closed door meeting with Putin and did not invite anyone from outside to sit in your fucking head would explode!!
And the reason they won't find collusion is because trump is to stupid to know he's being played by Putin, that means your being played by Putin!
@@wheelitzr2 So finally a libtard that realizes there was no collusion.
@@fungusmctaggart5803 hahahahaha 😂 🤣😂 🤣😂 🤣 you not only read what I wrote but obviously didn't compute! Hahaha 😂 🤣😂 🤣😂 🤣 thank you for proving my point.
@@wheelitzr2 ''and the reason they won't find any collusion''. Any more questions fucktard?
@@fungusmctaggart5803 "because he's to fucking stupid to know he's being played by putin".😂🤣😂🤣😂 And your to stupid to know you've been played by trump😂🤣😂🤣 hahaha you just keep proving my point!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Complaining about presidential harrassment I seem to recall a little thing about a birth certificate you spread for years that was much worse
Every time Trump opens his mouth presidential harassment occurs.
I suppose he's not used to it seeing as he's used to committing mainly sexual harassment
Is it even possible to harrass one of the more powerful people in the world? Puhleez. He is such a whiney baby.
The look on John's face for the "abolition of rights" bit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Be sure to watch out for a new coming caravan (that will magically disappear later)!
The new season of "Caravan" is set to return Monday, March 4. Check your local Fox News listings.
the artist
I’m still waiting for the first caravan.
(Steven's Trump Voice) "The vehicles - so much better than those of our own forces - went so fast that it got over 88 miles per hour and into the future, so you have to re-elect me to deal with it when they return!"
Drain the swamp and investigate Trump
But but..Trump was going to drain the swamp ya know...the more I look..the more gators are in that swamp...and Trump is the biggest gator of them all...guess that won't happen. :P
Thats what happens when someone else writes your speech and you haven't bothered to read one word.
Denise Clevenstine like he would have caught the error anyway.... 😏
He can't read or spell 😂😂😂
Oh, how nice 😁
@Y B everyone knows speeches are written by other people but with input from the person giving it. And delivered as if not reading it from the teleprompter or seeing it for the first time,, because they have read it practiced it and know it. Unlike Trump who reads it like a 2nd grader who is looking at it for the first time.
Or when you simply can't.
"Abolition of civil rights" gee Trump you just HAD to say that during black history month smh
President Donald 'Open mouth, insert foot' Trump strikes again.
Oops! Now we know his true feelings, don't we? A new hidden agenda exposed.
I think sb told him to use the term "abolitionism" (movement to end slavery). I bet that idiot didn`t understand it and/or forgot the proper word. All he remembered was "sth, sth abolitionism, sth sth, civil rights" and bam, that shit show of a speech came out.
Snaggle Toothed
Does C stand for word I’m thinking about?
.
This is a classic. One of Stephens best standups.
Sharpest man in showbusiness!!! Mr. Colbert everybody!!! Stephen.. !!!!
I'm stoked, but why has it taken soooo long??? I feel like I've aged 10 years since he was elected. 💀💀💀
Until the midterms, Republicans had majorities in both the House and the Senate and chaired all committees. The House ended their investigations early, did not use subpoenas power, nor investigate fully. Plus, people like Devin Nunes clearly obstructed justice. Now the Democrats have the majority in the House. It's on!!
@@cinne2135 - It's on!! It's on!!
It wouldn't surprise me if the House Democrats, or the district of New York, got to red hot poker up the orange bum time before Mueller did.
Nothing will happen you dolts
Unwanted Commentary, you hope! :-)
Yeah, you and billions of other sane people.
I think I've heard babies form more coherent sentences than Trump.
Eric Ling
They are far more developed.
HI ERIC LING. Babies form more coherent sentences than Trump?? By coherent you must mean coherent TREASON by Presidents like Clinton and Obamma who displayed a total disregard for the US Economy, and a total disregard for the RIGHTS of all Americans, and who caused irreparable HARM to this country. And Trump is trying to reverse all that? And you think there's something wrong with that? Go stick your head back into the sand, where it's comfortable, while people like the Clintons and Obamma continue to rape Americans left and right. Mostly left.
They should go back years, remember he stole 2 million from puertorico (failed golf course)
They should investigate hillary clinton for stealing money from the haitians and bill clinton being racist
Michael Hernandez if Trump goes to prison then Obama should also be convicted if war crimes.
Trump is such a peach and I can hardly wait until he is canned.
Elie S. G.
Sorry friend he will be in jail by then. But I admire your dream. 😴
WONDERFUL!!!! I am still laughing! That was a clever comment.
@@howdyheidi7757 He's gonna get re-elected lmao.
There's little chance he'll get by with just a public appeal. =D
He has a long term waiting for him in an 8 X 12 cell. Maybe after his tax returns come out he can use them for cell/wallpaper.
Stephen and writers, apart from your brilliance, you save my sanity every day. Thank you!
This was soooo good? I laughed so hard. I live in the UK and I love eating my branflakes in the morning listening to Stephen totalling dissing the 45th POTUS. Just sets me up for the day with a smile on my face.
You guys need your own trump, to whip up your pathetic police force
Lol the UK lol. The country that went broke because everyone get free shit lol. Bye borke bith
national healthcare would save us a trillion a year, google 'national healthcare as a percentage of GDP'. France: 12.3% of GDP annually; U.S.: 17.3$ GDP annually.
5% of U.S. GDP is a trillion dollars. That you want us to continue throwing away.
Every year, cuz that's smart to you. So just stfu trumpy, you've been superseded.
@@mookins45 lol your just a fuking Democrats. Thier country broke lol
@@mookins45lol do you have a job dude lol
This man is sooooo funny!!! He never ceases to tickle my funny bone. I don't know what the hell we're going to do once that POS is gone. Live normally and without fear????? Go get 'em Stephen!!
Well deserved Shade on The Republicans & tRump. The republicans take it seriously ....... not sexual harassment but presidential harassment. LOL LOL LOL!!!.
"The House Ways and Means Committee met to start building a case to pursue Trump's tax returns."
It's about bloody time! Seriously!
@Elie S. G., if his taxes don't matter, why is traitor tot so reluctant to release them?
I swear I am gonna frame the newspaper with trump Wearing the orange suit can’t wait!!! 🤣🤣
Rich people don't go to jail in USA
I wouldn't frame a naked picture of Trump, but to each, their own...
ISO Sebryl I'll be getting the popcorn ready! 😎👍🏼
Barry Irlandi True.Just ask Kamala Harris, Steve Mnuchin, and Sheldon Adelson.
@@barryirlandi4217 Cohen and Manafort are rich
Almost spit my drink while watching this. Love you Stephen. 😁😂🤣
How about the birther real presidential harrasment?
“If I decide to run I’ll release my taxes” -Pre candidate Trump
Well now technically he never "decided" to run, he was merely fulfilling the mandate given to him by God, at least if you believe the right's narrative...
He also said he would release them if he won the presidency.
I don't think that you realize what he truly meant. When he said "run", he literally meant "run", as in flee the country "run." He will unleash his tax returns like two feral, rabid hounds upon the populace as he flees to Trump Tower Moscow.
He said he could not release them because they were under audit. Funny that audit has been running longer than Muellers investigation.
That was lie number 7820473.
Always makes my night to have Stephen a part of it
“We can have peace when you become subordinate”
I've just been bunge watching a ton of these and this one’s beyond hilarious. G-ddamn we are in trouble.
I’m so happy that Trump’s tax returns are finally going to be revealed!
You can tell Stephen is too. 😁👌
Republicans said that's not legal though.
Philip Classen Trump paid taxes????
Pietro Jenkins
LoL well the republicans have been proven so trustworthy thus far...
' O when them Tax returns (when them tax returns)
Come marching in (marching in)
Now, when them Tax returns come marching in (marching in)
Yes, I want to be in the audience
When them Tax returns come marching in ! '
So investigation into accountability and Responsibility is now called 'Presidential Harassment'.
Is he using stealing as a verb or an adjective ? :)
That cut to Jon's expression was hilarious!
Getting his tax returns ? We are waiting.
Stephen, what will we do once Individual #1 is out of office? So much good material and you're at the top of your game. 👏😂💕
If the "Meanwhile" segment shows anything, it's that he isn't going anywhere any time soon. Stephen reigns supreme!
We don't believe in one-party idiocy. America is an equal opportunity enabler of stupidity.
There’s still brexit.
That look on Jon's face was priceless!
My grandfather used to say, "they're always picking on Nixon."
John Baptiste expression at "the abolition of Civil Rights" LMAO
I'm not a regular Colbert viewer and only see the show via selected clips like these and this is the first time when Jon's contribution to the comedy was so on-point.
Frankly he sometimes seems like some random heckler mumbling off-stage. Maybe the show's technical director hasn't got a feel for how to include him?
Trump: "unprecedented harassment of a president's personal life"
Bill Clinton: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"abolition of civil rights..."- John's face was priceless- I love his expression every time.
He channeled Johnnie Cochran for that awesome rhyme...LMAO
This monologue was even funnier than they usually are! I'd like to give the show writers credit but I suppose a lot of it writes itself...
The look on Jon's face after he says 'abolition' is classic.
He is hilarious!
It was the same face I had lol!! I also stumbled to the floor dumbfounded, as the MAGA Master accidentally confessed one of America’s greatest “strides”.
Adam Osborne that moment when Jon Baptiste thought Trump was tryna make America great again. Gulp!
JC//DC EEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXACTLY lol
We need to meme this face 🤣
I'm glad tRUMP has to show his tax returns 👏 🙌 👏 "abolish-tion his civil rights" lock him up ☝
9:05 John Batiste face need to become a GIF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Abolishing Civil Rights...He literally has no idea what he is saying lol
i think he meant to say it
Ya and I bet you never mis said anything congrats
I think he did in this case. The Georgia midterms proved that statement right.
Hahahahaha "....to abolition of civil rights"! 😂 The look on Jon's face was priceless!!
Hi from New Zealand,
Stephen Colbert, so funny in revealing Trump's nonsense!!!!!
nah hes a good shepard for the braindead sheep though lol
Burst out laughing when he said "The Republicans never did this to Obama". Just... wow
Like the Freudian slip of 'abolition of human rights'
Definitely a Freudian slip, which means that the truth about someone - especially about their destructive self/actions - has a way of inadvertently leaking out and revealing itself
"Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks"
-The Bible
You know the word "Abolition" blew his mind when he read it. I'd bet a years salary he couldn't define it. When he is not reading something that some one else wrote he sounds like he's 5 years old.
Rocky Koast I even had to stop and look like,WTF is he saying! He swindled his way out of Vietnam did he also swindle his way out of history class..
Not “human” rights....he said “civil” rights.....remember, he cares only about white people.....everybody else comes from shithole countries
Blue wave incoming..... 🏄🏄🏄
I can't believe you could have ever gotten better at your craft, but this is your peak so far. I can barely wait to see where you go from here. ☺
"His speech...just broke news...to HIM!" LOL