Trump On Russia's Election Meddling: 'We're All To Blame'
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- Опубликовано: 15 июл 2018
- Donald Trump was a few feet away from the man who orchestrated an attack on American democracy. So, of course, he confronted Hillary Clinton.
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As an outsider who's been watching America in both mild fascination and horror, the amount of shit this man has gotten away with is mind blowing. But not nearly as mind blowing as those that still defend him. For a people so frightened of foreigners and "illegal aliens" you'd think colluding with Russia would make them flip their lids.
TheLastHylianTitan The average Trump supporter would burn his own fucking house down if he thought the liberal next door would choke on the smoke for 20 minutes.
same here. I'm observing what John Oliver called "stupid watergate" so I will have a story to tell to my grandchildren once I'm old and grey "you know this was when I was young and I can well remember how outrageous this trump boy acted".
either way, the more I see about it the more glad I am that I'm not living in the USA, that this piece of corrupt shit isn't my president.
I truly pity the US citizens for having to live with him and the GOP enablers.
Well said!
As someone stuck on the inside, I agree.
Thanks for proving her point. You don't like being called despicable yet you act as despicable as humanly possible. You are destroying America. What a traitor.
Trump's bodily response to the reporter's question, along with Putin's laugh, tells me all I need.
David Hatcher, YES! And Putin's 'pregnant pause' while he pretended to wait for the interpreter's parroting of the question, as if to continue the myth that he {Putin} is NOT fluent in English and many other languages!
You know who else speaks Russian??? She was sitting in the front row! Which, frankly, is even more confusing as she {FLOTUS} grew up during the brutal reign of Tito!
Peace all.
Shove your whataboutism up your arse! This is about Traitor Trump, not Hillary.
Maggie Rezac: More and more, I'm convinced that Melania is trump's GRU handler. It certainly would explain a whole heck of a lot!
sdfkjgh -- You said it. Melania as Trumpolini's Russian handler ... yes, the thought has passed my mind so many times. And then came this shit-show of Trumpy kissing Putin's a$$ for all to see, and now it is not a passing thought anymore; the thought has stuck.
whoa... Jesus Christ I can't handle all this conspiracy within infinite conspiracy. Can't we just impeach this fool and get back to regular dishonest politicians?
6:51--Did . . . did Vladimir Putin, who's usually as stone-faced as a Bond villain, not only just crack a smile at having dirt on Trump but LAUGH at it? Horror films for years to come won't be able to top how chilling that was. And this is our reality. Holy shit.
And DID YOU SEE that expression on Trump? Turned and smiled at Putin sheepishly, like, 'well, do you? Are you ready to tell them what you told me? Maybe the jig is up, Vladimir?'
+Josiah Miller And the scariest part is, Trump is still president. He and Putin pretty much confessed on TV to the world that yes, they conspired together to rig the election and yet Trump is still president. What the fuck?
We have to elect Dems into the House and Senate to get them functioning again.
Glad I wasn't the only one to notice that!
"Stone-faced as a Bond villain" ? Maybe if you only look at edited footage from war-mongering western media owned by oligarchical clans that fume fires of war and invent new "enemies" every day for them to plunder with the hands of dimwits in your military that are being paid out of your pocket while you praise yourself as a patriot. If you would actually bother to look at any full footage of Putin, you would see that he as soft-spoken as one can be. Everything you think you know is nothing but propagandistic bullshit of an excuse for anti-Russian hate-mongering and instigation of wars. And Putin does laugh about that, as do almost all Russian and many others around the world, because looking from outside at The American Delusion, that oligarchy-owned media paints, is surrealistically funny. It's unbealiavable that people can seriously eat up such delirious lies. One can't not to laugh… at least until they bomb another country while using this nonsense as pretex and you, people, happily cheer for it.
Buuuut, preaching to the choir of raging chauvinistic fanatics that grew to love western oligarchical imperialism and post-WW2 destruction of entire nations for such lies is, probably, a waste of time >_< For me, watching Colbert and Trevor Noah is a learning experience for understanding the depth and cunningness of crime-justifying hypocrisy, like interviews with serial killers. Not fun at all.
I DIED OF LAUGHTER WHEN HE DESCRIBED HIS HOTEL EXPERIENCE
I died of laughter when it was announced - NO RUSSIAN COLLUSION.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Colbert needs a new writing team now.
He practically threw the whole country under the truck.
T. toi Yes under the tractor trailer truck
T. toi: He seems willing to do anything for the continued suppression of that Pee Pee Tape
IMPEACH HIM NOW!!!!
TREASON.
If you people don't see him as being a willing puppet of Putin, then you really deserve him as your president & will have no one to blame but yourselves for the US' downfall.
Yes!! Pence for President!!
How is it Treason?
He's already orange, peach would be an improvement.
Treason is the only crime explicitly defined in the US Constitution, in section three of Article III.
"Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying war against them, or in adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort. No person shall be convicted of treason unless on the testimony of two witnesses to the same overt act, or on confession in open court," the Constitution says.
This definition of treason is narrow and requires a high burden of proof. Someone can only commit treason against the US in favor of another nation if the US is at war with said country. It also requires at least two witnesses, or for the alleged traitor to confess.
In order for Trump to have committed true treason, it must first be proven that the US is at war with Russia. But the terms "aid and comfort" are deliberately ambiguous, giving courts plenty of room to interpret what exactly those conditions mean.
Jens David Ohlin, vice dean and professor of constitutional law at Cornell Law School, told Business Insider that even without a formal declaration, there is a case to be made that Russia and the US are indeed at war.
"One argument would be that Russia has engaged in a covert cyber-intervention against US interests, including election meddling, that rises to the level of hostilities," he wrote. "However, an even better argument would be that Russia and the United States are on the opposite sides of various armed confrontations in Syria," he continued, referencing Russia's backing of the Syrian regime in opposition to the US' backing of anti-Assad rebel groups.
Wright and Ohlin both agreed Trump's comments open himself to greater legal liability, but to differing degrees. While Ohlin said the president's conduct at the summit increases the chances of him being impeached, Wright argued those chances will only increase if Trump is proven to have been blackmailed in some way by Russia.
"Trump is clearly helping Russia - whether it rises to the level of 'aid and comfort' would be for a jury to decide or for the House of Representatives to decide if it pursues articles of impeachment," Ohlin wrote.
Ohlin added that while most expected a Democratic House to impeach Trump for obstruction of justice in relation to his attacks on the Mueller probe, Trump's latest defense of Russia at the expense of the US makes it "more likely" for the House to pursue impeachment on articles of "treason or some other disloyalty-based allegation" if the Democrats win back a majority in this year's midterm elections.
This is truly just..embarrassing.
btw, the translation for 4:53 wasn't a plain "yes I did." Putin answered the question with "Yes, I wanted him to win." Didn't get the sentence after that.
From The Washington Post...
"Trump just colluded with Russia openly"
LOLOL
No he met with the worlds second largest nuclear country and discussed diplomatic relations. Would you rather war? Really?
Paragon Interesting. Have you done ANY research on American Russian History? How about Putin?
Paragon
Oh, you actually think that that's what they discussed? He was there for his performance review as an agent for Russia. Putin thinks he's doing great, btw and rewarded him with a symbolic championship soccer ball.
Lol, that soccer ball must be loaded with microphones. :D
Trump on whether he holds Putin responsible for election meddling: "I would, because he's in charge of the country"
Did Russia meddle with the 2016 election?
FBI: Yes
CIA: Yes
NSA: Yes
Witnesses: Yes
Putin: No
Trump- see I told you Russia didn’t do nothing.
tim as Then putin said yes but trump still denoes
Tim as: I like your post. Nice, creative, well organized and formatted.
And funny as hell!
Do you have evidence that Russia meddled with the 2016 election? Evidence that could be used to justify sanctioning russia even more.
FBI: No
CIA: No
NSA: No
Witnesses: No
Putin: No
Trump: see I told you Russia didn't do anything.
Trump does not have the kind of power to stop the evidence from being brought forth, so why is it that we have yet to see any action from the proper authorities on the issue?
Russia is a sovereign nation. There's no definitive 'action' that can be taken that wasn't already taken long before. Economic sanctions? Already done.
Looking at it pragmatically, America voted for warmer Russian relations, and the price is a president that will believe the president of Russia instead of every American intelligence agency.
We've seen Trump hs had meetings with Russian officals. We have seen he has laundered money after his last bankruptcy for Russian officals. We have evidence that Russia hacked into not only the election but elected officals private information and communications. You need to wake the hell up Zyxyx. Even if you DONT believe Trump had anythkng to do with it the mans a moron and he is wrecking every founding principle of this country. Not even our closest allies respect us under his leadership. His idiocy deserves impeachment. His actions that go agaimst America warrant execution as a traitor.
Fox news criticising Trump and hell freezing over on the same day, what are the odds.
I agree, and cnn never once criticized obamer? I honestly dont know but i feel like they did
Jack Mehan ... Got High School Diploma ?
Jack Mehan That’s right, no one is as bad as Obama! Except maybe cum and Kool-Aid swallowers.
Nah. I wanna hear from his staunch allies Hannity and Carlson
Jack Mehan they later said it was because of jet lag
2:49 you know it's bad when even Fox News joins in the anti-trump action.
That's another libtard crying though, isn't it? lol
That's what I was talking about,+Dak Lamerbusch. The Trump College Graduates here seem to neglect the fact that the "libtard tears" that are flowing lately is coming from Fox News. You know, their champion news station.
No, that's Neil Cavuto, a fox news host. He read some letters angry trump supporters sent him because he didn't praise him and spoke his mind. It was fucking embarassing to listen to. It was like reading middle school insults.
How easily you forget 8 years of crying on Fox News. Try not to embrace hypocrisy too much. Is it 'Libtard' or 'Libitard'? Your team needs to get its grammar straight, just saying.
That's kind of a Trumpster's thing, coarse, weak minded insults. Please, at least be clever. Liberals do not have a monopoly on snarky, at least they should'nt.
What else does it take to LOCK HIM UP?
Gixellia S. a democrat controlled house and senate
He didn't use private emails so in their logic he didn't do anything
Next in line to the crown is Pence. Would u like the change? Now at least u have somebody to entertain us all
Kris Malecki Trump will plenty entertaining in a cell waiting trial for treason.
actual proof that he commited treason
It's so tough to watch even for a non-citizen like me. Thank god for Stephen to make things a little lighter.
for some reason, watching his take on what happened makes me much angrier.
That’s exactly how I feel. My stomach is in pain after watching that footage.
It was a funny video
Johan Michael yes , same to me so I can remain SANE BECAUSE ALL IT'S INSANE 2 days of open insults to the United States made by the most hater of this country..... trump
Conservatives '08-'16: *Obama breathes * "Impeach him!!! He doesn't love America!!"
Conservatives '18: * Trump sides with a hostile foreign government over the intelligence community of the nation of which he represents*
"Witch hunt!! Witch hunt!!! M A G A !!!"
moonwalkingthroughlife - WAR WITH RUSSIA!!!!
Simple reason to your comment is
Obama:Black
Trump:White
Go Tell Your Mom you forgot about the extra scary 87 yr old George Soros. OMG everyone walk away briskly or he'll catch you!
So many witches getting locked up in these witch hunts... lol
moonwalkingthroughlife Barack Obama was a great President
How can you explain insanity? This whole country has lost not only it's gonads, it has totally lost it's collective mind!
they are spending their energies for destruction. they don't ever want to think that energies can be transferred, it cannot be destroyed. yeah, they can block the energy channels at the same time the amount of pressure build-up can lead to explosion. this is happening in American politics.
That constant flux of immigrants sure helped
@@NikiSaraswatiWhat do you mean ??
Not so! Our nation is still the greatest nation on Earth. But 23,000 lies while being President, and over 4,000 more while he was running, makes the people who voted for the orange ass-clown traitors. Many of us were warning other people that this buttbrain has never been anything but a lying huckster. I am a Republican but there was absolutely no way that I would ever commit treason by voting for a pathological liar, a racist, and a pathetic con man. Many of us voted against him, but unfortunately we were out voted by idiots that (I can only guess), were wooed by his ridiculous promises and his con man gimmicks.
Oh my gosh Stephen is a national treasure.
Steeldancer no, just another replaceable stooge
John Smith like your president orange
This is insane and easily the most embarrassing president I have ever seen in my lifetime. And I thought Bush wouldn’t be topped.
James Z 💯
A MW I don’t know what that means....
"A MW I don’t know what that means...."
It means A MW is an oppressed minority that cannot deal with the problems forced on them by the school system.
Bush junior is saying guess you miss me now.
When Trump's favorite news outlet Fox Opinion is turning on him, YOU KNOW HE EFFED UP!
Impeach him or just dump him in jail! Treason!
YES! YES! YES!
why not both? *Mexican music plays*
AWARHERO you cannot just dump him in jail he has rights, he is a horrible human being but that doesn’t mean we get to take his rights.
If by treason you mean being an adult with the president of a nuclear power, then sure.
@Ice Kapp: He's a criminal, and criminals go to prison.
"It must be nice, it must be nice, to have Vladimir on your side." --Hamilton
Ignorance is the death of societies.
Did you see not even FOX News is able to defend him on this one?
Bear Saliva when fox news denies trumps action, then trump really messed up.
MCD0И4LD TЯUMP3T, I am just amazed that FOX News is stepping up. It feels like the twilight zone.
MCD0И4LD TЯUMP3T insanity h annity too?
ColaMachine, And that is the beauty of this. The only silver lining really.
Bear Saliva
FOX is apart of Disney now.
I've got this bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.
same, like the torch and pitchfork store is having a sale and no one told me
I absolutely love you, I have the biggest crush on you. You imitate Donald Trump perfectly, you are a comedic genius and if you don't get an Emmy for your show you got rob. God bless
Patty Cake ME TOO!
You guys are going to cry when he wins presidency again.
Well, since that can't happen at this point, your statement is vacuously true.
--Dave, boolean logic
Which he will not.
I don't know how I could have survived THIS without Stephen! THANK YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!❤️
Can we get on with impeachment, Republicans? What else do you need to see?
ZECTCustomUnit: Pence is no doubt a crazed lunatic, but even he would do orders of magnitude less damage than 45*.
Grow a pair.
Paragon: We sure wish 45* would
We need to see proof that he is putting Americans in harms way. You know, real evil. Talking with another leader of a country is not proof of that. Neither is his ratings on news channels proof he should be impeached. Nor his blunt expressions, orange skin, NY accent, building a wall, not letting illegal people or unvetted refugees into our country. Neither is trying to push the DACA program , while your democrats are blocking it .
What you would have to prove is that someone is unfit. One example is rape. Another example is defending a rapist, and laughs about it. Another one is when people on their watch call for help and is ignored , and get killed, especially when that person was the person in charge...….and laughs about it in the courtroom.
Some peeps are impeached even before they make Presidency, in some cases I see.
You know Ellie, some people have to wait until the Nazi’s are at the door to believe what they should have known was true all along. Wise up. You are sounding stupid.
Looks like I pick the wrong week to quit drinking
Tadicuslegion78 😂😂
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
Lol, this is so depressing I'm about three quarters of the way thru that movie with a bad week!
Hahahahaha
Tadicuslegion78 : Airplane!
"Do you [Trump] own a mirror?"
I don't know, if I were Trump, I certainly wouldn't own a mirror.
Stephen, I love you, you are so prolific, you keep me going, I love your dancing, so funny, keep me laughing, happy, alert, inspire, thanks.
He blames his own country and allies with a adversary. He fights his allies and gets cozy with our enemies. Republicans where are you?😂🤣
Abdi Mohamud waiting after they clench s.court pick, trumps a year at best but judges are life...
Egypts Arab Spring, Failed Iran Contra Scandal (coked up America tho) killed Iraqs President based on the lies of WMDs, killed Libyas President, separated Crimea from Russia, + Just tried to kill Syria's President Assad..... JewSA is a total hypocrite 😂
jay folk not gonna be that easy, justice department is getting involved more heavily than usual for some reason
Trying to find Treasonous Trump's non existent balls.
CurlInSquatRaq no their not. Isis is the enemy you moron. The reason we dislike Russia is because they are doing shady shit like using spies in our country and killing people in our allies countries. That's why we are not happy with them
Putin has got a very good poker face, but I think sometimes he is really fighting to not burst out in laughter during this press conference
Reporter: Do you have any dirt on Trump?
Putin: *giggles*
richard Right, he was yawning and smacking his lips, like, dafuq he goin shut his stoopid mouth whilst tRUMP was babbling on at the press conf
He did
richard He has a baby face...
O.P. Yates We are not subjects. Trumpelstiltskin is supposed to be working for us.
Dear Stephen - you are all core, and I love it all. Good luck & take care xx
5:15 Putin said “yes I wanted him to win”, not “yes I did (referring to directing his officials)”
Max I figured as much. I don’t ever trust subtitles. I watch anime and know Japanese and they get the subs wrong all the time.
Thank you! 😊
I understand subtitles have to be short....still....they could have written the whole sentence!
If Fox News is going to turn on him, then its all over for Trump.
Merrin If you read the comments section of the latest FOX videos, you'll see its 50/50 now which is a big change from the normal orange Kool-Aid drinking nutbars over there.
JCTiggs tbf the Russian bots could be busy elsewhere which is why it looks like that, they're all over the British videos of all the protests against him last week atm saying the protests didn't happen and most of the country loves him despite tens of thousands of people during the work day taking to the streets to tell the orange cunt he isn't welcome... give it a week they'll be done there and back to boosting foxs ratings you'll see, sad but true :/
Merrin - Hannity is the barometer and he's currently flexing his muscles by doing pretzel twists in trying to spin Donny's words
No chance Fox goes against him. They are in too deep. And even if they did, I doubt if those that watch that network would accept it...It would just be - "The deep state has taken over Fox News!"
Stephen Colbert is a national treasure.
No, he is not. He is a relic of sanity
Well he's an idiot in real time. 🤣
"Why'd we have those SEXY battleships in our BIG JUICY harbor?" That's Brian Stack! Hilarious
You'd never guess that Stephan is 54. What a boss. He takes good care of himself.
I'm no fan of Trump, and this may seem like bias, but for God's sake, now is the time for impeachment!
Anhedonic Author That's not bias, its common sense
brian brush i mean Putin literally said in this clip Trump is his puppet 😑
you know times are hard when even Fox is bashing liar-in-chief.
+Benzaiten - Well, now tucker Carlson is telling his sheep audience that Mexico colluded with the elections more than Russia.. it's ridiculous but the moronic trumptards will probably believe that too.
Tucker is not smart enough to come up with that himself. He doubtless learned it from a ten year old. Perhaps Bart Simpson himself, like the time when Marge confronts him with a question which reveals she is hot on the trail of his latest solo misdemeanour, to which he replies "That's a good question, and I have a question for you: where was Lisa last night when she was supposed to be tucked up in bed?"
benzaiten....you bring up a great point. wow, this guy from fox was ripping!
angeloftruth....thanks for your point. they surely will look for something/anything to deflect this complete, utter mess.
Hillary Clinton tried to tell us.
Happy No Collusion Day!
Hillary Clinton tried to tell us what? No Collusion? Yes! NO COLLUSION.
I couldn't stay up late to hear Stephen's take on the summit......thank God for RUclips!
Dump Trump.
*murderer is caught red-handed*
Murderer: "I didn't do it!"
Officer (who sounds like Chief Wiggum in my head): "Well, there's nothing we can do here, boys, man says he didn't do it so he's clearly innocent."
TimeandMonotony
You can
TimeandMonotony
People will do
nice
LOL true
Yeah, but did he say it with power and strength?
Thank god for you comedians! To make light of this messed situation is needed.
That dancing for the cameras! Lol . perfect
A FOX host called Trumps performance 'disgusting'.
A FOX host.
Christ I need a drink. I can't handle this reality this week.
TheOneWhoMightBe 😂😂😂
Happy No Collusion Day!
I hope you didn't drink too much trying to handle all that "reality"
LOL! Better check where you get your reality from. Your clowns told you wrong.
NO COLLUSION.
I’m kinda confused what America even is at this point and I live here.
Justin Mcmullen well it looks like we have a kleptocracy with a prez who wants to roll like an autocrat but wishes he could be a full on dictator
Justin Mcmullen I can answer that in one word my friend, it's a ...mess!!
There was a trump ad to fight fake news for this video. ROFL
"One star. I drowned. Great band though." Ah ha ha ha! Too funny.
"Both countries are to blame" Reminds me of Charlottesville!
That must be a very wet tape!
both countries are to blame, who caused ISIS to develope in the middle east? who destroyed Libya, Afghanistan, and Iraq while at the same time destroying our relations with every big country around the world. you libs are ridiculous.
Warren, Charlottesville??? What do you think about the other 10,000 murders in America?
Lion Heart calling libs ridiculous while listing off incidents the republicans created. Smart.
Warren Webber
Iraq war was fully backed by american democrats what world do you live in? Also should I link the video of Hilary laughing when Gadhaffi was killed under Obamas presidency and her as secretary of state causing ISIS to develope in North africa and the middle east while simultaneously causing the immigrant and refugee crisis in europe. Not only are you ridiculous but delusional and you do zero fact checking.
Trump was like, "the guy that broke into my house is completely innocent."
Bridin84 He broke in, his fingerprints are everywhere, but don't worry it's okay he told me it wasn't him!
Please, he’d claim he was black, try to say he felt up Melania and take out an ad in the paper calling for the death penalty after he found out it was only Melania escaping!
omfg @ the little piano bit @ 3:02
lmao im dying
I think its great. Its good that they get along each other so well.
I am not drunk enough for this entire year.
Just gotta say, those american reporters seemed nervous and deservedly so. To be in front of a man who actually kills people in their profession and ask those questions, everyone should be proud of them.
thank u bro,, nice work
I’m dead right now!🤣🤣🤣🤣
notice the smirk on Putins face as he stands beside the potus, what a joke
Gary Friesen because Drumpfy has a little something leftover on his face from their closed door meeting.
For a person who goes on and on about being 'strong', Trump always manages to appear weak and feeble when dealing with dictators.
Like a star struck teenager...
Ste---only you Hillary supporters want a war with Russia, the rest of Americans do not. Stop crying that you lost---you are sound like Black NFL PLayers
Roman Darius - You are write like Kindergarten.
Nobody wanted a damn war with Russia. But Putin wants to weaken EU and USA, and he knew that Hillary is tougher.
Hirnlego999 - Logic doesn’t work on these blockheads, but you are correct, of course.
Stephen, I hope you know how much we need you. You and Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Trevor Noah, Jon Stewart (when he blesses us with his presence)... I spend a ridiculous amount of time watching you and your compatriots, helping me to find a way to laugh through this nightmare.
It's been said many times that if you don't laugh, you'll cry. I may still have done a bit of the latter, but without you I think I'd be huddled in a corner, having sobbed my way into a fugue state.
I picked a good episode to stay up for.
Usually when Trump makes an oops, Fox News just deflects, either changing the subject or busting out the 'whatabout' isms. For them to denote his mistake outright - yikes. Trump and Hannity's relationship status just got changed to "It's Complicated".
"Putin was strong & powerful" & Drumpf was weak & pathetic!
Putin "strong and powerful." Sounds like comments on an arm wrestling match.
Steve Bulbow MD Spanky has a serious crush on Putin
Funniest part of this was when John Batiste played a Thelonius Monk melody right after Stephen Colbert delivered the pee pee tape punch line. Do you know what song he played? It's called, "Trinkle Tinkle" LOL!
its a good job Stephen is here to think for me.
I can't even laugh at this hilarious monologue. I'm disgusted
Holy crap, I can't wait for Sean Hanity to explain this one!
Bear Saliva you will be disappointed
Bear Saliva. I can't wait to hear Sanders
I can't wait for *Giuliani* to explain this one!
M Donovan, this whole thing is disappointing. I expected I was going to like to see Trump fail. But this is incredibly depressing.
I can't wait for my idiot coworkers to explain it too. Ha!
7:07 After Colbert makes the "pee pee tape" quip, the song that the pianist picks out is a classic jazz tune by Thelonious Monk entitled "Trinkle Tinkle."
Putin didn’t say: Yes, I did.
Learn Russian. He said: Yes, I want him to win...
Does that change anything? Russia still interfered in the election to help Trump.
#TreasonSummit
well you could always ask singapore to organise another one again.
#HelsinkiSubmit
Where are the ones who swore/affirmed that they will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC? We sure could use your assistance right about now!!
...Stephen's milkshake definitely brings all the spies to the yard!
--Dave, dem cake moves
6:52 That laugh is basically "You have no idea".
Trump isn't his usual smug, 'I know everything and I'm right" self here, there's notes of hesitation, almost meekness - even HE knows he's maxing out the BS meter on this one.
Azure Balmung Personally, I thought it was because Trump *knew* he was standing next to a man who is clearly more powerful than him and more confident in that power. It's not just that Putin has him in his pocket, it's that Trump *knows* he's in his pocket, which quite the accomplishment given how his narcissism usually makes him think he is always the smartest guy in the room.
Please. You’re reading him all wrong. The man can’t spell meek, let alone act that way
Azure Balmung rrc
Chump doesn't even realize a BS meter exists. One doesn't really need a meter when you're 100 percent full of shit all of the time.
Robin Laurence people can act in ways they can’t otherwise define.
Damn we are f#%ked!
Wishy washy wishy washy. No ticky no laundry. Hmm so he's laundering money.
Stephen is getting very good at this hehe. His jokes are genius!
What's genius about telling lies and having zero content other than anti-Trump everything?
By the way, Happy No Collusion Day!
Wonder what Colbert will talk about now? Splitting hairs on the definition of "NO COLLUSION FOUND?"
LOLOL
This was Shocking! This day will go down in infamy
"A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves." - Ed R. Murrow
Catching up on these, so now I'm looking for Stephen's reaction to Trump's "I mispoke" o.O
Treason is a capital offence and is punishable by death.
Incorrect. By 1965, capital punishment had been abolished for almost all crimes, but was still mandatory (unless the offender was pardoned or the sentence commuted) for high treason until 1998. By section 36 of the Crime and Disorder Act 1998 the maximum punishment for high treason became life imprisonment.
Except by a president. 'Though collusion is not a crime', conspiracy to conduct treason is.
America needs this show! Really needed to laugh today. Thanks Everyone at the Late Show!
We have to impeach this President
Unrelated Popcorn Fire, Your Honor republicans wont until at least after they get their 2nd s.court judge.
I say we pickle him and put him on display with a big sign saying "Don't Be A Trump"
Unrelated Popcorn Fire, Your Honor I’ve been saying that publicly for more than a year.
so if u have a s.court judge appointed by a president who later get's verdict of guilty for treason, you'll keep these probably compromised judges anyways?
that seems like super dumb and harmful?
“Safe word: pumpkin patch “, gold
brilliant mr. Colbert !
Its a sad day in America
its probably historic day for humanity.Zealots first time felt what common sense is about. peace from Russia.
vanya ivan its nothing wrong with peace .peace good but fact is fact I love everybody
evilsports 5.0 everything is wrong with war. that's what I used to say. but no.
Thank you, Stephen. After this day of such anger and frustration, I could not wait to watch your show. It was hilarious, as usual.
You're angry and frustrated because someone on TV told you to. Oh no, Trump met and was cordial with the leader of a nuclear power! The Horror!
He was cordial? Lol, that's what you call an act of treason? You must be a trumptard. Please go away.
Ana Medina
No amount of comedy could make what I saw palatable.
Ana Medina Where did you get your last name?
How is this moron hilarious???
bahaha I didn't see the server/master joke coming.
Captain Smoke well then you must not be the brightest, huh
Bright enough to not lick the ass of a lunatic orang utan.
The summit from Hel....sinki ... i just got it doh
It's nice to see an employee gush so much about their employer.
People are likely calling this spineless, and I can't help but notice that Trump, who usually makes hand gestures galore when talking, has both hands firmly planted on the podium for most of the conference.....as if he's suddenly lacking a spine to remain upright with.
Azure Balmung and nervously fidgeting while sitting next to punkin. No doubt who the biatch is now!
By the end of this he won't even have enough spine for a decent shiver to run up.
Azure Balmung
I hadn't noticed that. Great catch.
ah the old nesting doll joke, never fails. probably the 10th time ive heard it in the last few days, but stephen said it so i guess i'll let it slide. please stephen save us!
Thelonius Monk’s “Trinkle, Trinkle” at 7:11
Trump is such a disgrace! How is this man still president? I couldn’t get away with half of this as a McDonalds employee!!!
Colbert is a beast!!! Love him 💗
Ok I died at the FDR part
oh god i love this man!! stephen Colbert!
imagine being Hillary Clinton, losing the election almost two years ago; but still being the main talking point on all republican discussions!!!
1strikerLacazate 505 she won.
She deserves to be president.
*+Sam Sung* Uh, no, she _does not_ "deserve" to be president. _Bernie Sanders_ deserves to be president. Hillary Clinton just happens to be a better, more deserving option compared to the _current_ president, but when I say that you also need to keep in mind that friggin' _Richard Nixon_ is a better, more deserving option compared to Agolf Twitler, so that's _really_ not saying a lot...
GrahamChapman My sick would make a better president than KKKREMLIN Donnie
Corruption at is finest..
The Summit from Hell sinky - brilliant.
Love for Stephen Colbert