This Monologue Goes Out To You, Mr. President

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  • Опубликовано: 1 май 2017
  • 'Face the Nation's' 'John Dickerson had the willpower to ignore the President's insults during their conversation in the White House. Luckily, Stephen doesn't have that same constraint.
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  • @wedgewizard5429
    @wedgewizard5429 7 лет назад +1133

    Don't fire him, give him a raise, that roasting was epic.

    • @aparker8220
      @aparker8220 7 лет назад +14

      Hear, hear!

    • @rbilodeau
      @rbilodeau 7 лет назад +21

      I've always wondered what roasted t-rex tastes like. Now I know. It tastes like justice.

    • @brenayala7829
      @brenayala7829 7 лет назад +8

      agreed!!!

    • @dariusmccaskill354
      @dariusmccaskill354 7 лет назад +3

      Robert Bilodeau and I like my justice well done!

    • @gussmanning8744
      @gussmanning8744 7 лет назад

      Democrats are sly demons. They're already scheming for the next election. They're plan is to bring as many young people to homosexuality as possible. Then announce someone like Stephen Colbert as their candidate. Just wait and see.

  • @bunnygirl1208
    @bunnygirl1208 7 лет назад +2619

    Can we just stop for a moment and appreciate "You have more people marching against you than Cancer"

    • @anachristina9543
      @anachristina9543 6 лет назад +32

      Shortcake lol seriously, everyday we march hahaha

    • @carloscjr23
      @carloscjr23 6 лет назад +49

      That was pure gold.
      He deserves a HBO channel

    • @marcofreire1595
      @marcofreire1595 6 лет назад +85

      Interesting, as Donald Trump is effectively the human form of cancer.

    • @IONAPINKMOXIE
      @IONAPINKMOXIE 6 лет назад +19

      Marco Freire I love that! I also like that he said Presi-dunce

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 6 лет назад +51

      It's funny because it's true!
      Then it's terrifying because it's true.

  • @maaria_w
    @maaria_w 4 года назад +384

    This has aged well, except for the toilet paper bit. Shoulda saved that roll, Stephen.

    • @keesbrown7230
      @keesbrown7230 3 года назад +4

      hahahahahaha glad that at least one of those is gone now

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 2 года назад +4

      Paper towels would b appropriate 😂😂

    • @deansheets
      @deansheets 2 года назад +1

      Toiletpaper makes alot more sense now lol

  • @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364
    @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 4 года назад +513

    When trump said “I don’t stand by anything” it reminded me of a alexander Hamilton quote: “Those who stand for nothing fall for everything” and I’m pretty sure that sums up Donald quite well.

    • @Hornswroggle
      @Hornswroggle 4 года назад +6

      He just wants to make the founders look prescient at this point.

    • @rznl445
      @rznl445 4 года назад +3

      I liked your comment.....but gave you a personal like for the title. 👍👍

    • @coffeecrumbs2036
      @coffeecrumbs2036 3 года назад +14

      What do you want Burr? IF YOU STAND FOR NOTHING BURR WHAT WILL YOU FALL FOR?

    • @AdoraBelle207
      @AdoraBelle207 3 года назад +3

      I love that quote ❤️☄️🌟

    • @ernestopadamendi
      @ernestopadamendi 3 месяца назад

      It reminded me of how easily you cannot think for yourself by quoting other people

  • @Jasonblade9012
    @Jasonblade9012 7 лет назад +1533

    "I am a detailed oriented person" this said by Trump is the best joke of 2017

    • @skylerwstanley
      @skylerwstanley 7 лет назад +30

      Jason Blade bullet point oriented haha

    • @thandie67
      @thandie67 7 лет назад +29

      Jason Blade he acually said "I am a details ..." lol

    • @VOmaker
      @VOmaker 7 лет назад +26

      To paraphrase a line from an old (80s) movie, Trump wouldn't know a detail if it begged him all night long!

    • @guycastonguay9633
      @guycastonguay9633 7 лет назад +16

      No one respects women more than me Daffy Donald says as he is groping one!

    • @turdburglar6718
      @turdburglar6718 7 лет назад +1

      Lol na man the best joke is this liberal ass comment section😂😂😂

  • @KaiZenAmen
    @KaiZenAmen 7 лет назад +2508

    11:12 One of the most savage roasts in history...

  • @acciousername6776
    @acciousername6776 5 лет назад +302

    Ah, the 'c**k holster' monologue... this one is timeless :)

    • @ernestcossiboom2512
      @ernestcossiboom2512 4 года назад +1

      It looks like you qualify as a holster yourself.

    • @misterflibble6601
      @misterflibble6601 3 года назад +10

      @@ernestcossiboom2512 As do you

    • @EEM1978
      @EEM1978 3 года назад +18

      This monologue is a stone-cold classic! And even funnier now that Trump has been voted out.

    • @ourkeving
      @ourkeving 12 дней назад

      If only someone had stuffed impeachys² pie hole. 2024 and it still lies and now its blatant fascist talk. Lock him up

  • @wazz1154
    @wazz1154 6 лет назад +358

    As a lady from the UK, I love Stephen!! Because of health problems I have to take many pain meds in the morning, and whilst these meds kick in, Stephen makes me laugh so hard 🤣. A great start to my day, thanks Stephen👏👏👏

    • @SFSAdriana
      @SFSAdriana 5 лет назад +8

      Chronic pain is no joke. Wishing you the best.
      Question, is there an opiod crisis there? Does that make it harder for you to get the medicine you need?

    • @angelajoseph6709
      @angelajoseph6709 4 года назад

      Adriana Vargas Hall Please let me know of a pain med in USA. My doctor used to prescribe and opioid but stopped. Now there seems to be nothing prescribed and suggested is some sort of activity/management to combat pain:-/

    • @dianagraziosi896
      @dianagraziosi896 4 года назад +1

      @Wendy Adams My heart goes out to you.. and I also love Stephen Colbert as well.. keep laughing my dear I know it can help. Take care.

    • @c.i.a.932
      @c.i.a.932 3 года назад +1

      Wendy Adams yes saying disgusting things about someone’s sexual orientation is funny.
      m.ruclips.net/video/Esj7i7Rs7fc/видео.html

    • @Jadeskorpion
      @Jadeskorpion 3 года назад +2

      It's been a few years, Wendy, are you feeling any better? It's gotta feel good knowing you don't live here 😆😅

  • @shaydannyable
    @shaydannyable 7 лет назад +1146

    I lost it at "you have more people marching against you than cancer"

    • @abdalln8554
      @abdalln8554 7 лет назад +41

      I don't like trump but damn son, even i'm feeling bad for him after a roast like that!

    • @CapnBubblez
      @CapnBubblez 7 лет назад +30

      Danny Este that is literally the only factual rebuttal you/republicans have. Yes, he is president and yes millions of liberals, democrats, republicans and human beings ARE still crying over the election, Because; his victory is not a victory for any person, plant, animal or planet that is lucky to still currently exist before he is given access to it. To support a victory that does not support anyone but the victor is detatched and delusional, particularly when that person is a president. And that's why people are still crying, because logically, that doesn't make sense!!!!! We cry because of your ignorance, literally.

    • @oldpossum
      @oldpossum 7 лет назад +12

      Lucy "Clitoris" Alauf, let's be real here:
      This Swiss guy is telling you that the content of your post is as shitty as your knowledge of English grammar.

    • @musicblind944
      @musicblind944 7 лет назад +33

      That's not how a free society works. The higher a person's office, the more protected your speech against that office is.
      That is why we have one set of libel laws for the general public and a separate set of liability laws for public figures.
      I'm sure you didn't feel anyone should be reprimanded because they spoke against the President of the United States when that President was Obama.

    • @Chupathingy444
      @Chupathingy444 7 лет назад +12

      @David Bryant Thank you for giving a sane, tactful reply. Keep it up.

  • @jeffc9173
    @jeffc9173 7 лет назад +482

    By the way as a gay man, I did not find his joke homophobic. Those who did need to get a life and lighten up.

    • @christinescottthomson686
      @christinescottthomson686 7 лет назад

      Jeffrey Creevy i

    • @javiruiz780
      @javiruiz780 7 лет назад +22

      I'm gay and I have no idea why anything was homophobic

    • @CanadianRoadRunner3
      @CanadianRoadRunner3 7 лет назад +5

      yet you used "fuck you" as an insult.

    • @jcybarra1
      @jcybarra1 7 лет назад +12

      He just mentions that people engage in oral sex. Your response is like calling the phrase, "if you like them so much why don't you marry them," anti-marriage. As a gay man, this seems normal to me. In fact, I think you are homophobic for finding the discussion of man on man sex offensive.

    • @jhnwllms47
      @jhnwllms47 7 лет назад +8

      I still do not understand what he said that was homophobic. Republicans are mostly homophobic.

  • @jvnne00
    @jvnne00 6 лет назад +148

    Stephen Colbert, thank you, for turning the repulsion I feel toward the “pricktator” of USA into comedy gold.

  • @sonjiyoung2426
    @sonjiyoung2426 6 лет назад +48

    Shit got real when Stephen said...
    “But I sir, am no John Dickerson."

  • @Timbone07
    @Timbone07 7 лет назад +116

    He insulted the journalist to his face. What a disgrace, I would have ended the interview then and there

    • @thatonestormtrooper2760
      @thatonestormtrooper2760 7 лет назад +17

      Timbone well unlike trump he's a Profesional and knows he has a job to do despite petty insults

    • @rifklein6825
      @rifklein6825 7 лет назад +1

      Well that's still very polite from you too!! Cause if it were me, Oh boy!! I would get kicked off!!! And he won't ever invite a journalist again cause I would cursed his stupid head and he would be straight up with him, with no joke!!!

    • @jessestrings
      @jessestrings 7 лет назад +2

      nah the journalist has more class and mettle than trump to let a child's insult get to him. if it were the other way around trump would bitch about it on twitter after leaving the interview. i mean when he was asked his opinion on the wiretapping claims he cut the interview there.

    • @freddoflintstono9321
      @freddoflintstono9321 7 лет назад

      That's actually the thing missing from all those interviews. As soon as he calls someone or a channel "Fake News", the ones with cojones should get up and go - or ask him straight to his face if he means "liars" (if he ducks that he's toast, and if he says yes it's time for pull up some juicy hard facts, there are plenty).

    • @thatonestormtrooper2760
      @thatonestormtrooper2760 7 лет назад

      Freddo Flintstono then why does he avoid actual journalism? you know why. it serves his narrative to say the media is all liars

  • @sixofone1307
    @sixofone1307 7 лет назад +1281

    Love how Trump didn't even get the meaning of 'no corners in the Oval office for any pres. to hide'. He actually LITERALLY thought it meant corners in which to hide visually. What a mental case.

    • @MrKnowdatruth
      @MrKnowdatruth 7 лет назад +5

      Mina Panina But yet he beat every big politician to be president. President Trump is very smart, go and check his IQ score as well and you'll see it's up there with the Bill Gates of the world.

    • @julianamakjm
      @julianamakjm 7 лет назад +52

      MrKnowdatruth I think you live in LaLa land. I would love the CV of Donald Trump next to Bill Gates. I think you might be in for shock.

    • @julianamakjm
      @julianamakjm 7 лет назад +7

      MrKnowdatruth By the way I worked for Gates in one off his oversee research clinics.

    • @rythem2032
      @rythem2032 7 лет назад +15

      MrKnowdatruth Good joke

    • @michaellejeune7715
      @michaellejeune7715 7 лет назад +6

      And just a couple of days later Sean Spicer found a way to circumvene that pickle. "Hmm a picture of Bush here.. Bush? Bushes! .. Run and hide from the evil media!!"

  • @penelopepetite2228
    @penelopepetite2228 6 лет назад +918

    6 months later and this is still the most savage thing I have ever seen. Freaking, love Colbert!

  • @rosenbaum75
    @rosenbaum75 5 лет назад +479

    One good thing about Trump, he's brought out the brilliance in Stephen Colbert. I mean, Stephen destroys Trump on a daily basis. Thank you, Stephen, you, Trevor Noah, and Seth Meyers keep me sane.
    Edit: Oh, John Oliver too! Almost forgot.

    • @ProbInsane
      @ProbInsane 4 года назад +8

      Cringe

    • @califinn
      @califinn 4 года назад +7

      Colbert's a mouthpiece

    • @johnnyf8227
      @johnnyf8227 4 года назад +4

      IT'S ME FROM 713 you’re not very bright are you.

    • @ArchierounD
      @ArchierounD 4 года назад +3

      haha funy show host make funy orange man bad haha lol

    • @pepsicola4718
      @pepsicola4718 4 года назад +3

      @Ken White Rhetorical questions can be ended with a period genius.

  • @SilverDragon33Productions
    @SilverDragon33Productions 7 лет назад +1118

    Isn't that the Verizon Coverage map?

    • @ayszhang
      @ayszhang 7 лет назад +29

      Edward Corbett savage

    • @HxH2011DRA
      @HxH2011DRA 7 лет назад +5

      XD

    • @bdiddy20128
      @bdiddy20128 7 лет назад +20

      love it, thats freaking hilarious

    • @Fifthelement203
      @Fifthelement203 7 лет назад +16

      Edward Corbett it totally is 😂😂😂

    • @wildalain
      @wildalain 7 лет назад +16

      YO I FUCKING SCREAMED LAUGHING AT THIS

  • @reneemmen2578
    @reneemmen2578 7 лет назад +707

    "Leader of the free World..."...I'm sorry to say, but you Americans are past that station.

    • @edwardliu111
      @edwardliu111 7 лет назад

      Rene Emmen by whom might I ask?

    • @Sachin6197
      @Sachin6197 7 лет назад +20

      Rene Emmen a homeless person is smart than Drumpf

    • @mbabaneamputee7725
      @mbabaneamputee7725 7 лет назад +1

      Who is then? China? LUL

    • @badideabearcub2747
      @badideabearcub2747 7 лет назад +21

      Rene Emmen If not even your teammates are following you, how do you call yourself a leader?

    • @TeddyKrimsony
      @TeddyKrimsony 7 лет назад +37

      The Freest nation on Earth is Switzerland, America is nowhere near free

  • @mcreyrey
    @mcreyrey 5 лет назад +114

    THIS was when I started watching Colbert religiously. Even went to Ed Sullivan Theater to watch its live taping.

  • @sonjiyoung2426
    @sonjiyoung2426 6 лет назад +283

    Stephen: “Yes. And if you put your ear to it like a seashell you can hear all of them rolling in their graves."
    Me: 😂😂😂💀💀💀
    BEST MONOLOGUE OF ALL TIME

    • @girliejax
      @girliejax 4 года назад +4

      Yesssss that took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshuaogle9458
    @joshuaogle9458 7 лет назад +765

    Watching Trump hide behind his desk because he was asked if he stood by *his own quote* was one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.

  • @DeesonJame
    @DeesonJame 7 лет назад +757

    If anything, he should be getting more sponsors.

    • @tomjackman5920
      @tomjackman5920 7 лет назад +14

      And yet the thumbs up votes outnumber the thumbs down votes 8:1.

    • @sneekiepete
      @sneekiepete 7 лет назад +1

      hmmmmmm .... and you tube NEVER messes with the numbers ...ill sell you mars for 50 dollars ....

    • @NPlutonium
      @NPlutonium 7 лет назад +2

      Deeson Jame Are you kidding? You can't insult the president like that.

    • @ananditasaxena1411
      @ananditasaxena1411 7 лет назад +10

      yes you can its called freedom of speech

    • @sk84ev42
      @sk84ev42 7 лет назад +4

      anandita saxena thats bs, you should have respect for whoever is in the oval office and if you want to be disrespectful you can get the fuck out of the country

  • @cooldesigner501
    @cooldesigner501 6 лет назад +156

    I do not understand how Mr. Dickerson keeps a straight face when interviewing. It must be part of the comedy ;-)

    • @bhuges6124
      @bhuges6124 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂exactly. McDonald is a joke so it's hard to keep a straight face on and not piss laughing at Macdonald and his stupid orange face and cheap yellow wig

  • @mysunnybird
    @mysunnybird 6 лет назад +403

    Stephen Colbert is BRILLIANT !!! In the middle of all those horrible news about Trump, he makes us laugh........ that is talent !!!

    • @wildone106
      @wildone106 5 лет назад +3

      Meanwhile a sitting president and presidential candidate weaponized the FBI to try and stop him and/or do a silent coup to remove him. You guys are fucking traitors.

    • @WoWhistorian
      @WoWhistorian 4 года назад +6

      @@wildone106 You genuinely have no idea what you're talking about and are just parroting Republican propaganda without doing any sort of research or critical thinking. For fuck's sake, you guys sit here and accuse Obama of trying to stop him/arrange a coup while at the same time criticizing him for not doing anything about the Russian interference earlier when the whole reason he didn't was TO NOT INFLUENCE THE ELECTION.
      One of the biggest reasons Hillary lost was because Comey, who was the head of the fucking FBI under Obama, announced that he was reopening his investigation into her right before the election, causing a ton of undecided voters to lose confidence in her.
      You guys scrutinize every isolated event and look for some way to blame it on Obama, Hillary or Democrats in general and accuse them of doing something illegal without bothering to even TRY to look at all of them together and how ridiculous it would be if it were true.
      I guess your default stance WOULD be to assume that you're all the victim of some conspiracy where all the people involved are too god damn incompetent to do anything, because that's literally what the party you so fervently and thoughtlessly support is. A bunch of inept morons who want to commit crimes and consolidate power but fuck up everything they touch, leaving all but a select few worse for it.
      I'm so sick of you Trump supporters and your stupid bullshit.

    • @R.M.3.14
      @R.M.3.14 2 года назад +3

      @@wildone106 and yet your orange guy LITERALLY STARTED A COUP!

    • @wildone106
      @wildone106 2 года назад

      @@R.M.3.14 You mean the coup nancy tried twice to remove him by impeachment? lol

    • @R.M.3.14
      @R.M.3.14 2 года назад +3

      @@wildone106 she didn’t ‘try’ to impeach him-she did. Twice. With bipartisan support.
      Trump is a twice impeached, failed coup figure head that is a seditious traitor.

  • @MaliceInCandyland
    @MaliceInCandyland 7 лет назад +329

    The Trump admin is wasting taxpayer money to investigate Colbert for joking that Trump has a crush on Putin. Let that sink in.

    • @NarutosDemonForm
      @NarutosDemonForm 7 лет назад +19

      And the FCC dropped it, so Colbert is in the clear lol

  • @elopezrivaie7230
    @elopezrivaie7230 7 лет назад +406

    Finally!! Trump never apologized for all the insults he dished out why should Colbert.

    • @daltonburnett7181
      @daltonburnett7181 7 лет назад +4

      And noone expects him to, I don't think anyone on the right wants him shutdown or to apologize...

    • @melvinascencio7778
      @melvinascencio7778 7 лет назад +12

      Edgar Lppez Thank YOU Stephen shouldn't apologize Trump NEVER apologized for what he has said over the years and STEPHEN IS THE BEST HE DESERVES HIGH RATINGS LONG LIVE STEPHEN COLBERT

    • @josephrapoza7446
      @josephrapoza7446 7 лет назад

      Colbert is an ass.

    • @wilable70
      @wilable70 7 лет назад +4

      joseph rapoza Waaaaaaaah! Bitch.

    • @philrow9652
      @philrow9652 7 лет назад

      smarter then you

  • @Ethan-yk3hi
    @Ethan-yk3hi 6 лет назад +32

    This should go down as one of the greatest late night takedowns of all time.

  • @melissalemar3295
    @melissalemar3295 7 месяцев назад +18

    Just watched this again. I'm so grateful we had Steven on television during this horrible time!

    • @keesbrown7230
      @keesbrown7230 6 месяцев назад

      Same

    • @mikekolokowsky
      @mikekolokowsky 4 месяца назад

      He looks so YOUNG.

    • @OurFoundingLiars
      @OurFoundingLiars 4 месяца назад

      Some people woke up to Stevens propaganda and some people go back and thank him for the brainwashing

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks 3 месяца назад

      @@OurFoundingLiars See you at Donnie's sentencing hearing! Will be wild!

  • @TanviPurohit86551
    @TanviPurohit86551 7 лет назад +875

    The best line was, 'if I walked into the Oval Office and saw you sitting there, I'd cry too.' This was one of the best monologues given by you! Please comtinue to keep us sane for the next 4 years or as you called it 1368 days!😐

    • @spiritussublime
      @spiritussublime 7 лет назад +2

      Jay Zenitram apparently, what was censored was "c#ck", which is an even better insult.

    • @loujban
      @loujban 7 лет назад +1

      Tanvi Purohit he didn't say ass. you need to rotate 180°

    • @sebastianartola8507
      @sebastianartola8507 7 лет назад +3

      Tanvi Purohit 1368? Fuck, I thought I heard 1358 😂.

    • @rebecca8525
      @rebecca8525 7 лет назад +2

      FUGP, did you ever see Colbert when he had a show on Comedy Central from 2005-2014?

    • @TheWinezen
      @TheWinezen 7 лет назад +2

      FUGP nope. that is the proper way to peel the banana skin off without getting any remnant inner skin still attached to your banana

  • @ZeppelinPietrPryor
    @ZeppelinPietrPryor 7 лет назад +572

    Where is the homophobia in this monologue? I'm a member of the LGBT+ community and I laughed my ass off throughout the entire video!

    • @samus88
      @samus88 7 лет назад +9

      You carry a card too for that membership? No.
      You're either gay, bisexual, or transexual. Sexual orientation isn't a community. You're just a normal person. Your sex life is as private as anyone elses.
      You're probably going to reply with some insult or tell me I'm being whatever the fuck. But I'm sick of this shit... you're a fucking person. Start acting like one.

    • @ZeppelinPietrPryor
      @ZeppelinPietrPryor 7 лет назад +27

      willprogresivo i'm not insulted nor am I going to insult you. I'm bisexual but I imagined being met with comments of "choose a side!" Or "you're just greedy"

    • @ZeppelinPietrPryor
      @ZeppelinPietrPryor 7 лет назад +16

      In regards to it being a community I think of all the resources such as LGBT or GSA clubs. I use the plus for those who do not fit into LGB or T despite how valid others think those identities are.

    • @Aj-sn1dp
      @Aj-sn1dp 7 лет назад +24

      willprogresivo So, if sexual orientation is private, who are you to say there's only gay, bi, or trans? It's not your business therefore you don't get to put a limit on how people feel.

    • @samus88
      @samus88 7 лет назад +8

      +Beebo There are only two sexes on human beings. That's biologically true and you don't need to hear anyone talk about their sexual orientation to know the possible ones.

  • @brittaniejones6807
    @brittaniejones6807 6 лет назад +40

    “We all do, Sir” 😂😂😂 I love it!!!

  • @flipfloppoet4377
    @flipfloppoet4377 6 лет назад +131

    Even if I live for another 100 years, this will still be the best monologue ever to be aired on TV.

    • @benjaminroberts7411
      @benjaminroberts7411 Год назад +1

      👍😁 An epic takedown for sure!!

    • @ltvagabond
      @ltvagabond Год назад +1

      Never get into a battle of wits with a professional comedian and improv actor. Also, never go into a battle of wits unarmed ;)

  • @Kristen2344
    @Kristen2344 7 лет назад +1777

    As a Canadian I am just flabbergasted at this whole situation..... WTF
    Colbert, you're awesome

    • @TheKevinGHutton
      @TheKevinGHutton 7 лет назад +65

      As a Brit who's in the process of emigrating to America, I'm questioning my life choices.

    • @krawr2187
      @krawr2187 7 лет назад +6

      TheKevinGHutton are you white? If yes, practice "not-racism white nationalism"
      Also become more selfish! Because every Trump supporter is overwhelmingly selfish

    • @TheKevinGHutton
      @TheKevinGHutton 7 лет назад +17

      Kristen2344 I know it is. I have faith in the good people of America to put it right. I'm still going to come. I'm in love with an American girl, and I'll always be wherever she is. 😊

    • @TheKevinGHutton
      @TheKevinGHutton 7 лет назад +8

      Kody R. I know a few Trump supporters, and they aren't selfish at all. I don't know why they support him. I'm trying keep my head down with friends and future family!

    • @rwa2play
      @rwa2play 7 лет назад +12

      Trust me, there are a LOT of Americans that feel the same way.

  • @bizarroworld475
    @bizarroworld475 7 лет назад +3042

    One of Colbert's best monologues

    • @ishanhasan8871
      @ishanhasan8871 7 лет назад +16

      Ali Dan so true

    • @lillimeyer1216
      @lillimeyer1216 7 лет назад +29

      I don't know ... so many good ones to chose from ... :-D

    • @Lineage2ErtheiaPvP
      @Lineage2ErtheiaPvP 7 лет назад +5

      all his show is a monologue, propaganda machine nazi party like.

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 7 лет назад +29

      Lineage2MediaCom hahaha good one trumpee.

    • @parabola1212
      @parabola1212 7 лет назад +93

      Lineage2MediaCom - I think everybody knows this is a comedic show. But theres still more truth told in it than what comes from your unintelligent obese wannabe dictator..

  • @anawieder5003
    @anawieder5003 6 лет назад +431

    Colbert is a national treasure

    • @ernestcossiboom2512
      @ernestcossiboom2512 4 года назад +9

      Well, your treaure is nothing but vomit covered trash to me.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 4 года назад +33

      @@ernestcossiboom2512 He didn't say Trump is a national treasure

    • @c.i.a.932
      @c.i.a.932 3 года назад

      Ana Wieder I’m genuinely sorry for the life decisions that led up to this comment. I will never respect you in my life.

    • @pieterpierrot1490
      @pieterpierrot1490 3 года назад

      With Nicholas Cage ? :D

    • @Pupusita665
      @Pupusita665 3 года назад +5

      Wtf is with the negative responses in here? Colbert is hilarious! And that observation shouldn't be reacted to with a lack of respect.

  • @hanna9308
    @hanna9308 4 года назад +100

    “..in his old life, he could spend his days golfing, insulting people on twitter, and hanging out with his family.
    *also NOW..”*

  • @spelunkerd
    @spelunkerd 7 лет назад +1398

    ...."I don't stand by anything"....
    What a revealing, candid moment.

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 7 лет назад +62

      very brief, almost subtle - incredibly profound

    • @dufgbd21
      @dufgbd21 7 лет назад +74

      He does stand by some things though, blatant pussy grabbing sexism, racism and incompetence. I never though it would be so fucking embarrassing to even live in america...

    • @RonN448
      @RonN448 7 лет назад +2

      Pexport llc: If that's the way you feel, you don't deserve to live here. This country is not for you. Get your sorry, liberal ass OUT of this country, and move to North Korea.

    • @dufgbd21
      @dufgbd21 7 лет назад +47

      Exactly, the moron is telling me because i have a opinion he doesn't agree with i should go to a country that kills you for having a opinion....
      Thank you so much for showing a new level of ignorance not yet seen. Also where did you see me say i am a liberal??? WHERE??? You know there are other party's like the independent party you ignorant turd i am sure that is a real surprise for you i can already see you searching for it with your brietbart search engine... Pathetic moron.... Hopefully when trump takes away your healthcare along with your food stamps just like he did Meals on wheels you will starve to death and wont be able to pass on those seriously defective genes.

    • @IONAPINKMOXIE
      @IONAPINKMOXIE 6 лет назад +4

      Pexport llc will you marry me?

  • @magrudergrinder23
    @magrudergrinder23 7 лет назад +121

    They should have given him a mic to drop at the end of that.

  • @tski3458
    @tski3458 6 лет назад +113

    The best monolog ever. Hats off too you for putting that orange clown in his place.

    • @wildone106
      @wildone106 5 лет назад

      He helped secure him another 4 years lmao suicide watch 2020

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 4 года назад

      @@wildone106 4 years in jail lmao

    • @Omar_E11
      @Omar_E11 4 года назад +1

      @@BuckyBrown-lt4ry And with Bucky's comment here folks you have the standard vocabulary and behavior of a Trumpist.

    • @maco7723
      @maco7723 3 года назад

      @@wildone106 LOSER

  • @nighthowl9237
    @nighthowl9237 6 лет назад +108

    "The point is hes a monster"
    *"A fat little monster"*
    Bruh I died😂😂😂😂😂

    • @loyalt9827
      @loyalt9827 3 года назад +3

      LOVING IT!! RTF ON COLBERT 😂

  • @DabIMON
    @DabIMON 7 лет назад +187

    Anyone else thinks Trump was the one who cried in the Oval office?

    • @Kate-ui5kc
      @Kate-ui5kc Год назад +10

      Incapable of tears. Far too damaged to experience normal human emotion.

    • @jakegilbert8116
      @jakegilbert8116 9 месяцев назад +2

      😢lmfao😂

    • @jakegilbert8116
      @jakegilbert8116 9 месяцев назад

      @@Kate-ui5kc you honestly, no joking, honestly might be right. But that does not make me feel sorry for him. I feel sorry for this beautiful & great nation. J.F.K.F.C. Did more damage in four years than anyone can comprehend. Covid alone. One Million Americans. Worst than Vietnam and the numbers are higher because he got people to drink bleach and eat horse medicine. 🙁😞

  • @aspookyfox
    @aspookyfox 7 лет назад +107

    Colbert's "holster" analogy is not homophobic. It simply implies, as the age-old idiom says, that the two are metaphorically "in bed with each other"
    If you see this as an explicit statement, you don't understand the English language in all of its complexities, outside of literal terms.

  • @STNeish
    @STNeish 6 лет назад +108

    Whoa, gloves came OFF!

    • @davidedwards3361
      @davidedwards3361 4 года назад +5

      Gloves came off, and tRump threw in the towel.
      He was asked a question he couldn't answer, and that obviously caused his bone spurs to flare up, because he had to sit down.
      Or maybe his body couldn't support itself any longer, without a spine.

  • @dixiecronin7791
    @dixiecronin7791 5 лет назад +72

    Woah, Stephen was more angry about Trump's insult to Dickerson than I expected.... But at least he's got a hilarious outlet lol

  • @glassw1ng
    @glassw1ng 7 лет назад +63

    "Mr. President... if I came to the Oval Office and saw you sitting behind the desk... I'd cry too."
    🙌🏼Amen🙏🏼

  • @miggz88
    @miggz88 7 лет назад +492

    THIS HAS GOT TO BE ON THE TOP 5 GREATEST ROASTS OF ALL TIME

  • @boomer150
    @boomer150 5 месяцев назад +5

    I love rewatching this monologue, Stephen really delivers. I remember all those years ago when Trump sat at his desk with the papers I wondered of those papers where blank, just a prop for him to use when he wanted to end the interview. The toilet paper had me on the floor laughing.

  • @katewhite2465
    @katewhite2465 6 лет назад +39

    YES, STEPHEN, YES...Maximize use of that First Amendment...call the Condon Drumpf out for being the doofus that he is.

    • @Synathidy
      @Synathidy 4 года назад +2

      An ULTRA doofus... to be exact. That's an especially doofular doofus among all the doofi (doofus, plural) in doofus-dom.

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 7 лет назад +132

    I feel the more people comment about Jon Baptiste needing to shut up, the more he is going to keeping yelling Cold Blooded just to mess with them.

    • @rickdaddy07
      @rickdaddy07 7 лет назад +2

      Hammad Ali best comment

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 7 лет назад

      Hammad Ali Well, that's not true, but you are of course allowed your own opinion

    • @TheJeweledBird
      @TheJeweledBird 7 лет назад +3

      Thing is, if Colbert wanted him quiet, he'd be quiet. Jon is giving all the asides and commentary because Colbert wants it that way.

    • @kimzziereenee1638
      @kimzziereenee1638 7 лет назад +2

      Hammad Ali If the producers didn't want it they would mute his mic. Lolol!!

    • @hammadali594
      @hammadali594 7 лет назад +2

      ProjectFlashlight612 It's sarcasm. Obviously not true.

  • @faukka
    @faukka 7 лет назад +527

    Huge Respect from India, Mr. Colbert.
    We wish for someone like you here in India...

    • @vishyonkeys
      @vishyonkeys 7 лет назад +4

      We don't need someone like him necessarily. Our country is better off than USA politically.

    • @vishyonkeys
      @vishyonkeys 7 лет назад +4

      Obviously every country needs a person like that. But every country isn't regressing like the US in the name of progress. Besides, we all know that Stephen is a Democrat. I'm not against that but all I'm saying is that if at all India needs someone, it should be someone neutral just like how in America, there is a need for people to consider both options and weigh them to make sensible comments. This monologue was good because there was crazy amount of stupid material. There have been episodes where he targets trump and the Republicans without any strong reason

    • @thatonekid1146
      @thatonekid1146 7 лет назад +1

      Fawaz Kizhakkethil thank you come again-apu voice

    • @Stiggy771
      @Stiggy771 7 лет назад +16

      Lol, having an argument about Indian politics in a Stephen Colbert video that mocks Trump. Only on RUclips

    • @rvijayteja
      @rvijayteja 7 лет назад

      Prithu WOW! 😑

  • @americanhottie3333
    @americanhottie3333 3 года назад +12

    After yesterday, I just needed to hear this monologue again.

  • @craigpatterson1547
    @craigpatterson1547 6 лет назад +112

    I was wondering if President Obama and Michelle were watching this ?
    I can just see them dying of laughter now ! 😂😂😂😂
    They were both such a loved couple !
    Their gone from the Whitehouse and we still miss them !
    EVERYONE STILL MISSES THEM !
    NOW WHAT DOES THAT SAY ????
    Colbert this was Awesome !!!

    • @ernestcossiboom2512
      @ernestcossiboom2512 4 года назад +1

      I wonder if BO and Michelle will be laughing after BO's impreachment. I was always proud to be an American until you idiots made a BO president, but it was worth it to see him go down as the most corrupt and worst president ever.

    • @kathryn3950
      @kathryn3950 4 года назад +7

      Ernest Cossiboom What drugs are you taking?

  • @kristinbauer2570
    @kristinbauer2570 7 лет назад +600

    why does trump say everything twice? is he stalling until the next sentence comes to him?

    • @chapdattext3167
      @chapdattext3167 6 лет назад +18

      because he needs to repeat his statements BIGLY

    • @CTKGr
      @CTKGr 6 лет назад +12

      Kristin Bauer
      There's nothing a Narc likes better than the sound of their own voice. Plus they don't own a muzzle.

    • @winterlongone
      @winterlongone 6 лет назад +2

      Narcissism + OCD.

    • @littlellama5893
      @littlellama5893 6 лет назад +10

      HEY! Don't insult those of us with OCD byt mentioning our illness in relation to Trump, thank you very much.

    • @diegosilerio4554
      @diegosilerio4554 6 лет назад +4

      Kristin Bauer short-term memory loss perhaps?

  • @legzfalloffgirl5148
    @legzfalloffgirl5148 7 лет назад +822

    How do you keep a Trump busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.😊👌

    • @Damop17
      @Damop17 7 лет назад +5

      LegzFallOffGirl This was perfect lol

    • @TheWarriorpony
      @TheWarriorpony 7 лет назад +2

      LegzFallOffGirl The depressing thing is though, that he already is in a "round room", so to speak, and we get to witness him trying to find the corner and failing. But yes, that joke is pretty funny

    • @Bokeh420
      @Bokeh420 7 лет назад +1

      LegzFallOffGirl how do you keep a shity show on air. Hacky trump jokes

    • @TheWarriorpony
      @TheWarriorpony 7 лет назад +9

      BigBlueBunny How do you keep making "hacky trump jokes"? look at him once and tell me you don't see it!

    • @TheWarriorpony
      @TheWarriorpony 7 лет назад

      pvramidmirrors Sadly he's fat too...so he'd get exhausted quickly. Though he does have Putin on-call to cheer him up.

  • @charliethecockatoo2159
    @charliethecockatoo2159 5 лет назад +46

    6:24
    SHOTS FIRED
    DT: “In one case - I won’t say who - somebody you know very well... the head of a major, major company, the person came into the Oval Office and started to cry. This is a tough person, by the way... came into the Oval Office and started to cry.”
    SC: “Mr. President: if I came to the Oval Office and saw you sitting behind the desk... I’d cry too.”
    SHOTS FIRED

  • @thomasconnors4338
    @thomasconnors4338 6 лет назад +45

    This is a historic comedy moment that will live in the mind of all who love meaningful satiric comedy for decades, right between George Carlin's "It's called the American dream because you'd have to be asleep to believe it" speech and Bill Hick's "You drunk cant" rant.

  • @smellycat6386
    @smellycat6386 7 лет назад +722

    Damn Stephen Colbert, you are a savage!

    • @ShawnLH88
      @ShawnLH88 7 лет назад +17

      Ali Cat he roasted him so bad the ashes of Trumpf blew away in the wind

    • @JeanBudo
      @JeanBudo 7 лет назад +8

      savage!!!

    • @ycc6472
      @ycc6472 7 лет назад +17

      If Colbert saw the documentary on Cult leader Jim Jones he would have so much more material to compare to Donald Trump. The Followers have even more similarities. They're willing to swallow poison before they will admit they have a dangerous leader

    • @tristeningram6376
      @tristeningram6376 7 лет назад +3

      At least we could go to college if we wanted to.

    • @BigEL23
      @BigEL23 7 лет назад +4

      @Gen Can ... yes because it's SMART to NOT get an education... lol

  • @virgie704
    @virgie704 7 лет назад +207

    God Bless Stephen Colbert! How many more days can we stand for Trump's insanity?

    • @akiwii9925
      @akiwii9925 7 лет назад +4

      what has he DONE not said but DONE ?

  • @adebisiadeyemi8950
    @adebisiadeyemi8950 5 лет назад +56

    I want to salute all the courageous and hard working Journalists who go out to interview President Trump.
    He's a narcissistic individual who becomes uncouth and verbally abusive once things don't go his way..He's a learning point for the whole world, and to think he's over 70 years old...He would have been a very awful man in his younger years...
    Africans believe old age makes you wiser...but this man? I rest my case...

  • @ArchismanMozumder
    @ArchismanMozumder 5 лет назад +10

    The last 75 seconds was savage. Brutal drag over the coals.

  • @Seanyboy340
    @Seanyboy340 7 лет назад +97

    Absolute savagery

    • @arslongavitabrevis7241
      @arslongavitabrevis7241 7 лет назад +3

      Hardly, Trump is a baby. What is savagery is Trump objectifying women with his - Grab the 'Woman' - remark he made to Billy Bush and the republicans still allowing him to represent them and then the country. Trump is an embarrassment to Nation and that is savagery of our country. Colbert is simply righting a wrong for the sanity of the nation.

    • @nicolesong6199
      @nicolesong6199 7 лет назад

      +arslonga, you may find that Smoors is utilising a term of teen slang, i.e. 'savage', in a way that means that Colbert does not care about the consequences of his actions

    • @nicolesong6199
      @nicolesong6199 7 лет назад

      +arslonga, you may find that Smoors is utilising a term of teen slang, i.e. 'savage', in a way that means that Colbert does not care about the consequences of his actions.

    • @unclevladimir3730
      @unclevladimir3730 7 лет назад

      It was lame, we won, you lost, get over it. Such continuous bitching it's tiresome.

    • @ericmagee5998
      @ericmagee5998 7 лет назад

      Smoors. ain't that bicth

  • @Dawn-iu8nx
    @Dawn-iu8nx 7 лет назад +185

    Great monologue. No apology appropriate. The English language is rich and includes vulgarities and obscenities, which should be used only when no other word suitably describes the situation. Your use of the English language, including the metaphor, perfectly described the situation.

    • @KulushiMaxwell
      @KulushiMaxwell 7 лет назад +27

      100% agreed. Colbert killed it here. I'm an avid watcher and this impressed me- he took off the gloves and didn't hold back on this one!

    • @JohnJohnson-sf9xh
      @JohnJohnson-sf9xh 7 лет назад +1

      +KulushiMaxwell : sick and perverted minds think alike.

    • @Dawn-iu8nx
      @Dawn-iu8nx 7 лет назад +4

      John Johnson, You are saying you are sick and perverted. You can only see sick and perverted if you are sick and perverted. Stephen, Kul, and I thought nothing sick or perverted.

    • @williamnorman4355
      @williamnorman4355 4 года назад +1

      Well stated. I rarely curse and found the metaphor creative and unfortunately true. Backlash due to the truth hurting.

  • @LeCanalBarbaraAnne
    @LeCanalBarbaraAnne 4 года назад +7

    If CBS had let you go on like that, you'd be winning emmys. But they put handcuffs on you, and now no one can beat John Oliver. Nothing against him. He's a genius, but so are you.

  • @DirectorNeumiller
    @DirectorNeumiller 3 года назад +12

    Who else is here after the trump presidency, grateful it is over.

  • @heatheradeletate
    @heatheradeletate 7 лет назад +268

    the only problem with this is there's no way to do a thumbs-up 12 million times. I just want to continue to thumbs up this as often as possible

    • @lourdesgutierrez4506
      @lourdesgutierrez4506 6 лет назад

      Heather Adele Tate on o.o j on. j pki

    • @dixiemcbride9598
      @dixiemcbride9598 6 лет назад

      Heather Adele Tate iI

    • @nunnayrbznz3576
      @nunnayrbznz3576 5 лет назад +1

      So right! I love this monologue and have been watching it over & over when I need a break from it all!

    • @JasonLambek
      @JasonLambek 5 лет назад

      Silent Rocks yes! Same
      👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍..................…………

  • @Alienadin
    @Alienadin 7 лет назад +871

    Mr. Stephen Colbert, that was pure gold. You are a an American treasure.

    • @ruialexandre6197
      @ruialexandre6197 7 лет назад +59

      Free speech is an invaluable treasure, too.

    • @1Surge
      @1Surge 7 лет назад +2

      Rui Alexandre are you trying to imply he should be grateful that trump doesn't order his arrest for what he said? Trump did not give that liberty in fact I am pretty sure he would take it away if he could. But in any case I think it is very disrespectful of what he said of the POTUS. But I've never seen this much disrespect, not siding with anyone but if you don't respect you're bound to be disrespected your self. So this says a lot of the president.

    • @projectoden6516
      @projectoden6516 7 лет назад +12

      Sergio Alejadro Sanchez uhhhh... either I found a trump supporter or an overzealous supporter of neither. I see no arguments here. Just a joke.

    • @marizabaeza
      @marizabaeza 7 лет назад +8

      AMERICAN TREASURE

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains 3 года назад +8

    "1358 days to go"
    Past Stephen, your hair has grown out and you have ditched the tie and jacket, my dude. Shit def got weird
    5:32 Turns out, it wasn't a huge tax return~
    6:54 I did not realize how much I missed Jon Batiste singing, "COOOOOLD BLOOOOOODED"
    9:28 BAHAHA ALL THAT TOILET PAPER OH NOES
    10:46 "But I sir, am no John Dickerson."
    11:33 "Pricktator" yeah, that continues to get worse
    12:07 "Are your tax returns" ALSO ended up being true!
    DING! DING! You nailed it, Stephen!

    • @KoalaTulip47
      @KoalaTulip47 3 года назад +1

      At least he got the number of days of his presidency right, thank God Biden's elected president.

  • @norarobinson3091
    @norarobinson3091 6 лет назад +26

    I have to watch this every time I get down about the state of our country

    • @nunnayrbznz3576
      @nunnayrbznz3576 5 лет назад +2

      Absolutely! He is keeping us all sane with our eyes on the ball!

  • @lindzay5359
    @lindzay5359 7 лет назад +912

    I'm sorry, you thought being 'The President of the United States of America' would be what now?!?

    • @doraaaa0613
      @doraaaa0613 7 лет назад +40

      ^"random shit his money was doing" is the most accurate way to describe trump's competency as a businessman. lmfao. that's gold.

    • @colleenhammondRealtor
      @colleenhammondRealtor 7 лет назад +32

      He isn't releasing because it'll show one or two things: 1) He hasn't been paying taxes, and/or 2) He's totally tangled up with Putin/Russia

    • @glennsheppard3622
      @glennsheppard3622 7 лет назад

      n,, m? ?7fubo

    • @MrKnowdatruth
      @MrKnowdatruth 7 лет назад

      gr4vity plays lol. He has no money and broke? Please when did this happen? You do know if he was to sell the many buildings he owns he would be far from broke right? If Trump is broke we must be all dead broke.

    • @lauramacleod7261
      @lauramacleod7261 7 лет назад

      Lin Dzay ,

  • @domingoalvarez3984
    @domingoalvarez3984 7 лет назад +209

    This was a great monologue give this man a raise fast!!

  • @TheDarrlelennis
    @TheDarrlelennis 3 года назад +5

    tRUMP should have won an Emmy for best comedy writer the last 4 years

  • @GRMREAP3R97
    @GRMREAP3R97 6 лет назад +101

    stephen colbert is pure savage

    • @wildone106
      @wildone106 5 лет назад +2

      You realize he has a huge writing team that does this right?! LMAAO

    • @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364
      @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 4 года назад +4

      NEO O everyone knows that troll

    • @c.i.a.932
      @c.i.a.932 3 года назад +1

      There is always a rainbow After a little rain how is that trolling? Sammya is crediting Stephen, when more than one person is saying vulgar things about someone’s sexual orientation.

    • @robertaclark6079
      @robertaclark6079 2 года назад +1

      @@wildone106 but Colbert delivers!

  • @diltonx6066
    @diltonx6066 7 лет назад +96

    "I don't stand by anything". I hope the children remember that quote.

    • @daveyognaut6132
      @daveyognaut6132 7 лет назад

      Yeah context doesn't matter.......christ you people

    • @nikolatasev4948
      @nikolatasev4948 7 лет назад +8

      dave yognaut
      The context makes it worse. Donald brought up the wire tapping, claimed it was proven, was asked for details, refused to give facts, then refused to give his opinion, then ended the interview.
      Talk about being afraid of being asked a question.

    • @jsounds535
      @jsounds535 7 лет назад +1

      Dilton X yeah wasnt that presidential???

  • @tofelipwithlove1150
    @tofelipwithlove1150 7 лет назад +632

    FCC found no fault in this monologue. Congrats Stephen! 😍😙

    • @EthanRobbins
      @EthanRobbins 6 лет назад +14

      Jo Santoddi ya all the trumptards reported it to the FCC cause they got butthurt

    • @truthhurts7742
      @truthhurts7742 6 лет назад +1

      Baaaa baaaa liberal brainwashed SHEEP.

    • @kilonablack5755
      @kilonablack5755 5 лет назад

      @@truthhurts7742 found the MAGA.

  • @v.v365
    @v.v365 6 лет назад +65

    this video should've been called Stephen Roasts the President

    • @BuckyBrown-lt4ry
      @BuckyBrown-lt4ry 5 лет назад

      A rather unfunny roast, to say the least.

    • @whispererbordah4991
      @whispererbordah4991 4 года назад +1

      @@BuckyBrown-lt4ry You're obviously in the minority with that opinion.

    • @Rainy-In-The-Desert
      @Rainy-In-The-Desert 4 года назад +2

      @@BuckyBrown-lt4ry says no one...

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 4 года назад

      @@BuckyBrown-lt4ry a rather dipshit reply, to say the most.

  • @desetmedia
    @desetmedia 6 лет назад +26

    10:37 Kudos to you Mr "Pair of Stainless Steel balls" Colbert .You are a Legend!!!!

  • @milesfinnch7348
    @milesfinnch7348 7 лет назад +154

    No big deal. Just locker room talk.

    • @aislinnmullin
      @aislinnmullin 7 лет назад +7

      Miles Finnch no! Bad! He shouldn't ever be compared to that! He is far higher than him!

  • @TheWarder500
    @TheWarder500 7 лет назад +263

    Stephen Colbert you sir are amazing!

  • @jamesking9298
    @jamesking9298 6 лет назад +15

    "You know what would be nice??? A full release!!!"😝

  • @QUICKBOOKS1
    @QUICKBOOKS1 3 года назад +5

    I lost it when the Toilet Paper was thrown on the stage. Did Colbert predict 2020?

    • @sailtheplains
      @sailtheplains 3 года назад

      SAME. I was like, "OH OH NOES!" XDDD

  • @alliemollie
    @alliemollie 7 лет назад +115

    "I miss my old life." Wow u know trump, u can resign and go back to your previously chilled life. What's stopping you? Let someone else who doesn't mind being "busy" to be in the oval. Thank you very much.

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 7 лет назад +9

      allmyjm ugh yeah but then we get pence

    • @kaysheppard7445
      @kaysheppard7445 7 лет назад +8

      Resign please. IF TRUMP loves this country. please go back to your TV show. I need therapy after u just 100 days.

    • @alleycatgillis1964
      @alleycatgillis1964 7 лет назад +3

      allmyjm He's allergic to work. Dumb ass people think he's self made. He's no better than a Kardashian. Born in to money....they just look way better doing it.

    • @alleycatgillis1964
      @alleycatgillis1964 7 лет назад +2

      James Irving Religious freaks are scary.

    • @xyzsame4081
      @xyzsame4081 7 лет назад +2

      Unfortunately this is not true. Pence might be worse than Trump. Not as stupid. Better in navigating politics. More intelligent even, BUT ideology trumps ! intelligence. Trump might start a war out of sheer stupidity. Pence's "stupid" (read ideological) reasons would be as irrational but he could sell the war better.

  • @drizzitdude
    @drizzitdude 7 лет назад +143

    People claiming this was homophobic haven't seen our vp holy shit

    • @kittendivine1
      @kittendivine1 7 лет назад +1

      drizzitdude Yeah it has nothing to do with that. It's like saying someone kisses ass.

  • @Geffo555
    @Geffo555 6 лет назад +20

    OMG! It's on. And my money's on Steven. Hilarious and so clever.

  • @LisaLisa-rl3pm
    @LisaLisa-rl3pm 5 лет назад +6

    The interviewer just chuckled and walked away I mean if that doesn't tell you all we need to know about this charlatan of a president I don't know what does

  • @colisab.9015
    @colisab.9015 7 лет назад +496

    "Pricktator" is my favorite word now

    • @MisteRRYouTuby
      @MisteRRYouTuby 7 лет назад +19

      Colisa Barrow I prefer "Presidunce."

    • @jayzenitram9621
      @jayzenitram9621 7 лет назад +1

      "Ass holster" is mine.

    • @BrandonKrist
      @BrandonKrist 7 лет назад +7

      was it ass holster or cock holster, sounded like the second to me

    • @arjuhama
      @arjuhama 7 лет назад +17

      "Dicktator"

    • @jayzenitram9621
      @jayzenitram9621 7 лет назад +14

      Come to think of it Cock Holster makes more sense, and I like it even better. LOL.
      I couldn't really tell because they blurred his mouth. COCK HOLSTER! Fucking poetry.

  • @mikes2381
    @mikes2381 7 лет назад +156

    Savage AF.
    Colbert 2020. If America is still here, that is.

  • @virginiaoflaherty2983
    @virginiaoflaherty2983 5 лет назад +3

    This monologue never fails to knock me out. I could listen and see a million times and it would never loose its edge. Thank you Stephen Colbert.

    • @michaelwilde545
      @michaelwilde545 3 года назад

      I've watched parts of it over and over just because it felt so good!

  • @xxangelwingsxx9388
    @xxangelwingsxx9388 5 лет назад +13

    Oh the horrors that we did not see coming when this came out

  • @EJJTheMiner
    @EJJTheMiner 7 лет назад +49

    People actually consider that to be offensive? LMAO and they call us sensitive.

  • @TheALLYISLAME
    @TheALLYISLAME 7 лет назад +415

    i honestly hope trump sees this

    • @Edmund._.Dantes
      @Edmund._.Dantes 7 лет назад +49

      I think he did that's why he got the FCC after him.

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 7 лет назад +10

      I was thinking the same, especially when reading the comments & triggered trump trolls. His response would be gold :)))

    • @planetquarry
      @planetquarry 7 лет назад

      the snakeu loves hobi, as of right now. He has! And he ordered a complete review of Colbert's show, and suggested to be kicked out of the show.
      Unbelievable!!!!

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 7 лет назад +5

      planetquarry rofl! YES! AWESOME! The ultimate troll is triggered again! This is good for the world! We don't want the first time someone defies him to be when it's Kim Jong or similar. He needs to learn this is how the world works - for his own good & the good of the people he chose to become a servant to

    • @joycie014
      @joycie014 7 лет назад +1

      the snakeu loves hobi You'll be able to tell by the trump Twitter frenzy that is sure to follow.

  • @jasminejoseph8307
    @jasminejoseph8307 4 года назад +3

    Back when toilet paper was plentiful!! 😭😂😂

  • @AshishSingh-jh4xe
    @AshishSingh-jh4xe 3 года назад +6

    The count is now over 🎉

  • @rhetoricalquestion6009
    @rhetoricalquestion6009 7 лет назад +535

    #Give_Colbert_A_Raise

    • @denisegriffin5910
      @denisegriffin5910 7 лет назад +31

      Freedom of speech. What Trump can do others can do it better. He's a piece 🚯. What goes around comes around. If he's allow to dish out insults we the people should be allowed to spit too

    • @Littlebigbot
      @Littlebigbot 7 лет назад

      Denise Griffin You're a dimwit. Work on it.

    • @oldpossum
      @oldpossum 7 лет назад +8

      Halsted Willoughby:
      From a Swiss guy: YOU are the dimwit here. Period.

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 7 лет назад +11

      Halsted I assume this means you're reversed the meaning of "dimwit" too? Just like the meanings of fake news, facts etc?
      #Give_Colbert_A_Raise

    • @carlbeckford8698
      @carlbeckford8698 7 лет назад +38

      Trump. is. using. the. president seat for his. own personal business. venture.

  • @user-bp7vh5gc5n
    @user-bp7vh5gc5n 7 лет назад +882

    Imagine how much it eats away at Trump at night knowing that he lost the popular vote. Sad.

    • @sudevsen
      @sudevsen 7 лет назад +5

      Vu Oanh how much does it eat away at Hillary that she beat him by only a few million?
      That's like winning a race against a paralysed guy with a margin of 2 second.
      Sure you won but just barely.

    • @hawaiianzach98
      @hawaiianzach98 7 лет назад +6

      +Sudev Sen Yeah 3,000,000+ is totally equivalent to 2 if fact that is a very slim margin.

    • @pennclick
      @pennclick 7 лет назад +11

      So in your analogy, Trump is a paralyzed guy? I mean, I don't know about paralyzed, mentally-impaired, maybe...

    • @Crazmuss
      @Crazmuss 7 лет назад +2

      Donald Trump wi popular vote, if you dont coun illegal votes!

    • @ivanramirez6491
      @ivanramirez6491 7 лет назад +25

      Crazmuss I understand that you suddenly can't count. But you can at least try to learn how to spell.

  • @crazyman8472
    @crazyman8472 5 лет назад +6

    10:20 “...but I, sir, am no John Dickerson.” 😎

  • @colinnoble3918
    @colinnoble3918 5 лет назад +6

    I am an Ozzie, just recently discovered Stephen Colbert. I love your work, I look in on a daily basis now. I share your pain of having a pile of orange matter occupy your highest office. I hope he never enters our borders, if he treated our press as he did John Dickerson he could expect something like; " Mr President, with all due respect, Air Force One is refuelled, now fuck off " We Australians and our brothers across the Tasman, New Zealand have supported the USA in conflicts since the end of WW11, I hope we are not drawn into supporting your present administration, not after he disrespectfully treated Malcolm Turnbull, our the Prime Minister. This is not an attack on the general populace of the USA regardless of political alliance.

  • @RavenStorm702
    @RavenStorm702 7 лет назад +247

    15,798 people had their delicate sensitivities bruised...
    I can't like it enough. Brilliant!

    • @CaptIronfoundersson
      @CaptIronfoundersson 7 лет назад +22

      Lee Spencer Sad little republican snowflakes. They're so sensative.

    • @anonymousunnamed3026
      @anonymousunnamed3026 7 лет назад +22

      Lee Spencer But none of those "dislikers" had ANY problem when it was Obama being talked to like that BY HIS OWN CONGRESS, did they? This is a comedian being funny. And frankly, this is exactly how most of America feels right now. I wish I could have liked this more than once!

    • @brandonscott1999
      @brandonscott1999 7 лет назад +3

      And you don't shout "HATE SPEECH!!!!" when someone says something you don't like? Facts trump feelings brotha

    • @zitaalfonso8172
      @zitaalfonso8172 7 лет назад

      Todd Foster you side Obama, the greatest fraud ever? At least Trump wants to drain the swamp.

    • @anonymousunnamed3026
      @anonymousunnamed3026 7 лет назад +1

      Zita Alfonso Hahahahahahahaha, lololololol. Drain the swamp, LMFAO. Thanks for making my day, I am dying!

  • @tr0nd15c
    @tr0nd15c 7 лет назад +142

    *I'm Republican* and Stephen has every damn right to be aggressive/harsh in his criticism/language vs. the president. Stephen is not a homophobe. Backlash is unwarranted. Move on.

    • @greaseballjones7705
      @greaseballjones7705 7 лет назад +18

      tr0nd15c Thank you for being sane.

    • @TheOneBlueNinja
      @TheOneBlueNinja 7 лет назад +5

      tr0nd15c Sir, you are the kind of Republican I refer to when Im trying to prove to my fellow Democrats that not all Republicans are assholes.

    • @phizzelout
      @phizzelout 7 лет назад

      Rino

  • @pinguin-qn7bx
    @pinguin-qn7bx 6 лет назад +18

    Stephen Colbert is my Patronus.

  • @keos108
    @keos108 6 лет назад +5

    Hands down, THE BEST SC monologue... EVER!!!