Was Helsinki A 'Top Three' Worst Moment Of Trump's Presidency?

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  • Kowtowing to an adversary on an international stage would be the lowest moment of most presidencies. But most presidencies aren't Donald Trump's.
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  • @DBDVSME
    @DBDVSME 3 года назад +50

    Oh, how innocent were we back then ... believing that Helsinki was "the worst"

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 2 месяца назад

      Yeah, just watched this and thought "top THREE?!? This didn't even make the top 100!"

  • @NightFlyStudio
    @NightFlyStudio 5 лет назад +1187

    If Obama had said this, he'd be impeached like, yesterday.

    • @robprocks
      @robprocks 5 лет назад +80

      Ljink Exactly, 45 is a traitor, and no consequences, President Obama would have been lynched!!!!

    • @littlebilly2326
      @littlebilly2326 5 лет назад +6

      Wrong

    • @wheelitzr2
      @wheelitzr2 5 лет назад +85

      Ljink if Obama had done one single thing that trump has he would have been hung from a tree outside!

    • @beautifulwoman6744
      @beautifulwoman6744 5 лет назад +72

      Ljink If Obama had even thought about doing a 10th of the INCOMPETENT crap Rump has done he'd have been arrested.

    • @TheMrKeats
      @TheMrKeats 5 лет назад +56

      LMAO... I think they are still trying to impeach him.

  • @0Turbox
    @0Turbox 5 лет назад +26

    That Trump speech, even Putin himself felt uncomfortable listen to it. "Shiiit, Donald, you are going to far, no one will believe us this".

    • @chrisford1651
      @chrisford1651 4 года назад

      you're right the guy who doesn't understand English is very uncomfortable

    • @PlayshotKalo
      @PlayshotKalo 3 года назад

      Putin underestimates the stupidity of the American right

  • @susan6064
    @susan6064 5 лет назад +19

    Thank You Mr. Colbert ....I REALLY needed a good laugh ....but PLEASE make him go away !!

  • @hammondthink7947
    @hammondthink7947 5 лет назад +347

    Every single second of Trump's presidency is the worst moment 🙄

    • @prezpolk4ever
      @prezpolk4ever 5 лет назад

      What about today, was today the worst moment in American history‽

    • @thaiparkse
      @thaiparkse 5 лет назад +2

      Hammond Think well my friend! He'll get ppl head spinning even more! just keep watching! Lol

    • @Mbq-sh6bj
      @Mbq-sh6bj 5 лет назад +3

      " What about today, was today the worst moment in American history‽"
      Hard to say. We can't see everything Trump & the GOP are doing all the time.

    • @joshburke6786
      @joshburke6786 5 лет назад

      So we're just going to ignore all of Hillary's crimes? Just checking

    • @joshburke6786
      @joshburke6786 5 лет назад

      Admiral_Crunch I know right people don't think

  • @pennclick
    @pennclick 5 лет назад +578

    The fact that he refers to Helsinki as a performance just goes to show that he really truly believes the presidency can be managed like a reality tv show.

    • @Timedeather
      @Timedeather 5 лет назад +23

      Just with the little difference that you can't cancel the show.

    • @jarchdm
      @jarchdm 5 лет назад +16

      And unfortunately that seems to be the case. A soap opera with a new scandal every other day.

    • @nmga4022
      @nmga4022 5 лет назад +8

      Zant oh my!!! thats exactly what i think about his presidency,he runs this country like a reality TV show and sadest thing is: like reality TV show his lies and shames Will be soon yesterday nesse!!!! I do feel sorry for those who support him.

    • @gigistoner8004
      @gigistoner8004 5 лет назад +11

      I heard immediately after the "performance" and his interview with Sean Hannity of Faux "news", his top national security advisers wanted to brief him, yet he refused and went straight to his room to watch TV. Fucker wanted to see how he was being covered as he has stated "I study ratings".

    • @NewNormalWorldOrder
      @NewNormalWorldOrder 5 лет назад +3

      Zant
      Trump’s entire presidency is basically one big scripted psy op, so... yeah it’s all a performance.

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +10

    Well said, Stephen, very well said. Stephen Colbert: keeping America sane one monologue at a time.

  • @megadeoxyz2324
    @megadeoxyz2324 5 лет назад +194

    1. Baby Jail
    2. Charlottesville
    3. Putin Press Conference

    • @Proskey
      @Proskey 5 лет назад +1

      Mega Deoxyz don't forget murica

    • @johnlovett2948
      @johnlovett2948 5 лет назад +13

      I live in Charlottesville and it is incredible how quickly people forgot and how little trump supporters cared.

    • @henrysimmelink4748
      @henrysimmelink4748 5 лет назад +1

      Mega Deoxyz A

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 5 лет назад +1

      Baby jail???

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 5 лет назад +1

      Lovett we didn't care, trump didn't do anything wrong!

  • @5450daniel
    @5450daniel 5 лет назад +395

    Honestly, it's hard for me to laugh during this monologue. At this point, I'm just so horrified at our president's conduct. It's so embarrassing it's not even funny.

    • @georgecano5356
      @georgecano5356 5 лет назад +18

      Daniel Miranda I laugh but, it's more of a nervous laughter.

    • @chronobretz9511
      @chronobretz9511 5 лет назад +14

      Welcome to the club there is punch in the corner

    • @leonchristian417
      @leonchristian417 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😅😳😳😥

    • @muratti72muc
      @muratti72muc 5 лет назад +9

      than stand up as american nation! Your enemies laugh about you because your No.1 give them all free tickets to do what they want.
      Your friends from around the world only feel sorry for you and do not understand why you as a nation allows a brainless clown to take your nation all your friends.
      I've never seen the US so powerless in all its history...

    • @hellfire718
      @hellfire718 5 лет назад +1

      I stopped laughing ages ago.

  • @pvthitch
    @pvthitch 5 лет назад +114

    Remember, Remember, the 8th of November;
    Collusion, Treason and Plot.
    I know of no reason Collusion and Treason
    Should ever be Forgot.

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 5 лет назад

      What about the 2012 debate when Obama laughed at Mitt Romney for bringing up the russians as a threat, and said the russians havent been a threat since the 1980s and if you think they are you know nothing and havent been paying attention. Or 4 months prior to the election when Obama was told that the russians were attempting to hack the DNC servers, he was told months before the election and told his intelligence agencies to stand down and do nothing. Is that treason or is that just an oopsies my bad?

    • @grendelum
      @grendelum 5 лет назад +11

      moemoney131 vee - and the _what-aboutism_ begins...

    • @annerodgers9149
      @annerodgers9149 5 лет назад +2

      moemoney131 vee o Purchase you tickets early Trump fans, your great leader has already left the country for Russia.

    • @drusillabakert939
      @drusillabakert939 5 лет назад +3

      Moe hate to break it to you but what Obama said and did about Russia while in office was intended to deny Putin the central place on the world stage as a U S equal that he yearned for, which of course Trump has granted him to an even greater extent than Putin could have ever dreamed! His money was certainly well spent. Your comments about Obama telling the agencies to stand down on Russian hacking are incorrect, please get your news from sources other than Fox. We need a law that denies Trump the power to ever again meet with another world leader in secret: there must be an adult in the room who reads the briefs beforehand instead of playing golf like this idiot did, along with a law protecting the Mueller investigation. The New York media have documented countless ties between Trump, the Trump organization and Russians with shady backgrounds. Way past time to see those tax returns!

    • @mitanni0
      @mitanni0 5 лет назад +1

      I see what u did there, V ;-)

  • @larrywhite4022
    @larrywhite4022 5 лет назад +53

    I hear you. Political success over honor. " What profit is it for a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul ?"

  • @Nick-qy3hu
    @Nick-qy3hu 3 года назад +4

    Vladamir's body language shows that he was just as surprised as everybody else
    lol
    (TBH, IDK if that's an LOL or a :-( )

  • @StevenTorrey
    @StevenTorrey 5 лет назад +59

    Just as you think it can't get any worse....

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 5 лет назад +2

      Technically, it's not. We've known how Putin is the puppetmaster and the puppet wouldn't dare speak a word against him, while republicans can only at best pretend to be momentarily shocked.

  • @petetimbrell3527
    @petetimbrell3527 5 лет назад +77

    In front of Putin, Chump speaks an octave higher. This is common among people (and especially children) that are frightened.
    He's a little boy standing outside the Headmaster's office

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 Год назад

      Extremely astute

    • @petetimbrell3527
      @petetimbrell3527 Год назад

      @@larapalma3744 Things have moved on some since then eh?
      If he's not jailed he'll seize power with the help of the GOP in 2024. His revenge then will seriously damage the US.
      If he is jailed, the GOP will spring and pardon him and he'll slither back into the halls of power that way.
      Perhaps we should update in 12 months time? Lol.
      Good luck.

  • @Herman47
    @Herman47 5 лет назад +19

    1. Withdrawal from Paris Climate Accord.
    2. Reaction to Hurricane in Puerto Rico.
    3. Helsinki Press Conference.
    Honorable Mention: Withdrawal from Iran Agreement.

  • @kimberleyhosmer8115
    @kimberleyhosmer8115 5 лет назад +11

    "Extremely strong and powerful" translation: He had me in a headlock the whole time.

  • @jonjosenna5581
    @jonjosenna5581 5 лет назад +331

    Bully’s are usually always cowards, when it really counts.

    • @hks2377
      @hks2377 5 лет назад +21

      Yes. That’s why he talks tough to our allies, who aren’t a literal or ideological threat, while he kisses up to authoritarians!

    • @gregballard4318
      @gregballard4318 5 лет назад +1

      Stephen Colbert is literally a bully to trump
      Colbert can’t go ONE episode without making some unoriginal joke about trump
      How is trump a bully? Give me two examples

    • @gregballard4318
      @gregballard4318 5 лет назад +1

      Trump did the same “mocking” on ted Cruz
      Trump moves his hands a lot we all know this and he did the same thing to that disabled reporter as he did with Ted Cruz but the media won’t show you a compilation of trump flailing his arms about anyone else
      Fool

    • @bkk1996
      @bkk1996 5 лет назад +1

      greg ballard please cite your source. I just did a quick search. Nauseatingly forced myself to watch Fox News' attempt to debunk what we all saw and it was a no-go, as was Ann Coulter's. Sooo... please enlighten us or enlighten yourself

    • @conephompany
      @conephompany 5 лет назад

      I'm just an all around coward

  • @SplashAttackTCG
    @SplashAttackTCG 5 лет назад +138

    I don’t care how long he has left. We need to impeach him to show future generations that we weren’t spineless and actually did something about this problem. Not just let time take care of it.

    • @stardude2006
      @stardude2006 5 лет назад +5

      Splash Attack TCG Agreed

    • @Pamela-cn3pm
      @Pamela-cn3pm 5 лет назад +3

      Splash Attack TCG - I felt like that too, but trump has managed to impart his negative energy in me, and I want to see all those involved identified and removed of power and influence. Plus, then we'd get pence, ryan, hatch etc.

    • @stormcrowe27
      @stormcrowe27 5 лет назад +1

      If they wouldn’t impeach Obama, no way they’re gonna impeach Trump.

    • @MalrexMontresor
      @MalrexMontresor 5 лет назад +8

      I agree. Maybe people could be in denial immediately after the election, but by now, it's pretty clear Trump is tainted by the Russians. And if his fawning over Russia and Putin isn't enough, then his corruption should be. I don't need to be a liberal to be disgusted by him shoveling my tax dollars into his pockets every time he goes golfing at his resorts, or by his staff buying furniture and first class tickets on the public dime. The doubling of the deficit to over $1 trillion, his stupid trade war on our allies... I could go on. He is bad for this country, and I'm totally willing to vote for the other side to make his impeachment happen. Country over Party.

    • @tealmacfarlane
      @tealmacfarlane 5 лет назад +3

      Our best chance is to vote out the Republicans kissing Trump's butt in the mid-terms because as long as they run the government, we're stuck with the President that's trying to sell us like we're real estate.

  • @_pbt_5965
    @_pbt_5965 2 года назад +2

    🤣 man this never gets old!

  • @ChrisPierreBacon
    @ChrisPierreBacon 5 лет назад +67

    The punishment for treason is death.

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 5 лет назад +2

      Chris P. Bacon good thing he hasn't committed treason!

    • @ChrisPierreBacon
      @ChrisPierreBacon 5 лет назад +6

      John Doe How's Moscow this time of year comrade? The entire intelligence community unanimously agrees that Russia tried to interfere in the 2016 election. Trump publicly said "Putin told me that he didn't interfere and I see no reason to believe otherwise". Now he's trying to get the US to release 12 ex ambassadors to Moscow to answer for imagined crimes where Putin will surely kill them. What Trump is doing is called treason.

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 5 лет назад +1

      Chris P. Bacon don't know, never been there. Oh, you mean those intelligence agencies who have been caught LYING on trump. The intelligence agencies who have colluded to keep trump out of office. The intelligence agencies who have protected killary from her illegal activities. The intelligence agencies who had a spy in trumps campaign. Those intelligence agencies?? I love how you libitards call everyone Russian who don't believe your bullshit lies! Oh, fucktard, you might wanna learn the definition of treason!

    • @ivotedforhillary6999
      @ivotedforhillary6999 5 лет назад +1

      John Doe lmfao right. Thing is you'll never get a link from them either there completely ignorant of facts there was no collusion what so ever Trump is doing great and fixing Obama so called great economy.

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 5 лет назад

      Leaves us President Pence. 🤤

  • @jjebryan
    @jjebryan 5 лет назад +51

    Americans wonder why other countries are so concerned with American politics. This is one of the reasons.

  • @nhagan001
    @nhagan001 5 лет назад +259

    At this point, the "hold my beer" argument has gotten alcohol poisoning in regards to Trump outdoing himself.

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo 5 лет назад +1

      Nathaniel Hagan I'm gonna use that.

    • @0Fyrebrand0
      @0Fyrebrand0 4 года назад

      "Hold my vodka, komrade."

  • @manjakwiej2986
    @manjakwiej2986 5 лет назад +2

    Thank you Steve for all you do

  • @ivanataylor5014
    @ivanataylor5014 5 лет назад +2

    Stephen Colbert is in rare form. So much ENERGY! I love it 😍

  • @DvLnDsGyZ
    @DvLnDsGyZ 5 лет назад +210

    VOTE AS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! WE MUST DRAIN THE SWAMP OURSELVES!!

    • @dehro
      @dehro 5 лет назад +8

      your lives do depend on it.

    • @poonig2
      @poonig2 5 лет назад

      You're speaking as a true American republican that is -right?blahahahahahahah

    • @dehro
      @dehro 5 лет назад +2

      J Martino me? I'm neither American nor republican

    • @dr.trixiecp5651
      @dr.trixiecp5651 5 лет назад +3

      Belle Serra because YOU’RE LIVES REALLY DOOOO DEPEND ON IT!!

    • @sciencewins3225
      @sciencewins3225 5 лет назад +3

      The entire free world depends on you!!!!

  • @serceew3326
    @serceew3326 5 лет назад +87

    As a californian i envy new Yorkers, 'cause they can be in the Late Show audience.

    • @zoothief3872
      @zoothief3872 5 лет назад +3

      Serceew
      I was literally just thinking the same thing

    • @Rakkasan06
      @Rakkasan06 5 лет назад +7

      yep went there last week and it was fun and I was lucky enough to shake his hand.

    • @AlbertLara
      @AlbertLara 5 лет назад +4

      That’s funny. I grew up in NYC and always wanted to go to The Price Is Right. I actually traveled to California and had “standby” tickets to The Price is Right but seats ran out for standby ticket holders.

  • @laughinggirl1871
    @laughinggirl1871 5 лет назад +33

    "Gangrene on the body politic", funny but true...smh.

  • @dtschuor459
    @dtschuor459 5 лет назад +5

    Damn, great stuff. Even for you Stephen and writers...you folks deliver so consistently, it's hard to pick a top 100 of 'your' best moments.

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 5 лет назад +180

    Journalist: President Trump, what's your position regarding Putin?
    Trump: Doggy.

    • @Drachepower
      @Drachepower 5 лет назад +2

      Toad Jiang Elder Jiang would die....wait I mean double negative

    • @Drachepower
      @Drachepower 5 лет назад +1

      +1s

    • @tonib.3016
      @tonib.3016 5 лет назад +2

      Doggy comes after the kneeling and taint licking foreplay session 😝😝😝😝

    • @mcasey6830
      @mcasey6830 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Grandizer8989
    @Grandizer8989 5 лет назад +77

    The scariest part is Trump got on the plane thinking that the Press Conference went well. And then he turned on the news and blew a gasket.

  • @jessicawhitmore5350
    @jessicawhitmore5350 5 лет назад +16

    We shouldn't start tallying a top three yet. He still has two more years, unless we luck out. If Trump has demonstrated anything it's that he can always go lower.

    • @caesarelias6797
      @caesarelias6797 3 года назад

      I'm from 2 years in the future. It has gotten way way worse.

    • @PlayshotKalo
      @PlayshotKalo 3 года назад +1

      Trump set new standards for “low” every other week with daily sh*tcrumbs sprinkled in between. Just when we thought the bar couldn’t possibly be set any lower he came out and proved us all wrong.

  • @maryhernandez9063
    @maryhernandez9063 5 лет назад +2

    You make everything crystal clear…bravo to you!

  • @TheHua89
    @TheHua89 5 лет назад +82

    Hurry up Mueller!!!!!

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 5 лет назад +1

      Trump is an idiot but your living in a fantasy world if you think Russia effected the outcome of the election. The goal was to sew division by making each side think the other is evil by posting fake news. They succeeded.

    • @poonig2
      @poonig2 5 лет назад +1

      he can't...he still has no clue as to where this is going and, any hard evidence...wake up dumb o crap

    • @TonyTone1
      @TonyTone1 5 лет назад +3

      TheHua89. Hurry up Mueller conclude the investigation and lock up Trump for treason, collusion, obstruction of justice and unfit to be president

    • @TonyTone1
      @TonyTone1 5 лет назад +3

      moemoney131 vee. You’re In denial with the facts that Muller indicted 12 Russians operatives on Friday and total of 25 Russians plus 5 Russian companies. Using stolen Americans data from Cambridge Analytica to influence Americans Facebook users during the election to vote for Trump. Come on, keep up with the current events and don’t be naive.
      If you’re going to be contrary to the facts I provided and Mark Zuckerberg hearing in D.C regarding Facebook users data breach.

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 5 лет назад +1

      So Trump stole the election because a different country posted on facebook..... say it out loud and see if you believe it still.

  • @tkgsg
    @tkgsg 5 лет назад +24

    This is actually happening... I feel like I'm in a dream... and not in a good way

    • @tonib.3016
      @tonib.3016 5 лет назад +3

      Agnidh Ghosh that would be called a nightmare...and I agree...its just awful

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 Год назад

      Cheer up
      I'll visit from the future also when he dies

  • @davidhaggerty9850
    @davidhaggerty9850 5 лет назад +1

    Best episode of "Real News Tonight", yet!

  • @saftsuse866
    @saftsuse866 5 лет назад +6

    0:26 _"And I'm beginning to think it's time to reach for the bone saw"_
    Unfortunately, Stephen, someone took that a little bit too literally recently.

  • @akaimizu1
    @akaimizu1 5 лет назад +68

    This practically says even more about the Republicans in the legislative branch. He "clarified" one word but forgot to "clarify" the other things he said in the speech, which supported the un-"clarified" word, yet the rest were fooled into thinking that one word was the only thing wrong in that speech. Breathed a sigh of relief, and then said "Yep. That's good. Our jobs are saved." No, whether Trump is successful or not, you guys just dumped on yourselves and got exposed even further that country is way lower on your scale of importance than party.

    • @robertgilleland3114
      @robertgilleland3114 5 лет назад +1

      It seems to me they're using the Jim Jordan tactic of looking the other way.

  • @wgjung1
    @wgjung1 5 лет назад +841

    So far, I'm pretty sure he can do worse.

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 5 лет назад +11

      I am starting to feel that a drug induced coma may be a better alternative... at least I could pretend to piece my life back together like Rick in TWD.
      Would make it fun at least.

    • @andrewforeman-loe3935
      @andrewforeman-loe3935 5 лет назад +7

      That's not a good thing.

    • @JMwhocares
      @JMwhocares 5 лет назад +11

      Sad but true

    • @tazgecko
      @tazgecko 5 лет назад +3

      I'm sure he will disappoint, not.

    • @GrubbJunker
      @GrubbJunker 5 лет назад +1

      Still a few years to go.

  • @johncharipurathu
    @johncharipurathu 5 лет назад +4

    6:14 does he play the Rugrats theme after Stephen mentions Dillion Pickles?? 😂

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 5 лет назад +4

    Time may not heal all wounds, but damn...
    Wine sure speeds it up.

  • @valfrancis5692
    @valfrancis5692 5 лет назад +174

    Trump gotta go, I'm sorry.
    He's a compulsive liar.

    • @jjt1881
      @jjt1881 5 лет назад +8

      And a Big Traitor

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 5 лет назад +3

      Val Francis
      If nothing else, he's _admitted_ he can't read now!

    • @valfrancis5692
      @valfrancis5692 5 лет назад +4

      Jj T. It's not funny anymore he's just looking out for himself....I'm really worried about the country beyond tRump

    • @jarchdm
      @jarchdm 5 лет назад

      TRE450N

    • @MalrexMontresor
      @MalrexMontresor 5 лет назад +2

      Everyone in his White House is a compulsive liar. Remember when Kudlow claimed on Fox that the "deficit was going rapidly down"? When in fact, the deficit has doubled? The White House's own OMB put out that the deficit is set to pass $1 trillion in 2019, and only grow higher after 2020; but they know Trump Fans never read the CBO and OMB reports so Kudlow can lie with impunity. Val Francis is absolutely right to be worried about the country, Trump's ripple effects continue well past the time he is gone. I feel sorry for the next president, he's going to have to deal with the crushing debt, high deficits, multiple trade disputes/wars, and probable recession that Trump is going to hand to him.

  • @pschroeter1
    @pschroeter1 5 лет назад +138

    I can remember the days when I thought Reagan might nuke Russia. Now I worry our president will give Russia the launch codes.

    • @DembaiVT
      @DembaiVT 5 лет назад +5

      I'm sure Putin has them.

    • @noskillzdad5504
      @noskillzdad5504 5 лет назад +4

      Well, I think Alaska will be Russian again, soon...

    • @CButtonshaw
      @CButtonshaw 5 лет назад

      well Putin just asked so nicely. he said Trump has bigly hands.

    • @fordkenisaacs6425
      @fordkenisaacs6425 2 года назад

      The 45th moron of the USA has given the nuclear codes to Putin remember the meeting in the Oval Office with the 2 Russian officials and the moron Potus when he revealed top secret info to the 2 Russians , only god and Putin knows what he revealed plus the 2 Russians

  • @aratinga77
    @aratinga77 5 лет назад +2

    "Gangrene on the body politic" - brilliant!

  • @LolUGotBusted
    @LolUGotBusted 4 года назад +4

    Colbert: Helsinki will be a 'top three' worst moment in his Presidency.
    Trump: Hold my beer.

  • @Skateandcreate9
    @Skateandcreate9 5 лет назад +224

    Love you Colbert 😂 keeping me sane

  • @ETHYLYNN
    @ETHYLYNN 5 лет назад +60

    Can we please look into all the members of Congress to see who if any of them got a piece of that NRA money or any other back-in Russia funds that have come into the country since 2010. “Follow the money to find the mischief “ please 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @maggierezac5820
      @maggierezac5820 5 лет назад +6

      Charity Mack I already have & our 'dear' senator John Thune oddly received $800,000 from the NRA in 2016! Peace.

    • @ETHYLYNN
      @ETHYLYNN 5 лет назад +2

      first last wow 😮

    • @felinecontrolled
      @felinecontrolled 5 лет назад +4

      I found a nice chart from the Washington Post you might find useful. www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/national/nra-donations/?noredirect=on&.4f46855dc6fe

    • @ETHYLYNN
      @ETHYLYNN 5 лет назад +2

      Lesh4537 thank you. I had no idea

  • @deeherrera2535
    @deeherrera2535 5 лет назад

    I saw you in Northampton, it was absolutely phenomenal! This new song is, again, a masterpiece. Thank you so much for what you do, Randy. We all love you!

  • @madonnadove
    @madonnadove 5 лет назад +2

    I love your bits on Trump, you do him so well. Makes me laugh so hard! Thanks!

  • @giacomopeters9988
    @giacomopeters9988 5 лет назад +41

    I am just so happy that when I served the men around me put country first. The senators who continue to say nothing would have been worthless serving in the military. Total cowards and unable to think clearly. There is a time to jeopardize your job when asked to stoop so low.

  • @fenwaypk1
    @fenwaypk1 5 лет назад +40

    There are so many, tough to choose!! Started with his biggest lie.....his oath of office!!!!!

  • @hemadear2509
    @hemadear2509 4 года назад +1

    I love your show Mr Colbert.

  • @gloriacheon6783
    @gloriacheon6783 5 лет назад

    STEPHEN COLBERT... YOU ARE AWESOME !!!

  • @taliaregan13
    @taliaregan13 5 лет назад +15

    His offensively bad Scottish accent sounded like an offensively bad Irish accent. I loved it.

  • @dogdog4173
    @dogdog4173 5 лет назад +984

    Judge -“Did you commit this murder?”
    Accused- “Yes indeed”
    Also Accused- “I meant to say -NO- indeed”

    • @mcasey6830
      @mcasey6830 5 лет назад +33

      Dog dog - ikr
      But the "clarification" needs to come like 24-48 hours later..😂😕💩

    • @doraaaa0613
      @doraaaa0613 5 лет назад +45

      "did you rob this bank?"
      "i did."
      later -
      "i meant to say i didn't."

    • @Andy-zg8wq
      @Andy-zg8wq 5 лет назад +1

      Hey so I’m guessing your Jesus, you make no mistakes

    • @mcasey6830
      @mcasey6830 5 лет назад +42

      MeenMan 777 , Jesus would smack the shit outta your head

    • @TonyTone1
      @TonyTone1 5 лет назад +11

      Dog dog, Trump must think that Americans ate stupid. Trying to do some damaged controls and hope most people believe his lies.

  • @mintybadger6905
    @mintybadger6905 8 месяцев назад +2

    Watching these videos gives me the feeling you get watching Titanic knowing the ship was going to hit an iceberg. We had no idea how bad things were going to get.

  • @brightieful
    @brightieful 5 лет назад

    On another note...
    Dear Mr. Colbert, I know that you value your band as an essential part of your show, hands down. I wish, though that you would engage Mr. Batiste more often! It's obvious that he shares your sense of humour, and I'd love to see more banter between the two of you. I love his and your shared laughter! Have a great night!

  • @groanchomsky
    @groanchomsky 5 лет назад +192

    Trump is done. Only months to go.

    • @JMwhocares
      @JMwhocares 5 лет назад +15

      GRANT GIBBINS from your mouth to congresses ears!

    • @doyouseeafloatingsandwich4301
      @doyouseeafloatingsandwich4301 5 лет назад +22

      I wish

    • @fabrisseterbrugghe8567
      @fabrisseterbrugghe8567 5 лет назад +19

      Let's see if we can convince him it's traditional to resign in August. He should be convinced easily that Nixon's resignation is a presidential holiday.

    • @JMwhocares
      @JMwhocares 5 лет назад +12

      Fabrisse ter Brugghe just tell him it’s a Russian tradition and he will

    • @yasirilkacase43
      @yasirilkacase43 5 лет назад +4

      GRANT GIBBINS I hope he leaves the oval office before he makes no more embarrassing news conference or a mess we can handle

  • @Methrael
    @Methrael 5 лет назад +15

    "I have the best words." - sound familiar?

  • @DiamondPickaxe831
    @DiamondPickaxe831 5 лет назад +8

    "I take him at his word"
    -my senator
    Ah yes a good reminder to not vote for you

  • @BlueSpirit.
    @BlueSpirit. 5 лет назад +9

    NATO! Please protect us against Russia and Trump!

  • @ginnakv4929
    @ginnakv4929 5 лет назад +167

    Top 3 Trump flops:
    1. Trump becoming president.
    2. Detaining and separating children at the border.
    3. Smooching to Putin.

    • @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
      @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 5 лет назад +3

      trump not resigning.

    • @beautifulwoman6744
      @beautifulwoman6744 5 лет назад +8

      Total Failure 1.shithole nation's 2. Claiming his crowd was bigger than Obama. 3. Being a wet noodle to both kim and Putin. 😊

    • @geoffbaumgartner5335
      @geoffbaumgartner5335 5 лет назад +4

      Good Nazis.

    • @laurence5026
      @laurence5026 5 лет назад +8

      Charlottesville is worse than his presidency imo

    • @LaGuerre19
      @LaGuerre19 5 лет назад +8

      Don't forget the Nazis! Remember when the dolt actually said that there are some good Nazis? Charlottesville? Remember that? That. Was. Atrocious.

  • @snowflake3361
    @snowflake3361 5 лет назад +14

    Those Republicans who pay attention only to trump’s weird correction, rather than his entire speech care more about their political futures than they care about our country. They are making themselves into trump’s posse and will find themselves riding into hell following his lead. Colbert’s monologue hits every point perfectly while giving us a good laugh, which in these dark days is sorely needed. Thank you! 👍

  • @johnkaul1393
    @johnkaul1393 5 лет назад +34

    Impeach Trump now!!!!!

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 лет назад

      john kaul Patience. Mueller Time IS coming.🇺🇸💀🇺🇸💀.

    • @johnkaul1393
      @johnkaul1393 5 лет назад

      What do you mean by this explain.

    • @ivotedforhillary6999
      @ivotedforhillary6999 5 лет назад

      George B. Wolffsohn there is no evidence has been years. quit being butt hurt if he runs again he will surely win again. Trump has done nothing bad

  • @iris-2021
    @iris-2021 2 года назад +2

    Helsinki, 1st impeachment, 2nd impeachment

  • @sngordon3385
    @sngordon3385 5 лет назад +28

    At what point does somebody from the medical profession need to step in and stop this?
    The man is clearly a sociopath with advanced dementia who can't keep himself from lying every time he speaks. If you were this mentally unfit while performing your job, what would happen?
    If this were a boxing match, the ring doctor would have stepped in and stopped it 4 rounds ago!

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 5 лет назад

      You know Obama was told of the Russian hacking months before the election and told his intelligence agencies to stand down and do nothing right?

    • @juyifan7933
      @juyifan7933 5 лет назад +2

      lol, nice diversion bot.

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 5 лет назад

      a simple google search will verify my comment. just because i follow the news doesnt mean im a robot lol. i think you meant to call me a troll, not a robot, but whatever.

    • @petespanchos
      @petespanchos 5 лет назад

      moemoney131 vee bUT ObAmA sAiD. Can it you whataboutist troll.

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 5 лет назад

      So if Trump says something about the russians it matters , but if obama knew about the russians hacking us and allowed the russians to do it without acting it doesnt matter? What kind of logic are you using?

  • @JMRC1970
    @JMRC1970 5 лет назад +109

    Love this show!!!! Can we just elect Stephen Colbert as our next President?

    • @naomidenman4808
      @naomidenman4808 5 лет назад +1

      Jeanice R. Me too

    • @JMRC1970
      @JMRC1970 5 лет назад +3

      I laugh so hard I spit orange juice on my computer. Stephen has me in tears with his opening monologues.

    • @jeiku5314
      @jeiku5314 5 лет назад +1

      Jeanice R.
      NOO. THEY KILLED SUNNY.

    • @JMRC1970
      @JMRC1970 5 лет назад

      Hahahaha

    • @AyeshaKhan-kq7tz
      @AyeshaKhan-kq7tz 5 лет назад +4

      Jeanice R. Yes please
      Preferably Jon Stewart as President and Colbert as vice president😍😍

  • @msterry9694
    @msterry9694 5 месяцев назад

    I really enjoy the change in Colbert's show. Never saw him acting up like he does now - it's great!

  • @megfunful
    @megfunful 5 лет назад

    Stephen, you are great and clear.

  • @johngallegos6053
    @johngallegos6053 5 лет назад +12

    Thank you Stephen for making me laugh..cuz I wanted to cry!

  • @abegohr2576
    @abegohr2576 5 лет назад +7

    He always does the same gun firing movement and sound. I love it.

  • @thesavagejews8774
    @thesavagejews8774 5 лет назад +14

    Colbert is always so dead on. I wonder if Colbert counts traitors instead of sheep too? I haven't been sleeping too well lol

  • @mikko1318
    @mikko1318 5 лет назад +3

    I was in the shoping and listened this clip at the headphones and laughed out loud almost the whole clip. People looked at me like i was crazy. So thanks a lot Stephen! 🤣🤣🤣
    Greetings from Finland.

  • @TheKathryn79
    @TheKathryn79 5 лет назад +68

    Love this show!

    • @bakedutah8411
      @bakedutah8411 5 лет назад

      Don’t you mean, “Loven’t this show.”

  • @Xsdwolf
    @Xsdwolf 5 лет назад +14

    Sometimes I can't help but feel like all thesr jokes are somehow lessening the severity of what just happened. The president of the united state's sold us out to a foriegn power. The president of the united states expressed that he believed the leader of a hostile nation over the finest men and women of the intelligence community. The president of the united states was briefed only days after being inaugurated of Russia's interference of the 2016 elections. He has more infornation than the American people on this matter, and all the people who know as much as he does, believe without question that Russia interfered in the elections.
    This is treason. At BEST, Donald Trump made plans to allow Russia to infiltrate our intelligence community because his pride wouldnt allow him to admit that he won a rigged election. That's our best case scenario.
    But Occam's razor, based off everything we know, is pointing at the fact that Trump is being blackmailed by the Russian leader. The unthinkable has happened, the President of the United States is compromised....

  • @cynthiahawkins2389
    @cynthiahawkins2389 5 лет назад +1

    Humor that stings sharp, we chuckle..and then Colbert goes on to the cogent point. Which, after the laughter, leaves us thinking...not too bad for an opening monologue, dude.

  • @Trund27
    @Trund27 5 лет назад +40

    BRUTAL, Stephen!

  • @WhitneyAllisonGG
    @WhitneyAllisonGG 5 лет назад +25

    I guess the top 1 is one where Trump took that the oath of office.

  • @Daystar311
    @Daystar311 5 лет назад +1

    So glad for the humor! It does convey the sentiment felt across the nation right now.

  • @MrStormCrow
    @MrStormCrow 5 лет назад +10

    I find it ironic how around 70 years ago we called the Berlin Wall an act of communism and yet here we are making one lol

  • @XX-gy7ue
    @XX-gy7ue 5 лет назад +21

    GOD BLESS AND PROTECT STEPHEN COLBERT ALWAYS

  • @cscottzimnamaste
    @cscottzimnamaste 5 лет назад +8

    Stephen Colbert, thank you for making me laugh every evening. Your show almost makes this shit storm palatable. Almost.

  • @xl000
    @xl000 5 лет назад +6

    The way Trump talk during that summit is also weird at 1:30
    It's like he's afraid of Putin
    Compare with how he talks at his rallies or at the WH...

  • @beccadeal
    @beccadeal 5 лет назад

    OMG Jon totally started playing the Rugrats theme song @ 6:19 after Stephen said "Dylan Pickle." Too good!

  • @phoney_mcring_ring
    @phoney_mcring_ring 5 лет назад +13

    That Jeffrey Dahmer joke was killer.

  • @PakRT48
    @PakRT48 5 лет назад +12

    4:01 What the stable genius meant to say was "I have great confidence in my intelligence, people." #comma

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 5 лет назад

      Pak RT Clever.

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 5 лет назад

      But the leader of the FBI and Peter strozek are both being investigated right now for politicizing the investigation so how could he have confidence.

  • @nellyking5005
    @nellyking5005 5 лет назад

    I love your show Stephen Colbert, you tell the facts just the way they are!

  • @defiantgardener
    @defiantgardener 9 месяцев назад +3

    "top 3" haha - not even close... oh you sweet summer child.

  • @gloriac4224
    @gloriac4224 5 лет назад +67

    Vote straight Democrats in Nov! We have to stop this maniac and the GOP complicit ones!

    • @stardude2006
      @stardude2006 5 лет назад

      Gloria C 👍🏼

    • @CDexie
      @CDexie 5 лет назад +1

      Taty Nova Where did this even come from

    • @gloriac4224
      @gloriac4224 5 лет назад +2

      Taty Nova watching too much fox news!

    • @Herehear49
      @Herehear49 5 лет назад

      In the meantime the Russian cyber attack continues to make sure Trump gets four more years to serve Putin.

  • @curtismmichaels
    @curtismmichaels 5 лет назад +11

    That was a nice Casey Kasem impression!

    • @maryanneslater9675
      @maryanneslater9675 5 лет назад

      You mean the Braveheart impression? I thought it was the Lucky Charms leprechaun myself. It cracked me up so much I nearly missed the next part of the monologue.

    • @TooBadThatDidntKillMe
      @TooBadThatDidntKillMe 5 лет назад

      With a Rugrats reference thrown in.

  • @amandarupp3479
    @amandarupp3479 5 лет назад

    Lmfao! Colbert you're hilarious!

  • @johnb897
    @johnb897 5 лет назад

    Love your show!!!!

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 5 лет назад +315

    "Now, let's turn to our weatherman, Sonny Showers. Sonny?"
    "IT'S GON' RAIN!"
    "Thank you, Sonny."

    • @dassnek4728
      @dassnek4728 5 лет назад +6

      lazyperfectionist1 stole that from FG.

    • @ElEricoDaGreat
      @ElEricoDaGreat 5 лет назад +16

      Guy The GalaXII pretty sure he was just referencing it as a joke...

    • @lazyperfectionist1
      @lazyperfectionist1 5 лет назад +8

      Guy The GalaXII I did. I was wondering how long before someone recognized it.

    • @kevinlacoursiere684
      @kevinlacoursiere684 5 лет назад +2

      Sunny Showers

    • @lapislazuli06
      @lapislazuli06 5 лет назад +1

      Lol! I like Ollie 😂

  • @YngvarTheStag
    @YngvarTheStag 5 лет назад +112

    It absolutely kills me that people still have "trump pence" stickers after all of this shit he's lied about and done. How embarrassing. Have fun when he's impeached. #impeachthepeach

    • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
      @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 5 лет назад +9

      Luke white is just upset that he make sexy time with putin lololol

    • @mattpasta2987
      @mattpasta2987 5 лет назад +15

      Ian Andreasson I’ve learned a large number of his supporters are just people who can’t admit they’re wrong/made a mistake. I know plenty of people who voted for him who regret it and would take it back, but I also know some who, as I said above are just people who can’t admit their mistakes, and are willing to ride that ship to the bottom of the ocean rather than show a little humility.

    • @dumbledoor9293
      @dumbledoor9293 5 лет назад +3

      Lol, get used to Trump 2020 victory, cause it is gonna happen unless, a civil riot brings down the corrupt swamp and adds political accountability 🤣 ⛔️😨🐝😃!

    • @corcon6976
      @corcon6976 5 лет назад +5

      Matt,
      I'm pretty sure that most of Trump's supporters do not see his mistakes one bit. Consider his behavior BEFORE the election, and his people didn't care. Many stated they would still vote for him even if he committed murder and rape.
      Consider Roy Moore and the extremely serious allegations he had. He lost, but he took millions of votes anyway.
      Consider Michael Grimm. He attacked and threatened a reporter on live television, saying that he would break him in half and throw him over the balcony. He later won reelection despite that and already facing 20 federal criminal charges.
      There is some weird mental disease spreading among many Republicans.

    • @clintbrightwell97
      @clintbrightwell97 5 лет назад

      Almost like people can have their own opinions. Crazy world.

  • @thedhearne100
    @thedhearne100 5 лет назад

    Stephen Colbert you are the whole sh*t. You fill my nights with pure unadulterated joy. #notmypresident

  • @debbiegross3136
    @debbiegross3136 5 лет назад +2

    Thank you, thank you, thank you, Stephen, for making this whole travesty bearable!

  • @LividImp
    @LividImp 5 лет назад +12

    Top three? Puhlease, give the man some time. This will only be in his top 10 in a year.

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 5 лет назад

      Livid Imp
      Top 100 by 2020.
      "Remember when Trump said he believed Putin over American Intel? Yeah, that was nothing compared to the 'Senator Warren vs Bernie Sanders Battle Dome Death Match' stunt he pulled..."

    • @LividImp
      @LividImp 5 лет назад

      I'd watch that.

  • @sebastianelytron8450
    @sebastianelytron8450 5 лет назад +431

    Tough choices but if I had to pick three:
    3. Roy Moore
    2. Charlottesville
    1. Covfefe

    • @davidfrancis67
      @davidfrancis67 5 лет назад +73

      This easily tops covfefe imo. At least covfefe was an innocent mistake rather than a public ass kissing of a longstanding rival.

    • @NoJusticeNoPeace
      @NoJusticeNoPeace 5 лет назад +82

      And not baby jail concentration camps?

    • @weeznaz8195
      @weeznaz8195 5 лет назад +26

      Covfefe wasn’t so much a major embarrassment, it was simply a hilarious typo

    • @catherinestickels2591
      @catherinestickels2591 5 лет назад +31

      The joke
      ------------
      People's heads

    • @YorktownUSA
      @YorktownUSA 5 лет назад +1

      Sebastian Elytron 2 of those are not Trump's fault. Roy Moore did himself in. Charlottesville was a Democrat setup. Research it.

  • @ricancira
    @ricancira 5 лет назад

    The song "Street Hassle" by Lou Reed suddenly comes to mind...

  • @TheQueenBB
    @TheQueenBB 5 лет назад

    One of the funniest segments you have done Steven!
    "I laughed and I laughed and I laughed." -Will Ferral

  • @JustAnotherDayToday
    @JustAnotherDayToday 5 лет назад +28

    “My buddy Jeff made a fantastic meatloaf...and I’m having seconds.” 😆

    • @AHDBification
      @AHDBification 5 лет назад +3

      I tried to wipe that eyelash of my phone a few times...

    • @tammywallace423
      @tammywallace423 5 лет назад +2

      me too. not sure how I keep falling for that :)

    • @dmsdana4501
      @dmsdana4501 5 лет назад +1

      That eyelash makes my day every time I see it. 😂😂😂