Trump And Obama, Sitting In DC, A-W-K-W-A-R-D
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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
- Now that Donald Trump becoming president is a real and actual thing, he's meeting with the current president, picking his cabinet, and plotting his revenge.
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Damn, Obama is so classy it hurts. He handled Trump becoming president with so much class and dignity. He knows how to keep calm.
You're aware he doesn't write any of his speeches, right ?
Thats all you got? He can speak without having it written for him, moron
ReyhanSamitAlchemist
Neither does Trump
Well what is he gonna do? 😂
Do you honestly think Donald will? We'd have World War three on day one.
That revenge speech, was one of the most alarming things I've heard in my entire adult life.
Even more so because many of the Trump sycophants who will get positions in his cabinet are 100% in agreement. They are going to be making plans to hurt people and Trump will just rubber stamp it.
jmarkellos how the fuck is it even legal to say that shit
I honestly wasn't freaked out before but now I am. That was sooooo fucked up!
seriously what the cunting titshits was that? it's like something out of b-grade spy thriller
how is he being a victim? Having a reaction doesn't make you a victim.
Michelle: Hi I am Michelle. Melania: Hi I am Michelle.
What?
LMAO!
Kamila M. Hahaha
Kamila M. Lmfao.. good one
Dying...that is hysterical.
If you only knew what we are living now in 2020 🤦♂️
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Anyone watching this while we are in quarantine in April 2020? 🤔
lol I was just about to comment. It's so funny watching these old vids.... if only they knew what would happen!
funny in a terrible way
Malcolm Amalgam Wake me up when this is over lol.
yessir
yup
I swear, The Late Show with Colbert, along with the Daily Show, Seth Myers, and Sam Bee are going to be the people that get me through these next 4 years of hell.
Enjoy it while it last, it might not last for long
Adil ANNNDD JOHN. OLIVEEEEEER!
At least you have someone to get you through the next 4 years, I had no one to get me through the last 8 awful years.
Adil you forgot John Oliver but I agree. all the Stewart Daily Show kids are my only hope for crying less
my thoughts exactly.
It's illegal for a president to appoint a family member to a cabinet position...for now.
Tal Moore That isn't true in the slightest. JFK made Bobby Kennedy the attorney general.
It was made illegal specifically in the wake of JFK appointing RFK.
"Under 5 U.S.C. § 3110, federal officials are prohibited from appointing their immediate family members to certain governmental positions, including those in the Cabinet. Passed in 1967, this law was a congressional response in delayed dismay about John F. Kennedy's appointment of his brother Robert F. Kennedy to the office of the Attorney General." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_of_the_United_States#In_federal_law_and_the_Constitution
Tal Moore That seems more like a vindictive Lyndon Johnson trying to get revenge. RFK was likely to win the nomination and Johnson knew his career as attorney general helped him get there.
Possibly, but that means my original post was, in fact, correct.
Tal Moore It also means that it's a piece of legislation with very little constitutional reasoning that could be repealed.
About Omarosa - HOLY CRAP, is she on bath salts? :D
probably is the opposite version of michael jackson
+MrMojoRisinn What does that even mean? xD
What does that even mean? Let me google that for you...
lmgtfy.com/?q=bath+salts
That scared me to my core. But we gotta keep in mind, there are checks and balances.
*looks at congress*
well, there's supposed to be.
She thinks this is a reality show!! wow, I am out of words.
I think this may be the best monologue Stephen has delivered since he started at the Late Show. This was 15 minutes of perfection.
I especially loved the "is what a pussy would say" part 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Happy Roe vs Wade overturn anniversary.
Liberal tears are delicious.
Omarosa's speech sounds like something that would be on a show like Scandal or something...fucking hell man.
Dean Wilson Yea. She's like someone you'd see in a documentary about the most infamous serial killers.
Dean Wilson
I know right? What the hell was that? Do you want to start another civil war? ... Because that kind of talk is how you start another civil war.
Holy crapola, that video of her was terrifying. That would be a scene I'd expect from a horror or suspense flick, not a political office. I don't think they realize how terrible they sound when they say stuff like that.
Dude it sounded like we were in North Korea. She called him "the most powerful man in the universe" shit. Sounds like we will be living under a dictator
I don't like this usa anymore. How can you go from Obama to this?
that was my question too.
progress. You wanted the clinton crime syndicate in power?
Stona Raptor dude stfu
Let see clinton crime syndicate in power vs a guy who might start killing people because they said mean things about him? Yeah give me the syndicate.
Prove a crime, Stona. Prove one fucking crime. Something the FBI and both houses of Congress couldn't do over the course of decades of constant trying.
I didn't think I could love Colbert any more than I do, until that last bit at the end. We'll need him and others to keep us sane for the long four years ahead.
David Pierdomenico Yeah, I hope he makes more inspiring shows.. well, I mean before Omarosa hauls him off to a concentration camp.
David Pierdomenico Guantanamo will be for the foreigners.. John Oliver and Trevor Noah.
After seeing that last bit, I was thinking that if Trump henchwoman Omarosa ever got Colbert in trouble, I would be right there behind him in support. God bless him.
David Pierdomenico make America hate again!
We were doomed for four years regardless. Let's hope things wont be as bleak as either forecasted term was projected.
How eerily accurate...all of Stephen's forebodings and worst fears were realized...and so much more than anyone could have imagined!😢🇺🇸
The most unbelievable thing is that someone with absolutely no governing experience was put in charge of the whole nation. Would you have your appendectomy done by your tax accountant?
It is pretty easy to predict the outcome of anything a lifetime loser grifter is involved in. Everything he touches turns to sh1t.
Happy Roe vs Wade overturn anniversary.
Liberal tears are delicious.
@@freedomfighterletsgobrandonHappy fair election anniversary trumper. Maga tears taste amazing, but the sound of constant crying gets old & annoying after awhile. Maga tears. 😂
Edit: LMFAO at your name. Not only a sheep but a tRump cheerleader, I see. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's more to come.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I really don't think people who voted for Trump REALLY thought about how this would pan out
#WikiLeaks
RonsaRRR easy, Obama is an idiot, but lets leave race out of it.
RonsaRRR Yeah, that's a comment I expect from a Trump supporter.
Nickolas Jackson they weren't thinking at all
RonsaRRR sigh....I'm going to assume you have a very ignorant,old-fashioned lifestyle, I am truly sorry for the people in your life, hopefully if you have children they are being raised in love and not to hate and blame others simply for their appearance.
THE ENDING . I love you dude
Lovely hug :)
+Bria Lewis
I gotta say, i rarely like or dislike a video, but this one certainly deserved one like from me.
I spontaneously started clapping and then suddenly I was weeping with gratitude for his voice. This was helpful today.
+Bria Lewis
Be strong my unfortunate American friends and neighbours to the south.
Oh my god, we're so fucked. This guy is gonna get baited right into a war in no time at all.
Compared to hillary who wanted a war with russia and syria with that no-fly zone for no good reason at all? we're good.
hey, about war? use your brain, thanks.
Yokesplooge "No good reason" You must be a different kind of stupid. She wanted a no fly zone because she doesn't want the Russians to keep bombing civilians that desperately need help and creating a no fly zone would help give the civilians supplies so that they wouldn't be starved like people in the holocaust. Please next time join us on did you even look this up?
News flash - USA is alredy into war on the Middle East. Since 2001 and 2003. And Obama don't resolve this problem. He make it worse.
You mean someone wants war with Us and Russia? Good fucking luck
That clip of the woman talking about how they're going to take revenge and subjugate everyone who was critical of drumph looked like something straight out of v for vendetta, but a prequel that shows how the chancellor got into power
Seriously, who talks like that except for movie villains? There was actual mania in her voice. I almost expected her to start twiddling a long mustache while cackling an evil laugh.
Yeah, that was seriously chilling.
You realize this is the prequel to V for Vendetta right? Like, the creators of the movie weren't making shit up about how tyrants come to power. It's predictable and periodic.
understood all those references. i agree. still, stand up for your rights. dont let the orange guy demean your voice. dont let bigots or racist try to steer the government.
If this is V For Vendetta, let's hope Colbert doesn't meet the same fate as their comedic late night talk show host character.
Bow down? OMG this country fought the revolutionary war to extricate itself from a monarcy and stood tall claiming that NO one should ever bow down to anyone. Americans don't bow down, particularly to our public servants like the president. We call the president Mister, not lord and king. The very idea of bowing down is unAmerican. Real trouble is coming soon.
Someone's gotta bow to cheeto Benito or else he'll cry about how persecuted he is.
Kidding.
He'll do that regardless.
Well said.
If they really try something THAT stupid, they will only be bowing down to the barrel of a gun.
Taylan Ertan lolol
RhondaH bow down to trump!you piece of shit libtard
Stephen Colbert genuinely hates trump. All these other late night show hosts are being kind after months of talking shit. You all were saying he was paid by Hillary to say all that stuff but she lost and he's still saying it. Trump supporters praise the idea of no political correctness. I don't know what's more un politically correct than this 😂😂😂
Trump supporters hate Colbert because, as he's clearly proven time and time again but especially in the last 60 seconds of this video, he's unafraid and really doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks. And they fucking hate that.
Well, considering the like to dislike ratio it seems they actually do appreciate that or they simply don't care about Colbert.
Wow, you've made a great point there bro. Stupid people simply accused him pf being paid by Hillary.
jalyn jones you got it all wrong. What's politically correct about trashing because she lost? I take this as what it is, a late night entertaining show. Clinton's supporters going out to protest on the streets beats whatever funny jokes Colbert could ever trash Trump with. You guys are still too upset to see this is just comedy. You guys prove everyday why Trump won, you can't tell the difference between a show and reality lmfao.
Sad.
So, did he genuinely think Hillary Clinton was a better candidate than Bernie Sanders?
Trump looks terrified. I think he thought it was a joke that's now turned into reality.
I got that feeling as well, he didn't think he was going to win, he was hoping to get to troll Hillary and now he is faced with doing the work... He is way in over his head!!
Delilah Weeks dude will most likely get shot
Yeah, right? He looked like "Shit! Why did nobody tell me being the president means work?"
And that's funny and frightening at the same time!
The adage "careful what you wish for, you just might get it" comes to mind. I think Trump is starting to figure out what it means to be president.
I died at the "what a pxssy would say" lol
Dancing Deity yes that world has been ruined for me .
Naw it was awesome.
100% BDE. My 'go to' moment to explain what BDE is.
John Baptiste running out to hug him while laughing hysterically was the icing on the cake
You know who would be a good choice to put in charge of education? Neil DeGrass Tyson.
HELL yes, and don't forget David Attenborough
One of the brightest most forward thinking minds on the planet. Donald thinks Global warming is a conspiracy and his VP is a creationist. They need DeGrass Tyson so the education system doesnt go to shit.
+Soloman Reed - Because he actually cares about education.
yes, but it would be a waste of his time. the work neil does now is way better for the humanity. What you need is someone who has his vision and 'most' of his intelect.
14:06 - 14:31 literally one of the best thing that I have seen on youtube
That must be the pettiest president the US elected.
supershinigami1 too soon to say this...
Where were you when black Americans voted for Obama because he was black. lol. Choosing because of skin pigmentation. Or how about choosing for president because of the type of organs you have inside you.
Nothing at all to do with Obama being inspiring, and having a positive message. All to do with him being black, that's why all presidential nominee's on the democrat side are black. The dems see a black guy, they just have to vote for him... Historically black guys have just crushed it in us elections..they dominate the landscape.. oh yeah..
I dunno, man. Lincoln clearly had same serious abandonment issues.
I kid, I kid.
Ehh...we've elected some pretty petty presidents.
You have to admire Trump for one thing. He thought to himself one day that he could bullshit his way to becoming President, accepted the challenge and then did it.
avarmauk it's such a funny thought. But our president he is so the next 4 years we will endure
He didn't do shit, it was all Keku. Only meme magika is to blam3. I always th0ught meme was just a construct. But now, I see. Meme, transcends all. It...merges, takes a new form each time. Meme is us. It is a collection of us, that makes one. Meme is our burning, deep and fiery desire to see the world burn to the ground in chaos unbound!!! Meme magika, through keku's present incarnation that is pepe, Harambe, early 2000's image boards, through the misty waters of the shallow, a creature of pure chaos arose. Mare of Orange. It all ends with this one cry for battle, the MEME WAR HAS JUST BEGUN>>>>> The World Is Chaos' now. Nigh is the time for chaos and disdain.
When you said mare of orange my first thought was the horseman of the apocalypse
Passed Judgements he could be the red calf too
He's gonna win in 2020 also
Stephen's the only reason I'm staying sane right now. Never leave us in these four years, Stephen. We need you.
I SO SO AGREE WITH YOU!
Shut up
@@favouremma7429 cry
He didn't
little did we know . . .
Omarosa's speech scares me so much, and I'm not even American. Thank you for making me laugh in this fucking horrible moment.
Same here.
Same, right wingers are fucking crazy.
I had barely heard of her, and never seen her speak. That clip was insane.
HailG3 I know right I thought it was a joke it took me a few minutes to realize she was serious
Omarosa was practically orgasming as she said that... you actually see her "wherever" gushing that Donald had won...
I can't believe that Omarosa interview is real. Good lord...
IKR? The fact that she said that unironically is absolutely terrifying. Trump is loading his staff with authoritarians. If the Electors follow expectations in December, it'll be the last time they do so because they won't be around in 2020.
She's incredibly attractive though, so 50/50? :p
Me too! I thought it was absolutely horrifying, just like something from a dystopia movie.
Omarosa must suffer from some kind of Stockholm syndrome. This is so sad to watch. There are principles in life that are more important than anything else, yet she's selling her soul to the devil himself just for fame?
must be thinking she's in north korea!
I wonder if putting Martin Luther King Jr's head behind Trump was intentional
OH SHIT STEPHEN NOTICED IT TOO HAHAHA
TheMeatballMen ...... intentional or not... it's good. LOL
TheMeatballMen Martin King Jr. Was retarded I support his cause but don't like him
It's been there since Pres. Obama has been in office. He caused controversy for this because that's where Winston Churchill's bust used to be and Obama sent it back to the UK during the first days of office. Caused a lot of headaches and set tone for US-UK relations.
Chris Prol shut the duck up. who gives a shit what you think you slow minded slack jawed sloth
13:45 Wow. The American Presidency as the ultimate revenge? That's what it's all about? Not "make America great again" but "make the bastards bow"?
And this is surprising to you? There is not a single thing Trump's done thus far that is not PROFOUNDLY in line with ever single bit of his behavior for the last 40+ years.
Don't forget the part where she declares the sitting President as "The most powerful person in the universe".
Diane Patten Bitch needs some excorcism... trumps dark force has possesed her
@@Fir7shadow She's right. Whether there are aliens or not, he is the most powerful "person" in the universe. Not smart enough to work the levers if power he has been wheeled up to, but he does have access to them.
I know this is a terrible situation, but the audience chanting Stephen's name and John running down to give him a hug was so cute and powerful and I love this show so much
Flynnie Junior it made my day :')
That last bit was the best.
They are both awesome. Although I think they really should move this segment to him behind a desk. He has a lot of awkward energy, shifting foot to foot, leaning/ standing kinda, hands awkwardly in pockets. We like the guy behind a desk. Don't make him stand to deliver these 15 minute long bits. You can tell he isn't comfortable and it doesn't really add anything to the show to have him standing anyway.
I really think that they should change the set to make it feel less like every other late night show out there (Conan, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, etc). It doesn't add to the show and it detracts from what we like about him. I also don't understand why late night shows all seem to have a band. Why is that? To entertain the audience during commercials? Because we never actually get to hear them play in these youtube bits.
Agreed, Was about to say after rewatching years later, but that moment from Jon was perfect. Cannot love more.
We in Europe were also in denial, for the past 48 hours.
However, after hearing about the government, there are two sentences that overlap the denial:
"Oh god, what have you done?!?" and "Oh man....... you're f**ed"
JP Fragoso
JP Fragoso as an American, it's kind of like what we were saying about Brexit. I mean, any of us who gave a shit anyways.
Trevor Moore í gave a shit about all of it.... and oh man..... one can only wait and hope now
+Konglim Khoo You do know France and Britain have an Nuclear Arsenal, too? Not as big as the US's or Russias, but enough that Russia won't even think of invading western Europe....besides all the other things that make it a stupid idea.
Kill hUnter 96 I think John Oliver actually made a good point about nukes: they really are just useless in the sense that they just fuck everything up, you know? While the threat is still certainly there, it makes the whole situation less terrifying and more... awkward, I suppose. Does that mean there isn't any possibility of Nukes getting used? No, but I think it would fall more on the actual militaries to be the deciding factor on that. If Russia couldn't crack Europe's armies, I don't think they would use nukes since they can afford to just stop the invasion and go somewhere else. Europe, if pushed to the brink, might actually feel the pressure to use them, or they might surrender out of some sense of best interest for the world as opposed to their own.
Of course, I'm hardly informed enough on European/ Russian militaries and policies to be making judgement calls on this hypothetical circle jerk, so I guess I'll just shut my fat American mouth and continue with making my grilled cheese at 5 in the morning.
Did she say "detractors", " bow down" and "universe" with a straight face?? Wow!
Yep, infuckingcredible
Yeah, what the fuck was that?
Solomon paramedic1 The leader of the free world title is stupid. I think it has to do with the cold war. Russia being a dictatorship and US being a democracy. And they decided to call themselves superpowers and the rest of the world was like "Yeah go ahead, as if we care". They really should have.
I swear the so called world leaders are messing up big time this time around.
Here in Delhi, India we may have broken last 2 decades of pollution records. This is after we added the words Climate Change to the name of the Environment and wildlife ministry. UK brexits and Americans don't get democracy...or logic, or basic decency
coming back to just see the last scene again .. that was just awesome :D
Me too. . yes, it's just lovely!
You read my mind.
Prakash R oh bhai tu INDIA aaja wapas.
Prakash R Same
Prakash R It earned 40 full seconds of applause.
Melania and Michelle met to ensure the peaceful transfer of speeches.
Elena Vanderwoodsen ......LMAO..
can you imagine how their meeting went?
Michelle: Hello, I'm Michelle.
Melania: Hello, I'm Michelle.
+Al lmfaooooo
+AI HAHAHA lol!
I remember some of the great first ladies who have lived in the WH, history has recorded others. Now a high dollar Russian ho is going to live there.
He's basically appointing every corrupt Republican cronie.... what a sham.
amen
Are you ready for the kicker? He wants Sarah Palin as Interior Secretary.
Don't worry they're all controlled by Jesuits. History lesson: the Knights Templar was the most powerful society that ever existed. It was suppressed by the Catholic Church and Papacy, but survived through others such as the Jesuits, Knights of Christ, Order of Calatrava etc. The Jesuits were then suppressed in the mid to late 1700's. So the Jesuits went underground and form the Order of perfectables then renamed Ordo Illuminati Bavarensis. The Illuminati infiltrated the masonic orders and used it, to overthrow the Catholic and religious monarchs that suppressed them starting with the Kingdom of France, thus the French Revolution
Alvin Brinson better than Hillary's satanic friends.
Alvin Brinson TRUMP WON FUCK YOU!!
Trump is the President-elect and he's still whining like a baby! "Just had a very open and successful presidential election. Now professional protesters, incited by the media, are protesting. Very unfair!"
This infant is what you voted in.
That's likely to happen when the candidate who promoted civil unrest and hatred for people who hold opposing viewpoints wins with the least amount of votes. "A man reaps what he sows"
Karpov Liam That would have happened either way. The only difference would be which side was doing it.
Richard Strong The least amount of votes???
Cpt. Blasian That's what the popular vote is. Actual human beings as opposed to the electoral system with allocates more importance to specific states. Why do you think they only bother to campaign in certain states and not all of them?
Richard Strong No I understand that. But do you know the stats for the popular votes?
Trusting in Trump's political skills is like being convinced of climbing up Mount Everest while your only Sherpa is a blind, elderly man on crutches suffering from borderline syndrome.
Do you guys know what the Congress is? Do you think everything Trump is saying will be easily approved? Don't be so naive
Eduardo Barbeito: I'm not naive. I didn't vote for Trump. Don't know who you voted for. Wouldn't you agree that Trump, as the next president, already has left so much blood on the carpet before he even got inaugurated? This has never happened before. What can one expect from this man once he's officially in office on January 20th of next year? Nobody really knows! Worldwide! Not even the guys at the pentagon really have a clue - and that means a lot!
Patricia: Well, we have no other choice than giving him a chance. But
facts are facts, no matter what. We won't see a different Trump. The man
is 70 years old and has always been the bull in the china shop. He's
narcisstic, pathologically selfish and first and foremost totally unpolitical and
unexperienced! You can't change someone at this age anymore because he's unable
to do so, even if he's willing to. He possibly will be a little
quieter, a little more presidential compared to his embarrassingly lowbrow campaign, but that's
it. This will be the most unsuccessful and most miserable presidency in a very long time!
Eduardo Barbeito The Congress. Congress. Ahahhaha. that Congress that approves almost anything related to war and stymie things like a sex trafficking bill to help victims? Yeah no I wouldn't hold my breath
Patricia L You missed key words. like bigly
I love you Stephen. I'm having trouble finding any humour about Trump. But the ending of this did make me smile. Thank you ! #NotMyPresident
CAT are you American ? He is your president ;)
+RemixedVoice Jesus, man (or lady), it's not January 21st yet! Let us enjoy a few more weeks of denial, at least.
You fuckers said that for 8 years about President Obama, you do not have any right to complain.
Nice language, friend. Complaining is an American tradition. Embrace it, and try not to be so self-righteous over your perceived lesser-of-two-evils. I'm really hoping Trump is a great president, even though I feel his past statements tarnish the office. If I can meet you halfway, maybe you can do the same, eh?
that girl= Republican mean person who said Obama wasn't her president
Thank god for Stephen, keeping the country sane
Jack M yesssssss
i so hope Stephen doesn't mysteriously dissapere, i need him to get through the next 4 years
Actually I'm feeling the urge to riot. #NotMyPresident
god damnit you beat me too it.
The American empire is destroying itself right in front of my eyes.
Stephen Colbert gives me hope
He gives me a headache.
He's so full of himself.
paul42171 Too many big words, buddy?
Trump 2020!
He deserves to be the president more than trump
Well Stephen, look at it this way ... you will have plenty of material for the next four dark years.
Joel Jang Ever since comedy was a thing, people used it to criticize and insult political figures. From Aristophanes's "The Clouds" in Ancient Greek to the entire 40 sum odd seasons of Saturday night live. If people weren't allowed to show descent towards someone in power, the person would be infallible.
From a less historical stand point, Colbert is a late night comedy show, and not a news outlet. So he's allowed to be bias, and a few insults towards the president won't destroy a country.
Joel Jang Yeah, because the conservative pigs never talked trash about Obama.
'not my president eh?' ........ so when does he actually get sworn in to power then?
Jonathan Hodgson I edited. But to answer your question, I believe it's January 8th or sometime in early January. Just shoot me.
Well this is England and we don't do the gun thing, so it's up to you then.
Am I the only one that looks forward to when they talk about Trump on late night shows? It's comforting.
Tori Dactyl What a condescending jerk. You're insulting millions of people simply because they shop at one of the largest grocery stores in the US. Yeah just blocking you, I'm not in the mood to conversate with people like you.
well your majesty when it comes to state dinners expect a big mac and nothing else
Following.
I'm bathing in liberal tears
+Tori Dactyl The first reply wasn't that great, but the second one killed it. I hereby declare you winner of today's RUclips comment battle
I'm genuinely worried for my favourite late night TV hosts - Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Sam Bee, Trevor Noah and John Oliver. Trump did say that he plans to change libel laws.
borussen 1909 if trump actually starts silencing criticism of him he'll start a civil war
dutchsinse you realize we have a republican congress ready to write these laws right?
dutchsinse They might take you seriously if you didn't use a patronising tone..
I'm worried for Bill Maher
There all liberal lieing scums trying to start a race war/ civil war in are country... idiot. These people need to be held accountable, there's blood on there hands.
I'm an American and I'm living the nightmare. :(
I'm an American, and I'm living the dream. :)
Hex Isme Yes let's both leave this country, ur hot and so am I
A lttle perspective please.
Syria : nightmare.
USA : bit of a shitty day.
Hex Isme I am a German and I live that nightmare, too.
bit of a shitty 4 years that might turn back the evolution of mankind towards the dark ages, you mean.
A Colbert classic: Trump asks his new staff, "Make some suggestions on how I can make America great again?", a staff member answers, "Simple, elect someone who knows how?"
“As my first order of business, I’m indicting the kids who keep cutting through my yard. Damn kids!!!”
- _Attorney General Rudy Giuliani_
😀
fidorover nice profile pic
LOL - nice one
I don't get it
Holy shit your comment aged pretty well you’re actually not far off !
I find it so surreal that all of this is happening.. seriousely.. just doesn't seem real at all.
I know the feeling, and I'm not even inside the USA. Seeing that yelloworange creepy clown being elected was like having reality degrade into surreality.
It simply does not bode well!
Andre Knowledge357 you.... talking about brainwashed people...... and you support trump? Even republicans say they can't believe this shit.
Andre Knowledge357 E to the D to the G to the Y
+Andre Knowledge357 The mental illness that is the right, everyone
*****
If you knew me you'd know how ironic that comment was.
I am now worrying for Stephen Colbert now. Don't leave us, Stephen, we need you to run for President in 2020.
Shenron the Eternal Dragon NExt time may be a KARDASHIAN could also be a choice
why not.
charlotte946 yep. after trump, just get used to supreme Court justice Gary busey and senator Kanye.
i dont think he can he wasnt born in america.
stelle202 Of course, President-elect Trump did promise to open the libel laws. Shows that do not support president Trump, no matter what, will have to... How did Omarosa put it? Bow?
Oh, the wonders of free speech and democracy for the select.
*+stelle 202 I agree. I cannot stand Steven Colbert. America not only voted FOR TRUMP, we voted against the liberal left media, and all the pampered celebrities, who think that just because they have money they are smarter than the average American. HOLLYWOOD IS HAVING A MELTDOWN BECAUSE THEY CAN'T COPE WITH LOSING. THEY COULDN'T BUY TRUMP.*
holy shit. i half expected omorosa to pull out a red lightsaber
what the _fuck?_
I'm willing to bet that Omarossa was the ONLY woman Trump didn't try to grab.
why's that, she's pretty hot even if she seems a nasty b''tch
I wouldn't be so sure. Sexual assault is more about power than attraction.
kada0601 Because ..shes... black and he's a racist shit.That's why.
that's the problem, she's so twisted she might actually like it....too much?
Your caps are on. You brain is off. Please switch the wires. Thaanx.
john read my mind , i would hug him at that joke
me too :D
Well Trump is president elect now. The uneducated are ruling. So, from now on, it's "red*".
xDDD
You are kill me. Is uneducated it enough?
Dinkleberg!
Orange*
They didn't bleep the 'pussy' at the end. Nice.
CBS could have and probably should have, it's nice to know that they support what Colbert stands for.
Ever since Trump's video on that bus with Bush became public the networks have become lax about bleeping 'pussy', even in other cases where it refers directly to genitals.
That was basically Colbert saying: "Alright, if this is the new normal in political discourse... if this is the sort of language our elected officials and supposed role models are going to use, I'm not going to shy away from it. But unlike some who use those words cheaply, unimaginatively, and without context (e.g. calling Hillary a cunt), I'm actually going to use it with power, potency, and in the right context."
In this context, "pussy" doesn't mean genitals. It actually does come from a word used for "cat" in the 1700s, which then started being used to use affectionately towards women. It wasn't until the 19th century when it started to become derogatory in the context it's been used now.
there's no need to any more . trump ma it ok!
I would say that Omarosa is like Harley Quinn and Trump is like the Joker, but... that would be insulting to both Harley and Mr. J.
Dumb ass bitch ever
Puddin'!
Wait, who in this scenario is Batman?
LilPinkFuzzyMonster There is no Batman in this scenario! Hahaha!
Oh. I made myself sad.
You mean Barrak O'Batman?
Silver lining: Next 4 years of late night will be amazing...unless Trump decides to put Stephen in jail, which is an actual possibility.
An actual possibility? Not any kind of possibility. It is Leftist Authoritarians who typically threaten to use the FCC to control of what people can say in the media under the guise of "fairness." Putting Stephen in jail would be silly. It won't be Trump's job to fire him either. :P
Uh, this just in from Trump's campaign. He has stated repeatedly that he wants to open up the libel laws to make suing people that say "bad things" about him easier. He has repeatedly sued people for defamation.
On the other hand there is a First Amendment lawyer (forget his name) who has vowed to offer his services pro bono to whomever is sued by Trump, and then after he made the offer, lawyers across the country added their names. It was originally offered to the women that came forward with their allegations of sexual assault. So at "worst" United States Government v. Stephen Colbert would be a show trial like we've never seen it before.
"This will not be great for us! Do you know who writes my jokes? Spoiler alert, it's Jews and they're terrified"
--Sam Bee
Um. Trump sued Bill Maher for saying his father was an orangutan. He openly admits to wanting to expand libel laws.
Believe it or not, there IS a law, put in place by Bush Jr, stating that anyone can be declared an enemy of the USA and held indefinitely without even knowing why, without need for a trial, and ALLOWING TORTURE AND ADMISSION OF EVIDENCE OBTAINED BY TORTURE. If anyone would be petty enough to use this for personal revenge, it's Trump. Granted, it's supposed to be run by a small board which would IDEALLY make it harder to abuse, but we all know Trump would be willing to threaten the board into ruling in his favor since the alternative is sticking THEM in there.
She mistook Trump for He-Man, the most Powerful Man in the Universe.
:) you won the comment section sir :D
eeyaya ~}
She thinks Trump is a Sith lord. All Hail Darth Trump!
On second thought, not even Palpatine made such an overt claim.
Zim zum oh please tell me it isn't true that Amarosa isn't going to be a government official??!! 😱😱😱
Does....does the Trump campaign not understand why the term "checks and balances" mean in the government? Because, the President actually has a limit to the power he's granted.
In this case? No, no he doesn't. The Senate, _and_ congress are majority republican, and they're going to roll right over for whatever he wants.
woofwolf435 Less than 60 GOP votes in the Senate, so there will be filibusters. Plus the SCOTUS will have the same liberal-to-conservative ratio as under Obama. Not to mention the fact that Trump wants to spend like crazy, while the conservatives in Congress don't.
No....he knows nothing. He doesn't research or read up on anything as he gets all his info from the Internet ! He has to be introduced to the ABC's of how things work in the white house first...probably with some coloring book or a book with tons or pictures and extra large text...maybe a pop up book !...LOL
not if he picks his judges and people who make the decisions with him. its alot easier then oh and if the repulicans had all the power... oh wait thats all true
Taylor Sampson thats why he's hiring every fucktard there is to help him win monopoly its all a business plan
Seeing this after joe biden becomes the president elect....
Seeing this on the 4th anniversary of its airing (and Jon Batiste's birthday!).
Feels like finally waking up from the most terrible nightmare.
Those four years felt like forever, and it was in hell.
What about now, eh?
@@peretternavn8287 Oof. Saving this to watch again when the current president actually leaves office, whether he is removed by the 25th Amendment, impeached, resigns, or somehow stays in for the next thirteen days (listed in my own order of preference).
@@angelapancella6063 and now they've delayed the impeachment till Feb. What a bunch of lily-livered cowards republicans are. There are no words to describe the actions of America's 45th "president" yet they dither. He, rudy Giuluani, ted Cruz, josh Hawley, lindsey Graham, kevin Mccarthy, marco Rubio and Women for America first should all be tried for treason.
So for the next four years Steven is going to do this?
osamaFXX he is a looser who wanted hillary don't watch his show it's going to fail
osamaFXX God I hope so
I hope he does. To keep people informed about who Trump really is before the media whitewashes everything he has said he wants to do.
Ryan Johnson, all I can say to that is pfffffffffffft.
xcsheehan Holy crap! your right! lol i forgot the bush era comedy stuff! We even had will ferral do a good by stand up special!!! I hope that alec Baldwin does one on trump!
I fucking love you Colbert
www.change.org/p/u-s-house-of-representatives-we-want-president-barack-obama-to-serve-a-third-term/share_for_starters?just_created=true
That petition is retarded please refrain from sharing it ever again.
spoiled maxee That is essentially impossible. That would require the passage of an amendment to overturn the 22nd Amendment, which will never happen. Because a Republican Congress is far from fond about Obama.
I'm numb and exhausted after 2 days, I don't think I can handle 4 1/2 more years of this shit.
Somehow....that makes me happy.
IronFluttershy 2 years before Congress does it customary switch from presidential party to opposition party.
Wait a year or two, Trump won't get along with the republican party, and he'll be impeached for fraud, so the republicans can have Pence be President instead.
You really think this is only going to last for four years? Dictators never settle for limits.
you and me both, my generation is fucked
Remember when America had a respectable, intelligent president?
ummm ... "kinda"
You can have in 2021 (assuming you're American,I'm not)! VOTE!
@@aish125 voting is in 2020
(tho I take you're point ... and thanks for the encouragement)
p.s. republicans have mailed out flyers/postcards to "blue" districts w/ the wrong date - always AFTER the real voting day. this has happened multiple times in various areas.
@@op3129 oops,sorry about stupid mistake! Although inauguration will be 2021 ;) (no,I mistaken.sorry.)
CatPad Hey, don’t be so hard on yourself. Thanks for the encouragement
this monologue gave me .............................................Renewed confidence
Trump is going to give a cabinet position to Palin?! Is he crazy?!!!!
Is that even a question at this point? That ship sailed and sunk long ago. XD
De Libertatem Uh......, yeah!
I like how you ended that metaphor.
Is that a real question? Of course he's crazy
Things can only get better after they hit the bottom. So maybe that's what Trump is going for...
*_Commedians will have a good laugh for the next 4 /8 years_*
Mike D have fun working an entry level job for the rest of your life.
You mean cause President Dump?
I think any comedian would sacrifice all the jokes they could make if they could have the sensible, boring Hilary in office. Politics and jokes aside, I think the love they have for their own country and it's welfare would supersede all that.
"Is what a pussy would say" might be my new favorite Stephen line.
Even though I read this comment before he said it, I still had NO IDEA when it was coming. 10 out of 10 delivery ✨
Adding more ammo to the gun, this was the episode when the "Stephen, Stephen...' chants originally started.
During when Stephen Colbert was just getting started & well before The Late Show (Cobert Report Days), I actually didn't think he was awesome because at the time, I wasn't interested. 2 weeks before the 2016 election started, I started to watch him & man I missed out & now 7 years later, when he imitated Trump's that just made Stephen Cobert ratings go off the charts. I loved this & I should have watched the Cobert Report.
Even I now have a new quote for all triggered feminazis & Trumpublicunts.
"Something a pussy would say".😅😅😅
I'm sure women have a chance at being a presidential appointee so long as she is an 8 or above
Nice lol
DarkSektori haha! Made me lol
And men getting laid as long as they are hot or have money.
+DarkSektori So how do you explain Kellyanne Conway she's a 6...(at best)
gamevalor Please, they just need to grab them by the pussy, no need for money or good appearance.
John is a good hombre.
Nikesh Patel *bad hombre
Donald Wilson whoops someone missed the joke
good harambe*
Just checking - which one do you think Jon is?
Madelyn Mackintosh :(
Colbert for President 2020!!
Chris Simmons Unfortunately, he's too smart to take the job. :)
I would vote for him, and I don't even live in america. Dude is the fucking KING!
Chris Simmons I mean he is as qualified for president as Trump so why not.
*Jon Stewart
Linnamonroll one for president, the other VP.
I mean they are as qualified as Trump arent they?!
“They went from 0 to Nixon in no time flat” If only he knew
between Bernie and Hillary, you choose her.
between Hillary and Trump, you choose him.
now i understand the reason why john oliver did a segment on "Opioid abuse"
Ok that list of names made me afraid and I don't even live in America.
u didnt live in germany .. dont u know about hitler ? moronic logic idiot
Parth Joshi We know you can't even. But you WILL even. Believe me.
Parth Joshi ikr... that is such a disgusting pile of shit, even trump doesnt seem that bad compared to them :///
+ wicked one I live in Australia and I'm more than aware of who all those people are.
Parth Joshi you dont even what?
CBS didn't censor "pussy."
Pretty sure that's because 'Pussy' in this context is derived from 'Scaredy Cat'. So in this case 'Pussy' literally means 'Cat', which means it does not have to be censored.
what about ass. Donkey ass.
I've never witnessed an impeachment before... so this'll be neat.
Its like waiting for the best Superbowl or World series right?! I CANT WAITTTT!!!
Well, this comment aged well! 😂😂😂
Wow you were so right
@@BittersweetDuality And thanks to Joe Biden, you'll get Four More Years of Trump! Until he removes Presidential Term Limits.
TheJimger Not forgetting that Trump is still impeached. Cheers
Well, that backfired for Omarosa.
Thank you Stephen Colbert!!! Taking a stand. Calling it what it is!!!
As a non-american citizen who has been following this election for 8-9 months, I urge everyone to take a step back and look at the bigger picture. America is not a country where one deranged man can just 'take control'. You have a lot of power over your government unlike many other countries in the world. Don't give up. Ever. Because the moment you give up is the moment you become the country and the nation you hate and fear. Acknowledge the power you have and know that you don't have anything in your path as long as you are organized and one voice. I'm a Turkish citizen, and most of the people here gave up, including me because we literally don't have any power anymore. Abuse your system like they did. You lost because you are acting the way they wanted you to act. You lost because you decided to be ignorant about the big picture and focus on small, unimportant details. He is going to be your president for the next 4 years, you may not be able to change that. But you can change and affect every single decision that he and his administration make.
Learn what you are. Understand what you are.
Before it's too late for every single one of us. In the world. We all depend on you. Do not let us down.
Please.
While it is true, he currently has enough people in his corner to actually "take control"... Congress and Senate is republican majority and so far nobody named in his cabinet is a democrat, but all republican stalwarts, he is even giving (hope it's all a lie) Steve Bannon a media chief of staff position. Thankfully it will only be for 2 years and then we can return some sort of actual balance when we elect new congress and senate
StyleM49 well yes about the 'taking control' part was a more general thing rather than the technicality of it. Your political culture has evolved over the years to not give a man like this the chance actually exercise that sort of control even if he controls every branch of government. If I know correctly, the state governments and legislatures can be a force to some extent against the congress and the senate in certain situations. Nevertheless, you actually have a chance that's what i'm trying to say
Yiğit Soner you underestimate how stupid America is.
foraminutethere23 I don't want to accept that the "great power" that nearly every country in the world depends on is actually this stupid
You dont understand, the left - the democrats wasn't just defeated by Trump its was UTTERLY DESTROYED they have NO institutional control over the government. they didnt just lose the presidency the lost the senate and the house. They are mocking the administration that will take COMPLETE CONTROL of the west over the next 4 years. California is a DESERT and its only economic benefit is the MEDIA which as im sure you noticed is COMPLETELY out of touch with reality. Again they are mocking the administration that will take over, and the trump administration has every right to be hostile. You all had better get your shit together. Because if im in Australia and im this disgusted with their conduct, IMAGINE HOW THE TRUMP VOTERS FEEL. If you look at the electoral map ITS PRETTY FUCKING RED. We are looking at the first shots of a new civil war.
Trump supporters get so angry at Stephen's reaction to the election. Maybe because the best entertainers they have on their side are scott baio and pepe the frog?
Don;t even mention pepe you white nationalist symbol.
Havel the Rock ...what?
Ben shapiro and steven crowder look them up
john dillenger Yeah cause ben shapiro totally is pro trump xd
You have entertainers, we have the presidency
I’m just seeing this for the first time and Stephen is the “MAN”!!! The ending is epic!! 🤣🤣
Isn't he tho?! I LOVE THIS GUY
that Omarosa part gave me a chilling Cersei Lannister vibe
holy fuck yes, i can image her blowing up the Hill just because thye didnt pass a Bill
I'm not saying Trump and his "cabinet" will kill your children out of spite for speaking ill of him or implying that he's as bad at his job as he is... but having seen this, I cannot with a clean conscience promise they would not.
That was pretty unsettling and it didn't age great considering he had her fired not long after and she went on to do everything in her power to trash his name.
The fact Trump won is comedy gold!!
Alpha Wolf tragedy plus time is comedy....or global annihilation.
It's not going to be funny if that idiot gets us all killed.
Alpha Wolf I mean... I can't argue with that I guess. can't wait to have stand ups back at it like they were when George Dubya' was in office.
I live in the UK, where we have just voted to effectively damage our own country through division. No one is "Safe".
I understand and respect where these people are coming from.
We should be inspired by our politicians not agrovated by them.
emphasize with people not humiliate them.
encourage people to speak their mind while attempting to remain decent.
President Trump is just a manifestation peoples rage towards the system where no one listens to them.
Democracy is a strange thing when it doesn't go your way.
#godblessamerica
Ahhhh.... Remember way back when, when everyone thought "Seriously, how bad could he be?"
Stephen is a straight up savage lol
"Is what a pussy would say."
IMMEDIATELY subscribed.
Wow, this is the best thing I've seen since Trump won. Thank you thank you and thank you again Mr Colbert.
14:27-14:55 I lost it at this part! It's not enough the audience applauds and chants his name, but Jon Batiste has to run onstage and give him a big bear hug!
Trump won't make it the full four years. No way.
@Give it up for Jackson Heights own, Mr. Randy Watson ..... Hopefully, he'll drop to the floor and won't get up.
I'm actually afraid he doesn't, because pence is the actual antichrist.
Posthuman I bet trump made Pence his VP as life insurance; nobody will dare assassinate him now haha
We need to thank Trump because we needed this wakeup call, it's like having this great life and all of a sudden your mom or your son in diagnosed with cancer. Then you understand how much we take for granted so many things. #NotMyPresident
THAT LAST LINE!!! OMG, this was awesome!!
Keep up the great work.
Mario Godoy will do
Wow! My son just sent me this video...4 long-ass years later. You called it! Loved that ending. lol
Oh, I hadn't heard about Sarah Palin being Interior Secretary.... choked on my lunch...
Lol. No offense Americans, but just because someone is president of the US doesn't mean that they are the most powerful person in the universe. That is an ignorant and arrogant statement. Look, I'm not saying America is corrupt and is a bad nation. It's a great place! But just because you think your great doesn't necessarily mean that you are. No hate.
Correction: Americans don't think that at all, and this election just proves how messed up our country is, so don't spare our feelings. Crazy bitch who wants revenge on Trump's enemies is the one who thinks POTUS is the most powerful person in the universe.
I feel so bad for Obama right now
A Different Video of a Banana Every Goddamn Day why? He's had his 8 years, his very long and shitty 8 years
Perrin North what has Donny Dump done for you exactly?
CryptoK1ra this isn’t news, it’s a comedy show
@@perrinnorth914 really cute...u do realize that we've had a shitty past 60 to 70 years.. the only great president's were the roosevelts the Republican one and the Democrat one
@@caliconservative97 buddy i didn't say he was the only shitty president, i just said his 8 years were shitty
Boy o boy...5 years later. That renewed confidence line really hits.
I think Trump will replace it with his own bust.
That's what I thought, too ^^
He can get his foundation to pay for it
Omarosa made all those statements and when she was kicked out she wrote a book. lmao
I wonder how drunk Obama had to get for that meeting 😂
It's 2019. I miss you Obama. It's been horrible. 😭
It's 2020 we're really starting to miss Obama, George, Clinton, Carter.... Need I go on
Yeah! Come back Obama all is forgiven!
Wait until you see 2020
This is so sad. Nobody will even give him a chance. I get it, I didn't support him at first either, but he's the president now, if we wish for him to fail, that means wishing America fails.
I have a job, a family, a life. I'm an American and I don't want us to fail, so I support whoever our leader is.
Trump is not America. You do not need to support him solely because he is president-elect. There is room for principled opposition without wanting America to fail. Let us wait and see what he does.
FromtheWest007 well said
That's the same argument for people supporting any dictator: "I don't care if they oppress minorities and are corrupt - I can deal with that as long as my family's fine."
Nevertheless, good luck for you and your family.
Sarah Palin holding any office scares me.
If only the people tearing up Portland could be as graceful as Obama.
CHRIS CONLEY don't waste your keystrokes...he's not a conservative, he's a Trumptard.
what came first the chicken or the egg. it's not bigoted to ask people just to be nice to one another and hold everyone to the same standards. what exactly is the left not allowing you to do? (and actually, i consider myself more moderate than liberal- but equality is equality yo)
Trump kinda reminds me of Jafar when he gets hold of the lamp...