One Diagram Explains Every Conspiracy Against Donald Trump

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  • @willfreese
    @willfreese 8 лет назад +1423

    I am so glad the video was censored so nobody will know what that image would have looked like.

    • @Darthmufin
      @Darthmufin 8 лет назад +92

      TV censor rules are so absurd.

    • @DINO92AVFC
      @DINO92AVFC 8 лет назад +33

      "Free country"

    • @greenhill004
      @greenhill004 8 лет назад +43

      8===D
      How long until this comment is censored?

    • @DINO92AVFC
      @DINO92AVFC 8 лет назад +2

      D Bennet
      ......☐☐☐
      8==▤▣☐
      ......☐☐☐

    • @antimatterserpent
      @antimatterserpent 8 лет назад +2

      +D Bennet 8===D~~~~ O-:

  • @TheFireflyGrave
    @TheFireflyGrave 8 лет назад +1548

    The only question remaining; how deep does this conspiracy go?

  • @ashv9565
    @ashv9565 8 лет назад +361

    i like how the audience immediately sees where its going

    • @johndavies9589
      @johndavies9589 5 лет назад +10

      I like how the audience immediately sees what's coming

  • @jamest6732
    @jamest6732 8 лет назад +908

    I always love it when he does the chalk board

    • @jostenan37572
      @jostenan37572 8 лет назад +2

      You will love Project Veritas videos even more. They're more informative. The media won't cover Project Veritas, which shows the Clinton Campaign used mentally ill people to instigate violence at Trump rallies. Trump was right, it is evidence of a rigged system that HIllary is allowed to campaign, or even walk free. Project Veritas also shows her campaign engaged in conspiracy to commit voter fraud. We need President Trump to put this bitch in jail and have a wonderful relationship with Russia.

    • @Laurence2000
      @Laurence2000 8 лет назад +1

      +Islam is false and harmful. I just learned today that CNN and NPR aren't the mainstream media.
      cnn.it/2egURFb
      n.pr/2dWIs3y

    • @pierrekasongo85
      @pierrekasongo85 8 лет назад +11

      Even funnier: the crowd figured out the joke within 10 seconds.

    • @jamest6732
      @jamest6732 8 лет назад

      totally
      hahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @DarkKnightofHeaven
      @DarkKnightofHeaven 8 лет назад +1

      they saw it from the first circle and were like "ITS GOING TO BE A WIENER"

  • @wiet111
    @wiet111 8 лет назад +1435

    Did they really have to blur that? That's just ridiculous.

    • @nikobatallones
      @nikobatallones 8 лет назад +67

      I'd like to say that's where the humor lies, partly.

    • @LostChildOfTime
      @LostChildOfTime 8 лет назад +66

      You're right. That penis isn't big enough to really make a huge impact.

    • @BBukeeB
      @BBukeeB 8 лет назад +7

      It's the Clinton machine,

    • @TCJAL
      @TCJAL 8 лет назад +6

      French TV like 20 years ago, on a very famous channel named Canal Plus, we could see such draw without any blur at least once a week...those guys were crazy at the time :)

    • @randomnickify
      @randomnickify 8 лет назад +9

      watch Colbert's rant about art and porn, it explains much about modern TV :)

  • @galbert117
    @galbert117 8 лет назад +1085

    Even before he finished the first circle, everyone already knew what he was drawing...

    • @the1andonlytitch
      @the1andonlytitch 8 лет назад +58

      I definitely saw that one cumming ;)

    • @ThreeFingerG
      @ThreeFingerG 8 лет назад +4

      Stephen is pathetic

    • @OdamaKamayuka
      @OdamaKamayuka 8 лет назад +4

      "Every one already knew", that's why you're explaining it to us who.... knew it as well.... Thanks man ! You're smart and you seems to be a funny guy.

    • @HeyKirbay
      @HeyKirbay 8 лет назад +1

      Well I mean, they probably already saw it during rehearsal.

    • @senam23
      @senam23 8 лет назад +6

      @ThreeFingerG: actually... he's kind of weatlhy, funny, he gets over a million views per video, he's well-known, has his own show (obviously) and you, on the other hand... are nothing like him...
      One of you two is fucking pathetic, and it's not him :)

  • @snomangaming
    @snomangaming 8 лет назад +962

    As soon as I saw the Giant D on Donald I knew exactly what he was about to draw.

    • @rchpers5623
      @rchpers5623 8 лет назад +11

      I literally had no idea until the blurred the D, at which point I was like, Why'd they blur the D? ....OH! Oh. I see what he did there.

    • @xinmingkuon
      @xinmingkuon 8 лет назад +1

      snomaN Gaming sameeee

    • @GingerCaddy
      @GingerCaddy 8 лет назад +5

      Yeah, one of his more lazy jokes.

    • @drumraine6910
      @drumraine6910 8 лет назад +12

      The women in the audience seemed to get it first, which is how it should be.

    • @freddybell8328
      @freddybell8328 8 лет назад +50

      Ironic cause there is no giant D to be found on Donald.

  • @soshiangel90
    @soshiangel90 8 лет назад +648

    Love the like 3 people in the audience who knew where the drawing was going by the first circle. Lmao. You go gutter brains!

    • @runly1
      @runly1 8 лет назад +41

      I saw it coming as soon as he pulled out the board! LOL... the giant D gave it away :D

    • @rrnlg2279
      @rrnlg2279 8 лет назад +1

      soshiangel90 No it's a super hack and old joke.

    • @Nirotix
      @Nirotix 8 лет назад +4

      You simply had to look at the layout, with the HUGE "D".... I'm a pervert, I knew exactly what he was going to do before he drew circles. lol.
      Was too perfect. His circle drawing skills thou are stellar!

    • @melgibstone
      @melgibstone 8 лет назад +9

      A shame that CBS thinks a penis-like drawing ought to be blurred out. What a bunch of... dare I say it? Pussies.

    • @Nirotix
      @Nirotix 8 лет назад +2

      +Andrew Poretz I think they blurred it out for effect actually. 😉

  • @AGiantSloar
    @AGiantSloar 8 лет назад +194

    I wish they wouldn't censor the RUclips version.

    • @UlvSkybrudd
      @UlvSkybrudd 8 лет назад +6

      I don't really get it - you are not allowed to paint a stylized Penis on US television? Seriously, why? That's just six lines on a chalkboard. That's absolutely ridiculous.

  • @wheezy001
    @wheezy001 8 лет назад +262

    Seriously, watching this show is better than depression meds---this is helping me keep the last remnants of respect I had for America.

    • @runly1
      @runly1 8 лет назад +11

      I know what you mean... comedy is the only thing getting me through all this shite, and I'm American. To think that the best two people we could come up with out of 320 million are Trump and Clinton, it's embarrassing. Just look at the comments on here. People are so hateful to each other. The Divided States of America, indeed.

    • @peterepic1003
      @peterepic1003 8 лет назад +1

      when happen these thing?ppl hate each other,when?why.......

    • @wheezy001
      @wheezy001 8 лет назад +4

      Sharon Runly Nichols I'm American too. As soon as I have enough money to do so, I will get the hell out. And I won't look back.

    • @runly1
      @runly1 8 лет назад +3

      Well, same here... I have the money, but my country of choice won't let me in: Ireland. It's not as easy to move to another country as I imagined. So, good luck to you. I'm stuck here, unless immigration changes their laws.

    • @rick149ou
      @rick149ou 8 лет назад +3

      So a charismatic liar spreading propaganda totaly legal through the general mass media machinery to you is helping you with your depression? I don't quite understand. Shit like this is usualy giving me depresive moments.

  • @OrDiane
    @OrDiane 8 лет назад +375

    Why in the world did they blur the image?! Seriously!

    • @peppapig-mf4cs
      @peppapig-mf4cs 8 лет назад +36

      Ha! exactly.... good Christians that like to grab pussy.... They just grab them in pussy!

    • @bergenranger
      @bergenranger 8 лет назад +61

      because in America, violence is mainstream, but nudity is lethal:-)

    • @spiffo5349
      @spiffo5349 8 лет назад +18

      So the Christians believe there is something shameful about the human body I see. They also supposedly believe that we were made in God's image... that means God has a penis too right? Would the Christians have them blur out a penis if it were God's penis? Food for thought.

    • @CatlordSupreme
      @CatlordSupreme 8 лет назад +8

      If we were made in god's image then god has a penis and a vagina.

    • @skramamme685
      @skramamme685 8 лет назад +8

      Because America has a really fucked up relationship with nudity and sex.
      Violence is A-OK but god forbid they see a woman's nipple or a chalk drawing that looks like a penis on tv.

  • @advocacynaccountablity
    @advocacynaccountablity 8 лет назад +48

    Donald is a classic narcissist. Every negative thing that is said about him, he accuses Hillary of immediately. I mean, you can't even give him credit for originality.

  • @Zimionz
    @Zimionz 8 лет назад +173

    CBS really blurred that? *facepalm*

    • @spfjpm
      @spfjpm 8 лет назад

      Ziim , comedy

    • @TheKYLEdavid
      @TheKYLEdavid 8 лет назад +16

      I believe they did it as a joke

    • @CatalinaThePirate
      @CatalinaThePirate 8 лет назад +1

      +TheCatLord +xXRYANISDABESTXx - don't you two understand this is a highly PUBLIC board, and if either (or both) of those deaths happen, they'll be coming after YOU? DOH!!! smh

  • @supershinigami1
    @supershinigami1 8 лет назад +197

    That's what I'm doing too. Blame others whenever I'm losing.

    • @DustinJCook
      @DustinJCook 8 лет назад +16

      FSJGuy78 you and I do not live in the same world buddy. Get ready for a democrat majority senate, house and madame president. You can't stop the monster that you helped create from tearing your party apart.

    • @chidorisnake22
      @chidorisnake22 8 лет назад +2

      +FSJGuy78 Assuming the country doesn't burn down in two.

    • @DarkD112
      @DarkD112 8 лет назад +2

      +Dustin Cook Don't forget the supreme court. We still need to fill in the hole Antonin Scalia left and they say that as many as four more could retire soon.

    • @fgougeon3268
      @fgougeon3268 8 лет назад +2

      Darc Devel And we'll finally get to put Sharia law in effect and force Christians to get abortions, muhahahaha

    • @the1077936128
      @the1077936128 8 лет назад +2

      I see you play League of Legends

  • @marhonek47
    @marhonek47 8 лет назад +131

    Hillary's not using drugs during the debate, she's using knowledge. Trump outta try it sometime.

    • @henrybecerra1353
      @henrybecerra1353 8 лет назад +23

      marhonek47 trump should also try killing people, and rigging the elections...

    • @briangerra5236
      @briangerra5236 8 лет назад

      He does :). Maybe you should try it sometime!

    • @FoxifiedNutjob
      @FoxifiedNutjob 8 лет назад +26

      Liberal logic:
      CLINTON: 30,000 Emails Deleted - TRUMP: Said mean things
      CLINTON: Responsible for American live lost at Benghazi - TRUMP: Said mean things
      CLINTON: Opponents gone missing - TRUMP: Said mean things
      CLINTON: Has done nothing with all the years she's had in office - TRUMP: Said mean things
      CLINTON: Has has broken federal laws- TRUMP: Said mean things

    • @breakingmedia7166
      @breakingmedia7166 8 лет назад +12

      LOL maybe you should use knowledge before you comment. Your stupidity is showing. Do research before you defend a lying hag

    • @melloh6783
      @melloh6783 8 лет назад +8

      Foxified you moron lol.
      Thought you'd just "happen" to not mention that the GOP Bush administration lost 22 MILLION emails 2000-2008?
      GOP blames her for benghazi when families of those lost in Benghazi themselves say they don't. Subjective grey area republicans love to pounce on.
      Trump has broken laws what are you talking about lmao. You're trying too hard for this.
      HAS ACTUALLY HAD YEARS IN OFFICE. Trump has ZERO experience. He is a businessman.
      GOP logic is to try and call out "liberal logic" and look fucking retarded in the process.
      Hillary has crooked past. But she can run the country. Trump? No experience, ill-tempered, narcissistic, egotistical, bigoted/sexist/racist. ALSO HAS A CROOKED PAST. How in Christs name does that sound viable to have the most important job in the world?
      Why don't you think.

  • @TheChamillionaire23
    @TheChamillionaire23 8 лет назад +14

    I love how as soon as he drew the first circle everyone knew what was gonna happen.

  • @Grnvolpe
    @Grnvolpe 8 лет назад +582

    Trump hates riggers. The entire Republican party disapproves of riggers

    • @aiwebb3962
      @aiwebb3962 8 лет назад +11

      Said Carlos the racist.

    • @fgougeon3268
      @fgougeon3268 8 лет назад +11

      Carlos Gallon Trump supporters will be on the look out for riggers in Philadelphia in November

    • @DrunkenLegend1100
      @DrunkenLegend1100 8 лет назад +20

      Offending SJW'S and whiny Trump supporters at the same time, I like you!

    • @FallingGalaxy
      @FallingGalaxy 8 лет назад +11

      This election is so polarized that we really are seeing the religious bigoted alt right in its final death throws.

    • @Skyprince27
      @Skyprince27 8 лет назад +10

      +FallingGalaxy
      In the First American Civil War, the issue was slavery, the weapon of choice was the rifle and the losers were South Carolina, Mississippi, Florida, Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, Texas, Virginia, Arkansas, North Carolina and Tennessee.
      In this election race, the issues are sexism, racism and xenophobia, the battlefield is Twitter and most of the loser states are putting in a repeat performance.

  • @memoryhero
    @memoryhero 8 лет назад +30

    I love John Batiste's comments from off cam. Humble, lovable dude.

  • @slashingkatie7872
    @slashingkatie7872 8 лет назад +46

    It was nice of Glen Beck to give Stephen his chalkboard

  • @andrearupe6035
    @andrearupe6035 8 лет назад +57

    5:48 I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING

    • @TheOneTrueErica
      @TheOneTrueErica 8 лет назад +18

      lol I know right? I kept focusing on the suspiciously-large D on the board and as soon as you encircled both topmost words I thought, "I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, SIR!"

    • @lDanielHolm
      @lDanielHolm 8 лет назад +4

      You needed the circles?

    • @Allenbass7
      @Allenbass7 7 лет назад +1

      U mean 5:15

  • @AnActualDinosaur
    @AnActualDinosaur 8 лет назад +50

    As soon as I saw that big D in Donald Trump I knew Stephen was going to draw.... Well, a big D.

  • @amunoz1070
    @amunoz1070 8 лет назад +43

    The "International Conspiracy Board" reminded me of the piece that Jon Stewart did on Glenn Beck back in the day....
    ah....good times.

    • @KategariYami
      @KategariYami 8 лет назад +4

      Alex M "... If you subscribe to a cause, then you must subscribe to its absolute extreme implications regardless of any easily placed restriction against it..." oh good times

    • @AlexanderHarris
      @AlexanderHarris 8 лет назад +2

      That was one of my favorites. XD
      "Look! Circles... Getting larger!"

    • @elephantmarch
      @elephantmarch 8 лет назад +7

      haha, back when Glen Beck was the biggest nutcase we had to worry about... thanks to this election he's been turned REASONABLE by contrast...

    • @adc8655
      @adc8655 8 лет назад

      you notice how jon came on to stephans show to bash the republicans but nothing to be said against the absurds levels of corrupt and manipulation happening within the democratic party

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 8 лет назад +2

      +Menhir Dolmen
      Always knew Lumpy was a comedian

  • @anderssonarad2552
    @anderssonarad2552 8 лет назад +61

    if you look only at the 2 circles (balls)... it reminds me of Eric Cartman from South Park

    • @brainlessbody9776
      @brainlessbody9776 8 лет назад +4

      hmm hmm !!

    • @Punk-Mask
      @Punk-Mask 8 лет назад +2

      No it doesn't. He's just big boned

    • @Hambonillo
      @Hambonillo 8 лет назад +2

      "That looks like..... Tom Selleck!"

    • @DetectiveDerpy
      @DetectiveDerpy 8 лет назад

      AnderssonArad lol

    • @killax1000
      @killax1000 8 лет назад +4

      I'm going to go out on a limb here, a very big limb, believe me, and say you watch the appropriate amount of South Park.

  • @joaocosta8316
    @joaocosta8316 8 лет назад +9

    Brilliant. This guy is just the best comedian ever.

  • @Serenade314
    @Serenade314 8 лет назад +80

    Fucking Brilliant!

  • @slashingkatie7872
    @slashingkatie7872 8 лет назад +82

    Trump Is FBI, female body inspector.

    • @9000Dogs
      @9000Dogs 8 лет назад

      Katie Baily Trump the TSA Agent. Loves him some full body pat-downs on beautiful young wome- terrorists I mean

  • @kylemagaro6979
    @kylemagaro6979 8 лет назад +66

    How do Trump supporters call Hillary a liar and don't think Trump is just as bad?

    • @AA-xu5kr
      @AA-xu5kr 8 лет назад +15

      Benghazi?
      Starting the Obama birth cert scandal?
      DNC Leaks?
      I have barely scraped the surface of her shit. All this convenient slander against Trump is being sourced by The Clinton Foundation anyways.

    • @gesundheit812
      @gesundheit812 8 лет назад +1

      They pervers it xD

    • @AsSheLikesIt
      @AsSheLikesIt 8 лет назад +13

      Why don't you scratch a bit deeper. The list of Trump's lies is dozens of pages long. You people have been parroting on about the same couple of Clinton non-scandals for years.

    • @comanchio1976
      @comanchio1976 8 лет назад +4

      Trump is worse, but his main supporters know even less than him, so they're too stupid to see they're being played. But only with a candidate as bad as Trump, would someone like a Clinton look like the more honest candidate. The system is obviously fucked up, if these two rise to the top as the 'best and brightest'

    • @ghett0bla5t
      @ghett0bla5t 8 лет назад +4

      Lol, he's worse! He tries to lie about shit that can be immediately verified with video evidence.

  • @LuukvdHoogen
    @LuukvdHoogen 8 лет назад +20

    I missed the bus this morning because it was rigged against me.

  • @nitroneonicman
    @nitroneonicman 8 лет назад +12

    Can't wait for Tramp to come out in the losers segment of hungry for power games.

  • @paulalderson6920
    @paulalderson6920 8 лет назад +16

    They blurred the image, OMG are CBS serious?

  • @GreenPartyHat
    @GreenPartyHat 8 лет назад +108

    But it is rigged...... Even Stephen is a part of it

    • @room___
      @room___ 8 лет назад +30

      the dirty librulls are controlling my media because they have differing opinions!!!

    • @samuelthechoosenone8590
      @samuelthechoosenone8590 8 лет назад +10

      Whats rigged, you mean the tape with billy bush, maybe thats why people are backing out

    • @tucxy3680
      @tucxy3680 8 лет назад +6

      Not really lol

    • @noediaz4726
      @noediaz4726 8 лет назад +6

      u kidding right !!!!!????

    • @user-tm1ix7xi1n
      @user-tm1ix7xi1n 8 лет назад +2

      Don't cry dude!

  • @KajSeVai
    @KajSeVai 8 лет назад +25

    Why the hell do you blure it out?!

    • @KajSeVai
      @KajSeVai 8 лет назад +8

      Its just fucking chalk

    • @KajSeVai
      @KajSeVai 8 лет назад +6

      ....no comment xD

    • @CatlordSupreme
      @CatlordSupreme 8 лет назад

      Ahmed loves man love Thursdays but tries to hide it

  • @gothling1955
    @gothling1955 8 лет назад +4

    I love Stephen's election chalk board routines -- always very funny!!!
    In my opinion, this incarnation of "Late Show" is the absolute best of the three (or more) competing programs. It's easily the best written, along with being the best performed, and is brilliant at bringing contemporary qualities, while also paying tribute to the original vibe of the classic late night genre.
    I definitely feel the emptiness whenever the show talks time off.

  • @foreseengust
    @foreseengust 8 лет назад +6

    I love how the audience realized what he was drawing after the first circle, that's a smart group.

  • @maxwesolick8674
    @maxwesolick8674 8 лет назад +5

    I'm just impressed by Stephen's ability to draw a perfect circle.

  • @DavidJamesHenry
    @DavidJamesHenry 8 лет назад +17

    The Late Show needs to create "I Rigged" stickers for people to buy.

    • @DevonTuck
      @DevonTuck 6 лет назад

      I created a page of these :)

  • @Memehuskie
    @Memehuskie 8 лет назад +42

    Sometimes I wonder.. A rich guy with no political experience how the hell did he get this far?? 🤔

    • @alexdurocher4311
      @alexdurocher4311 8 лет назад +11

      Cjninja96 Because he is what Americans want. He's totally against the establishment, and will rid the corruption.
      He has great policies, He is a great negotiator, he understands foreign relations, and had met many of the forgin leaders.
      And Es not Hillary Clinton....like what other reason do you need

    • @jamessmith-pf5zf
      @jamessmith-pf5zf 8 лет назад +6

      This is the inevitable end of the southern strategy. This frankenstein monster that is ripping the guts out of the republican party from within is their own creation.

    • @rygo30
      @rygo30 8 лет назад

      tell that too Arnold Schwarzenegger and obama

    • @joellaz9836
      @joellaz9836 8 лет назад +2

      I agree. He's the Frankenstein of the Republican party. A freakish monster who has arisen from their southern strategy and more than 50 years of implied racism.

    • @alexdurocher4311
      @alexdurocher4311 8 лет назад

      Joella Z Who are you calling racist? Better learn your history bud.
      Andrew Jackson, founder of the Democratic Party owned hundreds of black slaves
      Zero democrats supported the 15th amendment giving blacks the right to vote
      And not a single republican owned a slave
      The KKK was started by democrats, to kill blacks and conservative whites, because they were out numbering the liberals in the south
      Abraham Lincoln founded the republicans, to split away from the slavery.
      Who were you calling racist again?

  • @richiejohnson
    @richiejohnson 8 лет назад +17

    He sure enjoyed that 2 billion worth of free coverage early on in the campaign. How do you like it now, Donnie?

  • @cyruskhalvati
    @cyruskhalvati 8 лет назад +24

    that top notch censorship

  • @trinitytwo14992
    @trinitytwo14992 8 лет назад +5

    You guys are hilarious, you get away with so much, keep up the great work.

  • @BruceLeefromthegrave
    @BruceLeefromthegrave 8 лет назад +6

    That first circle was perfect though.

  • @1904say
    @1904say 8 лет назад +8

    Hilarious !! Stephen Colbert... thank-you.... loved it.

  • @steverivera7669
    @steverivera7669 8 лет назад +47

    THIS VIDEO IS TRENDING, BUT THE PROJECT VERITAS VIDEO ISNT??? HMMMMMM

    • @steverivera7669
      @steverivera7669 8 лет назад +3

      PROJECT VERITAS VIDEO 2.5 MILLION VIEWS IN 24 HOURS. THIS VIDEO IS CURRENTLY AT .5 MILLION

    • @anonx111
      @anonx111 8 лет назад +6

      Steve Rivera it's how fast views accumulated

    • @steverivera7669
      @steverivera7669 8 лет назад +2

      ***** The second video for project veritas just came out. Take a good look at the top comments, they won't exist by tomorrow. In the 10 minutes its been up its accumulated over 20k views. Watch it trend in Europe, and not in the United States.

    • @poopsie117
      @poopsie117 8 лет назад +2

      Wow one single guy's videos who is totally an expert in the field and obvious genius, that totally aren't impartial or biased is so reliable!!! And of course number of views is a total correlation to how reliable and truthful it is!!!

    • @poopsie117
      @poopsie117 8 лет назад +4

      And wow obviously every single "totally factual" video on RUclips must accumulate at the same speed and pace or else its THE INTERNET BEING RIGGED OH MY SPAGHETTI MONSTER YOU'RE RIGHT!!!1

  • @billyocean7743
    @billyocean7743 7 лет назад +2

    Stephan you should have put up pizzagate on you chalkboard? You know how much you enjoy pasta? Remember how much you love pasta? Haha! 😝

  • @filmcrew1551
    @filmcrew1551 8 лет назад +7

    Wow, Steven can draw a perfect circle.

  • @coopxer
    @coopxer 8 лет назад +32

    Oh wow. Early crew.

    • @tddddddddd1
      @tddddddddd1 8 лет назад

      Kaylee Cooper lol yeah XD

    • @chidorisnake22
      @chidorisnake22 8 лет назад +4

      Just like this conspiracy, we all came too early.

  • @astridmourning8468
    @astridmourning8468 8 лет назад +10

    "Trumpism poisons everything it touches"
    Christopher Hitchens

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 8 лет назад +3

    Objects on the chalkboard are smaller than they appear. But unfortunately, for some people, just like on a rearview mirror, objects on the chalkboard were closer than they appear.

  • @eljesperado
    @eljesperado 8 лет назад +37

    Why the fuck was it blurred?

    • @baab4229
      @baab4229 8 лет назад +6

      That's a question scientists have yet to figure out...

    • @noisemaerten
      @noisemaerten 8 лет назад

      Jesperado political correctness?.

    • @baab4229
      @baab4229 8 лет назад +5

      ***** I have a better one: Blood, gore violence, murder..It's ok. A NIPPLE?!! OH MY GOD CUT THAT OUT!!

  • @sinistersam
    @sinistersam 8 лет назад +11

    HOW!! DO!! PEOPLE!! BELIEVE!! ANYTHING!! TRUMP!! SAYS!! 🙃🙃🙃

  • @veracity-
    @veracity- 8 лет назад +4

    I love how they censored it as soon as he drew the connecting line 😂

  • @ADAMan123
    @ADAMan123 8 лет назад +2

    Screw the Tonight show. This show is hilarious.

  • @ROOKTABULA
    @ROOKTABULA 8 лет назад +5

    Can't sleep so watching a clip about an Orange Sheep Herder might help.

  • @laurengails1fan285
    @laurengails1fan285 8 лет назад +31

    maybe its all a social experiment by Sam Pepper

  • @vidsmaker556
    @vidsmaker556 8 лет назад +15

    Please tell me, in a clear way, why Hillary is almost as bad as, as bad as, or worse, than Donald Trump.

    • @swat22camden
      @swat22camden 8 лет назад +7

      do your research on past scandals by hillary and the clinton foundation. and the body count.

    • @CatlordSupreme
      @CatlordSupreme 8 лет назад +1

      Google it. They are equally disgusting.

    • @vidsmaker556
      @vidsmaker556 8 лет назад +3

      I'm not googling it-that's why I'm asking you people.

    • @CatlordSupreme
      @CatlordSupreme 8 лет назад +4

      PhantomHunter01 She's involved in various scandals (not sex scandals like Trump the tramp, more like using unsafe servers for her work related emails), she's obviously lying (e.g. she claimed landing in Bosnia back in the "good" old days under sniper fire while there's a video of her arrival which looks like a typical welcoming ceremony instead of a freaking war zone) and last but not least her foreign policy is destructive. There's more, but do the fucking obvious and stop asking people to spoon feed you information. Forming an opinion of your own requires research and not me telling you my thoughts on Clinton.
      PS Trump is also a fucking idiot.

    • @ThePooIsCIosed
      @ThePooIsCIosed 8 лет назад

      because she's a fucking war criminal. She lost 6 billion dollars of money that wasn't hers, she "lost" over 30 THOUSAND emails that would have her hung for treason. I'm surprised she has made it this far in the election.

  • @Trund27
    @Trund27 8 лет назад +6

    Why censor this brilliance?!? LOL

  • @jimholloway1313
    @jimholloway1313 8 лет назад +6

    People like Stephen Colbert convinced me to vote for Trump. Not sure if that's what he wanted to happen.

  • @RhythmOfTomorrow
    @RhythmOfTomorrow 8 лет назад +34

    How can Melania handle all of this?

    • @carloschell986
      @carloschell986 8 лет назад +4

      +Steve Gomez
      The mainstream media is doing Propaganda by quoting trump and showing footage of him? Have I missed something ?

    • @connorbryant3429
      @connorbryant3429 8 лет назад +1

      yeah the media is rigged against trump. If they didn't show the idiot things he says then he might be able to win this election

    • @RhythmOfTomorrow
      @RhythmOfTomorrow 8 лет назад +1

      Connor Bryant oh! So revealing the truth considered "rigging" Trump! Your logic is confusing.

    • @cheetodegenes4910
      @cheetodegenes4910 8 лет назад

      Project Veritas video.

    • @kaimuhi
      @kaimuhi 8 лет назад +4

      She read the Hillary Clinton manual on HOW TO MARRY A REAL PRESIDENTIAL RAPIST!!

  • @eclecticlosangeles
    @eclecticlosangeles 8 лет назад +7

    Stephen Colbert is the BEST late night entertainment. I love how he skewers The Donald, and shows just what a charlatan he really is.

  • @JamesLandon
    @JamesLandon 8 лет назад +10

    Hillary: "When they go low, we [GET] high."

  • @samk4911
    @samk4911 8 лет назад +9

    Oh, I totally didn't see what was behind that blur. Thanks censorship!

  • @alexanderlenox4329
    @alexanderlenox4329 8 лет назад +5

    The plot thickens-er, rises-no, enlongates!!

  • @imvge
    @imvge 7 лет назад +4

    I knew exactly what he was doing to do the second I saw the chalkboard
    My mind is too dirty 😭

  • @PatriCoop
    @PatriCoop 8 лет назад +1

    "When they go low, we get high"😂😂

  • @sabbasarishvili6677
    @sabbasarishvili6677 8 лет назад +7

    Looking forward for your reaction Stephen about your new president! :D

    • @chrsfrtz2009
      @chrsfrtz2009 6 лет назад +1

      Sabba Sarishvili ...after a year... what's your reaction... ??? rotfl

  • @fnikitathomas
    @fnikitathomas 8 лет назад +4

    That was so infantile .... that's why I'm still laughing.

  • @ByGLK
    @ByGLK 8 лет назад +5

    Funny how this is "#1" on trending... yet it has like only 250K views..... OKAY.

    • @NickelbackHater
      @NickelbackHater 8 лет назад +1

      Its rigged. Duh. Dont grasp that whole 'trending' concept? Its getting about 100,000 views per hour.

    • @ByGLK
      @ByGLK 8 лет назад

      NickelbackHater Trending isnt based on future view analytics, its based on current growth, not expected growth.

    • @NickelbackHater
      @NickelbackHater 8 лет назад

      How long do you think it has been online?

  • @Mozart1220
    @Mozart1220 8 лет назад +1

    LOL!!! "...fending off attacks like a woman meeting Donald Trump" Priceless!

  • @pokemonmanic3595
    @pokemonmanic3595 8 лет назад +180

    Welcome to the comment section, careful not to slip on the bile spewing from Trump supporter's mouths :3

    • @pokemonmanic3595
      @pokemonmanic3595 8 лет назад +13

      Kordoot Why thank you, I am and quite proud of it :)

    • @theliquor2145
      @theliquor2145 8 лет назад +3

      pokemonmanic3595 of course you are you're an idiot

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 8 лет назад +4

      You like big muscly knights. Therefore, gay.

    • @pokemonmanic3595
      @pokemonmanic3595 8 лет назад +3

      The Sprawl

    • @cheetodegenes4910
      @cheetodegenes4910 8 лет назад

      Yes. Objective facts are construed as "bile" by leftists; you'll have to forgive us for that.

  • @sawrirocks
    @sawrirocks 8 лет назад +6

    This was hilarious!

  • @durwin19
    @durwin19 6 лет назад +4

    3:47 made me fall out of my chair when first watching this... A few moneths later, same result...

  • @AllSeeingEye
    @AllSeeingEye 8 лет назад +2

    Imagine a Diagram Explaining Every Lie Hillary Told

  • @mrprojoe1
    @mrprojoe1 6 лет назад +3

    i was there when he did that and i almost passed out for laughing that much, he is the best comedian ever

  • @Lilo-A
    @Lilo-A 3 года назад +4

    Oh, if we only knew …

  • @KhasAdun1990
    @KhasAdun1990 3 года назад +3

    we were so naive...

  • @tristanblackwolf2043
    @tristanblackwolf2043 8 лет назад

    Best portrait of Trump I've ever seen, and far more honestly informative than the original! This explains so much...!

  • @TinyTurtlesTv
    @TinyTurtlesTv 8 лет назад +5

    THE SECOND I SAW THE BIG D I KNEW WHAT WAS UP.

  • @Nadesican
    @Nadesican 6 лет назад +3

    Oh sweet, hopeful Steven. You were so innocent.

  • @williamfreimuth
    @williamfreimuth 8 лет назад +13

    Good summary (funny as hell) of absurdity that is Trump/GOP.
    50% of 50% of US is batshit crazy. Deplorable is too kind.
    Please, go out and 'rig' this election .... VOTE!

    • @kbb6279
      @kbb6279 5 лет назад

      👍👏👏

  • @EsotericDesi
    @EsotericDesi 8 лет назад +2

    Actually Colbert on CBS's much better than when he was at ComdyCentral... LOL!

  • @DerMitWieWoOhneNamen
    @DerMitWieWoOhneNamen 8 лет назад +5

    I don't know what he drew because of the blurring.
    Is it a Swastika?

  • @nolanmurphy3056
    @nolanmurphy3056 8 лет назад +4

    As soon as I saw the big D I knew what was coming...

  • @funnyman7111
    @funnyman7111 8 лет назад +4

    LOOOOOOOOL! Take that, Trump!

    • @MrXandervm
      @MrXandervm 8 лет назад +1

      HAHAHA RIGHT?! no way he could win after th.... oh wait XD

    • @funnyman7111
      @funnyman7111 8 лет назад +1

      Xander vM really, Clinton got more votes, trump won because of the states in which he was voted.

  • @benthomas6828
    @benthomas6828 8 лет назад +1

    You guys really never get tired of watching Colbert make fun of trump every single night for months and months. When does a joke run its course

  • @heyheyparty
    @heyheyparty 8 лет назад +40

    The pianist dude is annoying and unfunny he needs to tone it down

    • @myfistsbleed
      @myfistsbleed 8 лет назад +8

      100% agree. He comments more than any other sidekick I've seen. Look at Andy Richter w/ Conan for the perfect example of a good sidekick/co-host.

    • @cabinfevrr
      @cabinfevrr 8 лет назад +11

      Agreed, his Mic should be off until he's addressed by Stephen. Why does he keep saying notorious? I get that the way he's singing it is from a Notorious BIG song, but how the hell is that relevant, other than him trying to coin a stolen catchphrase? Shut the fuck up, it's not your show, you aren't Kevin eubanks.

    • @Chiscringle
      @Chiscringle 8 лет назад +4

      Until two weeks ago, he replied to most of Stephen's comments by singing 'Cold Blooded' I think he only does one pop culture reference at a time.
      Batiste is a good band leader, but he does get in the way of comedic timing.

    • @Daneelro
      @Daneelro 8 лет назад

      I don't think it's his fault that his Mic is on when not playing music. The real problem is whoever directs the show. S/he should have realised that airing his verbal reactions doesn't add anything to the show.

    • @heyheyparty
      @heyheyparty 8 лет назад

      myfistsbleed Andy Richter is my favorite sidekick, you can tell he's a good and talented comedian by his comments and comebacks

  • @youknowwhatiamyou
    @youknowwhatiamyou 8 лет назад +11

    hahaha that was great.

  • @Dudenvideo
    @Dudenvideo 8 лет назад +8

    # Project Veritas ... Colbert you're a sell out

  • @loayabu-husein8864
    @loayabu-husein8864 8 лет назад +2

    This is the Colbert we know and love. I guess finally the shackles are off, wink :)

  • @justinrobertson5516
    @justinrobertson5516 8 лет назад +3

    This video was awesome. But man I'm sad this has to go down in history as the WORST NOSE-PIN election of all time. Both candidates are shady and crazy. But you gotta pick 1 of the 4 sadly. Hillary, Trump, Gary, or Jill.

  • @jankorinkema
    @jankorinkema 8 лет назад +8

    What will his show be about if trump loses the election?

    • @crixxxxxxxxx
      @crixxxxxxxxx 8 лет назад +16

      Janko Rinkema it will be in New York City, at the Ed Sullivan Theater.

    • @jankorinkema
      @jankorinkema 8 лет назад

      lincolnlobster not what i asked for but thanks anyway

    • @clownnookie
      @clownnookie 8 лет назад +1

      Sadly, Trump won't be going away. He'll probably start his own crap news network.

    • @TheBoniRuth
      @TheBoniRuth 8 лет назад +1

      Trump Trump Trump.

    • @TheSaneHatter
      @TheSaneHatter 8 лет назад +3

      Trump lost his erection long ago: it's the cocaine.
      That's why he decided to run in the first place.

  • @jennifert.6111
    @jennifert.6111 8 лет назад +3

    Explains a whole lot!!!

  • @solidkingcobra
    @solidkingcobra 8 лет назад

    I really think the icing on the cake is when they blurred it out. it's even more hilarious.

  • @negranomicon
    @negranomicon 8 лет назад +4

    why blur the head and not the balls?!!

    • @jjwrx8
      @jjwrx8 8 лет назад +4

      (¬‿¬) So you prefer the head do you....nice.

    • @baab4229
      @baab4229 8 лет назад +6

      why blur the nipples and not the entire breast?!!

    • @negranomicon
      @negranomicon 8 лет назад +1

      Haaaaaaha. yeah, that's clever...nice.

  • @supermahmoud
    @supermahmoud 8 лет назад +3

    notorious...
    LMFAO !

  • @snickerdoodle4844
    @snickerdoodle4844 8 лет назад +4

    He is literally insane

  • @Takhar7
    @Takhar7 8 лет назад +3

    As soon as I saw the way the D was written, I knew where this was going lmao

  • @Majortech001
    @Majortech001 8 лет назад +9

    this makes me sick how he's saying this is not true even though it is

    • @danielschultz3383
      @danielschultz3383 8 лет назад +4

      Robert Deland I agree. This really is happening. So pathetic that people are blind to this...

    • @Majortech001
      @Majortech001 8 лет назад +4

      Well they won't be laughing when they wake up

    • @requiemforamerica8432
      @requiemforamerica8432 8 лет назад

      He was talking about the sexual assault allegations, two different things :)

  • @leonham8105
    @leonham8105 8 лет назад +5

    when they get high we get higher

  • @Mrfreop
    @Mrfreop 8 лет назад +5

    Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall
    But Trumpty's polls fell all the way down
    All the GOP's media and the GOP's men
    Couldn't put Trumpty together again♩ ♪ ♫

  • @jennifertoney689
    @jennifertoney689 8 лет назад +2

    THE ONLY REASON HE IS A CANDIDATE IS BECAUSE THERE ARE SOOOOOOOOOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY THAT LACK INTELLIGENCE WHO ACTUALLY THINK HE IS A DECENT PERSON. It's absolutely embarrassing.