I still wish that Judge Judy had been chosen as a moderator. That lady will not tolerate the bickering and going over their time. Judge Judy will shut off a damn mic.
I actually graduated with Ivanka in 2004. Believe me, even the Ivy League has some seriously dumb students. Usually, but not always, the dumb ones had parents of significant influence (nb, I'm not saying the inverse, that students with parents of influence were usually dumb).
Lemme guess, this is what Trump probably was going to say: "Senator Clinton, how are you going to control a country, if you can't even control your husband?" Or some shit like that.
There's no way any insult to Mr. Clinton would play well with anyone. Even as much as Trump did say he sounded like a moronic toddler. Clinton could either come off as the strong "stand by your man" family values gal or she could flip the script about Donald's affairs easily. Donald's exes have a lot to say on the matter as well. Using that tack at all is an idiot move and he can't see it.
No we do not. Thank you for making that clear. Here in Narnia we are blessed from nature with something the Earthlings are running out of; common sense.
Andrius Baziuk you know, when you try to randomly insulting other person in RUclips comment section, that kind of choice of words are not convincing. Like, I'm not good at English, but not a guy without sense.
When was Donald's mic broken? I happened to hear every disgusting sniffle and the even more disgusting crap flowing out of his mouth. He sure used his "broken" mic to interrupt HRC plenty of times!
Because as a citizen of this country, I don't want to be lied to. I also would like my president to pay taxes, especially if he's insisting on kicking out many Latins who pay billions of taxes. As a black/Latino male, I also don't want a racist president, understandably!
Many understand that having a racist in control would be destructive to this country - it really does matter. A president potential that does not pay taxes also matters just as it matters with Clinton and her mistakes and deeds. Donald really isn't speaking of anything worthwhile as he wastes too much of his time . Btw Trump himself brought up the mic. What doesn't matter is the scare tactics and threats of Donald not being president - that should tell you a lot about things... it speaks to others.
You did not get the laugh and shimmy Stephen?. I am sure the rest of the 100 million viewers did. Hillary along with us had just observed a nut job do a several minute long ramble of non sequiturs and word salads. That debate moment was one for the ages. Don't dispute this fact Trumpsters, it was pathetic, and I dn't care anymore what you say anyway.
You're too deluded to realize that you're being emotionally manipulated. Clinton slows her cadence down and talks about poor poor black people whom ( she btw failed to do anything about that for over 20 years) and you fall right in the gumbo she spews. But then again you admittedly don't care.
Azeus XIV then you're as stupid as you probably look. Obama was a good speaker too, don't be fooled. I can bullshit with the best of them and that's exactly what Clinton is. Full of it.
Hahaha! Donald Trump just showed lack of effort and didn't even take responsibility for it. I just don't understand why anyone would vote for this guy. He literally gives you a new reason not to vote for him every 3 minutes. 😑 My 10 year old brother reasons better than him.
Ok I know everyone has important things to talk about and making jokes about Hillary and Trump...but WTF was with that look john gave the camera at 9:07 0.0 I looked at my phone cuz I got a text and I look back and the scene I am greeted with is john STARING INTO MY SOUL. Seriously why was he staring at the camera, was he just sitting there hoping it would cut to him?
Actually Springer started out as regular TV program, but ratings were down, so they started with those kooks and then ratings shot straight up. I am sure all Trump supporters are devoted viewers.
I've seen a few interview of Jerry Springer. He appears to be an intelligent, thoughtful man. I'm amazed he could head up a crazed dog & pony show like that week after week. I do know there are folks like that BUT SO MANY?? ANYWAY, they seem to congregate around Trump in groves! I wish Trump could do a Jim Jones & TAKE them to some remote location to drink his koolaide! Take all the Teabaggers with him!
Trump: "And, so you uh, know, I saw her the other day, talking to, uh, it doesn't matter who, the AF of L CIO or someone, I don't know who, they were tremendous, believe me, but she was being so rude and mean and she's a bad lady." -Sniff-
Is it really 'not bringing it up' if he mentions he's not saying it? "I'm not saying all the racial slurs I'm thinking about your minority, and that means I did the right thing!"
He's just upholding the long, time honored tradition of being a late night talk show band leader. They are all cringey and always have been, except for Reggie Watts who is the exception that proves the rule and national treasure.
"Trump got under Hillary's skin"... Is it normal to call her by her first name and trump by his last in one sentence? She did well, the entire election everybody calls her Hillary as if they played marbles together in kindergarten.
It's because saying "Clinton" is bound to cause confusion since there's two major political figures with that last name... that are frequently in the same room. It's just a habit that people pick up because of that. So, even if it's not necessarily relevant in this case since she's the only Clinton on stage, you just get in the habit of being more specific.
Why does this do nothing bitch need special attention. She has proven time and time again to be an unreliable asshole who wants to shut down the coal mines lay thousands of people off and de-fund the military. What a piece of uncaring hypocritical garbage.
bbrock RailFan ...You realize clarification is for OTHER people to keep the facts straight, right? Calling her Hilary helps the PUBLIC keep it straight which Clinton they're talking about since Bill's presidency comes up a LOT in discussions about her platform. Like Holy Shit, Dude. Calm down. Not every single small fact is a conspiracy theory against the proletariat.
MPDeventer well if you say Clinton people could be confused because of her husband. Whereas Trump is easier to say than Donald and is the name he most often goes by
TheEpic22 It's also GENERALLY more respectful to use someone's last name. You usually only use the first for issues where it would be vague like a senator with a common last name or this case.
The fun thing with Trump lies is that: Trump said 34 lies Trump averaged about 1 falsehood every 3 minutes and 15 seconds 3,25x34=110,5 and the debate was 90 minutes. So he was in line with his average (kinda).
you were correct, 3.25 minutes is 3 minutes and 15 secs. 0.25 = 1/4. 1/4mins means 1/4 * 60 secs = 15 secs. that is different with 0:15 which is yes 15 secs
Guys real talk... it's now more important than ever to look after eachother. I don't care if you're a democrat and they're republican, we're all still human. Look after eachother regardless of whether you disagree with one another😊
OK, I might be the only one here and I might get flak for this... but I am now utterly sick of Jon Batiste making comments over Stephen´s voice every 30 seconds. Doesn´t add anything, isn´t any fun, and breaks the show a bit. I wish he would stick to playing, he´s amazing at that.
Makdavian Mmmmmeh. Look, I think what you mean- that it shows that the rest of the team takes part in the show, and that Stephen takes them into account. And in theory, I´d buy that model, it should work. But it doesn´t work. Both the comments and the laughs, I find them extremely annoying (just me personally).
The way these candidates prepared for the debate has me thoroughly convinced that Hillary will make a better president than Trump. She, unlike her republican counterpart, will be ready on day one.
I didn't see what you did there. I could've, but I want to be the bigger Donald, so I didn't. I didn't see it. (Anyone else think Donald has got a very Kirk-ian speaking style?)
AHHAHAHAHA, Trump is asking for getting points for NOT descending into the gutter. And the worst part is, people ARE giving him credit for it. I mean it's too lazy to go for the double standards card here but... sheeeesh
What's with the random musician making those unnecessary add-on commentaries like "wow' or "ooooooo?" Really distracts you and makes the show a bit worse.
It's an old tradition on the late show. Carson had the guy who went "Hi-yooo!" after every joke and laughed loudly into the mic. He was annoying too but in a funny way so everybody liked him and they kept that format going with Letterman and now with Stephen too. It's just Stephen's musician is more annoying than funny, but still: tradition.
You oughta research all the supposed "scandals" on snopes.com or something before you decide how despicable a candidate is. Naturally, both sides will blow even little things out of proportion, but Clinton's supposed scandals are nowhere near the level some people make them out to be. The media is extremely good at saying one thing, but implying another, and a lot of people bite on it.
Don't expect things to get better? Do you realize hillary wants MORE refugees from the terrorist bred Syria? She doesn't care about border security or illegal immigrants killing americans. She is also BLAMING the police force for doing their jobs correctly against unruly criminals. Get ready for 2017, a summer of terrorist attacks in America, a police force that is threatened by the government AKA anarchy in cities, and weak border control to top it off. Trump is the lesser of the two evils, blind liberals....
Please don't let celebrities tell you what to think. Reality tv show host? Professional wrestler? QVC huckster? Someone who brands their own name and is famous mostly for being famous? These are not the sort of people to turn to when seeking good advice.
Lethargica Stengah Just because he owns over 100 companies doesn't mean they're doing well. He has filed for bankruptcy 4 times, so I doubt he has nearly as much money as he says he is.
its not so impressive when you start corporations which consist of PO box and are used exclusively for laundering money, while the corporations which have assets should be liquidated to pay all the people Trump defrauded
Lethargica Stengah I never said he wasn't rich, He's just not nearly as rich as he says he is. He's at most worth like 4 billion total, and he has said that he's worth 9 billion. Besides, just because he owns 100 businesses doesn't mean he's the reason they're doing well. I bet most of them he has little or no involvement in. that's what happened with Trump university, where he claimed to be actively involved in, which was a lie. That's one of the reasons it's getting sued, false advertising (among other more serious charges).
ok, first off, wasn't me. .... he built his platform on finding a group, a religion, that his uneducated underemployed rural white core could take out all their fear, frustration, anger and hate on, then he fed that fear with hyperbole and bs propaganda. that brought in the deplorables, polls at his rallies show half of trump supporters are some combination of racist, bigoted, misogynistic, xenophobic, etc etc. they ll follow him no matter what. somehow he's managed to present himself as a self made man who started with practically nothing who doesnt lie even when he's seen lying so very many times on tape. the other half are just frustrated with the way things are, and want a change, and don would definitely be a change. the fact that he's white supremacist with a fondness for nukes i think takes it a little far, im not sure, maybe they think it's time to let someone burn it down and start over.
Pretty sure the one from NY with a foundation under scrutiny, ties to white water, lies about Benghazi, and is dying of pneumonia is much worse than a simple idiot who has an opposing opinion on global warming.
Stephen, please tell your musician to shut up or at least turn off his microphone. He's so annoying. How many time should we ask for this, before you do something about it?
Well I like it It like Old times With David Letterman where CBS orchestra being Interactive with David Letterman Plus Some people Think Jon Batiste and Colbert didn't interact a lot. I don't feel it that big of a deal.
As a Bernie fan, I hate both candidates...but this debate only proves how awful Trump would be as a leader. He somehow lied and said more cringey shit than Hillary does.
Wasn't it cute the way that no one on "Fox and Friends" challenged Trump for saying he "won the CBS Poll"? No one said: "Mr. Trump, there WAS no CBS Poll". That's why Trump likes to go on Fox. He can say things that are "factually inaccurate", (you know, lies) and the State Media will not correct him.
I'm no fan of either candidate, but Hillary Clinton is clearly the better fit for the Oval Office. Trump has no clue of what it takes to run a country. Honestly, it's not his fault I blame his supporters.
I don't like trump but it does annoy me how super-bias Colbert is towards him. He never talks about Hillary's stupidity, corruption and lies. Some of you say he does but Trump's idiocy overshadows it. No. He is completely bias in every way possible. And no I don't support trump it's just annoying how left-wing hypocrisy is apparently just acceptable, where right-wing hypocrisy is completely unacceptable.
Wuppie62 I didn't say anything about hiding his chance, I said he's completely bias. Making fun of stupidity and ignorance/arrogance is fine, I understand that, but surely highlighting issues such as corruption, DNC leaks, the establishments unfair bias towards Sanders from day one (which was proved in the DNC leaks), the fact that Clinton is under federal investigation. These are serious issues. Everybody knows Trump is a joke, but the shit Hillary is up to is just brushed under the rug and passed off as a joke on the side, which gives the impression it's nothing worth knowing or being concerned about. This isn't about what he's saying about Trump, it's what he's NOT saying about Hillary.
But there's the difference: Issues such as corruption, DNC rigging, and the like just *aren't funny*. Trump, on the other hand, is a freaking gold mine of comedic value. If you want to hear people talk about Hillary, that's perfectly fine, but I think you'll have a better chance of doing that when the main goal *isn't* to get people to laugh.
MagmarFire Yeh ok I understand it's a comedy show but making those issues relating to Hillary out to be some sort of joke and passing it off like its nothing isn't right, in my opinion. Especially when she really does have serious inconsistencies that not only prove she has little or no integrity, but highlights the seriousness in corruption amongst conventional politics. And by passing these facts along as it it were a conspiracy (talking about emails and alien conspiracies in the same sentence) gives the impression that she is something that she's not. Which at a time like this can be crucial, especially at this time in the political race.
> "Yeh ok I understand it's a comedy show but making those issues relating to Hillary out to be some sort of joke and passing it off like its nothing isn't right, in my opinion." Then I find it, frankly, odd that you'd spend the time watching such a video from a series known for doing exactly that, as if you didn't know what you were getting into. Especially damning considering that the opposite candidate is known for quantifiably worse stuff. Both are definitely not spotless, but it's all moot now. We're stuck with one or the other because of our voting system. It's now a matter of picking the least blackened. Or to just not vote, like most people will likely not be doing anyway. Either way, there's no way out of this beyond damage control or diving into bunkers.
I'm sorry Stephen. I love your show so much but everytime I see or hear Drumpf I involuntarily wretch and want to vomit. It makes in increasingly difficult to watch your show because you feature him so much and it's hard to watch such a stupid, vile pile of crap.
Radical, uninformed, lying, misleading politicians are the currency that comedy lives on. In the paraphrased words of the comedian Don Friezen: "When Clinton became president in the 90's, we comedians thought, ""Man it's over. I guess we had a good run."" Then Bush became president and opened his mouth, and we went, ""WE ARE BACK, BABY!"""
Never stop Colbert!!!. You must not know Colbert. He has been one of the only media push-backs of the republican's obstructionists regime since 2008. Are you sure you are a fan or just a Trumpanzee in disguise.
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I'm still waiting for the anouncement that Trumps candidancy was a social experiment
Trump: Guys, it was just a prank, bro.
America is just one big social experiment
ITS A PRANK
SERIOUSLY ME FUCKING TOO
In the end the Fascist gov of Hillary will round up and execute all Trump voters. Not that it is inherently a bad idea.
At this point I would vote for a homeless man have an argument with a fire hydrant before I voted for Trump.
# Homeless man/Firehydrant2016
3rd party. Don't vote for the giant douche or the turd sandwich.
Fakey South Park 😂😂
I believe Vermin Supreme fits the bill :P
A THIRD PARTY VOTE IS A VOTE FOR TRUMP!!!!!
I still wish that Judge Judy had been chosen as a moderator. That lady will not tolerate the bickering and going over their time. Judge Judy will shut off a damn mic.
"Miss Judge Judy, I am paying for this mic"
that would have been hilarious, as soon as either one of them lied Judy woulda been on them like white on rice on a paper plate in the snow, lol
that would be amazing
That's funny I can see that.
JUDGE JUDY 2016
Motion to start calling all Trump buildings Donald Dumps.
I second that
All in favor say 'Aye'
Aye!
Aye
Aye
"You was totally out of control" Seriously dude. You graduated from the Wharton School of Business. WTF
lol..naw i think he just did his undergrad there.
I actually graduated with Ivanka in 2004. Believe me, even the Ivy League has some seriously dumb students. Usually, but not always, the dumb ones had parents of significant influence (nb, I'm not saying the inverse, that students with parents of influence were usually dumb).
Themistocles how was ivanka? she seems to be the brains of the shit show.
yellowhair03 you can tell that Ivanka's mom raised her alone and he had nothing to do with her manners
Take your grammar policing to the inner city where it'll be worth your efforts
Lemme guess, this is what Trump probably was going to say: "Senator Clinton, how are you going to control a country, if you can't even control your husband?" Or some shit like that.
There's no way any insult to Mr. Clinton would play well with anyone. Even as much as Trump did say he sounded like a moronic toddler. Clinton could either come off as the strong "stand by your man" family values gal or she could flip the script about Donald's affairs easily. Donald's exes have a lot to say on the matter as well.
Using that tack at all is an idiot move and he can't see it.
She could have just said " I forgave him, because I am a Christian". Let's hope he is riled and dumb enough to try it next time!
Every religion ever says stay with your spouse despite all odds. Mr. Trump, I believe you have 6 wive-
*sniffle* Uh, uh...
he knows how to control his wife, he throws her away then gets himself a new one
right a if that's relevant
On behalf of Narnians, don't drag us into this. Thank you.
I am highly insulted by the title of this video. As a native Narnian I can assure you that we hold no love for the Donald whatsoever.
No we do not. Thank you for making that clear. Here in Narnia we are blessed from nature with something the Earthlings are running out of; common sense.
well hear in Michigan we hate hillery and like trump
lol idek
Israel Ankerson
Aslan, is that you? Save us from this mess!!
Breaking news: Trump got endorsed by the Oompa Loompas from Oompaland.
Jay Jay
Kris Reese lol
And by Mickey's Toontown at Disneyland! (NOTE: That was a simple joke.......that was admittedly 6 months late.)
Wow, that mic joke was…harsh I guess? Or savage maybe? Anyway I burst out laughing.
The joke was primitive and cheap. You have childish sense of humour.
Andrius Baziuk you know, when you try to randomly insulting other person in RUclips comment section, that kind of choice of words are not convincing. Like, I'm not good at English, but not a guy without sense.
Your English seems pretty good.
Galie Razen Thank you very much :)
It's just, with my mother tongue, my job is writing a fiction. I wanna more proper with language that I use.
Good luck with learning English, you seem to be doing pretty good so far! ^^
When was Donald's mic broken? I happened to hear every disgusting sniffle and the even more disgusting crap flowing out of his mouth. He sure used his "broken" mic to interrupt HRC plenty of times!
Care less about racism and giving special economic privileges to the rich? Wow. There's just so much . . . stupid in that statement.
Mario G. Cardiel..,the sniffs from what was mentioned on Howard Stern the day after the debates, surrounded by his babes, was sniffing them fingers.
***** I guess if sniffles are a race, then I am GUILTY AS CHARGED!.
Because as a citizen of this country, I don't want to be lied to. I also would like my president to pay taxes, especially if he's insisting on kicking out many Latins who pay billions of taxes. As a black/Latino male, I also don't want a racist president, understandably!
Many understand that having a racist in control would be destructive to this country - it really does matter. A president potential that does not pay taxes also matters just as it matters with Clinton and her mistakes and deeds. Donald really isn't speaking of anything worthwhile as he wastes too much of his time . Btw Trump himself brought up the mic. What doesn't matter is the scare tactics and threats of Donald not being president - that should tell you a lot about things... it speaks to others.
You did not get the laugh and shimmy Stephen?. I am sure the rest of the 100 million viewers did. Hillary along with us had just observed a nut job do a several minute long ramble of non sequiturs and word salads. That debate moment was one for the ages. Don't dispute this fact Trumpsters, it was pathetic, and I dn't care anymore what you say anyway.
You're too deluded to realize that you're being emotionally manipulated. Clinton slows her cadence down and talks about poor poor black people whom ( she btw failed to do anything about that for over 20 years) and you fall right in the gumbo she spews. But then again you admittedly don't care.
gilo1223 yeah, given hillarys track record, and her expertise with controlling the public and attaining excellent PR, she is prolly manipulating them
even tho i dont like her. yesterday's debate made me hate her a little less and like her a little more
What?
you wot mate
J Calkins does your mama kiss you with that mouth?
No but your mama does
Azeus XIV then you're as stupid as you probably look. Obama was a good speaker too, don't be fooled. I can bullshit with the best of them and that's exactly what Clinton is. Full of it.
Hahaha! Donald Trump just showed lack of effort and didn't even take responsibility for it. I just don't understand why anyone would vote for this guy. He literally gives you a new reason not to vote for him every 3 minutes. 😑 My 10 year old brother reasons better than him.
Is he good at the cyber?
So are you implying Hillary will be better for America than Trump?
Yes Hillary is a better option than Trump, that is obvious
Incubus635 She will be extremely better and this recent debate clearly showed why.
Shame so many brainwashed people. Hopefully clear thinking America loving people will out number you brainless sheeple
"The team you like isn't even there" cough cough Bernie cough
Crooked Hillary and the DNC made it so Bernie would never win. And she will do the same to all Americans.
Kyara Velasquez cute and a Bernie supporter? You winning
Did you even read the emails? The DNC was frustrated that Bernie was hanging on after he had mathematically lost
Trump supporter calling HRC crooked, lol. Trump University cough cough ... Trump Foundation sniff sniff ...
***** do not spread BS, give me solid evidence of HRC's corruption ?
If you cannot, you are nothing but a conspiracy troll ...
"There was something clearly wrong with his microphone, I mean who left it on?"
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂 LMAO
Ok I know everyone has important things to talk about and making jokes about Hillary and Trump...but WTF was with that look john gave the camera at 9:07 0.0 I looked at my phone cuz I got a text and I look back and the scene I am greeted with is john STARING INTO MY SOUL.
Seriously why was he staring at the camera, was he just sitting there hoping it would cut to him?
Chris Rupp the Seamus Fanboy I saw that too. It was creepy
that's creepy
New gif confirmed
Yeah, that kinda creeped me out.
he was checking you out.
Jerry Springer should be their moderator. Trump would be far more comfortable as he prefers things SLEAZY AND DEPRAVED!!
Actually Springer started out as regular TV program, but ratings were down, so they started with those kooks and then ratings shot straight up. I am sure all Trump supporters are devoted viewers.
I've seen a few interview of Jerry Springer. He appears to be an intelligent, thoughtful man. I'm amazed he could head up a crazed dog & pony show like that week after week. I do know there are folks like that BUT SO MANY??
ANYWAY, they seem to congregate around Trump in groves! I wish Trump could do a Jim Jones & TAKE them to some remote location to drink his koolaide! Take all the Teabaggers with him!
Jerry Springer IS the former mayor of Cincinnati. He's got a background in politics!
He was fired for paying a prostitute with a city check lol smh.
Chris Conrad Exactly! A well-seasoned politician, sounds like
I'm voting Optimus Prime/Princess Celestia. Because cartoon characters are less cartoony than our actual candidates.
Batman/Indiana Jones 2016
Green Ranger/Luke Skywalker 2016
Optimus and the Princess have both released their tax returns, so there's another plus.
***** You're welcome. :D
boba4 yes but the Green Ranger has protected earth from illegal space invaders and Luke Skywalker has a decorated military history
Trump: "And, so you uh, know, I saw her the other day, talking to, uh, it doesn't matter who, the AF of L CIO or someone, I don't know who, they were tremendous, believe me, but she was being so rude and mean and she's a bad lady." -Sniff-
Is it really 'not bringing it up' if he mentions he's not saying it? "I'm not saying all the racial slurs I'm thinking about your minority, and that means I did the right thing!"
How much SALT would you like before typing your comment today?
a few tons pls
I actually brought my own.
same
Lol
extra please!
The guy that reacts to Colbert is cringey. He's like a Key and Peele hypeman.
Haha, so damn true!
when he laughs he reminds me of the Joker
Jon Bastiste is a future national treasure, you should be ashamed of yourself -__-
wow
He's just upholding the long, time honored tradition of being a late night talk show band leader. They are all cringey and always have been, except for Reggie Watts who is the exception that proves the rule and national treasure.
How did anyone watch the debate and think that Trump came anywhere close to Hillary?
delusion my friend. delusion
Mega Golurk because they are stupid.
lel i love the godimperator trump!
trumpster ftw
Mega Golurk lol no one even won
Wait it was trump vs hillary? it vs more like trump vs Lester.
"Trump got under Hillary's skin"... Is it normal to call her by her first name and trump by his last in one sentence? She did well, the entire election everybody calls her Hillary as if they played marbles together in kindergarten.
It's because saying "Clinton" is bound to cause confusion since there's two major political figures with that last name... that are frequently in the same room. It's just a habit that people pick up because of that. So, even if it's not necessarily relevant in this case since she's the only Clinton on stage, you just get in the habit of being more specific.
Why does this do nothing bitch need special attention. She has proven time and time again to be an unreliable asshole who wants to shut down the coal mines lay thousands of people off and de-fund the military. What a piece of uncaring hypocritical garbage.
bbrock RailFan ...You realize clarification is for OTHER people to keep the facts straight, right? Calling her Hilary helps the PUBLIC keep it straight which Clinton they're talking about since Bill's presidency comes up a LOT in discussions about her platform.
Like Holy Shit, Dude. Calm down. Not every single small fact is a conspiracy theory against the proletariat.
MPDeventer well if you say Clinton people could be confused because of her husband. Whereas Trump is easier to say than Donald and is the name he most often goes by
TheEpic22
It's also GENERALLY more respectful to use someone's last name. You usually only use the first for issues where it would be vague like a senator with a common last name or this case.
colbert is the best
The fun thing with Trump lies is that:
Trump said 34 lies
Trump averaged about 1 falsehood every 3 minutes and 15 seconds
3,25x34=110,5 and the debate was 90 minutes.
So he was in line with his average (kinda).
Francesco , that average was obtained 'over a week' therefore, the 34 lies/misstatements were unrelated to the average.
0,15 minutes != 15 seconds. ;)
***** yeah i just realized how stupid that mistake is.
I feel ashamed for that but at this point it's too late for covering.
you were correct, 3.25 minutes is 3 minutes and 15 secs. 0.25 = 1/4. 1/4mins means 1/4 * 60 secs = 15 secs. that is different with 0:15 which is yes 15 secs
***** no i corrected after the comment, i was wrong XD
This is what happen when i do math 5 minutes after i left the bed
Guys real talk... it's now more important than ever to look after eachother. I don't care if you're a democrat and they're republican, we're all still human.
Look after eachother regardless of whether you disagree with one another😊
This is so Great and accurate!
OK, I might be the only one here and I might get flak for this... but I am now utterly sick of Jon Batiste making comments over Stephen´s voice every 30 seconds. Doesn´t add anything, isn´t any fun, and breaks the show a bit. I wish he would stick to playing, he´s amazing at that.
Everyone thinks that, can they just fire that moron already
Spoutnik I´d just tell him to keep quiet while Stephen speaks. The man does play piano wonderfully...
I think its great! Shows engagement. Paul shaffer used to do that.
oh well i guess you just have to suck it up
Makdavian Mmmmmeh. Look, I think what you mean- that it shows that the rest of the team takes part in the show, and that Stephen takes them into account. And in theory, I´d buy that model, it should work. But it doesn´t work. Both the comments and the laughs, I find them extremely annoying (just me personally).
"I won the CBS poll"
Hey my microwave popcorn isn't even done yet.
My name is Donald...I'm seriously thinking of a name change. Shame to the name
lol
Dope
Dank
shut up Dump, I mean Donald
The way these candidates prepared for the debate has me thoroughly convinced that Hillary will make a better president than Trump. She, unlike her republican counterpart, will be ready on day one.
I'm not even going to acknowledge how early I am because I'm not a degenerate
I'd say it's a bit unconventional.
I didn't see what you did there. I could've, but I want to be the bigger Donald, so I didn't. I didn't see it. (Anyone else think Donald has got a very Kirk-ian speaking style?)
I thought it was Oz, not Narnia
Trump has locked up the Oompa Loompa vote.
***** No, I meant The Lollipop Guild is from Oz, not Narnia. Stephen forgot where the Munchkins coming from.
Trump will get 95% of the Oompa loompa vote, believe me.
We're gonna build a wall around Candyland and make the Monopoly Guy pay for it!
AHHAHAHAHA, Trump is asking for getting points for NOT descending into the gutter. And the worst part is, people ARE giving him credit for it. I mean it's too lazy to go for the double standards card here but... sheeeesh
Colbert should moderate the next debate
What's with the random musician making those unnecessary add-on commentaries like "wow' or "ooooooo?" Really distracts you and makes the show a bit worse.
Well I liked him...
It doesn't though.
Max yah i don't think Colbert likes them either, but it's probably the producers who like them. Trying to bring back that old letterman type shit
You can kind of notice Colbert forces himself to communicate with the morons.
It's an old tradition on the late show. Carson had the guy who went "Hi-yooo!" after every joke and laughed loudly into the mic. He was annoying too but in a funny way so everybody liked him and they kept that format going with Letterman and now with Stephen too. It's just Stephen's musician is more annoying than funny, but still: tradition.
That would be Mordor, Stephen.
Narnia?! Never!
Oh I love Colbert's last comment about the experience of these debates: "the team you really like isn't even there . . ." Bravo!
We're gonna build a wardrobe and make the Ice Queen pay for it!
I'm tired of the Clinton crime syndicate. I'm voting for Trump. Don't give a damn what Hollywood and the liberal comics say or do.
Then...why are you leaving a comment on a Stephen Colbert video...?
Because conservatives have a sense of humor, even when we're being laughed at.
Sure, be stupid. just don't expect things to get better.
You may want to consider building a bomb shelter as well.
You oughta research all the supposed "scandals" on snopes.com or something before you decide how despicable a candidate is. Naturally, both sides will blow even little things out of proportion, but Clinton's supposed scandals are nowhere near the level some people make them out to be. The media is extremely good at saying one thing, but implying another, and a lot of people bite on it.
Don't expect things to get better? Do you realize hillary wants MORE refugees from the terrorist bred Syria? She doesn't care about border security or illegal immigrants killing americans. She is also BLAMING the police force for doing their jobs correctly against unruly criminals. Get ready for 2017, a summer of terrorist attacks in America, a police force that is threatened by the government AKA anarchy in cities, and weak border control to top it off. Trump is the lesser of the two evils, blind liberals....
Real question is, who left Jon Batiste's microphone on?
Its always on and it kinda bad.
exactly
Jon's input and random sounds are my second favourite part of this show.
Crystal Forsen you're alone on that one
nope, its just that all the complainers are more vocal and actually annoying..
Hilarious! Colbert is great!
Lol! I had to watch the dance fever dances twice!!!! Hilarious!!!
as a non-american i would say that America lost the debate... how the hell did you end up having to picking between these two?
Hillary's not that bad, I liked the way she talked about taxing the wealthy more.I wish I had a candidate like that in my country...
russia picked for us
Jeff Sand .... wtf country do you live in?
Now you all know why he is an American national treasure ... I love S.C.
Please don't let celebrities tell you what to think. Reality tv show host? Professional wrestler? QVC huckster? Someone who brands their own name and is famous mostly for being famous? These are not the sort of people to turn to when seeking good advice.
Like reality star and fake billionaire Donald Trump. Completely untrustworthy
"Fake billionaire" who owns over a hundred companies? Sure, whatever you say, tard.
Lethargica Stengah Just because he owns over 100 companies doesn't mean they're doing well. He has filed for bankruptcy 4 times, so I doubt he has nearly as much money as he says he is.
its not so impressive when you start corporations which consist of PO box and are used exclusively for laundering money, while the corporations which have assets should be liquidated to pay all the people Trump defrauded
Lethargica Stengah I never said he wasn't rich, He's just not nearly as rich as he says he is. He's at most worth like 4 billion total, and he has said that he's worth 9 billion. Besides, just because he owns 100 businesses doesn't mean he's the reason they're doing well. I bet most of them he has little or no involvement in. that's what happened with Trump university, where he claimed to be actively involved in, which was a lie. That's one of the reasons it's getting sued, false advertising (among other more serious charges).
"she brought the orange peeler" love it, did not expect that one. :)
why did you guys elect Trump if you hate him so much?
nominate*
We've got a little problem with the uneducated and white supremacists.
LOL
well here in India we had a guy named Rahul Gandhi(a similar, but more stupid guy than Trump) we kicked his ass in the elections.
ok, first off, wasn't me. .... he built his platform on finding a group, a religion, that his uneducated underemployed rural white core could take out all their fear, frustration, anger and hate on, then he fed that fear with hyperbole and bs propaganda. that brought in the deplorables, polls at his rallies show half of trump supporters are some combination of racist, bigoted, misogynistic, xenophobic, etc etc. they ll follow him no matter what. somehow he's managed to present himself as a self made man who started with practically nothing who doesnt lie even when he's seen lying so very many times on tape.
the other half are just frustrated with the way things are, and want a change, and don would definitely be a change. the fact that he's white supremacist with a fondness for nukes i think takes it a little far, im not sure, maybe they think it's time to let someone burn it down and start over.
I've decided I'm going to vote for the liar
Menhir et Dolmen better than the one who thinks global warming is a hoax created by the Chinese.
You gotta be more specific!
Pretty sure the one from NY with a foundation under scrutiny, ties to white water, lies about Benghazi, and is dying of pneumonia is much worse than a simple idiot who has an opposing opinion on global warming.
And against women, Hispanics, not paying his workers.
Global warming denial is more dangerous than anything else.
Can you please turn off your musicians mike, it's so annoying
Even John could not believe the end of this segment... is face is priceless 9:53 :-)
Stephen, please tell your musician to shut up or at least turn off his microphone. He's so annoying. How many time should we ask for this, before you do something about it?
Salar Kalantari glad it's not just me. All he says is Oh and Hey!
Salar Kalantari I thought I was the only one. Talented musician, bad co-host/sidekick.
Actually, I like it. Obviously, not everybody feels the same way I guess.
Well I like it It like Old times With David Letterman where CBS orchestra being Interactive with David Letterman Plus Some people Think Jon Batiste and Colbert didn't interact a lot. I don't feel it that big of a deal.
+Salar Kalantari Maybe I"m the only one, but I actually like his little comments
The only thing that scares me more than trump are the people that chose trump to run for president
Loved that Trumpster won the non-existent CBS poll...
Isn't the lollipop guild from Oz?
Yup. In Munchkin Country.
that orange peeler joke tho... got me almost spilling my tea.... literally 😂😂😂😂
"Reaching out to women...and minorities"
*Grabs chest*
Ma heart 😂😂😂😂
25 polls of big media outlet polls in favor of Trump, 2 in favor of Hillary of which one is the Clinton News Network.
As a Bernie fan, I hate both candidates...but this debate only proves how awful Trump would be as a leader. He somehow lied and said more cringey shit than Hillary does.
It's surreal looking back on the election. He was so unelectable. How the hell did we get here?
Wasn't it cute the way that no one on "Fox and Friends" challenged Trump for saying he "won the CBS Poll"? No one said: "Mr. Trump, there WAS no CBS Poll". That's why Trump likes to go on Fox. He can say things that are "factually inaccurate", (you know, lies) and the State Media will not correct him.
the salt is real man :D love it
I'm no fan of either candidate, but Hillary Clinton is clearly the better fit for the Oval Office. Trump has no clue of what it takes to run a country. Honestly, it's not his fault I blame his supporters.
in before the triggered trumplorables
I don't like trump but it does annoy me how super-bias Colbert is towards him.
He never talks about Hillary's stupidity, corruption and lies. Some of you say he does but Trump's idiocy overshadows it. No. He is completely bias in every way possible. And no I don't support trump it's just annoying how left-wing hypocrisy is apparently just acceptable, where right-wing hypocrisy is completely unacceptable.
Why should he hide his choice for making fun of ignorance and stupidity? He's not a journalist, nor does he claim to be opinionless.
Wuppie62 I didn't say anything about hiding his chance, I said he's completely bias. Making fun of stupidity and ignorance/arrogance is fine, I understand that, but surely highlighting issues such as corruption, DNC leaks, the establishments unfair bias towards Sanders from day one (which was proved in the DNC leaks), the fact that Clinton is under federal investigation. These are serious issues. Everybody knows Trump is a joke, but the shit Hillary is up to is just brushed under the rug and passed off as a joke on the side, which gives the impression it's nothing worth knowing or being concerned about.
This isn't about what he's saying about Trump, it's what he's NOT saying about Hillary.
But there's the difference: Issues such as corruption, DNC rigging, and the like just *aren't funny*. Trump, on the other hand, is a freaking gold mine of comedic value.
If you want to hear people talk about Hillary, that's perfectly fine, but I think you'll have a better chance of doing that when the main goal *isn't* to get people to laugh.
MagmarFire Yeh ok I understand it's a comedy show but making those issues relating to Hillary out to be some sort of joke and passing it off like its nothing isn't right, in my opinion.
Especially when she really does have serious inconsistencies that not only prove she has little or no integrity, but highlights the seriousness in corruption amongst conventional politics.
And by passing these facts along as it it were a conspiracy (talking about emails and alien conspiracies in the same sentence) gives the impression that she is something that she's not. Which at a time like this can be crucial, especially at this time in the political race.
> "Yeh ok I understand it's a comedy show but making those issues relating to Hillary out to be some sort of joke and passing it off like its nothing isn't right, in my opinion."
Then I find it, frankly, odd that you'd spend the time watching such a video from a series known for doing exactly that, as if you didn't know what you were getting into.
Especially damning considering that the opposite candidate is known for quantifiably worse stuff. Both are definitely not spotless, but it's all moot now. We're stuck with one or the other because of our voting system. It's now a matter of picking the least blackened. Or to just not vote, like most people will likely not be doing anyway. Either way, there's no way out of this beyond damage control or diving into bunkers.
"Trump won the CBS Poll... Except that there was no CBS Poll." I spit out my beer in laughter. Darn, what a waste of perfectly good beer.
I use the smaller bags of popcorn, just under 2 minutes if you don't want it to burn.
Okay but can we talk about how happy the drummer was to mimic the microwave ding I AM DYING
Jon's face at 9:07 made me burst out laughing.
Lol can we get that disco Hillary as a GIF pls? XD I almost choked from laughing too much!
Damn Stephen, you almost killed me with the popcorn joke, i was drinking my tea. lol
lmao ur so funny. .ty I needed to laugh.
I love the Dance Fever part!!! Chimey Hillary!!!
I'm sorry Stephen. I love your show so much but everytime I see or hear Drumpf I involuntarily wretch and want to vomit. It makes in increasingly difficult to watch your show because you feature him so much and it's hard to watch such a stupid, vile pile of crap.
You'll have to get used to it eventually, especially if said vile pile of crap gets elected. This is good medicine, trust me.
Radical, uninformed, lying, misleading politicians are the currency that comedy lives on. In the paraphrased words of the comedian Don Friezen:
"When Clinton became president in the 90's, we comedians thought, ""Man it's over. I guess we had a good run."" Then Bush became president and opened his mouth, and we went, ""WE ARE BACK, BABY!"""
I hope you're voting...
Anyone who complains about politics or political coverage is especially obligated to vote.
Never stop Colbert!!!. You must not know Colbert. He has been one of the only media push-backs of the republican's obstructionists regime since 2008. Are you sure you are a fan or just a Trumpanzee in disguise.
"Orange Peeler" and "Dance Fever" - that's hilarious, I don't care who you are. And God, I needed to laugh about this crap.
Every Late Show clip makes me really miss the glory of The Colbert Report.
Don't forget to scarf down that cookie.
1:43 is where Stephen gets possessed by the ghost of David Letterman. That orange peeler gag was classic Dave.
Whoa!!.....Narnia is real. lmao
"There was clearly, something terribly wrong with his microphone, I mean who left that thing on ?" I think I just died ..?
What about all the other polls? What about the new nbc poll?
Colbert is in his zone with these political commentaries
So... are his campaign staff just telling Trump that he's winning literally everything to make him feel better?
Yes we are. We have families to support.
Well okay then.
Wasn't really into the sketch until the dance fever part and him dancing across the stage lmao
mr colbert, over the top brilliance...once again!
This is so good!
One of the funniest titles to a video I've ever seen.
"How gracious." lmao!
The question of that debate for my wife was; Where the hell is Donald's wedding ring?! lol
I thought it was col-Bert not col-bear
Tres francais mon ami.
Uncle Bad Touch it's a show name, he's had it since he was on Stewart
He decided to adopt the Frenchified pronunciation while he was on the plane to Second City in Chicago, decades ago.
Wait wait wait, what do you mean that Narnia does not exist?!?!?
we're trying to hide it from drumpf, otherwise the pevensies would have to deal with him, too
Narnia is movie.
Martine M hahahaha Narnia: The Vengeance Of the Orange Goblin =))
This woman simply has to be President.
that just insulted us in NARNIA. .. smirk, snort giggles ... 😊
Dear Stephen,
I could watch you bust a dance shimmy all day XD XD
Would John Batiste do the shimmy too?
He should. Man he should!
9:06
Best John Baptise face ever.
Stephen is so funny,...I almost peed my pants!
the team you really like isnt even there... so true
unexpectedly entertaining, wasn't expecting to laugh this much :D kkkk