I know right? Stephan was pissssed. I've watched hours and hours of his content and cannot think of the last time I've seen him this legitimately angry. He actively despises Trump.
Wav: Unless you can point to an exact tragedy that was linked to those missing emails, nobody is as concerned with them as agent orange thinks they are.
so the only way the ape in chief is going to win is if everybody reads a conspiracy website? Not everybody's mom drank moonshine when she was pregnant with them, wav.
@Wav, Now come on! Objectively speaking, if anyone resembles an ape, orangutan or buffoon, it would have to be the overweight, hulking, sweat-soaked Donald Trump. Amirite? LOL!
***** I do. And frankly, I believe you're trying a little bit hard to laugh it off. President Obama is slim and elegant, calm and smooth. Trump? I'll let you fill in the blanks.
People are telling me, really smart people too, the best people, they're, they're telling me, you know what they're saying? I'm not saying this, I'm just reporting what everyone is saying, and that's that Trump donates money to organizations that support child rape. Can you believe people are saying this? They are, and they're right. Trump is a child rapist, I couldn't believe it either, but really smart people are saying that Trump pays money to rape little boys. SAD!
People are saying Trump killed Nicole Brown Simpson. I mean I don't know, but some very smart people are saying this. He should present proof of where he was during her murder. And also prove that wasn't his body double.
How in the hell are they gonna list religion on a birth certificate? "This baby is Presbyterian." "Oh, our family is Jewish actually." "Ma'am, I'm a doctor, ok?"
For that matter, who has a copy of their college or passport applications? You send those things in, that's how you get admitted to college or a passport.
are we all this prepared to ignore the lies in this episode?! the log he pulled out was clearly a birch log but the thinker he carved was a dark wood that looked more like chestnut (not sure but certainly not birch) what happened to the log, Colbert, what are you trying to hide!
i don't understand how trump supporters believe he speaks the truth when there's video evidence that shows him contradicting himself. and every time it is the same excuses "someone told me", "i was being sarcastic"
I had an ex like that once. Everything he said, he meant. If people freaked out over it, he'd change it to 'a joke' or 'a quote.' And tell them that they were overreacting. I spend yéars of my life doubting my sense of humor, until after 4,5 years I concluded that I wasn't the problem. And that laughing about boiling 'enemies' in hot oil, shooting people in the head, stabbing girls in the ladyparts with meathooks and tweeting actual terrorist groups and provoking them to smash a bomb on the city, is not a laughing matter. It's uncomfortable to read that sentence of examples again and see some sortof similarities in the subjects that he brought up and the ones Trump brings up often. I'm not comparing the two, that'd be ridiculous..but I know the history of both families and those defineately have similarities too. I hope, for him, that my ex never becomes like Trump.
Every now and then, he goes back to the old Stephen Colbert of House Stewart, First of His Name, King of the Satirists and the Fake Characters, Khal of the Late Night Shows, Breaker of Idiots and Father of Takedowns. This is what he does best.
I'm just curious, how can Trump supporters see that he lies like this and still vote for him, are you mad ? really do you go on and pick one person who lies so brutally ? wtf ?!?!?!?!?!?
kinetic static well only one problem, he's the rich. look at Brexit, people wanted to slap their political league and they're going to pay it by their lives, don't repeat that mistake, that's all I can tell you
This comment section is funny in a twisted way. A video about Trump doing something absolutely unforgivable and people talking about and there's the group of people going "Yea but Hillary...." But no one was talking about hillary 😂😂
Fact: Trump supporters are illiterate ignorants. When their views are challenged with facts they only have the easy runaway by blaming someone else. Sad part of the story is: Trump can fill a gymnasium and he has to turn away 5k+ of these special people.
mondovb: Actually, I think if you pay attention, you'd notice that those people all share one quality: They don't give a fuck, and say what they mean. They use humor as a weapon to ridicule that which they see as unjust. People here cry about Bias, but that's the point. It's the perfect counterpoint to the weak assumption that journalism means simply reporting facts and not taking sides. These people try to become part of the narrative, and campaign against what _they_ see as injustice, bias, hypocrisy, or just plain stupidity. Colbert summed this up in one word: Truthiness There is bias here, because Right Wingers don't seem to have a counterpoint to this. You might say O'Reily is one for them, but honestly he's just a shill for Fox News at this point. Maybe Alex Jones, but he's way _way_ far to the Right, and is known to go off on some insane tangents which make him seem more insane than credible. And Trump is the perfect punching bag for this kind of incisive satire. Three or four absolutely ridiculous statements fall out of his mouth on a daily basis. The only think I can't understand is how the Trump Supporters can't see just how absurd their candidate really is. Even Fox News, as biased as it is, hates Trump at this point. Their response? They just added everything that they say it to the list of facts they already completely ignore, like some kind of brainwashed zealots, claiming that their Great Leader is infallible despite all evidence to the contrary. Shit... nobody's gonna read this. Why do I even bother? The people who have gotten this far probably all agree with me, and the ones who don't, and need to understand it, will likely only add _me_ to that list I just mentioned :/
Vermillion Bloodwind oh wow.... "wow clear evidence you provided..." it was a video of Priebus talking about it... How is that a reliable source with facts? It was just his opinion dipshit. Regardless 'IF' it was someone in her campaign, it WASN'T HER! She didn't mention it once! There is a big difference between someone actually saying it over and over again themselves! And some in their campaign... How is that complicated to you?
www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2008/08/penn-strategy-memo-march-19-2008/37952/ Internal Clinton Memos from her chief campaign strategist isn't "good evidence"? What the fuck
I agree with the essence of the accusation of having killed Jesus, but you got your facts wrong here: Hillary--for sure--killed Able; you know the one Cain was charged with killing. If you don't believe me, read the bible: Hillary's name is spelled out in black & white and in English--for those of us who can't read Hebrew!
+president camacho that would be great if this were true, Hillary did it first, what evidence is there ? cause all I see is videos from 2011, Hilary said it in 2008...does that make dessert it doesn't .
+NoDogmaMama and yet Hilary and Obama are worse, the democrats screwed this country,and there's no denying that. from NAFTA to the auto trade and now ttip, under Obama this country has lost up to 2 million jobs, and yes trump has done things but the point of this was that this video is a lie. I like how you just threw in a bunch of things that had no relevance to my point, but I respect what you are saying. if you are a Hilary supporter than I would reconsider your decision. her and her husband don't like Mexicans, if I recall bill wanted Mexicans out and for the vetting to be more aggressive, if I recall Hilary didn't believe blacks should have the same rights. I can recall Alot the Clinton's and Obama administration has done. and I'm not wanting it anymore. like I said I don't like either of them, but a chapter 11 bankruptcy doesn't sound that bad next to the corruption she stands for.
The rebounding economy says you're wrong about what President Obama has done for this country, even with the Party of No trying to stop him every step of the way. And you probably shouldn't talk about how you 'think' the Clintons don't like Mexicans seeing as how Chumpy was charged, tried and convicted of discriminatory housing practices for refusing to rent to blacks.
Joel Finch rebounding lol, from what? The mass incarceration of blacks and Mexicans, is that where this rebound is coming from. Cause last I check they don't put those out there, they say more people are working,why? Cause one people are imprisoned. Fuck the Clinton's,I'm tired of bullshit. There criminals and should be imprisoned, one was impeached and the other is a sociopath. Also fuck the democrats. You wanna believe a party that founded Jim Crowe laws then be my guest. Like the saying goes you can't learn the future until you know the past or history always repeats itself. I'm tired of all you trying to defend this criminal ,I'm out. Ain't none of you said anything that was remotely close to changing my mind, wake up. Look around. Look outside and inside. It's time we start asking questions ,not just taking something as a truth. Like TDR said people rather believe a beautiful lie than a terrible truth.
Breitbart is among the most dishonest 'media' outlets that has ever existed. You might as well be linking to a Putin-controlled media outlet to claim that Putin didn't invade Crimea. P.S. everyone knows that the chief of Breitbart is now working with the Trump campaign. Please take your trash and put it back where it belongs. It's stinking up the neighborhood.
Vermillion Bloodwind Oh, Daily Wire is ALSO not a reliable source. You know what? I am going to give you a link for websites to avoid. First things first. According to Austin Peay State University, an unreliable source is one that is "Wikipedia. Although this site is a good starting point for finding initial ideas about a topic, some of their information and attached resources may not be reliable (side note to this, this is academic and studies show Wikipedia has a 95% accuracy rate, the same as Encyclopedia Britainica.) *Blogs*, tweets Personal websites *Forums* *Questionable sites created by organizations that may have political or biased* (Like Breitbart or DAILY WIRE) agendas Sites that provide biased information Self-published sources Opinionated articles such as editorials Online sources with an URL (Uniform Resources Locator) that ends in html (HyperText Markup Language), which is the basic building block of webpages Some online sources with an URL (Uniform Resources Locator) that ends in .com Sites of companies that conduct their business over the internet. Some of these sites are unreliable because they have hidden agendas.
Vermillion Bloodwind Here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Daily_Wire en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breitbart_News en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newsmax en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox_News_Channel American Thinker, uh, yeah. Those are the ones on the top of my head.
Vermillion Bloodwind What? I gave you scholarly sites, an unbiased encyclopedia, guidelines.This is reliable, unlike the lousy lumpy evidence you gave me. I also include CBS, ABC, CNN. Papers with journalist whose entire job is uncovering the truth and to investigate for the general public like the Dallas Star Tribune are good sources. Sorry if you bubble of ignorance bursts, but I did my part here.
I think, even if someone did tell him that he would go "nay, I don't hear you, you sound ridiculous" he's the type of person who only listen to his own voice
I mean... come on, you have to admit Trump played the media like a fiddle. Holy shit he baited the media, got 20 minutes of appraisal and just flat out said "Obama was born in America" and like that everyone is scratching their heads. I honestly cant believe he got away with this shit.
It's call the First Amendment. That one amendment that got Trump to where he is now. Ironic that Trump is the biggest threat to this as well as every other amendment in the Constitution.
Tricky8oy1 I'm not even a Trump supporter but that's such bullshit. Trump is stupid but to say he's thee biggest threat to the first amendment when there's Hillary and her fanatic feminist base support who utterally suppressed Bernie is such bullshit. Maybe Trump is a threat to free speech to say he's a bigger threat to it then Hillary is so stupid. Bernie should've won.
Tricky8oy1 While i agree that is bullshit same as its bullshit when CNN and NBC said Bernie had no chance and were so biased against Trump, and i don't like Trump so don't fucking apply i do but all of Trumps rallies at the very least has amateur and official footage.
Fox Face Of course the liberals are a threat to freedom of speech! Firstly, because they represent political correctness and thought crimes. Tools used by the globalist Though Police to suppress free will, individual rights of expression and to divide and control the masses by playing various groups off each other so they don't focus on politics, policy, and how they are all being screwed over by the globalist elite. Secondly, the constitution doesn't have to be amended in order to be discarded. Just look how the IRS is unconstitutional and how they are trying to take away people's right to bear arms with executive orders. Thirdly, and more importantly, the next president will appoint the seventh Supreme Judge at the deadlocked three to three Supreme Court. Could you imagine if Hitlery appoints yet another Clinton operative like Loretta Lynch? What in hell do newspapers have to do with freedom of speech when they are all owned by a few men?? They all write the same crap or they get fired. Today, the internet provides a myriad of blogs , alternative news, and Drudge Style networks. With the internet we, the people, can cover the news and change history from what the elite plan for us. A good example is how one man filmed and uploaded Hillary having a seizure and collapse episode at the 9/11 memorial. How many such things and worst has the main mass media spinned or hid? Now regarding Bernie.... You seem to agree to the undemocratic way in which our political parties elect their candidate? For you it's okay that the popular vote doesn't matter? The establishment knows better than us? It's good that they conspire against candidates in their party as it was proven by the DNC leaks? For God's sake, the leaker was murdered and the Russians were blamed and threatened with nuclear war over this!!!
It was great I LMAO! The best part is Stephen Colbert was being completely truthful. I'm glad to see there are still people with common sense left in this country.
Ole Hat Ikke overraskende at du som en Trump supporter har en Nazi hyllest opplastet, men så er jo alle dere Trump supportere ikke noe annet avskum på trygd.
I believe that this is like the most recent South Park episode. Trumo realized he has no idea what he'd if he's President and he can't drop out because he'd look like a bigger asshole so now he's trying to say things to get his poll numbers down.
Yeah, Donald Trump is basically Eric Cartman in real life. Except with less integrity and conviction (Cartman at least believes some of the hateful shit he spews, I don't think Trump really cares that much).
I actually think you're so right, people call him a bigot and such but i honestly don't think he cares enough to actually be any of those things. Narcissist, sure but doubt there is much else.
If the subject was any different, I'd think that Colbert is being too harsh. But we're talking about someone who has no particle of decency, who can't apologize for something he said unless his campaign staff writes the apology into his teleprompted speech (probably without him knowing). I actually feel sorry for Trump and Clinton. He's the most mentally ill medically untreated multi-millionaire in America, and she's the most physically ill medically untreated multi-millionaire in America.
With Colbert, Maher, Bee, Meyers,and Noah all coming off their summer breaks, I expect Trump to get a daily dose of his lies thrown back in his face in the form of political satire until the election. And I doubt we've heard the last from Stewart. Frankly, I believe this is the best hope of exposing Trump for who and what he is to those who are only influenced by social media.
it's not the Trump followers that need to be swayed, but rather the on-the-fence millennial s. These are the ones whose pole numbers dipped recently due to Clinton's health concerns. But as Sam Harris said recently in his podcast, he (and I) would vote for Clinton if he knew she was going to die the first day in office. Cain is a much more sane choice than Trump.
Fallon and Kimmel are more concerned about ratings. Colbert shoots himself in the foot with raings. He loses 40% possible viewers out the gate. Of course he's losing the ratings war. but he's doing the country a huge favor highlighting trumps daily outpouring of lies and hate rhetoric.
yeah, I must say, trump has been looking less and less orange since his announcement last year. then this happened. now he's back to normal. to the trump apocalypse watch!
JNA Express No, that's too easy. He probably said "put my knees in your nose". He wants to kick Trump's nose with his knee. That's really painful. Trump would get a bloody nose.
@lookatleannow Using the name Drumpf is a way of elucidating Trump's hypocrisy on immigration not as a way of advocating that treatment of said immigrants.
When it's being used as a noun to place other unmentionables in. Luckily, they didn't edit his hand gestures (which he probably knew they wouldn't do).
wow you're stupid, all news are here for rating and views, to say their the most accurate news is such a lie. he's a democrat, who will try to make the opposition look bad, same like any other and vise versa
well seeing as how all the other major media sources either kiss Trump's pathetic ass or spin the truth, so yes this is accurate news with accurate commentary
Can I "like" this video 10,000 times? Notice that with most videos, Trump supporters deflect on Hillary's faults. There are crickets on this one. You can't hide "stupid."
There's a hint of spite and jeer in Steve's segment today - he's usually full of composure and insinuative with a lot of class. Compared to the previous satires he's done on trump - he's really going all out on this one. But in between the lines of his words he really seems to trying to filter out all that negativity, repressed rage, and resentment he's been holding back throughout the entire election process. The whole tenor of this feel's so personal and different now - like he's actually unloaded a gun that used to be an empty barrel of humorous threats with several rounds of piercing remarks that define trump's inexcusable actions that's exposed for the fraud he really. The irony is so uncanny. I guess this really crossed the line for Stephen - but i'm taking every bit of pleasure and delight in seeing him tear Trump to shreds.
I am sure stephen is gonna get summoned to have a talk with CBS after this.. But I am hell glad for once in a very long time, stephen has reverted to his old self!! WOOOO!!!!!!
Its a TV show from the 1960s "Gilligan's Island" - about a boat that gets shipwrecked. The theme song describes the characters including Gilligan - the first mate, "the skipper too" "a movie star" and the other characters. You can probably find it on RUclips
I think Donald has some kind of delusional dementia problem. I don't think he can keep track of what whoppers he has told. It seems to be a kind of amnesia. He needs to have someone whose primary task would be following him around, frantically scribbling down all the thundering fibs he spews out. Heck, he needs a whole team of those people.
WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE, PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUESTION FOR A CONFUSED CANUCK: Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Canada to an American mother and a foreign-national father. Even IF President Obama had been born in Kenya, Canada or EuroDisney, HIS mother is/was American and his father is/was a foreign national. So why was it OK for Cruz but NOT OK for Obama? Does it simply boil down to race? Thank you for any input.
Well they are coming out soon for all of you nosy ppl that have nothing better to do than down President Trump. Never seen anything like it. Yall will be crying again in 2020. Haha. Wait for it. President Trump is not going anywhere.
Man, this is usually the nicest guy on television, and he's *pissed*
I know right? Stephan was pissssed. I've watched hours and hours of his content and cannot think of the last time I've seen him this legitimately angry. He actively despises Trump.
absolutely savage
Yep... with good reason. The thought of Turnip on the phone with NORAD is insane.
10:04 Oh, shit, he unbuttoned his jacket. Shit just got real!
+DarkRubberDucky It always gets real in making fun of candidates, whether you like or hate them.
I request Donald trump show his birth certificate because I have reason to believe he's not from earth.
You're correct, he's a demon from hell.
This dude is from HELL! Even if he is dead, people might be reluctant to visit his funeral!
Just like that episode of Futurama
He's 3 Oompa Loompas under a trench coat
Fucking aliens coming over from Mars fucking everything up
Still waiting for Trump tax return. I heard it's in Kenya.
Wav: Unless you can point to an exact tragedy that was linked to those missing emails,
nobody is as concerned with them as agent orange thinks they are.
so the only way the ape in chief is going to win is if everybody reads a conspiracy website? Not everybody's mom drank moonshine when she was pregnant with them, wav.
"almost won"? Al Gore ACTUALLY won the 2000 election. How'd that work out for the WTC, the middle class & the middle east?
@Wav, Now come on! Objectively speaking, if anyone resembles an ape, orangutan or buffoon, it would have to be the overweight, hulking, sweat-soaked Donald Trump. Amirite? LOL!
*****
I do. And frankly, I believe you're trying a little bit hard to laugh it off. President Obama is slim and elegant, calm and smooth. Trump?
I'll let you fill in the blanks.
a lot of people tell me Trump is full of shit...I'm not saying it but people say he is....
People are telling me, really smart people too, the best people, they're, they're telling me, you know what they're saying? I'm not saying this, I'm just reporting what everyone is saying, and that's that Trump donates money to organizations that support child rape. Can you believe people are saying this? They are, and they're right. Trump is a child rapist, I couldn't believe it either, but really smart people are saying that Trump pays money to rape little boys. SAD!
i get it
He is mimicking Trumps speech pattern and cadence.
Judging by his profile picture, I'm guessing he doesn't have a very keen sense for satire and the ironic.
People are saying Trump killed Nicole Brown Simpson. I mean I don't know, but some very smart people are saying this. He should present proof of where he was during her murder. And also prove that wasn't his body double.
How in the hell are they gonna list religion on a birth certificate?
"This baby is Presbyterian."
"Oh, our family is Jewish actually."
"Ma'am, I'm a doctor, ok?"
haha Mike
Religion should not be on a birth certificate.
ban from Muslim ran countries. not the religion
For that matter, who has a copy of their college or passport applications? You send those things in, that's how you get admitted to college or a passport.
yeah nobody told him there's also a baptismal certificate.
are we all this prepared to ignore the lies in this episode?! the log he pulled out was clearly a birch log but the thinker he carved was a dark wood that looked more like chestnut (not sure but certainly not birch) what happened to the log, Colbert, what are you trying to hide!
+MrGriff305
You really gotta grow, steal or borrow a sense of humour, mate.
Woosh
He deleted 30,000 of them while we were watching the clip, that's what I hear, people tell me things
Wikileaks has the answer
John Podesta is a satanic thelemite.
Holy fuck. This is the most savage segment Stephen has run on Trump yet.
yep, that's it
yeah, he's spitting harsh truth-bombs
Trump's gonna run out of cold water...
It was about time! Media should be ashamed for not exposing Trump's lies. Stephen Colbert is the only one who has the courage to do it!
Yeah that was without gloves, that was John Oliver, Samantha Bee level. Lovely.
Stephen is so fed up with Trump's bullshit by now.
Most sane people are
God I hope so.
LOL
i am too
we all are.
i don't understand how trump supporters believe he speaks the truth when there's video evidence that shows him contradicting himself. and every time it is the same excuses "someone told me", "i was being sarcastic"
desperate times, I'd assume that's why, desperation to not have Hillary.
desperate times, I'd assume that's why, desperation to not have Hillary.
desperate times, I'd assume that's why, desperation to not have Hillary.
I had an ex like that once. Everything he said, he meant. If people freaked out over it, he'd change it to 'a joke' or 'a quote.' And tell them that they were overreacting.
I spend yéars of my life doubting my sense of humor, until after 4,5 years I concluded that I wasn't the problem.
And that laughing about boiling 'enemies' in hot oil, shooting people in the head, stabbing girls in the ladyparts with meathooks and tweeting actual terrorist groups and provoking them to smash a bomb on the city, is not a laughing matter.
It's uncomfortable to read that sentence of examples again and see some sortof similarities in the subjects that he brought up and the ones Trump brings up often. I'm not comparing the two, that'd be ridiculous..but I know the history of both families and those defineately have similarities too. I hope, for him, that my ex never becomes like Trump.
Colbert really channeled his inner Jon Stewart for this one.
People talk all the time about how we miss him while really Stephen needs him most out of us.
I was about to comment this! He sounded just like Jon!
Jon picked the worst time to quit his show.
Yeah even the way he was moving
Yeah that was exactly my thought!
Stephen is really pissed today...
He just had an affair with a horse, come on. Do you have a good mood? ;P
yeah, noticed, he was scary
+RaPtorteAm triggered deplorable?
Everyone should be.
and trump is the whole landfill haha
8:52 That is one of the most savage verbal beatdowns I've ever seen on American television.
Agreed
I was shocked seeing Colbert take it there. Didn't know it was no chill Monday.
Every now and then, he goes back to the old Stephen Colbert of House Stewart, First of His Name, King of the Satirists and the Fake Characters, Khal of the Late Night Shows, Breaker of Idiots and Father of Takedowns.
This is what he does best.
Speaker of bullshit.
Glitch MC: Are you an effing Trump supporter?!
I'm just curious, how can Trump supporters see that he lies like this and still vote for him, are you mad ? really do you go on and pick one person who lies so brutally ? wtf ?!?!?!?!?!?
So... How can Hillary supporters see that she lies and still vote for her?
I support him simply because he is a disruptive force in a political institution that favours the rich.
Ovidiu Drobotă are you comparing her lies to Trump's ? are you even serious ?
Sil3nt yes. But I would never vote for Hillary. A corrupt politician.
kinetic static well only one problem, he's the rich. look at Brexit, people wanted to slap their political league and they're going to pay it by their lives, don't repeat that mistake, that's all I can tell you
This comment section is funny in a twisted way. A video about Trump doing something absolutely unforgivable and people talking about and there's the group of people going "Yea but Hillary...." But no one was talking about hillary 😂😂
Which is why she cant fill a gymnasium and he has to turn away 5000 supporters. If Colbert really hates Trump he should show himself as Pro-hillary.
Well I mean children often, when they get in trouble, go "but HE did THIS THING" in a vain attempt to move the negative light to someone else
+Bailey Edwards Thanks for actually getting what I was saying. I don't even know how that first comment fit what I was saying.
People slow down for car wrecks you idiot. Trump is a living car wreck. So of course he attracts a crowd.
Fact: Trump supporters are illiterate ignorants. When their views are challenged with facts they only have the easy runaway by blaming someone else.
Sad part of the story is: Trump can fill a gymnasium and he has to turn away 5k+ of these special people.
Colbert was fucking savage in this one.
He socket it to him brilliantly!!!
+Mondovb Well, thank you! But come on, I don't really think Im going completely overboard with the makeup, dont you think? ;)
He's absolutely pissed, and it's one of the most glorious things I've ever seen.
Good game Colbert, good game.
I was starting to loose faith in Stephen, too... but this? Oh, he hasn't lost a beat.
mondovb: Actually, I think if you pay attention, you'd notice that those people all share one quality: They don't give a fuck, and say what they mean. They use humor as a weapon to ridicule that which they see as unjust. People here cry about Bias, but that's the point. It's the perfect counterpoint to the weak assumption that journalism means simply reporting facts and not taking sides. These people try to become part of the narrative, and campaign against what _they_ see as injustice, bias, hypocrisy, or just plain stupidity.
Colbert summed this up in one word: Truthiness
There is bias here, because Right Wingers don't seem to have a counterpoint to this. You might say O'Reily is one for them, but honestly he's just a shill for Fox News at this point. Maybe Alex Jones, but he's way _way_ far to the Right, and is known to go off on some insane tangents which make him seem more insane than credible.
And Trump is the perfect punching bag for this kind of incisive satire. Three or four absolutely ridiculous statements fall out of his mouth on a daily basis.
The only think I can't understand is how the Trump Supporters can't see just how absurd their candidate really is. Even Fox News, as biased as it is, hates Trump at this point. Their response? They just added everything that they say it to the list of facts they already completely ignore, like some kind of brainwashed zealots, claiming that their Great Leader is infallible despite all evidence to the contrary.
Shit... nobody's gonna read this. Why do I even bother? The people who have gotten this far probably all agree with me, and the ones who don't, and need to understand it, will likely only add _me_ to that list I just mentioned :/
GOD DAMN THAT WAS AWESOME!! lol Stephen nailed it!!
www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2015/09/26/washington-post-confirms-hillary-clinton-started-the-birther-movement/
***** Yeah Breitbart... cause that is reliable.
Think next week they will be reporting how Hillary is a lizard person and actually killed Jesus...
Vermillion Bloodwind oh wow.... "wow clear evidence you provided..." it was a video of Priebus talking about it... How is that a reliable source with facts?
It was just his opinion dipshit.
Regardless 'IF' it was someone in her campaign, it WASN'T HER! She didn't mention it once! There is a big difference between someone actually saying it over and over again themselves! And some in their campaign... How is that complicated to you?
www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2008/08/penn-strategy-memo-march-19-2008/37952/
Internal Clinton Memos from her chief campaign strategist isn't "good evidence"?
What the fuck
I agree with the essence of the accusation of having killed Jesus, but you got your facts wrong here: Hillary--for sure--killed Able; you know the one Cain was charged with killing. If you don't believe me, read the bible: Hillary's name is spelled out in black & white and in English--for those of us who can't read Hebrew!
Colbert is so done with Trump omg xD
My god ya. His tone is basically "why do I still have to talk about this guy..."
+president camacho that would be great if this were true, Hillary did it first, what evidence is there ? cause all I see is videos from 2011, Hilary said it in 2008...does that make dessert it doesn't .
+NoDogmaMama and yet Hilary and Obama are worse, the democrats screwed this country,and there's no denying that. from NAFTA to the auto trade and now ttip, under Obama this country has lost up to 2 million jobs, and yes trump has done things but the point of this was that this video is a lie. I like how you just threw in a bunch of things that had no relevance to my point, but I respect what you are saying. if you are a Hilary supporter than I would reconsider your decision. her and her husband don't like Mexicans, if I recall bill wanted Mexicans out and for the vetting to be more aggressive, if I recall Hilary didn't believe blacks should have the same rights. I can recall Alot the Clinton's and Obama administration has done. and I'm not wanting it anymore. like I said I don't like either of them, but a chapter 11 bankruptcy doesn't sound that bad next to the corruption she stands for.
The rebounding economy says you're wrong about what President Obama has done for this country, even with the Party of No trying to stop him every step of the way.
And you probably shouldn't talk about how you 'think' the Clintons don't like Mexicans seeing as how Chumpy was charged, tried and convicted of discriminatory housing practices for refusing to rent to blacks.
Joel Finch rebounding lol, from what? The mass incarceration of blacks and Mexicans, is that where this rebound is coming from. Cause last I check they don't put those out there, they say more people are working,why? Cause one people are imprisoned. Fuck the Clinton's,I'm tired of bullshit. There criminals and should be imprisoned, one was impeached and the other is a sociopath. Also fuck the democrats. You wanna believe a party that founded Jim Crowe laws then be my guest. Like the saying goes you can't learn the future until you know the past or history always repeats itself. I'm tired of all you trying to defend this criminal ,I'm out. Ain't none of you said anything that was remotely close to changing my mind, wake up. Look around. Look outside and inside. It's time we start asking questions ,not just taking something as a truth. Like TDR said people rather believe a beautiful lie than a terrible truth.
I've watched this video way too much but it gets better & better every time lol
lol...it's damn good!
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Glad to know I'm not the only one 😂
brainwashed ahahahahahaa
Týr Fake comment. Beat it.
Seeing Stephen going full on rampage on that scumbag... I'm loving it !! Baba Ba Ba Baaaa :)
Breitbart is among the most dishonest 'media' outlets that has ever existed. You might as well be linking to a Putin-controlled media outlet to claim that Putin didn't invade Crimea.
P.S. everyone knows that the chief of Breitbart is now working with the Trump campaign. Please take your trash and put it back where it belongs. It's stinking up the neighborhood.
Look up what "Breitbart", your source, is on Wikipedia. Please, I insist.
Vermillion Bloodwind Oh, Daily Wire is ALSO not a reliable source. You know what? I am going to give you a link for websites to avoid. First things first. According to Austin Peay State University, an unreliable source is one that is "Wikipedia. Although this site is a good starting point for finding initial ideas
about a topic, some of their information and attached resources may not be
reliable (side note to this, this is academic and studies show Wikipedia has a 95% accuracy rate, the same as Encyclopedia Britainica.)
*Blogs*, tweets
Personal websites
*Forums*
*Questionable sites created by organizations that may have political or biased* (Like Breitbart or DAILY WIRE)
agendas
Sites that provide biased information
Self-published sources
Opinionated articles such as editorials
Online sources with an URL (Uniform Resources Locator) that ends in html
(HyperText Markup Language), which is the basic building block of webpages
Some online sources with an URL (Uniform Resources Locator) that ends in .com
Sites of companies that conduct their business over the internet. Some of these
sites are unreliable because they have hidden agendas.
Vermillion Bloodwind Here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Daily_Wire
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breitbart_News
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newsmax
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox_News_Channel
American Thinker, uh, yeah. Those are the ones on the top of my head.
Vermillion Bloodwind What? I gave you scholarly sites, an unbiased encyclopedia, guidelines.This is reliable, unlike the lousy lumpy evidence you gave me. I also include CBS, ABC, CNN. Papers with journalist whose entire job is uncovering the truth and to investigate for the general public like the Dallas Star Tribune are good sources. Sorry if you bubble of ignorance bursts, but I did my part here.
Did anybody ever tell Trump that religion is not listed on anyone's birth certificate?
I think, even if someone did tell him that he would go "nay, I don't hear you, you sound ridiculous"
he's the type of person who only listen to his own voice
+Geoffrey Gibson BSc - Bravo, sir. Bravo.
wow... he never cease to amaze me
I mean... come on, you have to admit Trump played the media like a fiddle. Holy shit he baited the media, got 20 minutes of appraisal and just flat out said "Obama was born in America" and like that everyone is scratching their heads. I honestly cant believe he got away with this shit.
It's call the First Amendment. That one amendment that got Trump to where he is now. Ironic that Trump is the biggest threat to this as well as every other amendment in the Constitution.
Tricky8oy1 I'm not even a Trump supporter but that's such bullshit. Trump is stupid but to say he's thee biggest threat to the first amendment when there's Hillary and her fanatic feminist base support who utterally suppressed Bernie is such bullshit. Maybe Trump is a threat to free speech to say he's a bigger threat to it then Hillary is so stupid.
Bernie should've won.
BadVoodo0 Tell that to CNN NBC and every other network and journalist that are barred from attending his rallies.
Tricky8oy1 While i agree that is bullshit same as its bullshit when CNN and NBC said Bernie had no chance and were so biased against Trump, and i don't like Trump so don't fucking apply i do but all of Trumps rallies at the very least has amateur and official footage.
Fox Face Of course the liberals are a threat to freedom of speech!
Firstly, because they represent political correctness and thought crimes. Tools used by the globalist Though Police to suppress free will, individual rights of expression and to divide and control the masses by playing various groups off each other so they don't focus on politics, policy, and how they are all being screwed over by the globalist elite.
Secondly, the constitution doesn't have to be amended in order to be discarded. Just look how the IRS is unconstitutional and how they are trying to take away people's right to bear arms with executive orders.
Thirdly, and more importantly, the next president will appoint the seventh Supreme Judge at the deadlocked three to three Supreme Court. Could you imagine if Hitlery appoints yet another Clinton operative like Loretta Lynch?
What in hell do newspapers have to do with freedom of speech when they are all owned by a few men?? They all write the same crap or they get fired. Today, the internet provides a myriad of blogs , alternative news, and Drudge Style networks. With the internet we, the people, can cover the news and change history from what the elite plan for us. A good example is how one man filmed and uploaded Hillary having a seizure and collapse episode at the 9/11 memorial. How many such things and worst has the main mass media spinned or hid?
Now regarding Bernie....
You seem to agree to the undemocratic way in which our political parties elect their candidate? For you it's okay that the popular vote doesn't matter?
The establishment knows better than us? It's good that they conspire against candidates in their party as it was proven by the DNC leaks? For God's sake, the leaker was murdered and the Russians were blamed and threatened with nuclear war over this!!!
This far the best jokes on trump from Steven !!!
I guess that makes Trump a 7-year old
It was great I LMAO! The best part is Stephen Colbert was being completely truthful. I'm glad to see there are still people with common sense left in this country.
If you agree that mr. Colbert is one
Ole Hat
Ikke overraskende at du som en Trump supporter har en Nazi hyllest opplastet, men så er jo alle dere Trump supportere ikke noe annet avskum på trygd.
I agree.
I believe that this is like the most recent South Park episode. Trumo realized he has no idea what he'd if he's President and he can't drop out because he'd look like a bigger asshole so now he's trying to say things to get his poll numbers down.
Yeah, Donald Trump is basically Eric Cartman in real life. Except with less integrity and conviction (Cartman at least believes some of the hateful shit he spews, I don't think Trump really cares that much).
South parks social commentary is always on point
I actually think you're so right, people call him a bigot and such but i honestly don't think he cares enough to actually be any of those things. Narcissist, sure but doubt there is much else.
Turd sandwich for president
giant douche!
This is the Stephen I've been missing.
Sarcasm, facts, humor and anger.. with a touch of douchy :-)
I've said this before, but I am officially lost on what Trump is trying to do now. Is this campaign making any sense to anyone?
VOTE HILLARY - Concerned Canadian
It's like choosing between two turds to eat.
your an idiot
I honestly think he realizes this whole presidency thing is going over his head and he's trying to lose.
His campaign never had sense to begin with.
If the subject was any different, I'd think that Colbert is being too harsh.
But we're talking about someone who has no particle of decency, who can't apologize for something he said unless his campaign staff writes the apology into his teleprompted speech (probably without him knowing).
I actually feel sorry for Trump and Clinton. He's the most mentally ill medically untreated multi-millionaire in America, and she's the most physically ill medically untreated multi-millionaire in America.
Not like FDR was running the country just fine with polio.
Pneumonia isn't a chronic condition.
sojutime Hillary has had coughing fits month after month. I doubt it's just pneumonia.
I'm not from the US, so I don't really care that much, but wouldn't you rather have a physically than a mentally unfit president?
I'm not from the states either.... but u should be worried. trump is dangerous
What the hell even is "israeli science?'
Jeannie Weasly no ones knows. Only trump does
I assume a reference to Iraq?
With Colbert, Maher, Bee, Meyers,and Noah all coming off their summer breaks, I expect Trump to get a daily dose of his lies thrown back in his face in the form of political satire until the election. And I doubt we've heard the last from Stewart. Frankly, I believe this is the best hope of exposing Trump for who and what he is to those who are only influenced by social media.
Unfortunately even with the facts in they're face, Trump's followers will still see him as the best option
it's not the Trump followers that need to be swayed, but rather the on-the-fence millennial s. These are the ones whose pole numbers dipped recently due to Clinton's health concerns. But as Sam Harris said recently in his podcast, he (and I) would vote for Clinton if he knew she was going to die the first day in office. Cain is a much more sane choice than Trump.
Its a shame Fallon and Kimmel don't have the guts to say it how it is
SKANDERBEG Everything that's been said about Hillary has already been said. Trump just keeps on making new material for them to use
Fallon and Kimmel are more concerned about ratings. Colbert shoots himself in the foot with raings. He loses 40% possible viewers out the gate. Of course he's losing the ratings war. but he's doing the country a huge favor highlighting trumps daily outpouring of lies and hate rhetoric.
Trump @7:50: I seriously thought I was looking at a flaming hot cheeto with a coat of cheddar on top instead of a presidential candidate.
yeah, I must say, trump has been looking less and less orange since his announcement last year. then this happened. now he's back to normal. to the trump apocalypse watch!
Trump looks like a Circus Peanut.
keep joking about peoples skin color, it will get you real far.
LookAtLeanNow I don't think orange is a natural skin color.
Now now, #orangelivesmatter
Love you Stephen!! Love your passion for the truth in the face of stupidity and bullshit liars!!!
Stephen has no chill. #Respect
When Colbert gets angry, you know it's about something that really matters and shit's about to get real.
I figured out the bleeped words. What Steve actually said was ”put my shoes in your face." In other words he's telling Trump that his feet stink.
No, he said "balls in your mouth"
JNA Express
No, that's too easy. He probably said "put my knees in your nose". He wants to kick Trump's nose with his knee. That's really painful. Trump would get a bloody nose.
Naw, can't be that... "Put my heels in your cheeks"? A backwards curbstomp; that sounds painful.
TheTubePortal 6 months later and I have the answer. He said "hips" in "face", because Colbert wants to show off his figure.
I've just found the footage xD
www.cc.com/video-clips/ifrr4g/the-colbert-report-donald-trump-s-october-surprise
We must upvote you!
You da real MVP.
You are the hero we need but don't deserve.
Not all hero's wear capes
thank you good sir
Colbert seems angrier than usual. I love it.
Stephen seems genuinely frustrated in this video. And extremely passive aggressive XP
There's nothing passive about Stephen's aggression at this point. lol
This reminds me of Jon Stewart :(
From 9:50 to 9:59 he channeled an inner John Stewart indeed
so true
Exactly
i swear, i too cud feel jon stewart's influence in this piece.. from 1:30 to 8:30, it felt like a homage to jon..
It was really sad when he died, i agree.
The heat level on this roast has surpassed inferno levels. 🔥🔥🔥
i didn't know bears pooped in the wids.
Brutal Colbert is my favorite Colbert hahaha
HOW DID WE GET HERE????
....you might be on to something here..
*Record scratch/Freeze frame.
So you must be wondering how we here?
Fox News
Bully Tactics and Dank Memes.
Racism and stupidity combined.
Stephen be careful. RUclips is watching.
Holy shit Colbert reached level Jon Stewart with this one!
Holy shit. Stephen went in on Drumpf
should everyone resort to using their last names before they came off the mayflower?
@lookatleannow Using the name Drumpf is a way of elucidating Trump's hypocrisy on immigration not as a way of advocating that treatment of said immigrants.
there is a large difference between allowing free immigration into the united states and accepting refugees with tax payer dollars.
Colbert, thank you. You are the best.
You can tell Stephen is just fed up with Trump
When did the word "mouth" become a curse word?
When it's being used as a noun to place other unmentionables in. Luckily, they didn't edit his hand gestures (which he probably knew they wouldn't do).
when like Colbert puts something in it
How do you know he means mouth?
Thank you Stephen, for being a voice of reason in these disturbing times.
times like this the most accurate news these days comes from Colbert, Noah, Oliver, and Bee
try, mark dice,amtv, &dr of common sense. for starters.
wow you're stupid, all news are here for rating and views, to say their the most accurate news is such a lie. he's a democrat, who will try to make the opposition look bad, same like any other and vise versa
well seeing as how all the other major media sources either kiss Trump's pathetic ass or spin the truth, so yes this is accurate news with accurate commentary
Oliver showed he knows nothing about Europe tho.
"And I am a whiner. And I'm a whiner and I keep whining and whining until I win." --Donald (Believe me, it's a real quote)
Stephen, you're the BOMB! Your'e the MAN!. THANK YOU for this one!
Can I "like" this video 10,000 times? Notice that with most videos, Trump supporters deflect on Hillary's faults. There are crickets on this one. You can't hide "stupid."
That contractor joke was savage. True but, savage.
Thank you for your righteous anger Mr. Colbert and team.
Stephen seems to be genuinely mad at Trump's bs.
Hello 911?
I'd like to report a murder.
Awesome, awesome, awesome!!! thank you Stephen
I really enjoy "I don't give a fuck" Colbert.
Stephen is going full John Stewart in this segment
Stephen does a better job at fact-checking than any debate moderator this election cycle
oh my god Stephen, you killed it!!
ohhhh snaaaaaap Stephen is losing his sh************t and I LUV IT
took me back to daily show jon stewart days
I'm half-expecting Frederick the Great to actually be Secretariat, the pantomime horse from Craig Ferguson's show.
Stephen just no vaselined Trump and it was beautiful.
Damn, Stephen is gong full savage tonight.
Never and I mean NEVER get into an argument or piss off a talented professional comedian. It doesn't end well.
Wow! This is the most Stephen Stephan has been on the Late Show in a long time. I'm happy to see him with so much vim and vigor.
Stephen was savage today. I love it hahaha
This is absolutely BARBARIC.
And I love it.
There's a hint of spite and jeer in Steve's segment today - he's usually full of composure and insinuative with a lot of class. Compared to the previous satires he's done on trump - he's really going all out on this one. But in between the lines of his words he really seems to trying to filter out all that negativity, repressed rage, and resentment he's been holding back throughout the entire election process. The whole tenor of this feel's so personal and different now - like he's actually unloaded a gun that used to be an empty barrel of humorous threats with several rounds of piercing remarks that define trump's inexcusable actions that's exposed for the fraud he really. The irony is so uncanny. I guess this really crossed the line for Stephen - but i'm taking every bit of pleasure and delight in seeing him tear Trump to shreds.
When Trump says he was the one to finish it, he means he was the last one to realize it.
That look on the drummer's face, priceless, it's worth laughing at.
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nice one
That is a multifaceted level of joke right there.
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you can tell easly its fake
Hahaha, I'm ashamed to say but ya got me
i really need to see that horse.. :'(
Look at the recommended videos on the right or go to his channel;... it is up there..
I watch this everyday. Colbert gives me life
I am sure stephen is gonna get summoned to have a talk with CBS after this..
But I am hell glad for once in a very long time, stephen has reverted to his old self!! WOOOO!!!!!!
lol...gloves were off tonight #rekt
He just refuses to be wrong. No matter how wrong he is he will not allow you or anyone else to tell him he's wrong.
I love this man. Colbert/Stewart 2020..if we make it that far.
Damn Cobert nailed this one ok the head! If only more people like him existed
This was really satisfying to watch. Old Stephen is back!
Some people are saying, not me, many people are saying that Trump is Putin's puta.
that's what i heard too! :)
its obvious bro
I just might have to watch this one clip on a daily basis.
Rock on Stephen Colbert, best episode ever!
Could anyone help me out with the "fat captain, his first mate..." reference in 7:10?
Gilligan's island
you have a lot of tv watching to catch up on….
Its a TV show from the 1960s "Gilligan's Island" - about a boat that gets shipwrecked. The theme song describes the characters including Gilligan - the first mate, "the skipper too" "a movie star" and the other characters. You can probably find it on RUclips
www.cc.com/video-clips/ifrr4g/the-colbert-report-donald-trump-s-october-surprise
It's the clip he's refeering to.
"No I don't! No one knows what you mean."
I just love the delivery of that line.
The world is counting on you America. Vote no to Trump in November.
I think Donald has some kind of delusional dementia problem. I don't think he can keep track of what whoppers he has told. It seems to be a kind of amnesia. He needs to have someone whose primary task would be following him around, frantically scribbling down all the thundering fibs he spews out. Heck, he needs a whole team of those people.
Imo he's half senile. Coupled with being a career con man and bullshit artist extraordinaire---you see the result.
THANK YOU Stephen for telling THE TRUTH!!😎
Stephen is a savage.....
SAVAGE.
KEEP IT UP!!!!!!!!!! Stephen is finally BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE, PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUESTION FOR A CONFUSED CANUCK: Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Canada to an American mother and a foreign-national father. Even IF President Obama had been born in Kenya, Canada or EuroDisney, HIS mother is/was American and his father is/was a foreign national. So why was it OK for Cruz but NOT OK for Obama? Does it simply boil down to race? Thank you for any input.
such a blatant liar............. and you still elected him
stephen colbert will never be as popular as he was on comedy central.
Damnnn! When was this filmed? No chill Monday?? Colbert just decimated Trump.
Space X should offer him a free ride on their Falcon 9 rocket.... but with no return.
Saying it like it is...
I want too see his tax returns, with all certainty he's hiding something big !!
Well they are coming out soon for all of you nosy ppl that have nothing better to do than down President Trump. Never seen anything like it. Yall will be crying again in 2020. Haha. Wait for it. President Trump is not going anywhere.