Trump supporters keep criticizing the media for making fun of Trump... But come on, the man WRITES the comedy for himself. It's not like anyone's making fun of the same thing over and over again (the same way people keep harping on Hillary's emails); Trump literally says something stupid EVERY. SINGLE. WEEK.
You do realize that Trump was trying to get laughs in the examples Colbert used, right? He had the audience in Las Vegas rolling in the aisles from laughter, and he and Howard Stern were laughing hysterically over the STDs-Vietnam comment because it was so absurd. Colbert acts like Trump was serious (and that's why he didn't show the actual clip from the Stern show and cut off the clip from Vegas).
You raise a good point J.R.R. but if our presidential nominees, teachers, pastors, and leaders start sinking to our own level of tasteless humor then we don't have anybody left to look up to for leadership. Joking about people who are dying, POW's, the disabled, etc is not modeling the kind of behavior that is needed in this world.
That Trump was trying to get a laugh ignores the point. Trump no longer has the credibility to discuss national issues. He has become what he will be from now on, a figure of laughter and derision. Colbert's just ahead of the curve...
"And now kids, thanks to our special guest today, none of you will ever have to worry about climate change ruining your future... because he'll make sure you never see 4th grade. I give you... Donald Trump!" -- _Principal Schmooley_
Actually, John Marlowe, it gets brought up all the time. But let's not forget who brought that fiasco about. Bush. Trump supported it. Many, if not most, Americans supported it. Right now, Trump's solutions to the intricacies of the Middle East is to bomb the shit out of it.
Yes, let us forget that Trump was a private citizen at the time and had no vote in this matter. Please remember that well over 90% of those who had a vote in this measure voted with Evil Hillary. She must have forced all of them to vote for the war measure, right?
People are to scared and to angry to feel and think clearly anymore. And honestly Hillary isn't so much better, her team kicked Bernie out. He was the only one with humane attitude.
Trump went to en elementary school so he could sit in on their science class and take notes. Lol, I'm just kidding we all know Trump would never take the time to learn something.
Squidward Q. Tentacle they never have, btw something they all have in common is that their insults either suck or r like that of a 6 year old playing COD online matches
The rest feature is regularly bugged, the boring parts of the game run in real-time while the fun parts run shortened, you get a random set of drawbacks on character creation that can range from mildly inconvenient hay fever to game-breaking deadly allergies, respawn doesn't work, log-out doesn't work, the in-game economy is borked all to heck, there is absolutely no balance between various spawning points' resorces so your chances of winning are near-totally dependent on your starting zone, PvP is incredibly imbalanced and unfair, and I swear nobody is reading the bug reports we're constantly sending in. If we're in the Matrix, it's a pre-Alpha release. We're not even to Beta testing yet, this thing is so buggy.
It's DIAGNOSIS, Trump, not prognosis. Prognosis is the best possible medical guess on how to treat a disease or ailment without tests, and diagnosis is when the doctor has done the tests and knows exactly what's wrong and how to treat you. Like this so someone on the Trump campaign will see this!
LadyCeag840 Sorry, lady.. It pain me to say that Drumpf's use of the word "prognosis" is correct: it basically means what chances for recovery/improvement/healing, etc. a certain disease or ailment responds to intervention (or lack of). Diagnosis in layman's terms, on the other hand, is what disease you have (a decision made by the doctor after examination and investigations. It is NOT associated with treatment planning as you point out.
I was just about to call you and everyone who liked that comment ill-informed idiots who hate Trump because they cant think for themselves, but it seems several other people have kinda beat me to it. Fuck it you need to know, youre an idiot, fact check yourself before commenting next time
"I don't know why he was visiting those 1st graders. I assume to borrow a pair of gloves." Don't be stupid, Colbert. Trump would never wear 1st Grader sized gloves. They're too big to fit on his hands.
As a Hindu, I will point out that reincarnation isn't all that is cracked up to be. If I die now, I may end up growing up entirely under a Trump or Clinton presidency.
You have my condolences, friend. I hope reincarnation works out for you. I wouldn't wish growing up under a Trump presidency on my worst enemy (a although knowing my enemies, they would probably wish it upon themselves).
Can relate to Stephen's review of Life Simulator. Graphics are pretty realistic, but the gameplay sucks - no respawn (hardcore mode only), expensive micro transactions, grinding for currency takes forever, and the majority of the community is terrible to each other.
Why? By making a joke to his supporters and keeping them entertained? Colbert's acting like he was serious. Nobody who watched the actual speech could believe that.
Considering this election, I say we throw in the towel and institute a monarchy. We may not get a choice of our inbred, egoistic, dipshit leader, but at least we'll be free from the thought that some 60 million people supported that fucker all the way to the top.
"Hi, kids, I came here to see you. You are great kids! The best! Look at you! That's how kids should be like! ...Actually I was just kidding. Get the children out of here!"
😂 I love Stephen Colbert so much. I spent the last two days getting battered by a hurricane... I could not be less likely to literally start laughing out loud, but the "Agent Orange" bit had my entire family laughing our asses off. 😅
I have done some fucked up things to my sims before. I put Lex Luthor in charge of the world. I lock the ones who get ugly genetics up in rooms with no doors and only a fireplace. Never have I cursed them with Trump.
Yesterday Morning Joe summed up this electiom very eloquent. The choice is between SNAFU (Situation Normal All Fucked Up) and FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition). SNAFU 2016
"PreTSD: People who were so traumatized by the idea of going to the war that they just had to stay home and have sex with models" lol Colbert is the best
Recipe to a Stephen Colbert Episode 1 cup full Trump Jokes 1 tablespoon of Trump's Tiny hands joke A sprinkle of Gary Johnson Jokes 1 LOUD John Baptiste Laugh ½ a cup of Hillary Jokes
Someone worked long and hard on that video game joke. The audience didn't seem to appreciate it as much as other jokes, but it had me laughing my ass off.
Electric cars and space travel are "obviously dumb ideas"? It would also be hard for Linus Pauling to change his focus...since he's been dead for over 20 years.
Mining asteroids, hyperloops, and breaking out of our supposedly simulated reality are all obviously dumb ideas. PS Linus Pauling made huge contributions to biology and chemistry winning two Nobel Prizes but later became obsessed in Vitamin C (despite multiple studies showing his ideas were wrong) leading to his being ostracized by the scientific community and many Nobel Prize winners protesting his appointments to medicine-related posts.
If that's the case, can we get the real expansion pack? because as fun as its been, this prank DLC is gone too far. I say we write in to God Studios and demand a proper expansion for the 2016 "patch"! April was 6 months ago, enough with the delays!!
It's a hypothesis, not technically a testable or provable theory, with almost no experimental or applicable data. Not exactly solid. And there are multiple theories that attempt to unify physics, not just Simulation theory, yet M-theory, 6 variations of string-theory, along with super-gravity theory face the same physical conflictions. If I say, 'maybe our universe is just all in a dog's mind,' I've pretty much offered about the same solidity for the foundation of a 'theory of everything.'
ChronicCuber You are not entirely off base with those comments, however, you have clearly not studies simulation theory in depth. It has much more application than you are crediting.
You're basically advocating for a form of solipsism, which is unfalsifiable by definition. That's about as unscientific as it gets. Besides, you don't get to call it a theory when it meets none of the criteria. It's navel-gazing at best. Do tell, how does one falsify "simulation theory"? What evidence supports said "theory" and what do you know about the architects of this "simulation"? I'm not saying it's wrong, just that no reasonable person who cares about standards of evidence and burdens of proof can honestly accept it as probable.
Doesn't matter who fills which role to be specific - what's important is when both are done with each other - it is going to be the rest of us that's going to be left in the ruins of modern civilization. I can see that. Fuck the escaping the Matrix or not - what we need is a time machine to stop all this from starting in the first place.
GUYS THATS EXACTLY WHAT HINDUISM AND BUDDHISM SAYS THE WORLD IS A MATRIX.MATRIX IS BASED ON HINDU AND BUDDHIST PRICIPLES.DONT TRUST ME LOOK FOR MATRIX INFLUENCE.
Hinduism and buddhism are as backward as all the stupid other myths like abrahamic crap. You fucking believe that cows are reincarnated humans and Dalai Lama is a saint for owning slaves.
Chirpy n Sleepy IM BUDDHIST AND PARTLY HINDU ,IT MATTERS WHAT BUDDHA ,VISHNU ,KRISHNA AND MONKS TEACH .AND WHAT THEY STAND FOR .NOT WHAT U OR A RANDOM INDIVIDUAL THINK .I AM WILLING TO BET A BILLION ,THAT I AM MORE EDUCATED THAN U ON THE TOPIC
Translation: I realize I said an awful deplorable thing but it's too late to take it back and I know everybody will hate me even more for continuing to prove how self-centred I am so I'll say the media will "twist it around" to make myself look like the victim. How did the media twist it around? They literally just replayed a video of him 😂
Why did Trump go to an elementary school? That audience is way too sophisticated and highly educated for him.
It's October. Maybe the kids needed an early Halloween scare?
When you scare a kid you show them a fake spider, not a dead body.
mate this cracked me up :)
Well he's gotta start somewhere, right?
he needed some policy advice
Trump supporters keep criticizing the media for making fun of Trump... But come on, the man WRITES the comedy for himself. It's not like anyone's making fun of the same thing over and over again (the same way people keep harping on Hillary's emails); Trump literally says something stupid EVERY. SINGLE. WEEK.
every day!
You do realize that Trump was trying to get laughs in the examples Colbert used, right? He had the audience in Las Vegas rolling in the aisles from laughter, and he and Howard Stern were laughing hysterically over the STDs-Vietnam comment because it was so absurd. Colbert acts like Trump was serious (and that's why he didn't show the actual clip from the Stern show and cut off the clip from Vegas).
You raise a good point J.R.R. but if our presidential nominees, teachers, pastors, and leaders start sinking to our own level of tasteless humor then we don't have anybody left to look up to for leadership. Joking about people who are dying, POW's, the disabled, etc is not modeling the kind of behavior that is needed in this world.
That Trump was trying to get a laugh ignores the point.
Trump no longer has the credibility to discuss national issues. He has become what he will be from now on, a figure of laughter and derision.
Colbert's just ahead of the curve...
Mikhail Kalashnikov more like every day
when Trump was in elementary school i don't think that he released his report-card to his parents
hmm hmm !!
He was under an audit back then too. And he knows about audits. The best audits. Just call Sean Hannity and ask him.
AnderssonArad That makes him smart. :P
AnderssonArad . Yeah! He told his father to mind his own business.
AnderssonArad and Hillary's ended up missing
Trump math: "I don't care if you have two weeks to live, just hang out 'till november"...
No, Trump knows math. He is just helping you live longer, because he is a great guy. Trump 2016!
Michael Rize what
Michael Rize What??
Michael Rize what
I was so horrified by the comment I didn't even notice the bad math.
"And now kids, thanks to our special guest today, none of you will ever have to worry about climate change ruining your future... because he'll make sure you never see 4th grade. I give you... Donald Trump!"
-- _Principal Schmooley_
😀😀😀 Sad, but true. But funny. But still sad.
What administration would let someone who inflicts so much negativity, come to their school and greet children..
Actually, John Marlowe, it gets brought up all the time. But let's not forget who brought that fiasco about. Bush. Trump supported it. Many, if not most, Americans supported it.
Right now, Trump's solutions to the intricacies of the Middle East is to bomb the shit out of it.
I just wanna say I love the name Schmooley for a school principal. :D
Yes, let us forget that Trump was a private citizen at the time and had no vote in this matter.
Please remember that well over 90% of those who had a vote in this measure voted with Evil Hillary.
She must have forced all of them to vote for the war measure, right?
Truly baffling that people still support Donald Trump.
Just goes to show you how many mentally unstable people there are in this country.
People are to scared and to angry to feel and think clearly anymore. And honestly Hillary isn't so much better, her team kicked Bernie out. He was the only one with humane attitude.
Hell they are zombies too.
Trump supporters are fascists.
you may call me Mussolini
Trump went to en elementary school so he could sit in on their science class and take notes. Lol, I'm just kidding we all know Trump would never take the time to learn something.
David Stagg unless if it's how to build a wall
he will claim he learned how to build a wall, but really he just pays a guy to take notes for him
or maybe he won't even pay the guy because he "didnt do a good job"
We all know hillary didn't even attend elementary school. LOL
Squidward Q. Tentacle they never have, btw something they all have in common is that their insults either suck or r like that of a 6 year old playing COD online matches
Reminds me of South Park when they got that kindergartener to come in and vote and he coughed up his lung
The rest feature is regularly bugged, the boring parts of the game run in real-time while the fun parts run shortened, you get a random set of drawbacks on character creation that can range from mildly inconvenient hay fever to game-breaking deadly allergies, respawn doesn't work, log-out doesn't work, the in-game economy is borked all to heck, there is absolutely no balance between various spawning points' resorces so your chances of winning are near-totally dependent on your starting zone, PvP is incredibly imbalanced and unfair, and I swear nobody is reading the bug reports we're constantly sending in.
If we're in the Matrix, it's a pre-Alpha release. We're not even to Beta testing yet, this thing is so buggy.
You don't know respawn doesn't work
I've never gotten any messages from any of my Friends after they died and presumably tried to respawn, so I'm fairly certain it doesn't function.
Axioanarchist Well maybe they were only NPCs
There's a chance you could be an NPC?! That's even worse!
You can only ever be sure of your own conscienceness so you might be in campaign mode or in a strictly single player game.
"See Ana, I told you his hair wasn't orange"
It's DIAGNOSIS, Trump, not prognosis. Prognosis is the best possible medical guess on how to treat a disease or ailment without tests, and diagnosis is when the doctor has done the tests and knows exactly what's wrong and how to treat you. Like this so someone on the Trump campaign will see this!
WRONG!
Prognosis - a doctor's opinion about how someone will recover from an illness or injury
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/prognosis
LadyCeag840 Sorry, lady.. It pain me to say that Drumpf's use of the word "prognosis" is correct: it basically means what chances for recovery/improvement/healing, etc. a certain disease or ailment responds to intervention (or lack of). Diagnosis in layman's terms, on the other hand, is what disease you have (a decision made by the doctor after examination and investigations. It is NOT associated with treatment planning as you point out.
I was just about to call you and everyone who liked that comment ill-informed idiots who hate Trump because they cant think for themselves, but it seems several other people have kinda beat me to it. Fuck it you need to know, youre an idiot, fact check yourself before commenting next time
Ola Hoglund Being uneducated has nothing to do with being liberal.
"I don't know why he was visiting those 1st graders. I assume to borrow a pair of gloves."
Don't be stupid, Colbert. Trump would never wear 1st Grader sized gloves.
They're too big to fit on his hands.
"Agent orange" dude I'm fucking crying from laughter
+Al H. how rude
+Niki Sikk Nice personality
That is racist
ILYES I'm sorry
Donald Trump's marketing campaign is going into overdrive - with every passing day, I'm seeing giant pumpkin heads everywhere I go.
"If i gotta go, im taking y'all with me" lol thats funny...
does John do anything but play music and interrupt with "haaaaaa!! yeah! yeah!" ?
Ouuuuuh
Well, he did become the butt of a black joke once.. That's about it.
They needed to "diversify" the workplace.
Prognosis.....biggest word Trump has ever said?
What about "Braggadocious"?
What about biglyy??
remember his team had to look that up for him. he is too busy getting ready to sue America for not being great when he loses next month
lmao he probably will too
I hate when they lock the orgasm minigame behind paywalls.
Either that, you you gotta rep grind in those instances called gyms. Last chance is you get lucky and roll high during random events :/
My 1-up's are alcoholic beverages and Cialis.
I hate it when I use a cheat code to get kush and the police spawn outside the alleyway
Daniel Yowell
They need to change that.
There's a secret item called Donut which, if given to policemen, distracts them for a minute. Really useful for things like that
As a gamer, that whole bit about life being a computer simulation was fucking hilarious.
Yeah, the writers were perfect on that one. Clearly, gamer-writers had a hand in that bit.
but not in the audience by and large. IMO
As a Hindu, I will point out that reincarnation isn't all that is cracked up to be. If I die now, I may end up growing up entirely under a Trump or Clinton presidency.
He forgot to mention that the graphics suck
You have my condolences, friend. I hope reincarnation works out for you. I wouldn't wish growing up under a Trump presidency on my worst enemy (a although knowing my enemies, they would probably wish it upon themselves).
Can relate to Stephen's review of Life Simulator. Graphics are pretty realistic, but the gameplay sucks - no respawn (hardcore mode only), expensive micro transactions, grinding for currency takes forever, and the majority of the community is terrible to each other.
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Where is that simulator pls help is it Xbox one game is it on psn? Steam? Where pls answer Sir!
Your running it right now, And unless you're doing something Matrixish, you have been your whole life. PS anyone know how to load an old save slot?
Rory mercury Like I said, hardcore mode, no saves ;(
I hope his secret service code name is "orange"
That would be way too obvious don't you think?
that was the point...
The "00" 007 is just "Orange" twice
YF Zhang *annoying orange* 😂😂
torikelly4131 President Orange to you!
clowns, hurricane Matthew, and trump... what an era to be alive.
sometimes I wonder if Donald trump is really trying hard to loose :-D
+Rizstcuh blahh and yes!it's come!
Kenneth Warren someone makes a simple and honest mistake and you attack them like that?
Kenneth Warren says a 12 year old boy
plz no comments about ideas you learned from watching tv shows
Why? By making a joke to his supporters and keeping them entertained? Colbert's acting like he was serious. Nobody who watched the actual speech could believe that.
Run kids!
but how can humans be so arrogant to think we can change climate if the earth is flat... that just makes no sense.
Wh-What?
I missed that this was a joke at first *facepalm*
Pretty sure he was joking that anyone who thinks global warming isn't our fault is dumb enough to believe the world is flat.
you can also fold the earth into an airplane and send it into new galaxies. The space program is a lie!
It's not completely flat, it has wrinkles.
😂😂 "im nervous. I'm nervous." That's so funny I can't
I think life plays more like CK2, so right now im fabricating a claim on my neighbours apartment.
Just murder all the claimants and have your son inherit it. Only sane thing to do...
What is CK2?
ProksenosPapias A strategy game. :)
which one though. I considered, myself a gamer and I have no idea what ck2 is :(
ProksenosPapias Have you played or heard about Eu4, or HOI 2/3/4? It is similar to those games, and are made by the same developers :)
a speech from a campaigner should not include multiple instances of "I don't care" in a speech to voters
I'm also nervous
Dr gave me 2 wks to live..
but I say NEY! I am living long enough to vote for Drumpf!
0:50 "After PRESIDENT TRUMP IS ELECTED"..... now *THAT'S* the spirit Colbert!
-__-
that's very obviously not happening nigga
why, you haven't heard the clinton audio? LOL - silly libs... let's compare now shall we?
81FOB808
LOL - over? no.. it's just getting started - stay tuned lib.
mate in November when Clinton makes history ill remember this comment and silently caught to myself. Cheers. His campaign is done .
2016 is the last one. That's it. No more presidential elections for America. Can't have it.
Considering this election, I say we throw in the towel and institute a monarchy. We may not get a choice of our inbred, egoistic, dipshit leader, but at least we'll be free from the thought that some 60 million people supported that fucker all the way to the top.
I'm only with you if Michelle Obama can be the first queen. Or Beyonce. Or both of them as joint queens.
I envy already that queen's throne
In due time, the USSR will rise again under our new leader, Torrential Dump.
kim kardashian - first lady 2020
"Hi, kids, I came here to see you. You are great kids! The best! Look at you! That's how kids should be like! ...Actually I was just kidding. Get the children out of here!"
Are you fucking kidding me? This election is more than just ridiculous.
😂 I love Stephen Colbert so much. I spent the last two days getting battered by a hurricane... I could not be less likely to literally start laughing out loud, but the "Agent Orange" bit had my entire family laughing our asses off. 😅
Of all late night comedians, Stephen Colbert has the best commentary on trump.
Apparently the creators of our simulated world have decided it`s to wipe the system clean. Thus, the Trump program.
Matrix was shitter than Trump and Johnson combined. You should at least try being more original.
I have done some fucked up things to my sims before. I put Lex Luthor in charge of the world. I lock the ones who get ugly genetics up in rooms with no doors and only a fireplace. Never have I cursed them with Trump.
Nah, Trump is a computer virus meant to completely destroy the system.
If by "the system" you mean "the world as we know it", then...Yes, he will destroy everything we hold dear.
But hey, dog.exe was a good run!
Yesterday Morning Joe summed up this electiom very eloquent.
The choice is between SNAFU (Situation Normal All Fucked Up) and FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition).
SNAFU 2016
Don't worry Trump, if I'm deathly sick I'll vote, just not for you.
I was voting for trump but not any more
Alyssa F who are you voting for now
Trump don't forget to ask the fantoms for their votes.
since you are so desperate for any vote. Go to the funeral house ask for votes.
Be a genius.
HA! you think your votes even matter, awww poor thing.
thank god
WoodedOrange looking at what each candidate stands for I believe choosing Hillary will be a wiser choice
"If I got to go, you're going down with me!" Sounds like something I would joke about. LOL
"Agent Orange" .. HA HA HA, perfect.
"PreTSD: People who were so traumatized by the idea of going to the war that they just had to stay home and have sex with models" lol Colbert is the best
Recipe to a Stephen Colbert Episode
1 cup full Trump Jokes
1 tablespoon of Trump's Tiny hands joke
A sprinkle of Gary Johnson Jokes
1 LOUD John Baptiste Laugh
½ a cup of Hillary Jokes
Someone worked long and hard on that video game joke. The audience didn't seem to appreciate it as much as other jokes, but it had me laughing my ass off.
Dude, that agent orange joke was AMAZING!!!!!!!!
Tbh, as someone chronically ill/disabled, I'm busting my ass to register to vote. For Hillary.
Stephen throwing a lot of shade on Elon lately.
😠
Cause like some other geniuses (*cough* Linus Pauling *cough*) he's changed his focus to obviously dumb ideas.
Electric cars and space travel are "obviously dumb ideas"? It would also be hard for Linus Pauling to change his focus...since he's been dead for over 20 years.
Mining asteroids, hyperloops, and breaking out of our supposedly simulated reality are all obviously dumb ideas.
PS Linus Pauling made huge contributions to biology and chemistry winning two Nobel Prizes but later became obsessed in Vitamin C (despite multiple studies showing his ideas were wrong) leading to his being ostracized by the scientific community and many Nobel Prize winners protesting his appointments to medicine-related posts.
It's more like Elon said a lot of stuff lately that can be used in comedic relief..
If I gotta go I'm taking y'all with me XD
"See Ana, I told you his hair isn't orange"
Holy shit. I'm dyin over here!!! That's friggin hysterical!!
A vote for Gary Johnson is a vote for Gary Johnson.
Too bad he is grossly ignorant of foreign affairs. Even if you are an isolationist, you have to know this stuff to be POTUS
Not to mention he is also ignorant of historical figures and events
No. It. Isn't. I don't understand why you people can't put this through your thick heads.
He's an idiot tho
Justin L a vote for Gary Johnson is two votes for Trump
they wouldn't have to go on but they could have the forms brought to their Hospital room or at least in my state
Colbert, you have to cut back on the Trump talk. Every show, every sentence is Trump. Are you in love with Trump?
He played a narcissistic right wing character too, so he kind of understands him well.
He'll stop talking about Trump when Trump stops saying insane and offensive things.
dmed it's funny tho
It's really good stuff, so I disagree.
c'mon Chump provides plenty of material for comedians everywhere
Funny enough, Simulation Theory is quite solid. This is the one theory that unifies physics, and it's highly probable we are in a simulated reality.
Have you heard of the " BLUE PROJECT?"
If that's the case, can we get the real expansion pack? because as fun as its been, this prank DLC is gone too far. I say we write in to God Studios and demand a proper expansion for the 2016 "patch"! April was 6 months ago, enough with the delays!!
It's a hypothesis, not technically a testable or provable theory, with almost no experimental or applicable data. Not exactly solid.
And there are multiple theories that attempt to unify physics, not just Simulation theory, yet M-theory, 6 variations of string-theory, along with super-gravity theory face the same physical conflictions.
If I say, 'maybe our universe is just all in a dog's mind,' I've pretty much offered about the same solidity for the foundation of a 'theory of everything.'
ChronicCuber You are not entirely off base with those comments, however, you have clearly not studies simulation theory in depth. It has much more application than you are crediting.
You're basically advocating for a form of solipsism, which is unfalsifiable by definition. That's about as unscientific as it gets. Besides, you don't get to call it a theory when it meets none of the criteria. It's navel-gazing at best. Do tell, how does one falsify "simulation theory"? What evidence supports said "theory" and what do you know about the architects of this "simulation"? I'm not saying it's wrong, just that no reasonable person who cares about standards of evidence and burdens of proof can honestly accept it as probable.
watching from Egypt and I love your show !
Awwwkward how the teacher takes Trumps hand xD
Trump is so desperate for votes he might start giving green cards to Mexicans if they vote for him
Shit I just gave him an idea
I've got my green card 15 years ago, I guarantee you that you can't get them for free.
Lmao thats fucking hilarious because illegal aliens are somehow registering to vote for Hillary
oh stfu already defending trump is just sad now.
Allan Mccann
Same goes for defending a the corrupt scumbag Hillary
Jesh. When will Jon Stewart come back? :(
I NEED AN ADULT!
Trump: I am an adult
And then Trump punches him.
*punches the economy*
I love you, She Hulk.
Fantastic clip!! It started off so strong with the Trump roasting and ended up getting really philisophical
I love the nickname "Agent Orange," because in DC Comics, that's the name of the Orange Lantern, who is powered by greed.
Universe that's stable enough to allow self-aware life... 3/5 stars.
most people ain't self aware.
more like 1/1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 stars
Even kids know his hair looks fugly...
4:36 lmao!!!! that's the fakes laugh I have ever heard
If I am gonna go I'll take you all with me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Even if you have 2 weeks to live... stick around till November" XD
Donald Trump is a gift to democracy.
hahaha , more like pushing the limits of free speech and democracy, I wonder how far will this go , just hoping no WWIII starts thats all
Could we get a refund then?
Do you really think anyone would take him back?
Donald Trump is a gift to the back end of a horse.
Horses have rights too
hey, you're dying come and vote for me. Does Trump have any class? the tiniest bit?
Waaay more class than hillary but then again who doesn't?
Matt Barry
yeah sure... especially that time when he parodied that spastic reporter...
*****
That routine in the middle about the 1997 interview was just begging for a "PTSD"/"PSTD" joke. Ah, well.
I too saw that missed opportunity. Ah well, Pre-TSD is amusingly similar to, say, premature ejaculation.
Now that you mention it, I have been thinking about working at the carpet store.
Batiste wtf was that laugh
Trump for president! Let's make America fall apart
"I don't care how sick you are." The only way he can say this and the rest is he has brain damage.
I like that guy in the audience whos going HAH! HAH! Like every joke is a 11/10.
That's just the annoying band leader/piano player.
That videogame analogy should've had much more laughs, but the audience is too busy laughing a side-jokes like "OMG my crotch is on fire!"
Donald Trump is hilarious! Colbert is just jealous that Trump is funnier than him! HA!
123Rockchild trump is a clown
\Nexturz/ Colbert's stuff is lame.
Damn I'm early got no jokes
Me too thanks
where is neo when you need him. this smith program aka trump is getting out of hand.
Trump is Neo and Hillary is Agent Smith...
Doesn't matter who fills which role to be specific - what's important is when both are done with each other - it is going to be the rest of us that's going to be left in the ruins of modern civilization.
I can see that. Fuck the escaping the Matrix or not - what we need is a time machine to stop all this from starting in the first place.
Drinking game! One shot for every time Stephen says "Humm"
Ignorance and xenophobia has officially been normalized when you invite him to speak to a bunch of innocent children.
GUYS THATS EXACTLY WHAT HINDUISM AND BUDDHISM SAYS THE WORLD IS A MATRIX.MATRIX IS BASED ON HINDU AND BUDDHIST PRICIPLES.DONT TRUST ME LOOK FOR MATRIX INFLUENCE.
Hinduism and buddhism are as backward as all the stupid other myths like abrahamic crap. You fucking believe that cows are reincarnated humans and Dalai Lama is a saint for owning slaves.
+Tay Sachs I feel hate in your comment
I'm a Buddhist... you know we don't all believe that right?? there's a difference between monks beliefs and the beliefs of regular people😂
Chirpy n Sleepy IM BUDDHIST AND PARTLY HINDU ,IT MATTERS WHAT BUDDHA ,VISHNU ,KRISHNA AND MONKS TEACH .AND WHAT THEY STAND FOR .NOT WHAT U OR A RANDOM INDIVIDUAL THINK .I AM WILLING TO BET A BILLION ,THAT I AM MORE EDUCATED THAN U ON THE TOPIC
okay so you're obviously the type of person who uses RUclips to vent😅 fair enough, I ain't gonna argue with you
I want to see Trump win so badly. I'd love to see the liberals going mad when it happens.
Sounds to me like you graduated from Trump U. LOL
TFSimple you really think he would survive one month without being assassinated or impeached?
+nigella4me No, I don't even live in America, lol. I'm actually really glad I don't live there.
+Abelofthewinsouls Where did I say that? And even if that's true, I'm really looking forward to it.
I'm surprised an attempt hasn't happened yet to be honest with you. He's truly showing signs of complete mental instability in every way.
I laughed hard when trump called the sick to vote, that was hilarious
"I told you his hair wasn't orange..." :)
Kids are always so sincere. It's so funny to here stuff like that
Lol, oh man I do not whether to laugh or cry???
Great job writing "If I gotta go I'm taking you guys with me"
I love the child saying " I told you his hair wasn't orange "...lmao on that one
The rating of life: Three stars!
I love his description! xD
"I'm Trump, it's all about me, it's all about me. You're dying but that's not important cos it's all about me."
Brilliant writing, dead crowd. Love watching the show!
That part about video games and life was pure gold..
Best monologue ever ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Funny how it stops at " they can't handle it". He actually said the media is going to twist what he said around
Translation: I realize I said an awful deplorable thing but it's too late to take it back and I know everybody will hate me even more for continuing to prove how self-centred I am so I'll say the media will "twist it around" to make myself look like the victim.
How did the media twist it around? They literally just replayed a video of him 😂
monkiram they didn't play the entire video, look it up
6:07 hahaha the Smoke Monster from Ferngully
hhahah you are getting nervous. Right time
The only Samsug phones bursting into flames are receiving Trumps Tweets.
I got an add with wheelchair basketball in it xD
id much rather vote for someone whos said bad things over someone whos done bad things
they've both done bad things.
it's just trump has never apologized or learned.
oh hillary apologized for benghazi? i had no clue
The problem with Donald is that he doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
what difference does it make
Hillary is a fucking globalist scumbag who is a puppet to George Soros. Fuck her
I don’t care how sick you are”...The only words in the Trump”Care” plan
hard to believe colbert is SO on point sober. leno, fallon, and letterman were never this professional.