Stephen Breaks Down Michael Cohen's Recording Of Trump

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  • Опубликовано: 31 май 2024
  • Stephen holds a listening party for the audio recording of Michael Cohen and Donald Trump arranging a payment to silence Karen McDougal in September 2016.
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  • @ScytheNoire
    @ScytheNoire 5 лет назад +693

    Stormy was one time. Karen was 10 months. Sounds like Stormy got the way better deal.

    • @Inamichan
      @Inamichan 5 лет назад +61

      ScytheNoire but honestly you have to feel bad for both of them 🤢
      No amount of money makes that worth it

    • @STSWB5SG1FAN
      @STSWB5SG1FAN 5 лет назад +5

      But the Playboy® model got $20k more than the adult film star.

    • @freema9246
      @freema9246 5 лет назад +49

      Bernard Gilbert but stormy was in and out. The other chick had to endure 10 months

    • @FunkyMonkey-ip4xy
      @FunkyMonkey-ip4xy 5 лет назад +38

      imanasaurus rex Nope I don't really feel sorry for them. Stormy was a one off and got 130k. The other one kept going back for more over ten months. So she either wasn't repulsed by him, is a bit simple or she's a gold digger like Melania. Unless of course she fell for his gentle personality, good looks, generous nature, warm and witty sense of humour and all round humanity.

    • @nathanmathews2148
      @nathanmathews2148 5 лет назад +2

      And Shera got preggo, to the tune of 1.6 million

  • @Aleyaha699
    @Aleyaha699 5 лет назад +111

    I was stunned when he said please asking for a coke.

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 5 лет назад +52

    "Snake preparing to eat a whole antelope", lol. Had to spit out my licorice before I choked to death.

  • @zuwopjohnson781
    @zuwopjohnson781 5 лет назад +19

    1:50 Notice how the sign doesn't even have room for double digits lol

  • @Kirsten_is_cursed10
    @Kirsten_is_cursed10 5 лет назад +648

    Okay...I’m starting to think that someone who paid nearly $300k to have sex twice is maybe, possibly, not super good at making deals?

    • @leanie9660
      @leanie9660 5 лет назад +37

      Kirsten S. ..and definitely not super good at sex (despite his own call to a scandal rag claiming to be someone else innocently calling to rave about trump's incredible prowess)

    • @Kirsten_is_cursed10
      @Kirsten_is_cursed10 5 лет назад +9

      Marqwon Aka Big Lurch D ....gross

    • @shaka2352
      @shaka2352 5 лет назад +16

      Forreal.. In amsterdam, you only need 200 euro for two

    • @jeannie3684
      @jeannie3684 5 лет назад +2

      Kirsten S. OR sex!!!

    • @tamcon72
      @tamcon72 5 лет назад +13

      Yep, and today he insisted that his panicked advisers should cede to his "business acumen" and have faith that imposing terrible tariffs on foreign cars will turn out OK, even though this will send the global auto trade into chaos. Mr. Art of the Deal, everybody!

  • @calebjiang4056
    @calebjiang4056 5 лет назад +307

    Yes! Entire monologue in a single video again!

  • @jamesjpak
    @jamesjpak 5 лет назад +82

    Giuliani is doing quite a job trying to out stupid Trump

    • @Justanotherconsumer
      @Justanotherconsumer 5 лет назад +1

      James Pak just trying to make his boss look good.

    • @brittaniejones6807
      @brittaniejones6807 5 лет назад +2

      At this point I’m convinced that Giuliani isn’t totally sure which side he’s on..

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 5 лет назад +1

      Do Rudi and Donald share the one brain?
      Because if so, I think it might have accidentally ended up on a one way flight to somewhere USPS doesn't do pickups from.

    • @russmartin9549
      @russmartin9549 5 лет назад

      It's funny I agree. Every time Giuliani gets on TV, Mueller opens 15 more investigations. He needs to shut his cake - eater. But hes too stupid

  • @brindakalmada8966
    @brindakalmada8966 5 лет назад +47

    I still find it hard to believe that some people trust him.

    • @catt4570
      @catt4570 5 лет назад +2

      KeKe K And continue to defend him tooth and nail. Calling him "the best we've ever had" still...

  • @gabrielchemla1758
    @gabrielchemla1758 5 лет назад +300

    So glad Cohen turned on Trump.

    • @jessicahildebrand9712
      @jessicahildebrand9712 5 лет назад +11

      gabriel chemla he really hasn’t yet this most likely is a desperate plea to trump showing him what he can do if trump doesn’t help him

    • @rickeycroux
      @rickeycroux 5 лет назад +11

      he is only doing it to save his own ass

    • @rahullohana7087
      @rahullohana7087 5 лет назад +11

      rickeycroux what other reason is there to turn on someone?

    • @rickeycroux
      @rickeycroux 5 лет назад +2

      that he has seen the light, he wants to be a good person..... I know I am a dreamer

    • @deborahbell6975
      @deborahbell6975 5 лет назад +5

      rickeycroux For whatever reason I'm happy.

  • @nancysherry9088
    @nancysherry9088 5 лет назад +88

    dang Stephen, hearing the news from you is much more entertaining than any other source. Thank you

    • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
      @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 5 лет назад +1

      agreed

    • @OpusTheLeftie
      @OpusTheLeftie 5 лет назад +2

      He's not very funny. He grasps at straws for jokes that his crowd finds funny because they're dense as fuck.

    • @nobodyspecial9738
      @nobodyspecial9738 5 лет назад

      Jacob YTP- Colbert has no talent, and he always has the lousiest guests. Rose Mcgowan for one thing. Beck? Shitty artist…sad really.

    • @OpusTheLeftie
      @OpusTheLeftie 5 лет назад

      Nobody Special I really love Beck, but otherwise, you're absolutely right.

    • @hubertnguyen7485
      @hubertnguyen7485 5 лет назад +1

      Stephen doesn't deliver news, he deliver satire comedy. If you want news go to Fox and Friends kakakaka

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary 5 лет назад +123

    C’mon, the White House NEVER needs to change the sign that says “It’s been 0 minutes since our last lie.”

    • @parnmurasake
      @parnmurasake 5 лет назад +6

      He needs to sleep sometimes

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 5 лет назад +4

      @@parnmurasake But even his dreams are a pack o' lies

  • @thelostpiranha
    @thelostpiranha 5 лет назад +60

    Rudy is the only guy that could make Trump look smart.
    But then again, it was Trump who hired Rudy to be his lawyer.

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 5 лет назад +4

      S'pose that's why he hired him, he wanted to look smart.
      Oooopsie.

  • @reknown123
    @reknown123 5 лет назад +191

    "You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time."

    • @thebeavpercabethftw9604
      @thebeavpercabethftw9604 5 лет назад

      What is that quote from?

    • @DaveGIS123
      @DaveGIS123 5 лет назад +4

      @thebeav, the quote is credited to Abraham Lincoln, but it might have just been an advertising gimmick: historynewsnetwork.org/article/161924

    • @thebeavpercabethftw9604
      @thebeavpercabethftw9604 5 лет назад +1

      Either way, pretty applicable to the situation. That is something I always wondered. Abraham Lincoln went by Honest Abe, but he was still a politician. He couldn't have always been lie free, right?

    • @dsmith9412
      @dsmith9412 5 лет назад

      thebeav PercabethFTW Was the phrase “Honest Abe” actually used during his lifetime, or was it applied to him later?

    • @thebeavpercabethftw9604
      @thebeavpercabethftw9604 5 лет назад

      D Smith. I honestly don't know. No pun intended. That's just something I always heard people call him.

  • @oncoucharrest5910
    @oncoucharrest5910 5 лет назад +87

    Lordy, there’s tapes!

  • @robertw9677
    @robertw9677 5 лет назад +97

    Colbert is just wonderful the truth must be very painful for trump supporters

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 5 лет назад +1

      Why do you think they all come here and talk shit about him? It's all good when Gutfeld or any of those troglodytes say what THEY say though, isn't it?

    • @pmboston
      @pmboston 5 лет назад +12

      They feel no pain, truth goes in one ear and out the other leaving no trace.

    • @marks7192
      @marks7192 5 лет назад +1

      Unfortunately Mr.Walterman they just don't care.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +2

      It's hard to feel pain when you have no soul.

  • @tipoomaster
    @tipoomaster 5 лет назад +443

    My favorite part is just how Cohen speaks slowly and simply to him, like he's explaining things to a toddler.

    • @karensmith3565
      @karensmith3565 5 лет назад +3

      tipoomaster....lol

    • @bdogg20101
      @bdogg20101 5 лет назад +19

      tipoomaster he had to explain it slow to him. He was busy with his coke. Lol
      Just like a 1 year old. I love how his "so call" wannabe attorney is explaining how screwed trumps situation is, and all he is concerned about and can focus is getting a coke.

    • @danieldarabos9381
      @danieldarabos9381 5 лет назад +12

      He is, a 250lbs one"

    • @mariasoto8600
      @mariasoto8600 5 лет назад +7

      I noticed that

    • @user-dv8fs6ml5z
      @user-dv8fs6ml5z 5 лет назад +2

      maybe because he was recording it and wanted everything he said made clear on the tape. geez

  • @oncoucharrest5910
    @oncoucharrest5910 5 лет назад +151

    Just remember don’t believe your ears and eyes....according to Trump

    • @thesoundsmith
      @thesoundsmith 5 лет назад +3

      In some circles, that's called "Sleight-of-hand."
      In Trump world, that's called "Slight-of-hand."
      In some circles, that's called "Illusion."
      In Trump world, that's called "Collusion."

    • @geoffbaumgartner5335
      @geoffbaumgartner5335 5 лет назад +2

      His final and most essential command?

    • @jasonw7521
      @jasonw7521 5 лет назад +5

      Hahahaha.... I almost fell of my chair when I heard him say that.

    • @jayzenitram9621
      @jayzenitram9621 5 лет назад +3

      "Don't believe what you see, cause when you do it looks really bad!"

  • @tamikoestomo3275
    @tamikoestomo3275 5 лет назад +66

    It's almost noon here in Indonesia, and I am tremendously enjoying this! Go, go, Stephen, smear Traitor POTUS all over the map. We support you all the way!!

  • @leifharmsen
    @leifharmsen 5 лет назад +51

    The Charleston, it's a dance from the 1920s. You stomp on your toe and rub it into the floor, "like putting out a cigarette". You stomp on it, put it out, and make it go away.

  • @ehnat0502
    @ehnat0502 5 лет назад +3

    BRILLIANT MONOLOGUE...LOVE COLBERT XXXXXX

  • @nadiamahmood5893
    @nadiamahmood5893 5 лет назад +115

    “would, wouldn’t, who the f*** knows at this point” 😂

    • @slinkeepy
      @slinkeepy 5 лет назад +8

      brilliant ad-lib if it wasn't staged

    • @cardexpert101
      @cardexpert101 5 лет назад +4

      I don't think it was staged. The mental slip-up also caused him to say "Giuliani se-says" a few seconds later.

    • @slavetothecurb6527
      @slavetothecurb6527 5 лет назад

      Best save ever 😂😂😂

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 5 лет назад +1172

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to begin sobriety

    • @samuelstensgaard4828
      @samuelstensgaard4828 5 лет назад +88

      Tadicuslegion78 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

    • @FunkyMonkey-ip4xy
      @FunkyMonkey-ip4xy 5 лет назад +35

      Week? More like four years :)

    • @Myrddnn
      @Myrddnn 5 лет назад +41

      Tadicuslegion78 bad year to try and stop huffing rocket fuel.

    • @chickensdone1
      @chickensdone1 5 лет назад +22

      Tadicuslegion78 Demi Lovato feels the same way

    • @gixellia8455
      @gixellia8455 5 лет назад +23

      Tadicuslegion78 - NO, it's the perfect time for you :o)
      LET GO!
      Just go to as many meetings as you can, call your sponsor and and reach out to others. And be grateful. Now :o)

  • @TheSmeik
    @TheSmeik 5 лет назад +92

    This is not fun anymore.
    RIP USA

    • @dylanhaugen3739
      @dylanhaugen3739 5 лет назад +6

      It stopped being fun along time ago my friend. Right around the when the idiot started actually hurting people with his policies.

  • @sluttymctits4496
    @sluttymctits4496 5 лет назад +35

    I think Cohen's elephants made me laugh the hardest in this video.
    I am not ashamed.

    • @aknopf8173
      @aknopf8173 5 лет назад +5

      Yes, I loved to be able to laugh at such innocent humor. (In a show that has otherwise been pretty dark, lately)

  • @jasonw7521
    @jasonw7521 5 лет назад +346

    Giuliani - "No one is gonna talk about setting up a corporation and using cash, unless you're a complete IDIOT". Hahahahaha. Thank you Mr. Guiliani, the defense rests.

    • @gelmann2
      @gelmann2 5 лет назад +6

      cash , meaning money on hand vs. taking out a loan ? Karen McDougal is WAYYYYYYY cuter and HOTTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Laladanso1
      @Laladanso1 5 лет назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃😃😃😃😃😃🤗🤗

    • @baleigh5610
      @baleigh5610 5 лет назад +3

      Took the words right from our mouths.

    • @JudgeDredd_
      @JudgeDredd_ 5 лет назад +1

      One of the worst AG’s ever.

  • @kiza4178
    @kiza4178 5 лет назад +261

    The Pecker...I spit my drink on the screen, you can't make this up!

    • @jeffjohn4690
      @jeffjohn4690 5 лет назад +2

      karen knapp -

    • @hermitthefrog8951
      @hermitthefrog8951 5 лет назад +7

      karen knapp - but they did...
      Strzok, Pecker, Weiner... c'mon.

    • @lemoynecastle6213
      @lemoynecastle6213 5 лет назад +5

      Heard another cable host call him "David Pecker-Head of AMI". He ran the name and title together just like that... lolz

    • @christinemunn6123
      @christinemunn6123 5 лет назад +4

      probably friends with "Weiner"........

    • @TunTheOfficial
      @TunTheOfficial 5 лет назад +1

      karen knapp lol

  • @rspainter7896
    @rspainter7896 5 лет назад +160

    I'm not surprised he asked for a coke, I'm surprised he said please.

    • @ViktorHJ
      @ViktorHJ 5 лет назад +4

      RSPainter Trump is quite well mannered, if you are on his good side, and not asking difficult questions.

  • @spartankratos12
    @spartankratos12 5 лет назад +168

    United States of Entertainment

  • @Salchipapafied
    @Salchipapafied 5 лет назад +143

    "Don't quote me on that." -- Rudy Giuliani

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 5 лет назад +42

    $150,000, that must be $10,000 per second. Or was it per millimeter?

  • @kpaterson9717
    @kpaterson9717 5 лет назад +15

    We have to be thankful for Trumpy, he has given some of the best material for Stephen and Co!

    • @kpaterson9717
      @kpaterson9717 5 лет назад

      evilcatlady 100% agreed! There is no rock bottom any longer, unfortunately the people have became nose blind with the s#$t stench of Humptys moronic behaviour

  • @Alstroemeria74
    @Alstroemeria74 5 лет назад +93

    These late night shows almost write themselves now, don't they? :p

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 5 лет назад +377

    Spanked by "Two" magazines! LOL

    • @0123mandatory
      @0123mandatory 5 лет назад +6

      That second magazine costs extra. It's not part of standard service

  • @MrShoopezino
    @MrShoopezino 5 лет назад +54

    that crazy laughing lady is back in the audience again lol

    • @RadhikaRukmangadhan
      @RadhikaRukmangadhan 5 лет назад +4

      H Damn she is annoying

    • @nobodyspecial9738
      @nobodyspecial9738 5 лет назад

      Any-body's crazy finding this show good.

    • @teubert2
      @teubert2 5 лет назад

      @Nobody Special Or have a sense of humor.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 5 лет назад

      Radhika Rukmangadhan shes having a good time and you don't notice her unless youre listening for her. Chill.

    • @ericd.8054
      @ericd.8054 5 лет назад

      4:44 like she getting murdered in the background LOL

  • @CornishCreamtea07
    @CornishCreamtea07 5 лет назад +52

    How do you argue against recorded evidence?
    Can I argue that the Hindenburg did not catch fire and burn up, it just had it's lanterns on as it landed at an odd angle.

    • @aknopf8173
      @aknopf8173 5 лет назад +10

      It's called *alternative* facts. Easy.

    • @ZoeRaeMusic
      @ZoeRaeMusic 5 лет назад +7

      Idk same way you can say you had the largest inauguration crowd in history when there’s actual evidence that you didn’t

    • @catt4570
      @catt4570 5 лет назад +1

      Same way you "change history", I guess. Create a "new" one, hen say the other was fake. "Tell people a lie three times and they'll believe it" is his motto, after all.

    • @catt4570
      @catt4570 5 лет назад

      Joshua Jung True. If he didn't, his cult might start to think it's real! Lol

    • @agekee
      @agekee 5 лет назад +1

      Remember the grab tape it was I didn't say it then it was just locker room talk, a few months later that tape is fake
      And all the vids of him as a political figure from release my taxes to Mexico and the wall to ill never take a vacation or golf like Obama to now "that's not what I said"
      Latest being Helsinki and he didn't say that

  • @talariswatts-el9832
    @talariswatts-el9832 5 лет назад +18

    Thank God we have Stephen Colbert!

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 5 лет назад

      Talaris Watts-El yeah god. Hahahahaha.

  • @lenabickford6440
    @lenabickford6440 5 лет назад +27

    Sounds like what Trump and Giuliani are really worried about is whether it looks like campaign contributions were used to pay for burying McDougal's story.

  • @DuranmanX
    @DuranmanX 5 лет назад +9

    Elephants will be even more endangered this November

  • @marilynjones5749
    @marilynjones5749 5 лет назад +74

    Trumps needs to pay his taxes. No loop holes. It’s un-American to not pay your taxes while everyone else does.

    • @danieldarabos9381
      @danieldarabos9381 5 лет назад +9

      All his Cash is going for Bribery

    • @IssytheMiner
      @IssytheMiner 5 лет назад +3

      Especially when your rich

    • @tinybullfrog1955
      @tinybullfrog1955 5 лет назад +3

      Astral Warrior Calling names, what an effective argument tactic. Any proof for the recording?

    • @astralwarrior2222
      @astralwarrior2222 5 лет назад

      Andraste Deern I called her what I think she is,you don't like it tough shit.As for the recording it's available on RUclips.Why don't you look it up,shown at a White House briefing, Sarah Sanders was there.Not that I need to Prove anything to you since you're too lazy to get off your ass and look up yourself Liberal.

    • @peggypifer5010
      @peggypifer5010 5 лет назад

      AMEN ASTRAL WARRIOR SOME MORE DEMOCRATS .
      HAS TO KEEP IT GOING

  • @carolyngrinberg6889
    @carolyngrinberg6889 5 лет назад +2

    THANK YOU - I've been yelling "Make a Pecker joke!" ever since that name was made public.

  • @maxquimby4695
    @maxquimby4695 5 лет назад +7

    7:15 Pure, accidental, comic genius. This is why we LOVE Stephen Colbert!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +10

    Fitting that this came out during Shark Week.

  • @carlos64030
    @carlos64030 5 лет назад +1

    OMG he cracks me up with that 'STORMY WATCH' music and instrument playing bit. LOL!!!

  • @superiorbeing95
    @superiorbeing95 5 лет назад +128

    Juliani is 12 sandwiches, 3 meat pies, a 6 pack of Budweisers, 2 apples, a wedge of cheese and a bottle of Pinot short of a picnic!

    • @jacobferrera1777
      @jacobferrera1777 5 лет назад +3

      Budweiser? People actually drink that crap?

    • @annoyed707
      @annoyed707 5 лет назад +6

      Don't worry, the blood of the living can sustain the creature.

    • @MsBettyRubble
      @MsBettyRubble 5 лет назад +2

      Superior Being Minus the Bud, that's a lovely picnic!

    • @g0679
      @g0679 5 лет назад +1

      Superior Being ...Too bad, cuz he has such nice-looking fake choppers.

    • @eve36368
      @eve36368 5 лет назад

      oh. he's a handbasket.

  • @etiennecouture1552
    @etiennecouture1552 5 лет назад +10

    After the Roosevelt Room and the Lincoln Bedroom, Donald Trump says his favourite room in the White House is the Oval Office.
    He thinks that President Oval was a ‘really really great President.’

    • @Excludos
      @Excludos 5 лет назад

      Ethan Kutcher Hey now don't mock president Oval. He didn't add a ton of depth, threw people off of health care, closed the borders, committed genocide on Puerto Rico, committed human rights violations on immigrants, and started a trade war with practically the entire world. MAOA! (Make America Oval Again!)

    • @nobodyspecial9738
      @nobodyspecial9738 5 лет назад

      Ethan- From the U.K.?

  • @stefankoelsch788
    @stefankoelsch788 5 лет назад +141

    Doing the truck driver ...

  • @MrDeadsr
    @MrDeadsr 5 лет назад +2

    Its hard to believe that Giulianni is an actual lawyer and is actually working for Trump.

  • @laydieelle7069
    @laydieelle7069 5 лет назад +46

    I wouldn't be surprised if Coca Cola sales have already dropped.

  • @Inamichan
    @Inamichan 5 лет назад +57

    I’m upset that we still haven’t seen the pee pee tape. It’s the only thing that makes this craziness worth anything.
    I DEMAND THE PEE PEE TAPE.

    • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
      @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 5 лет назад +4

      I'm sure it's real. He's really upset about it and is making a lot of pathetic attempts to ignore it lol.

    • @Inamichan
      @Inamichan 5 лет назад +4

      Giovanna Greeff I wouldn’t want to watch it! I’d just be thoroughly entertained by the lengths Sarah sanders would try and lie her way around it. Plus the pure embarrassment😂😂

    • @thesoundsmith
      @thesoundsmith 5 лет назад +3

      PEE PEE TAPE!!!
      PEE PEE TAPE!!!
      PEE PEE TAPE!!!
      PEE PEE TAPE!!!
      PEE PEE TAPE!!!
      PEE PEE TAPE!!!...
      LOCK HIM UP!
      LOCK HIM UP!
      LOCK HIM UP!
      LOCK HIM UP!... (If THEY can chant, so can WE...)

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 5 лет назад +1

      After all the terrible things that happened already, the pee pee tape won't nearly be gross enough to make me gag.

    • @nobodyspecial9738
      @nobodyspecial9738 5 лет назад

      Obsessed with pee, thats pathetic.

  • @GrizzleyBruin
    @GrizzleyBruin 5 лет назад +13

    Love the writing on this show! You guys are the best ! ! ! ! !

  • @pschroeter1
    @pschroeter1 5 лет назад +9

    "If you also take Eric, I'll double the number of oxen."

  • @gc3193
    @gc3193 5 лет назад +8

    Google's showing me Doritos ads on a Trump video. Seems about right. 😂

  • @lymarie1974
    @lymarie1974 5 лет назад +34

    My nightly soap opera

  • @k07385
    @k07385 5 лет назад +120

    I absolutely love that they got the tape. IMPEACH HIM. IMPEACH HIM.

    • @maggierezac5820
      @maggierezac5820 5 лет назад +3

      K 'breaking news', as they always say! Following the taping of this show it was disclosed that it's not just a dozen more tapes, but 100 of them!!
      How did "our" Congressional Body react???
      Drafting Articles of Impeachment for Rod Rosenstein for "High Crimes & Misdemeanors". Welcome back to Earth 2! Peace.

    • @fatherlessfreddy754
      @fatherlessfreddy754 5 лет назад +3

      K stfu trump is the man... face it

    • @cadeohler4072
      @cadeohler4072 5 лет назад +1

      Idiot

    • @3finger10
      @3finger10 5 лет назад

      Trump 2020......

    • @Warpig9
      @Warpig9 5 лет назад

      K They can’t do shit. Trump 2020 u freaks

  • @hadtocomment1
    @hadtocomment1 5 лет назад +10

    This is the clearest I have heard the recording. Weird....and good job

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 5 лет назад +1

      I think it's played at .75. I tried it a few times the other day, and it is easier to catch details.

  • @ellechrista6067
    @ellechrista6067 5 лет назад

    Colbert is comedic gold. 07:36-
    07:52 His expression when Giuliani said T’Rump is not a complete idiot (bahahahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣)

  • @masonallen3961
    @masonallen3961 5 лет назад +16

    Stephen could you please get a shoutout to one Melania Trump. It was revealed today that Trump was upset at Melania for watching CNN so we know she doesn’t watch the same news as her husband. That means there’s a chance she might be watching. Please Help Her. She needs to know that someone cares about her because her husband sure as hell doesn’t.

    • @leanie9660
      @leanie9660 5 лет назад +1

      Tyler Hill I doubt that Melania watches news programs....

    • @Excludos
      @Excludos 5 лет назад +3

      Tyler Hill She's still with the guy, and has been for a while despite surely knowing what and who he is. I feel no sympathy

  • @charanko2971
    @charanko2971 5 лет назад +20

    Yup! Melania is going to be so happy that he pays with checks. Look sweetie, it was not under the table. We did it over the table multiple times.

    • @RedroomStudios
      @RedroomStudios 5 лет назад

      ha ha! that was one of the best jokes in this monologue and a great point also!

  • @betsy1947
    @betsy1947 5 лет назад

    LOL, the part where Stephen imitates trump driving the truck - priceless!!!

  • @garysinnott340
    @garysinnott340 5 лет назад +132

    Trump *isn't* a _complete_ idiot.
    Some parts are missing.

    • @garysinnott340
      @garysinnott340 5 лет назад +4

      Keith Jackson - I do try.
      _Sorry_ - I've been corrected. Apparently I'm very trying.

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 5 лет назад +8

      You're not trying hard enough,+Gary Sinnott (Angeret).
      No angry Trump College Graduates throwing shade on your comment yet.

    • @garysinnott340
      @garysinnott340 5 лет назад +6

      I know, it's terrible innit? Mind you, there was this one dipstick on another video trying to assert something which had nothing to do with the video (a Don Lemon piece) and I'm still waiting for him to tell me my facts are wrong. Maybe all the Russian trolls are in a meeting, trying to decide whether to just grief me or make my front door handle sticky...

    • @wintercomesearly
      @wintercomesearly 5 лет назад +4

      In a meeting, LOL!

    • @elainebrooksbank5281
      @elainebrooksbank5281 5 лет назад +2

      Gary Sinnott thanks for that - there are times when, on the brink of certain disaster, you just need a laugh.

  • @TroyTColeman
    @TroyTColeman 5 лет назад +4

    I love Jon Batise’s reference to Grandmas Hands by Bill Withers at 10:07

  • @teresajanecinco3911
    @teresajanecinco3911 5 лет назад +37

    When all late shows have their own takes on trump-cohen tapes and still you laugh at it everytime....
    And ur not even american 😂😂😂

  • @extrams0
    @extrams0 5 лет назад +2

    That would/wound't comment was either the smoothest joke ever, or the most fantastic slip-up ever

  • @frankblack676
    @frankblack676 5 лет назад +172

    I don't care about the mans sex life, that's between him and his wife but I love how every week he just gets more and more exposed as a liar; And then other liars come out to defend him and make asses of themselves. As if, we don't have video and audio.

    • @kaybonsu7731
      @kaybonsu7731 5 лет назад +1

      Well said

    • @kykiske4711
      @kykiske4711 5 лет назад +1

      that's between him and his wife, and his mistress, and his mistress*

    • @nikkishun1891
      @nikkishun1891 5 лет назад

      Frank Black you are not a true Republican!!!!

    • @jessicazayac4195
      @jessicazayac4195 5 лет назад

      But republicans went batshit when Clinton had an affair with his wife. Hmmm that’s stupid. It’s okay when trump does things when if any other president did or did anything close to it they would have been impeached before they even tried to cover it up.

  • @ellenjo86324
    @ellenjo86324 5 лет назад +5

    "It's been ZERO minutes since our last lie."

  • @BlackHoleBrew42
    @BlackHoleBrew42 5 лет назад +10

    The jokes write themselves.

  • @YouTubeUtah
    @YouTubeUtah 5 лет назад +5

    Thank you for the business advice! I just learned so much about setting up my corporation.

  • @mysunnybird
    @mysunnybird 5 лет назад +3

    Stephen Colbert is a MASTER for making every video so wonderfully funny, even though the real story is so depressing.

  • @gixellia8455
    @gixellia8455 5 лет назад +549

    Stephen, you did it again: YOU ARE THE BEST :o)

    • @B38132
      @B38132 5 лет назад +4

      Stephen for president

    • @kpaterson9717
      @kpaterson9717 5 лет назад +9

      Kevin Lopez 👏👏👏👏👏 well said mate

    • @kpaterson9717
      @kpaterson9717 5 лет назад +3

      thomas oconnor O😂😂😂 You are pressed 😂😂😂 just relax Tommy, you'll be alright,!

    • @kpaterson9717
      @kpaterson9717 5 лет назад +5

      thomas oconnor Malania?? Who is that? Is she related to Melania? Could, couldn't, would, wouldn't.?All the same when you're illiterate!

    • @juancarlosaponte6897
      @juancarlosaponte6897 5 лет назад +2

      Go Trump mothefuckers 😠
      Stephen Rodent 🐀 is the best piece of horse shit 🐴
      Hahahahahahaha 😆hahahahahahaha , hahahahahahaha

  • @TheMyrmo
    @TheMyrmo 5 лет назад +9

    How well Stephen knows my grandmother.

  • @stevencoffone288
    @stevencoffone288 5 лет назад +2

    lmfao with the smoothie blender!

  • @markgigiel2722
    @markgigiel2722 5 лет назад +7

    Giuliani is pure gold.

  • @susanneslizynski5150
    @susanneslizynski5150 5 лет назад +13

    I so love you Stephen❤️❤️❤️

  • @rickycollins7723
    @rickycollins7723 5 лет назад +215

    People still like trump. After everything, they still like him. Let that sink in.

    • @neilm2794
      @neilm2794 5 лет назад +44

      When people who aren't very bright form an affiliation they get married to it. That's who Trump's base is. Why would people living in trailer parks and watching Jerry Springer all day be upset about anything their hero says or does?

    • @dsmith9412
      @dsmith9412 5 лет назад +12

      Dicky Collins not as much as last month, so his nonsense is finally sinking in

    • @bluepuppy1139
      @bluepuppy1139 5 лет назад +15

      Dicky Collins It is so very hard to believe. It's like they are determined to be blind.

    • @TheGzillaman
      @TheGzillaman 5 лет назад +22

      Dicky Collins no they are just drowning in their own shit and to stupid to admit it that they all fucked up..

    • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
      @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 5 лет назад +18

      Calling them people doesn't feel right. Trumpalumpas is what I call them lol.

  • @johnny2873
    @johnny2873 5 лет назад +1

    7:11 Its so funny how well Stephen handles slip-ups

  • @aditidurgapal
    @aditidurgapal 5 лет назад +17

    Why are Trump's lawyers Soooo bad

    • @aknopf8173
      @aknopf8173 5 лет назад +5

      Apperantly, when he was looking for new lawyers, all the good ones where too busy. I wish I was joking but that was their excuse.

    • @stargateorion1912
      @stargateorion1912 5 лет назад +2

      Either they meet at an hospice for fools or they hate him

  • @light4dark516
    @light4dark516 5 лет назад +16

    Hey, anybody want a smoothie?
    (Loud blender noise) lol!

  • @JJ-kl7eq
    @JJ-kl7eq 5 лет назад +1097

    Looks like the trade war is going to hit us where it really counts. The cost of porn is just going to keep going up.

    • @Taidower
      @Taidower 5 лет назад +51

      Who pays for porn?

    • @Whiltshire_Staysharp
      @Whiltshire_Staysharp 5 лет назад +27

      Steven Chen, we are talking trade for silence 😂

    • @patriciabennett6381
      @patriciabennett6381 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah job

    • @aanon4019
      @aanon4019 5 лет назад +20

      Steven Chen
      For what it's worth, just by skimming the article you linked:
      "Considering how bellicose Trump was when he said ‘tariffs are great.’ I think this was the best outcome you could have hoped for,”
      "Juncker's visit was a bright spot in the increasingly gloomy outlook for U.S.-European relations that have been frayed by Trump's trade wars, his fondness for Russian President Vladimir Putin and his skepticism of multilateral institutions like NATO and the European Union."
      So while the extent to which he is pursuing a trade war / tariff is decreasing, I think it's also somewhar clear that he is the one who steered us towards one in the first place
      Of course that's not to say that brinksmanship can't get results in the short term -- I'm just pointing out that it's hard to argue that Trump is all that anti trade war / tariff

    • @aanon4019
      @aanon4019 5 лет назад +2

      Tho I guess it's fair to argue that the trade war won't keep escalating to the point where it'll affcet porn lol

  • @viswanath1788
    @viswanath1788 5 лет назад +1

    We watch you Stephen whether in US or in India. Every single episode. You are the best .My whole family live you.FANS FROM INDIA.

  • @DalithaMW
    @DalithaMW 5 лет назад +58

    How do I convince Trump we slept together in the early 2000's, I could use a $130,000

    • @Warpig9
      @Warpig9 5 лет назад +2

      Dali You have to be a playmate, sorry.

    • @leanie9660
      @leanie9660 5 лет назад +5

      Dali ....you'd have to be insane, too. You'd never get anyone else to date you...ugh

    • @DalithaMW
      @DalithaMW 5 лет назад +5

      Aileen McMillan already got a girlfriend, and she pays 0 attention to politics

    • @colaboytje
      @colaboytje 5 лет назад +3

      Just say you did. He'll deny it first, then he'll say it was true. He has to lie, it's his compulsion :-)

    • @aodayalnoame1184
      @aodayalnoame1184 5 лет назад

      Dali ذذ لللسافللللقبغببلرىللغغابليلهلققب

  • @oncoucharrest5910
    @oncoucharrest5910 5 лет назад +7

    Could someone get me a coke please...at least he said please, I’m surprised!

  • @Drecon84
    @Drecon84 5 лет назад +52

    Eric jokes will never get old.

    • @danieldarabos9381
      @danieldarabos9381 5 лет назад

      His Father is"""

    • @Syclone0044
      @Syclone0044 5 лет назад

      Honestly I think they were dead on arrival. Eric seems like the least guilty of all of them. I can't name one particular scandal he's involved with. Regardless I don't think it's cool to mock someone for their looks or having less fame than their siblings or whatever prompted this Eric targeting that Stephen, Seth Meyers, and others continue to engage in. Mock them on things they can change like their behavior, not things they can't like their appearance.

  • @johanjoseph4802
    @johanjoseph4802 5 лет назад +29

    Oh man. Last Week Tonight is gonna be awesome this week👌👌👌😂😂😂

    • @mathieuo3968
      @mathieuo3968 5 лет назад +7

      They're gonna need to change the title to Last Month Tonight to catch up with everything that's happened

    • @astralwarrior2222
      @astralwarrior2222 5 лет назад

      Johan Joseph Is that what you look forward to each week Stephen Colbert.You don't have much of a life do you.

    • @johanjoseph4802
      @johanjoseph4802 5 лет назад

      Astral Warrior Stephen Colbert's Show is a Late Night Show. I was referring to Last Week Tonight which airs Sunday nights on HBO. My life on the other hand... I'm studying Engineering. So I have a lot if time in my life until I graduate 😂

  • @kombinatsiya6000
    @kombinatsiya6000 5 лет назад +1

    I just knew Stephen would throw in Eric in that bartering joke xD

  • @MarcKloos
    @MarcKloos 5 лет назад +3

    Why is it called the Late Show? It's 6AM here in the Netherlands!

  • @omarthekight2
    @omarthekight2 5 лет назад +11

    They missed out on having the Nixon tape promote Charlston Chew like in futurama

    • @dmsdana4501
      @dmsdana4501 5 лет назад +4

      Omar Martinez YES!!!😂

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 5 лет назад

      Omar Martinez and Stephen calls himself a nerd. Shame!

  • @kenek629
    @kenek629 2 года назад +2

    I just don't understand how a man with NUMEROUS scandals that have countless amounts of evidence, witnesses, testimonies etc was still able to complete his full term as president??? Even tried to run for a second one? How is this actually a thing that happened???

  • @RobbieBackpacking
    @RobbieBackpacking 5 лет назад +595

    "Don't quote me on that. Do you know you're on live TV?" I know right! Trump puts his foot in his mouth and wants the news to act like he just painted the Mona Lisa.

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 5 лет назад +26

      Pardon me, sir! I say pardon me! The person to make that "don't quote me" gaff was NOT the honourable sitting president of this great country! I demand that you retract your statement insulting the intelligence of the same man who knows for a fact that Puerto Rico is surrounded by ocean water.
      Thank you, and good day sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!

    • @maggierezac5820
      @maggierezac5820 5 лет назад +15

      borot man, thank you for the Foghorn Leghorn memories! Peace!

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 5 лет назад +13

      +borot man True story! A friend of mine was telling this girl we worked with about his plans to visit his family in Puerto Rico and she asked him if he was going to take a train to get there.

    • @realunitedstatesrepublic3005
      @realunitedstatesrepublic3005 5 лет назад

      Robbie stupid

    • @TheBoru2011
      @TheBoru2011 5 лет назад

      we all know moaning Hillary painted the Mona Lisa. Was Mona on Bill's shag list ...

  • @brandondiggins7090
    @brandondiggins7090 5 лет назад +9

    i wish steven would write a good sitcom... strangers with candy was amazing

    • @thesoundsmith
      @thesoundsmith 5 лет назад

      He is part of the Showtime Cartoon President show - which I only see clips on YT...

  • @1985malibuexpress
    @1985malibuexpress 5 лет назад +14

    I absolutely love this silly bastard!

  • @mj7087
    @mj7087 5 лет назад +9

    Trump's never going to get anyone to agree to anything if he keeps trying to throw Eric into the deals

  • @lorinichols1847
    @lorinichols1847 5 лет назад +1

    Would/wouldn't -- notice how quickly Stephen was able to figure that out and correct it?

  • @stevenewart3873
    @stevenewart3873 5 лет назад +196

    It's going to be boring when trump is finally impeached.

    • @hptwillightfan123
      @hptwillightfan123 5 лет назад +46

      I would love it to be boring

    • @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
      @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 5 лет назад +32

      steven ewart
      A boredom I will relish!

    • @chrismorrison8551
      @chrismorrison8551 5 лет назад +12

      Netflix will have a series on this. You can binge watch that.

    • @kmlac6596
      @kmlac6596 5 лет назад +5

      I certainly hope so!

    • @MsBettyRubble
      @MsBettyRubble 5 лет назад +24

      Boring Presidents don't start wars or collude with foreign countries. We need that kind of boredom.

  • @MTortillaKitt
    @MTortillaKitt 5 лет назад +14

    If I could have one wish...that Mr. Colbert would become president of the USA.

    • @dougballou6108
      @dougballou6108 5 лет назад

      Armchair President.

    • @MTortillaKitt
      @MTortillaKitt 5 лет назад

      Dave Long because even that would be better than who is in office now. 😎

    • @kristopher9023
      @kristopher9023 5 лет назад

      Laura Barzano That's funny. He is definitely hilarious but Trump also keeps us laughing and confused and thinking WTF.

    • @russmartin9549
      @russmartin9549 5 лет назад

      And bill Maher vice

  • @BlackKnight_217
    @BlackKnight_217 5 лет назад

    Eric and Tiffany jokes will never get old.

  • @sdghhf
    @sdghhf 5 лет назад +2

    "...and i'll throw in Eric"
    LMAO.

  • @mymindistellingmenobutmycu5109
    @mymindistellingmenobutmycu5109 5 лет назад +4

    There always seems to be a tape with Don Don.

  • @TheHua89
    @TheHua89 5 лет назад +57

    Somebody cancel the Donald Trump show ...

    • @nobodyspecial9738
      @nobodyspecial9738 5 лет назад

      Somebody please pull the plug on this sad show.

    • @danieldarabos9381
      @danieldarabos9381 5 лет назад +1

      And the View please!

    • @0224DJRick
      @0224DJRick 5 лет назад +3

      Nobody Special For god sake don't be ridiculous if this Show is sad Why are you watching it Why are you even commenting? smh you are not too smart aren't you ?

    • @nobodyspecial9738
      @nobodyspecial9738 5 лет назад

      Dr. Richard M Why are you watching this show? It's the same old nonsense. Besides I just comment, I don't watch or listen. I like to type my two-cents. The "sad" thing is people can't get over the fact Donald Trump is the president of the U.S.A. Let it go already. Nothing will change, like with every other administration. The media rips Trump apart, and it's "sad"

    • @nobodyspecial9738
      @nobodyspecial9738 5 лет назад

      Daniel Darabos Yes, that needs to go also, why are those women so miserable. And Whoopi? If she smokes weed, well she needs too smoke more. It's not helping her open her mind. Or chill her out.

  • @catalistic3395
    @catalistic3395 5 лет назад

    at 10:01 when Jon Batiste starts humming "grandma's hands" ... dead

  • @deepfriedbrainforlunch
    @deepfriedbrainforlunch 5 лет назад

    THE TRUCK HIT ME FROM NOWHERE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH