Rick Gates: Confessions, Infidelity, And 'WTF'
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- Опубликовано: 6 авг 2018
- Richard Gates was supposed to be the key witness in Paul Manafort's trail. That was before the surprise appearance of 'Secret Richard Gates.'
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Lol “you had me at there’s a moron on Fox” 🤣🙌🏼
K Bhoday loooooool
So when Junior was confronted with questions he didn't like, he simply refused to answer or even speak, choosing to act like a petulant child.
Wow. It seems the apple doesn't fall far from the orange tree.
BlairTindall86 seems to me, He's acting like any person would act when caught in a lie.
Lovelyboney *but-...but is he a normal person ?*
NO
He is the *Living Personification of Dumbass*
"Allegedly"
-Stephen Colbert
Fake Slyler That's only his quote... allegedly. Allegedly? Allegedly!
Now is his catchphrase
i.e. definitely
He's probably been told by CBS's legal team to say it because they're scared of a libel suit from Boss Baby-in-Chief.
I like all the inside jokes on Colbert
We live in strange times where we watch comedy shows for the news and news shows for comedy
midknight Faux entertainment is a circus and this here is reality.
midknight Im still waiting for Trump to announce a Purge night.
"Go out. Do all you want. This is America. Do it. No laws."
midknight 👩🎤 Yep 👍
midknight admittedly I do watch Hannity and Carlson for humor.
Jack Jammen sometimes I wonder what the discussion in the house Murdoch sounds like and I remember that Murdoch owns a media empire with foreign assets.
Now keep in mind that SKY is considered being (at least subliminal) right of center in every market. To put it _vividly;_ scare them deep deep down into a *FOX **_hole_* till they can't see the *SKY* no more. ruclips.net/video/BIaqxC7TM8U/видео.html
I love it when Stephen runs around the stage, clippity clop, clippity clop.
But seriously, we are so screwed...crime is not crime, the end.
And I love it when he dances, or does "the thing" with his eyebrows.
Karen Johnston Kafka would love this. Hey wait! That’s it! We’ve just stepped into a Kafka book. 🌲☘️🙂
Where'd he get the coconuts?
@@ninjabluefyre3815 from a laden swallow. Not sure if it was African or European. 😛😛
For anyone who *doesn't* know- the coconut thing was a nod to Monty Python and the Holy Grail
This show has become a part of my nightly routine. 😊 🇨🇦
Me too. Greetings from the Magdalene Islands
Me too, I watch these RUclips clips in Australia.
Me too🇨🇦
By Remilia and Co me too. 😂
greyman003 me too 😂. Hi Fromm sunny FNQ 🇦🇺
Manafort literally got Rick rolled.
Colbert is freakin hilarious!
7:43 I am concerned Giuliani felt the need to capitalize "Law School" while criticizing someone's intelligence.
That's what concerns you most about Rudy? Lol xD
Whenever Colbert says allegedly, I just take it as gospel truth
Dennis Concepcion well that’s dumb, seeing that it’s a comedy show and there’s far more reliable sources.
yadidimean18 A comedy show? Allegedly.
Dennis Concepcion I see what u did there 👀
Omg Rick Rolled on Manafort
3star2nr
3star2nr. Rick and roll.
as he should
+3star2nr Noice!
he definitely gave him up, let him down, ran around and deserted him
Urged to stop tweeting about the Trump Tower meeting. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
This is going too far. He should be urged just to stop tweeting.
Happy birthday Robert mueller 😂😍😍😍
Sharojan and many more
Jacque Jasper happy birthday 🎂
Jacque Jasper. Happy birthday to you too 😊
Jacque Jasper. Best day to you.
Go Bobby. Another year wiser. TRUTH IS
Mueller has the same birthday as me!! Happy birthday to both of us!🙂
A propitious day indeed!
Kym Rush and my Mom!
Kym Rush 🎂 Happy belated birthday 🎉
Did he do that whole bit with coconuts in his pocket? Dedication
We love you Colbert. We are all so doomed!!!!
SuperDickfacemcgee Speak for yourself, I'm BONED💀!
Well, we're all getting boned and we are doomed, too.
God bless us because, just like Rick Gates, we are all also WTFing
No honor among thieves
Kim Jong Fun That's the Whitehouse mission statement.
Kim Jong Fun please help impeach the orange peach!
Can't trust a fellow criminal
I THOUGHT YOU KNEW THAT !! NO HONOR AMONG THIEVES !!
Wait, is being a thief a crime? The actual crime is stealing, so just being a thief is okay. There's no crime called "thieving".
Donnie Jr employing the tried and true '* sticks fingers in his ears * LALALALALA, I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUU' defense!
It'll be funny in several years...my mother and father will be old as hell and I'm still going to be making fun of them for voting for the most corrupt politician in history. "I KNOW THE BEST PEOPLE"
hey hey hey - Don't blame all us oldies. At 70, I'm an old civil and women's rights activist. I and many others of this age did NOT vote for the sleazy corrupt carney. The saddest thing is there is no way to recover our democracy before I die. It will be up to you guys. Good luck.
toomani bandz Rightfully so if they voted for this asshat for whatever reason. Surely deserving of mockery, he'll go down in history as the worst ever. Bigly.
Stephen making monty python proud 👍🏻
ifeelverygood Yup the coconuts migrated to the US :).
like John Oliver Said
stupid watergate :D
like he said recently, prosecuters cant be trusted either and all those confessions were brought to us by them.
George Fikri yup
ProseColored Glasses Kek, do you think police make all of their information public during an investigation? The FBI plays it's cards close during an investigation so to prevent destruction of evidence, and to prevent those being investigated from knowing how much dirt the FBI has on them. The fact the investigation is ongoing also implies that there are multiple avenues that still need to be explored.
"A scandal with all the nuance of Watergate, but where everyone involved is really stupid and bad at everything"
Watergate was a petty crime compared to TRUMPgate!! And Nixon had the sense to resign .. but this "jerk" just keep babbling & tweeting along!! #NotMyPresident
Happy Birthday Mueller!
Lock them up! Lock them up! Lock them up!
I think when all this is over the phrase "trumped-up" will have a new meaning such as "admitting to wrongdoing while attempting to claim innocence."
“Commonly denotes dismay” must’ve been found in the Urban Dictionary.
Caryn Schwengel
We are running out of room in the urban dictionary by the made up words by the dump and chief.
candace wunderlich George Bush made up a lot of words, like strategory. Comedy shows made fun of him, but he was a good sport about it.
Dak Lamerbusch Haha! Love the name for Idiot in Chief.
Well that should be obvious given what the initials stand for, "Why That's Foolish." ;)
... or astonishment.
That's some friendship. Crimes with your mate, but your mate does crimes on you.
The bit at the end is gold
SilchasR wrong.... ALL of ir is brilliant
Collusion may not be a crime, but it is a viable method by which one commits treason.
New Message and treason is a crime punishable by imprisonment.
Or death, even!
MAY THE UNIVERSE BLESS YOU STEPHEN!!!!
Because he's a gem! Cuz.. Steven Universe... I'm the only one who watches cartoons... K.. ignore me.
Rick Gates seems like he'd get along with Scaramoucci, they're both front-stabbers.
I love it when Colbert frolics back and forth past the camera. Remember when he was pretending to be Roy Moore riding his horse?
Picket Fence & Carolyn Smith, yes! Pythonesque!
Nailed the ending. This administration is coconuts. I saw that as a veiled nod to the 20th centuries most notable absurdists. The Python crew had been unveiling the absurdity of "isms" for years and Stephen just paid respect to that with a nod to their Holy Grail. Brilliant. Thanks to Stephen and happiest of birthdays to Bob🎊🎉🎇🎆
I'm so in awe of Stephen Colbert's talent. He manages - with a lot of help I'll assume - to perform a perfect stand-up every time, with so little time to prepare and rehearse. Big shout out to Jon and the band too!
You guys at The Late Show REALLY Rock!
You don’t just storm the perimeter border walls of the many forts to get to the man in the tower. The easy way in is to go through the Gates.
Just wait for the Trade Cart to open it for you.
Clever shit ,lol
Could not have been said better.
James Jumper and those Democrats need to LEAVE our Mr Donald Trump alone so he can get things DONE, he's TRYING SO HARD! Why don't they RESPECT him? We Republicans and Conservatives will ALWAYS worship him no matter what THEY say about PROVEN FACTS, all the things he does WRONG or his silly LIES that he can't stop telling US. We DON'T CARE! He told us HE WON SIX bankruptcies, let's see ANYONE else do THAT! And so what that he's a NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATH, serial LIAR, ADULTERER who made sweet love to a PORN STAR without a CONDOM just after his WIFE BIRTHED BARON, or that he's a five time DRAFT DODGER who HATES our POW soldiers, trusts the RUSSIAN government over our OWN, discredits OUR BRAVE FBI officers, or that he's obviously not the sharpest TOOL in the shed...BUT he's OUR PRESIDENT, that's just WHO HE IS and HIS MORALS reflect OUR MORALS! The DUMB DEMORATS are just jealous of our HUGE, STABLE, ORANGE MAN GENIUS and wish they were part of OUR special RED HAT CULT! No SPECIAL KOOL-AID for them!
! Trump for 2020!!! 🇺🇸🇷🇺💕
James Jumper haha nice one.👏
If they get the man in the tower it will be a Triumph.
The silence at the other end of the line was the best thing that was ever broadcast on Laura Ingraham's show.
Stephen Colbert is a national treasure.
Trump could say murder isn't a crime and his supporters will somehow believe it.
Yeah, but he wouldn't. He'd say that murder was an unfortunate incident due to misunderstandings on both sides -- on both sides.
BEW ....you forgot Rosie O'Donnell
"These liberals, these democrats, they say murder's a crime now, I dunno. Is it a crime? Do you think it's a crime? Maybe I'm wrong, I never saw it as a crime. Maybe you have to be a little special to think it's a crime?"
Or something like that. Throw in O'Reilly or Hannity calling non-specific people snowflakes and they might just buy it.
Wow! Stephen knocked this monologue out of the PARK.
WOW....he sure did made fun of the Lincoln assassination and called Trump racist! Wow what great American humor for a late night scumbag!
Yardley Yardley Too Soon! Too Soon!
What an amazing job you, Mr Colbert & Team do, every time not only maintaining the high class level of your monologue but to even top it again and again.
Bravo & thank you 👏👏👏
Gates might find out how good a lover Manafort is, when they eventually share a cell.
New Message hh
Right up until Manafort gets pardoned for not flipping on Trump anyway... Shit system, right?
It's too soon for the Lincoln jokes, man! I'm still weeping into the theater seats.
Invite Guiuliani on your show ... it would be a great fun melt down
Sleepydog It would
Sleepydog first like
Good idea. Jokes would go over his head though. Which would make it hilarious as hell. Bring him on Stephen. Great ratings. guaranteed. Plus he will expose trump yet again.
Sleepydog He is so stupid, he might say yes
10 minutes with Colbert and he would accidentally uncover the entire operation..
Omg there's never a bad time for a Monty Python reference but that was particularly inspired! You, sir, are a treasure for all mankind!
“”Don’t smoke cigarettes.” That’s some good advice right there.
“Hate ‘me.” Coming from Giuliani, that’s even better advice.
The magnificence of such “stable geniusness” cannot be contained, it must be proclaimed to the world! Tweet to your heart’s desire Mr. President! 😁
YESSSSSSSSS......President Spanky Bonespurs!!!!!!!!
Thanks Stephen!!
Love ya, Stephen... Keep keeping us sane by being insane!
Happy Birthday Bob!
Release your report soon.
Great show as always!
Colbert owns the nite...err nite.
Bluewave 2018!
IAMdeathblade except tonight in Ohio...
IAMdeathblade #VOTE !
just hold Democrats to the same account you hold Trump to.
hell yes. i'm sick of the corrupt bullshit from both sides. Republicans screwing over us for their gain, and Democrats screwing over good people running for office just because they haven't taken money help from corporations. Our country deserves better and we need to come together and fight to make sure we get better. We outnumber them and they know that so they try to divide us and smokescreen us so we'll vote for the people THEY value and who will maintain their status quo.
J T trump is a republican
Donny Jr. Just played the I can't hear you trick. Wow and I thought it couldn't get any worst.
Make yourselves comfortable in prison boys. Better yet start knitting swamp themed PJ’s, pillows, and covers. More gators soon to arrive.
Holy Grail shout out! Well done Colbert!!! As always ;)
Don Jr can't hear them say your going to jail
Happy birthday. Bobbie Mueller. Save us...counting on you. TRUTH IS
"President urged to stop tweeting" - Related news: "Pigs urged to fly"
To be fair. Ignoring difficult questions and refusing to answer them has been a staple of the Trump presidency. Just look at all the times Trump as meandered out of the room after being asked questions without even acknowledging people.
KevhKhoo what's crazy is that they want the investigation to be over yet their delaying by not sitting down with Mueller although he's innocent.(not)
Colbert's on a ROLL!
I like how fast these are getting uploaded!
I've been chain smoking since Trump's nomination. Law & order. Law & order. We've got these cretins. Mueller reel them in
Pamela Cohen #GoMuellerGo
I love when he messes up XD
SAME!
Always the best!
"He's a brilliant political strategist.....just not brilliant enough to catch me stealing cash from him."
Love the laugh re: FOX @6:50 & 9:14. Best B'day to my new fav Leo, Bob Mueller.
Love Stephen's little scuttles past the camera. Crack me up every time. 😂😂😂
Mr. Mueller...once a Marine always a Marine! Semper Fi. Thank you for taking care of business.
WTF
stands for
Wu Tang Forever
Suleiman Mustafa always 😂
Trump is running out of time 😁😁
He don't run at all lol
YAY!!!
🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽
Love that username
Conflict Of incest Lets hope so. America is running out of time!
That was a brilliant monologue.
Love to start the day with a good laugh! Thanks, Stephen!
Interesting that Guiliani was more concerned about refuting chain smoking than he was white knuckling or worrying about Trump's tweets.. :) He didn't even bother refuting that..
True. By leaving that bit out, he can claim Fake News! He's a slimy little man.
Got that right, Robert Cartier!
Happy birthday day Mueller! I have faith you will do a great job not like the current president who is dividing our country.
That white-knuckle bit was genius.
-edit: Also were those coconuts flown in by sparrow?
I'll plead what she's pleading.
Colbert = Legend
Looks like there will more people singing for Mueller than drunk chicks at a karaoke bar
Lol Problem? You're saying drunk chicks at a karaoke bar is a bad thing?! You don't know what you're missing.
Colbert & the Late Show's writers are brilliant.
8:03 - 8:08 I saw that subtle “In my feelings” dance Stephen 😂 love it!
it's raining outside, the sound of it is beautiful
Gauss24 same! Love the sound of rain
Hilarious
Why am I only able to click like on this once? This bit is amazing. Love Colbert's writers and his delivery. Amazing! :D
One of the best monologues in a while, hats off to the writing team and to Stephen.
WTF is also just the general correct response to really anything that happens in the world anymore.
I'm dying of laughter because it's all true!
The music director going off in the background is hilarious. 😂
finally so well put!
Paul "the criminal" Manafort
Rick Gates betrays Paul Manafort
Shocking
I love it when Stephen skips off camera and then back again much closer to the lens.
Don Jr must have started pacing away looking out the window, wondering if tomorrow will be in his own home or a jail cell. Then he gets to thank his father for driving a bus over him, picking up passengers, swinging around on the next route, and running over him again...
Happy birthday Mr. Mueller!
Meg ryan was adorable in when harry met sally.
Coach McGuirk, Yes! You gotta love that Colbert’s crew used an outtake of Meg Ryan’s most famous scene from “When Harry Met Sally”!
ruclips.net/video/b0OeM6UUAoI/видео.html
I love all the little mistakes Colbert made, I just love his laugh
Sally: "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
Also...
Jotaro: "YES! YES! YES!"
M. Bison: "YES! YES! YES!"
Yes... Yes
Happy Birthday, Mr. Mueller!
Omg! Steve was on fire tonight!
Don't stop Stephen, the world needs you.
Why Collusion? Why not Conspiracy? Why not Obstruction?
TR Graphic I know! I always wondered how that term “collusion” is in the news’ and Trump’s vocabulary!!
I reckon it’s because the word “conspiracy” is too often associated with the questionable persons/storylines created by “conspiracy theorists”.... therefor, not resting well with the general public.... so the term/synonym “collusion” was introduced instead, making it more palatable & easier to digest.
“Was there any collusion with Russia, in regards to your campaign?”
vs
“Was there any conspiracy with Russia, in regards to your campaign?”
or...
“There was no collusion”
vs
“There was no conspiracy”
Maybe..? 🤷🏻♀️
And the term “obstruction” has & is being used.... “obstruction of justice”.
All of the above; some of the above; other [please explain].
TR Graphic, why not all three?