What Do You Mean Trump And Putin Are Meeting Again?
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- Опубликовано: 15 май 2024
- Stephen isn't the only person shocked to hear Trump invited Putin to the White House. So was Trump's Director of National Intelligence.
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This is a prime example why satire is such a powerful weapon against flim-flammery and tyranny, and why dictators from Hitler to el-Sisi have generally come down hard on people who make fun of them. Keep it coming, Mr. Colbert, we need it right now.
Abdel Fattah el-Sisi. Present dictator of Egypt. Although it may have been the man he ousted from power, Morsi, who did more to drive Bassem Youssef off the air. Neither of those guys have much of a sense of humor.
He's gotta make it up to Putin after changing his "would" to a "wouldn't." Trump's in trouble very bigly with Papa.
Dee Lish. Yeah, Trump will need to give more than a reach around.
Callimo, yeah, the new TIME, with their faces morphed on the cover.
I like how the old dude in the live interview started reacting as soon as he heard "In a tweet from the white house". Like btw was bracing himself for stupidity.
Ninja Channel ya he was like here we go again 🤣
Remember when the worst he did was be a hypocrite about playing golf? Those were the good times.
David Nightingale that was never the worst of it. He's been shown to be this way since his campaign & before. Look again.
Remember when the worst of it was calling Mexicans rapists and drug dealers? Yeah wonder how anyone supported that man.
He just said that because putin told him to (otherwise millions of people are going to die).
Something called "context," I believe.
despite his long relationship with the russian mafia? yea
Dude that diplomat was very creative on his insult
Dan Coats reaction.... priceless
What say what!!
BA-WHUHH?
Even before the "say what?".. as soon as she mentioned Trump tweeted something, he dropped an epic eye roll before he even knew what was coming!
Made me think of Wayne's World: "Exsqueeze me? Baking Powder?"
Ardawan Nasrin I kinda felt bad for him☹️
This is still epic. Probably the best segment ever.
Birds of a criminal feather collude together!
"Either he's in Russia's pocket or he's an idiot" - can't they both be true? One doesn't disqualify the other.
Shannon Lawhorn vote them out. Impeach trump now!
Shannon Lawhorn
Probably, what people say, russians has something on Tramp, like to be him a pedophile, like putin.
Shannon Lawhorn
Agreed.
Shannon Lawhorn " *or* ", as a binary logical operator isn't mutually exclusive.
In other words, for the statement "A *or* B" to be "True", you can have that statement "A" is True, statement "B" is "True", or, both "A" and "B" are "True".
In this case, I agree with you: both statements ("A" and "B") are "True", which makes the whole statement ("A *or* B") "True".
Hillary For Prison Warden...Hillary will visit tRump in prison and maybe buy him a designer orange jump suit from Javanka. Extra orange juice for trump so he can make his own makeup.
Colbert's best monologue yet. Volcano parkour, shark dentistry, or heroin. Give the man and his writing staff an Emmy!
And that's why Trump's hates him so much he won't even say his name. ha ha.
The people’s business... jailing toddlers 🤣😂❤️
I love watching Stephen go "verklempt" during his Presidential intervention.... Great skit all the way through. As usual.
2 years ago and today is not better. I hope you are still alive and not sick from Covid 19. Remind your friends about Helsinki and Putin.
No Stephen, this isn't the "first time" his party has turned on him even a little. They do this same song and dance all the time. Trump says/does something reprehensible, they distance themselves without actually agreeing to do anything about it, then Trump backtracks, pretends he meant something else to give those same republicans the most basic form of cover in the media and then they act like nothing happened. Theyve done it more times than I can count.
Putin just checking out his new house before he moves in.
A lot of us have been saying "Putin for President" for the past 8+ years. I still am sure that Obama would have attacked USA if Russia hadn't come visiting our shorelines to keep his a$$ out of our grass. Trump is part of that Satanic Illuminati cabal also - that is why he refuses Jeff Sessions military support so FBI can make an arrest sting of tens of thousands. The sealed indictments have been there over a year. Jeff Sessions doing his job and Trump in his "Just Say No" mode just incase Reagan becomes reincarnated, I guess.
@anne You're a good Russian troll.. just saying a bunch of nothing to stir the pot lol I see you
😂😂🤣
Funny, I had that same thought. Congratulations America, here is your new life time president, Vladimir Putin.
💯💯💯 Facts..
Wow. Loved the diplomatic response.
That ambassador's response killed me... I burst out laughing out loud in my living room at about 4 AM and pity my poor roommates who will discover my splattered remains when they wake up.... 😂
Colbert is hilarious!
Build a wall to keep immigrants out but open the front door for your enemies
Why is the left (edit: i said left... i meant to say right) like you so desperate to keep Hilary and Obama your enemies?
MrToby101 Maybe because russia believes the world should be ruled under communism while we believe and are a beacon for democracy.
Well we do know Russia is a country full of vicious killers. Why were they ever over here anyway? Even at work I keep my eyes on anyone with an accent sounding Russian.
MrToby101 because they ARE the enemy. THEY interfered in our elections.
Virak Chhang 😡😡😡
Stephen Colbert has made me laugh at the total absurdity of trump becoming potus since Day 1 back in November 2016. And each day it has just gotten worse until now it's like watching daily Keystone Cops episodes. I still laugh - there's so much to be ridiculed, after all. And "if you don't laugh, you'll cry" kind of thing. But PLEASE!! Enough already, America!! Please make it STOP. There's only ONE way. 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
Gaye Elleray i truly hope THE BLUE WAVE is forming up now...much love from 🇨🇦
The diplomat line was on point.😂
Thank you Stephen Colbert, and everyone involved in this video. I am so immature. Even at 40 years old my favorite part of this video is when he says "Build a Snowman out of turds". LMBO. I've watch this video more than 20 times now. I think it's hilarious. Thank you for making all of this funny Stephen. Love you allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
I am laughing and crying at the same time!!! Laughing because of Stephen’s genius comic timing and monologue and crying because of the reality we are in with Trump.
#Metoo!!!
History books are going to write about this and political science students will learn about this in their first year.
Catherine They are going to find unbelievable.
Catherine The question will be will history books tell the WHOLE TRUTH to all this stupidity that the orange moron has said and done. Im betting that much of the truth will be omitted. 🤓😧
Rasmus Finn because it's history and history books catalog history no matter how absurd
It will depend on who is writing those history books, If for example Germany had won WW2 those history books would look very different.
Perhaps Trump is seeking herostratic fame? No, he is too stupid and illiterate to do something like that.
The 1980's called. They want their Ronald Reagan impression back! (love you, Stephen!) :)
Stephen spitting out coffee is the biggest mood of 2018
Oh, a second date already? Oh, I’m so happy for them 🤗
David Jordao at this stage people start eating each others ass. it's 2018. :D
Second Date? They have most likely been dating for years face to face and online.
Yeah but it's America that keeps ending up paying.
Well... they both seemed satisfied after 2 hours alone.....
It´s like my favourite yaoi, Putin on Ice
Journalist: President Trump, what's your position regarding Putin?
Trump: Doggy.
LOL! Missionary?
Wide receiver
best trump joke ive ever read!! other than his Presidency obviously.
Toad Jiang I wonder if Drumpf uses "toys" with Putin. Lol😅
I'm stealing that, thanks.
Dearest Ashton Kutcher. I am beginning to think that the drumpf in office was not a prank...and I'm truly horrified
I thought John Oliver started Drumpf.
This is really embarrassing for the united states of America
"Make America Great Again..."
Eye c ur maga troll bad english ignorant traitor or bot.
Traitor! "united states of America" send him to the white house for life!
You mean for the whole human race.
007 c Not at all.. Trumps doing a great job. These clowns lie about Trump constantly..
Just two days ago Stephen told 5 lies in row about the President.. It’s not hard to find out their lies.
You can’t trust anything these elitist clowns say.
Hurry up Mueller!!!
Unfortunately, this is something that really shouldn't be rushed. Mueller needs to take all the time he needs to make sure his ducks are all in a row, so that when he finally pulls the trigger, the accusations stick.
Yeah, it's been a whole year, and no evidence. All he's gotten was a few guys on unrelated charges... when is he finally gonna throw in the towel on this crazed witch hunt?
TheHua89 Desperation? lol
I like how you can't think of a real reply, so you just insult me. That's nice.
TheHua89 No. Never rush things like that or you can be sure it’ll fail.
The "say that again" reaction from Mr. Dan Coats when he was told about the invitation gives a lot of insight into how disjointed the white house is, from other parts of its own government.
Steven Colbert 👍 👍👍 👍👍 👍👍 👍👍 👍
He’s giving Putin the keys to the White House... 😂😂😂
pepper that's when you call the locksmith
...and people call the President hysterical.
That's funny???
😱
The fact that Stephen is getting funnier every day is scary. It means that trump has really gone off the rails, and the US is in great danger.
The US is in great danger because CNN told you so? Do you understand how misguided you are? Trump is actually saving this country.
by lying all the time?
Xay 2 Not in the least. He is tearing this country apart. I can't wait until I get to leave this country and go to uni. In fact a few years ago, back when Trump was still a candidate someone I know was playing a game called alibi with their class, a lot of that kid's classmates had made up alibis that were something along the lines of physically hurting Trump. This was a class of fourth graders. Fourth graders hated this man that much that their alibi in a *school game* was physically hurting this man
edit: These were also AAP (Advanced Academics Program) Kids
I thought he went a little too far at times... despite my similar hatred of Trump. Now I realize he was entirely correct to double down on the Trump-Russia connection.
Thank you for being one of the voices preventing this from becoming normalized.
Capella1951 impeach trump now!
Doesn't this negate his would/wouldn't nonsense? You don't invite the guy robbing your family to dinner.
Harry Depova impeach trump now @
He needs to stop saying fake news media and start presenting evidence of why he thinks is fake
Steve Lion. Why don't you look into it yourself. You know, do your own research. Then you could present a reasonable argument. Maybe even get to the truth.
Because the point is to divide, not tell the truth.
How do you know I havent done research? I have and for the most part while many news medias are biased and lean to a political ideology be it left or right they report what happens. Him calling it fake literally means complete fabrication with the intent to hurt and no proof of evidence
I get my news from trump. I listen to him speak, and I watch the actions he takes. I watch the consequences of those actions, and compare them to similar situations in world history. That's how I know he's a completely unqualified moron. It's all straight from the horse's (ass's) mouth. Seriously though, joking aside....I find it very awkward when trump and his supporters scream fake news. I'm watching trump say all that nonsense and obvious lies that can be dis-proven with the simplest of background information. How is my information fake when I'm quite literally paying attention to their "dear leader"? The man is a moron because he acts like a moron, because his ideas are moronic, because the results of his actions are moronic, because the people around him think he's a moron and are just clinging onto him for personal gain. That's neither left nor right, that's just observing the man. You'd think those hyper-american trump supporters would be more worried about it than the rest of us, given how strongly they claim to supposedly love this country.
all media need to stop maintaining the protocols that make it impossible to dive really deep in stuff that matters. Like the Bilderberg (he is not directly related, but indirect he actually is!) meetings or check this out: www.dutchnews.nl/features/2017/05/video-dutch-tv-documentary-claims-trump-has-ties-to-russia-mobsters/
You can tell Stephen is steaming on the inside the entire time... It making this kinda more fun than the other episodes
The first meeting went so well we cannot be told what was said in it.
“Putin has something on him or he is an idiot”, like those possible situations were mutually exclusive... (they are not, clearly)
Gary Galván Putin uses rich men Putin uses fools Putin uses the weak... hat trick.
Gary Galván He has. Impeach trump now!
Gary Galván : :👍! To top your comment this song from early 70's by Stealers Wheel " Stuck in the middle with you" ! 🤪seems that it was written for today!
Nikita Sneihnerst - exactly!
🎶Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you...🎶
Manafort's home coordinates
40°54'24.9"N 72°18'47.0"W
Water Mill ( Long Island )
When I was sobbing the night of the election this is why. I knew from the start It was gonna be rough it just took some people time to realize it. I'm not even shocked anymore. If you can vote, vote out people who let this behavior slide.
*Say that again???* 😂
Flame Beats haha yeah and than he heard something he didn't expect. Priceless!!!
Flame Beats Yes, and even as he looked prepared for the worst, he still was so surprised that he couldn't believe his own ears when she told him that Trump has invited Putin to the White House.
Even after he reluctantly had to admit Putin was responsible for the election meddling, he then rewards Putin with a visit and dinner at the WH.
The cringe was obviously a show so it might not mean anything (still could)
A Perfect Da
i'm sick of this president
You, me & a Lot of other people around the world m8. That Blowhard should Never have been made President. Even Bush isn't this stupid or arrogant.
We all are. 😭😭😭
Remember this from 2 years ago? I hope you and your family and friends are okay and not suffering from Covid 19 or poverty. Trump is not attacking American cities with "Campaign thugs" who are shooting at regular people protesting his evil!
Congratulations he’s gone..... kinda
Laughed til I cried on the 2nd spit take. AWESOME!
That one lady screaming through out 😂😂😂💀
Diplomatic Tweet was F*ing hilarious
Honey, get ready, we will be driving to DC to protest !
Dammit, I'm going to have 'The room where it happens' stuck in my head all day. "no one else was in the room where it happened, the room where it happened, the room where it happened."
THIS WAS AS GOOD AS IT GETS! Great job Stephen Cobert.
Remember kids, the reason for the season is treason.
And the cause of much frisson
BobH What with all that Putin pleasin'.
And that hokey bromance teasin'.
sonyahannah That secret meeting having sleezin'.
After all the sleezin’ there is pissin’
I love how he always manages to work in an Eric joke.
I LOVE YOU COLBERT.......I CANT STAY SANE WITHOUT YOU!!!!
I hate to be 'That Guy', but in amongst the jokes and laughter, which is sorely needed, can we also remember that, here in the UK, one man died after being poisoned with a highly radioactive isotope of polonium, and a woman died, and five others hospitalized for weeks, after coming into contact with Novichok, a deadly nerve agent. It is certain, from all the evidence that the former, and one man and his daughter from the latter, were deliberately targeted by the Russians, with a very high possibility that the poisoning of the former was the result of a direct order from Putin himself ...
That not only makes Putin an autocrat, but a murderous one as well ... but what is the betting that, President Trump didn't say anything about the election meddling that occured, and if the DNI, and DHS are both correct (as I believe they are ...), is still ongoing ... I bet all my money in bank account vs all of Stephen's in his, that Pres. Trump never said a single word about what happened here ...
President Trump, if you give a single damn about the 'Special Relationship' that exists between the UK and the US, where is the outrage that several people on our soil were targeted by the Russians, that one man was killed, but also a citizen of our nation not only died, but her death is being currently investigated as murder, and not the lesser homicide ...? Even if the murder was the result of the container, in which the nerve agent was in, was discarded in a reckless manner, it is still murder ...
Argh ...
nigelft Since your country cant handle themselves let Big-Daddy Trump take care of it. He hears your thoughts and prayers. May God Emperor Trump be with you. Ramen
nigelft Where have you been the last 3 years? This Peesident does not value any relationship, other than his relationship with Putin.
Think it was a woman who died
i would hate to bring it up to you, but that nerve agent, Novichok was actually never produced within current Russia. It was made in Czech republich which is a NATO country now and Uzbekistan which is a shithole right now. So basically the whole thing was made up just to screw the world cup.
Vasiliy Nechepurenko - really? PROVE IT.
The people deserves an explanation for his behavior. This ain't no damn joke.
charles stevens 👏 Yes we seriously do want answers!
You no there comes a time when impeachment should strongly be considered before our country is given away. Now is the time to vote the republicans out.
Trump invited Putin to come to Washington to sit at Putin’s desk in the Oval Office.
Willie Godbolt : Ha!
Holy crap, Jon's musical references are so on point with the "Walk Idiot Walk" at 9:57
I love it when Jon quietly plays "Walk Idiot Walk" in these Trump sections...
Stephen Colbert is a national treasure
I second that!!!
Stephen Colbert is an incredible host and great comedian. I think he's awesome!
Which means he'll be at potential great risk once democracy as we know it is gone.
The letter to Trump was absolutely brilliant.
"Trump should grab himself" I'm with the piano guy on that reaction. Oh Snap!
Lmao the intervention bit... "volcano parkour" that got me good.
Stephen you help me laugh even though I am crying inside. What a nightmare except it’s 100% real.
Inviting the boss back to your house is always a risk.
Damn. The world is so weird with Trump in charge.
You think, Mark?!
The boss says you're meeting again, your're meeting - simple
What the hell??
He selling us down the river & nothing is being done
Nothing can be done except get people registered to vote in November. If the GOP loses the House, then much of the damage Trump could do will be stopped. Take the House this Fall and then coast for the remaining two years as a Democratic House blocks every single thing Trump or the Senate tries to do. Y'know, like the GOP did to Obama for 6.5 years.
Sorry but we're beyond being down the river, we're already drowning in it.
This is probably Colbert's best monologue ever. Top three. ;)
Just amazing, love the interpretation.
The best of the best and “you are in it.”
Every day is like the red wedding again. This president tv series has the best writers, consistently the best show on tv
Nick Yang I agree! Emmy award winning.....FOREVER!👏👏👏🏆
Nick Yang, yeah, just give him an Emmy already. It's all he ever wanted. So we can get rid of him already.
"Helsinki Hellsucki" lol...Steven thank you for keeping me halfway sane these last 2 years.
Beth Daughtridge I believe that Stephen shud get a raise and or a bonus for helping MILLIONS of people with all this sadness these 2yrs!😁
If you're on the verge of insanity because of politics... Probably should seek help.
“It’s on the box!” Jon you are my fucking favorite. Nice spit take Stephe!
Best monologue ever!!😂🙌🏽
i´m really frightened bout the fact that nearly the half of US-voters still support this mistake on legs…
that intervention was so Jon Stewart.
Awww the checkers was a double entendre! Literally thought about a checkers cheeseburger, not the toy, haha!
Badass Ambassador!
LOCK HIM UP
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Has anyone checked the soccerball that Putin gave Trump yet for any secret recording devices?
For An Angel
The ball is filled with toxic fumes!! Or URINE!!!...Only THEY know! THEY have SECRETS.....BELIEVE ME!!
Most excellent monologue Sir!
Hasn't been this funny in a min...great job sir!
Stephen should get an Emmy for this alone.
Amitha Alex the cry baby in office will protest tweet about it
Nik Ninja only if the right gets use it in their favor. Putin groomed the Republican party for his own ends.
He will don't worry. It's about all that's left of the left
Nik Ninja THE TRUMPUBLICANS AND MAGATARDS THINK SO !!
Quinton Merkson MAYBE HE'LL SUE!!
Hey America! This is what you get when you elect recognizable celebrities instead of people who're qualified for the job. You put a game show host in charge and are somehow shocked that your once respectable White House looks like a three ring circus side show now.
ThePunitiveDamages the qualifications to become president are the same for everyone. Trump is just as qualified as anyone else who has stepped in office. He meets every single qualification needed.
Kyle W
> I would argue that Trump suffers from a rather serious narcissistic personality disorder that impedes his judgment and could disqualify him, but oddly, psychological testing isn't required for the position of potus. You have to pass a basic psych test to work at McDonalds though. But to be in charge of the world's largest nuclear arsenal only requires that you win a popularity contest, (which he actually lost by 3 million votes) What's next for you guys, Kardashian in 2020?
ThePunitiveDamages most of us americans DID NOT vote for this incompetant LIAR
Ellen Anderson
> To add to this, in 2016, 108 million eligible voters didn't vote. I do believe that most Americans don't like what they're seeing with this presidency and I hope this will be reflected in the November Primaries. The only thing any of you can do about this is use your vote. It's the only real power any of you have over this situation.
ThePunitiveDamages
I didn't vote for this idiot to be president, the Russians did.
One of the best monologues ever!
Thanks Steven for saying what we're all thinking, you rawk!
Stephen is on fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Emily R. So are Trump’s pants.
“Freshly shocked, EVERYDAY!” 😂😂
I need to know which ambassador said that because that was awesome 😂😂😂
Imagine actually being in the audience when he does all these shenanigans 😂😂😂
They are meeting again because increased progressive job coaching with your boss is a normal thing when your performance has been failing behind his expectations
njords62 LMAO
njords62 he's coming to u.s. because dump didn't make him cum.
Y'all saw Star Wars, a padawan must join his sith master at some point, to finish their training. Are you tired of winning yet?
Spock would agree how logical this is.
That finishing monologue was OFF THE CHAIN!
Alaska and Eric...GREAT!!!
.... today they had to shave us first... Thank you for making me got laugh about this, because heretofore I was unable to do this.
Trump sound so soft in front of Putin.........
ashish kumar
Yea, this is the guy who insulted every descent American running for office in 2016, and got away with it. Did the same with Angela Marko, Theresa May , the Canadian PM,and the EU, but looks like they have pour hot oil on him in front of Putin.
ashish kumar that's funny considering the hard on he has for putin
That's because orange face is a coward
YO!! That quote from the diplomat @ 7:52 was BANANAS! WOW!!! I actually have trouble believing it's real - it's just TOO on point! YAS!!!! LOL!!!
I watch this video over and over and over and over so f****** funny Stephen Colbert you number one Stephen Colbert president
Jon goes "it's on the box" lol
Great opening Stephen, however the news leaves me speechless. Despite the comedic delivery and awesome writing, this has become too scary.
If the news is controlling your life or happiness, time to turn it off. Focus on family and friends
nstewart45247 it's not that simple, the news informs people of major events as they happen. It affects lives, so switching off to concentrate on loved ones isn't a realistic option. Unless your from an unaffected country, or super rich that is.
yeesh, imagine being a comedian and having to somehow try and translate the USAs current shitshow into humor on a regular basis. no wonder comedians are so depressed.
nstewart45247 Did you just suggest that turning off access to media will somehow not make the problem a problem? That sounds like the logic of someone who didn't vote because they didn't like any candidate but complains about what has happened since.
It is scary yes acording to you a white christian nation is enemy of the US namely Russia and Putin of course but extreme muslim country and co founder of the terorist IS namely SA is a friend of US to mention just one example ... coool (is it??)
Can you even imagine Obama considering this offer from Russia. Republicans would be losing their shit smh
I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 the the end (presidential intervention is Genius) ❤️ Stephen Colbert
Sure, let the Fox guard the chicken coop.👌😁