They Do Not Like Him Anywhere: Trump Set to Speak at U.N. General Assembly
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- Опубликовано: 22 сен 2019
- The President is set to return to the site of his contentious 2018 speech at the United Nations and faced an even-more-skeptical audience after a year spent antagonizing foes and allies alike. #Colbert #LSSC #Monologue
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"They do not like him here or there, they do not like him anywhere." - Dr. Seuss.
Whiteowl We’re pretty sure he has no hair
I would be fine with Trump, Trump Jr. and Jared, if they were swinging slowly in the wind in DC.
After a fair trial for their obvious TREASON of course...
@@davidhollenshead4892 Not gonna lie David, that got a little dark.
But yeah, f 'em
If he were still alive, I bet Trump would've tried to make him his doctor.
Genius! What profundity! Bravo!
I don't want to hear anything else from Trump with the exception of "I resign I'm the best resigner in history nobody resigns like me"
I'm dying 😂😂😂
Hahahahahahahah!
Omg brilliant
He could start the "conscious uncoupling" of politics
Each of you is BRILLIANT! Thank you. Both quotes should be bumper stickers.
I remember seeing 2018 speech in German news and they showed one American reporter saying "If you're having a political speech and even the Germans laugh you know you've done something wrong."
I fell of my couch crying and laughing cause...well, it's true. XD
"Didn't expect that reaction but that's ok"
What, did you expect them to AGREE?
I mean this is Trump we're talking about
They were not following HIS script. But then, who is? Nobody with a measurable IQ.
He expected them to grovel obsequiously and acknowledge his obvious superiority, as he expects from everyone. He was genuinely surprised at the laughs.
Tynesha Claiborne trump is used to his rally’s where the sheep cheer.
Stephen Colbert you're a national treasure....thanks for helping us keep our collective sanity!
Some low ass standards
@Smart Trump People You should spell your name "Smart" Trump People.
michael majewski ...excellent projection... classic conservatism...
@Smart Trump People Thanks for the Oxymoron...
Colbert is a national late night show clown.
9% amongst African Americans.......I'm so damn proud of 91% my people!!
I'm so confused by the other 9 though...
Yep. Black ppl are on the right side of history-Again!!!
Tradon Allgood I second that emotion, good sir!! Now, if we could but get 91% of my people to see the light!
Knock that off, Tradon. Unless you'd be comfy with whites referring to other whites as "my people." If what makes them "your people" is just their skin color, you're a racist.
@@maxdoubt5219 Settle down, Deacon. I am white, & just referred to "my people" in a previous post (above), but meant nothing racist or ugly, & neither did Tradon. The current rampant political correctness philosophy has gotten way out of hand, & that is a fact. Don't be a snowflake.
"My adminstration has accomplished more than any other adminstration in the history of the United States"... (UN Assembly bursts into laughter) 😂
hojo70 They didn’t laugh hard enough!!
Everyone is getting tired and decided to inure themselves to this president. "Oh that's just Donald Trump lying again" We can't let ourselves become fatigued and accustomed to dishonesty!
I thought he already told that joke and got a good laugh a few months ago from all the governments.
@@lemongrassmint6846 - that UN address clip was from a few months ago. 🤨
I notice you left out the part where Trump kind of smiles and says "Didn't expect that reaction" THEN the UN burst into laughter. Before that a few people laughed, so what! Once again liberals leaving out key details trying to prove a point.
Anyone remember when Trump was called a "crazy old man" by Kim and Trump got offended by "old"?
Cyber Robert Yes, the dotard hot triggered!
You lot would get triggered by the "man" part. How dare you categorize him as a single gender!
@@Jj-bt7cx he identifies as male and was obviously not offended by being called "man" so my lot wouldn't get offended by the Traitor in chief being called a man. Meanwhile your lot gets furious at red cups and "Happy Holidays".
Remember how liberals made RUclips videos of themselves crying like pathetic bitches when Trump won the election? I do, and to this day they still make me laugh.
@@keithhakanson6520 Those are my favorite videos too, here's my favorite one though
ruclips.net/video/cUE7PqEVXzU/видео.html
Can't wait for Sharpie the clown to make the U.N laugh again.
I always get the last laugh. See your tears in 2020!+
That's the only good thing that comes out of this abomination of a presidency: the jokes.
Hahahha sharpie the clown. I gotta borrow that one
@@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336 Well, yeah. I'm pretty sure the 2020 trial will be on TV :D
Jedes zeit ...........
I'm pretty sure Elton John has an album named after Trump too, "Madman Across the Water."
Ha ha! King! You are a wag! That was my first Elton LP.
Hahahahaha!! Perfect! Who knew Sir Elton was psychic as well as musically talented.
Touché!
Actually he has a few named after Trump, 'The One" and "Live from Moscow"
HAHAHA - you made me pee my pants. Awesome.
They were not laughing "À toi", they were laughing "DE toi".
That laugh at the UN is hard to watch (and I'm not even an American). That narcissistic little brain of his must have had a at least a minor stroke. Come to think of it, that would actually explain quite a few things he has said and done since then.
It’s harder to watch as an American but what’s more shameful is how half of our country voted for him, their stupidity is even worse
@@williamphillips2671 I agree.
I suspect his bed wetting returned after that.
He has the "little" brain and yet it's the democrats and thier supporters who keep making fools of themselves over and over again.
@@williamphillips2671 The real stupidity comes from the liberal left but most of you are too ignorant to realize this.
Hey Americans, trust us, we are just as impatient as you to get rid of this clown from the world stage🙏
We're working on that.
Nancy Pelosi needs to grow some Balls .. even though she is trying to play this whole impeachment Story like Chess which is okay but enough is enough Just Do It Dems..
Odds are better than 50-50 that Americans will reelect Trump. He has incumbent advantage, white nationalism along with that sweet voter suppression, the billionaires, Russian and Saudi governments, and has raised millions for his campaign. His voters think Facebook feeds, Fox, and AM radio are the only sources for news. Trust? Not a chance.
@LairdDougal Our leaders aren't. Pathetic sycophants bowing down to Trump to curry favours. The people OTOH are absolutely sick of him.
What do you mean? We voted him in, we've been keeping him in.
Everyone should walk out during his "speech" this year.
I guarantee you Fox Nuts won't cover that.
rkbtex that oh how I would like to see that happen. It would be the best. 👍🏼👍🏼
There'd only be Israel, North Korea and Saudi Arabia left in the room. Israel and Saudi Arabia would glare at each other for ten minutes then start whacking each other with microphones. North Korea would lean back and enjoy the show, chuckling softly.
@@jeffstone2136 Aren't they friends?
To be fair, he's never won a popularity contest, even when he was "elected".
“They do not like the orange man” lmao Stephen Colbert 😂
I do not like you down my shirt
I do not like you up my skirt
I do not like you near my rump
I do not like you Mr. Trump
You win this😁and this -->🏆
Yes, you win all of the things!
You silly rabbit. You're funny. 😄
Misogynists Always Grabbing Ass
Classic Unfunny LIBTARD! Its people like you who'll make him win in 2020...
JK, that's hilarious and Trumps a freakin Clown.
RON PAUL 2012!
Please U.N., just laugh at Trump for ANY damn reason.
It would be hilarious if he walked out on stage and they just bust out and start laughing
@@sewfantastic7257 Better yet -- walk out.
The U.N are laughing at him every minute of the day, just like the rest of the world. Give them a few minutes to catch their breath, before they start laughing again.
Toori Baba How wonderful! It has learned to write. And even to use such impressive and wonderful words! “Derangement” and “diagnosed”. Truly, it has come so far.
I'd just love to see them burst out laughing the moment he shows his orange face.
I miss the guy who said "YES WE CAN!" 😭😭 #COMEBACKBARACK
I did love that song on SNL, but Obama paved the way for Trump and was really good at hiding what he did wrong. He bailed out the banks and auto industry on the backs of the public, and who are now making record profits. GM took away health insurance from UAW who are on strike. Shameful! Obama waged war without the approval of Congress and took away due process for Americans overseas, killing US citizens with drones, including kids. Plus a lot more.
@@jaelynn7575 The bank bailout started with George Bush, as did the ridiculously named "Patriot Act," which took away due process. The auto industry bailout did happen under Obama, though those debts were repaid to the Treasury with interest, as were the loans to the banks. The bank bailouts were obviously mishandled--the money should have been used to bail out borrowers who'd been ripped off, and the CEOs who caused the crash should have been marched off to jail. But if you don't think the government should provide liquidity to the banking system when needed, it's up to you to explain what kind of credit-distribution system you'd like to replace it with.
when Obama was your President, you had respect. Not now. Now you have a president who reflects 40% of you, me, me, me, me, me, me.
@@jaelynn7575 "...Obama paved the way for Trump and was really good at hiding what he did wrong." True statement except the media snoozed during his entire term as president which aided in his ability to "hide" his problems. If the media paid even half as much attention to Obama as they are Trump people would have seen him as the disaster he was. With all of the negative press all around him, Trump's approval ratings are still 3 pts. higher than Obama's at this point in his first term.
The loudest most obnoxious people like him.
The rest of us live in reality
Thanks again Stephen for the great comic relief. You also dr. Seuss.
Well, half of the people liked him in Charlottesville. The swastika half.
Most Hated the “Really nice people”
"Very fine people."
And another quarter mil on Mark Dice. Untold millions in the alt right online media. But yeah, chump, you got shttface suits on the east coast all sewn up.
Fascists, Nazis and the Klan stand behind this president!!
Nazis bearing tiki torches... Bizarro-world! 😆
Crow baring his name off all the buildings. Yes !
*THAT WAS a FAKE NEWS, SHOT!!!!*
*WUT Building was it!!!??? Idiots, such as, YOU, NEVER Asked!!!?*
Ikr?! I loved it since I 1st heard about it.
Jayson Davis LoL, love it!
@Jayson Davis I prefer MAGGOT hats. It fits at so many levels.
@Jayson Davis I'll tip one back for you my brother. Mine will be a bourbon (Makers Mark). Highball glass , two cubes.
"Laughing stock" is just one term to describe Orange Man......
🤪
It's like the worse Trump behaves the harder it is to get rid of him.
Ikr?
And now he's spreading! I knew we should've killed all the eggs!
@@ivanthedancingbear5288 *slow clap*
@@ivanthedancingbear5288 ... >looks at Ivan through field glasses and observes the Russian Troll
@@ivanthedancingbear5288 No, but I'll definitely be laughing once Trump is gone and you're back to lining up outside Tractor Factor #17 in Odessa in the desperate hope of getting a real job. xD
Morning from the UK Stephen - first let me say that that John Oliver has enough awards and boy do you deserve one. Thank you, I watch every morning as soon as that day's show is uploaded. Thank you for becoming the moral guidance of the USA in its hour of need. You, and the team, are doing an awesome job. Some might say essential in these crazy crazy days. All the very best from the UK.
Pray for us, Dave.
@@susiecolorado3821 Somebody needs to do something, anything, the 25th, Indictment, Impeachment, because the USA is currently "led" by an unfeeling lawless traitorous zombie with no dignity who really ought to look up the meaning of the word gravitas. He will never resign, his cognitive disconnect is complete. This is the guy who thinks if they gave them out fairly, which apparently they don't, he would get a Nobel Prize for "Lots of things". I rest my case :-)
From an American: thanks for John Oliver!
Great post! Colbert's new show definitely timed in well with Donnie's ascent to power. Stephen may not be the funniest guy out there, but he has some insane class, integrity and intelligence.
@@couragekarnga8735 No problem :-)
When he went full Seuss, that made my night.
02/24/20 still LMFAO 😀
Netan-Yee-Haw! Oh my God who comes up with these things? 😂 Colbert is so funny 'riding the horse.'
"And we miss the man who said, Yes we can!" ... If that isn't the understatement of the century, I don't know what is!
you miss how from community organizer he now owns 6 mansions around the world,how he offshore american jobs,bow to Islam
and ask to call him God
@@dosia1boby794 6 mansions around the world...Untrue. They "rent" a home near DC where their youngest daughter is finishing high school & will leave when she's done, they have their home in Chicago & just purchased a home on Martha's Vinyard...That's it (2). Owners of US Corporations are t/one's who have sold out American workers to lower paying workers overseas & the "bow down to Islam & ask to call me God"?! That's just non-sensical. WAY off base w/that one. Yes! He went from Community Organizer to the President of the United States! (& t/1st African American Prez at that!) Hooray for him!!! 👍
@@dosia1boby794 ...And YES! I miss him (Obama and Biden) terribly.
*NO I DON'T*
@@coldwinter5710 Thank you for clarifying that. All those red caps are made in China along with the ties trump used to sell ...oh and clothes etc. his daughter tried to sell. trump may not bow to Islam , but he sure is cozy with the Saudis. Oh , and didn't he look up to heaven & declare that he is the chosen one ?
God i miss the days where the biggest presidential scandal was obama putting mustard on his Burger
Obama had so many scandles. There was also coffee cup salute and the brown suit scandle.
He did wear that tan suit and omg!, Michelle and that sleeveless dress!
Youssef Ammar Yeah funny how the press covered him putting mustard on hamburgers but not him putting kids in cages... or how he deported more people than any President prior.... weird right? how selective media coverage is. They only weaponize those things when they lose power.
Youssef Ammar , Yeah. Or wearing a tan suit. Or saluting with something in his hand.
Aaahhh, those carefree days.
@@raynman67 what Obama did was deport those with criminal records and the kids were not torn from their families and were not put in cages and they were only separated where it was obvious that the children were being trafficked, what Trump has done is attempt to deport everyone, even vets who served in the US military and Dreamers, he has separated families, kidnapped children and lost them, caused the death of children in US care, there are reports of children being sexually abused, men and women being abused, etc. You're right, it's funny how some media don't report the facts on Trump or sugarcoat this evil man and administration. Btw, would you like the link of a professional photo shoot of Ivanka at 14, half-naked, paid by daddy. Yes, indeed, funny how some media ignore facts like that about Trump.
Who else finds it almost cute how hurt Kim sounds when he says, "But you called me 'little'"?
that dr. seuss bit was amazing!
Can we just take a minute to apreciate John Baptists' sound effects. On point as always 😁.
We love you Stephen🇿🇦❤
He’s a republican at the end of the day. So f‘ him
I hope we never get used to Trump telling us he's our favorite president, or one of the great presidents in our history. (He used to say THE greatest until someone convinced him he really couldn't compete with Abraham Lincoln. I'm amazed he listened.)
If he's a great president, I'm the goddess of wisdom!
But he IS great, in terms of obesity, lies told per day, size of ego, level of ignorance, number of bankruptcies....
@@MrDino1953 ROFLMFBO!! Good one! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@@MrDino1953 I mean, I'm not saying Trump's /not/ obese, because I have eyes, but what about Taft?
1:49 John Baptiste combined the rodeo music with the “caravan” song when Stephen started doing the caravan dance out of nowhere
Props to Elton John, I will forever love you!!!!
Oh god, not again. He was such a resounding joke last time he spoke at the UN.
It's the only real accomplishment he's ever achieved!
The UN is the joke. Money pit of third world whores and pimps.
rasaianfald, don't let your raging TDS get in the way of common sense. I presume you're a Euro who despises anything American.
This is a very hilarious monologue. Thank you for making me laugh.
Carol Mello healthiest way to consume news these days
I think he gets better every night.
He doesn't even recognize that they were laughing at him, wow, just like the people who voted for him don't know the world is laughing at them
That’s your opinion bud. Nothing more. Half this country supports the president and not everyone in the world hates him either. If you believe that, you’re dumber than I thought. Don’t believe everything the TV tells you.
@@garlicknot887 less than half this country supports this crook, and those who are poor and support this con artist are just as dumb as you think I am
Randy Koney actually no. Half this country does like our president, and even so that doesn’t mean those people’s voices don’t matter. You people are bullies and you try to shout down trump and trump supporters by demonizing them, so no one can see your true colors. You just want power and nothing more. You could give a damn about this country. As long as he president has a “D” next to their name, everything’s fine right ?
You don’t determine the moral high ground, you don’t have that right. Also, there are a wide range of trump supporters, not just poor whites.
@@garlicknot887 you are dumb, I'm a conservative, I just don't support draft dodging con artists, I support vets, I donate to my church, and when my daughter asks me why the president lies, what am I suppose to tell her, how can I tell her to look up to this Jack ass,
Randy your a joke like the rest of your kind!
Gotta admit, I laughed loudly at "I think even Ringo's in here"
the beautiful person scrolling the messages i wish you a great day and a blessing year.
From a stephen Colbert lover here❤
I wish you a blessing life if you came untill here❤
Thank you same to you
Nice channel by the way bro!
I subbed.
MAGA Trump 2020!!
Sorry, I was only joking, Atgolf Twittler is a corrupt, narcissistic, incoherent, contradictory, misogynistic, racist bigot. Love and respect to you all from here in the UK.
You too!
I wish you all the best and beautiful things mon ami. ❤
You have a wonderful day as well 😊😁
I subscribed to your channel
Greta Thunberg's speech today was far more articulate, thoughtful and genuine than Trump's speech. He looked and sounded like a bored kid giving a report in class when he didn't want to be there.
I thought she was way over dramatic
@@australien6611 You wouldn't say that for long.
That's okay. We never wanted him there either.
@@australien6611 She's an Autistic 16 year old. With the year she's had, the press attention, the hate mail and death threats... You'd find it difficult to talk in front of the UN too in the same circumstances.
You talking about little robot girl?
I thought McCartney`s other song about Trump was Yellow Submarine.
Or Fool on the Hill...
Who's here for that Paul McCartney suitcase
The mob boss Donnie T. will grab anything he wants, no matter whose plate it's on.
@TheVeryhumble 🙄
And the men in the white coats should be coming to grab him any second now.
#PABPOTUS
🍊🍄
he's not smart enough to be a mob boss 😂 he keeps getting caught
Angry Bushnell, Or who's legs it's between ...
I do not like him in the White House,
Melania does not like him as a spouse.
Courage Karnga clever! And Ivanka is simply fodder for a daughter...
Dee Warus she married him for chain migration, maybe? Her parents have immigrated here
@@jessiet3569 See money does buy everything.
😂😂😂
But she likes his money.
I'm wondering if the UN thinks that everyone in the USA lost a bet.
I’m a simple gal- I see Colbert dance 💃, I laugh 😂
I love John O and he is great. But you should have won the Emmy's Stephen. You are the perfect host.
Greta's face on Trump should be today's highlight 😂
Kanthad Kuharuangrong Greta?? Sorry who is Greta?
@Toori Baba Speaking from experience?
@Toori Baba aww. You can't even handle a teenage girl. You must be one of those alpha males we are always hearing about. So fragile.
86 T.Orange Greta Thunburg is a Swedish 16 year old who fights against climate change. She recently went to the UN.
Her with arms crossed standing behind Trump looking disgusted was definitely "A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words" moment.
If the rest of the world weren't so polite, they would probably throw tomatoes! Just what he deserves.
ronkirk50 OR BETTER YET, THEY SHOULD THROW SHOES!!
You only throw tomatoes (or shoes) when you're upset and actually care.
The US president is a joke (very ignorant and a compulsive liar), but we don't care about him at all in other countries. We mostly care about our own governments.
That would be hilarious
2:37 that moment when you realize the leaders of the world hate you
John Baptiste deserves an Emmy. He’s a musical genius. Every time I watch Colbert I’m just waiting for the musical punchline provided by the genius at the piano.
I just wish he'd knock off the Joker impression.
As you know: Jon won both an Oscar and Grammy for best album of the year
Of course president two scoops would threaten to steal cake 😂
He wants Obama's Nobel prize. He's full of joking.
"Two scoops" x'P
Trumps speech: all about me, always the best
@Bob 1: In England, most of us hate Trump with feeling.
@Bob 1: Whoops, preaching to the converted!
Jon Baptiste with the Benny and the Jets riff at 5:45
When Trump heard that Mueller didn't indict him because "a sitting president can't be indicted", Trump must have misunderstood what that meant, thinking it meant he could commit crimes all he wants, and not be indicted for them. That's why he mad this call to Ukraine the very next day. 🤷🏼♀️
As we know, Trump's not exactly awaiting an invite to join Mensa.
I think this is exactly it.
No. He wanted to hurt Biden who was polling well.
He wants to create fake corruption to cover his.
He has zip else. He said Biden did what dems want him to do,
some crap. He's been working on schemes, trying them on.
Biden's son ==precious, so of course the slob hits ....
God, Suzy. You are really woke about all this. Plus you're a wit and you write well. _Love_ your comments!
I don't think Trumo deserves the death penalty.... But he does deserve to spend the rest of whatever life he has left behind bars.
Lmao I'm not even gonna edit his name. I came back to laugh at my stoops. I'm man enough you see 🍻
Xavier put him in a baby cage because he has the mental maturity of a toddler
Behind walls...he love walls.....he likes the best walls...walls everywhere....walls .. beautiful walls
Tamsinleo The biggest bestest walls we’ve ever seen! Some of these walls are the greatest walls he’s ever met.
@Celena Newell you are such a kind person....I miss good old Salem trial method
It's all right. In the UK, a trump is a fart.
Stephen Colbert is an amazing person.
God he makes my day. Love Stephen Colbert
Thank all the Gods for Stephen Colbert, he keeps me sane, and laughing.❤️☮️🎶
Will the UN General Assembly laugh at trump again I wonder 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I hope so!!
It shouldn't be too difficult.
That FDR over-dubbing was timed beautifully!
That french impression was GREAT.
How does Trump screw in a light bulb? Waits for world to revolve around him 💡😂
The same way he operates an umbrella. He just drops it and lets someone else deal with it.
The fakes are talking too much crap about me. I'm going to make it a Trump 2020 landslide win!+
Oh oh I know this! He takes the light bulb, throws it away, and then replaces it with a less efficient and more environmentally destructive version
@@terrasilvershade5678 He's got people working on a "clean" coal-powered light bulb.
@@jayyyzeee6409 "He just drops it and lets someone else deal with it."
You don't even want to what his poor staffers have to do when Trump takes a dump...
The UN was laughing at him.
Kinda the way you nervously laugh at the chimp when it grabs the lion tamer's pistol, and you say "Heh.. that's.. that's not loaded, right? Heh heh...Right?"
When the UN laughed at him I cringed because he is so vindictive he'd probably nuke the world!
So ...your bragging about Trump being dangerous if people laugh at him? American mentality sindrome.
"Didn't expect that reaction, but that's okay". You should've... you *really* should've.
Rhyme time was awesome!! Original, brilliantly funny Colbert. Nice.👍🏾
Let's do a challenge! Instead of watching Trump speech this year watch the Iranian president speech!
@John Griffith I'm not saying that, just listening to a different opposite voice might be interesting
or Angela Merkel, Justin Trudeau, or Emmanuel Macron
I'm down !
Trump is not even worthy to speak Sir Elton John's name
More like Sir Gayton John, gottem.
@@GHotSauceAnd1 How old are you? Must be young to say such an ignorant comment
P KE, it’s not ignorant. It’s a play on words. Don’t you get it? It’s cause Elton John is gay.
@@GHotSauceAnd1 I'm gay so it's ignorant to me
I do love Elton John. He's a wonderful human being and musician.
Thank you for my morning laugh. Today's was particularly good.
That poem was awesome!
Just spent some time watching Fox videos and reading the comments. Scary. Everybody vote.
I know. I did it once. Too much.
l hear ya mate .... l like to rattle the trampanzee's cages and delight in their agitation as they get triggered by any criticism or point of fact . I view them the way Jane Goodall does primates !!!
Don't expose yourself to toxic waste!
Traveler7711 indeed, compared to Trump, they're like Einstein crossed with Washington. Which, says volumes more about his lack of character than they're own.
Same. Hard to tell how much is trolls, and how much is brain dead trumptards. Terrifying.
Oh god not again... didnt he get the hint last time the rest of the world views trump as a laughing stock
45 makes real Americans ashamed to be.....
"Bennie and the Jets" tinkling in the background adds to the enjoyment! Jon Batiste and Stay Human rock the world!
Bravo
Why does he do chopper talk? Simple - he's got endorsement contracts with hair glue makers.
It's his "motor mouth" trying to look busy & impotent.
They definitely seem to be making Grade A stuff
I can just imagine Trump speaking at the U.N, and Putin nodding or shaking his head to direct what Trump says.
All the non-corrupt democracies should walk out.
Leave him with his thugs.
What a joke he made, about Ukraine, saying he didn't want to give money to a corrupt country!
Ha. Ha.. He gives ship loads to soddy araby.
@@morganamarvel7075 Hey, Morgana. Saudi Arabia isn't that bad. They even started letting women drive! '-)
He'll be using the tell-a-putin?
@@toddr2265 Todd! I didn't get what you meant. Then I realized: teleputin = teleprompter and I about puked from laughing!
Stephen Colbert nails it! the man is a philosopher for our time :)
*Very funny as always, enjoy watching very much*
That you didn't get the emmy award is a mystery to me.
Fake Oliver got it. Oliver is too British to be likeable imho. Colbert is much better.
"Familiarity breeds contempt."
It was not white or orange...
Stephen you need to come and film in California!!!
Nah, he’s needed in Austin, Texas. So he can turn blue the rest of the State
He could do a west coast tour... He can stop in Portland, Oregon..
Maybe, but he's heard about the rats and plague and shit on the sidewalks and all.
so Evangelicals, Trump likes Elton John's music. Elton John who is a MARRIED WITH CHILDREN gay man.
He's OK with gays, prob lots of gay acquaintances.
He just raised hell to appease "the base" ones. Ha.
Sad actually. 😢
Ppl got hurt.
President Putin also likes Elton John's music, it's nice to know that music goes beyond political opinions like that
As a Christian, Elton is more in line with a biblical family model than Trump and any of his attempts at marriage.
3:50 🎤 That FDR voice over was ON POINT! Did u see his mouth move to the words?! 🤯
Lets make Trump the Greatest Loser of All times #20%approvalrating
Oh, I don't think he needs our help to do that.
John Ron Too late!!!!
Fake news ladies””
Yes let's do that great comment 😋👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Hey john Ron let me tell you he has 94% approval rating among Republicans so keep getting your news from clown colbert
Love your show. Love your monologues about Mr mushroom Cap
I'll never think of Toad the same...
Get a job, fishface.
@@ivanthedancingbear5288 Jealous much? He probably has a better paying job than you. Trolling can't pay much and you are bad at it.
Reel Fisherman, hahaha! Got you!
Ivan the Dancing Bear wow. Good joke. You’re mental bro lol 😂
🤣🤣🤣 burst into laughter at the french translation of 'massive idiot'
Marvin Gaye (R.I.P.) was singing about climate/change destruction back in the day (1970's), "fish full of mercury", Song: "Mercy-Mercy Me"
Plucking these obnoxious letters from buildings - delicious!
Trump: The ego of Calculon, the intelligence of Zoidberg and the greed of the Donbot.
I watched the UN speech. It was awesome. Your rage and bitterness only makes him smile.
Your keyboard player deserves a substantial raise. That little Benny and the jets riff had me rolling lol
The Beatles song that was all about Trump was ‘Fool On The `Hill’, it was very much ahead of it’s time.
Actually no because if you pay attention the fool on the hill is the one who sees the truth. Read the lyrics.
The Beatle song that was all about the liberal left was "Piggies" it was very much ahead of it's time.
@@keithhakanson6520 You are so wrong and so young and dumb. It was about big businessmen who at the time were VERY conservative. The closest thing to liberals then were the hippies.
I thought _Mean Mr. Mustard_ was about Trump.
And his daughter Polythene Ivanka.
Did your Momma dress you?
If the Beatles sing about that jackass, it's gonna be Stones!
I wonder the tune of Paul's song.
They had one way back called, 🎶🎶"In Spite of All The Danger".
.....I'll come back to you, if you want me to ..... 🎶🎸🎵
These people are all the sheep that’ll be led to slaughter
Hollywood sucks let’s get the rich with slingshots 10,000 of us just start picking them off there’s nothing they can do constantly pick them off with slingshots
There were some good bits in here (and I liked his Paul impression!) but I personally appreciated most the Now That's What I Call Music joke.
Holy Moly - good one Jon.
It must hurt Chump having his name removed from his buildings. 🤣😂
They aren't his buildings. A simple branding/marketing arrangement which has terminated. He can now steal money from the USA coffers and doesn't need building signage.
Grats for those french words , well pronounced !
Félicitation pour ces quelques mots en français bien prononcés !
**YES, FULL MONOLOGUES EVERY NIGHT PLZ!!**
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Netanyeehaw is the funniest bit I’ve seen in awhile 😭😭😭