I swear...children can do a better job of running this government at this point. They would make similar arguments, yet kids at least have a heart and they try to keep learning.
actually kids are mean as fuck, they are raw humans,its parenting that keeps them in check.......you know what is the major first word they learn to speak ?,rather thand dad and momy wich is imposed, on them,it is MINE seriously, ask around
Oh my god that last line was gold! You don't get credit for the times you say truths because *you're already supposed to be doing that*, Mr. President. You get called out when you *lie*.
Listen you Libtard moron, in 8 years in office Obama only attended 9 security briefings. NINE !! So shut the fuck up like you know what you're talking about. Those are only attended by Presidents themselves when there is a time of war or a possible attack on U.S. Don't come on here and try to act like you know what your talking about.
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THANK GOD for Stephen Colbert (and his merry band of writers and producers). His wit and incisiveness during these dreadful times will keep us all sane.
Yeah it's sad that since Trump was elected we have seen a sharp rise in intolerance, violence and the silencing of dissenting opinions... All of it coming from the left/anti Trump brigade. Colbert will have something to talk about for the next 8 years. Ordinary decent working people are sick of smug liberal fascism.
Funny how when the 'wit' is directed at conservatives it is delightful. If its a conservative saying something witty and funny about democrat shortcomings, god forbid it be no identifying comment against a woman, homosexual, black, foreigner...'lest they be a sexist,homophobe, racist or xenophobe. Making fun of white men in these times is like shooting fish in a barrel. It's not 'witty'.
Wow, thanks for letting me know that McConnel (sp?) is a liberal fascist, along with the rest of the Senators that voted on Rule 19. Stand strong, Sir, as soon you will be the only pure one remaining.
When Trump inaccurately accuses a business of political targeting, that business should sue Trump for defaming the business. He would do it, and if others treated him the same way, he might not be so quick to lie.
God bless you Colbert and may God bless CC for giving us others like Stewart, Bee, Noah, and Oliver. You guys keep me sane in a world that lost its soul.
He's abusing the powers as chief executive of the United States in order to profit himself, his family, and his cronies. That is selfish. Especially when those abuses ripple outward to negatively affect vast swaths of other people, and when his preoccupation with benefiting himself and his own takes away time and resources of the government that could go towards running the nation. Nepotism is not normal. At best it's frowned upon, and in this case actually illegal (a figure in government giving his son-in-law a position in that government is directly prohibited by the law).
"So why shouldn't President Donald Trump make some profit here" Because IT'S A MASSIVE CONFLICT OF INTEREST, that's why. If he has a profit motive, then there is the possibility that he will allow that to override his DUTY to serve the interests of the American public. Enriching himself can and likely will come at the expense of everyday Americans. That's fucking why.
+Mihaly lmao, what? No, Donald Trump is not trying to make America great again. He's trying to boost his own families security of well being, which I suppose is understandable as you stated. The difference is that he's the fucking president. A position that's (supposed to be) held to higher standards than most "normal" humans. We can not rally around Trump when all he does is poison the system. "Drain the swamp" what a fucking joke that was... Look at his picks for every single fucking position. They are *_ALL_* very clearly juxtaposed with what the position is actually meant for. Man who denies climate change head of EPA, Exxon CEO as head of state... The swamp is fucking spilling over at this point. Impeach him, then we'll all rally together.
Mark G. Republicans by supporting Trump will get a bad name in history.Anyhow Trump can not finish his four years but for many many years no one from republicans will be accepted by people .
Mark G. We aren't done with the stink of Obama's administration yet. What's with the Wikileaks emails and Stephen's connection to Pizzagate? Clinton, Obama, this piece of trash? Pedophile rings. Abducting kids for Satanic rituals? Raping, torturing, murdering and eating children? Spirit Cooking and $65,000 worth of pizza and hotdogs brought into the White House; flown in from Chicago, for a pizza and hotdog party, which includes the cannibalistic brothers, John and Tony Podesta? You may want to check the official FBI list of what the pedophiles mean, by pizza and hot dog. Obama likes hotdogs, with mustard on them. Comet Ping Ping? Hillary Clinton's fundraisers there? George Soros' thousands of dollar donations, to a small pizza parlor in Washington DC? What our poiticians use the underground tunnels in DC for? Child trafficking? Now that's just Pizzagate. Forget about the treasonous behavior of Obama and Hillary, in Bengazi and Lybia. Wikileaks doesn't lie, but this specimen of scum does. All of these pizza and hotdog eating freaks, need to be dropped kicked into the hell hole they all slithered out of. It's time to turn the boobtube tube off my friend, and start doing some true research into the disgusting truth about these so called " celebrities and politicians." Just don't ever expect to sleep soundly again. I know I don't.
Do you walk around with a cuckoo bird constantly flying around your head? Maybe you ought to go live in Russia. They've got a dictatorship here, but for us real Americans who respect teh Constitution, we'll keep fighting this lying, sociopathic piece of shit traitor President Trump. Yeah blah blah, all polls except ones that Trump likes are fake, yeah, blah blah, all liberal celebrities are part of a pedophile ring, blah blah.. Fucking listen to yourself psycho.
Stephen is progressively giving less and less of damn as this administration keeps doing crazy shit. You can watch since November as he slowly get angrier and angrier, especially in this one.
Comedians like Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Conan or Trevor Noah are the only sources of Trump-News i concider anymore. If I read Trump-News in the regular media, I get too upset to think straight. I need a laugh while realizing that the world is in big trouble.
DomBird23 This is fucking Libreal garbage just like the rest of your news so im not sure why you cant watch anything else. Libtard spew lies and you are deviding this country. If up to you this would be Sweden.
People took this serious? Wow... And Adam, I'm from Switzerland, similar to Sweden. I like the social and direct Democracy we have over here (even though it's not perfect, of course). We're doing fine by the way and so does Sweden. Everyone goes to School, almost non unemployed People, no gangs, no ghettos, no homeless folks, no empty factories, no sociopathic presidents and the best part - no communists either :). I hope one day you get what you deserve and thats education, lower blood pressure and an open mind for new ideas. That thinking you have right now, is what we had in the 30s/40s and it did not end well (i leave it up to you to figure out what i mean. I'm sure you'll find out! ... aaaaaand that's the first step to education btw) Good luck Adam, I love you and wish you all the best.
a person Your joking right??? They wear fucking rape braclets in Sweden and they think that will help from refugees attacking them. All of Europe if flooded with that shit. Thank god nationalism is taking grip.....US, UK, ITALY.....Even Germany will no doubt that crazy woman Merkel soon enough
"legitimate reasons" which are based in Trumps ridiculous claims of rising crime-rates, declining economy, Chinese eco-hoax and the like. But you know, those claims were most easily exposed to be just that... blatant lies. Trumps voters voted him, because they didn't care he lies. They preferred to listen to "alternative facts". And that disqualifies from having "legitimate reasons".
Chibi Terasu yes it is because everything Donald Trump is racist sexist a liar an idiot and just in general a illegitimate president for you to take all of that in exchange for a stupid wall is ridiculous
How does he have time as PRESIDENT of the most powerful country in the world to TWEET about his daughter's business?? Deal with the the people dying starving and 1,000 other issues as president!!!!!
To the dumb ones looking at the tiny picture, as all the intelligent ones stand back and look at the broader scheme and all the dumb people with their face against the negative shit, crying all day.
An American If Trump's an Embarrassment- What Would you call A female Haitian "Chester the Molest-", Arab Money sandbagging, Podesta & Anthony Weiner friend named Hillary.......
I would say this isn't nepotism because she isn't being hired but I agree that defending Ivanka's brand is a massive demonstration of his conflicts of interest and should not be legal. As for nepotism in general, the Department of Justice ruled that the President has special hiring privileges that override nepotism laws.
Iverson Traylor IV admit it. people have no power and will bow to their billionaire master in a few decades. Next thing they will reverse is emancipation proclamation. Your children will suffer.
At this point Trump supporters supporting him out of spite for Liberals, they would laugh when a nuke dropped on them if that means taking the Liberals with them.
JosephProductions yeah just keep thinking that, it doesn't matter the walls he builds or how much you like the travel ban but a lot of the shit he does is just plain scummy
JosephProductions what good thing has he done. maybe im looking or reading the wrong things. please tell me the great and good things he has done. because the travel ban, the federal hiring ban, the mortage law he made so now its harder to buy or mortage a house and all of the other things. please tell me and we can have a civil conversation.
Feel that anger? The rage? Use it. Call your states elected officials,, tweet them, email them, find them on Facebook, write them a letter, do everything you can. We cannot roll over like dogs. Do not give up the fight.
safe space "We" who's we? More people voted against him, but if there were a better option than Hillary he definitely would have lost. People didn't like Clinton either, but she was really the only other option.
I tried to pull that shit with my boss when I was late for work, "What about all the times I came into work early over the years", yea apparently they don't count.
Megan West you guys see what's happening? We're being flooded everyday with more and more bullshit. They're intentionally bombarding us so we start to question everything. Even facts.
Alexander Baillères unfortunately for all of us. What blows me away, is how many perfectly reasonable people looked at him and Hillary, and decided that he was the lesser evil? I will never understand how someone in their right mind voted for this man.
Colbert is the perfect late night voice for our times. A voice of reason and humor during turbulent times. When they discuss this era 50 years from now - they'll show clips of his show.
I used to see a whole bunch of Trump supporters in the comments, and many reddit posts were made for each video criticizing Colbert (I know that with the AlienTube chrome extension). Now there are almost no Trump supporters, and the few left have no argument.
TheDangerbreed Comedians love and hate Trump I believe. I can see Colbert cracking plenty of jokes on Hillary Clinton but, I don't think every monologue would be based on Hillary presidency
No one needs to take away his Twitter. His online presence is a blessing. It's making even some of those dumb enough to vote for him regret it. And it's showing the entire world what a mistake he is. The more he tweets, the less chance the US embarasses itself in front of the world again.
why do I have a feeling Trump will make history... as the second president to have a shoe thrown at him and in trumps case a shoe is one of the nicer things probably thrown
Notice how The Late Show is getting less dislikes than they were 2 weeks ago? Trump voters are losing steam. Even they know he is a disgrace. #trumpgret
OnceVitriolic maybe they are sick of all the bashing.? like vultures. just waiting... Never seen so many butt hurt people in my life, he won so accept it.
63H30 H8 Oh people accept it, pointing out how insane what he is doing is, is in fact not deflecting acceptance at all. Rather voicing concern a child now runs the country. You might want to find a new comment to copy and paste because that one you've seen a ton of other Trump worshippers post holds no weight and makes no sense lol. "Just accept it"... Like what?... Since when was pointing out the obvious faults not accepting he is president?... Do you even English bro?!
OnceVitriolic - I get your sentiment but I highly doubt any intelligent people think his presidency is a good thing just because it's giving us comedy. Also, it's too easy to bash every single Trump voter. It's lazy. Democrats are entirely to blame for Trump; rule #1 in politics: never abandon your base.
+grant grant You wrote "the _alternatively rigged_ election" wrong. +stompindez It might be a good thing because those who voted for him might remember the lesson brought by the shame and make a better choice next time. Obviously, there's still work to be done to achieve that.
Damn are we gonna talk about him to this extent everyday for the next 4 years??? Fuck, it was never like this with Obama, major reports on him came out maybe once every few months
Swang is better than Black Beatles did Obama twitter. People make fun of Washington, Lincoln, Bush, Obama, but the only guy to finally feel offended with people making fun of him is Trump. As a celebrity he was made fun of why isn't he use to it by now?
I've been watching Stephen's monologue every night since this show started. It's unnerving in the last few months to watch him incrementally lose his ability to keep the comedy light. I'm not criticizing... It's just been interesting and offers a gauge as to how we're all feeling. It's to the point that he's making point blank statements instead of side stepping with humor. I think it's a brave and bold move... I just fear for his safety.
Until he signs some executive orders that makes it illegal to make fun of him. Kind of like Ghadafi or Kim Jong IL and Kim Jong Un did. This is meant as a sarcastic joke, but when looking at it. Sadly enough it's actually a possibility.
"I mean it's not like most of the Trump voters statistically must have voted for Obama too or anything" ... What? Compared to 2012, Trump got 2 mln more votes than Romney. Even if we didn't account for the fact that Clinton lost a mere 50k voters from 2012 Obama, and thus we postulated that every single one of Trump's surplus voters came from the Obama pool (instead of, you know, people who just stayed home four years ago), that would still be 2 over 63 mln. This means that, *very best case scenario*, only 3% of Trump voters also voted for Obama in 2012. How is that "most of the Trump voters"?
The percentage of people who voted was higher in 2012 than in the recent election of 2016. Given that the US's population has increased every year. Also, the number of people who wrote in joke votes for the president was way higher in 2016. So trump only getting a few more than Romney but still losing the popular votes to Clinton gives a better indication that mostly Independents and Democrats changed their votes. This bears out by the number of write in of Bernie Sanders there was for president. I hold these people responsible for the election of the current POTUS. They will also be whining about all their liberties and other losses. They needed to wake TFU and relizea protest vote only helps the republicans, cause I swear, a true Repub voter would vote Putin into POTUS over any single Dem that was the other choice.
JaKobe Mabee Dude, I was just quoting Stephen Colbert lol I literally just typed out what Stephen said in *this* video... It was Stephen's joke, not mine lol
Autumn Phillips To be fair, although I do hate that she was silenced, apparently the dudes read different parts of the letter that weren't as "offensive".
However is usable here, having Trump as a president is terrible for planet Earth, HOWEVER all comedy stuff are a hell lot funnier with that clown in powa!
Optimus Prime no what happened is your racist tag on anyone you disagree with doesn't work anymore. It's a whole new world and you haven't realized it yet snowflake
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*Statement from Ivanka Trump:* "Good morning. I've called this press conference to announce that I have decided to scrap my Ivanka Trump fashion lines, and will now be focusing on a business venture that I believe will be hugely profitable now that daddy is president: Ivanka Trump Residential Nuclear Fallout Shelters. Every home in America should have one. Seriously. And make no mistake -- these are not your typical nuclear fallout shelters; these will be absolutely gorgeous. Once we find someone in the design field who doesn't hate my dad's politics, we will get him or her to design shelters whose decor will be so fantastic, they'll make you completely forget about the post-apocalyptic hellscape that's happening above ground."
Sam Choi and what would you call yourself instead? You've clicked on a video that you knew would have anti-trump content just to reply to every single anti-trump comment. Sounds pretty salty and offended to me. Yet, you're the one accusing others, who simply express their opinion in one single comment as salty. Oh, sweet irony.
tHIS WAS HILARIOUS AND MADE IT FUNNIER AS IT WAS TRUE ABOUT DARTH CHEETOS DUDE. THIS ADMINISTRATION IS A LAUGHING STOCK IN THE ENTIRE WORLD AND A JOKE OVERALL
I agree that Trump should be impeached, but I also think that no one should tell him he's been impeached and then turn Trump "running the country" into the best comedy TV ever
The problem with many Ivanka's clothes is that you can't wash them in a washing machine but hand wash only. That is very inconvenient. Some of them look nice but they shrink after 1 washing and it's not practical. It's too expensive to buy a dress to wear it just until the first washing. I feel I was cheated basically.
Like many others, I'm tracing comments about Trump for a while now, and it strikes me that his supporters, who were so loud and cocky before the inauguration, seem to have lost their tongue of late. Hmm, I wonder why ...
We won. Gloating over it would be a leftist style dick move and we are mostly better than that. Be thankful that self confessed white supremacist Clinton, or her shifty paid lapdog Sanders are not in charge. We are gonna be fine.
Dude, your candidate won with less votes. But Liberals, who are generally opposed to the electoral college, are subverting democracy ate every turn. Also, how was democracy subverted after Brexit?
Everybody should watch Philip Defranco's piece on Warren being silenced. It was not totally justified but also not as bad as people think. Still love that other Senators just picked up where she left off though.
Fun aside. Nordstom's stock didn't really take a dramatic dip after Trump's tweet. They've been in a pretty steady decline since December of last year. But in the past few days, their stock has jumped back up pretty significantly. We'll see if that's a turning point for their stock price or just a blip.
USA is the best reality TV right now. Also the saddest.
So true. SAD!
I think by best, you mean scariest
Making Reality TV Real Again :(
Avirosb making reality a reality tv for the first time..
I was thinking the same. I'm not even American but I follow this shit like an ongoing 24/7 dark comedy soap opera lol. Surreal.
I swear...children can do a better job of running this government at this point. They would make similar arguments, yet kids at least have a heart and they try to keep learning.
actually kids are mean as fuck, they are raw humans,its parenting that keeps them in check.......you know what is the major first word they learn to speak ?,rather thand dad and momy wich is imposed, on them,it is MINE seriously, ask around
Hey now, maybe kids are just impassioned about putting coal country back to work!
Kids immitate. If their first words are "mine", then it shows who they're imitating
Naj Bou But he has a point about kids being cruel
Yea because it's gonna take forever to fix what Obama did.
What was Jeff Sessions rap name?
Triple K
James Burgess thats krooked killary klintons rap name
*MLG Airhorns!*
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Triple K and Easy MothaFuckin D 😂
Possibly Special KKK
Mitch McConnell is a sad, sad man. He should be ashamed of himself.
That nasty relic needs to be in a cemetery
Oh my god that last line was gold! You don't get credit for the times you say truths because *you're already supposed to be doing that*, Mr. President. You get called out when you *lie*.
God, it feels like it's been three years.
[NQZATR] you wish
John Parsons Idk who "we" is. Unless you're a multi-millionaire, you're getting fucked too.
[NQZATR] I wonder what 8 years will feel like? 😮...😉
Please, may it end before one year is out. The nation, no, the world, can't take it.
[NQZATR] will never know wat 8yrs will feel like cause noway n hell he will b a 2term pres. hopefully he wont get through 1term
To Stephen and all the writers of this show, I love you.
Sandy Martinez same
It's amazing that a man that lies incessantly has a signature that looks like a failed polygraph!
George Bush looks so elegant and regal right now.
FirstAmongTheEquals OMG you are right!
Certainly less of a mess.
4 real...George Bush was stupid, but at least he wasnt insultingly stupid
founding fathers are turning in their graves like ferris wheels
FirstAmongTheEquals agree
if Trump cared about our security he would've attended ALL of his security briefings
Or not tweet during the one's he actually attends.
He doesn't have to attend daily briefings. He told you already, he has a "good brain".
Listen you Libtard moron, in 8 years in office Obama only attended 9 security briefings. NINE !! So shut the fuck up like you know what you're talking about. Those are only attended by Presidents themselves when there is a time of war or a possible attack on U.S. Don't come on here and try to act like you know what your talking about.
fake bot accounts starting shit about trump
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I guess all those Trump supporters can't afford Ivanka's brand, maybe she should start selling it at Walmart!
you owe me a new monitor !
Mark G. wow elitist much?
Mark G. Hey some of us have to shop there which is bad enough lol stop that
Glad to see the democrats fighting for their traditional base -- working class folk. Oh wait. Guess that's why you lost.
Mark G. not even- Kmart!
"I think I broke the world just now" 😂😂😂luv u man!
THANK GOD for Stephen Colbert (and his merry band of writers and producers). His wit and incisiveness during these dreadful times will keep us all sane.
Unfounded fear-mongering=dreadful times.
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Yeah it's sad that since Trump was elected we have seen a sharp rise in intolerance, violence and the silencing of dissenting opinions... All of it coming from the left/anti Trump brigade. Colbert will have something to talk about for the next 8 years. Ordinary decent working people are sick of smug liberal fascism.
You say 'smug liberal fascism'. Have you looked at ANYTHING the right wing is doing...?
Funny how when the 'wit' is directed at conservatives it is delightful. If its a conservative saying something witty and funny about democrat shortcomings, god forbid it be no identifying comment against a woman, homosexual, black, foreigner...'lest they be a sexist,homophobe, racist or xenophobe.
Making fun of white men in these times is like shooting fish in a barrel. It's not 'witty'.
Wow, thanks for letting me know that McConnel (sp?) is a liberal fascist, along with the rest of the Senators that voted on Rule 19. Stand strong, Sir, as soon you will be the only pure one remaining.
When Trump inaccurately accuses a business of political targeting, that business should sue Trump for defaming the business. He would do it, and if others treated him the same way, he might not be so quick to lie.
arthueneddysmith - Yes it is defaming a business. By the way it was not the first business who threw out the brand of Ivanka.
arthurneddysmith "we're gonna open up those libel laws, and then we're gonna make lots of money folks"
- Trump, because irony is beautiful.
God bless you Colbert and may God bless CC for giving us others like Stewart, Bee, Noah, and Oliver. You guys keep me sane in a world that lost its soul.
😂 "Excuse me, Sir, there are many times I drive when I'm not drunk."
The title of this video is a surprise to no one.
Cami Hauskins yuppp
Cami Hauskins So true.
Cami Hauskins yep
lol I agree. I was thinking, "no Shit.'
Conservatives are too dumb to realize how capitalism works.
Of course he is! He's also actively engaging in cronyism and nepotism.
Mihaly Oh, so when he used the nickname "Crooked Hillary", it was a display of affection? He should have made it more obvious then!
He's abusing the powers as chief executive of the United States in order to profit himself, his family, and his cronies. That is selfish. Especially when those abuses ripple outward to negatively affect vast swaths of other people, and when his preoccupation with benefiting himself and his own takes away time and resources of the government that could go towards running the nation.
Nepotism is not normal. At best it's frowned upon, and in this case actually illegal (a figure in government giving his son-in-law a position in that government is directly prohibited by the law).
Mihaly Well, there's also this thing called conflict of interests, and we're getting a good, practical example of it right now.
"So why shouldn't President Donald Trump make some profit here"
Because IT'S A MASSIVE CONFLICT OF INTEREST, that's why. If he has a profit motive, then there is the possibility that he will allow that to override his DUTY to serve the interests of the American public. Enriching himself can and likely will come at the expense of everyday Americans.
That's fucking why.
+Mihaly
lmao, what? No, Donald Trump is not trying to make America great again. He's trying to boost his own families security of well being, which I suppose is understandable as you stated. The difference is that he's the fucking president. A position that's (supposed to be) held to higher standards than most "normal" humans. We can not rally around Trump when all he does is poison the system.
"Drain the swamp" what a fucking joke that was... Look at his picks for every single fucking position. They are *_ALL_* very clearly juxtaposed with what the position is actually meant for. Man who denies climate change head of EPA, Exxon CEO as head of state... The swamp is fucking spilling over at this point.
Impeach him, then we'll all rally together.
When a 70 year old needs someone to push him to do the right thing, that says a LOT about his morals.
Roger Faint classic
And when that 70 year old is the president of the United States...
When a 70 year old knows shit all about Black History month, that's truly depressing.
Roger Faint
And about his upbringing. They did a bad job. 👆🏼
Trump has Morals?
After this Trump administration, we will look back with fondness for the Nixon administration!!
Well Nixon did create the EPA, instead of pushing thru a pipeline, because he has shares in it and deregulating water protection laws.
Mark G.
Mark G. Republicans by supporting Trump will get a bad name in history.Anyhow Trump can not finish his four years but for many many years no one from republicans will be accepted by people .
Mark G. We aren't done with the stink of Obama's administration yet.
What's with the Wikileaks emails and Stephen's connection to Pizzagate?
Clinton, Obama, this piece of trash?
Pedophile rings. Abducting kids for Satanic rituals? Raping, torturing, murdering and eating children?
Spirit Cooking and $65,000 worth of pizza and hotdogs brought into the White House; flown in from Chicago, for a pizza and hotdog party, which includes the cannibalistic brothers, John and Tony Podesta?
You may want to check the official FBI list of what the pedophiles mean, by pizza and hot dog.
Obama likes hotdogs, with mustard on them.
Comet Ping Ping? Hillary Clinton's fundraisers there? George Soros' thousands of dollar donations, to a small pizza parlor in Washington DC?
What our poiticians use the underground tunnels in DC for? Child trafficking?
Now that's just Pizzagate. Forget about the treasonous behavior of Obama and Hillary, in Bengazi and Lybia.
Wikileaks doesn't lie, but this specimen of scum does.
All of these pizza and hotdog eating freaks, need to be dropped kicked into the hell hole they all slithered out of.
It's time to turn the boobtube tube off my friend, and start doing some true research into the disgusting truth about these so called " celebrities and politicians." Just don't ever expect to sleep soundly again. I know I don't.
Do you walk around with a cuckoo bird constantly flying around your head? Maybe you ought to go live in Russia. They've got a dictatorship here, but for us real Americans who respect teh Constitution, we'll keep fighting this lying, sociopathic piece of shit traitor President Trump. Yeah blah blah, all polls except ones that Trump likes are fake, yeah, blah blah, all liberal celebrities are part of a pedophile ring, blah blah.. Fucking listen to yourself psycho.
Nordstrom should sue him for libel. So should everybody that owns Nordstrom stock.
I love it when Stephen puts away the imaginary things.
Nisa Jensen When he was mailing Chaffetz's balls: t'was ART!
Nisa Jensen It seems to work out much better than when he puts away real things. His reaction when he busted the world was priceless.
You mean the alternatively real things?
Stephen is progressively giving less and less of damn as this administration keeps doing crazy shit. You can watch since November as he slowly get angrier and angrier, especially in this one.
TerabitterProduction there is so much material for any comedian.
TerabitterProduction we have to laugh to keep from crying.😂
He also refuses to adresse Trump as ''president'' and that's delicious xD
6:30, he does adress him as president Trump.
So called President.
Trump has trouble distinguishing his professional responsibilities from personal life. Then again, I guess he has trouble with a lot of things
Thuxxxx he called his advisor at 3am to ask if it was good that the dollar was weak...
CDG710 his national security advisor, not economic advisor
that is indeed an understatement :P
No, he has a severe problem with reality. Other countries would put him in a hospital to get treated.
+Thuxxx Trumps thinks he owns the US now and everyone has to behave like his employees or get fired.
In all my life I've never seen such a hated, mocked president. Ever. It's hilarious.
It IS hilarious. 😂 I live for the daily roastings.
Pray4Mojo
i thought it was bad with Bush
btw, great name
Not only does he have record low approval ratings, he _reached_ those ratings faster than any other president by a huge margin (8 days).
Oh really? Hmmmmmmm, I seem to remember his approval ratings before the election as well :)
F ab and those were correct since he lost the popular vote lmao
Comedians like Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Conan or Trevor Noah are the only sources of Trump-News i concider anymore. If I read Trump-News in the regular media, I get too upset to think straight. I need a laugh while realizing that the world is in big trouble.
DomBird23 This is fucking Libreal garbage just like the rest of your news so im not sure why you cant watch anything else. Libtard spew lies and you are deviding this country. If up to you this would be Sweden.
DomBird23 Check out Secular Talk on RUclips. He's pretty good, but most of all accurate
People took this serious? Wow...
And Adam, I'm from Switzerland, similar to Sweden. I like the social and direct Democracy we have over here (even though it's not perfect, of course). We're doing fine by the way and so does Sweden. Everyone goes to School, almost non unemployed People, no gangs, no ghettos, no homeless folks, no empty factories, no sociopathic presidents and the best part - no communists either :). I hope one day you get what you deserve and thats education, lower blood pressure and an open mind for new ideas. That thinking you have right now, is what we had in the 30s/40s and it did not end well (i leave it up to you to figure out what i mean. I'm sure you'll find out! ... aaaaaand that's the first step to education btw) Good luck Adam, I love you and wish you all the best.
a person Your joking right??? They wear fucking rape braclets in Sweden and they think that will help from refugees attacking them. All of Europe if flooded with that shit. Thank god nationalism is taking grip.....US, UK, ITALY.....Even Germany will no doubt that crazy woman Merkel soon enough
DomBird23 Im talking about Muslim immigration and do not think Switzerland is doing the same thing Sweden is by letting all those refugees in
His supporters should be so ashamed
shareen curry Why should they be ashamed of having opinions. Most of them have legitimate reasons for voting for him like less trade regulations.
"legitimate reasons" which are based in Trumps ridiculous claims of rising crime-rates, declining economy, Chinese eco-hoax and the like.
But you know, those claims were most easily exposed to be just that... blatant lies.
Trumps voters voted him, because they didn't care he lies. They preferred to listen to "alternative facts".
And that disqualifies from having "legitimate reasons".
Chibi Terasu yes it is because everything Donald Trump is racist sexist a liar an idiot and just in general a illegitimate president for you to take all of that in exchange for a stupid wall is ridiculous
shareen curry
Craig TheSchmeg Once again get over it. You've got your great all powerful man in office so stop talking about Obama.
this guy the funniest late night host hands down
Highbury stadium agreed! I love to laugh.
"I think i just broke the world" No stephen, that was trump.
How does he have time as PRESIDENT of the most powerful country in the world to TWEET about his daughter's business?? Deal with the the people dying starving and 1,000 other issues as president!!!!!
Ghazal Anisi it takes less time to tweet than playing golf everyday like Obama.
Tae Ha "bu-but Obama!!!!"
Trump is an embarrassment to most Americans.
An American Nah
To the dumb ones looking at the tiny picture, as all the intelligent ones stand back and look at the broader scheme and all the dumb people with their face against the negative shit, crying all day.
Not nice .. you can do better .
An American If Trump's an Embarrassment- What Would you call A female Haitian "Chester the Molest-", Arab Money sandbagging, Podesta & Anthony Weiner friend named Hillary.......
Trump is not an embarrassment to most Americans.He is the embodiment of most Americans.
"always pushing me to do the right thing" kind of implies that that you don't normally want to do the right thing.
I'm wondering when the American people has had enough.
We already have, but the people with the power to kick him out of office have no spine.
+Khinzaw Thein I'm talking about had enough in a 1776 way.
Well that seems rather unlikely.
Anders Raben Hansen i already did, and that was back in 2015, the beginning of the end.
Dogooddles Meegle Come to think of it, it has been underway for a long time on both sides with the Tea Party in mind.
"I think I broke the world just now!"
Oh, whaddaya know. I didn't think anyone could beat Donald to it.
Seetiyan
Seetiyan I literally stumbled upon this comment as he was saying that 😂😂😂😂
Stephen is on of the few Late Show hosts whom can turn a blunder into a successful joke.
isn't that A) nepotism and B)illegal? conflict of interest?
fernando wetherbee technically nepotism is favoring friends/family over others when considering people for a job, but he's done that too so....
I would say this isn't nepotism because she isn't being hired but I agree that defending Ivanka's brand is a massive demonstration of his conflicts of interest and should not be legal. As for nepotism in general, the Department of Justice ruled that the President has special hiring privileges that override nepotism laws.
Yeah I agree, and wow I didn't know about that ruling. The more you know...
Iverson Traylor IV admit it. people have no power and will bow to their billionaire master in a few decades. Next thing they will reverse is emancipation proclamation. Your children will suffer.
I knew it was only a matter of time
Impeach him!
Ellise Sh you know what impeach means right? it doesn't mean he'll be taken out of office.
Hashim Amin sorry bruh... but you are a special kind of stupid...
itchy scratchy then by all means explain to me what impeach means according to US law.
you watch too much Colbert
Hashim Amin start the impeachment process!
How are his supporters still defending him. He's using his position for the wrong things
At this point Trump supporters supporting him out of spite for Liberals, they would laugh when a nuke dropped on them if that means taking the Liberals with them.
Really? You will be supporting him after he put his money in a "blind trust" by giving it to his son. Trump has broken the constitution several times.
Eddie R Trump has been doing great you idiot. There's not one bad thing he's done yet.
JosephProductions yeah just keep thinking that, it doesn't matter the walls he builds or how much you like the travel ban but a lot of the shit he does is just plain scummy
JosephProductions what good thing has he done. maybe im looking or reading the wrong things. please tell me the great and good things he has done. because the travel ban, the federal hiring ban, the mortage law he made so now its harder to buy or mortage a house and all of the other things. please tell me and we can have a civil conversation.
I can never give Steven Colbert & his crew enough thumbs up. As always, brilliant delivery of the truth. You go guy!
I'm actually wondering what Donald Trump expected Nordstrom to do? Put her stuff back up because he complained?
Trump has caused irrepetible damage to Ivanka's brand and business.
I think he thought they were making a political statement by not carrying her crap.
Barrobroadcastmaster which they were
Fazy Cruck no, it's because her brand wasn't selling.
No, It was actually Obama
Yay 😊 they're uploading monologues in a single clip again! Thank you Colbert Team!
Feel that anger? The rage? Use it. Call your states elected officials,, tweet them, email them, find them on Facebook, write them a letter, do everything you can. We cannot roll over like dogs. Do not give up the fight.
safe space
"We" who's we? More people voted against him, but if there were a better option than Hillary he definitely would have lost. People didn't like Clinton either, but she was really the only other option.
No matter how much you jackasses whine, trumps still president
Invincible Gaming .. Do you think trump has been a good president thus far? If so, tell me how
are you triggered! XD
someone thinks they're a social justice warrior roflmfao
Stephen Colbert, I thank you so much for taking a stand against HATE!
Easy d, great rapper. I really like his song, "No more questions about my taxes"
Diarmuid Marsden you should hear his new single "Grab them where they like it"
I tried to pull that shit with my boss when I was late for work, "What about all the times I came into work early over the years", yea apparently they don't count.
The late show and turned into a 24/7 trump reaction show.... and I am completely ok with this
Oh man.. some brutally great jabs in this one! One of his best monologues to date!
How did he get elected, wth
Alexander Baillères that and Russian Hacking.
He got elected because he was against a corporate shill the world hated. Bernie would have won
twoodard265
Still Pulling that dead horse.
Megan West you guys see what's happening? We're being flooded everyday with more and more bullshit. They're intentionally bombarding us so we start to question everything. Even facts.
Alexander Baillères unfortunately for all of us. What blows me away, is how many perfectly reasonable people looked at him and Hillary, and decided that he was the lesser evil? I will never understand how someone in their right mind voted for this man.
Stephen is brilliant!
"Seductive beaver." LMAO
Colbert is the perfect late night voice for our times. A voice of reason and humor during turbulent times. When they discuss this era 50 years from now - they'll show clips of his show.
You know it's really bad when Trump supporters don't even try to defend him on the comment section...
I used to see a whole bunch of Trump supporters in the comments, and many reddit posts were made for each video criticizing Colbert (I know that with the AlienTube chrome extension). Now there are almost no Trump supporters, and the few left have no argument.
Adam W it's beautiful isn't it?
Doom Guy Most of these anti Trump comments are from colbert show sock puppets.
I guess they have better things to do than stay on the Internet. Conflicting ideologies and RUclips video comment section don't mix
rogueshdw I guess so.
Trump sure provides great comedy.
TheDangerbreed he is a gold mine of comedic materials.
Jili Lin Its like he said what or his people? Time to see what Colbert has to say lol
TheDangerbreed Comedians love and hate Trump I believe. I can see Colbert cracking plenty of jokes on Hillary Clinton but, I don't think every monologue would be based on Hillary presidency
So sad that Nordstroms dropped Ivanka's brand. I mean surely it would sell better in Walmart anyway. Come on Ivanka, know your market.
Sooo good! I love the drunk driver analogy. I burst out laughing
I'm sick of this administration to my stomach 🤢
trump makes us americans look terrible. someone needs to take away his twitter account.
Someone needs to take away his EVERYTHING.
Sebastian Glenn America look terrible? huh so many people from different countries are congradulating us on closing our boarders.
Tell me these countries Mr.Garretson
No one needs to take away his Twitter. His online presence is a blessing. It's making even some of those dumb enough to vote for him regret it. And it's showing the entire world what a mistake he is. The more he tweets, the less chance the US embarasses itself in front of the world again.
Maialeen ."
Stephen, you are still the best!
why do I have a feeling Trump will make history... as the second president to have a shoe thrown at him and in trumps case a shoe is one of the nicer things probably thrown
deadpoolnerd Heel first? 😆😆😆
How about a brick!
I mean he did make history by being the first president to ever be impeached more than once
lmao you go Nordstorm. Plus isnt Ivanka's line a complete copy of other brands?
Fashion is so over-saturated that *all* brands are copies.
+The Baron Thank you
Notice how The Late Show is getting less dislikes than they were 2 weeks ago? Trump voters are losing steam. Even they know he is a disgrace. #trumpgret
OnceVitriolic maybe they are sick of all the bashing.? like vultures. just waiting... Never seen so many butt hurt people in my life, he won so accept it.
63H30 H8 Oh people accept it, pointing out how insane what he is doing is, is in fact not deflecting acceptance at all. Rather voicing concern a child now runs the country. You might want to find a new comment to copy and paste because that one you've seen a ton of other Trump worshippers post holds no weight and makes no sense lol. "Just accept it"... Like what?... Since when was pointing out the obvious faults not accepting he is president?... Do you even English bro?!
OnceVitriolic - I get your sentiment but I highly doubt any intelligent people think his presidency is a good thing just because it's giving us comedy.
Also, it's too easy to bash every single Trump voter. It's lazy. Democrats are entirely to blame for Trump; rule #1 in politics: never abandon your base.
OnceVitriolic yeah because judging likes and dislikes is a real source of truth. The real truth was the election
+grant grant You wrote "the _alternatively rigged_ election" wrong.
+stompindez It might be a good thing because those who voted for him might remember the lesson brought by the shame and make a better choice next time. Obviously, there's still work to be done to achieve that.
lol Conway being Cruella de Vil's less popular sister
Damn are we gonna talk about him to this extent everyday for the next 4 years??? Fuck, it was never like this with Obama, major reports on him came out maybe once every few months
bob ob dinosaur media is leeching out
bob ob They probably weren't allowed to disclose the crimes against humanity and treasonous acts Obama committed on tv, or elsewhere
Swang is better than Black Beatles did Obama twitter. People make fun of Washington, Lincoln, Bush, Obama, but the only guy to finally feel offended with people making fun of him is Trump. As a celebrity he was made fun of why isn't he use to it by now?
bob ob y'all made a mistake hiring this joke of a president
Are you a US citizen Evan? Just curious.
Yay, they're posting the monologue in one video again!
I've been watching Stephen's monologue every night since this show started. It's unnerving in the last few months to watch him incrementally lose his ability to keep the comedy light. I'm not criticizing... It's just been interesting and offers a gauge as to how we're all feeling. It's to the point that he's making point blank statements instead of side stepping with humor. I think it's a brave and bold move... I just fear for his safety.
Until he signs some executive orders that makes it illegal to make fun of him.
Kind of like Ghadafi or Kim Jong IL and Kim Jong Un did. This is meant as a sarcastic joke, but when looking at it.
Sadly enough it's actually a possibility.
Rectify Stupidity lol go back to africa
...and leave stupid where?
MangaManiac this is my fear. Every time I think "that could never happen"... it does
republicans will be like : hey still its good to have white people back in the white house again
Republicans be like: Make America white again.
"I mean it's not like most of the Trump voters statistically must have voted for Obama too or anything"
... What? Compared to 2012, Trump got 2 mln more votes than Romney. Even if we didn't account for the fact that Clinton lost a mere 50k voters from 2012 Obama, and thus we postulated that every single one of Trump's surplus voters came from the Obama pool (instead of, you know, people who just stayed home four years ago), that would still be 2 over 63 mln. This means that, *very best case scenario*, only 3% of Trump voters also voted for Obama in 2012. How is that "most of the Trump voters"?
The percentage of people who voted was higher in 2012 than in the recent election of 2016. Given that the US's population has increased every year. Also, the number of people who wrote in joke votes for the president was way higher in 2016. So trump only getting a few more than Romney but still losing the popular votes to Clinton gives a better indication that mostly Independents and Democrats changed their votes. This bears out by the number of write in of Bernie Sanders there was for president. I hold these people responsible for the election of the current POTUS. They will also be whining about all their liberties and other losses. They needed to wake TFU and relizea protest vote only helps the republicans, cause I swear, a true Repub voter would vote Putin into POTUS over any single Dem that was the other choice.
Exactly! That's all it's about.
I am just waiting,
Impeachment will come soon.
Top Dawg it will not.
@@yammmit: It DID and the kiss ass Senate let him off.
VOTE HIM OUT OF OFFICE BEFORE IT"S TOO LATE, AND WE"RE ALL UNDER MARTIAL LAW !!!!!
I think what was trump saying all these days was to "make his family great again" he was for his family and himself nothing to do with America
"Of course the men weren't silenced - that would violate senate rule 18: Bros before hoes."
Autumn Phillips the men were not silenced because THEY didn't break the rule.
JaKobe Mabee Dude, I was just quoting Stephen Colbert lol I literally just typed out what Stephen said in *this* video... It was Stephen's joke, not mine lol
Autumn Phillips Aye ok
Autumn Phillips To be fair, although I do hate that she was silenced, apparently the dudes read different parts of the letter that weren't as "offensive".
I thought that was fucking brilliant hahahha. terribly and unfortunately true in this instance. But so funny!
I hate Trump.....however it is enjoyable to listen to all the different channels making fun of him every morning.
that isn't a "however" statement...that is an "and" statement.
However is usable here, having Trump as a president is terrible for planet Earth, HOWEVER all comedy stuff are a hell lot funnier with that clown in powa!
lol keep scrolling buddy. I'm sure there are a lot more youtube comments you can correct lol
FUEL YOUR HATE DAILY
Alexander Fleming lol if you want to see hate look back at an Republican when Obama did an executive order.
JUST AWSOME, BEST LATE NIGHT T.V. PERIOD!
the Grand Old Spineless Party is terrified of a strong, well educated woman who speaks her mind.
Sessions was deemed too racist to be a judge in 1986. In 2017, he barely makes the "racist" bar. That's how much it has risen.
Optimus Prime no what happened is your racist tag on anyone you disagree with doesn't work anymore. It's a whole new world and you haven't realized it yet snowflake
Clown Killa funny, cuz the biggest crybaby-in-chief is your Supreme Leader Trump Jung Un
Optimus Prime minister yo it's true tho, you people call everyone racist and now no one cares anymore
Thank god you guys stopped splitting up the monologue, please keep it that way!
☝Excuse me officer why don't you pull me over when im not drunk 🤣🤣🤣 classic Stephen
This was maybe one of Colbert's best monologues.
Gods, I really hope Trump secretly watches these monologues every night.
FinoAllaFine he's got nothing else to do
"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."
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Stephen breaking that globe has to be one of the cutest scenes I’ve seen on this show.
*Statement from Ivanka Trump:*
"Good morning. I've called this press conference to announce that I have decided to scrap my Ivanka Trump fashion lines, and will now be focusing on a business venture that I believe will be hugely profitable now that daddy is president: Ivanka Trump Residential Nuclear Fallout Shelters. Every home in America should have one. Seriously. And make no mistake -- these are not your typical nuclear fallout shelters; these will be absolutely gorgeous. Once we find someone in the design field who doesn't hate my dad's politics, we will get him or her to design shelters whose decor will be so fantastic, they'll make you completely forget about the post-apocalyptic hellscape that's happening above ground."
👏👏👏
That's actually not a bad idea.
fidorover
Another thumb up for you. I love your comments 👍
Do you want Vault-Tec? 'Cause that's how you get Vault-Tec.
Maybe this presidency is a Fallout prequel. It would explain much.
Offended DT supporters coming soon..
SAM CHOI LOL! No!
Sam Choi and what would you call yourself instead? You've clicked on a video that you knew would have anti-trump content just to reply to every single anti-trump comment. Sounds pretty salty and offended to me. Yet, you're the one accusing others, who simply express their opinion in one single comment as salty. Oh, sweet irony.
McShine 'Offended to me'? Get your grammars straight before talking shit to me
SAM CHOI Sam, what is your Korean name?
Sanjay Anand Pau 최재우 lol
tHIS WAS HILARIOUS AND MADE IT FUNNIER AS IT WAS TRUE ABOUT DARTH CHEETOS DUDE. THIS ADMINISTRATION IS A LAUGHING STOCK IN THE ENTIRE WORLD AND A JOKE OVERALL
"Like, excuse me officer there are many times l drive when I'm not drunk, why don't you pull me over then." -- I'm dead!!
I agree that Trump should be impeached, but I also think that no one should tell him he's been impeached and then turn Trump "running the country" into the best comedy TV ever
Holy shit that would be amazing.
The Trumpman Show
The problem with many Ivanka's clothes is that you can't wash them in a washing machine but hand wash only. That is very inconvenient. Some of them look nice but they shrink after 1 washing and it's not practical. It's too expensive to buy a dress to wear it just until the first washing. I feel I was cheated basically.
"My daughter is being treated unfairly by "Kay 100" and I think it's just terrible. Unfair! Sad!"
-Likely what Trump would say.
Like many others, I'm tracing comments about Trump for a while now, and it strikes me that his supporters, who were so loud and cocky before the inauguration, seem to have lost their tongue of late. Hmm, I wonder why ...
Yeah, the future of their country. :)
Ink Stain His supporters, paid by and based in a former Soviet Union country haven't turned their computers on yet.
He's doing fine, when your president has made it, you don't have to be loud. You just have to sit back and watch him take it back from the government.
Ink Stain - So true. I wonder what's Wrong? 🤔
We won. Gloating over it would be a leftist style dick move and we are mostly better than that. Be thankful that self confessed white supremacist Clinton, or her shifty paid lapdog Sanders are not in charge. We are gonna be fine.
This guy's monologues are awesome! 😂
We should boycott all of trumps products
Bernie 2020
Alvicbar
Yeah right
Alvicbar if he lives that long...
Alvicbar or Michelle.
How do you non-ironically refer to him the same way North Koreans refer to Kim Jong Un? Proof Republicans hate democracy.
Dude, your candidate won with less votes. But Liberals, who are generally opposed to the electoral college, are subverting democracy ate every turn. Also, how was democracy subverted after Brexit?
Lmao, when Stephen breaks "the world".
I will never understand how the Americans could have elected that revolting man as president!!!!!
trust me, most of us don't understand either
Nevertheless, she persisted. ❤
Ashleigh Taylor YES !!!!!!!!!!
#shepersisted
I love this guy 😂😂😂😂
Everybody should watch Philip Defranco's piece on Warren being silenced. It was not totally justified but also not as bad as people think. Still love that other Senators just picked up where she left off though.
Stephen broke the world.
John as well. You could hear his screams of “agonizing pain” in the background. 😉
DUMP TRUMP
Assassination attempt again...?
so you would be happy with murder
Some Nobody Told me to change my name,so i did
Milan Bhattarai
Easy D had me rolling XD
Fun aside. Nordstom's stock didn't really take a dramatic dip after Trump's tweet. They've been in a pretty steady decline since December of last year. But in the past few days, their stock has jumped back up pretty significantly. We'll see if that's a turning point for their stock price or just a blip.
LOL Steven is hilarious. This dude actually has a great sense of humour
Funniest slip up I have ever seen 8:23 he broke the world lol