Stephen's LIVE Monologue: Trump Lays Out His Vision For Moving Forward

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

Комментарии • 4 тыс.

  • @HighHeelKnight
    @HighHeelKnight 7 лет назад +239

    Thank you for NOT splitting up Colbert's monologue into separate videos. Thank you. Thank you.

    • @huntermillerson6276
      @huntermillerson6276 7 лет назад +1

      You mean the way he split up Trump's speech into separate, out of context clips?? Lol..

    • @KingBobXVI
      @KingBobXVI 7 лет назад

      You're really complaining about the context of the clips? He was interjecting jokes, he wasn't even making fun of the speech...

    • @brycewalburn3926
      @brycewalburn3926 7 лет назад

      You really seem to care about that.

  • @nicodemusfleur
    @nicodemusfleur 7 лет назад +780

    My favorite part of the address was when people laughed at his "We're draining the swamp" line.

    • @gtimes03
      @gtimes03 7 лет назад +3

      boleynns that was Colbert's studio audience! lol
      are you really that foolish?

    • @2particlesinapodcast442
      @2particlesinapodcast442 7 лет назад +23

      Monte Gavin III ummm no, they laughed when he said it live in the chamber ..are YOU THAT FOOLISH?

    • @spoonerandforker
      @spoonerandforker 7 лет назад +28

      Trump did drain rge swamp...right into the White House.

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 7 лет назад +4

      boleynns To be fair, it's hard to tell what they're doing. It's not clear whether they're laughing or shouting something in support. Just sayin', despite my dislike of Trump.

    • @jimmieboy0214
      @jimmieboy0214 7 лет назад +3

      my favorite part was when the Democrats moaned in disgusts at the establishment of a support system for families of victims of violent crimes by illegals. they finally found a "victim" they don't support, and these are actually real victims.

  • @coh27
    @coh27 7 лет назад +311

    Alexander Graham Bell - Scottish immigrant
    Eliphalet Rmington - his parents were English immigrants
    Thomas Edison - his father was Canadian
    Henry Ford's parents were immigrants, Irish and Belgian. Andrew Carnegie was a Scottish immigrant. John D. Rockefeller's parents were English-German and Irish-Scottish immigrants. Samuel Slater was an English immigrant. Steve Jobs' father was a Syrian Muslim immigrant.
    America's 250th year is gonna have some trouble protecting "American interests" without immigrants.

    • @christopherram8948
      @christopherram8948 7 лет назад +23

      Izz M the very foundation of America was founded by immigrants who came from Europe. And it was theses very same immigrants who called themselves Americans and developed laws. America as always been a immigrant country. The first people were the natives.

    • @Jeshuasys
      @Jeshuasys 7 лет назад +17

      Izz M notice there arent any mexicans

    • @coh27
      @coh27 7 лет назад +20

      What an oversight. Then I should mention people like Louis CK (Mexican immigrant), Uma Thurman (mother was a Mexican immigrant), Jessica Alba (father is a Mexican immigrant), George Lopez (Mexican immigrant). I can go on all day.

    • @Jeshuasys
      @Jeshuasys 7 лет назад +7

      Izz M and not mention the millions of criminals, rapists and drug lords. build that wall and build it fast!

    • @Thebrothergrant
      @Thebrothergrant 7 лет назад +17

      Izz M As long as they come legally, immigrants are fine :D

  • @foremasp
    @foremasp 7 лет назад +20

    Keep it up Stephen you're doing an excellent job.

  • @user-sc4ne9zj2e
    @user-sc4ne9zj2e 7 лет назад +408

    Lolol this was great with not much preparation time. "So many handshakes, such little hands" 😂😂

    • @jordancharles8598
      @jordancharles8598 7 лет назад +3

      As much as I like making fun of Trump, I would bet my life he has bigger hands than Stephen. Trumps hands aren't even necessarily small, he just has fat stubby fingers.

    • @gonindunit
      @gonindunit 7 лет назад

      google podesta colbert

    • @davidtimmons9900
      @davidtimmons9900 7 лет назад +2

      Jan Turner bruh tell me you arent talking about pizzagate

    • @dcarr1320
      @dcarr1320 7 лет назад +3

      @Jan Turner: yeah? its fake news

    • @davidtimmons9900
      @davidtimmons9900 7 лет назад +5

      D Carr but not the kind of fake where trump is calling verifiable facts fake, the kind of fake where it is actually fake lol. #makeamericadistinguishbetweenrealfakeandfakefakeagain

  • @colineverett6160
    @colineverett6160 7 лет назад +162

    Colbert Live should be much more of a thing...

    • @socrappyicoulddie
      @socrappyicoulddie 7 лет назад +8

      He and Meyers (and their teams) work/write so much better on adrenaline. They take more risks.

    • @jesuslikeslsdnwiid
      @jesuslikeslsdnwiid 7 лет назад

      what risks are they taking? o.O lol? the safest thing to do is talk about trump rofl

  • @xs10086
    @xs10086 7 лет назад +264

    Who needs a lobbyist when the President's daughter and son in law are in direct contact with foreign governments? Who needs a lobbyist when corporates former executives and current stakeholders are filling in cabinet? There will be no more lobbyists!

    • @imisstoronto3121
      @imisstoronto3121 7 лет назад +29

      he's keepin' it in the family.

    • @barrynichols2846
      @barrynichols2846 7 лет назад +6

      YF Zhang cut out the middle men

    • @enfercesttout
      @enfercesttout 7 лет назад +10

      Not letting executives lobbying means nothing, their interests are gonna be represented by lobbyists anyways.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 7 лет назад +2

      YF Zhang The lobbyists will inherit the government, as we've always wanted it... oh wait, I'm not a Republican or Donny Drumpf.

    • @HMSkillBuilders
      @HMSkillBuilders 7 лет назад

      Silvia X ...u never lied there.

  • @NotAnEldritchHorror
    @NotAnEldritchHorror 4 года назад +9

    Watching on the 3rd of Jan 2021 and Stephen mentioning CNN's headline of "Trump Leaves White House Soon" made me realise how close we are to that actually happening.

  • @nenafan1
    @nenafan1 7 лет назад +113

    Final note:
    STILL waiting on a single word of a 'plan' for this Obamacare replacement.

    • @schmurble2254
      @schmurble2254 7 лет назад +3

      nenafan1
      He doesn't have one, he never had one and most likely never will.

    • @jamesburkestephenking9333
      @jamesburkestephenking9333 7 лет назад

      It'll probably be that half-assed voucher system b.s.

    • @nenafan1
      @nenafan1 7 лет назад +1

      captain crunch
      Awww.... why so salty, Trumptard?

  • @SwirlyJoe
    @SwirlyJoe 7 лет назад +925

    I can't stand how all news stations are acting like trump is now great just because he wasn't acting like a 5 year old for one time. He set the bar so low that anything above the usual has people suddenly cheering for him.

    • @fercristernag
      @fercristernag 7 лет назад +9

      SwirlyJoe You are right, but we all have to be honest and forget about parties, if Trump actually helps the economy, gets rid of bad people and legalize good undocumented workers, it would be stupid not to give him credit, we will see, so far are just words, let's see what he really does.

    • @SwirlyJoe
      @SwirlyJoe 7 лет назад +39

      Random Bytes Channel A little bit of everything The economy has been getting better for the past several years. I'm sure he'll get 100% credit for everything of the past 8 years, as he keeps insisting on twitter all news is fake. He hasn't just used words, he's filled the swamp to the point that it's overflown. He kept on talking about how he's the only honest man, yet he's lied over 120 times in his first month and has only about 74 open lawsuits against him; what a saint. His press secretary keeps lying & Conway keeps lying. Those are more than just words, they are causing actual problems.

    • @554466551
      @554466551 7 лет назад +42

      It's funny how when he's reading from a script he sounds almost as smart as a staff speechwriter.

    • @ChidubemEgwim
      @ChidubemEgwim 7 лет назад +9

      +Random Bytes Channel A little bit of everything It's not just words. ICE agents are raiding the houses of innocent undocumented people and just dumping them of in Mexico. Look it up!

    • @SwirlyJoe
      @SwirlyJoe 7 лет назад +7

      Hillary People don't want to look anything up!!! People only want to read stuff on facebook! Nobody cares about facts or policy!

  • @bebesomething
    @bebesomething 7 лет назад +2207

    Thank you for not uploading in sections. :D

  • @IceColdProfessional
    @IceColdProfessional 7 лет назад +43

    I'm calling upon all Americans to stop Orange 45 in any way possible.

  • @TheWheelchairGuy
    @TheWheelchairGuy 7 лет назад +223

    Who is paying for the wall?
    Mexico
    Mexic
    Mexi
    Mex
    Me

  • @jimspotswood277
    @jimspotswood277 7 лет назад +264

    Trump sounds like a third grader reading a book report in front of the class.

    • @vincentjames7210
      @vincentjames7210 7 лет назад +7

      jim spotswood Still better than Hillary

    • @jillwalker462
      @jillwalker462 7 лет назад +1

      jim spotswood lets see you do it , ass !

    • @yucchhiiowwee
      @yucchhiiowwee 7 лет назад +9

      So, you are willing to let the USA go down the tubes because you think Trump doesn't sound like a professional treasonistic criminal...I mean politician?

    • @trysometruth
      @trysometruth 7 лет назад +6

      Funny thing is, the Republicans couldn't stop blabbering the last 8 years about "Obama and his Teleprompter". Oh, that was a big thing, that Obama used a Teleprompter. Now that _their_ guy uses a Teleprompter in the most awkward way, staring directly at it, first turning to the left for paragraph 1, then turning to the right for paragraph 2, etc., well, the Republicans have never loved Teleprompter-reading more. "I like Trump using a Teleprompter" claims Hannity, after 8 years of mocking Barack Obama's infinitely smoother and more relaxed usage of the same device.

    • @dontbother9473
      @dontbother9473 7 лет назад +2

      jim spotswood
      So does this comedian lol

  • @unknownuser3000
    @unknownuser3000 7 лет назад +120

    if I lose medicaid I will die. I have a 12000 dollar treatment every 4 weeks for the rest of my life among the 13 surgeries I had in 2015 and 2016. I am scared for my future and many others

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 7 лет назад +16

      Unknown User I hope sincerely that you get better, and I would love to say that it won't happen, but those people at the White House and the mayority in the Senate are just serving their own interest, but make your voice be heard, if you hear or know about a town hall meeting go. Write to your senators and congressmen.

    • @basiabasia3387
      @basiabasia3387 7 лет назад

      democratic propaganda made you worry so I'll say this to you: DON'T worry:):)

    • @Ghuttora7
      @Ghuttora7 7 лет назад +6

      Barbara Wasilak You will be going back to pre ACA. From his speech it seems looks like you are going back to England.

    • @thehypnotoad5184
      @thehypnotoad5184 7 лет назад +17

      +Barbara Wasilak oh yeah he's probably gonna either magically get better or find a small loan of a million dollar under his bed tomorrow to pay for his treatment

    • @FritzSchober
      @FritzSchober 7 лет назад +3

      Ric Hicks she is right, under Trump he will die.

  • @dareafolabi
    @dareafolabi 7 лет назад +190

    Why does your president still call it Obama Care even though that's not what it says on the document. Who calls a law by its nickname before parliament? #onlyinamerica

    • @helloworld2848
      @helloworld2848 7 лет назад +10

      Dare Afolabi *congress

    • @shirleyallen5178
      @shirleyallen5178 7 лет назад +2

      Dare Afolabi uh...probably because that's what Obama called it...and well...everybody else. ..👀

    • @cartooncritic7045
      @cartooncritic7045 7 лет назад +18

      Shirley Allen The GOP called the ACA Obamacare as a slight against the POTUS. Obama and the Democrats just embraced the term, but it's still the ACA through and through. Make no mistake.

    • @shannoncameron411
      @shannoncameron411 7 лет назад +6

      Dare Afolabi Good point. If anything,it should be called Romneycare. Romney started affordable health care in his state.

    • @SuperNoobTroll
      @SuperNoobTroll 7 лет назад +2

      Because it highlights Obama's failures as 4th worst president in history.

  • @snigdhabharadwaj3591
    @snigdhabharadwaj3591 7 лет назад +556

    As an Indian, I feel extremely sad about the lack of coverage of the attack and murder of an Indian engineer by a white guy screaming "Get out of my country" in Kansas. If the situation had been reversed and brown guy had killed a white guy while screaming hateful shit, Trump-shit would have been the 1st to scream 'terrorist'. But this just showed in the strongest manner that the White House does not give a shit about the non-white population of USA. And if the killer is white then it's not terrorism but only a sad man with psychological problems. I would have hoped that atleast these shows would show something, but even they got swept up in drama of Trump's stupid shenanigans, as always. I hope the American people show some faith in humanity and show solidarity with the victim's family.

    • @bodyslammeparkjimin7120
      @bodyslammeparkjimin7120 7 лет назад +69

      Trigger Town you understood 0% of what that person said. They didn't even insinuate that there's an epidemic of executions of Indians in America. Like, what the fuck.
      They said that if a person of color, especially someone Middle Eastern, had did the exact same thing (walk in to an establishment, guns blazing) they would indeed get labeled as a terrorist, regardless if it was an isolated incident. Endless coverage on their religion(emphasis on that), where they were raised, where their parents are from, how much money they make, who they've been fucking these past five years.... 'Terrorist' is gonna work it's way into the investigation. But if it's a white guy(Sandy Hook shooter, Kansas shooter, ect.) you bet your ass it's going to be endless coverage on how the guy was "mentally troubled. No one thought he would do that." More citizens in America get killed by white guys with guns than immigrants. But somehow, only one groups gets labeled as the terrorist. Strange.
      You wanna know why Donnie won? Because the masses are uninformed. Maybe they don't want to be informed, shit, I just don't know. You know who voted for that ass the most? Working class whites. Some racist, sexist, homophobic. Some not. Lack of information is why people thought a fucking hotel mogul/reality show host/manbaby could do a great job as PRESIDENT.

    • @KS-nc7mm
      @KS-nc7mm 7 лет назад +37

      Body slam me Park Jimin He basically proved her point. They are just trigger happy when it's a brown dude. Remember how quiet conservative media got when they found out the Quebec shooter was a white Trump supporter?

    • @bodyslammeparkjimin7120
      @bodyslammeparkjimin7120 7 лет назад +16

      K S The silence was deafening... Everyone, and I mean everyone... Bigly disappointed! Sad!
      They sure like to pick their battles :)

    • @2012Parag
      @2012Parag 7 лет назад +2

      Yeah , don't go to Europe either given the fact every fortnight , another Muslim over there goes on a killing rampage shouting "Allahu Akbar".

    • @rax816
      @rax816 7 лет назад +38

      Trigger Town can i buy your brain -I'm currently building a fake news-spewing idiot. Yours will be perfect 👌

  • @archersterling5919
    @archersterling5919 7 лет назад +978

    Trumps vision for America can be seen in the movie Idiocracy.

    • @texivani
      @texivani 7 лет назад +16

      Archer Sterling Think of the easy access to electrolytes though!

    • @ryanmcdowell2326
      @ryanmcdowell2326 7 лет назад +4

      Ashlea Wynter Are plantz we'll gro bigan stronk!

    • @KingOfMadCows
      @KingOfMadCows 7 лет назад +23

      Hey, at least President Camacho actually hired the smartest person in the country to solve their problems.

    • @archersterling5919
      @archersterling5919 7 лет назад +5

      KingOfMadCows
      (•_•)
      So you're saying...
      ( •_•)>⌐■-■
      Trump is not intelligent.
      (⌐■_■)
      Turns out you're right.

    • @srquack27
      @srquack27 7 лет назад

      Except for his vision for NASA

  • @josiatokirina1788
    @josiatokirina1788 7 лет назад +6

    Thank you Steven. You make it sting less with your intelligent Truthful humor!

  • @ilngsisfh
    @ilngsisfh 7 лет назад +131

    Holy hell, Trump sounds so bored and fake when forced to read off a teleprompter or script.
    And also boring.

    • @ilngsisfh
      @ilngsisfh 7 лет назад +1

      Steve Bannon fuck off you Nihilistic Fuck

    • @ilngsisfh
      @ilngsisfh 7 лет назад

      Steve Bannon well I guess anyone is a kid when your older than Andrew Jackson

    • @ilngsisfh
      @ilngsisfh 7 лет назад +1

      Steve Bannon you New at this whole trolling thing? Because it's kinda sad, dude.

    • @yucchhiiowwee
      @yucchhiiowwee 7 лет назад

      Lincoln Reichard ...Like you!

    • @yucchhiiowwee
      @yucchhiiowwee 7 лет назад

      Steve Bannon ...I have yet to find just ONE libturd that has any "FACTS" against Trump...Just one.

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi 7 лет назад +94

    This was SAVAGE. Stephen is the Mystery Science Theater 3000 of Trump trolling. Best birthday present ever!

    • @samechaos3297
      @samechaos3297 7 лет назад +2

      What-If Machine it's my birthday too

    • @shelleydwyer-murphy2281
      @shelleydwyer-murphy2281 7 лет назад +2

      What-If Machine MST3K! 👍

    • @aoneal3723
      @aoneal3723 7 лет назад

      Eyyy me too

    • @mikewazikaze2394
      @mikewazikaze2394 7 лет назад +1

      What-If Machine gonna be the same show for the next 4 years. So lame. He used to be funny.

    • @CaptainGinyu
      @CaptainGinyu 7 лет назад +4

      don't lump mst300 in with this garbage

  • @roberthrodebert9263
    @roberthrodebert9263 7 лет назад +50

    The speech to Congress was sponsored by: The law offices of, Kotch, Kotch & Putin.

  • @giantslay3r756
    @giantslay3r756 7 лет назад +134

    Last time I was this early La La land was still the best picture.

    • @redwanrizvi
      @redwanrizvi 7 лет назад +29

      Mihir Bharucha Yeah...this jokes getting pretty repititive now.

    • @ryanmcdowell2326
      @ryanmcdowell2326 7 лет назад +3

      Rizvi Redwan Last time I was this early 3 6 mafia got an Oscar.

    • @Boyzby
      @Boyzby 7 лет назад +1

      Now? It was repetitive the first day it was a thing, like all the other memes on the internet.

    • @cygnus_XI
      @cygnus_XI 7 лет назад +1

      Best comment ever.

    • @ryanmcdowell2326
      @ryanmcdowell2326 7 лет назад +2

      Boyzby I'd imagine that this entire comment thread has already taken place on this website just in a different form.

  • @clivepringle5024
    @clivepringle5024 7 лет назад +16

    If you think Obamacare is the reason your insurance is high and not corporate greed, I've got a bridge I'll sell you in Brooklyn.

  • @naghmehsalek5567
    @naghmehsalek5567 7 лет назад +431

    Reducing government waste by spending over $11,000,000.00 / mo on his travels to and from New York or Ma ra Lago. Great start.

    • @EclecticoIconoclasta
      @EclecticoIconoclasta 7 лет назад +25

      Not to mention the military spending rise he proposes for a country with the most bloated "defense" spending in the world

    • @princessbiker1975
      @princessbiker1975 7 лет назад +1

      Agent Fungus fucking moron thats a child finishing this year of school.. you people are jut morons

    • @ZAGGNUT1
      @ZAGGNUT1 7 лет назад +27

      Philly Ten 400k a year vs 11 million dollars a month... do the math

    • @donshults7772
      @donshults7772 7 лет назад +7

      And you know he doesn't accept the salary? Or the stipend of 100k after his term is complete? Or the health care that will be tax payer funded that HE will receive, yet the rest of us cannot?

    • @GoatDust
      @GoatDust 7 лет назад

      ▂▃Zaggnut▃▂ what about the debt increase in obama first month vs the debt decrease on trumps? Does that matter to you?

  • @AnastaciaBurns
    @AnastaciaBurns 7 лет назад +254

    Yeah, thanks for the 'non essential government worker' freeze Mr. Trump. You do realize that means Veterans hospitals. So I guess that ONE plumber that has to service a 30 BUILDING CAMPUS at our VA hospital isn't going to get help ANY TIME SOON. Thanks for making our job harder. OUR VETERANS DESERVE BETTER!

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 7 лет назад +16

      Anastacia Burns the daycare service were the first ones to suffer, some of them are closing.

    • @basiabasia3387
      @basiabasia3387 7 лет назад +1

      plumber and VA hospital workers ARE ESSENTIAL, dear

    • @AnastaciaBurns
      @AnastaciaBurns 7 лет назад +42

      I hate to break it to you, but they're not. My husband just got the notice on his desk that no more interviews will be conducted because of the ordered hiring freeze.

    • @CGetRight
      @CGetRight 7 лет назад +7

      Barbara Wasilak say that to yoyr overlord trump.

    • @shelleydwyer-murphy2281
      @shelleydwyer-murphy2281 7 лет назад +7

      Anastacia Burns 👏👏👏👍

  • @fewpoundcory
    @fewpoundcory 7 лет назад +249

    Who is paying for the wall?
    Mexico
    Mexic
    Mexi
    Mex
    Me
    Mer
    Meri
    Meric
    Warriors blew a 3-1 lead

  • @ElanSunStarPhotographyHawaii
    @ElanSunStarPhotographyHawaii 7 лет назад +6

    Brilliant Man //funny and accurate....and so prescient! Love Stephen Colbert's insights.

  • @adamtak3128
    @adamtak3128 7 лет назад +10

    Thank you for putting the monologue in one video. You guys rock!

  • @victorwebb7669
    @victorwebb7669 7 лет назад +74

    Watch 1:47 to 2:10 again. Can we all appreciate Jon Batiste's joke at the end?

    • @cirquedemonday
      @cirquedemonday 7 лет назад

      Victor Webb HAHAH

    • @DaveFarah
      @DaveFarah 7 лет назад +1

      hahah so good! That and Jon working in Biggie's "Gimme the loot" at 6:53

  • @joedoe4186
    @joedoe4186 7 лет назад +111

    That speech was balls. President Trump is still in campaign mode.

    • @SportTalkForDummies
      @SportTalkForDummies 7 лет назад +10

      joe doe he's still not sure he won

    • @jordannoell4222
      @jordannoell4222 7 лет назад +6

      joe doe Not really Trump in Melbourne was him in full campaign mode. The rhetoric and blatant falsehood were kept to a minimum, instead he opted for the classic politician scheme of promise the world without telling them exactly how you plan to do it.

    • @sabejreid2072
      @sabejreid2072 7 лет назад

      YEAH HE HAS A JOB TO DO UNLIKE DEMS PRESIDENTS WHO DO A JOB ON THE USA PEOPLE AND GOVERNMENT AND MEMBERS OF THEIR OWN PARTY. GO TRUMP!

    • @nickblomgren
      @nickblomgren 7 лет назад +10

      Sarah you're past your bed time. Where are your parents?

    • @jasong9492
      @jasong9492 7 лет назад +30

      Oh please, Obama's job was made more difficult than MANY of our previous presidents' work simply because every word from his mouth was shouted down and called lies by Republicans who simply stuffed their fingers in their ears and yelled LALALALALALALALALALALBIRTHCERTIFICATELALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA every damn day.

  • @SammyReevesMMA
    @SammyReevesMMA 7 лет назад +1

    I love watching all of you cry about President Trump. It really makes my day. 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸

  • @Azphreal
    @Azphreal 7 лет назад +66

    A bit like where he was saying all Americans deserve clean air and water while gutting the EPA and letting companies dump into rivers, the President does not even seem to know the speech he was reading had nothing to do with what he has done.

    • @Jsmoove8k
      @Jsmoove8k 7 лет назад +2

      Azphreal lmao he contradicts everything he says ... he's awarding head of the EPA to Exxon's president of operations ... makes sense right ... oil company director ... being an environmental president as well ... corruption at its finest

  • @xs10086
    @xs10086 7 лет назад +255

    I listened to Trump 90 minutes blind promises such as healthcare, infrastructure, military investment & etc, while he would cut taxes for everyone and corporations. I was like, where the fuck is his gov getting the money?

    • @TheSnoopy1750
      @TheSnoopy1750 7 лет назад +30

      Shhh, or the idiot Trump supporters may question his bullshit.

    • @jacobs2099
      @jacobs2099 7 лет назад +15

      YF Zhang China I assume

    • @KS-nc7mm
      @KS-nc7mm 7 лет назад +1

      Jacob Ervin You do realize that RUclips is banned in China?

    • @rap.4937
      @rap.4937 7 лет назад +8

      Trump should be called out on his BS. Some people are easily manipulated, these are people dumber and weaker than Trump. A man who escaped and refused serving his country in the Vietnam war by citing a foot-related excuse is now the President of that country! and may be leading the country to war. not only that, there's a thin line between adorably ignorant and dangerously Ignorant. this president doesn't know anything about health care and is just NOW finding out that it's a complicated topic! what the F has he been blabbering about the entire year last year?? I heard in 1 interview he said if America.can borrow money and not pay it back, that would be a good plan. lol I dunno if he's joking but fck.

    • @strongside4565
      @strongside4565 7 лет назад +17

      Better yet, massive military investment while our ice caps melt and our students are being crushed by debt.

  • @edgarpower5502
    @edgarpower5502 7 лет назад +35

    Hello from Tijuana Mexico 🇲🇽

    • @aliyabolotbekkyzy7689
      @aliyabolotbekkyzy7689 7 лет назад +4

      When did Trump deport you?

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 7 лет назад +3

      Liyah U He might've fled TO Mexico.

    • @edgarpower5502
      @edgarpower5502 7 лет назад

      Liyah U why the hate??? The whole world is watching you and you're coming off as real ignorant

  • @guitarmdpittsburgh7139
    @guitarmdpittsburgh7139 7 лет назад +17

    Unfortunately President Voldemort ain't drainin' the feakin' swamp,
    he's bringin' in truckloads of alligators!

  • @Hkizzie
    @Hkizzie 7 лет назад +98

    Trump "The time for trivial fights is behind us". So does that mean Trump's deleting his twitter account?

  • @ellens2454
    @ellens2454 7 лет назад +13

    mike pence and paul ryan looks like two proud gay dads "oh donny we are soo proud of u honey"

  • @cbbgenki4315
    @cbbgenki4315 7 лет назад +10

    This monologue should be the Official response to the speech. "Stephen for President 2020!!!"

  • @melissaanne9026
    @melissaanne9026 7 лет назад +163

    Like, if you actually watched the presidents speech

    • @DanielGonzalez8
      @DanielGonzalez8 7 лет назад +16

      I don't want to waste my time

    • @nguyenthiphuonganh
      @nguyenthiphuonganh 7 лет назад +3

      Regina George the president? Who?

    • @klsymllr
      @klsymllr 7 лет назад +7

      Regina George I watched, and I'm liberal.

    • @AJC073099
      @AJC073099 7 лет назад +7

      Regina George I did and I actually saw nothing wrong with it. It was unbiased and it address issue from both parties.

    • @Robshotipod
      @Robshotipod 7 лет назад +5

      Regina George I like that someone wants to hold ppl. to coming up with their own conclusions, not mimicking satirists on TV.

  • @venntrical1503
    @venntrical1503 7 лет назад +110

    My mother and grandmother will die if they cut medical programs. I can't stand the world I'm living in anymore.

    • @Kayak1088
      @Kayak1088 7 лет назад +15

      They are not going to .. what don't u understand? idiot dipsh*t ... F off

    • @ShenGe
      @ShenGe 7 лет назад +2

      What is he replacing Obamacare with?

    • @SherrifOfNottingham
      @SherrifOfNottingham 7 лет назад +1

      They did say replace
      Also I'd bet you're not even in the circle that Obama care was supposed to help, you just think you were the main point of it. I know this because if the removal of Obama care will kill your so-called family, then you were indeed not the initial target, because Obama care made it worse for those who actually needed government assistance with healthcare.

    • @SherrifOfNottingham
      @SherrifOfNottingham 7 лет назад +1

      Nobody is going to suddenly die because we fix healthcare.
      Considering Obama care made our healthcare rated even worse among the world? Yeah, it needs fixing. We can fix it, but idiots thinking they're going to drop dead because the way healthcare works changes is not going to help.

    • @venntrical1503
      @venntrical1503 7 лет назад +19

      "so-called family."
      How fucking rude of all of you.
      My "so called" mother has lupus and is not psychologically stable, and she works a low income job. If she has to spend all of her money on her house and bills and food, but all of her money is being funneled into medicine and doctors appointments and surgeries, she'll lose her house, not be able to eat, or best case scenario have no water or power.
      The replacement to the ACA will be a kind of 'savings-account-ish" thing. A draft has been released and they left the actual section about that blank. But the problem with that is that my mother doesn't have any money to save for herself. So it's absolutely useless to her.
      But who cares, right? "I'm paying more" is not your fucking excuse to do that my mother.

  • @ellionm
    @ellionm 7 лет назад +14

    We find out that "Make America Great Again" was a mistype. It was supposed to be "Make America Grate Again".
    We're gonna get cheesed.

    • @josieenglin8697
      @josieenglin8697 7 лет назад

      Haha!

    • @nikolatasev4948
      @nikolatasev4948 7 лет назад +7

      Make the Swamp Great Again, and Drain America. I've no idea how those two slogans got mixed up during the campaign.

  • @seeamerica1
    @seeamerica1 7 лет назад +6

    Stephen always provides the reality perspective. Well done Stephen!

  • @tzmythos
    @tzmythos 7 лет назад +3

    gotta give it to him. He memorized his lines! I am impressed. And I like the two wagging-head toys behind him too.

  • @fawnfeather7168
    @fawnfeather7168 7 лет назад +51

    LIVE from New York it's... Tuesday night?

    • @Flysky500
      @Flysky500 7 лет назад +9

      Fawnfeather J you know it was only live on TV not on RUclips

    • @hoganholo99
      @hoganholo99 7 лет назад +4

      flysky 500 is only joke

  • @entertain7us148
    @entertain7us148 7 лет назад +33

    The most depressing parts of Trump's speeches are the parts I agree with - because I don't believe him for one second.

  • @danstiver9135
    @danstiver9135 7 лет назад +61

    Gee, Trumpo sounds almost like a real president when he reads off a carefully prepared script he didn't write.

    • @meganh9460
      @meganh9460 7 лет назад

      LOL like every other president....

  • @MauriceFlyz
    @MauriceFlyz 7 лет назад +25

    Why is this guy insulting the president. No respect

    • @owRekssjfjxjxuurrpqpqss
      @owRekssjfjxjxuurrpqpqss 7 лет назад +33

      BeastMaster 64 presidents don't deserve respect simply by virtue of being president. Republicans whined and insulted Obama for 8 years, are we just going to forget that? They also prevented him from doing what he wanted at every turn, such as appointing a Supreme Court justice and he didn't abuse executive orders like Trump.

    • @Lexi-qh4kz
      @Lexi-qh4kz 7 лет назад +2

      Please tell me that you're not saying the refugee ban was the executive order that President Trump abused. Mr. Obama implemented the same ban in 2011 for six months, it was his list that President Trump used. They let him do that, they let him run with Obamacare. He just didn't WANT to do much so not very much was done because Obama was lazy and in it for the money considering how much more debt he stacked on top of the United States of America with his vacations.

    • @devongarcia6603
      @devongarcia6603 7 лет назад +1

      BeastMaster 64 He has every right to, but doesn't help when he isn't offering anything critical, rather than a bunch of stale jokes said many times before. Guess a comedian first, than a critic.

    • @bezaad
      @bezaad 7 лет назад +1

      Because this president and those morons who voted for him are a joke, LOL

    • @quinintheclouds
      @quinintheclouds 7 лет назад +2

      Why is this President an insult to our country? No respect

  • @Barrobroadcastmaster
    @Barrobroadcastmaster 7 лет назад +66

    I'm disappointed to say I once looked up to Colbert. He gets more out of touch by the day.

    • @ErikPT
      @ErikPT 7 лет назад +4

      Barrobroadcastmaster Sold out to liberal and democrats he is pandering to them. Because he is one himself.

    • @Barrobroadcastmaster
      @Barrobroadcastmaster 7 лет назад

      I think he mostly does his job and collects his paycheck but he does it with some enthusiasm. It's nothing he's desperate to say or that he feels America "needs to hear" and mostly I think his show is just therapy for the left at this point. It's disappointing that some people actually get their news from him, but I hope that the majority can see past his bias and make their own decisions. Both right and left have good points and we need both to move forward. Right leg and left leg.

    • @elevro
      @elevro 7 лет назад +1

      Barrobroadcastmaster i completely agree i considered him a role model. but his humour and seeming opinion regarding Americas president is becoming more and more apparently cheap. borderline unpatriotic.

    • @hoodedman6579
      @hoodedman6579 7 лет назад +13

      What are you talking about? He's always been like this; he just played a character before.

    • @st8of1der
      @st8of1der 7 лет назад

      Barrobroadcastmaster: I think I concur; I think the Colbert Report was better.

  • @dianebranson8441
    @dianebranson8441 7 лет назад +7

    Thank you...I always feel like jumping off a bridge when "HE" talks...you always save me.

    • @dianebranson8441
      @dianebranson8441 7 лет назад

      captain crunch Fuck yourself, back off and go back to 1889 where you both belong. He's spouting pure bullshit. Trump BAD. Have an awesome day!

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor 7 лет назад +29

    The Hulk talks like Trump because they are both radioactive monsters. That's a medical (alternative) fact.

    • @TheRebornSlayer
      @TheRebornSlayer 7 лет назад

      Jean Roch could your joke be any more lame?

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 7 лет назад +1

      I don't know, Mike, let's ask the 33 people who liked it since I posted it half a day ago.

    • @TheRebornSlayer
      @TheRebornSlayer 7 лет назад

      Jean Roch I guess everyone has their own taste in jokes. Good or not.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 7 лет назад

      You seem in a reflective mood. Good for you. Maybe you should keep your insights to yourself ?

  • @datamasked623
    @datamasked623 7 лет назад +15

    4,000 Trump supporters did not appreciate Colbert's monologue...

    • @edgarflores10
      @edgarflores10 7 лет назад +5

      Turn my flag around

    • @datamasked623
      @datamasked623 7 лет назад +4

      Fuck off. It goes right-side up when your fake Russian agent President is gone. Until then, you will remain silent.

    • @SuperNoobTroll
      @SuperNoobTroll 7 лет назад +1

      Evidence of ties to Russia?

  • @vedvartak9915
    @vedvartak9915 7 лет назад +4

    The Kellyanne Conway joke was amazing! fucking hilarious..

    • @ownthelibs
      @ownthelibs 7 лет назад

      Mr. Awesome ! Except it didn't make sense. A hiring freeze means no NEW ppl can be hired

    • @vedvartak9915
      @vedvartak9915 7 лет назад

      Donald Trump Parodies it's a joke...

  • @turtlesquadd
    @turtlesquadd 7 лет назад +71

    can't you come up with anything better to do than to bash trump!?

    • @rasputinsjar5530
      @rasputinsjar5530 7 лет назад +7

      Yadev K ahh ure one of those tin foil hat theorists that believe trump has ties with russia

    • @tighttpants
      @tighttpants 7 лет назад +14

      Your one of those blindfolded idiots that believe Trump has ties with America.

    • @haruhilisette
      @haruhilisette 7 лет назад +3

      Nostophod there's sanctions and laws that keep that from happening regardless of who's president. But you know the average American likes to focus on conspiracy theories and what ifs instead of actual facts

    • @patricialabelle9127
      @patricialabelle9127 7 лет назад

      your an idiot

    • @aidenquinn19975
      @aidenquinn19975 7 лет назад +11

      Robert Fertal nothing is funnier than modern politics

  • @kneedaya
    @kneedaya 7 лет назад +7

    I was waiting for someone to mention the twins behind trump! 😂 they were like programmed robots!

  • @CaptEoNinja83
    @CaptEoNinja83 5 лет назад +1

    Everything aside, that moment when you hear Jon say "shucks" off camera cracks me up. I'm not sure why, but it's adorable!
    And I LOVE his jacket

  • @tameshewolf
    @tameshewolf 7 лет назад +10

    Nothing about the creepy smiles and nods of both Pence and Ryan! :/

  • @Marina28ish
    @Marina28ish 7 лет назад +26

    So what about the refugees who have lost everything? I think he doesn't know the difference between immigrants and refugees. Ever think about that Mr President'??

    • @vigneshr6644
      @vigneshr6644 7 лет назад +3

      fuck your empathy .

    • @thynguyen911
      @thynguyen911 7 лет назад +7

      Vignesh R Hahaha you can't be serious

    • @vigneshr6644
      @vigneshr6644 7 лет назад

      no seriously immigration has some serous problems . ever wonder why these immigrants choose not to go to other countries which are not that economically developed .
      They choose the Europe because they want an upgrade , africa and asia are available but these immigrants want to live of welfare .

  • @TechKnowCat
    @TechKnowCat 7 лет назад +23

    this is the darkest timeline lol

    • @KS-nc7mm
      @KS-nc7mm 7 лет назад

      TechKnowCat This is the timeline god made for the lulz

    • @KS-nc7mm
      @KS-nc7mm 7 лет назад

      TechKnowCat This is the timeline god made for the lulz

  • @Edmund._.Dantes
    @Edmund._.Dantes 7 лет назад +204

    people, people, people ...seriosuly stop it with liberal vs conservative garbage. Stop treating politics like sports team and realized that we as Americans are being played by both sides! We as Americans should rise and take back our government let all the politicians know that they work for us not for the corporation or any foreign government.

    • @PeterNjeim
      @PeterNjeim 7 лет назад +8

      TheWordUp2013 The REPUBLICANS WON the election. FAIR AND SQUARE! You guys are a bunch of butthurt losers. The electoral college has been here for ages, now stop acting like it's not part of the election process, and accept that he is our president. It's sad to see people actually believing what colbert is saying, so much misleading information from CNN.

    • @Shannnnnnnnnnnnn
      @Shannnnnnnnnnnnn 7 лет назад +7

      TheWordUp2013 "we as Americans" aren't gonna do shit until a competent person is in the oval office

    • @SuperNoobTroll
      @SuperNoobTroll 7 лет назад +2

      Don't worry about the president working for foreign governments or corporations--Hillary already lost.

    • @bobrolander4344
      @bobrolander4344 7 лет назад +5

      Good point. Fuck Trump AND the money grabbing democrats! They are ALL FAKE!

    • @Shannnnnnnnnnnnn
      @Shannnnnnnnnnnnn 7 лет назад +1

      yucchhii wootwoot you do realize that back in the day republicans were democrats and democrats were republicans right? If you don't. You're a fucking idiot. STOP TYPING LIKE THIS

  • @bobobrown2829
    @bobobrown2829 7 лет назад +32

    I'm confused "restart the American economy" does he not realize the DOW is at record highs

    • @Libbyerality
      @Libbyerality 7 лет назад +1

      Nope. Surprised?

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 7 лет назад +10

      BoBo Brown This is what happens when a mind consumes only alarmist propaganda, then acts on it.

    • @vigneshr6644
      @vigneshr6644 7 лет назад +8

      Dow is not an index of the economy on the whole . its like taking the temperature on a cold winter day and saying global warming is a myth

    • @pauljackson2409
      @pauljackson2409 7 лет назад +3

      The DOW is not a measure of the economy. Then again you're a libtard who gets his news from Colbert, so it's no surprise that you don't know what you're talking about.

    • @hithere5553
      @hithere5553 7 лет назад +1

      captain crunch lol you really think trump did anything yet

  • @abbuchinger2571
    @abbuchinger2571 7 лет назад +15

    When you can't criticize a excellent speech given by Trump...

    • @TheSnoopy1750
      @TheSnoopy1750 7 лет назад +28

      With no details of any kind. Funny how he is going to spend more on the military, veterans, infrastructure etc. while cutting taxes. Not very good at math, are you?

    • @HTSN1
      @HTSN1 7 лет назад +18

      AB Buchinger, if you think that is excellence... god damn This country is going to fall soon. Get educated fool! Lol

    • @KS-nc7mm
      @KS-nc7mm 7 лет назад +14

      AB Buchinger No money for refugee children, free education and healthcare. But all the monies for war, guns and tanks!

    • @abbuchinger2571
      @abbuchinger2571 7 лет назад +5

      It's not so funny when you listen to the details... In a nutshell if you bring back jobs more people have work... if people have jobs more tax comes in and more money flows in OUR economy... Also if people have jobs less people are on government subsidies.... Another example if you replace Obamacare you can cut close to 1.7 Trillion dollars from our budget... And there are many more details... If you would of listened to the first half of the speech you would've not posted this stupid comment...
      And If someone needs to get educated I think you liberal fools need to do so...

    • @Diggnuts
      @Diggnuts 7 лет назад +8

      The details are even more indicative of a aimless incompetent administration than the sound bites. Unemployment at this point is t a record low.. We'll just see how this unfolds..But don't get your hopes up, it is going to be shit.

  • @benitabenett2300
    @benitabenett2300 7 лет назад +34

    We know now trump can read the teleprompter, but he has not understanding of what he was saying.

  • @EliteAquarius
    @EliteAquarius 7 лет назад +1

    you can hear Ryan push a laugh in the back i can't believed trump didn't hear him, He couldn't contain himself 8:34 this is priceless Trump Is The Only One That Is Not Laughing At Himself.

  • @fancyramen5868
    @fancyramen5868 7 лет назад +31

    All hail overlord Trump. Long may his tiny hands reign.

    • @littleblueclovers
      @littleblueclovers 7 лет назад +10

      FancyRamen Blasphemy!
      CLEARLY, our overlord has amazing and large hands. Do you dare to question Lord Trump?

  • @MrIlleism
    @MrIlleism 7 лет назад +216

    So many Trump lovers come to Stephen's videos just to hit the dislike button lol…

    • @rasputinsjar5530
      @rasputinsjar5530 7 лет назад +10

      MrIlleism And half the likes are fake. Who cares?

    • @kingcosmic293
      @kingcosmic293 7 лет назад +11

      Burnt Jew fake likes ? You can't be fucking serious.....

    • @rasputinsjar5530
      @rasputinsjar5530 7 лет назад +7

      King Cosmic google is extremely liberal. why would it surprise you if they faked analytics? they force feed us these late night show vids daily

    • @loveeuropehateeu3565
      @loveeuropehateeu3565 7 лет назад +5

      I mean every time Colbert talks about trump it's one of the most top trending videos on RUclips even though it doesn't get that many views so....

    • @AdamGlory
      @AdamGlory 7 лет назад +8

      Burnt Jew No...no they don't. The only reason for you to see these videos daily is for you to be subscribed to the channel, or specifically looking for them.
      Or, to be fair, you could be watching just the videos in the Trending section, since they always contain anti-Trump vids. If that's the case, I recommend stopping.

  • @juanaltredo2974
    @juanaltredo2974 7 лет назад +11

    ah.. that great american invention, the telephone by Alexander Graham Bell... born in Scotland

    • @helenpatterson3858
      @helenpatterson3858 7 лет назад

      juan altredo
      Yes ! immigrants make us strong !

    • @moonbeam3362
      @moonbeam3362 7 лет назад

      juan altredo Yes! Viva Trump! Viva immigration reform!!

  • @ElanSunStarPhotographyHawaii
    @ElanSunStarPhotographyHawaii 7 лет назад +1

    Everyone I have discussed this with LOVED Colberts statements...Colbert spoke for all of US including minorities and the not so wealthy...those who defend the 1st amendment and other rights..

  • @JumpsSoHard
    @JumpsSoHard 7 лет назад +67

    Its becoming harder and harder to believe that this is still satire and not just some angry person screaming at trump or the republicans 24/7 with maybe 1 crack at a democrat every few episodes.

    • @diurmidderggae3007
      @diurmidderggae3007 7 лет назад +7

      Socal Chris yeah its obsession , this show should be named late trump live with stivie trumpert

    • @soconfused8031
      @soconfused8031 7 лет назад +20

      American politicians killed satire. They set the bar so low that it's impossible to satirize

    • @Shannnnnnnnnnnnn
      @Shannnnnnnnnnnnn 7 лет назад +2

      Cry me a river

    • @teejay1397
      @teejay1397 7 лет назад

      Socal Chris boohoo

    • @peace1652
      @peace1652 7 лет назад

      It's hard if you are politician's lackey. otherwise that happen to very president especially when they are incompetent, or reckless they get more coverage, that's the nature of the game. You have to admit, we elected a buffoon as the leader of the Free world.

  • @SquirrilahFish
    @SquirrilahFish 7 лет назад +13

    Every major economic disaster followed what? Deregulation.

  • @m90dRi
    @m90dRi 7 лет назад +12

    Oh America! What a fucking nightmare...

    • @glossygloss472
      @glossygloss472 7 лет назад +3

      Not really. After this speech I'm not really worried anymore. Everyone overreacts.

  • @TheBendixSA
    @TheBendixSA 7 лет назад +1

    This was great colbert, funny as usual. But at the same time I have to say, Trump's speech was on point.

  • @mikewazikaze2394
    @mikewazikaze2394 7 лет назад +61

    The Trump Show with Stephen Colbert. Same lame show with the same lame jokes for the next 4 years.

  • @leahjames4525
    @leahjames4525 7 лет назад +14

    what is with Paul Ryan's expression throughout Trump's speech?

    • @Libbyerality
      @Libbyerality 7 лет назад +22

      Look at ALL of their cold, dead eyes. Windows to the soul and all.

    • @aefwaefwe5737
      @aefwaefwe5737 7 лет назад +1

      He made himself famous for giving childish disrespectful smirks at Obama when he was the one standing at the podium. That's just how this immature individual expresses himself.

  • @lethargicastengah572
    @lethargicastengah572 7 лет назад +37

    Step 1: Have Stephen spew garbage from the mouth
    Step 2: Light up "woooooo" sign for audience
    Step 3: Get black piano guy to say absolutely nothing, in the form of half sentences
    Step 4: Profit
    Step 5: Repeat

    • @joshfritz6501
      @joshfritz6501 7 лет назад

      solargesture good argument

    • @solargesture
      @solargesture 7 лет назад +8

      Joshua Fritz thanks

    • @anthonysaldana9803
      @anthonysaldana9803 7 лет назад +2

      Lethargica Stengah your the only ok comment I've seen so far👍

    • @aefwaefwe5737
      @aefwaefwe5737 7 лет назад +3

      Go on.. Tell me where this garbage is ?? I believe the finger is pointed back at you o' wise one of Fox news.

    • @amelio5720
      @amelio5720 7 лет назад

      Lethargica Stengah I'm from the UK and I'm glad a american noticed this lol.

  • @audreyberries
    @audreyberries 7 лет назад +2

    "Eric teaches them" I'm crying

  • @mervynstephens2808
    @mervynstephens2808 7 лет назад +14

    Paul Ryan looks like a love sick puppy.😳

  • @slamminsammy941
    @slamminsammy941 7 лет назад +5

    When trump speaks I change the channel just like I did on celebrity apprentice when that spray tanned guy was a reality tv joke

    • @declaytor
      @declaytor 7 лет назад

      samuel williams he cares

  • @colineverett6160
    @colineverett6160 7 лет назад +9

    Stephen needs to remake the lord of the rings w/ the current white house people

  • @shahnewaz2
    @shahnewaz2 7 лет назад +1

    I am sure Trump believed that was CNN's mic! lmao

  • @tw7296
    @tw7296 7 лет назад +12

    Since Jan 20th my 401K has made a heck of alot of money. Thank you President Trump. Now I see the light.

  • @jamesdean15
    @jamesdean15 7 лет назад +63

    Colbert is washed up.

    • @jamesdean15
      @jamesdean15 7 лет назад +6

      Does anyone remember when he used to be funny?

    • @hoodedman6579
      @hoodedman6579 7 лет назад +17

      Do you know what washed up means? He hosts the Late Show... I don't care how terrible you think he is, he's certainly not "washed up".

    • @ilimon
      @ilimon 7 лет назад +11

      Best ratings in the current show's history = washed up

    • @rickmolina2206
      @rickmolina2206 7 лет назад +13

      Just a triggered trump supporter. Move a long .

    • @jamesdean15
      @jamesdean15 7 лет назад

      Said the triggered Colbert supporter.

  • @gina928
    @gina928 7 лет назад +8

    I love Stephen Colbert!

  • @eidolon1809
    @eidolon1809 7 лет назад +2

    Love how Trump got a fresh spray-tan for the occasion. So presidential!

  • @thekub32
    @thekub32 7 лет назад +58

    Now Trumpanzees can only dislike the hard hitting videos, not offer rebuttals in the comments. Hang in there, guys. Lol.

    • @KIMG69
      @KIMG69 7 лет назад +6

      Dwayne Johnson You didn't offer an argument so what's there to rebut? We already won the election so who cares what you guys think :p

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames 7 лет назад +2

      we aren't fascists we just voted for one, don't blame us!

    • @SuperNoobTroll
      @SuperNoobTroll 7 лет назад +1

      For the leftist communists, the most valid argument against Trump, that nobody can dispute, boils down to pathetic 3rd-grader schoolyard insults. Don't forget the historically uninformed references to either Hitler or the KKK.

    • @cosbyshmoony4551
      @cosbyshmoony4551 7 лет назад +3

      Lol yeah this video sure is hard hitting.

  • @MichaelBerthelsen
    @MichaelBerthelsen 7 лет назад +45

    Am I the only one who skips the Trump parts because you can just ignore them, and still understand what he said from Stephen's far superior jokes, and because it's way too cringy... =)

    • @vigneshr6644
      @vigneshr6644 7 лет назад +6

      * stephen's writer's jokes.

    • @MichaelBerthelsen
      @MichaelBerthelsen 7 лет назад +7

      Vignesh R He's still the one presenting them, in contrast to Drumpf's speech...

    • @aefwaefwe5737
      @aefwaefwe5737 7 лет назад +5

      I don't listen to anything Trump says anymore. He gets his news from illegitimate sources. So the only thing that came come out of his mouth is bullshit.

    • @MichaelBerthelsen
      @MichaelBerthelsen 7 лет назад

      Dio Tell me one positive thing Trump has done, apart from dropping the TPP, which Bernie would have done too.

    • @GoatDust
      @GoatDust 7 лет назад

      Michael Berthelsen his executive orders are almost all positive lol

  • @mogiedee5154
    @mogiedee5154 7 лет назад +42

    the only reason people are saying this was a "good" speech was because
    he read a speech that someone else wrote for him. it wasn't just him going out there and just talking. if it had been I can promise he would have said some crazy ass shit like he always does

    • @CECICEO-cz9ho
      @CECICEO-cz9ho 7 лет назад +3

      Morgan Jess :It was a DIFFERENT speech; one without hate and lies in it. Informative? Productive? No.....

    • @mogiedee5154
      @mogiedee5154 7 лет назад +4

      CECI CEO that's because HE DIDN'T write it. you are high as hell if you think he meant any of that

    • @luisa9999
      @luisa9999 7 лет назад +2

      Morgan Jess And Trump set the bar for a "good speech" impossibly low at this point

    • @mogiedee5154
      @mogiedee5154 7 лет назад

      Luisa 999 I'm guessing you voted for trump lol

    • @luisa9999
      @luisa9999 7 лет назад

      Morgan Jess You take that back right now! What I was trying to say is that trumps speeches are usually so bad that it's not exactly hard for him to make one that get's labeled as good

  • @EsotericDesi
    @EsotericDesi 7 лет назад +1

    Stephen Colbert's FAR better in Late Night than even at Comedy Central... HE IS GOOD... LOL!

  • @Lilyanneforester
    @Lilyanneforester 7 лет назад +10

    Is everyone just going to ignore the fact that the monologue has finally been uploaded AS A WHOLE and not in those dumb 4 minute clips. Im glad they listened to us, thanks Late Show

  • @Emadze
    @Emadze 7 лет назад +22

    Ok now it looks like the position of president is a completely different thing now.dang I can't wait for Americans to wake up and see how beautiful American was. The land of dreams come true. But no more as long as trump is in the office.

  • @interceptor5334
    @interceptor5334 7 лет назад +16

    One of the greatest speeches. Well done Trump, we the people are with you.

    • @dorisajuobi16
      @dorisajuobi16 7 лет назад +16

      Free Speech you mean the minority

    • @helenpatterson3858
      @helenpatterson3858 7 лет назад +1

      luvsandkisses
      Nope. We are all trapped on the same planet. We are still here.

    • @tamcon72
      @tamcon72 7 лет назад +1

      Privyet, Komrad! Kak dyela?

    • @aefwaefwe5737
      @aefwaefwe5737 7 лет назад

      You mean, we the white people ?

  • @Kate-re2xo
    @Kate-re2xo 7 лет назад

    I had to go back and watch the car exploding because it was so funny lmao YESS! 😂❤️

  • @souravzzz
    @souravzzz 7 лет назад +10

    It's interesting that Democrats don't support merit based immigration that many countries have including Canada and Australia. Can someone explain?

    • @meganparish137
      @meganparish137 7 лет назад +2

      Because they oppose every little thing he says or does, even if he's right.

    • @christopher3287
      @christopher3287 7 лет назад

      Can you explain what facts back up your assertion that Democrats don't support merit based (I assume you mean legal?) immigration? Are you under some sort of fictional idea that most of the immigrants we allow in are penniless and skill-less?

    • @souravzzz
      @souravzzz 7 лет назад +1

      Chris, I have been closely following various immigration bills; who introduced them, and who voted for/against them for quite a few years. My statement was based on that. Bills that encourage legal immigration by skilled workers (e.g. the I^2 act, or the Fairness for skilled immigrants bill) have mostly been tabled by Republicans, although some of them have been supported by some Democrats as well. On the other hand, Democrats have mostly proposed legislation that grant amnesty or privileges like driving license, healthcare, etc. to illegal immigrants. I am not against all of them but overall Democrats have done precious little to encourage legal immigration.
      In his speech, Trump said that a merit based immigration scheme would allow America to attract the most educated and talented people from all over the world. No Democrat political seem to be supporting that. Most of the media including Colbert conveniently forgot this part as well. The legal immigrants that come here on work visas and similar are definitely not poor or uneducated. Compared to most refugees and illegal immigrants, they are miles ahead because otherwise they won't be granted a visa. Unfortunately, the Democratic party has chosen to ignore them completely while pandering to illegal immigrants; and I don't know what would change their mind.

  • @charlesxav6817
    @charlesxav6817 7 лет назад +5

    Oh my god, a full, complete monologue? Without cutting them into 100 clips? This is my day

  • @matthewmorrow3778
    @matthewmorrow3778 7 лет назад +46

    I love how people take this guy seriously. To be able to throw out random clips of a speech, out of context i might add, and then try and say your party is right is very disrespectful to the public. I watched the speech last night, and like most Americans, was very moved on what he said. For you to misinform what the president said and take his words out of context is why most people call "democratic news" FAKE NEWS. If anyone had a problem with anything the president said, id be happy to clarify what i believe.

    • @Deemcgee100
      @Deemcgee100 7 лет назад +2

      Lemon Prod lol okay sureee, I watched the entire speech too and I am aware that I was watching it with violence but cmon, some of what he said was moronic

    • @bigwitt187
      @bigwitt187 7 лет назад +6

      This is comedy asshole, not news. Why are you taking it seriously?

    • @matthewmorrow3778
      @matthewmorrow3778 7 лет назад +1

      poopmgee100 give me an example. point to me what exactly he said in quotes was moronic. if It sounds moronic, i will agree. like most people however, what donald trump said that night is how alot of Americans feel.

    • @matthewmorrow3778
      @matthewmorrow3778 7 лет назад +1

      Justin Whittington I'm trying to shine light on a topic that needs to be discussed, and this is one of the biggest ways I can get that done.

    • @donteaminuet5560
      @donteaminuet5560 7 лет назад +3

      Shh you busting the echo chamber it makes them feel scawwwy.

  • @DheerajBhaskar
    @DheerajBhaskar 7 лет назад +2

    The writers are coming with some amazing jokes each episode these days. The episodes are getting jam packed with great jokes 🙂

  • @jamesTWisco
    @jamesTWisco 7 лет назад +86

    Stephen Colbert is too one-sided in his humor. I miss Johnny Carson or even Jay Leno. Colbert hates the President. I get it already.

    • @parisfrance260
      @parisfrance260 7 лет назад +1

      James Zimmerman with a name like Zimmerman the apple don't fall too far from the tree

    • @jamesTWisco
      @jamesTWisco 7 лет назад +12

      Paris France Zimmerman means carpenter not George Zimmerman. not sure why being bored with Colbert's one sided humor is implied insult worthy. he's boring. as predictable as a comedian can be. like someone talking to kindergarten children about boogers and poop.

    • @jamesTWisco
      @jamesTWisco 7 лет назад +6

      Paris France for example - weren't the virginal Democrat women in white just a little bit worthy of mocking? or what about the talk of adding money to drug rehab and none of the Democrats applauded and all the Republicans stood and cheered? that wasn't ironic? no - Colbert just takes the easy route based on his own political preference. I think that is boring.

    • @CteCrassus
      @CteCrassus 7 лет назад +31

      Got to wonder then why you're here. Who voluntarily watches a comedian they don't like?

    • @Monochromicornicopia
      @Monochromicornicopia 7 лет назад +3

      Actually listen to what he's saying. You might learn something

  • @abcanimal
    @abcanimal 7 лет назад +41

    Notice how David Letterman never talked big on politics. He was just plain old funny. Now, Stephen Colbert has taken advantage of being the host of the Late Show and used it as a means of pushing his political views onto people who are looking forward to watching a funny show but getting duped basically. He Sucks!!!

    • @bichepo
      @bichepo 7 лет назад

      thanks for your intelligent response. No actually abc was right. Letterman was funny, colbert is a political clown

  • @YawnGod
    @YawnGod 7 лет назад +18

    These are kind of weak jokes. Keeping it real.
    It's not about Trump. It's about those two men sitting behind Trump. Until you figure this out, Trump bashing will only get you cheap laughs. But, then again, cheap laughs is what America is all about.
    Hehehehehehe.

    • @Libbyerality
      @Libbyerality 7 лет назад +2

      Don't forget that peach of a guy Bannon. Hate machine that he is.

    • @rax816
      @rax816 7 лет назад

      Laverne Blaszczyk the unholy ghost?

  • @13Primzahl
    @13Primzahl 7 лет назад +1

    2:04 'all the white notes' on the piano cracked me up massively