The Creators Of TrumpCare On TrumpCare: 'Don't Call It TrumpCare'

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  • @andrewwilliams5792
    @andrewwilliams5792 7 лет назад +1869

    I worry about the number of Americans who think the sun goes to sleep at night.

    • @vigneshr6644
      @vigneshr6644 7 лет назад +7

      or number of Americans who think the sun won't rise the next day because trump got elected and every policy doesn't lick their balls.

    • @Chukuman00
      @Chukuman00 7 лет назад +71

      Vignesh R yeah erm the total number of Americans that think that is 0, so please shut up before you embarrass yourself even further, Vignesh

    • @mccarraa
      @mccarraa 7 лет назад +21

      Andrew Williams alot America's believe world 🌍 is flat. But I enjoy laughing 😂 at usa and thanks 🎅 Santa I don't live there. I'm in ROI. 🍀

    • @vigneshr6644
      @vigneshr6644 7 лет назад +4

      Its called a metaphor . Reply once you've passed 9 th grade.

    • @Chukuman00
      @Chukuman00 7 лет назад +48

      Vignesh R my mistake, it's probably my fault that I haven't heard the very eloquent metaphor 'lick their balls' before. I'm sure Dickens and Austen loved that deep phrase in their works of literature.
      Tell me Vignesh, why hasn't your lord and saviour trump saved the country yet? Based on the things he was promising, many thought it'd be an idyllic utopia by now. No need to be so cranky that your hero is a moron

  • @andrerutkowski6390
    @andrerutkowski6390 7 лет назад +190

    Lets just call it the "Republican Insurance Plan" or its abbreviation R.I.P

  • @indominuswrex9465
    @indominuswrex9465 7 лет назад +28

    "Conservatives don't want to be associated with the word care ” Truer words have never been said.

  • @imawaterbottle6932
    @imawaterbottle6932 7 лет назад +162

    Why do the politicians in this video seem like they belong on a episode of parks and recreation

    • @dianeridley9804
      @dianeridley9804 7 лет назад +6

      Bernie sander's If even one of them were remotely like Ron Swanson, I would have hope for the immediate future

    • @garretttipton6163
      @garretttipton6163 7 лет назад +3

      Why on Earth would you want someone like Ron Swanson? He's the man who thinks government should literally be a single man in a room deciding who to nuke.
      I guess roads are optional now.
      Even Leslie-spend-all-the-money-no-matter-what-Knope would be better than Ron Swanson.

    • @imawaterbottle6932
      @imawaterbottle6932 7 лет назад +3

      Garrett Tipton he's probably also a libertarian

    • @dianeridley9804
      @dianeridley9804 7 лет назад +6

      Garrett Tipton Ron Swanson is a libertarian. He hates surprises and liars. He guards his privacy with an unwavering ferocity. He says please AND thank you. He loves his wife, his stepchildren and his baby boy. He is never shy about professing his love for beef and breakfast food. He builds one-of-a-kind, high quality wood products (with the occasional silver wedding band). He does not compromise his integrity for monetary gain. He apologizes when it is necessary. He is fiercely loyal to his friends and champions their causes. He is not perfect and never professes to be. He looks straight into your eyes and tells you what you need to hear, not what you want to hear.
      And who gives a f*ck about Bloosh? Not Ron Swanson.

    • @storytime3119
      @storytime3119 6 лет назад

      Because they do

  • @gravit8ed
    @gravit8ed 7 лет назад +918

    HEY REMEBER WHEN REPUBLICANS CALLED THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT OBAMACARE?

    • @chasemiller2548
      @chasemiller2548 7 лет назад +45

      I thought they called it socialism?

    • @panduh4945
      @panduh4945 7 лет назад +6

      gravit8ed and they said they had the Affordable care act because they hated obamacare😂

    • @welcomewealthy2002
      @welcomewealthy2002 7 лет назад

      gravit8ed republicare!

    • @SocialGore
      @SocialGore 7 лет назад +2

      +gravit8ed When was this, please elaborate.

    • @welcomewealthy2002
      @welcomewealthy2002 7 лет назад +5

      Trump said republicare and if trump said it we dont need proof god emperor has spoken! I win

  • @jeremiasrobinson
    @jeremiasrobinson 7 лет назад +1409

    Trump-care is an oxymoron.

    • @rayanthony7463
      @rayanthony7463 7 лет назад +71

      jeremy robinsonartist -My thoughts exactly, but minus CARE and OXY.

    • @roberthrodebert9263
      @roberthrodebert9263 7 лет назад +4

      I made your statement on a facebook post and I was inundated with comments telling me it was a misuse of the term. lol.

    • @vigneshr6644
      @vigneshr6644 7 лет назад +1

      Obamacare is a paradox.

    • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
      @Horny_Fruit_Flies 7 лет назад +20

      Vignesh R Replace -OX with -ISE. Fixed that right up for you!

    • @rayanthony7463
      @rayanthony7463 7 лет назад +11

      Vignesh R - oh sure it is... and tobacco use is good for your health.

  • @TheAlmightiest
    @TheAlmightiest 7 лет назад +4

    When did Stephen become this savage? It's amazing!

  • @calebtalksyt
    @calebtalksyt 7 лет назад +410

    Lol TrumpCare is a prime example of an oxymoron

  • @jeremiasrobinson
    @jeremiasrobinson 7 лет назад +924

    I know how we can tax the Sun! Solar panels. You think the republicans will like that idea?

    • @aninfinitelyvixxedvip6
      @aninfinitelyvixxedvip6 7 лет назад +41

      jeremy robinsonartist no if it´s affordable and helpful to average people

    • @vigneshr6644
      @vigneshr6644 7 лет назад +4

      the republican was being sarcastic . not good but sarcastic nontheless

    • @stalematesibling
      @stalematesibling 7 лет назад +9

      of course they wont like it. how can they make money out of fossil fuel then?

    • @syedahmedjilanee6041
      @syedahmedjilanee6041 7 лет назад +5

      jeremy robinsonartist that's a brilliant idea I think you should tell that senator This

    • @mateonoctis3114
      @mateonoctis3114 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah, you are right, we had that proposal. We are ruled by our own Republican-like douchebags.

  • @PJC1983
    @PJC1983 7 лет назад +194

    First rule of TrumpCare: Don't call it TrumpCare
    Second rule of TrumpCare: "... Wait, why don't we tax the sun?!"

    • @vigneshr6644
      @vigneshr6644 7 лет назад +1

      Third rule : "why don't people get sarcasm?"

    • @brendantheprettygood
      @brendantheprettygood 7 лет назад +1

      Vignesh R no it was not! he really wants to tax the sun! that's impossible.

    • @Katiewithdaffodils
      @Katiewithdaffodils 7 лет назад +2

      I mean you really could have a sugar tax, that's not so ridiculous, it's like alcohol taxes (beer duty in UK) and things like that. That's not necessarily originally a conservative idea though....Not as funny as a sun tax...

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 7 лет назад +2

      +Vignesh R
      How the fuck is it sarcasm? It'd be like joking "black people are so oppressed they may as well go back to being slaves". It's dumb. Make your point better than using a very dumb metaphor that we know you've been working on for days. Because that idiot really wants to tax the sun.

    • @tylernelson9039
      @tylernelson9039 7 лет назад +2

      Vignesh R
      Did you just comment about people criticizing the guy's use of "sarcasm" on every comment?

  • @ewawa2941
    @ewawa2941 7 лет назад +5

    God BLESS Mr. Colbert

  • @69ssrszl1
    @69ssrszl1 7 лет назад +17

    Tax STUPIDITY we will make TRILLIONS!!!

  • @beth263
    @beth263 7 лет назад +262

    How out of touch is that dude who doesn't known that ice cream is already taxed?!

    • @ocsurfgirl
      @ocsurfgirl 7 лет назад +5

      Beth-Apparently, he doesn't have to pay sales tax like the rest of us. Tax it when we make it then tax it when we spend it. Bullshit!

    • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
      @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 7 лет назад +19

      I can answer that question!
      ..... VERY VERRRY out of touch. That's how out of touch he is lol.

    • @Dr.-Dank
      @Dr.-Dank 7 лет назад +3

      Wait, there's a tax on ice cream?

    • @TheUnlocked
      @TheUnlocked 7 лет назад +9

      Dr. Dank sales tax; It's a prepared food product

    • @Dr.-Dank
      @Dr.-Dank 7 лет назад +4

      +Unlock That's only on a state by state basis though, it's not nation wide.

  • @MarcoJosephCheung
    @MarcoJosephCheung 7 лет назад +83

    They do call it "the world's greatest healthcare plan of 2017" though.
    When that's written in a congressional bill you know it's idiocracy in full swing

    • @vigneshr6644
      @vigneshr6644 7 лет назад +2

      if its the only one written in 2017 .(proper grammar one )

    • @texivani
      @texivani 7 лет назад +1

      t6253 Who are you talking to?

    • @MarcoJosephCheung
      @MarcoJosephCheung 7 лет назад +13

      If it's the only one written in 2017 then we can also call it world's worst healthcare plan of 2017

    • @mattyian1208
      @mattyian1208 Год назад

      2017 was a great year

  • @equalitystateofmind5412
    @equalitystateofmind5412 7 лет назад +476

    TrumpCare just doesn't have the same phonetic appeal as Obamacare. Those consonants, man... They're, like, adjacent....

  • @kehindeakinlagun4770
    @kehindeakinlagun4770 7 лет назад +5

    Colbert is a savage... He switches on beast mode on trump

  • @chasemiller2548
    @chasemiller2548 7 лет назад +204

    If there's one thing Trump is making great again, it's satire. Can't wait to see where SNL goes with this.

    • @vigneshr6644
      @vigneshr6644 7 лет назад +1

      Not really , intellectual humor died.

    • @mccarraa
      @mccarraa 7 лет назад +13

      Vignesh R rest of world 🌍 really enjoying it, laughing at American. that's why all the show's rating and views are up.

    • @berzerkerdav
      @berzerkerdav 7 лет назад +12

      Trump has made comedy tv great again! =D

    • @summerstevens2547
      @summerstevens2547 7 лет назад +3

      +berzerkerdav wish he would make "American Great Again" as he promsied. Just lining his pockets and the mega rich donors now cabinet members and corporations also now cabinet members. Rich get richer and no one cares about regular guy. Top 1-5% keep dropping on us like birds in a tree, we're so far beneath them they can't look down.

    • @brotlowskyrgseg1018
      @brotlowskyrgseg1018 7 лет назад +8

      It seems like Sean Spicer and Melissa McCarthy are currently fighting over who is the best parody of a press secretary. I'd say Spicer has the upper hand, since his hillarious sketch with the two paper stacks.

  • @eboknows9812
    @eboknows9812 7 лет назад +217

    One would think Paul Ryan would know how insurance works. Alas, it takes a late night comedian to point out the obvious.

    • @vigneshr6644
      @vigneshr6644 7 лет назад

      One would also think to view the actual clip instead of taking an out of context clip for making a judgement.

    • @gavinjenkins899
      @gavinjenkins899 7 лет назад +20

      Vignesh, this isn't a damn dress making somebody look fat, where you don't say anything if you can't say something polite. The man is giving a talk about how his step 1 is removing the law that is keeping several of my loved ones alive. It's on him to explain, and damn quickly and clearly, what the hell he's thinking, if he doesn't want to get crucified by everyone in similar situations he just began by announcing he is screwing over before doing anything else to help. He's very much failing to do so.

    • @aadesh_singh
      @aadesh_singh 7 лет назад +7

      Vignesh R one would also think before replying to EVERY FUCKING COMMENT in the comment section. Don't try so hard man.

    • @vigneshr6644
      @vigneshr6644 7 лет назад +1

      +Aadesh Singh Well you've read every single comment anyway so ...

    • @LyricalDJ
      @LyricalDJ 7 лет назад +10

      EboKnows Oh, I'm fairly sure he does. Just like tax exemptions for the rich do the opposite of what Republicans claim they do. They know that, it's all part of the plan.

  • @zcrib3
    @zcrib3 7 лет назад +362

    Maybe we could build a dome and start selling sunlight as a commodity?

    • @the_ratl0rd
      @the_ratl0rd 7 лет назад +2

      J V I bet you're living under a rock and don't give a sh*t about people's opinions.

    • @the_ratl0rd
      @the_ratl0rd 7 лет назад +1

      J V Also wrong kind of "your".

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 7 лет назад +5

      sorry but the oil companys beat you to it, thatś why solar panels are so high!

    • @kaduisaui4596
      @kaduisaui4596 7 лет назад +1

      Charge the Sun! It's made of money :)

    • @papastalin957
      @papastalin957 7 лет назад +6

      Oh look its aloysius o trump the man who found a way to sell sunlight

  • @DjDragonblade
    @DjDragonblade 7 лет назад +12

    "Don't call it 'TrumpCare' because Trump DON'T CARE!!!..."

  • @CShivery
    @CShivery 7 лет назад +97

    Don't call it TrumpCare! Call it NoCare.

    • @maxmustermann-ie6ic
      @maxmustermann-ie6ic 7 лет назад +6

      Oh Snap!!!
      TrumpDon'tCare

    • @ProfessorFickle
      @ProfessorFickle 7 лет назад +1

      Oh Snap!!!
      Call it TrumpTardCare

    • @codes5218
      @codes5218 7 лет назад +1

      Oh Snap!!! no, it's getting called Trumpcare because he called it Obamacare for over 6 years in spite.

    • @CShivery
      @CShivery 7 лет назад +3

      Code S The funny thing is Republicans called it "ObamaCare" as a dig on Obama, but he adopted it as a burn to them.

    • @Funkestech
      @Funkestech 7 лет назад +1

      NoCare is what we had before ObamaCare, I would call this TrumpPretendingHeCaresToKeepAnEmptyCampaingPromise.

  • @danny90099
    @danny90099 7 лет назад +638

    Praise the sun \[ T ]/

    • @wulozhiro1316
      @wulozhiro1316 7 лет назад +7

      Rick Sanchez wubba lubba dub duuuub!!!.....I don't give a fuck!....so shake dat asssss bitch an letme see watchu got!

    • @rishithsinha
      @rishithsinha 7 лет назад +6

      Rick and Morty and Dark Souls... damn.

    • @tilaNmanx
      @tilaNmanx 7 лет назад +3

      Rick Sanchez Thank you for making my day better.

    • @benjaminraskin8509
      @benjaminraskin8509 7 лет назад +3

      Rick Sanchez show me what you've got! I want to see what you've got!

    • @johnwrath333
      @johnwrath333 7 лет назад +4

      Ok, Solair emoticon is brilliant . I have nothing else to add.

  • @Degan1000
    @Degan1000 7 лет назад +2

    Best line: "You just described how insurance works."

  • @umyes4944
    @umyes4944 7 лет назад +5

    The new Unaffordable Care Act.

  • @mosshark
    @mosshark 7 лет назад +206

    There should be a tax on stupidity.

    • @user-hr9oz8xv6n
      @user-hr9oz8xv6n 7 лет назад +1

      mosshark liberals wouldn't be able to afford it.

    • @mosshark
      @mosshark 7 лет назад +30

      You don't buy taxes you stupid piece of shit.

    • @user-hr9oz8xv6n
      @user-hr9oz8xv6n 7 лет назад +2

      I suppose you're right, liberals don't pay taxes so what do they care? It's not like their welfare checks will be any different..

    • @user-rn5sv9yf8i
      @user-rn5sv9yf8i 7 лет назад +12

      Vice Principal Dick Vernon It's funny how red states are the ones draining the economy since they depend so much more on welfare than blue states. But, you know, whatever, liberals are the freeloaders!

    • @alfalafelstine1536
      @alfalafelstine1536 7 лет назад +4

      All Republicans would go bankrupt, along with most churches.

  • @velvetlensfilms3290
    @velvetlensfilms3290 7 лет назад +34

    Republicans slogan: if you're dumb we are with you.

    • @vigneshr6644
      @vigneshr6644 7 лет назад +9

      Not really , More like rich .

  • @boneykingofsomewhere
    @boneykingofsomewhere 7 лет назад +4

    "why don't we tax the sun".........d..........did i just hear that?..

  • @MalakMacabre
    @MalakMacabre 7 лет назад +335

    I love the people bashing on Stephen Colbert because he points out the obvious errors of Donald Trump and mocks his insecurities. It's like having a 14 year old girl as president who only wants to play on Twitter and gossip.
    Your comments are full of sophisticated curse words and intelligent phrases like "come at me bro." Go watch Fox news if you don't like Colbert. They'll tell you whatever you want to hear anyway.

    • @joeyval7905
      @joeyval7905 7 лет назад +2

      Malak Macabre FOX news..... if you learn from news channels your miseducated, do your own research! News channels are always bias

    • @blazingocean4206
      @blazingocean4206 7 лет назад

      Malak Macabre I was going to agree with you, but how are you any different? Just ignores them.

    • @toastykowabungadewey2716
      @toastykowabungadewey2716 7 лет назад +1

      WOW why a girl, Whatcha implying?

    • @Youre_dumb
      @Youre_dumb 7 лет назад +4

      CEOofFRESH1
      Here me. Obamacare was not good, it was just better than what we had the first time. This Trumpcare shit is a step backwards.
      Single payer is the most viable option

    • @PaulZink
      @PaulZink 7 лет назад +11

      Why is it "unfair" to report what Donald Trump says and does? (Oh, and set the record straight if he makes false statements, too.)
      Breaking news for you, James: "the press" is not a Public Relations agency through which you "get information around". Here's how it works: (1) something happens that is newsworthy; (2) journalists report on it. Journalists do not "change the story", they report the facts -even if those facts are unpleasant or inconvenient for certain parties.
      But if Trump wants to use Twitter instead of the White House Press Office to make a statement, fine. However, why does he need a Press Secretary, then?

  • @franklinrod21
    @franklinrod21 7 лет назад +7

    Man, this guy is just getting better and better. Congrats to the whole team of the Late Show! You guys are killing it!

  • @davidreyes1882
    @davidreyes1882 7 лет назад +223

    *_The only thing Trump 🎃 Cares about is his own pocket._*

    • @hbanana7
      @hbanana7 7 лет назад +49

      David Reyes and his ego.

    • @markhepworth4804
      @markhepworth4804 7 лет назад +20

      hbanana7 His ego and his wallet are indivisible parts of the whole ugly self.

    • @iare19
      @iare19 7 лет назад

      David Reyes thats why he forfeited his salary as the president? if you try to sound smart atleast get your shit together.

    • @lookcycling7530
      @lookcycling7530 7 лет назад +6

      iare19 Less than 1/2 million a year is nothing for him. He will get 10x more to pay his dues to Russia. You are totally clueless!

    • @imperialduran
      @imperialduran 7 лет назад +6

      iare19 and that makes you think he's altruistic? The measly president salary is nothing compared to everything he makes from his business investments. I don't think YOU know what you're talking about

  • @aurastar5938
    @aurastar5938 7 лет назад +2

    Colbert is brilliant , insightful and funny..best source of News

  • @molefilebone
    @molefilebone 7 лет назад +2

    '... please check spine at the door.'
    Absolutely brilliant joke.

  • @OddSqodd
    @OddSqodd 7 лет назад +5

    The writing on this show is ON. POINT.

  • @AryMozta
    @AryMozta 7 лет назад +14

    They should replace the cityscape background with those two inauguration photos. That will definitely get Trump's attention.

  • @BuddyCoopers
    @BuddyCoopers 7 лет назад +2

    I think I just blew a hemi out my butt laughing so hard. Steven is my comedy hero.

  • @totallynotaseaotter4946
    @totallynotaseaotter4946 7 лет назад +3

    Anyone who spends 18 trying to pass something... knows what you're going to get.
    Bloody stool?

  • @KennethandJoyce
    @KennethandJoyce 7 лет назад +9

    😂😂😂 the sun will never see it coming

  • @stalematesibling
    @stalematesibling 7 лет назад +291

    Greatest country in the world votes for congressman who questions why we cant tax the sun.....................................................................................
    oh wait also elected trump.

    • @vigneshr6644
      @vigneshr6644 7 лет назад +2

      It was a great country when people took things in context and under stood sarcasm and its role in highlighting the absurdity of life.

    • @SocialGore
      @SocialGore 7 лет назад +6

      Vignesh R Yeah, THAT'S our problem.

    • @vigneshr6644
      @vigneshr6644 7 лет назад +2

      Well a population that understands fairly advanced humor is a intellectually advanced one.

    • @Freeroler
      @Freeroler 7 лет назад +7

      He was elected by the people who don't know what sarcasm is, what should you expect?

    • @SeanPitts92
      @SeanPitts92 7 лет назад

      Vignesh R

  • @CatfishCameras
    @CatfishCameras 7 лет назад +3

    can i just say whoever comes up with Colbert's video titles is a fucking genius

  • @Starius2
    @Starius2 7 лет назад +1

    WE HAVE TO PASS THE BILL TO SEE WHAT'S IN IT!!

  • @johncraske
    @johncraske 7 лет назад +462

    All this trouble about an issue which has a very simple solution - just bring in universal health care like virtually all civilised countries in the world have already done.
    Speaking as a Brit, I simply do not understand why a system which provides peace-of-mind for all no matter their financial situation is seen as such a terrible thing.
    OK, many in the US call it socialism (dread word!) but if being safe from being bankrupted from medical bills is socialism, then I'm all for it. Let's face it, if Walter White had lived in Europe, it would have saved him a whole heap of trouble.
    Sure we have to pay for this out of our taxes. Just as we have to pay for education , defense etc out of our taxes. But health is one tax I am more than happy to pay.
    Of course, it will never happen in the US, as the medical insurance companies, financial institutions and the doctors will be dead against it. But I still don't grasp why the people don't want it either.

    • @de6212
      @de6212 7 лет назад +59

      The right wing "news" has convinced the most ignorant Americans that Brits hate the NHS. These are people who hear this and are too lazy just to google some polls to see if it's true.

    • @johncraske
      @johncraske 7 лет назад +30

      Actually, DE, it's probably the one thing which Brits are almost universally in favour of keeping. No matter peoples' politics, they all want to retain our beloved NHS.
      The problem is that we are all getting older, so the pressures on the NHS increase every year. Therefore if we wish to retain this national treasure, then we have to keep putting more money into it.

    • @pytdarlene
      @pytdarlene 7 лет назад +30

      D E You nailed it. I try to talk to people about this and all I get is that Breitbart and Fox News fear mongering bullshit that they are going to be left on a gurney to die in the hall. I can't believe what people on poor diets and pharms will believe. They just don't research ANYTHING to find out if it's true or not. And they won't let you tell them otherwise.

    • @tigerbalm3005
      @tigerbalm3005 7 лет назад +22

      John Craske As a fellow Brit I concur, no matter what our political bias, the majority of us agree that the NHS is one thing we want to retain and are happy to put our hard earned into its survival!

    • @tigerbalm3005
      @tigerbalm3005 7 лет назад +7

      John Craske As a fellow Brit I concur, no matter what our political bias, the majority of us agree that the NHS is one thing we want to retain and are happy to put our hard earned into its survival!

  • @Rudolph1722
    @Rudolph1722 7 лет назад +6

    How can Ted Cruz go to supper with trump. Does he have no self respect? To go cower like a good puppy to the vile man who insulted his wife... I thought conservatives were proud people.

  • @origamichik3n
    @origamichik3n 7 лет назад +3

    I think British Intelligence assessment of Trump and his administration is by far the most accurate: "utterly ridiculous and should be ignored".

  • @kingpopaul
    @kingpopaul 7 лет назад +2

    "Lol, how could Ice Cream be bad! Preposterous, lolololol" ... Ah, classic american public!

  • @xtraspecialmango
    @xtraspecialmango 7 лет назад +4

    The guy up all night googling "why don't we tax the sun?" Had me laughing

    • @Smuelaham
      @Smuelaham 7 месяцев назад

      Taxing ice cream too and he would stare into the camera before saying both of those things and it’s as if he was talking to me.

  • @TheCamcamTV
    @TheCamcamTV 7 лет назад +5

    This Health plan is like the assignment you procrastinated on and then pulled an all nighter to do

  • @TheKILLERDOG712
    @TheKILLERDOG712 7 лет назад +1

    it's Republicare, make sure the GOP is held accountable. This puts in on the whole lot of them, not just Trump.

  • @AnnaElizabethI
    @AnnaElizabethI 7 лет назад +2

    " I love ice cream " oink oink 🐷 - we can tell! Lmao

  • @athulpyarilal6653
    @athulpyarilal6653 7 лет назад +26

    Monologues have more view than interviews😁😁

    • @kemchobhenchod
      @kemchobhenchod 7 лет назад +14

      every late night show has the exact same pattern. the monologue and sketches are almost always the highlight unless you have someone like bernie or the pope.

  • @cobravenom1316
    @cobravenom1316 7 лет назад +605

    Don't call it TrumpCare.
    Why?
    Because Trump *doesn't* care.

    • @awesomeguy9573
      @awesomeguy9573 7 лет назад +22

      DeepSouth Because it's their fucking job? The people elected them to represent them

    • @tretre3892
      @tretre3892 7 лет назад +4

      DeepSouth you live in the south???

    • @OnTreader
      @OnTreader 7 лет назад +2

      +AwesomeGuy
      He is representing us by saying it's not our responsibility.

    • @OnTreader
      @OnTreader 7 лет назад

      +Collin Huggins
      Dumb logic, he wouldn't be risking getting assassinated by one of you lunatic fascists if he didn't care.

    • @awesomeguy9573
      @awesomeguy9573 7 лет назад

      OnTreader Right, that's what I'm saying

  • @kezkezooie8595
    @kezkezooie8595 7 лет назад +2

    Stephen made a very obvious but salient point there regarding Paul Ryan's criticism of the ACA - that IS exactly how insurance of any kind works. Your premiums go towards paying for those that get sick and need healthcare and others' premiums will go towards paying for you should you need it. It's also how government funds work. Taxation pays for public buildings, schools, hospitals, roads, bridges etc. No one will use every road, bridge, public building etc that their tax dollar goes towards paying for.

  • @z.harris2241
    @z.harris2241 7 лет назад +4

    Famous oxymoron's: sweet tart, criminal justice, peacekeeper missile, crash landing and we can now add: Trump care.

  • @doppelganger9254
    @doppelganger9254 7 лет назад +275

    I don't watch Stephen Colbert, but this man is f'in savage. Yuuuuuge respect, keep up the roasting!

    • @rainbowpandasays8851
      @rainbowpandasays8851 7 лет назад +12

      マーティン He delivers them and fuck man, it's genius!

    • @thespasticmindofastonedguy3266
      @thespasticmindofastonedguy3266 7 лет назад +14

      Dopp3lGanger he will be roasting Trump every night for the next , to be honest, undetermined amount of time. Days, weeks, most likely not years . hehe

    • @spencerkrewson9429
      @spencerkrewson9429 7 лет назад +1

      Most people that watched him before new it would be a good season for him.

    • @egoalter1276
      @egoalter1276 7 лет назад +1

      He hasnt mentioned a single thing worth criticising. Though I do have to admit, he has a knack for making entertaining content out of thin air.

    • @lynnkelley6655
      @lynnkelley6655 7 лет назад +9

      The bill is a huge tax break for the very rich on the backs of the middle class and poor; WHAT is worth criticizing, for you?

  • @JustB3NJI
    @JustB3NJI 7 лет назад +13

    Orange aid?
    Donald death panels?
    The Trump tax?
    He'll get impeached care?

    • @JustB3NJI
      @JustB3NJI 7 лет назад +2

      Donald is Whiny, not sure he's liberal though.

    • @Warrior6795
      @Warrior6795 7 лет назад +3

      Holy shit, Orange aid is so good

  • @diorme7510
    @diorme7510 7 лет назад +1

    Thank God for you Colbert ♥

  • @tylerwillems9358
    @tylerwillems9358 7 лет назад +1

    I love you Colbert. You are so good at what you do. Seriously, some of the best education happens from you, in such a light hearted way. You're a great comedian, and politician.

  • @No__47
    @No__47 7 лет назад +800

    I thought it was "Republicare"

    • @DevonSwiftFire
      @DevonSwiftFire 7 лет назад +53

      It should be. This bill isn't just Trump's fault- it needs to be pinned on ALL of the GOP.

    • @pudgeboyardee32
      @pudgeboyardee32 7 лет назад +37

      Number Fortyseven my favorite so far was DonTcare.

    • @roberthrodebert9263
      @roberthrodebert9263 7 лет назад +22

      It is TrumpDoesn'tcare.

    • @mcmchurch
      @mcmchurch 7 лет назад +7

      Pubicare

    • @anmolt3840051
      @anmolt3840051 7 лет назад +8

      Republicans don't care

  • @camelshit-on-the-walls446
    @camelshit-on-the-walls446 7 лет назад +4

    And why call it "trumpcare"!? Just call a spade a spade will ya; it's "trumpcouldn'tcareless".

  • @kiraxharris1
    @kiraxharris1 7 лет назад +2

    how about it's like everyone pays for the fire department but it only goes to helping those on fire!

  • @pablo690
    @pablo690 7 лет назад +1

    Call it Republicare! We need to hold them accountable for this piece of garbage

  • @EwaaSwaa
    @EwaaSwaa 7 лет назад +6

    I'm so glad I'm not an American right now.

  • @danib9845
    @danib9845 7 лет назад +3

    What I like about comedians and politics is that you can tell it as it is, unlike the mainstream media that can't. You're so right about the bunch of spineless republicans, including Cruz, who are kowtowing to the liar-in-chief. I hope Americans remember those congressmen and senators in the next election.

  • @craffte
    @craffte 7 лет назад

    OMG I LOST IT!!! the Jason Smith was gold. Tax the sun. Tax that boy's momma. She should hide her face heehee

  • @mm-lh1nt
    @mm-lh1nt 7 лет назад +2

    Us Australians don't mind a few of our tax dollars going towards protecting everyone's health- including our own. Forever greatful for Medicare. Can't imagine living in the U.S where you have to pay for education and health. What kind of sad life

  • @LarsPallesen
    @LarsPallesen 7 лет назад +4

    Stephen Colbert is really killing it these days with his take on the Trump presidency.

  • @rosariocardona7037
    @rosariocardona7037 7 лет назад +3

    I love Colbert. Tells you a blunt truth with a joke.

  • @alejandrocasillas7234
    @alejandrocasillas7234 7 лет назад +1

    The invitation made me laugh a lot. 🤣

  • @jayyyzeee6409
    @jayyyzeee6409 7 лет назад +1

    "You and your wife (who's a 3 at best)" LOL

  • @anderssonarad2552
    @anderssonarad2552 7 лет назад +222

    more like TrumpDon'tCare

    • @brainlessbody9776
      @brainlessbody9776 7 лет назад +2

      hmm hmm !!

    • @afry6400
      @afry6400 7 лет назад +14

      The statement was clear, and its true because Trump doesn't care.

    • @cocojo58
      @cocojo58 7 лет назад

      lola ganja him either but he's irrelevant at this point.

  • @EWAMILENAP
    @EWAMILENAP 7 лет назад +108

    I thought it was Trump Deathcare.

    • @Pontius888
      @Pontius888 7 лет назад +6

      Sounds about right.

    • @guruofdoodoo
      @guruofdoodoo 7 лет назад

      Funny you should coin that name since just about all government run healthcare systems have death panels that decide when you cost to much to keep alive. That and the fact that Obama loved to fund abortion which is "DEATHCARE" . That and his votes for assisted suicide in the Illinois state senate. You libtards always try to blame all your failed policies on the other side. You know like the Jim Crow laws, segregation, and lets not forgot the PMR which instituted the warning labels on records

  • @philonetic
    @philonetic 7 лет назад +3

    0:11 Childish
    0:41 Childish
    2:19 Childish
    3:03 Childish
    Just goes on and on.

  • @victorhabinshuti1925
    @victorhabinshuti1925 7 лет назад +4

    The idiocy of the average Trump voter is very fascinating to me. lol. The man actually said "tax the sun".

  • @Will-zc8tz
    @Will-zc8tz 7 лет назад +3

    Trump is my biggest source of entertainment for 2017. I still don't know whether to laugh or cry.

  • @mustafamalik4211
    @mustafamalik4211 7 лет назад +605

    We should rename "TrumpCare" to "TrumpDoesn'tCare"

    • @egoalter1276
      @egoalter1276 7 лет назад +5

      That is a very bad idea.

    • @egoalter1276
      @egoalter1276 7 лет назад

      What is the actual problem with the proposal?

    • @egoalter1276
      @egoalter1276 7 лет назад +8

      Privatly founded healthcare DOES NOT WORK. Your very country is live example of it. Literally every single fucking nation, be it a middleeastern shithole, a south american communist dictatorship, or a first world country agrees, that healthcare is a social issue best handled by the government, on tax money.

    • @happyschwagg290
      @happyschwagg290 7 лет назад +10

      It's interesting though, when you actually look into these things and find that our lack of meaningful government involvement has resulted in us paying around 2x more for the exact same medications as most of the rest of the West. Maybe you enjoy the freedom to get price gouged, but I don't.

    • @videodog52
      @videodog52 7 лет назад

      You are outta your mind.

  • @mcufestus6052
    @mcufestus6052 7 лет назад +1

    thank u for actually speaking up against these stupid ppl

  • @bluehamletsstevens7370
    @bluehamletsstevens7370 7 лет назад +1

    We thought that organized crime was smarter than to try to tax the sun.

  • @geraldherrmann787
    @geraldherrmann787 7 лет назад +14

    trump care, jump scare.

  • @ebthedoc4992
    @ebthedoc4992 7 лет назад +6

    Why is it, really that the Republican Party is so dead-set against the ACA? Because it also put mechanisms in place for accountability. Please remember that big-time insurer and pharma executives are among the heaviest contributors to the former's campaign chests. And of course said executives want to keep their obscene bonus levels and continue driving cost structures best described as a clipper ship trying to sail on the tips of it's masts. Another case of the Congress majorities creeping up the backside of their billionaire benefactors, helping them dump on Joe and Jane Normal! Thanks for helping us keep an eye on this Adminstration's flouting of ethics! I've been resisting. It's had consequences: Posting this everywhere I can before Bannon makes me disappear !March 8, 2017...Hi, I'm Eb theDoc. My Facebook account has been disabled since Saturday Mar.4th. It's never been a political platform, but was a point of contact I enjoyed visiting to see friends' and friend's friends' (no control over the latter!) posts on what's happening. At first I thought it was due to an insensitive post on Colbert's Cate Blanchett interview (made when I was overtired, since deleted and apologized for @facebook). No reaction from Ms. Bickert or Mr. Osofsky to date. Didn't expect one from forthright Cate (Luvya)!So I must assume it was due to a post shortly before, on the arrest for deportation of the illegal immigrant Avelica-Gomez in front of his 13-year old daughter (can't remember which page: Meyers/Colbert/Noah/Oliver?) in which I'd used wording that felt 'right' for the portion of the public that supports Trump, but laid me open for libel, because DJT has not been convicted of the many things he's publicly bragged about doing. The post, since revised for legality, can be found in the comments on The Young Turks' report on the arrest. Problem is, if that's the case, we have an Administration that's prepared to silence critics by _fiat_ (as Steve Miller's horrifying interviews show) in contravention of First Amendment Rights. Worse yet: they are using executive powers unconstitutionally to suborn corporations that should serve as the proud foundation of our freedoms. America, when will you wake up? My parents managed to survive the rise of the Nazi Reich, the war, and bring us out of the shambles of WW II to a good life in the US. Are we going to let a few bigots who've crept into the White House and built an inept Administration founded on 'BigMoney=BigProfits for everyone (HarHar!)' violate our standards and integrity? Eb Somersworth, NH This was the post on ICE: Avelica-Gomez. Let's take this as a typical example of Trump's 'new improved' ICE guidelines. A Mexican who entered illegally 25 years ago and has diligently, quietly and honestly, supported his family since, with 4 US-citizen daughters, is arrested and taken off for deportation in front of his 13-year old after dropping another off at school. His 'Bad-Guy/Bad-Hombre' profile? Non-felonious DUI and driving without a licence in 2008, buying a tag for his car on the sly in 1998. Mr. Trump, on the other hand, has been involved with plaintiffs/lawyers/courts in felony cases involving fraud/rape of minors/exploitation of illegals/tax evasion for millions/sexual assault/rape of a wife, etc., usually with huge settlements and always with sealed court records. America, where is your sense of proportion? How could an Attorney General who's expressed admiration for the Klan (never a joking matter, Mr. Sessions!) help you keep it? Eb

  • @colaboytje
    @colaboytje 7 лет назад +3

    I feel sorry for all US citizens, including the people who voted for Trump.

  • @AlexO-sx6ff
    @AlexO-sx6ff 7 лет назад +2

    Don't call it Trump-last-ditch-to-save-face. Call it Trumpcare, and it's bad.

  • @AkilTheAwesome
    @AkilTheAwesome 7 лет назад +3

    I'm sorry but the democratic amendment to rename the bill, "Republican pay more for less act" is some master level trolling, and a grade A truth bomb.

  • @redrobot77
    @redrobot77 7 лет назад +458

    When your president and opposition are clowns and your entertainers are great thinkers and philosophers...

    • @egoalter1276
      @egoalter1276 7 лет назад +4

      You live in a dreamworld, or are deluded. Clowns dont get to be president.

    • @MartinPoulter
      @MartinPoulter 7 лет назад +33

      Shh! Nobody tell Ego Alter who the President of the US is.

    • @egoalter1276
      @egoalter1276 7 лет назад +3

      Do you truly belive he is a blabbering idiot, who stumbled his way to greatness?

    • @BodaiouslyInstigated
      @BodaiouslyInstigated 7 лет назад +27

      Yes.

    • @tretre3892
      @tretre3892 7 лет назад +5

      Some Body 😂😂😂😂

  • @noeliajaime7656
    @noeliajaime7656 7 лет назад +1

    Just the fact that he's not willing to stamp his name on it like he does LITERALLY everything else should give people pause.What are you hiding Trump?

  • @courtney-ray
    @courtney-ray 7 лет назад +1

    I love Stephen's commitment to his improve props! Even after he's "finished" with them, he doesn't just drop his hands, he "sets" down his invisible props! Haha

  • @eddiesfilmss
    @eddiesfilmss 7 лет назад +8

    GOP healthcare: fuck you if you're poor.
    But ayy, if you're rich let's have some fun

  • @dali_hemingway2197
    @dali_hemingway2197 7 лет назад +5

    ...I went to the 2008 Obama inaugural...4 million+ people in DC, could not find one empty space in the entire capital, it was akin to a Rolling Stone concert, everyone feeling good, great occasion, we were just one big, happy family, it was a time for celebration...Trump's inaugural crowd was nothing near what we had at the Obama event. He could only wish he had the crowd Obama had when he became our 44th president. What a loser Trump is. He will go down in history as the most unpopular president since Herbert Hoover....

  • @keesmuch
    @keesmuch 7 лет назад +1

    Mr Colbert you are a genius!

  • @sheila5707
    @sheila5707 7 лет назад +1

    I would totally buy a Suck it, the don't Care Bear shirt.

  • @ayobamimac
    @ayobamimac 7 лет назад +3

    Fellow Humans !!!!!!! We must tax The Sun!!!!!.

    • @karebear3658
      @karebear3658 7 лет назад +1

      Ayobami Macaulay can we add the moon too...😂😂😂

  • @alphabison7523
    @alphabison7523 7 лет назад +3

    I like how we forgot about the second travel ban

  • @serenadagostino5368
    @serenadagostino5368 7 лет назад +1

    Some countries have been taxing or forbidding rain water collecting.

  • @stealthwolf1
    @stealthwolf1 7 лет назад +1

    Holy crap that congressman is channeling Michael Scott!

  • @Dbzamended
    @Dbzamended 7 лет назад +3

    We have to be calling it Republicare. Don't let them scapegoat Donald when it goes to shit.

  • @pyrophobia133
    @pyrophobia133 7 лет назад +9

    republicans are going to choke on this...

    • @k3nny111
      @k3nny111 7 лет назад +1

      It's not a joke for the people losing their health insurance and subsequently, for many of them, their life. But I will power through the sadness and still enjoy the show of Republicans fucking up bigly after complaining for a decade.

    • @mendezj615
      @mendezj615 7 лет назад

      pyrophobia133 this dick

    • @egoalter1276
      @egoalter1276 7 лет назад

      Just instate a mandatory health tax deduced from income, and make hospitals government funded. Oh wait, that would be bad for business. Well better leave 50 million people on the edge of financial ruination...

  • @trixi1608
    @trixi1608 6 лет назад

    OMG, the 'don't care bear' was hilarious ;-)

  • @carloschambers6569
    @carloschambers6569 7 лет назад +2

    Hilary's looking better & better everyday.

  • @CaptainCardsworth
    @CaptainCardsworth 7 лет назад +3

    "The problem with Obamacare is that...the healthy people are paying for the sick people.""You just described how insurance works."

  • @mclarsen61
    @mclarsen61 7 лет назад +3

    he is absolutely brilliant !!! :)

  • @babygorilla4233
    @babygorilla4233 7 лет назад +1

    i mean who doesn't want to be there for them throwing their ball's away

  • @MissSpookySez
    @MissSpookySez 7 лет назад +1

    I love how he still puts the imaginary props away.