So glad I am Canadian. I would hate to live in America, especially right now. Make sure you don't get sick or injured, because you will be bankrupt or die. What a great country to live in......
Omg 20 million without health insurance. That's almost all of Australia's population of 24 million. That's a lot of people that will be without in America
Izzy Grace the funny thing is, that it's not only 20 million without healthcare, it's 20 million less than Obamacare without healthcare. So that means there are even more. Did I say funny? I meant depressing.
joseph melton are you serious? "They better get to work"? I really hope you're kidding... ^^ Not only unemployed people benefit from healthcare. Healthcare is for the times you are sick --> times you can't work. Many people who work can't afford healthcare and what's when you are so sick that you can't have a work? Really hope you were just joking... in this case sorry for taking it to serious.
I know Sum Guai is correct in that's probably what he meant.... But part of me what's to ensure that Spicer knows the new bill is from Congress who are, and this might be a shock, part of the government???
I got told I was a "Lottery Winner" because a lottery draw ticket that I got as a tip gave me a free ticket.... That free ticket was not a winner, so I effectively got tipped zero dollars because I don't buy lottery tickets and would not have ever used the $2 to purchase a ticket on my own time. This happened nearly 15 years ago and I'm still upset at that guy for giving me something that I had to pay to redeem (gas and time out of my day... twice!)
Edward Morley insulin for 3000 dollars a month? omg that's just robbery that's around 210000 indian rs a month on insulin our government provides us healthcare for free and insulin is just about 5000 rs a month which when converted is around 80 dollars
OFFICIAL MODERATOR my insulin is $750 per dosage syringe and I need 3 to last a month. So many people, normal people, not poor or hard up, just normal working people with preexisting conditions are going to die. :( The GOP is literally The Legion of Doom.
I live in South Africa and watching this makes me check to see if this is not about our corrupt Government....but alas and to my disbelief....This is happening in the USA!!! The one country we all looked up to?? How did this happen?
A lot of people suddenly got a lot poorer when the industrial sector started failing. Then 2008 hit and even more people got even poorer, even more suddenly. While all this is going on, the political right is sabotaging all attempts to improve matters for the people hurt by all this while loudly yelling about how everything that goes wrong is the fault of their opponents, immigrants, and insufficiently severe conservativism. Somewhere in there, 9/11 happens and everything starts to get more paranoid and militaristic. Following all of these events, the people who just got their careers pulled out from under them and watched their country take a dive into a catastrophic conflict spend the better part of a decade being bombarded with propaganda about how bad everything is while the elite of the political left are portrayed as monsters who insult them and ignore their problems. Then a narcissist says everything they want to hear very loudly while opposed by a walking avatar of the political norm and corporate power. (Written very late at night, I hope it's not too incoherent)
Reinhardt Wittstock I'm from Malaysia, where we have a bunch of sleazeballs as well, and even I'm shocked at the blatant incompetence and corruption of the current US administration.
How? One of our two major parties was highjacked by idealists that are unwilling to compromise and uninterested in governing. The "conservative" base continues to push them in that direction, all the while disproving of Congress' performance. It's a movement no longer based on conservative principles, but emotional reaction generated by their media consumption. Proud Americans talk tough, but are afraid of their own shadows. Combine that with a surge in protectionism and nationalism worldwide...
Reinhardt Wittstock Well, the South and the Midwest vote Republican and delegates choose our candidates which is just about the most undemocratic thing ever so we were stuck with two terrible candidates and are now screwed.
Furry Stalker, Yep I read it from cover to cover. Section 10 article IV says the rich are getting a tax cut, corporate insurance execs are getting a tax break, and the sick, the poor, and the old are getting hosed.
DoxRap My hat off to you. I remember reading part of the bill-or-whatever of the ObamaCare before it went out. I made my way through, but legalese drains me mentally.
When you're a foreigner and don't know what bad healthcare is. Health shouldn't be a privilege but a right. Maybe your taxes are being used somewhere more important I guess...
Erik Marcinik The problem with "tax and spend" is that it's got such a negative connotation. You have to tax, but that which is spent must be spent on things which benefit the people. NASA does that by ensuring our orbiting information infrastructure. The military provides our defense. Obamacare ensures a healthy population. The problem? We can't be sure our tax dollars are being spent wisely. We need to streamline what we have but keep it functional.
I'm an American who moved to France 20 some years ago because my husband is French. Before my move to France, I was an ICU nurse, and later a Teacher in nursing in 2 different states. I THOUGHT I had good health care at the hospital I worked in (University of Michigan), and later (Hahnemann Universty in PA). But when moving to France, I found out what REAL health care was! My husband's company was appalled at the cost of our daughter's birth ($8000 for an uncomplicated birth back in 1979). My daughter who had complications in the US with the birth of her first born in 2008. It cost her $130,000! Even though I told the doctors there was a problem and they didn't listen! Obama wanted to have a system like in many European countries. However, the Tea-Baggers took over Congress and blocked him! NOW, they are going to take away MORE from those in need. Glad I live in Europe! Have gotten a lot of nasty comments. I pay more taxes here then in the US, while still paying US taxes! The health care system here makes sure that when a doctor prescribes a drug, they get a generic or pay the difference. There are other insurance choices (companies pay for them or you buy your subsidies) to extra coverage for things the main health care doesn't provide. Doctor visits here are determined by who you chose as a doctor. They can run from 30 euros a visit to 110 euros. Theose who can't pay more go to the 30 euro doctors. While others pay for the higher priced doctors (mostly doctors with higher degrees). However, no ONE misses out on care. My general doctor is a 30 euro doctor; but, she sends me to others for needed care. If you can't pay, the government handles it. I had to spend 3 days in the hospital to determine if I had a cardiac arrest. Turned out to be gastric. BUT, I only paid 100 euros! The Republican bill, which gives tax breaks to the rich, will ensure that people who NEED care won't get it! You need taxes to pay for GOOD health care!
Maureen Molleron Free health care has to be payed someway like increaseing taxes. MUSLIMS probably live in your background. France is pushover country well all of Europe is. your free healthcare is shitty and you don't get what you need immediately.
Kinda of a late...really late response. I live in Utah, and I used to go to church with one of his uncles. I've since moved elsewhere and go to another congregation. Anyway, he was proud to have a family member as a politician in such a high position, but embarrassed to have him do and say what he did.
If shorter bills are better, then maybe we just do nationalized care, and done? It seems to be working for pretty much every other industrialized nation.
Hey, guess what, Randomfully? We're footing the bill anyway. All those people not covered by healthcare wait until their problem is serious and then go to the emergency room. Who pays for that? Everyone else, in the form of higher costs for care and materials. What, did you think hospitals just ate those costs?
I went and looked up the joke. It was posted 9 hours ago, which is way after I made this comment, which means it would have been an episode that aired, for me, 2 hours after I made this comment. So... it's a coincidence based on the fact that it's a really obvious observation.
It actually kind of pisses me off that Trump supporters just refuse to admit they fucked up and apologize. These people should be humiliated but instead they double down on everything. Amazing.
There are fewer and fewer trump supporters arguing for him. All the trump supporters I know in my daily life already regret their vote. It's only been 10 weeks, imagine how many will be left after a year...
But do we really think it'll be a year? I mean, I don't even think Trump will be impeached. I think someone is going to realize he is senile and they'll place him in a home and Mike Pence will quietly take over. It'll be after the 9th time of random 6:35 am Tweets that make no sense to anyone ever, but could pose a threat to American security.
yup I remember when obama first became president then all his supporters began dying out but wasn't a hot target like trump it's like he wants everyone to be divided
I am hoping to run into a Trump supporter. The last one I talked to went apeshit and since he was packing a gun, I walked away and moved away two days later. I guess I should have expected that since he also has a confederate flag for the front license of his jeep.
@6:12 "...and then we were told we had to read them..." Spicer sounds like he didn't know running a country would involve so much reading. I'd be surprised if anyone in the White House has better than a 7th grade reading level.
Nathan Ritscherle True that. lol Although, I do think that it's important to manage the size of the government, which is the point Spicer was really trying to make. It's a very Republican and Rockefeller Democratic way of thinking. Unfortunately for the Trump administration, they are all clowns so no one can take them seriously even when they try to make a good point.
When he said this is "government and this is not" he pointed to the democratic stack of papers when he said "this is government" and to the republican stack of papers when he said "this is not" 😂
David Wozniak Sad thing is, that wasn't a mistake. 'Conservatives' these days depise the government and are hard at work trying to dismantle it from within.
We throw money and breaks at the rich and make ways for them to skirt around while dumping on the poor and yelling at them to sacrifice more, work harder, and stfu. Are there some people who are poor and on the downside cause theyre lazy? Yes. But the majority of people who need help are people who do everything theyre told and its just not working. You cant tell a person already working two or three jobs to work harder or sacrifice more. Man we really have stuff backwards.
Yes. I agree. I read a comment about a year ago along the similar train of thought. It was from a conservative that said something like, 'you can't force someone to give when they are not prepared to give'. I think he was referring to having a more democratic socialist federal government system, where American chip into together to help take care of each other, like through Universal Healthcare, College and University Tuition, and more humanitarian programs. I appreciated his candor and honesty. He did not agree to doing this. I can see what he means. It is not healthy to "force" anything on anyone. It's far better to encourage and empowers others to become courageous enough and humble enough in their own humanity to willingly chip in and help others out, unconditionally, without asking "what is in it for me?"
You were decieved then, and you're being decieved now. The media took the picture when the gates were opening , CNN has a megapixel shot of all the people there. Some of you, aren't free thinkers. Real sad.
Enceladus Too bad no one working for Trump took a picture to show the real audience. Yep. Shoulda done that. Yessiree, would have shown it was the biggest crowd in history. Just forgot to send their own photographers. Sad. No record. But trust us, it was huge.
Enceladus: First of all. The Media didn't take those pictures. The pictures are taken by a Professional Photographer working for the National Park Service, and he's taken the photographs for the past two or three inaugurations. The Park Service then usually releases one photo, this time a freedom of info request was put in requesting all photos to be released. There are also time requirements about when the photographs are taken, I think the images are taken as the president-elect is being sworn in. There was an interesting program on TV explaining it, just as Trump questioned the turn out.
It doesn't matter what your affiliation may be. Trump is the cream of the crop when it comes to what's wrong with humanity. He literally proves it on an almost daily basis.
Go watch Philip Defranco. He's a very well balanced neutral source of calling out bullshit. I could spend my time digging up examples but he describes them very well.
Ignorance is a powerful and dangerous thing. People don't fact-check anything these days and believe all the lies spread around on social media, or follow someone to the point of being zealots. People seem to care less about the truth these days and more about what they want to hear, which is how Trump manipulated millions upon millions of gullible Americans to support him. It's painful to watch.
Donald Trump is gonna feel so much relief when he hears that a smaller pile of paper is actually better. He'll look at his, tiny, tiny hands.. and smile softly to himself as he tweets out that 'Small is the new yuge'.
I know, right? My big sister is a single mom and she voted for a party that wanted to cut taxes. The party won and cut her child support to fund the tax relief (for the rich). But she saved 10 dollars in taxes and thats what matters! * rolls eyes *
Because some people like to do things for themselves. It's really simple actually. Don't you think poor people have brains as well and that the government is not the best way to achieve some goals? Or do you really think government should be involved in everything to do with your life?
Because they're uneducated and can't comprehend that the government is actually made up of people - not some secret society of demons waiting to take over their already miserable lives.
He was implying that a vote for a republican by a poor person is stupid because the government is the only way that a poor person can do better. I don't agree, and apparently many poor people don't agree as well. Your issues may not be the same as someone who is poor.
Okay... that clip where Trump sort of *called the boy over, pulled him to him and awkwardly patted him* looked WAY too much like that scene with Voldemort and Draco Malfoy... "Well done, Draco..."
66 Pages? 66. Order 66. Execute Order 66. Darth Sidious. Darth. Sith Lord. Donald Trump is a Sith Lord. Darth Orange. Darth Orange is Darth Bannons apprentice.
@M. Talk naaa ....fact is regardless of political group ...trump isnt evil ..he was a registered Democrat for 40 years ...and even with 50 million dollars spent ...people cant prove any of the supposive atrocities hes done ...its getting a bit ridiculous ...I wouldn't consider my self a right winger but trump deff dosnt deserve all the shit he gets
@M. Talk not true at all ....bill Clinton was impeached ...so was Nixon ....there have been wealthier people then trump who got cuaght in crimes ..its not about bias ...its about being honesty and admitting that trump isnt this evil person everyone keeps saying he is
Are you kidding me: a tax break specifically for insurance company executives earning over $500,000 per year? No sales tax on tanning salons? Is this meant to be an insult, this legislation? Let alone the irony of a Trump-hand sized package for the general public to grasp the meaning of? Oivey League orvott.
DIA Zahir We still pay about $70 a month for free health care (less if you make less) Sure, I can walk into the hospital anytime I want and receive medical care for any injuries or surgerys... but I still pay $70 a month even if I don't use it. But I agree it's a better system than the States
Colbert is my favorite filter through which I view this strange new world of toddler level politics. I love you Stephen. Please don't leave me, not now.
What is wrong with the idea that people's life outcomes are dependent on the social factors throughout their upbringing and life in general? Higher taxes on the rich could offer health care to all, and won't discriminate against those who haven't had the same opportunities in life
There are a lot of brainwashed souls here in our country that don't even believe that. A lot have been brainwashed by right wing media to believe that the rich "earned" their money. Hell, my uncle thinks that too. In reality, the system here is rigged for the ones that already have the money to have all the breaks in life and for the system to work in their favor.
Yep, it's true. Lobbying, political donations, corporate tax breaks/loopholes/kickbacks, government subsidies, corporate welfare, tax evasion, government grants/schemes to corporations, going bankrupt on huge loans, government contracts etc
Luc Lamont-Caputo see, you possess compassion and regard. These late boomers, xers, and early millennial that are pulling the strings now, have never struggled. This generation sees FDR and his ideas as totalitarian. Total disregard for anyone not of their ilk. Fact is, there is always going to be present, folks that simply aren't afforded opportunity, enlightenment, and the means to acquire certain things . It's easier now more than ever to trivialize them and sweep them under the rug. They're despicable .
Being selfish and protecting your power and privilege is at least an understandable trait, we all do it to an extent, but the extreme greed that constantly comes from people who bleat on about how they're Christians? I'm not a fan of religion in general, but there's one thing that the Bible makes pretty clear: if you're a rich, selfish asshole, you're fucked if you think you're getting to Jesusland. You don't think people should have healthcare? Fine, do that, but don't pretend it's moral: it's warped, capitalist shitbaggery at its purest.
So basically, if you're an American, you better not get sick! I'm so glad that's one thing I don't have to worry about in Canada. With the type of job I have here, I'd probably would have a great insurance coverage in the USA....but still, what if I got fired...what if the company shuts down....what about my relatives that don't have insurance. The USA spent trillions in wars AND now wants to spend billions building a wall...and yet, it's the only western country that doesn't have universal healthcare.
Danny B you must be poor than because obamacare (government takecareofyoucare) fucks over the hard working middle class. It only benefits lazy fucks like you
+joseph melton Hey buddy? You doin okay? I heard you had a hard time at school. Heard that you didn't pay attention in economics or politics. Heard that your IQ scores came back and they were... really low. It'll be okay. Just let the adults talk about big-boy things, okay?
+joseph melton Amazing how Americans hate their fellow Americans. Literally every other modern nation on earth has universal health care payed by people and people are OK to pay their fair share of tax so everyone can use healthcare.
Kavian The richest parts of the nation are essentially offering to help the poorest parts and they decline. Republicans are such idiots, they won't be happy until the Democrat states that carry the country all secede and join Canada or something.
We're not all gonna die. The working poor will. And they will end up in the ER when it's too late and unfortunately those costs will be paid by federal grants that our taxes pay for. So in the end it's a lose lose situation. And premium costs aren't any less than before.
"Haaaaayyyyyaaaaa! Hey heyyy Whooya Haiiiyaaa Haiiiiyyaaaaa, who's your favorite clown!" I watched this part multiple times! That's so funny! Steven's energy in this video is crazy! lmbo! :D
Most of them, according to approval ratings... of course, Trump supporters don't believe in things that they don't understand, like polls. Ignorance is bliss; cognitive dissonance is a gift.
The only people that go by the denomination of "American" are people from the USA. People in Canada or Mexico can say North American but not simply American. That is why other counties within the Americas refer to themselves by different denominations, ex, Canadian, Brazilian, etc.
North: Canada has free health insurance for its citizens. South: Mexico has free health insurance for its citizens. U.S.A.: ...hum... in full circus mode.
You gotta love this administration's "If it's more than 3 pages it's too complex" way of thinking. These are the guys that read the summary of the cliff notes of books in high school to write a report on it thinking they nailed it. I'm guessing these guys look at the back of a shampoo bottles and think the instructions are too confusing and should be trimmed down.
We need to get rid of insurance companies altogether. There is just no reason to have a "middle man" between the patient and the provider - serving no real purpose and sucking money away...
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Lonis pettersen well first of all not everyone voted for Trump, certainly not me, so Trump is not my president!!! I am deeply concerned about my adult daughter with disabilities who lives with me who will never be able to care for herself . she will be one of the 20 million without health care, as well as myself, because I am her caregiver. This scares me!!
+Pepe Trump If you're calling Obamacare nationalized healthcare, then Trump's 'Obamacare lite' is also. And yes, many Trump supporters asked for it when they demanded that many of the benefits Obamacare provided them -- such as their preexisting conditions and adult children up to the age of 25 being covered and subsidized by taxpayers -- continue in Trump's 'Obamacare lite'.
Christian gives $500 billion to insurance companies morin! Cuts premiums for the rich. are u that fuckin' stupid or just can't read?? U neglect to mention the teabaggrz are the majority recipients. 460,000 in KY alone. Ever hear about putting down the shovel, you are digging your grave?? LMAO@U
My concern is if the CIA is spying on everyone, how in the world did they not catch one terrorist before they commit the act. If they see and hear everything civilians say shouldn't they at least stop one terrorist act beforw it happens.
AMERICA IS ASKING THE SAME QUESTION RIGHT NOW... For the record, everybody: WE VOTED FOR HILLARY CLINTON. Seriously, just please think about how 60% of America feels right now: 60% of us voted for the first female president. She WON the vote... but then we get stuck with this literal CLOWN because of a technicality... Every single person I know is scared to death, and it looks like things are only getting worse... This is not what any of us wanted, okay? It's really terrifying :'(
So glad I am Canadian. I would hate to live in America, especially right now. Make sure you don't get sick or injured, because you will be bankrupt or die. What a great country to live in......
Yeah. As an American, I admire some things about Canada and if Trump wins 2024, I’m coming up there to live
Do you like Canada right now?
My favorite part was when Steve Bannon came out on stage and danced with Stephen.
pschroeter1 That wasn't Steve Bannon, it was an actor. The distinction is easy-Steve ain't got those sweet dance moves.
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I thought it was steve at first too, then i realized it was death. Wait that's the same person
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That was Mike Pence!
Omg 20 million without health insurance. That's almost all of Australia's population of 24 million. That's a lot of people that will be without in America
oh shit. nice comparison. That's horrifying.
Izzy Grace the funny thing is, that it's not only 20 million without healthcare, it's 20 million less than Obamacare without healthcare. So that means there are even more.
Did I say funny? I meant depressing.
Izzy Grace they better get to work then.
joseph melton are you serious? "They better get to work"? I really hope you're kidding... ^^
Not only unemployed people benefit from healthcare. Healthcare is for the times you are sick --> times you can't work.
Many people who work can't afford healthcare and what's when you are so sick that you can't have a work?
Really hope you were just joking... in this case sorry for taking it to serious.
I lost it when the Grim Reaper came out dancing
No you lost on Nov 8 haha!
Mr nice guy barton So did the rest of America.
Ice Fire+ Got that from SNL?
Avatar Korra Stephen Colbert never fails to get a laugh out of me 😂 😂😂😂😭😭😭
@@johnmbarton7 who's laughing now!😂😂
I just want to hug this guy for keeping me interested in politics.
910pro 4
910pro you need to check out Ben Shapiro Tucker Carlson tomi lahren
Pokemike Tomi lahren is an idiot
agree!!
"We" work hard and sacrifice more than people know, thanks :-)
Is that Spicer clip real or is it from Saturday Night Live? I cant tell.
+rake483 is real
rake483 Reality right now is one big skit
Except it's scarier, because it's actually fuckin real.
rake483 lol
"This is government and this is clearly not"
... What. The. Fuck?
in other context "this one is federally regulated, this one is privatized for profit"
in all fairness the shorter one could just be using the legally binding "...and stuff" to close most of its arguments for the sake of simplicity :P
I almost fell out of my chair when this moment happened.
SDREHXC. It's a prank
I know Sum Guai is correct in that's probably what he meant....
But part of me what's to ensure that Spicer knows the new bill is from Congress who are, and this might be a shock, part of the government???
willing to bet that "lottery winners" are anyone who's won $2 on a scratch off.
Mike Miller lmao true
Mike Miller that's a very good point. I'd love to know where the cut off point is and you're probably right. $2 would be it.
Mike Miller , good Mike
I got told I was a "Lottery Winner" because a lottery draw ticket that I got as a tip gave me a free ticket.... That free ticket was not a winner, so I effectively got tipped zero dollars because I don't buy lottery tickets and would not have ever used the $2 to purchase a ticket on my own time.
This happened nearly 15 years ago and I'm still upset at that guy for giving me something that I had to pay to redeem (gas and time out of my day... twice!)
2:20 I like that they got Steve Bannon for this episode
mister kickasso scrolled WAY too low for this.
mister kickasso I thought the same thing. I was hoping he'd call him Bannon
mister kickasso that makes the joke way less funny
laughingatyrfuneral r
mister kickasso Yesss!
insulin for 1 month is around 2-$3000 a month. 500 every few years for a phone is nothing.
Edward Morley wow.. in my country insulin was given free to people used it
Edward Morley as a diabetic I'm totally fucked.
Edward Morley insulin for 3000 dollars a month? omg that's just robbery
that's around 210000 indian rs a month on insulin
our government provides us healthcare for free and insulin is just about 5000 rs a month
which when converted is around 80 dollars
Wow. I just got a diabetic type 1 diagnosis in November ... I have to pay 20 dollars per 3 months tops for everything.
OFFICIAL MODERATOR my insulin is $750 per dosage syringe and I need 3 to last a month. So many people, normal people, not poor or hard up, just normal working people with preexisting conditions are going to die. :(
The GOP is literally The Legion of Doom.
I live in South Africa and watching this makes me check to see if this is not about our corrupt Government....but alas and to my disbelief....This is happening in the USA!!! The one country we all looked up to?? How did this happen?
Reinhardt Wittstock Republicans
A lot of people suddenly got a lot poorer when the industrial sector started failing. Then 2008 hit and even more people got even poorer, even more suddenly. While all this is going on, the political right is sabotaging all attempts to improve matters for the people hurt by all this while loudly yelling about how everything that goes wrong is the fault of their opponents, immigrants, and insufficiently severe conservativism. Somewhere in there, 9/11 happens and everything starts to get more paranoid and militaristic. Following all of these events, the people who just got their careers pulled out from under them and watched their country take a dive into a catastrophic conflict spend the better part of a decade being bombarded with propaganda about how bad everything is while the elite of the political left are portrayed as monsters who insult them and ignore their problems. Then a narcissist says everything they want to hear very loudly while opposed by a walking avatar of the political norm and corporate power.
(Written very late at night, I hope it's not too incoherent)
Reinhardt Wittstock I'm from Malaysia, where we have a bunch of sleazeballs as well, and even I'm shocked at the blatant incompetence and corruption of the current US administration.
How? One of our two major parties was highjacked by idealists that are unwilling to compromise and uninterested in governing. The "conservative" base continues to push them in that direction, all the while disproving of Congress' performance. It's a movement no longer based on conservative principles, but emotional reaction generated by their media consumption. Proud Americans talk tough, but are afraid of their own shadows.
Combine that with a surge in protectionism and nationalism worldwide...
Reinhardt Wittstock Well, the South and the Midwest vote Republican and delegates choose our candidates which is just about the most undemocratic thing ever so we were stuck with two terrible candidates and are now screwed.
The Grim Reaper better rest up. With this new health plan, he's about to be busy!
Furry Stalker, Yep I read it from cover to cover. Section 10 article IV says the rich are getting a tax cut, corporate insurance execs are getting a tax break, and the sick, the poor, and the old are getting hosed.
DoxRap My hat off to you. I remember reading part of the bill-or-whatever of the ObamaCare before it went out. I made my way through, but legalese drains me mentally.
Traskelion, thanks bro. You're right though, legalese is no joke.
Great post with dark humor. Lol!!!!!!!!
I think with this healthcare plan the Grim Reaper is gonna die from over work
This clip, was a masterpiece.
Wolf Alexander Yeah. The Dance Scene was too much for me 😂😂
When you're a foreigner and don't know what bad healthcare is. Health shouldn't be a privilege but a right. Maybe your taxes are being used somewhere more important I guess...
Jeffrey Chen yeah our money is going to the pentagon "to help support our troops".
Actually our money is being used for Trump to play more golf
Jeffrey Chen we were already doomed to begin with
Erik Marcinik The problem with "tax and spend" is that it's got such a negative connotation. You have to tax, but that which is spent must be spent on things which benefit the people. NASA does that by ensuring our orbiting information infrastructure. The military provides our defense. Obamacare ensures a healthy population. The problem? We can't be sure our tax dollars are being spent wisely. We need to streamline what we have but keep it functional.
I'm an American who moved to France 20 some years ago because my husband is French. Before my move to France, I was an ICU nurse, and later a Teacher in nursing in 2 different states. I THOUGHT I had good health care at the hospital I worked in (University of Michigan), and later (Hahnemann Universty in PA). But when moving to France, I found out what REAL health care was!
My husband's company was appalled at the cost of our daughter's birth ($8000 for an uncomplicated birth back in 1979).
My daughter who had complications in the US with the birth of her first born in 2008. It cost her $130,000! Even though I told the doctors there was a problem and they didn't listen!
Obama wanted to have a system like in many European countries. However, the Tea-Baggers took over Congress and blocked him! NOW, they are going to take away MORE from those in need.
Glad I live in Europe!
Have gotten a lot of nasty comments. I pay more taxes here then in the US, while still paying US taxes! The health care system here makes sure that when a doctor prescribes a drug, they get a generic or pay the difference. There are other insurance choices (companies pay for them or you buy your subsidies) to extra coverage for things the main health care doesn't provide.
Doctor visits here are determined by who you chose as a doctor. They can run from 30 euros a visit to 110 euros. Theose who can't pay more go to the 30 euro doctors. While others pay for the higher priced doctors (mostly doctors with higher degrees). However, no ONE misses out on care. My general doctor is a 30 euro doctor; but, she sends me to others for needed care. If you can't pay, the government handles it.
I had to spend 3 days in the hospital to determine if I had a cardiac arrest. Turned out to be gastric. BUT, I only paid 100 euros!
The Republican bill, which gives tax breaks to the rich, will ensure that people who NEED care won't get it! You need taxes to pay for GOOD health care!
i wish there were more factual comments like this.
Maureen Molleron why was your daughter having a child while not having insurance
Maureen Molleron Free health care has to be payed someway like increaseing taxes. MUSLIMS probably live in your background. France is pushover country well all of Europe is. your free healthcare is shitty and you don't get what you need immediately.
+Jason McCan Wow, it's scary to imagine to have as limited an intellect as you. VERY scary.
Good for you Maureen. I am happy for you and your family. Sincerely.
"Who's your favorite clown?" DONNY!!!!!!
Donald J Washington, Lincoln Trump. The Puppet of the universe.
*HIYA!*
I'll take IT over him.
I never saw a country where people fought against themselves more skillfully than in the U.S.. Good job America.
Jason, "Let Them Eat Cake" Chaffetz doesn't realize that a lot of people,
CAN'T AFFORD iPHONES AT ALL!
Kinda of a late...really late response. I live in Utah, and I used to go to church with one of his uncles. I've since moved elsewhere and go to another congregation. Anyway, he was proud to have a family member as a politician in such a high position, but embarrassed to have him do and say what he did.
If shorter bills are better, then maybe we just do nationalized care, and done? It seems to be working for pretty much every other industrialized nation.
TfiveR I can ever imagine us to a nationalized Healthcare in the US. personally I would love it if he had that instead
Sorry, I am not from the US so I am probably missing something really obvious, but what is nationalized care? Is it like universal healthcare?
eizhowa all it is is you take money for healthcare from every citizens taxes and then healthcare is free for everyone. Pretty simple...
Hey, guess what, Randomfully? We're footing the bill anyway. All those people not covered by healthcare wait until their problem is serious and then go to the emergency room. Who pays for that? Everyone else, in the form of higher costs for care and materials. What, did you think hospitals just ate those costs?
TfiveR that sounds like a catastrophe how many millions of people not working will we have to pay for
Sean Spicer is basically a parody of his own parody at this point.
Melissa just needs her own show
heard this joke from the Daily Show
I went and looked up the joke. It was posted 9 hours ago, which is way after I made this comment, which means it would have been an episode that aired, for me, 2 hours after I made this comment. So... it's a coincidence based on the fact that it's a really obvious observation.
queenie16 I only see her whenever he is taking
Yes, him and his "props"
I saw the reaper and assumed he was talking about Bannon
lostinthelookingglas lol so did I. I'm thinking Steve bannon big supporter of GOP health care
9:30. "That move right there - he learned that move from the dressing rooms at the Miss USA pageant." Hysterical!
It actually kind of pisses me off that Trump supporters just refuse to admit they fucked up and apologize. These people should be humiliated but instead they double down on everything. Amazing.
politics is nothing but chopping your nose to spite the other side's face anymore
There are fewer and fewer trump supporters arguing for him. All the trump supporters I know in my daily life already regret their vote. It's only been 10 weeks, imagine how many will be left after a year...
But do we really think it'll be a year?
I mean, I don't even think Trump will be impeached. I think someone is going to realize he is senile and they'll place him in a home and Mike Pence will quietly take over.
It'll be after the 9th time of random 6:35 am Tweets that make no sense to anyone ever, but could pose a threat to American security.
Dani Calle I personally think that the vote was more like "do you want the worlds worst human or stupidest human?"
yup I remember when obama first became president then all his supporters began dying out but wasn't a hot target like trump it's like he wants everyone to be divided
"do you want the worlds worst human or stupidest human" They got both
I am hoping to run into a Trump supporter. The last one I talked to went apeshit and since he was packing a gun, I walked away and moved away two days later. I guess I should have expected that since he also has a confederate flag for the front license of his jeep.
@6:12 "...and then we were told we had to read them..."
Spicer sounds like he didn't know running a country would involve so much reading.
I'd be surprised if anyone in the White House has better than a 7th grade reading level.
Trump administration: "This is not government"
Nathan Ritscherle True that. lol Although, I do think that it's important to manage the size of the government, which is the point Spicer was really trying to make. It's a very Republican and Rockefeller Democratic way of thinking. Unfortunately for the Trump administration, they are all clowns so no one can take them seriously even when they try to make a good point.
When he said this is "government and this is not" he pointed to the democratic stack of papers when he said "this is government" and to the republican stack of papers when he said "this is not" 😂
David Wozniak Sad thing is, that wasn't a mistake. 'Conservatives' these days depise the government and are hard at work trying to dismantle it from within.
We throw money and breaks at the rich and make ways for them to skirt around while dumping on the poor and yelling at them to sacrifice more, work harder, and stfu. Are there some people who are poor and on the downside cause theyre lazy? Yes. But the majority of people who need help are people who do everything theyre told and its just not working. You cant tell a person already working two or three jobs to work harder or sacrifice more. Man we really have stuff backwards.
Yes. I agree. I read a comment about a year ago along the similar train of thought. It was from a conservative that said something like, 'you can't force someone to give when they are not prepared to give'. I think he was referring to having a more democratic socialist federal government system, where American chip into together to help take care of each other, like through Universal Healthcare, College and University Tuition, and more humanitarian programs. I appreciated his candor and honesty. He did not agree to doing this. I can see what he means. It is not healthy to "force" anything on anyone. It's far better to encourage and empowers others to become courageous enough and humble enough in their own humanity to willingly chip in and help others out, unconditionally, without asking "what is in it for me?"
20 million fewer... sounds like Donald trumps inauguration
best roast of the year
Literally read that as he said it lol
You were decieved then, and you're being decieved now. The media took the picture when the gates were opening , CNN has a megapixel shot of all the people there. Some of you, aren't free thinkers. Real sad.
Enceladus just like trump supporters believe everything coming out of trumps mouth
Enceladus Too bad no one working for Trump took a picture to show the real audience. Yep. Shoulda done that. Yessiree, would have shown it was the biggest crowd in history. Just forgot to send their own photographers. Sad. No record. But trust us, it was huge.
Enceladus: First of all. The Media didn't take those pictures. The pictures are taken by a Professional Photographer working for the National Park Service, and he's taken the photographs for the past two or three inaugurations. The Park Service then usually releases one photo, this time a freedom of info request was put in requesting all photos to be released. There are also time requirements about when the photographs are taken, I think the images are taken as the president-elect is being sworn in. There was an interesting program on TV explaining it, just as Trump questioned the turn out.
"This is government and this is clearly not." The only thing to come out of Spicer's mouth that isn't a lie.
Mary Barr can it really be considered lying when your boss is holding a gun to your back?
Yes, it's just called forced lying
It's not lying because sean pointed at obamacare when saying "This is government".
It doesn't matter what your affiliation may be. Trump is the cream of the crop when it comes to what's wrong with humanity. He literally proves it on an almost daily basis.
Naszvanu thats right. he has exposed the left for the power hungry totalitarians that they are. go trump!
Go watch Philip Defranco. He's a very well balanced neutral source of calling out bullshit. I could spend my time digging up examples but he describes them very well.
I can't believe people still support him and call his detractors "totalitarian." It's scary how mind-blowingly stupid so many Americans are.
Ignorance is a powerful and dangerous thing. People don't fact-check anything these days and believe all the lies spread around on social media, or follow someone to the point of being zealots. People seem to care less about the truth these days and more about what they want to hear, which is how Trump manipulated millions upon millions of gullible Americans to support him. It's painful to watch.
The world watches in terror. What happened to the all mighty United States?!? That country became a joke. It's pathetic and sad.
If I had a dollar for every stupid thing the Trump administration has done, I would be a billionaire
Mihir Wagh and imagine, that's only 2.5 months into his four years
If you had a dollar for every stupid thing they had done, you would be able to afford their health care replacement.
Day-um!!! Stephen was in top form for this monologue.
Donald Trump is gonna feel so much relief when he hears that a smaller pile of paper is actually better. He'll look at his, tiny, tiny hands.. and smile softly to himself as he tweets out that 'Small is the new yuge'.
Trump was right when he said,'I love the poorly educated'.
Colbert has been dropping the hammer on the nightly basis. Jon Stewart nods in approval.
Given how close they are, I wouldn't be surprised if he was always in Colbert's ear when they write these episodes.
Nods from under the desk
Has to be Colbert's best piece in a long while
Ayan Marwaha his best pieces was when he was on The Colbert Report. Maybe he had better writers or he tried LESS. I find him trying too hard here
+
Stephen is the most savage late night host I have ever witnessed.
Yeah isn’t he great!
*opens window*
*picks up TV*
*throws TV out of window*
*closes window*
So as I was saying...
I don't care. I don't have anything to hide. BRING IT ON GOV'T!
2:12 I cant believe you got Steve Bannon to dance on your show Stephen
66 page document...
...IS THIS ORDER 66?!
the senate will decide your fate
+CaptainGrumpy HE is the senate.
_not. yet._
It's treason then... AAAAUUUGGGHHH!!
Gurpreet Singh MAtharoo Steve Bannon, execute order 66
Donald Trump, it will be done my lord
when i see a poor/lower income voting for Republican, i scratch my head while saying "why?"
I know, right? My big sister is a single mom and she voted for a party that wanted to cut taxes. The party won and cut her child support to fund the tax relief (for the rich). But she saved 10 dollars in taxes and thats what matters! * rolls eyes *
Because some people like to do things for themselves. It's really simple actually. Don't you think poor people have brains as well and that the government is not the best way to achieve some goals? Or do you really think government should be involved in everything to do with your life?
Andres Flores It should certainly be involved much more than it is. Lack of government involvement caused the Great Depression.
Because they're uneducated and can't comprehend that the government is actually made up of people - not some secret society of demons waiting to take over their already miserable lives.
He was implying that a vote for a republican by a poor person is stupid because the government is the only way that a poor person can do better. I don't agree, and apparently many poor people don't agree as well. Your issues may not be the same as someone who is poor.
Straight savage tonight lmfao
James Patterson nope, looks like GOP gerrymandering wins over the public,
James Patterson So according to you, more than half of the people who voted don't exist? That's a pretty big chunk of "nobody."
Only people happy about TrumpCare are super rich insurance company executives. I don't call that "draining the swamp", do you?
Okay... that clip where Trump sort of *called the boy over, pulled him to him and awkwardly patted him* looked WAY too much like that scene with Voldemort and Draco Malfoy...
"Well done, Draco..."
Autumn Phillips lol
Autumn Phillips. Of course you couldn't possibly say something good about the President.
I feel sorry for the poor kid. What if he wanted Hillary to win...
I just realized Baron Trump and Draco Malfoy are the same person.
Autumn Phillips XD
66 Pages?
66.
Order 66.
Execute Order 66.
Darth Sidious.
Darth.
Sith Lord.
Donald Trump is a Sith Lord.
Darth Orange.
Darth Orange is Darth Bannons apprentice.
Danko von Bismarck do it
Danko von Bismarck *Let the orange soda flow through you.*
Danko von Bismarck
"By order of the Congress of the United States of America, you are under arrest."
Trump: "I am the Congress!"
Hitler died in 1945,Donald trump born in 1945
coincidence? no
mystery? maybe
hotel? trivago
Actualy trump was born 1946 ....
@M. Talk naaa ....fact is regardless of political group ...trump isnt evil ..he was a registered Democrat for 40 years ...and even with 50 million dollars spent ...people cant prove any of the supposive atrocities hes done ...its getting a bit ridiculous ...I wouldn't consider my self a right winger but trump deff dosnt deserve all the shit he gets
@M. Talk not true at all ....bill Clinton was impeached ...so was Nixon ....there have been wealthier people then trump who got cuaght in crimes
..its not about bias ...its about being honesty and admitting that trump isnt this evil person everyone keeps saying he is
@@michaeldariopellittieri3050 So if Trump is impeached you will admit that he is the criminal that many people say he is?
@M. Talk The soul returned for a visit and left, deciding it was better to stay lost than to stay with his rotting orange peel tanned corpse.
"Who's your favorite clown?" Lol
You.
Are you kidding me: a tax break specifically for insurance company executives earning over $500,000 per year? No sales tax on tanning salons? Is this meant to be an insult, this legislation? Let alone the irony of a Trump-hand sized package for the general public to grasp the meaning of? Oivey League orvott.
Anyone can be a president has never sounded more true.
Or scarier.
Canada is lucky
DIA Zahir We still pay about $70 a month for free health care (less if you make less) Sure, I can walk into the hospital anytime I want and receive medical care for any injuries or surgerys... but I still pay $70 a month even if I don't use it. But I agree it's a better system than the States
Amanda Adsit The same way that you pay for house insurance even though you don't have a fire. By the way it*s a great more than 70/month.
Amanda Adsit I live in Ottawa, I rather pay 70 in taxes and have everything covered than pick and choose.
Yep you just gotta wait a few weaks to fix that broken arm
yeah we are really lucky.
Wow! How did they get Bannon to do a dance number cameo! That's what a month of top ratings gets ya, boy-o!
Colbert is my favorite filter through which I view this strange new world of toddler level politics. I love you Stephen. Please don't leave me, not now.
What is wrong with the idea that people's life outcomes are dependent on the social factors throughout their upbringing and life in general? Higher taxes on the rich could offer health care to all, and won't discriminate against those who haven't had the same opportunities in life
There are a lot of brainwashed souls here in our country that don't even believe that. A lot have been brainwashed by right wing media to believe that the rich "earned" their money. Hell, my uncle thinks that too. In reality, the system here is rigged for the ones that already have the money to have all the breaks in life and for the system to work in their favor.
Yep, it's true. Lobbying, political donations, corporate tax breaks/loopholes/kickbacks, government subsidies, corporate welfare, tax evasion, government grants/schemes to corporations, going bankrupt on huge loans, government contracts etc
Luc Lamont-Caputo see, you possess compassion and regard. These late boomers, xers, and early millennial that are pulling the strings now, have never struggled. This generation sees FDR and his ideas as totalitarian. Total disregard for anyone not of their ilk. Fact is, there is always going to be present, folks that simply aren't afforded opportunity, enlightenment, and the means to acquire certain things . It's easier now more than ever to trivialize them and sweep them under the rug. They're despicable .
Being selfish and protecting your power and privilege is at least an understandable trait, we all do it to an extent, but the extreme greed that constantly comes from people who bleat on about how they're Christians? I'm not a fan of religion in general, but there's one thing that the Bible makes pretty clear: if you're a rich, selfish asshole, you're fucked if you think you're getting to Jesusland. You don't think people should have healthcare? Fine, do that, but don't pretend it's moral: it's warped, capitalist shitbaggery at its purest.
And by despicable , let me clarify, I'm speaking of the powers that be, not the folks in want.
So basically, if you're an American, you better not get sick! I'm so glad that's one thing I don't have to worry about in Canada. With the type of job I have here, I'd probably would have a great insurance coverage in the USA....but still, what if I got fired...what if the company shuts down....what about my relatives that don't have insurance. The USA spent trillions in wars AND now wants to spend billions building a wall...and yet, it's the only western country that doesn't have universal healthcare.
Holy shoot, I thought SNL exaggerated how Sean Spicer speaks and acts.
Edit. Thanks to all help on grammar.
*was
+Godless Libertarian really thanks to correcting my grammar but I still do not find where 'was' should go….
I thought SNL exaggerated how he "was" speaking or acting.
+Philomena Weekes uh huh. So this is about how to use 'be'. And I bet this sentence is also done wrong.
Thanks to all. I'll fix.
Yup, he's an asshole, if anything they're watering it down a bit on SNL xD
*sigh*. You know. I'm gonna take a 3 year nap. Please wake me early if he gets impeached otherwise I just don't wanna know.
that's right, do nothing. When you wake up, you're gonna live in Nazi America.
lol. This guy.
I had a hard time laughing at this one. The idea of losing my healthcare is terrifying.
Join the crowd obama created.
Jesus Christ dude, did Obama kill your cat or something?
BLOND GHANDI Oh Yeah blame it on the black dude
who will survive the 4 year hunger games
I will survive.
Daniel not me, I already died at bowling green.
Chunkboi Haha, you're awesome.
he held nothing back at the end😂😂😂
I'm a Republican, but I love ObamaCare. Just fix it, don't repeal it!
Danny B you must be poor than because obamacare (government takecareofyoucare) fucks over the hard working middle class. It only benefits lazy fucks like you
+joseph melton
Hey buddy? You doin okay? I heard you had a hard time at school. Heard that you didn't pay attention in economics or politics. Heard that your IQ scores came back and they were... really low. It'll be okay. Just let the adults talk about big-boy things, okay?
+joseph melton Amazing how Americans hate their fellow Americans. Literally every other modern nation on earth has universal health care payed by people and people are OK to pay their fair share of tax so everyone can use healthcare.
Kavian The richest parts of the nation are essentially offering to help the poorest parts and they decline. Republicans are such idiots, they won't be happy until the Democrat states that carry the country all secede and join Canada or something.
well you screwed that up when you voted for DonCon who said he would repeal it; thanks a lot
Wait... is Sean Spicer being for real?! 6:34 this is ridiculous...
Yes. *FacePalm* Its such an embarrassing time to be American.
Archman.E Melissa McCarthy just upped her antic... Wait that's Spicer himself??
We're not all gonna die. The working poor will. And they will end up in the ER when it's too late and unfortunately those costs will be paid by federal grants that our taxes pay for. So in the end it's a lose lose situation. And premium costs aren't any less than before.
Im amazed they got Steve Bannon
He's like Beetlejuice.
Carter Aubrey it is not that hard to get him just turn off the lights and chant his name in a mirror at midnight
you're probably on Obamacare.
Why?
Keon Presley your jokes Are Weak, your probably Orange Cheetos Bigot Baby Republican Trumptard village IDIOT.
But does the new ambulance crew actually drive an ambulance or is it a hearse?
I can't believe they got Steve Bannon to make a guest appearance!
"Haaaaayyyyyaaaaa! Hey heyyy Whooya Haiiiyaaa Haiiiiyyaaaaa, who's your favorite clown!" I watched this part multiple times! That's so funny! Steven's energy in this video is crazy! lmbo! :D
Trump said: "execute insurance order 66"... and we all died :)
I actually pictured Nancy Pelosi cackling from a sky box and it made me laugh
Oh man that was brutal.
Colbert bringing out Death was amazing. 😂
Are Trump supporters still happy with their vote?
+Gary Dorgan Truth.
The Trump Regrets Twitter page(s) suggests not.
I am guessing quite a few will not live very long to regret it.
Most of them, according to approval ratings... of course, Trump supporters don't believe in things that they don't understand, like polls. Ignorance is bliss; cognitive dissonance is a gift.
their hate for brown and black people is worth dying for according to them
Weeping Angel?So...Don't Blink?
We have fucked up so much, not even the Doctor could fix us. Lets just upgrade to Cybermen and get it over with.
Funnyvid16 At this point I would definitely choose being upgraded to a Cyberman.
If there is a Silence in House I don't think Silence can stay his Stupid degree ,he will be turn in to ash in first day
I was just listening to the new 8th Doctor story with them just before watching this. Coincidence? Probably.
q851230 I wonder how many of the CIA operations have names taken from sci-fi series :)
So glad I'm not an american...
K Holmas Well as North and South America make you "American" soo if you're on the other side lf the world, nice
I know that, I was educated in Norway.
The only people that go by the denomination of "American" are people from the USA. People in Canada or Mexico can say North American but not simply American. That is why other counties within the Americas refer to themselves by different denominations, ex, Canadian, Brazilian, etc.
Jealous
lol someone from norway is definitely not jealous of americans...
North: Canada has free health insurance for its citizens.
South: Mexico has free health insurance for its citizens.
U.S.A.: ...hum... in full circus mode.
You gotta love this administration's "If it's more than 3 pages it's too complex" way of thinking. These are the guys that read the summary of the cliff notes of books in high school to write a report on it thinking they nailed it. I'm guessing these guys look at the back of a shampoo bottles and think the instructions are too confusing and should be trimmed down.
We need to get rid of insurance companies altogether. There is just no reason to have a "middle man" between the patient and the provider - serving no real purpose and sucking money away...
I agree with this 100%, lets start the petition man.
Shaheen Jadidi Just follow the money trail and it should be obvious that was the whole point in the first place.
Shaheen Jadidi frank Lucas
Shaheen Jadidi So the government directly provides your healthcare? Thats called socialism.
It used to be a punch line for a mugger, but now it's the doctors who poke a knife into you and demand, "Your money or you life!"
Stephen put so much energy into that one especially at the end I like it a lot
Distilled Republican Healthcare bill: Here's a gun, use your second amendment rights to the fullest.
Oh and here's a DumDum, don't spoil you diner!
Huh, someone high up in the CIA is a Doctor Who fan. - Weeping Angel.
13Xerro when nerds grow up
Zer0XoL to be fair, there are many CIA agents that are nerds. A former CIA officer is writing batman right now
It reduces the tax on tanning, but there's still a tampon tax?
I feel like a lot of men don't realize we can't hold it in. It's not like pee- we can't control it.
Who knew the CIA (Wikileaks) were such Doctor Who fans?
P2T2 CIA are nerds in general
Oh my word! Stephen's dance move at 2:10 was hilarious.
so im good on healthcare cause i prefer android?
Ooohhh Cant wait for melissa to rip him a new one. Go on girl!
Ahhh, what a time to be alive.
"Who's your favourite clown?" 😂😂😂
How to make cookies - you're welcome
Ingredients
3/4
cup granulated sugar
3/4
cup packed brown sugar
1
cup butter or margarine, softened
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teaspoon vanilla
1
egg
2 1/4
cups Gold Medal™ all-purpose flour
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teaspoon baking soda
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teaspoon salt
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Directions
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4 Bake 8 to 10 minutes or until light brown (centers will be soft). Cool slightly; remove from cookie sheet. Cool on wire rack.
iKentSpell can do a vegan option?
Movie GIrl no go eat grass and hay😂✌🏻
iKentSpell finally some relief from the chaos in the comments.
I thank you good sir.
WARNING!! DO NOT EAT THIS!!! i tried this and it gave me the worst explosive diarrhea of my life!
Tumor Boy 😂😂😂
I feel so bad for laughing- this is devastating to many ppl. How can you live with yourselves if you voted for this nut? Thank god for comedians-
Lonis pettersen laughter is best medicine
Donald J Trumptard and with this new healthcare they're trying to pass, that may be the only medicine we could afford.
Lonis pettersen well first of all not everyone voted for Trump, certainly not me, so Trump is not my president!!! I am deeply concerned about my adult daughter with disabilities who lives with me who will never be able to care for herself . she will be one of the 20 million without health care, as well as myself, because I am her caregiver. This scares me!!
I'm laughing my ass off at all those Trump supporters who screamed "Repeal Obamacare!!" and now are like "We need the Affordable Care Act :("
Pepe Trump Shadilay
Pepe Trump - I'm _pretty_ sure you don't speak for every American. Maybe you mean none of the people in your house wants it.
+Pepe Trump If you're calling Obamacare nationalized healthcare, then Trump's 'Obamacare lite' is also. And yes, many Trump supporters asked for it when they demanded that many of the benefits Obamacare provided them -- such as their preexisting conditions and adult children up to the age of 25 being covered and subsidized by taxpayers -- continue in Trump's 'Obamacare lite'.
Pepe Trump - The only people who don't want single-payer healthcare are the people who don't understand what it is.
Paul Johnson wow that was late
Americans inhale... and don't exhale for the next 4 years.
Americans clench their buttoks for 4 years
How about Americans expire ...
Im coming back to this comment next election to give you a nice "fucking told you so"
staradar5 8 years*
hope you enjoy nuclear winters then
Me looks at my Samsung TV terrified
Also me : too broke to afford a current tv so it ain't smart thank goodness
Trump popping out at the White House tour is like going to McDonald's and having Ronald show up as your food is ready.
Louis G ....OMG....YOUR RIGHT!!!....SO TRUE!
This new health care is The Purge.
Jalen Co Exactly what I was thinking
Except the purge would be much more exciting. People dying slowly from preventable/curable diseases is just incredibly pathetic
Alex Hutcheson Edgy
Jalen Co NOO PLEASE NOO
Christian gives $500 billion to insurance companies morin! Cuts premiums for the rich. are u that fuckin' stupid or just can't read?? U neglect to mention the teabaggrz are the majority recipients. 460,000 in KY alone. Ever hear about putting down the shovel, you are digging your grave?? LMAO@U
My concern is if the CIA is spying on everyone, how in the world did they not catch one terrorist before they commit the act. If they see and hear everything civilians say shouldn't they at least stop one terrorist act beforw it happens.
Because the war on terror is a lie and has been from day one. CIA, NSA has never broken govt corruption either
608pinkgirl And how do you know they haven't stopped thousands of potential acts of terrorism?
Garv W bc It has never been talked about in the news or anywhere. What are they trying to be anonymous fighting terrorism.
608pinkgirl Yeah, anonymity is kind of the point. They're not going to do a big press release every time they stop a would-be terrorist.
Garv W the least they can do is show the public that they stopped an act of terror and they are capable of saving lives.
the late show is an unlimited source of roasts for the world 😂
That's why I always finish my conversations with "Fuck you GCHQ/NSA/CIA" They want to listen in, give them something to listen to 😂
MrJohnycomelately21 - HAHA LOL
OH MY GOD AMERICA WHAT THE FUCK?!
Emma Tamminen ..I KNOW....RIGHT!!!!
Emma Tamminen ..EXACTLY! !!!!!!!!
Emma Tamminen-WTF?! is all I have left. I think they're trying to make sane people's heads explode. I know mine is about to.
AMERICA IS ASKING THE SAME QUESTION RIGHT NOW...
For the record, everybody: WE VOTED FOR HILLARY CLINTON.
Seriously, just please think about how 60% of America feels right now: 60% of us voted for the first female president. She WON the vote... but then we get stuck with this literal CLOWN because of a technicality...
Every single person I know is scared to death, and it looks like things are only getting worse... This is not what any of us wanted, okay? It's really terrifying :'(
Autumn Phillips We don't have to explain ourselves. Foreigners can figure it out. If they hate us, fine, if they support us, that's fine also.
because having an obscenely large military isn't cause for concern about safety
They need to reduce military spending and invest in the EPA, science, and public education.
Colbert is freaking KILLING it. Crushing the Trump administration while beating Fallon in the ratings? Hell yeah
He's a fucking puppet. He has no material without Trump.