Jimmy Kimmel Tells All the Trump Colonoscopy Jokes He Never Got to Make

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  • @ashwinf12
    @ashwinf12 3 года назад +190

    Biden telling Trump to shut up in such a pissed off yet calm way was a classic on it's own

  • @michaelritter7022
    @michaelritter7022 3 года назад +42

    Like I wouldn't watch this show when jimmy was on vacation that's how much I love him he cracks me up thank God for jimmy Kimmel

  • @halofreak644
    @halofreak644 3 года назад +36

    🤣 the hardest part was getting the camera past pences nose 🐽! I died

  • @illyriumus2938
    @illyriumus2938 3 года назад +63

    he really has great writers! I loved this episode - Who knew that colonoscopy can be fun!

  • @lynnkayee1015
    @lynnkayee1015 3 года назад +37

    The best part about a Trump colonoscopy joke was he was apparently afraid of people making jokes about it.
    That makes any joke appreciated in my book.

  • @dorothygears1349
    @dorothygears1349 3 года назад +203

    The colonoscopy jokes cracked me up !! Thank you Jimmy Kimmel !

    • @ShadowFoxSF
      @ShadowFoxSF 3 года назад +6

      Man. Rimshot after rimshot.
      It was something i didn't know I needed.

    • @julievarner6942
      @julievarner6942 Год назад +7

      Humor keeps us going

    • @margaretjiantonio939
      @margaretjiantonio939 Год назад +1

      We all found out what Trump was full of.

  • @renatacantore3684
    @renatacantore3684 Год назад +68

    God bless Jimmy Kimmel!!! Thank you for making me laugh. I gave you 2 Standing ovations.

    • @jeffmoore4483
      @jeffmoore4483 Год назад +1

      God bless AMERICA and make it great again ! No matter how many people don't want AMERICA to be great AGAIN

    • @heatherarce3744
      @heatherarce3744 8 месяцев назад

      @@jeffmoore4483that’s what Biden’s doing. Making it great again after that Trump train derailment.

  • @cbulk1402
    @cbulk1402 3 года назад +123

    Never too late to dump on Trump, Jimmy!

  • @rainbowwriter672
    @rainbowwriter672 3 года назад +42

    This was brutal AND SO AWESOME! The jokes are not even outdated!

  • @debbyyacas7027
    @debbyyacas7027 3 года назад +48

    So funny! Loved every joke at McCheeto fart nugget's expense. 😆

  • @badbiker666
    @badbiker666 3 года назад +103

    Gotta admit ... best colonoscopy jokes ever.

  • @tessaclasen-pierce8889
    @tessaclasen-pierce8889 3 года назад +17

    Keep doing this week in COVID history I love that

  • @vicsanchez5100
    @vicsanchez5100 3 года назад +516

    it was a beautiful colonoscopy, the most perfect in history of colonoscopies like nobody has ever seen or will see.

    • @lcallahan8807
      @lcallahan8807 3 года назад +23

      You made me laugh! Thanks! Sounds just like him 😂

    • @joycemcswain5279
      @joycemcswain5279 3 года назад +14

      Lol

    • @ptuffgong8504
      @ptuffgong8504 3 года назад +23

      He invented colonoscopies.

    • @ptuffgong8504
      @ptuffgong8504 3 года назад +15

      @Micheal Connor 😂😂 We all know Trump's tired old script.

    • @opheliasarnyeneh6566
      @opheliasarnyeneh6566 3 года назад +22

      Everyone of you commenting below really knows for sure who Trump is.
      😂 😂 Always lifting himself to where he doesn't belong. " Believe me, nobody ever knew about this but me" he says
      Just as no one else knew a hurricane could be extended with a SHARPIE.

  • @chrisyacoback6320
    @chrisyacoback6320 8 месяцев назад +12

    Jimmy you are the gift that keeps on giving ❤... every once in a while I take a trip down memory lane watching old Jimmy Kimmel monologues. Thanks ❤️💙🇺🇸

    • @MelodyMaly
      @MelodyMaly 5 дней назад

      Me too. Back when I was naive.
      And thought America is too smart to be fooled into another trump presidency.
      Lower case intended on our criminal electee

  • @christhompson3750
    @christhompson3750 3 года назад +19

    His duty to make doody jokes😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ephraimkihahu9615
    @ephraimkihahu9615 3 года назад +355

    *Watching you Jimmy from my Cave here in Kenya, Africa* 🇰🇪 🇰🇪

    • @tempusfugit9009
      @tempusfugit9009 3 года назад +44

      u renting space? getting sick of my country, rather put my energy into something else.

    • @g0679
      @g0679 3 года назад +15

      Best Wishes fron Hogtown, Florida.

    • @lauriesmith589
      @lauriesmith589 3 года назад +29

      A cave is sounding real nice & safe to an American Democrat these days!?!?
      God Bless❤✌🤗🤙

    • @Chereese0808
      @Chereese0808 3 года назад +15

      Aloha from Hawai'i 🏝🤙🇺🇸

    • @benmaynard3059
      @benmaynard3059 3 года назад +20

      @@duanesmith8410 who asked what American's want or said they wanted to enter your Petrie dish of a country lol. 😜

  • @ffr3813
    @ffr3813 3 года назад +49

    Your the BEST JIMMY KIMMEL....
    Keep those Jokes rolling, roll him (D.T) up and out of this Country, PLEASE!

    • @stinkypinky1934
      @stinkypinky1934 3 года назад

      you child

    • @ffr3813
      @ffr3813 3 года назад

      @@stinkypinky1934A CHILD OF GOD! YES! ABSOLUTELY!
      you are the company you keep! Remember THIS! I CAN ONLY PRAY FOR YOU TOO FIND/SEE THE LIGHT! 😇🙏

  • @monos70
    @monos70 3 года назад +10

    The week in covid history clips are quite good, a stroke of genius. Who knew they'd be so intriguing to watch after all this time.

  • @kittycatmommy2364
    @kittycatmommy2364 3 года назад +58

    I could not stop laughing at the colonoscopy jokes! The BEST!!!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alessandrapirelli7040
    @alessandrapirelli7040 3 года назад +112

    "And discovered two cancerous polyps... (cut to Jr. and Eric!)" LMFAO!

    • @atlanticbeach4682
      @atlanticbeach4682 3 года назад +2

      Robin Holliday.. . Don't forget his little princess
      ivanka!

    • @nags435
      @nags435 3 года назад

      @@atlanticbeach4682 better than crack head hunter

    • @LethalSaliva
      @LethalSaliva Год назад +2

      ​@@atlanticbeach4682 She can be the hemorrhoid😉

  • @verntigo
    @verntigo 3 года назад +168

    Whoever came up with that “augered his innards” line... Give them a raise!

    • @drdalletri
      @drdalletri 3 года назад +13

      It is sooo amazingly hilarious! I can't stop laughing

  • @kimberly3110001
    @kimberly3110001 3 года назад +27

    I'm a endoscopy specialist. Thanks for the jokes.

  • @AlexTM44
    @AlexTM44 3 года назад +31

    "He is fine, what a relief... Thanks Satan" lol, I laughed so hard I scared everyone at home

  • @loyi-kyong
    @loyi-kyong 3 года назад +12

    😂 the colonoscopy procedure and comments !!

  • @lisab9541
    @lisab9541 3 года назад +14

    The colonoscopy anaesthesia was the best experience ever. Well deserved after the horrible prep.

  • @meichellehuff846
    @meichellehuff846 3 года назад +10

    I love, love, love Jimmy K!!! U r so smart, respectful, kind, brave and funny as hell!!! Great job Jimmy!!

    • @MelodyMaly
      @MelodyMaly 5 дней назад

      Kimmel, and his dignified co-horts are the kind of people that will be in our History annals in positive # dare I say.. REVOLUTIONARY WAY.
      INSTEAD OF THE SHAMEFUL SHADOW CULT MAGA, PUT ON AMERICA.
      GOD BLESS YOUR BRAVE SOULS 100%

  • @mikebastoni4490
    @mikebastoni4490 3 года назад +33

    Nothing surprises us at all about trump

  • @marlenesollgruber9186
    @marlenesollgruber9186 3 года назад +177

    Could you imagine anybody talking about ANY OTHER PRESIDENT of America in this way and being right? Seriously?

    • @m.k.c.5212
      @m.k.c.5212 3 года назад +16

      As he sowed, so does he reap.

    • @LittleDeeNJ
      @LittleDeeNJ 3 года назад +7

      It's been done for decades! Haven't you seen all the other Presidents roasted? SNL started in 1975; they're infamous for making fun of Presidents🤣
      This makes America great by being able to laugh at ourselves! Freedom of speech.

    • @charlesconnaughton7292
      @charlesconnaughton7292 3 года назад +6

      donald just think one day you will make people very happy.....

    • @mrsr003
      @mrsr003 2 года назад +9

      Right now he’s just a recurring nightmare.

    • @kirkhughes9861
      @kirkhughes9861 Год назад

      I can... especially if it was president Marlene

  • @dpb8780
    @dpb8780 3 года назад +21

    I demand Jimmy's wife to come give her her view on the candidates of the Bachelorette again! Oh and all the tRump jokes were just perfect!

  • @peggyroberts3103
    @peggyroberts3103 3 года назад +7

    Love you Jimmy and your huge heart! Bless you.

  • @mlamarana
    @mlamarana 3 года назад +271

    Watching tucker that mad just gives me peace ✌️

    • @FrankBenlin
      @FrankBenlin 3 года назад +34

      So mad about nothing, as usual.

    • @vsedai
      @vsedai 3 года назад +18

      He made me almost want to buy a candle

    • @randibgood
      @randibgood 3 года назад +16

      @@vsedai He made me want to buy 12 sets of each nativity set. That way for the 12 days I can mail him a new set-after I "customize" the masks, of course!
      Then he'll have DHS investigating me! Lol!

    • @dw999
      @dw999 3 года назад +7

      There's a really good profile of him, in all his vileness, in this month's New Republic.

    • @carloslara8067
      @carloslara8067 3 года назад +5

      Tucker Carlson is mad man.

  • @brandonschauer8210
    @brandonschauer8210 3 года назад +115

    Keep speaking the truth Jimmy!!

    • @dnlprls
      @dnlprls 3 года назад +7

      Speaking the truth you are joking right? Lol

    • @bluntfruntac9981
      @bluntfruntac9981 3 года назад +10

      @@dnlprls Yeah I hear you but it's not a joke. These comedians on the TV actually tell more truth than someone like Trump, Former President of the United States. I hear you, it's mind blowing that Comedians would be telling more truths than what you would hear from a place that calls itself Fox News, Fox NEWS. But when Fox News go to court they make sure that they tell the Judge that it's not news that it's entertainment. Alex Jones was saying the same thing when he was in front of the Judge when his kids were taken away. Let me ask you, just because i'm curious, What Did Jimmy say that wasn't the truth in your mind?

    • @dnlprls
      @dnlprls 3 года назад +7

      @@bluntfruntac9981 If you really believe that Kimmel is telling the truth and has no bias. Then I really do not need to explain anything to you because you will never understand but one side, and that is yours.

    • @IvanGarcia-gr4eq
      @IvanGarcia-gr4eq 3 года назад +5

      @@dnlprls then stop watching jimmy. Duh. They crack jokes on truths. Lizzo said truth hurts!!! He makes fun of Biden too so why are you butt hurt( ha like what I did there) colonoscopy hurts!!!!!!!! Lmao

    • @judytelles9227
      @judytelles9227 3 года назад +1

      I am not a Trumper but its having a medical investigation for health. I wouldnt laugh at anyone having a procedure.

  • @ChrisAlbertH47
    @ChrisAlbertH47 3 года назад +40

    I have long since stopped reading any book about Donnie. But this Grisham book I might read because of the funny snippets we got so far 🤣

  • @timothynugent7133
    @timothynugent7133 3 года назад +24

    The Trump colonoscopy jokes start at 3:50. They are absolutely hilarious!

  • @gladysbehrens8519
    @gladysbehrens8519 3 года назад +9

    Jimmy - You killed it tonight. I couldn't stop laughing.
    Your great ever night but tonight was so much fun. Thanks

  • @map0824
    @map0824 3 года назад +98

    Every one of those colonoscopy jokes had me falling on the floor laughing!!!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dasstigma
      @dasstigma Год назад +2

      So you got up immediately after falling, so you could fall again for the next one?
      Impressive!

  • @X7Excalibur
    @X7Excalibur 3 года назад +172

    Ahhhh Bidens "Will you shut up man..." Was and still is epic. That night was so embarrassing.

    • @joshuacraig9061
      @joshuacraig9061 3 года назад +20

      It was that night that I knew Trump lost. He no longer had any control and in his mind he was still arguing with Hillary.

    • @karlhungus545
      @karlhungus545 3 года назад +15

      The real embarrassment began when Ronald Reagan was elected...

    • @annhodge5041
      @annhodge5041 3 года назад +1

      L

    • @alwayscheckthisstuff494
      @alwayscheckthisstuff494 3 года назад +1

      nah.. Biden didnt want Trump to have the most embarrassing moment so we now have Sept 11, 2021 images from Afghanistan . Every month since January he has added a better set of images :-) Those of you so proud you voted for Biden should send a letter to the families of the fallen Marines telling them how proud you are of your very wise decision making :-)

    • @czechmate784
      @czechmate784 3 года назад +3

      @@alwayscheckthisstuff494 and of course, we can also put in the letter the adroitness of "Mr. art of the deal" don the con , in the Doha agreement in February 2020, releasing almost 6k of Taliban forces including the Leader of the Taliban himself, and not including the government of Afghanistan in the negotiations. Yes sir, a Damn shrewd piece of negotiation! He's a shoo in for the Nobel peace prize on that. right up there with building the wall with Mexico, and Mexico will pay for it! BTW how much are you idiots giving to a millionaire narcissist to " stop the steal"?🤣 like Homer Simpson said "cmon let's really get stupid..."

  • @kevinbradley3306
    @kevinbradley3306 3 года назад +50

    Those writers are working overtime Jimmy, keep it up

  • @happygrandma2732
    @happygrandma2732 3 года назад +33

    I love Jimmy Kimmel.

  • @61Wolves-yt4yk
    @61Wolves-yt4yk 8 месяцев назад +4

    Jimmy Kimmel is the best person alive !!!

  • @hunterdeane418
    @hunterdeane418 3 года назад +54

    Always love to hear what Jimmy Kimmel has to say about Trump, just by ripping on him so many times lol

  • @joyl3926
    @joyl3926 3 года назад +59

    Lol. This week in covid history is gold!

    • @poweroftruth9258
      @poweroftruth9258 3 года назад +1

      The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life…. So

  • @FredomUsa18
    @FredomUsa18 3 года назад +139

    He cuts his own hair? But he claimed $70,000 on his taxes for hair maintenance 👨‍🔧

    • @TheBioExplorer
      @TheBioExplorer 3 года назад +9

      That was for the weaves.🤣

    • @s4lroachclip
      @s4lroachclip 3 года назад +8

      Or his wife and daughters. His hair... he takes it off, then cuts it, then puts it back on.

    • @mackiri6996
      @mackiri6996 3 года назад +1

      @@s4lroachclip 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @reganleblanc3606
      @reganleblanc3606 3 года назад +5

      His baby hands couldn't work a pair of safety scissors

    • @mackiri6996
      @mackiri6996 3 года назад +1

      @@reganleblanc3606 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

  • @bamarmane4208
    @bamarmane4208 3 года назад +165

    ''This week in covid history'' it is like a series mann!!! Every episode gets better! Thanks Jimmy and team!

    • @Metalbass10000
      @Metalbass10000 3 года назад +2

      The episodes could each be three to four times longer with all the failure to act, failure to comprehend, failure to care about the American people, and all the sadistic smirks and sadistic profiteering by the parasite career politicians, and their bribery paying constituency of billionaires and corporations.

    • @alexaales7937
      @alexaales7937 3 года назад +2

      they should show those in school in history class!

    • @kittiwhieldon4329
      @kittiwhieldon4329 3 года назад +2

      In two hundred years historians will watch it and think it’s just satire. They will undoubtedly think that no crisis could have been handled that poorly by functioning adults. I even watch it now in disbelief. But it happened. All of it.

    • @bamarmane4208
      @bamarmane4208 3 года назад

      @@alexaales7937 Definetly, and include the commentator's voice!

  • @susannegrabowski4685
    @susannegrabowski4685 3 года назад +13

    "...new book about Donald Trump. You remember that guy?"
    I'VE BEEM TRYING TO FORGET HIM FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS!!

    • @m.k.c.5212
      @m.k.c.5212 3 года назад +1

      Important to remember him so we can be assured of "NEVER AGAIN".

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 3 года назад +55

    Love you Jimmy and Guillermo! 🤗💖💖💖

  • @zerroortiz6420
    @zerroortiz6420 3 года назад +12

    Jimmy K we miss you it seems like you were gone for a long time. Just thought I should let you know how much you are so loved by all, except Trump.

  • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
    @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 года назад +273

    The perfect end to a butt joke is a rim shot.

  • @russellfeirstein780
    @russellfeirstein780 3 года назад +35

    Should start doing a "this week in Fox News" as well. This monologue was a classic though. Great job.

    • @hks2377
      @hks2377 3 года назад +3

      Lincoln Party has a “Last Week in the Republican Party” series on their channel. It’s funny/ mortifying.

  • @keishahart8439
    @keishahart8439 3 года назад +11

    2020 almost seems like urban legend now...
    What the HELL did we just live thru?! 🤯

  • @edsonkicksworld8101
    @edsonkicksworld8101 3 года назад +46

    Jimmy always making me laugh

  • @KingUSMCO
    @KingUSMCO 3 года назад +74

    i knew as soon as that colonoscopy story dropped. it would be revelled in tonight.😂

    • @noelhausler2911
      @noelhausler2911 3 года назад +4

      I had one today no problem. As an older man it is wise to get one's plumbing checked. Glad I lived in Australia and it was free. It was great being under antensia I remember nothing.

    • @kellygoodman4773
      @kellygoodman4773 3 года назад +3

      Colbert did them too. Gold.

    • @shlepmessing8703
      @shlepmessing8703 3 года назад

      Yeah... because the phony Kimmel can't talk about anything other than Trump. God forbid he discuss the disaster that is a 9 month long Biden abortion.

  • @theirishman8356
    @theirishman8356 3 года назад +262

    So now Trump can brag about having the best Colonoscopy that doctor's have ever seen. 😋😅

  • @zamnelna
    @zamnelna 3 года назад +1

    When Jimmy said, “escape rooms” I heard “skate brooms”. I was definitely having a “wtf does Chris like?” moment. 🤔🤣

    • @LethalSaliva
      @LethalSaliva Год назад

      Skate brooms!😂 That's funny! I too suffer from selective hearing. Someone says something to me, but I hear different words.

  • @RadarKat73080
    @RadarKat73080 3 года назад +246

    Trump couldn’t have had a heart attack or a stroke, you need a heart and a brain respectively first!

    • @hubertsang7418
      @hubertsang7418 3 года назад +27

      Trump is all three characters from Oz: tin man, scarecrow and lion rolled into one. No heart, no brains and no courage.

    • @AB-vc7ox
      @AB-vc7ox 3 года назад +17

      @@hubertsang7418 you left out the wicked witch - ugly and evil.

    • @zappafan1176
      @zappafan1176 3 года назад +1

      You're projecting.

    • @dar44445
      @dar44445 3 года назад +2

      @xxxRadarxxx
      Haa !!! Loved all repies too...
      (Except the last fudger on here⬆️)

    • @MS-st1zb
      @MS-st1zb 3 года назад +1

      If he can make president without a brain and here you have a brain and have accomplished nothing, where does that put you?.

  • @jcesarbtorres6006
    @jcesarbtorres6006 3 года назад +28

    You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you

  • @ollievaughn8227
    @ollievaughn8227 3 года назад +4

    Hats off Jimmy and writers..LMFAO!!!

  • @tomsaltsman
    @tomsaltsman 3 года назад +20

    My first colonoscopy was without anesthesia. I wanted to watch and I did enjoy the show. Fascinating. Afterwards, they gave me pictures.

    • @fortybelow1973
      @fortybelow1973 3 года назад +5

      I asked the doctor if he could take a picture 3 inches before they inserted the tube. When asked why I said I needed an attachment to my letter of resignation from a lousy job.

    • @ESL-O.G.
      @ESL-O.G. 3 года назад +1

      good for you

  • @thedonwesley5279
    @thedonwesley5279 3 года назад +2

    Jimmy you've been killing it
    Destroying tRUMP
    God bless U

  • @taghiwood
    @taghiwood 3 года назад +3

    Would you shut up man, the best line in a presidential debate, thanks Joe.

  • @rosemarienarcisse4756
    @rosemarienarcisse4756 3 года назад +44

    You are gifted Jimmy. Great show all the time👍🏽👌🏽❤️

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 3 года назад +5

      Absolutely love this guy!

    • @imchevychaseandyourenot5601
      @imchevychaseandyourenot5601 3 года назад

      @@seththomas1150 bro he's still talking about trump while biden sleeps during press conferences, he must really miss him and these people who are still fans of kimmel are low iq losers

  • @lorenzomuratori2462
    @lorenzomuratori2462 3 года назад +12

    Great show!

  • @callum3069
    @callum3069 3 года назад +29

    Hope you warned that guy before blowing up his etsy store XD

  • @notsocreative
    @notsocreative 3 года назад +8

    Tucker Carlson the only human who doesn't understand sarcasm... well, humor in general 🤣

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 3 года назад +101

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best Talk show on air right now. 👍🤗😇❤️💙

    • @addysaurus_gayii
      @addysaurus_gayii 3 года назад +6

      He is great but... John Oliver would like to have a word with you...

    • @Kermit_T_Frog
      @Kermit_T_Frog 3 года назад +8

      I agree, but Colbert is nipping at his heels. The writing on both shows is terrific.

    • @geza1014
      @geza1014 3 года назад

      In what way? He’s garbage now

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 3 года назад +9

      @@seththomas1150 There is no such syndrome. It's a made up phrase for tRump's cult members to use because they can't think for themselves.

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 3 года назад +6

      @@geza1014 Yet you're here . Why be a troll?

  • @mphmph1198
    @mphmph1198 3 года назад +26

    I clicked on the "Subscribe" button, and one of my enemies was destroyed. Thank you, Jimmy!

  • @suezbell1
    @suezbell1 3 года назад +31

    The real problem was "45" was constipated and needed a deep cleaning.

    • @elviarodriguez3908
      @elviarodriguez3908 9 месяцев назад

      Pukepootin is personally performing colonosco-spying on T-rump to find the secret gov. document that he stole .

  • @BClocals
    @BClocals 3 года назад +4

    Jimmy is getting "Nasty" and I love it! 🤣

  • @jkf663
    @jkf663 3 года назад +10

    Loved the colonoscopy jokes! GREAT! Hope Trumper sues for defamation of character as I am sure that Kimmel's legal team will drag that suit out forever and expose the Trumper that 'he has no character' - thus has no lawsuit.

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 3 года назад

      trump was so childish that he tried to get late night comedians and SNL canceled and taken off the air. Talk about a Dictator.

  • @7rob27
    @7rob27 3 года назад +18

    One of the best moments in 2020:
    “Will you shut up man!”

    • @LethalSaliva
      @LethalSaliva Год назад +1

      Oh my gosh, that was so funny. I remember watching that happen on live TV🤣.
      My sister typed a letter that said: "Two words to describe the 2020 election: 'Oh God.'"😂
      That's what Biden said when Trump started ranting again. Trump cannot keep his tiny mouth shut.

  • @raymondfriis4778
    @raymondfriis4778 3 года назад +37

    I can imagine what the doctor thought. We're going to need a bigger spoon !

  • @TheKaiTetley
    @TheKaiTetley 3 года назад +62

    Doctor: Relax Mr Trump. Just imagine I’m the leader of North Korea
    Trump: Ohhhhhhh, do me big boy. Do me like you did in Vietnam. Take me roughly from behind.
    Doctor: Dial it back a little, ya freak. I’m not nearly drunk enough for this.

  • @brianbrewster6532
    @brianbrewster6532 3 года назад +3

    Somebody needs to create a This Week in Covid History compilation video. I just love these skits.

  • @Mechanical-Animal
    @Mechanical-Animal 3 года назад +19

    Putin laughed and replied back "shut up and dance puppet"

  • @0blueskycomplex
    @0blueskycomplex 3 года назад +8

    This week in Covid history. Gold 👌

  • @Nav0nod
    @Nav0nod 3 года назад +15

    Best show love from canada

  • @brendan5065
    @brendan5065 3 года назад +45

    Just had a colonoscopy today and I really hope he had the worst time with it

    • @dw999
      @dw999 3 года назад +3

      Hope you're feeling fine and that the results were good.

  • @lehammsamm
    @lehammsamm 3 года назад +103

    Tucker being vaccinated while railing against the vaccine has got to be the best irony. 😂 Fox requires the vaccine while at the same time allowing this waste of air to cry foul. 🤣😂

    • @UFwho
      @UFwho 3 года назад +5

      Kimmel? Agreed. Total bag of contractually obligated air. “Let them die” he said. Will never watch another clip of that divisive nonsense again. I’m not a trump supporter at all. But he wasn’t the divisive one. These guys are. Obviously.

    • @lazerlord9324
      @lazerlord9324 3 года назад +15

      @@UFwho More MAGA whining

    • @blackeyedsusan727
      @blackeyedsusan727 3 года назад +8

      @@lazerlord9324 And lies

    • @blackeyedsusan727
      @blackeyedsusan727 3 года назад +13

      @@UFwho Uh huh. The Orange Squatter in the WH called the Nazis marching in Charlottesville "very fine people," and fueled and supported an attempted coup on our government because the terrorists are in his corner. Keep drinking that MAGA kool-aid

    • @UFwho
      @UFwho 3 года назад +1

      @@blackeyedsusan727 you’re right. “Very fine people” is much worse than “let them die”. Thank you for reminding me. Enjoy your toxic media. Cheers

  • @piconano
    @piconano 3 года назад +4

    Oh good.. A new book... Excellent timing... I was running low on toilet paper...

  • @bella3775
    @bella3775 3 года назад +359

    Wait. Trump cuts his own hair with giant scissors? Didn’t he write off like 70K of his taxes for his hair maintenance as a business expense? 🤦‍♀️

    • @justmeagain2996
      @justmeagain2996 3 года назад +19

      That's easy to explain:
      He hired Edward Scissorhands to do it.

    • @ramirorodriguez9671
      @ramirorodriguez9671 3 года назад +25

      Really Really nice scissors ✂️

    • @ericdickerson7656
      @ericdickerson7656 3 года назад +42

      YES!! He did claim an extraordinary amount for this. Is someone saying he may have may possibly have committed tax fraud?

    • @bella3775
      @bella3775 3 года назад +5

      @@ericdickerson7656 lmao🤣🤣

    • @randibgood
      @randibgood 3 года назад +22

      I hope the SDNY goes over that book with a fine toothed comb. There is probably even more in there.

  • @heatherallen2236
    @heatherallen2236 3 года назад +52

    Seth Meyers used to be my favorite but he delivers his monolog so fast it gives me anxiety. Now Jimmy, you are my favorite, you are so chill and funny and you talk at a normal human speed

    • @reekevp1073
      @reekevp1073 3 года назад +3

      I feel the same way!!! I used to enjoy both, but Seth talks like he is trying to fit a book into 3 minutes!

    • @SK-ki1te
      @SK-ki1te 3 года назад +6

      If you watch on youtube you can slow the speed

    • @maribelcaudillo258
      @maribelcaudillo258 3 года назад

      geee! grandma! You are making Jimmy look old!

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 3 года назад

      Same here... he used to deliver his monologue and would have me dying laughing.:: one day I clicked on and it was like he was on speed. He reminds me of Steve Miller ... he would ramble on fast with these jokes snd analogies that just went over the head and made you anxious.... exhausting.
      I wish he would go to back to his regular delivery.

    • @abc-bu7nr
      @abc-bu7nr 3 года назад +9

      Thank God for youtube
      I can watch Jimmy Kimmel Seth Meyers and Colbert within half an hour

  • @stephro74
    @stephro74 3 года назад +4

    One of my Facebook memories from today, "Will you shut up, man..."

  • @Edits-World
    @Edits-World 3 года назад +3

    Who can’t wait for “telling my kids I ate all there candy”. 😂 it annoys me but I love it

  • @daveyboy7964
    @daveyboy7964 3 года назад +21

    The Doctor stopped, turned to his assistant and said "There's a full service McDonalds store serving everything up here!!!" "except Ice cream cones of course....

    • @luisespinoza8391
      @luisespinoza8391 3 года назад +2

      So that's why he hired the ladies from 2 Girls and a Cup. Lol

  • @ramonbonilla697
    @ramonbonilla697 3 года назад +22

    You give me peace 🤣❤

  • @outlawbillionairez9780
    @outlawbillionairez9780 3 года назад +7

    I got a colonoscopy about 50 years ago. They didn't offer any anesthesia. They just said "hold still!"

    • @danielgregory3295
      @danielgregory3295 3 года назад +2

      What are you..a hundred?🤔🖖

    • @outlawbillionairez9780
      @outlawbillionairez9780 3 года назад +1

      @@danielgregory3295 70.
      But I feel like I'm 99,if that helps.

    • @danielgregory3295
      @danielgregory3295 3 года назад +2

      @@outlawbillionairez9780 Sorry to hear that...it just sounded as if the test 50 years ago was the only one..(my doc wants me every 5 years)😟🏥 be safe!

    • @outlawbillionairez9780
      @outlawbillionairez9780 3 года назад +1

      @@danielgregory3295 if you have any family history, stay on it!
      I'm lucky to be in good health. I don't take it for granted. 👍☮️

  • @kittyonmydesk5532
    @kittyonmydesk5532 Год назад +1

    Hearing anyone, let alone THAT GUY, say "Proud Boys...stand by," and knowing that as a military order, sank my stomach and projected the future.
    If only Biden said "Will you shut up, man?!" after "stand by"!

  • @abdurrafi6555
    @abdurrafi6555 3 года назад

    "This Week In COVID History" is THE BEST!!! I can watch it all day!

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild90 3 года назад +43

    Something I never thought I'd say but I need that Tucker Carlson shirt

  • @jelef001
    @jelef001 3 года назад +61

    "Elon Musk has more money than Greece" 🙁 disgusting but probably true.

    • @johndoe-ek1qs
      @johndoe-ek1qs 3 года назад +7

      I can confirm not only is it true, it's a gross understatement. 😶

    • @bj1783
      @bj1783 3 года назад +9

      Not his fault though. People keep buying the stock. He’s the major shareholder of the company. His wealth is just a result of what he risked his entire fortune on. Or as the logic goes: High risks, high rewards, low risks, low rewards.

    • @TheRealBMVB
      @TheRealBMVB 3 года назад +5

      More money than lots of countries.

    • @rogerdodger8813
      @rogerdodger8813 3 года назад +1

      Is the money his or his shareholders?

    • @johndoe-ek1qs
      @johndoe-ek1qs 3 года назад +1

      @@rogerdodger8813 about 22% of it is technically his. Plus he owns a large chunk of space x privately.

  • @KatherineUribe-1
    @KatherineUribe-1 3 года назад +6

    Jimmy Kimmel, doing his ethical duty!👍🏻🤣

  • @m.k.c.5212
    @m.k.c.5212 3 года назад +1

    The photo of Uday and Qusay (aka: DJT Jr and Eric) as the polyps was priceless.

  • @aubrey1633
    @aubrey1633 3 года назад +1

    Memory was my audition song when I was younger. So many good memories....now completely destroyed forever. I'll never sing it again 🤣😂.

  • @marvwatkins7029
    @marvwatkins7029 3 года назад +55

    He's the "butt" of the joke alright.

  • @diegosuarez1563
    @diegosuarez1563 3 года назад +420

    Now we know where Putin hid his camera when he met with Trump.

  • @amberhaverson7140
    @amberhaverson7140 3 года назад +3

    3:56 I laughed so hard, I scared my cat 😯

  • @lorettastephens7945
    @lorettastephens7945 9 месяцев назад +2

    I love your Trump jokes! Keep them coming!

  • @savorvrymoment
    @savorvrymoment 3 года назад

    ok, those little masked nativity sets are adorable. why you gotta hate on the cute, tucker? why you gotta be like that? lol

  • @heidigone
    @heidigone 3 года назад +33

    When the doctor told Trump that he had polyps, Trump replied, "Of course I wear pull Ups. Couldn't you tell just by looking at my pants?

  • @garywilson3042
    @garywilson3042 3 года назад +6

    HAHAHAHA, love this!! 😂🤣