Trump STILL STEWING Over Jimmy’s Oscars Joke, He Spins “Bloodbath” Remarks & We Quiz MAGA Patriots
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- Опубликовано: 17 мар 2024
- Jimmy’s son Billy had a list of things he was expecting for St. Patrick’s Day, the large orange leprechaun Donald Trump spent his weekend stewing over a joke Jimmy made about him at the Oscars, people all over are making “Isn’t it Past Your Jail Time?” merchandise, Trump’s lawyers told the court today that they can’t find anyone to put up the $454 million bond he needs to cover what he owes the state of New York, Donny made a stop in Dayton, Ohio where he made some disturbing remarks, his former Vice Poodle is not being a very good boy, and we sent a crew to a Trump rally in South Carolina to give those gathered a simple citizenship test.
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That fool has no right to salute.
He didn't go into military service
He called them losers
He is a disgrace
And kept his hat on during the national anthem.
FIVE time draft-dodger saluted?
@@annakingry9157 That's anathema. Plus as noted, no uniform, no salute!
Why are you talking about Biden?
EXACTLY
"Isn't it past your jail time?!" Is the BEST line ever!
Not really funny at all when actual criminals are released instantly to hurt others constantly because of your karen cancel culture kangaroo courts
So that joke is stupid
It needs to be put on shirts/signs/ect and used to troll trump at EVERY event from now til election day.
@@chetsavage2536 even if he was jailed he will be released just like the worse crims are nowadays 😆
No point in it
I want one of those t-shirts!
Ever.
As an honorably discharged Naval Veteran who is authorized to render a hand salute, I find Trump rendering a hand salute as unconscionable.
I'm a vet as well and feel his salute was despicable. To think he was our Commander in Chief and said we are suckers & losers.
Thank you for your service. ♡
Everything Trump does is a mockery of this great country. I feel your pain brother.
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Thank you for your service, Sir.
😂😂😂 I love that Jimmy Kimmel is living rent free in Trump's head.
I love that Jimmy gets under Trump’s skin.
I love it when Jimmy lies all the time about Trump
that’s a thick orange hide 😳
Got that backwards kiddo
@@Dan_Boston Trump is a threat to our democracy (i.e. democrap party).
@@PeteTellsItHoweItIskiddo just makes you sound so much closer to 6ft under boomer.
"Isn't it past your jail time?" 😂😂😂😂 Jimmy Kimmel just won himself an Oscar for that line!
👏👏👏👏👏🥳🥳🥳💯💯🍾🏆
His writer, at least.
I've never done that, but I want a t-shirt! 😂
Great extemporaneous writing
BEST LINE EVER!! LOVE IT! 😂
My stomach literally turned when they opened with the hostage speech. This man is truly an arch villain.
I'd agree only with the description, a true Aerosol
I looooooooveee me some Jimmy Kimmel!!!
" Isn't it past your Jailtime ? " Has to be The Best One Liner of the Decade!😂
Al Pacino didn’t think so. 😂😂
It was the first joke Jimmy Kimmel's ever made that I've laughed at.
@@davescott7680Then you have no sense of humor!
Yet here you are in the comments of a video from his show...🤔@@davescott7680
@@dawnreynolds6740 You thinking jimmy kimmel is funny shows that you dont have a sense of humor
isn’t past your jail time. I LOVE IT JIMMY. Keep getting under Trumps orange skin. We were all laughing at Trump and not with him.
Thank You for a good dose of laughter, Jimmy, You're blessed with an Aura of talent. And You make the world a better place. Thanks Jimmy. 😊
😂😂😂😂 oh jimmy that skit with melanie😂😂 is amazing ,you outdone yourself this time 😅😅😂😂😂
4am here in the UK and i get my daily treat - watching Jimmy trash Trump.
The
He's a treat for us Americans too.
Welsh me ditto. I hate the orange traitor. 💙💙💙💙💙
Pray for us, UK!
Nothing better than a hot cup of tea early in the mornin' and a dose of Jimmy Kimmel trashing Trump.
When your former VP will not endorse you, well, there is no bigger insult.
Depends on who the VP was.
If you remember Obama would not indorce Hillary. Acourse is might be because of her having the Russian hox put in play against her opponent which cist Tax payers millions and millions of dollars not including causing voters to faulsly place their volt for president. Course she was found guilty pluse pf that too in the end. She was never charged like is always the case with demacrates in the weaponised pro demacrate FBI and higher key parts of our goverment. Republicans are gone after with everything, even things not even leagaly.
No one as deserving either.
@@yosemitegirlCA Oh Please, it wouldn't matter. If they don't bend the knee, they are person non grata to MAGA.
except when the wife sues for better financial terms just before the NY trial verdict.
Thank you Jimmy. That crack about Trump playing Scrabble was priceless!
Stay strong. All the best!
Kovfefe.., is that how you spell it?
@@person2463lmbao memories are made of this 😂
OMG - Jimmy and your talented writers nailed it. Brightest part of my day is this segment! Hope there are more normal people out there in the USA and we all avoid the chaotic "bloodbath" that will follow if that big orange leprechaun get elected. From your close neighbour to the north, I for one am scared. :(
Can't blame you for being scared IF Trump gets back in office.
God have mercy on us IF he does
So sad this has been happening over the last few yrs! Hope it all works out for the better @ best come "November @ Beyond '!
"Barbie was laughing at you", officially quote of the year 🤣🤣🤣
Isn’t it past your jail time, Donny!?
We love you, Jimmy! Thank you!
Anyone with more than 10 brain cells knows to never go up against a Comedian. You will always lose!
@@lastjob2011 Zelensky would beg to differ.
You people have been waiting almost a decade for Trump to go to jail for something and he keeps beating case after case with zero jail time. I wonder why? Probably because he is not guilty!
@@ivanminayev2044 I would beg Zelensky...never-mind!!!! I'm married! 😂
Keep on roasting DT Sir. Thks. ❤❤❤
I can honestly say this is gold 😂😂😂😂😂
🎶I owe! I owe!🎶
🎶It's off to court I go!🎶
🎶 I'll appeal the case and lose again!🎶
🎶I owe! I owe! I owe! I owe!🎶
Trump
I love this! 😊❤
His broke …hahahaha ..bye bye tRUMP
Good one.
😂👏♥️
He doesn’t have the money to appeal.
Love you Jimny. Keep getting under Trump's skin.
Yes! Ditto!
Knowing that Kimmel makes Trump gnash his teeth and throw his ketchup at the wall makes my whole goddamned day
Kimmel, always entertaining, is my hero now. Bravo, Sir
Kimmel, whoever came up wth that great "when the citizenship hits the fan" deserves a pay rise! 👋👍
I love that Jimmy is taking up space in Trumps pea-brain.
sad… so sad
Yes💯👍
@@cathithomas2888 People tell me.
Grown men with tears in their eyes...
FIVE time draft-dodger saluted?
Nikki 2024!
"And all he had to do was keep his mouth shut."
-Donnie, without a hint of self awareness.
LITERALLY!
That's what makes It SO HALARIOUS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He couldn't keep his mouth shut as he tells alot BS
EVER!
He's always BS'S just dribbles it out.
This put a smile in my face. I rarely watch but glad I did.
This video is worth watching repeatedly....😊
It's my morning starter..
Being on the verge of having his assets seized is not the “bloodbath” Donnie had hoped for.
HE MEANT BUBBABATH. BUBBA HAD TEARS IN HIS EYES.
Big, strong bubbas
You drool at the sight of political persecution.
His blood is boiling I bet.
@@SixSonnwhat political persecution? You don’t believe in the rule of law? You’re projecting. Just because MAGA officials would engage in weaponization of the DOJ doesn’t mean the normal, nonMAGA officials would.
Kimmel kills it, everynight. I hope he never retires.
I recall he nearly went nuts working part-time from home during covid. He will never retire🙌😅
Me too.
Go get him and please keep at it!!!
Anyone who has a platform must laugh at him and tell it how it is!!!
JIMMY, please have Stormy sitting in a nice comfy chair reading excerpts from her book as bedtime stories for the orange toddler. PLEASE.
Ronald Reagan: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.
Trump to Putin: Do whatever the hell you want.
Biden to Trump: I’ll be voting for you
😢😢😢 Exactly
@@disastermaster1413What are you smoking? That’s not even clever, it just makes no sense.
Huh?? 😂@@disastermaster1413
@@disastermaster1413😂😂how long did it take for you to think of that comedy Gold?
It's amazing to see the comments from people and other countries. They too know that the orange blob is a joke. Keep up the good work Jimmy.
*Cheers 🍻 from México!* 🌴🍹💙🇲🇽
@@daviegriffin3539cheers 🎉
sadly, we dont get a vote!
Laughing my head off from the Bahamas 😂😂😂
how are you doing today?
A traitor is saluting the traitors.
As the saying goes “Jailbirds of the same feather stick together “.
Here in Australia, we are still laughing at Jimmy Kimmel's Oscar night mockery of Trump, and this segment added more sugar frosting to the sweet, sweet dishing up. Please keep it coming, a cardiac arrest would be the topping.
❤ it!
That's why you're in the land down under.
@@chopperchopper1418 you should change your name to blah blah.
You gotta hava heart to have a cardiac event.
@@chopperchopper1418 🤨WTF, that is so STOOPID & makes NO Sense.
Omg 😂 the toe nail clipping and Melania puking 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
My favorite bit of many good ones tonight. Comedic gold....
That's one segment trump isn't going to try and spin.
Or truth about.
That bedroom skit was brilliantly ebil. Still laughing. :D
Sock it to the Orange Toad Jimmy! Here in Scotland, I watch your show with a smile on my face.
The WHOLE world is watching. And LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF!
💯
"I just want to find $454 million, which is 453M more than we have." LMAO...!
Funny,Now that would be great on a t-shirt!! 🤣😆😁😂😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣
FredAmaya8 For The Win!!!! Best comment today! 😊😂
FredAmaya8 You just made my day!! Funny
Best response yet.
Jimmy Kimmel... your shows just keep getting better and better!!! 😂🤣😅❤❤❤
Never shuts up trump,,, he's not our president of America,,, vote blue 💙💙💙💙💙💙 to save our democracy.... we love 💓💓💓 America May God bless America!!!!!
".. not vote for you...." "...like his heroes and start putting...." sorry bad typing
The large orange leprechaun 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have to admit, as an Irish person, that was my least favourite line. Don't associate that baboon with us thanks.
That's not a Leprechaun, that's a Troll! 🧌🧌🧌
@@patriciatinkey2677**Offensive to trolls! Lol! (The ones that live under the bridge type of trolls!) Goats, etc.
Truth Social-has lost 31.6 million and is what 73 million in debt???
What’s the opposite of the Midas Touch?
@@toddklempan105 The Trump Touch.
But his worshippers hear him say that ridiculous merger is going through at $4 billion for him.
And they BELIEVE it.
He’s King Midas in reverse.....
@@toddklempan105Trump poke?
I would definitely buy a shirt. Isn't it past your jail time?
Totally!!!! 🤣
The field piece was PERFECTION. More of that, please. Such idiocy in the MAGA base. Also, I love how Kimmel can get under Trump’s skin. Keep it up!😂
So you don't love your country or want to protect it so you vote for Biden who thinks Rome is in the US
Even trump’s first answer for the supreme law of the land would not be “guns”.
Oh no now you've done it Jimmy... Donnie is going to go nuts over the editing... laughing with you every night here in Canada.. laughing 24 AT you Donnie.
We appreciate your kind support, Canada! 🇨🇦
Trump: Everyone in court cried for me.
Bailiff: Never happened.
They Were Crying Cause You Weren't In Jail Yet 😅😅😅😅
Judge: Not guilty. Soros can't pay me enough.
@rickreallylikedthevideobut7899
You were alive when Lincoln freed the slaves? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@@terri6854If he did he might have remembered that the liberals of that time were actually the ones who supported ending slavery. Conservatives always have to go back over a hundred years to find a Republican president who has done something good for black people.
@@ivanminayev2044Funny story:
There is evidence that Trump is guilty.
There is not evidence that Biden is involved in any way.
There is no evidence that Soros is involved in any way.
Enjoy your kool-aid and ignore that aftertaste.
God bless Jimmy - greetings from good old Germany 🙂
Jimmy DON'T stop with the Trump jokes. Keep them coming!!
I freaking LOVE them!! Lmao!! 🤣🤣
Jimmy doesn't have to make trump jokes, trump is the biggest joke out there (although a bad one)
@@dilligaf4219, So True!! 💯
Keep cracking those jokes Jimmy!
Donnie is the grift that keeps on giving.
Topic derail: What happened to *Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live* segments that opened the show? Did one of these clip owers previously featured sue this show? It just disappeared.
Nobody roasts the dumpster like Jimmy Kimmel! 🤭🤭
You're absolutely right
Go Jimmy ❤
When he’s making “that move” what about the people sitting behind him in the audience”. LOL 😳😂😝😜
It will never cease to amaze me how incredibly stupid trumpets are.
Clarinets aren't that bright either. 😏
@@davidlundquist1979 Triangles, now... they're the straight-up gangstas.
Everybody else goes quiet when it gets the spotlight.
Just hangs there. Doesn't break a sweat.
Take THAT, French Horn..
@@daves4861 At least you're not tooting your own French horn. But I'll stop fiddling around.
They are Cult members now plain and simple
well said Biden lover
Most freaking awesome billboards ever! Jimmy you're a legend!
We need billboards everywhere.
Keep it up Jimmy! You're the best!
Jimmy Kimmel is awesome, funny and compassionate. We love you !
Thank you, Jimmy! You are a National Treasure.
He should try living on social security for a year……then he might know America…..
He is a draft dodger
How much SS is he collecting monthly from his grifters?
All of it.
Problem is has Trump ever worked long enough to collect social security. He may not even get SS.
Jimmy Kimmel roasting Trump is the most memorable moment of this years Oscars
Kimmel should get an Emmy
keep pestering DT. You are doing the Lord's work!!!
Amen! 😂😂😂
And Amen
Hallelujah!
@@vickijobardecker7188, and Amen and Amen!
@@hiphoppingalong Jimmy is earning Heavenly Brownie Points for sure! You don't see many men standing up to Putin's Pawn!
The "Isn't it past your Jail time ?" , has to be one of the most cutting lines and it was perfect , I mean really PERFECT (unlike Agents Orange's "perfect" phone call) Right on Jimmy !
Agent Orange!!!! 😂 LOVE IT!!!! 🤣🤣
Read the whole thing that Jimmy "blah blah blahed" over. Trump won that round. Unless you have TDS.
Especially when an entire room full of people is laughing at him and he can’t do anything but sit and take it. Jimmy stuck the landing on that joke.
@BLSFL_HAZE Double Agent no doubt, and he's not just Putin it on for show...
I love that you are laughing it up that Trump was so bothered by your joke at the oscars! You are hilarious! Keep it up!
Omg 😂😂😂 I needed these laughs. Keep going Jimmy! If you’re pissing off the orange pile, you’re doing a great job!
New Zealand loves you Jimmy
No they don't
@@morganbrooking9720yes they do
🇺🇲💙🇳🇿
@@morganbrooking9720yes they do same as Australia and the UK and all over the world… Jimmy is hilarious 😂😂😂
@@evaadams8298 Agreed Ireland here!
I want a shirt "Isn't it Past Your Jail Time". Brilliant! Best joke ever.
I love how Fox says "Context is important and we give it to you as we POSSIBLY can"😂🤣
787.5 million dollars later.... lmao
😂
The guys on either side of Ken and Barbie, didn’t want to be there!
So, this needs to be nominated for an EMMY. Best Monologue EVER!
🤘🤣🔥
It was entertaining.
💯 it was HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
Perfection!
Fully agree
Keep up the good work Jimmy. I love you are living rent free in Frumpy's head.
Well let's face it, when you look inside Trump's head all that's there is a sign that says "Space to let".
THANM YOU JIMMY!! 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤ Jeannie in Lakeport California
Bravo, Jimmy, Bravo 👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼
tRUMP- "Isn't it past your jail time?!" Is the BEST Orange line ever! A top seller. The likes of which we have never been seen before.
🤣🤣🤣
Donnie's cult loves shopping at the new outlet...
Blood Bath & Beyond
name for gun shop on the simpson's. i saw it, too.
Funny!
😂😂😂
Awesome!! 👏 👏👏🏆🏆🏆🥇🥇🥇😅😂🤣
You just earned yourself an Oscar's too. And a new line of merch for the poor hostages...
I'm Canadian and I could answer those questions.
Omg😂😂😂 this was the best! And I want one of those T-shirts 😂
Me too, for sure 🤣
The look on Annette Benning's face during the Oscars clip, PRICELESS!
that look on Annette Benning's face was sheer glee, wasn't it? Her smile couldn't get any bigger.
I’ve always had a crush on her, smart strong woman, beautiful who is politically active. Love her.
I’ve never laughed so much. Jimmy Kimmel you’re a legend 😂😂😂😂 keep sticking it to him. Cheers from Australia 🇦🇺
Same here from Oz he is the funniest of all!! 😂😂🇦🇺
😂😂😂…Jimmy is the best! 🏆 Loved your jokes! 😊
I needed this Jimmy
trump just keeps giving Jimmy more and more ammunition! Keep talking donnie, you’re making Jimmy Kimmel the most watched show in the world. 😂😂😂
Yep, I love it from Australia 💜🇦🇺
Me too, from Sweden
@@malinhagglund1477 , love you neighbor from (United States)!! I'm glad y'all are in NATO now! Welcome aboard!
@@bunyipdragon9499, love you neighbor from (United States)!!
@@Mystic879 ooh, I love long distance relatives 😜
I love you, Jimmy, Writers, Guillermo, Cleto &Cletones. You always make me 🤣😂😅
Cleto and co don’t do anything Cept cover a demo
@@nopenope5042 Oh, that's a critical argument.You're making there g
@@nopenope5042Dude, are you for real right now? lol
Jimmy and Cleto have been best friends since they were in school, they played in the band for their school, and they actually play music, not some music track dude!
Just look up “Jimmy Kimmel 20th Anniversary Monologue” and that’s your proof! 😂
@@texasrefugee7888 I meannn. Am I wrong?
And don’t forget Molly, the show’s executive producer, co-head writer… and his wife! 😉
How unexperienced does someone have to be to call everything .. absolutely everything .. "like never before , like you've never seen "
I like how they quizzed the MAGA supporters 😊
Trump cant make his bond and is going broke!! 😂
Melania better divorce him quickly to have any $$$ left for the pre-nup.
Like he will do with USA!
Trump ain’t broke he just spends everybody money but his.
The self proclaimed billionaire couldn’t afford half a billion dollar bond. 😂
Hell he's always been Broke!
Jimmy that Trump and Melania skit was pure gold. I think there is more to be mined. Keep it up.
I thought it was just going to be the crickets. That would've fit their conversation perfectly.
Then they hit us with that eye searing moment😵💫🤣🤣
Except for the unbelievable assumption they share a bed...😅😅
Best laugh of the day!
Of course, keeping it up is something Mango Mussolini can't do. ;)
@@ianthesoccerrefmore like ALINA HABABA!! NOT MELANIA!😊
That citizen test bit was priceless. If you can’t pass it I feel like you shouldn’t be allowed to vote
Thank you Jimmy !!!!!!
OMG the nail clipping put me on the floor. You are the best Jimmy!
Keep up the great work Jimmy. This was one of your best 🇬🇧
Most of us in the US agree with you and Trump Falls for every single time
Steve Doocy's nearly chocking while saying "as much as we can", is the most hilarious part of it.
The nerve of him to say someone can't keep their mouths shut😂😂😂
Daily reminder: Letitia James will seize Donnie’s assets in 8 days.
Been feeling like I’m wishing my life away waiting for it 😂
dont hold your breath, he will come up with it at the last minute. saudis.
When she seizes Bedminster she’s getting Ivana Trump in the weeds also.
Cannot wait to see Dump Tower turned into a homeless shelter and transit station for immigrants
@@outtakontroll3334comrade Putin maybe
Those traitors don't rate a salute and he shouldn't be saluting traitors. It's sickening
It most certainly is!
Never trust a draft dodger telling you how to be patriotic
Well he's the top traitor so, yeah, it makes sense
"What is the supreme law of the land?" What a stupid question. The constitution isn't a "law"; if anything, it's a broad set of laws governing (or constraining) how other laws are made or what other laws are permissible. Very likely most people questioned didn't get what was being asked; the question implies that there is a single "law" of paramount importance or authority.
they should just use their original salute: right arm pointed straight, palm down
Tell it like it is. Love ya
Did Trump just say someone should keep their mouth shut??????? I KNOW he did not have the nerve to say that!
😂😂😂😂
Probably AI🤪
Not a big deal. It's just another reich wing outburst from ze big baby
LOL YES HE DID....
"And find out who has the biglier brain". 🤣🤣🤣
That one was another zinger ❤
Gold 🫡
Way to go Jimmy