I Turned 1-Star Toys into Military Nightmares

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @MarkRober
    @MarkRober 5 месяцев назад +24979

    That was not on my bingo card for potential Turret hacks. Heat seeking element was actually pretty sick.

    • @gracieloufreebush4899
      @gracieloufreebush4899 5 месяцев назад +1023

      you are enabling him mr rober, and we love you for it

    • @luke_mckay
      @luke_mckay 5 месяцев назад +405

      Phallus-seeking, actually

    • @nuclearsu
      @nuclearsu 5 месяцев назад +131

      I bet you regret letting him say and do anything for the sponsored segment lol

    • @IPlay2MuchMinecraft
      @IPlay2MuchMinecraft 5 месяцев назад +71

      I remember when William’s channel was bigger that yours. Seems a little silly now tho.

    • @mytoesis5759
      @mytoesis5759 5 месяцев назад +33

      just know you’re supporting his military nightmares

  • @PracticalEngineeringChannel
    @PracticalEngineeringChannel 5 месяцев назад +16451

    ill take the dew

    • @Joseph_Leroy
      @Joseph_Leroy 5 месяцев назад +201

      Damn beat me to it

    • @Wyvernnnn
      @Wyvernnnn 5 месяцев назад +122

      I didn't think you had that Chaos in you

    • @Conessay
      @Conessay 5 месяцев назад +47

      let him cook 🙏🙏

    • @JustinAlexanderBell
      @JustinAlexanderBell 5 месяцев назад +24

      No I want it, I'll turn the bottle into a coolant tank.

    • @Blake2000
      @Blake2000 5 месяцев назад +74

      I'll take the bottle of body temperature liquid 🙋‍♂️

  • @asher5048
    @asher5048 5 месяцев назад +3633

    When the knife flew off the piston I immediately thought “thank goodness the baby isn’t in there” and sure enough it cuts to his baby activating the piston knife right after lol

    • @Redcraft7578
      @Redcraft7578 5 месяцев назад +28

      Well, it wasn’t really aimed at the baby, so….

    • @emptyforrest
      @emptyforrest 5 месяцев назад +203

      @@Redcraft7578 also, babies are really small targets and thus really hard to hit,

    • @rc-fannl7364
      @rc-fannl7364 5 месяцев назад +20

      I'd like to quote Jimmy from Jimmy's World airplane channel: "What could possibly go wrong?"

    • @vyruss000
      @vyruss000 5 месяцев назад +3

      Potato is super cute

    • @THE_ONE_TRUE_JESTER
      @THE_ONE_TRUE_JESTER 5 месяцев назад +21

      "Screw Screw Screw Screw, It's how I ended up with you"

  • @TEEDUBS
    @TEEDUBS 5 месяцев назад +526

    "That's how I ended up with you" got me. 10/10 Dad joke.

  • @KamiKarl
    @KamiKarl 5 месяцев назад +12017

    Making a flamethrower heat activated is the most William thing ever.

    • @EthanHannemann
      @EthanHannemann 5 месяцев назад +111

      Open sauce will be Chaos with that thing

    • @Wrappedinhair
      @Wrappedinhair 5 месяцев назад +111

      Most on-brand thing he did since lasercut Vin Diesel

    • @LordHonkInc
      @LordHonkInc 5 месяцев назад +13

      @@Wrappedinhair oh man, that was a great one xD

    • @johndeaux8815
      @johndeaux8815 5 месяцев назад +8

      Other than a heat seeking attack drone 😂

    • @lawnmowerdude
      @lawnmowerdude 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Wrappedinhairmade out of ham.

  • @Brandonator24
    @Brandonator24 5 месяцев назад +2253

    17:18 "Dude it's a drone that tracks a light that's pretty cool"
    William programmed a moth

    • @greencanner4284
      @greencanner4284 5 месяцев назад +96

      Or a Laser Guided Bomb, really just depends on how you look at it

    • @KoboretaMiruku
      @KoboretaMiruku 5 месяцев назад +89

      @@greencanner4284 what I've taken from this is a moth is a laser guided bomb

    • @georgeh5075
      @georgeh5075 5 месяцев назад +42

      ​@@KoboretaMiruku A laser guided moth would be a psychological weapon

    • @greencanner4284
      @greencanner4284 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@KoboretaMiruku pretty much, the seeker on an LGB is just like 4 or 5 photodiodes with an optical filter over them so they an only see the laser point

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 5 месяцев назад

      Just call it biomimicry and it'll draw all the investors.

  • @niemandfaxenmindestlohn
    @niemandfaxenmindestlohn 5 месяцев назад +3503

    William. The guy who lost his house to a fire and used a flamethrower on a wooden table in his new home

    • @EricMJWebster
      @EricMJWebster 5 месяцев назад +73

      My man is a little unhinged and owns it 😅

    • @noah4822
      @noah4822 5 месяцев назад +85

      based renter behavior

    • @eli3998
      @eli3998 5 месяцев назад +57

      *a heat activated flame thrower

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 5 месяцев назад +23

      The fire wouldn't dare attack twice.

    • @spammus1
      @spammus1 5 месяцев назад +6

      Well they do say to fight fire with fire

  • @commandercody1210
    @commandercody1210 5 месяцев назад +474

    lockheed about to give this man a blank check

    • @Trunkeddetcord995
      @Trunkeddetcord995 5 месяцев назад +5

      Skunkworks about too hire him

    • @festivebear9946
      @festivebear9946 14 дней назад

      He already worked for the government. He helped simulate the gun for the F35 jet. Kinda explains why he seems so loaded lol

  • @GingerPale
    @GingerPale 5 месяцев назад +1789

    Really worried (excited) these toys will be combined into one flying-flamethrower-baby-knife-thrusting drone-tank that burns, slices and stabs you.
    But it’s the psychological damage of it also calling you old and wrinkly while it does that really pushes it to an 11/10
    Which is exactly why you gotta go to open sauce

    • @MistyEyedMuse
      @MistyEyedMuse 5 месяцев назад +24

      I like you even more now, Mr. GingerPale. A man of science.

    • @definitelybored
      @definitelybored 5 месяцев назад +2

      I can very much so agree to that

    • @saltylmao
      @saltylmao 5 месяцев назад

      hi

    • @sleepdeprivedcactus
      @sleepdeprivedcactus 5 месяцев назад

      JUST WHAT AMERICA NEEDS

    • @Mobius_Finch
      @Mobius_Finch 5 месяцев назад +4

      Dont forget the tazer

  • @anon_y_mousse
    @anon_y_mousse 5 месяцев назад +1009

    Heat seeking, knife wielding tank is definitely a 10 out of 10 nightmare. That you had the baby in your arms and still activated it is a 100 out of 10 nightmare.

    • @itstybear
      @itstybear 5 месяцев назад +47

      For real I was like “please remove the baby” in my head 😅

    • @PMtoAM
      @PMtoAM 5 месяцев назад +10

      Quite possibly sheer heart attack from jojos pt4

    • @raphaelmorgan2307
      @raphaelmorgan2307 5 месяцев назад +15

      the baby's face when the knife shot out 😭

    • @hantront
      @hantront 5 месяцев назад +28

      Safety first man. Did you expect him to activate it WITHOUT some sort of shielding equipment or something?

    • @chrispham6599
      @chrispham6599 5 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@raphaelmorgan2307I can't blame her! I really REALLY can't blame her showing major discomfort. Because at least she's developing self preservation, a personality trait that I can only assume inherited from mom

  • @asger123_8
    @asger123_8 5 месяцев назад +1054

    Heat seeking toy tank that stabs everything close to the ground made by a man with a newborn in the house

    • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
      @matthewtalbot-paine7977 5 месяцев назад +70

      And he show the new born how to activate it!

    • @AlexM-xj7qd
      @AlexM-xj7qd 5 месяцев назад +6

      😅

    • @mittensk44
      @mittensk44 4 месяца назад

      666 likes lol

    • @sugnidingus
      @sugnidingus 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@matthewtalbot-paine7977and told us how he made it

  • @rjtimmerman2861
    @rjtimmerman2861 5 месяцев назад +116

    7:00 "Screw, screw, screw, screw, it's how I ended up with you" and cutting to the baby was diabolically funny

  • @veritasium
    @veritasium 5 месяцев назад +1632

    See ya there!

  • @marcoling2173
    @marcoling2173 5 месяцев назад +452

    That stabby tank is definitely nightmare material. An all-terrain hunk of metal strapped with a powerful stabby weapon slowly but surely coming at you, regardless of day or night, ready to cause non-fatal but incapacitating injuries and excruciating pain by obliterating your ankles, is surely a 10/10 nightmare.

    • @TytusNg
      @TytusNg 5 месяцев назад +2

      He should have replaced the blade with some fireworks with extra gunpowder

  • @sunnysonne2957
    @sunnysonne2957 5 месяцев назад +697

    Not only did you have a baby activate a contraption you knew fully capable of flinging knives, you gave it heatseeking and almost let it loose on your self. 10/10 nightmare

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 месяцев назад +1

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @tnarg9561
      @tnarg9561 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@EEEEEEEEE

    • @Seedwreck
      @Seedwreck 16 дней назад

      What’s the point of an immature comment like this?

  • @bencenagy6638
    @bencenagy6638 5 месяцев назад +7

    I love how the doll could be an even better working nightmare, it just takes a line or two of code. It just needs to clamp the signal so if the laser temp senses more than a certain value it just starts a timer or ignores the new triggers.

  • @carazy123_
    @carazy123_ 5 месяцев назад +1117

    9:36 “How many nightmare points?”
    “I don’t-I-ha-h-ih-what’s wrong with you??”

    • @Xenoray1
      @Xenoray1 5 месяцев назад +34

      divorce papers: filed

    • @tiduszk
      @tiduszk Месяц назад +6

      Alternative title: William Osman repeatedly traumatizes his wife with various murder robots.

  • @aliheja
    @aliheja 5 месяцев назад +4463

    "screw, screw, glue, glue, that's how i ended up with you" 💀

    • @marsomatic639
      @marsomatic639 5 месяцев назад +323

      Most unhinged statement in the whole video

    • @AMX0013
      @AMX0013 5 месяцев назад +46

      @7:01

    • @BrysonTheTomato
      @BrysonTheTomato 5 месяцев назад +72

      caught me off guard

    • @Lilkieff
      @Lilkieff 5 месяцев назад +10

      He was talking to his kid

    • @FarmerFpv
      @FarmerFpv 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@marsomatic639 You're kidding, right? Did you not get it or something?

  • @thestrangeguy6084
    @thestrangeguy6084 5 месяцев назад +606

    Todays Video features:
    Disguising a Military Object as a civilian Object: (Perfidy under Section 37(1) of A.P. 1 of the geneva Convention)
    Making an autonomous Millitary Robot without target discrimination: (UN-Convention against Weapons with either excessively injourious or indiscrimate effect)
    The meme thing (Good taste)
    Making a terminal guidance seeker (International Traffic in Arms Regulations Part 121 on Ammunition and Guidance)
    All in all a solid 7/10 in terms of military nightmares

    • @nolanbaker2360
      @nolanbaker2360 5 месяцев назад +62

      Civilians can't commit war crimes
      It's just a list of ideas for us lol

    • @sortaspicey9278
      @sortaspicey9278 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​@nolanbaker2360 🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @duskpede5146
      @duskpede5146 5 месяцев назад +44

      @@nolanbaker2360 well if you keep committing enough of them they stop considering you a civilian

    • @PlatypusBillDuck
      @PlatypusBillDuck 5 месяцев назад +10

      "ITAR? I don't!" - William Osman probably

    • @sunnysonne2957
      @sunnysonne2957 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@duskpede5146 that's not true at all! We still call Canadians civilians don't we?

  • @vern219
    @vern219 5 месяцев назад +14

    The algorithm showed me this today and I am so thankful, subscribed, also as a fellow dad, your baby pushing the button and aftermath was hilarious, and the Nile reference was so funny

  • @WaterjetChannel
    @WaterjetChannel 5 месяцев назад +294

    Babe wake up William Osman is still alive

    • @suiway
      @suiway 5 месяцев назад +8

      Everyone put on your safety squints!

  • @shockdoggo6889
    @shockdoggo6889 5 месяцев назад +1749

    >turns a baby doll that sh*ts itself into a flamethrower
    >the flames come out of the mouth

    • @BlitzzingArts
      @BlitzzingArts 5 месяцев назад +94

      One is a William Osman invention, the other is me after Mexican food

    • @VoltisArt
      @VoltisArt 5 месяцев назад +76

      Reeves would have had the flames coming out the other end. He also would have made it swear.

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 5 месяцев назад +31

      ​@@VoltisArt or be activated by swearing

    • @trevorhaddox6884
      @trevorhaddox6884 5 месяцев назад +8

      BigCliveDotCom already put a firework in a doll's rear some years ago.

    • @coloradoduckling1174
      @coloradoduckling1174 5 месяцев назад +8

      William is Sid from Toy Story

  • @KoboretaMiruku
    @KoboretaMiruku 5 месяцев назад +168

    9:28 i love how knife tank was clearly the most dangerous and he angled the knife off center before caretaker came in the room

  • @TiernanWilkinson
    @TiernanWilkinson Месяц назад +5

    2:57 From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.

  • @nicocolarusso5770
    @nicocolarusso5770 5 месяцев назад +582

    "What's wrong with you" should have been worth bonus nightmare points on it's own! That tank was a genuine nightmare and way worse than the baby!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 месяцев назад +1

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @brennanruiz1803
      @brennanruiz1803 5 месяцев назад +6

      "What is wrong with you?" idk but she still married him

    • @Seedwreck
      @Seedwreck 16 дней назад

      What

  • @Garguler
    @Garguler 5 месяцев назад +875

    No way, William has decided to post a video on his second chanel.

    • @glorbog
      @glorbog 5 месяцев назад +11

      We have to take what we can get unfortunately. 😞

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@glorbog No, stop. do not.

    • @adfaklsdjf
      @adfaklsdjf 5 месяцев назад +2

      💥 roasted

    • @glorbog
      @glorbog 5 месяцев назад

      @@goldensloth7 please, can you don't.

    • @Chronicallywitty
      @Chronicallywitty 5 месяцев назад +2

      Dude, I didn’t even notice which channel this was on. 😂😂

  • @bittertentacles
    @bittertentacles 5 месяцев назад +811

    Leaving a comment because you didn't say "US Only" and I can't think of anything funnier than making you mail a bottle of mountain dew all the way to Japan.

    • @RedstoneMiner18
      @RedstoneMiner18 5 месяцев назад +14

      Lmaooo

    • @MIFTY-BOI
      @MIFTY-BOI 5 месяцев назад +12

      this is genius

    • @luckyshark32
      @luckyshark32 5 месяцев назад +1

      US mountain dew is banned in Japan I think? Might be wrong...

    • @oddlem
      @oddlem 5 месяцев назад +8

      I live in south america and I was half considering asking lmao, except I hate how mountain dew tastes so I didn't think it was worth

    • @rnts08
      @rnts08 5 месяцев назад

      If not Japan, try to Vietnam.

  • @Dragorage10111
    @Dragorage10111 5 месяцев назад +5

    This is like what probably what Sid from Toy Story would have done if he didn’t changed his ways

  • @marsultra
    @marsultra 5 месяцев назад +379

    Will:
    Makes a heat seeking knife. Makes body heated target
    Turns it on.
    Forgets he also has body heat.
    Tank:
    Target acquired!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 месяцев назад +1

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @NocturnalTyphlosion
      @NocturnalTyphlosion 5 месяцев назад

      こっちを見ろ。

    • @rjtimmerman2861
      @rjtimmerman2861 5 месяцев назад +3

      I was looking for a comment about this, man almost got shanked himself😭

  • @GraveTypeBed
    @GraveTypeBed 5 месяцев назад +232

    I love how the baby is clearly horrified of the piston shank, and William is having a celebration. Missed these videos.

  • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
    @D44RK_Iced_Yogs 5 месяцев назад +1484

    Mom!! He’s back!! Creating deadly weapons again!

    • @BKiffy
      @BKiffy 5 месяцев назад +11

      what becoming a father does to a man

    • @curtquill8413
      @curtquill8413 5 месяцев назад +2

      They need to grow up faster

    • @Haarschmuckfachgeschafttadpole
      @Haarschmuckfachgeschafttadpole 5 месяцев назад +11

      He's pretty active on his second channel

    • @pdillenburg
      @pdillenburg 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@HaarschmuckfachgeschafttadpoleYou mean his main channel?

    • @sheeps4485
      @sheeps4485 5 месяцев назад

      911 likes

  • @gsleazy1975
    @gsleazy1975 4 месяца назад +1

    What I see here is not a RUclipsr.
    What we are witnessing is a simple man, a woman who deeply cares for her family, and his willingness to always feloniously extract her fight or flight responses.
    I'm absolutely enamored with your toiling away to get only begrudgingly received by your spouse. You're a champ keep it up bud ❤

    • @Seedwreck
      @Seedwreck 16 дней назад

      Wow, I have no clue how to understand this.
      He likes making her scared is way easier to say?
      Very odd comment

  • @bulbasaur153
    @bulbasaur153 5 месяцев назад +58

    8:22 "A body-temperature liquid" is a very suspicious way to phrase that while holding a bottle of yellow.

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 5 месяцев назад +170

    You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for tank with a shank.

    • @gsleazy1975
      @gsleazy1975 4 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Magmafrost13
    @Magmafrost13 5 месяцев назад +266

    I think a robot that exclusively shoots at your crotch is already psychological warfare tbh

  • @xxdausxx200
    @xxdausxx200 4 месяца назад +4

    That drone is basically the same type of thing the military is using in their new swarm weapon Scariest one hands down all it needs is boom

  • @DtrDisco
    @DtrDisco 5 месяцев назад +161

    The fact he made Sheer Heart Attack a real thing is kinda impressive.

    • @NocturnalTyphlosion
      @NocturnalTyphlosion 5 месяцев назад +10

      シアーハートアタックに弱点はない。

    • @Aetherismə
      @Aetherismə 5 месяцев назад +7

      ゴゴゴゴ

    • @mutt7883
      @mutt7883 5 месяцев назад +2

      "LOOK OVER HERE!"

  • @GLUBSCHI
    @GLUBSCHI 5 месяцев назад +816

    An entire team of people worked on making that diaper baby toy a thing. Think about that

    • @orijimi
      @orijimi 5 месяцев назад +33

      I don't think these are the same product, but did anyone else seeing this have this activate their ancient memory of a commercial for a similar doll where they emphatically said "She really tinkles!"? Man, that was a wild feeling.

    • @johndeaux8815
      @johndeaux8815 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​@orijimi yeah I vaguely recall that slogan from maybe a decade ago? Weird times 😂

    • @ZeroOneInfinity
      @ZeroOneInfinity 5 месяцев назад +3

      One more thing that disgusts me with this simulation we live in. Although it's pretty far down the list after things like war, corruption, greed, suffering etc...

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 5 месяцев назад +2

      they got PAID tho

    • @dixonstroi
      @dixonstroi 5 месяцев назад +5

      AND an entire other team of people discussed it, approved it, and made asinine suggestions. Then ANOTHER team of people had to hire YET MORE TEAM*S* of people to make tv and print ads for it.

  • @rodenbeard
    @rodenbeard 5 месяцев назад +75

    "A flamethrower you can't turn off" is possibly the most William Osman invention of all time

  • @daneh031
    @daneh031 5 месяцев назад +1

    I've got an easy and fun video idea that solves a common problem: always losing your beer or mixing up your old beer with a new one. Can you create a drone that holds your beer and flies it around after you, offering sips?
    I hope the sauce is going well - I hope to have an exhibit for next year that has something to do with a beer drone but is more "marketable, lol."

  • @nerdlord2288
    @nerdlord2288 5 месяцев назад +61

    that tank is horrifying. imagine walking around in the dark and you hear a little rc tank.then all the sudden you get stabbed in the ankles fall over then keep getting stabbed

    • @VoltisArt
      @VoltisArt 5 месяцев назад +5

      To be a military horror, it really just needs to be faster.
      ...okay, not dropping the knife would help.

    • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
      @MyRegardsToTheDodo 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@VoltisArt I mean, getting stabbed multiple times, you barely manage to get away from that thing just for it to shoot the knife at you also seems kind of horrifying.

    • @gavinjcooke
      @gavinjcooke 5 месяцев назад

      Imagine the police trying to figure out what happened when they find your dead body

  • @austingamble2194
    @austingamble2194 5 месяцев назад +261

    Caretaker asking william if he's alright when he's in the dark maniacally laughing kills me 😂

    • @PetrosDelialis
      @PetrosDelialis 5 месяцев назад +4

      that was the wife

    • @Jadeserphant
      @Jadeserphant 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@PetrosDelialis Same, same. Lol

    • @Pieman6711
      @Pieman6711 4 месяца назад +1

      @@PetrosDelialis Honestly, what wife isn't a caretaker?

    • @Menderrr
      @Menderrr 4 месяца назад +5

      @@PetrosDelialisbefore he would call her his wife, he called her “caretaker”

  • @themetal2244
    @themetal2244 5 месяцев назад +65

    The fact that Will took the time to build a full op amp circuit for a temperature detecting proximity sensor that triggers a flamethrower instead of just using an ultrasonic sensor or LIDAR completely stunlocked me. Never change, Big Willy

    • @Waggles1123
      @Waggles1123 5 месяцев назад +13

      Ultrasonic or LIDAR would trigger on any moving object. Temperature detecting sensors will trigger on warm bodies.
      Also, it gives it a free dead band. If the flamethrower comes on and is sensed by the heat detector, that will just keep the heat detector on for a period of time (to thoroughly burn your victim) until the running average is saturated at the burning temperature, then it'll stay off for a fixed period until your running average has had time to return to ambient.

    • @themetal2244
      @themetal2244 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Waggles1123 You're not wrong, but there's still trade-offs to using the temperature method. It definitely has higher design complexity, and would be difficult to tune the detection correctly to prevent false positives, which is why we see it triggering in the video on nothing. IMO, motion detection is a better approximation for detecting people, as it would be far more trivial to code and design around. Also, blasting flames at anything that moves is just funny

  • @raenfox
    @raenfox 2 месяца назад +2

    The fact that that drone survived slamming into the ceiling and ground at full speed multiple times is actually quite impressive.

  • @spencerwarren8302
    @spencerwarren8302 5 месяцев назад +63

    Flamethrower baby is Wills version of Michael Reeves's Lazer baby. Good to see the danger baby project category growing over the years

    • @VoltisArt
      @VoltisArt 5 месяцев назад +2

      I suppose Kevin and Nigel will have to respond with lava baby and acid baby.

    • @spencerwarren8302
      @spencerwarren8302 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@VoltisArt I can imagine lava baby made of some poorly casted Concrete with a funnel in its head, and acid baby is just a normal baby with some glassware crammed inside

    • @melliferou
      @melliferou 5 месяцев назад +1

      Danger Baby goes hard as a band name

  • @mickeyslim
    @mickeyslim 5 месяцев назад +129

    11:30 that just means William is packing HEAT down there

    • @Brianfr.
      @Brianfr. 5 месяцев назад +1

      I need picture proof

  • @bradleybrewster5615
    @bradleybrewster5615 5 месяцев назад +6

    Why I love this RUclips channel…. Will literally shows a clip of the knife flying off the piston thingy and the very next clip he’s having his baby activate the piston 😂😂😂😂

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 5 месяцев назад

      It’s what I love so much about this channel. His sense of humour is everywhere just like his creativity. I don’t even know if this video will get monetized with the way YT is. He’s never boring and I don’t know how ppl can write horrible stuff about him. He just radiates everything I love. Always a fun watch. And the visual jokes like what looked like pee in the bottle. The man should be treasured.

  • @sadbriansadbrian
    @sadbriansadbrian 5 месяцев назад +291

    7:01 “screw screw screw it’s how i ended up with you” got me💀 LMAO

    • @vrgamer6644
      @vrgamer6644 5 месяцев назад +10

      Caught me off guard LOL

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 месяцев назад +5

      E

  • @matchastarcandy
    @matchastarcandy 5 месяцев назад +80

    "The tank is happy if both thermometers see something hot" *shows photo of Nigel* 😭😭😭

  • @Tuco-js
    @Tuco-js 5 месяцев назад +388

    William Osman is the type of guy to see a toy and ask "Is anybody gonna turn this into a military grade weapon?"
    And not wait for an answer

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 месяцев назад +1

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @worawatli8952
      @worawatli8952 5 месяцев назад +1

      He used to work with military testing equipments before doing RUclips. The man is re-living his PTSD. lol

  • @LUCID_SPARE_CHANNEL
    @LUCID_SPARE_CHANNEL 2 месяца назад +7

    0:24 AINT NO WAY U JUST CALLED MARK ROBERT’S HACK PACK TOY 1STAR

  • @read2write228
    @read2write228 5 месяцев назад +169

    William channeled his early Michael Reeves energy. The two switch asynchronously between "curious application of interesting science" and "actual menace to society" and I love it.

    • @enbycurses
      @enbycurses 5 месяцев назад +2

      no hes just crazy

    • @PrivateJoenes
      @PrivateJoenes 5 месяцев назад +1

      michael did do the murder drone fleet thing, but with facial tracking instead of IR tracking

    • @retartedfreak
      @retartedfreak 5 месяцев назад

      That tank is a literal murder bot lmao

  • @George_vv
    @George_vv 5 месяцев назад +73

    I have a feeling this video was supposed to come out a month ago but it's honestly fair it didn't.

  • @TheeShifty
    @TheeShifty 5 месяцев назад +18

    Can we just talk about engineers for a sec.. We have people like Mark, who... worked for NASA and do stuff to help trees and seas, and then we have Will and Michael who do things for CHAOS, BUT also still serve some educational purpose. I feel like it's two sides of the engineer coin and Bxtch I love both, LET ME LEARN ALL THE THINGS. I'm SO serious, yuns could post videos TRULY explaining how things really work and i'd be like yes i must watch and take notes but, i'm just a note taking kinda lady. I'm taking notes while reading The Silmarillion soo..

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 5 месяцев назад +3

    William is the closest thing to a real life Dead Rising protagonist we have. Man makes life threatening death contraptions out of kids toys and duct tape on the daily💀

  • @KyleLi
    @KyleLi 5 месяцев назад +55

    In all my time building drones, You have somehow built the most terrifying drone feature I’ve ever seen and flew it inside your house

  • @IM2OFU
    @IM2OFU 5 месяцев назад +105

    probably the youngest person to ever have controlled a murder robot. Raising em right (up to become a supervillain)

  • @GinjaLeviathan
    @GinjaLeviathan 5 месяцев назад +60

    William becoming Sid from Toy Story
    "How many nightmare points"
    "What's wrong with you"

  • @Colawotb
    @Colawotb 2 месяца назад +3

    NO NO NO 6:45 you are not turning your son into a killer and teaching him all of this at such a young age lmao

  • @KC-Mitch
    @KC-Mitch 5 месяцев назад +47

    2:35 as a new dad myself, my kid seeing anything and sticking it straight in her mouth is too real 😂. You're straddling on "oh that's hilarious" to "oh dear God please don't die eating that!"

  • @steveraybro8769
    @steveraybro8769 5 месяцев назад +184

    3:13
    “From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.”

    • @cracked_smith-qz1ez
      @cracked_smith-qz1ez 5 месяцев назад +4

      here it is, highest up mechanicus comment

    • @theminecraft4202
      @theminecraft4202 5 месяцев назад +4

      for the glory, of the Omnissiah

    • @CheeseMeat_
      @CheeseMeat_ 5 месяцев назад +1

      "I craved the strength and certainty of steel, and aspired into the blessed machine."

    • @ceciliorubens
      @ceciliorubens 5 месяцев назад

      "Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you."

  • @maxcaldwell4648
    @maxcaldwell4648 5 месяцев назад +8

    William Osman doesn’t get enough credit, this guy is honestly a genius with his level of creativity and technical knowledge. Big ups to this guy.

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 5 месяцев назад

      Plus just being so damn likeable and funny. How he thinks of his ideas in the first place. These were so impressive and just so fun to watch. He absolutely is a genius. I’m going through all of his content from the start and it’s just been amazing.

  • @MichaelSuperbacker
    @MichaelSuperbacker 5 месяцев назад +5

    Congratulations on 3 Million Subscribers!!!

  • @Joao-pm8je
    @Joao-pm8je 5 месяцев назад +45

    9:36 How many nightmare points? 🤗
    “…what is wrong with you? 😖”

  • @jaspervandenameele4834
    @jaspervandenameele4834 5 месяцев назад +18

    I love how the "actual" structure of the video is trying increasingly difficult things using IR sensor tracking and although the drone was really impressive, I think the baby is by far the most memorable haha

  • @jadeeliss
    @jadeeliss 5 месяцев назад +17

    i’d like to take this opportunity to voice my personal “scammed by a toy commercial” story. it was this weird robotic dog, i think maybe littlest pet shop brand(it had a big head like those dolls). in the commercial it was advertised as a pool toy that could swim and do a doggy paddle, when i got it and tried it out the giant head made it flip over everytime. idk how they got footage for the commercial, it was convincing

  • @bakicci
    @bakicci 5 месяцев назад +2

    caretaker in these videos adds so much i love it

  • @SalPizzurro
    @SalPizzurro 5 месяцев назад +73

    If Sid from Toy Story had a RUclips channel

  • @dishwasherdetergentsigma
    @dishwasherdetergentsigma 5 месяцев назад +90

    "the irs said i couldnt do tax evasion, so i turned a dyson vacuum into an orbital cannon"

  • @PorkShark
    @PorkShark 5 месяцев назад +148

    _"Dogballs applied to General Admission to Open Sauce. A $50.00 discount is available."_

  • @ledrid6956
    @ledrid6956 5 месяцев назад +98

    imagine if this is how ol' willy died, i can only assume his daughter would vow vengeance on the concept of engineering itself for the rest of her life.

    • @Lastielion
      @Lastielion 5 месяцев назад +5

      If I know anything about supervillains she would inevitably also become Green Goblin in his legacy.

    • @DragonKing77146
      @DragonKing77146 5 месяцев назад +1

      She would destroy all toys r us for making her father do this

  • @ShadowZephyr326
    @ShadowZephyr326 5 месяцев назад +19

    I was not expecting Backyard to throw ass like that

    • @Girvo747
      @Girvo747 5 месяцев назад

      I'll be in my bunk...

  • @shadowtrell9961
    @shadowtrell9961 5 месяцев назад +22

    Toys to military weapons? Oh, that's the plot of that 90s movie Small Soldiers. I like that movie.
    EDIT: William Osman is just Sid from Toy Story.

    • @VikingTeddy
      @VikingTeddy 5 месяцев назад +4

      The Ukies did it too. Every single toy that had sensors or radio was either stripped for parts or modified in to something deadly in the first month of the kerfuffle.
      Not by the military mind you, just guys like William who saw a chance to play mad scientist :)

  • @gtaseed
    @gtaseed 5 месяцев назад

    That light seeking drone thing man, the way it flies... It's really reminiscent of those wasps that just won't go away and follow you around, nightmare fuel 10/10

  • @Jpnotmyname
    @Jpnotmyname 5 месяцев назад +47

    "Screw, Screw, is how i ended up with you" Will is a complete comedy god.....

  • @JulienCasalini
    @JulienCasalini 5 месяцев назад +48

    17:23 "Everything I built in this video is coming with me at open sauce"
    Oh no

  • @lexicase8805
    @lexicase8805 5 месяцев назад +30

    7:06 glue glue screw screw its how i ended up with you 😂 omg im dying. I needed this laughter so much today thankyou for brightening my day Will 😊

    • @kieran.grant_
      @kieran.grant_ 4 месяца назад

      So entirely out of pocket, lol

  • @hubertnnn
    @hubertnnn 5 месяцев назад +1

    You missed the perfect opportunity of hiding that doll's igniter inside something that looks like a cigarette.
    This way it would look much more gangsta

  • @myaccount6216
    @myaccount6216 5 месяцев назад +23

    Nothing brings back my enthusiasm for making random projects like the bi-yearly William Osman video

  • @camwing
    @camwing 5 месяцев назад +125

    Prediction: The "I'm gonna spend the next week" line will be dramatically inaccurate

  • @Guz9014
    @Guz9014 5 месяцев назад +5

    William is living the dream of a 10 year old and I'm absolutely hooked

  • @grantsrants665
    @grantsrants665 5 месяцев назад +4

    Modify the baby to make it scream whenever it fires

  • @picasso8306
    @picasso8306 5 месяцев назад +25

    “Big Ass Metal Piston Spike” -Michael Reeves

  • @potatosordfighter666
    @potatosordfighter666 5 месяцев назад +22

    How many nightmare points?
    "What's wrong with you?"

  • @woahdudeitsme9742
    @woahdudeitsme9742 5 месяцев назад +35

    "What do you think?"
    Baby *dubstep sounds*

  • @UbberMapper
    @UbberMapper 3 месяца назад

    The subtle wink he gave when talking about how he can do and say whatever he wants ROFL....also, when the tank got through attaching the bottle of "body temp fluid" (that is hilarious) and turned on its creator, i honestly freaked out for a minute before laughing hysterically.

  • @ahumanbeing4384
    @ahumanbeing4384 5 месяцев назад +13

    8:33 bro almost casually stabbed himself in the junk

  • @outbakjak
    @outbakjak 5 месяцев назад +70

    This video was incredibly good, MOSTLY because I literally started crying a little when you referred to Open Sauce as the "world's greatest science fair," because you're right. Seriously. Just the idea that in the future, people who are no longer in school AND people who are, makers, people who just like making cool sh*t with engineering and electronics, could just sign up and show off the awesome stuff they made potentially for free, and it's merit-based, the idea that this could spread and open the doors for other similar events worldwide, you know.. it just really chokes me up. This is the start of a truly, incredibly beautiful thing, all jokes aside, although I love the jokes too but... thank you, William. What you made is really, really freaking cool. I love you (to Will and anyone reading this 😘)

    • @sysofficial
      @sysofficial 5 месяцев назад +1

      I love you too buddy. I feel you, and respect you for admitting this made you tear up a little. It takes some courage to do so, at least from my perspective, and these kind words is the reason William is still with us

  • @Scrambles19
    @Scrambles19 5 месяцев назад +25

    "Safety is our number one priority" Guy literally has a podcast called "Safety Third" xD

    • @Seedwreck
      @Seedwreck 16 дней назад

      It ain’t Russia here

  • @WoodenCreationz
    @WoodenCreationz 5 месяцев назад +1

    Loved the video William! Heck of a line up at Opensauce this year!!! A lot of amazing people going to be there this year! 🔥

  • @Londrino
    @Londrino 5 месяцев назад +61

    "We have Open Sauce at home"
    Open Sauce at home: Actually... pretty neat!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 месяцев назад

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @dylanable309
    @dylanable309 5 месяцев назад +46

    Wills gonna get CPS called on him.
    Next video: tricking CPS

    • @Seedwreck
      @Seedwreck 16 дней назад

      CPS for what?
      Pressing a button?
      Comment elsewhere

  • @Toadstar95
    @Toadstar95 5 месяцев назад +59

    Will no one say how cool his wife’s Bluey shirt is. 12:15

  • @baddaytrader
    @baddaytrader 18 дней назад +1

    The flamethrower baby should be called Jack-Jack, like the flaming baby from Incredibles.

  • @jaykay3561
    @jaykay3561 5 месяцев назад +5

    Thank you for the dew. I don't know how you plan on splitting it 3000+ ways but we appreciate it

  • @ethan3019
    @ethan3019 5 месяцев назад +29

    He looks like Jesse from breaking bad but if he actually payed attention in school

    • @snattlerake4417
      @snattlerake4417 5 месяцев назад +2

      If Jesse actually made a robot in that one episode

    • @ethan3019
      @ethan3019 5 месяцев назад

      @@snattlerake4417 Nice

  • @jairusjoaquinombao1502
    @jairusjoaquinombao1502 5 месяцев назад +4

    The fact that I didn’t see anything wrong about a thermally activated FLAMEthrower until William pointed it out makes me happy that he didn’t see it as well until it was too late

  • @Jimbobnutzon
    @Jimbobnutzon 3 месяца назад +1

    9:11 blud fr *"loved"* that chicken

  • @Theplasmakid
    @Theplasmakid 5 месяцев назад +67

    William:"Screw Screw Screw Screw, thats how i ended up with you"
    The baby:💀💀

  • @shadam_free
    @shadam_free 5 месяцев назад +41

    6:26 - Wow, thats dangerous, I'm glad the baby is not in the room.
    6:35 - I'm calling Child Protection Services