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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @Ididathing
    @Ididathing  24 дня назад +1158

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  • @Ididathing
    @Ididathing  23 дня назад +32341

    Edit* I have since found i massively stuffed up in this video in a way that i wasnt aware of. Do not place farmed fish in a body of water they do not belong in. As farmed fish and even just the water they are raised in can introduce diseases and harm other ecosytems. I sometimes get too excited with an idea and dont stop to consider wether i should actually do it.

    • @BuffABean
      @BuffABean 23 дня назад +1178

      Okay

    • @naturewalk4022
      @naturewalk4022 23 дня назад +2100

      You don’t have to explain yourself IDAT, it makes it less funny

    • @MCNarret
      @MCNarret 23 дня назад +3631

      Was it the most ethical/best thing you could have done, hell no, should it be normalized, hell no, did you give those fish a life and a unique journey that no other fish had been on before without permanently injuring them, hell ya. Can't expect everyone to be perfect but yelling at you would be very very very low on the list of people who should be yelled at for such things.

    • @death_by_stars8203
      @death_by_stars8203 23 дня назад +1476

      I'm waiting for the barramundi population to suddenly explode in that bay they released themselves in.

    • @blueberrytea-ib9gl
      @blueberrytea-ib9gl 23 дня назад +517

      I dont really care about killing fish or anything, but making them suffer by keeping them above water and just generally sressing them out by all the enviroment changes is what bothers me tbh

  • @Macks_Mustermann
    @Macks_Mustermann 23 дня назад +13493

    13:40 Seeing five fish dangle in the wind was probably the weirdest thing I saw today.

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 23 дня назад +305

      It was so fucking funny man

    • @noahlenhard7010
      @noahlenhard7010 23 дня назад +121

      I honestly would have been concerned if you had seen something weirder

    • @availxe8639
      @availxe8639 23 дня назад

      Are you expecting to find something weirder today or just hoping this is it?

    • @cristiplopeanu
      @cristiplopeanu 23 дня назад +8

      so far ..

    • @PabloPaster
      @PabloPaster 23 дня назад +7

      Probably?

  • @Spifyninja
    @Spifyninja 23 дня назад +5818

    That shot of the fish loaded in the chutes is one of the most unhinged things I've ever seen. Good work.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 23 дня назад +9

      E

    • @manfredhaase4483
      @manfredhaase4483 23 дня назад +11

      Must be new

    • @justmerc1642
      @justmerc1642 22 дня назад +64

      "Load torpedo tubes one to five!"
      "Aye sir!"
      *Das Barramundi*

    • @naejelangelogonzales6623
      @naejelangelogonzales6623 20 дней назад

      @Raxdflipnote has warned us about the "MARIAH CAREY ENTITY" waking up this soon christmas just like the previous gaurd @Frosted_Derp . Be wary of going to antartica during this period as you may experience hallucinations and other phychological symptoms. God bless

    • @Variety_Pack
      @Variety_Pack 20 дней назад +8

      @@EEEEEEEE I have been seeing you for years. Love your work, keep it up.

  • @ShoesShootsBBs
    @ShoesShootsBBs 15 дней назад +2473

    no way we got fish slavery before GTA 6 💀

    • @alexhlavka8838
      @alexhlavka8838 14 дней назад +37

      This comment is underrated

    • @StonerTyranitar
      @StonerTyranitar 14 дней назад +38

      So far this has been the only GTA 6 joke I’ve found funny

    • @qwopiretyu
      @qwopiretyu 13 дней назад +26

      Mankind enslaved fish before the concepts of theft or automobiles

    • @avril14th.
      @avril14th. 12 дней назад +10

      "Fish slavery" is crazy💀

    • @EC-dz4bq
      @EC-dz4bq 12 дней назад +5

      @@avril14th. I prefer the dark kind... of humor this video portrays.

  • @Endgameeffcee
    @Endgameeffcee 21 день назад +8084

    Ahh the ol’ saying. “you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish… he will harness their fishpower and use them as a motor to pull his boat”

    • @The-Gate-House-Grognard
      @The-Gate-House-Grognard 16 дней назад +134

      My grandfather used to warn me about this all the time

    • @blescax
      @blescax 15 дней назад +17

      For two minutes

    • @Gre-Chaos
      @Gre-Chaos 15 дней назад +2

      ... what? 🤔😐😑😐🤔

    • @NoelleMain
      @NoelleMain 14 дней назад +10

      you mean "if a man teaches a fish"

    • @lameshithead
      @lameshithead 14 дней назад +2

      @@NoelleMain oh nooh no no no

  • @owenainsworth2939
    @owenainsworth2939 19 дней назад +4762

    How high is this dude when he draws up his plans. The carp railgun proposal was not the result of normal brain chemistry

    • @irissupercoolsy
      @irissupercoolsy 15 дней назад +152

      it's the 🎇autism🎇

    • @Olli-kay
      @Olli-kay 15 дней назад +69

      @@irissupercoolsy It's probably both :)
      Having Alexis as your best bud egging you on probs doesn't help either hahaha

    • @amadeuscardenas4623
      @amadeuscardenas4623 14 дней назад +6

      Bro I wanna smoke now...

    • @CorporalHawk848
      @CorporalHawk848 14 дней назад +23

      They’re just Aussie. Different brain waves from birth 😂

    • @GreenTheem
      @GreenTheem 12 дней назад +1

      It’s just factual logic

  • @Miss_Kisa94
    @Miss_Kisa94 23 дня назад +26704

    I love that the koi farmer was just like "nah don't use carp I got a better idea" 😭

    • @pogo1027
      @pogo1027 23 дня назад

      That koi farmer had been waiting his entire life to receive a phone call from some unhinged man looking to use fish as a boat motor

    • @AndyAdventuring
      @AndyAdventuring 23 дня назад +1660

      "Carp? What are ya stupid? Try these guys out..."

    • @wiku7410
      @wiku7410 23 дня назад +622

      He must have done that before

    • @Itxquirk
      @Itxquirk 23 дня назад +25

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु.......

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine 23 дня назад +198

      Koi are a kind of carp, no?

  • @ApexLion_
    @ApexLion_ 12 дней назад +118

    people in the 1800s: by 2024 we'll have flying cars
    2024: FISH POWERED BOAT

  • @fordesponja
    @fordesponja 23 дня назад +3633

    Yeah, Australia is the only country in the world where you can find koalas in trees, kangaroos in your backyard and office workers in ponds.

    • @1FatLittleMonkey
      @1FatLittleMonkey 23 дня назад +97

      And fish in harnesses.

    • @petradegroot3578
      @petradegroot3578 21 день назад +1

      😂😂👍🏼

    • @vulgardisplayoftruth2060
      @vulgardisplayoftruth2060 21 день назад +37

      I hate when I catch office workers fishing, lawyers are even worse.

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 20 дней назад +10

      The group of fish has finally graduated from school, and are currently white collar workers

    • @c2559-z9b
      @c2559-z9b 20 дней назад +3

      and a guy on top of a fish chariot

  • @s3anp4ul
    @s3anp4ul 23 дня назад +12864

    Little known fact, before wild horses were domesticated cavemen used to measure in fishpower

    • @angrymurloc7626
      @angrymurloc7626 23 дня назад +347

      Cars back then were less powerful so it didn't really matter that they hadn't invented numbers beyond 69

    • @Unimoo420
      @Unimoo420 23 дня назад +147

      As a caveman I can attest this is how we measured our power

    • @wan2shuffle
      @wan2shuffle 23 дня назад

      TRUE. This Post Was Fact Checked By True American Patriots

    • @it_is_i_deo
      @it_is_i_deo 23 дня назад +82

      I like to imagine that horsepower was just more speculative back then. "Hey Grug, you know that giant creature with maces for feet and a nutcracker for teeth? I reckon this steam engine is at least as powerful as about 6'a them" -Unga

    • @abhisarkarmakar785
      @abhisarkarmakar785 23 дня назад +54

      i think you mean before horses were invented

  • @BacktoBasics
    @BacktoBasics 22 дня назад +8828

    Those lilypads bring back great memories... Thanks for the good times, hope you've been well. xx

  • @TyErickson-i2s
    @TyErickson-i2s 15 дней назад +93

    These fish need a workers union

  • @aratosees
    @aratosees 22 дня назад +3164

    Pretty sure Poseidon’s watching this like, ‘Finally, someone gets it!’

    • @Blasckk
      @Blasckk 21 день назад +21

      Aquaman*

    • @NianJKL
      @NianJKL 21 день назад +15

      He should have used 13 foot sturgeons

    • @naejelangelogonzales6623
      @naejelangelogonzales6623 20 дней назад

      @Raxdflipnote has warned us about the "MARIAH CAREY ENTITY" waking up this soon christmas just like the previous gaurd @Frosted_Derp . Be wary of going to antartica during this period as you may experience hallucinations and other phychological symptoms. God bless

    • @Ad1nfernum
      @Ad1nfernum 20 дней назад +24

      ​@@NianJKL I had for some reason assumed sturgeon would be slow relative to other fish (which in retrospect probably doesn't matter at all...) so I googled it, and wouldn't you know it, Government of Canada Publications has a paper from 1995 on the subject, "Swimming performance of lake sturgeon." I wonder who else was asking the question and why...

    • @mrefish289
      @mrefish289 20 дней назад +1

      Does he know?

  • @__8120
    @__8120 23 дня назад +2004

    "A fish, is kind of like an engine"
    They hated him for he spoke the truth

  • @vinc3112
    @vinc3112 23 дня назад +7657

    I love how he is just barefoot in every single situation

  • @benjaminbaker60
    @benjaminbaker60 8 дней назад +15

    "You can make a fish drink, but it won't lead you to water." -Confishus 14:55

  • @RuneSwagga
    @RuneSwagga 23 дня назад +4207

    NEVER, in 28 year of life, have i ever thought of tying a harness around a fish. This is ground breaking. It could be a source of infinite energy. I would patent this immediately.

    • @DJCReptiles
      @DJCReptiles 22 дня назад +105

      Sharks would be a better source of power since they never stop moving. Maybe we should be domesticating seals or dolphins for this purpose though. I’m only half joking

    • @gargolus.
      @gargolus. 22 дня назад +128

      It's not ground breaking.
      It's water breaking. . .
      I'm sorry

    • @derp3044
      @derp3044 22 дня назад +3

      ​@@DJCReptilesalready done in dororo

    • @hackedbyBLAGH
      @hackedbyBLAGH 21 день назад +8

      Infinite suffering

    • @CheeseOfMasters
      @CheeseOfMasters 21 день назад +20

      @@hackedbyBLAGH Nobody minds when it's horses.

  • @TheDoggyGIR
    @TheDoggyGIR 23 дня назад +4605

    This may be one of the most unhinged videos yet... perfect!

  • @zxrzFC
    @zxrzFC 16 дней назад +1456

    i am so glad and also impressed that you actually took the effort to acclimate them to the sea water (and did it properly as well) so many people wouldn’t care and just chuck them straight into the new water

    • @leachimy24
      @leachimy24 14 дней назад +100

      Ted Bundy also turned on the heater before he hogtied his victims in his car.

    • @DRGx3
      @DRGx3 14 дней назад +138

      ​​@@leachimy24Ted really was a thoughtful guy. Bless his heart

    • @zxrzFC
      @zxrzFC 14 дней назад +29

      @@leachimy24 seems like a sound guy

    • @UKsystems
      @UKsystems 14 дней назад +12

      @@leachimy24 that wasn’t for the victims that was so he wasn’t cold

    • @nicholasshackleferd
      @nicholasshackleferd 14 дней назад +1

      Who are these people?

  • @AkilaAriyathilaka
    @AkilaAriyathilaka 15 дней назад +11

    I was skeptical at first and then he actually did it! Absolute mad lad. respect.

  • @stonedyouri
    @stonedyouri 23 дня назад +4205

    2:31 "punched a cone" means ripping the bong for anyone wondering

    • @bullilite
      @bullilite 23 дня назад +1

      And "sucked off my first man" means he preformed oral on another bloke

    • @Rock_Appreciator
      @Rock_Appreciator 23 дня назад +205

      I've never heard that one lol, thanks

    • @rexxyonpc
      @rexxyonpc 23 дня назад +76

      ​@Rock_Appreciator cause your not aussie enough 😂😅 it's okay tho we forgive you

    • @juiceda6
      @juiceda6 23 дня назад +26

      What did he say after that lol ?

    • @glenni249
      @glenni249 23 дня назад

      ​@@juiceda6He sucked off his first man under those lilly pads. I can't imagine you need that translated.

  • @MeLLi-v-
    @MeLLi-v- 23 дня назад +2195

    The secret super power of this channel is selecting the PERFECT music for every shot and scene. As he was croozing along with five fishpower, I just listened and was like ".....damn. I love being alive."

    • @Mehhemo
      @Mehhemo 23 дня назад +8

      I know right haha, although I guess it was 4 fishpower later on? What's the ratio of fishpower to horsepower?

    • @Skiman__
      @Skiman__ 23 дня назад +3

      The music in the kitchen aurora borealis is also top tier, fits the visuals perfectly

    • @allanchon1361
      @allanchon1361 23 дня назад +2

      Yeah ngl i was in a pretty cagey mood but this cheered me up alot

    • @hermaeusmora2945
      @hermaeusmora2945 23 дня назад +8

      His music choices are absolute bangers...i just wish he'd put song titles in the description.

    • @patrickchang9135
      @patrickchang9135 23 дня назад +1

      ​@@hermaeusmora2945 Could always try detecting the song with Shazam

  • @aiuipapito
    @aiuipapito 22 дня назад +2178

    somewhere in the fish universe, there's a unhinged fish engineer using human corpses as land chariots

    • @bable6314
      @bable6314 22 дня назад +42

      corpses?

    • @thehans5726
      @thehans5726 21 день назад +19

      @@bable6314plenty of dead divers down there

    • @CheeseOfMasters
      @CheeseOfMasters 21 день назад +15

      @@thehans5726 Still doesn't work.

    • @dee_is_tired
      @dee_is_tired 21 день назад +36

      ... the fish in the video are alive, why would they use human corpses?

    • @nateh2665
      @nateh2665 20 дней назад +3

      In an infinite universe it is possible.

  • @hyuckleberry
    @hyuckleberry 15 дней назад +15

    Thank you so much, I was really struggling with this math problem in school

    • @skipinkoreaable
      @skipinkoreaable 6 дней назад

      The ultimate solution is to breed really smart fish.

  • @mystiquesquared
    @mystiquesquared 21 день назад +430

    Those 5 fish are gonna have the craziest ass story to tell. 😂

    • @chgjake2230
      @chgjake2230 16 дней назад +4

      Did he teach them to talk too?

    • @nothingbutpain863
      @nothingbutpain863 15 дней назад +1

      @@chgjake2230, mystiquesquarad means those fish will tell their relative about the crazy encounter.

    • @chgjake2230
      @chgjake2230 15 дней назад

      @@nothingbutpain863 i was just joking lol

    • @bankaihampter2802
      @bankaihampter2802 15 дней назад

      They ded

    • @DrakeOFlame-u1z
      @DrakeOFlame-u1z 14 дней назад

      @@bankaihampter2802they alive

  • @MaizeSnallygaster
    @MaizeSnallygaster 23 дня назад +786

    This is the offishal method of transportation that Australian Santa uses to pull his sleigh.

    • @austins.2495
      @austins.2495 23 дня назад +59

      “offishal” is either the dumbest spelling I have ever seen, or most clever pun I have ever seen.

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 22 дня назад +4

      Either that or some feral water buffaloes of Australia. Why use hard to source animals when you can just use invasive species?

    • @batt3ryac1d
      @batt3ryac1d 22 дня назад +7

      It used to be 6 white kangaroos but the guy that wrote that song was Rolf Harris so santa went and bought some barramundi instead 😅

    • @nayhem
      @nayhem 19 дней назад

      Buncha lazy carp ain't gonna get you off the South Pole, that much is certain.

    • @CrimsonMey
      @CrimsonMey 12 дней назад

      ​@@minhducnguyen9276 water buffalo? Invasive species? Do you not eat them? They taste good.

  • @nathanvanblommestein4316
    @nathanvanblommestein4316 23 дня назад +5223

    The best part is that you bought $200-$300 worth of fish to move a boat 10 metres and didn't even get to keep a single one

    • @opal1076
      @opal1076 23 дня назад +240

      and made a few grands getting views off of it

    • @jonaut5705
      @jonaut5705 23 дня назад +126

      @@opal1076 ok but the point of the comment wasn't about his money, it was that it's really inefficient

    • @MrCazjd
      @MrCazjd 23 дня назад +61

      All it needed was grills on the ends of the pipes to cap them off so the fish couldn’t escape

    • @ganjalfcreamcorn8438
      @ganjalfcreamcorn8438 23 дня назад +5

      @@MrCazjd or to just not do it at all lol

    • @yushouji8952
      @yushouji8952 23 дня назад +38

      ​@@ganjalfcreamcorn8438but that wouldn't make a good youtube vid now is it

  • @betterbaulball
    @betterbaulball 11 дней назад +6

    Those fish just got the best workout any fish has ever gotten. Pulling a boat with a dude in it up-wind. Boutta be jacked

  • @urbanlucky98
    @urbanlucky98 23 дня назад +2057

    imagine having friends who jump in a suit into the water for your youtube intro, that's a great friend.

    • @Florafly
      @Florafly 23 дня назад +124

      Aleksa is a legend. ❤

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 23 дня назад +119

      To be fair he has made himself the target of the US government and Chevron assassins for Alexa's channel

    • @grantcatdone3417
      @grantcatdone3417 23 дня назад +86

      *boyfriend

    • @thermoking23
      @thermoking23 23 дня назад

      @@grantcatdone3417 damn good for them

    • @g.a13e
      @g.a13e 23 дня назад +57

      *lover

  • @geot735
    @geot735 21 день назад +1247

    Kid: "Mom, can we buy an Aquaman Figurine?"
    Mom: "No, we have aquaman at home"
    Aquaman at home:

  • @ShypaxGaming
    @ShypaxGaming 23 дня назад +940

    the fact you ate the mealworms for a 5 second clip and a very bad joke shows dedication , i salute you straya'man

    • @sarahnoel666
      @sarahnoel666 23 дня назад +83

      The commitment to bits that someone could easily miss if they looked at their phone for 2 seconds, is why I love this man

    • @StonedtotheBones13
      @StonedtotheBones13 23 дня назад +10

      Tbf, loads of ppl eat bugs 🤷

    • @KleefFerid
      @KleefFerid 23 дня назад +17

      That clip is from an older video about a North Korean cookbook, I think. Ooo, that was a good video. Yeah, nice. Haha, look at me talking to myself, again. Jeez, man, you've got to stop doing that.

    • @givlupi2686
      @givlupi2686 23 дня назад +8

      He's pretty obviously just pretending to eat them

    • @asa_9469
      @asa_9469 23 дня назад +1

      no one is as committed to the bit as idat

  • @steelwoolsheep7960
    @steelwoolsheep7960 15 дней назад +20

    The other fish will never believe them

  • @columnfellow6955
    @columnfellow6955 16 дней назад +396

    I imagine that one much larger shark with a much more advanced harness would work better. We need a part two. Good luck.

    • @AllahDoesNotExist
      @AllahDoesNotExist 13 дней назад +5

      Sea turtles or manta ray. Or dolphins probably best bet

    • @DivineDevilDevlin
      @DivineDevilDevlin 13 дней назад +4

      Killer whales would be sick!

    • @columnfellow6955
      @columnfellow6955 13 дней назад +8

      @AllahDoesNotExist don't think sea turtles have enough pulling power, and they're a bit of a legal Grey area anyways. Dolphins maybe, but they're too smart. (Besides. Sharks are probably the most dangerous, and that's funny.)

    • @navydave5238
      @navydave5238 12 дней назад +4

      @@columnfellow6955 Maybe you could use the intelligence by training them to pull. If you use dolphins you might as well use orcas for more pulling power.

    • @Runpulator
      @Runpulator 10 дней назад

      Touch a Marine Mammal.... Nearly all governments and people want to make examples out of wildlife harassers and cruel people.​@@DivineDevilDevlin

  • @yuqipan7570
    @yuqipan7570 22 дня назад +451

    Now THIS is podracing

    • @RolandHazoto
      @RolandHazoto 22 дня назад +8

      No, if they were dolphins it would be pod racing

    • @VeeNVu
      @VeeNVu 21 день назад +16

      Pondracing

    • @Ponydress123
      @Ponydress123 20 дней назад

      chef's kiss comment

    • @lycandusk7263
      @lycandusk7263 20 дней назад +11

      unfortunately not codracing

    • @cellokid5104
      @cellokid5104 17 дней назад

      *codracing

  • @jaytee9111
    @jaytee9111 17 дней назад +1300

    Using dogs to pull sleds: ethical
    Using horses to pull carriages: ethical
    Using oxen to pull plows: ethical
    Using fish to pull boats: unethical?

    • @magicdolphin3090
      @magicdolphin3090 16 дней назад +107

      these historically have been rampant with abuse, not a good example. just because society has normalized a behavior, doesnt make it okay.

    • @jaytee9111
      @jaytee9111 16 дней назад +181

      @@magicdolphin3090 Owning dogs is ethical. Abusing dogs is unethical. Obviously adding abuse to something makes it unethical, even if it originally was not.

    • @jurel-enlatado1
      @jurel-enlatado1 16 дней назад +69

      Dogs, horses and oxen don't have to be asphyxiated to put their harnesses on. Also, some would argue that all those things are also unethical

    • @mm-gk6xg
      @mm-gk6xg 16 дней назад +41

      not intending to argue im not knowledgeable enough on fish ethics, but i think part of the difference is that those animals have all been domesticated over centuries (millennia?), the fish may have been raised in a farm but thats not the same level of generational domestication i dont think. plus someone else in the comments pointed out that fish are very sensitive to feel minute changes in water direction/temperature/pressure so the harnesses could be much more uncomfortable for them, then theres also just the fact of holding them outside of the water for an amount of time which suffocates them momentarily, and all of these things combined just stressing them out a bunch

    • @jaytee9111
      @jaytee9111 15 дней назад +42

      @mm-gk6xg Gotta start somewhere. I'm sure the first horses to pull a carriage didn't know what was going on either.

  • @i3oot897
    @i3oot897 15 дней назад +8

    That is probably the reason why animals are trying to kill you in Australia

  • @orionsarrow1025
    @orionsarrow1025 22 дня назад +612

    I’ve watched the video title change three times and the thumbnail change twice… it’s reminded me of how fleeting and precious existence truly is

    • @liliowen2132
      @liliowen2132 21 день назад +21

      @@orionsarrow1025 Memento Mori 🤍🖤

    • @SeMake
      @SeMake 21 день назад +45

      Some youtubers have access to a feature where they can upload a video with multiple titles and thumbnails and youtube will recommend them to you randomly to see which one gets clicked the most and then keeps that one.

    • @Spiker985Studios
      @Spiker985Studios 21 день назад

      One of the early wish wrote this

    • @3picninjaboy
      @3picninjaboy 21 день назад +3

      @@SeMake every youtube has access to that feature. A lot of them just don't use it for whatever reason

    • @TheJunky228
      @TheJunky228 21 день назад +18

      @@SeMake I get why creators would want to use it to search for more appealing titles and thumbnails.... but I hate it as a user because I'll see a title/thumbnail and put it in a list to watch for later, then not recognize it later when I see it with the changed details. or I end up thinking it's a new video and get disappointed that it's one I've seen, etc.

  • @liliowen2132
    @liliowen2132 23 дня назад +934

    You should see how many children it takes to pull your car next, in case it breaks again.
    I thought children and fish would be similar as they both can be found in schools.

    • @nottherealChickenJoe
      @nottherealChickenJoe 22 дня назад +40

      Children are kind of like an engine....

    • @adrawingprotogen2994
      @adrawingprotogen2994 22 дня назад

      ​Easy to catch aswell ​@nottherealChickenJoe

    • @phantomzero906
      @phantomzero906 22 дня назад +30

      Ngl I would watch that. You’ll also have to account for age groups, gender, and activity.

    • @EffectualPoet
      @EffectualPoet 22 дня назад +1

      Ha

    • @gritilazz_3478
      @gritilazz_3478 21 день назад +13

      @@phantomzero906 lmao, a genuine biology report based on this would be hilarious

  • @notyomama1306
    @notyomama1306 23 дня назад +683

    5:50 is the funniest thing i have seen on this channel in like 6 years, the fish smacking the ground and the look of astonishment and defeat is perfect.

    • @3DWaffle457
      @3DWaffle457 23 дня назад

      ​@TrickORTreattttwho the fuck asked

    • @logankaibel2372
      @logankaibel2372 23 дня назад +2

      @TrickORTreatttt what the hell does this have to do anything?

    • @owo1744
      @owo1744 23 дня назад

      @@logankaibel2372 Its a scammer

    • @Hawk7886
      @Hawk7886 23 дня назад +11

      ​@TrickORTreattttit's a spam bot, just report and ignore

    • @dontknowwhoiam9891
      @dontknowwhoiam9891 23 дня назад +2

      Someone please post that clip somewhere without context

  • @pali3329
    @pali3329 8 дней назад +4

    In Hungary, where carp is a native fish we eat them and find them quite tasty.

  • @thegunslinginghero
    @thegunslinginghero 23 дня назад +1731

    You didn't nearly use enough back hair and turtles Mate. That's how the greatest pirate ever escaped an unescapable island.

  • @danj9548
    @danj9548 23 дня назад +788

    "What are you doing?"
    "Not much, just taking my fish for a walk"

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 23 дня назад +2

      E

    • @The_Painting_Gamer
      @The_Painting_Gamer 12 дней назад

      Underrated

    • @daniel-johnson_dam
      @daniel-johnson_dam 11 дней назад

      Eh, I once bought a live lobster at the grocery for 20 bucks and walked it around the mall for about 2 hours before a guy asked me if he could buy the now very dusty lobster for 60 dollars
      Profit
      Farewell Bernard, gone but not forgotten

  • @faragar1791
    @faragar1791 23 дня назад +1575

    Maybe instead of putting a harness on the fish, just put a net around the tube and have the fish push against a soft net. Or, have a soft mesh net around the fish inside the tube, that way the pulling force is applied evenly around the fish and will be less likely to hurt or hinder them.

    • @whs1pmjazz
      @whs1pmjazz 23 дня назад +197

      you're not wrong, but yeah he's totally going to be repeating this

    • @olivermonks2568
      @olivermonks2568 23 дня назад +44

      It is not going to hurt them any less, and they were not hurt by harnesses

    • @Reubachi
      @Reubachi 23 дня назад +21

      @@olivermonks2568while you are correct and I of course agree with your point/see no issue with this experiment…the idea is that these animals can’t provide consent regardless.

    • @Vo2dai
      @Vo2dai 23 дня назад +127

      @@Reubachi "There are no laws against the fish, batman..."

    • @RPG-Center
      @RPG-Center 23 дня назад +7

      @@Reubachi what?

  • @guest301500
    @guest301500 2 дня назад +1

    I was thinking, a fish-shaped net would have been better than a harness.

  • @gamb
    @gamb 23 дня назад +417

    we got enslaved fish chariots before gta 6

  • @Geto-Dac
    @Geto-Dac 21 день назад +508

    im from Europe and we eat carp . just have to know how to make it . its delicious .Brined Carp
    Ingredients:
    1 kg carp (cleaned and cut into steaks)
    1 liter water
    100 ml vinegar
    2-3 tablespoons salt
    1-2 bay leaves
    10-12 black peppercorns
    4-5 cloves of garlic (smashed)
    Fresh parsley (for garnish)
    Optional: slices of lemon
    Instructions:
    Prepare the Brine:
    In a large pot, combine water, vinegar, salt, bay leaves, black peppercorns, and smashed garlic.
    Bring the mixture to a boil, then reduce heat and let it simmer for about 5 minutes. Remove from heat and let it cool slightly.
    Cook the Carp:
    Place the carp steaks in a shallow dish or a large pot.
    Pour the warm brine over the fish, ensuring they are fully submerged. If necessary, you can add more water to cover the fish completely.
    Let the carp marinate for at least 2 hours, or ideally overnight in the refrigerator.
    Grill the Fish:
    Preheat the grill or a grill pan.
    Remove the carp from the brine and allow it to drain slightly.
    Grill the carp steaks for about 4-5 minutes on each side, or until cooked through and nicely charred.
    Serve:
    Transfer the grilled carp to a serving plate.
    Garnish with fresh parsley and optional lemon slices.
    Serve hot, accompanied by polenta or a fresh salad.

    • @mertzanakia
      @mertzanakia 21 день назад +7

      which country and region is this recipe from?

    • @bleach3888
      @bleach3888 21 день назад

      the absolute lengths europeans will go to eat garbage

    • @Keksemann666
      @Keksemann666 21 день назад +29

      Sounds like Czechia Poland or east Germany ​@@mertzanakia

    • @broek6075
      @broek6075 21 день назад +14

      ​@@mertzanakiaif he's using polenta I'm thinking northern Italy

    • @leighhandley8928
      @leighhandley8928 21 день назад +19

      Sounds like many complicated difficult steps not to taste disgusti g mud fish

  • @MetastaticMaladies
    @MetastaticMaladies 23 дня назад +296

    If the harness was attached to the bottom of the pipe as well as the top, it would work better, as the harness makes them turn upwards when they want to swim fast. But also, I think having a small net on the front of each pipe, with a hole just large enough for their snout to fit through would work best instead of a harness. That way their head would be fixed into the net and they could swim semi-freely without the obstruction of the harness.

    • @GoatKnife
      @GoatKnife 23 дня назад +88

      We got a fish chariot expert over here

    • @Jpcooldood
      @Jpcooldood 23 дня назад +39

      i bet you think your soooo smart, ive been working on fish chariots for 23 years and they way he did it was standard regulation

    • @MetastaticMaladies
      @MetastaticMaladies 22 дня назад +6

      Lol oddly enough I have done this before, but with something much smaller.

    • @campbellhenderson9335
      @campbellhenderson9335 22 дня назад +7

      How did you get your cylinder out of the tube ​@@MetastaticMaladies?

    • @MetastaticMaladies
      @MetastaticMaladies 22 дня назад +2

      @@campbellhenderson9335 I don’t know what you’re referring to? What cylinder and what tube? If you’re talking about his set up, mine was completely different. I used a modified fish tank and netting. A lot less work than what he did lol

  • @davidjd123
    @davidjd123 12 дней назад +9

    the funniest animal Abuse ever

  • @harry-nl7wn
    @harry-nl7wn 23 дня назад +545

    amazing how everyone in the comments is now suddenly a fish chariot expert

    • @crappyshorehen8201
      @crappyshorehen8201 21 день назад +16

      If noone knows anything about fish chariot beforehand, then even if you know so little about it, you are still technically an expert.

    • @junova7503
      @junova7503 21 день назад +3

      @@crappyshorehen8201 Shit, you've got a point.

    • @jmt8706official
      @jmt8706official 21 день назад +2

      I would like to go back in time and watch the Roman fish chariot races.

  • @Kiwi2703
    @Kiwi2703 23 дня назад +336

    13:35 I think this might be the single funniest image I've seen in any of your videos

    • @Kokurorokuko
      @Kokurorokuko 23 дня назад +29

      Looks like a fish bazooka

    • @Feirho123
      @Feirho123 23 дня назад +3

      fr lmaoooo

    • @thestarspark2288
      @thestarspark2288 23 дня назад +12

      I showed this video to my boyfriend and he is literally crying from laughing so much

    • @wpjohn91
      @wpjohn91 23 дня назад

      Bird hot tub intro

    • @Totsy30
      @Totsy30 22 дня назад +6

      I think it’s something about how calm the fish seem in the moment. Like they’re just chillin, dangling in their pipes

  • @greyscale1092
    @greyscale1092 23 дня назад +750

    He did a thing

  • @donywahlberg
    @donywahlberg 2 дня назад +1

    "So I did the fish maths...and this is going to work. They're angry."

  • @Luximetro
    @Luximetro 22 дня назад +108

    15:38 mate just casually starts walking on water while recording

    • @lemonman38
      @lemonman38 15 дней назад +5

      Jesus

    • @Rockety521
      @Rockety521 15 дней назад +3

      ​@@lemonman38I have no idea if you're referencing Him or if you are using an interjection lol

    • @GoldenPotatoKing
      @GoldenPotatoKing 9 дней назад

      he zoomed in

  • @AllGoodOutside
    @AllGoodOutside 23 дня назад +206

    The koi farmer Trash talking the carp“ Yeah you don't want to hire him he's lazy AF”

    • @zeepro_tv
      @zeepro_tv 22 дня назад +9

      It's true. If you hook one far enough off shore, you typically end up dragging them in on their side.

  • @SHMOUSEY86
    @SHMOUSEY86 16 дней назад +168

    I see now. Cars have horsepower and boats have fishpower.
    Next idea: how many crows does it take to paramotor over the pyramids

    • @davidcool5189
      @davidcool5189 14 дней назад

      I feel like African swallows might be a better choice.

    • @samuelmellars7855
      @samuelmellars7855 3 дня назад +1

      Crows? Use a bird native to the area! Vulture for Egypt, maybe? Condor in South America, I reckon.

    • @SHMOUSEY86
      @SHMOUSEY86 3 дня назад

      @ yeah no one says _The Pyramids_ to refer to any of the ones in North or South America. Either way, the Egyptian pyramids are taller and much more of a spectacle for someone to fly over. Not to mention the fact that the American Pyramids are usually located in jungles and/or dense forests, so trying to take off and land would be significantly more difficult and dangerous than in the desert.
      Either way, crows are native to Egypt, and were symbolic of a lot of different things in ancient Egyptian culture including love, sickness, death, and divinity. Plus, they're very intelligent and easy to train, given the fact that they're some of the most intelligent animals on the planet.
      Also if the question is "how many", then why would you get the biggest avian birds possible? You'd clearly want average sized birds.
      TL;DR- No.

  • @johnfoster5260
    @johnfoster5260 5 дней назад

    Thankyou, this is exactly what I need to see! Re steering problem; this is the same thing that happens when you try to pull a large blob shaped object (like a raft) by rope with a tiny boat; you can't steer the boat at all and just end up veering all over the place. I think it would have worked if you put a fin on the back of the dingy, maybe a fin on a long pole.

  • @jezzathegoat
    @jezzathegoat 23 дня назад +306

    9:45 The guy just needed someone to talk to mate

    • @ezor5609
      @ezor5609 23 дня назад +64

      Yes, him talking about his son actually got me a bit sad, Idat is probably around the same age that his son would be were he alive.

    • @gaemer3967
      @gaemer3967 23 дня назад +32

      that was definitely a bit, not real so don't worry.

    • @GingerHead.
      @GingerHead. 23 дня назад

      @@gaemer3967i hope 😢

    • @miadiamia
      @miadiamia 23 дня назад +6

      funniest part of the video it's so jarring i love ut

    • @ezor5609
      @ezor5609 23 дня назад +19

      @@gaemer3967 I was unsure if that were the case, either way it's definitely the reality for many parents.

  • @kaik168
    @kaik168 23 дня назад +313

    1:10 "Divorce, which I don't want to happen again". Boys, we got an IDAT lore update!

    • @silverXnoise
      @silverXnoise 23 дня назад

      They got married at Disney World back when they were gay just to annoy Florida, but sadly it didn’t last beyond the honeymoon. At least they can still be -occasionally- frequently homoerotic chums.

    • @StonedtotheBones13
      @StonedtotheBones13 23 дня назад +9

      I think we got a lot of lore in that few min 😂

    • @aksharaxx_09
      @aksharaxx_09 22 дня назад +6

      That was a bit bro 😭😭

    • @beermakeup4555
      @beermakeup4555 20 дней назад

      U think so? Lolol​@@aksharaxx_09

  • @everything_LK_Banda
    @everything_LK_Banda 23 дня назад +340

    7:01 And if this looks unethical to you, that's because it is 😂😂

  • @Capncuts
    @Capncuts 7 дней назад +2

    The 4fish-powered boat. It might be the greatest thing to ever be uploaded to RUclips. 👏👏👏👏

  • @schurik4n
    @schurik4n 23 дня назад +1219

    Remember this man is not suicidal and isn't going to go missing because of his invention
    He is kinda suicidal with his explosive hammer when i think about it

    • @AnonNopleb
      @AnonNopleb 23 дня назад +21

      If they can't fake that, they'll try to sabotage his inventions. Pretty sure they already made a move and tampered with the one fish that escaped the harness.

    • @spingebill8551
      @spingebill8551 23 дня назад +16

      The establishment big oil does not want you to know this boating tip

    • @Someone-sc2hk
      @Someone-sc2hk 23 дня назад +10

      Big fish is gonna get him

    • @theultimateamazingsleepyko6687
      @theultimateamazingsleepyko6687 23 дня назад +1

      Correct

    • @CDCI3
      @CDCI3 23 дня назад +1

      ​@TrickORTreatttt This bot ain't even doing its job right.

  • @sigataros
    @sigataros 21 день назад +1083

    killing fish for food: ethical
    harnessing fish for propulsion: unethical

    • @yankis.
      @yankis. 20 дней назад +36

      Well the first one is essential

    • @rishyiv
      @rishyiv 20 дней назад +88

      ​@@yankis. very weird moral compass

    • @rishyiv
      @rishyiv 20 дней назад +36

      i just see every species other than humans as lesser

    • @yankis.
      @yankis. 20 дней назад +43

      @@rishyiv I think every human would pick quick death over torture

    • @nicholasgold9021
      @nicholasgold9021 20 дней назад +1

      @@yankis. I'm not sure I would define being tied up lightly enough that I can slip out in two minutes as torture. Shit, I think a lot of bondage folks would probably fire their mistress after something like that.

  • @iluomopeloso
    @iluomopeloso 23 дня назад +423

    A few ideas for improvement:
    1) Use a net that fits around the fish (leaving their faces, gills, and fins free to work) to more effectively hold them.
    2) Make the tubes a few inches longer and put netting "doors" on them. If the fish "slip their traces", they'll still be contained.
    3) For steering, you want the "fish yoke" to be mounted on a swivel under the tongue. Then mount a crossbar to the bow of the boat. Mount pulleys on the end of the crossbar. Run ropes out from where you sit, through the pulleys, and then forward to the "fish yoke". This should give you enough leverage to point them in the direction you wish.
    Good luck with version 1.1!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 23 дня назад +3

      E

    • @cbplayz2374
      @cbplayz2374 23 дня назад +19

      Please never make another one of these they're too cursed.

    • @ars85202
      @ars85202 23 дня назад +5

      Please don't make improvements, this thing is too cursed the way it is now

    • @proot.
      @proot. 22 дня назад

      Since they've got the tube, they could probably ditch the harness altogether. Just make the tube narrow enough that the fish can't turn around, and put meshing over the ends so the fish can't escape.

    • @Jorged18
      @Jorged18 14 дней назад

      ​@@proot.The fish won't have an incentive to swim forward then since it would be obstructed, i feel like the harness makes it think that its actually free to swim forward thus incentivising it

  • @joshuacottenham9149
    @joshuacottenham9149 13 дней назад +5

    No fish were harmed or abused in the making of this video
    OK, now that the animal activist are gone, who wants race their fish powered boats?

  • @SjoerdBeukers
    @SjoerdBeukers 23 дня назад +58

    7:33 I think fish are supposed to sink.

    • @tophatvideosinc.5858
      @tophatvideosinc.5858 23 дня назад +19

      fish are supposed to remain neutrally buoyant. a sinking or floating fish are both problems

  • @Gunbudder
    @Gunbudder 23 дня назад +223

    i think the most efficient way would be to pyrolyze the fish and turn it into charcoal and then use that charcoal to run a coal powered steam engine. you should also be able to burn the fish gas that comes off from pyrolyzing to get extra power. i've seen people do this with bees to make bee charcoal and create heat during the winter

    • @linecraftman3907
      @linecraftman3907 22 дня назад +15

      What the hell 🤣

    • @LMAx22Nissart
      @LMAx22Nissart 22 дня назад +26

      Never thought I’d hear about bee charcoal

    • @proot.
      @proot. 22 дня назад +1

      @@LMAx22Nissart Yeah codyslab did it in a video a while back, while seeing what all he could turn into charcoal.

    • @duchoang5410
      @duchoang5410 22 дня назад +1

      Fish gas

    • @KarolOfGutovo
      @KarolOfGutovo 21 день назад +2

      you can burn the fish after it gets hungry or tired after you use it as an engine first. For sort of hybrid fish engine.

  • @MH_Binky
    @MH_Binky 23 дня назад +54

    I'm not surprised you made this video. I am surprised you were sponsored to make this video.

  • @juliusmakes
    @juliusmakes 9 дней назад +1

    This is what I call entertainment! Keep up the great work.

  • @jeoffreyauscia6841
    @jeoffreyauscia6841 17 дней назад +82

    This looks like it could've been a Mythbusters episode

  • @SIedgeHammer83
    @SIedgeHammer83 21 день назад +60

    This is the most flintstone boat I've ever seen.

  • @Chokymilk.
    @Chokymilk. 23 дня назад +55

    9:46 “and he died in Afghanistan” man does not care he will rant to any one

    • @stroopyy
      @stroopyy 22 дня назад +1

      the fish won (good)

  • @jasonthomas1626
    @jasonthomas1626 6 дней назад +1

    I would love to see this as the next competitive sport

  • @shellshocked2323
    @shellshocked2323 23 дня назад +150

    If I'm trapped on a deserted island, I'm bringing ididathing with me, stupid brilliance and I love it.

    • @jaredthomas5637
      @jaredthomas5637 23 дня назад +7

      I mean, if we get to pick our Aussie youtuber then I want the guy from Primitive Technology for my island.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 23 дня назад +5

      If I'm trapped in a deserted island Ididathing is the last person I would want to be there, that dude is eating me day one

    • @juliee593
      @juliee593 20 дней назад +2

      You're bringing him with you on a deserted island because he's good at inventing things.
      I'm bringing him with me on a deserting island because he's hot.
      We are not the same

    • @shellshocked2323
      @shellshocked2323 20 дней назад +1

      @juliee593 PREACH

    • @jmt8706official
      @jmt8706official 19 дней назад

      I'm bringing Ozzy Man.

  • @Ratssssssssssssss
    @Ratssssssssssssss 23 дня назад +76

    If you live in Australia, you would know he posted this at 12 in the fucking morning. no dont ask why Im awake

    • @patrickhector
      @patrickhector 23 дня назад +4

      Only 10:30 pm in perth tbf

    • @ThePenisMan
      @ThePenisMan 23 дня назад

      I’m subscribed to RUclipsrs who live in the same time zone as me who have uploaded at like 2 am+
      rookie numbers

    • @StonedtotheBones13
      @StonedtotheBones13 23 дня назад +1

      I was wondering. It's 3 pm when I'm waking up and seeing it. No don't ask why I'm waking up

    • @rosiejl2798
      @rosiejl2798 23 дня назад +4

      I think because he left it to the last minute to post before the month was up and the sponsorship video was due.

  • @VEE3RDEYE
    @VEE3RDEYE 23 дня назад +137

    barefoot around eels is ballsy

    • @bobhanson1037
      @bobhanson1037 23 дня назад +9

      Footsy

    • @ThePenisMan
      @ThePenisMan 23 дня назад

      Electric eels aren’t eels and moray eels live in the ocean. Other than that they’re mostly regular fish in terms of danger

    • @1FatLittleMonkey
      @1FatLittleMonkey 23 дня назад +53

      You should see him around angle-grinders.

    • @Wolphie
      @Wolphie 23 дня назад

      I mean, he's Australian, he's probably used to wildlife trying to kill him on a daily basis 🤣

    • @hapybratt8640
      @hapybratt8640 23 дня назад +4

      @@1FatLittleMonkey or crabs, or home-made guns, or...

  • @someGUYwithADHD
    @someGUYwithADHD 10 дней назад +1

    Thank you for strength training your local fish! Some fisherman will get an extra bite because of your nobel efforts!

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 23 дня назад +83

    *"There's no laws against fish Batman"* -Alex while did the thing, probably

  • @janemba42
    @janemba42 23 дня назад +131

    I always hear about Aussies punching cones... I hope this Cone guy is alright

  • @itskhro
    @itskhro 23 дня назад +56

    How many housefly's does it take for an organic jetpack next.

    • @jyrolys6
      @jyrolys6 20 дней назад

      Tiny wings like that give next to no lift. The contraption itself would exceed the weight it can move.

  • @joedad9999
    @joedad9999 12 дней назад +1

    Can't wait for Barramundipower to be adopted as the official unit of power for boats

  • @ChrisPacheco-w5b
    @ChrisPacheco-w5b 22 дня назад +47

    Putting a rubber seal over the end of the lasso 17:20 would of kept them in place better

  • @alexmichailow3658
    @alexmichailow3658 21 день назад +50

    Honestly I'm impressed with the video. I know some people think it's unethical or whatever but it's the identity of this channel and I hope you never loose that

  • @Skyzhyper
    @Skyzhyper 23 дня назад +66

    Now this is what I’ve been waiting for, slowly growing my fish army to pull me to the finish line

  • @Ihelps
    @Ihelps 6 дней назад +1

    I knew fish weren't completely useless in the industrial sense

  • @laughingman3777
    @laughingman3777 23 дня назад +228

    0:10 Catching a corporate yuppie is next level Meta and downright hilarious 😂 😂 😂 😂 How many people caught* that? 😉

    • @arnaudFbr
      @arnaudFbr 23 дня назад +3

      can't understand the jokeeeee can you explain please?

    • @laughingman3777
      @laughingman3777 23 дня назад +35

      @arnaudFbr Yuppie rhymes with guppie, a type of fish. The joke is he tried to catch a fish, presumably a guppie but he dragged out a salary man instead.

    • @YerUnclePhil
      @YerUnclePhil 23 дня назад +4

      It totally felt like it was inspired by Monty Python or Kids in the Hall.

    • @phoenixeragon6404
      @phoenixeragon6404 23 дня назад +2

      He caught a case

    • @SBChaevok
      @SBChaevok 23 дня назад +2

      I was going to say, "duh" - but the comments before me show that maybe there are some that didn't get it. Interesting. lol

  • @Fiqu64
    @Fiqu64 23 дня назад +56

    the last thing id do is get in a random body of water in Australia

    • @K31TH3R
      @K31TH3R 23 дня назад +2

      For those wondering "wait, is it the water or the land that you're supposed to avoid in Australia?"
      The answer is "Yes".

  • @Corvin.z
    @Corvin.z 23 дня назад +70

    “He's the best pirate I’ve ever seen”

  • @tristan8419
    @tristan8419 День назад +1

    13:26
    "If you're gonna say this is unethical, there are literally people on RUclips that shoot and kill fish. So go get angry at them and not me."
    Wise words. Sometimes I feel guilty for calling people names, kicking puppies, and threatening them. Many would often criticize me for it. I almost gave in, but then I realized. You can actually look all throughout human history and around the world and people were kind of mean. So actually get mad at them and not me. Conscience cleared 🧘

  • @tylerz4851
    @tylerz4851 22 дня назад +47

    Watching boy-boy then this is like moving between bizzaro worlds or something. Not complaining, both are excellent

    • @stroopyy
      @stroopyy 22 дня назад +10

      Boy Boy is the political messaging, and IDAT is the techonological advancement that will support it. This video is for renewable energy and the rest of IDAT's videos are for the weapons necessary for the revolution.

  • @razaplaysch
    @razaplaysch 21 день назад +28

    you’re so cool, i wish australia was real

    • @BeeWCUEeEe
      @BeeWCUEeEe 15 дней назад

      Australia is real buddy come over here

  • @oldmanryss
    @oldmanryss 23 дня назад +37

    if people way back then learned that animals can pull their carriers on land, let this guy do his innovative thing for the water version of it

  • @natiive1444
    @natiive1444 15 дней назад +4

    I don't know how someone can willingly and pay to go fishing for more than 30 minutes... I use to be a commercial fisherman for over a decade and you definitely would have to provide free beer at the very least to get me out there.

    • @wayneerichsen
      @wayneerichsen 15 дней назад

      Because we're fishermen, we've been spoilt when it comes to fishing, that's why. Literally have to pay us to be out there, 😆.

  • @JohnyRapidCarrot
    @JohnyRapidCarrot 23 дня назад +55

    that's cool, but you know what's cooler? riding a fish with a saddle

    • @R.K_Chalkboard
      @R.K_Chalkboard 23 дня назад +1

      Bet let me just hop on a dolphin.

    • @zytr0x108
      @zytr0x108 22 дня назад +2

      @@R.K_ChalkboardA zoology expert, I see.

    • @bable6314
      @bable6314 22 дня назад +1

      @@R.K_Chalkboard He said fish, not mammal.

  • @Cantfocvs
    @Cantfocvs 23 дня назад +27

    6:20 theres actually a very small percentage of fish that can effectively swim backward. An example is the African Leaf Fish/Leopard Bush Cichlid. I have one as a pet theyre very pretty and have a surprising amount of character

  • @RedGr33nBlue
    @RedGr33nBlue 23 дня назад +29

    somebody should make a handbag that looks like a realistic carp with a zipper on the top and a harness for a handle that'd actually go so hard

    • @Leeqzombie
      @Leeqzombie 23 дня назад +1

      Going into the pet section of The Reject Shop and grabbing two dog collars and that carp cat toy that has plush fillets they can dig out, ez carp bag

    • @cermit2379
      @cermit2379 21 день назад

      They do. My friend bought one at a thrift store years ago

  • @henrybadger785
    @henrybadger785 15 дней назад +4

    Now build a army. Your aquatic tactics will be unmatched.

  • @резня-п1е
    @резня-п1е 23 дня назад +19

    if horses were as slippery we'd never reach an industrial revolution

  • @stingyyyyy2250
    @stingyyyyy2250 22 дня назад +16

    Great video but also to a lot of people saying this is inhumane: A lot of animals in the meat industry go through some pretty fucked up shit. this is mercy compared to what a lot of dairy animals and stuff go through. im not saying that this isn't hurting the animals, but comparatively this is not that bad compared to the previous life the Barramundi were living.

    • @nameideasis0
      @nameideasis0 18 дней назад

      Pinned comment

    • @FluffyDragonDrawing
      @FluffyDragonDrawing 13 дней назад

      I would be down for a scary and traumatizing time with the possibility of being freed instead of farmed for death shortly.

  • @Mystery-pd6jc
    @Mystery-pd6jc 23 дня назад +34

    Man invents the world's shittest motor