We Snuck Into a CIA Base In The Aussie Outback
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CIA Coup
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Pine Gap and Gaza
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In 1976 USA sent CIA agents to plan and fund a Military coup d'etat in my country (Argentina)
Now in 2024 the same is happening, but instead of a Military coup its an Economical one 🐍
There will never be World Peace and progress to the Global South with USA as Humanity's Bully
❤❤❤
So you PHONE called your lawyer about sneaking into a spying base while in range of said spying base
I'm only 20 minutes in and I wonder how they got you
All aside great video
Edit: ok it was way simpler
The Americans even made aleksa shove an SD card up his 🍑 🤯
@@kamikazezombie8721 lmao bros out here with straight up proqaganda 😂
Can we appreciate that despite feeling like the cops are after them, they still cleaned the airbnb
and they still get charged with a cleaning fee
@@stellviahohenheim always happens
No good frantic deed...
I laughed so hard at this and also appreciated it greatly😂
jordan sneaking into a cia base getting the feds to monitor his every move whilst the mob is actively threatening him is some real 4d chess shit.
Lmaooo
no way
Hope they don't team up
Yeah, one of two things. Either they team up and make him gone or the cia unintentionally protects him
So true
“what the fuck are the Americans doing out here?” pretty much sums up late modern/contemporary history
Ufo crash retrieval response requires quick deployment in most areas of the world. Just kidding, I dunno. 😅
It's not aliens, it's money grabbing bastards. @@loner8325
It’s been here since mid 60s. Gough Whitlam tried to kick them out. CIA organised the dismissal. Chris Boyce did time for telling Russians about Pine Gap.
now there will be some American response trying to defend this.
Dont be mad americans are at the top of the food chain
"The CIA are just LARPing as Bond villains." No no, my friend. Bond villains LARP as the CIA because I can promise you Bond villains haven't done anything nearly as evil as the CIA
Only because Bond villains get stopped every time.
I mean someone has to get their hands dirty in the name of peace of mind 😂
@@stanktaint15 mate, the cia was behind operation condor, project mockingbird, etc... they are also famous for their "extraordinary rendition" and for their "enhanced interrogation techniques". You ain't going to make me believe the same people who caused numerous countries to be run by fascists are the good guys.
I don't think Hitler or Stalin did as much evil as the CIA at this point and time lmao 😂
@@2hotflavored666That's what I was thinking. The Bond villains get foiled every time
"why did you enter the base?"
your honor, my lawyer advised me to fucking send it
Based, Not Guilty Case Dismissed
REAL
I had a mate in the 90s who was a political activist dude, and got caught trespassing on some govt thing to graffiti some activist slogan or something. He got to court and defended himself and his argument was that it was aboriginal land so he doesnt recognize that it was trespassing. AAaaaaand the judge for some reason accepted that , complimented his daring and dismissed the charges (My guess is that the particular govt agency had *really* done something to piss the judge off). The dudes now a major lawyer lol
I sure love how democratic and moral the USA is. Yeah, they’re much better than the Russians!
Evidential, video and the call it's self. We all heard and watched the vid. Lmao 🤣
Holy moly I had no idea that your prime minister was literally fired for questioning the US.
Its ok. Most Aussies don't either. No one talks about it. Until now!
@@TheDisgruntledAustralian I had no idea too, what the fuck! I'm Aussie!
Well.. at least they didn't put a dictatorship over it, like in my contry......
When do we overthrow the Aussie government?
The only people who benefit from it are tradies, the superrich and the government themselves.
I mean come on the average houses owned per seat of parliament is 7, while everyone under the age of 40 is fighting like rats to pay $400/w for a single room.
Like we are actively being abused by the government, why are we letting this happen?
Same in Germany. Our country is occupied too.
Rammstein base the same story , but with nuclear weapons.
There is a German law saying that USA may spy on our politicians or on any of us basically legally.
When USA blew up Nord stream Germany officially closed the investigation by saying that there is insufficient evidence to blame anyone.
Jordies didn't look scared in the entire video except for the cartoon. The man does not flinch. True Aussie heroes. Well done lads.
Blokes been fire bombed don't think much phases him now
Desensitization is a hard mistress.
He collects dangerous enemies like Pokémon.
I think he just made amends already...
He looked terrified the whole time 😂
You guys should do a video on the cruise ship industry. It has everything a growing boyboy needs! Slavery, tax evasion, environmental destruction, AND MORE
really?
Not to mention the rampant number of sexual assaults that occur on cruise ships that are never properly investigated
@@goutamboppana961 it’s so so so bad. Give it a google
Also the main cause of african refugees: they destroy food sources of societys that live off of fish: country experiences famines, starts civil wars: refugees are created
My parents just came back from one. They were just talking about how the crew acted "weird" and all the worrying comments they heard from the staff in the corridors
I like how he specified "The BASE doesn't want you here" not "I don't want you here" implying he thought you could hang but the base just isn't cool.
Military people are generally pretty nationalistic, you know... fighting for the nation with their life potentially on the line, they're probably not very chuffed to be US guard dogs in their own country.
Big "my mom said no" vibes
clearly the base is a sentient entity and gives them orders
@@saylessstuffmust be them aloens
Even though he won't admit to it, he's probably got "clearance" too and had some basic social classes
So sad to see aleksa jumped out of a window with 14 gunshot wounds in an act of self-inflicted harm.
"Tragically we've just received word that he strangled himself, then jumped off a bridge and overdosed on amphetamines"
yeah, with his hands tied up on his back and everything, a tragic accident.
Died from covid
@@xX_Gravity_Xx In that order
Reminds me of the story of an American man who managed to shoot himself twice in the chest from 14 ft and a noose around his neck. Tragic atory of a man with no hope 😭😭
Poor lawyer sounded on the verge of tears the whole time 😂😂
That poor lawyer is one of the best Australia has, well respected, a d he was laughing the whole time. He loves the crap these guys get up to.
yes, tears of laughter.
As an american, good on you for actually shedding light on our imperialism. A lot of what my country, and these agencies in particular, has done in the past hundred years is just comically evil. People need to talk about it more.
No one cares
They screw themselves.
It's getting were intellecuals belive it's a junket.
A holy war.
It's fear not hope.
@@Vacant36 then why was this entire video made?
and it's incredibly important to note that our ruling class in Australia want to be imperialist powers themselves too, and they see collaboration with America as the way to achieve this. It's despicable to have our politicians working hand in hand for mass murder across the world and people definitely need to contest this base way more like they had in the past.
Unfortunately we will never know the true extent of evil they have done. They often wipe data and records after especially evil operations. Including experimentations
The funniest thing is that im sure Pine Gap employees will have to get official briefs this week warning them about not talking about their work at the casino because of this specific video
Oh no, anyway
So many people are in trouble there. I'm guessing even certain civilians will receive a dressing down due to what happened. That last line is potent, though.
well they Were drunk so who knows what good itd do them
i wonder if theyll try to voice id the guard that was like "haha i watch youtube too you should just leave"
saying you work there isn’t revealing anything classified
Just to be clear, this was all aleksas idea
Thanks for the clarification
True
This comment is definitely being used in trial LMAO
Blink once if you’re aleksa’s hostage
😂
The commitment to *actually* buttsmuggle your video footage is astounding
I know this is portrayed as an elaborate shitpost, but I think you have made an extremely important point about what it means to be a sovereign nation, what it means to have a functional democracy, and the kind of two-faced shenanigans that supposedly democratic countries get up to. I would rank this video among the best of the likes of sasha baron cohen. Satire is a very important part of a functional country, and I think you guys are very brave to be talking about some disturbing topics that are normally swept under the rug. Bravo.
When there's no one left to protect...
What's funny is that someone, somewhere on that base, had to drive some lil golf cart all the way down just to grab that soccer ball "just in case"
yea, i dont know what they were thinking it sounded like a little bit like "haha our ball went over the line we want to go and get it but we cant" but if i was in charge of security of a secret base i would definitely be concerned about something disguised like a soccer ball like soccer balls are hollow by design but how can i know these "youtubers" are to be trusted and not funded by terrorists/they are marginalized themselves and didnt put spyware/explosives etc. inside the ball. i am not saying aleksa and the gang did something like this but even regular police over there start blasting on the sound of an acorn falling so whos to say what would they do in that scenario. it was very ballsy and/or dumb decision to do such thing but still a fun bit i guess and i am not their mother lol.
Probably a whole bomb disposal squad with specialized equipment and stuff, not just one guy
you're giving them too much credit @@fireballferret8146
@@fireballferret8146 realistically, it's a really good exercise to test their bomb disposal protocols, so the people in charge might not have even been that mad.
And that will probably cost me 100th of a cent in my taxes..... you should donate the proceeds of this video to the U.s. taxpayers
I'm so sorry that you fell of your balcony in four days
Your working at the base? 😅
and landed headfirst on four bullets 💔💔
@@beanie2571
Bullet in the brain disease is a rare but fatal illness. Sadly medical professionals still haven't found the cause of it.
And landed in an incinerator.@@beanie2571
and landed headfirst on four bullets 💔💔
As a US Citizen I must say. Cracking jokes while stuck in a CIA base is absolutely legendary.
When the lawyer starts chuckling like that, you know it's uncharted territory
"these guys are challenging me. I like these guys"
@@bobhanson1037 They shoulve have asked about taking the stupid big and fast beyblade with them
@@astecheee1519 or the tampon gun
@@bobhanson1037 Yeah he must have one of the most interesting gigs in his industry huh 😂
@@astecheee1519 "Just go full ravenholm on their ass"
Australia's weird, you're simultaneously a Chinese coal mine and a US military fortress.
You forgot that US has billion dollar trading contracts with China? In the modern world everyone works with everyone and everyone spy's on everyone, including allies or "enemies".
When you're in the overlapping spheres of influence of two nuclear powers and you have no nukes yourself, you have to play both sides. Ukraine learned it the hard way.
Yeh where not really a "real" country these days more a "investment"
Ukraine has nazis and the Canadian government gives the around of apluaghs for them funny how that's left out @@merdufer
@@merdufer thats not the same though ukrain literally is a part of russia
The place where they lost their ball is listed as a historical landmark on google maps now!!
I love that you guys still stacked the dishwasher and cleaned the Air BnB after the cops called. It's telling that Aussies are more scared of AirBnB penalties than facing the cops
this is word for word one of the top comments, bro what's even the point?
Can’t believe the cia didn’t let these businessmen into workplace for work smh
very un-capitalism of the freedom boys 😡
might be beacuse he pulled an SD card out of his ass with his bare hands then started running the same fingers through his hair and on his face 🤮
@@OmnipotentNoodleAs a representative of the freedom boys I am absolutely appalled by their behavior. I assure you their freedom will be taken and given to the next person.
That’s Mister Businessman, to you!
I busted, when Aleksa said "yeah, the channels: BoyBoy... like and subscribe..."
No way they pulled the "Are we free to leave?" After trying to trespass into a military base and then we’re actually just allowed to leave 💀😂
I didn't realise how magical those 5 words were
FREEDOM BABY! No, in all seriosness, this is the reason why so many people get convicted on crimes easily avoidable if you just DONT TALK. Let the lawyers do all the talking. You guys did great and I'm glad you were able to learn what to do from the movies you've watched lmao@@Boy_Boy
Well, did they ever actually go in the base? I don't think they did, they always stayed past the gate and fence.
@@ninja34744They literally did go in it and stayed there for hours
@@greggaming0988 Where in the video? Their initial attempt was stopped at the gate, and they never crossed the fence while playing footie to get the ball back. They then started hiking around, saw where a gate and road was on maps, started to approach, but dawdled and never actually got to it until they gave up.
"a giant floating military base in Asia" seems like quite the graduation from "a giant floating penal colony in the Pacific"
Finally ! Aussie is a joke to these players, they own those homies!
I mean military is not very different from prison really
I felt so much second hand anxiety from watching this video I'm glad you lads are ok and I pray yall continue to be OK
"They could impose military law upon you if you get too cheeky."
-One of the most Aussie pieces of legal advise you will ever recieve
Me when I’m a little too cheeky
Proceeds to boof the data 😂😂😂 reality is better than fiction, thank you for amazing content, m8s!!!
Imagine they all got asked to get off the plane and were just handed back the ball
Simpsons level closure
Nah that would have been crazy 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
If I worked there, I would have personally ensured that they got the ball back purely for the bit.
That's hilarious 😂
It would have been too good😂
21:11 - This categorization/charge of "projectile" was literally used by the US against activists that holed themselves up in the Venezuelan embassy a few years back when food was thrown up from the street to the 2nd story or something like that, I forget the exact details but its absurdity was memorable.
You aussie journalists are crazy. Absolute mad men just risking their entire livelihoods to expose the truth. Mad respect.
Nice of the police to help you get off the plane. It's such a pain waiting for everybody in front sometimes.
I'm wondering what they actually said to get people to stay in their seats. Did they actually tell the passengers that there were suspicious persons on board? Every flight I've ever been on has ended in complete chaos as soon as the plane stops moving.
For once, the people who stood up first got off the plane first!
@@Hendlton Are you Australian? Aussies tend to stay seated when the plane gets to the gate because there's no point standing up if the doors aren't even open yet. I've been on a few flights where we've been told to stay seated because there was someone with a medical issue that needed to get off the plane first, and everyone stayed seated until we were told it was fine to get off the plane.
@@biosparkles9442No, I'm not Australian. I'm glad to hear there's at least one place in the world where people are reasonable.
@@Hendlton I've heard it's even better in Japan!
Their lawyer is such a gem
He needs to be on the channel more!
He's hilarious.
Bruh deserves his own reward for keeping our bois alive
"just fang the gate", love it.
I think their layer had a few before talking to them
The obvious joke to make when they asked for your ID's was to say: "Why don't you check with the guys inside? I'm sure they know!" Because . . . You know, they work at a giant surveillance base. If anyone should be able to check your ID for you it's them.
Lmao you’d think but I wonder if it actually works like that
I can bet my monthly allowance that they have a paper register with the photos and dossiers because the base is old and Donny who is actually incharge because he worked here ever since the 70s and knows how everythoing works can handle digital technology very well
It's mind-blowing how much of pop culture since the 1960's was a CIA PsyOp
Elaborate for my amusement
@@biggSHNDOgangsta rap
@@biggSHNDO🥸🐦
"When you work at the base, you have something that you have to show me... for you to enter."
"A magic trick?"
This broke me. Under so much stress, yet still cracking jokes.
I've never been more scared to unzip my pants before
@@Boy_Boy "Now I will make a pencil appear"
its a coping mechanism.
I'm fucking stressing watching this😂
@@cityturbofly Well that's boring. I was expecting a rabbit.
That SD card never smelled the same after this
Jordy you’re like that really brave bear that indulges in the sweet nectar that is honey, even while your nose is deep within the bee hive
The honey is always worth it
That poor SD card took a hit on behalf of Australia. We salute you SD Card for your bravery in a time of strife!🫡
It's some scary shit?
life is too short to worry about ass stink
treasure it
As an American. We don’t like the US government either. We know we’re the baddies.
Hey man if you live next to Russia USA aint so bad. Russia is going to have to reaaally consider if they want to invade a new member of NATO. From my point of view, USA is definitely not the "baddie". Yes, despite all that shiet. China has their own thing... Genocide. The mass internment of Uyghurs and other Turkic Muslims in the camps has become largest-scale arbitrary detention of ethnic and religious minorities since World War II. And Russia is what it has always been.... A real "nice" country that never really stops invading its neighbours.
So in short; out of all superpowers USA is the least evil. Still shiet, but its not even fair to compare it to other superpowers. Definitely not THE baddie.
No you woke up or you would be speaking Japanese 😂
Actually, most of you are brainwashed.
Wow this video was so intense, we could feel the pressure and the excitement
That's great that you made it fun but also instructive and serious, keep going boys (but without getting killed our harmed, that's more important)
Getting your ball back should be perfectly legal reason to enter any facility.
Would've been in the 10 commandments if god wasn't so fragile. god god god franking autocorrect. Keep having to replace the capital g.
@@nathanwatkins1005God was afraid that someone would throw a ball over the pearly gates and would ask to come in to retrieve it,
What a coward.
Surely that would be good honest Aussie values.
@@nathanwatkins1005That's not autocorrect.
That's god being super franking fragile mate. 😂
"Oh no I accidentally dropped my ball through into the nuclear storage facility, yall mind if I get it back rq?"
I'm starting to think FriendlyJordies has a thing for being in mortal danger from government agents.
He has a torture kink
I'd wager to say governments in general lol
Really, pissing off local legislators is a gateway drug. Pretty soon you're chasing the dragon and you can only get off by finding out you're on a no-fly list.
😂😂🎉🎉🎉
You mean there could be a drone strike on his house?
“Haven’t invaded anyone in 50 years.” Woah boy I know a bunch of Vietnamese who would disagree with that statement.
I mean they were pretty close, the Sino-Vietnam war happened in 1979 - 45 years ago
You're just a subordinate and not an ally if you don't hold your allies accountable while keeping your options open. From that angle, this stunt is easy to appreciate. The China comment was a cringe hippie moment though. "China is our business friend and they would never act against us." Feckless and naive 😂
I am sure Taiwan doesn't agree with their flippant way of brushing of the Chinese threat.
@@CalebMorgan If you watched the video, you'd understand that the US is very clearly an aggressive state, that seeks to exert it's power overseas, and will act if their power in a region is threatened (by war - or in this case, by a loophole) - the point wasn't "China Good, US Bad", it was more that, when China seeks to expand it's influence overseas (or sometimes even within their own state), it is viewed negatively by the West - When the US has clearly cornered all of their rivals by military bases and allies/puppet states
@@anonymousperson-vh5bbThe US is the majority share holder of nato and China would be your only option at this point if not for the US nato is a voluntary defense agreement that’s a little different than what China does
I sincerely hope that this serves as an inspiration for more individuals to explore American bases in foreign countries. The manner in which you all approached this endeavour was truly remarkable by showcasing a profound understanding of the historical context; the interview was also exceptional, providing valuable insights. Additionally, the inclusion of a cartoon segment during the most intense moment, due to a shortage of footage, was a highly creative touch that I thoroughly enjoyed.
I can't think of a more powerful trio of Australians that aren't wildlife
these three are the wildlife
they're all that's left after the forest fires @@iwanttodemonetizedmyself7464
@@iwanttodemonetizedmyself7464 fr creatures
@@iwanttodemonetizedmyself7464 Steve Irwin crouching behind a bush: "Whoooooa mate look at this right here, we have a incredibly rare sighting here in the wilds, a entire flock of RUclipsrs"
Glad you mentioned wildlife because a kangaroo could take out all three of them at once.
Literally becoming a human shield is insane. That’s gotta be the biggest balls that anyone’s ever seen.
the biggest takeaway I had from this video is that Donna and the people from her org are absolute badasses
The best thing about pranks is nothing can go wrong.
Bigger balls than Pine Gap
They don't even have to take the human shields they just come themselves eh? I'm sure the terrorists appreciated it.
@@V01DIORE What brand of boot is your favorite flavor?
i love how someone was paid to listen to every word you said through out this video
90% sure Jordan is one of my second cousins since his dad is Scottish and my mum said he recognized him from somewhere. Honestly, he uses his autist genes better than I do. Fair bloody play to him. Sneaking onto a CIA base was not something I ever predicted. The trenchcoat was genius.
"I'm not comfortable speaking without a lawyer" is about the smartest thing to say at that moment.
bro thinks its america
@@neoieo5832you’re allowed to ask for a lawyer in australia as well ya muppet
@@2008Toyota_Kluger I don't live in Australia so I woundn't know
Then why you said that ?@@neoieo5832
@@neoieo5832 then don't make a comment like that lol
America: We want to spread democracy
Also America : *removes the democratically elected prime minister because their views don't align.
America likes it when it's American Democracy controlling things and not Australian or South American democratically elected leaders
"democracy" is an empty signifier when an american or someone aligned with US geopolitical interests says it
And the bad guys are in the east... "spying people and deciding through sparse marketing campaigns on what people like..." basically as US do right, but with capital in hands?
american “democracy” is just whatever that want it to be at that time
@@kaiserruhsam i feel saying that America is the most free country while trying to control every other country internal politics is the pinnacle of hypocrisy
I absolutely love you three,
I'm endlessly proud of all yours efforts so far 🪽
See yous on the world stage soon 🙏💚🧙♂️
in a world where everything is connected we should be coordinating to not rely on the marginalizing institutions that maintian the status quo. instead we should be building connections and systems to elleviate stress and ultimately free us from burden. you guys are doing great work. dont be afraid to risk yourself for something you think is bigger than yourself.
You know you've got a good lawyer when he tells you to just wang it with the actual US military
😂😂
What are those seppo donut eaters gonna do lmao
I've worked with a lot of military personnel, their rules sounds pretty harsh on paper but there's a lot of legal protection that they have to stand buy, "shoot to kill" is never, EVER, EVER enforced, they can by their words detain you for "looking shady" but generally that's the last resort now, they will casually walk up to you with big ass guns and rules laws and "kindly as you not to", their power at least in the west is to convince you not to bother them.
Usually they just call the police, they definitely have the fire power to blow you up to a fine mist, but just calling the cops on hooligans works just fine, anything that can be seen through a satellite is secured on the ground, you're not going to casually walk up to a zone where they need to shoot you.
"yolo it" from their laywer was him saying "dude if you can get some sensitive information and get killed over it, then we got a case against the national defense, I'm pretty sure you're not getting to anything that anybody that can google can find out."
The whole case about the last protester was a time before Google.
Eh, if he said that to a kryptonian, man
3 guys in suits in the middle of the outback casually kicking around a ball whilst peaking up at every spy camera. Completely inconspicuous😅
I'm glad you approve of my patented infiltration technique!
@@Boy_BoyClimbing a mountain in the desert, wearing a suit so you don't stand out. Mate, that is bonza!
you know whichever staff had to watch that back must have cackled. gotta be boring as shit sticking to those cameras
the best youtube channel and it’s not even close. the comedy is peak but the genuine history and politics completes it
having the animation is such a genius loop hole. “do you work here?” “yes are working right here” 🤣
Operation Human Sheild was hardcore, I didn't even know it was a thing. If you got authorities coming to question you, you know youre doing something right in investigative journalism.
There's no way we could ever be as a brave as Donna was in her life, but we've given it a crack!
Mate I dunno what video you watched, but I don't think I learned much here.
@@LordVarksonwym we learned Boy Boy has a smelly butt.
@@LordVarksonLearned about pine gap, as they said operation human shield, Gough Whitlam and his termination, ect.
Least obvious pine gap fed @@LordVarkson
- You gotta show me something.
- A magic trick?
LMAO
I've never been more scared to unzip my pants before
This was the best line in the whole video. Amazing.
@@Boy_Boy You could have said, 'I am going to make this pencil disappear,' and then laugh like the Joker. If you act as if you are insane, maybe they will let you go more easily.
@nasahhu do you have a grudge?
That guy was about to make them disappear. 😳
The information age is like parents coming home from a long trip and finding the kids have burned down most of the neighborhood and are dousing their own house in gas as they pull up. It's complete insanity.
For me it feels like our parents and grandparents burned down a bunch of things and lied about it and when we find out we’re pissed
@@toastywonderbread that's a more appropriate way of stating it for sure.
I'd like to think the guard watched the video hahaha
I'll bet my bank balance he did.
Not that it'd be a lot of money lol.
Lmfao Donna is like
“I won’t swear”
*10 seconds later*
“It’s fucking three o’clock in the morning!”
doesn't count
She's an Australian of course she swears we all do
And that’s what we call in the business a “tactical f-bomb” my dudes.
Couldn't help myself!
She’s an Aussie it’s used as a verb, sometimes noun
9:58 "i wont swear"
10:07 "so it's fucking 3am in the morning"
dear god i love australia
i didnt even realise lmao
LMAO!
a true patriot
She didn't say cunt, not Aussie enough 😂
A good Christian girl too apparently! Total GOLD.
As an American who is fought in the war on terror, I appreciate your guys's work. It is quite messed up. What our government has done on the behest and the excuse of national security
“You have to show me something to get in”
“A magic trick?”
Lmfao
Thank you Ribena for sponsoring this video!
buy yourselves a new soccer ball boys. the cowards at the CIA sure aren't giving it back anytime soon.
Its spy gear that ball they probaly shot at it already. *clownnose*
@@KnexJunkie 😢 cry about it dw I get it
Waiting for an update video where it turns up in the mail with a hole in it
lol. Balls returned but has to be deflated and turned inside out for "security and inspection" reasons. or torn to shreds.
Clearly it's an advanced surveillance device, but the guys at Material Analysis can't figure out just how it works...
It's weird to think about the fact that people that work at spy bases are just dudes who will probably say some shit they shouldn't if you ask the right questions while they're drunk at a casino.
really makes you think about how effective honeypot programs run by different foreign intelligence agencies must actually be or have been. (I say have been bc I imagine almost everything is sigint/digital now, but I’m sure there is still some level of humint capture too!)
those guys don’t know anything. They think they do but that’s the beauty of compartmentalization and principle of least privilege. A worker only knows enough to complete his task. They know to push the red button but have zero clue why.
The Ego of these people means it would be soooooo easy to get info out of them if you took them to a strip club for a few drinks, you'd get any info you'd ever want.
@@alcapoontangmooseinthepoos2310Pretty sure the hosts in this video and nobody in this comment section has ever had anything to do with the military. Was pretty frustrating to watch tbh.
The thing is, they seems actually enjoyable people, what I'm trying to say is go against government not against the people that most probably are just trying to make a living
What an awesome video. I actually learnt a lot from this and your witty sarcasm throughout was very enjoyable :)
One of the millions of people who watch this video will name their poor kid Gough and that's on you.
"detain anyone without charge" - a staple of every democracy
its a staple of every high security military base. you have a ukraine flag, 100% those have the same laws about military base security
gotta love freedom and liberty
Just have a Bandera pfp why dont'cha
I mean that is what being detained is…
@@sasho_b. Jesus don't you get tired of spouting the same, tired, stereotyped talking points over and over again just to feel part of the special, counter mainstream "side" of history?
*pulls up to CIA base*
Aussie Security: you’re right mate, just don’t come back.
That's how it should be. They aren't doing anything malicious
@botbadger at pine gap? They absolutely are doing bad things there but yeah these blokes did nothing wrong
australian mannerisms in a nutshell
"I watch a bit of Yoo Chooby stuff me self!" 😂
I think I heard an Israeli accent in there somewhere.
Amazing video. Truly. It sucks you guys weren't able to get that interview, I would have loved to hear the indigenous history of the area, but ya'll did the safest thing you could.
Genuinely great job guys!
As a disabled American veteran I think there needs to be millions more Aussies willing to do what you guys are (yes I assumed your gender) and keep pushing for transparency and truth. Keep it up.
"Do you think the soccer ball is an attack, I don't know it might be"
I can assure you the US government perceives the soccer ball as an attack.
Bahahaha. This made me think about all them WMD's that never existed haha. "I swear I seem put a buke in that ball"
@@soulfullcreations7308its probably COMINT that theyre worrying about
as an infamous cop once said, "shots fired"
@@De_cool_dudeCOMMIES!!!11!!
Would an American football be friendly fire?
I love the fact that you packed the dishwasher while the police were on their way
Best RUclips channel I’ve ever watched. Entertaining, informative and brings to attention important topics
Is this a 4d chess move on jordies part to get himself under CIA surveillance as protection from other nefarious forces that are out to get him?
Sad thing is the CIA will probably just tell him to off himself and let someone kill him. I mean, that's what they did to MLK Jr anyway. Laws that bind some but do not protect, and laws that protect but do not bind and all that.
They would also have to use what they have for his benefit if they are spying on him.
Or they'll show the mobsters how it's done😮
@@meantweetsandcheepgas946that’s a wild thing to say 😭
With the work jordan has done, CIA should just hire him as investigator
jordan looks like he has had a 12th century victorian ghost following him around that shouts every time he gets sleepy.
Hahahaha this is the most appropriate description of his life
12th century victorian = a time traveler ghost
This is so funny 😂
@@salottin a modern age looking Briton holding a claymore shouting in slavic perhaps?
If you think that he has lived with that fear aleksas talks about in the end for so long it’s not that absurd
American here, you guys are bloody brilliant, though your plan was severely lacking 🤣😂🤣
Thanks for the laughs mates! 👍👋
All the seriousness aside,
my brain went straight to a-ha take on me on repeat,
as you were suddenly painted.
Next video “we got inside of Guantanamo Bay (as prisoners)”
Next up a dude named large chief will have to go there save them
Now watch this animation of us getting waterboarded
Top comment😂👌
Where these Russian War Crime Apologists belong.
Boy Boy: REEEEEEE CIA BAD REEEEEEEEEEE
RUSSIAN, CHINESE OR IRANIAN INTELLIGENCE SERVICES: DOING UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO PEOPLE
Boy Boy: CRICKETS
Boy Boy: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AMERICA BAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CIA BAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hypocrites.
I love that you guys still stacked the dishwasher and cleaned the Air BnB after the cops called. It's telling that Aussies are more scared of AirBnB penalties than facing the cops 😂😂😂😂
Jesus loves yall, died for us, and rose again! Jesus calls for all of us to repent! He's coming back
If you rack up enough damage to a bnb it circles round and the cops come on behalf of the owner
@@highestpeeqs9532So did he already rise again or is he yet to come back? Make up your mind
@@meowdyxyz Is Jesus sour dough?
@@lukedibben7445 self rising Jesus lmaooo
Awesome !! Thank you for explaining all of this for the people 😃👍
I dont have a blood of Australian in me but this truly is fascinating.
"At the mines" is the most sus answer from a couple midwest American guys
There are a lot of mines out there though
@@stephensteele3553 spoken like a true CIA agent🤨
@@stephensteele3553 They are populated with middle Australians though.
@@stephensteele3553found the guy in the vid
Right…until you realize what Alice Springs is most known for…having a lot of industrial mines. Lol ..then it’s not sus at all. It’s much more simple: they’re telling the truth.
asking an American soldier at a top secret spy base if you can come back with your ID because you forgot is a vibe
The guy at the gate was Aussie, tho
For the record: They came in contact with exactly ZERO Americans at the actual base.
@@ayebingoh so just traitors
@@diplodocus6969nope. Just Australians . Lol
yep that guy sounded so american...
This was fun to watch for sure, great work guys!
dude donna's a fucking g
"they're bombing this place"
"okay well I'll just go down there and make them stop"
like wtf lol
This documentary was incredible, and the final monologue brought it all together beautifully. I’d love to congratulate you guys in person. Please come to the Alice Springs police station at your earliest convenience so I can shake your hands.
😂💀
Winner winner chicken dinner😂😂
Wanna play some shits first?
🥰
Yeah, never go to police station because cops asked you to. Not without a lawyer.
And remember kids, if anyone says “the government wouldn’t do that”, oh yes, yes they would. -Wendigoon
Which video is that from? I'll go watch it
the government wouldn't care about its citizens, checkmate.
@@mayb8876 he says it more than one time. Probably Ruby ridge and Waco
@@mayb8876 at the end of the CIA vampire video
@@velbutvel they care, it's mostly just to stop unions and political action
i was laughing at the animation bit but COMPLETRLY lost it when you pulled off the madagascar-penguin style 2 people in one coat thingy
the dad lore these guys have
The gunshots are CLEARLY defensive fire against a tyranid-esque Emu invasion on the base. The war never ended.
I should've known! I hope we didn't interrupt their efforts. I'd hate to be the reason Australia succumbs to Emu supremacy
@@Boy_BoySorry to inform you, you're an emu now
@@Boy_Boy pine ridge clearly coordinated emu suppression and is the only reason Australia still exists.
@@Boy_BoyThey injected you with Emu DNA at the base. How? Sorry, classified. Just be on the lookout for a giant blue egg in your toilet and a craving for dried corn. I’m sorry that you may turn into Superhumanemu Warriors. 😢
FOR DEMOCRACY!
I've been to Pine Gap and protested a few years ago on its 50th anniversary. I haven't fallen out of any windows yet thankfully.
You're a legend! Thanks so much for the great work
@Boy_Boy a heap of us took a road trip from Victoria. It was a pretty crazy experience.
Thankfully that's more of a Russian/Dictatorship thing these days.
@@theartofbeingdaveGood luck protesting when you look like you're banned from childrens schools and parks. Cry more about CIA involvement in Australia.
@@OogaBoogaBongo12.cia bots are here lol
I find it astounding how people in this country call me paranoid, and then we have shit like this on our door step.
Subbed. What an excellent video and team you guys have, really sticking to truth and reality rather than the nonsense some places and people are throwing around.
"not to be ignorant, we don't know Australian RUclips" probably saved you lmao
If I worked at a controversial American military base and I saw FriendlyJordies show up I would know exactly what was up lol
Running from the police no sweat, but leaving the airbnb dirty and doing the dishes is the real threat those fines will fuck ya.
We spent all our money on legal stuff, there's nothing left for that airbnb cleaning fee
What? No you didn't.
(Takes the SD card out of ass...immediately runs fingers through his hair)
That was a brilliant way to demonstrate signals on that globe with the spray paint
But you see satellites orbit meaning that they also pass over the is
@@gavinfrierson7973 Most spy sats are in a geo-stationary orbit.
Because you want continuous surveillance of that region.