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  • @Ididathing
    @Ididathing  Год назад +4211

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  • @iconofthicc6086
    @iconofthicc6086 Год назад +6897

    Imagine being a police officer in Australia and being told to search a house for a tampon gun

    • @testales
      @testales Год назад +1

      Imagine the owner of this house is absent and so you get shot right in your in face by a paintball gun turret made by the same guy. ;-)

    • @ipsojure2137
      @ipsojure2137 Год назад +753

      They just couldn't ignore it any longer. tampon related deaths are at an all time high

    • @conorstewart2214
      @conorstewart2214 Год назад +29

      Almost as if it is very probably fake.

    • @ExtremeSquared
      @ExtremeSquared Год назад +421

      Just being an Australian cop was probably already peak level of embarrassment.

    • @awemowe2830
      @awemowe2830 Год назад +172

      @@conorstewart2214 honestly doubt it.

  • @powermutt4209
    @powermutt4209 Год назад +13438

    The fact the gun wasn't shooting to kill but went to cripple for more torment makes it so much better

    • @suraivase7285
      @suraivase7285 Год назад +670

      The robot uprising has begun, and they're sadistic as hell.

    • @Dysdopia
      @Dysdopia Год назад +551

      Hook chatGPT up to it and itll be able to ridicule its crippled prey

    • @streamobject0014
      @streamobject0014 Год назад

      booby traps meant to maim are extremely illegal and this moron is setting himself up for charges by posting such a video that could be used against him as evidence in the future.

    • @reetwheat8361
      @reetwheat8361 Год назад +96

      @@Dysdopia naaah thats foul

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 Год назад +266

      ​@@Dysdopia "Even if the court let you walk away with it, you won't be walking away from anything because I've just kneecapped you" The AI probably.

  • @teodorcotescu
    @teodorcotescu 11 месяцев назад +1175

    the way the ai got angry when jordan said he doesn't feel safe gets me every time

    • @GrimReaping
      @GrimReaping 9 месяцев назад +97

      "You are being protected, do not resist."

    • @RAMOBUS
      @RAMOBUS 6 месяцев назад +5

      he got hit with the BO 2 mission 2 scientist treatment

  • @879PC
    @879PC 11 месяцев назад +543

    I love the fact that this man makes jokes about meth and shoving pressure washers up his ass and still gets sponsored but there are some youtubers who censor the word "crap" who don't.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 5 месяцев назад +16

      All about 'dem view counts.

    • @dommyboysmith
      @dommyboysmith 5 месяцев назад +24

      5 million subscribers with twice that per views per video.
      Companies and sponsors only judge people that don't make them money 😄

    • @roidroid
      @roidroid 4 месяца назад +3

      Maybe all sponsorships are crap sponsorships.
      If you're gonna censor "crap", there's no sponsors left.

  • @friendlyjordies
    @friendlyjordies Год назад +40560

    Thanks Alex, with this new security system I feel comfortable enough to release my next video: “I am invincible, better luck next time losers!”... My neck is still sore though.

    • @Fiden6666
      @Fiden6666 Год назад +1640

      Never give up, never back down and always expose the corrupt scum for what they are! Maybe the sheep will realize what they have done, doubt it, but it's still worth the try.

    • @felixclifton
      @felixclifton Год назад +106

      Its the guy!

    • @Elvishswimmer
      @Elvishswimmer Год назад +109

      It seems effective at keeping the mailman away too haga

    • @shen-sensei
      @shen-sensei Год назад

      ngl, that was a clean shot to your neck. hahhaa

    • @technne-gu1yu
      @technne-gu1yu Год назад +212

      need more people like you that are going against corrupt governments if you want a real body guard fly me out there $600 a month ill also be your landscaper ect no extra charge

  • @DoomPhD
    @DoomPhD Год назад +15229

    I think it's pretty neat that the police can investigate your mom's house 5 yrs late. Maybe in 8 yrs they'll figure out what happened to jordy's house.

    • @rollerskdude
      @rollerskdude Год назад +1401

      Clearly they do not give a fuck about solving actual crimes. Just protecting the people who pay them. Not the taxpayer.

    • @nikkoa.3639
      @nikkoa.3639 Год назад +471

      @@rollerskdude it's why jordy's producer got arrested

    • @Stormsolid
      @Stormsolid Год назад +332

      that means if you want to harm the australien public, you can plan everything out and as long as you do it in a span of 5 yrs the police won’t be able to react ;)

    • @jesseroberts1041
      @jesseroberts1041 Год назад +160

      @@Stormsolid This is also with many views too though, if a crime isn’t recorded, man…it must be like an extra two years for every year it took them to get around to that one. So like, 15 years if you’re a normal person. Man, that’s just sad

    • @jamindavey
      @jamindavey Год назад +198

      @@rollerskdude okay... but the real question is this: Who is paying them to investigate tampon guns?
      My money is on the Australian Christian Lobby.

  • @user-dm1sd7fz2b
    @user-dm1sd7fz2b 10 месяцев назад +171

    Wow, that child who invented this system is a genius

  • @okarthegreat
    @okarthegreat 3 месяца назад +44

    They looked so much like cartoon criminals trying to burn Jordan. The way they run behind each other at 12:20 makes me laugh every time.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Год назад +3513

    To be fair, if a security system not only shot at your face, but also shot at your knees (preventing you from escaping) and your genitals (just generally inflicting maximum suffering), I'd absolutely be too terrified to even approach a house with it installed, let alone burn it to the ground.

    • @pastellz
      @pastellz Год назад +226

      even if it didn’t shoot anything, seeing a gun automatically aiming at you is terrifying enough to ward off any potential arsonists

    • @ohnonotagain8935
      @ohnonotagain8935 Год назад +59

      The security system is indeed worthwhile especially with the ptsd and terror it installs as a bonus

    • @WhuDhat
      @WhuDhat Год назад +35

      @pastellz exactly, not going there again lol. imagine trying to sneak up at night, the motion light kicks on, then that thing comes to life

    • @RuralTowner
      @RuralTowner Год назад +25

      @ the genitals to prevent procreation if you survive & escape?

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. Год назад +3

      it should be shooting 247 ngl

  • @Kosmo_Z
    @Kosmo_Z Год назад +26961

    You could've just named the video "I made a home security system!" and we all would've known that it would be illegal
    Edit: The title of the video used to be "I made a terrifying home security system!", and the comment used to say Terrifying instead of Illegal.

  • @samson5erb312
    @samson5erb312 10 месяцев назад +275

    Something like this in an actual paintball arena would be kind of fun

    • @kaanthereaper256
      @kaanthereaper256 9 месяцев назад +26

      Everyday we are closer to TF2 IRL

    • @kingofhearts3185
      @kingofhearts3185 8 месяцев назад +23

      Set up multiple and have it roatate which ones are on and off in different areas. Now that's an environmental hazard.

    • @pyrarius1598
      @pyrarius1598 4 месяца назад

      ​@@kaanthereaper256SENTRY AHEA- *Dead*

    • @purplesmileguy6998
      @purplesmileguy6998 Месяц назад +1

      @@kaanthereaper256 you mean tf2 or tf2?

    • @user-ym4sn2oz8r
      @user-ym4sn2oz8r 24 дня назад +2

      Team fortress 2 not titanfall 2 but both are great

  • @Countdownsmiles
    @Countdownsmiles 3 месяца назад +8

    *I did a thing makes a gun that shoots tampons, Australian government: "not on my watch"
    *money laundering at casinos, Australian government: "i see no problem with this"

  • @cathat9622
    @cathat9622 Год назад +5935

    At this point he must have the most impressive resume to apply for a position in the cartel

    • @jbitt1617
      @jbitt1617 Год назад +181

      At this rate he might need to so his house doesnt get firehombed. He and his friends are getting to some powerful people

    • @keyman245
      @keyman245 Год назад +63

      You hitted the bot jackpot

    • @archergal
      @archergal Год назад +53

      RIP so many bots in one comment

    • @theblorg2637
      @theblorg2637 Год назад +31

      you say that as if he wasent already in the cartel

    • @usern4metak3ns
      @usern4metak3ns Год назад

      Nah cartel does old fashioned stuff. Like limb removal and whatnot. This is more modern solutions to sabotage and espionage. Cartel would simply scramble frequencies, shield from turrets, cut power to local grid, breach door and bingo bango.
      This world is not as safe as some would think

  • @gagepetersen4533
    @gagepetersen4533 Год назад +6021

    The fact that the code had the strange tendency to go for the knees is just too funny

    • @Xboxzilla
      @Xboxzilla Год назад +425

      It's aiming to dissuade intruders, not kill or maim them. This allows you to inflict horrid amounts of pain upon intruders without the moral debacle of permanently maiming them.

    • @nunyabisnass1141
      @nunyabisnass1141 Год назад +98

      ...its learning.

    • @WaterZer0
      @WaterZer0 Год назад

      @@Xboxzilla I don't have a moral debacle if they're trying to enter or destroy my house. Fuck em.

    • @LARDYCHRIST
      @LARDYCHRIST Год назад +81

      It's like it knows that pain is more fun than death ☠️😂

    • @justafreind2610
      @justafreind2610 Год назад +7

      @Reece Carroll russian badger W

  • @keefsmiff
    @keefsmiff 5 месяцев назад +22

    The fact it went rogue and started kneecapping people had me crying with laughter ..top video mate

  • @user-bj6ry3kl9e
    @user-bj6ry3kl9e 5 месяцев назад +29

    "Why rely on police when you have me" that should be your motto

  • @dylancampbell2095
    @dylancampbell2095 Год назад +6253

    I’m really impressed that a child was able to program a robot to shoot faces and also have comedic timing

    • @elliotzhang2358
      @elliotzhang2358 Год назад +480

      Interesting to see the evolution of spam bots

    • @Bluuuuuuuuuuuu
      @Bluuuuuuuuuuuu Год назад +1

      @@elliotzhang2358 Notice how they are all edited

    • @userPrehistoricman
      @userPrehistoricman Год назад +7

      @@Bluuuuuuuuuuuu what does it mean

    • @j3tts0n65
      @j3tts0n65 Год назад +195

      Spam bots be like this video right here is the best video I ever seen and it’s just like a Muslim guy praying loudly into the mic
      Edit: I just clicked on one of the links and is a video on how to make a shitty looking pizza
      Edit 2: I just went down the rabbit hole and these pizza cooking videos are a method for some Indian guy to grow subscribers on his channels it’s all botted and he has bots linking to more cooking videos it’s a money generator it’s amazing.

    • @DDracee
      @DDracee Год назад +97

      not to discredit the achievement, but these days that's not really abnormal, we had a robotics club in elementary school where we designed and programmed robots to complete defined challenges using mindstorm back in the late 90s, an era where most people didn't have any computers whatsoever
      this isn't too different and the facial recognition wasn't programmed by the kid, so all he coded like is "move this motor if this, move that motor if that"
      the stuff some kids do in scratch is much more complicated, if you don't know what scratch is, it's a programming language for kids that's been introduced in some elementary schools, we have kids coding fully functioning games at like the age of 8
      tl;dr it's just a new generation, coding will be as basic as multiplication table in the future

  • @vvbr2372
    @vvbr2372 Год назад +2249

    "Do you feel safe?" The look of terror as Jordan said no and gets shot in the neck made me lose it.

    • @ashurean
      @ashurean Год назад

      fuck they installed the cop software

    • @iMuffunz
      @iMuffunz Год назад +6

      *lose

    • @vvbr2372
      @vvbr2372 Год назад +2

      @@iMuffunz cheers!

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Год назад +138

      Ahahaha Such great timing

    • @kizmetmars
      @kizmetmars Год назад +15

      "The Robot will not stop shooting until you feel safe."

  • @Soygalactus
    @Soygalactus 8 месяцев назад +30

    Dude built a robot and gave it some random code from the internet and a gun, what a legend.

  • @guaage
    @guaage 8 месяцев назад +6

    ok but why is alex absolutely fucking BUILT like bro is sculpted by the gods, like hermes came down and blessed him with just a rocking set of abs

  • @Generalkenobi501
    @Generalkenobi501 Год назад +5238

    I love how his videos went from: „I made a spoon using only a spoon“ to „Yeah so anyway I made a face tracking gun for home defense“.
    This man just makes youtube a better place.

    • @4rumani
      @4rumani Год назад +18

      his videos were always like this

    • @ravenking4315
      @ravenking4315 Год назад +4

      hello there!

    • @Normalnyczlowiek
      @Normalnyczlowiek Год назад +2

      @@ravenking4315 General Kenobi!

    • @Generalkenobi501
      @Generalkenobi501 Год назад +2

      @@Normalnyczlowiek Your move!

    • @Normalnyczlowiek
      @Normalnyczlowiek Год назад +2

      @@Generalkenobi501 You fool, I've been trained in your jedi arts by Count Dooku!

  • @your_uncle_barry_6700
    @your_uncle_barry_6700 Год назад +5078

    On a serious note what Jordan is going through is utterly terrifying and the fact he's not running away shows he has guts

    • @k98killer
      @k98killer Год назад

      Fortunately, the Australia parliament is finally getting its shit together and debating a bill to address the corruption issues: ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @thisolddog2259
      @thisolddog2259 Год назад +1

      The school shooting thing was a horrible thing to say asshole!

    • @BVonBuescher
      @BVonBuescher Год назад

      Agreed. Aussies need to wake up, joking aside, they are living under a tyrannical neo-liberal government.
      Never ever ever give up your g*ns

    • @matthewblunderbuss4545
      @matthewblunderbuss4545 Год назад

      Plus he can't buy guns to properly defend himself. Kinda terrifying since the corrupt government officials won't have any issue getting or hiring one.

    • @joshuarupert4579
      @joshuarupert4579 Год назад +17

      More like he's just too damn ignorant 😂 Jordy for the win

  • @SynnekoNya
    @SynnekoNya 2 месяца назад +12

    If you're making a homemade sentry turret, you might as well just go all the way and buy the materials to make it near instant tracking and firing. Might I suggest coding a thermal signature detection as well... pricy but will add a HUGE advantage towards tracking potential threats.

  • @Electric_Bagpipes
    @Electric_Bagpipes 8 месяцев назад +19

    To be fair, it’s definitely smart to be afraid of the naked toe man with an obsession with pissing off OSHA.

  • @carlospassos9693
    @carlospassos9693 Год назад +3908

    Man NSW police sure is going to be upset when they watch this in 2028. 💀
    Glad to see they’ve got their priorities straight keeping a criminal like you under wraps, instead of solving that open arson case. 👍

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Год назад +1058

      Yeah its going to take them a while

    • @lisasteel6817
      @lisasteel6817 Год назад +331

      I know I sleep safely knowing they’re investigating the very serious issue of tampon guns. As a woman of course.

    • @Kirkaig
      @Kirkaig Год назад +47

      @RR A.I is getting really good so how are there bots this bad

    • @FasutonemuMyoji
      @FasutonemuMyoji Год назад +60

      Its so awesome that if you even appear on a video that criticizes literally anyone with the slightest amount of power and too many people see it, the police show up at your house for any "reasons" they can find. I live the new style of world governments, really looking out for the people that matter! Great jeorb!

    • @ThePcHeadedGuy
      @ThePcHeadedGuy Год назад +9

      @@Kirkaig why ask the bot?
      but yeah, AI is getting really good, and then there are bots evolving backwards.

  • @Gampos23
    @Gampos23 Год назад +2426

    Imagine the looks on the cops face when they said “we are looking for a tampon gun” 😂

    • @stevep7346
      @stevep7346 Год назад +42

      "Yes, you look like the type"

    • @Gampos23
      @Gampos23 Год назад +1

      @Catguy's tech advice yep

    • @tmplott5644
      @tmplott5644 Год назад +14

      Imagine their faces when they see this video xD

    • @usern4metak3ns
      @usern4metak3ns Год назад +29

      Anyone know why a tampon gun would be cop worthy?

    • @mcbamm5683
      @mcbamm5683 Год назад +128

      @@usern4metak3ns I believe Australia has some of the tightest gun laws in the world. Airsoft guns are banned, and anything that can fire a projectile at a certain speed (think faster than a nerf gun but considerably slower than a bullet) needs to be registered and used at an appropriate facility.
      My guess off of this information is that NSW police were looking for an excuse to lift him because of his money laundering video. They saw the tampon gun, and tried to get him for creating an unregistered “firearm” that he used in his own home.

  • @LegitimPlayer
    @LegitimPlayer 19 дней назад +3

    “Hey look buddy, im an engineer, that means i solve problems.”

  • @GabelhelmSogarbraten
    @GabelhelmSogarbraten 8 месяцев назад +39

    I love how similar australian law is to germanys it works like: "yeah we completely ignore criminal elements and corruption but we will bring the hammer of law down full force on anyone who tries to protect themselves from said criminal elements and corruption"

    • @Luigimaestro
      @Luigimaestro 12 дней назад +1

      We will not tolerate tampon guns. Actual ones are fine tho

  • @Vitamin_E
    @Vitamin_E Год назад +9921

    After all these months he finally did a thing

  • @Xorthis
    @Xorthis Год назад +4567

    "I want to make a video about an automated paintball turret, but I need a reason to do it"
    I think I solved who burnt down Jordy's house...

  • @niklas3035
    @niklas3035 4 месяца назад +1

    big props, one of the best I´ve seen for a long time

  • @jameswest7528
    @jameswest7528 7 месяцев назад +1

    The way he shirks and flees like a lil gremlin when he drops the paintball in the gun has me in tears. 😂

  • @GottaDieFast
    @GottaDieFast Год назад +2646

    the fact the police raided your mum's house and you continued on testing is a true scientist move

    • @PreciousOpal
      @PreciousOpal 10 месяцев назад +42

      The guy is in the forefront of future achivements and succsess

    • @dmk_games
      @dmk_games 10 месяцев назад +97

      5 years after the tampon gun was made he needed to be investigated! Unrelated to the pokies video just before FJs house got burned.
      There is just a big backlog for the tampon gun unit to investigate.

    • @THEVLOGCENTRAL104
      @THEVLOGCENTRAL104 10 месяцев назад +7

      The police raided his moms house?

    • @charlesm.2604
      @charlesm.2604 10 месяцев назад +109

      ​@@THEVLOGCENTRAL104 13:04 Raided for a 5 years old video right after they exposed corruption. At this point they are making it obvious on purpose.

    • @elektroman3187
      @elektroman3187 6 месяцев назад +21

      One time my friend got raided because his room mate turned out to be a crackhead meth dealer. My friend and I were there just jamming playing guitar when guys with shotguns and bushmasters slammed through the inside garage door. They held us in handcuffs for two hours but the whole time it felt like me and my friend were getting along with the cops, turns out the whole crew was in a band! In the end when they took his room mate and let us be, we went inside and keep in mind we were under 21 at the time. We found our six pack of beer and weed hidden in my friend's laundry basket..... To this day I can't believe it, what a bunch of awesome guys. Totally out of subject but still every time I hear the word "raid" I think of these cool cops.

  • @ae_bae
    @ae_bae 10 дней назад +2

    The address he says at 15:53 is the house of the prime Minister which is alredy funny but on if you go to it on google maps there are reviews talking about how its nice as long as you avoid the robot gun which is just great, I hope people are confused

  • @StoryAndSong1
    @StoryAndSong1 8 месяцев назад

    I love how the title screen at 0:32 replicates Jordie’s title screen in font and the fire in “who firebombed friendlyjordies?”

  • @jackmadiaga8907
    @jackmadiaga8907 Год назад +1043

    - Do you feel safe with this gun protecting you?
    Jordan: No, absolutely not.
    Gun turret: And I took that personally

  • @zyourzgrandzmaz
    @zyourzgrandzmaz Год назад +2733

    Seeing his involuntary fear while also being really tall and ripped is hilarious

    • @victorvdm1
      @victorvdm1 Год назад +35

      So you are saying that fear is related to height? That's weird...
      Actually in my experience, the most fearless people i know, are very short people lol

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz Год назад +274

      @@victorvdm1 he's a huge jacked Australian. So yeah seeing him squirming like a little girl afraid of a bug is hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz Год назад +18

      @@victorvdm1 also I think we'd genuinely be friends you seem gothic as Fck and have resident evil on your channel

    • @victorvdm1
      @victorvdm1 Год назад +10

      @@zyourzgrandzmaz hey don't stalk me bro. But thx, i guess?

    • @sashimi5106
      @sashimi5106 Год назад +52

      ​@Victor Ramos da Silva you're fun at parties.

  • @DonCarlione973
    @DonCarlione973 4 месяца назад

    This is a great channel. I love coming here I'm always learning something new! 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @DzastaD
    @DzastaD 9 месяцев назад +1

    I accidentally skipped forward ten seconds and then just heard the word "meth." amazing RUclipsr 10/10

  • @militaryhumveerevisions8183
    @militaryhumveerevisions8183 Год назад +1503

    7:52 I like how Jordie is standing there with his hands behind his back, inspecting the turret like He's a high ranking military officer testing new weaponry to be approved

    • @mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325
      @mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325 Год назад +20

      That reminds of me that Hitman mission in Miami

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +4

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @mikeisnotcool8360
      @mikeisnotcool8360 Год назад +5

      This aged like a fine wine considering Jordie’s latest video

    • @RobotronSage
      @RobotronSage Год назад +1

      LOL

    • @star_of_light
      @star_of_light Год назад +3

      @@mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325 although this one can't recognize specific faces :c

  • @tinydiccbandito4953
    @tinydiccbandito4953 Год назад +597

    I love how the gun behaves like it actually has a personality and gets offended or straight up rebels

  • @iovi3384
    @iovi3384 8 месяцев назад +1

    "maybe its the rubber balls" bro that's wild

  • @rylandgilpin
    @rylandgilpin 8 месяцев назад +1

    “Hey hey I’m in my stupid apron” 😭 perfect greeting

  • @michaellim2144
    @michaellim2144 Год назад +706

    I am convinced the code programmed by the child made his robot sentient

  • @IronGearProductions
    @IronGearProductions Год назад +3628

    Cameraman: "Do you feel safe?"
    Jordan: "No?!! Not at all!"
    The Turret: "And I took that personally"

    • @papipaper911
      @papipaper911 Год назад +52

      Hahahah fr turret was listening 💀

    • @nullp0inter
      @nullp0inter Год назад +48

      everyone fears chatgpt but the real dangerous ai is the kids code gone wrong 🙂

    • @kennethjones8683
      @kennethjones8683 Год назад +19

      Exactly why it aimed for a nut shot when a face shot wasn't effective. They WILL take over! LOL

    • @alex1carm
      @alex1carm Год назад

      damn it I just commented this exact thing almost identically and then scrolled down to see you beat me to it

    • @user-fs4vl1go8u
      @user-fs4vl1go8u Год назад

      Finally it's here the clip you all wanted. ruclips.net/video/vIGLTv2Y4-U/видео.html..

  • @erikmason3470
    @erikmason3470 11 месяцев назад +2

    Just found this channel im hooked mate. Putting off a real Australian hold my beer mythbusters vibe. Really enjoyable cobba 👍

  • @basmus
    @basmus 7 месяцев назад +1

    I think these turrets could be really cool in a paintball arena if it was programmed to track the paintball guns or the masks

  • @anonymousbread6908
    @anonymousbread6908 Год назад +1003

    Gotta love the turret straight up EXECUTING Jordan after hearing him say how unsafe it made him feel XD

    • @ithinkmycatsdead
      @ithinkmycatsdead 7 месяцев назад +1

      birthday shots for hayao miyazaki, too.

    • @user-eg8eh1es1f
      @user-eg8eh1es1f 4 месяца назад +1

      i saw the likes is at 899, so i just have to do it.

  • @MaitlandJones
    @MaitlandJones Год назад +978

    The fact that Jordy got shot after complaining about not feeling safe made me laugh. It seems he offended the turret's machine spirit. XD

  • @user-hk2ln9gp2o
    @user-hk2ln9gp2o 9 месяцев назад +1

    “And once the pieces were cut out I put them together”😂😂😂

  • @captainsnugleup
    @captainsnugleup 11 месяцев назад +4

    I love your videos so much, they are just too good, I also like how you tensed up so much it looked like you gained 10 more pounds of muscle lol, you are usually jacked but if I knew all I needed to take a good progress picture was a paintball turret I would've done this forever ago!

  • @Pfoxy567
    @Pfoxy567 Год назад +4183

    The fact he has one friend with a house that hasn’t been burned down yet says a lot about him
    NPCs be like: OMG GUYS THANKS FOR 4K LIKES OMGMGMGM

    • @angry1788
      @angry1788 Год назад +34

      Australian house prices...

    • @arcturus9026
      @arcturus9026 Год назад +98

      I'm guessing William Osman's in this list too.

    • @Therisis_GraveReader
      @Therisis_GraveReader Год назад +9

      Add "only" because reading your comments confuse me

    • @ronnoc9638
      @ronnoc9638 Год назад +5

      People used to burn witches which we have learnt were just ahead of their time.

    • @ethanheneghan
      @ethanheneghan Год назад +2

      My favourite time of the month, when I did a thing uploads

  • @MagikalKrabical
    @MagikalKrabical Год назад +1140

    The fact that Jord is fine with messing around with almost being firebombed by being in this video truly shows how much of a champ he is.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +11

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @bigshaq3984
      @bigshaq3984 Год назад +11

      ​@@EEEEEEEE bro speakin facts tho

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey Год назад

      Fcking legend

    • @jeffjansen582
      @jeffjansen582 Год назад

      @@gandalf_thegrey Who mommy?

  • @Maakko
    @Maakko 11 месяцев назад

    Best channel ever!! This guy is awesome, great content!!

  • @ClonesGone_
    @ClonesGone_ 6 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks for converting torque in my us school shooter neither, I almost didn’t know what you were talking about there!

  • @Karak-_-
    @Karak-_- Год назад +849

    Cameraman: Does it make you feel safe?
    Jordan: No
    Turret: And I took that personally.

  • @werepancake
    @werepancake Год назад +2983

    You can really tell how much Alex loves Opera GX because he hasn't yet set it as his default browser

    • @fss1704
      @fss1704 Год назад +113

      there's no way in hell i'm installing this chinese spyware.

    • @lettuce7259
      @lettuce7259 Год назад +710

      @@fss1704 I have bad news about whatever browser you're using

    • @oggilein1
      @oggilein1 Год назад

      @lettuce7259 jokes on you he's running GNU Icecat

    • @rideroftheforce5245
      @rideroftheforce5245 Год назад +60

      @@lettuce7259 TOR

    • @enderofbarts
      @enderofbarts Год назад +504

      I use carrier pigeons, they're the most secure. Currently watching the video by having OP print it out and send to me via my flock of 60 custom bred pigies.

  • @GreasyGamer-fe3cn
    @GreasyGamer-fe3cn 11 месяцев назад +1

    I COMPLETELY AGREE THIS MAN IS 1000 TIMES SCARIER THAN NO COPPERS

  • @zackw00
    @zackw00 6 месяцев назад

    Really love the vaguely threatening tone of this video! Sends a good message. Class solidarity ❤

  • @rishithprabhat8157
    @rishithprabhat8157 Год назад +4648

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how ripped this man is

    • @bobcooke8084
      @bobcooke8084 Год назад +114

      A moment? Try the whole video

    • @TalasnatheHeartless
      @TalasnatheHeartless Год назад +178

      I thought that was just John Barilaro's face

    • @sirpeterbaum4695
      @sirpeterbaum4695 Год назад +141

      Daddy did a thing

    • @Sam-hs7bu
      @Sam-hs7bu Год назад +38

      Hes fighting in creator clash! Make sure you watch to support him 🙌

    • @2niceunicorns562
      @2niceunicorns562 Год назад

      I’m convinced he made this video to show off his chiseled pecks

  • @mikesapanero8572
    @mikesapanero8572 Год назад +1690

    That hot glue reaction is priceless and just about sums up every hot glue gun injury ever.

    • @AnarchistFun101
      @AnarchistFun101 Год назад +27

      😂It certainly took me back to my own, which was absolutely not funny at the time.

    • @DONKFORTRESS6956
      @DONKFORTRESS6956 Год назад +17

      It just doesn't get off

    • @CaptPanOfSteel
      @CaptPanOfSteel Год назад

      It's like babies first napalm

    • @charliemcmillan4230
      @charliemcmillan4230 Год назад +8

      Not even 11 seconds before that he said he was using bolts to avoid using glue

    • @imnolongerasking5933
      @imnolongerasking5933 Год назад +6

      Every crafter's non-lethal finger napalm

  • @mayhewfisher62
    @mayhewfisher62 9 месяцев назад

    good for you in finding the silver lining to the situation. Lol. this is hilarious. And the need not to make eye contact with the gun. Works with vicious dogs so should work here. this guy is the best.

  • @juleswoodbury58
    @juleswoodbury58 11 месяцев назад +1

    I like how the face recognition software was like: "okay I know you're a human, but that bike sure looks suspicious🤨

  • @zane1621
    @zane1621 Год назад +1975

    I think it’s crazy that apparently everyone in Australia has professional machining equipment in their garage.

    • @kyosokutai
      @kyosokutai Год назад +279

      You never wake up in the middle of the night with the overwhelming urge to Wallace n Gromit together a sentry turret armature?

    • @kaksspl
      @kaksspl Год назад +94

      ​@@kyosokutai I do. I just can't afford it.

    • @AndiFels
      @AndiFels Год назад +26

      Wait, you mean it's not standard for everyone to have their own lathe?

    • @niallgoat
      @niallgoat Год назад +13

      Sample size of one = applies to everybody. Makes sense

    • @blakedannion9232
      @blakedannion9232 Год назад +24

      Now that Australia is a prison country, it is common for prisons to have an inmate industries section where they get vocational training.

  • @OriginalKorean
    @OriginalKorean Год назад +564

    Now, to combine this with Michael Reeves's robot that shines a laser in people's eyes. The ultimate home-defense: can't see then get pelted.

    • @jimmyschwarz9075
      @jimmyschwarz9075 Год назад +45

      and the book that throws a knife at you when you open it

    • @richbrooke3008
      @richbrooke3008 Год назад +21

      @@jimmyschwarz9075 nothing worse than an arsonist who wants to read your books

    • @DaimyoD0
      @DaimyoD0 Год назад

      Or the one that sprays energy drinks at your face when you inevitably try to close your eyes to keep the laser light out. Spray enough monster energy at someone and they're sure to have a heart attack, right?

    • @bluai
      @bluai Год назад

      @@richbrooke3008 😂

    • @IronbirdAIT
      @IronbirdAIT Год назад +2

      Replace the laser with stryopyros laser, don't even need a gun lol

  • @austinwagler7888
    @austinwagler7888 10 месяцев назад

    Watching you hop around was hilarious, I lost it 😂

  • @jubilanttitan4999
    @jubilanttitan4999 11 месяцев назад

    I like how this is probably your only creation with a half valid reason for existing

  • @MCisAwesome95
    @MCisAwesome95 Год назад +458

    The targeting the knees and crotch thing actually seems to be more of a happy accident than anything, those areas are pretty nasty places to get shot lmao

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Год назад +106

      Yeah way more terrifying than getting hit in your face

    • @dis_joint_ed5167
      @dis_joint_ed5167 Год назад +4

      @@Ididathing New on FriendlyJordies - why does Kristo have faces for knees?

    • @void_..
      @void_.. Год назад +3

      ​@@Ididathing make concentrated salt bullets, then if breaks the skin or someone gets hit in the eye it hurts *even* more!
      "Salt in the wound" if you will.

    • @kbot1060
      @kbot1060 Год назад

      @@void_.. Essentially APHE but paintball... brilliant!

  • @ultragamer969
    @ultragamer969 Год назад +4104

    As an American I can confirm that this is in fact a great home security system

    • @frostyvr9805
      @frostyvr9805 Год назад +89

      What about the guy who had a booby trap shotgun aimed at knee level

    • @thatoneguy86493
      @thatoneguy86493 Год назад +53

      @@frostyvr9805 less advanced genius

    • @billbillerton6122
      @billbillerton6122 Год назад +40

      @@thatoneguy86493 But effective.

    • @thatoneguy86493
      @thatoneguy86493 Год назад +21

      @@billbillerton6122 yes
      maybe less advanced but practical

    • @cyruslastiwka2390
      @cyruslastiwka2390 Год назад +19

      @@thatoneguy86493 dont even need that, a cut of pipe as a chamber and a mousetrap work just as well as a "shotgun". Save the real one for your own hands.

  • @ConsultingjoeOnline
    @ConsultingjoeOnline 11 месяцев назад +13

    This is great. I've been doing AI object recognition and the trick with smaller objects is to do tiling and slice the image up.

  • @shitking_shitpussy
    @shitking_shitpussy 11 месяцев назад +5

    15:47 oh my goodness.... safety squints while welding......

  • @hanbieryu8390
    @hanbieryu8390 Год назад +340

    Would love to see an obstacle course with:
    1. Michael reeves' head seeking drones
    2. Idat's paintball turret
    3. William osman's taser carpet
    4. Backyard scientist's claymore roomba
    And more

    • @TheSubzeto
      @TheSubzeto Год назад +30

      the four horsemen

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Год назад +105

      This is great

    • @Gudbrand1
      @Gudbrand1 Год назад +2

      You could add a turret that would pump out lube at an offset distance of the head of the person and it would be even more terrifying.. No escape

    • @vladyslavnechyporenko6069
      @vladyslavnechyporenko6069 Год назад +1

      @@TheSubzeto horsemen*

    • @lLiquid
      @lLiquid Год назад +3

      You can't forget about Michael Reeves' eye laser. Mount that bad boy on Idat's paintball turret and its a gg

  • @awesometomxd
    @awesometomxd Год назад +515

    You know what they say
    The most important part of home security is psychological warfare
    So i think this works really well

    • @SomeRandomJackAss
      @SomeRandomJackAss Год назад +9

      That's what I was thinking when he mentioned that they were traumatized by it. It may not kill a man, but it'll keep people away!

    • @janiprice6117
      @janiprice6117 Год назад +1

      Even without ammo it's terrifying

    • @hockeymaskbob2942
      @hockeymaskbob2942 Год назад

      Just add a laser pointer and loudspeaker with a countdown

  • @mocko69
    @mocko69 7 месяцев назад

    Ring of fire is such a perfect song for this video for so many reasons

  • @Boop__Doop
    @Boop__Doop 8 месяцев назад +1

    This robot is just ignoring it's programming and aiming for the knees to prevent an escape

  • @atlanticsquib7232
    @atlanticsquib7232 Год назад +896

    At least we know he’s got 5 years to prep his court defence

    • @josephbuma3454
      @josephbuma3454 10 месяцев назад +24

      Your honor, Mr.Thing was only being a Silly Boy, doing silly boy’s things. I rest my case

    • @kaanthereaper256
      @kaanthereaper256 9 месяцев назад +4

      I hope he gets Phoenix Wright as lawyer

  • @ruval1433
    @ruval1433 Год назад +2242

    A collab between him and backyard scientist would be delicately terrifying

    • @SeventhHelios
      @SeventhHelios Год назад +92

      Imagine one of his high powered lasers auto-targeting your face like the TF2 sentry gun lol

    • @bhudds6495
      @bhudds6495 Год назад +80

      They've hung out a few times with William osman, nilered and Allen Pan

    • @chicagotypewriter2094
      @chicagotypewriter2094 Год назад +12

      And if that don’t work, U S E M O R E G U N

    • @aleks138
      @aleks138 Год назад +11

      he already hung out with a gun youtuber last year and threw him under the bus. I don't think they'd want him in the states again

    • @Fennerator
      @Fennerator Год назад +24

      I think they were all on Will Osman's power tool racing video.

  • @tombly3464
    @tombly3464 8 месяцев назад

    I love how he puts Peter Dutton and Gladys berejiklians face on tshirts

  • @demonman1234
    @demonman1234 Месяц назад +1

    Yk I was working to build an object detection airsoft tank.. I think I might use a paintball gun now. Seems more fun, just would have to make the tank either taller or longer to accommodate the CO2 canister.. my code though is pretty solid for the actual object detection, i rarely having a false positive. It detect overall people, not face.. though I could adapt it to detect a face (:
    I actually did plan on using a similar method as the kid (before I ever seen any video on it), which is have a crosshair in the center of the screen and wait until the center of the bounding box equals the center of the screen… and move servo’s for X and Y until it does so… cause I’m bad at math LOL
    If anyone’s curious, my project is written in Python, but using C++ for the detection libraries (OpenCV), and using pyfigmata to interface with an arduino.

  • @anonthe-third2367
    @anonthe-third2367 Год назад +607

    Forget the turret, just stand shirtless in front of Jordie's house, you've got enough guns on your own

    • @ApolloTheDerg
      @ApolloTheDerg Год назад +24

      He really do tho 👀

    • @GRAITOM
      @GRAITOM Год назад +1

      @@ApolloTheDerg please stop being gay and sexualizing him.

    • @chiliring7082
      @chiliring7082 Год назад

      That string bean looking fool aint got shiz m8

    • @anonthe-third2367
      @anonthe-third2367 Год назад +1

      @Chili Ring We get it, you BIG STRONG MAN, EAT WEGHTS FOR BREAKFAST, SHIT PURE PROTEIN POWDER. But none of us care.

    • @ApolloTheDerg
      @ApolloTheDerg Год назад

      @@GRAITOM Nah

  • @vonfrizzly
    @vonfrizzly Год назад +2133

    Australian police are wild. Imagine ATF searching your house for a tampon gun.

    • @LiveGameDriveChannel
      @LiveGameDriveChannel Год назад +257

      Alcohol, tampons, firearms

    • @yeeyee4339
      @yeeyee4339 Год назад +80

      i mean if its short enough i could see a couple dead dogs

    • @BaitGoblin
      @BaitGoblin Год назад +119

      Seriously, and they complain about American politics

    • @michaelw6645
      @michaelw6645 Год назад +2

      @@yeeyee4339😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Shrimp_Insurance
      @Shrimp_Insurance 11 месяцев назад

      This is what anti-gun people want, they're always pointing to Australia as a shining example of gun bans

  • @SageO6PathzGON
    @SageO6PathzGON 2 месяца назад +2

    Unfortunately IT SEEMS LIKE ITS TIME FOR ROUND 2

  • @NA-uc2cc
    @NA-uc2cc 7 месяцев назад

    I love the Australian cinematic universe
    Best crossover ever

  • @fero1600
    @fero1600 Год назад +1320

    As a wise man once said: "It's always a great day when he does a thing"

  • @ronanthecowtamer
    @ronanthecowtamer Год назад +1557

    All else aside, what a joke that friendlyjordies keeps on being referred to as 'RUclipsr' or 'RUclips vlogger' when he's clearly a pretty seasoned and thorough independent journalist. He just happens to present his journalism in a humorous way and forgoes the usual bootlicking deference for politicians that most MSM outlets have.
    Good on ya lads for keeping on keeping on, and having his back.

    • @sepg5084
      @sepg5084 Год назад +13

      Well he is a youtuber, so that term is technically correct.
      "Seasoned" journalist is subjective.

    • @Chronx100
      @Chronx100 Год назад +1

      @@sepg5084 I feel like getting your house burned down adds a good amount of seasoning don’t ya think?

    • @pikapi985
      @pikapi985 Год назад +45

      It's just a way to demean and belittle his opinion.
      Politics is a game of words after all.

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 Год назад +8

      @@sepg5084 He uses a mint deodorant, which cannibals find to be an excellent seasoning.

    • @lemonsuckerYT
      @lemonsuckerYT Год назад +4

      @@pikapi985 And firebombs apparently

  • @AxissXs
    @AxissXs 7 месяцев назад

    i have had so many problems with chrome that i was forced to replace it another browser.after looking around i decided to use opera and i'm happy about it. the only feature i and many other people are missing is just a damn extension sync. been waiting for years and they don't seem to be implementing it soon

  • @TheBousouzoku
    @TheBousouzoku 11 месяцев назад

    Awesome! Jordie needs good friends like you 😊

  • @psyneur9182
    @psyneur9182 Год назад +283

    now he has to tell anyone he invites over "don't look my house in the eye, it can smell fear"

    • @qyasar8046
      @qyasar8046 Год назад +8

      I think telling them dont look my house in the eye is terrifying enough

  • @nemo19m
    @nemo19m Год назад +325

    I love the new address joke. Jordy's keeping his potential enemies real close

    • @eriottomakurashi
      @eriottomakurashi Год назад +37

      I can imagine its the address of one of the people in goverment lol

    • @ship_head
      @ship_head Год назад +134

      @@eriottomakurashi it's the secondary official residence of the Prime Minister of Australia lol.

    • @carpevinum8645
      @carpevinum8645 Год назад +5

      @@ship_head thought it was the Governor General's office?

    • @carpevinum8645
      @carpevinum8645 Год назад +15

      @@ship_head looks like both are at the same property address.

  • @wush1676
    @wush1676 11 месяцев назад +1

    "or in American Units, enough power for half a school shooting" bro LMAOOOOO

  • @Oshaoxin
    @Oshaoxin 11 месяцев назад +13

    Actually the broken asbestos walls should be terrifying enough

  • @grummee6237
    @grummee6237 Год назад +333

    i love it when he takes his dementia pills every month or two and remembers he has a channel to post on

    • @peterpain6625
      @peterpain6625 Год назад +14

      I'm pretty sure he had even better ideas... that sent him directly to the icu for a couple of weeks. And he doesn't post those ;)

    • @jasonbacon4wd911
      @jasonbacon4wd911 Год назад +6

      Quality over quantity

  • @Am_Cookie2436
    @Am_Cookie2436 Год назад +506

    "So does the turret make you feel safe?"
    "No! Not at all!"
    Turret: *received critical emotional damage, neutralizing threat.*
    And shoots him in the neck

  • @pingerboy69
    @pingerboy69 11 месяцев назад

    Lmfao broooooo, 🙏 😂😂 your videos are too funny there brilliant!! Love what you have done here.

  • @ThatNiceDutchGuy
    @ThatNiceDutchGuy 5 месяцев назад

    Pepperspray works wonders also. Outdoors only, obviously. Nice design!

  • @ItsCarrotJuice
    @ItsCarrotJuice Год назад +804

    "And now that the machine wants to kill me, it's time to give it a gun" This man never fails to make me laugh 😂

  • @rileybriggs4731
    @rileybriggs4731 Год назад +846

    This is 1000% something you should refine with Michael Reeves to make it faster but also able to identify human shapes in addition to faces and once it has identified an object as human it switches to just motion tracking so it can continue firing even if you turn your back to run away.

    • @ForgedinPrint
      @ForgedinPrint Год назад +140

      Michael would make it taze people let's be honest. Would make finding them easier since they wouldn't move until the battery ran out.

    • @sabless
      @sabless Год назад +9

      @@ForgedinPrint LMFAOOO

    • @War_With_It
      @War_With_It Год назад +11

      Satin calm down

    • @ForgedinPrint
      @ForgedinPrint Год назад +23

      @@War_With_It Fighting with your fabric?

    • @War_With_It
      @War_With_It Год назад +11

      @@ForgedinPrintSatan my bad

  • @r4dios1lence92
    @r4dios1lence92 9 месяцев назад

    Makes a 50 cal hammer (uses actual gunpowder)
    Makes a 50 cal boxing glove (uses actual gunpowder)
    Makes a drone that drops metal darts from way high up (enough to penetrate a car roof)
    Makes a robot dog with a gun (description doesn't say whether it's a real gun or not)
    Gets a police visit...
    ...over a NERF gun that shoots TAMPONS

  • @BigBlackNemesis
    @BigBlackNemesis 7 месяцев назад

    Kneecaps, the jewels, anything to mess with an intruder. I dig it ~ Mean lil bit o' code.