booby traps meant to maim are extremely illegal and this moron is setting himself up for charges by posting such a video that could be used against him as evidence in the future.
Thanks Alex, with this new security system I feel comfortable enough to release my next video: “I am invincible, better luck next time losers!”... My neck is still sore though.
Never give up, never back down and always expose the corrupt scum for what they are! Maybe the sheep will realize what they have done, doubt it, but it's still worth the try.
need more people like you that are going against corrupt governments if you want a real body guard fly me out there $600 a month ill also be your landscaper ect no extra charge
I love how his videos went from: „I made a spoon using only a spoon“ to „Yeah so anyway I made a face tracking gun for home defense“. This man just makes youtube a better place.
The address he says at 15:53 is the house of the prime Minister which is alredy funny but on if you go to it on google maps there are reviews talking about how its nice as long as you avoid the robot gun which is just great, I hope people are confused
To be fair, if a security system not only shot at your face, but also shot at your knees (preventing you from escaping) and your genitals (just generally inflicting maximum suffering), I'd absolutely be too terrified to even approach a house with it installed, let alone burn it to the ground.
It's aiming to dissuade intruders, not kill or maim them. This allows you to inflict horrid amounts of pain upon intruders without the moral debacle of permanently maiming them.
I love the fact that this man makes jokes about meth and shoving pressure washers up his ass and still gets sponsored but there are some youtubers who censor the word "crap" who don't.
Spam bots be like this video right here is the best video I ever seen and it’s just like a Muslim guy praying loudly into the mic Edit: I just clicked on one of the links and is a video on how to make a shitty looking pizza Edit 2: I just went down the rabbit hole and these pizza cooking videos are a method for some Indian guy to grow subscribers on his channels it’s all botted and he has bots linking to more cooking videos it’s a money generator it’s amazing.
not to discredit the achievement, but these days that's not really abnormal, we had a robotics club in elementary school where we designed and programmed robots to complete defined challenges using mindstorm back in the late 90s, an era where most people didn't have any computers whatsoever this isn't too different and the facial recognition wasn't programmed by the kid, so all he coded like is "move this motor if this, move that motor if that" the stuff some kids do in scratch is much more complicated, if you don't know what scratch is, it's a programming language for kids that's been introduced in some elementary schools, we have kids coding fully functioning games at like the age of 8 tl;dr it's just a new generation, coding will be as basic as multiplication table in the future
Nah cartel does old fashioned stuff. Like limb removal and whatnot. This is more modern solutions to sabotage and espionage. Cartel would simply scramble frequencies, shield from turrets, cut power to local grid, breach door and bingo bango. This world is not as safe as some would think
You could've just named the video "I made a home security system!" and we all would've known that it would be illegal Edit: The title of the video used to be "I made a terrifying home security system!", and the comment used to say Terrifying instead of Illegal.
Fortunately, the Australia parliament is finally getting its shit together and debating a bill to address the corruption issues: ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
@@usern4metak3ns I believe Australia has some of the tightest gun laws in the world. Airsoft guns are banned, and anything that can fire a projectile at a certain speed (think faster than a nerf gun but considerably slower than a bullet) needs to be registered and used at an appropriate facility. My guess off of this information is that NSW police were looking for an excuse to lift him because of his money laundering video. They saw the tampon gun, and tried to get him for creating an unregistered “firearm” that he used in his own home.
7:52 I like how Jordie is standing there with his hands behind his back, inspecting the turret like He's a high ranking military officer testing new weaponry to be approved
So you are saying that fear is related to height? That's weird... Actually in my experience, the most fearless people i know, are very short people lol
*I did a thing makes a gun that shoots tampons, Australian government: "not on my watch" *money laundering at casinos, Australian government: "i see no problem with this"
I use carrier pigeons, they're the most secure. Currently watching the video by having OP print it out and send to me via my flock of 60 custom bred pigies.
All else aside, what a joke that friendlyjordies keeps on being referred to as 'RUclipsr' or 'RUclips vlogger' when he's clearly a pretty seasoned and thorough independent journalist. He just happens to present his journalism in a humorous way and forgoes the usual bootlicking deference for politicians that most MSM outlets have. Good on ya lads for keeping on keeping on, and having his back.
Or the one that sprays energy drinks at your face when you inevitably try to close your eyes to keep the laser light out. Spray enough monster energy at someone and they're sure to have a heart attack, right?
Well, if my foreign friends are to be believed, that’s basically how the government down there works for now. Same as Britain police, thought crimes and such.
If you're making a homemade sentry turret, you might as well just go all the way and buy the materials to make it near instant tracking and firing. Might I suggest coding a thermal signature detection as well... pricy but will add a HUGE advantage towards tracking potential threats.
The targeting the knees and crotch thing actually seems to be more of a happy accident than anything, those areas are pretty nasty places to get shot lmao
@@Ididathing make concentrated salt bullets, then if breaks the skin or someone gets hit in the eye it hurts *even* more! "Salt in the wound" if you will.
Would love to see an obstacle course with: 1. Michael reeves' head seeking drones 2. Idat's paintball turret 3. William osman's taser carpet 4. Backyard scientist's claymore roomba And more
@@thatoneguy86493 dont even need that, a cut of pipe as a chamber and a mousetrap work just as well as a "shotgun". Save the real one for your own hands.
"So does the turret make you feel safe?" "No! Not at all!" Turret: *received critical emotional damage, neutralizing threat.* And shoots him in the neck
This is 1000% something you should refine with Michael Reeves to make it faster but also able to identify human shapes in addition to faces and once it has identified an object as human it switches to just motion tracking so it can continue firing even if you turn your back to run away.
True story time. While going to college in a remote town, the trailer I was living in got robbed while I was home for a weekend. When I got back to school and saw what had happened, I called the cops. Not because I thought they had any chance of catching the guy, but I had to file a police report as part of the insurance. They did send a policeman to my house who milled around for a bit and we started talking. Apparently, break-ins at this town were very, *VERY* common. I asked him for suggestions on how to possibly prevent it in the future and I swear to you he said, "Well, you could tie a shotgun trigger to your doorknob. It would help us out a lot".
That's called a man trap and could be illegal where you live. But given that cops attitude, they'd probably put in the report that you were holding it.
@@randomdude4669 I don't get it either, but some dipshit kids of middle class background suck the propellant out of whipped cream cans here to kill brain cells. Inhalients are the dumbest of drugs.
"Hello madam, we need to talk to your son about this public 'Tampon nerf gun' video he made" "Sorry, he isn't available at the moment" "Really? What's he doing?" "Testing an autonomous gun that targets people's faces for another public video"
and misrepresented the tone of the video he'd be making to the guy nice enough to have him out to use his range and firearms....and sending the same fellow cardboard cutouts of children to shoot at
I love how similar australian law is to germanys it works like: "yeah we completely ignore criminal elements and corruption but we will bring the hammer of law down full force on anyone who tries to protect themselves from said criminal elements and corruption"
If anyone hasn't been watching the whole friendlyjordies saga unfold over the last couple of years (due to having been in a coma, living outside Australia, or just generally being delinquent in social responsibilities), then do go and watch his latest video where he summarises the pretty much the whole wild ride over the last couple of years. It really is astounding just how much snowballed from Jordan making some low-effort content mocking Barilaro and Berejiklian for their environmental policy: threats, court-cases, corruption, counter-terrorism, contempt of court, organised crime, a premier and deputy premier both resigning, parliamentary privilege getting abused to avoid legal consequences, very strange legal developments, powerful people getting away with major things, then shooting themselves in the foot with ludicrous incompetence. There's a reason that a niche YT channel where a 20-something comedian largely covering the twists and turns of politics of a single state has a subscriber count in the same ballpark as most of Australia's mainstream media channels. This latest video is aimed at people who haven't been following along and might not understand the first thing about Australian political or legal systems: ruclips.net/video/PF1-1CNggQA/видео.html.
Low effort? sure as far as video production goes, but man, don't call the amount of research and background work jordies and team does "low effort" . they are some of the most dedicated journo's in the country at the moment
Been watching him since the Yilmaz days, even though I'm from the UK and have bugger all to do with Australian Politics, I really like Jordans content and what he's doing.
Not when criminals run everything! Good luck with that, once you go through the system you realize just how corrupt everyone truly is and how much lies you were told in school....
@@chicagotypewriter2094 Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
*"What are you doing with that gun"* I did a thing : *"Sir, making the best home security system"* Finally! No one will able to burn the houses with this most secure security system!
Yk I was working to build an object detection airsoft tank.. I think I might use a paintball gun now. Seems more fun, just would have to make the tank either taller or longer to accommodate the CO2 canister.. my code though is pretty solid for the actual object detection, i rarely having a false positive. It detect overall people, not face.. though I could adapt it to detect a face (: I actually did plan on using a similar method as the kid (before I ever seen any video on it), which is have a crosshair in the center of the screen and wait until the center of the bounding box equals the center of the screen… and move servo’s for X and Y until it does so… cause I’m bad at math LOL If anyone’s curious, my project is written in Python, but using C++ for the detection libraries (OpenCV), and using pyfigmata to interface with an arduino.
I dunno, defending a totalitarian monarchy which puts people in camps is pretty shitty. Especially when they fall for easy and clear propaganda and lies.
Meet the Engineer Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
Ok who ever that kid was you copied the code from is a legend, That turret was going for limbs you have to write the code for it to do that otherwise it would just keep trying to shoot the face no matter what so kudos to that kid. Very underrated how well done that is, Somebody needs to hire that kid and get him to update the CWIS.
When you cut a man's hair, you make him look employable. When you brutally mock a man's girlishly long hair, you convince him to get haircuts for a lifetime.
Dear I did a thing, I'm a thirteen year old boy who likes to collect and play with airsoft g's. I could have reccomended something different for the face recognition given the fact that you and your friends got knee capped, crotch capped, and chest capped. If you had a larger base and a larger "vise" for the G word, you could have put something in that doesn't have as high of a recoil and has ammo capacity as a base. I've built one of these for my airsoft not so mini g and it works well as a turret. Just wanted to let you know and say I love your videos.
@@tristansimonin1376 Yeah and now imagine what the military has. Back during the area 51 raid thing they said it didnt matter if anyone got by the guards because they had "automated defense systems"
I got some ideas 1: make it where the gun follows your mouse and shoots when you click, it would be fun to have people try to get your gun while shooting them from the safety of home. 2: grab a friend that can code so it tracks body’s and movement so this works better 3: have a small little building have a gun you control at the top and 3 guns around the building while people try to get to your little base while your inside the building chilling
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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@@jelleqsc Ford
okay
The fact the gun wasn't shooting to kill but went to cripple for more torment makes it so much better
The robot uprising has begun, and they're sadistic as hell.
Hook chatGPT up to it and itll be able to ridicule its crippled prey
booby traps meant to maim are extremely illegal and this moron is setting himself up for charges by posting such a video that could be used against him as evidence in the future.
@@Dysdopia naaah thats foul
@@Dysdopia "Even if the court let you walk away with it, you won't be walking away from anything because I've just kneecapped you" The AI probably.
Thanks Alex, with this new security system I feel comfortable enough to release my next video: “I am invincible, better luck next time losers!”... My neck is still sore though.
Never give up, never back down and always expose the corrupt scum for what they are! Maybe the sheep will realize what they have done, doubt it, but it's still worth the try.
Its the guy!
It seems effective at keeping the mailman away too haga
ngl, that was a clean shot to your neck. hahhaa
need more people like you that are going against corrupt governments if you want a real body guard fly me out there $600 a month ill also be your landscaper ect no extra charge
I love how his videos went from: „I made a spoon using only a spoon“ to „Yeah so anyway I made a face tracking gun for home defense“.
This man just makes youtube a better place.
his videos were always like this
hello there!
@@ravenking4315 General Kenobi!
@@Normalnyczlowiek Your move!
@@Generalkenobi501 You fool, I've been trained in your jedi arts by Count Dooku!
The address he says at 15:53 is the house of the prime Minister which is alredy funny but on if you go to it on google maps there are reviews talking about how its nice as long as you avoid the robot gun which is just great, I hope people are confused
To be fair, if a security system not only shot at your face, but also shot at your knees (preventing you from escaping) and your genitals (just generally inflicting maximum suffering), I'd absolutely be too terrified to even approach a house with it installed, let alone burn it to the ground.
even if it didn’t shoot anything, seeing a gun automatically aiming at you is terrifying enough to ward off any potential arsonists
The security system is indeed worthwhile especially with the ptsd and terror it installs as a bonus
@pastellz exactly, not going there again lol. imagine trying to sneak up at night, the motion light kicks on, then that thing comes to life
@ the genitals to prevent procreation if you survive & escape?
it should be shooting 247 ngl
The fact that the code had the strange tendency to go for the knees is just too funny
It's aiming to dissuade intruders, not kill or maim them. This allows you to inflict horrid amounts of pain upon intruders without the moral debacle of permanently maiming them.
...its learning.
@@Xboxzilla I don't have a moral debacle if they're trying to enter or destroy my house. Fuck em.
It's like it knows that pain is more fun than death ☠️😂
@Reece Carroll russian badger W
Imagine being a police officer in Australia and being told to search a house for a tampon gun
Imagine the owner of this house is absent and so you get shot right in your in face by a paintball gun turret made by the same guy. ;-)
They just couldn't ignore it any longer. tampon related deaths are at an all time high
Almost as if it is very probably fake.
Just being an Australian cop was probably already peak level of embarrassment.
@@conorstewart2214 honestly doubt it.
I love the fact that this man makes jokes about meth and shoving pressure washers up his ass and still gets sponsored but there are some youtubers who censor the word "crap" who don't.
All about 'dem view counts.
5 million subscribers with twice that per views per video.
Companies and sponsors only judge people that don't make them money 😄
Maybe all sponsorships are crap sponsorships.
If you're gonna censor "crap", there's no sponsors left.
I’m really impressed that a child was able to program a robot to shoot faces and also have comedic timing
Interesting to see the evolution of spam bots
@@elliotzhang2358 Notice how they are all edited
@@Bluuuuuuuuuuuu what does it mean
Spam bots be like this video right here is the best video I ever seen and it’s just like a Muslim guy praying loudly into the mic
Edit: I just clicked on one of the links and is a video on how to make a shitty looking pizza
Edit 2: I just went down the rabbit hole and these pizza cooking videos are a method for some Indian guy to grow subscribers on his channels it’s all botted and he has bots linking to more cooking videos it’s a money generator it’s amazing.
not to discredit the achievement, but these days that's not really abnormal, we had a robotics club in elementary school where we designed and programmed robots to complete defined challenges using mindstorm back in the late 90s, an era where most people didn't have any computers whatsoever
this isn't too different and the facial recognition wasn't programmed by the kid, so all he coded like is "move this motor if this, move that motor if that"
the stuff some kids do in scratch is much more complicated, if you don't know what scratch is, it's a programming language for kids that's been introduced in some elementary schools, we have kids coding fully functioning games at like the age of 8
tl;dr it's just a new generation, coding will be as basic as multiplication table in the future
"Do you feel safe?" The look of terror as Jordan said no and gets shot in the neck made me lose it.
fuck they installed the cop software
*lose
@@LatelyHaku cheers!
Ahahaha Such great timing
"The Robot will not stop shooting until you feel safe."
At this point he must have the most impressive resume to apply for a position in the cartel
At this rate he might need to so his house doesnt get firehombed. He and his friends are getting to some powerful people
You hitted the bot jackpot
RIP so many bots in one comment
you say that as if he wasent already in the cartel
Nah cartel does old fashioned stuff. Like limb removal and whatnot. This is more modern solutions to sabotage and espionage. Cartel would simply scramble frequencies, shield from turrets, cut power to local grid, breach door and bingo bango.
This world is not as safe as some would think
They looked so much like cartoon criminals trying to burn Jordan. The way they run behind each other at 12:20 makes me laugh every time.
You could've just named the video "I made a home security system!" and we all would've known that it would be illegal
Edit: The title of the video used to be "I made a terrifying home security system!", and the comment used to say Terrifying instead of Illegal.
he actually did
The amount of bots 💀
@I'll say when it's time what the fuck
Nah, "I made" would be good enough.
it is from australia after al!
On a serious note what Jordan is going through is utterly terrifying and the fact he's not running away shows he has guts
Fortunately, the Australia parliament is finally getting its shit together and debating a bill to address the corruption issues: ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
The school shooting thing was a horrible thing to say asshole!
Agreed. Aussies need to wake up, joking aside, they are living under a tyrannical neo-liberal government.
Never ever ever give up your g*ns
Plus he can't buy guns to properly defend himself. Kinda terrifying since the corrupt government officials won't have any issue getting or hiring one.
More like he's just too damn ignorant 😂 Jordy for the win
- Do you feel safe with this gun protecting you?
Jordan: No, absolutely not.
Gun turret: And I took that personally
too personally
:)
The fact it went rogue and started kneecapping people had me crying with laughter ..top video mate
Cameraman: "Do you feel safe?"
Jordan: "No?!! Not at all!"
The Turret: "And I took that personally"
Hahahah fr turret was listening 💀
everyone fears chatgpt but the real dangerous ai is the kids code gone wrong 🙂
Exactly why it aimed for a nut shot when a face shot wasn't effective. They WILL take over! LOL
damn it I just commented this exact thing almost identically and then scrolled down to see you beat me to it
Finally it's here the clip you all wanted. ruclips.net/video/vIGLTv2Y4-U/видео.html..
Imagine the looks on the cops face when they said “we are looking for a tampon gun” 😂
"Yes, you look like the type"
@Catguy's tech advice yep
Imagine their faces when they see this video xD
Anyone know why a tampon gun would be cop worthy?
@@usern4metak3ns I believe Australia has some of the tightest gun laws in the world. Airsoft guns are banned, and anything that can fire a projectile at a certain speed (think faster than a nerf gun but considerably slower than a bullet) needs to be registered and used at an appropriate facility.
My guess off of this information is that NSW police were looking for an excuse to lift him because of his money laundering video. They saw the tampon gun, and tried to get him for creating an unregistered “firearm” that he used in his own home.
I love how the gun behaves like it actually has a personality and gets offended or straight up rebels
@@miriadlamentations No one asked
@@Salvage5681 It's a Bot most likely
Ikr
ok but why is alex absolutely fucking BUILT like bro is sculpted by the gods, like hermes came down and blessed him with just a rocking set of abs
Ikr...
After all these months he finally did a thing
@Bullyofficiallyo here is the link to your dad:
Couldn’t find it mb
yess he did a thing
@Bullyofficiallbot
Its cause of the china baloond
Still faster than Michael Reeves.
"I want to make a video about an automated paintball turret, but I need a reason to do it"
I think I solved who burnt down Jordy's house...
🤣🤣💀
LMFAO
Oh shit, everything makes sense now...
@@Erealista300 AND IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
LMAO😂😂😂😂😂
The fact that Jord is fine with messing around with almost being firebombed by being in this video truly shows how much of a champ he is.
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@@EEEEEEEE bro speakin facts tho
Fcking legend
@@gandalf_thegrey Who mommy?
Something like this in an actual paintball arena would be kind of fun
Everyday we are closer to TF2 IRL
Set up multiple and have it roatate which ones are on and off in different areas. Now that's an environmental hazard.
@@kaanthereaper256SENTRY AHEA- *Dead*
@@kaanthereaper256 you mean tf2 or tf2?
Team fortress 2 not titanfall 2 but both are great
7:52 I like how Jordie is standing there with his hands behind his back, inspecting the turret like He's a high ranking military officer testing new weaponry to be approved
That reminds of me that Hitman mission in Miami
E
This aged like a fine wine considering Jordie’s latest video
LOL
@@mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325 although this one can't recognize specific faces :c
the way the ai got angry when jordan said he doesn't feel safe gets me every time
"You are being protected, do not resist."
he got hit with the BO 2 mission 2 scientist treatment
😂
Seeing his involuntary fear while also being really tall and ripped is hilarious
So you are saying that fear is related to height? That's weird...
Actually in my experience, the most fearless people i know, are very short people lol
@@victorvdm1 he's a huge jacked Australian. So yeah seeing him squirming like a little girl afraid of a bug is hilarious 😂😂😂
@@victorvdm1 also I think we'd genuinely be friends you seem gothic as Fck and have resident evil on your channel
@@zyourzgrandzmaz hey don't stalk me bro. But thx, i guess?
@Victor Ramos da Silva you're fun at parties.
*I did a thing makes a gun that shoots tampons, Australian government: "not on my watch"
*money laundering at casinos, Australian government: "i see no problem with this"
Soft on real crime, hard on fun. It's the Aussie way.
Cameraman: Does it make you feel safe?
Jordan: No
Turret: And I took that personally.
Rust auto turret L
Ain't that a cute little gun!
You can really tell how much Alex loves Opera GX because he hasn't yet set it as his default browser
there's no way in hell i'm installing this chinese spyware.
@@fss1704 I have bad news about whatever browser you're using
@lettuce7259 jokes on you he's running GNU Icecat
@@lettuce7259 TOR
I use carrier pigeons, they're the most secure. Currently watching the video by having OP print it out and send to me via my flock of 60 custom bred pigies.
Gotta love the turret straight up EXECUTING Jordan after hearing him say how unsafe it made him feel XD
birthday shots for hayao miyazaki, too.
i saw the likes is at 899, so i just have to do it.
Wow, that child who invented this system is a genius
Facts so impressive, the future is in good hands
The fact that Jordy got shot after complaining about not feeling safe made me laugh. It seems he offended the turret's machine spirit. XD
someone get a tech priest to check it for abominable intelligence
Suddenly warhammer
In before an inquisitor shows up…. Bound to be some heresy in here somewhere
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"
I am convinced the code programmed by the child made his robot sentient
that kid is the GOAT he saved this vid
Link to the past speedrun:
ruclips.net/video/3A-oT4rinrE/видео.html
@@valeerie6423 and?
That hot glue reaction is priceless and just about sums up every hot glue gun injury ever.
😂It certainly took me back to my own, which was absolutely not funny at the time.
It just doesn't get off
It's like babies first napalm
Not even 11 seconds before that he said he was using bolts to avoid using glue
Every crafter's non-lethal finger napalm
Dude built a robot and gave it some random code from the internet and a gun, what a legend.
A collab between him and backyard scientist would be delicately terrifying
Imagine one of his high powered lasers auto-targeting your face like the TF2 sentry gun lol
They've hung out a few times with William osman, nilered and Allen Pan
And if that don’t work, U S E M O R E G U N
he already hung out with a gun youtuber last year and threw him under the bus. I don't think they'd want him in the states again
I think they were all on Will Osman's power tool racing video.
All else aside, what a joke that friendlyjordies keeps on being referred to as 'RUclipsr' or 'RUclips vlogger' when he's clearly a pretty seasoned and thorough independent journalist. He just happens to present his journalism in a humorous way and forgoes the usual bootlicking deference for politicians that most MSM outlets have.
Good on ya lads for keeping on keeping on, and having his back.
Well he is a youtuber, so that term is technically correct.
"Seasoned" journalist is subjective.
@@sepg5084 I feel like getting your house burned down adds a good amount of seasoning don’t ya think?
It's just a way to demean and belittle his opinion.
Politics is a game of words after all.
@@sepg5084 He uses a mint deodorant, which cannibals find to be an excellent seasoning.
@@pikapi985 And firebombs apparently
I think it’s crazy that apparently everyone in Australia has professional machining equipment in their garage.
You never wake up in the middle of the night with the overwhelming urge to Wallace n Gromit together a sentry turret armature?
@@kyosokutai I do. I just can't afford it.
Wait, you mean it's not standard for everyone to have their own lathe?
Sample size of one = applies to everybody. Makes sense
Now that Australia is a prison country, it is common for prisons to have an inmate industries section where they get vocational training.
"Why rely on police when you have me" that should be your motto
Can we take a moment to appreciate how ripped this man is
A moment? Try the whole video
I thought that was just John Barilaro's face
Daddy did a thing
Hes fighting in creator clash! Make sure you watch to support him 🙌
I’m convinced he made this video to show off his chiseled pecks
Now, to combine this with Michael Reeves's robot that shines a laser in people's eyes. The ultimate home-defense: can't see then get pelted.
and the book that throws a knife at you when you open it
@@jimmyschwarz9075 nothing worse than an arsonist who wants to read your books
Or the one that sprays energy drinks at your face when you inevitably try to close your eyes to keep the laser light out. Spray enough monster energy at someone and they're sure to have a heart attack, right?
@@richbrooke3008 😂
Replace the laser with stryopyros laser, don't even need a gun lol
The police coming for the Tampon Gun is like Twitter's citizen digging up someone's dark past to cancel them
the gun control advocate when the police come to his door asking for his gun
Well, if my foreign friends are to be believed, that’s basically how the government down there works for now. Same as Britain police, thought crimes and such.
@@dabricyeah it is a bot
also it looks like you have a 5 year delay on the police showing up for this new gun
Im amazed they didnt laugh while telling my mum why they were there
If you're making a homemade sentry turret, you might as well just go all the way and buy the materials to make it near instant tracking and firing. Might I suggest coding a thermal signature detection as well... pricy but will add a HUGE advantage towards tracking potential threats.
The targeting the knees and crotch thing actually seems to be more of a happy accident than anything, those areas are pretty nasty places to get shot lmao
Yeah way more terrifying than getting hit in your face
@@Ididathing New on FriendlyJordies - why does Kristo have faces for knees?
@@Ididathing make concentrated salt bullets, then if breaks the skin or someone gets hit in the eye it hurts *even* more!
"Salt in the wound" if you will.
@@ThatOneCatInATopHat Essentially APHE but paintball... brilliant!
Forget the turret, just stand shirtless in front of Jordie's house, you've got enough guns on your own
He really do tho 👀
@@ApolloTheDerg please stop being gay and sexualizing him.
That string bean looking fool aint got shiz m8
@Chili Ring We get it, you BIG STRONG MAN, EAT WEGHTS FOR BREAKFAST, SHIT PURE PROTEIN POWDER. But none of us care.
@@GRAITOM Nah
Would love to see an obstacle course with:
1. Michael reeves' head seeking drones
2. Idat's paintball turret
3. William osman's taser carpet
4. Backyard scientist's claymore roomba
And more
the four horsemen
This is great
You could add a turret that would pump out lube at an offset distance of the head of the person and it would be even more terrifying.. No escape
@@TheSubzeto horsemen*
You can't forget about Michael Reeves' eye laser. Mount that bad boy on Idat's paintball turret and its a gg
To be fair, it’s definitely smart to be afraid of the naked toe man with an obsession with pissing off OSHA.
At least we know he’s got 5 years to prep his court defence
Your honor, Mr.Thing was only being a Silly Boy, doing silly boy’s things. I rest my case
I hope he gets Phoenix Wright as lawyer
As an American I can confirm that this is in fact a great home security system
What about the guy who had a booby trap shotgun aimed at knee level
@@frostyvr9805 less advanced genius
@@thatoneguy86493 But effective.
@@billbillerton6122 yes
maybe less advanced but practical
@@thatoneguy86493 dont even need that, a cut of pipe as a chamber and a mousetrap work just as well as a "shotgun". Save the real one for your own hands.
You know what they say
The most important part of home security is psychological warfare
So i think this works really well
That's what I was thinking when he mentioned that they were traumatized by it. It may not kill a man, but it'll keep people away!
Even without ammo it's terrifying
Just add a laser pointer and loudspeaker with a countdown
“Hey look buddy, im an engineer, that means i solve problems.”
The fact he has one friend with a house that hasn’t been burned down yet says a lot about him
NPCs be like: OMG GUYS THANKS FOR 4K LIKES OMGMGMGM
Australian house prices...
I'm guessing William Osman's in this list too.
Add "only" because reading your comments confuse me
My favourite time of the month, when I did a thing uploads
its even funnier when you find out the government might have did it lol
As a wise man once said: "It's always a great day when he does a thing"
Fr bro
"And now that the machine wants to kill me, it's time to give it a gun" This man never fails to make me laugh 😂
I love how the title screen at 0:32 replicates Jordie’s title screen in font and the fire in “who firebombed friendlyjordies?”
"So does the turret make you feel safe?"
"No! Not at all!"
Turret: *received critical emotional damage, neutralizing threat.*
And shoots him in the neck
I love the new address joke. Jordy's keeping his potential enemies real close
I can imagine its the address of one of the people in goverment lol
@@eriottomakurashi it's the secondary official residence of the Prime Minister of Australia lol.
@@ship_head thought it was the Governor General's office?
@@ship_head looks like both are at the same property address.
i love it when he takes his dementia pills every month or two and remembers he has a channel to post on
I'm pretty sure he had even better ideas... that sent him directly to the icu for a couple of weeks. And he doesn't post those ;)
Quality over quantity
The way he shirks and flees like a lil gremlin when he drops the paintball in the gun has me in tears. 😂
now he has to tell anyone he invites over "don't look my house in the eye, it can smell fear"
I think telling them dont look my house in the eye is terrifying enough
This is 1000% something you should refine with Michael Reeves to make it faster but also able to identify human shapes in addition to faces and once it has identified an object as human it switches to just motion tracking so it can continue firing even if you turn your back to run away.
Michael would make it taze people let's be honest. Would make finding them easier since they wouldn't move until the battery ran out.
@@ForgedinPrint LMFAOOO
Satin calm down
@@War_With_It Fighting with your fabric?
@@ForgedinPrintSatan my bad
The fact that he immediately started weaving, just goes to show how serious he took boxing
E
takes* he's fighting again at Creator Clash
@@EEEEEEEE thank you :')
You're the type of person to make combustible lemons to burn life's house down.
True story time. While going to college in a remote town, the trailer I was living in got robbed while I was home for a weekend. When I got back to school and saw what had happened, I called the cops. Not because I thought they had any chance of catching the guy, but I had to file a police report as part of the insurance. They did send a policeman to my house who milled around for a bit and we started talking. Apparently, break-ins at this town were very, *VERY* common. I asked him for suggestions on how to possibly prevent it in the future and I swear to you he said, "Well, you could tie a shotgun trigger to your doorknob. It would help us out a lot".
Loved this hahaha
That's called a man trap and could be illegal where you live. But given that cops attitude, they'd probably put in the report that you were holding it.
What country is this?
@@rsmith02 My guess is Florida.
@@rsmith02 murica
Australian police are wild. Imagine ATF searching your house for a tampon gun.
Alcohol, tampons, firearms
i mean if its short enough i could see a couple dead dogs
Seriously, and they complain about American politics
@@yeeyee4339😂😂😂😂😂
This is what anti-gun people want, they're always pointing to Australia as a shining example of gun bans
I had no idea gasoline worked like dippin dots in Australia. Wow!
It's because they're upside-down
They call it "petrol" I think and it actually works like cocaine for aboriginal kids.
@@MaynardCrow jesus mate
@@randomdude4669 I don't get it either, but some dipshit kids of middle class background suck the propellant out of whipped cream cans here to kill brain cells. Inhalients are the dumbest of drugs.
Imagine the delivery man going to drop off a package and immediately gets attacked by the security system.
I love how you can make the most insane things sound perfectly reasonable just by speaking in a calm tone.
What a badass way to tell the people who burnt your house, that you aint afraid of them
It's nice he provided the new address as to where he's staying so he can really underline the point. lol
"Hello madam, we need to talk to your son about this public 'Tampon nerf gun' video he made"
"Sorry, he isn't available at the moment"
"Really? What's he doing?"
"Testing an autonomous gun that targets people's faces for another public video"
... after the dog bot he mounted a gun to kept falling over
and misrepresented the tone of the video he'd be making to the guy nice enough to have him out to use his range and firearms....and sending the same fellow cardboard cutouts of children to shoot at
I hope "I did a thing" doesn't own any dogs, because they are going to get shot...
I love how similar australian law is to germanys it works like: "yeah we completely ignore criminal elements and corruption but we will bring the hammer of law down full force on anyone who tries to protect themselves from said criminal elements and corruption"
We will not tolerate tampon guns. Actual ones are fine tho
If anyone hasn't been watching the whole friendlyjordies saga unfold over the last couple of years (due to having been in a coma, living outside Australia, or just generally being delinquent in social responsibilities), then do go and watch his latest video where he summarises the pretty much the whole wild ride over the last couple of years. It really is astounding just how much snowballed from Jordan making some low-effort content mocking Barilaro and Berejiklian for their environmental policy: threats, court-cases, corruption, counter-terrorism, contempt of court, organised crime, a premier and deputy premier both resigning, parliamentary privilege getting abused to avoid legal consequences, very strange legal developments, powerful people getting away with major things, then shooting themselves in the foot with ludicrous incompetence. There's a reason that a niche YT channel where a 20-something comedian largely covering the twists and turns of politics of a single state has a subscriber count in the same ballpark as most of Australia's mainstream media channels. This latest video is aimed at people who haven't been following along and might not understand the first thing about Australian political or legal systems: ruclips.net/video/PF1-1CNggQA/видео.html.
There's a "to" missing. He went from low effort to what? Bit long winded.
Low effort? sure as far as video production goes, but man, don't call the amount of research and background work jordies and team does "low effort" . they are some of the most dedicated journo's in the country at the moment
@@TroublesomeOwl i think he's talking about his old skits he did years ago
@@ILeem ahh maybe
Been watching him since the Yilmaz days, even though I'm from the UK and have bugger all to do with Australian Politics, I really like Jordans content and what he's doing.
This is one of the best quiet expressions of rage I have ever seen. Well, done and I hope Justin gets real justice.
Not when criminals run everything! Good luck with that, once you go through the system you realize just how corrupt everyone truly is and how much lies you were told in school....
If you thought a protection dog was scary, then you haven't hear of the sentient turret
@ВоIuga That comment has the same vibe as a robot checking the "I'm not a robot" box
Thanks Loser!!!
MEET THE ENGINEER
Mount turret to the dog.
@@chicagotypewriter2094 Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
Only kneecapped the unarmed target and took the headshot when Alexa grabbed a 'weapon'😂
It’s amazing that the camera recognised Peter Dutton as a face and not some sort of hellish looking demon
He looks like the observers from Fringe
Well he does look like a kneecap
@@mattymerr701 He really does.
or a potato.
I thought for sure this video had been in response to the police raiding your home, but the fact that they happened at the same time is peak comedy
Wait his house actually got raided by police?!?!?
I looked it up and nothing showed up. I'm just gonna assume you were joking
@@Egerit100 it’s in the video man
if anything im impressed it doesnt happen more often given how many dangerous devices he builds
@@Egerit100 I don't think the police raided his home, probably just showed up
@@Egerit100 he posted on Twitter about it in January
*"What are you doing with that gun"*
I did a thing : *"Sir, making the best home security system"*
Finally! No one will able to burn the houses with this most secure security system!
@Chad 007 ahh you bitches are getting clever
Yk I was working to build an object detection airsoft tank.. I think I might use a paintball gun now. Seems more fun, just would have to make the tank either taller or longer to accommodate the CO2 canister.. my code though is pretty solid for the actual object detection, i rarely having a false positive. It detect overall people, not face.. though I could adapt it to detect a face (:
I actually did plan on using a similar method as the kid (before I ever seen any video on it), which is have a crosshair in the center of the screen and wait until the center of the bounding box equals the center of the screen… and move servo’s for X and Y until it does so… cause I’m bad at math LOL
If anyone’s curious, my project is written in Python, but using C++ for the detection libraries (OpenCV), and using pyfigmata to interface with an arduino.
Guys dont let them get u down! The World would be so much worse without BoyBoy. Love and support from Germany.
I dunno, defending a totalitarian monarchy which puts people in camps is pretty shitty.
Especially when they fall for easy and clear propaganda and lies.
@@MusikAstronaut They went to North Korea.
The AI showing signs of higher intelligence by strategically going for the kneecaps...
it would be really fun if paintball and airsoft places had this turrets, imagine the chaos this would create
Meet the Engineer
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
I smell Money
And then we get people bringing paintball sappers to deconstruct them
@RR this is not what I'm looking for
Ok who ever that kid was you copied the code from is a legend, That turret was going for limbs you have to write the code for it to do that otherwise it would just keep trying to shoot the face no matter what so kudos to that kid. Very underrated how well done that is, Somebody needs to hire that kid and get him to update the CWIS.
“Do you feel safe?”
“No, not at all”
_[TURRET SHOOTS JORDIE]_
You sure you didn’t programme it to be sentient…..
That little kid was onto something💀
@Oprator oh no
I love that you can see the exact skip where you told everybody that sometimes your turret aims for the groin. XD
Don't you love it when you go "oh, this comment is humorous, I wonder what responses people have" and it's just five bots
@@bookreaderman6715 it would be funny if you too are a bot made just to comment on threads full of bot replies.
@@Squire3555 we are all bots replying to bots talking about bots
@@Squire3555 are you a bot🤨 AM I A BOT??!?!?
@@Squire3555 honestly, if someone did that I'd have no problem with it, especially if it had something like (I'm a bot) after
"When you cut a man's toung you're not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say."
When you cut a man's hair, you make him look employable. When you brutally mock a man's girlishly long hair, you convince him to get haircuts for a lifetime.
Don't know who that quote was from but it goes raw tbh.
@@cheesegoblin8850 game of thrones
@@cheesegoblin8850it’s from geometry dash
Dear I did a thing, I'm a thirteen year old boy who likes to collect and play with airsoft g's. I could have reccomended something different for the face recognition given the fact that you and your friends got knee capped, crotch capped, and chest capped. If you had a larger base and a larger "vise" for the G word, you could have put something in that doesn't have as high of a recoil and has ammo capacity as a base. I've built one of these for my airsoft not so mini g and it works well as a turret. Just wanted to let you know and say I love your videos.
hangs out with friendly jordies more than once and has cops investigate him lmao
do we expect anything else from the NSW police force AKA Hire-a-thug?
"And why would you rely on police when you have, me?" is indeed true and terrifying
That has got to be in the top 5 most based things I’ve ever heard a RUclipsr say.
15:52 For those too lazy to google it, thats the Governer General's house
lol i was wondering
Thanks i thought it was the primeministers
@@Ididathingoh hey mate
Ssssshhhh
Tomfoolery
11:56 "So it seemed to piss-off the turret...So it started aiming Lower..." Lmao! So, you taught it vengeance? Lul!😹💋🤘🤘🤦♀🤷♀😹
12:40 the turret felt offended and tried to take him out, that's hilarious
So basically, list of things that wants Jordan dead due to his opinion :
- Australian politicians.
- An autonomous gun turret.
Imagine how much more terrifying it would be as a security system if it was made by Stuff Made Here.
It would probably work really well. Programming is the part he's good at
@Challenge Here is the full clip explaining why dad left you: (Making fun of bots)
ruclips.net/video/jhTTxdBKSyI/видео.html
It would be scary as fuck super fast and precise
@@KinneKitsune he would also kill the hardware part
@@tristansimonin1376 Yeah and now imagine what the military has. Back during the area 51 raid thing they said it didnt matter if anyone got by the guards because they had "automated defense systems"
I got some ideas
1: make it where the gun follows your mouse and shoots when you click, it would be fun to have people try to get your gun while shooting them from the safety of home.
2: grab a friend that can code so it tracks body’s and movement so this works better
3: have a small little building have a gun you control at the top and 3 guns around the building while people try to get to your little base while your inside the building chilling
make an illegal home security device that commits tax evasion when it sees a preparator.
I am so glad I got to see this before it gets taken down, this is absolute gold!
I'm so glad to see him before he falls off a balcony in a couple years :(
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
In this economy…absolutely!!! 😂
Classic greentext
Bro you got guns? I got rocks
i love the badger
He’s Australian…
There’s a hose attachment for paint ball guns that allows you to route the tank elsewhere. It’ll greatly reduce weight from the actual moving platform
Isn't that hose quite stiff?
@@userPrehistoricman All the remote lines I've used were just coiled hosing and made to be pretty flexible